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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Russell Peters and you're listening to my podcast

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Speaker 1: Culturally Canceled. I wanted this show to be about real talk,

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Speaker 1: and my guests this week do not disappoint. First of all,

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Speaker 1: we have Lunell, the original bad girl of comedy. You've

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Speaker 1: seen her in Borat Dolomite is My Name and coming

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Speaker 1: to America. That's coming to America, the sequel. So subscribe

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Speaker 1: to her YouTube channel. Hey Lunell, that's hey l u

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Speaker 1: E n E l l um It's hilarious or YouTube channel,

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Speaker 1: and let me tell you some about this chick. She

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Speaker 1: says the most real things to me. In this episode.

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Speaker 1: She said that I wasn't handsome, that I was kind

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Speaker 1: of average, and you know what, she ain't wrong. And

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Speaker 1: we also have Kim Whitley, Hollywood's go to go for

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Speaker 1: comedic acting and one of Oprah's favorites. Listen, if o

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Speaker 1: Opra co signs you, I mean you're either really good

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Speaker 1: or really paid off. And we know that Kim is

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Speaker 1: not paid off. She's just damn good. You've seen her

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Speaker 1: in Two Broke Girls, Curbe Enthusiasm, and Black Dynamite, which

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Speaker 1: is one of my all time favorite movies of All Time,

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Speaker 1: which All Time is I'd like to say that many

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Speaker 1: times I can, because it really is a phenomenal movie.

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Speaker 1: You're about to see her in The Outlaw Johnny Black

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Speaker 1: with me. We don't have scenes together, but we're in

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Speaker 1: the same movie. And that's Michael Jai White's new film

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Speaker 1: that will be coming out soon, which is not the

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Speaker 1: sequel to Black Dynamite, but it's very It's a black

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Speaker 1: spaghetti western similar to Black Dynamite. It's sucking hilarious. We

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Speaker 1: make calls. Uh. We called some friends that we talked about.

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Speaker 1: We we we drank some drinks um and nobody holds back,

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Speaker 1: especially Kim and Lennell. So grab your own drink and

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Speaker 1: figuratively join me in my backyard so that you can

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Speaker 1: laugh with us. And I want you to really pay

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Speaker 1: attention and enjoy this show. You're gonna have a good time. Hey,

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Speaker 1: welcome to Culturally Canceled. This is my podcast. This is

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Speaker 1: Russell Peters in case I'm wondering who is this podcast?

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Speaker 1: And with me today, I have two queens. Queens. When

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Speaker 1: I say queens, I don't mean like lightly, I don't

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Speaker 1: mean like oh. I'm just saying this to be facetious

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Speaker 1: or or kiss their ass. But I have two queens

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Speaker 1: from the comedy world, two comics that I've admired for

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Speaker 1: many years. Some I've known for twenty one years, but

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Speaker 1: didn't know she didn't know she to me for twenty

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Speaker 1: one years. Um one I've I've been a fan of

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Speaker 1: for such a long time as well. And uh, today

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Speaker 1: with me is the illustrious Kim Whitley and my favorite

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Speaker 1: bottom bitch Lunell. Thank you. I'm glad you introduced me properly.

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Speaker 1: I'm a professional bottom bit, the best bottom bit you

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Speaker 1: can get. I got the receive, I got testimonies, and

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Speaker 1: we got tested to so if we decided to do

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Speaker 1: a thing, Yeah, so we're doing it, all right, We're

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Speaker 1: doing it all right. We're outside, we're having drinks. I'm

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Speaker 1: smoking a cigar. I'm smoking as I met Kim. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you remember this. I think I've told

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Speaker 1: you a couple of times, but the first time I

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Speaker 1: met you was at laugh of Pollutz in two thousands. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I loved lad in Atlanta. Here with that story. So

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Speaker 1: you've told me before I had I had a buddy

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Speaker 1: of mine already already the one man party um, we

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Speaker 1: should call him that. He was a light skinned guy.

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Speaker 1: Ex girlfriend of mine used to say he looked unfinished.

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Speaker 1: He just said he looks incomplete. Love that. But but

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Speaker 1: girls seem to like him because he was like a

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Speaker 1: pretty light skinned guy. And I don't know why Kim

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Speaker 1: would say. I hate to hear this story because Kim

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Speaker 1: literally has never had a scandal in her life. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she never fell down drunk in the club. She's never

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Speaker 1: been in cars rating, she's never been a batter woman.

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Speaker 1: You know, she ain't got no she ain't got no

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Speaker 1: doesn't get much used to. She gave give already her number.

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Speaker 1: They talked a little bit, and then I saw when

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Speaker 1: early too. I was up the perfect man, That's what

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Speaker 1: But then we were on a show together. Remember that,

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Speaker 1: I felt so and now I know how to rescue somebody.

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Speaker 1: that's the reason you because you kill women chicks. And

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Speaker 1: how much of a douchebag you sound like because of

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Speaker 1: It was you, me and Aubrey O Day. Aubrey yes,

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Speaker 1: it was the weirdest. They just attacked me like they

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Speaker 1: colored velvet blazer with a white dredge. I looked fly,

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Speaker 1: but I looked too fly for the show, like dynamite. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not as much as I could. You've been just shut

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Speaker 1: the funk up. That was bad, but that was good.

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Speaker 1: That's good. Right, say it again, not with convintion this time,

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Speaker 1: like things big and black. This close to my face.

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Speaker 1: You alive? Well, how about meet him and brown love

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Speaker 1: that that doesn't speak danger danger, imp nation sending nation, sending,

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the impregnant nation. You've heard of raider nation.

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Speaker 1: This is impregnation. Um. So I was glad to know you,

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Speaker 1: with him. You still just backyard. Oh his backyard. I

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Speaker 1: ain't even made up stairs. I'm like, we can fuck

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Speaker 1: or do whatever you want to do in this byard

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Speaker 1: I know, yeah they did that, you guy. You guys

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Speaker 1: I know if you did know what you might have.

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Speaker 1: I've never attempted to do an arena. You should start

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Speaker 1: on a theater tour because you would sell it out.

