Speaker 1: Start up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: start Up. They make it noise, dot Up, Dot Up,
Speaker 1: Episode two twenty. This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you've heard all about it some people. Yeah, you know what,
Speaker 1: some people they were told about it this week. I'm
Speaker 1: sure there's at least a few new listeners that have
Speaker 1: never ever experienced what we've been doing here for the
Speaker 1: past four years or something. Go back and listen episode
Speaker 1: zero and then come back in a year when you
Speaker 1: catch up. Well no, no no, no, no, hold on a second,
Speaker 1: listen to this episode. First the rules. Yeah, well, let's
Speaker 1: let's welcome the audience now, and then there's gonna be
Speaker 1: some things they might hear that It's like, wait a second,
Speaker 1: what do they mean by that? Is that an inside joke?
Speaker 1: I don't understand. And let me tell you who doesn't
Speaker 1: listen to our podcast. Today we were swarmed on the
Speaker 1: other straight morning show with tech messages from people who
Speaker 1: clearly do not listen to the Brooken Boys podcast because
Speaker 1: somehow our morning show was talking about the expression break
Speaker 1: a leg and where does the expression come from? And
Speaker 1: we must have gotten thirty tweets, tweets, thirty text messages
Speaker 1: from people saying, you know it means you want to
Speaker 1: be part of the cast. That is not what it means.
Speaker 1: And we've established covered that on this podcast. So it
Speaker 1: tells me that all of those people need to be informed.
Speaker 1: They need to listen to the Brooken Boys podcast because
Speaker 1: they would be so listen. Of the thirty one person
Speaker 1: wrote back, a bunch of people wrote back, thank you,
Speaker 1: I learned something today. Thank you. That's great because I
Speaker 1: sent them links, you know, telling them what it means
Speaker 1: and where it comes from, or at least one of
Speaker 1: the more important theories of where it comes from. And
Speaker 1: one person wrote back, no, you're wrong, Okay, you go
Speaker 1: on in life and think that that's what it means. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1: And by the way, as we sit here doing this podcast,
Speaker 1: our friends Sam from the elves Duran Big Show, she's
Speaker 1: with her fiance William and their dog at our favorite
Speaker 1: pizza place, LM. Beachmoney Gardens in Brooklyn, and had they
Speaker 1: go there without telling us bringing a spa pizza. Well,
Speaker 1: I you know, I hope she didn't break the cardinal rule.
Speaker 1: Cardinal rule is you order the fucking square, you don't
Speaker 1: get the round pie. There, I got a different with
Speaker 1: you a little bit. The square is while you go there.
Speaker 1: The square is life changing, the sicilian or the square,
Speaker 1: whichever you want to call it. But the round is
Speaker 1: not while you go there. But it is also a
Speaker 1: perfect New York slice of pizza. It is a just
Speaker 1: a perfect here it is plain slice of pizza. And
Speaker 1: that is the epitome of old school New York pizza. Well,
Speaker 1: I texted her and I said, Sam, I said, I
Speaker 1: hope you're eating square pie. They're not the round. Don't
Speaker 1: do it. Don't make the trip just for this, just
Speaker 1: for the round pie. And she goes, are you kidding me? Scary?
Speaker 1: I have a tattooed on my ass practically that you
Speaker 1: come for this where the squares where it's at all? Right?
Speaker 1: That I did want to shout out Brandy Rodkowski, who
Speaker 1: amazingly on Twitter is at Brandy Rodkowski. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how our Brandy got that. She writes
Speaker 1: to all of us. Because just a reminder, we were
Speaker 1: on and you guys listen in order you know, we
Speaker 1: were on the BAM Wedding podcast with Sam and Bill,
Speaker 1: Bill and Sam or Sam and William Williams, Sam and
Speaker 1: uh Brandy wrote listen to it just for y'all. That
Speaker 1: means you and me. Um, although um, it's hard to
Speaker 1: decipher who y'all is because she wrote it to me,
Speaker 1: you and the other two guys from their podcast Listen
Speaker 1: to it just for y'all, and I'm hooked. Brodie gives
Speaker 1: actual real life advice Scary. I love you, you boogie bastard.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have another wedding, and I invite you. I'll
Speaker 1: invite you just for the gift, because Scary is a
Speaker 1: big gift giver. Some people, Uh, some people were in
Speaker 1: tears with laughter. Apparently, we we we killed we crushed
Speaker 1: it a good episode, well we you know, listen, we
Speaker 1: have a nice rapport with Sam normally, and uh, it
Speaker 1: was nice to do a podcast with Bill William And
Speaker 1: by the way, for those that didn't know, that's that's
Speaker 1: that's steam room steam room will that's the guy who
Speaker 1: working rubbed it, worked out Scary and rubbed them up
Speaker 1: and down in the sauna. Yeah, that guy's all muscle.
Speaker 1: You know, they see that human body has two six
Speaker 1: muscles and six bones. Uh, you can see pretty much
Speaker 1: all of them. That guy has got so much definition.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's what they all are. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't have one in that area, or I do, but
Speaker 1: you can't find it. Yeah, it's under this somewhere. Layers
Speaker 1: of fat anyway, eating too much Spoony Garden's pizza. So yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: we have some things that we want to get to
Speaker 1: today that are just I don't know, just some odds
Speaker 1: and ends. And I'm starting to feel summer Brody. I
Speaker 1: don't know about you. Well, you and I are now
Speaker 1: officially in shorts attire. Yeah, I'm all shorts all the time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You can't get me in jeans anymore, and pretty soon
Speaker 1: they're not gonna fit me. And you know that's the
Speaker 1: crazy thing, because when I leave second quarters, Scar, I
Speaker 1: leave those jeans in the closet. When I come back
Speaker 1: towards the end of the third quarter to you know,
Speaker 1: in in fall, those are a little little little tight
Speaker 1: on me. At that point, I'm like a little boy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little bit, because what a difference three months of
Speaker 1: the summer makes. But now, yes, I mean my my
Speaker 1: comfy shorts every single day with T shirts that smell
Speaker 1: like the beach. Well, I have I have a clothing dilemma.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can help me with and don't say Brooklyn Industrial.
Speaker 1: So my wife and I now that the pandemic has
Speaker 1: mostly subsided in New York and everything's open up again
Speaker 1: and Broadways open. We've been going to a fair amount
Speaker 1: of Broadway shows. And I told you. We went to
Speaker 1: see Take Me Out, which is where you can see Penis,
Speaker 1: And we went to see Harry Potter, and this weekend,
Speaker 1: this past weekend, which I'll talk more about in detail.
Speaker 1: On Friday night, we went to see Come from Away.
Speaker 1: Scary Eye. Bawled the whole time. My mask was on
Speaker 1: because it's required, and I was using my mask to
Speaker 1: sop up the tears of the emotion. Anal wreck that
Speaker 1: this this show made. Why you know what I want
Speaker 1: to put myself through. That it's a great show. It
Speaker 1: really is good. But if you don't know what Come
Speaker 1: From Away is about, I'll give you this short version
Speaker 1: of it. On nine eleven, the nine eleven, not the anniversaries.
Speaker 1: On nine eleven, two thousand one, when they grounded every
Speaker 1: plane in America, they grounded twenty two airplanes. I think
Speaker 1: it could be twenty one. Don't tweet me. I think
Speaker 1: it was roughly twenty two airplanes in a small town
Speaker 1: in Newfoundland, Canada, which is an island off the northeast
Speaker 1: coast called and the airport in a city called Gander,
Speaker 1: population roughly seven thousand people. They landed planes with about
Speaker 1: seven thousand people on them, and the town of Gander
Speaker 1: took in twenty two planes, overloaded their airport and basically
Speaker 1: double the size of their town. And the people of Gander,
Speaker 1: if you don't know the story, took in all of
Speaker 1: the people from the airplanes on nine eleven, gave them,
Speaker 1: brought let them live in their homes, donated food, cooked
Speaker 1: for them, treated them like family for the five days
Speaker 1: that they were there because they couldn't get off, They
Speaker 1: couldn't leave, the planes were grounded, and it was it's
Speaker 1: an island. It was just and it's so remote that
Speaker 1: it's like a twenty hour ferry ride, car ride, boat
Speaker 1: ride to get back to anywhere kind of civilization. So
Speaker 1: the play is about the people of Gander and the
Speaker 1: people on the planes, and you know, me being a
Speaker 1: New Yorker and living through one eleven, it's very emotional
Speaker 1: for me and watching this amazing show about these amazing,
Speaker 1: incredible people. You just ball, you just it took about
Speaker 1: thirty seconds into the show, and I was just my
Speaker 1: wife and I were just balling people in the theater.
Speaker 1: I get you could tell who the New Yorkers were
Speaker 1: and who they weren't, because the New Yorkers were just
Speaker 1: like weeping. But it's fun and it's funny, and it's
Speaker 1: it's it's the songs are great. It's just such an
Speaker 1: uplifting show. But it's also a tear jerker. Saturday, Saturday,
Speaker 1: we went to see The Hangman, The Hangman, which I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you about later anyway, So here's my dilemma.
Speaker 1: We're going to see We're going out to dinner tomorrow night, Thursday. Now.
Speaker 1: On Saturday, I wore I've been dressing up for Broadway
Speaker 1: shows and We've been going to a really nice restaurants
Speaker 1: and I've been wearing you know, dress pants and a
Speaker 1: dress shirt, you know, trying to look good. She actually
Speaker 1: put some effort into it. I put some effort in you.
Speaker 1: I'm dressing up for the wife, you know, and my
Speaker 1: wife's been dressing up. And so on Saturday, she wore
Speaker 1: like a sun dress, very summary, very cute. Uh loved
Speaker 1: it on or told her immediately, and like love that
Speaker 1: on you. You look adorable. You know it look great.
