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Speaker 1: Thing from My Heart Radio. Ali Wentworth has a lot

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Speaker 1: of titles, actor, comedian, New York Times bestselling author, wife, mother,

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Speaker 1: and podcast host. I'll add another title, one of the

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Speaker 1: funniest people I know. You may recognize Ali went Worth

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Speaker 1: as Jerry's girlfriend Schmoopy on Seinfeld's classic Soup Nazi episode,

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Speaker 1: or from her more than one hundred appearances on The

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Speaker 1: Tonight Show, or from when she was a correspondent on

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Speaker 1: Oprah Winfries Show. You may also have read one of

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Speaker 1: her best selling books, Ali in Wonderland, Happily Ali After,

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Speaker 1: and the latest Go Ask Ali, which shares a name

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Speaker 1: with the podcast she launched last year. I have gotten

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Speaker 1: the biggest get in the entertainment world. It's not Beyonce,

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Speaker 1: it's my daughter Ellie. It's Stephanopolis. I'm talking about growing

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Speaker 1: a teenager in a pandemic, and you are a teenager

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Speaker 1: in a pandemic, and you're my teenager in a pandemic.

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Speaker 1: Ali and I have been friends for a while, and

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Speaker 1: I've long admired her fearlessness and poking fun at herself

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Speaker 1: and at others, including me. Are you taking precautions not

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Speaker 1: to have more kids, if I may be so bold,

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Speaker 1: because I feel like there's another eight to ten in you.

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Speaker 1: My wife and I always struggled with that, which is

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Speaker 1: you have a baby and you sit, don't go, I

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Speaker 1: think great? Aren't think so great? What's one more? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: We do that. We do that with dogs because puppies

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Speaker 1: are cute, just as cute as babies. So I get it.

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Speaker 1: I understand. I wish you guys could have some more

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Speaker 1: for us because one of ours is going to college

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Speaker 1: in the fall. Let me ask you about that. You

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Speaker 1: got married when you were how old and you had

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Speaker 1: was not the typical you know, and believe me, that

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Speaker 1: was the right thing to do. I keep telling my

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Speaker 1: daughters do not rush into marriage, because everybody I know

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Speaker 1: don't think you're the same person in your twenties that

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Speaker 1: you are in your mid thirties. But when you got married,

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Speaker 1: and you, certainly, I guess from the get go, didn't

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Speaker 1: rule out having kids. Did you say to yourself, is

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Speaker 1: going to affect my work? Not? Once you didn't think

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Speaker 1: about that at all. Now, well, I don't think I

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Speaker 1: it never felt like that. What I did was when

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Speaker 1: all right, how do I recalibrate everything, how do I

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Speaker 1: I live in Washington, d C. Which is you know,

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Speaker 1: if you're an actor, it doesn't exist, you know. So

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Speaker 1: I started writing. I started writing a book, and then

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Speaker 1: Oprah hired me so I would go to Chicago once

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Speaker 1: a week, which was a fantastic job. So I tried

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Speaker 1: to figure out a way to have some kind of

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Speaker 1: career it trumped mine, you know what I mean. It

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Speaker 1: I don't say this, you know, just to be pleasant

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Speaker 1: or whatever. I mean, Please do No, but I think

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Speaker 1: you're really fucking funny. I mean you're funny. Thank you, Alex.

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Speaker 1: And if someone came to you now and they said

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Speaker 1: for you, No, used for me. They know how to

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Speaker 1: make a sandwich. I'm needier than ever. And also I'm

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Speaker 1: faced with mortality. You know, I got my shelf life

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Speaker 1: is you know, unless they're going to reboot The Golden Girls,

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Speaker 1: So I would absolutely do that. And there are things

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Speaker 1: the funk is how I think about everything? Now? Great,

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Speaker 1: if you said to me, right now, let's go do

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Speaker 1: that you? Was that all completely self generating? Yes? And

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Speaker 1: how many episodes did you do? We did two seasons

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Speaker 1: many episodes per season? God? We did? I want to

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Speaker 1: say sixteen or so, I mean a lot. But the

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Speaker 1: a stand up comedian, so I would really just have

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Speaker 1: to pull stuff from my life and why I was there.

