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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important today.

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Speaker 2: On This Is Important, we're.

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Speaker 3: All in agreeance that you get rock hard on airplanes,

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Speaker 3: right correct?

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Speaker 4: Whoa man? Look at all this ship that's coming out

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Speaker 4: of my scalp.

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Speaker 2: Then Franklin, have good dick.

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Speaker 4: All I do on the way, the baggage claim is fart.

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Speaker 4: Let's go.

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Speaker 2: Zza pizza, Pizza, pizza, gentlemen.

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Speaker 4: Good drops right off the I'm hooked on the feeling.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude, I'm so, I'm I'm renting. I'm

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Speaker 3: in Charleston now, guys, Charleston, I'm Charleston.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, holy smokes you have for Kyle.

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Speaker 2: How's Charlie Town.

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Speaker 3: It's great, Charlie, It's great. So, yeah, they call it Chucktown.

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Speaker 4: Actually really, oh, Charles, Chuck Chucktown makes sense.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they call it Chucktown. I don't co sign that.

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Speaker 3: I think that's I don't like that. I'd like Charlietown

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Speaker 3: a little better. It's a little more fun. Chuck Chuck.

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Speaker 3: It just seems like a like I think of that

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Speaker 3: movie Chuck and Buck sucking fuck.

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Speaker 4: Right right, right, right, Yeah, had you seen that? Isn't

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Speaker 4: that movie good?

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Speaker 3: I have seen it? I think, wait, I.

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Speaker 4: Thought the movie was good. I thought I thought it.

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Speaker 3: Ups good. It's weird, it's let's explain. I think we've

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Speaker 3: explained that movie before.

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Speaker 2: It comes up. All the time, we talk about this

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Speaker 2: movie constantly. We keep repitching it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I like to watch five minutes of it before

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Speaker 4: I go to bed every.

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Speaker 3: Now, what's the name of it? What is the name

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Speaker 3: of it? It's Chuck and Bucks. It's the reason that

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Speaker 3: I always think about it is I always think about, like,

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Speaker 3: how fun it would be the fuck one of my friends,

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Speaker 3: you know, I'm always I'm always think it about thought,

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Speaker 3: is it just it rolls off the.

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Speaker 4: Tongue, Adam, we're on live, off the tongue, we're.

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Speaker 2: Recorded, we are recording, I know, chucking Bucks, sucking fuck.

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Speaker 3: It rolls off the tongue, Chuck and Bucks, sucking fuck.

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Speaker 3: I bet Mike White, the writer, was, Oh, he was

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Speaker 3: so happy with himself when he gets a big chucking Bucks.

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Speaker 5: Do you I feel like that might have even come

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Speaker 5: before anything else where. He was just like, Chuck and Bucks,

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Speaker 5: sucking fuck. And he goes, what is this movie? This

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Speaker 5: is a movie.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to write that movie absolutely dart with.

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Speaker 2: A good title.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, Chuck time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like you can maybe start pitching the

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Speaker 2: Charlie Town thing around, even though people might not like

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Speaker 2: it right now. But if you start to put it

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Speaker 4: They call it Chucktown already did. Yeah, Chucktown's cool too.

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Speaker 2: But did you say, yo, I'm bringing Charlie Town's like

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Speaker 2: when we went to Vancouver and start calling the Cove

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Speaker 2: and people were like, and we don't really like that.

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Speaker 2: But the more you say it, the.

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Speaker 3: More you yeah, the more it works. It feels good

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Speaker 3: on the tongue.

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Speaker 4: But Charlie Town just feels like a half step from Charleston, Charlestown.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't feel like enough. It feels like it's a.

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Speaker 5: Or like a place where a bunch of like POWs

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Speaker 5: still kick it in Vietnam, Oh shit, I didn't like.

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Speaker 4: I fell in love out here. I stayed. It's Charlie Town.

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Speaker 3: I stayed here. I still haven't learned the language exactly.

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Speaker 3: I've been here for twenty seven years.

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Speaker 5: I have Amazon send me my ruffles and uh.

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Speaker 4: I'm good.

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Speaker 3: It takes it takes six weeks. Not bad, not bad

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Speaker 3: for where I'm living. The Reduced Fat who I'm renting from.

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Speaker 3: They're great people. But the woman bought maybe too not

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Speaker 3: a joke, maybe two hundred pieces of art around this house.

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Speaker 3: The house now is covered in art, which is very cool.

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Speaker 3: But it's as in this week.

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Speaker 4: So that you've rented this before, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've rent I've read. That's my third year renting

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Speaker 3: the same time. She bought new art, brand new art, brand.

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Speaker 2: New, so you got it.

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Speaker 4: It got a glow up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of regular, like a lot of cows, which

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Speaker 4: Are tight. That's like far Side ship, I like being

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but now it's all from this exact same artist,

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Speaker 3: and I'd say maybe forty percent of it is alien based,

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Speaker 5: Yeah really so the cow'suff yeah, and and like cowboys

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Speaker 5: are getting beamed up, and like there's an alien driving

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Speaker 3: There's like an alien like eating drinking soup.

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Speaker 5: Just like a fucking like far Side that sounds like

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Speaker 5: YLE's garage.

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Speaker 3: I show you what's that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, a little walking to her. I like this.

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Speaker 4: If you're listening, we're seeing does Gary Larson own this house.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, Okay, it's a very traditional like green headed

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Speaker 2: egg shaped alien.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, this is an alien on a classic flying

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Speaker 4: saucer that has landed into a field, almost hitting a cat.

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Speaker 3: And also did look look who's in it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: This, there's a double whammy. There's a cow there too,

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Speaker 3: cow so and then just in this room, here's another

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Speaker 3: one of like some sort of oh wow.

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Speaker 4: So that's like in other planes, like kind of Western

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Speaker 4: scene with cactie in it. And we have a saucer,

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Speaker 4: classic saucer.

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Speaker 5: Adam, can we see can you read make out the

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Speaker 5: signature there on it? Can you tell us who this is?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I I don't know. I've been trying to

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Speaker 3: figure it out. It looks like an M and a

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Speaker 4: Does it? It? Is it the same on every piece

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Speaker 4: of art? Is this like somebody just like bought the guys?

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Speaker 4: The artist estates?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, did she get drunk one day at a fucking

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Speaker 2: swap me and just bought the whole business?

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Speaker 3: Dude? I was like, it has to be like a

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Speaker 3: a Charleston local, local artist. I thought so. I was

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Speaker 3: like maybe, but they're veriing in love. I know the husband,

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Speaker 3: they're very in love. They're older in the seventies.

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Speaker 4: He knows about it. I'm not saying they're not in love.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the I bet anything goes Charlietown.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Charlie, Charlie.

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Speaker 3: But I guess she's bought it. She buys it. She

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Speaker 3: just found it on eBay, and she says, she's like,

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Speaker 3: I've got a real problem. I've done that to our house.

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Speaker 3: But then I've bought hundreds of pieces for other people.

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Speaker 4: So she's just addicted to buying like these.

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Speaker 3: Arts, buying this one guy's art, and she just I

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Speaker 3: mean has to be keeping him wildly busy, just painting.

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's why he keeps going back to aliens.

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Speaker 3: He's like that, I know how to do an alien

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Speaker 3: and alien Now he's at a grocery store alien now.

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Speaker 2: Basically just doing like things you would find on POGs.

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Speaker 2: Like his next set is going to be like poison

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Speaker 2: with skulls and like eight balls.

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Speaker 4: Take work for it. We don't know, yeah, but it

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Speaker 4: would be cool.

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Speaker 2: You don't know pog Art.

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Speaker 3: Come on, bro, Well dude, I was about to go

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Speaker 3: in on you, but as soon as you said like

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Speaker 3: that that is Paul gart.

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Speaker 2: I feel like every pog was either an alien, an

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Speaker 2: eight ball, or it said poison and it has.

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Speaker 4: It's it's Jose Trulio.

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Speaker 2: You found it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you just type in eBay cow alien art, Like.

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Speaker 2: What there's you're saying, this guy's got it on lock over.

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Speaker 3: There when that's and and it just popped right up.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the first one Jose Trusielo Trugio, I can't pronounce it,

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Speaker 5: but uh not cheap. These things thirty six by thirty

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Speaker 5: six original collectible UFO Cow's Alien Landscape fifty undred bucks.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's for.

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Speaker 4: Free by three. So we got to assume the smaller

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Speaker 4: one behind him.

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Speaker 3: These are smaller. They're not like huge, They're like.

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Speaker 4: Those are still a g those are still probably twelve

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Speaker 4: hundred bucks a pop. Are they originals? Those are not prints?

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Speaker 3: Or no, they're paint They're paintings. These are original?

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Speaker 2: What the hell?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god? Oh look at this.

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Speaker 5: He's a young man, okay, like a child. Well I

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Speaker 5: don't know, I'm just describing him. No, he's like he

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Speaker 5: looks like he's probably thirty tops.

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Speaker 3: So like so like our rage okay, hello, yeah, he

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Speaker 3: looks like somebody who would come up and go, I

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Speaker 3: grew up watching our elder. Yeah, that's crazy, which is cool.

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Speaker 3: It's cool when that happens. That just happened the other

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Speaker 3: day at the grocery store. For me, this grown man

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Speaker 5: Know, a guy who looks like an accountant who would

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Speaker 5: like take care of your money very well, says, I

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Speaker 5: grew up watching you. That's terrifying. Yes, he's got like

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Speaker 5: pleated pants and like a tucked in shirt that's fucking

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Speaker 4: He rock climbs on the weekend. What else.

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Speaker 3: It's not until I meet Charleston locals that are young

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Speaker 3: people that are professionals and they seem like adults Charlie tom.

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Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, well they dressed they want to there. There's

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Speaker 5: different signifiers, especially how people dress in the South. Like

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Speaker 5: in La everyone's a fucking slob pixie.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well everyone's trying to look young, like everyone's like

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Speaker 4: You don't trendy, they're like, yeah, neon collars, they're like lots.

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Speaker 3: Everyone Wait, wait, we're just explaining how Blake dresses.

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Speaker 4: Wait, lots of busy neon collars that claim to be young.

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Speaker 3: Like, right, I see Blake kind of getting offended right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm waiting to hear you guys roll out

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Speaker 2: what LA style is. I'm hearing Neon like it's really

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Speaker 2: trendy and like bright, dude, whis which whatever Blake is wearing?

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Speaker 3: Whatever Blake is.

