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Speaker 2: Splitting in the City at the Virgil, let's squeeze out

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Speaker 2: a new episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: You world understand. Would you believe.

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Speaker 2: Your mind?

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Speaker 1: Mozillion pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you believe I would?

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Speaker 1: Guys, cows are not buy that palace. Welcome to a

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Speaker 2: Hot crowd, hellyea crown, physically hot crowd. Overheated crowd, overheated crowd.

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Speaker 1: I give it up for anyone still wearing a banana suit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have a little tie on and it is making me.

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Speaker 2: It's nice, it's a nice touch.

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Speaker 2: God damn it. That was crazy. That was wonderful. We

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Speaker 2: did it. So. I'm Scottie. This is what my voice

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Speaker 1: That's Scotty. People get our voices confused. I'm Kurt Brown.

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Speaker 2: All that's what big voice sounds like. Welcome to Banana's

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Speaker 2: the Silliest Little Podcast. Or ever was here at the Virgil.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're doing it again. We just for

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Speaker 1: I had both of my children with me and my

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, that's right, well you did something great. You

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Speaker 2: Already get better.

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Speaker 1: God, damn, it's got it. That's that's the first time.

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Speaker 1: Look at this crowd. Peace everybody, Just so our listeners know.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's dressed up at least yellow. Everyone is wearing like

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Speaker 1: Do you want me to you want to tell you?

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Speaker 1: You want to tell you? That's a little story, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by Banana Boy number four copy.

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Speaker 1: It is scientists milking mice, all the human milk protein

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Speaker 1: Thank You Could Milk.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so this was oh yeah Discover dot com. Is

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Speaker 2: anybody here drink milk anymore? Does anybody have a glass

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Speaker 1: Oh man, the energy is so high. Can't wait to

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Speaker 1: read this very sciencey article. Yeah, let's bring it right

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Speaker 1: Milk from mice be the next key ingredient in infant formula,

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Speaker 1: Simpsons episode where they milk thousands of mice, which is

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Speaker 2: This is us, this is this was the pilot episode.

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Speaker 2: Just a dry guy and a wet guy.

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Speaker 1: One guy's really wet. One guys really drive.

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Speaker 2: They're like, can we just ruin a family's life over

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Speaker 2: give us a story. Well, I think before I do

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Speaker 1: It doesn't it does not stop being dumb.

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Speaker 1: It is a wallow.

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Speaker 2: I'll do this. What are you doing? All right?

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Speaker 1: We got paper?

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Speaker 2: I didn't want I didn't know what we were I

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Speaker 2: didn't want to carry shit. I didn't know what we

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Speaker 2: Also, I figured out how to get my printer to

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Speaker 2: connect to my laptop. Incredible, incredible progress. Only took me

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Speaker 2: eighteen months. This was sent in by Hero McNulty. Are

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Speaker 2: you here a hero? Nope? Cool name though, I think

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Speaker 2: that's their real name too. This was written by Jen

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Speaker 1: I almost did it go ahead?

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Speaker 2: Thank you, sir. Father who hasn't stopped farting since he

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Speaker 2: had a hamroll in twenty seventeen, sues for two hundred

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is the best story I've ever heard.

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Speaker 1: I would say to fart for five years straight? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how much does that work to you? Look inside a hammeroll?

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Speaker 2: He had a hand. It's a British thing.

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Speaker 2: Here we go here it is poor Jen Mills had

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Speaker 2: taking legal action. Tyrone Pratus forty six claims that since

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Speaker 1: I love that Tyrone, just like it's not my diet now,

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Speaker 1: I've been buying hand sandwiches at Christmas markets for a

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Speaker 2: Twelve months a year chugging egg nog, so he now

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Speaker 2: laid up for five weeks. Wait what Yes, his lawyers

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Speaker 1: Maybe this is where coronavirus came from.

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Speaker 2: Yes, floring company boss mister Prattius believes he contracted salmonilla

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Speaker 2: from the stall and claims that others who ate were

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Speaker 2: also infected. His lawyer, Robert Parkins said, quote the claimant, man,

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Speaker 2: The claimant continues to suffer from excessive flatulence. That's ruining

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Speaker 2: as it would. The symptoms are primarily fatigue, altered bowlfunction

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Speaker 2: associated with churning.

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Speaker 1: Churning. What's churning? That's a British thinking guess.

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Speaker 2: The claimant's stomach continues to make frequent churning. That's me

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Speaker 2: saying it, not the article. Okay, Jen Mills nose, she's

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, the extent of his symptoms have been life changing.

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Speaker 2: There was a Public Health England investigation into the stall

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Speaker 2: which closed it down for a deep cleaning. That was it.

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Speaker 2: That's how it needed to happen. Yeah, that's how it ends.

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Speaker 2: That's how the whole article ends. Wait, that's it. That's it.

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Speaker 2: Jen's not that great. Medium missed in the byz medium

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Speaker 2: I do so. When I was living in Pensacola Beach,

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Speaker 1: Pensacol raise your hand, Hi, give it up.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty nice. Of all the places in Florida, probably

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Speaker 1: Serie thought when I said give it up, that I

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Speaker 2: credit card machines in gas stations. What on the pumps? What?

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Speaker 2: So he had some bucks and I didn't know that

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Speaker 1: Think about that, Like back in the day, you could

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Speaker 2: jet Ski's boats the works. Meanwhile, I'm going to University

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Speaker 2: I said no, I was a college I don't. I

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Speaker 2: do not have khakis. I don't know where to khakis anymore.

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Speaker 2: So I go, okay. So I went to Walmart bought

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Speaker 1: Okay, you wear kakis on, you go wave running.

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Speaker 2: He wears khakis wave running. No, I swear to God

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Speaker 2: And so we're a wave runner out. We're having fun,

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's go and and so there's food, there's drinks.

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Speaker 2: I was like, this is this is like my prom

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Speaker 2: That's exactly right. So Lizzie comes downstairs with her mom.

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Speaker 2: He sees him shirtless again two shirtless men. Everybody else

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Speaker 2: I know the guy listens to bananas. I know he's

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Speaker 2: And so when the guy comes up, he's like hi,

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Speaker 2: It is gonna be for twenty twenty two. This is

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Speaker 2: on bananas. Give me two months, all right, two months

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Speaker 2: to jack stop? All right? Shall I tease us into

438
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Speaker 2: a break? Here, PETI is our special guest here. Okay, great,

439
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:53,360
Speaker 2: here it is.

