Speaker 1: Hello everybody. Hi, Welcome to boll Chat, Welcome to bolt check.
Speaker 2: Scotty be here. Oh you didn't get me a nice tea.
Speaker 2: I'm Andrew. I asked you. I know what you did.
Speaker 2: I know you did. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Don't you
Speaker 2: hate when people wear way too much perfume and then
Speaker 2: they hug you and then you smell like their perfume
Speaker 2: and you know, smell it all day?
Speaker 1: Yes, concur for real, you're being a Jerman. No, I'm
Speaker 1: being serious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because somebody hugged me just before Yeah, and I
Speaker 2: was like, please don't ug me, plea, don't help me,
Speaker 2: Please do't hug me, and boom.
Speaker 1: My question is do you know when you're wearing too
Speaker 1: much perfume? Or is it one of those things that
Speaker 1: it's like does do you think the person knows? I
Speaker 1: guess this is what I'm trying to say. I don't
Speaker 1: know because I leave my house sometimes and I do
Speaker 1: two squirts. I do two squirts on my cologne and
Speaker 1: call it a day. And sometimes when I say hi
Speaker 1: to people, people are like, ooh, you smell good, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, over two squirts, that's interesting.
Speaker 2: See, I don't squirt anymore. I haven't scored in years.
Speaker 2: It's been a long long time, like since I was
Speaker 2: clubbing in my early You don't want hear any cologne.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't even think I own you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: go ahead. I smell nice and fresh at all times.
Speaker 2: Yeah you do. You do have a nice, clean, detergent smell. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I couldn't even. Like we've mentioned this before, but like
Speaker 2: back in high school or even middle school, I wore
Speaker 2: Draccard Noir. After that was the Debbie Gibson. I never
Speaker 2: wore that. I just got it because I like Debbie
Speaker 2: Gibson electric youth. And then I probably used Eternity at
Speaker 2: some point, probably some Tommy Hill figure stuff. Love that.
Speaker 2: Definitely some Abercrombie, yeah, you know the stuff they spread
Speaker 2: all over the clothes. And that was probably the last
Speaker 2: bottle I had, that brown Abercrombie bottle.
Speaker 1: I love my colone. It's a nice, subtle scent. It's
Speaker 1: not overpowering. It's a Penhalligan's juniper sling oh for those
Speaker 1: interesting sounds.
Speaker 2: Nice. I love it.
Speaker 1: My aunt got it for me a couple of years ago,
Speaker 1: and I've been wearing it ever since. The thing is,
Speaker 1: whenever you switch a cologne like sometimes I have a
Speaker 1: really expensive one. It's an urmez one, and I really
Speaker 1: searched ti and low for it, and then I wore
Speaker 1: it like once, Someone's like, this smells like an old
Speaker 1: man's country club. I will never wear this again. This
Speaker 1: is like a special occasion colonne.
Speaker 2: I remember as a kid, my dad used aqua Velva
Speaker 2: that was like after shape but also and brute that.
Speaker 2: It was this green bottle that looked like a dildo.
Speaker 2: It was a green bottle and it had it was
Speaker 2: big and tall right like thin here, and then there
Speaker 2: was some brown liquid one also I don't remember what
Speaker 2: that was called, but that was it. And every once
Speaker 2: in a while I would try to be cool and
Speaker 2: like splash it on and it was way too much.
Speaker 1: My mom years ago, and I'm talking like high school.
Speaker 1: I don't know where she found it, but the original
Speaker 1: scent was it was like a golf one. It was
Speaker 1: a golf course one, and it smelled like a straight
Speaker 1: up pine tree. And at the time I was like,
Speaker 1: I will never wear this.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I'd almost just sprayed around my apartment because it smelled
Speaker 1: so like woodsy. Yeah, I love that smell, like actual trees.
Speaker 1: I'm talking, We're not talking like an enchanting campfire. This
Speaker 1: was like I'm lost in the woods and there's pine
Speaker 1: trees everywhere everything. It was so strong. I wore it
Speaker 1: once and was like never again. Had old spice too,
Speaker 1: My dad used I because I remember the bottle. It
Speaker 1: was like a ceramic cylindrical bottle and had this weird
Speaker 1: little gray cap that just like stuck in. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I have that as after shave, really, because they still
Speaker 1: make the after shape that way interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, yeah, I guess they were all after shaves.
Speaker 2: It wasn't really cologne. Yeah, you would just wear these
Speaker 2: after shaves.
Speaker 1: I love wearing cologne. It smells really good and like
Speaker 1: right now, Yeah, it's nice in subtle I'm about trying
Speaker 1: to impress anybody, so whatever.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not trying to either. I just really want
Speaker 2: to smell nice. I think that you try to attract me, Andrew,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to attract you. Don't fly to yourself, sweetheart
Speaker 2: from across the room. Yeah, of course, you know. I
Speaker 2: just wear a nice smelling deodorant. I just figure that's enough.
Speaker 1: I can't do that because my u the aluminium.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the aluminum guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my Brazilian one that your Ritza actually recommended to me.
Speaker 1: It works out great. It smells like coconuts. However, it
Speaker 1: doesn't work so well, not dependable. Actually, it's working right, so.
Speaker 2: It smells like coconuts and onions.
Speaker 1: Yes, smell my armpit smells actually really good.
Speaker 2: I prefer not to. It smells nice.
Speaker 1: But I'm paying like fifteen bucks for a deodorant I
Speaker 1: use every two months, which isn't terrible. Yeah, because it
Speaker 1: runs out quickly. You use it every two months, No,
Speaker 1: it every day. I buy a new one every two months.
Speaker 2: That's not bad at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Usually usually you get maybe a month out of a canister.
Speaker 2: A little less.
Speaker 1: Well, I do two swipes each arm I stink, sometimes
Speaker 1: I don't stink. Sometimes you're just being rude and fresh
Speaker 1: and trying to make content.
Speaker 2: Speaking of fresh no content. Yeah, Oh, you.
