Speaker 1: Hey, Andrew, Hi Scott. Oh did you even turn my
Speaker 1: video on? Yeah? That would be fun. Okay, well, oh sorry,
Speaker 1: I was just about to go for a bike ride
Speaker 1: and you're like, hey, let's record. What a reveal. Wow
Speaker 1: that was exciting. Thank you for that. Sorry, sorry, well,
Speaker 1: I mean hello, it's a beautiful day here in the
Speaker 1: New York Metropolitan area. ANDREWA, do you want to record?
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, dude, it's ninety degrees out, it's sunny
Speaker 1: and beautiful.
Speaker 2: Because every time I'm sorry, every time I say that
Speaker 2: I want to record, all of a sudden, no, you're.
Speaker 1: The person who's like, oh really no, I can't. I
Speaker 1: gotta go. Sorry. Remember I'm sorry that you live in
Speaker 1: the concrete jungle there and you have nothing to do.
Speaker 1: But it's it's eleven twenty am on Thursday, June nineteenth.
Speaker 1: What you were making it seem like, I'm asking you.
Speaker 1: You said five pm is when you can do it.
Speaker 1: I'm as I want to go out at.
Speaker 2: Eleven thirty, which is technically within working areasone though we're
Speaker 2: all technically off today.
Speaker 1: It's this is going to take fifteen twenty minutes. That's
Speaker 1: all I was asking. I worked this morning. I worked
Speaker 1: the morning and now I want to get on a
Speaker 1: bike and ride to the beach.
Speaker 2: Yes, and you willn't fifteen twenty minutes. That's reasonable. Okay,
Speaker 2: how was your day going? I mean it was great
Speaker 2: until you texted me. Oh really, So you think the
Speaker 2: listeners are a burden? Then interesting?
Speaker 1: No, I think you are a burden. I want them
Speaker 1: to do it. At five o'clock when I got home
Speaker 1: from my day, what are you doing? So I have
Speaker 1: to going out with the kids, the kid the coop?
Speaker 1: Are the kids? All those your Jersey City friends. We're
Speaker 1: gonna go out drinking and puzzle breaks, puzzle breaks, what
Speaker 1: the escape rooms. We're gonna go do crazy things and
Speaker 1: climb on stuff. We're gonna drink and do puzzle breaks
Speaker 1: and what was the other one? Climb things. You're gonna
Speaker 1: go climb on things and do do outdoorsy extreme things
Speaker 1: at five o'clock tonight. Well, I'm trying to you know,
Speaker 1: that's that's my time where I'm home. That's I guess,
Speaker 1: not your witching hour. Well we have opposite lives, man, Yeah, kids, everything,
Speaker 1: that's right. Kids. So you're gonna go ask you this.
Speaker 1: So as soon as we're done with this. It's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: What do you do? Just sit there and like watch TV.
Speaker 2: I'm probably gonna do my peloton. Need to get that in.
Speaker 2: Want to do at least a forty five minute ride
Speaker 2: right then afterwards, Who knows, I might go down and
Speaker 2: see my sister today. Luna just got a haircut, so
Speaker 2: she's gonna be super snuggly and adorable. It's like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, I might go outside for a little bit,
Speaker 2: go for a nice little walk.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is this is like the first beautiful
Speaker 1: sunny day in a long time. We've had so much rain,
Speaker 1: and I want to go use the day. And you are.
Speaker 1: I mean, but if you're done by eleven forty five ish,
Speaker 1: you still have five solid hours and knowing you, you're
Speaker 1: gonna hit the sand and in two seconds you'll be like,
Speaker 1: it's hot. Oh my god, I'm so hot. I gotta go. No,
Speaker 1: I love it. I sit there all day as long
Speaker 1: as there's no green flies. They suck. So you're a
Speaker 1: country bumpkin with a beach heart. That's interesting. Country bumpkins
Speaker 1: like the beach. Yeah. I love that you now consider
Speaker 1: yourself a country bumpkin. I cannot you said it. I'm
Speaker 1: not a country bumpkin. I'm a suburb guy who just
Speaker 1: happens to also like the country and your beach. You
Speaker 1: like all climates, your all terrain, all terrain, Scott, that
Speaker 1: should be your name. That's great. Well, I'm actually I'm
Speaker 1: glad that we have this time because I need this
Speaker 1: time for my stomach to decide whether it's going to
Speaker 1: get sick or not. Because I just was having lunch
Speaker 1: when you texted me, and I had some leftover pasta
Speaker 1: and I found a jar of sauce in my closet
Speaker 1: that I put on said pasta. It was a jar,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Someone brought it up to the radio
Speaker 1: station a couple of weeks ago, maybe even two three
Speaker 1: months at this point, some local local guy that makes sauce.