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Speaker 1: I know I can sell out theaters right well, and

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Speaker 1: in your big stronghold cities, you do the arena. You're

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Speaker 1: selling out arena arenas like the Mets and Ship. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you understand, it's been it's been a couple of years

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Speaker 1: of you. Better get your invisibility up on social media.

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Speaker 1: So that's where everybody fucking lives. You know, my social

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Speaker 1: Come on, now, what are you at? A couple of million? Yeah? No, no,

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Speaker 1: you gotta be more than that. Come on after that.

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Speaker 1: I'm seven nine. You still more than me. I got

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Speaker 1: I got tints and ask flights for a month. I know,

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Speaker 1: the pictures. Yeah, so that's what gets me. Kim's got

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Speaker 1: one point one million. One of my social media's out

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Speaker 1: over here. You know, you're like the Byron Allen of

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Speaker 1: this ship. Your multimedia. Goddamn I made I made Kim

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Speaker 1: my drink that got me into drinking. I get a lighter.

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Speaker 1: I want to I want to finish my water. Don't

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Speaker 1: my god, what is our movie coming out? Solennelle, Kim

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Speaker 1: and I are in a movie together called The Outlaw

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Speaker 1: Johnny Black. Okay, where is it going to be seen? Man?

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Speaker 1: lu Nell is blowing up. She's only took you forty years.

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Speaker 1: That's how it works. Really, you were acting forty years ago,

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Speaker 1: I got is when I got my sad card. When

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Speaker 1: did you start doing stand up? I started doing stand

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Speaker 1: up about thirty years ago at Miss Weirs and Long Beach?

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Speaker 1: Are you hire? No, you don't know about you don't

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Speaker 1: know about you? Oh that that Long Beag dinner. I

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Speaker 1: went back to open then I came back because you know,

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Speaker 1: of put it in the okay and not ready. I

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Speaker 1: don't write it. I don't. I don't play them kind

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Speaker 1: of rein deer games. All the jokes I got in

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Speaker 1: my phone because I have stolen from Russell. Remember I

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Speaker 1: gave you some good ones that night. I've used them.

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Speaker 1: uh school estimate? Remember they told me the math. Now

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Speaker 1: you estimate, you gotta estimate, you know the math. And

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Speaker 1: Russell told me said, wyonn't you estimate these grades? And

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Speaker 1: I added something to it. Boom boom, boom boom thank you.

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Speaker 1: I'm good for punch up if they need it. I

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Speaker 1: need just some Okay, I really will. I'm writing something now.

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Speaker 1: I'm writing a Netflix specially even though I have no

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Speaker 1: literally sitting there waiting for you. It is because you know,

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Speaker 1: I look at the women that have done Netflix, it's

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Speaker 1: no you didn't. That was a slick move. Show me, no, no, no, no, wait,

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Speaker 1: girls always going black nail Paulo show. It's weird. I not, No,

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Speaker 1: with her feet, migrophone, I'm so sorry. Ships they're um not.

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Speaker 1: I can't take my boot off right now. Okay, what

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Speaker 1: It depends on what mood I'm in right now. I'm

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Speaker 1: remy you know, yeah, they know these cigars like there's

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Speaker 1: back to Kim said me fucking straight about her motherfucking

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Speaker 1: I wonder she's sneaky. You never see her with the guy.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't photograph with her man. The people around her

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Speaker 1: she is. Hilarious. Oh God, give me a click on

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Speaker 1: that one. Get your drink, Thank you baby. That was,

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Speaker 1: by the way, it was a decision I had to

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Speaker 1: I pulled out a red cup. Ago, that's a woman,

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Speaker 1: a classy woman. I'm gonna give her a red cup,

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Speaker 1: the red cup and a paper plate, a plastic for

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Speaker 1: I don't like to do this ship. I mean, that's

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Speaker 1: and gim a respectable blast today. May I say something

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Speaker 1: about that scene? To think about Russells that makes him

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Speaker 1: Just wanted to kick But what makes I'm happy with it.

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Speaker 1: at his house. Tiffany took me. Tiffany took me. Tiffany

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Speaker 1: So Tiffany took me to Eddie's house. And when I

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Speaker 1: what's his name? Eddie Jermaine Jermaine Fowler. Jermaine was there

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627
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Speaker 1: he probably got a massus somewhere up in here. I

628
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 1: get one here if you want, I'm gonna call my masseus.

629
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 1: You want to go, let me call manly hands to

630
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: manly I keep getting the backroom manly hands. Yeah, I

631
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 1: don't want no manly hands. No, I know you don't know. No,

632
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 1: what if you don't want me touch it? My feet

633
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: in my hands and the same size. I'm going to

634
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: have a hands many people. Kim, do you want to

635
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 1: come or you don't want to come? I always want

636
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 1: to come, but I will. You know what she's talking

637
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: racy because of me? Because Kim don't talk racy. We

638
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,359
Speaker 1: want him to talk racy. Yeah, we get, we get

639
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 1: the real Kim with you today? Is that dry? What

640
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 1: are you doing? A Kelly? What the fun? I called

641
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: this the Bill Cosby Special, enjoyer. Don't do that. Don't

642
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:56,240
Speaker 1: do that. That one still hurts. That yea brother named Russell.

643
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: I don't care you, Kelly. Don't use Bill the person.

644
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: We gave her what we gave her, the Harvey Weinstein Special.

645
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: You see the jeff Emstein you see you see they

646
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: didn't drug me. Why you didn't drug me? No? No, no,

647
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: no good you sip it. You don't explain something. I

648
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,720
Speaker 1: break up marriages when I drink. I'm not married yet.

649
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 1: Something but my mother glass, I can read your limbs

650
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 1: and imagine Kim. You know what, Kim Kim? Yeah, I

651
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 1: want to interview you on my YouTube show. I would

652
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: love to holds fired though we see the problem is

653
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: I hold because I'm still attached to Oprah in a way.

654
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: Yes I don't, but I'm cool. But I wait, I

655
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,399
Speaker 1: was that a thing? Like? That's the part I don't get.