Speaker 1: Smell some jabs, little little sid it's spilled really bad.
Speaker 2: There was that one day. There was, there really was.
Speaker 2: But I see. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: Tell you that everybody has a dank, I know, but
Speaker 1: I hate.
Speaker 2: To tell do I tell you? Because it was years ago?
Speaker 2: It wasn't it was a week or two ago. No,
Speaker 2: it wasn't. Yes, it was. Did you say anything? No,
Speaker 2: not to you.
Speaker 1: Who would you say something to other people? Oh so
Speaker 1: you said I smelled bad to other people?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they would come in here and go ooh,
Speaker 2: what was that. I'm like, you never, this is all
Speaker 2: just fake and no, I swear it's not it was
Speaker 2: last week or a week before, whatever it was. I'm
Speaker 2: telling you I swear interesting. Yeah I don't, but I
Speaker 2: feel bad telling the actual person. Why would you feel
Speaker 2: bad because if I said, hey, Andrew, you'd be like.
Speaker 1: No, I would have gotten a different shirt.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'll tell you next time. She would tell
Speaker 2: me as well. Absolutely, but you rarely smell bad once
Speaker 2: or twice ever, did I. I don't know how people
Speaker 2: forget to you know, when you have a routine, it's
Speaker 2: hard to forget things. I would think, like, I have
Speaker 2: the same routine every morning. I go in the bathroom. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I pee, I brush my teeth, okay, I powder my
Speaker 2: boys yep, I put on deodorant, I get dressed, I
Speaker 2: do my hair, and I leave nice. I mean it's
Speaker 2: the same thing every day.
Speaker 1: So well, I have to switch up my routine now
Speaker 1: because my neighbor downstairs.
Speaker 2: What happened the drug dealer?
Speaker 1: No, I never had a drug dealer downstairs.
Speaker 2: I forgot what you told me about the neighbor made
Speaker 2: noise or something. Yeah, she said I was making too
Speaker 2: much noise. Complaints.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she wrote me a complaint saying that I've disrupted
Speaker 1: her her sleep, Like, ma'am, I work at five o'clock
Speaker 1: in the morning. I have to go to work. Do
Speaker 1: you want me not to go to work? She's like,
Speaker 1: you could put cars in her recommendation. She wrote, could
Speaker 1: you put carpeting down everywhere? Yeah, let me take my
Speaker 1: nice wood floors and put carpeting everywhere for you. I
Speaker 1: will say, if you live underneath or have or have
Speaker 1: a room or something underneath wood floors, yeah, it's loud,
Speaker 1: like you drop a penny and it's like, boh.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: When I looked at this building specifically, yeah, this was
Speaker 1: during the pandemic, so every unit was available, right, And
Speaker 1: they had a two bedroom open but on the second floor.
Speaker 1: And the first thing I remember hearing was people walking
Speaker 1: upstairs and I said, Nope, absolutely not. I want the
Speaker 1: top floor. I'm wanna be like no one above me.
Speaker 1: I want that.
Speaker 2: I don't know why it's like that. Like Cooper will
Speaker 2: drop like a like a pencil on the floor and
Speaker 2: it sounds like an explosion from downstairs. It's the weird.
Speaker 2: I don't know why it does that.
Speaker 1: I feel bad, but at the same time, it's like
Speaker 1: I have to go to work and so now I
Speaker 1: get changed in my bathroom instead of my room.
Speaker 2: Well, at least you're nice about it. You could just
Speaker 2: be a jerk and be like, screw your lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I for the most part, I'm pretty quiet.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sedentary when I'm in my apartment, and I said,
Speaker 1: on either my couch or I go to my room.
Speaker 1: I'm not like doing clog dancing at you know, ten
Speaker 1: o'clock at night.
Speaker 2: I mean, I told you about those people that lived
Speaker 2: above me and se Caucus. Oh yeah, God, that was horrid.
Speaker 2: I had to break that lease, I know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel bad because she's like our quality
Speaker 1: of life. Otherwise it's been nice, but you know, sometimes
Speaker 1: when we have friends over it, we can just hear
Speaker 1: the things. I'm like, if you invite people over to
Speaker 1: your home and then your friends leave because they heard
Speaker 1: something upstairs at ten o'clock at night, they're not an
Speaker 1: unreasonable time.
Speaker 2: Let's get real.
Speaker 1: If you're saying on a Friday or Saturday, the only
Speaker 1: times I'd really be coming home late is when it's
Speaker 1: too loud or someone's over my apartment. It's loud, then,
Speaker 1: ma'am in your living room.
Speaker 2: Especially in your living room, especially ma'am. Then I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: These people need to go. Had you met this woman
Speaker 2: before all this?
Speaker 1: No, and I kind of want to go into detail
Speaker 1: about it and I but I want to keep it vague.
Speaker 2: Okay, can you?
Speaker 1: I mean, she'll never find me, so it's fine.
Speaker 2: No, she's holly. Please, she does not listen to this podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay, So once she's at me this letter she wrote,
Speaker 1: I assume I know it's my downstairs neighbor. So I
Speaker 1: took my apartment unit and then went in the package room.
Speaker 1: I found out her name from a package in the
Speaker 1: package room. Okay, investment there. I googled it right, So
Speaker 1: she is a Russian spy. No, how could I put
Speaker 1: this in a PC way?
Speaker 2: She is a Karen No, a giant bitch?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no, what is the horror phrase? There's
Speaker 1: something She's a Hayes advocate that's healthy at every size.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, so she's a Hayes advocate and so
Speaker 1: she should not be living upstairs in two thousand, Oh
Speaker 1: my god? What In twenty thirteen she scammed people into
Speaker 1: donating to her documentary that she was going to make
Speaker 1: about fat acceptance. Okay, and like it was the case
Speaker 1: against being fat and she was going to make this
Speaker 1: whole documentary. She scammed these people out of the money
Speaker 1: and went to London with the with the funds that
Speaker 1: she got from her GoFundMe. And if you look on
Speaker 1: the thing, you can see that people are like.
