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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. That's dish. I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin Pollock, Yes, that Kevin Pollock? What's that?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? How does one pronounce a certain crustacean that

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Speaker 1: is popular in the Bahamas? What was that? Con No?

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Speaker 1: Are you sure that's it? Because it seems to me

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Speaker 1: it could also bench. That's huge. That's saying that, alright,

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Speaker 1: just trying to make the ship official. Digress, Let's meet

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Speaker 1: Acamas show in no particular order. House about a resounding

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Speaker 1: sup to Chris Anthony Alvarado. Thank you, thank you. That

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Speaker 1: feels nice right, make mine lean. What is the longest

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Speaker 1: time span you've been on the open road? Um? I

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Speaker 1: guess when I drove from Chicago to Los Angeles. Sure,

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Speaker 1: but I take you a couple of days. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think three days. Um, that's it, man, I'm nothing interesting

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Speaker 1: to add about that, just giving you the facts. I've

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Speaker 1: not driven that far in my entire life, so I'm

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Speaker 1: always curious. But I think, like Jolie has those great

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Speaker 1: stories about going to Miami or Chicago on l A,

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Speaker 1: he just he just he just got better stories about that,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So anyway, thanks for having

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Speaker 1: me and I chose to ask you. Thank you right, Hey,

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Speaker 1: Craig Kaikowski with his home building helping hand corner. Ko, Okay, Uh,

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Speaker 1: what you're gonna need is, uh, you're gonna need to

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Speaker 1: go to home depot and uh find a guy. His

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Speaker 1: name is Curtis. He's in Uh he's an aisle seven.

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Speaker 1: He's usually not there, but but when when he is,

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Speaker 1: you will know because Curtis is a lot uh. And

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Speaker 1: Curtis is gonna steer you toward uh screws and nails

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Speaker 1: and uh and drywood and plywood and uh and he

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Speaker 1: knows all that ship and uh, I really am I

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Speaker 1: am not qualified to talk about this. Okay, so if

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Speaker 1: we're interested in more information about drywood, we should go

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Speaker 1: look for Curtis. That's contact Curtis. Okay, cool, thank you?

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Speaker 1: Holy crap, Gary Anthony Williams, What lover, lover of the

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Speaker 1: hanging curveball? Do you have a favorite activity you prefer

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Speaker 1: to watch live? Wow? To watch something live? Man? Well,

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Speaker 1: you left it toughie for me. Uh include a squirrel

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Speaker 1: leading off your ship. I love I love first of all,

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Speaker 1: I love my squirrel, and I'm in a battle with

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Speaker 1: my dear friend Jordan black who thinks basically all animals

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Speaker 1: are evil. I'll tell you the one activity I can't

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Speaker 1: watch live that makes my stomach turn is my son run.

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Speaker 1: He's a long distance runner and I and I hate

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Speaker 1: to watch. It makes me so nervous. I hate to

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Speaker 1: watch it. At the start when he was an infant,

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Speaker 1: and the other thing just started long distance running, um

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Speaker 1: when he got in high school. And and he's he's fast,

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Speaker 1: he's one of the faster guys. And I just I

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Speaker 1: don't I can't even tell you why I hate to watch.

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Speaker 1: Can I make one suggestion of might help? Make two

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Speaker 1: if you want, I've just got one. Okay, try to

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Speaker 1: fit while he's running and you're feeling anxious. Just try

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Speaker 1: to focus on what he's running from. And now, James,

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Speaker 1: she Jimmy one time, how did you learn to drive

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Speaker 1: a car? Uh? Well, I believe that a lot of

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Speaker 1: my instincts came from video games. Uh. But at the

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Speaker 1: time that I was actually in driver's said, they had

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Speaker 1: us in a room with steering wheels and brakes and huddles,

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Speaker 1: and there was a video of a car driving. And

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Speaker 1: I can't quite place myself in the memory. But there's

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Speaker 1: no way that me steering the wheeler hitting the brakes

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Speaker 1: would have changed the screens. It was a video, so

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell we were all doing.

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Speaker 1: I like it when I choose correctly. Thank you for that.

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Speaker 1: And last, but nothing but poop scooping for you? If

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Speaker 1: you think of least it's Joey Greer Donny cheese. Which

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Speaker 1: sandwich is your least favorite? Damn? What sandridge is my

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Speaker 1: least favorite? I think, Uh, just just bread, nothing inside.