656
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: It's like, I mean, I get it, but at the

657
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:59,399
Speaker 1: same time, it's like, why is fucking being real so illegal? Now? Well,

658
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's it's not a legal of

659
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: your brand because that's my brand. But she's affiliated with

660
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: all things clean and nice and and classy. I'm not

661
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: even known as a clean comic. They come and tell me, said,

662
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 1: can you tell? But you can't cuss? Good though, but

663
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: something motherfucker you put your heart in that one. Well.

664
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 1: The problem is when I do stand up. I remember

665
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 1: Larry David asked me that He was like, are you

666
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 1: a blue comic? I was like blue, No, are you

667
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: a Republican? Right now? What happened? Asked me? No, ship

668
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 1: like that. We were filming the scene. Me and Kim

669
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 1: audition for the same part on Curb your Enthusiasm. Kim

670
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: got it and she saved a life. Did you know

671
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 1: that she saved a mother a Mexican He got paid too. Yeah. No.

672
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: They had this that was accused and incarcerated for murder

673
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: one He said, I didn't do it. I was at

674
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: a basketball baseball game and they said well, and he

675
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: had the stub to the baseball game ticket at home

676
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: and said, this don't mean ship. Somebody could have gave

677
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: this to you. And Kim was the person that he

678
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: was sitting right behind at the baseball game shooting her

679
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 1: scene with Larry David. So that scene became testimony in

680
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,959
Speaker 1: his trial to prove that he could not have done

681
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: this murder because of the scene that she did. Motherfucking right,

682
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: she saved a life. Documentary called Long The Long Shot,

683
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: Long Shot, that's right, could have been me. He came

684
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: up to me at the bowling alley. He'd have spent

685
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: that million dollars. Whatever you got who gives the funk?

686
00:40:56,200 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: The fact is that he's a lie. Yeah, your lean

687
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: is free. He said he's Mexican. I made him sound

688
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: like my assistant, Eddie. You know Eddie Camp pronounced the

689
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,439
Speaker 1: letter T. It's almost a fucking D. No, no, don't

690
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: say that. No ship we were we were in Nashville time,

691
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: no, no no, no. But when we were in Nashville, Eddie,

692
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: because he's my assistant, he's been with me twelve years.

693
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,840
Speaker 1: I was like, Eddie, what hotel were staying in Nashville?

694
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: The Hudding? And I go, oh, google h U D

695
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 1: D O N because I were sucking Hudding and it

696
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: was the Hutton. Yeah, hotel called hotel right right, that Hudding.

697
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: He said the Hutton, but it was really the Hutton. Correct. Yeah,

698
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: but he's like the only motherfucking and pronounced it correct.

699
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: I have a bacheld Ice degree in English. While you

700
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: bullshitting so you didn't even say it right. No, he

701
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: said the Hunting, but no, he said the Hood. But

702
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: you said that. I'm with Hutton now, but that's not correct.

703
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 1: I have to soften up. What's ther time behind the tea? Hey,

704
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: what kind of goat meat is that Muddon. Hey, do

705
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: you like Muddon? Hey? So yeah, you're from Canada, so

706
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,240
Speaker 1: you've been up there. I've done the Montreal Comedy Festival.

707
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: One of the greatest things I was there with the

708
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: year you were there, one of the years you were

709
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 1: there left Loz. But I found I couldn't understand why

710
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: there was so many black ros Safarians in Canada, West Indians.

711
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 1: The Toronto not monked by all. And Toronto's where I'm from.

712
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 1: And you know who was over miles last night? Another

713
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:50,919
Speaker 1: Canadian spent the night, Caroline ray I was Carolinia. Oh yeah,

714
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: you guys love each other. Yeah, yeah, Caroline's great. She

715
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,240
Speaker 1: said she was gonna put me on her Disney show. Oh,

716
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 1: I gotta remind she said that last year and then

717
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 1: she was like, Oh, I'm to make you the coolest

718
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 1: dad ever. I'm gonna put you on my show. Is

719
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 1: that that would be fucking great? Caroline. I'm going to

720
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: remink she's a really sweet lad. It's a very nice lady.

721
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: She will she will offer some stuff and give people stuff.

722
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: She really does. I'm gonna text her ask too, right now,

723
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I'm gonna do. But I Caroline yeah,

724
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: another great person. She was over there and I'm her

725
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 1: daughter's godmother. Really, the Greek baby, the Greek baby and

726
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: up tall as hell like her daddy. He was opening

727
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: that really, Yeah, that was her opening that know what

728
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:46,359
Speaker 1: that means? Yeah, you give them gifts on their birth out.

729
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: If they pass, you take the kid. He Oh no, bitch,

730
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: you did it in front of the Lord. You're gonna

731
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: talk about how you talking. You're gonna say the Lord Lord? Yeah,

732
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 1: but how mama, if anything happens in Caroline right relative

733
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 1: god kids, I was just asking about Joshua. Well, you know,

734
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: I feel like Godfather. Now you go, no, no, we

735
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 1: tell her what happened. Okay, let me tell you the story. Okay,

736
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 1: So Russell, so you'll know. So I've known Russell, but

737
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: I've never loved him. Okay, this is the day I

738
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: fell in love with Actually, this is when I became

739
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: a stalker because I started asking Jackie Fabricus. I was like, so,

740
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: what's he doing? How's he doing? Really? Can you tell him?

741
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: I said, hot, because I didn't have his number or

742
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 1: anything like that. So this is what happened. One Christmas.

743
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: I was Joshua might have been six, seven years old.

744
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 1: We were in Target and we were shopping and grabbing

745
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: some stuff and you know, just a few things in

746
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: the basket and I got him like a Lego set

747
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: and some things. We got in line and Russell was

748
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: either behind us or he was in front of So

749
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 1: Russell bought his stuff and then he said, I'll take

750
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: her card too. I was like this what I was like,

751
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: hey Russell because he said hey Kim, and I was

752
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: and his mother and his mother was with him, and

753
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,919
Speaker 1: he was like, I'll take Russell on burn the house down.

754
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,439
Speaker 1: So he said I'll take I'll take her stuff too.

755
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,240
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, said, I have never with my son.