Speaker 2: Oh, you went to London, How was London? How is
Speaker 2: the interviews you were supposed.
Speaker 1: To be conducting never followed up? So really, I think
Speaker 1: that if I ever met her in person, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: it's you.
Speaker 2: Do you think she's trying to file a lawsuit of
Speaker 2: some sort against you? Now?
Speaker 1: Okay, again, there's nothing she can't it's against the building.
Speaker 1: It's not against me. You can't sue a person for
Speaker 1: being loud in their apartment. No, No, okay, that's insane.
Speaker 2: You bring it up with the building.
Speaker 1: And if the building comes to me and I haven't
Speaker 1: paid my bills, or if I haven't done this, then
Speaker 1: they could be like get out to me.
Speaker 2: She can't be like it's loud. Maybe shit puts something,
Speaker 2: take some You know what, since we're moving out of here,
Speaker 2: you should rip some of the soundproofing off the walls
Speaker 2: in the other studio there and put it up in
Speaker 2: your apartment. It's kind of decorative.
Speaker 1: The thing is, it's the floor, so put it on
Speaker 1: the floor. This is what bothered me about it. She
Speaker 1: told me to put like carpeting down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who does that? You could put foam down? This
Speaker 2: so nice and soft on you. Yeah, I want to put.
Speaker 1: Foam all over my apartment because someone downstairs to think
Speaker 1: I'm too loud.
Speaker 2: Oh, she hasn't said to follow up, so that's a
Speaker 2: good thing. All right. Well, anyway, this is bull chat.
Speaker 2: We're fine already. And it's Wednesday, October fifth. This is
Speaker 2: the sister podcast as Serial Killers, where we just talk
Speaker 2: about whatever. And today's Yam Kapoor, the Jewish day of Atonement.
Speaker 1: Well when we recorded this, it's not well. So that's
Speaker 1: why Scotty's allowed to do it.
Speaker 2: First of all, it will be tonight at sundown.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can't use like electronics. I have been
Speaker 1: a bad yew over the years.
Speaker 2: First of all, there's look, everybody does their level of religion, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean you're supposed to do whatever.
Speaker 1: What do you feel comfortable with exactly? No one should
Speaker 1: bully you.
Speaker 2: Right, So what you're supposed to do at sundown is
Speaker 2: you start fasting and you don't eat for twenty four
Speaker 2: hours until the next sundown, and all day you just
Speaker 2: atone for your sins and let everybody know how bad
Speaker 2: you've been, and you know, and pray.
Speaker 1: And also it's like reconciliation. It's a day of reconciliation.
Speaker 2: Sure that. But you know, a couple of years ago,
Speaker 2: I would fast every year since I was a kid.
Speaker 2: But a couple of years ago I would start getting
Speaker 2: debilitating headaches by like noon. And and it's it's in
Speaker 2: the law book, the Jewish law book that says, you know,
Speaker 2: if you're having health issue, Yeah, sure, if you're having
Speaker 2: health issues, Uh, it's okay. You know, if you're sick
Speaker 2: or elderly or whatever, you don't have to do it.
Speaker 2: And debilitating headaches are health issues. So I don't. I
Speaker 2: just don't do it anymore. I know what the holidays about.
Speaker 2: I think about the things that you know that I've
Speaker 2: done and uh, that's it, and I say, oh, sorry
Speaker 2: for that, and I move on with my day. I've
Speaker 2: even I mean, I hate to say this because it's
Speaker 2: really bad Jewy of me, but I've actually started working
Speaker 2: again for I never worked on Yan Kapor ever, and
Speaker 2: like the last two or three years, I've started coming
Speaker 2: to work.
Speaker 1: Are you going to you coming in tomorrow? I am
Speaker 1: coming back tomorrow today.
Speaker 2: Yes, today, I'm here right now, you know, I just
Speaker 2: because you know what, if I was home, I would
Speaker 2: have to like clean the garage or something. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: I why take a vacation to to do work around
Speaker 2: the house. Yeah that sounds lame, you know. So anyway,
Speaker 2: we'll be back, oh right after this, and we're bad.
Speaker 2: And I'm not sure if there were actually any commercials there,
Speaker 2: because the last couple of times there haven't been anything.
Speaker 2: So do you remember when I told you what the
Speaker 2: reasoning was?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you come back here and say yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: there can't be a yeah, but if I told you?
Speaker 1: All right, so I COVID shot at.
Speaker 2: We're in New York and they're always a plethora of
Speaker 2: commercials for us. That's great.
Speaker 1: And again I've shown you the ad statistics where we
Speaker 1: are making money. So I'm sorry your one time listening
Speaker 1: didn't do it. But everybody else is doing it and
Speaker 1: you've seen the money come in, so this is not
Speaker 1: an issue. Next, I got a COVID shot yesterday. I
Speaker 1: got the COVID and the flu shot. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something.
Speaker 2: Don't do it.
Speaker 1: People don't get both at the same time. Yes, do it,
Speaker 1: bread them out. No, don't do a weak part. Get
Speaker 1: your shots, but don't do them at the same time.
Speaker 1: I hate my body right now.
Speaker 2: I don't think that you should say that as a
Speaker 2: blanket statement, because everybody reacts differently. I got mine together
Speaker 2: last year and I was just fine. The next day.
Speaker 2: Did you do the same brand? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I switched up and got Moderna at this time.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I always will. I want only one
Speaker 2: brand in my body.
Speaker 1: So I spoke to my friend Quinn, who's a doctor,
Speaker 1: and I was like, should I switch up and get like?
Speaker 2: Is she a medicine woman?
Speaker 1: Doctor Quinn medicine woman?
Speaker 2: Doctor Quinn medicine? How do you know that from?
Speaker 1: I love the seventies or eighties on a seventies whatever,
Speaker 1: And he said yeah, for this one, you might want
Speaker 1: to switch it up, might help your body, like give
Speaker 1: you some extra protection.