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Speaker 5: I'll go on the record. I think LA has the

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Speaker 5: worst style possible. I think, sure, that's that makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's a it's a cornucopia of people. It's a

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Speaker 2: it's a it's a melting pod. You can't really hammer

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Speaker 2: it down. It's everybody's from everywhere there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, are you doing the word of the day now too?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Wait a second, corn did you just say melting pod?

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Speaker 5: It made Adam go oh yeah, I forgot to look

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Speaker 5: up a word. That's how fucking cornucopia that ship was.

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Speaker 3: Dude. I heard durs nailed it because I heard cordcopy

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Speaker 3: and I was like, what was the word of the

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Speaker 3: day again? Because I looked at it. I mean, you

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Speaker 3: guys are gonna it's a bad word of the day

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Speaker 3: because it doesn't roll off the tongue. You guys are

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Speaker 3: gonna be like, what is that?

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Speaker 4: Okay, did you say melting pod.

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Speaker 2: I did, Yes, Los Angeles is one big podcast in

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Speaker 2: which we all gather.

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Speaker 4: But is it actually is it a melting pot or

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Speaker 4: a melding pot? It's melting because I know I sound dumb.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you do, you do.

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Speaker 2: It's melting because what.

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Speaker 4: Meld is like a meld is like mind meld as well?

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Speaker 2: How else do you use the word melt besides mind meld,

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Speaker 3: Kyle, this is one your six joints a day. This

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Speaker 5: You're saying these things out loud. Guy, Hey, I did

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Speaker 4: I've just taken a blunt to the doll him and

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: One?

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Speaker 5: Why are you smoking a blunt? Isn't that harsh as

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Speaker 4: Or what?

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Speaker 3: What smoking a blunt?

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Speaker 2: You took a solo blunt to the dome.

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Speaker 4: Why are you hitting a blunt as opposed to do

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Speaker 4: fair enough?

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Speaker 2: They say no more.

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Speaker 3: I actually dislike blunts.

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Speaker 4: You know why though, No, no, no, no, it's because I

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Speaker 3: Where's are we?

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Speaker 2: Where's are weed?

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Speaker 4: I was thinking about this the other day.

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Speaker 5: I couldn't sleep and I was like, I need my gun. Well,

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Speaker 5: he's sitting on a whole fucking pile of gummies.

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Speaker 4: Your brother, Oh does it? I think he has? I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he I bet he does.

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Speaker 4: I don't think he's ingested it. If you'd like it back, well.

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Speaker 2: He might be selling it.

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Speaker 3: No, he says he keeps it in his trailer and

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Speaker 3: every time he goes in it, it is so pungent

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Speaker 4: What does that mean? Yeah, he's got a trailer in

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So is it like melted all together into one suit.

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Speaker 2: No, it's meld It melded into one giant nut, melded together.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, your gummies are fucked all the chocolates

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Speaker 4: That's a melting pot. Yeah, but I'm looking up melding pot.

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Speaker 4: But I'm looking it up. I don't care. Fuck you guys,

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Speaker 4: I know it is.

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Speaker 3: It's melting for sure.

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Speaker 5: Nobody got that. That might be my greatest points of

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Speaker 4: Here you go, yes, pin, Why does it say melding

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Speaker 4: pot when I just look it up? It says it.

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Speaker 3: Because there's a lot of there's a lot of fucking

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Speaker 4: Now, I'll tell you what. Hey, you mixed joints. Hey,

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Speaker 4: you mixed joints. Mixed joints every day on melding pot.

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Speaker 4: Did you say that already?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 5: I was talking about the gummies and the trailer melting pot.

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Speaker 2: Okay, great melting pot and here yes.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah it's a melting pot.

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Speaker 5: By the way, I'm bringing back the roof, but it's

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Speaker 2: You're bringing back great you see me. I'm bringing back

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Speaker 2: the backwards fitted so we're all kind of just bringing.

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Speaker 4: Something backwards fitted is good.

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Speaker 3: See when Blake says he's bringing it back, though, it

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Speaker 3: makes me go like he saw some cool young twitch

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Speaker 3: star La La style. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like sixteen

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Speaker 3: notes of like cool fashions that he can get back into.

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Speaker 4: Honey, I'll be right back. I'm gonna go cruise Melrose

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Speaker 4: real quick. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Because when I lived with because me and Kyle lived

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Speaker 3: with Blake for seven years. Yes, we do, each of us,

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Speaker 3: time to pick out an outfit. I know he seems

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Speaker 5: I think he's very style conscious. I think that his

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Speaker 5: father is style conscious. Whenever I see your dad, he's

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're hip, they're hit and looking.

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Speaker 4: At his Internet is conveniently chunking. It's conveniently chunking, right.

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Speaker 3: He just as soon as you kind of go in

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Speaker 3: he's unplugging something.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got a chunk button that he can press.

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Speaker 3: Chunking a boy, chunking hot.

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Speaker 2: Damn.

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Speaker 4: Okay, come on, in Blake speak, go go Blake. Oh

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Speaker 4: we got you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, in my back because I feel like I just

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Speaker 2: got I feel like I just got torched and I'm back, Okay.

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Speaker 2: But the fact of the matter is is.

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Speaker 3: I'm bringing chunking.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel a little hot.

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Speaker 2: As soon as you guys start making fun of me,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, we're gonna let you catch.

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Speaker 3: Off, Blake. We're not making fun of you, that's the thing.

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Speaker 3: We're not making fun. We're saying that you are the

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Speaker 3: That's not what you were saying, you said I was.

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Speaker 3: I was oogling fucking like twitch stars and I'm biting

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but you don't. That's how fashion works, That's how

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Speaker 4: to go cruiz?

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Speaker 5: Melrose. I was just saying that that's what you were doing.

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Speaker 5: If you think that's a bad weird thing, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: You pick up on trends. What's wrong with that? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: You and you notice. You notice things.

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Speaker 4: Because you're definitely not the only one who's wearing a

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Speaker 4: backwards fitted cap right now. And you know that. You

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Speaker 4: have to know that in your soul, Dude, he is

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Speaker 2: I am.

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Speaker 4: I mean, like on planet Earth or in LA You're

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Speaker 4: definitely not. You're definitely not. Dude. Hey, Kyle Greg call,

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Speaker 4: thank you. He's not the only one. Well he said

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Speaker 4: He needs to know that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I yes, we all believe that.

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Speaker 2: No, absolutely not.

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Speaker 3: But you know that the nineties are back Yes, they're

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Speaker 3: the Oakland A's backwards hat. That's a very nineties look.

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Speaker 3: And I think you know that, Blake, and that's okay.

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Speaker 2: I mean, think about all the times you've seen a

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Speaker 4: Greg Baby, give me that Mariner's cap.

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Speaker 3: Nineties, it's Ricky Henderson. In the early nineties, this is

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I'm saying it went Ken, Griffy Junior.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Frank Thomas, I go straight to like Jay and

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Speaker 4: Simon pop, fred.

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Speaker 3: Durst, Guys, fred d were just yelling about people that

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Speaker 2: Hats, specifically in the nineties.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we are, yeah, on planet Earth and on planet

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Speaker 2: The Oughts was Fred Durst and then the twenty twenties.

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Speaker 2: Is your boy, Blake Anderson. I'm bringing back the backwards

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Speaker 2: fitted it's back. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: I would like to give yourself some applause there, Blake,

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Speaker 3: it is for some applause.

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Speaker 2: There you go points to that.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Durst is the king of the of the fitted

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 4: What was his cap? What was that? What is his cap?

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Speaker 2: A red Yankees red?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a red Yankees cap.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, So, by the way, that's whack.

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Speaker 4: Red Yankee sounds like a cool wrap group.

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Speaker 2: That's yeah, that's yeah, that's not really that cool. I

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Speaker 2: doesn't have to be Yankees. Is he from New York?

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Speaker 3: I certainly don't think.

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Speaker 4: Why does it a red Yankees hat? Wait?

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Speaker 5: Hang on, will you guys unpack that a little bit

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Speaker 5: more for me? Why why is a red Yankees hat?

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Speaker 4: Whack? And like why can it? Why were you like

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Speaker 4: he could get a different.

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Speaker 2: One that's not the color of the team.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I understand that, but so what it's like a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and also to me, Yankees hats aren't cool. I

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Speaker 3: don't like the Yankees. Okay, they're kind of dodo. The

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Speaker 3: a's are cool because the A's suck there. I like,

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Speaker 3: I like to root for an undergod, So to me,

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Speaker 3: the A's I'm I'm pro that the Yankees is like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Band, Yeah, yes, it's more fun to like the losers. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: like durs in your terms, everybody's a Michael Phelps fan. Like, okay, wow,

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Speaker 2: you like Michael Michael Phelps, but who likes the Canadian swimmer?

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Speaker 5: Who likes Mike Havoc. I know what you're saying exactly,

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Speaker 5: but you know what I mean? He tried to We

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Speaker 5: all know what that means.

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Speaker 4: I know what.

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Speaker 5: It touched out in two thousand and eight by a

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Speaker 2: But absolutely it's Kavic bro the Cavick story.

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Speaker 4: He tried to appeal. He followed up.

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Speaker 2: Big C, Big CEA or is it.

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Speaker 5: Cavic Cavic Ork, Mike Kaviock, Miller, Mila Rad, Mila Rod.

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Speaker 4: Yeaheah, so you get it.

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Speaker 2: So Michael Phelps is the Yankees and then uh, what

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Speaker 5: I mean, he grew up Mike Kvick. Then he changed

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Speaker 5: it to what what did he change it to? Mila

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Speaker 5: Rod because he's got a I don't know where he's from.

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Speaker 5: He's his European parents, but he grew up in the

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Speaker 4: First.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was a gender change. Isn't swimming is

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Speaker 4: It's actually mandatory. Now you have to do it.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, change your switch gender.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy.

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Speaker 3: That way worst and luggage talk way worst.

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Speaker 5: I'm glad I got out before, you know, I had

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Speaker 3: For sure? I will say the fashion here in Charlestown

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Speaker 4: I'm Chuck Charlie Chucktown.

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Speaker 3: Why I feel like I am older feeling here, but

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Speaker 3: because everyone looks like they're about to go golf golfing

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Speaker 4: That's a status thing. I love this look. It's a

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Speaker 3: Every everybody's about to go golf. And I understand that

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Speaker 3: like a boat shoe, like we're about to go yachting,

443
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,919
Speaker 3: like vibe. This is everyone's about to go golf, and

444
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,240
Speaker 3: if they're going out, one hundred percent of the time,

445
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,480
Speaker 3: you're rocking your khakis. You know what I mean, You're

446
00:19:58,560 --> 00:19:59,360
Speaker 3: rocking the cacks.