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Speaker 1: If you just gave me just bread, sans and also

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Speaker 1: you scooped out the bread to you, scooped out like

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Speaker 1: the filler of the bread. Sure, it's just like you know,

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Speaker 1: hollow earth, which is real. Uh, you know the earth

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Speaker 1: is hollow. A lot of people don't get that. I

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Speaker 1: believe that. But it's a hollow. There's nothing underneath. You

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Speaker 1: go six ft down, nothing you cannot you can like

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Speaker 1: crack down further, and you're just it sucked into the

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Speaker 1: void down there. All What do you mean? Let's do

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Speaker 1: won't you come and chase away my dread? What's that

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Speaker 1: sweet voice in my ear? It's the comy tone of

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer Christ, from twisting up a dog to drinking

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Speaker 1: his product count on Joey to monologue about it. M

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Speaker 1: that's stretch, that stretch. I used those words wrong, Thanks Craig.

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Speaker 1: Please just play along to the strangest of straight men.

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Speaker 1: What can I say? No bullshit about it? I love

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Speaker 1: Mr Ka uh huh sound the siren. It must be

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Speaker 1: with Mr Ka Kevin. I'm the only one I could

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Speaker 1: come up with. But it's still I'm struggling the straightest

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Speaker 1: of straight men. I mean, I'll take it. Uh, sound

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Speaker 1: the siren. It must be James Heeney. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's always such a meany. Yeah, this goes on for

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Speaker 1: forty two pages, so I'm gonna jump a little bit

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Speaker 1: to the end. It's all genius, and I'm going to

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Speaker 1: post it to our There's a rhymlan cuppet rhyming couplet

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Speaker 1: for every guest we've had. Um, let's see. Yep, thank you.

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Speaker 1: J G A W. You're ridiculously funny. That's wow. That

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Speaker 1: was it. But Williams. The original pronunciation of Williams is Willianni,

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Speaker 1: so that would rhyme thank you, Willianni. You are ridiculous funny.

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Speaker 1: That's the ridiculously annunciation. Family was bought by the Welsh,

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Speaker 1: by the way, you us, oh man, bless those Welsh,

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Speaker 1: and they're purchasing powers. Thanks for helping every I'm in chamaniac.

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Speaker 1: Goddamn it. You better believe it. My scene suggestion is

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Speaker 1: up here we go. Uh, that is, if you choose

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Speaker 1: to use it. A documentary on vaping, signed your pal

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Speaker 1: Will Moris from upstate St. Louis and Will bless you

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Speaker 1: and thank you for your supporting. I'm sorry I did

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Speaker 1: not read the entire thing. I now feel bad about that. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked me. I'm not an actual doctor,

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Speaker 1: but I am somebody who's in the field. Popcorn lung

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Speaker 1: isn't a thing which field just to be clear um

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Speaker 1: of tobacco aromatics. Sorry, I'm gonna have him where this

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Speaker 1: stethoscope while you guys talk. Hold on, that's great. Just

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Speaker 1: I need is really a confidence and then whatever you

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna put that on. I'm not gonna do

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Speaker 1: anything false. I think the confidence will come from my

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it's called, but it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a little tight now. I just want to make sure

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Speaker 1: That's a lot, Thank you. There's a lot of misinformation

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Speaker 1: out there. Well, listen, we're gonna put some of the

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Speaker 1: best little bits in a trailer A teaser. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: like to post that. And then because of your gifts

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Speaker 1: and a few others, we'll pull in that audience. Who

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Speaker 1: else to getting? Who else he getting? You're not getting mad?

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Speaker 1: Are you? You're not getting Mac from Did not get

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Speaker 1: Mac from Blowtown? Nope? Okay, I got Noah Wiley, no

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Speaker 1: looked better with the scalpel or one of these little

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Speaker 1: rubber hamlets. Let's try both. I just want to say

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Speaker 1: stay away from Mac from Blowtown because that's a guy

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Speaker 1: who pioneered this movement. Sure, and now he's on the

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Speaker 1: other side. He's slipped. I feel like we're losing great stuff.

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Speaker 1: This is exactly what I want, you know what, Sammy,

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Speaker 1: Let's just roll Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold no Salmony's

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Speaker 1: four minutes to be Sammy. I get Sammy four minutes, Sammy,

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Speaker 1: because Mac from Blowtown will tell you things like I

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Speaker 1: miss you, I love you, what are you up to you?