756
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: And then he turned and said he said, do you

757
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 1: have what you want? Joshua? Did you know? Did you

758
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 1: get what you want? Joshua didn't know what to say.

759
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 1: And I was like this, no, he doesn't. I was like,

760
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: go get that. What do you say? He said? But

761
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 1: I wanted the bigger one, That's what it was. He

762
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: didn't have the he wanted. Because I was like this,

763
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: you can't get that, get this one. And he told

764
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: him he said I wanted the bigger one, and josh

765
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: and he told him to go get it. Get it.

766
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: He ran and got it, and Russell took care. Let

767
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 1: me tell you something right that day because it made

768
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:55,359
Speaker 1: me because he didn't know me. It wasn't you know,

769
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: but you didn't I know, but you was like, oh

770
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 1: my boy, let me take care of her. You were

771
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: doing a gesture for my son and for me. And

772
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: that's when I knew. I saw your heart and I

773
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 1: was like, I want to give him something. You know

774
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 1: what that was? You know what that was, Kim. That

775
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,399
Speaker 1: was um me remembering when you had my back, when

776
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 1: nobody had my back that day on Bethany and I said,

777
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,800
Speaker 1: this woman had me when nobody else. I was alone

778
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,959
Speaker 1: in the room and she stood right beside me and said,

779
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 1: I got you. Don't made me cry. That's why I

780
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: did that, because I was like, you didn't know. You

781
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 1: didn't need to stand up for me that day. You

782
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 1: couldn't let me get eaten by the wolves. Oh my god.

783
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: She couldn't let me get eaten by the wolves. But

784
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 1: her and Aubrey, matter of fact, stood up for me

785
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 1: that day. I never really stayed in touch with though,

786
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 1: but I think I wanted the banger, so I never,

787
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: but I never. That's what you didn't want to bang

788
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: me something. I didn't want to bang you. But I

789
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: was like, you were already talking already the One Man

790
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: Party ten years twenty or twenty one years before that,

791
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 1: that was so so. But how we say, how you

792
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: pay it forward or how things you don't know? I

793
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: didn't know that about you. And then I see you

794
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 1: and you do that for my son, and now we're

795
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: here and we are friends. Now I'm the same note,

796
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 1: I'm the same now. I'm uncomfortable now. I don't like

797
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: to be vulnerable in front of y'all. On the same note,

798
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: during this quarantine, Russell was on a live with I

799
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 1: don't even know who, but I chimed in and like

800
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: it was me and Angelo, Yeah, Angelo Frucus, Yes, and

801
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: I tied and they was like Len's on Boa and

802
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: then we talked on the Instagram or something like that.

803
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: We talked on Instagram after that, He's like, I love you.

804
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 1: You know what's good, You're good, you need anything, And

805
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. I must said something like, well, you know, busul,

806
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: I don't use some groceries are so Because it was

807
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: at the beginning when everything we didn't know what we

808
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: could do, whether we could leave, I said, do you

809
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 1: need groceries or anything? Actually, he said, send me a

810
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:52,959
Speaker 1: list and I'll get you grows. I sent him a list.

811
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: Within like twelve hours, that motherfucker had all my list

812
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 1: depleted and delivered to my door. What he got me

813
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:06,359
Speaker 1: groceries during the quarantine. Well, in all fairness, Eddie did

814
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: the work on that. I found that out. Did you

815
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:13,919
Speaker 1: say all fairness? Really? And yeah, he happened. But Eddie,

816
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 1: But Eddie, Eddie did, dude, that mother she did really

817
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:23,399
Speaker 1: assistance felled to you're gonna take your sea, take that ship.

818
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: Fact gotten, I got you overep that word. Yeah, because

819
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,319
Speaker 1: I said, I want Eddie, thank you, baby. I'm listening, Kim,

820
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: I'm so got Well, I need you to ask your woman.

821
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: First of all. I want to because you Kim, there's

822
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: a there's a there's a theory. It's called eating is

823
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 1: not cheating. Um, you guys ain't gonna do this in

824
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: front of me. You know you think I'll tell you

825
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 1: I love him? I call this Yeah, Well I don't know. No,

826
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: you're comfortable my legs right, black girl, don't do that ship.

827
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 1: If you make a decisions, I have to bow down

828
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 1: and be like that's the decision made. I take it

829
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 1: like a motherfucking g if you make a decision, and

830
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,319
Speaker 1: that's what it is. But you can't have your cake

831
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 1: eat it too. I don't give a funk. How mediocre

832
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:27,919
Speaker 1: and rich youall as is the medioc your a more

833
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: wine from She's listen. I can say that being an

834
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 1: average old sexy bitch. Oh my god, baby, you're nice.

835
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: So are you a manager? Like a real manage? So

836
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 1: we're gonna get him on Caroline Ratio on Disney. Okay,

837
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 1: but cow men, you go back to that conversation I

838
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: talked to you about in the kitchen, because he's been bullshit.

839
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: We could be there right now. I had people interested.

840
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: He's an asshole mediocre. Now when I think about that,

841
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: I'm talking about you. What do now? You dropped the ball?

842
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 1: Remember when the Great Show Ideas it ain't dropped it.

843
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 1: That was a year ago. We could have had it

844
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: down during Quarantine a Shepherd Soul the show. You got

845
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 1: Bentley working on it for us. Bentley you want to,

846
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: but you don't want to tell me by sign this thing.

847
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: I can't say, but you drop my name absolutely, I'm like, really,

848
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:37,319
Speaker 1: thank you so much, And then it's time you want

849
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 1: to let these other people you Okay, No, here's the

850
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 1: thing for For For me, it was a confidence issue.

851
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 1: For me, it's all about like I knew where I

852
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 1: was financially, but that doesn't mean anything to me. Money

853
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: never meant shipped to me. It was never about money.

854
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 1: For me. It was about talking to you after the show.