447
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,119
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you gotta wear khaki.

448
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:04,000
Speaker 3: Yeah so, and I don't own khakis.

449
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:08,320
Speaker 4: Neither do I. This is a crime. Maybe some khakis

450
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:09,040
Speaker 4: a crime.

451
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,919
Speaker 3: No, dude, you see my ass in a khaki.

452
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,440
Speaker 5: Adam, We're gonna send you to what you're saying you

453
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,120
Speaker 5: could not You're saying you couldn't look good in khakis.

454
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,480
Speaker 3: Dude, Khaki the Color reached out and said, please don't.

455
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,320
Speaker 4: That's pretty funny.

456
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,400
Speaker 3: Khaki the Color reached out and was like, no, take

457
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:25,800
Speaker 3: us off.

458
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, it showed up on your phone.

459
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:31,280
Speaker 2: You're like ka Khaki family, the Kaki Institution.

460
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:35,040
Speaker 3: Yeah. I didn't know this existed, but Khaki actually reached out.

461
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,960
Speaker 4: This is Adam helloing.

462
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:43,359
Speaker 3: And it's the whitest sound.

463
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,399
Speaker 5: And I guess that is a lot of material. So

464
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,520
Speaker 5: what about just chinos in general of like a different color.

465
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,399
Speaker 2: Yes, gino.

466
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,000
Speaker 3: If I do wear a Chino, it's got to be

467
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:59,639
Speaker 3: dark dark. It's we gotta be a charcoal or a black.

468
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Speaker 2: Okay, I like that great ass?

469
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:03,440
Speaker 4: Right?

470
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,879
Speaker 5: Like, have you ever rocked dickies? Like when you moved

471
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:09,000
Speaker 5: out to California? Did you ever throw throw some dicky.

472
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,720
Speaker 2: A little stiffer, a little workman pants?

473
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:14,119
Speaker 3: I did? I would Yeah, I rocked to workman. Uh,

474
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,359
Speaker 3: and I would go. Dark gray was my color?

475
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,200
Speaker 4: Oh, dark gray is a good color.

476
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,600
Speaker 3: You got to hide the tree trunks, you know these things.

477
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,040
Speaker 3: If you've flown them too much, you get a lot

478
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,600
Speaker 3: of unwanted attention.

479
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 4: And it Adam hates attention.

480
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:34,159
Speaker 3: One thing about me. I don't like attention, thank god.

481
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 2: Well, not for the wrong reason.

482
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,280
Speaker 3: Not for the wrong reasons. No, no, no, not for

483
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,120
Speaker 3: the wrong reasons.

484
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:42,040
Speaker 2: And when you're wearing khakis, you got guys flagging you down,

485
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 2: like what up?

486
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 3: Yeah?

487
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,000
Speaker 4: Do you guys all wear belts?

488
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,000
Speaker 2: Not currently?

489
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,040
Speaker 3: I've recently lost some weight. Uh, and now I have

490
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,960
Speaker 3: to wear belts on some of my jeans, which is

491
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:54,919
Speaker 3: really sick.

492
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 4: I feel like in the wintertime, wintertime all wear belts.

493
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,640
Speaker 4: But I really rocking belts. I'm just going to say

494
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,400
Speaker 4: that spring sound what is that?

495
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 2: Because you're wearing shorts or you just like it's too

496
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 2: hot to wear a.

497
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 4: Belt, Like, are these the same pants?

498
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 3: Belts? Belts hold you down too much?

499
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:16,199
Speaker 4: Different different pants, different different ideologies going out. But I

500
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,679
Speaker 4: think like I I like the I like the belt

501
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 4: when I need to wear I like the belt. I

502
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:24,879
Speaker 4: like the belt in the winter when you're putting on

503
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 4: like layers and ship I dig it. I don't like

504
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,920
Speaker 4: the belt in the summer when it's hot and it's

505
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 4: like you just want to put on shorts and one

506
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 4: shirt and that's it, and then you also want to

507
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,120
Speaker 4: maybe go into the pool during the day.

508
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 5: You just don't want to different, but you're wearing different

509
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 5: So you're wearing swim trunks.

510
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,239
Speaker 4: I'm wearing like all purpose shorts kind of right now.

511
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,239
Speaker 4: I'm actually wearing shorts that could service a belt, that

512
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 4: could service a belt. Show us all right, it's just

513
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,200
Speaker 4: like I'm still gonna send this.

514
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:56,960
Speaker 2: Baby Yeah god damn, I'm okay, sorry.

515
00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,120
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. That's just a byproduct of what yeah.

516
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,680
Speaker 3: Swam Hello he ripped out a little muffin top baby

517
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,360
Speaker 3: bro the six package who was hungry.

518
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 2: The six pack is coming.

519
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 4: In, is cooking some we're cooking.

520
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 2: The pack of that looked like a bar look like

521
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:22,679
Speaker 2: a barbecue pat. It's under there, bro, sixt it did. Yeah, yeah,

522
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 2: six six individual packs of ground beat.

523
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 3: Yeah.

524
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,440
Speaker 4: It's like a.

525
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,680
Speaker 3: Bunch of sausage meat.

526
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

527
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 5: Honestly, I can't even jump in because I'm just too

528
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 5: disturbed to joke about it.

529
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 2: Kyle's stomach looks like a butcher counter meat.

530
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 3: Bro, it's all the leftover bits, dude, it's all the leftover.

531
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,920
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay.

532
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,160
Speaker 2: You don't have to show that much your stomach. Bro.

533
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, Kyle, your stomach looks like your chest is ripping.

534
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, it looks like you look like a melted candle.

535
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 3: You look like a meltic.

536
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:09,919
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Oh I think I might.

537
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 2: Cut the internet, sweetheart, Cut the internet off.

538
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 3: Cut the internet, babe, they're going after me.

539
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 5: Kyle's body looks like in Cape Fear when the nero's

540
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 5: holding the flair in his hand and it's just burning

541
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:30,920
Speaker 5: over his knuckles. Yes, well that's deep raft, but you'll

542
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,959
Speaker 5: have to assume that it's time for rewatch.

543
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, it's time to rewatch I.

544
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 4: Have to assume anyways, I'm not wearing a belt. I'm

545
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 4: not wearing a belt.

546
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,400
Speaker 3: The hair and make of women on The Righteous Gemstones.

547
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 3: I went in to get my dumb Kelvin haircut.

548
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 4: Okay, looks looks normal.

549
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks kind of normal, looks kind of good.

550
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 2: Actually best haircut he's ever had.

551
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,160
Speaker 3: But I went to get my my Kelvin haircut and

552
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 3: they were like, wow, you're very gray now. So now

553
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 3: I have gray hair. So that's it.

554
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 4: They can't do. That's not okay. I don't know what

555
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 4: they're doing.

556
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 5: There's about it, but they're supposed to talk about it

557
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,440
Speaker 5: later behind your back, and how they have to solve

558
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 5: them problem.

559
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:08,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, behind your back.

560
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 2: They're supposed to have secrets on set and get a

561
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:12,640
Speaker 2: like a whisper.

562
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 3: Well, I kind of I kind of brought it up

563
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 3: because I noticed a couple like on the side, like

564
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 3: there's one, there's one, you know, there's a few. And

565
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I got a couple here. I

566
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,120
Speaker 3: don't know. And then she starts looking and she goes, actually,

567
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 3: you you have a lot of gray. You've really grayed

568
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 3: since the last season, so, uh.

569
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 4: You're dying it's time to get that tea.

570
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 3: So Kelvin might just have jet black hair or something.

571
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,399
Speaker 3: He might dye his hair like an insane color this

572
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 3: this year, which could be kind of funny but old.

573
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 5: I've always wanted to dye my hair for a show,

574
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 5: like just go like bleached blonde.

575
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 4: I mean, Kyle, when you had your blonde.

576
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 2: Hair, look great, blonders, baby.

577
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I want to do it again. I want

578
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 4: to do some shit to my hair too, like really bad.

579
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:56,159
Speaker 4: It's it's I'm I'm like keep I keep struggling. I'm

580
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 4: now struggling with having long hair, like because I want

581
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 4: to gone.

582
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you can just cut it, buddy, But also like,

583
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 3: don't do too much to your hair because it's it's

584
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 3: lived a traumatic life.

585
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 4: Don't tell me what.

586
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 2: You don't tell me what. This is your last ride.

587
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 3: It might just go if you if you last rider,

588
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 3: this might be the last train out of town.

589
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:22,440
Speaker 2: Your next haircut is your last haircut. Brother, Still make

590
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 2: it count, yo.

591
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 5: This is gonna go to the barber and the dude's

592
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 5: gonna get the fucking cooma says her out and the

593
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 5: hair is gonna be dodging it.

594
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:33,199
Speaker 3: Like yeah, it's going to frighten itself right out of

595
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 3: its scout loose.

596
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 4: Well genuinely, that is like I don't want to do

597
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 4: it because I don't want to look like I'm trying

598
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 4: to be fucking young, you know what I mean, Like

599
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,159
Speaker 4: I don't want to go like like blonde, and I

600
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 4: don't want to be like, oh, I'm like you want

601
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 4: to be the things that I did when I was

602
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,199
Speaker 4: a kid, you know what I mean. I want to

603
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:54,639
Speaker 4: find my adult haircut, my tucked in polo, go to

604
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 4: Chucktown for some inspiration.

605
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,119
Speaker 3: That was just kind of your roundabout way of like

606
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 3: shitting on Blake, dude, because I I Blake's my homie.

607
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 4: Dude. Are you kind of not even that roundabout?

608
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 5: Yeah?

609
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 3: Are you sort of going right at?

610
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 4: I don't mean to be shitting on anyone. Yeah, I

611
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 4: don't have to be on anyone. If I if I,

612
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 4: if I was, it was not intended, okay.

613
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,679
Speaker 2: Indirect diarrhea blast, dude. I didn't feel shit on. I

614
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 2: didn't feel sho okay.

615
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 3: Good.

616
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 2: I will say, of all of our friends, I feel

617
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 2: like you're the friend who could rock wigs publicly and

618
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 2: would work for you.

619
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I love that, I think and I actually

620
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 4: take that as like probably one of the bigger compliments

621
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 4: I've ever gotten in my life. Yeah, like that is

622
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 4: that is huge from you like have.

623
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 2: Get really weird I wear and really like it, like

624
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:44,640
Speaker 2: crazy wigs.

625
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is this is the nicest thing you could

626
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 4: ever say to me.

