WEBVTT - #220: Nice House Ya Got Here, Mr. Gorilla 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:08.480 Start up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:15.520 start Up. They make it noise, dot Up, Dot Up, 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:21.599 Episode two twenty. This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yeah, yeah, 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:25.200 you've heard all about it some people. Yeah, you know what, 0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:29.319 some people they were told about it this week. I'm 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:31.479 sure there's at least a few new listeners that have 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:35.240 never ever experienced what we've been doing here for the 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:37.440 past four years or something. Go back and listen episode 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:38.800 zero and then come back in a year when you 0:00:38.840 --> 0:00:40.440 catch up. Well no, no no, no, no, hold on a second, 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:44.720 listen to this episode. First the rules. Yeah, well, let's 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:47.479 let's welcome the audience now, and then there's gonna be 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:49.840 some things they might hear that It's like, wait a second, 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:51.599 what do they mean by that? Is that an inside joke? 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:53.880 I don't understand. And let me tell you who doesn't 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:58.000 listen to our podcast. Today we were swarmed on the 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:01.200 other straight morning show with tech messages from people who 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:04.720 clearly do not listen to the Brooken Boys podcast because 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:08.479 somehow our morning show was talking about the expression break 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:12.080 a leg and where does the expression come from? And 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:15.920 we must have gotten thirty tweets, tweets, thirty text messages 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:18.280 from people saying, you know it means you want to 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:21.640 be part of the cast. That is not what it means. 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:25.280 And we've established covered that on this podcast. So it 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:27.600 tells me that all of those people need to be informed. 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:29.800 They need to listen to the Brooken Boys podcast because 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:33.080 they would be so listen. Of the thirty one person 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:35.679 wrote back, a bunch of people wrote back, thank you, 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:38.480 I learned something today. Thank you. That's great because I 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:40.119 sent them links, you know, telling them what it means 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:41.920 and where it comes from, or at least one of 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:44.560 the more important theories of where it comes from. And 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:48.920 one person wrote back, no, you're wrong, Okay, you go 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:53.120 on in life and think that that's what it means. Yeah. Uh. 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:56.360 And by the way, as we sit here doing this podcast, 0:01:57.040 --> 0:02:00.440 our friends Sam from the elves Duran Big Show, she's 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:04.600 with her fiance William and their dog at our favorite 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:09.120 pizza place, LM. Beachmoney Gardens in Brooklyn, and had they 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:12.320 go there without telling us bringing a spa pizza. Well, 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:15.240 I you know, I hope she didn't break the cardinal rule. 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:18.920 Cardinal rule is you order the fucking square, you don't 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:21.960 get the round pie. There, I got a different with 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.960 you a little bit. The square is while you go there. 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:28.680 The square is life changing, the sicilian or the square, 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:31.640 whichever you want to call it. But the round is 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:34.359 not while you go there. But it is also a 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:37.040 perfect New York slice of pizza. It is a just 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:41.560 a perfect here it is plain slice of pizza. And 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:45.040 that is the epitome of old school New York pizza. Well, 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:48.040 I texted her and I said, Sam, I said, I 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:51.000 hope you're eating square pie. They're not the round. Don't 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:52.720 do it. Don't make the trip just for this, just 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:55.519 for the round pie. And she goes, are you kidding me? Scary? 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:58.880 I have a tattooed on my ass practically that you 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:02.440 come for this where the squares where it's at all? Right? 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:07.000 That I did want to shout out Brandy Rodkowski, who 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:10.640 amazingly on Twitter is at Brandy Rodkowski. I don't know. 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:13.280 I don't know how our Brandy got that. She writes 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:15.440 to all of us. Because just a reminder, we were 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:17.320 on and you guys listen in order you know, we 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:20.320 were on the BAM Wedding podcast with Sam and Bill, 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:23.760 Bill and Sam or Sam and William Williams, Sam and 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:27.120 uh Brandy wrote listen to it just for y'all. That 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:31.080 means you and me. Um, although um, it's hard to 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:33.200 decipher who y'all is because she wrote it to me, 0:03:33.320 --> 0:03:35.760 you and the other two guys from their podcast Listen 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:38.400 to it just for y'all, and I'm hooked. Brodie gives 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:41.840 actual real life advice Scary. I love you, you boogie bastard. 