855
00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 1: That's the case. It was all about getting respected. So

856
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,879
Speaker 1: for me, it was all about getting respects. I wanted

857
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: to respect first. Now. But when you say that respect

858
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 1: in stand up, because you have that or respect in

859
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: the acting world, both really either or I wanted them

860
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 1: to respect me, to be like, yo, that motherfucker is funny,

861
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 1: and I wasn't going to stop until motherfucker said I

862
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:19,800
Speaker 1: was funny. But but but you already have that in

863
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: stand up. I have that for my fans, Okay. So

864
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: I wanted it from my peers. Everybody's because everybody's got

865
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 1: to click. Like Fluffy has got his click. I got

866
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 1: no click, click, you got you gotta click. I got

867
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: a little click, dude, you gotta click. I got Ruben Paul,

868
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 1: that's my man. Ruben is like the softest lips. No,

869
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: I'm talking about an audience. He kissed me one day.

870
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 1: He did kiss me. No, no, he just kissed me

871
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: one day and this long, long years ago, just I

872
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: don't remember. Wait lines are good bye tonight. But I

873
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: think he's just the nicest, nicest, and so is rcle

874
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: Julio White. He's a really nice guy, very nice. Better

875
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: he's very nice too. But I don't kiss a lot

876
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 1: of people, and people I don't know people don't kiss me.

877
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 1: I did a podcast and I interviewed the ear this

878
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 1: timas you know, Roger wait Rod from What's Happening and

879
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 1: also Mr Omar from Everybody Hates Chris. I got him

880
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: to talk so dirty about the industry and about what's

881
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 1: fun me. You would never expect him to be old baby.

882
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: You know. I have a way of drawing us nasty

883
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 1: side out of people, the nasty side, Like I want

884
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 1: to have a deeper conversation with Russell, this respect thing.

885
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 1: I know, maybe I'll do it after the show, because

886
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,799
Speaker 1: I gotta we'll talk about another we can still talk about.

887
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:56,319
Speaker 1: I'm trying to understand how people say you don't have

888
00:52:56,360 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 1: the respect. Okay, let's look at success in my one

889
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: for you respect Okay. So I think the problem is

890
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 1: because I came up in Canada, and when I moved

891
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: to America fifteen years ago, people thought that I was

892
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: some sort of like flash in the pan, like I

893
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: just had like some sort of online hit, and I

894
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: became this guy who started doing stand up after a year.

895
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 1: People didn't know I came up. I started in eighty

896
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:26,319
Speaker 1: nine and I would do all the black rooms in

897
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,319
Speaker 1: New York in the mid nineties. I used to sleep

898
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: on Patrese O'Neil's couch Patrese and Keith Robinson when they

899
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 1: lived in Woodbridge, New Jersey. Back in Canada. Let me

900
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: in Canada, I think worldwide Patrese is really posthumously, but

901
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 1: he's not popular. Also with a lot of black people.

902
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 1: Are not him to Patrese o neil because yeah, but

903
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:58,879
Speaker 1: you're talking about you want respect among your peers. The

904
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 1: thing is, if you're from Canada, or if you're from

905
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 1: the South, even and you do comedy, the only people

906
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: that um, we're slamming and making names for themselves were

907
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 1: out of the East Coast and out of the West

908
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:19,839
Speaker 1: Coast period l A and New York. Have you were

909
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:22,439
Speaker 1: from Chicago, you were probably in Chicago, but I didn't

910
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:25,879
Speaker 1: mean probably in l a from the Chicago's on fight

911
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: right now. I know, but we're not talking about that

912
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 1: right now. You can't happiers with people right now. You

913
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 1: can only have piers when people who've been doing it right. So,

914
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 1: but like the cast that knew me, we're like the

915
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 1: like the guys that we were on the grind with

916
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:43,399
Speaker 1: were like at the same time, was me, Godfrey, Mike

917
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 1: epps Um Godfrey is still over here. Godfrey's about to

918
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 1: blow up things. He's all about black and yeah, he's

919
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: everything about as far as people who listen. When you

920
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,359
Speaker 1: walk down the street, you can pick anybody and say

921
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 1: name me your ten favorite comedians. First of all, they're

922
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:14,839
Speaker 1: gonna name ten men first of all, see and then

923
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: you say, well what about one the sis And they go,

924
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:21,919
Speaker 1: oh yeah, oh yeah, what about Lord? Hey? Right right?

925
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 1: What about small? I love someone? But they don't think

926
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 1: of you first? Then out of the ten women don't, right,

927
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:38,279
Speaker 1: I do I do in my top ten? Really? I

928
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,799
Speaker 1: just like the fact that she said, some foul as

929
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 1: ship how many people you have on your podcast at

930
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:45,760
Speaker 1: one time? We need you on the mic though, Okay,

931
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 1: I was because I gotta go pee again. The restaurm

932
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,279
Speaker 1: right there you can pick up the slack. One does

933
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 1: the restaurant right there. Kim, I dare you. Let's go

934
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 1: be in the pool him, he was, Kim, Kim, let's

935
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,879
Speaker 1: go pee in the pool. I've already pet in this pool.

936
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:09,360
Speaker 1: That's how you get them people. And that way they

937
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,880
Speaker 1: swimming a little, we're swimming. It's like a witch's brew.

938
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 1: She already pete in your pool. Everything. I tried to

939
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 1: do this, bitch get damn before me. She didn't. She didn't.

940
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:27,279
Speaker 1: You were at the pool first, Lunel. She said, why

941
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:30,319
Speaker 1: I gotta go to the outside because it's right there,

942
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:35,279
Speaker 1: it's closer. It's really nice to you'll see. Ain't that

943
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 1: a bit a towel the whole town the towel? Damn?

944
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:50,439
Speaker 1: Kim got that? What God damn. I don't do well

945
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:54,400
Speaker 1: on tap and I don't do well at auditions period,

946
00:56:55,000 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: Like I'm covering like a horrible But I'm give me

947
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,799
Speaker 1: the job, give me the job. I'll do the job.

948
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 1: You know what the thing is when, especially if they

949
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: make you audition, they want a Lunelle type, like, bitch

950
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:12,839
Speaker 1: just hired Lunelle. Motherfucker hire me. I can do the job,

951
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 1: but I can't do the audition. I'm bad at memorization.