Speaker 2: So I said, you know what I'm doing it. I
Speaker 2: didn't know you could choose. Yeah. I just figured it's.
Speaker 1: Whatever they have, uh No, in the CVS log and
Speaker 1: you can click are you looking for a specific brand
Speaker 1: and this one?
Speaker 2: I said yes, and I did Moderna. I'm gonna stick
Speaker 2: with my Pfizer. That's good. I like that.
Speaker 1: I got Pfizer and Moderna in me. Now, good for you.
Speaker 1: Not the Johnson and Johnson No do they still haven't
Speaker 1: make it. I don't even know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but so now it's that time of the season
Speaker 2: where your air conditioning and your heat fight each other.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: I turned my air conditioning off two weeks ago, will
Speaker 1: not turn it back on until May or June of
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: If there's an eighty five degree day, don't care. You
Speaker 2: don't care, You're just sweating your pizza oven.
Speaker 1: Yep, well it's not a pizza oven. I don't have
Speaker 1: brick wall anymore, I know, but.
Speaker 2: I'll still like to call it that because like the
Speaker 2: Nest thermostat, it has a setting. It has cool and yeah,
Speaker 2: it has cool it has heat and then it has
Speaker 2: cool end heat for this time of year, so you
Speaker 2: set the temperatures where if it drops below a certain thing,
Speaker 2: the heat comes on, and if it goes above a
Speaker 2: certain thing, the air comes on. So this is right
Speaker 2: about that time of year. We turned the heat on
Speaker 2: for the first time, like two days ago, and it
Speaker 2: has that smell because it hasn't been on for like
Speaker 2: five months, you know, and you got to change the
Speaker 2: filters because of the crud and whatever.
Speaker 1: I was telling Josh today because he's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: hit to turn on my heat yesterday. I this apartment
Speaker 1: that I'm in now is the first apartment I've ever
Speaker 1: turned my heat on.
Speaker 2: I have no idea why.
Speaker 1: But even with the windows closed, it gets down to
Speaker 1: like fifty two. And that's too cold even for me
Speaker 1: because I love being cold. My room this morning sixty degrees.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I can't see. What happens is if it's
Speaker 2: cold overnight, I'll wake up with a sore throat. I
Speaker 2: will get a sore throat and then I'll be like,
Speaker 2: I even had my fan running. See my kids still
Speaker 2: have the fan on too, and it's it's just too cold. No,
Speaker 2: it's not. I never find there's about seventeen blankets and
Speaker 2: sweatshirts and stuff, so I sleep in shorts and a
Speaker 2: T shirts.
Speaker 1: I do too, and this morning I had my nice
Speaker 1: comforter on. It's at the time where I have to
Speaker 1: get my extra blanket out and that's when I enter
Speaker 1: deep sleep. I like, nothing is cozier than the extra
Speaker 1: blanket I have on top of my comforter. It's chilly outside,
Speaker 1: and I just like.
Speaker 2: Burrow see in the deep winter time. I like that
Speaker 2: that weighted blanket. What was it called the company that
Speaker 2: we got those from.
Speaker 1: I don't remember, but they were ravity wasn't a gravity
Speaker 1: blank that's ah, love it, I do, And I don't.
Speaker 1: I get like really weird dreams from my gravity blankets.
Speaker 2: Dreams, Yeah, because.
Speaker 1: I think I enter such a deep sleep that then
Speaker 1: I start like, I don't know, I probably look like
Speaker 1: a dog when they're like dreaming and just start kicking.
Speaker 1: Oh that's how deep of sleep I'm in. But I
Speaker 1: do like it sometimes. Plus I also overheat very easily,
Speaker 1: Like I don't want anything on me when I sleep. Really,
Speaker 1: I do like I'm a burrower, so I like to
Speaker 1: make sure I'm almost tucked in, like a baby but
Speaker 1: then swaddled. Yes, but do not add like extra things
Speaker 1: I like as much as I have.
Speaker 2: Do not add like add on. See, I like the
Speaker 2: same comforter all year round. In the winter, sometimes I'll
Speaker 2: use the gravity. But I also I'll do the foot
Speaker 2: kickout in the middle of the night because I just
Speaker 2: want for whatever reason, I just want my left foot
Speaker 2: and top of my leg to be cold. I don't
Speaker 2: know why. I'll just kick that part out. Sorry, I
Speaker 2: just hit your leg.
Speaker 1: It almost feels like you're a plane and it's like
Speaker 1: it's weird.
Speaker 2: Let's kick out the left leg.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to get some balance in the cockpit.
Speaker 2: Also, I'll also do like leg spasms in the middle
Speaker 2: of the night. I'll just all of a sudden just
Speaker 2: kick I don't know where it comes from. It's just
Speaker 2: as it's just a spasm. Sometimes I'm even awake when
Speaker 2: it happens. It's just the weirdest thing. Yeah, you spasm
Speaker 2: all the time. I do.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a light form of tourettes. Have you looked
Speaker 1: a up?
Speaker 2: But what not?
Speaker 1: All tourettes is like that, I know, like spasms like
Speaker 1: something that's Tourett's. Also, what leg spasms. Isn't that r
Speaker 1: LS restless leg syndrome. Yeah, but you also like flail
Speaker 1: your arms weird, like you're a flailer. You're a flailer
Speaker 1: and like a.
Speaker 2: Well, when I get scared, I flail No in.
Speaker 1: General too, Like you'll just be sitting sometimes and I'll
Speaker 1: watch you and you'll just be like, sorry, I don't
Speaker 1: know what that was.
Speaker 2: I guess that's where Cooper gets it from. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 2: it's a light form of tourets.
Speaker 1: You should look into it. Okay, there's probably no medication,
Speaker 1: but I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't know Tourett's was. It was also not Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's the voice thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the biggest misconception is that a lot of
Speaker 1: people think it is but a movie about that South Park. No,
Speaker 1: that's not a movie.
Speaker 2: There is some south Park, I get it. But there
Speaker 2: was just something about touretts somewhere I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Well, it could be a bunch of Lewis Capaldi has
Speaker 1: turets too.
