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Speaker 1: Kitty misconnections. That was me staring.

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Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

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Speaker 2: One is in the back of a bass pro shop,

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Speaker 2: when you touch fishing rods behind the discount tackle and

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Speaker 2: beet bin.

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Speaker 1: It is weary. I'm more excited about that, Ben.

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Speaker 2: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

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Speaker 2: We scoured that website every week to find the best

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Speaker 2: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one

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Speaker 2: titled KO Cupid Man for Woman thirty two backyard cage Match.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, there's the KO. You got it. It says,

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Speaker 1: I remember you from last night's Fat Night.

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Speaker 2: Ah. You was the girl with the blonde ponytail and

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Speaker 2: camo jaggins. Sitting down the fourth or fifth row. From

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Speaker 2: where I was, I could tell two things. One you

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Speaker 2: was pretty and two you had all your bottom teeth. Wow,

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Speaker 2: most ladies around these parts. Don't you a tourist?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I bet those bottom teeth came from another state.

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Speaker 1: I remember thinking you should have been our ring girl.

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Speaker 2: Not that COO's our ring announcer Louie knocked up eight

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Speaker 2: months ago.

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Speaker 1: She's pregnant as a ring girl, really pregnant too.

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Speaker 2: It was hard to focus on the match considering you

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Speaker 2: was making eyes at me the whole time. Were you

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Speaker 2: getting sweet on me? Or was you just enjoying the

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Speaker 2: view of me getting my butt kicked.

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Speaker 1: I think he needs to be paying attention to the

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Speaker 1: fight if he's losing.

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Speaker 2: I tried to impress you by busting out my signature move,

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Speaker 2: the cold cut combo where I take mustard packets to

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Speaker 2: my fists and I beat.

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Speaker 1: Someone's brains in.

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Speaker 2: Not awsome backfired in a major way, and condiment juice

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Speaker 2: went everywhere.

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Speaker 1: So sorry about that mustard water.

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Speaker 2: Want to invite you back so you can see me

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Speaker 2: win some time. Sincerely, Jewels the ham Sandwich Henderson. Hey,

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Speaker 2: that's a great name. Ps. Sorry about the all caps.

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Speaker 2: I still can't see too well because of that mustard.

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Speaker 2: The whole thing was written in all capitals. I would

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Speaker 2: love to watch his mustard wrestling matches awesome, especially as

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Speaker 2: a tourists.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't even get ketchup in that ring. All right.

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Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled I was number five oh nine,

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Speaker 2: You were five twenty two woman for man twenty nine DMV.

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Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense, says guy at.

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Speaker 2: The DMV today with the brown shirt and Carhart Beanie.

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Speaker 1: You were a vibe okay.

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Speaker 2: I watched you make conversation with everyone around you except me.

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Speaker 1: O booo, she's like waiting here.

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Speaker 2: It's like I was back in high school again when

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Speaker 2: I had a crush on the most popular chess player. Wow,

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Speaker 2: but he wouldn't let me sit at the nerd table

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Speaker 2: because I might steal his magic the gathering cards.

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Speaker 1: Fan from the nerd table. That's sad talk about PTSD.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry if I tapped you on the shoulder too hard,

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Speaker 2: but I wanted you to notice me. That's why I

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Speaker 2: asked you if my makeup looked okay for the pick.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: Sure, you responded by questioning if I even was wearing

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Speaker 2: any makeup.

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Speaker 1: Oh, sometimes that's a good sign. You did a good

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Speaker 1: job putting. Yeah. I think she liked it because she said, OHMG,

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Speaker 1: what a jokester.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I playfully swatted you on the shoulder, then just

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Speaker 2: stared off into the distance.

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Speaker 1: Did you think I was mysterious or what?

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Speaker 2: Keep talking?

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Speaker 1: I am.

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Speaker 2: So. We didn't talk after that, but we did get

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Speaker 2: placed at neighboring windows. Some rock song was playing when

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Speaker 2: we locked eyes, and it felt like a movie like

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Speaker 2: twenty seven dresses.

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Speaker 1: But at the DMV, you know it's a romantic spot, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, you looked older, so I thought there was a

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Speaker 2: good chance you'll see this on Craigslist.

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Speaker 1: That's sign Thanyaana. Maybe she should have pasted it on

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Speaker 1: Facebook and stead better. Look there.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to your final misconnection titled Oh there is

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Speaker 2: no title, just Blank's man for woman thirties Downtown brunch

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Speaker 2: spot says you were standing in line at the new

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Speaker 2: brunch spot in town called Awful Waffle.

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Speaker 1: But don't you want to go to good Waffle? Not

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Speaker 1: awful waf.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like an awful Maybe it's

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Speaker 2: like an awful lot of Waffleah, not.

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Speaker 1: Even it's like sick, but in a good way. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he says.

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Speaker 2: I was sitting on a bench across the street, chewing

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Speaker 2: up a slim gym when I saw you, or more accurately,

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Speaker 2: you and your yoga pants, and I knew I was

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Speaker 2: in love.

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Speaker 1: You should know you're a creeper across the street with.

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Speaker 2: We had to speak, so I walked over and asked

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Speaker 2: your asked logical side. Even though I was born in

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Speaker 2: the South, I delivered the line in a perfect Belgian

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Speaker 2: accent to impress sold Belgian. Specifically, you responded by saying

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Speaker 2: you weren't carrying change at the moment, hot brunette one

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Speaker 2: me zero.

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Speaker 1: But I wasn't gonna let that be the end of

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Speaker 1: our love story. No, ma'am, he begging for money. No,

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Speaker 1: I doubled down, told you I didn't want you change. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I wanted your heart.

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Speaker 2: You laughed kind of it might have been a cough,

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Speaker 2: but either way, as you sauntered off, I called out

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Speaker 2: to you, Madam Butterworth.

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Speaker 1: You thick and I like it.

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Speaker 2: And just like that you were gone, vanished into awful

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Speaker 2: waffle like a beautiful syrup ghost.

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Speaker 1: If you see this reply back, I'll be the guy.

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Speaker 2: Across the street, still chewing that same st still believing

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Speaker 2: in us, that signed Dusty Ray Pickens, hanging out across

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Speaker 2: from awful waffle.

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Speaker 1: Of course he's eating slim gems like those were your

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Speaker 1: Craigslist misconnections for the week. We got your phone tap

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Speaker 1: coming up right after this. Brook and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 1: morning