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:44.160 I'm gonna have another wedding, and I invite you. I'll 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:46.800 invite you just for the gift, because Scary is a 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:50.120 big gift giver. Some people, Uh, some people were in 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:55.000 tears with laughter. Apparently, we we we killed we crushed 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:56.960 it a good episode, well we you know, listen, we 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:59.360 have a nice rapport with Sam normally, and uh, it 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:02.720 was nice to do a podcast with Bill William And 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:06.040 by the way, for those that didn't know, that's that's 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:09.360 that's steam room steam room will that's the guy who 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:12.600 working rubbed it, worked out Scary and rubbed them up 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:15.680 and down in the sauna. Yeah, that guy's all muscle. 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:18.080 You know, they see that human body has two six 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:23.600 muscles and six bones. Uh, you can see pretty much 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:25.520 all of them. That guy has got so much definition. 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:27.720 I'm like, oh, that's what they all are. Yeah, I 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:29.440 don't have one in that area, or I do, but 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:32.040 you can't find it. Yeah, it's under this somewhere. Layers 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:37.880 of fat anyway, eating too much Spoony Garden's pizza. So yeah, uh, 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:40.480 we have some things that we want to get to 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:42.719 today that are just I don't know, just some odds 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:45.200 and ends. And I'm starting to feel summer Brody. I 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:47.120 don't know about you. Well, you and I are now 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:52.760 officially in shorts attire. Yeah, I'm all shorts all the time. Yeah. 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:55.080 You can't get me in jeans anymore, and pretty soon 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:57.360 they're not gonna fit me. And you know that's the 0:04:57.400 --> 0:05:00.520 crazy thing, because when I leave second quarters, Scar, I 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:02.440 leave those jeans in the closet. When I come back 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:04.400 towards the end of the third quarter to you know, 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:08.479 in in fall, those are a little little little tight 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:10.400 on me. At that point, I'm like a little boy, Yeah, 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:12.600 a little bit, because what a difference three months of 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:15.120 the summer makes. But now, yes, I mean my my 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:19.320 comfy shorts every single day with T shirts that smell 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:22.200 like the beach. Well, I have I have a clothing dilemma. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:24.680 Maybe you can help me with and don't say Brooklyn Industrial. 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:28.880 So my wife and I now that the pandemic has 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:32.080 mostly subsided in New York and everything's open up again 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:34.799 and Broadways open. We've been going to a fair amount 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:36.320 of Broadway shows. And I told you. We went to 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:39.200 see Take Me Out, which is where you can see Penis, 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:46.160 And we went to see Harry Potter, and this weekend, 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:48.440 this past weekend, which I'll talk more about in detail. 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:52.400 On Friday night, we went to see Come from Away. 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:55.280 Scary Eye. Bawled the whole time. My mask was on 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:57.880 because it's required, and I was using my mask to 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:01.279 sop up the tears of the emotion. Anal wreck that 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:03.640 this this show made. Why you know what I want 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:06.359 to put myself through. That it's a great show. It 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:08.200 really is good. But if you don't know what Come 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:10.240 From Away is about, I'll give you this short version 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:13.440 of it. On nine eleven, the nine eleven, not the anniversaries. 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:16.080 On nine eleven, two thousand one, when they grounded every 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:19.840 plane in America, they grounded twenty two airplanes. I think 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:22.120 it could be twenty one. Don't tweet me. I think 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:24.039 it was roughly twenty two airplanes in a small town 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:28.080 in Newfoundland, Canada, which is an island off the northeast 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:32.279 coast called and the airport in a city called Gander, 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:37.880 population roughly seven thousand people. They landed planes with about 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:40.960 seven thousand people on them, and the town of Gander 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:45.440 took in twenty two planes, overloaded their airport and basically 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:48.120 