627
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 3: Dude, Kyle is spending a lot of you know, when

628
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 3: you meet like a rich old like person who's into art,

629
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 3: it's always a rich old person who's into art have

630
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:02,919
Speaker 3: very insane, very expensive looking glasses. And I could I

631
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 3: could see Kyle just wearing like one's a triangle and

632
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 3: one's just like a tiny little you know, tiny little

633
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 3: like the size of a nickel.

634
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

635
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 4: See that's what I need to transition into. I need

636
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 4: to get into that type of eccentricity. This like reaching young.

637
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 2: And then like a Neon green like bowl cut wig.

638
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 4: Neon green bowl cut wig. Yes, Blake, you are hitting

639
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 4: it out of the park. You really that's insane, bro.

640
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 2: I think if anybody could run it, it's you, all right,

641
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 2: I think you're the guy.

642
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 4: Okay, oh oh, oh, fucking disaster, my guy.

643
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 3: Dude moved to Charleston forgot all my podcast stuff, Like

644
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 3: I totally unpacked everything else. I brought my child. I

645
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 3: remembered him.

646
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 4: That you don't want to home alone? Is it the

647
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 4: fact that you're not saying it?

648
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a huge which I have called myself and

649
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 3: like did you grab it? And she's like our child,

650
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 3: and I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's right, yes, yes.

651
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 2: Our side.

652
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 4: That happens all the time, a child. Yes.

653
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 3: The nugget, the flesh nugget that we carry around and

654
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 3: it's a.

655
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 4: Little care for where's that little meat mount?

656
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, where's that little pile of meat that sack, that

657
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 3: human sack that we carry. Dude, I've been watching Franklin,

658
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 3: The Michael Douglas Show on It's all about Ben Franklin on. Uh,

659
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 3: it's not that good. They could have done a better job.

660
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 4: But I was watching the trailer last night thinking like

661
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 4: should I watch this? And then I'm like, this feels

662
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 4: like a joke. It's the trailer itself feels like something

663
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 4: that is like a joke from the nineties and now

664
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 4: it's like decade.

665
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 3: It's not that good, okay, But it's also because France

666
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 3: is such a fucking insane place, especially back then, like

667
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 3: the pomp and circumstance.

668
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 4: This is like lame Miz Times.

669
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 3: It was like, I mean, I don't know when lame

670
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 3: Is took place.

671
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 4: Is this like post revolution in France, the French Revolution?

672
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 4: I don't know.

673
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 3: No, this was Ben Franklin broker a deal with the

674
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 3: French to have the al roker, to have them help

675
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 3: us during the revolutionary war, and then and he did

676
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 3: our revolutionary war and they did, and it was like

677
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 3: there was a point that we weren't going to win

678
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 3: and it was up to Ben Franklin to go. And

679
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 3: then John Adams comes and John Adams is like a

680
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 3: total bitch about everything.

681
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 2: Really that's cool.

682
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 4: But John Adams was not a bitch when how.

683
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 3: Okay, No, he was a bit. No, he was a

684
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 3: bitch in John Adams, Oh he was. Yes.

685
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 4: I thought he was like heroic, Well he is.

686
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 3: He is, but he's just like he's not a cool

687
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 3: guy to hang out with. Like Ben Franklin was tight, dude.

688
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 3: He was getting drunk all the time.

689
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 4: Dude.

690
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 2: Ben Frgan was fucking tight, dude.

691
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 4: He's Adam's hero. He's like, you want to go chase lightning?

692
00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 2: Dude. Ben Franklin had so much riz bro it was crazy, dude.

693
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 4: He did.

694
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 3: Dude, he was he was like, had multiple girlfriends, he

695
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 3: was like hundred.

696
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 4: He was in.

697
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 3: France, just fucking throwing it down, dude.

698
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why he got the big bill. They're like, Yo,

699
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 2: we gotta give Ben the hundred bro. That bro is

700
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 2: what because he keeps it one hundred.

701
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 4: Okay, points points yourself.

702
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it is. It's a weird show. Everyone's wearing

703
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 3: the most insane wigs. And I'm thinking, though, when you

704
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 3: said wigs, I was thinking, that's what Kyle should Just

705
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 3: suddenly you were wearing a powdered wig and you just

706
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 3: fucking go for it.

707
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 4: But didn't everybody rock those back then or not?

708
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 3: Yeah?

709
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 4: I think I think that that was like it.

710
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 3: Was a big song. It was less in America that

711
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 3: they say.

712
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 4: That's what the high school kids were wearing. And Blake's like,

713
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 4: you did that because I think you rocked powdered wigs

714
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 4: because it was a way to not like take care

715
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 4: of your hygiene, because it.

716
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 3: Was a way to like, it was a way to

717
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 3: like mask the smell because they would like they would screw.

718
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 4: So it was like you put you powder your wig

719
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 4: and then you put it on. Because people were only showering,

720
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 4: they didn't. They didn't shower, They took fucking baths. Bro,

721
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 4: did they shave their head or no?

722
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 3: They have hair underneath.

723
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 4: They were all bald. Really, I think they were all

724
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 4: bald early. I would just shave my head.

725
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 3: No, I think they had hair, but it was less

726
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 3: in America they were.

727
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 4: I'd be bald out there and fully jacked. But all

728
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 4: of our founding fathers had powdered wigs. All the pictures,

729
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 4: they're like.

730
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:25,959
Speaker 3: Some of them.

731
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 2: I thought it was because they all had like syphilis.

732
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 2: I thought they all had like a disease that was

733
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 2: making like their hair fall out, and then then like

734
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,239
Speaker 2: they had to wear a lot of makeup because they

735
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 2: were like looking like corpses.

736
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 3: I don't think everyone, dude, it was like children children

737
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 3: in Franklin the show. I don't know how real authentic

738
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 3: the show is, but there's like nine year olds just

739
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 3: kicking it with sick. So I doubt I doubt they

740
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 3: have syphilis.

741
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably not at all.

742
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 2: We're getting lice in the chat, so maybe it was

743
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 2: just that like French lice just bouncing around or something.

744
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, license syphilis are a little different.

745
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 2: You know, it's all bugs.

746
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 4: This ship is just masking their smell. This shit is

747
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 4: because they stank, dude, They stank, That's what it is.

748
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 4: They had major stink and they had to put wigs

749
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 4: on to drop it up. Sorry. How much does hair smell?

750
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 4: What your head? Your head can smell bad if you

751
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 4: don't take showers.

752
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 2: You're saying your scalp, your scalp smells, Kyle, I.

753
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 4: Think we're just put your hair in water.

754
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 2: I don't understand wool tree diary.

755
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, back in the day, they didn't do that. They

756
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 4: didn't do that. They didn't shower.

757
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 2: There wasn't water, I know.

758
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 5: But how many days does it take for you to

759
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 5: for your specifically just your head hair to smell.

760
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 3: Let's ask Kyle, Kyle, how long?

761
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 4: Wait? Wait, what's the question?

762
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 2: When does your family start to tell you have to

763
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 2: wash your hair?

764
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 3: At what point? How many days?

765
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 4: I know when it is it's like four days, like

766
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 4: four or five days, I would say, when it's like

767
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 4: it starts to get really greasy and you're just like,

768
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 4: whoa man, look at all this shit that's coming out

769
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 4: of my scalp, right, you know what I mean? Yeah?

770
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 3: Like, uh, hey, Kyle, can I just say I'm so

771
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 3: happy to have you back, dude. I love that you're

772
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 3: back on the pop. This is sick.

773
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 4: Okay, that's great. I'm happy to be here.

774
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 3: With you because because we wouldn't be able to ask

775
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 3: this question to anyone else like it wouldn't.

776
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:19,879
Speaker 4: Be I'll give you a good honest answer, and I'm honest, Abe,

777
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 4: I'm as honest as able to Lincoln.

778
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 2: Bro the five dollars bill.

779
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 5: Have you ever smelled anybody with smelly headhair over like

780
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,839
Speaker 5: just their body odor overpowering it? Do you think?

781
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 4: Well?

782
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 3: I think it was to mask the entire body, because

783
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 3: there wasn't deodorant it was. It was to just have

784
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 3: a good smell around you.

785
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 2: Oh maybe it was trickle down, like.

786
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 4: The wig smelled. You couldn't just spray that on yourself.

787
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 3: I think it was fragrant, and then so they put

788
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,399
Speaker 3: that on to mask everything else that was going Your

789
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 3: breath was also nasty, imagine cooking. I think about this

790
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,399
Speaker 3: all the time because all the time I'm thinking about

791
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 3: this dude all the time, because because I'm watching this

792
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 3: Franklin show and he's just hooking up with women left

793
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 3: and right. Women love Seventy something year old Ben Franklin

794
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 3: with gout and they're throwing themselves at him and he's

795
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 3: throwing it down. Dude, all rizzed out. He fucks HELLOK, good,

796
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 3: thank you for saying riz Thank you for saying rizz

797
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 3: blake and bringing that you have good dick. He had

798
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,280
Speaker 3: a good dick, you could just tell.

799
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 2: And Ben Franklin have good dick shape like a skeleton, key, bro,

800
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 2: that's what you don't know. He tied the kite to

801
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 2: his cock, bro.

802
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 3: How gross would it be? And also like anal was

803
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 3: a big thing, and blow jobs were a big thing infabis,

804
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 3: like that's where they were like kinky. They were like

805
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 3: three sumes and like doing nasty shit sixty nine dudes.

806
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the Marquis de Sade.

807
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 3: Could you imagine like eating someone out?

808
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 4: Yeah? I know, dude, I think about that during that time.

809
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 3: There's just flies everywhere. You're like, what are you?

810
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 4: I think about that all the time too, Like yeah.

811
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 5: But like the expectation is lower, right, you're just it's

812
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,720
Speaker 5: still coachy.

813
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 4: Well exactly, you're just you haven't had cuccie. That's not

814
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 4: that so you're just kind I'm.

815
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 2: In You're like, wait, this is what the fuss is about?

816
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 4: God damn I'm in no, it's cool. I think it's cool.

817
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 4: We were just like we were just like going after

818
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 4: a very animal like I think that's sick for sure.

819
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 4: They're just like, let me hit it with the wig

820
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 4: real quick.

821
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 2: Right, yes, exactly, let me get the wig down here, little,

822
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 2: let me that's what the that's only what the murkin was.

823
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 2: You know what the murkin is. That's like the the

824
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 2: pubic hair wig. Yeah, yeaeah so maybe.

825
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 4: So what was it?

826
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 2: I think?