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Speaker 1: And then when you respond, you get no response to

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Speaker 1: your response, leaving you in the dark. Sammy, You're killing me.

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Speaker 1: Sammy is done being Yeah, do you think that this guy,

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Speaker 1: talent before you ask these fucking questions. I'm sure he

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Speaker 1: can hear us. Rick, So sorry the credit cards not working?

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Speaker 1: Is there another thing that can use to pay for

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Speaker 1: all the coffees and stuffy? Let's let this one be

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Speaker 1: on me, Rick, Hey, take Sammy's credit call? Hey, hey man,

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Speaker 1: Sammy loves Oh y'all, this is heavy. What is this? This? This?

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Speaker 1: This is a credit card? Oh you mean like what?

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Speaker 1: Same order? Yes? Please? Since we didn't get it, can

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Speaker 1: you to change your mind? Can you repeat the order Backtors?

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Speaker 1: red Eye, I got two Cappuccino's son Latte. I got

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Speaker 1: I how can I help you? Hi? I'm looking for

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Speaker 1: best I can offer you as nicotine gum. Because I

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Speaker 1: am anti vaping. Vaping is dangerous. I did have this

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Speaker 1: dangers of vaporing. You know, Mr Blowtown, how are you doing?

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Speaker 1: that French laundry. Well they yeah, the place that cleans

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Speaker 1: your close French style exactly. Hey, uh, all my employees

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Speaker 1: paper thin walls. And you say nicotine, real weird man,

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Speaker 1: Nicotine does not sound good coming through the walls. You

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Speaker 1: feel what I'm saying you say, I say nicotine. Weird. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: solemnity ask you. Hitting the scene, hitting the sea is

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Speaker 1: why it says I thought nickotine nicotine? I thought somebody

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Speaker 1: graffitied the word no in front of vape shop. But

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Speaker 1: no vapor shop. Yeah, that's me. It's a blowtown, no

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Speaker 1: the opening remarks and he closed the case. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it just started. I'll be honest with you got a

416
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 1: bad attorney. You got a bad attorney. Got a bad attorney. No,

417
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 1: this is pro bono. You know, I'm appointed by the

418
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 1: by the state and Walkers, that's you. And what does

419
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: this mean? I have to choose firing squad or I

420
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: gotta drink a whole bunch of bleach. That's my choice. Now. Well, yeah,

421
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: they felt like hanging in the injection was just too inhumane.

422
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 1: Pick the bleach. Pick the bleach. Here, we bought your

423
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: last meal. But it's sponsored, so as you're eating, you're

424
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: gonna need to say the company's name over and over.

425
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: So if you can say Eli's Chicken is the best

426
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 1: chicken I've ever had. It's so good, I might. Of

427
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 1: course she can. Of course you can. Okay, Okay, here's

428
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: your pack of food. You'd be happy to chicken is

429
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: the best the phone in the chicken back hold hold hello,

430
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 1: this is the governor. I'd like to parton free hold on,

431
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: hold on, Tom. Are you talking to the chicken, sir?

432
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: Or my client I was talking to. Well, I didn't

433
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: realize that your client was there, but I'll part in

434
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 1: them both. Oh my god. Well, we may not have

435
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: the market share that KFC or Popeye's does, but I

436
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: know I make a damn good chicken. So what's this

437
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: about Brandon content you're telling me about. Uh, well, it's

438
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: real simple. Uh. We get high profile people, celebrities, athletes, musicians,

439
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 1: what have you, and they go on their social network,

440
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: their social media, and they promote you and you send

441
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: them all the chicken they ever want for life. Okay, Okay,

442
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: well that that seems like a good deal. You were

443
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: saying something about death row though, hold on, I just

444
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: want to let you know. The toilet's little back down.

445
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: There's no more water. Just give your heads up. Yeah.

446
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: So on the case of the death row guy, when

447
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: I say, you know, chicken for life, it's really one serving.