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Speaker 1: I would see the most incredible things, like from celebrities,

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Speaker 1: You came from a very proper family, correct, Yes, how

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Speaker 1: would you describe it? You came from what kind of family?

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Speaker 1: Dysfunctional but proper, proper? Yes, Yeah, I went to boarding school.

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Speaker 1: My mother was Social secretary of the Reagan White House.

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Speaker 1: Only Democrat in the Reagan White House. Yeah. My stepfather

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Speaker 1: At least Las Vegas is sunny, Yes, go to the

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Speaker 1: you know, it was like the Godfather comedian Ali Wentworth.

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Speaker 1: When it comes to great episodes from the Here's the

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Speaker 1: Mr Ali Wentworth, George Stephanopoulos, or for more funny women

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Speaker 1: Ali talks about being set up on a blind date

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Speaker 1: with George Stephanopoulos. I'm Alec Baldwin and you were listening

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Speaker 1: to Here's the Thing. In the spring of two thousand one,

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Speaker 1: Ali Wentworth was newly back in New York City and

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Speaker 1: I knew who he was. He was George Chephanopolis. It

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Speaker 1: he was, of course, But who set you up on

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Speaker 1: He was not my type. I didn't want anybody from

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Speaker 1: I mean still they all love him the most. What

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Speaker 1: does George want? What does George say? What would George

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Speaker 1: want for dinner? There's a lot of that beyond the

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Speaker 1: war room, Burgala and Clinton and Carville and your husband,

428
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Speaker 1: beyond all of them. In the promotional lap that you take,

429
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Speaker 1: I am always happy to do Good Morning America, and

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Speaker 1: I will say, can I do it with George? Can

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Speaker 1: I do my segment with George? Because I'm still admiring

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Speaker 1: of him and he did my podcast. I will say

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Speaker 1: one thing to this, which is what I love about

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Speaker 1: George is he's genuinely curious. It could be anybody. It

435
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Speaker 1: could be Chuck Schumer, it could be Zac Efron. If

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Speaker 1: it's not an area that he knows about, he's interested

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Speaker 1: to know about. Truly, you know, he doesn't just go oh,

438
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Speaker 1: it's an actor who cares. He's like, all right, I'm interested.

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Speaker 1: What is this person? What can I glean from this?

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Speaker 1: Which I think is a very interesting trait and a

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Speaker 1: great trait. Comedian and author Ali Wentworth. If you're enjoying

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Speaker 1: this conversation, tell a friend and be sure to follow

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Speaker 1: Here's the Thing on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,

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Speaker 1: or wherever you get your podcasts. After the break, Ali

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Speaker 1: talks about parenting in a pandemic, her social media rules

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Speaker 1: for her teenage daughters, and how she learned to be funny.

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Speaker 1: I'm Alec Baldwin and you're listening to Here's the Thing.

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Speaker 1: Ali Wentworth as one of those people everyone friends and

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Speaker 1: strangers alike ask for advice. Last year when she got COVID,

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Speaker 1: she had the inspiration for her own podcast, Go ask Ali.

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Speaker 1: We were you know, everything takes forever in this business,

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Speaker 1: So we were talking. I was talking to Shonda land

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Speaker 1: about it, and then in the middle of COVID, I

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Speaker 1: called them and I said, you know what I had COVID.

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Speaker 1: I'm lying here in bed. I have two teenage daughters downstairs.

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm ready to do a podcast and it's

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Speaker 1: going to be how you grow a teenager in a pandemic.

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Speaker 1: And they're like, great, what's been the challenges for you?

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Speaker 1: But um, there have been good and bad. You know.

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Speaker 1: The girls have anxiety like me and George, so they worry.

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Speaker 1: They worry about school and they worry what's going to happen.