440
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,760
Speaker 1: This will tease you into a break and then we'll

441
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Speaker 1: come right back.

442
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:56,800
Speaker 2: Here go.

443
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Speaker 1: Yes, family worried for their safety after becoming the target

444
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:09,640
Speaker 1: of seagulls. Oh yeah, right now, long.

445
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Speaker 4: Banana bana.

446
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Speaker 1: Trotting bananas, baby bana bana banaana trotting ba baby bananas banana.

447
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 2: And we're back.

448
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Speaker 1: We're back, folks at the Virgil splity at the city

449
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 1: giving up.

450
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Speaker 2: You guys can pay, you can get drinks. We're not

451
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 2: gonna ask you do whatever you want to do. Keep drinking,

452
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,680
Speaker 2: keep paying. Live your dream.

453
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Speaker 1: Uh so, we're gonna do the longest banana before we

454
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Speaker 1: bring our guests out.

455
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Speaker 2: Well, should we do it all? Yeah, we'll do longest

456
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,880
Speaker 2: banana confessions.

457
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, So if somebody could grab the confessions box

458
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:09,640
Speaker 1: and bring it up, please sing our guests who came

459
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Speaker 1: from the I know Mallory is one, but we have

460
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Speaker 1: two longest and Mallory came from Virginia for this show.

461
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Speaker 1: Oh give it up for Mallory Mallory longest banana.

462
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:28,919
Speaker 2: Sign row Yes Mallory, first time in Los Angeles from Virginia. Guys,

463
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 2: this is what longest bananas are all about. Great name.

464
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,879
Speaker 2: Not enough Mallories anymore family ties. Thanks Katie, This is

465
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Speaker 2: Katie Levine. Give a round of applause. Please, Mallory beautiful?

466
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Speaker 2: Thank you? Who else came from far away for splitting

467
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 2: in the city. That's really funny? Say New York get up.

468
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 2: That's gonna be hard to beat that one. In this one,

469
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 2: I think we go this and this sign that even.

470
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Speaker 1: Ashley Ashley give it up for Ashley upstate New York.

471
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Speaker 2: Ashley is a great banana b Yes it is Ashley.

472
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,160
Speaker 2: You send us a lot of good stories.

473
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Speaker 1: Hi, Ashley, those are great. Oh my god, they're giant

474
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 1: banana earrings. You made those your.

475
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Speaker 2: Really good banana did.

476
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 1: Oh my god, those are real bananas. Oh okay plays

477
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 1: Bana's all right? My mind beg you give it up, Rashleigh.

478
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 1: Let's bring out our awesome guest. All right, are you ready?

479
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 1: We'll see all right you want to announce, I'll make

480
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: sure she's here.

481
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen. She's been up on the Bananas Podcast before.

482
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 2: But her new special Netflix Middle Class is out. Give

483
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 2: it up for the wonderful, talented Christella Alonzo. Welcome back

484
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 2: to Bananas. Thank you so much for doing this, Thank

485
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 2: you so much for being here.

486
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,159
Speaker 5: Thank you for having me. Oh my god, he was

487
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 5: so underdress.

488
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 2: Oh that's okay, don't do that work.

489
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 5: Yellow and I'm wearing a Rocky forty shirt.

490
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 2: Same, a Rocky fourteen bananas. That's right.

491
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 1: I won't break him.

492
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 2: Yes, he don't wonder it doesn't banana. He does look

493
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 2: like a banana. Dolph Lunder and all sort of this thing.

494
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:27,159
Speaker 2: It really does. He did an episode of Workaholics, Mike,

495
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 2: you remember that he We got Dolph Lunger in a

496
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,879
Speaker 2: Workaholics and watching him walk by was like he had

497
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 2: fallen off. I'll say that he wasn't the guy that.

498
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 1: Can't keep that gun, You can't keep that going. How

499
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 1: do you maintain that?

500
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 2: I was still afraid of him though you were, Oh yeah, But.

501
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 1: Also like what Rocky four was nineteen eighty eight, six.

502
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 2: We'll never know, impossible to tell ever now the years

503
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:56,400
Speaker 2: on my shirt, that's pretty cool. Eighty five.

504
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 1: So then, and you had him on Workaholics two thousand

505
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Speaker 1: and five.

506
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:03,959
Speaker 2: When that do you think twenty twelve thirteen, so thirty

507
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 2: years post that ben difficult to me. We were good

508
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 2: at getting people like that on oraclehowks. We would just

509
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 2: write a letter and be like do you want to

510
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 2: be on it? And they're like sure, fine, it's a

511
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 2: popular show. It's been a long time.

512
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 1: My letter got lost.

513
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh you could have been. We would have loved

514
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 2: have you weird? That's weird, weird.

515
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 5: We just sent letters to everyone.

516
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 2: Well you're too young, too young, but you're good at

517
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 2: Karate'll give you that. Well, thank you for being on.

518
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 2: You missed a very grueling downhill race.

519
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 1: I yes, I can imagine.

520
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 5: I see you all sweaty and just yeah marathon.

521
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 2: Right, we're an acy issue.

522
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.

523
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 2: So these are our confessions. These are real anonymous confessions.

524
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 2: Find and you like, we read them. We absolve everybody.

525
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,119
Speaker 2: So yeah, you can just like, pick some, read some.

526
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 2: If you find a good one, you can hear I

527
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,919
Speaker 2: have a good one right away. I do too.

528
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 1: Here it is while house sitting for my boss, I

529
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 1: did a few lines of cocaine on his kitchen counter. Great,

530
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 1: this is awesome smart, Only to find out later that

531
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: he has an active security cameras in the kitchen.

532
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 2: Well, he's got to tell you that.

533
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: Neither of us ever mentioned my extracurriculars, but he never

534
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 1: looked at me the same. I was once paid two

535
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 1: hundred dollars to pee on something.

536
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 2: Wow. That's a good number. Wow.

537
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 5: I mean is that the going rate or with inflation?

538
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 3: Is it more?

539
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:35,719
Speaker 2: Now?

540
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 5: Yeah?

541
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 1: I think I've done it for free.

542
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 2: I'll call you an uber.

