WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - All Terrain Scott (ATS)

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Andrew, Hi Scott. Oh did you even turn my

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<v Speaker 1>video on? Yeah? That would be fun. Okay, well, oh sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I was just about to go for a bike ride

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, hey, let's record. What a reveal. Wow

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<v Speaker 1>that was exciting. Thank you for that. Sorry, sorry, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean hello, it's a beautiful day here in the

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<v Speaker 1>New York Metropolitan area. ANDREWA, do you want to record?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, dude, it's ninety degrees out, it's sunny

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<v Speaker 1>and beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Because every time I'm sorry, every time I say that

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<v Speaker 2>I want to record, all of a sudden, no, you're.

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<v Speaker 1>The person who's like, oh really no, I can't. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go. Sorry. Remember I'm sorry that you live in

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<v Speaker 1>the concrete jungle there and you have nothing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's it's eleven twenty am on Thursday, June nineteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>What you were making it seem like, I'm asking you.

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<v Speaker 1>You said five pm is when you can do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm as I want to go out at.

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<v Speaker 2>Eleven thirty, which is technically within working areasone though we're

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<v Speaker 2>all technically off today.

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<v Speaker 1>It's this is going to take fifteen twenty minutes. That's

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<v Speaker 1>all I was asking. I worked this morning. I worked

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<v Speaker 1>the morning and now I want to get on a

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<v Speaker 1>bike and ride to the beach.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and you willn't fifteen twenty minutes. That's reasonable. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>how was your day going? I mean it was great

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<v Speaker 2>until you texted me. Oh really, So you think the

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<v Speaker 2>listeners are a burden? Then interesting?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think you are a burden. I want them

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<v Speaker 1>to do it. At five o'clock when I got home

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<v Speaker 1>from my day, what are you doing? So I have

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<v Speaker 1>to going out with the kids, the kid the coop?

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<v Speaker 1>Are the kids? All those your Jersey City friends. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go out drinking and puzzle breaks, puzzle breaks, what

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<v Speaker 1>the escape rooms. We're gonna go do crazy things and

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<v Speaker 1>climb on stuff. We're gonna drink and do puzzle breaks

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<v Speaker 1>and what was the other one? Climb things. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go climb on things and do do outdoorsy extreme things

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<v Speaker 1>at five o'clock tonight. Well, I'm trying to you know,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's my time where I'm home. That's I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>not your witching hour. Well we have opposite lives, man, Yeah, kids, everything,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. Kids. So you're gonna go ask you this.

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<v Speaker 1>So as soon as we're done with this. It's gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do? Just sit there and like watch TV.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm probably gonna do my peloton. Need to get that in.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to do at least a forty five minute ride

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<v Speaker 2>right then afterwards, Who knows, I might go down and

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<v Speaker 2>see my sister today. Luna just got a haircut, so

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<v Speaker 2>she's gonna be super snuggly and adorable. It's like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, I might go outside for a little bit,

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<v Speaker 2>go for a nice little walk.

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<v Speaker 1>All I'm saying is this is like the first beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>sunny day in a long time. We've had so much rain,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to go use the day. And you are.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, but if you're done by eleven forty five ish,

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<v Speaker 1>you still have five solid hours and knowing you, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna hit the sand and in two seconds you'll be like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's hot. Oh my god, I'm so hot. I gotta go. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. I sit there all day as long

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<v Speaker 1>as there's no green flies. They suck. So you're a

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<v Speaker 1>country bumpkin with a beach heart. That's interesting. Country bumpkins

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<v Speaker 1>like the beach. Yeah. I love that you now consider

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<v Speaker 1>yourself a country bumpkin. I cannot you said it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not a country bumpkin. I'm a suburb guy who just

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<v Speaker 1>happens to also like the country and your beach. You

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<v Speaker 1>like all climates, your all terrain, all terrain, Scott, that

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<v Speaker 1>should be your name. That's great. Well, I'm actually I'm

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<v Speaker 1>glad that we have this time because I need this

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<v Speaker 1>time for my stomach to decide whether it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>get sick or not. Because I just was having lunch

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<v Speaker 1>when you texted me, and I had some leftover pasta

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<v Speaker 1>and I found a jar of sauce in my closet

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<v Speaker 1>that I put on said pasta. It was a jar,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Someone brought it up to the radio

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<v Speaker 1>station a couple of weeks ago, maybe even two three

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<v Speaker 1>months at this point, some local local guy that makes sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm realizing now that it's been When I opened it,

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't go, you know, it didn't pop, So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>realizing now, and I read it it's a keep refrigerated.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was like fresh sauce, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be in the refrigerator all this time. So

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<v Speaker 1>when I ate it, it was like really tangy in a

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<v Speaker 1>city Acidy and I think I might get some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of a stomach upset now or die? Yeah, those are

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<v Speaker 1>two valid options. Quick question. Yeah, was this sauce the

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<v Speaker 1>one that had my name on it? No? No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't that. That's good saucey buying the supermarket has

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<v Speaker 1>sealed and everything. I don't know about this other one.

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<v Speaker 1>Then some local guy like made this and brought it

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<v Speaker 1>and stopped a label with his face on it and

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<v Speaker 1>brought it up. And there was a bunch of them,

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<v Speaker 1>and I took one of them, and I just I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know. I put it in my closet and the

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<v Speaker 1>label literally says keep refrigerated. That's interesting, not after opening,

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<v Speaker 1>just like always, so I'm going to get sick. What

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<v Speaker 1>did you have? Did you just have like pasta with

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<v Speaker 1>red sauce? Yeah, and a little bit of cheese, which

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<v Speaker 1>was probably also bad because it's aid January twenty fifth

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<v Speaker 1>on it.

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<v Speaker 2>So you just gave yourself an expired lunch pretty much,

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<v Speaker 2>so you poisoned yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I did it was nice knowing you. Wow. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I gotta be on the hunt for a new

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<v Speaker 1>co host. You should do that anyway, Actually, why Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you're so busy. Now you're just done. No, you're so busy.