827
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 4: Oh, oh, so you powder up your pubic wig. Yeah,

828
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 4: and you toss some powder up in that.

829
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 3: So you're not even licking actual uh, to use their words, couci,

830
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 3: you're not liking the kuchie. You're just outside. You're outside

831
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 3: licking this flavorful wig. They put like a bunch of

832
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 3: raspberry sauce on it or something kind of tasty.

833
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, brother, that's the French for you.

834
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 3: That's France. It's a marmalade.

835
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 5: But that's why they call it a French bath. Right,

836
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 5: So do you hit it with the wash cloth right quick?

837
00:36:59,560 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 3: Do they call?

838
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 5: Or are you doing this outside next to a river?

839
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 5: You just go scoop two hands full of the water

840
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 5: and you throw it at the kuchie real fast.

841
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, paw some powder on it, you know what I mean.

842
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 3: You take off your wig.

843
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm gonna need a couple of wigs for dude.

844
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 3: You take off your wig and then you just smack,

845
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 3: you smack your crotch with the with the wig. You

846
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 3: powder it.

847
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, split the wig.

848
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 2: Oh man. Those French people got it right.

849
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 5: No, that's why back in the day they said you

850
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 5: gotta powered her wig power. It wasn't it like you

851
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 5: hit it with like a pow.

852
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay.

853
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 4: You gotta let's call it taking a hike. Let's take

854
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:44,240
Speaker 4: a little hikero.

855
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't I don't know. Drs just went on

856
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,879
Speaker 3: a walk, and I don't know if I ward you

857
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 3: no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

858
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank.

859
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 2: You, thank you, No points, thank you, there's no points, dude.

860
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 4: In colonial America, they were merely sponging themselves off. That's

861
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 4: what it says they were. They were rarely using a sponge,

862
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 4: and it says here that they were not using soap.

863
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 4: So like, that's just so, that's what was going on

864
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 4: back then. Man. That's fucking wild. How different is that

865
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 4: from your lifestyle.

866
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 2: Daily come, yeah, do you live a colonial lifestyle?

867
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,359
Speaker 3: Kyle's throwback to what you was saying.

868
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 4: Kyle's Oh you guys, they're starting to get nasty. They're

869
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 4: starting to get nasty.

870
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't want to get nasty. We don't want

871
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 3: to get you know, this podcast, we keep it clean

872
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,280
Speaker 3: on this on this podcast.

873
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just can't clean my hair every day because

874
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 4: it's not worth it anymore.

875
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 5: Shampoo's expensive. I gotta wait till I'm on like another

876
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 5: production before I get the.

877
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 3: Shah and then you could ask for dude. I just

878
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 3: went in and they were like, do you need anything.

879
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 3: I'm like, I need a razor I need razor blades,

880
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 3: I need a face wash. They're like, you didn't buy

881
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 3: anything for yourself, and I'm like I did. I'm getting

882
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,280
Speaker 3: that extra dental floss.

883
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 2: You have a podcasting microphone. I'd love that.

884
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish I had that. Bo just took his

885
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 3: first flight. Dude.

886
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,399
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, you dropped him.

887
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, a flight.

888
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,720
Speaker 4: It's like the right brothers.

889
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 3: Uh yeah he crashed, yes her, Yeah he was. He

890
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 3: was very good. Good boy. Dude was having a fucking blast.

891
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 3: I really enjoyed himself and then dropped the largest ship

892
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 3: he's ever taken in his life, about forty minutes in.

893
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the altitude.

894
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 3: It was something something it is.

895
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 4: It's the compression. It's like, it's like what happens to

896
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 4: a water bottle when it squeezes. That's squeezing all that

897
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 4: shit out, dude, that's what's going right, analogy?

898
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 3: Is that real? Because that doesn't that doesn't happen to me.

899
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 2: It's a Boeing bomb.

900
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 4: You don't have to fart on an airplane. I always

901
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 4: have to fight on an airplane because you're getting squeezed. You've

902
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,240
Speaker 4: never felt like you've had gas on an airplane? No, dude, Adam,

903
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 4: I've sat next to you on an airplane and you

904
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 4: have farted quite often. I smell.

905
00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 3: That is not that's not true.

906
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 4: What do you miss it? Wait, hang on a second.

907
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 4: We've got a denial.

908
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 3: We've got you're blind the truth right now?

909
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 4: How is that true?

910
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 2: Kyle?

911
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 4: Yeah? How are you going to deny that? I don't?

912
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 4: I can't. I how are you going to deny that

913
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 4: you've never farted on airplane and never smells? Well?

914
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 5: Okay, so Adams never felt it, but the majority of

915
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 5: humans who have flown you feel pressure on your.

916
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 3: I think you guys are blind the truth in a

917
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 3: way that it is.

918
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,760
Speaker 4: Why would you even drop it like that.

919
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 3: Dude, Because it's impossible to bly. When have you ever

920
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 3: heard that word before? It's impossible to slip it.

921
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 4: I don't know I heard. But when you look off

922
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 4: into the distance like that, because I know.

923
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 3: I know, I know, but I knew you guys are

924
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 3: going to catch this one. But it's called bel and

925
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:47,280
Speaker 3: it's to bely something is to give a false idea

926
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 3: or an impression.

927
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 5: Honestly, we've been talking about Ben Franklin a lot. I

928
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 5: would have like thrown it into like a.

929
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 3: And then we decried that the B B of.

930
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 4: The Then then you could like sneak it in like

931
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 4: with an accent colonial ship of the balla.

932
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 3: Yeah. That, but that I was trying to use it

933
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 3: in proper context. I think that's key when doing Word

934
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 3: of the day. You can't just say the word.

935
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 4: You're a stickler, that's true, hey, respect. Respect.

936
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you're doing Word of the day, you do

937
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 3: you do have to try to make it make sense.

938
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 4: Yeah. I also I think when you go when you

939
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 4: go higher and altant, it expands. I think that's what's

940
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 4: going on? Because like if you take a bag of

941
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 4: chips up to the mountains, when you get out, that

942
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 4: bag of chips is like full of air. So I

943
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,240
Speaker 4: think when you're up it expands, when you come down

944
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 4: it contracts. I think that's the sien right. But they

945
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 4: press they pressurize the cabin though, Kyle.

946
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 3: Blake, do you do you have to ship and fart

947
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,879
Speaker 3: a ton on planes? Because I've never heard this, it's

948
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 3: it doesn't happen to me.

949
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think it affects you a little bit.

950
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,760
Speaker 4: If if the water bottles are being affected in the cabin,

951
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 4: then you're being affected as a preyer.

952
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 5: It's science, right, that's what I'm saying. But I think

953
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 5: it's they pressurize it. I think it's you're saying everything expands, Yeah,

954
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 5: it's pressurized.

955
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 4: Oh so they're oh, okay, so it's not that I

956
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 4: can't use the mountain analogy.

957
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 5: They do the out with it inside the plane. I

958
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 5: believe that's why you have to like pop your.

959
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 4: Ears and shit.

960
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 2: It pretty sounds science.

961
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, so when you go up, you would they do?

962
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 2: It's science?

963
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 4: Yeah?

964
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 2: Nice? So Blake, answer the question, do you do I

965
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 2: far have I farted on a plane.

966
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 4: Okay, there you go.

967
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 3: Well I farted on a plane, for sure, But like,

968
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 3: is it a thing for you? Are you? Are you

969
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 3: on a flight just always being like, Okay, i'm flying,

970
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,240
Speaker 3: you know I'm gonna rip some ass like I don't.

971
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 2: Like, No, I'm not like boarding the plane like, oh no,

972
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 2: here come the farts again. But I mean, I've had

973
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:33,760
Speaker 2: gas on a plane.

974
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 4: Hold it. You can feel the burble.

975
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 3: Sure, but is it a thing when you you fly

976
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 3: a lot? We just took We just took up wards

977
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 3: of sixty to eighty flights together in the last six months.

978
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 2: So you note that I was farting quite a bit,

979
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 2: I did you know?

980
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 3: No, Okay, so it's fifty to fifty half of us

981
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 3: don't really notice an extra gas.

982
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 2: I far more on land and on boats.

983
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 3: At talking about planes. We're talking planes.

984
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 5: Here's what I know. When I fly and I get

985
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 5: off the plane, all I do on the way to

986
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 5: baggage claim is fart. That's all I do.

987
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 4: Okay. I cropped us damn near every airport I ever landed. Okay,

988
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 4: and I think we've talked about this.

989
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 5: I don't fart in coach in first class when the

990
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 5: lights are out and people are laying down NonStop.

991
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 3: Really?

992
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, hold up? What do you mean you you would

993
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 4: hold it in coach? You would hold it?

994
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 5: H yeah, yeah, because you can't fart. You're right next

995
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:30,839
Speaker 5: to somebody. You can't just rip it right there. You

996
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 5: have the air thing, You have the air thing. You

997
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 5: just turn the air thing up.

998
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 4: That's true, Kyle, that is true, And yet I still don't.

999
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question?

1000
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 4: Though?

1001
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 2: Are you there?

1002
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 4: Mission granted?

1003
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 2: Do you store all your parts for travel?

1004
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 4: Like?

1005
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:45,399
Speaker 2: Are you a dad who farts around his family? Are

1006
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 2: you a party party guy?

1007
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1008
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, okay, all right?

1009
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 5: Are those two are? I don't know what question you

1010
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 5: just asked? You're like, are you a dad who stores

1011
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 5: as far as? Do you fart around your family?

1012
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 4: What do you want to know? Have I farted in

1013
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 4: front of my children?

1014
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,240
Speaker 3: Yeah? Don't belie the truth?

1015
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I still don't know what that means. Now

1016
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:03,760
Speaker 4: he's frozen.

1017
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 2: Sorry I was. I was chunking a little bit because

1018
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 2: I thought you're making fun of me. But if you're not,

1019
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 2: then I can continue.

1020
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 3: Kyle, I said the definition earlier.

1021
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 4: Oh I don't think I was paying attentional Sorry, bro, sorry, bro,

1022
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 4: I guess I'll look it up over here.

1023
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:19,840
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, go ahead, blakey Blake.

1024
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 5: What are you asking? Yeah, I'm just if I fart

1025
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:22,760
Speaker 5: in front of my family.

1026
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Some people don't fart around their family, right,

1027
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 2: you like to save it.

1028
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 3: I will say that I don't fart that often. I

1029
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 3: do fart sometimes. I'm not a big fartherer, and I

1030
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 3: don't really fart in front of my family.