543
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 1: Here's my question for the person. Was it in a

544
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,360
Speaker 1: bath tubber on a bed?

545
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 2: Yeah? Money's money, Oh, money's money. Head and shoulders.

546
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 5: Wow, someone's classy.

547
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Scottie. Do you ever get said that Kurt

548
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 2: is so much handsomer than you? Yes? I do.

549
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 1: Look at everyone's upset at that idea. People are like,

550
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 1: it's bullshit, No, no, why did you?

551
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 6: Yeah?

552
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 1: I need to have something for myself to go home.

553
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,360
Speaker 2: No. I want him happier than me. That's the goal

554
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 2: of friends. Want you build your boys out, you build

555
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:30,919
Speaker 2: your boys up.

556
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 1: Let's see this is a oh wow, this is amazing.

557
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 1: This might be beating Denver. Denver was When I was little.

558
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: I made I understand this. When I was little, I

559
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: made my mom close her eyes and promised I would

560
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: give her a cent inferring a penny. I then stuck

561
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: my finger in my butt and made her smell MYO,

562
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: you're absolved. This is exactly Also, this is how children

563
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 1: are break. I have two children. They would think that

564
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: they would do this to me tomorrow morning if they

565
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 1: knew that they could stick their finger in their asshole,

566
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: which they don't know yet. They would wake me up

567
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 1: by shoving their fingers in my mouth.

568
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm telling your kids.

569
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: Uh.

570
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 3: I lie to my ex wife in order to attend this,

571
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 3: this podcast, so that I could make her watch our kids.

572
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 2: Good good, good has good.

573
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: She deserves it. Does let someone like you go not

574
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: on my watch?

575
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? No way, that's great.

576
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, I should have a little mom

577
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: here it is. I had revenge break up sex with

578
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: my ex. I pegged him. We've never done that before.

579
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: That's good revenge break.

580
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.

581
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: She wears a strap on and fox him in the ass.

582
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't know a name?

583
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: Just why does everything have a name?

584
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 2: Everything has a name? Urban Dictionary because you.

585
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 5: Have to meeting that's like, well, what the fuck are

586
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 5: we gonna call this?

587
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 1: You have to quickly refer to it all the time.

588
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 2: I remember even like Shorthand early on, like like we

589
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 2: were talking about the Richard gear with the Gerbil up

590
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 2: the ass on this episode that's coming on a couple

591
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 2: of weeks. But like pre Internet, there were like memes,

592
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 2: there were things that we all knew and.

593
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: These ideas that like circulated throughout the conscious.

594
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 2: And I won't talk about what there were, but I

595
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 2: remember being a young guy and it was like, do

596
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 2: you know what a Cleveland steamer is?

597
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, yeah, but that's vintage art. Now

598
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 3: we're talking art. It's like the Mona Lisa.

599
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 2: And it is just so it is like the Mona Lisa,

600
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 2: Like do you guys remember this?

601
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: Because Scotty never remembered this, I don't know if you did,

602
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 1: but like the stupid memory of a guy and it

603
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: was like just before the Internet, a guy who took

604
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: so much acid that when he went through security at

605
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: the airport, he thought he was a glass of orange juice.

606
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 1: Do you guys all remember that? I don't know that

607
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 1: it's so specific and it's so weird, but it was

608
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: like a guy who like had so much ass he

609
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: was like for his whole life, he thought he was

610
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: a glass arm juice. He couldn't lay down, he couldn't

611
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: tip over because he would dump all his arms. Dowt

612
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: you remember, all right? Great, there's like eight people in

613
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: the front row who remember, and no one else remembers.

614
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: Yoah wow, yeah, that's a bad high.

615
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 2: When I was really young, I found my parents still though.

616
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 2: I proceeded to use the suction cup end of it

617
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 2: on the sliding glass door in front of my big

618
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 2: brother and older cousin. It got a big laugh until

619
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 2: my dad walked in. Bananas, that's fine. We were playing

620
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 2: like flashlight tag once and the idea was like you

621
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 2: would have to set sixty seconds on the microwave and

622
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 2: then two people would go out to find everybody was

623
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 2: hiding at night, and then when you got back to

624
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 2: the deck, you were safe on the base that was

625
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 2: And like we all walked in and we're getting tired

626
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 2: of it. And then the one guy whose house we

627
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 2: were and walked in, he came out holding a vibrator

628
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 2: that was still vibrating. He's like what is this and

629
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 2: we were all like and he's like, I just found

630
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 2: this in my my parents room and we were like, oh, Nick,

631
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 2: oh buddy, did you actually know what it was? Yeah?

632
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: Oh really well yeah was it a dick or was

633
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 1: it just like one of.

634
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 2: Those plastics pink? Yeah it was, yeah, it was classic.

635
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 2: Oh man, welcome. I would have been like pink and

636
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 2: plastic rules.

637
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: I would have been like, what is this? Must be

638
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: a broken flash.

639
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 2: Yeah we don't know, bud, the flashlight part fell off.

640
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 5: I'm at this show with my co worker and we

641
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 5: are in love and no one at work.

642
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 2: Notes ooh good, oh oh that feel yes?

643
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what's I'm telling novella?

644
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 2: Oh you guys are absolved? That's that feeling so good.

645
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: I want to know how long you've been together?

646
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 2: Thrame up?

647
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 5: Wait, so do you do you act like super casual

648
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 5: at work, like you're all like.

649
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they're very hard about it. They're right there.

650
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 2: I love this.

651
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 3: Wait are you sure no one suspects because they've got

652
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 3: to suspect.

653
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 5: Right.

654
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 2: Wow, that's awesome. That such a good feeling.

655
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: I loved I love it.

656
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 5: Oh I love secret stuff like that.

657
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 2: That's me too. It feels good.

658
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Speaker 1: Yet, Oh, you can't be that great actors. It would

659
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Speaker 1: be great if it was great. It would be great

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Speaker 1: if you worked at a three person ice cream sting

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Speaker 1: and you were married to the owner and that would

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Speaker 1: be the best part of that. And the third guy,

663
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Speaker 1: Greg's like this looks what are you going on?