Speaker 1: And I'm realizing now that it's been When I opened it,
Speaker 1: it didn't go, you know, it didn't pop, So I'm
Speaker 1: realizing now, and I read it it's a keep refrigerated.
Speaker 1: I think it was like fresh sauce, and it was
Speaker 1: supposed to be in the refrigerator all this time. So
Speaker 1: when I ate it, it was like really tangy in a
Speaker 1: city Acidy and I think I might get some sort
Speaker 1: of a stomach upset now or die? Yeah, those are
Speaker 1: two valid options. Quick question. Yeah, was this sauce the
Speaker 1: one that had my name on it? No? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it wasn't that. That's good saucey buying the supermarket has
Speaker 1: sealed and everything. I don't know about this other one.
Speaker 1: Then some local guy like made this and brought it
Speaker 1: and stopped a label with his face on it and
Speaker 1: brought it up. And there was a bunch of them,
Speaker 1: and I took one of them, and I just I
Speaker 1: didn't know. I put it in my closet and the
Speaker 1: label literally says keep refrigerated. That's interesting, not after opening,
Speaker 1: just like always, so I'm going to get sick. What
Speaker 1: did you have? Did you just have like pasta with
Speaker 1: red sauce? Yeah, and a little bit of cheese, which
Speaker 1: was probably also bad because it's aid January twenty fifth
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 2: So you just gave yourself an expired lunch pretty much,
Speaker 2: so you poisoned yourself.
Speaker 1: I did it was nice knowing you. Wow. Okay, I
Speaker 1: guess I gotta be on the hunt for a new
Speaker 1: co host. You should do that anyway, Actually, why Okay,
Speaker 1: you're so busy. Now you're just done. No, you're so busy.
Speaker 2: I try and record bull chats for the listeners, and
Speaker 2: it's oh, gott, I gotta go. I'm busy from eleven
Speaker 2: thirty until at least six thirty for the next five days.
Speaker 1: Let's not have twenty five minutes here of just complaining
Speaker 1: and whatever. No, I can cur So what else is new?
Speaker 1: What are you doing on your vacation? Well, with that, kids,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm actually taking off now. The show is
Speaker 1: off for two weeks, so I'm going to take off
Speaker 1: for the full two weeks. But I have no vacation
Speaker 1: planned because, you know, kids, both of them are still
Speaker 1: I mean, my older one is pretty much done even
Speaker 1: you know, it's just testing now and whatnot. She doesn't
Speaker 1: have to do any of that because she's graduating. But
Speaker 1: my little one is still in school until June twenty seventh,
Speaker 1: like it goes to almost the end of June and
Speaker 1: then immediately starts camp right after that. So, you know,
Speaker 1: kids and all, I can't really go anywhere. There's no
Speaker 1: time to go anywhere. Maybe I'll do like a little
Speaker 1: weekend get away with the girlfriend or something. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but you know, we've got graduations coming up, and it's
Speaker 1: just there's a lot a lot going on. So I'm
Speaker 1: actually gonna use the two weeks probably to get the
Speaker 1: house in order, which I've been trying to do for
Speaker 1: months and years. So I'm just gonna take one room
Speaker 1: at a time a day and just do what I
Speaker 1: need to do. Are agreeing garbage bagging it, and just
Speaker 1: getting rid of a ton of stuff. Well that's the thing.
Speaker 1: I'm probably just gonna move things from one room to
Speaker 1: another because you know, I don't get rid of things.
Speaker 2: So well, if you have any clothes that you want
Speaker 2: to get rid of, put them in garbage bags and
Speaker 2: then they could donate them for you.
Speaker 1: I have them, but let's talk about that for just
Speaker 1: a moment. Oh boy, So closed donation is always kind
Speaker 1: of a weary thing for me, because I'm totally cool
Speaker 1: with closed donation if somebody is going to go wear it, like,
Speaker 1: if someone's gonna wear it and you know, make use
Speaker 1: of it and it's gonna do good, then yes. But
Speaker 1: if it's gonna go like in one of those bins
Speaker 1: and they either use it for rags or they sell
Speaker 1: it to first of all, so I discovered a store,
Speaker 1: okay that it seems to me as if when these
Speaker 1: bin okay, so, when these drop bins are full, basically
Speaker 1: the owners of the bins will just sell the stuff
Speaker 1: by the pound to whoever and they do whatever they
Speaker 1: want with it, and then they just take that money
Speaker 1: as the donation for whatever organization the bin is for.
Speaker 1: So I found a store that actually just eyes all
Speaker 1: that stuff by the pound and they put it on
Speaker 1: racks and it's in a store and it's insane. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: but we found a lot of really cool stuff there.
Speaker 1: But it's also nuts that it was all just donations
Speaker 1: and now this for profit store is just making money
Speaker 1: off of it. But I guess that's just kind of
Speaker 1: how this system works. It doesn't necessarily go the clothing
Speaker 1: doesn't go to people that need it, the money from
Speaker 1: the clothing does, and then now a store, a thrift
Speaker 1: type store, is now selling it just to you know,
Speaker 1: the average man like you and me. So, you know,
Speaker 1: there was racks and racks and racks of obviously donated clothing.