952
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 1: I'm with you, you know, and you're phenomenal when you

953
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 1: get the gig. When I get the gig, I'll give

954
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 1: you what you want. You are a phenomenal. Not to

955
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: blow smoke up your ass, but you are the best

956
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 1: thing and everything you're in your mother. As long as

957
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: I have a face, you have a place to sit.

958
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 1: And that was the line. Tell you a little Asian

959
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 1: girl and a little blaze and girlfriend that she knows

960
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 1: she's a big fan of yours. I said you were

961
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 1: coming over because oh my god, I love lull. She

962
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,680
Speaker 1: met Kim. We had dinner with She was very quiet.

963
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 1: That was uncomfortable and saying your place. Bit. I was

964
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: looking at the titties and I didn't want to great

965
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 1: tittiest and I was mad because I have great titties.

966
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: But I had a good three something like twenty years.

967
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:10,640
Speaker 1: Nothing right now, I'm about to go, You had three, Eddie.

968
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 1: Was never happen. Just so you know, he has the antibodies.

969
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 1: Shut up. So I'm surrounded by don's been enough time

970
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:34,040
Speaker 1: with your man. I am just come and hang out

971
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 1: in this burn her damn eyelashes off as long as

972
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 1: I just ain't wearing a wig. Oh, I know, but

973
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: the wigs catch fire? Do that you've had that happen?

974
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, because I don't. If Luelle wore a wig,

975
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 1: I actually think it would not be we'd be like

976
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 1: I wear. I wear two wigs and coming to America,

977
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 1: and I'm excited about that. I wear two weeks in that.

978
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 1: That's Caroline I've got is she calling Caroline? Right is

979
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 1: on the phone. Put her on the phone, Say hello, Caroline,

980
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 1: you're from Montreal? Right are really pretty? We don't know

981
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 1: each other. Listen, I was never sure of you from

982
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 1: montrealer from Toronto, and it's so hurtful. That's the thing.

983
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 1: I don't remember if you're interesting here before Wait, I

984
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 1: don't listen. I remember that your baby's daddy is Greek.

985
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 1: That's what I remember. I have any money left? Or

986
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 1: did the girl take it off? Listen? You already know,

987
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: you already know. I'm the worst baby mama maker ever.

988
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 1: Oh god, I got two baby momas. You know, two

989
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 1: kids to baby mamas. Average guy. She's called you average

990
00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 1: kids call me average looking, which is you know what?

991
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: You know? What? It's in all fairness, I agree with her.

992
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 1: I always say I'm average looking at I ain't ugly,

993
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 1: I ain't good, I'm just like ugly. Lunelle is the

994
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 1: realest motherfucker I know. Dude or female, don't matter. Lunelle

995
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 1: is the realest motherfucker I know. And that's why I

996
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 1: love Lunelle, because, yeah, but that might h ain't never

997
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 1: gonna hurt you. It's only gonna help. It'll hurt you immediately.

998
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 1: In the long run, it'll help you. And I'm not

999
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 1: talking about Prince because I see the Prince tattoo on

1000
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:33,280
Speaker 1: your wrist, on your on your fist, and uh, I

1001
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: have a do you have a Prince story? I've never

1002
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 1: met Prince. I know that Prince has had an affinity

1003
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 1: for women from Oakland, right. One of his first background

1004
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 1: singers was named bunny Boy. Yeah, she's from Oakland, right. Okay,

1005
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell you funny Prince story. Okay if you want

1006
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: to hear, sure, okay 's just gonna tell us a

1007
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 1: funny Prince. It's because I have a Prince mask and

1008
01:00:56,680 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 1: I have a Prince tattoo. Hi, Kim, Okay, look, Kim, Hi,

1009
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 1: you tell Okay, maybe it might not be you tell

1010
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 1: me this, Okay, any long story short years ago, I

1011
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 1: got all the time in the world. Baby, years ago,

1012
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 1: I never got to go back. Okay, here's my press,

1013
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 1: get you ready. Okay, many years ago, when Prince was

1014
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 1: still alive, I banged his manager. What who was this

1015
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:26,560
Speaker 1: Indian girl? Girl named Cindy. I don't want to say

1016
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 1: her name, right, Okay, we'll call that named Cindy who

1017
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 1: happened to be princes She's Prince's manager at the time. Well,

1018
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 1: what kind of manager is that? That will fuck you?

1019
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, because he's average in medio, because it's

1020
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 1: average with game average with games a good game, we'll

1021
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 1: talk panties. That's right. Okay, she's a real girl or

1022
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 1: fake grass in the pool, whatever, whatever it takes. I'm

1023
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 1: in fake grass all day. So you are. We're hotell

1024
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,280
Speaker 1: in her hotel room. Brother, we're in her hotel room.

1025
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 1: She's complaining about him. Does you have a sweet? No? Actually,

1026
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 1: just a regular his manager, but she doesn't have a

1027
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 1: sweet because she's got a sweet. He got a story.

1028
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:16,960
Speaker 1: I'm interesting. He's the artist. She's the man. He's like,

1029
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 1: you know what, I gotta kickside fan. I'm good, right, Okay,

1030
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 1: that's right, because I'm not getting you a sweet right, right,

1031
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:26,600
Speaker 1: and a fool And that's right. And she was a

1032
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 1: good manager because she wasn't trying to blow his money

1033
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 1: on her ship. That's right. She was protecting right. Yeah,

1034
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:35,840
Speaker 1: she's complaining about how he's flaky and just leaves and

1035
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 1: we'll call her and say, yo, I left my ship.

1036
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 1: I've gone picked my ship up and meet me back

1037
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 1: wherever we're going to be. So she pulls out his

1038
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 1: little soup bag and I unzipped his soup bag and

1039
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Speaker 1: his little boots fall out. Why didn't you do why

1040
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 1: I got to be little boots shoes soup bag? Because

1041
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:56,320
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, this is princess clothes. I'm a fan.

1042
01:02:56,840 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 1: I mean, you ain't got no bag. Where did she

1043
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 1: ask you to hang something back up? And he held

1044
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 1: it up and it was a little last bag and

1045
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 1: you unzipped it and you got to play you out

1046
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:12,400
Speaker 1: of order naked in the room. I'm not thinking about it.