Speaker 1: So here's my dilemma. We're going out tomorrow for a
Speaker 1: nice restaurant, not excruciatingly nice because we've been to those,
Speaker 1: but like nice, nice, like nice, really nice. And then
Speaker 1: we're going to another Broadway show tomorrow night. But it's
Speaker 1: a nice, nicer than Applebee's nice. Yeah, So if it's maybe,
Speaker 1: maybe I want to say no, no, no no. On Saturday,
Speaker 1: we went to a restaurant that's a nine and a half,
Speaker 1: really nice, all right. I think we're going to like
Speaker 1: a seven and a half, maybe a seven and a half,
Speaker 1: all upscale Italian restaurant. I don't know how my wife's
Speaker 1: gonna dress. She's coming straight from work. Where's your dilemma.
Speaker 1: My dilemma is it's gonna be eighty degrees in Manhattan.
Speaker 1: Do why can I wear a nice pair of shorts
Speaker 1: and a short sleeve dress shirt. No? You do do
Speaker 1: jeans and a short sleeve dress shirt. Call it a day,
Speaker 1: all right. You don't need anything more than shorts. A
Speaker 1: button down, short sleeve button down is fine? Oh? I know.
Speaker 1: But she gets to her sun dress and be cool
Speaker 1: about it. I don't get to wear shorts. Huh, I
Speaker 1: get no, I don't think you wear shorts to a play.
Speaker 1: I think that's where I draw the line. I do
Speaker 1: think that we overall, we're dressing like slobs more and
Speaker 1: more for Broadway shows, places like well, think think about
Speaker 1: this going to you know, taking a plane. If you
Speaker 1: take a look at like people flying places. Back in
Speaker 1: the seventies and sixties and eighties, they were full on suits,
Speaker 1: it was like, and now people just go to baseball
Speaker 1: games and suits. They where the Lulu lemon, like whatever's comfortable.
Speaker 1: They wear their fucking pajamas, you know it. In fact,
Speaker 1: is this great viral video going around about women. Women
Speaker 1: get dressed up every Saturday night and go to clubs
Speaker 1: and restaurants looking like this. And if you see them
Speaker 1: all beautiful and sexy and their wonderful dresses, and they
Speaker 1: put like hours of effort in to meet guys like this,
Speaker 1: and it's a dude with a baseball cap, a fucking
Speaker 1: champion T shirt and jeans and and and and sneakers,
Speaker 1: and because that's what they wear. You know, people don't
Speaker 1: get dressed up for clubs anymore either, and and bars
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. And I know this sounds like
Speaker 1: an old man conversation back in mid day. But but
Speaker 1: the fact of the matter is true. It's true even
Speaker 1: ten twelve years ago, when we would me and my
Speaker 1: friends would go to clubs, we put a little my
Speaker 1: friends and I we put I put like, you know,
Speaker 1: a little sports jacket on my with with industrial with
Speaker 1: T shirt and jeans. But at least I put I tried, Oh,
Speaker 1: let me throw something over this T shirt. Now they
Speaker 1: just say, funk the jacket putting. I'm keeping a T
Speaker 1: shirt and that's it. You get a T shirts all
Speaker 1: you get. Well. At this restaurant Saturday, where everyone's dressed up,
Speaker 1: they were women that looked like they walked out of
Speaker 1: like the Kardashian's house, that like glittered short like spaghetti
Speaker 1: strap glitter dresses, were like really fancy dresses like evening
Speaker 1: like like you know, cocktail hour dresses. And some shlub
Speaker 1: walks in down the giant staircase at Boudhaican. I'll talk
Speaker 1: more about Boudhan later, that's the name of the restaurant.
Speaker 1: Um he's wearing like shorts and a golf T shirt.
Speaker 1: He looked like he was like he'd walked out of
Speaker 1: the mall, like you can't go to a restaurant like that,
Speaker 1: dress like that terrible with like dirty sneakers. Come on,
Speaker 1: it's a very like it's an expensive place. And I will, well,
Speaker 1: this conversation could be let me stopped down and say,
Speaker 1: this conversation could be foreign to half of our audience,
Speaker 1: because you may live in a town where it's just
Speaker 1: common to just be extremely casual when you go out
Speaker 1: to eat in a restaurant for some reason about that
Speaker 1: for some believe me, I'm more comfortable that way too.
Speaker 1: It's just for some reason these New York City places,
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta try just a little bit, but
Speaker 1: apparently not too much anymore, because everyone's walking around with
Speaker 1: T shirts and jeans in the bars. By the way,
Speaker 1: when you when you when a person says, and you said,
Speaker 1: and I'm not picking on you, but when you said,
Speaker 1: there's a viral video going all over the place. That's redundant, right,
Speaker 1: it is redundant viral video everywhere. I just not I'm
Speaker 1: not correcting you. I'm just asking like that, I guess
Speaker 1: technically would be yea. So on the just on the
Speaker 1: subject of seeing a sad play or seeing a sad movie,
Speaker 1: for some reason, I don't know why, you know. And
Speaker 1: I don't watch much TV. I don't really get into
Speaker 1: too much Netflix. I don't really go the rest of
Speaker 1: the rooftop restaurants and two clubs Duck Club declare getting
Speaker 1: turned to declare, uh, you know, I'll say this. I
Speaker 1: don't want. I don't like spending my time watching things
Speaker 1: that make me sad and cry. As entertaining as it is,
Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't find joy in being sad,
Speaker 1: like if I'm gonna if I'm going to watch a
Speaker 1: TV show or a movie, or go to a show
Speaker 1: of a Broadway show. I wanted to enhance my good
Speaker 1: time with a lot of laughs, so agreed. So I
Speaker 1: wouldn't choose to go see Dear Evan Hanson or Come
Speaker 1: from Away or places like this, you know, shows like
Speaker 1: this because I feel like I want to. I'd rather
Speaker 1: be entertained. And I don't know, and I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a shallow guy. I was gonna say, someone
Speaker 1: call that shallow. I don't think Come from Away as
Speaker 1: a sad sping, of which I didn't watch Stars Born
Speaker 1: because there was so many sad crying moments. I didn't
Speaker 1: watch it well. I don't watch. I don't watch difficult
Speaker 1: to watch, like, I would never watch this as US.
Speaker 1: I don't need that in my life. So I from
Speaker 1: what I gathered, that series is just a week after
Speaker 1: week of crying. Correct. Yeah, Oh it's like, oh, somebody
Speaker 1: texted in a couple of weeks ago. This was a
Speaker 1: don't go into work the next day kind of episode.
Speaker 1: I don't I want to watch. I'm gonna watch Obi
Speaker 1: Wan Kenobi and I'm gonna sit there and cheer. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna I don't need to watch Schindler's List and
Speaker 1: watch you know people get dislaughtered. It's just not me.
Speaker 1: Yeahs and that, but it's a very important film. I
Speaker 1: just I'd rather watch a comedy and then and I'll
Speaker 1: add action to that. Yeah, I like to see some action.
Speaker 1: I like car chases. I like well, I'm from Away
Speaker 1: as an uplifting show, I'm saying as a New Yorker
Speaker 1: who lived through on eleven. It hits an emotional course,
Speaker 1: but it's not a It's it's an uplifting play that
Speaker 1: there are moments that get you emotional, but it's definitely
Speaker 1: worth seeing. It's a good it's a great show. I'm
Speaker 1: going to see a comedy tomorrow night, which I'll tell
Speaker 1: you about later. But uh, that's Mr Shadowy Night the
Speaker 1: list on my list, but not the next show I'm
Speaker 1: gonna see. Can I talk to you? I never leave
Speaker 1: from cleaning up from last week. I have to I
Speaker 1: never told you about the guerrillas of Rwanda. No, you
Speaker 1: keep telling me, I'll tell you about the girls of Rwanda.
Speaker 1: I'll let you know. I promised right after that, alright
Speaker 1: with body and Scary. Remember last week I told you
Speaker 1: that I went out to dinner where it was me
Speaker 1: and and and all down by the client and his
Speaker 1: wife and his his kid in his mid twenties, and
Speaker 1: we got into this most fascinating conversation. Some people get
Speaker 1: the privilege of having vacations in Disney World. Others go
Speaker 1: to other continents and go travel the Serengetti and go
Speaker 1: to places in Africa. I mean, whatever it is. I
Speaker 1: mean obviously this client that they're they're very well off,
Speaker 1: and they you know they must be, but they get
Speaker 1: to go on these vacations. This is a vacation I
Speaker 1: will never see in my life. They somehow found themselves
Speaker 1: on African safari and then they end up as as
Speaker 1: one does. They end up in Rwanda and they go
Speaker 1: with a tour guide in a park ranger or something,
Speaker 1: and they wanted to go and see the silver back
Speaker 1: families of I guess gorillas. Apparently there's like three families left. Now.
Speaker 1: I said, well, what do't you mean families? Oh, Brodie,
Speaker 1: they are families, these guerrillas. They are literally literally a
Speaker 1: group of families where there's a father, a bunch of
Speaker 1: a bunch of moms, and a whole lot of babies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it sounds like Nick Canna, only because he's got like
Speaker 1: a hundred kids with the story that just came out right. Well,
Speaker 1: Nick Cannon's had a lot of this. So in this case,
Speaker 1: the apparently it's a very careful walk. First of all,
Speaker 1: you have to go find them, Okay, so now you're
Speaker 1: you're going through these areas I guess of the jungle
Speaker 1: wherever it is. And then you finally the park ranger
Speaker 1: has to actually almost invite himself and ingratiate himself in
Speaker 1: with the father gorilla. This is what I was told. Apparently,
Speaker 1: this gorilla, a the dad, is a huge It's like
Speaker 1: ten eight to ten ft tall, it's like six ft wide.