double the size of their town. And the people of Gander, 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:51.080 if you don't know the story, took in all of 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:54.080 the people from the airplanes on nine eleven, gave them, 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:57.279 brought let them live in their homes, donated food, cooked 0:06:57.279 --> 0:07:00.440 for them, treated them like family for the five days 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:02.240 that they were there because they couldn't get off, They 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:05.080 couldn't leave, the planes were grounded, and it was it's 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:07.640 an island. It was just and it's so remote that 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:11.120 it's like a twenty hour ferry ride, car ride, boat 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:14.560 ride to get back to anywhere kind of civilization. So 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:17.960 the play is about the people of Gander and the 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.680 people on the planes, and you know, me being a 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:22.800 New Yorker and living through one eleven, it's very emotional 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:26.120 for me and watching this amazing show about these amazing, 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:30.480 incredible people. You just ball, you just it took about 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:34.040 thirty seconds into the show, and I was just my 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:36.520 wife and I were just balling people in the theater. 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:37.800 I get you could tell who the New Yorkers were 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:39.680 and who they weren't, because the New Yorkers were just 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:43.080 like weeping. But it's fun and it's funny, and it's 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:46.640 it's it's the songs are great. It's just such an 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:51.320 uplifting show. But it's also a tear jerker. Saturday, Saturday, 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:53.680 we went to see The Hangman, The Hangman, which I 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:56.360 gotta tell you about later anyway, So here's my dilemma. 0:07:56.400 --> 0:08:00.520 We're going to see We're going out to dinner tomorrow night, Thursday. Now. 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:03.680 On Saturday, I wore I've been dressing up for Broadway 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:06.800 shows and We've been going to a really nice restaurants 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:09.960 and I've been wearing you know, dress pants and a 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:13.080 dress shirt, you know, trying to look good. She actually 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:15.120 put some effort into it. I put some effort in you. 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:17.160 I'm dressing up for the wife, you know, and my 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:19.920 wife's been dressing up. And so on Saturday, she wore 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:24.840 like a sun dress, very summary, very cute. Uh loved 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:26.760 it on or told her immediately, and like love that 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:29.119 on you. You look adorable. You know it look great. 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:32.720 So here's my dilemma. We're going out tomorrow for a 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:36.520 nice restaurant, not excruciatingly nice because we've been to those, 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:39.440 but like nice, nice, like nice, really nice. And then 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:41.720 we're going to another Broadway show tomorrow night. But it's 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:46.520 a nice, nicer than Applebee's nice. Yeah, So if it's maybe, 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:51.720 maybe I want to say no, no, no no. On Saturday, 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:53.600 we went to a restaurant that's a nine and a half, 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:58.080 really nice, all right. I think we're going to like 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:00.760 a seven and a half, maybe a seven and a half, 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:04.040 all upscale Italian restaurant. I don't know how my wife's 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:07.199 gonna dress. She's coming straight from work. Where's your dilemma. 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:10.240 My dilemma is it's gonna be eighty degrees in Manhattan. 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:13.319 Do why can I wear a nice pair of shorts 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:17.840 and a short sleeve dress shirt. No? You do do 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:21.599 jeans and a short sleeve dress shirt. Call it a day, 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:25.400 all right. You don't need anything more than shorts. A 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:27.840 button down, short sleeve button down is fine? Oh? I know. 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:30.880 But she gets to her sun dress and be cool 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:32.680 about it. I don't get to wear shorts. Huh, I 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:34.880 get no, I don't think you wear shorts to a play. 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:36.720 I think that's where I draw the line. I do 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:40.560 think that we overall, we're dressing like slobs more and 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:45.240 more for Broadway shows, places like well, think think about 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:48.600 this going to you know, taking a plane. If you 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:51.440 take a look at like people flying places. Back in 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:54.800 the seventies and sixties and eighties, they were full on suits, 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:58.840 it was like, and now people just go to baseball 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:02.480 games and suits. They where the Lulu lemon, like whatever's comfortable. 