Speaker 2: That's right. He mentioned that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and his are facial tics. So when he'll say something,
Speaker 1: he'll he might like like his, I we are in
Speaker 1: a different way.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, what are you trying to tell me
Speaker 2: what what do I have? Like? But you might have
Speaker 2: it where it's just kind of like spasms. It's a
Speaker 2: little one. That's fine. Yeah, that's what makes you you.
Speaker 2: It is what makes me me. Yeah, what makes you you? Andrew?
Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't like it when I'm sleeping and I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm going off a cliff.
Speaker 2: That's a dream, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but I hate when
Speaker 1: you wake up from that and you're like, ah.
Speaker 2: Okay, aren't fine, but pee wee Herman is in your bed?
Speaker 2: Very good? What else is going on? That's it? Right,
Speaker 2: have a nice day. Eighteen minutes. I didn't come prepare today,
Speaker 2: but then five minutes. Generally we don't get to thirty
Speaker 2: five minutes. Oh you know what since this is the
Speaker 2: sister podcast is serial Killers? Okay? Who is that? Now?
Speaker 2: Is that important? Yeah? Do you have to go?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Good? So we're still in this building and we still
Speaker 2: just keep getting packages. They are piling up. We cannot
Speaker 2: get to all the cereal as fast as people are
Speaker 2: sending them. We generally would the new ones first because
Speaker 2: we need to get those out and the other stuff
Speaker 2: people send. You know, we'll get to at some point.
Speaker 2: So we just got two more boxes today. Would you
Speaker 2: like to see what they are? You're gonna show me
Speaker 2: what's in them? Yeah? Why not? Do you know?
Speaker 1: I almost bought a cereal yesterday, but then I looked
Speaker 1: it up on serial KILLERSPC dot com. Thanks Newman, and
Speaker 1: I saw that we did it.
Speaker 2: Not for nothing, Andy, but you shouldn't have to look
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 1: I don't remember four, five, six, seven hundred cereals that
Speaker 1: I've tried.
Speaker 2: I think you should do you know every cereal that
Speaker 2: we've tried?
Speaker 1: Oh no, wait, you go to serial killerspc dot com
Speaker 1: just to double check.
Speaker 2: I can't name them, but if I saw it in
Speaker 2: the store, like I'll go. I'll go to the store
Speaker 2: with my daughters and they'll be like, did you do this?
Speaker 2: Did you do this? Did you do this?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, I know, I knowed the obvious ones.
Speaker 1: I know, but then there's some no l No, I
Speaker 1: know my children.
Speaker 2: Anyway, this box came from Stonybrook, New York, way out
Speaker 2: on Long Island. Fun and uh, let's see serial Killers podcast.
Speaker 2: Nice packing job. I commend you. You're Scotty and Andrew.
Speaker 2: You know I don't want to read the whole thing yet,
Speaker 2: because well we're gonna read it on Serial Kill. But so, okay,
Speaker 2: so it's some organic stuff. Oh okay, it's fun. It's
Speaker 2: just it's store some store brand stuff. Okay, nothing too exciting,
Speaker 2: but thank you very much. We'll get to it. Nothing
Speaker 2: too exciting. Here's another one. Oh, also from Long Island, Holtsville,
Speaker 2: New York. Oh, home of the uh not the Long
Speaker 2: Island game farm animal, but there's another animal place in Holtsville.
Speaker 1: I love the name Sanctuary of some sort Aphrodite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a fantastic name. I know someone named Afrodity too. Really, yes,
Speaker 2: maybe this is your friend. Oh it's not. This is Holtsville,
Speaker 2: which is in Suffolk County, Nasau County.
Speaker 1: I literally have no concept of where anything is on
Speaker 1: Long Island or near a Long Island.
Speaker 2: Hi, Scotty and Andrew. Oh oh, I'm not even showing
Speaker 2: the camera this. That's insane. I've never seen that. That's incredible.
Speaker 2: It's foreign. It's from Ireland. Oh, I'm so excited for this.
Speaker 2: That looks great. You have no idea how excited. Thank you, Aphrodity.
Speaker 2: We'll get to it very soon. Also, your name is
Speaker 2: ten out of ten yeah, is that a thing? Now? What?
Speaker 2: Ten out of ten?
Speaker 1: It is a thing, Scott. It is a thing just
Speaker 1: because you determined something not to be a thing. We
Speaker 1: all don't follow Scott rules. I agree, but I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that I agree, but I don't agree. I hear
Speaker 1: a lot of people saying that now ten out of ten.
Speaker 1: You've heard it all your life, but just now you
Speaker 1: decide to be nitpicky. But you did it at lunch
Speaker 1: the other day. Everybody kind of looked at you like
Speaker 1: you were crazy.
Speaker 2: What I do?
Speaker 1: Let's go back to the spasms you had at that lunch.
Speaker 2: I first of all, I did not knock that glass over, Jeff,
Speaker 2: did you who? I'm I'm just gonna leave it here.
Speaker 2: That's false. I'm just gonna leave it right on the happens,
Speaker 2: not what happens.
Speaker 1: It is exactly what happened. We'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1: Why don't I get to ever say it? We'll be
Speaker 1: back right after this, after this, after this, this, after this,
Speaker 1: not this, We'll be back after this, right after this.
Speaker 2: Nope, right after this. No this. I let you have it.
Speaker 2: Did you see that end?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 2: Thank you? You're my friend. So anyway back to that
Speaker 2: lunch all right, So I mean it was probably three
Speaker 2: weeks ago, so it was.
Speaker 1: Like four or five things at that lunch. Then I
Speaker 1: walked away from it. I said to myself, I don't
Speaker 1: know what Scott was doing that day, but was Scott?
Speaker 2: Okay, let me tell you what the thing that I
Speaker 2: think upset everybody the most and I don't understand why.
Speaker 2: So on the menu, it was a special and they
Speaker 2: had a cold corn coconut soup. Okay, it was delicious.
