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Speaker 3: Saki Blair. Welcome to. I said no gifts.

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Speaker 1: Oh thank you so much for having me. I feel

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Speaker 3: The weather's very nice right now.

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Speaker 1: It's exquisite. Especially, you know, it's been really touch and

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Speaker 3: We had hale yesterday did you experience the hail.

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Speaker 1: I didn't, but I did see a TikTok of it

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Speaker 1: But get that, don't get me started. We're on a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, gorgeous moon, super moon, libra eclipse, a faded day.

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Speaker 1: I get more and more armchair astrologists on TikTok.

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Speaker 3: You know, do you know what kind of witch you are? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm a new moon bitch. Okay, Yeah, And.

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Speaker 3: What does TikTok astrology told us.

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Speaker 1: Well, I do think it's different depending on your rising sign.

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Speaker 1: But Libra is a lot about relationships, codependents. What is

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Speaker 1: I'm a Libra. What's your birthday? Don't you don't whatever?

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Speaker 1: Eighty seven years old. I've always been eighty seven.

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Speaker 3: It does appear to be a gift podcast is called.

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Speaker 3: People love to get something new. And uh, this is

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Speaker 1: That's why I brought you a rotisserie chicken.

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Speaker 1: Whenever I can think of it, Whenever I need a

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Speaker 3: I'm very close in that mindset, and so.

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Speaker 1: Like whenever, like I'll think of sometimes, like the night before,

441
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 1: I'll get an idea of like and I'll be like, oh,

442
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 1: I have to eat that tomorrow. And usually breakfast, I'm

443
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,439
Speaker 1: thinking about what I'm gonna eat for lunch and for dinner.

444
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, Do you have a pretty typical breakfast every

445
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,639
Speaker 3: day or does that change as well? No?

446
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 1: It changes all the time. Wow, this morning I had

447
00:23:55,080 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 1: a substantial half of a breakfast breed from Cafelo's Feelest.

448
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 1: Have you ever had that one?

449
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 3: I've always wanted to try it, but it's you know,

450
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 3: that place is surrounded by other brunch options, and I

451
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 3: just never end up there.

452
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,160
Speaker 1: Sure you probably cross the street at a Little Doms.

453
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:16,640
Speaker 3: I think Little Doms is overrated. Yeah, I think more

454
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:20,119
Speaker 3: people need to just admit that it's atmosphere. It's occasionally

455
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 3: seeing John Hamm.

456
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,679
Speaker 1: Right, But I did go there on a date a

457
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 1: couple of nights ago, and it was I got the

458
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:30,199
Speaker 1: chicken palm, which if you're gonna go audience there and

459
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 1: you want a solid order there, I think that, having

460
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:36,239
Speaker 1: tried many of the things, that was good. But I

461
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 1: do hear what you're saying. And also just in that

462
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 1: little area, there's not too many options, so that's like

463
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 1: the best vibe.

464
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 3: Sure, you know they've got the big booths and just

465
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:49,399
Speaker 3: a red booth yet lighting. But then you're eating like

466
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 3: a pizza that's sopping wet.

467
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 1: I've never had the pizza there.

468
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 3: I mean, you are a lucky woman. It's bad pizza.

469
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 3: They do actually have a decent break fast, though, I

470
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 3: would say, oh yes, do you know who has incredible

471
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,439
Speaker 3: chicken palm? Is Sunday Gravy. Have you ever been there? No?

472
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: Where is that?

473
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 3: It's hard to say. I think it's in. It's close

474
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 3: to the airport, to be honest, I think it's pretty.

475
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 3: It's it's a drive.

476
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 1: Like in El Segundo. Maybe I don't think I'm gonna.

477
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 3: Make it's ale.

478
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 1: Why were you at there?

479
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 3: Because I had heard Sunday Gravy was great.

480
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 1: Oh, like you drove there.

481
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 3: My boyfriend loves chicken parm so we go there. You know,

482
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 3: it's a very special occasion because it's a drive. But

483
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 3: the food is phenomenal.

484
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, well, I do love a recommendation. Do

485
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,159
Speaker 1: you guys cook?

486
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 3: No, okay, it's humiliating.

487
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 1: Wait no, that's not humiliating. But I want to go

488
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: back to the breakfast because I need to. Like I

489
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 1: sometimes I have been having a bagel thins with kim

490
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 1: cheese and locks, and sometimes I just have a diet

491
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 1: muscle milk like.

492
00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 3: Oh sure, some sort of a gym bit protea shape.

493
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: When I'm not hungry, or like a sour dough avocado

494
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: thing that sounds nice. I like a hot breakfast. I'll

495
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:13,439
Speaker 1: say I'm not a not a yogurt tea seed overnight

496
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 1: oats girl.

497
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,919
Speaker 3: Disgusting, slimy texture is not. I can't do that in

498
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 3: the morning. No, I have to have my wiles. I

499
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,679
Speaker 3: need to be strong. But to be putting that texture

500
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 3: in that temperature in my mouth that early is Yeah.

501
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,160
Speaker 1: What is your breakfast?

502
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:33,160
Speaker 3: Entirely protein bars and coffee. I don't have the strength

503
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,919
Speaker 3: to decide on anything else in the morning, sure, unless

504
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 3: I'm going out, So I just need something I can

505
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 3: immediately start eating. Because I'm also pretty nauseous every morning,

506
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 3: and lunch is also usually a very standard thing like

507
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 3: a protein shake, except for when I'm when I have

508
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 3: to communicate with another person, I need my blood sugar

509
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 3: level to be above negative fifty. So when I do

510
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 3: have to decide, I'm just driving around town freaking out,

511
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:59,120
Speaker 3: just hoping I find something that doesn't taste horrible.

512
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that goal, that's good.

513
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 3: Do you cook a lot?

514
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 2: Uh?