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<v Speaker 2>I try and record bull chats for the listeners, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's oh, gott, I gotta go. I'm busy from eleven

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<v Speaker 2>thirty until at least six thirty for the next five days.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's not have twenty five minutes here of just complaining

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<v Speaker 1>and whatever. No, I can cur So what else is new?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing on your vacation? Well, with that, kids,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm actually taking off now. The show is

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<v Speaker 1>off for two weeks, so I'm going to take off

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<v Speaker 1>for the full two weeks. But I have no vacation

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<v Speaker 1>planned because, you know, kids, both of them are still

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, my older one is pretty much done even

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's just testing now and whatnot. She doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have to do any of that because she's graduating. But

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<v Speaker 1>my little one is still in school until June twenty seventh,

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<v Speaker 1>like it goes to almost the end of June and

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<v Speaker 1>then immediately starts camp right after that. So, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>kids and all, I can't really go anywhere. There's no

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<v Speaker 1>time to go anywhere. Maybe I'll do like a little

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<v Speaker 1>weekend get away with the girlfriend or something. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, we've got graduations coming up, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>just there's a lot a lot going on. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>actually gonna use the two weeks probably to get the

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<v Speaker 1>house in order, which I've been trying to do for

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<v Speaker 1>months and years. So I'm just gonna take one room

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<v Speaker 1>at a time a day and just do what I

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<v Speaker 1>need to do. Are agreeing garbage bagging it, and just

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<v Speaker 1>getting rid of a ton of stuff. Well that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm probably just gonna move things from one room to

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<v Speaker 1>another because you know, I don't get rid of things.

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<v Speaker 2>So well, if you have any clothes that you want

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<v Speaker 2>to get rid of, put them in garbage bags and

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<v Speaker 2>then they could donate them for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I have them, but let's talk about that for just

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<v Speaker 1>a moment. Oh boy, So closed donation is always kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a weary thing for me, because I'm totally cool

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<v Speaker 1>with closed donation if somebody is going to go wear it, like,

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<v Speaker 1>if someone's gonna wear it and you know, make use

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<v Speaker 1>of it and it's gonna do good, then yes. But

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<v Speaker 1>if it's gonna go like in one of those bins

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<v Speaker 1>and they either use it for rags or they sell

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<v Speaker 1>it to first of all, so I discovered a store,

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<v Speaker 1>okay that it seems to me as if when these

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<v Speaker 1>bin okay, so, when these drop bins are full, basically

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<v Speaker 1>the owners of the bins will just sell the stuff

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<v Speaker 1>by the pound to whoever and they do whatever they

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<v Speaker 1>want with it, and then they just take that money

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<v Speaker 1>as the donation for whatever organization the bin is for.

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<v Speaker 1>So I found a store that actually just eyes all

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<v Speaker 1>that stuff by the pound and they put it on

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<v Speaker 1>racks and it's in a store and it's insane. Actually, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but we found a lot of really cool stuff there.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's also nuts that it was all just donations

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<v Speaker 1>and now this for profit store is just making money

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<v Speaker 1>off of it. But I guess that's just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>how this system works. It doesn't necessarily go the clothing

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't go to people that need it, the money from

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<v Speaker 1>the clothing does, and then now a store, a thrift

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<v Speaker 1>type store, is now selling it just to you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the average man like you and me. So, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>there was racks and racks and racks of obviously donated clothing.

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<v Speaker 1>There's some really cool finds in there that there's lots

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<v Speaker 1>of vintage stuff and Cooper got three Lululemon sweatshirts or

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<v Speaker 1>like ten bucks apiece. So I mean that was a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good find. But you know, and can we talk

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<v Speaker 1>about vintage. I'm sorry that I'm just going all over

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<v Speaker 1>the place. But so I was at some all in

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<v Speaker 1>New Jersey. I was in a mall in New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the deal with vintage. Yeah, So what was I

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<v Speaker 1>something square rivers, some kind of square them all. They

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<v Speaker 1>had the Houstons there. So we went for lunch at

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<v Speaker 1>the Houston's. Okay, first of all, all right, we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>back to Houston's anyway. So we went into this store

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<v Speaker 1>because it looked like they had some cool old ish things,

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<v Speaker 1>and there were some like old video games and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they have a clothing section which is T shirts,

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<v Speaker 1>which our T shirts basically that I have in my attic.

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<v Speaker 1>And the woman says to me, oh, these are all

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<v Speaker 1>vintage eighties, nineties and two thousands. Here's my card if

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<v Speaker 1>you have any of it. You know, we buy this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, vintage, Like, nineties isn't vintage? Is it? No?

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<v Speaker 1>It is? Sadly it is nineties is vintage now? Like

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<v Speaker 1>if you listen to classic rock, they play nineties songs now. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I know the classic rock station plays Green Day and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's depressing for me to me. To me, vintage is

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<v Speaker 2>the sixties, that's vintage. It seems like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, even early two thousands is reaching that point

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<v Speaker 1>where it's becoming vintage, like Y two K is now

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<v Speaker 1>a fashion style wow, which is again depressing for me

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<v Speaker 1>being thirty four and seeing things that I grew up

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<v Speaker 1>with now being considered old vintage. I guess it's a

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<v Speaker 1>plus that I am a hoarder and my attic is

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<v Speaker 1>full of all my nineties and early two thousands T shirts.

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<v Speaker 1>I can probably open my own store, but I could

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<v Speaker 1>also sell them off to a vintage store.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, let me tell you something that I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be anything. I think this is the Beanie

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<v Speaker 2>Bee bubble all over again. I don't think anything that

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<v Speaker 2>we have from that time period is actually worth anything.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're gonna go to a thrift store and be like,

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<v Speaker 2>want these T shirts, and they're gonna be like, here's

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<v Speaker 2>a five dollars store credit, or here's a seven thousand

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<v Speaker 2>dollars store credit. Here's your five dollars if you want

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<v Speaker 2>it for cash instead.

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<v Speaker 1>But but like, so my older daughter will go through

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<v Speaker 1>my T shirts and be like, oh, this one's so

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<v Speaker 1>cool and take it and like cut the neck out

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<v Speaker 1>of it and now it's hers, you know, like I have.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a T shirt with like the old Pepsi

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<v Speaker 1>logo on it. It's like, oh my god, that's so cool.