1047
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:16,760
Speaker 1: What I'm thinking about the nuts I'm about, you know,

1048
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,640
Speaker 1: over nothing up, Princess. What the funk is wrong with

1049
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 1: his little lass boots falling? Oh my god? And I'm like, yo,

1050
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 1: these are his little lass Oh my god? I'm not

1051
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:30,560
Speaker 1: speaking to you no more. And he's got about seven

1052
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 1: blouses in there. Please don't say nothing else, call me back,

1053
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 1: nothing else. I don't want to get a restaurant. No,

1054
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 1: you don't do that shirt Sheila. Why are you playing

1055
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:52,080
Speaker 1: blocks no silo ass boots that you're not blouse. That's

1056
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 1: a diss. No, it's not, because the fucking is you're

1057
01:03:55,320 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 1: not shirt average videocres motherfuck, Oh my god, you want

1058
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 1: to have a baby back. You want to have my party,

1059
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,240
Speaker 1: and I might not funk with him no more. But

1060
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:12,160
Speaker 1: we got by my party in the back yard. But

1061
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:14,400
Speaker 1: I may not funk with him no more. Can I

1062
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 1: tell you already up, that's why you don't give women

1063
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:24,960
Speaker 1: nothing to drink. I told you, And you say it's

1064
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 1: happing about Bruno. I'm a fuck this whole patio, so

1065
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 1: like little dudes, I'm like that's really soft leather. I'm like, yes,

1066
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 1: it is incredible. And then I grabbed his shirts and

1067
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:46,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, back up, what you grab We don't

1068
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 1: want him to be redundant. So I want to change

1069
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 1: in the shirts. Okay, okay, okay, So I grabbed his shirts.

1070
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:53,040
Speaker 1: I grabbed one of his shirts and I go, yo,

1071
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 1: let me put this shirt on. She goes, no, put

1072
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:59,200
Speaker 1: this one on is bigger, right? I go, all right,

1073
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,920
Speaker 1: I'll put this one on. So I grabbed one and

1074
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 1: I put it on. You print shirt, and I'm like, yo,

1075
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:16,600
Speaker 1: he smells fantastic. Prince smelt incredible. What No, I didn't

1076
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:21,360
Speaker 1: know what he got his own scent. I had no clue. Listen,

1077
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 1: I'm telling you some good details of the now. He

1078
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:28,800
Speaker 1: smelled incredible. I was like, yo, business. So I put

1079
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:30,720
Speaker 1: it on and I'm like, oh my god. She goes,

1080
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:33,720
Speaker 1: I go can I take a picture. She goes, no,

1081
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 1: you're kidding me. I'll lose my job. I was like, alright, fine,

1082
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:41,640
Speaker 1: could you take right because listen, after we smash everything,

1083
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, she gets a call she has to

1084
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:49,480
Speaker 1: leave the room. Well, she left the room. You tug up.

1085
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 1: Took a selfie with that shirt of brilliant, with that

1086
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 1: blouse on. That's a blouse. That's a bouse. That's a blouse.

1087
01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:01,520
Speaker 1: That's that's a blow the blouse. It was real a

1088
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:06,720
Speaker 1: crip or some ship. Chi you are look at you

1089
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 1: seven years ago. Wow. You know I'm mad at you,

1090
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:16,360
Speaker 1: but I'm not mad and then I never posted the picture.

1091
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:19,840
Speaker 1: But when he passed, I found a picture of him

1092
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:22,680
Speaker 1: wearing the same shirt, and I split screen the picture

1093
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:25,480
Speaker 1: to go back to Yo, Graham, and I said that

1094
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:30,520
Speaker 1: one time I was left alone with Prince wardrobe. Fuck yeah,

1095
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:36,160
Speaker 1: I'm not bad no more. And then never had that balls? Never?

1096
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:38,680
Speaker 1: And then would you have had the balls? I would

1097
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:42,840
Speaker 1: have never had the ball. And I've never been that ball.

1098
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,960
Speaker 1: But men are crazy, No, I said, when you had

1099
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,160
Speaker 1: the balls, I would have never had the ball. I

1100
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:50,960
Speaker 1: have never had the ball, the whole word. I'd never

1101
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:54,360
Speaker 1: had the ball. I got to spend New Year's Eve

1102
01:06:54,360 --> 01:07:03,360
Speaker 1: with Prince a whole year. It was me, Prince, now

1103
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:09,080
Speaker 1: Rogers and John bon Jovi. Yeah, what the hell? What? Wait?

1104
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:13,680
Speaker 1: So it was one night right we were in Turks

1105
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:18,720
Speaker 1: and Cacos. Oh wow. No, I was only there because

1106
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,960
Speaker 1: now Rogers is my friend. And now I was like, Yo,

1107
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:31,720
Speaker 1: we're going to Turks. I won't yow, can you call now?

1108
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,560
Speaker 1: I gotta call my agent back. Oh wow, here we go.

1109
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:41,560
Speaker 1: It's Hollywood, everybody. No, because I called now, Roger, you

1110
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:43,560
Speaker 1: call you. I called my agent because I got I'm

1111
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:55,160
Speaker 1: gonna calling stop, I gotta call now Rogers. I'm calling

1112
01:07:55,200 --> 01:08:02,880
Speaker 1: now right now, okay, call now Roger's FaceTime brother people,

1113
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:27,439
Speaker 1: my daddy. I loved if I knew right now, love Lily, Lily, Hi,

1114
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:32,519
Speaker 1: remember me, Hi? I met you befar at the sun anyway.

1115
01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:36,559
Speaker 1: Damn she she did the whole thing. I'm a motherfucking fair.

1116
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:39,840
Speaker 1: Now we got to steal a screenshot because we want

1117
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:49,960
Speaker 1: to take a picture with you. Say your freak out, Russ.

1118
01:08:53,160 --> 01:09:01,759
Speaker 1: They dared me now, danceybod new dance case. The reading

1119
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:08,160
Speaker 1: believable average to be had by everyone. Tell you can

1120
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:11,680
Speaker 1: me down. I'm good, young and oh are doing it?