515
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 1: No, I do enjoy cooking. My parents are incredible, both

516
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: incredible at cooking. My dad as a pizza oven, makes

517
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: everything from scratch, pasta is whole Italian. My mom's incredible

518
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: and unfortunately, due to this career choice, I have been

519
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 1: on the road for the past many years, and so

520
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 1: that's sort of taken me out of the cooking. But

521
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: I do like prepare nice salads. I'll make a nice

522
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 1: salmon roast, some vegetables, roast the chicken. Very simple, single

523
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 1: woman things sound wonderful, But I love to make go

524
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: down to my parents' house. I get a recipe beforehand,

525
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: and then I cook like something that might be, you know,

526
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: more complicated or that I want to try, but not alone.

527
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 3: You know, have you had any big failures?

528
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 1: Yes, I've had many failures. Now that you ask, yes,

529
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 1: I have had many failures.

530
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 3: We'll just cut that tiny piece of audio to share

531
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 3: with you. I'm going to ruin you.

532
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 1: One time, like a couple thanksgivings ago. I want to

533
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 1: make this cream corn, okay, And I've done it before

534
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: where it turned out exquisite, and I guess I got

535
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: like way too simple of a recipe because it was

536
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 1: like hot soup corn. It was not ideal. And I

537
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: also think I put too much nutmeke if I can

538
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: be candid with you, but I do like you gotta try,

539
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 1: you gotta get uncomfortable. I made the bravest short ribs

540
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: at my parents recently, and I going forward, the sauce

541
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: needed to be reduced a little bit more, but the

542
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 1: meat perfect tenderness, the flavor perfection, So you know, there's

543
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 1: always room for improvement.

544
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 3: Right. What is braizing?

545
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: It's really where you cook a meat in the sauce

546
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: so that it's sort of on the verge of like

547
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: a stewed meat, so it's very moist and soft.

548
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, and creamed corn? How is that not everyone's

549
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 3: last choice of food? That makes no sense to me

550
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 3: as a.

551
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: Food Now, Bridge.

552
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 3: The name itself is revolting. How does that ever cross

553
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 3: in one's mind that they want to eat that?

554
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 1: Now, Bridger, I can meet you halfway in the vulgarity

555
00:29:53,840 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: of the name, But there is a sort of unbridled

556
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: sighed to me that has interest in these disgusting nineteen

557
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: fifties Midwestern foods like cream corn done well. To me,

558
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: I think is just delicious.

559
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean maybe I just need to try.

560
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: Incredible. Do you like a vodka sauce?

561
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 3: Oh?

562
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, Okay, I was worried you weren't going to

563
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: Oh I like.

564
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 3: A vodka sauce. Are you just thinking, oh, he does

565
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:29,719
Speaker 3: like any cream based thing.

566
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was thinking you were like not liking the heavy.

567
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 3: Stuff, because oh I love a heavy thing.

568
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: Oh okay, me too, because I think I eat pretty light.

569
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: You seem to too, that I make these heavy foods.

570
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: I put them on a pedestal, like I want to

571
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: have them at holidays and stuff.

572
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 3: Right, it's a huge event, yes, right.

573
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: And I enjoy the ceremony of it to see how

574
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 1: the rest of the world lives.

575
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 3: And then you're back to salads and a bit of salmon,

576
00:30:58,840 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 3: a little.

577
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: Bullshit, bullshit, hard boiled egg.

578
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 3: Tuna bitch, I do like a hard boiled egg. I

579
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 3: can eat almost anything. I've kind of come to the conclusion.

580
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 3: I've probably talked about that I can't eat any form

581
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 3: of beats on the podcast before. But I've as beats.

582
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 1: Oh they go right through yuh huh.

583
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 3: They don't go into me at all. I hate a

584
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 3: beat right and I think it's something that's very similar

585
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 3: in flavor and texture as a pork chop. I can't

586
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 3: eat either of those things. It'll taste like dirt.

587
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: I understand where you're coming from. I hear you. I

588
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: receive that. I feel that way. I feel that way

589
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 1: about yogurt.

590
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 3: Any yogurt.

591
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: H Well, it's trauma and deuced. I I had like

592
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: very fitness parents, okay, growing up in Orange County. Oh sure,

593
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: and I had a nineties diet mom, despite my parents

594
00:31:56,560 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: a cute cooking acumen. But like it was the nineties

595
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: when there was like that acidophilus craze where everyone was like,

596
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: we need that, could you need? I could gutteria and

597
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: you could only get it from yogurt, you know. And

598
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: uh so then my mom made us have yogurt every

599
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: day and we weren't all kids where we were raised

600
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: like you eat what we give you, like you don't

601
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: get to be picky, which I'm actually like, but that

602
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: was the one thing, literally like I ate broccoli, I

603
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: ate spinach. I was you know, I was a garbage

604
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: disposal and this is the one thing. I was like,

605
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't funk with this, And it

606
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: was a huge thing. My dad heavy the discipline. He said,

607
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: you know what, if you don't need that, you're gonna

608
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: eat too, and yeah.

609
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 3: I feel like a great plan.

610
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it all came to a head one day

611
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: fourth grade and I ate both of them and I

612
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: was so angry and I was like, you're not you

613
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: won't break me. So I ate both and then threw

614
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 1: it up on his feet. And then a couple of

615
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: years ago, during the pandemic, I took one of those

616
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: everly well food tests. Guess what, everyone turns out Blair

617
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: allergic to yogurt, allergic allergic. It said that, but I

618
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 1: was like, interesting.

619
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 3: Wow, I guess that's like it. But you're not allergic

620
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 3: to other dairy.

621
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: No, it's not almos allergic to other things, Matzla. I

622
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: know that one was huge. Gluten tomato night shade, I

623
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: mean a lot of stuff. But they also say that

624
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: on those allergy tests that like you could have a

625
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: mild that your allergy to a food could be considered

626
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: mild and also at the same time heavily affect you,

627
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,719
Speaker 1: or it could be considered a high allergy and barely

628
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 1: affect you.