Speaker 2: I do not like cold soups. I just don't. I
Speaker 2: want my soup hot. But you ordered it cold, like
Speaker 2: my grandfather used to say, I like it hot. No,
Speaker 2: I ordered it cold because they only served it cold.
Speaker 2: So when it came I took a sip of it,
Speaker 2: and I did not like it. So we know the
Speaker 2: you know, the general manager there, Aaron, right at odeon,
Speaker 2: and I said hey, and Elvis said, do not ask him.
Speaker 2: Do not ask him. You're gonna embarrass us. And I said, Aaron,
Speaker 2: can you please just heat this up? Maybe I would
Speaker 2: like to try it hot, and he's like, no problem.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he was making fun of me the entire
Speaker 2: way back to the microwave. But he came back and
Speaker 2: it was warm and it was very good. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: I liked it hot. I did not like it cold.
Speaker 2: I'm not a gaspacho guy. I don't like cold soup.
Speaker 2: I'm not a gaspacho person either. If I'm being honest, however,
Speaker 2: I don't think I don't have to like cold soup.
Speaker 2: No one's saying you do. But you don't order a
Speaker 2: cold soup. Then say I don't like the cold soup,
Speaker 2: and then ask the person. And the way you phrased
Speaker 2: it too was also. I think it would be better
Speaker 2: if this was hot. Most restaurants will accommodate you. They
Speaker 2: might spin it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're at like a nicer restaurant. Just eat what
Speaker 1: they tell you to eat. But I didn't like it,
Speaker 1: so then don't eat it.
Speaker 2: But why waste it? If I could like it, you
Speaker 2: didn't even finish the whole thing. Yes I did. I
Speaker 2: sucked it dry, Absolutely did. I loved it, sucked it.
Speaker 2: It was delicious, hot, Okay, it was it was good
Speaker 2: cold too. If I'm just being honest in your opinion, I.
Speaker 1: Think in a lot of people's opinion, that's why the
Speaker 1: chef's recommendation is to have it cold.
Speaker 2: That's fine, Andrew. Plus, the flavor profile could change when
Speaker 2: you heat it up. It probably did, and that's why
Speaker 2: I liked it. What's the matter?
Speaker 1: Everybody just passed out and broke a glass.
Speaker 2: I didn't break it. Jeff knocked it over.
Speaker 1: Then didn't you do something with the shells of the shrimp?
Speaker 2: What? No, you put the glass on the table or something.
Speaker 2: Pretty much all that happened to Andrew.
Speaker 1: No no, no, I said, say less, and you go,
Speaker 1: is that your new one?
Speaker 2: Is that your new one? You're saying say less? No?
Speaker 1: No, I said say yeah because instead of saying say
Speaker 1: no more, I said say less. Yeah, because that we're
Speaker 1: doing that now nobody says that. And then everybody at
Speaker 1: the table was like, Okay.
Speaker 2: You save one word by saying that, Oh you're saving
Speaker 2: one word? Is that the new popular phrase to TikTok
Speaker 2: teach you that so much time you need your time,
Speaker 2: so much time that I need my time? Whatever I
Speaker 2: was trying to say, your time is very amount of
Speaker 2: time it takes you to complain.
Speaker 1: You could and hear me out on this complaint it
Speaker 1: you did that evil.
Speaker 2: And the amount of time it took you to say
Speaker 2: that God, I wish, I really wish this blade was longer.
Speaker 2: I can't get anywhere out of it. What are you
Speaker 2: gonna do with it? Nothing? You are you gonna stab me? No?
Speaker 2: So then why do you wish to blade long?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stab me because you're realizing it's a stupid thing.
Speaker 2: And the amount of time it took you to complain.
Speaker 1: You could have and again hear me out, gotten over
Speaker 1: it and just moved on, but instead you had to
Speaker 1: call attention to it, and everybody there was like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Scott Grave.
Speaker 2: I won't say anything anymore that bothers me. How about that?
Speaker 2: That's my new That's no, No, this is my young
Speaker 2: kapoor atonement thing atone for saying ten out of ten
Speaker 2: is in a phrase anymore?
Speaker 1: Let's add say no more, say lesson starting starting to
Speaker 1: can annoy you? Starting tonight at sundown. I will not
Speaker 1: allow these things to annoy me anymore. You know what,
Speaker 1: I'm a notary test me so I can write this
Speaker 1: down as a contract, notarize it.
Speaker 2: Take a bet, that's fine. I don't need to make
Speaker 2: a bet. I'm just gonna try to you know what,
Speaker 2: do better. That's what I'm going to try to do. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, and I want you to test me on it. Sure,
Speaker 2: I want you to say, uh you said, and then
Speaker 2: I'll apologize.
Speaker 1: You'll apologize. But then also, but the way you're saying
Speaker 1: it is stupid. So I need to turn this out
Speaker 1: and say no, you can't say it. Nope, Okay, we'll see,
Speaker 1: we'll see how it goes. What isn't that part of
Speaker 1: my charm? Just asking it can be? But then sometimes
Speaker 1: it could just be one of those things where it's
Speaker 1: like a nitpicky kind of like checklist of things that
Speaker 1: you could be annoyed by, just like, excuse me, this.
Speaker 2: Is in violation of my code Section two point three.
Speaker 2: You say it one hundred percent. Why does everybody say
Speaker 2: a hundred percent? I don't ever hear anybody saying a
Speaker 2: fifty percent? Yeah, because who says fifty percent?
Speaker 1: If I'm saying something's like, oh my god, I'm in
Speaker 1: one hundred percent, then I definitely want.
Speaker 2: To do it.
Speaker 1: Why would I say, oh, yeah, you got me fifty percent.
Speaker 2: You could say whatever you like.
Speaker 1: Now, well, no I can't.
Speaker 2: No, you can't nitpicky no, no, no, nance over here, Nope,
Speaker 2: not anymore, not anymore you'll see, but I lost my chum.
