WEBVTT - Draws @ The Retirement Home

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up, but four minutes after the hour. It's my

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<v Speaker 1>strawberry letter for today and the subject is my husband

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<v Speaker 1>has found his meal ticket. Okay, we'll get into that

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<v Speaker 1>find out what that's all about in just a few

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<v Speaker 1>just a little bit. We gotta wait a minute, because

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<v Speaker 1>right now it is time for the nephew and today's

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<v Speaker 1>prank phone call. Nephew, what you got for it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Yes, yes, yet not surely you know, I don't discriminate.

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<v Speaker 2>I prank black, white, green, blue. I prank the young,

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<v Speaker 2>and I prank the old. That's what I do. I

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<v Speaker 2>do all that. And the title is draws at the

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<v Speaker 2>Retirement Home. You know when you say draws, you have

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<v Speaker 2>to pause. Draws at the Retirement Home. That's what I

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<v Speaker 2>got for you, all right, cat dog, if you would hello, yo,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, it was just this is attorney David.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh all right, this is Anthony.

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<v Speaker 2>I was giving you a call. You used to work

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<v Speaker 2>at the uh Seniors Center, Am I right?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we got a bit of a problem here, are

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<v Speaker 2>you familiar with miss Yes, yes, older lady, that that

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<v Speaker 2>Caucasian lady that's here at the center. Yes, okay, now

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<v Speaker 2>we got a problem. I know you retired in uh

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<v Speaker 2>in December, but uh, there's cleaning out her room, cleaning

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<v Speaker 2>up her room. There's been some uh men's underwear found here,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's saying that it's yours.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, then you got a problem because I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>where the ladies live at.

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<v Speaker 5>No here here at the center, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>They're claiming that, then at the center you find the

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<v Speaker 4>ladies and men underwear. City was man or whoever and

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<v Speaker 4>whatever and whatever. Now, I don't waste my time with that.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're gonna call somebody, call somebody, jitter state now,

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<v Speaker 4>but don't waste my time with you.

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<v Speaker 5>Have a nice d Wait just a minute, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to have to I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>have to get officials to come down there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, sir, mister, just listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want I want to I want to try

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<v Speaker 2>to do this without your wife finding out.

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<v Speaker 5>But we need. I got a few questions I need

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<v Speaker 5>to ask you tell.

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<v Speaker 4>Your wife you many mess time.

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<v Speaker 5>Come on call it back though.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, this is sorry. Please enjoy the music until I answer.

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<v Speaker 5>That's right, Hello, Doris, is time poor?

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't cuss up, but he keep hanging up, so

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<v Speaker 2>so I need I need you to help me out.

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<v Speaker 5>I want you to.

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<v Speaker 2>Call from your phone uh huh and put us on

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<v Speaker 2>three way and say, hey, you need to talk to

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<v Speaker 2>these people.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, Hello, Hello, this is Tony's right here. I told

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<v Speaker 7>him about the situation where so I just want him

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<v Speaker 7>to clear it up so you can stop calling him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, this is an attorney, David. Is he available? I

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<v Speaker 2>can speak with him?

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<v Speaker 7>Sure, Hold on the second David.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello, mister uh Tony Anthony? Could you possibly tell

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<v Speaker 2>me what's going on? Why we would find your your

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<v Speaker 2>underwear and miss.

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<v Speaker 5>Is in her room?

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<v Speaker 3>How do you know on the west? I'm sorry, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>actually end too on the west, Sir.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't. I didn't work here.

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<v Speaker 2>The younger the lady is saying that it's actually your

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<v Speaker 2>underwear that's been in her room here at the retirement home.

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<v Speaker 3>You got the room. This is a bad time to

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<v Speaker 3>be messing with me. And where is you at anyway?

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<v Speaker 5>Sir?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm down here at my office right now. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>need to come and see me?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I need to come see you. What are you all that?

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<v Speaker 2>What seems to be the situation because I'm getting I'm

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<v Speaker 2>getting a hostile you're signing very hostile right now, sir, Well, I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>A hostile individual. Okay, call you some old lady. You

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<v Speaker 3>call me bum, tell me something about when you see yo.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sir, you're gonna watch your tone and you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>talk to me like you got something. Man.

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<v Speaker 3>I ain't got to watch nothing. I'm an old man.