629
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 3: So changed the system.

630
00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems very a more.

631
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 3: And like they're covering their bases.

632
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. But it also did make sense in

633
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: a way because I was like, I don't find myself

634
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,320
Speaker 1: being perturbed by these things.

635
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 3: Right, So you didn't change your diet.

636
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: At all, No, not even a little bit.

637
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 3: Did you take the test just on a whim?

638
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

639
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:20,360
Speaker 1: I was just curious, Okay, I am very curious girl.

640
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,399
Speaker 3: I mean speaking of fourth grade. In third grade, our

641
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 3: teacher had us. She put pistachio putting on our desks

642
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 3: and we had to It was to clean the desk.

643
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: Incarnation. Look, I don't know, dashio pudding. What's this lady doing?

644
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 3: Great question, she's dead now. But it made me throw

645
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 3: up and so for a very long time, kind of

646
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 3: a slimy textured thing with a pistaschio flavor. No, thank you.

647
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,720
Speaker 3: I've recently come back around to pistashio flavored things.

648
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:57,840
Speaker 1: I am also a quick trigger like smells, sights, like

649
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: things can like I am a gaggy I guess as

650
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 1: sensitive being sensory issues.

651
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 3: Probably, but yeah, is there any particular smell that you

652
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 3: can't stand?

653
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: Yeah? So many vomit, shit, trash, blair.

654
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 3: You're describing things that no one can stay the.

655
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but but also it's like like

656
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: my stomach will yeah, or like get close just in

657
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 1: a way that I don't know that other people are

658
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: quite affected.

659
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,280
Speaker 3: Right, you're just immediately Yeah, vomiting everywhere?

660
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I blood, which you can imagine is really

661
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: uh interesting as a woman, right, Yeah, that's a conflict

662
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,280
Speaker 1: of interest.

663
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, completely.

664
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 1: Sometimes I look down and the blood drains from my face.

665
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 3: Do you get faint? Yeah? Oh oh that's a you're

666
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 3: in a tricky situation there.

667
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm really Victorian despite having a well developed quadruceps.

668
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 3: Do you have a hard time watching like horror movies

669
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 3: or slasher movies.

670
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:07,959
Speaker 1: Oh you couldn't. You couldn't get me in there, no

671
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,320
Speaker 1: matter what. Oh my god, I don't watch that stuff.

672
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: I'll be I'll be up all.

673
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 3: Night, up all night. But like, as far as the

674
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 3: blood goes, do you like if you see blood on film,

675
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 3: does that affect you?

676
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 1: Oh? Totally? Like you know why used to watch Gray's Anatomy,

677
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,479
Speaker 1: oh boy, and or any medical thing I look away

678
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 1: during those parts. Or like I was when I recently

679
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: decided last summer to try Game of Thrones. As I said,

680
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 1: I like to come to things very late.

681
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 3: I mean this roast chicken is very Game of Thrones.

682
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, primal, But I was like, I couldn't watch

683
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 1: half of it. I would miss half the episode by

684
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: putting my face in the pillow. You know.

685
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 3: So okay, Well, you know, I don't know what to

686
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 3: tell you about that. I guess you just have to

687
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 3: avoid most media at this point.

688
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, good business. I picked you know.

689
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 3: I started watching the Game of Thrones. People. They have

690
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 3: a new show called Three Body Problem. Have you heard

691
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 3: of this? No, it's based on a Chinese book, but

692
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 3: it's about aliens contacting Earth or something.

693
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: Is it good? What's it all?

694
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,919
Speaker 3: A great question? It's on Netflix. I've read the first

695
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 3: two books.

696
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: With Almanodormus or whatever, what's her name.

697
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 3: I don't know who that is, but probably.

698
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 1: I think she's a star.

699
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:22,760
Speaker 3: Okay, the girl, Yeah, like it's like a really beautiful woman. Yeah,

700
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 3: and she's apparently the smartest woman alive, and it's like, oh,

701
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 3: this one's a supermodel. Good for her.

702
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: I have to watch it.

703
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 3: Now I've watched. I can't stop watching it. So I

704
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 3: don't know. Maybe that's good, but there are moments where

705
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 3: I'm like, this feels very NBC nineteen ninety ninety. Yes,

706
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 3: there's something a little cheesy about it.

707
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it's hard to probably navigate the alien

708
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 1: territory without it feeling that way, but I have not

709
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:56,720
Speaker 1: seen it. How do you feel about the alien topic?

710
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:01,240
Speaker 3: Oh? Just in general? Yeah, well I'm annoyed. I'm annoying

711
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 3: that they are out there sure, and there's just no

712
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 3: chance we're ever going to get to talk to them,

713
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,879
Speaker 3: Isn't that? Isn't that irritating?

714
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, I'll say this. I had never considered or

715
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: really spent any time thinking about aliens until about two

716
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 1: years ago, where the government was like, oh, yeah, they're real,

717
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 1: and I was like, what do you mean? What do

718
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: you mean that? What what do you mean?

719
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 3: So did you start doing some heavy thinking?

720
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 1: Yeah? I did, because I was like, it's something about

721
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: to happen, because why if they've known for the last

722
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, eighty eight years, there must be a

723
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: reason that they're deciding that their push has come to

724
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 1: shove that they have to roll it out to us.

725
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 3: Now why Well, wasn't it the Blink one eighty two

726
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 3: guy kept bothering them?

727
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you shout out Tom DeLong. Oh No,

728
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 1: it's not him. Wasn't Mark Cop shout out Tom DeLong?

729
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 3: I could, I could think of Travis Barker and Mark Happis,

730
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 3: But I so okay, Tom DeLong, Tom DeLong, Tom DeLong.