664
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Speaker 2: That's so fun. That energy is the best energy. That

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Speaker 2: is curtain. I know a guy and we won't name

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Speaker 2: names or anything, but then he was like, same thing,

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Speaker 2: work thing, hiding from everybody and he was I was like, well,

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Speaker 2: where do you go to not get caught? Yeah, like

669
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Speaker 2: cause you know it's weird. You run if you try

670
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 2: to do these type of things, you run into people

671
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Speaker 2: you know, and then you're like, oh yeah, no, hey,

672
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Speaker 2: we just know each other from Double Dutch. And he

673
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Speaker 2: was like Times Square and I was like, what do

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Speaker 2: you mean. He goes we go to bars in Times

675
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Speaker 2: Square because nobody lives in New York would ever hang

676
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Speaker 2: out there. And there's these three story Irish bars and

677
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Speaker 2: they would go to the third story of like O

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Speaker 2: Looneyes or whatever. That's kind of like that is a

679
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Speaker 2: perfect so you know, Downhill one k dress as banana

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Speaker 2: is probably a pretty good choce.

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Speaker 1: This this is the ESPN Zone of secret places to fuck.

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Speaker 2: It really is that. Here's a nice one. I've never

683
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Speaker 2: washed my feet in the shower. I'm forty two years old. Ah,

684
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Speaker 2: it's got dudish.

685
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Speaker 1: You're talking about the bottom of your feet or the

686
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 1: top of your feet, all of it. No feet. You

687
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: gotta wash those feet, guys, do you know they're there?

688
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? I know it runs down, but not that good

689
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 2: scrubbing bubbles.

690
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: I think I washed my I washed the bottom of

691
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: my feet only when I'm fully aware that they are filthy.

692
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Speaker 1: I think it's only every other fifth time, so you

693
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Speaker 1: think the rest of the time, you're like, n it's good.

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Speaker 2: They're very good. Curt Is, good feet, good feet on Kurt,

695
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 2: high arches on this guyes, I'm very discussed how your

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Speaker 2: arches high arches, high arches of flat foot? Thank you,

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Speaker 2: thank you, thank you, thank you for seeing me. All right?

698
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,240
Speaker 1: Should we get into this story? Do we have another?

699
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 2: Good still? Go out on one? Then everybody feels so

700
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 2: happy about life. God get Oh this might work. I

701
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 2: I cat called my I cat called my CEO from

702
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Speaker 2: across the office last week. I yelled, hey, you should

703
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Speaker 2: smile more. Right, fucked out person, A good one. Beautiful. Also, Cristille,

704
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Speaker 2: I brought this for you, Oh, thank you. This was

705
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Speaker 2: mine and you were in middle classy, What is the

706
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Speaker 2: expiration date?

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Speaker 3: I do a joke in middle Classy where I find

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Speaker 3: out that Vix has an expiration date. Yes, and people

709
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 3: didn't know that this this one expired in September of twenty.

710
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: Seventeen years ago.

711
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 2: I was watching. I paused it.

712
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:49,919
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait a second, but see how much you've used?

713
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, can it even be opened?

714
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 2: Not a lot? Not a lot. Yeah, I don't get

715
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 2: sick that much.

716
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 1: Somebody you remember, like in Raves in the nineties when

717
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: you would just bring a vapo stick with you and

718
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: be like and he'd be like.

719
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm waking up anybody.

720
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 5: I used to be obsessed, like with sharpies.

721
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 3: I love sharpies, like you know, like, yes, gas, I

722
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Speaker 3: love gas gyues.

723
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 2: Did you houp? Did you hup?

724
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 1: I didn't, Well, maybe I didn't.

725
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 2: A little bit.

726
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: My Fred Damien hid out.

727
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Speaker 5: I loved white like anything that was honestly like, I.

728
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Speaker 3: Was just supposed to be an office manager that gets

729
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 3: fucked up all the time because office supplies do it

730
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Speaker 3: for me.

731
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Speaker 2: Oh.

732
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Speaker 1: My friend Damien would call me every Saturday morning in

733
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: the summer from like sixteen to seventeen and he would.

734
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 2: Be like, well, I just went to the garage and huffed.

735
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 1: Some gas and then a tool giant shit. And he

736
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Speaker 1: would every single day for like one year. And he's fine.

737
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Speaker 1: Now he's fine. He's very successful. He was musk. Don't

738
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Speaker 1: worry he is. Don't worry about teenagers.

739
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Speaker 2: Here we go, Here we go.

740
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Speaker 1: Family worried for their safety after becoming the target of seagulls.

741
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,240
Speaker 1: This was sent in by Nick Dell.

742
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 2: Give it up for great job, Nick, Nick.

743
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 5: It's such a nick story.

744
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Speaker 1: It's a classic story. This is unfortunately on lad Bible.

745
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,399
Speaker 1: We can't get away from lad Bible. We can't get

746
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Speaker 1: away from pro Bible.

747
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about them though.

748
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 1: It's just yeah, I don't like the name. And yeah,

749
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Speaker 1: we try to be it seems like the New York Post. Okay,

750
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Speaker 1: here we go, Okay, here he goes. This is sent

751
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Speaker 1: in by This was written by Claire Reid.

752
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Speaker 2: Who is the It's true.

753
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 1: Welcome to a live banana.

754
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:54,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, the animals are cool.

755
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,879
Speaker 1: Here it is a family say they're worried for their

756
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 1: own safety after being targeted by a flock of aggressive

757
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: seagull Come on, aggressive who have nested at their home.

758
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 1: Dave Baker forty three wife Nicki forty one say they

759
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Speaker 1: have to arm themselves with brooms walking sticks if they

760
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: want to leave their home and have to pop up

761
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 1: a paracel, if they want to take their pooch on

762
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: a short walk go about the garden. Dave claims the

763
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 1: kids are taking part in Oh sorry. Dave claims the

764
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Speaker 1: birds are take.

765
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 2: Part of.

766
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 1: Quote coordinated attacks on him, his wife, and their ten

767
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Speaker 1: year old daughter, Katrina. Opening up about life with the

768
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Speaker 1: quote dangerous birds, Nikki said, yesterday it.

769
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Speaker 2: Took me three attempts to get home.

770
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Speaker 1: It is very stressful wise as a family. No on

771
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,839
Speaker 1: school days Dave has to go outside first and open

772
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Speaker 1: the car door so that Katrina can dash outside without

773
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Speaker 1: no ed guys, No, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: See if you can see, if you can figure out

775
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Speaker 2: out like see, there are lots of sets. What this is?