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<v Speaker 3>I ain't got to do but die. I don't even

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<v Speaker 3>pay tax. What you want. You want to do something,

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<v Speaker 3>you go ahead and only do it, but don't be

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<v Speaker 3>calling my noma normal.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, I want to tell you this, sir. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>You have been prank phone call by your girl that's

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<v Speaker 2>standing right there with your daughters.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, I would have kicked both of y'alls.

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<v Speaker 3>Why you do that? Tom what's wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 5>Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 3>Man, you know this ain't no good time for me.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, Man, I don't have time.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, you messing with man?

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm i'm i'm, I'm in the studio. I'm in New

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<v Speaker 5>York City.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, Oh New York. Well you get a chance. When

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<v Speaker 3>you're going back your field, you stop through tripping, put

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<v Speaker 3>your picture on your so she wouldn't know what you

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<v Speaker 3>look back next time I see you. Oh, man, you

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<v Speaker 3>got but you know this woman, you got the wrong Monday.

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<v Speaker 5>You should have.

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<v Speaker 3>Had somebody else. It ain't gonna work. You couldn't get

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<v Speaker 3>that off.

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<v Speaker 4>She's crazy as hell.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, but I got something, Miss darry.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I gotta ask you one more thing, Miss Anthony.

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<v Speaker 2>What is the baddest radio show in the land?

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<v Speaker 5>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>You know what it is?

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<v Speaker 3>Show?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 5>Alright? Come on, come on? What the weather? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>The haters out there? No pranking praise up in here?

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<v Speaker 6>You know what.

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<v Speaker 5>That's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't got to worry about y'all. I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 2>where it won't be no haters. It won't be no

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<v Speaker 2>haters this weekend. That's this weekend, Saturday night, Wind Trust Arena,

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<v Speaker 2>Shy Chicago, Illinois. Okay, Bill Bellamy, Mark Curry, Tommy Davids

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<v Speaker 2>and lou Nail, Tony Roberts and yours truly nephew Tommy

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<v Speaker 2>at the wind Trust Arena.

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<v Speaker 5>That will be no hatereus. This is the Sweetest.

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<v Speaker 2>Day comedy Jam Charlie calling y'all from Chicago.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, just got back.

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<v Speaker 2>How long, y'all, How long the sweetest day go back?

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<v Speaker 2>How long they've been celebrating Sweetest Day Comedy. I'm not comedy,

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<v Speaker 2>but Sweetest Day.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't know, I have no idea. Yeah, I'm just glad

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<v Speaker 1>they celebrated.

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<v Speaker 5>Y'all from Chicago and no.

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<v Speaker 1>Noting what the last time I was living in Chicago,

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<v Speaker 1>I had just broke up with somebody.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe that's why. All right, shall we get a broke

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<v Speaker 5>up Day coming pretty soon?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Something one more, Bill Bellamy, Mark Curry, Tommy Davidson, Lounell,

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<v Speaker 2>Tony Robertson, Yours Truly, Nephew Tommy Win Trust Arena. That

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<v Speaker 2>is this Saturday Night, Sweetest Day Comedy Jam, Chicago, Illinois.

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<v Speaker 2>Laying in the Cut is my man, Nephew Tommy and Friends.

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<v Speaker 2>That's October twenty sixth. It's the Hymen Center, the Hymend Center, Lafayette, Louisiana.

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<v Speaker 5>Tickets on sale right now. Nephew Tommy and Friends.

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<v Speaker 2>That's BMT Productions, PRIs Nephew Tommy and Friends. And Laying

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<v Speaker 2>in the Cut that's New Jersey Pack. November the thirtieth

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<v Speaker 2>Thanksgiving Comedy Festivals. Me and my girl Cheryl Underwood have

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<v Speaker 2>teamed up Nephew Tommy, Cheryl Underwood, Vaness, Mitchell, and Dominique.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the NJ pack. That's New Jersey Baby. That's in Newark,

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<v Speaker 2>New Jersey. Right after Thanksgiving on November the thirtieth, tickets

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<v Speaker 2>on sale. Rick Now, stupid is moving around the country.

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<v Speaker 2>Have y'all noticed that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we notice it.

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<v Speaker 2>A stupid hit. People talk about it. Stupid, just moving, moving, moving.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a beautiful thing, all right, nephew, congratulations. Coming up next,

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<v Speaker 1>Strawberry letter, the subject my husband has found his meal ticket.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, we'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>About that, find out what that's all about in just

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<v Speaker 1>a few Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.