731
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 3: But a great name. I've never There's something very rhythmic

732
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 3: and melodic there. It kind of does all these musical

733
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 3: name Tom DeLong.

734
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 1: Well, I just found it so odd the reasoning behind it.

735
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: I was like, is there some why are they telling

736
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 1: us now? You know?

737
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 3: Right? And I feel like it was one of those

738
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 3: internet topics where it's like, too many people are talking

739
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 3: about this. I'm annoyed. I'm not looking into it. So

740
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,439
Speaker 3: I never really looked that far into it, did they.

741
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 3: I did read the Times article where they had like

742
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 3: footage from a guy in his plane. I don't know,

743
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 3: I'm struggling to think of a jet fighter plane and

744
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 3: he like sees what's essentially like a white tic tac

745
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 3: floating in the air. But did they basically confirm like

746
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,720
Speaker 3: we've seen things, but we don't know if they're certainly

747
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,720
Speaker 3: in say, we know they're aliens.

748
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: No, they did, like they have high ups, Like it's

749
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: in Congress right now, a bill about how the rollout

750
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 1: of information is. Yes, one hundred percent true, it's like

751
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 1: passed on I think it passed in one side of Congress,

752
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,760
Speaker 1: but about how to determine the rollout to the public.

753
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: But then I watched this documentary that my brother told

754
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 1: me about. I forget the name, but they like captured

755
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: two extra terrestrials in Brazil in nineteen ninety four.

756
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,280
Speaker 3: What is this documentary?

757
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: I need to know the name because I must tell you.

758
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 1: But it was really but apparently the US took whatever.

759
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: The US has all the info.

760
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 3: And where are those where are they now?

761
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: They're with the US. It's like all secret.

762
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 3: And they're like in a cage.

763
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: No they're dead.

764
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 3: Moment of contact, yes, moment of contact.

765
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 1: Moment of contact about the Brazil Yeah, yeah.

766
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 3: Wow, But they to watch that.

767
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: But they like those guys that were in Congress were

768
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: like high ups in like the military that testified, like

769
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: you know, many different occurrences, and I was just like, what,

770
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: this is just so weird because I never thought about

771
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,919
Speaker 1: aliens in my life, you know what I mean.

772
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 3: I've been thinking about aliens since day one.

773
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:20,959
Speaker 1: Really, I feel that's because you're a man.

774
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:25,280
Speaker 3: It probably is. It probably leans like to the interest

775
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 3: is probably a little more male. I think like the

776
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 3: nineties probably conditioned us in that way, right, But I

777
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 3: think now aliens are for everyone.

778
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean I guess they're they're around, but

779
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: it wasn't around.

780
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 3: I feel like, once we actually see an alien, how

781
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 3: long is it going to be forward bored with it?

782
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 3: I would say probably thirty six hours, max.

783
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: I just be stupefied by the public's just insane disinterest

784
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:58,320
Speaker 1: and apathy. Like whatever, sure, whatever you guys want.

785
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 3: It really is the something wild will happen, and it

786
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 3: might be wild for twenty four hours before everyone's like

787
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 3: stop talking about that.

788
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: I also just feel like they're benevolent, Like I sort

789
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: of think that they're like we are to dogs, like

790
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,839
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously less close, but they're just sort of

791
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: hanging out making sure nothing we don't blow ourselves up,

792
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: and they're just like they're not trying to. I think

793
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: they're benevolent, otherwise they would have already killed.

794
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 3: Us, right right, right, that's that's a good point. I

795
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:34,720
Speaker 3: think it's a pretty good point. Or they're fighting their time. Yeah, see,

796
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 3: that's like what is there? I guess they're just observing,

797
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 3: but that's got to get boring for them.

798
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: Unless they want to taste of blasting or row tiss,

799
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 1: then they'll probably head down soon.

800
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 3: An alien just eating chicken over the garbage can.

801
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, I've had enough of that shit.

802
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 3: So you feel like there are aliens here?

803
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think the government would say that unless

804
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: they were absolutely.

805
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 3: Sure government's full of shit.

806
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:06,879
Speaker 1: That's true, you're right, I you know, I have a

807
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: very very large issue of that. I'm just very literal person.

808
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 3: M h and uh.

809
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: I just believed them because I would be like, the

810
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: stakes are too high for them to say that, right right,

811
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: Because maybe they're worried about everyone just sending in a

812
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 1: mass chaos. But everyone's like, I'm fucking busy. I don't

813
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 1: know how to pay my phone bill. Shut up.

814
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 3: You know, Well, if we have aliens then, I mean,

815
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,959
Speaker 3: who knows what's going on, but it feels like they're

816
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 3: everything is just way too far away from us for

817
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 3: us to ever make valuable contact.

818
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you what. I'm not losing sleep over it.

819
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: It's just that's like the not really on my list

820
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: of worries at all. Especially how could it be. I'm

821
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:58,320
Speaker 1: out here in this gorgeous backyard, this with beautiful vistas.

822
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: The sun is shining, so hummingbird on the way in here?

823
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 3: Oh, hummingbirds are very alien, you think. Yeah, they're like

824
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:07,919
Speaker 3: just kind of floating there.

825
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 1: Oh, because they never stopped.

826
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, interesting thing about them that does seem like a

827
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 3: little aircraft or like.

828
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: I would have never made the connection before this moment.

829
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 3: This is your alien year.

830
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah, I never had one before. I was

831
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: buzzy doing stuff, thinking about other stuff.

832
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 3: What would you do if you had an alien sighting?

833
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 3: Like literally, like would you call a friend?

834
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 2: Like?

835
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 3: What you take me?

836
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:37,760
Speaker 2: Bitch?

837
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 1: Let's go? Yeah, walk me like a dog. I'm tired,

838
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 1: put a collar on me. Tell me what's gonna happen. Honey.