776
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, she went on. I went out.

777
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Speaker 2: I went.

778
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Speaker 1: When I go out by myself, I have a walking

779
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Speaker 1: stick to fend off the birds. I used to carr

780
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Speaker 1: an umbrella, but it wasn't very practical. I usually they

781
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: prefer to attack in groups and dive bomb you want

782
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 1: at a time, like it's coordinated. They swoop down with

783
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 1: claws out and they can get very close there psychos.

784
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 2: Mostly it's just us they target, but some pass because

785
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 2: these poor children, the poor children of this couple.

786
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Speaker 1: I saw a dog walker waving a plastic bag over

787
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Speaker 1: her head as she tried away.

788
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Speaker 2: Okay, So if we go on, it keeps going, it

789
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Speaker 2: keeps going, keeps going.

790
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Speaker 1: You find out the reason that they're doing it is

791
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Speaker 1: because a chick fell out of the nest on the ground.

792
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 2: Okay, sad.

793
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: And then the parents went into protective overdrive.

794
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 2: Okay.

795
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: And then here it's like keeps going to keep And

796
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: then Dave added, I'm worried for the safety of my

797
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Speaker 1: wife and daughter if the bird.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So here it is.

799
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Speaker 1: Gulls are protected by law in this UK town and

800
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Speaker 1: it is illegal to r their nests or disturb their

801
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: nests once they've begun nesting. And he says, if the

802
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: birds were a pest like rats, you could lay down poison.

803
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,360
Speaker 2: Think about it.

804
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: Forty seem to think human life is worth less than

805
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Speaker 1: a flying roll.

806
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 2: Oh crimey a riv my daughter.

807
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: Gets injured, However, I will take action.

808
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Speaker 5: Whoa nerdler, Haleam Mason, You've got competition. I all keep thinking,

809
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 5: I keep thinking of flock of seagulls and Iran.

810
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, they know what they were talking about.

811
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Speaker 5: They were traumatized.

812
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 1: If you could see this photo of him with a

813
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 1: bird in the background, it's the funniest photo. Like they're

814
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 1: really gonna attack him.

815
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 2: Have you guys ever seen a seagull?

816
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: They come with it like maybe three feet of you,

817
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: and then they're like, I'm scared.

818
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 2: To fly away. Look, they're assholes. Their pieces of ship.

819
00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:59,720
Speaker 1: The family or the seagull.

820
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also just there's got to be a way to

821
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 2: trick that seagull. You don't have to like kill it,

822
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 2: but dressed as a seagull, dressed like a get a

823
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 2: seagull costume, go out there.

824
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 5: We're gonna become one of that.

825
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was.

826
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Speaker 1: There was a bit do you ever like there just

827
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 1: for laughs, which is like this like International Committy Festival

828
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: was originally known for a prank show that they did

829
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: in Canada. Yeah, that was just like and one of

830
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: the main things that they did, which is so crazy

831
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 1: that this is like an internationally regarded festival and like

832
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 1: their main thing was a prank show in the eighties

833
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: and their eighties was a person would dress like a

834
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: giant pigeon funny and then go out and try and

835
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 1: peck people. And that was the bit and nobody saw it,

836
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 1: and people were like, we love it. Make it control comedians'

837
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 1: lives for thirty five years.

838
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 2: You had to have done it.

839
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 1: The pigeon is the top of comedy.

840
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 2: We couldn't find out anything better. When did you do JFL?

841
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 5: I actually never got new faces.

842
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 2: You didn't.

843
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:03,919
Speaker 1: I didn't get you crazy neither.

844
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 5: The first show I did was called The Ethnics of Comedy.

845
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 2: Yes, isn't that always had that.

846
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 5: Fucked up in Canada, that festival.

847
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 3: That's what they used to call minorities and people of

848
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 3: Colorge called the Ethnics.

849
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,280
Speaker 5: And I would do TV like TV interviews.

850
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 3: And they're like Christella, you're an ethnic and I'm like,

851
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,720
Speaker 3: oh okay, like that's how they and they're.

852
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 5: Like, what's wrong, that's what you're called.

853
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: It's so I think today this year was the first

854
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 1: year that they changed it to the first year, Yes,

855
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: it was the first year. Twenty twenty two changed it Ethnics.

856
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 3: I've done and I've done the Ethnics show twice and

857
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 3: each year is like for a month, we start this

858
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 3: year at the festival and we close it down.

859
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 2: And it's like the Ethnics, it's cool to separate you,

860
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 2: isn't it.

861
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 3: So I'm just you know what's hilarious segregation, especially comedy festival.

862
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: No great sup.

863
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 3: Then they would run out of people, so they'd bring

864
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 3: in white comics and they're like, well they're French and

865
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 3: they're Dutch, and I'm like, wait what One year I

866
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 3: did it and they were.

867
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Speaker 5: Like, I'm like, he's like a white guy.

868
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 3: No, he's half Jewish, you Ethnico.

869
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 2: There was a woman in my high school named Henrietta

870
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 2: who's from South Africa, and she was the she's the

871
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 2: whitest person I've ever met in my life. And they

872
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 2: were like, you're going to get into college, you're going

873
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 2: to be African American. Just put it on your scotch.

874
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 2: She was, she was, she was, and they did. They

875
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 2: put the I won't name his name, but the guidance

876
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 2: council was like, you're going to get a full ride.

877
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:48,319
Speaker 2: You are African American. Yes, thank you from It's true.

878
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Speaker 5: Yes, Ethnics.

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe that they just changed it. I don't

880
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Speaker 1: remember what they changed it to.

881
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 3: And I was surprised because I was always I've been

882
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 3: googling this show every a year to see when they

883
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 3: changed it.

884
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 5: This year they finally changed it, but.

885
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:08,280
Speaker 1: Also just awful, like the Uptown comedy show.

886
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 2: That's right, the unity of haha. I was like, we

887
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Speaker 2: did it.

888
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:19,720
Speaker 1: Wow yeah yeah no man, well yes, So for birds,

889
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,760
Speaker 1: I do have a he loves a Bird story.

890
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 2: I never heard the podcast When do.

891
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 5: The Birds Sleep?

892
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 2: When do the birds sleep?