448
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: So that's a good one. Okay, So we don't have

449
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 1: to give that much away. All right. He's got a

450
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 1: good he's got a good Instagram following he does. Now. Yeah,

451
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: a lot of the death rows guys have hundreds of

452
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: thousands of followers. Hi, hi guys. Part of me, part

453
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: of this meeting, uh, part of me, get it? Oh yeah,

454
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: we are looking at some stats. The analytics are saying

455
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: that algorithms are present if a celebrity, say, for instance,

456
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: in the cases somebody who's on death row, if they

457
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: do not die it will tank the brand. Let's keep

458
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: that's uh that if the let's say, in this case,

459
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: he were to be pardoned moments before whatever the cause

460
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: of his death might be, whatever the States decided legally,

461
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 1: then yeah, then that'd be kind of a reverse of

462
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 1: fortune for you. That is in the fine. So so

463
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: if the prisoner is executed, that is good for the brand.

464
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 1: That's the last minute reprieve. Not that will tank my

465
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: chicken for a little Okay, if that's what the algorithm says, Okay,

466
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: just punching the numbers. Now, okay, my dad is looking

467
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: pretty good. All right, Tiff, how how about you? How

468
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: are those analytics going? Do you look great? Tiff? I'm

469
00:30:56,280 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 1: say now, I said, Tiff, Tip, give me and so

470
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: I spoke in front of Tiff, and then you said Tiff,

471
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: and then then you did say Tiff. So I'm talking

472
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: to Tip. You're you're talking to Tiff style. If you

473
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 1: want to jump in, that's fine, go go to Are

474
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 1: you all in another room? Did I come in the

475
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: middle of a riff? Is that what's happening? A little bit?

476
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 1: I was talking to Tip and then Biff joined in

477
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: and then lyles here, I'm sorry, did you get to

478
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: see this gift. Did you see this gift that the

479
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: tiff sent me? Let me see it? Oh my gosh,

480
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: it's hilarious. Oops that news who said this gift? That news?

481
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: The prisoner just got purdened. That will tank the chicken.

482
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Could we have a private conversation in

483
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: the skiff over here? And that has seen too? Seen

484
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: three comes from patron v I p re Booth, who

485
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: simply wrote scene suggestion. Marvin mcugh is the activity director

486
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 1: at a nursing home. I don't want to play ping pong?

487
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: Why do I need to play ping pong? I wasn't

488
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: that good as a young man, and my game certainly

489
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: didn't get any better. Are there other games are closed?

490
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna play tennis. Tom a good substitution. Just

491
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 1: hold on. There's a new guy coming in today whose

492
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: promise he's gonna turn this nursing home into something we've

493
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: never seen before. Is it COVID? Is it COVID? Has

494
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: COVID come back? I don't know. Is that what this is?

495
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: COVID disguised as a person again? I don't know. Hi,

496
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: Mr mhugh, Welcome to our facility. Um, we're very excited

497
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: to have you. Now, I will say you have some

498
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: pretty big shoe used to fill our previous activities director

499
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: was I'm assize, I'm assize eleven and a half. Oh boy,

500
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 1: how big are we talking? Okay, let's move on. So, um,

501
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: I understand you have an entire curriculum set up for

502
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: the for the people who were here, which is really

503
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: really nice because we need schedule. They need a schedule.

504
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: It's important. So what are you thinking? What are we

505
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: starting the day off with? Well, we're gonna, we're gonna,

506
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: we're gonna train for a triathlon. So okay, I'm gonna

507
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: stop you right there, so just quickly that that might

508
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 1: be a little too much. Also, I do want to

509
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: say about the shoes you have to fill. Our previous

510
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: activities director was a young twenty three year old man

511
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: who who well we had to let go for reasons

512
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: that I don't want to talk about. But he was

513
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: great and he might come back for his job and

514
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: that might be something that you might have to deal with.

515
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: Why do you leave? So tell me about this triathform. Well,

516
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: it's it's one third swear being, one third biking and

517
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: one third running. And I think you know us older

518
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: folks are capable of just about anything. We can put

519
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 1: our minds too. I like that. Well, it is exactly neon.

520
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 1: So most of our residents are making their way out

521
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: to the field. If you want to go out there

522
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: and introduce yourself, what the guy do is you're touching people.

523
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: So you can start with swimming, start with running cyclings.

524
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: I'll up to you, all up to you, and I

525
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: can't tell you. I just okay, so I should I should?

526
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: I go? Now, Mr mcco, before you go and speak

527
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: with the other residents here, I just wanted to let

528
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:45,399
Speaker 1: you know what happened to the previous fellow who is here.

529
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 1: Get on with it, Joseph. Just go ahead and tell

530
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:53,479
Speaker 1: him not not do it in my time. I'm gonna

531
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: be here until next vos. You know what, forget about

532
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: it than I won't tell them what don't be a modern.