839
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: You know, I love some info. I love some inside info.

840
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 1: I love the info.

841
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 3: That's a good attitude. Yeah, yeah, I would be relieved. Yeah,

842
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 3: regardless of what I was about to do to me,

843
00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 3: I'd be like, well, at least there's an answer here.

844
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 1: At least there's an answer. At least I uh can

845
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: make a juxtaposition to all the film I've seen get

846
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: to the bottom of what's going on here. Yeah, so

847
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,320
Speaker 1: I'd ask some good stories. That would be nice.

848
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 3: I have always thought if aliens do come, like for

849
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 3: them to see the things we've thought looked like aliens

850
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 3: is going to be so humiliating, right, and oh this

851
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 3: is what you thought we were. Well that's embarrassing.

852
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:32,359
Speaker 1: Well, they are probably like way, way, way, way way

853
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 1: higher intelligence than us.

854
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 3: They have to be, right, yeah, because I.

855
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: Feel like they're just spectators of us or something. But well,

856
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 1: I bet you they look down and they're like, look

857
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 1: at these buckers are just on their phones all the time.

858
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: What a boring species. They literally do nothing. They or

859
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 1: to post mes and watch their little screen. I don't

860
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:49,760
Speaker 1: do shit.

861
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why they don't want anything to do with us.

862
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 3: Probably just move on.

863
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 1: Like lokally, these little boring, sedentary dumb dums.

864
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 3: Well, do we have anything left to say about roasted chicken. Well,

865
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 3: should I eat part of it here?

866
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,319
Speaker 1: Please? Please? And you know what I have to say.

867
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: I am happy to have inadvertently brought solution to your

868
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: lunch quandary.

869
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 2: This.

870
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I wish I hadn't eaten lunch day.

871
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 3: I would just be eating this right in front of you.

872
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: Did you have a protein bar?

873
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 2: No?

874
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:29,760
Speaker 3: I got a taco?

875
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: What kind of taco?

876
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 3: I went to homestateho and I got coffee at my

877
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 3: favorite coffee.

878
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,240
Speaker 1: I like that Home State Taco.

879
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 3: Homestate has decent tacos. They've switched their coffee. So now

880
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 3: I have to go to literally a different.

881
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: You have to make two stops.

882
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:47,839
Speaker 3: I'm trying to open this bag.

883
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 1: It's not easy.

884
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 3: Huh Okay, here we go. Should I just grab some

885
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:51,879
Speaker 3: of it?

886
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: Please?

887
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 3: Woo oh wonderful, so satisfying.

888
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 1: You never suck us quality. It just always is consistent,

889
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: every time you know what you're gonna get.

890
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 3: It is one of those things like people should be

891
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 3: eating these constantly. It's so delicious, it's so delicious cheap

892
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:12,839
Speaker 3: it's yes.

893
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: And now, after having a bite, would you say that

894
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: I am the Julia child of comedy?

895
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 3: Oh? Certainly, thank you, definitely of this podcast.

896
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:26,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is all I've ever wanted.

897
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 3: For there to be another Julia Child of this podcast.

898
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 3: They're gonna have to dig her up.

899
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't be an interesting? Like I We've only met

900
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: like once or twice, and I came up. I was like,

901
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: I never do this, which is one hundred percent true.

902
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 1: I was like, but I really want to come on

903
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: your podcast, And that's funny because I don't really do

904
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 1: that many podcasts.

905
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 3: Or like when you asked, I really was some people.

906
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 3: Sometimes people will ask and be like, oh, I.

907
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: Don't like to ask for anything, which which is another

908
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:05,280
Speaker 1: huge problem. I think that would be light years ahead

909
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: in this business. If I wasn't plagued with that.

910
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a very wait for it to just happen.

911
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,760
Speaker 1: Maybe for years, yes, not quite.

912
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 3: A strategy, and then just kind of be mad at

913
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 3: people who have the psycho drive to do that I don't.

914
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:29,919
Speaker 1: I don't have them mad at other people. It's more like, Wow,

915
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,280
Speaker 1: I really just I don't know how to get ahead.

916
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 1: I can't get to the bottom of it.

917
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 3: Well, it's hard because it's hard to modulate it where

918
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 3: it's like I don't ask ever. But I feel like

919
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 3: if I'm going if I did ask, I'd go way

920
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 3: too far. And I like, how do you find the

921
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 3: middle ground of being like a normal person who just

922
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 3: feels like they deserve things.

923
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's very like anti leaning girl boss bad,

924
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: very bad because I'm not getting myself a seat at

925
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 1: the table. But I also do feel like the people

926
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: that are have like a spot to give are getting

927
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 1: so hit up mercilessly that I am like, oh, you know,

928
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:17,879
Speaker 1: I don't want to burden them.

929
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm. I mean that's even like I want to

930
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 3: ask my manager for a thing. Yeah, this person is,

931
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 3: that's their position in my life. So I've wasted a

932
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 3: lot of years.

933
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 1: Same with me, And that's sort of why I like

934
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 1: to blast the row taste kind of get back down

935
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: to nature.

936
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 3: Just remember who you are, remember who I am.

937
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: Take a break from the biz, from the business every

938
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 1: now and again.

939
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 3: Well, I think we should play a game. Oh we're

940
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 3: going to play a game called Gift Master. I need

941
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 3: a number between one and ten from you.

942
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll go ten.

943
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 3: Okay, I have to do some light calculating to get

944
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 3: our game pieces. Sure, right now, you can promote something,

945
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 3: recommend something, do whatever, you want.

946
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, since you brought it up, I'd love

947
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 1: to promote my brand new debut one hour special comedy special,

948
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,919
Speaker 1: my first one called Live from the Big Dog. It's

949
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: on veeps. You can access it through the link in

950
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:23,879
Speaker 1: any of my social media at blairsakor blairsak dot com. Yeah,

951
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 1: that would be very good. Also, my shows are on

952
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,720
Speaker 1: there my website. I have some Netflix is Joke shows

953
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 1: coming up, Austin shows, Moon Tower, you get it, blah

954
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:35,919
Speaker 1: blah blah.