Speaker 2: You'll see. You'll see the audience will notice, and they'll
Speaker 2: tune out, and it'll be all your fault. This is
Speaker 2: true too. You'll see our listeners will start ticking down. Oh,
Speaker 2: really interesting. But I'm just like, hey, Andrew, what a
Speaker 2: beautiful day. How are you? Yeah, nothing bothers me. You
Speaker 2: got you got birds and stuff? No birds like, it's
Speaker 2: just a beautiful day, springtime everything. Let's you must have
Speaker 2: some kind of bird? Yeah? Yeah, yes, everything's wonderful. Nothing
Speaker 2: bothers me anymore, nothing.
Speaker 1: Until somebody says, are you doing something? I'm in one
Speaker 1: hundred percent.
Speaker 2: No. I'm just gonna be like, oh, so you're all in.
Speaker 2: That's good, no problems. Say less no, that's fine. I
Speaker 2: understand what that means. It's the same as say no more.
Speaker 2: It's simply a synonym. Okay, Yeah, that's fine. Okay, cool, cool, cool,
Speaker 2: all good. Cool. That used to bother me too, don't
Speaker 2: care anymore. WHOA, you're relaxed, Scott, you're like that.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like the Happy Endings episode where Gane
Speaker 1: goes too far and being relaxed.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, I don't remember those like you do.
Speaker 1: That was a great happy endings is one of those
Speaker 1: where I remember every episode, but asking me about any
Speaker 1: other show or movie, chances are I don't remember. You
Speaker 1: know south Park, though you're a lot of south Park.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it's because I watch it when I
Speaker 2: was young. I tell you, I don't stick. I don't
Speaker 2: think there's any series where I could be like, yes,
Speaker 2: episode seven of season two when Joe went to the
Speaker 2: store and bought ron Zony like, I don't, I'm not,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't have I don't have trivia whatever. Interesting.
Speaker 2: I just I'm not. I mean, I get I know
Speaker 2: some you know series chips, well, you know chips like
Speaker 2: the back of your hand. I don't know what like
Speaker 2: the back of my hand? I kind of How many
Speaker 2: seasons is it six? Okay? How many episodes per season?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Probably twenty okay, I mean now it's thirteen, right,
Speaker 2: But back in the seventies and eighties they were longer seasons.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Even Lost with like twenty four episodes a season. Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's the problem A lot of basic cable shows.
Speaker 1: NCIS is another one. They do seasons that are like
Speaker 1: twenty six episodes long, and that's why they suck, because
Speaker 1: they have to stretch out narratives for like twenty six episodes.
Speaker 1: And that's why streaming shows are doing so much better
Speaker 1: and people enjoy them because I could actually get a
Speaker 1: story in a condensed amount of time.
Speaker 2: Isn't the average network show a season of thirteen episodes?
Speaker 2: Now it's not. It all varies. Where did that come from?
Speaker 2: It used to be thirteen?
Speaker 1: Well again, not a lot of them are switched up now,
Speaker 1: Streaming changed a lot.
Speaker 2: Are you a Goldberg's fan? No, because it just came.
Speaker 1: Back Abvid Elementary, though I do that.
Speaker 2: I do like Abbot Elementary. I thought that was funny.
Speaker 2: But you know the dad on the show, what's his name,
Speaker 2: the comedian that I like? Yeah, yeah, yeah, well you
Speaker 2: know he he did bad things on the set and
Speaker 2: they fired him. Yeah. And so now it just came
Speaker 2: to light that he died on the show. Wait yeah, dad,
Speaker 2: kill them off. Dad just miraculously suddenly died. I don't
Speaker 2: love that. Murray, Murray, he died. I don't love that.
Speaker 2: I don't either. And now the other grandfather is like
Speaker 2: in this place because the other grandfather pops died, So
Speaker 2: there's a lot of death on that show. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: get where it gets said, like just end the show.
Speaker 2: And they finally changed the open and they took Murray out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and took out Pops. I feel like it's not going
Speaker 2: to be the same show. It's not. But and plus,
Speaker 2: Adam is getting older. He's in college now, you know,
Speaker 2: when he was a kid, it was cute and fun.
Speaker 2: I still like it. I really, you know what it is,
Speaker 2: and call me corny all you want, but the Goldbergers
Speaker 2: always has a nice message.
Speaker 1: Like I like her family did two for a long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And Patton Peyton, Patton Oswald, Patton Peyton, Patton Petton, Patton,
Speaker 2: He's he's the he's the voice of Adam as an adult,
Speaker 2: like he does he does the voiceover. So I don't know,
Speaker 2: I love it. I just think I think it's wholesome. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I watch it with Cooper Nice. We sent on Wednesday
Speaker 2: nights and while and she you know, I don't know
Speaker 2: if she understands everything, but we like it. I just
Speaker 2: think it's a good show. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I liked minern Family too, and then it just got
Speaker 1: a little too carried away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when the shows go on too long. It's just like, ah,
Speaker 2: you should have ended it when.
Speaker 1: But that's basic cable. They were basic network television. They
Speaker 1: stretch it on for too long. Like, who outside of
Speaker 1: your grandparents at this point watch NCIS. I know not
Speaker 1: a single person that watches NCIS my parents. That is
Speaker 1: like the longest running show. I don't know a single
Speaker 1: thing about it.
Speaker 2: I've never seen an episode. I've seen like.
Speaker 1: Clips of people making fun of it because they'll be like, hey,
Speaker 1: we got a hack and they have a computer open
Speaker 1: and two people are on the keyboard hacking at the
Speaker 1: same time, and it is a hysterical clip. What does
Speaker 1: NCIS stand for Naval Crime Investigation something system?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's something with the navy, I think.
Speaker 2: Let me just double check that. But it's so bad.
Speaker 2: Is the mustache guy in that one? What mustache guy?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Tom Selick. Yeah, now he's in something
Speaker 1: a blue bloods. Okay, they had NCIS, they had NCIS
Speaker 1: Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: They also have Hawaii five. Oh that came back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're doing too much Naval Criminal Investigative Service. Okay,
Speaker 1: the show it's a spinoff. Why did it's a spinoff
Speaker 1: from jag h is that still on? No that ended
Speaker 1: in September of two thousand and three. These are CBS shows, right.
