Speaker 1: Second date update.
Speaker 2: A lot of guys like a woman who's down to
Speaker 2: get dirty.
Speaker 1: Oh you're darn right.
Speaker 2: Job.
Speaker 1: Where do you find someone like that? Like Brooks Hometown?
Speaker 2: Oh sure, Craigslist of course, pole over back at Brooks Hometown.
Speaker 1: We already covered that.
Speaker 2: But no, our listener Justin found his special dirty lady
Speaker 2: Brooks Hometown.
Speaker 3: No hometown hometown isn't big enough for craigs.
Speaker 2: Not her in the community garden deep in literal.
Speaker 1: Dirty, like really dirty, Justin, you like a dirty girl?
Speaker 1: Hug that laugh?
Speaker 4: Is that the reason why you're on the phone with us? Well?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's uh. Yeah, we did not meet on a
Speaker 5: dating app. Shocker.
Speaker 4: Okay, you met over a flower bed.
Speaker 1: Ye's kind of romantic.
Speaker 5: She was uh planting veggie pee, carrots whatever.
Speaker 1: Some nice bulbs. Can we know what her name is?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Katie, Katie.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a sweet girl.
Speaker 3: I don't frequent community gardens, but I assume people who
Speaker 3: do go there often right to tend.
Speaker 5: Well, you have to take care of your right.
Speaker 3: So is it something where you'd seen Katie multiple times
Speaker 3: before you actually went up and talk to her.
Speaker 5: Yes, the first time I actually got the courage to
Speaker 5: talk to her very casual, and I did. We did
Speaker 5: not exchange numbers or anything. It's more like talking about garden.
Speaker 5: And I asked her what she was planting. She's telling
Speaker 5: me Veggie, Oh wow.
Speaker 1: You got right into the Yeah.
Speaker 5: I got right into the dirt.
Speaker 1: Good for you.
Speaker 6: So then I.
Speaker 7: Saw her a day or two later, she was back
Speaker 7: at the garden.
Speaker 5: So then I went out her and I was like,
Speaker 5: oh yo, how how's the radishes? And that got like
Speaker 5: a little chuck off from her.
Speaker 4: Okay, look at you, mister humor.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I see what the joke is.
Speaker 5: Yes, she's thinking that I actually care which she was
Speaker 5: a planting, but I didn't. I just wanted to talk
Speaker 5: to her.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: Care about Hope she doesn't listen back to this if
Speaker 2: it works out.
Speaker 5: Okay, I mean I told her, like, you know, I
Speaker 5: have to be chatted. Then I got her number and
Speaker 5: I said, hey, there's a cute pub like a few
Speaker 5: blocks away if she wanted to go for a drink after.
Speaker 4: Oh look at you.
Speaker 3: Okay, were you talking this fast when you asked her to?
Speaker 4: Because you seem a little nervous right now?
Speaker 6: Was I talking?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 7: She's nervous.
Speaker 1: Let's girl comes off a little bit sexy. I think
Speaker 1: that's what Brooke was trying to.
Speaker 5: Say, rather sexy than nervous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, it's coming through right now, so tell it.
Speaker 1: So you took her to a pub.
Speaker 5: Yes, and it was cool. Everything's going great. But then
Speaker 5: the next day I texted her and nothing.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, can we talk a little bit more about
Speaker 3: your time at the pub? Like was flirting happening?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 4: Any?
Speaker 5: I mean, I try, Like, I don't know how good
Speaker 5: my game is, but I drive.
Speaker 1: It's working on us right now, dude, so keep going.
Speaker 5: I do have a confession, though, that I didn't tell her.
Speaker 4: Okay, decide the radish question that you didn't.
Speaker 1: Really care about?
Speaker 5: It wasn't we Okay, always say this. We I knew
Speaker 5: she was going to be.
Speaker 4: There, going to beware at the invited.
Speaker 5: Her guard at the garden.
Speaker 6: What do you mean?
Speaker 5: Well, okay, my parents are on this dating app where
Speaker 5: parents kind of meet up with other parents to find
Speaker 5: dates for their single like young adults.
Speaker 4: Wait, that exists. There's a dating app for parents to
Speaker 4: meddle in their kids lives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, please do not tell us what the name of this, don't.