955
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,720
Speaker 3: Beautiful everyone go see or see at home. Blair.

956
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 1: I'd like to recommend the rotissar chicken.

957
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 3: Rotis ry, chicken is delicious. What do I have to recommend?

958
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 3: I've been listening to an album by uh, this person

959
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 3: named Rosalie. It's called Bite Down. That's just I've listened

960
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 3: to it probably thirty times in the last three days.

961
00:50:56,080 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 1: Really, that's actually a huge endorsement, considering that nobody listen

962
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 1: to whole albums anymore.

963
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,399
Speaker 3: I have to listen to whole albums. It's i mean,

964
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 3: one of album's good enough to listen to beginning to

965
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 3: end wonderful.

966
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: Now do you mix your any substances with your listening.

967
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 3: Social I don't because I usually listen to things when

968
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:15,240
Speaker 3: I'm driving.

969
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:16,879
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good time.

970
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 3: So only when I'm drunk driving, Am I right? Kind of?

971
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 1: Okay?

972
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 3: No, I I'll just go drive to listen to music.

973
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: Oh. I love that. That's so intentional.

974
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 3: It feels great.

975
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm always trying to get back I'm always

976
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 1: trying to stop the multitasking from mindfulness, and that's like

977
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:39,720
Speaker 1: I'm going for a drive to really get into the music.

978
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 1: And now, how did you find out about Rosalie?

979
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 3: That's a great question. Probably I think I read. I know,

980
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 3: I read a website called Dusted, a review music review website.

981
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 3: She had plays with this band that I also like,

982
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 3: and so I think at some.

983
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 1: Point, okay, it was natural progression.

984
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's just one wonderful cool But I think

985
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 3: it's time to play the game. Is how we play

986
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 3: gift Master. I'm gonna name three things, three gifts you

987
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,879
Speaker 3: can give away. I'm gonna name three celebrities. You'll tell

988
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 3: me which celebrity you would give which gift and why. Okay,

989
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 3: does that make perfect sense?

990
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: It does?

991
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:19,320
Speaker 3: Okay. The gifts you're giving today are number one wedge heels,

992
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 3: Number two a harpoon. Well, so kind of for you know,

993
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 3: big fish or what have you?

994
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 1: Sure?

995
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 3: And number three is haunt of virus. Oh, are you

996
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 3: familiar with haunted virus?

997
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 1: Is that like hand to mouth or something.

998
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 3: It's a it's a disease you get from mice. Oh,

999
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,360
Speaker 3: you know what it does to you. But it was

1000
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 3: probably a number one fear for me through elementary and

1001
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:41,760
Speaker 3: middle school.

1002
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: Right, okay, rightfully?

1003
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 3: So I'll say, and I don't even know if that's

1004
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,720
Speaker 3: how you pronounce it might be hantavirus, but hantavirus sounds

1005
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 3: very Midwest.

1006
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 1: Right zilantro.

1007
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 3: Oh I've never heard cilantro. Oh my god, I love that.

1008
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 1: One time I corrected my mother's friend when I would

1009
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 1: as a child, and I was like solantro and she

1010
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 1: never lets me forget to live it down twenty years

1011
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:09,919
Speaker 1: later and I said, what a fucker soul, I said,

1012
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:12,240
Speaker 1: lady Clantro. That doesn't sound right.

1013
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 3: That doesn't feel natural at all.

1014
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 1: That doesn't roll off the tongue.

1015
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,439
Speaker 3: These are the three celebrities you're giving them to. Number

1016
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 3: one Stephanie Meyer, author of The Twilight Cyrus. Number two

1017
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 3: Donald Glover, and number three Judith Light Oh beautiful, we

1018
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 3: love Judith Yes, what do you think, Oh gosh.

1019
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 1: This could be career suicide.

1020
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 3: Judith Light is gonna ruin. Do not cross.

1021
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 1: Judith Light's gonna She's gonna end up a huge headline.

1022
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 1: Just like everything I say does on podcasts. It always

1023
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: ends up on the New York Post at my door

1024
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,800
Speaker 1: begging for a comment. Why'd you give hunt to virus?

1025
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 1: To Donald Glover, I said, I said, it was a

1026
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: gunda my head situation. I was in the garden of

1027
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: Eden at Bridger's house. You never know what's gonna happen

1028
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:05,399
Speaker 1: over there.

1029
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 3: I should have a gun on the podcast.

1030
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 1: You should have a gun. I said, no gifts.

1031
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 3: I just have a gun trained on the guests the

1032
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 3: entire hour.

1033
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,239
Speaker 1: You know, I have to applaud I don't know if

1034
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 1: anyone has ever done this in the history of your podcast,

1035
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: but I do have to applaud your humility to say

1036
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 1: no gifts. Thank you know, Yeah, yeah, Okay, Judas Light,

1037
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 1: Stephanie Meyer. I'm gonna go Judith Light Harpoon because I

1038
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 1: think if anyone has the gusto, sort of the the

1039
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 1: iron will, the tenacity, it's gonna be her to maneuver

1040
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 1: that thing and then Stephanie Meyer. What was the other item.

1041
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:52,720
Speaker 3: Let's see hauntavirus and wedge heels.

1042
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 1: Oh, wedge heels are definitely going to Stephanie Meyer. I got.

1043
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: I bet you got a closet full of wedge heels.

1044
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 3: Okay, so it'll just be a drop in the bucket.

1045
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,839
Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah. I think it would be like, oh,

1046
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: you know me so well type of thing. Right, I'd

1047
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:11,360
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I feel so known, you know, I

1048
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 1: feel so considered.