Speaker 1: It is the most massive thing and within and by
Speaker 1: the way, if it get it's angry and you're in
Speaker 1: front of it, you're dead. You're done. But apparently the
Speaker 1: gorilla knows how to communicate with the park ranger. So
Speaker 1: there's the bear. There's fifty there's fifty vocabulary words that
Speaker 1: are common that the the park ranger knows how to say.
Speaker 1: That's the language, and then he understands it. So what
Speaker 1: they do is what you kill the story you're being told.
Speaker 1: You're being told this story. I don't haven't been there,
Speaker 1: but I'm fascinated by the fact that you have to
Speaker 1: go one by one, you know, and you the park
Speaker 1: ranger says to the father gorilla, I have a guest
Speaker 1: that would like to come and see and and hang out.
Speaker 1: Is that okay? And then they lead, They do body language,
Speaker 1: and they they say a few vocabulary words back and
Speaker 1: forth with each other, and they invite the park ranger
Speaker 1: in with his first guest. They keep in mind there's
Speaker 1: ten twelve more people that are on tour in safari
Speaker 1: right behind him. You go in, you sit down, you
Speaker 1: don't look anyone in the eye. Do you bring Danish?
Speaker 1: Do you bring like a you bring in to me
Speaker 1: in you but apparently you sit there and then you
Speaker 1: you have the eaty permission, and then then you go
Speaker 1: back again and you say, I have another guest. And
Speaker 1: it sounds like where my teenage daughter brings her friends home.
Speaker 1: Look one at a time. Yeah, no, I have to
Speaker 1: like talk to them, make sure I'm cool with them. Right, Well,
Speaker 1: this is Yeah, you're the dad gorilla. But imagine after
Speaker 1: the course of several minutes, you've now gotten everybody into
Speaker 1: this this gorilla's nest, they call it a nest. And
Speaker 1: you're sitting there and you're just hanging out, and you
Speaker 1: don't make sudden moves, you don't show your teeth, you
Speaker 1: don't look them in the eye. And there's a lot
Speaker 1: of female guerrillas, there's one male, and there's all a
Speaker 1: lot of babies, and they're playing around and you're just
Speaker 1: hanging out and you're having an experience. I'll never see this.
Speaker 1: I'll never ever get to see this. Not gonna go
Speaker 1: what happens if I sneeze? What happens if I smile?
Speaker 1: The girl that made me laugh and I smile and
Speaker 1: he see thinks he sees my tea yea, not only
Speaker 1: as a sign of aggression. Not only is he a
Speaker 1: giant gorilla. Not only are you in his nest, but
Speaker 1: his women and his babies are there. Yes, could he
Speaker 1: ever be in a more protective mood? Then? Right then
Speaker 1: and there, that was the next thing. I was gonna
Speaker 1: if I'm wearing shorts and he thinks I she's wearing
Speaker 1: jeans in a dress shirt, and he's like, I heard,
Speaker 1: I heard. By the way, this is one of the
Speaker 1: most rare and highest things that you can do for
Speaker 1: like the most sought after thing. Apparently they booked these
Speaker 1: things years in advance, and it's so expensive you have
Speaker 1: to like fucking take a second mortgage out in your
Speaker 1: house or whatever. You know who goes you know who
Speaker 1: does these things? You know? Yeah, but okay, But but
Speaker 1: the point is that I'm not that world, but my father.
Speaker 1: The old question is do I want to be? Would
Speaker 1: I ever? Let's say it was given all the money
Speaker 1: in the world, say, scary, here you go, here's fifty.
Speaker 1: The boogie part of you wants to do it because
Speaker 1: it's exclusive. The scary part of you is is afraid.
Speaker 1: And that's not scary. The scary because you would not
Speaker 1: you you would be torn literally by the either by
Speaker 1: the guerrilla or your emotions, because it would be like
Speaker 1: it would be like going to a club where you
Speaker 1: the odds of you getting beat up were pretty high,
Speaker 1: but it was a really good club. Yeah, because that
Speaker 1: was the thrill of it all. Um. Now, apparently this
Speaker 1: family that the sun was talking to me, he goes,
Speaker 1: he's the guerrilla family son, which is family. Then the client,
Speaker 1: he said, I gotta say, scary. It is obviously the
Speaker 1: It is the sickest thing I've ever done, I will
Speaker 1: do in my lifetime. Um, but I was scared shitless
Speaker 1: the whole time. So would you pay that amount of
Speaker 1: money to be scared that much? I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm shortsighted. Maybe you know. This is the dumb
Speaker 1: part of me where it's like, you know, I don't,
Speaker 1: but I don't. I'm pretty street smart and I know.
Speaker 1: And listen, this girl again, you don't get a second
Speaker 1: chance this thing. If this beast wanted to come at you,
Speaker 1: you're done. There's nowhere to run. You are. So So
Speaker 1: here's the definitive question. I have to ask you to
Speaker 1: what decide whether or not you would go the guerrillas
Speaker 1: nest where he lives do they provide bottle service, because
Speaker 1: then you would go if there were sparklers in the
Speaker 1: bottles and the female grillas are walking around with the bottles,
Speaker 1: you would consider going. You're awful, You're awful. I'm curious
Speaker 1: as the day is long. I'm like, imagine being there
Speaker 1: like and communicating it literally is communicating with I guess
Speaker 1: a prehistoric version of man. I I suppose. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's prehistoric. Be is that entitled that? And that
Speaker 1: that means prehistory? It's it's it's not this, yeah, but
Speaker 1: I look, I know he evolved from some form of monk,
Speaker 1: the ape gorilla. I'm not a scientist, So don't one
Speaker 1: of them, right, not neither one of us, by the way,
Speaker 1: and my facts maybe a little one of us less
Speaker 1: than than the other. But I I listen, they're very
Speaker 1: bright creatures. But also you listen, how we've we've read
Speaker 1: stories of monkeys like the regular like monkeys, like the
Speaker 1: three ft tall monkeys that people have owned that have
Speaker 1: people's faces off. They're volunteers. There's a dude, there's a
Speaker 1: there's an orangutang video out right now, and rangutang is
Speaker 1: in a cage, and you know, they have that really
Speaker 1: long arms. So some dude was like about to walk
Speaker 1: away from the cage. The rang tang grabs his fucking
Speaker 1: T shirt through the cage really quick, pulls him at
Speaker 1: the cage and would not let go of the kid.
Speaker 1: And then and then the kid wants to leave. He's
Speaker 1: pinned up against the outside of the cage while the
Speaker 1: orangutang is on the inside of the cage. And you
Speaker 1: could just see the sheer power that this orangutang has
Speaker 1: and it's grabbed gripping his fucking leg. Would not he
Speaker 1: Another person came to try to get I don't even
Speaker 1: know how the video ends because it just cuts off.
Speaker 1: I'm like that they inconvenient. That's not a good sign.
Speaker 1: So it's all over the place. In fact, if I
Speaker 1: want people to get the funny tap, go to the
Speaker 1: funny take on this. You know, there's this guy, Blake Webber,
Speaker 1: who does voiceovers of videos of animals in the wild,
Speaker 1: Blake Webber and and and he does the voiceover of
Speaker 1: what the orangutang is saying. And it goes well as
Speaker 1: the kids leaving, and and the guy put the kuld,
Speaker 1: the orangutang pulls his T shirt he goes, get the
Speaker 1: funk over here, and he's doing all his voiceovers. You
Speaker 1: should actually play it into the microphone. It's actually very funny.
Speaker 1: What kind of zoo allows you to get so close
Speaker 1: to an orangutan that that it can grab your shirt?
Speaker 1: And who would turn their back? You back away from them?
Speaker 1: You don't turn around and walk away, Like why would you?
Speaker 1: Why would Why isn't their offence? Why can you? If
Speaker 1: the orangutan can reach him, that means he could have
Speaker 1: reached into the cage. That's terrible. Well that can't be America.
Speaker 1: I don't know where. I don't know where it is,
Speaker 1: because completely, if I'm being completely honest, this is my
Speaker 1: worst nightmare. I'm like, what if you get just too
Speaker 1: close to a cage and the animal just really quickly
Speaker 1: lunges with his arms to the to the fucking bars
Speaker 1: like the rangatan did and grabs you And this this
Speaker 1: actually happened here. Well that's why if you're not on
Speaker 1: your shirt, it's just it long without get back, bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm stick here watching the catch and like I was like,
Speaker 1: right now, but you can have talco about and I
Speaker 1: gotta be a guy. Damn puking bullshit. They don't you
Speaker 1: kick me, motherfucker' I gonna take this okayn legs and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ryle and dude, yeah, that's right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: and there's nothing you can do. By the way, you
Speaker 1: have to see. You have to the video because this
Speaker 1: this guy and this kid is screaming in agony and
Speaker 1: the motion that's at Blake Webber on Instagram, but they
Speaker 1: sounded like Cartman for a second. It's a that's my leg.
Speaker 1: That is what Blake Webber does in all of his videos.
Speaker 1: He does voice He does voiceovers like that that's his
Speaker 1: that's his voice that he uses, has put on voice.
Speaker 1: But it's a very serious, dramatic video and it's almost
Speaker 1: like hard to laugh. It's like, oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: this is the most uncomfortable laugh I'm having because you know,
Speaker 1: this guy is put a funny voice over over a
Speaker 1: very serious video. Again, this kid's leg could have gotten
Speaker 1: ripped off and and and it cuts off in the
Speaker 1: middle of nowhere. So I want to know how that
Speaker 1: video even ends. I mean, it ends with the monkey
Speaker 1: like literally hugging the kid's leg from outside. The kid
Speaker 1: turn around, he grabbed the front of his shirt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then yeah, but then the kid got Now why
Speaker 1: wouldn't the kid just fucking lose the shirt and be like,
Speaker 1: take the shirt off and run away. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I swear to God. Once he got hold of
Speaker 1: the kid's leg, and it was they had the kid's
Speaker 1: leg up against the fucking bar. The kid's legs outside
Speaker 1: and he's got both arms, both arms outside the leg
Speaker 1: and the leg he's got, he's got, he's got both
Speaker 1: his arm Only ship you watching, I'm watching it? What?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? So somebody wrote, oh my god, this
Speaker 1: chimpanzee is out of control. Well, it's not a chimpanzee,
Speaker 1: and I think it's it's an orangutan. I don't know what. Well,
Speaker 1: it's orange. And this person wrote, this is my worst fear.