1031
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 5: Adam denies farts more than anybody I've ever met, and

1032
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 5: his way of his way of rationalizing it as he goes, Dude,

1033
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 5: if I would fart, I would tell you and then,

1034
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 5: But every time he farts, he never tells us.

1035
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 4: No, it's total gaslight. He gaslights all of his gasser.

1036
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 4: Oh why would I do that?

1037
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 3: Why would I do that?

1038
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 4: I Adam, I don't know.

1039
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 2: You don't know.

1040
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 3: I'm honestly, so open and honest with everything else in

1041
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:01,800
Speaker 3: my life.

1042
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 4: That's why it's weird. That's why it's weird. I don't know.

1043
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 4: Maybe it's a character for these guys. Live with you

1044
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,919
Speaker 4: for seven years, and I know they know what I'm

1045
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 4: talking about.

1046
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 3: I mean, I do fart, I have farted. I'm not

1047
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 3: saying I don't.

1048
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,319
Speaker 5: Like the fact that you're getting so worked up about

1049
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 5: it now tells me that it's a weird issue for

1050
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 5: you because.

1051
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 3: You keep it's because because durs you keep saying this,

1052
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:24,280
Speaker 3: you keep poking the bear. Okay, and and you're riling

1053
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 3: me up.

1054
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 4: Well, Adam, it's simple, It's very simple. You're a mischievous motherfucker.

1055
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 4: I mean, a fart itself is not mischievous enough. Then

1056
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 4: the denial of the fart is what turns the mischief up.

1057
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:40,359
Speaker 4: Oh whoa interesting interesting. I know how that works. I

1058
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 4: understand that psych Oh okay, but I don't know what

1059
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 4: the word belie me as it takes a huge bite

1060
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 4: of what is that just squacamole.

1061
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 3: Eating on avocado? Just wait, we're gonna be done in

1062
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 3: ten to fifteen minutes. You wait to eat avocados. I

1063
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 3: don't have to Well sure, yeah, sure, okay. That's how

1064
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 3: Kyle is his life. He doesn't have to do the podcast,

1065
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 3: so he doesn't.

1066
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 5: Adam, I'm not trying to come at you. I don't

1067
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 5: mind farting in front of my kids. I don't want

1068
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 5: to make it like a big deal because I don't know.

1069
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna be like everybody listen, like a you

1070
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 5: know what I mean?

1071
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 4: Really, that's my world all day?

1072
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I believe that.

1073
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 4: That's all. Yeah, that's what. That's what.

1074
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 3: Not.

1075
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 4: We love farts, I've said it before, but love language.

1076
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 5: And honestly, I don't want to be sitting on the

1077
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 5: couch and then just have like a symphony of small

1078
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 5: children farting around me.

1079
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 3: Right, that's exactly right, that's exactly right.

1080
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 4: Right, that is so wrong.

1081
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 5: I go, hey, you know, you can walk away, you

1082
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 5: can leave the couch, you can go to another room

1083
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 5: or whatever, and let it see.

1084
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 4: Just not at the table. Just not at the table.

1085
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 4: That's the only rule. Just don't do it when you're

1086
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 4: literally not while I'm holding you.

1087
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 2: Like wait, wait till we take a family trip. When

1088
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 2: we get on the airplane, we're gonna unload on these people.

1089
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 4: You're only in first class. Only first class.

1090
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 3: Well, I will say, I don't fart on airplanes, but

1091
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 3: I do get rock hard. I will say, like we've

1092
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 3: covered that, like getting everybody, we're all in agreement agreeance, Sorry, Blake,

1093
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 3: we're all on agreeance that you get rock hard on airplanes, right, correct?

1094
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,840
Speaker 4: I love it? What are we agreeing on.

1095
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 5: I get it when we when I land, and then

1096
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 5: I've got to like grab my bag. That's when it

1097
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 5: really strikes me, right, Okay.

1098
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't been on a flight without a boner

1099
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:25,359
Speaker 4: and quite some time.

1100
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, me too.

1101
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,479
Speaker 4: Kyle has been on the no fly list.

1102
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 2: It's definitely the cabin pressure.

1103
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 4: It's the cabin pressure. They need to work on it.

1104
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 5: It's nothing right, it releases, it grips your dick the

1105
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 5: whole flight, and then it lets go. The blood rushes in.

1106
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 3: You know what, and Blake, you didn't answer, how's your

1107
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 3: dick on flight?

1108
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 2: My my dick is probably Yeah, it's probably harder than

1109
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:47,919
Speaker 2: ever when it's up in the air.

1110
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, good, good, good, absolutely when you're up in

1111
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 3: the air.

1112
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 4: Can that be? The new Mile High Club is just

1113
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:58,240
Speaker 4: getting a boner on an airplane? A pretty non exclusive clubs, guys.

1114
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 2: I'm in the Mile High Club. That club finally happened finally,

1115
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 2: and by finally, I mean every time I've flown since

1116
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:08,399
Speaker 2: I was fifteen years old.

1117
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 5: So everyone in the actual Mile High Club is freaking

1118
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 5: out right now. No no, no, no, no, because you have to

1119
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 5: go through to make that happen.

1120
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 3: You or any of us in the Mile High Club,

1121
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 3: any of us. We're all in agreements that you get

1122
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 3: rock hard on airplanes, right.

1123
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 2: No, I mean I had my story where I j

1124
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 2: oed to c.

1125
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 3: Yeah the magazine, dude, the absolute best time to chunk

1126
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:49,840
Speaker 3: because it was just slow motion or az.

1127
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 4: And he calls it a story mission.

1128
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 3: H Yeah. Well, by the way, we've all jerked off

1129
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 3: on planes before, not in our seat like a psychopath.

1130
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 3: You go to the bathroom.

1131
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 4: I've never done that. I don't think I've done that.

1132
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 3: You've never jerked off in about Oh I've done that.

1133
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:02,839
Speaker 3: I'm not not all the time, but I've done it,

1134
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 3: like probably three or four times.

1135
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,280
Speaker 4: In one flight. I would feel so bad, like holding

1136
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 4: the bathroom for that long when somebody else probably needs

1137
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 4: to use it? Is that hotter?

1138
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 2: How long? How long does it take you?

1139
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:13,879
Speaker 3: Yeah? How long?

1140
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 4: Wait? What?

1141
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 3: How long are you taking?

1142
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 4: Because we're dipping into something I'm not I might not

1143
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 4: be ready for what's up here. Well that's too.

1144
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 3: Long, Like you're not taking a sweet time, You're just

1145
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 3: you're handling an issue.

1146
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's an itch, for sure, I get it. There's

1147
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 4: no way, there's no way I could scratch an itch

1148
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 4: like that.

1149
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:35,399
Speaker 3: It's handling a problem that you have. Your your dick

1150
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:39,359
Speaker 3: is too hard. You're trying to watch Laura Cross two

1151
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:43,319
Speaker 3: Raider the movie, right, yeah, and you can't get through it.

1152
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 2: There's no Well it's a magazine.

1153
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 3: Sorry, I know I'm watching two raid of the movie. Okay,

1154
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 3: in nice story.

1155
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 2: Oh so you're watching Angelina? Jolly?

1156
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 4: Do you guys think you can get put on the

1157
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 4: no fly list if you were caught masturbating in a

1158
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 4: in a on a plane? Can I say one thing?

1159
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 4: They're not going to catch me. Yeah, but if you were,

1160
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 4: is that is that grounds for no fly list? Kyle?

1161
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 2: People have been put on the no fly list for less,

1162
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 2: trust me all right?

1163
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 3: For way less.

1164
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 4: I saw somebody get put on the no fly list

1165
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 4: for vaping. There you go, that's annoying.

1166
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 2: See.

1167
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 3: Uh, well, by the way, you're not in your seat.

1168
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 3: In your seat, you should be arrested and then shot

1169
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 3: in front of the entire plane.

1170
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 4: Okay, well that's a little big Okay, if what if

1171
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 4: you fired in first class? No jacking off in your seat?

1172
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 3: If you that's an extreme example, but yeah, you should

1173
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 3: probably get arrested or you're get in.

1174
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 4: Trouble if you jack off in the bathroom.

1175
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 3: No, in your seat, in your seat, Oh.

1176
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 4: In your seat, like Blake did one time. Yeah, that's

1177
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 4: a crime. So Blake's on the no fly list.

1178
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 3: In the bathroom. The door's closed, it's locked, it's locked. Yeah,

1179
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 3: Blake would be. But he's a child though, so he

1180
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 3: might have or you were you a child.

1181
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 4: Oh he's tried as a minor. Yeah, he was tried

1182
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 4: as a miner. Yeah, probably got off. He's back on

1183
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 4: the streets. All right, good, good, you're flying with you.

1184
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,280
Speaker 5: I guess I just don't want to spend the bathrooms

1185
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 5: are so small. Then, like I rarely ever sit to

1186
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 5: take a ship unless I really really have to, or

1187
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 5: it's like a crazy long like flight around the world.

1188
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 3: I shoot on maybe every flight that I'm on.

1189
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but you you're an animal. You mark your territory.

1190
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 4: You like to let people know, whookie drop.

1191
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's right, for whatever reason.

1192
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,720
Speaker 4: And then you're the captain now.

1193
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're like, I'm the pilot, the crapta, so

1194
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,919
Speaker 3: this is the cockpit. I will say. I will say

1195
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 3: that I think maybe instead of farts, that is what

1196
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 3: happens to me. I have to ship.

1197
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 4: So that's like your said, so it's even worse. It's

1198
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 4: even more of an issue for you. It squeezes then

1199
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 4: actual dookie out like.

1200
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 2: Father like souf.

1201
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm not like squeezing them out of my

1202
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:50,800
Speaker 3: It's not an issue. I love shitting. I shipped like

1203
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 3: four or five times a day, and I enjoy it.

1204
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 3: I sit down absolutely.

1205
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 5: I think you'd have to love it if you were

1206
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 5: shitting four or five times a day.

1207
00:51:58,520 --> 00:51:59,399
Speaker 4: I think that's too much.

1208
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, all all, all the time, all the time I'm shipping.

1209
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 4: Well, I think it's too much. Brother, I think that's

1210
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 4: too many times.

1211
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 3: Ship in the morning. I should need early afternoon. I

1212
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 3: shipped in the evening and I shipped at night before

1213
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 3: I go to bed.

1214
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 4: So four times isn't that a song? Four times?

1215
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1216
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 4: I shipped two times in the morning. I shipped two

1217
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 4: times A ship A rinky dank you dank ship, A

1218
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 4: marink you do ship you?

1219
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: Uh?

1220
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I should I shpit a whole lot.