1049
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 3: So sorry. Yeah, she does seem like a wedge heel goal.

1050
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet she's got a collection of wetg heels

1051
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 1: that range from Jessica Simpson brand all the way to

1052
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 1: sort of like Christian Dior.

1053
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, certainly. I think everyone has to have at

1054
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 3: least one pair of Jessica Simpson wedge heels in their closet.

1055
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 1: I had a few that really saw me up and

1056
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 1: down the coast of California in my twenties. Yeah. I

1057
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 1: used to love a wedge heel. I thought they were

1058
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:39,800
Speaker 1: just so chic.

1059
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 3: They're probably on their way back.

1060
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: In maybe like a maybe like a tasteful Espa drill

1061
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:46,720
Speaker 1: or something.

1062
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 3: Right. Yeah, when I was a copywriter, I had to

1063
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 3: do copy for Jessica Simpson's Shoes and perses. Uh huh, Well.

1064
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 1: She's a billionaire.

1065
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, people love it. Yeah, she's made so much money.

1066
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,760
Speaker 1: Wait, how was copywriting fine?

1067
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 3: It was actually kind of fun because when you're writing

1068
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 3: about stupid things like Jessica Simpson, wedge Heels is like,

1069
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 3: there are no steaks here. Yeah, and I get to

1070
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 3: write about the dumbest thing being made.

1071
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 1: So I give you up Cowgirl in Chic two tone.

1072
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:22,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Okay, So wedge Heels go to Stephanie. Yeah,

1073
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,200
Speaker 3: and then Donald's getting a haunt of virus.

1074
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 1: I mean, you're questioning me about that in a way

1075
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 1: that feels confronting. But it was sort of a random thing,

1076
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 1: in the way that you know, when you have to

1077
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: do fuck Mary kill, somebody's got to not personal. It's

1078
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,360
Speaker 1: like there was only three. I didn't know who else

1079
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 1: to get it, and I don't know if I want

1080
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: to give haunt of virus to a woman.

1081
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 3: In God's not in twenty twenty four.

1082
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:50,359
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty four.

1083
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,799
Speaker 3: Women are not getting haunted virus in twenty twenty right.

1084
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 1: I mean, then all of a sudden, Fox News gonna

1085
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:56,919
Speaker 1: call me and say, hey, you want a drop here

1086
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:00,399
Speaker 1: and and I'll say I don't want that.

1087
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:03,319
Speaker 3: They probably already have an anchor that's famous for that.

1088
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 1: It was just a tongue in cheek game.

1089
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 3: Stop.

1090
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 1: How did you get this number?

1091
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,320
Speaker 3: Okay, well, sure, I feel like Donald could do something

1092
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 3: with that.

1093
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 1: I did really enjoy mister and missus Smith.

1094
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 3: Oh, I need to watch that.

1095
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 1: I've heard it was exquisitely done. My air skin. It

1096
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Speaker 1: was just really fun. I liked the italy. I liked,

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Speaker 1: you know, all the complicated emotional layers. I thought it

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Speaker 1: was very well done, very fun. Watch. Good job Donald.

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Speaker 3: It feels like a fun vacation to go on Little Escape.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was good.

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Speaker 3: Okay, maybe I'll watch that. I recommend it's a good recommendation. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: you played the game perfectly.

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Speaker 1: Wow, thank you. I will think I would be riddled

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Speaker 1: with guilt about Donald for probably three to five days,

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Speaker 1: but then I'll get over.

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Speaker 3: It and maybe he'll reach out.

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Speaker 1: Probably, Donald, I should have given you wedge heels. This

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Speaker 1: is career suicide. Fuck.

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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Judith Light is all over town with our harpoon. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: deadly Judith.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: This is the final segment of the podcast. It's called

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Speaker 3: I said no emails people write into I said, no

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Speaker 3: gifts at gmail dot com. Absolutely just begging for answers. Wow,

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Speaker 3: you hope me answer a question? Sir? Okay, this says hello,

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Speaker 3: Bridge are an esteemed guest. That's very nice. My name

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Speaker 3: is Mary Anne, and I'm in a bit of a pickle.

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Speaker 3: I am a big gift giver, but I appear to

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Speaker 3: have married into a family of gift neutral givers. I've

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Speaker 3: been married to my husband for four years, and every

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Speaker 3: time a birthday or Christmas or father's Mother's Day comes,

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Speaker 3: I go shop and try to find a meaningful gift.

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Speaker 3: The gift is given, the response is usually tip it

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Speaker 3: at best, usually an oh nice, cool, and at worst

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Speaker 3: there are critiques on the gift itself. Personally, I come

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Speaker 3: from a family where if you get a gift, the

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Speaker 3: first word should be thank you, and if you hate

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Speaker 3: the gift, keep that ish to your self. Well, and look,

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Speaker 3: we've got four more paragraphs, so hang in here. Last

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Speaker 3: year in twenty twenty three, we didn't see his brother,

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Speaker 3: his wife, and their daughter for most of the year,

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Speaker 3: so we kept buying birthday slash Mother's and Father's Day gifts.

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Speaker 3: And in the fall, when my husband was asked do

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Speaker 3: dog sit for them. He brought their gifts down to

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Speaker 3: their place and left them. We never heard anything about

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Speaker 3: the gifts. No thank you texts, slash cards, slash emails.