Speaker 1: See that's bullshit, that's bullshit. Your worst fear, Your worst
Speaker 1: fear is not to be standing by an orangutan cage
Speaker 1: and getting pulled towards the cage. You did not wake
Speaker 1: up before you saw this video. And if somebody said,
Speaker 1: what's your worst fear, you're like, you know what, being
Speaker 1: at a zoo and I'm in a white shirt with
Speaker 1: jeans and orangutan that's bullshit. That's not your worst fear.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call this person out. It's called figure of speech.
Speaker 1: Let the guy have his moment on Instagram. It's an Instagram.
Speaker 1: Then just say, oh my god, that's you want to fight?
Speaker 1: Do you do that? You jump into the thread? Yes? Yeah, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I want you to see. I want to see you
Speaker 1: write it. Okay, hold on right now, what do you
Speaker 1: my worst fear? Hold on? Oh no, hold on, you're
Speaker 1: that guy and you tube. You you light the fires
Speaker 1: in the comments, you write them back. We'll take a break,
Speaker 1: we will be right back. What did you do? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm still writing, Oh yeah, why do you jump? Why
Speaker 1: do you impart yourself in on conversations and comment threads
Speaker 1: on Instagram, on YouTube? Why do you do that just
Speaker 1: to get yourself like more aggravated, because they're only gonna
Speaker 1: come at you, bro, They're only gonna he's not even
Speaker 1: paid attention your laser focus because you're correcting their figure
Speaker 1: of speech. It's a and they just you've never heard
Speaker 1: that before. That's my worst fear, universal saying that. No,
Speaker 1: So I just left a dick comment. I wrote, so
Speaker 1: if all the awful things that could possibly happen to you. Murder,
Speaker 1: shock attack, your eyes ripped out. This is the worst. Man.
Speaker 1: I just want people to speak English. I just you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like be creative. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I have nightmares about monkeys or you know, you're not
Speaker 1: here to save the world. It's not your role. It's
Speaker 1: not well, I'm here to be a dicks and I'm
Speaker 1: on the podcast. That's what I'm doing. Then that's you.
Speaker 1: You're not You're not any better than any of the
Speaker 1: rest of what I'm on there. But speaking of being
Speaker 1: a dick, I want can I read a couple of
Speaker 1: Facebook posts? Oh, just to wrap up that last conversation, Yes, um,
Speaker 1: do I want to come face to face with monkeys? Uh? No, thanks,
Speaker 1: even if it's free, Probably don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: Won't be doing that because of orangutan cages like that one,
Speaker 1: and you know, going to their tribal nest and what
Speaker 1: if we you know, there's miscommunication there and they that
Speaker 1: I want to bang their wife. Okay, so I would
Speaker 1: agree with you. There's no way we'll get right. There's
Speaker 1: no way we're doing the gorilla nest thing. But the
Speaker 1: the video of the I don't know what that is
Speaker 1: it doesn't look like a zoo. It looks like like
Speaker 1: a private thing, like where you can go and look
Speaker 1: at animals, because that's not safe, all right. So, um,
Speaker 1: this was sent to me by Ilia Lord of Enjoyment
Speaker 1: on Instagram. So this person wrote, um, it was the
Speaker 1: original question. Oh here it is. Somebody posted I hate onions.
Speaker 1: Oh Ilia wrote this. Uh, they posted on Facebook, i
Speaker 1: hate onions. Corrab Is Italian. I'm going there for dinner.
Speaker 1: Are there visible onions in the sauces or no? Looking
Speaker 1: for info only from folks who have dined there? Asterisk okay.
Speaker 1: Nick wrote, well, I'm gonna throw a wrench in your question. No,
Speaker 1: I have not eaten there because they put onions in
Speaker 1: their sauces. You will find onions at all of the
Speaker 1: American franchises, So Wendy writes, I'm sure there are, so
Speaker 1: Illier writes. I specifically wrote, folks who have dined there not.
Speaker 1: Let's have a discussion about your opinions and speculations. Okay.
Speaker 1: On Facebook, there's a makeup company my wife likes, and
Speaker 1: they have there from London. They have a London Facebook page,
Speaker 1: so I wrote on their I made a most on
Speaker 1: their Facebook page in London, because in London all of
Speaker 1: the sales and promotions are in pounds right, all of
Speaker 1: the sizes are in metric. So I said, do you
Speaker 1: have an American Facebook page? I can't find it? Thanks,
Speaker 1: They wrote back, we have a Facebook page for every country.
Speaker 1: Feel free to d m U s if you have
Speaker 1: any more questions. Why did they tell you what it was? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So I wrote back, So why not just respond with
Speaker 1: the link? Yeah, to which they which they to which
Speaker 1: they wrote back, Um, here is the link, they wrote back,
Speaker 1: eventually the link. But why couldn't you just tell me? Okay? So,
Speaker 1: in what are the town's Facebook pages I belonged to?
Speaker 1: Somebody wrote I just bought a trampoline for my kids.
Speaker 1: Can somebody recommend someone to put it together? Who they
Speaker 1: have worked with before? Okay, very specific, that's a very
Speaker 1: specific ask. Ron Charles wrote, how are someone it's a pain.
Speaker 1: That's an opinion that is not a fact. They're not
Speaker 1: providing factual information. They're not helping you answer your question.
Speaker 1: They wrote, hire someone, it's a pain. Thanks. So I wrote,
Speaker 1: that's literally what she's asking recommendations for. Then someone, and
Speaker 1: then he wrote, anyone on here that is handy enough.
Speaker 1: She's asking for recommendations of people that you have hired
Speaker 1: in the past that you can recommend, and and Ron wrote,
Speaker 1: hire someone it's a pain, and he wrote anyone on
Speaker 1: here that is handy enough. Thanks fucking genius. That's very
Speaker 1: fucking helpful. People. People are just dumb overall. You're not
Speaker 1: gonna get rocket scientists in comment threads for any forum.
Speaker 1: It's unfortunate that you A lot of times, all it
Speaker 1: does is create a mess or an argument, and then
Speaker 1: ship gets like you know, people get all bent out
Speaker 1: of shape. I've rarely seen an open form common thread,
Speaker 1: specifically on Facebook, Instagram and YouTube will go there. That
Speaker 1: and even TikTok, I've rarely seen one that doesn't get
Speaker 1: riddled with ending in a racist conversation, political views thrown,
Speaker 1: religious views here, and just rank out contests like people
Speaker 1: can't be civilized, we can't leave ourselves to our own devices. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: no pun intended, we can't be left alone. We are
Speaker 1: all a bunch of fucking children. And but but the
Speaker 1: thing is, but no one these people aren't Rhodes scholars.
Speaker 1: They these are common everyday people probably, but just answer
Speaker 1: the question. They don't know how to do that, and
Speaker 1: most people don't know the difference between a fact and
Speaker 1: in an opinion. And a lot of people aren't listening.
Speaker 1: They just wanted, They want to say something for the
Speaker 1: sake of saying it without having any reason behind it.
Speaker 1: But it's reading the person. Okay, so I put up
Speaker 1: a post last week. But no, it's more than just
Speaker 1: reading Brodie. It's reading, it's interpreting. There's nothing to interpret
Speaker 1: it says I want to know if you Okay, here's
Speaker 1: an example. Last week I put up a post and
Speaker 1: I said, I have a seven inch dick Apple. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: right now that Why would I make it? Why would
Speaker 1: I cut it in half? So I said, I have
Speaker 1: a twenty seven inch two thousand eleven I think Apple monitor.
Speaker 1: It has a um A lightning chord, and from what
Speaker 1: I'm reading, you can only use it with an Apple
Speaker 1: computer because it doesn't actually have a power button. You
Speaker 1: need an Apple UM an Apple connection to turn it on,
Speaker 1: to write to power it. I've seen videos of people
Speaker 1: who have managed to work with work it with a desktop,
Speaker 1: and there's certain adapter cables you can buy to make
Speaker 1: it work with Already, it's his way over the head
Speaker 1: of Okay, not this listing. I'm talking about the people
Speaker 1: that are about to read it. Okay, So I wrote
Speaker 1: I have this, uh this, this uh this monitor. If
Speaker 1: you have one and you have figured out how to
Speaker 1: make it work with a Windows ten laptop, she right there.
Speaker 1: Specific you're asking for a specific yes, as specific as possible.
Speaker 1: If you have one and you personally have gotten it
Speaker 1: to work with a PC laptop, please let me know.
Speaker 1: So I got a bunch of people. I'm in it.
Speaker 1: I could try to help you. Nope, not what I
Speaker 1: asked for. Then someone said, oh I think you can
Speaker 1: use that. Nope, not what I asked for. So I
Speaker 1: got a bunch of those, which I appreciate you trying
Speaker 1: to help, let me guest. Then you get a bunch
Speaker 1: of people that are like, why you're trying to do
Speaker 1: that for you? I can just hang up and you
Speaker 1: can just finish my st worries for me continue GeTe. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, because I know what the common person
Speaker 1: is gonna say. I know enough. So I just want
Speaker 1: to thank Lauren Schneider, who is not only a slice
Speaker 1: but a verified slice form a TV personality. Lauren Handley
Speaker 1: TV very funny and I'm sure she's appreciating this right now.