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<v Speaker 1>And she took it because I didn't want to wear

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<v Speaker 1>it anymore because it was really big. But these kids

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<v Speaker 1>love big giant things, and you know, cut the neck

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<v Speaker 1>out of it and now it's like a night shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just it's interesting. Hmmm. So I don't know. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna think I'm gonna go through my things because I

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<v Speaker 1>need room in the attic. The attic is just full.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the dumping ground, you know. When I want to

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<v Speaker 1>get rid of stuff on the main level, either goes

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<v Speaker 1>up in the attic or down in the basement. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't throw anything out. I fear your your attic may

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<v Speaker 1>collapse with all the stuff that you have up there.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of cool stuff there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure you say that, but the more you keep

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<v Speaker 2>putting up there, the more or sorry, the less space

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<v Speaker 2>there is.

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<v Speaker 1>And at some point, I just don't know if the

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<v Speaker 1>floorboards can hold numerous boxes that you have up there.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a museum. Imagine if you were able to

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<v Speaker 1>clear it out and make it like an actual other room.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I always wanted as a kid. I always

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<v Speaker 1>wanted an attic bedroom. I was like, that's so freaking cool. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>But then you get to.

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<v Speaker 2>The logistics of it, because every TV show I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like in the early two thousands like that I would

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<v Speaker 2>grow up with. You always had like a cool either

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<v Speaker 2>basement bedroom or an attic bedroom. But it just isn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that I'm older, I'm like, where's the insulation? How

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<v Speaker 2>are you gonna get air up there? Or down there?

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<v Speaker 1>Get like Phonsie lived above the garage. That's kind of cool, yes, a,

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<v Speaker 1>but I mean the attic. Most attics are not climbing

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<v Speaker 1>controlled or finished for that matter. No, take one one

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<v Speaker 1>false step and you're through the ceiling. Yes, and there's

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<v Speaker 1>no insulation, so then it gets way too high, and

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<v Speaker 1>then how do you get air up there? That's like

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<v Speaker 1>a whole expensive there. Like the parents must have really

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<v Speaker 1>loved them, is what I'm trying to get at. If

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<v Speaker 1>they built them an entire attic upstairs for them, right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>if I went upstairs right now, it's probably one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and fifteen degrees up there, and I would die within

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<v Speaker 1>thirty seconds. Yeah, it's like it used to just start

0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:33.200
<v Speaker 1>sweating profusely the moment that in the summertime it is

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<v Speaker 1>so hot. In the winter time it is so cold.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no happy medium. But I mean that's where the

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<v Speaker 1>air conditioning unit is. So I suppose you could just

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<v Speaker 1>like cut a little hole out of one of those

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<v Speaker 1>vent things and just stick a vent cover in it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know, maybe you got air up there.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know the amount of Like our attic has

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<v Speaker 2>like mouse dropping sometimes and birds up there like ew. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's you know, I think it's because it's an It's

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<v Speaker 2>our house is almost twenty five, twenty six years old,

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<v Speaker 2>Like we lived there for a very long time, so

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you have like things that I guess not

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<v Speaker 2>wear and tear on the house. But you know, but

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes there's birds up there and you could hear them

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<v Speaker 2>like tapping.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very strange. Yeah, I mean my parents' house was

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<v Speaker 1>built in the fifties. Wow, So I mean that it's

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<v Speaker 1>see and they say, I don't know what's that song?

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<v Speaker 1>These bones are good that like older and the bones

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<v Speaker 1>are good the resk so like my older houses have

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<v Speaker 1>better bones and they last a lot longer, but a

0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:30.959
<v Speaker 1>lot more things go wrong within the house, Like my

0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:33.680
<v Speaker 1>dad's always say, hey, so this pipe is leaking, you know,

0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:35.920
<v Speaker 1>and it's just it's always something else. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>envisioned at some point probably living in that house because

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<v Speaker 1>they got a really cool backyard, and I don't yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but it's just like there's so much

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<v Speaker 1>that you're gonna have to repair on an older house.

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<v Speaker 1>And plus they still got the eighties mirrors in the

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<v Speaker 1>bedroom and old the bathroom from the eighties, and I

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<v Speaker 1>just you'd have to redo everything and it just smells

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<v Speaker 1>like old you know. People. Well, well, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>that this is easy to get out because I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like once you get a couple of air fresheners,

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<v Speaker 1>leave the windows opening on a nice fall day, boom,

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<v Speaker 1>everything's not. I'd have to change the toilets. I definitely

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<v Speaker 1>have to change those toilets out, there's no doubt. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot. You have a weird thing about not sitting

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<v Speaker 1>on someone else's toilet. No, it's just a weird thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm weird. I think I told you, like, if

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<v Speaker 1>I go to my parents' house, I will put toilet

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<v Speaker 1>paper down on the seats, just like at work, but

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<v Speaker 1>like at a hotel. Nope, bare ass. I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very strange. And there was last week at work.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my, I was so tired at like four forty

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<v Speaker 1>five in the morning when I got there, and I

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<v Speaker 1>go to the bathroom as usual, you know, my five

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock bathroom thing. So but I was so tired. I

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<v Speaker 1>went into the bathroom and I just sat down, and

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<v Speaker 1>as soon as I felt the seat, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>and I jumped. That woke me up. I jumped up

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<v Speaker 1>because I forgot to put the paper the liner down

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<v Speaker 1>And I can't believe I sat bare ass on a

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<v Speaker 1>work toilet seat. Those are so gross. Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>any tushies at your house? I don't. I don't use

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want water right on my butt.

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<v Speaker 2>You need everybody needs a tushy. That to me is

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<v Speaker 2>the most disgusting thing. It's one of those that once

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<v Speaker 2>I realized what it does, it made me then say

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<v Speaker 2>how disgusting we all are here for not doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's such as your ass dude, it wets it. I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a simple hygiene trick that everybody should be doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Otherwise you're walking around with disgusting mud butt fix it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand the pa So all I'm doing is

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<v Speaker 1>when it Okay, would you just take a paper towel

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<v Speaker 1>to clean something? Just wipe it over instead of wetting it,

0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:40.320
<v Speaker 1>and it cleans it better. It's water, it doesn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>wet the toilet paper. It's the same thing. Where are

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<v Speaker 1>you wedding the toilet paper? You go to this sink,

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<v Speaker 1>so I wet it in the sink. First. No you don't. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't. I swear on my life. So at work

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<v Speaker 1>at five am, your wedding paper towel. So you're you're clenching.