Speaker 7: No, I'm not.
Speaker 5: I'm not telling you. But Katie's parents were in on it.
Speaker 5: Katie doesn't know, I think, but her parents were on
Speaker 5: and they're they're so down. They talk to my parents
Speaker 5: and I know this sounds strange.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm trying to This is a site where
Speaker 2: parents meet up with each other to figure out if
Speaker 2: their kids would be.
Speaker 1: A good match.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're basically like it's basically like a range daity right. So, like,
Speaker 3: so you're saying Katie's parents told your parents, Katie will
Speaker 3: be at the garden from three to five, your son
Speaker 3: should show up.
Speaker 5: Then, Yeah, so I got a plot. I don't even garden.
Speaker 5: I don't know how to garden.
Speaker 1: Whoa, you don't even know how to garden?
Speaker 5: Not really, I mean I was just digging hole. I
Speaker 5: mean I was just like, I was digging holes in
Speaker 5: the dark, pretending.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, So you just got a plot to meet.
Speaker 5: Her sun hat? I got a sun hat.
Speaker 4: Kay didn't have to go that hard a bunch of water. Okay,
Speaker 4: so this would be fine. And if Katie knew her
Speaker 4: parents were doing this, but she doesn't know.
Speaker 5: No, I don't think so, I mean, she didn't mention anything,
Speaker 5: and I just don't want to freak her out.
Speaker 4: At least your.
Speaker 1: Parents already approve of me.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I wonder if her parents know that she's not responding
Speaker 2: to you. Now, how long has it been.
Speaker 6: It's been like about five days.
Speaker 4: And have you told your parents that she hasn't responded?
Speaker 5: Yeah, And her mother actually reached out tonight.
Speaker 4: Katie's mother reached out to you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and she said, I think you will be perfect
Speaker 5: for her.
Speaker 3: Now you want more people in on this, Like you've
Speaker 3: got two sets of parents already involved, and you want
Speaker 3: us involved.
Speaker 6: To me, I don't. I can't.
Speaker 5: I don't know why I can't have my own relationship.
Speaker 5: I don't know idea that extra.
Speaker 2: It's odd that the most natural thing in this entire
Speaker 2: situation is actually the fact that you're calling.
Speaker 1: A radio show to intervene in your data life.
Speaker 4: It's like, we're a community garden.
Speaker 3: We've got the radio, we've got the parents. We're just
Speaker 3: trying to grow a relationship here.
Speaker 2: It takes a tea Justin hates community gardens and doesn't
Speaker 2: care about.
Speaker 4: Them, so it doesn't know about it.
Speaker 6: But I will learn.
Speaker 5: I mean, if me and her go on more date
Speaker 5: I'll have her talk to me about the garden, like
Speaker 5: educate me.
Speaker 4: Nothing like faking an interest to get in with somebody.
Speaker 5: Yeah, who doesn't do that.
Speaker 2: We're going to share that sentiment with Katie when we
Speaker 2: come back and call her and try and get.
Speaker 1: You a second date update right after this.
Speaker 2: Okay, dirty boy, Yes, second date update. We're in the
Speaker 2: middle of a second date call. And when we left,
Speaker 2: I told Justin that we'd call Katie and share the sentiment.
Speaker 2: And I'm seeing people texting in at seventy five nine
Speaker 2: two telling.
Speaker 1: Me, don't do that.
Speaker 2: Don't blow his cover about his parents matchmaking app Wait.
Speaker 4: You said that we were going to tell her that.
Speaker 4: I didn't hear that.
Speaker 1: That's not what I meant at all.
Speaker 2: I just meant share the sentiment that he really likes
Speaker 2: her and is eager to learn more about gardening.
Speaker 1: You should see he.
Speaker 2: Really doesn't want to do that, but he's he says
Speaker 2: he's willing to try maybe. And I guess the more
Speaker 2: important question, though, that we need to talk about, is
Speaker 2: are we all okay with hiding the fact that her
Speaker 2: parents matched her with a guy without her knowledge on
Speaker 2: a dating site for parents that hook up their grown
Speaker 2: kids with each other.
Speaker 1: I mean, justin, how do you what do you think?
Speaker 1: Do you feel weird about your parents finding you a lover?
