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Speaker 1: another Jubila on the twenties. I'm moving ninety five. Hello. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is this Jamie? Yes? Is she hey Jamie? This is

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Speaker 1: Jebil from the radio station. Oh my gosh, h yes, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I emailed you. Yeah, that's why I'm calling you. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised it was you calling. I didn't really think

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Speaker 1: you guys would would call back so quickly. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: that it's you. Oh, I can understand that A bit

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Speaker 1: shocking when it slum calls. Um. So, what's the deal?

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Speaker 1: We speaking at your school? So I've got a bunch

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Speaker 1: of students that are doing some career paththing and what

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Speaker 1: big fans of the show is without maybe you could

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Speaker 1: come and talk to us about being in radio. Oh

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Speaker 1: all right, cool? Yeah, I just want to see what

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Speaker 1: it was gonna be out. So it's gonna be one

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Speaker 1: of those chase your dreams blah blah blah, one of

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Speaker 1: those kind of things. Yeah, sort of. I mean they're

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Speaker 1: they're really excited about it. They're fans. Yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: I get it. I've done these before, Like, hey, I

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Speaker 1: go out, you can be whatever you want. Just lie

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Speaker 1: to them a little bit, that's fine. When do you

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Speaker 1: want to do it? Well, we were hoping for possibly

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Speaker 1: next Wednesday. If that works for you, flexible with you,

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Speaker 1: I mean, that should be fine. I'll email you back

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Speaker 1: a confirmation with also a list of demands and then

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Speaker 1: um we can go from there. You're gonna have a

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Speaker 1: big list tep to man. Well, yeah, well, whenever I

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Speaker 1: do some sort of speaking engagement, there's just some things

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Speaker 1: I need. So, oh, are you serious? Yeah? O, don't no,

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Speaker 1: don't tell me. You're going to be one of those people.

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Speaker 1: Every time I call anybody, because I do these prank

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Speaker 1: phone calls on the radio show, you know, people are

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Speaker 1: always like, I think it's a joke. I imagine trying

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Speaker 1: to pay your cable bill and the guy at the

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Speaker 1: other end is like, oh, this is a joke, and

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Speaker 1: it's like, nah, dude, I'm just trying to pay my

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Speaker 1: damn bill. Oh okay, I'm sorry. I can imagine that

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Speaker 1: be frustrating. Yeah, it is. It's more than frustrating. It's

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Speaker 1: really tiring to have to deal with that. So i'd

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Speaker 1: appreciate it if you didn't go down that road with me.

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Speaker 1: Oh I can't deal with that right now. No, I

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Speaker 1: totally get it people coming up to you all the time.

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Speaker 1: I just you seem so different talking to you now

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Speaker 1: than sort of what I was expecting. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean that's what happens. A lot of people feel like

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Speaker 1: it's different in person. I don't know. You know, there's

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Speaker 1: the allure of a celebrity and then you actually speak

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Speaker 1: to one. Yeah, it's kind of fund the way you

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Speaker 1: keep thinking celebrity like Tom Cruise. I just meant that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Hey, you email me to speak at

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Speaker 1: your school. Obviously I must have some sort of credibility. Again,

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Speaker 1: sure you'd love it if Tom Cruise would be there too.

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Speaker 1: Who By the way, I know, I just want to

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Speaker 1: make sure which version of you we're going to get

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Speaker 1: next Wednesday, because while I love you're going to get

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Speaker 1: the version that people like. All Right. I when I

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Speaker 1: get paid, I perform, So I will perform paid. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're school. We don't really have a budget for that.

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Speaker 1: It's a career. I get it, I get it. I

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Speaker 1: get it. Hey, you're a monkey. Dance for us? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: this monkey doesn't dance for free. Wow, okay, I talk

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Speaker 1: about a difference in perception with what you're here and

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Speaker 1: what you get. Um, I'll sign autographs for twenty five bucks.

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Speaker 1: Autograph picture forty bucks? Are you? Are you crazy? Forty

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Speaker 1: dollars for students? What are you thinking? I know what

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Speaker 1: am I thinking? That's pretty much the student discount. I

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Speaker 1: charge way more at a comedy show. I don't want

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Speaker 1: you to come and see my students. Why did I

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Speaker 1: think you're a bad influence? And on top of that

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Speaker 1: you are now we're talking. Yeah, you know what, I'll

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Speaker 1: do this thing for free. Now what's going on? Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you smoking crack? Do you have any Oh? I

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Speaker 1: don't know who I'm talking to you. I thought you

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Speaker 1: were funny when we heard you on the radio. But

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Speaker 1: we're done. I gotta be honest. I like a woman

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Speaker 1: who can yell at me and put me in my place.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you actually hitting on me right now?

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Speaker 1: You are even dancer than I thought. It's like this.

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Speaker 1: I don't get a lot of people telling me no.

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Speaker 1: And Daddy really liked the way you told him no

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Speaker 1: right there? I can't even believe the conversation that we're

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Speaker 1: having right now. I know it's hard to believe that

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Speaker 1: a guy like me would ask you out, but I

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Speaker 1: would love to take you out for dinner. Or we

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Speaker 1: could just do a phone tap right now in the

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Speaker 1: chance of me even saying yes or beyond your wildest

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Speaker 1: dreams to a phone tap, because I would love to

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Speaker 1: do a prank phone call on you. I would love it.

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Speaker 1: What this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning doing a phone tap on you. Your friend

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Speaker 1: Terry set you up. She says she teaches with you

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Speaker 1: and that you emailed me to speak at your school

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Speaker 1: and she wanted me to mess with you. Are you Harriet, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but hey, we can talk about speaking at your school.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna need a thousand dollars deposit. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: That is so awesome. Week every morning with guess what's

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Speaker 1: your shot to me, I'm telling what chair with magic

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Speaker 1: finding