533
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: Now it's three act play, John, you've offended mad sinsibilities

534
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: so easily offended this one. Someone's gonna tell me right

535
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 1: because they got left hanging by the by the director.

536
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: I was about to spill it all. I was gonna

537
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: tell it all, reveal it all. And now that you've

538
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: got all of our attention. Please have offended good very

539
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: good order least high. Sorry, he's he's hired. We need

540
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 1: to put thank you, take him take with dart guns?

541
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: Is that the way? Is that what you do? So?

542
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 1: What's part of the triathlon? Are you gonna be starting

543
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: with today? Well? I'd like to run the funk out

544
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 1: of here, so maybe maybe running? Are you funny? Okay,

545
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: so go ahead. Here's the rest of our residents, mac

546
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 1: and cheese here. If you want some of that, I

547
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: got some hamp How do you want to break out

548
00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: of here? Is that right? Yeah? What's it? What's how

549
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: does this work? Well, you're gonna need a plan, and

550
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,439
Speaker 1: you're gonna need somebody knows that the ins and outs

551
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: of this thing. But that person, you know, they might

552
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 1: need a little something to grease the wheels and get

553
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: it going, if you know what I'm saying. More, I

554
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: don't know what you're saying. If you could get to it,

555
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: that'd be great. The issue with a person like me,

556
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: a client like myself, is that we're a little pressed

557
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 1: for time. So get to it. You know, Uh, you

558
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: might want to take that u oh body, oh ship, Okay,

559
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: just cut the hamn cut the ham stew a right,

560
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: give me that guy. Okay, Hey, it looks like you

561
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: want to get out of here, mac and cheese, a

562
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: little bit of ham? Can you not hear me? And

563
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 1: I don't speak. It looks like you want to get

564
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: out of you. I don't want to get out of

565
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. I'm talking to the other people.

566
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 1: They're the elderly people. I mean, I'm the like, I'm

567
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:01,879
Speaker 1: the closest person to you. I we're cute. You want

568
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: to get out of each other? Not really and not

569
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 1: really kind of like it. I dig the job. I

570
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 1: don't want to go like you know who and the

571
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: ship he was doing. Wakey, wakey, Hi there, Hi? Are

572
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: you coming back from your little your little nap. Now

573
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: you listen here, motherfucker. If you tell anybody about what

574
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 1: happened here before, I will up the amount of medicine

575
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: stuff in those darts and you won't ever wake up again.

576
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 1: Hear you? Yes, of course, of course I understand. Okay, good,

577
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: and there are no problems. I hope you have fun

578
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: running and swimming and biking the triathlon. I go out

579
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: there and be a be a team player. Okay, yes,

580
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 1: let's shake hands. I like that idea. Oh he the

581
00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: old buddy Buzzer nine with two ry poison. Now, who's

582
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 1: the mother? What's what kind of poison is this? You

583
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: are q are? Is a there's a frog in the

584
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: jungle and it's a creeks this poison. I think he's saying,

585
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: curry no, no, no, no no, there's a frog in

586
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: the jungle and it's a creek to poise it. Alright,

587
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: man said vape stuff didn't work, But we can sell

588
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: the vape ship just to these elderly people. They'll think

589
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: it's whatever. Man, alright, so like this juice is gonna work.

590
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: I've been saying it to the orderlies as like some

591
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: kind of medical juice and knocks him out. I feel

592
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: like maybe maybe these are probably close to illegal activities.

593
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: And and my mouth is not healed. You keep like

594
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 1: chewing that still, wool man, do you think it's gonna happen?

595
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 1: I mean, I was told the scar tissue would get

596
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 1: thicker and it would be kind of like the the

597
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 1: your callous over. Yeah, but you're cutting those callouses open. Man,

598
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 1: It's sick. I just I feel bad for that elderly

599
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: I feel I feel like you're you're taking advantage of him. Okay,

600
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 1: I've looked at have examined your feet, sir, and the

601
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: callous is that you were talking about. And I'm not

602
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: sure how we got to this place. I'm just a

603
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: little scurious. Wasn't really my mistake, I should I saw

604
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: you spending a lot of time on my feet. It's

605
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: really my mouth that it was the problem. It's that

606
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: my mouth is supposed to be callous like my feet.