1221
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:28,320
Speaker 4: That's a lot. What are you eating?

1222
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 5: I just wonder, I am curious what are you eating

1223
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:34,560
Speaker 5: that may or have you always ship four or five

1224
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 5: times a day?

1225
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 3: I've always been a big shipter and I will say

1226
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 3: the older I've gotten, I will say that for the

1227
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 3: past maybe ten years, I sit down to piss, to

1228
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,760
Speaker 3: ship to piss, and I think that's probably.

1229
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 2: Why I finally it's better now, r.

1230
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 3: I finally sit down and ship.

1231
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 4: You're peeing, so you just ring one out whatever's like

1232
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 4: in the chamber.

1233
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 3: So I just like, I'm just like, yeah, you know,

1234
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm always sitting down, so I'm like, I

1235
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 3: might as well just drop a bomb right now.

1236
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just imagining being your colon. And it's like,

1237
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,399
Speaker 5: I mean, can you have since we've been sitting to pee,

1238
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 5: all of a sudden we're working overtime, Like, yeah, the

1239
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 5: fuck is going on here?

1240
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 4: Before? Times seems excessive to me, and the poop is

1241
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 4: like we got no breaks, we can't just hang a

1242
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:17,359
Speaker 4: chill and.

1243
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, but guess who doesn't have the hemis and the fissures?

1244
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,359
Speaker 4: True? True, that's true. That's true, bro.

1245
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 3: I know, I know you talk about yours and fissures

1246
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 3: a lot, and I've never had because I don't. I

1247
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 3: don't have to squeeze one out because they it just

1248
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:32,720
Speaker 3: it's easy, peasy baby.

1249
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, that's good for you. I'm jealous. I'm very

1250
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 4: great for you, great for your brother Slily. I'll shut

1251
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:41,399
Speaker 4: up about I'll shut up about about what I think

1252
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 4: about your but in its place right now, Yes, sir,

1253
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 4: I'll shut up.

1254
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 5: I don't mind a good like uh, a nice effort

1255
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,360
Speaker 5: every once in a while where you're like, all right, what's.

1256
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,839
Speaker 4: The move here? How are we doing this? Yeah, we

1257
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 4: can't just push all at.

1258
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 3: One, dude. I will say that my son's bomb was

1259
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:02,319
Speaker 3: wild and I took them in the so my wife

1260
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 3: was like, to see if you can save the outpha

1261
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 3: because we only have two. And I'm like, okay, and

1262
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 3: I go in and I save the outfit, save the outfit,

1263
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 3: and he ship. It ran up his back all the

1264
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 3: way to his neck. And then and then they're saying

1265
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 3: a pool of ship, and I'm on, I have the

1266
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 3: little folded table down. I don't. It is my first

1267
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 3: time laying a baby on one of those tables, so

1268
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 3: I don't really know the angle. So I'm kind of

1269
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 3: sucking up a little bit. And then he has his

1270
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 3: little feet and he's like laughing. He's having a great time.

1271
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 3: He starts splashing in the liquid ship and it sprays everywhere.

1272
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:35,399
Speaker 3: Now my shirt's covered in ship.

1273
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,320
Speaker 4: He's like, you thought you're gonna come here and jack.

1274
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 5: Off jack your days are done.

1275
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:47,720
Speaker 3: Uh, Now there's ship on the mirror, on the wall, everything.

1276
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 3: So I'm wet wiping myself the walls. It was a

1277
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,760
Speaker 3: wild experience. I was like, I hope this doesn't happen

1278
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:54,839
Speaker 3: every time I fly.

1279
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:56,240
Speaker 4: It will happen again.

1280
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that a normal Is that a normal line

1281
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:03,319
Speaker 3: with your baby? Because he was luckily he loved that.

1282
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 3: He was not scared or crying.

1283
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 2: He was just like, oh that's his love language.

1284
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, figured it out.

1285
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 5: I mean I remember, I feel like I brought this up,

1286
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 5: like I remember my kids. I was changing a diaper

1287
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 5: and then I could he like bent up and I

1288
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 5: saw it start to like kind of burbal out and

1289
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 5: I just put my hand under his ass and he

1290
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 5: just chat into my hand, and I was like, because

1291
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 5: I was trying to say, like the changing table, I

1292
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:32,439
Speaker 5: was like, because then you got to wash that, yeah,

1293
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 5: with like the oxy clean. And I was like this,

1294
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 5: I could just kind of go wash on it.

1295
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:38,760
Speaker 3: You can do without, Yeah, you could do without.

1296
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 4: Changing diapers can get real nasty, man. I remember getting

1297
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 4: shot at like a couple of times.

1298
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 3: We've recently like segued into having a little bit of formula,

1299
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 3: Like we've been all breast milk all the time, and

1300
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 3: then now we mix that formula a huge and the

1301
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 3: ships have gotten way the real deal. Like suddenly they're

1302
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 3: like thick, they're like mad steam key and there's just

1303
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,840
Speaker 3: like it. It's more. It's more ship.

1304
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 4: And I'm like, are you in the mustard like the

1305
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 4: mustard stage yet or is it still kind of black

1306
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 4: and sticky.

1307
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 2: Kernel mustard in the black and sticky only last a few.

1308
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:20,359
Speaker 4: Days once or twice a month. I'm still black, dude.

1309
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 2: It still bubbles up if I have a night of buzzboll.

1310
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 3: It's like quorum or something like that.

1311
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:29,319
Speaker 4: Not colostrum. Colostrum is like the milk thing.

1312
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the first that's that good stuff.

1313
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:33,840
Speaker 4: No, that's from Marvel.

1314
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 2: Yeah that's carnage colostrum.

1315
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 3: The colossrum is that good tiddy milk, like when it

1316
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 3: was just concentrated like that good stuff.

1317
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, so they could find it. It was like this

1318
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,759
Speaker 4: is where you get your stuff, bro?

1319
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:48,399
Speaker 3: Yeah good?

1320
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 4: Wait? So is colostrum not just I think.

1321
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:57,760
Speaker 3: At the very beginning, and it's like an extra potent

1322
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:02,240
Speaker 3: like nutritional bomb and it's like stickier and a little

1323
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 3: more clear and the something like that. I wish a

1324
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:08,799
Speaker 3: producer would look it up.

1325
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 4: Is the you're right with, like Mike, I think you're

1326
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 4: right with like myconium. I feel like you're I feel

1327
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 4: like you're right on the money like that.

1328
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 3: It's pretty close.

1329
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 2: The tar.

1330
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 4: Oh, that's good. That's a good one. That's great.

1331
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 2: Fantastic is venom three? Baby?

1332
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 3: The poop? We know what glossrum is. What does the poop?

1333
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 2: The poop, the tar poop?

1334
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 4: Kyle just said it it is it's myconium. Okay, I

1335
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 4: think that's what Adam said.

1336
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 5: That's what Isaac used to put in his hair, the

1337
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 5: best hair, Joey.

1338
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 3: And you looked up, you know, you know that it's mcconnyum,

1339
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 3: what is it?

1340
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:47,360
Speaker 2: Thought?

1341
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:48,480
Speaker 4: Was my cony?

1342
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 2: Maconum? I love macon Mit Tuesday.

1343
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,479
Speaker 3: Maconium is the newborn's first bowel movement, which is thick,

1344
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,440
Speaker 3: sticky and dark green. Yeah. I remember it only lasted

1345
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 3: a little a little bit, a little bit. Yeah, but yeah,

1346
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 3: we're full on. We're full on mustardy turning, turning a

1347
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 3: little brown, turn a little brown.

1348
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 4: Getting real congratulations, that's great, dude, we're like out of

1349
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 4: we're almost out of diapers, which is something we just

1350
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 4: have like a nighttime diaper the store. No, Like, I

1351
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 4: don't got to fucking change another diaper. There's been five years.

1352
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 4: It's like, ohly ship your grandma.

1353
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, too much, too much, and you start to ship

1354
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 2: yourself when you got to change your own diapers, right,

1355
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 2: they're out there back in.

1356
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 3: That's why you have children, so then when you're old,

1357
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 3: they have to change your diapers. It's the only.

1358
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 2: Reason I want you to know, the only reason I

1359
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,480
Speaker 2: had you is to change my diapers.

1360
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 3: So you better get your ass over here. And then

1361
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 3: they stick you in a shitty old folks home, dang, or.

1362
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 2: A really really nice one.

1363
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 3: Well, you almost have to put money away for your

1364
00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 3: own old folks home because if you if you leave.

1365
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 5: It, Yeah, what do you that's retirement, dude, that's why

1366
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 5: did you just realize that?

1367
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 3: Well, yes, but no member of my family has ever

1368
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 3: done that. Nobody through the lineage, through the lineage, no

1369
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 3: one has saved a dollar for when they are on

1370
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 3: death store.

1371
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 4: No way.

1372
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 5: They just stayed at home in like a neighborhood where

1373
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:21,880
Speaker 5: like other family was.

1374
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 3: Uh yes, and then like a few that lived like

1375
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:29,440
Speaker 3: out of state, like my great great aunt, she was

1376
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 3: one hundred and four and she stayed in. I was

1377
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 3: a child, so I didn't really clock how like sad

1378
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 3: the old folks Home was. But it was horrifically sad

1379
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 3: now looking back.

1380
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 5: At it, right, right, Wait, so someone has been in

1381
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 5: an old folks home. Yes, so you're a liar and

1382
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 5: I can't trust anything you say.

1383
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she didn't save any money for it. It

1384
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 3: was like family pitched in to get her this shitty

1385
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 3: old folks.

1386
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 5: Home, right right? And also what social security whatever comes

1387
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 5: from that?

1388
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1389
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right, So yeah, I think we have to

1390
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 3: plan for that stuff. Boys, we have to. I mean,

1391
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:03,680
Speaker 3: maybe we all try to get in the same old

1392
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 3: folks home and keep the podcast.

1393
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 4: Going so great.

1394
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 2: Or yeah, what if we all get one r V

1395
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 2: that we all stay in and we park it in

1396
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:13,360
Speaker 2: Santa Fe and we just kind of.

1397
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 3: We're gonna want our own space.

1398
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 4: Did you hear what Adam is saying? They serve you food.

1399
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,919
Speaker 4: It's pretty I like the old folks Home. Yeah, yeah,

1400
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 4: my grandpa would eat hot dogs.

1401
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 2: I'll make food, yeah, dude, I'll still be able to

1402
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 2: give you guys, raw hot dogs. It'll be beautiful.