893
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 3: If this family's getting terrorized, why, like, why do they

894
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 3: always do a dream peak?

895
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:31,800
Speaker 5: Seagull hours?

896
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

897
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 1: Six thirty they gotta go to sleep six thirty.

898
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 2: They get tired.

899
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:39,360
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, I don't know.

900
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 5: The timeline of a seagull, Like, what do you?

901
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 2: Neither?

902
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 5: Do you know what I mean?

903
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 2: Never once have I thought about it.

904
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:50,240
Speaker 1: The seagulls ready for blood. It's like, it's so weird.

905
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: I remember scene. It was on the beach in California.

906
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: First time I ever visited California's.

907
00:45:56,200 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 2: Pretty cool, pretty cool, Mallory, first time in California, time

908
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 2: in California.

909
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:07,879
Speaker 5: It's her second.

910
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 2: She's saying peace.

911
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 1: She's like peace, first time. I love California.

912
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 2: Chill time. Is it your first time? Curtty be? First

913
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 2: time California?

914
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: A first time in California, and I was watching a family.

915
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Speaker 1: We're like, we had like a blanket or whatever, and

916
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 1: another family had a blanket and they had brought for

917
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Speaker 1: some reason, a full bag burger king to the beach,

918
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Speaker 1: which is a classy way to do it if you're

919
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,879
Speaker 1: gonna eat. I love a burger king, And they had

920
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 1: multiple sandwiches inside, but they didn't want to eat it yet,

921
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Speaker 1: so they just rolled it up left. Another thing went swimming,

922
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: and then we watched seagulls just fly down and then

923
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 1: just like just they're all walking around like little weird lieutenants,

924
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: and then they they just start hit in the bag.

925
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 1: They just start hitting the bag pop, and then one

926
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Speaker 1: of them goes to the bottom of the bag, grabs it,

927
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Speaker 1: empties the bag, and then all of them just open

928
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Speaker 1: up the different sandwiches. And then you watch five because

929
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Speaker 1: this was a big family. You watch like five seagulls

930
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: fly away with chicken sandwiches get their mouth, which is

931
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 1: eight times the size of a seagulls a sandwich, and

932
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Speaker 1: they can't fly, but they're like trying to get and

933
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 1: then the family sees it and they're running up the

934
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Speaker 1: beach and all these seagals are trying to fly away

935
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Speaker 1: with a full Burger King fried chicken sandwich which is

936
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 1: like this long, and they're all trying to get off,

937
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 1: and then they eventually like get off enough. Sure family

938
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 1: is trying to grab the sandwiches from the seagulls.

939
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 2: All the seagulls are trying to eat it in the air.

940
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Speaker 2: Very popular. I'm down with this guy. They should kill

941
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 2: all the seeds. But also, who's ever been like, let's

942
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 2: let this burger king marinate for an hour, hour and

943
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Speaker 2: a half.

944
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Speaker 1: You know when fast food's better an hour.

945
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 2: McDonald old fries are delicious, but nobody's figured out how

946
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 2: to reheat McDonald's fries. McDonald should have a commercial campaign

947
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 2: where they go, we've figured out how to reheat our fries.

948
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 2: I have.

949
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 1: I have figured out how to reheat fries McDonald's airfrar.

950
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:18,919
Speaker 1: Baby really but do they taste good?

951
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:19,399
Speaker 2: Yes?

952
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 1: Yes, they taste their brand new wow like reincarnated? Yes,

953
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 1: oh reincarnator friar, sign me up.

954
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 2: Yes. He loves an air frar, loves a love that

955
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 2: I do.

956
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,799
Speaker 1: I love an Instapan. I love an air frar.

957
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 5: You know, I just bought one and I don't haven't.

958
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 2: I don't know Old Fries. I guess Old Fries.

959
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,240
Speaker 3: Yesney, that's pretty good.

960
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty good.

961
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: It's gotta give us our last story.

962
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 2: Send us home. I can wrap us uptight. Karen Nardini

963
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 2: sent this in Thank you care? Are you here? Nope? Okay, okay.

964
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,399
Speaker 2: Do people say get bent anymore? That was a saying

965
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 2: for a month or two.

966
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: They do today.

967
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yeah. Oh she's a very nice young woman. Yes.

968
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 2: Also one two three, yell your name's ready? One two three?

969
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 2: You made the podcast? You guys are made?

970
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,720
Speaker 1: You guys on the podcast. Your name is on the podcast.

971
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,839
Speaker 2: Technically forever check Wikipedia.

972
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 5: Someone's got an IMDb credit.

973
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 2: I know, Oh, it takes less than that. Sometimes people

974
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 2: send me there. The only people to send i'm dB

975
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 2: links sort of the people that it's just like short

976
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 2: film shower movie and you're like, what what a shower movie?

977
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 2: Don't send your links ever. Just leave it out there,

978
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 2: don't worry about it. Be you yell your name on

979
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 2: the podcast. Thank you? Oh my god. The star meter

980
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,280
Speaker 2: is so upsetting. That's very people check it so people.

981
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: That's very inciting. When you as a as a person

982
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: who has an IMDb account log on they have a

983
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: star meter that tells you how important you are.

984
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 2: Ye, yes, usually in the last.

985
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 1: Week, like how much people have looked for you and

986
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:23,320
Speaker 1: how little? And I'm always at negative nine hundred percent.

987
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: That's enough, Like you owe Hollywood attention. Yeah, I haven't

988
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Speaker 1: said Hollywood enough.

989
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:38,800
Speaker 2: You got a venmo somebody there? We go, Okay, this

990
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 2: quarterback football. We're a sports podcast. You guys know that

991
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 2: about us? This quarterback who eats This quarterback who eats

992
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 2: bananas with the peels on No No also reveals he

993
00:50:55,880 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 2: drinks coffee with mayonnaise. Wow, I saw that ice well

994
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 2: you saw that?

995
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 1: Yes, I saw that. Is he a professional quarter college college?

996
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 3: But like he was doing like some press or something

997
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 3: like that, and then like I saw it, like they're like, hey, dada,

998
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 3: it turns out he uses mayonnaise and he did it,

999
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:14,799
Speaker 3: and I was like.

1000
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 2: Yes, is a video of it online? How do you know?

1001
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: You love it?

1002
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 2: How?