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<v Speaker 1>You're clenching opening up this. No, this is my routine.

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<v Speaker 1>I walk into the bathroom, I put my things down. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I go into the bathroom and I take one toilet

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<v Speaker 1>liner and I wipe the seat with it, throw it

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<v Speaker 1>in the toilet. I put a new toilet liner on,

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<v Speaker 1>and I take two bald up pieces of toilet paper.

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<v Speaker 1>I wet them at the sink and I put them

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<v Speaker 1>on the little shelf. So there waiting for me. That

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<v Speaker 1>is insane. You are crazy. That's crazy. You're getting butt wet,

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<v Speaker 1>stopping paper like things, putting them on the shelf, not

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<v Speaker 1>fully wet, just the top part. I know what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been doing it for years. So you are putting

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<v Speaker 1>water up your butt in a sense, that's correct. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not spraying it up. Spray is like a powerwasher.

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<v Speaker 1>You're getting rid of all of it, so you're making

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<v Speaker 1>sure there's no remnants. It's so dumb to be doing

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<v Speaker 1>it that way. If I'm sitting there and doing my

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<v Speaker 1>thing and there's one PLoP and I get water spouted

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<v Speaker 1>up up, ah, it's so good. I don't want water

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<v Speaker 1>in my butt. It doesn't belong there except in the

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<v Speaker 1>shower water pool. But water cleans it. You're cleaning, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it does water, yes, and it's cleaning everything in there.

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<v Speaker 1>So this way, there's nothing left. Goodbye. Let's move on

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<v Speaker 1>to the wedding. The wedding. Yeah, hold on, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? Hold I'm gonna see if this works. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>be back right after this. What am I supposed to make?

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<v Speaker 1>The noise? No, I think it's played on my end.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I played anywhere else. I didn't hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be back right after this, and we're back. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember that sound, Yeah that I have them all in

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<v Speaker 1>this my stupid band box. Remember when we used to

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<v Speaker 1>use the sounds? Yeah, I have them all here when

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<v Speaker 1>we record from home, which we should definitely do more

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<v Speaker 1>of for bowl chats anyway. Question, what are you blurring out?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand. Why can't you just be regular normally?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Let me see if I could fix that.

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<v Speaker 1>Can just be a regular human? Why do you get

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<v Speaker 1>a blur background? Okay, let me turn that off. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in every man. I don't care what I look like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. No, I'm in every man. Every man's no filter,

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<v Speaker 1>no filter, that's ever. I've never used a filter in

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<v Speaker 1>my life. You are who you are. And if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't like it, FU, Is that better? That's way better? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>normal person. It was just portrait lighting. I didn't actually

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<v Speaker 1>have any filter on it. I love the spaceman on

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<v Speaker 1>the subway. That's great. Things. I just I moved my

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<v Speaker 1>couches around. So now look there's six of them. Isn't

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<v Speaker 1>that cool? Is that you? But the problem is that

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<v Speaker 1>see these I bought originally the four big ones, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you better explain it because not everybody's watched. I

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<v Speaker 1>have one, two, three, four big frame spaceman. So then

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<v Speaker 1>when I moved my couch to the other wall, I said, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>let me get two more spacemen. They changed the frames

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<v Speaker 1>without telling me, so then I emailed them and we're like,

0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:49.840
<v Speaker 1>why are they so much smaller? And they said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we changed frames because it doesn't damage as much in packaging. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, it does look kind of dumb

0:17:56.640 --> 0:18:00.399
<v Speaker 1>considerably smaller, but I would have just done the and

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<v Speaker 1>then put the two somewhere else. No, because it really

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<v Speaker 1>needed to fill the wall because it's a really big wall.

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<v Speaker 1>But now I have so much more space in my

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<v Speaker 1>apartment and I love it, and I should have had

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<v Speaker 1>it this way the whole time. That's cool, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So really quick, what I want to talk about before

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<v Speaker 1>we leave you? Right before you and I came on here,

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<v Speaker 1>we were discussing really quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, everyone should get a day just to wrap it

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<v Speaker 2>up anyway you go, no, yes, don't be a mud butt,

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<v Speaker 2>get it a day.

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<v Speaker 1>Continue. Okay, So you mentioned Carla, Marie and Anthony before

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<v Speaker 1>we started this podcast. Because I said that you look

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<v Speaker 1>great or something like that. Now, so I'm you asked

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<v Speaker 1>if I was invited to the wedding. I was. I

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<v Speaker 1>got to save the date thing. And the problem is

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<v Speaker 1>that it only came to me. I now have a

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<v Speaker 1>significant other in my life for six or seven months

0:18:44.200 --> 0:18:47.960
<v Speaker 1>at this point, and it's very quite serious. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of hinted to Carla that, you know, oh

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<v Speaker 1>got your thing. Hah uh. You know I have a girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, And so I just beat around the bush

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit and she's like, are you hinted to

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<v Speaker 1>me that you want a plus one? Because I didn't

0:19:06.280 --> 0:19:08.760
<v Speaker 1>know that you were serious or anything. And I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I'll change it. But I mean, am I a dick

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<v Speaker 1>for asking?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I mean wedding etiquette for me is always

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<v Speaker 2>you just do whatever they go with. I would never

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<v Speaker 2>ask the brider groom to make any concessions for me

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<v Speaker 2>because it's their day, not mine. So if I don't

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<v Speaker 2>have one, and also, you know, so many people at

0:19:28.840 --> 0:19:31.159
<v Speaker 2>the wedding, it's not like because I was invited to

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<v Speaker 2>a wedding, but I'm gonna be away. But they gave

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<v Speaker 2>me a plus one because I genuinely wouldn't know anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've also been too invited to weddings where I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know anybody and didn't get a plus one, and

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<v Speaker 2>was like, well, I don't know if I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>go to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm not just gonna try and make friends. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just not who I am as a person. Well, she

0:19:46.560 --> 0:19:49.480
<v Speaker 1>said that she was inviting people plus ones that had

0:19:49.520 --> 0:19:53.280
<v Speaker 1>significant others. I have a significant other. She was unaware

0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:55.040
<v Speaker 1>of that, I think, and so she's kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>on the fence, But I honestly really don't want to

0:19:58.480 --> 0:20:00.719
<v Speaker 1>go without her. So I mean, and you would still go.