607
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,879
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, doctor, I'm sorry, I'll be I'll be out

608
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 1: in just a second. I realized I gave you the

609
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: file and I flipped it upside down, and I don't

610
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: know if that caused any problems at all, and that

611
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: is on me. I'm so sorry. Sorry. I let my

612
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: son come in today and give you the files. Come on,

613
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 1: then he flipped them. He flipped them upside down. So oh,

614
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 1: by the way, I am his son. And other doctors

615
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,919
Speaker 1: don't know why. I'm actually three years older than my dad.

616
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 1: It happens. But the love is still the same. The

617
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 1: love is the same. That that hasn't changed. I think it.

618
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: I think it may have increased the love for perhaps

619
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 1: perhaps I also want to apologize. I clogged the toilet

620
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: with my shirt. I just took my shirt off and

621
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: I stuffed it down the toilet hole. So that is

622
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: on me. I will take four wards bonson building like Okay,

623
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Speaker 1: Mr mcku, I understand you wanted to have a little conversation.

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Speaker 1: Let me guess. Please call me Marvin. Okay, Marvin, let

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Speaker 1: me guess. Um, you need more water bottles? It's hot

626
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Speaker 1: out that right, it's hot. Okay, I can get you

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Speaker 1: more water. I wouldn't mind a few more. You got that?

628
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Speaker 1: And um, the spin spin bikes are they still working on?

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Speaker 1: Okay for you? Yeah, they're spinning. They're spinning away an

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Speaker 1: good good in the in the pool, the pool, how's

631
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Speaker 1: the how's the chlorine level? There? You feel good about? That?

632
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Speaker 1: Couldn't be better? Everyone's very boyant, so okay. And then

633
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Speaker 1: the track, the track, you're liking the clay that the

634
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Speaker 1: track is laid with? Why'd get rid of that guy?

635
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Speaker 1: Here's the vapor shop here, tingling, tingle ling, excoose me,

636
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Speaker 1: young fellow, with your fresh face, in your young attitude.

637
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Speaker 1: I came in here a couple of days ago and

638
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Speaker 1: I bought what I thought was qry from you to

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Speaker 1: plase in a fellow at work. Well, I'm not supposed

640
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Speaker 1: to work the front desk, sir, I probably shouldn't be

641
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Speaker 1: handling you. I don't work with I don't work with people.

642
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Speaker 1: I don't have people's skills. Let me speak to someone

643
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Speaker 1: who has authority. H okay, uh tad, I guess I

644
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Speaker 1: might be the only one. I come over here. There's

645
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Speaker 1: an elderly. What's going on? Hello, I'm elderly. I came

646
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Speaker 1: in the other day to buy some QR A to

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Speaker 1: plaise in a fellow at work, and it did absolutely

648
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Speaker 1: nothing to him except make him question how I said

649
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Speaker 1: the word I can. I can actually help him with this.

650
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Speaker 1: Poison is slow poison right and inside out. You have

651
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Speaker 1: the whole story. Wow, so the entire Pixar light up? Yeah,

652
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Speaker 1: up to up to inside up? Okay? Yeah, well yeah,

653
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: well he should. He should at least reimburse you for

654
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Speaker 1: the DVDs. You think, you think, you think. But he's

655
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Speaker 1: on the run unless he comes back for his job,

656
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Speaker 1: and then that's gonna be. That's gonna be scared. Chaid,

657
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Speaker 1: your eyes are your eyes are leaking down your cheeks.

658
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Speaker 1: Well that might be some some slow acting q A.

659
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Speaker 1: Let me just dabbed it seemed to be kind of

660
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Speaker 1: I don't know. No, I'm I'm full of warm. Way,

661
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Speaker 1: come on, let's go. Okay, I need ccs. If I need,

662
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Speaker 1: I need a whole bunch of c cs of vitamin

663
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Speaker 1: C in this in this. Get me ccs of that

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Speaker 1: c C so that I've seen this before. This gentleman

665
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 1: right here, he is dealing with some kind of vape overdose.

666
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Speaker 1: All right, possibly possibly, I don't know. Okay, I don't

667
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Speaker 1: know if the cameras good on me? Are we getting

668
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: a good angle on this? You can see me here

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Speaker 1: the ccs doctor of vitamin C. Thank you so much.

670
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Speaker 1: Al right, Okay, now show put on different code? Is

671
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Speaker 1: this is a bad code for me? I don't want

672
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Speaker 1: to look bad on camera. If this is not good?