Speaker 1: It is the third longest running scripted, non animated US
Speaker 1: primetime TV series currently airing.
Speaker 2: This is the problem.
Speaker 1: They run these shows to the ground where you can't
Speaker 1: even say, Oh, I'm gonna go back and watch NCIS.
Speaker 2: Where do I start? Oh?
Speaker 1: You have to go back to two thousand and four,
Speaker 1: and then it's sixty episodes a season, and not all
Speaker 1: twenty seven seasons. I think it started in two thousand
Speaker 1: because it would always run ads during Survivor.
Speaker 2: Does CBS have a streaming service?
Speaker 1: Yeah, pa, it used to be CBS All Access, but
Speaker 1: not a single person subscribed.
Speaker 2: Huh because it was stupid? Why would you? It's done?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, hold up? Hold Oh it's Danielle. Should we
Speaker 2: see what's up? Sure?
Speaker 1: Episode's twenty and twenty one concept.
Speaker 2: Hi Danielle, you're on bull Chat HIV chat. How are
Speaker 2: you good? What's going on? Are you calling and said
Speaker 2: that you can't come into record? I am calling to
Speaker 2: tell you that I'm well.
Speaker 1: I'll talk you off the.
Speaker 2: Air, okay, bold Chat, Okay, I will text you. But
Speaker 2: hello to all the bold chatters out there. This doesn't
Speaker 2: sound like good news, Danielle. It's not bad news. Is
Speaker 2: Are Andrew and I going to be doing the Halloween
Speaker 2: episodes by ourselves? No, you are not. Okay, good for
Speaker 2: me later. Oh we're gonna wait, Danielle. Okay, bye. I
Speaker 2: know what that means.
Speaker 1: She's not coming in tomorrow. That's what that means. Well,
Speaker 1: back to the NCIS. September of two thousand and three
Speaker 1: was the first episode. Okay, that's insane. That means next
Speaker 1: year is going to be twenty years of NCIS name.
Speaker 1: This is where it is.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you. My grandparents were still alive then.
Speaker 2: They definitely watched the first episode.
Speaker 1: My grandma was in love with n CIS. She would
Speaker 1: watch it all the time. And then they had spinoffs
Speaker 1: n CIS New Orleans.
Speaker 2: Why why do they show this? Why? And they show
Speaker 2: it during dinner time usually stupid a holes.
Speaker 1: I hate that he doesn't like the quitting cigarettes commercial
Speaker 1: because the New York see the blood.
Speaker 2: The New York state. They play these cigarette commercials. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: They used to play ones where they would have open
Speaker 2: chest cavities. Now and then they played the woman the deformed. Yeah, smoking,
Speaker 2: the deformed faced lady, and now they're playing the vomiting
Speaker 2: blood one choking up blood. Why why I get people
Speaker 2: that smoke are not gonna be like that guy. So
Speaker 2: I'm not smoking anymore. No, Gregg t used to laugh
Speaker 2: at those commercials. He'd be like, okay, great, okay, I
Speaker 2: don't know that it works. All it does is gross
Speaker 2: out other people. Sorry, sorry, it's a lot you were
Speaker 2: talking about. What now? Okay, n cis two thousand and three.
Speaker 2: Grandma loved it, went to London.
Speaker 1: What'd you say she loved it went to didn't? Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly all right. On that note, thank you all so
Speaker 1: much for I have to go fifteen, I have to go.
Speaker 2: I need to pack up. Oh you have to go now? Oh?
Speaker 2: In that case, let me just start saying random things.
Speaker 2: I remember a show. Now, how much do you have
Speaker 2: to go? How many percent? I don't know. It shouldn't
Speaker 2: bother you whatever I say. So, how's your alopecia still there?
Speaker 2: There's nothing you could take to help that. I've tried. Really, yeah,
Speaker 2: I've tried.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do no shape November again. So it gets
Speaker 1: covered up during that time?
Speaker 2: Wait? Wait, so it just grows or you grow around it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it grows around it.
Speaker 2: Can you see it though? Like if you left your chin,
Speaker 2: is there a hole? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But the hair starts going over it, so it's almost like, yeah,
Speaker 1: if like I had a beard, then I would be
Speaker 1: able to like almost part it like the Red Sea
Speaker 1: got it all right? Well, on that note, thank you
Speaker 1: all so much for listening. We appreciate you, We love you.
Speaker 1: We'll be back on Monday with a brand new episode
Speaker 1: of uh Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: I'm not really sure if Danielle is going to be
Speaker 2: in it now. I got to see what she texts.
Speaker 1: I don't think she will be so well, we'll figure
Speaker 1: it out. Maybe the following week will be a nice Oh.
Speaker 2: No no, we've already pushed her off so long a rit. Okay, Well,
Speaker 2: let's work around people's schedules.
Speaker 1: Hi, I wouldn't. I think we're good. I think we're good,
Speaker 1: all right. In other news, let's all say clink clink
Speaker 1: by Oh, I gotta have to go to Cools and
Speaker 1: buy a shirt. I need help, Okay, Well, get another
Speaker 1: great graphic tea.
Speaker 2: I'm sure, No, no, I need them. I need assure.
Speaker 2: How do you measure yourself? Because you can't take them
Speaker 2: out of the packages. I don't know what size I am.
Speaker 2: How do you do that? Like I used to be
Speaker 2: like seventeen something. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You're definitely not seventeen. I'd say you're sixteen and a half.
Speaker 2: What do I take it out of the package? Try
Speaker 2: it on, just throw it on the floor if it
Speaker 2: doesn't fit. Yeah, they sell dress shirts. Yeah, but they're
Speaker 2: nice with the pins and they're folded. Yeah. I don't
Speaker 2: think you're supposed to open those.
Speaker 1: No, you can, really, they let you in the dressing room.
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, bye, everybody, see you