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<v Speaker 1>You know everyone there, it doesn't matter. So you're not

0:20:04.040 --> 0:20:06.680
<v Speaker 1>gonna go if you don't get a plus one. Quite possibly,

0:20:06.840 --> 0:20:10.320
<v Speaker 1>that's insane. You've known them for so long, you've known

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<v Speaker 1>no disrespect. I love that you're happy, But you've known

0:20:14.240 --> 0:20:16.440
<v Speaker 1>your current significant other, like you said, for six or

0:20:16.480 --> 0:20:20.040
<v Speaker 1>seven months, you've known them for at least sixteen seventeen years, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So you're gonna choose new over old, because no, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no choosing. I would like to share the happy day

0:20:26.600 --> 0:20:27.879
<v Speaker 1>with my significant other.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're it's not about you sharing it. It's about

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<v Speaker 2>them having the happy day and you celebrating them.

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<v Speaker 1>You see you can. I get it. But also, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>stand my ground. Why would you stand your there's nothing

0:20:37.760 --> 0:20:40.919
<v Speaker 1>to stand your groundover. That's you creating a limitation because

0:20:40.920 --> 0:20:43.639
<v Speaker 1>you want it to be about you. It's about them. No,

0:20:43.680 --> 0:20:45.720
<v Speaker 1>it's not about me. I want them to enjoy their day.

0:20:45.720 --> 0:20:48.000
<v Speaker 1>But I want to enjoy their day with my significant other.

0:20:49.119 --> 0:20:53.360
<v Speaker 1>But but again, you know so many people there. Yeah,

0:20:53.400 --> 0:20:55.720
<v Speaker 1>but why should I be excluded there? She said, she's

0:20:55.840 --> 0:20:58.680
<v Speaker 1>inviting people with significant others with a plus one?

0:20:58.880 --> 0:21:01.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes, like Sheldon, let her know that I had one,

0:21:01.280 --> 0:21:04.360
<v Speaker 2>Like Sheldon. Let's just say, who's married to Danielle twenty

0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:08.919
<v Speaker 2>plus years? Or Garrett Nally married how many years? Again,

0:21:09.080 --> 0:21:11.960
<v Speaker 2>I totally get it. Love that you're happy, totally understand.

0:21:12.119 --> 0:21:15.800
<v Speaker 2>But if A she didn't know and b six seven months,

0:21:16.080 --> 0:21:17.920
<v Speaker 2>you can't just not go. That would be insane.

0:21:18.200 --> 0:21:20.399
<v Speaker 1>Well, I guess we'll see what happens. Oh my god,

0:21:20.440 --> 0:21:22.359
<v Speaker 1>that's crazy. You're insane. No, I mean two people go,

0:21:22.440 --> 0:21:26.359
<v Speaker 1>they get a better gift. Right, So now you're saying

0:21:26.400 --> 0:21:28.480
<v Speaker 1>if you don't get invited with a plus one, your

0:21:28.520 --> 0:21:32.720
<v Speaker 1>gift will be less. Uh, obviously because you're gifting for

0:21:32.760 --> 0:21:37.080
<v Speaker 1>two people. If two people are going you dope, this

0:21:37.160 --> 0:21:40.560
<v Speaker 1>seems like a hostage negotiation of what you're trying to

0:21:40.600 --> 0:21:43.159
<v Speaker 1>do to get A plus one and A it's crazy,

0:21:43.200 --> 0:21:47.000
<v Speaker 1>but B it's to be expected, so then it's not crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it definitely. I guess you're right. If if this

0:21:51.359 --> 0:21:58.960
<v Speaker 2>is what it is, I shouldn't expect anything less from you. Well, well,

0:21:59.000 --> 0:22:01.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm happy that you can make someone else's wedding about yourself.

0:22:01.280 --> 0:22:02.520
<v Speaker 2>That's that's that's pretty cool.

0:22:02.640 --> 0:22:05.560
<v Speaker 1>I love that about me. It's not about me, but

0:22:05.720 --> 0:22:09.200
<v Speaker 1>I want to enjoy it for me. It's their happy day,

0:22:09.280 --> 0:22:11.520
<v Speaker 1>but I need to know that I'm going to be

0:22:11.640 --> 0:22:15.520
<v Speaker 1>happy too. Well, I mean, yeah, I should be happy

0:22:15.520 --> 0:22:17.720
<v Speaker 1>as well. We should all be happy in life. That's

0:22:17.760 --> 0:22:19.560
<v Speaker 1>what we work for. We all should be. But on

0:22:19.640 --> 0:22:23.080
<v Speaker 1>their special day, you get it. Look, I was just

0:22:23.119 --> 0:22:25.880
<v Speaker 1>alerting her to the fact that, you know, hi, I'm

0:22:25.920 --> 0:22:30.320
<v Speaker 1>with somebody, so hi. But again when they yeah, because

0:22:30.320 --> 0:22:33.359
<v Speaker 1>when they sent this save the date about like four

0:22:33.760 --> 0:22:38.480
<v Speaker 1>three four months ago, it was you know that take

0:22:38.520 --> 0:22:41.800
<v Speaker 1>your seven months minus three four months. It was still

0:22:41.840 --> 0:22:44.480
<v Speaker 1>fresh and new exactly. It was three months old at

0:22:44.520 --> 0:22:47.800
<v Speaker 1>that point, which again, did you did you mention that, hey,

0:22:47.840 --> 0:22:50.760
<v Speaker 1>it's fresh and new. Well, I don't know where it's going.