Speaker 5: Well, you know when you like date somebody at the
Speaker 5: meet their parents and it's always awkward and your nervious,
Speaker 5: Like are the parents already approved of me?
Speaker 3: That's like, you know, such a credit card, like the
Speaker 3: improved The best relationships can come from like arrangements.
Speaker 4: Honestly, like your parents know you best, they really do.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I watched bridally cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all for voting to bring marriage and relationships back
Speaker 2: to the nineteen twenty.
Speaker 4: Hey, listen, listen.
Speaker 3: If we're allowing algorithms to help us find love, why
Speaker 3: wouldn't we let our parents also help us.
Speaker 2: We're trying for a one in a million chance. And
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say we're not going to reveal the
Speaker 2: parents matchmaking app, but justin, if you want to do that,
Speaker 2: that's totally up to you.
Speaker 4: I do feel like you should do it at some point.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean we'll see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just feel it out, all right, I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: it right now.
Speaker 6: Okay, Hello, Hey is this Katie?
Speaker 4: Why I'm nervous?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm all nervous too.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're feeling nervous, Katie about being
Speaker 2: on a radio show right now, because you are what.
Speaker 1: Ye surprise, Welcome to our show, Katie.
Speaker 2: We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning do a
Speaker 2: radio show, and we're trying to do a segment right
Speaker 2: now called the Second Date Update.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Okay, So.
Speaker 2: We're trying to reach out on behalf of one of
Speaker 2: our listeners who you went out with recently named Justin.
Speaker 2: We're trying to read your vibe on if.
Speaker 1: You liked him or not.
Speaker 9: I mean, I'm exiting another relationship right now.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, so things are a little messy right now.
Speaker 8: I mean I don't really want to talk about it
Speaker 8: and ended a few weeks.
Speaker 9: Ago, but Justin just seems so like sweet and kind
Speaker 9: and like I just don't want to really get into
Speaker 9: it until i'm like fully unattached.
Speaker 3: That's good, Okay, that's actually yeah, So you actually liked him.
Speaker 3: You're just not calling him back because you didn't want
Speaker 3: that's out.
Speaker 4: Of respect it him, right.
Speaker 9: I don't know what you know about him, but he's
Speaker 9: a dork, but he's just really sweet. But he was
Speaker 9: just so honest and so kind and just so transparent,
Speaker 9: like I just felt like I knew him.
Speaker 8: And I just also feel like I've gone out with
Speaker 8: so many people being crazy or a liar. They're hiding something,
Speaker 8: and it just feels like.
Speaker 1: We don't like anything.
Speaker 8: For once, like I was like, Okay, like this guy's
Speaker 8: actually really and.
Speaker 1: All the cards on the table right up front. He
Speaker 1: sounds genuine, but we know he's like, well, I think
Speaker 1: he's pretty genuine.
Speaker 4: I will say he is very earnest.
Speaker 3: He does sound a little dorky in a sweet way.
Speaker 1: And I tell you, well, I'm with you, Jeff.
Speaker 4: I mean he was attractive, right, you were attracted to
Speaker 4: him still, yeah, I.
Speaker 8: Mean it was kind of funny. We met in a
Speaker 8: community garden and he was just like, I don't know
Speaker 8: that he's particularly good at gardening. He was just like
Speaker 8: digging holes in the dirt.
Speaker 2: If Justin were to hear the things that you were
Speaker 2: saying right now, he'd probably be really happy with your
Speaker 2: review of him and of your time spent together.
Speaker 4: He's a restaurant.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, yeah, In fact, I don't have to
Speaker 2: guess if he liked it, because I could just ask
Speaker 2: him since he's on the other line right now.
Speaker 1: Listening and wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 5: I'm thrilled that you like me.
Speaker 8: Huk energy, Why didn't you tell me the phone?
Speaker 2: Well, we can't all be as honest and transparent as
Speaker 2: the justice of the world. You know, that's just that's
Speaker 2: more credit to him.
Speaker 5: And it's totally fine. I mean, like, I heard that
Speaker 5: you have an ex. I mean, I'm totally cool with that.
Speaker 5: I have like a million acces million wow.
Speaker 8: Very strange, a million acts.
Speaker 5: Huh okay, it's like literally, okay.
