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Speaker 1: Hey, CUTI misconnections. That was me staring.

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Speaker 2: It's only two places for you to find true love

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Speaker 2: in this world. One is in the waiting room of

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Speaker 2: your local foot doctor when you accidentally touch bunions over

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Speaker 2: the magazine over the magazines you're handing magazines by foot

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Speaker 2: you want to.

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Speaker 1: Read this verse.

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Speaker 2: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

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Speaker 2: We scour that website every week to find the best

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Speaker 2: misconnections they have to offer, like this first one titled

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Speaker 2: you had me at Merlow per Woman forty nine liquor store.

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Speaker 2: He says, I was perusing the shelves looking for the

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Speaker 2: lowest grade tequila they had when I heard the little

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Speaker 2: bell go off by the door, and that's when I turned.

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Speaker 1: And saw you.

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Speaker 2: You were the pigtail wearing princess with the red north

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Speaker 2: faced jacket on.

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Speaker 1: How old are you? Forty twenty sixty? Wow? I could

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Speaker 1: not tell. It's because you already part take took in

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Speaker 1: the cheap tequila.

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Speaker 2: But I did like those dimples on you. I immediately

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Speaker 2: smiled and you smiled back. You then walked by me

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Speaker 2: to use the in store at m I feel like

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Speaker 2: I floated over to your area, captivated by your aura.

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Speaker 2: Wait watching, yeah, watching, you put in your pin number

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Speaker 2: using only your elbow. Wait, wait, gers, I mean to

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Speaker 2: tell you liquor store is notoriously not super clean. At

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Speaker 2: one point you caught me watching, and that's when your

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Speaker 2: smile faded and you actually flipped me the pinky.

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Speaker 1: What is that a thing? I don't know. You curled

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Speaker 1: your lip and little fingered me.

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Speaker 2: Like.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure what that means, but it's like the

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Speaker 1: warning before you get the middle.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I had to google what it meant because no

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Speaker 2: one had done that to me before. I guess it's

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Speaker 2: a thing, especially in Asia. Oh, I'm impressed with how

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Speaker 2: worldly you are. You left before I caught your name,

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Speaker 2: but I did catch your bank pin from the ATM.

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Speaker 2: Why do respond with that sweet four digit code so

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Speaker 2: I know it's you?

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Speaker 1: Confirm?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? That social Yeah? Yeah, that signs Marcus seems legit

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Speaker 1: to me. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled I'll be Missing You.

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Speaker 1: I'll spelled like Ai sl.

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Speaker 2: E woman for man forty one trader Joe's. I was

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Speaker 2: playing the Lumineers at full volume off my Pandora radio.

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Speaker 1: Do not do that?

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Speaker 2: When we accidentally bumped into each other near the wall

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Speaker 2: of cheeses.

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Speaker 1: That's a nice wall. Do you remember?

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Speaker 2: You had to because I was looking absolutely gorgeous that day.

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Speaker 1: Glad you're feeling yourself.

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Speaker 2: To Letto's fresh weave smelling like microwaved bacon, the good kind,

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Speaker 2: not the fake rubbery stuff thick cutting. Yeah, I'm sure

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Speaker 2: it was intimidating to be in a Trader Joe's while

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Speaker 2: looking at.

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Speaker 1: A Whole Foods Hotti.

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Speaker 2: You seemed shy, but I saw you sneak in the

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Speaker 2: peak by the snack aisle. Someone wanted to taste of

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Speaker 2: that good old cookie butter. When we both got to

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Speaker 2: the register, I made the first move and asked if

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Speaker 2: you wanted to be a gentleman and pay for my groceries,

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Speaker 2: that if you start with gentlemen and y my gentlemanhood.

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Speaker 1: I actually work.

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Speaker 2: You seemed confused, so instead I just kissed your neck

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Speaker 2: and wrote down my number on your receipt.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were cute.

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Speaker 2: Reggie, got your good good come and get it assigned.

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Speaker 1: Reginagie, she's the whole food to.

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Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled the One who Got Away

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Speaker 2: on eight wheels Man for Woman twenty nine skating fund zone.

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Speaker 1: I saw you on Tuesday for glows skate Night. Yeah. Man,

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Speaker 1: what party am I right back in the day.

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Speaker 2: No, they still are jose They have like adult skate

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Speaker 2: night and people go.

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Speaker 1: Hard like it is intimidating people.

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Speaker 2: She means her it's a doll nine because I said

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Speaker 2: so has had stories from every single location on the misconnections,

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Speaker 2: the liquor store, the Trader Joe's, and now skating.

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Speaker 1: I was just looking for, wasn't there. I'm just saying it's.

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Speaker 2: Funny because the next thing that he writes is that's

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Speaker 2: the place where all.

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Speaker 1: The action is at. A little bit about me.

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Speaker 2: I grew up in the area and was homeschools for

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Speaker 2: a long time. Then instead of going to community college,

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Speaker 2: I came to the rink.

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Speaker 1: Every day.

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Speaker 2: Now I work here part time and I haven't looked

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Speaker 2: back since. But enough about me. I think you said

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Speaker 2: your name was Italia or Yulia. Hard to hear because

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Speaker 2: when I asked you, I was kind of hot dog

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Speaker 2: in it with one of my skates up in the

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Speaker 2: air almost as high as my belt buckle.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's actually impressive.

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Speaker 2: You were looking good, tall yellow socks, green windbreaker.

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Speaker 1: I had my eye on you.

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Speaker 2: It is probably because you were the only one I

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Speaker 2: knew for sure was over eighteen kate parentheses JK dot

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Speaker 2: dot dot, although a little no JK.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but at least he's checking. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I told my boss Leo about you, and he said

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Speaker 2: I should ask you to play some misspac Man lolol.

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Speaker 1: He's such a fossil. Oh that's not cool. I guess not.

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Speaker 1: I'm more of a rule breaker.

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Speaker 2: That's why I had the girl at Concessions make you

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Speaker 2: a graveyard on the house.

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Speaker 1: That was me. It was you didn't even have to

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Speaker 1: pay for it.

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Speaker 2: If you see this, tell me what color my Quicksilver

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Speaker 2: T shirt was. No hints otherwise Leo gets involved and

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Speaker 2: we both don't want that. L O l O l

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Speaker 2: O l.

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Speaker 1: I that signed Jacob Skate Ninja number four. Wait, there's

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Speaker 1: three others. He's only the fourth.

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Speaker 2: Best wall And apparently those were your Craigslist misconnections for

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Speaker 2: the week.

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Speaker 1: We got your phone tap coming up right after this.

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,