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:05.440 They wear their fucking pajamas, you know it. In fact, 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:09.520 is this great viral video going around about women. Women 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:12.240 get dressed up every Saturday night and go to clubs 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:15.520 and restaurants looking like this. And if you see them 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:18.080 all beautiful and sexy and their wonderful dresses, and they 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:21.040 put like hours of effort in to meet guys like this, 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:24.320 and it's a dude with a baseball cap, a fucking 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:28.600 champion T shirt and jeans and and and and sneakers, 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:30.800 and because that's what they wear. You know, people don't 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:33.960 get dressed up for clubs anymore either, and and bars 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:36.360 and stuff like that. And I know this sounds like 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:39.960 an old man conversation back in mid day. But but 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:42.280 the fact of the matter is true. It's true even 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:44.520 ten twelve years ago, when we would me and my 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:47.000 friends would go to clubs, we put a little my 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:49.400 friends and I we put I put like, you know, 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:52.600 a little sports jacket on my with with industrial with 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:56.120 T shirt and jeans. But at least I put I tried, Oh, 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:58.480 let me throw something over this T shirt. Now they 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:01.160 just say, funk the jacket putting. I'm keeping a T 0:11:01.320 --> 0:11:03.360 shirt and that's it. You get a T shirts all 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:06.800 you get. Well. At this restaurant Saturday, where everyone's dressed up, 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:08.640 they were women that looked like they walked out of 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:11.960 like the Kardashian's house, that like glittered short like spaghetti 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:15.600 strap glitter dresses, were like really fancy dresses like evening 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:18.840 like like you know, cocktail hour dresses. And some shlub 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:22.520 walks in down the giant staircase at Boudhaican. I'll talk 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:24.760 more about Boudhan later, that's the name of the restaurant. 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:27.959 Um he's wearing like shorts and a golf T shirt. 0:11:29.040 --> 0:11:30.760 He looked like he was like he'd walked out of 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:32.839 the mall, like you can't go to a restaurant like that, 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:36.600 dress like that terrible with like dirty sneakers. Come on, 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:43.439 it's a very like it's an expensive place. And I will, well, 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:46.240 this conversation could be let me stopped down and say, 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:48.920 this conversation could be foreign to half of our audience, 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:52.360 because you may live in a town where it's just 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:54.959 common to just be extremely casual when you go out 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:57.400 to eat in a restaurant for some reason about that 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:00.960 for some believe me, I'm more comfortable that way too. 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:04.200 It's just for some reason these New York City places, 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:07.000 you gotta you gotta try just a little bit, but 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:09.800 apparently not too much anymore, because everyone's walking around with 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:13.400 T shirts and jeans in the bars. By the way, 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:15.360 when you when you when a person says, and you said, 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:16.960 and I'm not picking on you, but when you said, 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:19.720 there's a viral video going all over the place. That's redundant, right, 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:22.559 it is redundant viral video everywhere. I just not I'm 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:24.600 not correcting you. I'm just asking like that, I guess 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:28.240 technically would be yea. So on the just on the 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:32.920 subject of seeing a sad play or seeing a sad movie, 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:36.720 for some reason, I don't know why, you know. And 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:39.440 I don't watch much TV. I don't really get into 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:41.920 too much Netflix. I don't really go the rest of 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:47.400 the rooftop restaurants and two clubs Duck Club declare getting 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:51.320 turned to declare, uh, you know, I'll say this. I 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:54.760 don't want. I don't like spending my time watching things 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:58.640 that make me sad and cry. As entertaining as it is, 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:03.199 I just don't. I don't find joy in being sad, 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:06.320 like if I'm gonna if I'm going to watch a 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:09.079 TV show or a movie, or go to a show 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:12.679 of a Broadway show. I wanted to enhance my good 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:16.760 time with a lot of laughs, so agreed. So I 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:20.000 wouldn't choose to go see Dear Evan Hanson or Come 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:22.400 from Away or places like this, you know, shows like 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:25.800 this because I feel like I want to. I'd rather 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:28.120 be entertained. And I don't know, and I don't know. 