0:22:50.960 --> 0:22:53.399
<v Speaker 1>So how would she know? Now you're asking three months

0:22:53.400 --> 0:22:56.360
<v Speaker 1>four months before the wedding, Hey, add another table at

0:22:56.359 --> 0:22:58.600
<v Speaker 1>the table, just add one more chair. No, no, I

0:22:58.680 --> 0:23:00.800
<v Speaker 1>mentioned it then, So I mean I'll just see what

0:23:00.840 --> 0:23:02.520
<v Speaker 1>she does. I mean, i'll read you the text messages

0:23:02.560 --> 0:23:04.280
<v Speaker 1>if you'd like. No, I'm okay. I don't need to

0:23:04.280 --> 0:23:06.000
<v Speaker 1>be read the text messages. Well, I don't know. Maybe

0:23:06.000 --> 0:23:07.880
<v Speaker 1>it was funny. I'm save it for the reunion. It'll

0:23:07.880 --> 0:23:10.000
<v Speaker 1>be fine. Hold on, let me put on my glasses.

0:23:10.040 --> 0:23:12.800
<v Speaker 1>I just got them upgrades. Hold on, well, we'll be

0:23:12.800 --> 0:23:23.439
<v Speaker 1>back right after this again. Oh wow, okay, thank you.

0:23:23.560 --> 0:23:29.960
<v Speaker 1>We'll be back and we're back. Did you find your text? Yeah? Yeah,

0:23:29.960 --> 0:23:35.680
<v Speaker 1>I did so. She asked for my address on March fourteenth. Okay,

0:23:36.040 --> 0:23:39.720
<v Speaker 1>I sent her the address On March twenty fifth, I wrote,

0:23:39.800 --> 0:23:41.840
<v Speaker 1>got it you, dick, which means I must have gotten

0:23:41.880 --> 0:23:45.640
<v Speaker 1>the save the day, Yes, I said, also looking back

0:23:45.640 --> 0:23:47.159
<v Speaker 1>at our text. Did I not tell you that I

0:23:47.200 --> 0:23:50.520
<v Speaker 1>have an amazing girlfriend since the end of December? She said,

0:23:50.520 --> 0:23:53.439
<v Speaker 1>I did not know that. I said, Jersey girl, and

0:23:53.480 --> 0:23:57.040
<v Speaker 1>she's effing amazing. So she hearted that and I didn't

0:23:57.080 --> 0:24:00.320
<v Speaker 1>say anything. I didn't say anything whatever. So she wrote

0:24:00.359 --> 0:24:03.800
<v Speaker 1>that they're only inviting people who are in relationships, so

0:24:04.240 --> 0:24:07.159
<v Speaker 1>no one got a plus one and a guest. We

0:24:07.200 --> 0:24:08.919
<v Speaker 1>would have addressed it to her. I don't know. I

0:24:08.920 --> 0:24:13.040
<v Speaker 1>don't know exactly what she said. Anyway, she said, I'll

0:24:13.040 --> 0:24:16.119
<v Speaker 1>add her to the list. What's her name? So I mean,

0:24:16.200 --> 0:24:17.119
<v Speaker 1>I guess you know.

0:24:17.760 --> 0:24:22.479
<v Speaker 2>So then this whole past five minutes of talking to you,

0:24:22.480 --> 0:24:23.080
<v Speaker 2>you didn't.

0:24:22.880 --> 0:24:25.679
<v Speaker 1>Read the text, right, I forgot that part. And then

0:24:25.680 --> 0:24:27.879
<v Speaker 1>I wrote, not at all? Why I mentioned it to you,

0:24:27.880 --> 0:24:31.600
<v Speaker 1>you dick? And she said, lol, yes it is Scott. Okay,

0:24:31.720 --> 0:24:34.200
<v Speaker 1>yes that is one hundred percent. Why you mentioned it?

0:24:34.440 --> 0:24:37.760
<v Speaker 1>Are you crazy? I wrote, no, asshole. You and I

0:24:37.800 --> 0:24:40.280
<v Speaker 1>talk about this shit, and I see I never told you.

0:24:40.359 --> 0:24:43.919
<v Speaker 1>Why would you know you brought it up? Why would you? Again?

0:24:44.320 --> 0:24:49.280
<v Speaker 1>You are crazy. She's coincidental, she's asking, she's telling you, Oh, oh,

0:24:49.320 --> 0:24:51.359
<v Speaker 1>I got the RSVP. This is so nice, This is

0:24:51.359 --> 0:24:53.720
<v Speaker 1>so sweet. Yeah, it's so sweet. I'm in a relationship. Now,

0:24:53.760 --> 0:24:56.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm in a relationship. Hey, hey, she's amazing. I'm in

0:24:56.320 --> 0:24:59.800
<v Speaker 1>a relationship. I love her. We're great. You clearly did

0:24:59.800 --> 0:25:01.879
<v Speaker 1>it to get the plus one? No, No, I just

0:25:01.960 --> 0:25:03.359
<v Speaker 1>I hadn't spoken to her for a while and I

0:25:03.359 --> 0:25:04.240
<v Speaker 1>wanted to make sure she knew it.

0:25:04.280 --> 0:25:06.919
<v Speaker 2>So at the time that you're asking about rsvping, you

0:25:06.960 --> 0:25:09.080
<v Speaker 2>bring up that you have a girlfriend. You did it

0:25:09.119 --> 0:25:14.040
<v Speaker 2>to get the plus one, which is fine to Carlo's points, Yes,

0:25:14.320 --> 0:25:16.280
<v Speaker 2>you should have told her in December if you're really

0:25:16.320 --> 0:25:18.200
<v Speaker 2>that close and you talk about these types of things,

0:25:18.280 --> 0:25:22.199
<v Speaker 2>But you waited until conversation was initiated to insert that

0:25:22.280 --> 0:25:24.280
<v Speaker 2>you are in a relationship and will need a plus

0:25:24.320 --> 0:25:25.439
<v Speaker 2>one to their wedding.

0:25:25.640 --> 0:25:27.159
<v Speaker 1>Do you miss see this? When did we all go

0:25:27.200 --> 0:25:28.720
<v Speaker 1>out for that lunch in Jersey that I went to?

0:25:28.840 --> 0:25:32.679
<v Speaker 1>Were you there? Yes? That was in December? Okay, so

0:25:32.800 --> 0:25:34.640
<v Speaker 1>all right, so I wouldn't I did not. This had

0:25:34.680 --> 0:25:37.840
<v Speaker 1>not occurred yet in December. Yes, this nothing was mentioned.