Speaker 1: There's some really cool finds in there that there's lots
Speaker 1: of vintage stuff and Cooper got three Lululemon sweatshirts or
Speaker 1: like ten bucks apiece. So I mean that was a
Speaker 1: pretty good find. But you know, and can we talk
Speaker 1: about vintage. I'm sorry that I'm just going all over
Speaker 1: the place. But so I was at some all in
Speaker 1: New Jersey. I was in a mall in New Jersey.
Speaker 1: That's the deal with vintage. Yeah, So what was I
Speaker 1: something square rivers, some kind of square them all. They
Speaker 1: had the Houstons there. So we went for lunch at
Speaker 1: the Houston's. Okay, first of all, all right, we'll get
Speaker 1: back to Houston's anyway. So we went into this store
Speaker 1: because it looked like they had some cool old ish things,
Speaker 1: and there were some like old video games and whatnot.
Speaker 1: And then they have a clothing section which is T shirts,
Speaker 1: which our T shirts basically that I have in my attic.
Speaker 1: And the woman says to me, oh, these are all
Speaker 1: vintage eighties, nineties and two thousands. Here's my card if
Speaker 1: you have any of it. You know, we buy this stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm like, vintage, Like, nineties isn't vintage? Is it? No?
Speaker 1: It is? Sadly it is nineties is vintage now? Like
Speaker 1: if you listen to classic rock, they play nineties songs now. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know the classic rock station plays Green Day and stuff.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's depressing for me to me. To me, vintage is
Speaker 2: the sixties, that's vintage. It seems like that.
Speaker 1: I mean, even early two thousands is reaching that point
Speaker 1: where it's becoming vintage, like Y two K is now
Speaker 1: a fashion style wow, which is again depressing for me
Speaker 1: being thirty four and seeing things that I grew up
Speaker 1: with now being considered old vintage. I guess it's a
Speaker 1: plus that I am a hoarder and my attic is
Speaker 1: full of all my nineties and early two thousands T shirts.
Speaker 1: I can probably open my own store, but I could
Speaker 1: also sell them off to a vintage store.
Speaker 2: Now, let me tell you something that I don't think
Speaker 2: it's gonna be anything. I think this is the Beanie
Speaker 2: Bee bubble all over again. I don't think anything that
Speaker 2: we have from that time period is actually worth anything.
Speaker 2: And you're gonna go to a thrift store and be like,
Speaker 2: want these T shirts, and they're gonna be like, here's
Speaker 2: a five dollars store credit, or here's a seven thousand
Speaker 2: dollars store credit. Here's your five dollars if you want
Speaker 2: it for cash instead.
Speaker 1: But but like, so my older daughter will go through
Speaker 1: my T shirts and be like, oh, this one's so
Speaker 1: cool and take it and like cut the neck out
Speaker 1: of it and now it's hers, you know, like I have.
Speaker 1: I had a T shirt with like the old Pepsi
Speaker 1: logo on it. It's like, oh my god, that's so cool.
Speaker 1: And she took it because I didn't want to wear
Speaker 1: it anymore because it was really big. But these kids
Speaker 1: love big giant things, and you know, cut the neck
Speaker 1: out of it and now it's like a night shirt.
Speaker 1: It's just it's interesting. Hmmm. So I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna think I'm gonna go through my things because I
Speaker 1: need room in the attic. The attic is just full.
Speaker 1: That's the dumping ground, you know. When I want to
Speaker 1: get rid of stuff on the main level, either goes
Speaker 1: up in the attic or down in the basement. I
Speaker 1: don't throw anything out. I fear your your attic may
Speaker 1: collapse with all the stuff that you have up there.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of cool stuff there.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you say that, but the more you keep
Speaker 2: putting up there, the more or sorry, the less space
Speaker 2: there is.
Speaker 1: And at some point, I just don't know if the
Speaker 1: floorboards can hold numerous boxes that you have up there.
Speaker 1: It is a museum. Imagine if you were able to
Speaker 1: clear it out and make it like an actual other room.
Speaker 1: That's what I always wanted as a kid. I always
Speaker 1: wanted an attic bedroom. I was like, that's so freaking cool. Wow.
Speaker 1: But then you get to.
Speaker 2: The logistics of it, because every TV show I feel
Speaker 2: like in the early two thousands like that I would
Speaker 2: grow up with. You always had like a cool either
Speaker 2: basement bedroom or an attic bedroom. But it just isn't.
Speaker 2: Now that I'm older, I'm like, where's the insulation? How
Speaker 2: are you gonna get air up there? Or down there?