1121
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:15,040
Speaker 1: I'm talking. I'm just a flash that you were able

1122
01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:19,080
Speaker 1: to answer. Thanks time unless I'm ready and you ain't

1123
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:25,560
Speaker 1: done at night and then it's shining away and I

1124
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:32,320
Speaker 1: was my brother. I couldn't help it. Now okay, then

1125
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:35,120
Speaker 1: we go get in. I never I never was able

1126
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 1: to go a disco fifty studio fifty for that's one

1127
01:09:40,439 --> 01:09:44,080
Speaker 1: of my regrets. Just got out of control over here,

1128
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:48,479
Speaker 1: we are out of control. My brother appreciates you by

1129
01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:55,719
Speaker 1: now call me baby, hit me in my nudes, wondering

1130
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:58,640
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you're figuring that out. Damn now, I

1131
01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:06,000
Speaker 1: holler back, all right, yeah, I'll he probably got old

1132
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:10,479
Speaker 1: Filipino to something like that. I don't nobody will love

1133
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:15,320
Speaker 1: the black woman. Don't know. I got two black stepdaughters.

1134
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:22,200
Speaker 1: Now what Jesus listen, Lunell, you're a legendary lady. Well,

1135
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:26,120
Speaker 1: I don't know that's true or not, but some people

1136
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,400
Speaker 1: think so. No, I know, so I'm not saying it

1137
01:10:28,439 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 1: to flatter you. You are that person. Uh. I think

1138
01:10:36,439 --> 01:10:41,120
Speaker 1: that you may be right, but I don't really feel

1139
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:44,000
Speaker 1: that way because I think that you know what the

1140
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:46,519
Speaker 1: thing is that I know that I'm a person of

1141
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:50,240
Speaker 1: the people, but I also equate success with like this

1142
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:53,920
Speaker 1: and like that and stuff. You know, you're like the

1143
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:56,960
Speaker 1: Nancy hustle and fucking comedy. Yeah, that's why I don't

1144
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:58,920
Speaker 1: want you to go nowhere though. I want you to

1145
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:01,479
Speaker 1: be here so we can celebrate. You can I get

1146
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:03,960
Speaker 1: a big house over here and then go back and vinceit.

1147
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:05,920
Speaker 1: Let me tell something. I would give you my house

1148
01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:07,719
Speaker 1: and move to where you're at just to make you happy.

1149
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,920
Speaker 1: But you know what I leaving me? She said, it

1150
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:15,800
Speaker 1: was average. I said, do a perfect and beautiful I

1151
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:18,040
Speaker 1: want to do a show like that. Call. Can you

1152
01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:21,920
Speaker 1: go back and you take somebody who's rich and put

1153
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:24,920
Speaker 1: them back like in the studio apartment or one very

1154
01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:27,880
Speaker 1: keep your ideas to your damn self. I've done that.

1155
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:30,680
Speaker 1: It didn't work, So now I'm telling no, that's why

1156
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:34,360
Speaker 1: somebody was I want to do a show about somebody

1157
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:37,200
Speaker 1: who's uber rich and then go back to your regular

1158
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:40,080
Speaker 1: life before they were rich, and take somebody who's not

1159
01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:44,400
Speaker 1: rich uber rich. This was fun. I didn't think. I

1160
01:11:44,439 --> 01:11:48,400
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be some bullshit. Come on, knew

1161
01:11:48,439 --> 01:11:51,720
Speaker 1: I was gonna be. Can I tell you what the

1162
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:54,840
Speaker 1: best moment was for me? Me being average? How did

1163
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:58,320
Speaker 1: you know? I almost be in the chair? What she said?

1164
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:02,759
Speaker 1: She's rich but average? Looking up thought always going your average?

1165
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:06,720
Speaker 1: Where to lie? Where do lie? It is not a lie?

1166
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:10,120
Speaker 1: I'm the green. What do you think I'm fucking fine?

1167
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:18,519
Speaker 1: Or some average ass bitch that knows my angles? Said?

1168
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:22,120
Speaker 1: I know my angles? Okay, you got dimples? So what

1169
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:28,120
Speaker 1: ya kim with her? With her above average big fat said?

1170
01:12:28,439 --> 01:12:37,040
Speaker 1: She said, She's just said I got Dawn polls. I

1171
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:41,599
Speaker 1: want to thank my beautiful guests, my baby girl, Lunell,

1172
01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:45,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Lunell has also just dropped her mic like

1173
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:52,439
Speaker 1: a literal mic drop. She did, Hello, Hello, And I

1174
01:12:52,479 --> 01:12:55,759
Speaker 1: want to thank Lunelle and my my wife, Kim Whitley,

1175
01:12:56,960 --> 01:13:01,880
Speaker 1: my bottom bitch, Lunell, my wife Kim Whitley, and uh

1176
01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:07,679
Speaker 1: and Courtney with her chiptoe nails. I'll come prepare next time.

1177
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:11,599
Speaker 1: You know, when you fun with comics, they're gonna call

1178
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:13,600
Speaker 1: you out, all right. I want to thank everybody for

1179
01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:17,040
Speaker 1: tuning into Culturally Canceled. And if this episode doesn't get

1180
01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:22,479
Speaker 1: me canceled, I don't know what will. Hey. I hope

1181
01:13:22,479 --> 01:13:25,400
Speaker 1: you guys enjoyed this episode of Culturally Canceled. Um. If

1182
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:27,200
Speaker 1: you're looking to see me live, you can go to

1183
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:29,920
Speaker 1: Russell Peters dot com and check out my tour dates.

1184
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:33,280
Speaker 1: I got some shows coming up. I got I got

1185
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:35,479
Speaker 1: shows coming up in New Jersey at the Stress Factory,

1186
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:38,519
Speaker 1: but unfortunately that's sold out, really unfortunate for you, very

1187
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:42,400
Speaker 1: fortunate for me. But otherwise check it out. Dates are

1188
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:45,679
Speaker 1: popping up there. The numbers are going up with sales

1189
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:48,360
Speaker 1: not to COVID, so come and check me out.