Speaker 1: She wrote in quotes, I've never done this, and I
Speaker 1: know you as specifically for people who have. But let
Speaker 1: me give you my two cents anyway quote see because
Speaker 1: they know you. But but did you get it? Solution?
Speaker 1: It's not It's not possible. That's the solution. It's not possible.
Speaker 1: So I may have to sell it now, Alright, I
Speaker 1: don't have That's nice, okay, but but you just gave
Speaker 1: an example of people on an open forum just trying
Speaker 1: to give their opinion and just throw out garbage just
Speaker 1: for the sake of hearing their own voice on their
Speaker 1: Pretty much what we do on our podcast every week,
Speaker 1: if you think about it, that is what we do.
Speaker 1: But I give an opinion this week that was you
Speaker 1: give people too much credit. That's another problem. That's a
Speaker 1: that's I gave myself too much credit. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you a a quick story, quick story, and I know you
Speaker 1: want to. You wanna we take a break real quick.
Speaker 1: So all right now, I'm going through physical therapy from
Speaker 1: my elbow. I have a little elbow pain and I'm
Speaker 1: I just started seeing a new physical therapist. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: And so I want to tell you about the questionnaire.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that later. But so the first day
Speaker 1: I'm there and they have like the music system that
Speaker 1: plays random music, you know, like over the lot, over
Speaker 1: the speakers like like it's so, I said, is this
Speaker 1: I heart or what is it? She goes, oh, it's
Speaker 1: Pandora like whenever. So it was very eclectic. So it
Speaker 1: was like hard rock and then pop. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it was. So Lord comes on Royals by the way,
Speaker 1: fun fact, that is the is in my story? What well,
Speaker 1: you're gonna make a reference to something that you and
Speaker 1: I did together. No, no, let me tell you. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna ruin your story. Then that is that is
Speaker 1: the That is the clue that Brody lost to me
Speaker 1: on the music trivia game that we played on Carla
Speaker 1: Marie and Anthony's podcast that they do for Spotify every morning.
Speaker 1: They play instrumental like keyboard, like horrible keyboard versions of
Speaker 1: the song. Yeah, and then you didn't know Royals and
Speaker 1: I did. I stole it from you. I won the game.
Speaker 1: You won the game. Yeah, So Lord, So Royals fucked
Speaker 1: me there and Royals fucked me again. So in two
Speaker 1: thousand fifteen, the Mets played the Royals in the World Series.
Speaker 1: You and I went to every game. We had the
Speaker 1: best time, at least the New York games. And I
Speaker 1: did a little little parody um as the Royals were
Speaker 1: in the World Series in fourteen, and again when the
Speaker 1: Mets were in the World Series in fifteen, I did
Speaker 1: the Mets of play the Mets of the Mets of
Speaker 1: you know, playing the Royals, right, and when the Royals,
Speaker 1: I did that. You know, it's the Cardinals versus the
Speaker 1: whatever they play whatever. So I did a bunch of
Speaker 1: different versions of that in Well the song comes on
Speaker 1: and uh and she says, yeah, that song came out
Speaker 1: in because oh, I said, Lord, Wow, what happened to her? Remember,
Speaker 1: Lord was gonna be the next big thing. Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: was her best friend and she was gonna be the
Speaker 1: next big thing. Well, she really only had one other
Speaker 1: decent song after Royals and then like Ship the Bed,
Speaker 1: at least on pop radio. If you're a Lord fan,
Speaker 1: tweet me go, She's got a lot of great So
Speaker 1: I'm out saying she's no great songs. She's just not popular.
Speaker 1: You have you know, she's not having not pop culture
Speaker 1: TMZ and covering her, right, she don't get stories every day. Right.
Speaker 1: She showed her butt cheeks on the last album didn't help.
Speaker 1: Album didn't sell well. So I said, wow, she was
Speaker 1: a big deal back in fifteen. She hasn't had a
Speaker 1: hit and so so the the woman who's working on
Speaker 1: my arm, the physical therapist. She says, that song came
Speaker 1: out in I was in college, and I said, now,
Speaker 1: thinking abouteen when I wrote the parodies, I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: that song was late. She says, now it was. I
Speaker 1: was was my senior year of college. I'm sure of it.
Speaker 1: So I didn't. I don't tell her where I work,
Speaker 1: but i'm my head, I'm going I'm in a radio, dude,
Speaker 1: I know when the song came out, come on? You
Speaker 1: have to be right, yeah, in my in my head,
Speaker 1: I'm going, you know. So I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: it's a sickness for you. So I said, so, I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, let's let's just google it. Let's just
Speaker 1: google it. Right. So I'm like, when did the Royals
Speaker 1: come out? By Lord? And guess what scary summer? Of course,
Speaker 1: did you know that's something that we don't factor we
Speaker 1: work in hit radio comes right? And then with six
Speaker 1: months to a year later we finally jump on it,
Speaker 1: so it gets on our our radar much later, So
Speaker 1: sometimes you have to factor that in. And I was
Speaker 1: going to a station entire time. As soon as she said,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, in my head, she's absolutely right, because it
Speaker 1: was an alternative rock hit for for in the alternative
Speaker 1: college world, and we didn't get it for we We
Speaker 1: jumped on the bandwagon late, like we do for everything,
Speaker 1: and Rody's about to get his ass handed to him
Speaker 1: on this one, right, And so luckily I didn't say
Speaker 1: where I worked, so I was like, huh, I said,
Speaker 1: it must have come out on an indie college radio station,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't a hit until when I said, I said,
Speaker 1: I guess we're both right. But I, you know, I
Speaker 1: was so confident, like, oh, the song was a hit,
Speaker 1: and I know why I wrote it for the world serious.
Speaker 1: So look, if I had written like a song for
Speaker 1: like um Valentine's Day, then I immediately would have known
Speaker 1: it came out. But because it was a World Series
Speaker 1: song in October, I was thinking maybe it came out
Speaker 1: in like March or April, but it came out a
Speaker 1: year and a half before the World Series, so yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so Lord Lord's Royal song fucked me again, fucked me
Speaker 1: against buy. If this is the worst problem that you
Speaker 1: have all day, that Lord's song fucked you, I think
Speaker 1: you're doing pretty well for you. Yeah, I'm doing okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking about that. You know, we we we
Speaker 1: we make mountains out of mole hills and maybe that's
Speaker 1: what we we we do best. But that's all you know, me,
Speaker 1: that's all I do. But if that's the worst thing
Speaker 1: that happened to you today, David Brodie, I think you're
Speaker 1: doing okay. But I think there's a lot of people
Speaker 1: with much larger crosses to bear, uh, you know, and
Speaker 1: problems and issues that they have going on in their life,
Speaker 1: and they're like, look at this fucking dude. He's complaining
Speaker 1: that he got a year of a song wrong. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I know, I know. I did want to tell you
Speaker 1: about my my night on Saturday. When when can I
Speaker 1: do that? And we have some sound we got Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do some sound and then we can talk. But
Speaker 1: what do you what do you tell me the clips
Speaker 1: and I'll set them up with Katie Babs this week. No,
Speaker 1: but we do have Katie Babs in the vault, ready
Speaker 1: to go at any time. Yeah, I have a Verizon
Speaker 1: commercial here that's only coming out of my left ear
Speaker 1: for some reason. I don't know why. That's okay. A
Speaker 1: lot of people who listen to smart smart speakers won't
Speaker 1: know the difference, because I always do. There's only one
Speaker 1: speaker on a smart speaker, So that's okay. If you're
Speaker 1: listening in air pods right now or headphones, this may
Speaker 1: sound a little tilted to the left. And if you've
Speaker 1: silted to the right, you got your headphones on backwards?
Speaker 1: Can't you center the audio? Can't you? I cannot? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, so right now, this to me is the
Speaker 1: most annoying commercial on the radio. I'll tell you why
Speaker 1: because and and you'll listen to it and you and
Speaker 1: I make you you might get into a debate with this.
Speaker 1: The men in the commercial, it's two families talking about
Speaker 1: getting free phones from Verizon. The men in the commercial
Speaker 1: are fine, but both women in the commercial make the
Speaker 1: same mistake. And I don't know why if they if
Speaker 1: the script was written that way, or women changed, like
Speaker 1: naturally change the script these women, I don't know, But
Speaker 1: play the clip, listen to what Verizon gave these women,
Speaker 1: and you tell me what's wrong with what they're saying.
Speaker 1: Just gave us all the brand new I phone thirteen.
Speaker 1: We've been customers for years. I found new phones were
Speaker 1: for new customers. To wait, I gotta start that over.
Speaker 1: Listen to the first woman says something wrong. Then the
Speaker 1: second woman says this anything again. Wrong. By the way,
Speaker 1: I just realized something. It's the right channel only, and
Speaker 1: my headphones are on backwards. So okay, if you're coming,
Speaker 1: if it's coming out of your left, my right here,
Speaker 1: I heard that my right here that time. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I gotta turn my headphones around. Wow, I had them
Speaker 1: back backwards this entire time. Okay, now you played off
Speaker 1: my phone. I got it. I got it, throwing about it.
Speaker 1: It's on my right, my right side only. The rising
Speaker 1: just gave us all the brand new I found thirteen.
Speaker 1: We've been customers for years. I found new phones were
Speaker 1: for new customers. We got phone to listen to the woman. No,
Speaker 1: wait a second, I'm already lost. Listen to the two
Speaker 1: women and I'll explain it afterwork. Fund. We've been customers
Speaker 1: for years. I found new phones were for new customers.
Speaker 1: We got our phone thirteens to switch to Verizon two
Speaker 1: minutes ago. Ours were busted and we still got a
Speaker 1: shiny new one. Okay, So listen to the first. So
Speaker 1: she just said hours were busted and we still got
Speaker 1: a shiny new play the first, playing the clip again.