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Speaker 1: And then we're worried about college. Our eldest, Elliott, is

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Speaker 1: going to Brown in the fall, but there's no prom.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of that now. On the one hand,

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Speaker 1: there's no fomo, so you're not missing anything, but it's

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Speaker 1: not natural for two teenage girls to be home with

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Speaker 1: their parents for a year and not see anybody. On

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Speaker 1: the flip side, in terms of our family, it was

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Speaker 1: fantastic to have George have that kind of time with

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Speaker 1: his kids. We would have three hour dinners where we

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Speaker 1: had amazing discussions. We as a family, we really kind

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Speaker 1: of grew and it was fantastic. But it's not good

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Speaker 1: for them. I kept saying, like, you know, I don't

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Speaker 1: want them to go drop Molly or give hand jobs,

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Speaker 1: but they should be out kissing boys and you know what,

476
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Speaker 1: having normal teenage experiences they should be living, should be living. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: making mistakes of it. And then there's the social media

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Speaker 1: part of it, which is, you know, their whole. I

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Speaker 1: got sucked into that little social media void which was

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Speaker 1: their only contact, their only connection, which you know, I

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00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 1: have such specific and strong views about social media. Also,

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Speaker 1: I don't want my girls to sort of sexualize themselves,

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Speaker 1: because there's such a dangled carrot about like get likes

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Speaker 1: be sexy, and I'm like, I don't ever want to

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Speaker 1: see bikini shots. I don't you know. To me, that's

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Speaker 1: a whole you're trying to fill, like be substantial. You

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Speaker 1: have two girls, two girls. Yeah, And I said the

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Speaker 1: stuff also that you can put on social media colleges,

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Speaker 1: everybody looks at that stuff, and that stuff can come

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Speaker 1: back to haunt you. So yeah, I've made my mistakes

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Speaker 1: on social media because what I realized was I thought

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Speaker 1: to myself, oh, this is my chance to bypass the

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Speaker 1: mainstream media and talk directly to my fans. After about

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Speaker 1: a year and a half, I thought maybe I would

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Speaker 1: like to have a little membrane between me and my fans.

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Speaker 1: Lauren Michaels had a great line. He said, you know,

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Speaker 1: he said, you know YouTube the logo is broadcast yourself,

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Speaker 1: he said, And one thing we've learned is maybe it's

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Speaker 1: nice to have a layer of producers and executives between

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Speaker 1: you and the camera and you and you're broadcasting yourself.

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00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: And to a large degree, he's right. Elliott is going

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Speaker 1: to Brown. And the other one is how old she's fifteen?

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Speaker 1: She's a sophomore. And let me tell you something. She's

504
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Speaker 1: an amazing babysitter, Like she is a baby. I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 1: She's a baby whisperer. She'll take all seventy four of

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Speaker 1: your kids at one time. What do you think it

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Speaker 1: is that? For me? When I was young, I would

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Speaker 1: watch TV. You had to watch TV and had to

509
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Speaker 1: really watch it. There was no pause, nor rewind, no VCR,

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Speaker 1: no nothing, Szippo network, TV, broadcast TV. So you watched

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Speaker 1: and you become funny by absorbing what's funny from other people.

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Speaker 1: And I'd watch anything. I'd watch Bob Hope of your

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Speaker 1: name it how was that in your life? Like, what

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Speaker 1: was media like in your childhood? Well, we were only

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Speaker 1: allowed to watch one hour of television a week, that

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Speaker 1: was the rule. But I had divorced parents, so when

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Speaker 1: I went to see my dad on the weekend, his

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Speaker 1: second wife hated the fact that he had kids from

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Speaker 1: a former marriage. So she would put me in front

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Speaker 1: of the TV with one of those heat up TV

521
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Speaker 1: trays and I would watch Bob Newhart, Carol Burnett, I

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Speaker 1: would watch that whole Friday lineup. And that's exactly where

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Speaker 1: I learned, Oh, that's funny if you wear the curtain

524
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 1: rod on this show, that's funny. That's funny. And it's

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Speaker 1: instinctual too, because I remember once I had a meeting

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Speaker 1: with Jodie Foster and she said to me, did you

527
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Speaker 1: take classes for comedy? I said, it, never took classes.