0:25:37.880 --> 0:25:39.280
<v Speaker 1>Point nothing was mentioned.

0:25:39.560 --> 0:25:42.320
<v Speaker 2>So again, if you were that close, you would text

0:25:42.400 --> 0:25:45.800
<v Speaker 2>between December and March when she's asking for the address,

0:25:46.040 --> 0:25:48.480
<v Speaker 2>and then a week later when you get the save

0:25:48.560 --> 0:25:51.560
<v Speaker 2>the date like it clicks, you know what I'm saying, like, Hey,

0:25:52.280 --> 0:25:54.200
<v Speaker 2>just oh I'm and I'm in a relationship too.

0:25:54.240 --> 0:25:55.960
<v Speaker 1>Now this is great. We're so home. Did it click?

0:25:56.040 --> 0:25:57.719
<v Speaker 1>It clicked that when she sent me to save the date,

0:25:57.720 --> 0:25:59.440
<v Speaker 1>that's when it clicked. Yes, But you trying to cover

0:25:59.520 --> 0:26:01.800
<v Speaker 1>for it by then being like no, no, no, that's

0:26:01.800 --> 0:26:03.600
<v Speaker 1>not why I said it. I just want you to

0:26:03.640 --> 0:26:07.480
<v Speaker 1>know I'm happy right now. No, everyone can see through it. No,

0:26:07.560 --> 0:26:11.240
<v Speaker 1>that's it at all. It was just bad timing. Okay, okay,

0:26:11.680 --> 0:26:15.600
<v Speaker 1>totally totally just coincidental, weird bad timing. Like it's not

0:26:15.640 --> 0:26:17.000
<v Speaker 1>even nice anymore for me to go to the beach.

0:26:17.040 --> 0:26:19.359
<v Speaker 1>You ruined everything? How did I ruin everything?

0:26:19.359 --> 0:26:22.040
<v Speaker 2>You're the one who ate expired tomato sauce and expired

0:26:22.600 --> 0:26:25.480
<v Speaker 2>cheese on your own pasta. Who knows what's gonna happen

0:26:25.600 --> 0:26:26.119
<v Speaker 2>when we hang up.

0:26:26.119 --> 0:26:30.440
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna explode on the toilet with your two wet,

0:26:30.960 --> 0:26:34.280
<v Speaker 1>disgusting toilet paper rolls that you douse in water and

0:26:34.320 --> 0:26:36.879
<v Speaker 1>then smack up your buttthole. Well here, I have a

0:26:36.880 --> 0:26:38.720
<v Speaker 1>sink right next to the toilet. So home is great.

0:26:39.920 --> 0:26:43.280
<v Speaker 1>Home is easy. Okay again, just get a bidet. We'll

0:26:43.320 --> 0:26:45.840
<v Speaker 1>fix everything. Why I don't want water spring in my butt?

0:26:45.840 --> 0:26:47.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand. On the toy it's one thing if

0:26:47.600 --> 0:26:49.119
<v Speaker 1>you're in the shower But why would you want it

0:26:49.119 --> 0:26:51.400
<v Speaker 1>when you're on a toilet because you can't why it's

0:26:51.400 --> 0:26:54.320
<v Speaker 1>on demand? It gets in your pants. It doesn't get

0:26:54.359 --> 0:26:56.880
<v Speaker 1>in your pant do you how high do you keep

0:26:56.880 --> 0:27:00.520
<v Speaker 1>your pants when you're doing your business? You kick? What

0:27:00.560 --> 0:27:04.120
<v Speaker 1>are you talking about? You can't completely dry your whole ass?

0:27:04.400 --> 0:27:07.720
<v Speaker 1>How do you dry it? Because after you wet, then

0:27:07.800 --> 0:27:09.880
<v Speaker 1>you get the paper towel. The goal is that you're

0:27:09.920 --> 0:27:12.240
<v Speaker 1>just cleaning everything so that when you finally do do

0:27:12.320 --> 0:27:16.639
<v Speaker 1>the toilet paper, there's nothing on it. It's everywhere. It

0:27:16.920 --> 0:27:21.720
<v Speaker 1>sprays in the toilet bowls. You're bunts. It doesn't spray

0:27:21.800 --> 0:27:24.320
<v Speaker 1>up your But what are you talking about? It's more

0:27:24.359 --> 0:27:26.960
<v Speaker 1>disgusting to get a dry ass piece of toilet paper

0:27:27.160 --> 0:27:30.520
<v Speaker 1>and then wipe. That's insane because then you're just smearing

0:27:30.720 --> 0:27:33.600
<v Speaker 1>the other way you're doing something when it's clean, You're crazy.

0:27:33.680 --> 0:27:36.400
<v Speaker 1>This has been a proven method. Hygiene is better when

0:27:36.440 --> 0:27:38.600
<v Speaker 1>you use it by day by who the bidet companies?

0:27:39.160 --> 0:27:41.760
<v Speaker 1>But oh so now you're going against big bidet. I'm

0:27:41.800 --> 0:27:45.359
<v Speaker 1>not doing that the big bidet companies. Okay, you really

0:27:45.400 --> 0:27:50.159
<v Speaker 1>leaned into Country Bumpkin way too much. Now my stress

0:27:50.240 --> 0:27:52.280
<v Speaker 1>level is up wood. How about that I'm on the

0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:55.639
<v Speaker 1>farm and just poop in the field. Okay, natural fertilizer.

0:27:55.680 --> 0:28:01.120
<v Speaker 1>Wos that's right, so so rugged all terrain. Scott come here,

0:28:01.880 --> 0:28:03.320
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't care. For a second, I thought you had

0:28:03.320 --> 0:28:05.880
<v Speaker 1>a cat, and then I realized it was Sawyer. Look, Luke,

0:28:05.880 --> 0:28:09.919
<v Speaker 1>who's here? It's Andy? Come here? Hi Sawyer? Oh look, oh,

0:28:10.000 --> 0:28:12.159
<v Speaker 1>look at it. He doesn't want to. Just so you know,

0:28:12.359 --> 0:28:15.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna committed relationship. So can I get an invitation

0:28:16.040 --> 0:28:19.360
<v Speaker 1>to your wedding? He knows, he knows, he knows all.

