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Speaker 1: The Jubile Show on demand.

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Speaker 2: Dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: I do so. A while back, I got a text

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Speaker 3: from my ex who moved across the country, and he said, hey,

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Speaker 3: what have I comes back that you have vacation.

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Speaker 2: I was like, sure, that might be fun. So I

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Speaker 2: came a couple dave into it. It was not fun.

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Speaker 2: I don't like him, so and so and so I

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Speaker 2: made up this thing. I told him that my mom

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Speaker 2: needed an emergency surgery and told that she needed to

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Speaker 2: stay with me, so he had to go back and

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Speaker 2: file home.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, has he followed up with you to check

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Speaker 4: in on your mom or anything like that?

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Speaker 3: He did, and I was like, doing okay, And then

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Speaker 3: that was basically it.

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Speaker 5: So that was your dirty little secret that you lied

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Speaker 5: to him and told him that your mom needed emergency

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Speaker 5: surgery so he could fly back home or drive back home.

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Speaker 1: Yep, that's one way to get rid of him. It is, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us. Thank you, Yeah, life hack,

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Speaker 1: you didn't know you needed.

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Speaker 4: I just get nervous with that kind of stuff though,

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Speaker 4: because it's like, is that karma you put it into

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Speaker 4: the universe?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 5: I've thought the same thing, because I've wanted to make

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Speaker 5: excuses like that before, but I've never have because the

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Speaker 5: last minute, I'm like, well I don't really want that

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Speaker 5: to happen to that person, you know. But my mom

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Speaker 5: passed away, right, and that we had an event to

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Speaker 5: go to over the weekend, and so I hit everybody

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Speaker 5: up and I said, hey, I just found out my

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Speaker 5: mom pass away. Keep in mind, I was kind of

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Speaker 5: estranged from my mom at the end of her life, right,

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Speaker 5: so hadn't talked to her in a couple of years.

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Speaker 5: And I found out weeks after from my cousin, who

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Speaker 5: just decided to tell me because she was like, this

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Speaker 5: is ridiculous and nobody's telling me.

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Speaker 1: So it was a lot. It was a lot of

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Speaker 1: news to die just at once.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So I was like, I'm gonna take the weekend and

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Speaker 5: think about that. But when I told everybody, I was like,

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Speaker 5: I sure, hope they don't think I'm making that up,

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Speaker 5: like my you know, like.

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Speaker 1: My, yeah, no, I thought you were making it up.

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Speaker 1: See that's what I figured.

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Speaker 5: Brad Our, producer was like, yeah, right, I'm like, no, dude,

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Speaker 5: I promise, I mean my Like, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret text.

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