673
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 1: Is good? I'm actually not sure doctor, I'm not sure

674
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 1: how you looked there. Okay, okay, okay, just okay, okay, okay, okay, great,

675
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 1: So he's gonna be all right. Let's get that injection

676
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 1: into him right now. It's fine a vein any ven

677
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Speaker 1: will do. Let's just find Mr MQ. Is that it

678
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 1: Marvin first name? Is that we go ahead? Marvin? Marvin? Yes,

679
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,919
Speaker 1: as you can see where we're shooting a scene here

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Speaker 1: today of n C I US and uh, I see

681
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 1: here that you are the fan of the season. Who's

682
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Speaker 1: who's one uh a walk on part on the show.

683
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: So when we've finished shooting this scene, uh, we're going

684
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Speaker 1: to introduce you to the director and some of the cast.

685
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: So be prepared for that, if you would. And we

686
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Speaker 1: have a little trailer, a little double bangers set up

687
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Speaker 1: for you that will show you do you have any

688
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: dietary restrictions. I'm supposed to ask nothing but dietary restrictions. Okay,

689
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: all right, we'll get that list. Um, all right, that's

690
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: a wrapping up now. So let's uh, let's let's get

691
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Speaker 1: you over to meet the director. Uh, Steve, this is

692
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Speaker 1: Marvin mqugh. He's the fan of the season. He's walking

693
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Speaker 1: in today. He's the walk on the wall. He's our

694
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: walk on for today. Yeah, he's got two lines. You

695
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:51,240
Speaker 1: got the lines, Marvin, yep. Okay, he's ready, he's prepared.

696
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: He's you're off book. I take it you want me

697
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Speaker 1: to say the lines. You don't believe that I'm gonna

698
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. Look, I'm gonna trust this guy. Let's

699
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 1: just go ahead. Everybody, go ahead and pour gasoline on

700
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: the automobile. Have the flames ready, Let's let's get Marvin

701
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: mque behind the wheel of the automobile, put the rabbit

702
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:16,800
Speaker 1: dog in the front seat, and let's see the sword

703
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 1: collection should be dangling right. All right, Martin, you know

704
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: how this works. I'm gonna call Action and you just

705
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 1: say your lines and we're gonna just uh fired, all off. Hey,

706
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Speaker 1: got sounds speed, got camera speed set alright, and Action

707
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 1: help my help my cars on fire? Oh? Why could

708
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Speaker 1: use some elies Chicken show? That is our show first,

709
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 1: it's product, It's product place. Absolutely. I love that Marvin

710
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Speaker 1: finally got to be on his favorite show that he

711
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: would not leave the concierge alone with at the introduction

712
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 1: episode way back in the archives, my goodness, good luck

713
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: finding that episode. I want to thank all of our

714
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 1: alchemists of this particular episode, starting with the fellow all

715
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 1: the way in Chicago, coming to us from what is

716
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 1: the what is the state to motto? Crystal Lake? What

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Speaker 1: do you know, Craig the state motto of Illinois? Uh, eureka, eureka. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I think it's the

719
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Speaker 1: land of Lincoln. That's that sounds uh, that sounds probably right. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And you're aware now James, Crystal Lake. Crystal Lake got

721
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: an address we can put out there. I actually don't

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Speaker 1: know the address. And that's any story, all right, Well

723
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Speaker 1: we'll look for that in your socials. Anything else you'd

724
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 1: like fans to know at this point, no, I think

725
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Speaker 1: that's sorry. Just go to the general store at Crystal

726
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Speaker 1: Lake and asked for James Heeney for the next week

727
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Speaker 1: or two. Right, yeah, okay, terrific and thank you for

728
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Speaker 1: being here. Gary Anthony Williams, Oh yeah, buddy, Oh yeah,

729
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 1: right yeah, man. Oh that as as as it says

730
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:25,319
Speaker 1: in the Bible, all that, that's all it had to say, really,

731
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 1: and then it just kept going book after book. I think, Kevin,

732
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 1: I think I'm in a movie coming out. I think

733
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Speaker 1: I am. And I'm not even joking. I think I'm

734
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Speaker 1: in that movie Spirit. It's about a horse and a

735
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: little girl and the people trying to get that horse.

736
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Speaker 1: You might be the voice of the horse. What do

737
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 1: you say. I think I'm in it. I'm serious, I

738
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:50,479
Speaker 1: really think I am. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a remake. Yeah,

739
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 1: in the motion that theater movie and it's wonderful. You

740
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 1: saw the new one, new one, but I liked the

741
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 1: old one. Well, always are always better than there, always better.