Speaker 1: Listen to the first. Woman, Rison just gave us all
Speaker 1: a brand new I phone. Okay, there's a whole family
Speaker 1: of five shows. Verizon just gave us all a brand
Speaker 1: new iPhone. There's nothing wrong with that sentence. Yes there is.
Speaker 1: They gave they gave them one phone. They gave them
Speaker 1: one phone for hold. What she should have said was,
Speaker 1: they gave us all new iPhones thirteen I phone, thirteens.
Speaker 1: These are things that keep David broken night. Yes, somebody
Speaker 1: wrote this and get paid for it. Listen to it.
Speaker 1: You know there is medication for this stuff. I know,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. Rising just gave us all a
Speaker 1: brand new I phone thirteen. There's nothing wrong with its,
Speaker 1: all verizons of I think. I think that you can
Speaker 1: say it both ways and both are acceptable. No, it's not.
Speaker 1: Second woman is worse the second and just gave us
Speaker 1: all a brand new I phone. Their team, they gave
Speaker 1: us all, meaning like you get an iPhone thirteen. You
Speaker 1: get an iPhone thirteen. You'll get an iPhone thirteen. They
Speaker 1: gave us us all iPhone thirteens. Could have she could
Speaker 1: have said that. But if she had said, they gave
Speaker 1: us all a car, how many cars did they get?
Speaker 1: They gave us all the car. They gave us all
Speaker 1: a car. You get a car, you get a car,
Speaker 1: you get a car. They gave several cars. I think
Speaker 1: either acceptable. David Brodie is wrong. Wrong. Now play the
Speaker 1: second play. That's the second woman for new customers wes
Speaker 1: to switch to Verizon. Cars were busted and we still
Speaker 1: got a shiny new one. Yes, hours, hours were busted.
Speaker 1: That means plural our phones were busted and we still
Speaker 1: got a shiny new one. Each. The word each is implied.
Speaker 1: Now now we all got shiny new ones. Funck Verizon fund.
Speaker 1: These women don't say that's choice. Yeah, okay, not a sponsor.
Speaker 1: I love Verizon. I'm saying the commercial. Play the next clip.
Speaker 1: People agree with me. Spent tweet us, tweetus at David
Speaker 1: Brodie and strahow scary Jones go either way? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we spent ten minutes, ten minutes on that at least
Speaker 1: on the side. Okay, you didn't let me set the
Speaker 1: clip up that corral. Okay, here's the end of a
Speaker 1: commercial for Golden Corral kicking on the side, ribs and
Speaker 1: barbecue chicken on the side. Is that what he said? Nope?
Speaker 1: And then I'll play the second clip. What this is
Speaker 1: like the Fabries commercial? What are they saying in this clip?
Speaker 1: What is that num num role? What are they saying
Speaker 1: and something with a role? I think they're bread hold
Speaker 1: on the okay, wait yeah, wait, and then the roll
Speaker 1: nod Do you know the definitive answer? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're saying. Maybe it's Golden Corral.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's just a way of wrapping up the jingle
Speaker 1: with the nonsense word. You know people use nonsense words
Speaker 1: and songs all the time. Yeah, yeah, no, No, it's roll.
Speaker 1: They're just singing up roll roll and the roo eminem
Speaker 1: roll eminem roll. Like, well, I'm hooked on the I'm
Speaker 1: hooked on the word roll. Maybe I have to unhear
Speaker 1: the word roll. Maybe it's not roll. No, I want
Speaker 1: one of them, and then I'm on the road, and
Speaker 1: then on the road. Then I'm on the roll on
Speaker 1: the road roll and and I'm on the roll and
Speaker 1: and I'm on a roll in the mono role. No,
Speaker 1: I like the nim nim role. I guess we'll never
Speaker 1: know the hell are they saying? If I say nim
Speaker 1: nim roll that's what you hear? You know we have?
Speaker 1: This is to be continued. What about Okay? This is
Speaker 1: an I heard this on the radio and it's a
Speaker 1: very slow song by the Commodores. But but but the
Speaker 1: lionel Rich used to be in the Commodores. He's singing.
Speaker 1: If it sounds familiar, it sounds like he's telling a
Speaker 1: story about his wife cheating on him. But like, listen
Speaker 1: to the words and what he says. But when when
Speaker 1: the clip ends, because it sounds really dirty, I'm going graving.
Speaker 1: He'll be your lover to night you and when he comes,
Speaker 1: I'll let you go. Yeah that seems fair again figure
Speaker 1: of speech. He's like, I want you to be my
Speaker 1: love it tonight, but when he comes, I'll go. That
Speaker 1: is a double that's your cue to leave. I think
Speaker 1: when your wife's banging some guy and he comes, you're
Speaker 1: out now. I don't think that's what he meant. I
Speaker 1: don't think Brody made it funny. Here's another song by
Speaker 1: Dixie's Midnight Runners called come On Eileen, Come On Eileen.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know that's the same type of joke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but this one just sounded dirty time. Alright, we're not,
Speaker 1: we're not. I've heard this podcast, okay, So you know
Speaker 1: we've talked about sometimes people read commercials and they read
Speaker 1: it the way the person the company wrote it, like
Speaker 1: come on down to our show room to buy a cock,
Speaker 1: come on down. But when you're a famous person on
Speaker 1: the radio, you don't say come on down to our
Speaker 1: show room. You change it to go on down to
Speaker 1: their show, go on down to their So get on
Speaker 1: my own my favorite band, he's on down the road.
Speaker 1: He's on down the road for the Whiz. My favorite band.
Speaker 1: Def Leppard had released a new album last week, Diamond
Speaker 1: Star Halos, and they hosted their own channel on Sirius XM.
Speaker 1: So you know, they don't sit there in DJ. They
Speaker 1: record all the lines and they go home. Then somebody
Speaker 1: puts the lines in front of songs. So this somebody
Speaker 1: wrote the script of Phil Collin, the guitar player. Listen
Speaker 1: to what he says about the band He's in Baby
Speaker 1: from that new album done. Oh that's terrible person. He's
Speaker 1: talking about himself. Person. He says he has a cut
Speaker 1: from their new album. So a shame on the copywriter.
Speaker 1: What what station was at? Uh? Here Nation probably? Wow?
Speaker 1: What a bunch of idiots over there? And then Shamon
Speaker 1: Phil Collin, he read what they what he wrote? Why
Speaker 1: would you the person needed the first of all, the
Speaker 1: person who was assigned the task of writing the liner
Speaker 1: for Phil Collin. You should say his our new album. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: talk in that person's voice. So that's mistake number one.
Speaker 1: But I think the bigger idiot here is Phil Collin himself.
Speaker 1: He's not He's Collins's Phil Collins, Phil Collin, No you,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you're not saying it wrong. You're correct.
Speaker 1: I don't want people to go Phil Collins is in
Speaker 1: Deaf Leopard. No, No, Phil, different person. Phil Colin is
Speaker 1: a dummy himself. He's a robot here. Read this and
Speaker 1: he just stands there and says he's from that new album. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: so I gave you. I gave you three clips to
Speaker 1: play from Jon bon Jovi, but we didn't load them
Speaker 1: because I told you weren't gonna have to time next
Speaker 1: week so I'm teasing it because he guess DJ on
Speaker 1: the f LEPPERD channel. Are you teasing on down the road?
Speaker 1: He's on, He's on down, He's on down the road. Yes,
Speaker 1: what else you got? So I'm gonna play John bon
Speaker 1: Jovi next week? Okay, So I'm the New York Mets right,
Speaker 1: like I don't know about ten episodes ago. I played
Speaker 1: a clip from of of the announcers saying Patrick Mazka's
Speaker 1: name his first game? Right, they said they butchered his name.
Speaker 1: I don't think I have the clip ready, but they
Speaker 1: butchered his name. Now we're several months in and they
Speaker 1: should know his name. So so he was on the
Speaker 1: Mets are on Sunday Night Game of the Week. ESPN
Speaker 1: was doing the game and and the announcer again, his
Speaker 1: name is Zika m A m A z E k
Speaker 1: credit at all? Well, so somehow this guy turned into
Speaker 1: a Japanese baseball player. Play the clip that it was
Speaker 1: received behind the plate by k mask. His name is Zeka.
Speaker 1: I just feel bad for the guy the national broadcast.
Speaker 1: But how do you go to mass A kya not
Speaker 1: keeping me up tonight? Sorry? All right? Next, well you're
Speaker 1: not you're not gonna like to Harry's clip. Let's move on. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: what else you got? That's all I got for today?
Speaker 1: We move on. Then we'll take a breakfest. I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not keeping up at night. Was Harry's clip that
Speaker 1: much more trite? It wasn't great? Okay, it was a
Speaker 1: debatable thing and high, and the high being patricks a k. Well,
Speaker 1: if I played bung Jovi, that would be great, but
Speaker 1: you won't let me. I don't have it loaded right now?
Speaker 1: Can I? Can I play the commercial? I'm prepared. I'm
Speaker 1: prepared for that time. I'll tell you what I have it.
Speaker 1: I have the exzema commercial. It's it's a commercial for Shopify.
Speaker 1: I remember I played Shopify where the daughter's like mom
Speaker 1: cutting out. Here's here's the new eggzema. Now, if you
Speaker 1: don't know what exzema is, it's a skin disease, eggzema.
Speaker 1: It's spelled e c z e M a eggzema. Listen
Speaker 1: to a stupid commercial. Here we golled on I would
Speaker 1: open a business for myself, and then I had a baby.