Speaker 1: Get like Phonsie lived above the garage. That's kind of cool, yes, a,
Speaker 1: but I mean the attic. Most attics are not climbing
Speaker 1: controlled or finished for that matter. No, take one one
Speaker 1: false step and you're through the ceiling. Yes, and there's
Speaker 1: no insulation, so then it gets way too high, and
Speaker 1: then how do you get air up there? That's like
Speaker 1: a whole expensive there. Like the parents must have really
Speaker 1: loved them, is what I'm trying to get at. If
Speaker 1: they built them an entire attic upstairs for them, right, well,
Speaker 1: if I went upstairs right now, it's probably one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifteen degrees up there, and I would die within
Speaker 1: thirty seconds. Yeah, it's like it used to just start
Speaker 1: sweating profusely the moment that in the summertime it is
Speaker 1: so hot. In the winter time it is so cold.
Speaker 1: There's no happy medium. But I mean that's where the
Speaker 1: air conditioning unit is. So I suppose you could just
Speaker 1: like cut a little hole out of one of those
Speaker 1: vent things and just stick a vent cover in it,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, maybe you got air up there.
Speaker 2: I don't know the amount of Like our attic has
Speaker 2: like mouse dropping sometimes and birds up there like ew. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's you know, I think it's because it's an It's
Speaker 2: our house is almost twenty five, twenty six years old,
Speaker 2: Like we lived there for a very long time, so
Speaker 2: you know, you have like things that I guess not
Speaker 2: wear and tear on the house. But you know, but
Speaker 2: sometimes there's birds up there and you could hear them
Speaker 2: like tapping.
Speaker 1: It's very strange. Yeah, I mean my parents' house was
Speaker 1: built in the fifties. Wow, So I mean that it's
Speaker 1: see and they say, I don't know what's that song?
Speaker 1: These bones are good that like older and the bones
Speaker 1: are good the resk so like my older houses have
Speaker 1: better bones and they last a lot longer, but a
Speaker 1: lot more things go wrong within the house, Like my
Speaker 1: dad's always say, hey, so this pipe is leaking, you know,
Speaker 1: and it's just it's always something else. I mean, I
Speaker 1: envisioned at some point probably living in that house because
Speaker 1: they got a really cool backyard, and I don't yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's just like there's so much
Speaker 1: that you're gonna have to repair on an older house.
Speaker 1: And plus they still got the eighties mirrors in the
Speaker 1: bedroom and old the bathroom from the eighties, and I
Speaker 1: just you'd have to redo everything and it just smells
Speaker 1: like old you know. People. Well, well, I feel like
Speaker 1: that this is easy to get out because I don't know,
Speaker 1: I feel like once you get a couple of air fresheners,
Speaker 1: leave the windows opening on a nice fall day, boom,
Speaker 1: everything's not. I'd have to change the toilets. I definitely
Speaker 1: have to change those toilets out, there's no doubt. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I forgot. You have a weird thing about not sitting
Speaker 1: on someone else's toilet. No, it's just a weird thing.
Speaker 1: Because I'm weird. I think I told you, like, if
Speaker 1: I go to my parents' house, I will put toilet
Speaker 1: paper down on the seats, just like at work, but
Speaker 1: like at a hotel. Nope, bare ass. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: That's very strange. And there was last week at work.
Speaker 1: Oh my, I was so tired at like four forty
Speaker 1: five in the morning when I got there, and I
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom as usual, you know, my five
Speaker 1: o'clock bathroom thing. So but I was so tired. I
Speaker 1: went into the bathroom and I just sat down, and
Speaker 1: as soon as I felt the seat, I was like,
Speaker 1: and I jumped. That woke me up. I jumped up
Speaker 1: because I forgot to put the paper the liner down
Speaker 1: And I can't believe I sat bare ass on a
Speaker 1: work toilet seat. Those are so gross. Do you have
Speaker 1: any tushies at your house? I don't. I don't use
Speaker 1: I don't want water right on my butt.
Speaker 2: You need everybody needs a tushy. That to me is
Speaker 2: the most disgusting thing. It's one of those that once
Speaker 2: I realized what it does, it made me then say
Speaker 2: how disgusting we all are here for not doing it.
Speaker 1: It's such as your ass dude, it wets it. I don't.
Speaker 1: It's a simple hygiene trick that everybody should be doing.
Speaker 1: Otherwise you're walking around with disgusting mud butt fix it.
Speaker 1: I don't understand the pa So all I'm doing is
Speaker 1: when it Okay, would you just take a paper towel
Speaker 1: to clean something? Just wipe it over instead of wetting it,
Speaker 1: and it cleans it better. It's water, it doesn't. I
Speaker 1: wet the toilet paper. It's the same thing. Where are
Speaker 1: you wedding the toilet paper? You go to this sink,
Speaker 1: so I wet it in the sink. First. No you don't. No,
Speaker 1: you don't. I swear on my life. So at work
Speaker 1: at five am, your wedding paper towel. So you're you're clenching.