1403
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 3: I've seen what you eat, which is air, so we're

1404
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 3: you're not gonna make us food hobe. Yeah, we don't

1405
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 3: want a big bowl of nothing.

1406
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 2: I've got recipes.

1407
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 4: I do like the idea of just going to a

1408
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:40,560
Speaker 4: fucking like old folks home and just playing video games

1409
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,440
Speaker 4: and doing like LSD for the end of days, you

1410
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 4: know what I mean, Like that seems cool.

1411
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, Honestly, Kyle, I would love to go out just

1412
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 3: doing LSD with you.

1413
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 5: I feel like that's yeah. I would finally just just

1414
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 5: go on over to your side. I dye my hair

1415
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 5: with you, you know.

1416
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 4: Wear the wigs. Yeah, I got wigs.

1417
01:00:59,080 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 1: Every day.

1418
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 4: I'd be like skateboarding and a diaper.

1419
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1420
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 3: We we We're like always doing bits where we just

1421
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 3: come like one day dress Colonial, we go down to

1422
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 3: like the little Commissary dresses big Ben, Big Ben.

1423
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1424
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, and then everyone's all the big bends.

1425
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 2: We're still Today's bend day.

1426
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,280
Speaker 3: We just come as giant clocks one day.

1427
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 4: But the Lonely Island guys are there and they're like,

1428
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 4: we did that last week, you know.

1429
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 3: We're like, yeah, there are always one so we didn't earlier.

1430
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 3: We talked about our buttholes more than you did.

1431
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, who cares if we were second?

1432
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 3: Like, but we did it. But we had like a

1433
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 3: clever song and we're like, yeah, but.

1434
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:47,480
Speaker 5: Spoofed political thump something it was.

1435
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 3: It was actually way smarter what we did and we're like, yeah,

1436
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 3: but we talked about our buttholes though, so and people

1437
01:01:56,640 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 3: liked it. People other old folks. They enjoyed it. Are

1438
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 3: there any take back City apologies? Any epic slams here?

1439
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 4: Boys kind of take back showing you all my pack,

1440
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,160
Speaker 4: my six pack, kind of take that. Thats what you

1441
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 4: gave us some fodder?

1442
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 3: Was it was fun? It was fun?

1443
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's cool. No, I just wish I had more

1444
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:16,560
Speaker 4: to show. I wish I was like further on my j.

1445
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 3: You are really lean, you got enough?

1446
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:19,200
Speaker 4: Trust me?

1447
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 3: Do you do sit ups?

1448
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 4: I wish I had less to show. No, I'm not

1449
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 4: doing sit ups. I'm not doing sit ups.

1450
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 3: No. I think you're playing a lot of pickleball and

1451
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 3: you have leaned out a lot. But I think some

1452
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 3: strength training might do you some good.

1453
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 4: Again.

1454
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:33,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see it again.

1455
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:37,040
Speaker 4: No, that's it's chill. You want to see it again? Well, No,

1456
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 4: that was before we were just talking about.

1457
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 5: Now now we're just getting into Yeah, okay.

1458
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:46,000
Speaker 4: Okay, goodbye teasing Before for sure you look great.

1459
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:49,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you did that well that is not that

1460
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:50,439
Speaker 3: is not don't lean.

1461
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 4: Wow, I said I was getting lean. I had to

1462
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:55,760
Speaker 4: show you my lean. Yeah.

1463
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 3: So I think I think okay, some uh some stre

1464
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 3: training might really help you hot.

1465
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 4: My back hurts. My back hurts.

1466
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,040
Speaker 2: That just threw your back out.

1467
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 4: That hurt me.

1468
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:09,000
Speaker 5: I want Kyle to get one of those like those

1469
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:12,480
Speaker 5: big like distended abs that they call it, where it's

1470
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 5: like dab sticks out like it's still like a six

1471
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 5: pack when it comes out like a beer.

1472
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 3: Be The bodybuilders have that a lot when they like

1473
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 3: are when they're gaining weight, when they're and they're bulky,

1474
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:22,560
Speaker 3: do the.

1475
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 4: Thing where you grab the handles up here and like

1476
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 4: crunch with like the extra weight. Kyle.

1477
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:29,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, let's just let's get you super Ninja turtle

1478
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 5: time not doing.

1479
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 4: Let's get there, Let's get there. Let's get there. I

1480
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 4: just need a list of things to do. Yeah, I

1481
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 4: just need a list. I don't know what to do.

1482
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:38,160
Speaker 3: I could send you workouts to and you want me

1483
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 3: to send you workouts I got. I got thousands of them.

1484
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:43,280
Speaker 4: He's like, no, that's all right, Yeah, throw me some dude,

1485
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:44,960
Speaker 4: throw me what you're doing. I'll stay up on it.

1486
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 4: I just don't know. I don't have any confidence. Goodbye.

1487
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:50,320
Speaker 4: I wonder, I wonder why that's so weird.

1488
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 3: I know, Kyle, just hire a trainer, buddy, just hire

1489
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:55,760
Speaker 3: a trainer. Yeah, okay, all right.

1490
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 4: I don't want somebody talking to me about it. I

1491
01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:58,520
Speaker 4: want to talk about that.

1492
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 5: I'm going to take back my inside about your body.

1493
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 5: I think you've come a long way. Yeah, I'm not

1494
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 5: trying to knock that. Dude, I was working out harder.

1495
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1496
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 3: Can I glom on? Can I do a glom on gloo? Yeah?

1497
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 2: For sure.

1498
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 3: Always I would love to glamb on Durs's take back.

1499
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 3: And also I am proud of you, buddy. You gained

1500
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 3: or you lost a lot a weight and you gained

1501
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 3: my respect. There it is finally, finally.

1502
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:29,040
Speaker 4: I put a bunch back on in Toronto. I'm trying

1503
01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:32,480
Speaker 4: to get it off like I put like almost raft. Well,

1504
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:33,360
Speaker 4: how much did you do that?

1505
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 3: How much did you put back on?

1506
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:39,680
Speaker 4: I was sitting two fifteen when we were on tour,

1507
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:41,400
Speaker 4: and then when I got back from Toronto, I was

1508
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:44,440
Speaker 4: two thirty two because breakfast burritos all day, every day.

1509
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 3: And then what did you that's a that's a hell

1510
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 3: of a little swing. But also, uh, what did you

1511
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:52,280
Speaker 3: start at when you got down to two fifteen? What

1512
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:54,480
Speaker 3: was you were like two forty or what were you?

1513
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:54,600
Speaker 2: No?

1514
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:58,480
Speaker 4: I was up to like two sixty sixty five to seventy. Yeah, whoa,

1515
01:04:58,800 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 4: I was topping scale.

1516
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 5: And you know it's crazy before we really go, you

1517
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:06,880
Speaker 5: never look like two seventy, right, guys, I mean, am

1518
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:07,400
Speaker 5: I crazy?

1519
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:08,880
Speaker 4: And I'm like, wow, I hide it well?

1520
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:12,800
Speaker 3: Well you you looked like an old professor, you know,

1521
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,960
Speaker 3: like you're like an old English teacher. You know, that's

1522
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,840
Speaker 3: what you started to look like.

1523
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 5: Like he had like a knitted cardigan robe, tough stuff

1524
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:22,400
Speaker 5: to hide the situation.

1525
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:25,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you like a flowy big and that's exactly right.

1526
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 2: The beer.

1527
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 4: Maybe it's because I dress well, I cover it. I

1528
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:30,640
Speaker 4: dress well to cover it, you know what I mean.

1529
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 4: Maybe that's it. Maybe I got the best fashion. Yeah

1530
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:38,160
Speaker 4: what about P ninety X. Maybe you get back on that. Yeah, yeah,

1531
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,720
Speaker 4: I'm down, I'm down. I would be done. I mean, honestly,

1532
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:43,520
Speaker 4: pterodactyl flying out of that danger. That's a good idea.

1533
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:45,920
Speaker 3: I wish I was around Conn because I'd love to

1534
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:48,120
Speaker 3: back out of trouble with you, like the pterodactyl.

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Speaker 4: Dude. Yeah, I love Should we do ninety days? Should

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Speaker 4: we do ninety days? What's the abroper X? Just start

1537
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 4: doing ab ripper X? Yeah that's on YouTube now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you could snag it any take by apologies, blaky.

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Speaker 2: I just want to take back my Internet right now.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I'm chunking a lot, and uh, We're

1541
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Speaker 2: going to figure it out next next steppisode.

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Speaker 4: I like that he's teasing it.

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Speaker 3: I like a nice tease for the good Internet. I

1544
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:17,520
Speaker 3: will say that I am very sorry that I don't

1545
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:20,880
Speaker 3: have the proper podcasting equipment. I hope I sound okay.

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Speaker 3: I it was a bonehead move. I packed everything my

1547
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:29,560
Speaker 3: wife packed, and literally I only had to remember a

1548
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:32,520
Speaker 3: few things, and one of them being all my podcast equipment.

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Speaker 3: And I forgot tell you. What I did bring is

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Speaker 3: four hundred joints and different weed other beat items. So

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Speaker 3: I'm very prepared to smoke weed and all no no no,

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Speaker 3: illegally sent illegally sent via.

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Speaker 4: The US Postal Service.

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Speaker 3: US Postal Service. You know they don't care. I don't

1555
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Speaker 3: think they care.

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Speaker 4: You know, it might be all they're sending these.

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Speaker 3: I had a like a box. It was a big

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01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:11,920
Speaker 3: heavy box full of ship weed and and cans like

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01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:13,920
Speaker 3: the weed drinks and that kind of stuff. And it

1560
01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:16,840
Speaker 3: broke and it opened, and I went last season and

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01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 3: I went to go pick it up, and they're like.

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01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:20,959
Speaker 3: The woman was like, h are you going to share?

1563
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:23,919
Speaker 3: And I'm like what. She's like, you better share next time?

1564
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:25,640
Speaker 3: And I'm like, what are you talking about? And she's

1565
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:27,680
Speaker 3: like it popped up and I saw what you have,

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01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 3: and I'm thinking, like.

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Speaker 4: You talked one way, and then she went into.

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Speaker 3: Like yeah, she's like you what are you going to share?

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Speaker 4: We'll find out next week. If you went to president

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Speaker 4: you're underrest.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So and that she didn't she didn't care at all.

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Speaker 3: So that whole thing. Yeah, if every kid listening, just

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01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:49,840
Speaker 3: know that you can obviously use the US Postal Service

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Speaker 3: to sell weed.

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Speaker 4: Now that's important.

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Speaker 3: Now that episode another episode, Yeah, everybody you're saying, yeah,