0:28:20.119 --> 0:28:23.160
<v Speaker 1>I think you just got an ear infection. My sister

0:28:23.280 --> 0:28:27.200
<v Speaker 1>is a double ear infection. Really does she swim? No?

0:28:27.320 --> 0:28:28.720
<v Speaker 1>So I don't know how she got it. It seems

0:28:28.760 --> 0:28:31.280
<v Speaker 1>like such a young kid thing. And so I'm a

0:28:31.320 --> 0:28:33.560
<v Speaker 1>little confused as she got a double ear infection. But

0:28:34.119 --> 0:28:36.440
<v Speaker 1>a last here we are. Okay, I'm gonna let him go.

0:28:36.880 --> 0:28:38.400
<v Speaker 1>You go down. I'm gonna ride to the beach and

0:28:38.440 --> 0:28:39.880
<v Speaker 1>then I'm gonna jump in the pool and it's gonna

0:28:39.920 --> 0:28:41.640
<v Speaker 1>be a beautiful day. Ask me my butt in the

0:28:41.680 --> 0:28:45.240
<v Speaker 1>pool because it's all water. Okay.

0:28:45.400 --> 0:28:48.720
<v Speaker 2>See, if you don't here's the thing. If you don't

0:28:48.800 --> 0:28:50.800
<v Speaker 2>use a bidet and you're just using a dry ass

0:28:50.800 --> 0:28:54.120
<v Speaker 2>piece of toilet paper and then you're leaving. Guess what,

0:28:54.240 --> 0:28:56.760
<v Speaker 2>you still probably have scharticles all over. But if I

0:28:56.800 --> 0:29:00.320
<v Speaker 2>what if I use a bidet powerwash the inside boom,

0:29:00.360 --> 0:29:03.200
<v Speaker 2>it's a clean butthole. Then I wipe the toilet paper,

0:29:03.360 --> 0:29:05.440
<v Speaker 2>nothing is there. So I would trust someone with a

0:29:05.440 --> 0:29:09.120
<v Speaker 2>bidet going into a pool to not have disgusting pupicles

0:29:09.160 --> 0:29:09.960
<v Speaker 2>all over you.

0:29:10.080 --> 0:29:12.560
<v Speaker 1>On the other hand, ninety nine percent of the population

0:29:12.640 --> 0:29:15.360
<v Speaker 1>does not have a bidet or want to use one again,

0:29:15.520 --> 0:29:18.240
<v Speaker 1>because for some reason, in America it's well, that's gay

0:29:18.320 --> 0:29:21.280
<v Speaker 1>if I spray water up my butthole. But in every

0:29:21.280 --> 0:29:24.120
<v Speaker 1>other country in Asia, they have bidets, and guess what

0:29:24.880 --> 0:29:32.280
<v Speaker 1>health like actual health, it's cleaner. It is cleaner to

0:29:32.480 --> 0:29:34.560
<v Speaker 1>do that than to do what we do here. It

0:29:34.640 --> 0:29:40.520
<v Speaker 1>makes no sense. So Scott, I will send you numerous

0:29:40.560 --> 0:29:42.440
<v Speaker 1>reports over the research. I want to see the research.

0:29:42.600 --> 0:29:44.920
<v Speaker 1>I will happily send you the research. Scott, give me

0:29:44.960 --> 0:29:48.880
<v Speaker 1>the research from the bidet companies. I want to see it. Okay, yeah,

0:29:50.680 --> 0:29:53.480
<v Speaker 1>you all right, I'm trying. I'm trying to be okay.

0:29:53.560 --> 0:29:55.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh your volume's gone. I'm trying to be okay, but

0:29:55.960 --> 0:29:59.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm struggling. Okay, we might let's end this. Yes, thank

0:29:59.480 --> 0:30:01.640
<v Speaker 1>you for listening to Bowl Chat. This is the sister

0:30:01.680 --> 0:30:04.440
<v Speaker 1>podcast to Serial Killers. That's where we eat cereal. Then

0:30:04.480 --> 0:30:07.000
<v Speaker 1>that comes out our butt and we clean it. Okay,

0:30:07.160 --> 0:30:11.280
<v Speaker 1>that's on Mondays. Great cool, Love you guys, Hope you

0:30:11.320 --> 0:30:14.560
<v Speaker 1>are having a wonderful day and we'll speak to you

0:30:15.280 --> 0:30:18.720
<v Speaker 1>hopefully again soon on a bull chat on Monday. Yeah,

0:30:18.760 --> 0:30:21.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't I got nothing to clink in here because

0:30:21.120 --> 0:30:25.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't bring any spoons. Maybe just a ow. That's

0:30:25.480 --> 0:30:31.840
<v Speaker 1>annoying too, Now stop, maybe try this there? Follow us

0:30:32.280 --> 0:30:34.880
<v Speaker 1>on Serial Killers, PC on it. It's our outro music.

0:30:34.920 --> 0:30:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Isn't this fun? Yeah? So that wraps up another ball

0:30:38.320 --> 0:30:40.400
<v Speaker 1>chat for us. Thanks so much for joining, guys. We

0:30:40.520 --> 0:30:42.920
<v Speaker 1>love you so much. Thanks of Sporting Pod. Make sure

0:30:42.960 --> 0:30:46.040
<v Speaker 1>you like, share, review, and subscribe whatever you get your podcasts.

0:30:47.240 --> 0:30:50.480
<v Speaker 1>Thanks again. Scott's about to go for a back ride

0:30:50.600 --> 0:30:55.400
<v Speaker 1>until next time. Say clink, Scott clink Andy, Ah, let

0:30:55.400 --> 0:30:57.400
<v Speaker 1>me click this ah yeah.

0:30:57.640 --> 0:30:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Now if this is the outro music, then it would

0:31:00.120 --> 0:31:01.680
<v Speaker 2>have to be like shots of the episode.

0:31:02.400 --> 0:31:03.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't hear it.

0:31:03.200 --> 0:31:05.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, well I hear it on my end. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>We love you guys keep things by.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, should I have on headphones? Okay? Probably anyway, love you,

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<v Speaker 1>bye bye,