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Speaker 1: I was part of the groundlings when I moved to

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Speaker 1: l A And she goes, that's because it's instinctual. You

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Speaker 1: cannot teach it, And she's right, it is instinctual, and

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Speaker 1: that watching Carol Burnett was an instinctual kind of osmosis

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Speaker 1: for me. What I think is interesting about you is

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Speaker 1: that I've worked with people who their actors by and large,

534
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Speaker 1: and the concentration is comedy. They're comic actors who themselves

535
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: are not that funny off the set. They don't think

536
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Speaker 1: of funny things, they don't say funny things. Isn't that interesting?

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00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 1: And you, yourself are funny. You're funny whether you're whatever

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Speaker 1: the writing is, whatever the situation is. And you're saying

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Speaker 1: that that came from just osmosis. And then you learn

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Speaker 1: over the years, you learn, oh, this makes people laugh.

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Speaker 1: When I was a teenager, I was fat because I

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Speaker 1: went to Spain and I ate as much as I could,

543
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Speaker 1: and my mother walked by me in the airport, looked

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Speaker 1: at me right in the eye and kept walking, didn't

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Speaker 1: knows me. You went to Spain when you were a teenager, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I went for four months. I love Spain and I

547
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: loved the country, the people, the language. And I went

548
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Speaker 1: to live with a family who were obese, and they

549
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Speaker 1: ate like they ate like six meals a day, like

550
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Speaker 1: potatoes and oil sangria, and they fed me like a

551
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: fog walk goose. They just shoved food in my mouth.

552
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Speaker 1: I gained forty pounds and I couldn't be happier. I

553
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Speaker 1: even broke a chicken's neck, you know, the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: So I came back and I was fat. And listen,

555
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Speaker 1: when you're fat in high school, you go all right,

556
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: so I'm not. No one wants to hook up with me,

557
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 1: so I'm going to find a different route. So I

558
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: was funny, And what ages you were? You were overweight

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00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: between what years of your life? Uh, sophomore year in

560
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Speaker 1: high school till sophomore year in college. So not that

561
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: long five the most formidable years, critical years. But I

562
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: still got the guy. But that's all about again, like

563
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: honing that comedy thing. And you have an audience of

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Speaker 1: people at a party or hanging out, and that's where

565
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: you learn it. You know, you've learned very quickly what

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00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: gets a laugh what doesn't. In same with stories. The

567
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Speaker 1: reason I would go do the Tonight Show all the

568
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Speaker 1: time is because I had already rehearsed those stories at

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Speaker 1: a dinner party and so I knew they worked. So

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00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: if I got a call, you know, even today when

571
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: I go do a talk show, I go, oh, you know,

572
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: it was really funny? Was that thing that George and

573
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Speaker 1: I just did? And I remember telling my kids that

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Speaker 1: and they were laughing, really hard. I'm going to tell

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Speaker 1: that story. So that's why you do. It's like the

576
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Speaker 1: little metal box your mother had in the kitchen with

577
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Speaker 1: recipes where the index cards went and yours. This is

578
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Speaker 1: your brain. You have a file with all those stories.

579
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Speaker 1: You tell. How did you lose weight? It fell off naturally.

580
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Speaker 1: It just it wasn't supposed to be. It fell off naturally.

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Speaker 1: She reversed. But you know, I have only had one

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Speaker 1: scene where I was scantily clothed. I never had a

583
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Speaker 1: career where I worried about that feeling of oh, I'm

584
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Speaker 1: going to do this film. I gotta get in shape,

585
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: I gotta work out. Never Now you have a cadre

586
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Speaker 1: of show business chicks that are your great but I have.

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Speaker 1: I have a little posse. You guys have your own

588
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Speaker 1: little club. Yeah you have a posse, Yeah I do. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Mariska Brooke Shields dead Messing dead messing. Yeah. When she's

590
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Speaker 1: in town. I mean, Marska and I during the pandemic,

591
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Speaker 1: we kind of quarantined together like our families. So I

592
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: saw her a lot during the pandemic, too much. And

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Speaker 1: so you know, some of the other girls I haven't

594
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Speaker 1: really seen as much. Brook. I have but you know,

595
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: now that things are opening up and people are getting vaccinated,

596
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Speaker 1: we can be a full on girl power group. What

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Speaker 1: do you watch? Name two or three things you watched

598
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Speaker 1: drama or come that you really really thought were special.