1003
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 6: How?

1004
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:20,439
Speaker 2: How?

1005
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,359
Speaker 3: And you know what the thing about bananas, like eating

1006
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,359
Speaker 3: the peels with bananas, that's the thing. Like so many

1007
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 3: people do stupid shit or weird shit and they're like, well,

1008
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 3: I'm not dead.

1009
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 2: It means that I can do it. But like I mean,

1010
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 2: that's shit.

1011
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: It touches everything, It touches everything.

1012
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 2: Right, you do that to be funny. In high school,

1013
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,399
Speaker 2: at the college, at the cafeteria table, you're like, look

1014
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,400
Speaker 2: at me, ha ha ha, and they're like, he's crazy.

1015
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 2: He does anything. And if you if that person makes

1016
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,320
Speaker 2: it to thirty, it's a miracle. This guy made it

1017
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 2: to University of Kentucky. This is written by Tyler Loletta

1018
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 2: for Business Inside.

1019
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: So I just do want to say, like, we're all

1020
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 1: making fun of a guy who has mayonnaise and coffee.

1021
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 1: But you can go down the street, yes and get

1022
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: butter in coffee and it's fifteen dollars.

1023
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 2: Not that different.

1024
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: It's it's not different at all. Butter and mayonnaise are

1025
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 1: very similar.

1026
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 2: Also, when we ran by Irwan, did you see those faces?

1027
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 2: Those smug.

1028
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 1: The people who sit outside at Airwan need to all die.

1029
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 2: They fine.

1030
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 1: Where are the seagulls were they all judging you?

1031
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 2: Oh?

1032
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 5: God?

1033
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 1: Where they were just all athleisure, just having a thirty

1034
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:37,320
Speaker 1: five dollars soup?

1035
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 2: Yess a quene? Washek for forty dollars?

1036
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,840
Speaker 3: Can I just say I just remember to call it

1037
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 3: because we're talking about bananas in college.

1038
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.

1039
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 5: My first day in college, I love this.

1040
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 3: I had to do orientation and they taught us safe sex, right, Like,

1041
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 3: they taught us how to put a condom on on

1042
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 3: a banana.

1043
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,720
Speaker 5: And I was a virgin.

1044
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 2: I'd never done anything. That's fine.

1045
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 3: I got the condom and I enrolled it on the banana.

1046
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 2: How did that feel?

1047
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 1: It was so tight that I kept.

1048
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 3: Running the condom over the banana, and then all of

1049
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 3: a sudden, the banana exploded. It.

1050
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 6: Good for you, Christella, good for you. Go in places,

1051
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 6: and I know, thank you.

1052
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 5: And this guy next to me started laughing.

1053
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 3: He's like, you're a virgin, right, best friends, But I

1054
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 3: always think banana freshman orientation.

1055
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 2: They did do that. They really did. I was an

1056
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 2: RA and I had to do that.

1057
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: You were an RA, Yeah you would.

1058
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1059
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't write anybody up e Ri energy, thank you.

1060
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 2: Yeah the first time for everything. Yeah, I didn't use

1061
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 2: a banana for mine. Anyways, cornback, that would be.

1062
00:53:54,520 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 1: The most upsetting RA demonstration. Yeah, because I'm all right,

1063
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:02,759
Speaker 1: is everyone here?

1064
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 2: Eighteen? Okay, okay, all right, so okay, So yes, the

1065
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 2: dental damn, the dental damn.

1066
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 1: That was a thing from the nineties.

1067
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 2: This is what we're gonna do.

1068
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 1: We're gonna use Saran rapids, cool and everybody's gonna do it.

1069
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 5: No money, So I used foil.

1070
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 2: Yes, it's cheaper.

1071
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 5: You can used to call it the dental TV dinner.

1072
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 2: That's a goddamn great fucking joke. Is stelling upper classy

1073
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 2: two years from now? Upper classy. It's coming watch middle classy.

1074
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 2: It's so good. She's the best. I love your specials.

1075
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 2: I was telling Kirk before you got here. I love

1076
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 2: your comedy. Huge fan, huge fan.

1077
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're a great, A huge fan.

1078
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 5: Toom oh, a huge fantom he called it, he called DIBs.

1079
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 2: Goddamn it. I guess I hate Pristella.

1080
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: Now I know you either are the best.

1081
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:06,280
Speaker 2: Fan ever or you hate me. Go thank you. Tyler

1082
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,319
Speaker 2: Loletta for Business Insider, who is the.

1083
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: Let's do that again, Liesna, this is the last one.

1084
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: That's the last one.

1085
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 2: College football fans may be familiar with Kentucky quarterback Will

1086
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 2: Levi's for his play on the field starting last season

1087
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:28,839
Speaker 2: for the Wildcats. Kurtie b Levi's or Levi's. I think

1088
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 2: it's Levi's. He's not doing I've seen this guy. You

1089
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 2: saw the video. Yes, through for twlah blah blah yards,

1090
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 2: Kentucky went to a ten win season for the second time.

1091
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 2: So he's a very good quarterback as what we're saying

1092
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 2: for those less committed to devoting their false saturdays to

1093
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:51,800
Speaker 2: the altar of the SEC that's the Southeastern Conference. Levi's

1094
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,360
Speaker 2: might be more familiar because of a TikTok video he

1095
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 2: made last summer where he ate a brown banana appeal and.

1096
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: All brown banana.

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Speaker 2: This year, Levi's back both. He's going to be a

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Speaker 2: quarterback for the Walkouts again, but he has a brand

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Speaker 2: new video that Crystal has seed of ill advised consumption.

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Speaker 2: On media Day, he revealed his occasional taste for what

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Speaker 2: is to me an objectively upsetting combination coffee and mayonnaise.

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Speaker 2: Quote yeah, screamingly white.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, man, Mexicans, we love our maynay, but

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Speaker 3: on corn, I mean corn and nothing.

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Speaker 2: It's very good, so good.

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Speaker 1: I still don't think this is so weird.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, between the two, I would rather put mayo

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Speaker 2: in my coffee than eat a whole banana.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the coffee doesn't freak me out. The banana

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Speaker 1: freaks I don't.

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Speaker 2: Think we lost everybody on that. Okay quote. I've been

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Speaker 2: known to put mayonnaise in my coffee sometime. Levi sells

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Speaker 2: a camera before squeezing far too much mayo in his coffee.