Speaker 1: You're clenching opening up this. No, this is my routine.
Speaker 1: I walk into the bathroom, I put my things down. Okay,
Speaker 1: I go into the bathroom and I take one toilet
Speaker 1: liner and I wipe the seat with it, throw it
Speaker 1: in the toilet. I put a new toilet liner on,
Speaker 1: and I take two bald up pieces of toilet paper.
Speaker 1: I wet them at the sink and I put them
Speaker 1: on the little shelf. So there waiting for me. That
Speaker 1: is insane. You are crazy. That's crazy. You're getting butt wet,
Speaker 1: stopping paper like things, putting them on the shelf, not
Speaker 1: fully wet, just the top part. I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I've been doing it for years. So you are putting
Speaker 1: water up your butt in a sense, that's correct. But
Speaker 1: I'm not spraying it up. Spray is like a powerwasher.
Speaker 1: You're getting rid of all of it, so you're making
Speaker 1: sure there's no remnants. It's so dumb to be doing
Speaker 1: it that way. If I'm sitting there and doing my
Speaker 1: thing and there's one PLoP and I get water spouted
Speaker 1: up up, ah, it's so good. I don't want water
Speaker 1: in my butt. It doesn't belong there except in the
Speaker 1: shower water pool. But water cleans it. You're cleaning, yes,
Speaker 1: it does water, yes, and it's cleaning everything in there.
Speaker 1: So this way, there's nothing left. Goodbye. Let's move on
Speaker 1: to the wedding. The wedding. Yeah, hold on, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? Hold I'm gonna see if this works. We'll
Speaker 1: be back right after this. What am I supposed to make?
Speaker 1: The noise? No, I think it's played on my end.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I played anywhere else. I didn't hear it.
Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this, and we're back. I
Speaker 1: remember that sound, Yeah that I have them all in
Speaker 1: this my stupid band box. Remember when we used to
Speaker 1: use the sounds? Yeah, I have them all here when
Speaker 1: we record from home, which we should definitely do more
Speaker 1: of for bowl chats anyway. Question, what are you blurring out?
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Why can't you just be regular normally?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let me see if I could fix that.
Speaker 1: Can just be a regular human? Why do you get
Speaker 1: a blur background? Okay, let me turn that off. I'm
Speaker 1: in every man. I don't care what I look like.
Speaker 1: That's right. No, I'm in every man. Every man's no filter,
Speaker 1: no filter, that's ever. I've never used a filter in
Speaker 1: my life. You are who you are. And if you
Speaker 1: don't like it, FU, Is that better? That's way better? Okay,
Speaker 1: normal person. It was just portrait lighting. I didn't actually
Speaker 1: have any filter on it. I love the spaceman on
Speaker 1: the subway. That's great. Things. I just I moved my
Speaker 1: couches around. So now look there's six of them. Isn't
Speaker 1: that cool? Is that you? But the problem is that
Speaker 1: see these I bought originally the four big ones, and
Speaker 1: then you better explain it because not everybody's watched. I
Speaker 1: have one, two, three, four big frame spaceman. So then
Speaker 1: when I moved my couch to the other wall, I said, wow,
Speaker 1: let me get two more spacemen. They changed the frames
Speaker 1: without telling me, so then I emailed them and we're like,
Speaker 1: why are they so much smaller? And they said, oh,
Speaker 1: we changed frames because it doesn't damage as much in packaging. Uh.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it does look kind of dumb
Speaker 1: considerably smaller, but I would have just done the and
Speaker 1: then put the two somewhere else. No, because it really
Speaker 1: needed to fill the wall because it's a really big wall.
Speaker 1: But now I have so much more space in my
Speaker 1: apartment and I love it, and I should have had
Speaker 1: it this way the whole time. That's cool, all right,
Speaker 1: So really quick, what I want to talk about before
Speaker 1: we leave you? Right before you and I came on here,
Speaker 1: we were discussing really quick.
Speaker 2: Also, everyone should get a day just to wrap it
Speaker 2: up anyway you go, no, yes, don't be a mud butt,
Speaker 2: get it a day.
Speaker 1: Continue. Okay, So you mentioned Carla, Marie and Anthony before
Speaker 1: we started this podcast. Because I said that you look
Speaker 1: great or something like that. Now, so I'm you asked
Speaker 1: if I was invited to the wedding. I was. I
Speaker 1: got to save the date thing. And the problem is
Speaker 1: that it only came to me. I now have a
Speaker 1: significant other in my life for six or seven months
Speaker 1: at this point, and it's very quite serious. And you know,
Speaker 1: I kind of hinted to Carla that, you know, oh
Speaker 1: got your thing. Hah uh. You know I have a girlfriend,
Speaker 1: you know, And so I just beat around the bush
Speaker 1: a little bit and she's like, are you hinted to
Speaker 1: me that you want a plus one? Because I didn't
Speaker 1: know that you were serious or anything. And I guess
Speaker 1: I'll change it. But I mean, am I a dick
Speaker 1: for asking?