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:30.400 Maybe it's a shallow guy. I was gonna say, someone 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:32.520 call that shallow. I don't think Come from Away as 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:34.760 a sad sping, of which I didn't watch Stars Born 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:37.560 because there was so many sad crying moments. I didn't 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:41.120 watch it well. I don't watch. I don't watch difficult 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:43.079 to watch, like, I would never watch this as US. 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:45.839 I don't need that in my life. So I from 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:48.360 what I gathered, that series is just a week after 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:50.960 week of crying. Correct. Yeah, Oh it's like, oh, somebody 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:52.760 texted in a couple of weeks ago. This was a 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:54.880 don't go into work the next day kind of episode. 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.920 I don't I want to watch. I'm gonna watch Obi 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:00.440 Wan Kenobi and I'm gonna sit there and cheer. I'm 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:02.800 not gonna I don't need to watch Schindler's List and 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:06.319 watch you know people get dislaughtered. It's just not me. 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:09.640 Yeahs and that, but it's a very important film. I 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:12.679 just I'd rather watch a comedy and then and I'll 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:15.079 add action to that. Yeah, I like to see some action. 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:18.000 I like car chases. I like well, I'm from Away 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:20.160 as an uplifting show, I'm saying as a New Yorker 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:23.280 who lived through on eleven. It hits an emotional course, 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:26.680 but it's not a It's it's an uplifting play that 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:29.640 there are moments that get you emotional, but it's definitely 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:32.040 worth seeing. It's a good it's a great show. I'm 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:34.240 going to see a comedy tomorrow night, which I'll tell 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:39.160 you about later. But uh, that's Mr Shadowy Night the 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:41.560 list on my list, but not the next show I'm 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:44.920 gonna see. Can I talk to you? I never leave 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:46.720 from cleaning up from last week. I have to I 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:49.440 never told you about the guerrillas of Rwanda. No, you 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:51.720 keep telling me, I'll tell you about the girls of Rwanda. 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:53.560 I'll let you know. I promised right after that, alright 0:14:55.960 --> 0:15:00.080 with body and Scary. Remember last week I told you 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:03.440 that I went out to dinner where it was me 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:07.600 and and and all down by the client and his 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:10.680 wife and his his kid in his mid twenties, and 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:14.840 we got into this most fascinating conversation. Some people get 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:23.280 the privilege of having vacations in Disney World. Others go 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:28.720 to other continents and go travel the Serengetti and go 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:34.360 to places in Africa. I mean, whatever it is. I 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:38.760 mean obviously this client that they're they're very well off, 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:41.680 and they you know they must be, but they get 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:43.600 to go on these vacations. This is a vacation I 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:47.359 will never see in my life. They somehow found themselves 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:50.400 on African safari and then they end up as as 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:54.440 one does. They end up in Rwanda and they go 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:56.960 with a tour guide in a park ranger or something, 0:15:57.520 --> 0:16:00.840 and they wanted to go and see the silver back 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:07.160 families of I guess gorillas. Apparently there's like three families left. Now. 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:11.160 I said, well, what do't you mean families? Oh, Brodie, 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:16.200 they are families, these guerrillas. They are literally literally a 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:19.440 group of families where there's a father, a bunch of 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:23.240 a bunch of moms, and a whole lot of babies. Yeah, 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:27.360 it sounds like Nick Canna, only because he's got like 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:31.080 a hundred kids with the story that just came out right. Well, 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:34.520 Nick Cannon's had a lot of this. So in this case, 0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:41.120 the apparently it's a very careful walk. First of all, 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:43.760 you have to go find them, Okay, so now you're 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:46.520 you're going through these areas I guess of the jungle 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:49.400 wherever it is. And then you finally the park ranger 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:54.240 has to actually almost invite himself and ingratiate himself in 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:58.240 with the father gorilla. This is what I was told. Apparently, 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:03.280 this gorilla, a the dad, is a huge It's like 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:07.359 ten eight to ten ft tall, it's like six ft wide. 