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Speaker 2: He does put a lot in there. It's too much.

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Speaker 2: It was a lot. It was a lot.

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Speaker 3: It was a lot.

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Speaker 2: It was like four or five pumps at Starbucks.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, in the future, you can get four or

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Speaker 1: five pumps in mayo.

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Speaker 2: It's common Starbucks.

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Speaker 5: Can I have a VNTI quarterback.

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Speaker 2: For what it's worth. Any mayo on your coffee is

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Speaker 2: too much mayonnaise in your coffee. But even that's good writing.

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Speaker 2: I like this person again. But even if there were

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Speaker 2: a proper amount of mayonnaise to put in your coffee,

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Speaker 2: Levi's is undoubtedly crossing that threshold. Watching the video, Levi

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Speaker 2: is not entirely convinced of his enjoyment of Mayo flavored coffee.

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Speaker 2: It might be a bit, guys, Oh, it's like doing

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Speaker 2: a bit. This is so good. Watching the video, Levi's

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Speaker 2: is not entirely convinced of his enjoyment of the Mayo

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Speaker 2: flavored coffee. But in twenty twenty two, there are countless

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Speaker 2: videos on the Internet of people pretending to enjoyed food

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Speaker 2: stuffs they know to be disgusting with the goal of

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Speaker 2: making a momentary blip on social media. Yeah. This has

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Speaker 2: been happening since YouTube. We know, we get this, we

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Speaker 2: got it. This is n yeah exactly. But Vine was

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Speaker 2: so fine.

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Speaker 5: I'm years old.

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Speaker 2: I know six seconds of video.

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Speaker 1: It was so difficult to make anything work anything because.

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Speaker 5: You had to do a whole joke, a whole everything

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Speaker 5: in six seconds. It was like, I know it was

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Speaker 5: over and then all of a sudden things just started disappear.

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Speaker 2: Oh ri Ip Vine, good business model Vine. Yeah, so

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Speaker 2: they're basically This article goes on to say, is was

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Speaker 2: he doing this for the bit, which I think he

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Speaker 2: might have missed, or does he enjoy coffee with mayonnaise

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Speaker 2: on occasion? We now know his name.

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Speaker 1: Yes, he is a college.

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Speaker 2: He's a quarterback named Matthew Levi's Like, all I know

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Speaker 2: is that he's.

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Speaker 1: The male coffee guy, but I don't know his name.

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Speaker 2: No, his name is Will Levi's.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Regardless of the Avis is set for another year of Kentucky,

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Speaker 2: so that that's your new favorite football team because you

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00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 2: just want that ball to slip out his hand once

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Speaker 2: and you're like, yeah, there it is, and it's all

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Speaker 2: that Mayo.

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Speaker 1: It is all slippery hands. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But they think he's so good you might get draft

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Speaker 2: in the NFL. So you might know this name for

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Speaker 2: a long long time. Also Helman's or what is it

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Speaker 2: out here? What's helmets?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 1: The America's best or something?

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Speaker 2: Best foods, best foods, it's best foods.

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Speaker 1: I love Helmans. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: I got good choice money.

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Speaker 2: That's Walmart, good, good choice.

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Speaker 5: I like me some miracle whip.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: I like me some miracle whip. Let's wait fifth, who's

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Speaker 1: for miracle whip?

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Speaker 2: Right now? Miracle whip?

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Speaker 1: Who's for Mayo? Who's for mustard?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 5: I love mustard.

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Speaker 2: This crowd tart's hard, a tart hard. That's a mustard crew.

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Speaker 2: They tart heart, great hat, great hat flying in here.

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Speaker 2: It is looking great. Bye?

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Speaker 1: All right? So speak unexpected foods, Okay, unexpected foods.

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Speaker 2: I like this this. So. My aunt is a very

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Speaker 2: nice woman in Maryland. She's wonderful. She's a dental high genist.

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Speaker 2: I have two cousins and she was busy. One morning

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Speaker 2: she was getting ready for work, she had appointments. She

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Speaker 2: was getting my cousins to school. This is middle school

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Speaker 2: for them. She had to walk the dog. She had

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Speaker 2: to do all this stuff. On the drive to work,

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Speaker 2: to clean some teeth in Towson, Maryland. She was driving

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Speaker 2: and she suddenly realized that she had walked the dog

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Speaker 2: and had picked up dog shit in a in a bag,

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Speaker 2: and that she had left it on the kitchen table.

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Speaker 2: She was so busy. Did she not? Did she did?

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Speaker 1: She tya not?

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Speaker 2: It was in a it was in a brown paper bag.

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Speaker 2: I think a brown paper back. So she had to

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Speaker 2: get to work.

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Speaker 1: That is also the Towson, Maryland way to do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, very expensive.

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Speaker 1: It's like just a brown paper bag.

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Speaker 2: So she was like, if I get all these and

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Speaker 2: stune clean all these teeth, I can get home before

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Speaker 2: my kitchen stinks, before the kids get home, before her

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Speaker 2: husband gets home. He worked nearby.

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Speaker 5: So she stopped.

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Speaker 1: I know, stop, I want you to go there, but stop.

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Speaker 2: Yes, So she cleans other teeth, she does all the things,

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Speaker 2: she rushes home. She comes in and she was right,

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Speaker 2: she did forget it. There's a brown paper bag sitting

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Speaker 2: on the kitchen table, and she goes over to and

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Speaker 2: opens it and there is a child's lunch in there, except.

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Speaker 6: She sent my cousin to school with his school lunch

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Speaker 6: with the back of talk shit.

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Speaker 2: Oh my. When he came home from sixth grade, he goes, hey, mom,

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Speaker 2: thanks for the lunch today. It was just the back

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Speaker 2: of the dogs question did it have mail? Thank you?

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Speaker 2: No talking about it gross and.

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Speaker 1: That husband by that has fun.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for coming as splitty in the city. Everybody

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Speaker 2: give it up for Chris tell a lot. We'll play

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Speaker 2: some music about Kurti ban I'll take photos and everything

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Speaker 2: like that, but we end every episode with you yelling

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Speaker 2: bananas as loud as you can. One two, three.

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Speaker 7: Beautiful Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 7: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 7: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 7: Georgia hart Start

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.