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean wedding etiquette for me is always
Speaker 2: you just do whatever they go with. I would never
Speaker 2: ask the brider groom to make any concessions for me
Speaker 2: because it's their day, not mine. So if I don't
Speaker 2: have one, and also, you know, so many people at
Speaker 2: the wedding, it's not like because I was invited to
Speaker 2: a wedding, but I'm gonna be away. But they gave
Speaker 2: me a plus one because I genuinely wouldn't know anybody.
Speaker 2: But I've also been too invited to weddings where I
Speaker 2: didn't know anybody and didn't get a plus one, and
Speaker 2: was like, well, I don't know if I'm going to
Speaker 2: go to that.
Speaker 1: Because I'm not just gonna try and make friends. It's
Speaker 1: just not who I am as a person. Well, she
Speaker 1: said that she was inviting people plus ones that had
Speaker 1: significant others. I have a significant other. She was unaware
Speaker 1: of that, I think, and so she's kind of like
Speaker 1: on the fence, But I honestly really don't want to
Speaker 1: go without her. So I mean, and you would still go.
Speaker 1: You know everyone there, it doesn't matter. So you're not
Speaker 1: gonna go if you don't get a plus one. Quite possibly,
Speaker 1: that's insane. You've known them for so long, you've known
Speaker 1: no disrespect. I love that you're happy, But you've known
Speaker 1: your current significant other, like you said, for six or
Speaker 1: seven months, you've known them for at least sixteen seventeen years, right,
Speaker 1: So you're gonna choose new over old, because no, there's
Speaker 1: no choosing. I would like to share the happy day
Speaker 1: with my significant other.
Speaker 2: But you're it's not about you sharing it. It's about
Speaker 2: them having the happy day and you celebrating them.
Speaker 1: You see you can. I get it. But also, I'll
Speaker 1: stand my ground. Why would you stand your there's nothing
Speaker 1: to stand your groundover. That's you creating a limitation because
Speaker 1: you want it to be about you. It's about them. No,
Speaker 1: it's not about me. I want them to enjoy their day.
Speaker 1: But I want to enjoy their day with my significant other.
Speaker 1: But but again, you know so many people there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but why should I be excluded there? She said, she's
Speaker 1: inviting people with significant others with a plus one?
Speaker 2: Yes, like Sheldon, let her know that I had one,
Speaker 2: Like Sheldon. Let's just say, who's married to Danielle twenty
Speaker 2: plus years? Or Garrett Nally married how many years? Again,
Speaker 2: I totally get it. Love that you're happy, totally understand.
Speaker 2: But if A she didn't know and b six seven months,
Speaker 2: you can't just not go. That would be insane.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess we'll see what happens. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. You're insane. No, I mean two people go,
Speaker 1: they get a better gift. Right, So now you're saying
Speaker 1: if you don't get invited with a plus one, your
Speaker 1: gift will be less. Uh, obviously because you're gifting for
Speaker 1: two people. If two people are going you dope, this
Speaker 1: seems like a hostage negotiation of what you're trying to
Speaker 1: do to get A plus one and A it's crazy,
Speaker 1: but B it's to be expected, so then it's not crazy.
Speaker 2: No, it definitely. I guess you're right. If if this
Speaker 2: is what it is, I shouldn't expect anything less from you. Well, well,
Speaker 2: I'm happy that you can make someone else's wedding about yourself.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I love that about me. It's not about me, but
Speaker 1: I want to enjoy it for me. It's their happy day,
Speaker 1: but I need to know that I'm going to be
Speaker 1: happy too. Well, I mean, yeah, I should be happy
Speaker 1: as well. We should all be happy in life. That's
Speaker 1: what we work for. We all should be. But on
Speaker 1: their special day, you get it. Look, I was just
Speaker 1: alerting her to the fact that, you know, hi, I'm
Speaker 1: with somebody, so hi. But again when they yeah, because
Speaker 1: when they sent this save the date about like four
Speaker 1: three four months ago, it was you know that take
Speaker 1: your seven months minus three four months. It was still
Speaker 1: fresh and new exactly. It was three months old at
Speaker 1: that point, which again, did you did you mention that, hey,
Speaker 1: it's fresh and new. Well, I don't know where it's going.
Speaker 1: So how would she know? Now you're asking three months
Speaker 1: four months before the wedding, Hey, add another table at
Speaker 1: the table, just add one more chair. No, no, I
Speaker 1: mentioned it then, So I mean I'll just see what
Speaker 1: she does. I mean, i'll read you the text messages
Speaker 1: if you'd like. No, I'm okay. I don't need to
Speaker 1: be read the text messages. Well, I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: it was funny. I'm save it for the reunion. It'll
Speaker 1: be fine. Hold on, let me put on my glasses.
Speaker 1: I just got them upgrades. Hold on, well, we'll be
Speaker 1: back right after this again. Oh wow, okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: We'll be back and we're back. Did you find your text? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did so. She asked for my address on March fourteenth. Okay,
Speaker 1: I sent her the address On March twenty fifth, I wrote,
Speaker 1: got it you, dick, which means I must have gotten
Speaker 1: the save the day, Yes, I said, also looking back
Speaker 1: at our text. Did I not tell you that I
Speaker 1: have an amazing girlfriend since the end of December? She said,
Speaker 1: I did not know that. I said, Jersey girl, and
Speaker 1: she's effing amazing. So she hearted that and I didn't
Speaker 1: say anything. I didn't say anything whatever. So she wrote
Speaker 1: that they're only inviting people who are in relationships, so
Speaker 1: no one got a plus one and a guest. We
Speaker 1: would have addressed it to her. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know exactly what she said. Anyway, she said, I'll
Speaker 1: add her to the list. What's her name? So I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess you know.
Speaker 2: So then this whole past five minutes of talking to you,
Speaker 2: you didn't.
Speaker 1: Read the text, right, I forgot that part. And then
Speaker 1: I wrote, not at all? Why I mentioned it to you,
Speaker 1: you dick? And she said, lol, yes it is Scott. Okay,
Speaker 1: yes that is one hundred percent. Why you mentioned it?
Speaker 1: Are you crazy? I wrote, no, asshole. You and I
Speaker 1: talk about this shit, and I see I never told you.
Speaker 1: Why would you know you brought it up? Why would you? Again?
Speaker 1: You are crazy. She's coincidental, she's asking, she's telling you, Oh, oh,
Speaker 1: I got the RSVP. This is so nice, This is
Speaker 1: so sweet. Yeah, it's so sweet. I'm in a relationship. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm in a relationship. Hey, hey, she's amazing. I'm in
Speaker 1: a relationship. I love her. We're great. You clearly did
Speaker 1: it to get the plus one? No, No, I just
Speaker 1: I hadn't spoken to her for a while and I
Speaker 1: wanted to make sure she knew it.
Speaker 2: So at the time that you're asking about rsvping, you
Speaker 2: bring up that you have a girlfriend. You did it
Speaker 2: to get the plus one, which is fine to Carlo's points, Yes,
Speaker 2: you should have told her in December if you're really
Speaker 2: that close and you talk about these types of things,
Speaker 2: But you waited until conversation was initiated to insert that
Speaker 2: you are in a relationship and will need a plus
Speaker 2: one to their wedding.
Speaker 1: Do you miss see this? When did we all go
Speaker 1: out for that lunch in Jersey that I went to?
Speaker 1: Were you there? Yes? That was in December? Okay, so
Speaker 1: all right, so I wouldn't I did not. This had
Speaker 1: not occurred yet in December. Yes, this nothing was mentioned.
Speaker 1: Point nothing was mentioned.
Speaker 2: So again, if you were that close, you would text
Speaker 2: between December and March when she's asking for the address,
Speaker 2: and then a week later when you get the save
Speaker 2: the date like it clicks, you know what I'm saying, like, Hey,
Speaker 2: just oh I'm and I'm in a relationship too.
Speaker 1: Now this is great. We're so home. Did it click?
Speaker 1: It clicked that when she sent me to save the date,
Speaker 1: that's when it clicked. Yes, But you trying to cover
Speaker 1: for it by then being like no, no, no, that's
Speaker 1: not why I said it. I just want you to
Speaker 1: know I'm happy right now. No, everyone can see through it. No,
Speaker 1: that's it at all. It was just bad timing. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: totally totally just coincidental, weird bad timing. Like it's not
Speaker 1: even nice anymore for me to go to the beach.
Speaker 1: You ruined everything? How did I ruin everything?
Speaker 2: You're the one who ate expired tomato sauce and expired
Speaker 2: cheese on your own pasta. Who knows what's gonna happen
Speaker 2: when we hang up.
Speaker 1: You're gonna explode on the toilet with your two wet,
Speaker 1: disgusting toilet paper rolls that you douse in water and
Speaker 1: then smack up your buttthole. Well here, I have a
Speaker 1: sink right next to the toilet. So home is great.
Speaker 1: Home is easy. Okay again, just get a bidet. We'll
Speaker 1: fix everything. Why I don't want water spring in my butt?
Speaker 1: I don't understand. On the toy it's one thing if
Speaker 1: you're in the shower But why would you want it
Speaker 1: when you're on a toilet because you can't why it's
Speaker 1: on demand? It gets in your pants. It doesn't get
Speaker 1: in your pant do you how high do you keep
Speaker 1: your pants when you're doing your business? You kick? What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? You can't completely dry your whole ass?
Speaker 1: How do you dry it? Because after you wet, then
Speaker 1: you get the paper towel. The goal is that you're
Speaker 1: just cleaning everything so that when you finally do do
Speaker 1: the toilet paper, there's nothing on it. It's everywhere. It
Speaker 1: sprays in the toilet bowls. You're bunts. It doesn't spray
Speaker 1: up your But what are you talking about? It's more
Speaker 1: disgusting to get a dry ass piece of toilet paper
Speaker 1: and then wipe. That's insane because then you're just smearing
Speaker 1: the other way you're doing something when it's clean, You're crazy.
Speaker 1: This has been a proven method. Hygiene is better when
Speaker 1: you use it by day by who the bidet companies?
Speaker 1: But oh so now you're going against big bidet. I'm
Speaker 1: not doing that the big bidet companies. Okay, you really
Speaker 1: leaned into Country Bumpkin way too much. Now my stress
Speaker 1: level is up wood. How about that I'm on the
Speaker 1: farm and just poop in the field. Okay, natural fertilizer.
Speaker 1: Wos that's right, so so rugged all terrain. Scott come here,
Speaker 1: he doesn't care. For a second, I thought you had
Speaker 1: a cat, and then I realized it was Sawyer. Look, Luke,
Speaker 1: who's here? It's Andy? Come here? Hi Sawyer? Oh look, oh,
Speaker 1: look at it. He doesn't want to. Just so you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna committed relationship. So can I get an invitation
Speaker 1: to your wedding? He knows, he knows, he knows all.
Speaker 1: I think you just got an ear infection. My sister
Speaker 1: is a double ear infection. Really does she swim? No?
Speaker 1: So I don't know how she got it. It seems
Speaker 1: like such a young kid thing. And so I'm a
Speaker 1: little confused as she got a double ear infection. But
Speaker 1: a last here we are. Okay, I'm gonna let him go.
Speaker 1: You go down. I'm gonna ride to the beach and
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna jump in the pool and it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a beautiful day. Ask me my butt in the
Speaker 1: pool because it's all water. Okay.
Speaker 2: See, if you don't here's the thing. If you don't
Speaker 2: use a bidet and you're just using a dry ass
Speaker 2: piece of toilet paper and then you're leaving. Guess what,
Speaker 2: you still probably have scharticles all over. But if I
Speaker 2: what if I use a bidet powerwash the inside boom,
Speaker 2: it's a clean butthole. Then I wipe the toilet paper,
Speaker 2: nothing is there. So I would trust someone with a
Speaker 2: bidet going into a pool to not have disgusting pupicles
Speaker 2: all over you.
Speaker 1: On the other hand, ninety nine percent of the population
Speaker 1: does not have a bidet or want to use one again,
Speaker 1: because for some reason, in America it's well, that's gay
Speaker 1: if I spray water up my butthole. But in every
Speaker 1: other country in Asia, they have bidets, and guess what
Speaker 1: health like actual health, it's cleaner. It is cleaner to
Speaker 1: do that than to do what we do here. It
Speaker 1: makes no sense. So Scott, I will send you numerous
Speaker 1: reports over the research. I want to see the research.
Speaker 1: I will happily send you the research. Scott, give me
Speaker 1: the research from the bidet companies. I want to see it. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you all right, I'm trying. I'm trying to be okay.
Speaker 1: Oh your volume's gone. I'm trying to be okay, but
Speaker 1: I'm struggling. Okay, we might let's end this. Yes, thank
Speaker 1: you for listening to Bowl Chat. This is the sister
Speaker 1: podcast to Serial Killers. That's where we eat cereal. Then
Speaker 1: that comes out our butt and we clean it. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's on Mondays. Great cool, Love you guys, Hope you
Speaker 1: are having a wonderful day and we'll speak to you
Speaker 1: hopefully again soon on a bull chat on Monday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't I got nothing to clink in here because
Speaker 1: I don't bring any spoons. Maybe just a ow. That's
Speaker 1: annoying too, Now stop, maybe try this there? Follow us
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Speaker 1: Isn't this fun? Yeah? So that wraps up another ball
Speaker 1: chat for us. Thanks so much for joining, guys. We
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Speaker 1: Thanks again. Scott's about to go for a back ride
Speaker 1: until next time. Say clink, Scott clink Andy, Ah, let
Speaker 1: me click this ah yeah.
Speaker 2: Now if this is the outro music, then it would
Speaker 2: have to be like shots of the episode.
Speaker 1: I don't hear it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well I hear it on my end. Anyway,
Speaker 2: We love you guys keep things by.
Speaker 1: Wait, should I have on headphones? Okay? Probably anyway, love you,
Speaker 1: bye bye,