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:10.439 It is the most massive thing and within and by 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:12.919 the way, if it get it's angry and you're in 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:16.679 front of it, you're dead. You're done. But apparently the 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:19.800 gorilla knows how to communicate with the park ranger. So 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:29.520 there's the bear. There's fifty there's fifty vocabulary words that 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:34.160 are common that the the park ranger knows how to say. 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:39.200 That's the language, and then he understands it. So what 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:41.760 they do is what you kill the story you're being told. 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:44.840 You're being told this story. I don't haven't been there, 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:48.679 but I'm fascinated by the fact that you have to 0:17:48.760 --> 0:17:51.760 go one by one, you know, and you the park 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:54.879 ranger says to the father gorilla, I have a guest 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:57.240 that would like to come and see and and hang out. 0:17:57.359 --> 0:18:01.840 Is that okay? And then they lead, They do body language, 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:05.199 and they they say a few vocabulary words back and 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:08.520 forth with each other, and they invite the park ranger 0:18:08.560 --> 0:18:10.680 in with his first guest. They keep in mind there's 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:13.240 ten twelve more people that are on tour in safari 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:17.000 right behind him. You go in, you sit down, you 0:18:17.040 --> 0:18:19.480 don't look anyone in the eye. Do you bring Danish? 0:18:19.640 --> 0:18:22.119 Do you bring like a you bring in to me 0:18:22.200 --> 0:18:26.200 in you but apparently you sit there and then you 0:18:26.680 --> 0:18:28.480 you have the eaty permission, and then then you go 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:30.560 back again and you say, I have another guest. And 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:33.040 it sounds like where my teenage daughter brings her friends home. 0:18:33.560 --> 0:18:35.280 Look one at a time. Yeah, no, I have to 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:37.360 like talk to them, make sure I'm cool with them. Right, Well, 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:40.600 this is Yeah, you're the dad gorilla. But imagine after 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:44.560 the course of several minutes, you've now gotten everybody into 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:47.879 this this gorilla's nest, they call it a nest. And 0:18:47.920 --> 0:18:50.560 you're sitting there and you're just hanging out, and you 0:18:50.600 --> 0:18:53.800 don't make sudden moves, you don't show your teeth, you 0:18:53.800 --> 0:18:56.840 don't look them in the eye. And there's a lot 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:59.760 of female guerrillas, there's one male, and there's all a 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:01.960 lot of babies, and they're playing around and you're just 0:19:02.000 --> 0:19:06.000 hanging out and you're having an experience. I'll never see this. 0:19:06.080 --> 0:19:08.520 I'll never ever get to see this. Not gonna go 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:11.399 what happens if I sneeze? What happens if I smile? 0:19:11.560 --> 0:19:13.080 The girl that made me laugh and I smile and 0:19:13.080 --> 0:19:16.680 he see thinks he sees my tea yea, not only 0:19:17.720 --> 0:19:19.840 as a sign of aggression. Not only is he a 0:19:19.880 --> 0:19:22.639 giant gorilla. Not only are you in his nest, but 0:19:22.800 --> 0:19:26.080 his women and his babies are there. Yes, could he 0:19:26.119 --> 0:19:29.240 ever be in a more protective mood? Then? Right then 0:19:29.280 --> 0:19:31.440 and there, that was the next thing. I was gonna 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:33.800 if I'm wearing shorts and he thinks I she's wearing 0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:37.680 jeans in a dress shirt, and he's like, I heard, 0:19:37.720 --> 0:19:39.119 I heard. By the way, this is one of the 0:19:39.119 --> 0:19:43.480 most rare and highest things that you can do for 0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:46.520 like the most sought after thing. Apparently they booked these 0:19:46.520 --> 0:19:49.840 things years in advance, and it's so expensive you have 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:52.080 to like fucking take a second mortgage out in your 0:19:52.119 --> 0:19:55.080 house or whatever. You know who goes you know who 0:19:55.119 --> 0:19:58.000 does these things? You know? Yeah, but okay, But but 0:19:58.080 --> 0:20:01.480 the point is that I'm not that world, but my father. 0:20:01.520 --> 0:20:04.560 The old question is do I want to be? Would 0:20:04.600 --> 0:20:06.720 I ever? Let's say it was given all the money 0:20:06.760 --> 0:20:09.240 in the world, say, scary, here you go, here's fifty. 0:20:10.280 --> 0:20:12.720 The boogie part of you wants to do it because 0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:17.280 it's exclusive. The scary part of you is is afraid. 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:20.560 And that's not scary. The scary because you would not 0:20:20.720 --> 0:20:23.080 you you would be torn literally by the either by 0:20:23.080 --> 0:20:25.520 the guerrilla or your emotions, because it would be like 0:20:25.640 --> 0:20:28.080 it would be like going to a club where you 0:20:28.160 --> 0:20:30.000 the odds of you getting beat up were pretty high, 0:20:30.160 --> 0:20:32.280 but it was a really good club. Yeah, because that 0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:35.040 was the thrill of it all. Um. Now, apparently this 0:20:35.160 --> 0:20:36.880 family that the sun was talking to me, he goes, 0:20:37.000 --> 0:20:41.639 he's the guerrilla family son, which is family. Then the client, 0:20:41.920 --> 0:20:45.080 he said, I gotta say, scary. It is obviously the 0:20:45.280 --> 0:20:48.080 It is the sickest thing I've ever done, I will 0:20:48.119 --> 0:20:51.600 do in my lifetime. Um, but I was scared shitless 0:20:51.600 --> 0:20:53.439 the whole time. So would you pay that amount of 0:20:53.440 --> 0:20:56.240 money to be scared that much? I don't know. I mean, 0:20:56.240 --> 0:20:59.120 maybe I'm shortsighted. Maybe you know. This is the dumb 0:20:59.119 --> 0:21:01.560 part of me where it's like, you know, I don't, 0:21:01.720 --> 0:21:04.399 but I don't. I'm pretty street smart and I know. 0:21:04.480 --> 0:21:07.720 And listen, this girl again, you don't get a second 0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:11.600 chance this thing. If this beast wanted to come at you, 0:21:11.600 --> 0:21:14.399