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Speaker 3: The most recent incident was Christmas twenty twenty three. We

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Speaker 3: all remember Christmas twenty twenty three. I started shopping for

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Speaker 3: gifts in October, bought and wrapped in November so that

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Speaker 3: I was ready to go in December. The first week

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Speaker 3: of December, my husband's brother texts him and asks, are

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Speaker 3: the adults doing gifts this year? Please keep in mind

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Speaker 3: his child is the only not adult. Okay, everyone's an

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Speaker 3: adult except for this child. Oh my, I mean, I'm

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Speaker 3: trying to keep it in my brain right now, to

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Speaker 3: which my husband said, yes, knowing we already had gifts. Okay,

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Speaker 3: so the adults are doing gifts this year, that's what

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Speaker 3: we need to know. No response from his brother and him,

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Speaker 3: his wife and child skipped our families Christmas gathering. We

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Speaker 3: haven't seen them since Thanksgiving. At this point, well, they

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Speaker 3: could be dead. I have no problem adjusting to a

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Speaker 3: white elephant exchange, secret Sannah or no gifts, but I

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01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 3: think that waiting until December to float the idea is

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01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 3: too late. Now we have all their gifts still rapped

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Speaker 3: and labeled. We're in the home stretch here. Looks like

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Speaker 3: we may have the honor of going to their place

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Speaker 3: for Easter. So what do we do? Bring all of

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Speaker 3: the Christmas gifts? Bring them and leave them in the

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Speaker 3: car and wait to see if they have any gifts

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Speaker 3: for us. Rewrap them and give them as birthday gifts

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Speaker 3: this year. Take the hint and just stop gifting them.

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Speaker 3: Please help many thanks, mary Anne. Please help me, mary Anne.

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Speaker 3: This is what happened. They bought a bunch of gifts

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Speaker 3: this family. This is the missing information. Mary Anne never

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Speaker 3: told us what sort of gifts she's giving. She says

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Speaker 3: she's getting critiques, and people are like, this is okay.

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Speaker 3: For all we know, mary Anne is a horrible gift giver.

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Speaker 3: Maybe the family is incredible and she's just giving garbage.

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Speaker 1: I'm just a fly on the wall here, But honestly,

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Speaker 1: mary Anne, I have to pose the question. I think

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Speaker 1: something deeper is going on here, girl. I think I

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Speaker 1: think the complete stonewall response of about fifty different scenarios,

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Speaker 1: without the slightest bit peep of acknowledgement, there is some

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Speaker 1: blood boiling feud going on. This is much much bigger.

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Speaker 1: This has nothing to do with gifts. There has been

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Speaker 1: some sort of irrefutable fracture. I don't know even how

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Speaker 1: you got the invite to the Easter gathering. What's even

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Speaker 1: gonna go down there? And I think you might have

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Speaker 1: to do some investigation that is deeper than the gifts.

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Speaker 3: I think that's very good, that's wise advice. I mean,

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Speaker 3: no one knows when he ever is. It's impossible to

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Speaker 3: know when Easter is, so I don't know if this

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Speaker 3: is going to reach Marianne in time. I think you

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Speaker 3: leave them in the car, leave the gifts in the car,

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Speaker 3: go in there and figure out what's going on with

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Speaker 3: the family.

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Speaker 1: Bust down the door.

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Speaker 3: You've got to figure this out.

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Speaker 1: What is going on here? What the hell is going on?

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Speaker 3: She's got a fistful of Easter ham Yeah, just freaking out.

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Speaker 1: We don't know is this a Christian? Is sir? Pagan? Easter?

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Speaker 1: Is this? Is this a pity invite? A Are they

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Speaker 1: saying what's going on? Are they have they recently become

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Speaker 1: into meth?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 1: I mean what we don't know? We got we need

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Speaker 1: more answers Marianne.

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Speaker 3: I know, she sends an email the length of the

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Speaker 3: Bible and she leaves out all of these key details. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: she's to take an email writing class.

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Speaker 1: Man. Maybe first on the list is an email writing class.

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Speaker 1: I think that could really build some bridges back in

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Speaker 1: your family if you start there. Lady.

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Speaker 3: Maybe she's just been writing so many bad emails to

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Speaker 3: her family. They are just taking it out on the

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Speaker 3: gifts she's giving them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it cried wolf too many times. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: There's something missing here, like maybe she left that person's

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Speaker 1: men at the altar. Maybe there's something There was some

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Speaker 1: huge transgression where they said no more gifts, and not

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Speaker 1: only that, we won't even acknowledge gifts from this side

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Speaker 1: of the bloodline to maintain our honor.

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Speaker 3: I think that's probably the most likely thing. Yeah, Marianne,

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Speaker 3: you've gotten your answer, the perfect answer.

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Speaker 1: Happy Easter, Happy Eastern Marianne.

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Speaker 3: Happy Easter everyone who knows. Maybe Happy Easter twenty twenty five,

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Speaker 3: just in case we missed Easter. Easter probably is on

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Speaker 3: September fourth this year. I don't know, and I don't care.

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Speaker 3: Mary Anne again, good luck, Okay, Blair, I've had such

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Speaker 3: a wonderful time with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, thank you.

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Speaker 3: I've gotten to eat chicken with my bare hands.

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Speaker 1: Oh. I'm just so glad to be a part of

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01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:26,560
Speaker 1: this is really a dream realized for me, and to

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Speaker 1: be in such gorgeous surroundings.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you listener. The podcast is over. You

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Speaker 3: know it's over. There's a plain overhead. It's time to

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Speaker 3: move on with your day. Tom DeLong, I love you, goodbye.

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Speaker 3: I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

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Speaker 3: produced by our dear friend Analise Neilson, and it's beautifully

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Speaker 3: mixed by Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without

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Speaker 3: our guest booker, Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course,

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01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:06,240
Speaker 3: could only come from miracle worker Amy Mann. You must

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Speaker 3: follow the show on Instagram. At I said no gifts.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

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01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,920
Speaker 3: get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

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Speaker 3: And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts?

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Speaker 2: But I invited you hear I thought I made myself

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Speaker 2: perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you

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01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:36,200
Speaker 2: gotta come to me empty. And I said no gifts.

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Speaker 2: Your presences. Presence enough I already had too much stuff.

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Speaker 2: So how do you dare disurbey me?

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Speaker 1: Um,