Speaker 7: Four, I don't know that many days how I have exes.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 7: I literally have.
Speaker 5: Like one ex girlfriend.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, Actually, you know, I.
Speaker 1: Just closed my mouth for a second.
Speaker 8: Zero it's just kind of a weird saying that you
Speaker 8: heard me say all that. But I really think that
Speaker 8: you're just a really sweet, honest person. I love that's true.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 5: I I the honesty I am. I am mostly honest.
Speaker 7: What like you keep mentioning, I mean, I I do
Speaker 7: not like lying.
Speaker 5: I mean I did lie that I had a million
Speaker 5: girlfriends ex girlfriends, and it is a joke, and you know, uh, okay,
Speaker 5: I'm just going to say it. Here's the deal. I
Speaker 5: didn't go to that gardening community gardening because I like
Speaker 5: the garden. I knew you were going to be there.
Speaker 7: What because, Okay, my parents and your parents are on
Speaker 7: this dating app where they helped their single child gets dates.
Speaker 7: Uh the mind.
Speaker 5: I don't think your parents loves me. Your parents really
Speaker 5: love me?
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: Approve of that? I mean my parents approve, your parents approved?
Speaker 5: Like, let's make this work.
Speaker 7: I know that this is weird, Justin.
Speaker 2: Do you have to say everything just one piece of
Speaker 2: information at a time.
Speaker 4: Okay, can we just say real quickly? We really hoped
Speaker 4: that Katie, you already knew this.
Speaker 10: Yeah, well yeah, I just you know, like I could
Speaker 10: see why a dating app like that would work, Katie,
Speaker 10: just listen for a second.
Speaker 4: I mean, who knows you better?
Speaker 9: Dad?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: No, oh my god, it's not parent approved language, Katie.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna come to your side on that one. It's
Speaker 2: a little bit unusual. Yeah, see that. But Justin didn't
Speaker 2: know that his parents were setting him up either.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I actually didn't know that.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, I thought he's actually a great idea.
Speaker 5: I mean it's like, I do not meet any women.
Speaker 5: I see them all over the place, but I don't
Speaker 5: meet them. I'm on every dating app you could think
Speaker 5: of nobody's wife and.
Speaker 11: Shut god, Katie, listen, you definitely have to have a
Speaker 11: conversation with your parents, and you can be angry at them,
Speaker 11: but this isn't Justin's fault.
Speaker 4: He didn't make your parents do this.
Speaker 8: Some of this is Justin's fault, some of some of
Speaker 8: it anything.
Speaker 10: Okay, well maybe heard digging hole.
Speaker 1: But his heart was in a good place when he
Speaker 1: did it.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Absolutely like a couple mentioned your randish, your great gardener.
Speaker 5: I can learn from you.
Speaker 6: We're going to talk about you know what.
Speaker 2: It's at this point, Katie, that I would like to
Speaker 2: offer to send you to on another date that we
Speaker 2: would pay for to any restaurant in the city and
Speaker 2: far far away from both of your sets of parents.
Speaker 4: Give it one chance. I mean, that would make your
Speaker 4: parents so happy.
Speaker 8: Absolutely not, What about any normal person? Are you crazy?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: All right, maybe it's a no right now, but maybe
Speaker 2: you should take some time to think about it, and
Speaker 2: if you want, we can organize so that you and
Speaker 2: Justin and both of your sets of parents can all
Speaker 2: have dinner, big happy family reunion.
Speaker 1: John and Julie.
Speaker 4: I think I mean, it sounds like they're lovely people.
Speaker 4: I know they're in for Yeah, they made you.
Speaker 6: I'm in.
Speaker 5: What do you say, give you a much chance? Like
Speaker 5: many people have arrangements like we got married, we just started.
Speaker 1: Off good, and then he's still there.
Speaker 4: I think he's still there, Katie.
Speaker 2: We're running out of time here, so we need to
Speaker 2: get an answer from you, yes or no on another date.
Speaker 8: I'm absolutely not okay, Well.
Speaker 2: Justin You're up to a million and one exes now.
Speaker 7: My parents can't even give me a date. Well, I
Speaker 7: don't know.
Speaker 1: Those words have never been spoken before. My parents can't give.
Speaker 9: Me a date?
Speaker 6: Who can?
Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning