Speaker 1: Coming up, but four minutes after the hour. It's my
Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today and the subject is my husband
Speaker 1: has found his meal ticket. Okay, we'll get into that
Speaker 1: find out what that's all about in just a few
Speaker 1: just a little bit. We gotta wait a minute, because
Speaker 1: right now it is time for the nephew and today's
Speaker 1: prank phone call. Nephew, what you got for it?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, yes, yet not surely you know, I don't discriminate.
Speaker 2: I prank black, white, green, blue. I prank the young,
Speaker 2: and I prank the old. That's what I do. I
Speaker 2: do all that. And the title is draws at the
Speaker 2: Retirement Home. You know when you say draws, you have
Speaker 2: to pause. Draws at the Retirement Home. That's what I
Speaker 2: got for you, all right, cat dog, if you would hello, yo,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, it was just this is attorney David.
Speaker 3: Uh huh all right, this is Anthony.
Speaker 2: I was giving you a call. You used to work
Speaker 2: at the uh Seniors Center, Am I right?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, we got a bit of a problem here, are
Speaker 2: you familiar with miss Yes, yes, older lady, that that
Speaker 2: Caucasian lady that's here at the center. Yes, okay, now
Speaker 2: we got a problem. I know you retired in uh
Speaker 2: in December, but uh, there's cleaning out her room, cleaning
Speaker 2: up her room. There's been some uh men's underwear found here,
Speaker 2: and she's saying that it's yours.
Speaker 4: Well, then you got a problem because I don't know
Speaker 4: where the ladies live at.
Speaker 5: No here here at the center, sir.
Speaker 4: They're claiming that, then at the center you find the
Speaker 4: ladies and men underwear. City was man or whoever and
Speaker 4: whatever and whatever. Now, I don't waste my time with that.
Speaker 4: If you're gonna call somebody, call somebody, jitter state now,
Speaker 4: but don't waste my time with you.
Speaker 5: Have a nice d Wait just a minute, sir.
Speaker 2: I don't want to have to I don't want to
Speaker 2: have to get officials to come down there.
Speaker 5: Yes, sir, mister, just listen.
Speaker 2: I don't want I want to I want to try
Speaker 2: to do this without your wife finding out.
Speaker 5: But we need. I got a few questions I need
Speaker 5: to ask you tell.
Speaker 4: Your wife you many mess time.
Speaker 5: Come on call it back though.
Speaker 6: Hey, this is sorry. Please enjoy the music until I answer.
Speaker 5: That's right, Hello, Doris, is time poor?
Speaker 2: He didn't cuss up, but he keep hanging up, so
Speaker 2: so I need I need you to help me out.
Speaker 5: I want you to.
Speaker 2: Call from your phone uh huh and put us on
Speaker 2: three way and say, hey, you need to talk to
Speaker 2: these people.
Speaker 7: Okay, Hello, Hello, this is Tony's right here. I told
Speaker 7: him about the situation where so I just want him
Speaker 7: to clear it up so you can stop calling him.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is an attorney, David. Is he available? I
Speaker 2: can speak with him?
Speaker 7: Sure, Hold on the second David.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, mister uh Tony Anthony? Could you possibly tell
Speaker 2: me what's going on? Why we would find your your
Speaker 2: underwear and miss.
Speaker 5: Is in her room?
Speaker 3: How do you know on the west? I'm sorry, sir,
Speaker 3: actually end too on the west, Sir.
Speaker 5: I don't. I didn't work here.
Speaker 2: The younger the lady is saying that it's actually your
Speaker 2: underwear that's been in her room here at the retirement home.
Speaker 3: You got the room. This is a bad time to
Speaker 3: be messing with me. And where is you at anyway?
Speaker 5: Sir?
Speaker 2: I'm down here at my office right now. Do you
Speaker 2: need to come and see me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I need to come see you. What are you all that?
Speaker 2: What seems to be the situation because I'm getting I'm
Speaker 2: getting a hostile you're signing very hostile right now, sir, Well, I'm.
Speaker 3: A hostile individual. Okay, call you some old lady. You
Speaker 3: call me bum, tell me something about when you see yo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sir, you're gonna watch your tone and you're gonna
Speaker 2: talk to me like you got something. Man.
Speaker 3: I ain't got to watch nothing. I'm an old man.
Speaker 3: I ain't got to do but die. I don't even
Speaker 3: pay tax. What you want. You want to do something,
Speaker 3: you go ahead and only do it, but don't be
Speaker 3: calling my noma normal.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I want to tell you this, sir. Yes,
Speaker 2: this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2: You have been prank phone call by your girl that's
Speaker 2: standing right there with your daughters.
Speaker 3: You know what, I would have kicked both of y'alls.
Speaker 3: Why you do that? Tom what's wrong with you?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: Man, you know this ain't no good time for me.
Speaker 4: Man, Man, I don't have time.
Speaker 3: Man, you messing with man?
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 5: I'm i'm i'm, I'm in the studio. I'm in New
Speaker 5: York City.
Speaker 3: Man, Oh New York. Well you get a chance. When
Speaker 3: you're going back your field, you stop through tripping, put
Speaker 3: your picture on your so she wouldn't know what you
Speaker 3: look back next time I see you. Oh, man, you
Speaker 3: got but you know this woman, you got the wrong Monday.
Speaker 5: You should have.
Speaker 3: Had somebody else. It ain't gonna work. You couldn't get
Speaker 3: that off.
Speaker 4: She's crazy as hell.
Speaker 3: Hey, but I got something, Miss darry.
Speaker 2: Hey, I gotta ask you one more thing, Miss Anthony.
Speaker 2: What is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 4: You know what it is?
Speaker 3: Show?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 5: Alright? Come on, come on? What the weather? Oh?
Speaker 2: The haters out there? No pranking praise up in here?
Speaker 6: You know what.
Speaker 5: That's all right.
Speaker 2: I ain't got to worry about y'all. I'll tell you
Speaker 2: where it won't be no haters. It won't be no
Speaker 2: haters this weekend. That's this weekend, Saturday night, Wind Trust Arena,
Speaker 2: Shy Chicago, Illinois. Okay, Bill Bellamy, Mark Curry, Tommy Davids
Speaker 2: and lou Nail, Tony Roberts and yours truly nephew Tommy
Speaker 2: at the wind Trust Arena.
Speaker 5: That will be no hatereus. This is the Sweetest.
Speaker 2: Day comedy Jam Charlie calling y'all from Chicago.
Speaker 5: Yes, just got back.
Speaker 2: How long, y'all, How long the sweetest day go back?
Speaker 2: How long they've been celebrating Sweetest Day Comedy. I'm not comedy,
Speaker 2: but Sweetest Day.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, I have no idea. Yeah, I'm just glad
Speaker 1: they celebrated.
Speaker 5: Y'all from Chicago and no.
Speaker 1: Noting what the last time I was living in Chicago,
Speaker 1: I had just broke up with somebody.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's why. All right, shall we get a broke
Speaker 5: up Day coming pretty soon?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 2: Something one more, Bill Bellamy, Mark Curry, Tommy Davidson, Lounell,
Speaker 2: Tony Robertson, Yours Truly, Nephew Tommy Win Trust Arena. That
Speaker 2: is this Saturday Night, Sweetest Day Comedy Jam, Chicago, Illinois.
Speaker 2: Laying in the Cut is my man, Nephew Tommy and Friends.
Speaker 2: That's October twenty sixth. It's the Hymen Center, the Hymend Center, Lafayette, Louisiana.
Speaker 5: Tickets on sale right now. Nephew Tommy and Friends.
Speaker 2: That's BMT Productions, PRIs Nephew Tommy and Friends. And Laying
Speaker 2: in the Cut that's New Jersey Pack. November the thirtieth
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving Comedy Festivals. Me and my girl Cheryl Underwood have
Speaker 2: teamed up Nephew Tommy, Cheryl Underwood, Vaness, Mitchell, and Dominique.
Speaker 2: That's the NJ pack. That's New Jersey Baby. That's in Newark,
Speaker 2: New Jersey. Right after Thanksgiving on November the thirtieth, tickets
Speaker 2: on sale. Rick Now, stupid is moving around the country.
Speaker 2: Have y'all noticed that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we notice it.
Speaker 2: A stupid hit. People talk about it. Stupid, just moving, moving, moving.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful thing, all right, nephew, congratulations. Coming up next,
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter, the subject my husband has found his meal ticket.
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll talk
Speaker 1: About that, find out what that's all about in just
Speaker 1: a few Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.