742
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: We got a review from James. That's helpful. So look

743
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 1: for spirit in the theaters. We think or thinks in

744
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: the theater. I think I know it comes out June fourth,

745
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 1: and I seriously think I'm in it, and I seriously

746
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,879
Speaker 1: think it's in the theaters. That's exciting as hell. Yeah,

747
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: thank you for being here. Yeah, thank you guys. I

748
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: love each and every one of you individually. Chris Anthony Alvarado,

749
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: thank you so much. No, this is bullshit, man. Can

750
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: you imagine having a life in a career where you

751
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 1: think you might be in the movie? Okay, fair, I

752
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: don't want to Okay, Well now you just ruined everything.

753
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: So I was angry and now I'm sad and in

754
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: between their lies being grateful. I'm grateful for this time

755
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 1: with you, playing with you guys and having some fun.

756
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,720
Speaker 1: Thank you to everybody listening. I love tell us about

757
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: that other podcast you like to do. Oh yeah, I

758
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: do the Comedy Fix. That's a comedy fix. We're just

759
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: getting nuts of it there, getting nuts were just twisted

760
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: around what it means to do comedy and perform. And

761
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: you know, they've got some people who don't love us

762
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: and some people who like us, and everything in between

763
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: is getting crazy. Check it out The Comedy Fix. Well,

764
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: if you've got people that do and don't love you,

765
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 1: you you could be one of the most popular podcasts

766
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: out there. Binko. Yeah, that's exciting as hell. Speaking of which,

767
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 1: Craig Atkowski, thank you so damn much. Hey, my pleasure

768
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 1: of was of course joking before when I said, eureka,

769
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: state motto of Illinois, because it's the state motto of California. Uh,

770
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: and it's it's Greek. It's Greek for I have found it.

771
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:42,240
Speaker 1: The state motto of Illinois, however, is much more boring.

772
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: State sovereignty, national union boring. That's hot. If I had

773
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Speaker 1: another kid, I name my kid that, let's tweech his

774
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: own sexy as hell. So Land of Lincoln is what

775
00:49:54,760 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: just some bragging the state nickname stunse plate. I've been

776
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: to Lincoln's house in Illinois. Were just bragging, Uh, Craig,

777
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 1: any anything folks should look out for in the coming days, weeks, months, Um,

778
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: I guess strange lights in the sky okay, fair enough, yep,

779
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: I'm dropping strange lights in the sky July twelve, beautiful track. Yeah.

780
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: Megan the Stallion and Bob Dilan are both guesting on that.

781
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Speaker 1: Are there any state nicknames that are like insulting, like hey,

782
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,919
Speaker 1: like fatty, like you know, like do they have those

783
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 1: kind of nicknames? Jersey's state nickname is fuck you looking at? Okay? Yeah, uh,

784
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: thank you for asking. Joey Graherman two things. One I

785
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 1: just rewatched Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Check it out, can't can.

786
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: Going back to our first point, someone mentioned in the

787
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 1: suggestions of Gary's uh CNN anchor. Yeah, I know for

788
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:12,800
Speaker 1: a fact he was in uh Amazon Primes animated series

789
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: called Invincible and then one of the episodes he plays

790
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: a television anchor reporting on what's happening and it's tragic

791
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: what he's reporting on in the show. But I laughed

792
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 1: a lot was that at Yeah, I don't remember. You're

793
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 1: probably a Chris I think you are. There's like a

794
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 1: couple of rock characters they don't speak, you know what.

795
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: Less moment about that he has a nun speaking rolling

796
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:49,279
Speaker 1: and animated. Yeah, yeah, that's that's that's when you know

797
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 1: you should don't stink in fact. Uh, And let's thank

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00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 1: our pretty an engineer, the stars, Mr Duganberg, the fine

799
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 1: folks that I heart media. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock,

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00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 1: and um, I'm damn excited that you were able to

801
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: join us and give us a listen. Please tell everyone

802
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: you ever ever met. Also, if you wouldn't mind continuing

803
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:17,800
Speaker 1: to be as kind to each other as humanly possible,

804
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 1: I would personally appreciate that, and we're asked to do so.

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00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,399
Speaker 1: Please mask if you would so. Until next time,