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00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: Because I respect your opinion a lot. I watched Lupin

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Speaker 1: on Netflix. Okay, you say it like, oh, like everyone

601
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: knows Lupe. I'm sorry. I thought, well, I'm sorry, I

602
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: didn't go to boarding school. What is Lupin? No, these

603
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Speaker 1: people in my literary soire and I watched Lupin and

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00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 1: Lupin is fantastic. It's this incredibly dynamic, handsome black guy

605
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Speaker 1: who's a thief and whose father was set up to

606
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Speaker 1: seem like he was. He was like a butler that

607
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: he stole a diamond necklace from a made off type

608
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Speaker 1: guy and went to jail and killed himself in jail,

609
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 1: and the sun becomes this international thief and seeks revenge

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Speaker 1: by stealing this necklace at Southeby's. Anyway, It's it's a

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00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 1: cat and mouth great show. Um. I watched The Promising

612
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: Young Woman. I thought that was a great movie. Streaming movie. Oh,

613
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Speaker 1: call my agent, you would love it, Alec. It's just

614
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: like Nightcap. It's about a dysfunctional agents in Paris. They're

615
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: always pandering to their clients in French with subtitles, with subtitles, Yes,

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Speaker 1: tell me what you've been watching besides Nickelodeon, right, besides

617
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: a lot of Powerpuff Girls. I sent him an email

618
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 1: to Owen Wilson and I said, Owen, I said, my god,

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Speaker 1: these cars movies. I said, you are such a part

620
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: of my kids, child, You're such a part of my life.

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Speaker 1: We've watched these fucking movies. We've watched each of the

622
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 1: three movies a hundred times each. And I can't tell

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00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: you how fabulous you are. And this you're so great

624
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: these movies means so they have every cars, every Lightning McQueen, bedsheets,

625
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: bath towel, slippers, every fucking thing. And he writes me

626
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Speaker 1: back and she's like, oh the great great, Oh yeah,

627
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: Lightning McQueen was so good for me too. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: Disney Plus, it's like the Eternal Flame at Arlington. It's

629
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Speaker 1: on in my house twenty for hours a day. Disney plus.

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Speaker 1: But for me, because the Hampton's International Film Festival is coming,

631
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Speaker 1: I watch a lot of docks. I watch a lot

632
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Speaker 1: of dogs, a lot and there's one that came on

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Speaker 1: that was really fun if you can, because we look

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Speaker 1: for like a mix of something serious and topical or biographical.

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Speaker 1: You know when Susan Lacy did the bio of Jane Fonda.

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Speaker 1: I love that movie, Loved, Loved, and I'm really well done.

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Speaker 1: But there's one called Lily Topples the World and it's

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Speaker 1: about a woman who's the dominoes champion. She's the Chululi

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Speaker 1: of dominoes. She does arrangements that all radiate out into

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Speaker 1: patterns that are like Georgia o'keeith painting results from her

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Speaker 1: tapping one thing. You can't believe this school, this young woman,

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Speaker 1: what she does. Let me tell you something, You're still

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Speaker 1: one of the funniest people I've ever met in my life.

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Speaker 1: I gotta part for you, all right. What do I

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Speaker 1: gotta do? I hope there's nudity. There is no nudity.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for doing this with us, Alex, thank you,

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Speaker 1: My love to you, My love to you. Actor, comedian

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Speaker 1: and author Ali went Earth. I'm Alec Baldwin and this

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Speaker 1: is Here's the Thing from My Heart Radio. We're produced

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Speaker 1: by Kathleen Russo, Carrie Donohue and Zach McNeice. Our engineer

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Speaker 1: is Frank Imperial. Thanks for listening.