Speaker 1: Meet the traces founder a Saucio Organics, a skincare company
Speaker 1: created so people with skin is shoes. Okay, she runs
Speaker 1: a skincare company. Okay, maybe was about eight months old
Speaker 1: she developed. Okay, it was about eight months old. She did. Okay,
Speaker 1: the Doctors Organics, a stincare company created for people with
Speaker 1: skin is shoes. When Esmbe was about eight months old,
Speaker 1: she developed The doctor's only option to me was experimenting
Speaker 1: in my kitchen crop pot. I actually found something that
Speaker 1: cleared her. Okay, it's not I looked online. There's nowhere
Speaker 1: in the in the world and pronounced it. And the
Speaker 1: product they're selling is something that's a cure for this. Yes,
Speaker 1: she has a skincare business on Shopify. In other words,
Speaker 1: she wow, I can't believe that got through the That
Speaker 1: one got through the goalie right there, Because you're supposed
Speaker 1: to be an expert in that world. So if you're
Speaker 1: how are you how are you providing a cure for
Speaker 1: something you can't even pronounces? Like noxima. But it's not noxima,
Speaker 1: it's ex and not even I know it's exema and
Speaker 1: I'm the common man here and it's exema in Britain too,
Speaker 1: because I looked that up. It's une no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I looked up at many many websites you do videos.
Speaker 1: It's ex I looked on dictionaries. How do they leot
Speaker 1: that through? Maybe that woman she has an unusual name.
Speaker 1: Maybe the woman is from some pot in the world
Speaker 1: where they call it, you know, like like in Britain
Speaker 1: they call it aluminium instead of aluminum. Maybe whatever country
Speaker 1: she's from they call it exeema. But you know, overseas
Speaker 1: and everywhere else, they call Adidas Audi das well. That'scause
Speaker 1: the guy's name who created them was I think he's
Speaker 1: Arab and his name is Adidas all day, all day,
Speaker 1: I dream about sex day. I dream about sex A
Speaker 1: D I D A S. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's what it meant. That's what No, but no, no,
Speaker 1: it is. It is Addidas. It's not Adidas. We say
Speaker 1: Adidas because run DM well I think they yeah, they
Speaker 1: what they called it? Love? Yeah I did. Uh. I
Speaker 1: did a run DMC parody last week for our afternoon
Speaker 1: show on Zelay. It I don't know yet, but they.
Speaker 1: I did it to Mary Mary while you bugging I
Speaker 1: love it? Alright, So all right, I got something. It's
Speaker 1: the boy. Why do you not have something? Well? I
Speaker 1: wanted to tell you about. So next week I will
Speaker 1: tell you about my dermatologist what happened there, But I
Speaker 1: want to tell you what happened to me Saturday. And
Speaker 1: you're gonna want you gonna want to have the curb
Speaker 1: you enthusiasm music ready. So my wife and I went
Speaker 1: out to dinner at a restaurant called Buddhican. Yes, oh
Speaker 1: it's boozy, scary it is. Oh, I know I sent
Speaker 1: you there. Well, no you didn't. I asked you if
Speaker 1: you'd ever been there, and you said you wish you
Speaker 1: want to go there. Something you gave I gave you this,
Speaker 1: gave you my scary stamp of approval. Yes, you said, Oh,
Speaker 1: I hear. It's also I want to go home. I've been.
Speaker 1: I've been several times. You have been. By the way,
Speaker 1: there is one in Atlantic City at Caesar's. There's one
Speaker 1: in Uh. There's a couple of Buddhicans around the world.
Speaker 1: So I want to give a shout out to Jody
Speaker 1: on our on our sales team, who's a big slice
Speaker 1: listens all the time. Jody has been kind of joy.
Speaker 1: Jody spoils the hell out of me. But one of
Speaker 1: the things she did for me was she got me. Uh.
Speaker 1: She and Deb also in sales were able if they
Speaker 1: had an extra pair of tickets to see The Hangman
Speaker 1: on Broadway. And I had said, I wanted to say, like, oh,
Speaker 1: we happen to have a couple of extra pair if
Speaker 1: you want to go, well, we can get you a
Speaker 1: pair of tickets. I said, great. So they gave me
Speaker 1: a list of dates and I said, I'd like to
Speaker 1: go Saturday at eight o'clock. Of all the dates you
Speaker 1: gave me, Like, yeah, we got those tickets, nobody else
Speaker 1: wants them because they you know, they get sometimes entertainment
Speaker 1: stuff like for clients whatever. So I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 1: would love to go. If you don't have a client,
Speaker 1: I would love to go. Okay, great. So Jody says
Speaker 1: to me, you gotta go to Buddhaican. My friend Rich
Speaker 1: is the general manager. He's and he's a big fan
Speaker 1: of the show and he'd love to meet you. And great,
Speaker 1: It's okay, great. So we make reservations and we make
Speaker 1: dinner for five thirty and I get the show starts
Speaker 1: at eight, and the restaurants downtown rough and the show
Speaker 1: is on I think, so straight shot up eighth Avenue.
Speaker 1: Eight eighth Avenue goes up uptown goes north, so it's
Speaker 1: perfect ready to go. And I got a parking space
Speaker 1: right by the restaurant, and I got a garage booked,
Speaker 1: already made the reservation, prepaid for the garage up by
Speaker 1: the movie theater, so I got everything covered right now.
Speaker 1: Boudhacan is a very upscale Asian. Now, when I say Asian,
Speaker 1: it's like Chinese food, but very expensive and very fancy
Speaker 1: and much better, like really really excruciatedly good food. But
Speaker 1: my wife says to me, now, look she knows me.
Speaker 1: She doesn't even listen to the podcast. She says to
Speaker 1: me a couple of weeks ago, listen, we're going to Boudican.
Speaker 1: I already looked it up. It's an awesome restaurant. I
Speaker 1: really to try the Chinese, the sausage, fried rice, and
Speaker 1: a couple of the things that I really looked really
Speaker 1: good at the menu. But I don't want to order
Speaker 1: like roast porkolomano vegetables. Well they don't. That's not even
Speaker 1: an option. No, no, no, no, no. She doesn't want
Speaker 1: me to order without vegetables, the equivalent to that. There's
Speaker 1: want me to order that's not something that's even on
Speaker 1: their menu. They don't have that on the menu. So
Speaker 1: I said, that's too basic. So why so basic? She's like,
Speaker 1: I really would like to order the it's fancy. I
Speaker 1: would like to have the food the way the chef
Speaker 1: creates it. Can we please? Please? I don't want to
Speaker 1: watch you pick the green stuff out, you know? Can
Speaker 1: we just order it and just not, you know, be difficult?
Speaker 1: I said, all right, you know what, for you, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna okay, okay, And everything inside of me
Speaker 1: is dying, dying inside, but it's my life. So I'm
Speaker 1: turning over a new leaf. I'm married a long time.
Speaker 1: You're not, so I said, okay, you know, I said, look,
Speaker 1: I've already looked at the menu. There's three four things
Speaker 1: on the menu that I can order without changing anything.
Speaker 1: But if you want the rice with stuff in it, okay.
Speaker 1: By the way, are you going to pick the ship out?
Speaker 1: And be a hold on, hold on? So I just
Speaker 1: trying to be good. She already said, I don't want
Speaker 1: to watch you pick the floor. I just I want
Speaker 1: to have a nice night out right. So we go
Speaker 1: to the place. Is just gorgeous, Oh my god, chandeliers
Speaker 1: and the huge staircase. Oh my God. So we have
Speaker 1: a wonderful dinner. We ord a dim sum for two
Speaker 1: and the only thing I didn't want to eat was
Speaker 1: the Edemmy dumpling. It's green and it's just like um
Speaker 1: pause right there, pause right there. That is their signature dish.
Speaker 1: That is one of their signature. Sometimes when you go
Speaker 1: to a restaurant, they have a thing called the signature,
Speaker 1: meaning the thing that that they're known for that everyone
Speaker 1: has to get. That. The Edemmmy dumpling is a very
Speaker 1: unique thing that I think started there or we became
Speaker 1: popularized by that place, and there's copycats. Oh, you cannot
Speaker 1: go there without having the head a mob being dumpling brody,
Speaker 1: even though it's clean. So the dim sum for two
Speaker 1: comes with a pork pork dumplings. The most unbelievable shrimp
Speaker 1: French toast French shrimp toast have ever had on It
Speaker 1: had shrimp in it. It wasn't like you know, you
Speaker 1: get shrimp toast. It's like toast dipped in like shrimp oil.
Speaker 1: This had shrimp. It was like a shrimp roll. It
Speaker 1: was fantastic. Before the meal started, they sent over shrimp
Speaker 1: tartar spring rolls, which my wife took a bite of
Speaker 1: and said, David, they're safe. Go ahead. So, without looking,
Speaker 1: I took a bite. It was fantastic. It was unbelievable.
Speaker 1: So the dim sum comes into like a little tower,
Speaker 1: like a little like a seafood tower, and on the
Speaker 1: top is a is carrot dump, vegetarian carrot dumplings. They
Speaker 1: look like the orange, shaped like carrots with a little
Speaker 1: green at the end. It looked like carrots. Unbelievable. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna post pictures. I think, no, you say unbelievable. The carrot,
Speaker 1: the shape of it. It's a giant dumpling shaped like
Speaker 1: a carrot, and it's orange. They food call it it whatever.
Speaker 1: I ate that without asking what was in it. I
Speaker 1: didn't look. I didn't peel it, pick it open. She
Speaker 1: said it was safe. I hate it. Okay, I ate
Speaker 1: everything but the d a mommy dumpling I went to eat.
Speaker 1: I was using chopsticks. Scary, Who am I? I was
Speaker 1: using chopsticks? Toss my wife, What is going on here?
Speaker 1: You know I hate chopsticks. It's you're going on. You're
Speaker 1: on a different plane, all right. So she had a
Speaker 1: sun dress on. I'm a suck of sun dresses. So suck.
Speaker 1: So she liked the ad a Mommy dumpling so much
Speaker 1: she said, you know what, I don't think you're gonna
Speaker 1: like it. I'll eat the other one. So I got
Speaker 1: out of that. But then that was a scam. What
Speaker 1: she did was she loved it so much she wanted
Speaker 1: the other piece. She didn't want It's fine, no, no,
Speaker 1: because I was challenging myself, and so I got We
Speaker 1: got the fried rice. It came on a giant bowl
Speaker 1: and I could see it had pieces of onion in it,
Speaker 1: and it had green onion in it. Or it was
Speaker 1: like you know, scon and my leg is shaking under
Speaker 1: the table. Dude, I hoped so hard that you're gonna
Speaker 1: say it was dil No, No, it's Asian food. But
Speaker 1: Dylan A, I'm just saying no, but the idea of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I cornered. And he was trying to impress his wife
Speaker 1: and list. If my wife and I went to Siddel's,
Speaker 1: If my wife and I went to Sidell's and she
Speaker 1: challenged me to eat the food there, I would have
Speaker 1: to end the marriage right there. I'm not gonna doing it.
Speaker 1: So I had the fried rice and I ate whatever
Speaker 1: was in it. I ate, but I she sort of
Speaker 1: gave me the nod and she let me pick out
Speaker 1: the green onions. That was my one thing I could
Speaker 1: get out. But there weren't a lot of them. I
Speaker 1: have to say, it was maybe like five. So I
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, I got them out, but
Speaker 1: I ate the rest of it. I was a big boy.
Speaker 1: We had a great meal. So it's seven thirty now
Speaker 1: and we're full. We had the black pepper steak in
Speaker 1: a in a bird's nest, not a girl's nest. They're
Speaker 1: known and they're known for doing tapas style where you
Speaker 1: just do a whole lot of small plates that fill
Speaker 1: you up. Still coming, so we finished the food. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna We had like a spicy shrimp dish, all fantastic.
Speaker 1: So we're done at seven thirty, seven thirty two right now,
Speaker 1: and we have to get to the theater by eight.
Speaker 1: So I said, you know, let's not do dessert. We'll
Speaker 1: just get out of here. Well, the general manager comes
Speaker 1: over rich. He says, hello, nice to meet you, a
Speaker 1: really nice guy. He sends over a dessert platter of um,
Speaker 1: like a lava chocolate lava thing that like oozes chocolate
Speaker 1: and it, and then like a chocolate stick, and then like, okay,
Speaker 1: coffee ice cream that I like, I've never had before,
Speaker 1: sitting on a mountain of coffee. That was outrageous. So
Speaker 1: and then like the waitress goes, uh, they'd like, we'd
Speaker 1: like to know if you'd like any coffee a latte.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I gotta have a latte because it
Speaker 1: was chocolate. So we get coffee. The dessert was outrageous, scary.
Speaker 1: So I pay the check and I'll tell you a
Speaker 1: funny story about the check next week. I can't get
Speaker 1: to that now, it's not really part of the story.
Speaker 1: It's now seven forty six. We've lost track of time.
Speaker 1: We have fourteen minutes to get up town. So we
Speaker 1: run out, run to the carts four blocks away. We
Speaker 1: walk quickly. We get to the car. It's now seven
Speaker 1: fifty one. Oh my god. Now my nav says seven
Speaker 1: minutes to get up town. My wife says, well, I
Speaker 1: just checked ways it's thirty five minutes. I go, come on,
Speaker 1: it's it's eight o'clock on a Saturday in Manhattan, right, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll make it. It's right up eighth Avenue. It's not
Speaker 1: a big deal. We drive up, I'm flying get We
Speaker 1: get the thirty six. It's a parking lot, of course
Speaker 1: it is. It's nottn in the theater district. So I cody,
Speaker 1: what kind of hold on? So I cut over the
Speaker 1: sixth Avenue and I'm flying up sixth Avenue, but I
Speaker 1: gotta cut back to eighth and go west again, parking lot.
Speaker 1: We get to the garage at twenty. I get to
Speaker 1: the theater at oh no, no, it's a two and
Speaker 1: a half hour show. So we get to the theater
Speaker 1: and and the whole time, my wife's like, it's no
Speaker 1: big deal, it's casual. Well, would you just catch up?
Speaker 1: It's great. Maybe we got to the theater on a
Speaker 1: twenty something, if I have to be honest. So we
Speaker 1: go in. We handed tickets to the women checking the tickets.
Speaker 1: She goes, oh, I can't let you in. What she
Speaker 1: just um, these tickets are post dated. I don't know
Speaker 1: what that means. She was, go to the window. So
Speaker 1: I go to the ticket the ticket booth window, and
Speaker 1: I say listen. He goes, I can't let you in.
Speaker 1: You got hit too late. I said, were twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: It's traffic. You gotta let me in. He goes, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're not late. You're not late for the eight o'clock show.
Speaker 1: These tickets are for two pm. I drove like a maniac.
Speaker 1: I cut people off, I gave people a finger. I
Speaker 1: almost hit a guy pushing a cart like the peanut cart,
Speaker 1: was crossing the street, almost at him. And I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm stressed that I'm late. What two o'clock you're on?
Speaker 1: You were giving mattenee tickets for earlier in the day
Speaker 1: and the whole time, your whole time tickets two pm.
Speaker 1: They were in like a pribably like an envelope to
Speaker 1: see went on on it. So I knew. I knew
Speaker 1: that was a Saturday. I didn't look she gave me
Speaker 1: the wrong tickets. So I'm telling the guy, you gotta
Speaker 1: let me in. I'm only twenty minutes late. It's a
Speaker 1: two and I show you gonna let me and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're He goes, we're sold out. I go, I know
Speaker 1: you sold out, but I got tickets. No, you don't what.
Speaker 1: He goes, You're you're late for the two o'clock show.
Speaker 1: So uh, they were kind enough to give us a
Speaker 1: rain check on the tickets. And we're going tomorrow night,
Speaker 1: Thursday night. So that's why I was asking about what
Speaker 1: I have to wear. We're gonna see We're gonna see
Speaker 1: the show again. But imagine that I thought we were
Speaker 1: late for the eight o'clock show. I'm driving like a
Speaker 1: maniac to get there. We're like, damn it, we hain't dessert.
Speaker 1: For that matter, you could have gotten back into Buddha
Speaker 1: Coan sat down and finished the dessert like civilized human being. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, scarfing it, doll down. Oh man, I
Speaker 1: ate that coffee ice cream like nobody's business. So thank
Speaker 1: you Jody for the recommendation. Thanks to the tickets Jet Devin, Jody,
Speaker 1: and thank you the general manager. By the way, when
Speaker 1: we were leaving, he says, listen, you come back anytime
Speaker 1: you see me. I'm like, yes, I will. So, uh
Speaker 1: couldn't have been a nicer experience. Uh yeah, that's not
Speaker 1: his real name, by the way, so I'm just saying that,
Speaker 1: you know, No, that is a real name. I'm not
Speaker 1: telling his last name, but his first name is Rich.
Speaker 1: Couldn't have been a nicer guy. And he sent over
Speaker 1: dessert Forest free dessert. Gotta love it, good man. But
Speaker 1: Buddha con if you have if you get a third job, Well,
Speaker 1: can I take a quick story? Quick story? Quick story,
Speaker 1: I'm looking out of here. Quick story. Okay, So remember
Speaker 1: a few weeks ago I told you that I had
Speaker 1: gotten a Firestone gift card for a hundred dollars and
Speaker 1: had expired. And I called up and I got them
Speaker 1: to re send me a new card. Yeah. So I
Speaker 1: got the Firestone master card and the bottom left corner
Speaker 1: bottom a little letters, it says a hundred on it. So,
Speaker 1: knowing that the dinner was going to be a lot
Speaker 1: of money, I brought the card with me. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna use that hundred all the
Speaker 1: card rather than like buy myself something stupid, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put it towards dinner because this dinner's to be a
Speaker 1: lot of money, right, So I put the I don't
Speaker 1: want to tell my wife I'm using a gift card
Speaker 1: for the dinner. I'm gonna be a big shot, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, big shot, I'm spending money whatever. It's not
Speaker 1: that it's my money. Is not harmoney, it is. But okay,
Speaker 1: So I put the my credit card in the in
Speaker 1: the credit card thing, but with the check, and I
Speaker 1: put the Firestone or Firestone Auto card in there with
Speaker 1: the hundred dollars on it, which is you know, if
Speaker 1: it was the first date, I wouldn't do it. And
Speaker 1: I put it in there, and I go, just, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, use the cards there, just you know, x Na.
Speaker 1: So she comes back, she says, I'm trying to said,
Speaker 1: do you want me to split up between the two cards.
Speaker 1: Are you guys splitting the check? I go, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's both my cards. Just use the card, just use them.
Speaker 1: It's okay. But then she comes back, she says, um,
Speaker 1: what's the value on this gift card? It's like when
Speaker 1: you go to the pharmacy and they go, h they
Speaker 1: had a price check on the extra small condoms, right.
Speaker 1: So so I'm like, okay, I said, it's a hundred
Speaker 1: hollars this right there. She was, Oh okay, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: She was I'll be right back some my still gonna
Speaker 1: be like okay. So she comes back, she just the
Speaker 1: computer is not letting me put the whole hundred on
Speaker 1: the card, so I could probably put seventy five on
Speaker 1: the card. Is that okay? Yeah? The third time we're
Speaker 1: discussing this, okay, so she comes back says, Okay, I
Speaker 1: put the seventy dollars left on the card on the card, yeah,
Speaker 1: which I'm gonna use tomorrow at the next rest. You
Speaker 1: will know it. Come on, the money's gonna go to waste,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use it. But it was still I was
Speaker 1: trying to be a nonchalant about it. God boys, Boys,