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Speaker 1: not now, not now, thirty minutes from now, it begins.

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Speaker 1: All right, it's Thursday. It's been a long week. It's

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Speaker 1: time for us all to unburden ourselves. And here's how

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do this. You're gonna call in, not for

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Speaker 1: not yet, not yet, not yet. Half hour from now.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna call him and you're going to unload. You

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Speaker 1: pet peeve about your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend. And again I

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Speaker 1: want to be clear, this is lighthearted. Please don't call

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Speaker 1: in and tell me your husband smells and you're leaving

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Speaker 1: him tomorrow. Please do nothing like that. This is supposed

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Speaker 1: to be fun, like, hey, he snores or something like that. Now,

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Speaker 1: that's fine. She can't cook, but she thinks she can.

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Speaker 1: That's fine. Please don't bring us all down here. But

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Speaker 1: that's gonna be a half hour from now. And if

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Speaker 1: Half hour from now. But let's get to a couple

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Speaker 1: of emails first. I mean to I always ask doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse Friday might as well clear some of these out. Oh,

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Speaker 1: part time radio host, that's not nice. You're always expounding

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Speaker 1: Can you do a fellow army infantry grunt a favor

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Speaker 1: and let the bar eat? Yes, I can. My boys

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Speaker 1: I'm six to eight. He's fourteen years old. I measured

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Speaker 1: him last night because he's already he's fourteen and already's

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Speaker 1: starting to think he's hot. Snot, especially because we're teaching

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Speaker 1: him how to do it. We've always raised in to

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Speaker 1: be very, very independent, and now we're doing that even more.

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Speaker 1: They're digging into more and more things. You can make

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Speaker 1: to go measure him a bunch. Now he's five eleven

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Speaker 1: at fourteen, Oh yeah, Chris, Hey, he's got these big

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Speaker 1: don't want to talk about it, Chris said, basketball. Start listen.

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Speaker 1: Here's the deal, all right. I made it a deal

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Speaker 1: going to be that father who shoved my kids into

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Speaker 1: and the competition. Right, go win, go be number one.

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Speaker 1: I'm always trying to get them. I like to win

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Speaker 1: at everything. I don't. I don't like to lose. I

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Speaker 1: did I want? What did I want? As a dad? Football? Basketball, baseball,

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Speaker 1: That's what I wanted, what I'm wanted. And my oldest son,

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Speaker 1: on and playing baseball. No, dun, I'm gonna go play legos.

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Speaker 1: more emails. So I just got Jesse machine gun. Kelly.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to thank you what for saying what we've

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Speaker 1: new one for years. Now. It's about time someone stood

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Speaker 1: We want to cause we've talked before about me, Chris Michael.

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Speaker 1: That's part of why we love the job. We feel

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Speaker 1: like we're helping someone. Anytime we get an email, Man,

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Speaker 1: you make my day better. I drive to school with you.

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Speaker 1: I'm struggling with addiction and it helps. I'm in prison.

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Speaker 1: We have a bunch of guys in prison who listen

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Speaker 1: more important cause than these Kleenex companies that put too

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Speaker 1: We've all had it. We're onto the game now, all right.

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Speaker 1: is you're providing me with frustration. Yeah, that's that's all

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Speaker 1: It has become something that is way beyond anything that

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Speaker 1: anti communists at Chalk who are doing that. They're providing

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Speaker 1: that testosterone. And by the way, meatheads, I got an

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Speaker 1: the Chalk ladies that answer the phone, please? Yes, they're lovely. Yes,

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Speaker 1: hammering them off. And now it's gotten to the point

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Speaker 1: where I'll do it with people in the room and

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Speaker 1: I'm not thinking about it. I walk up and the

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Speaker 1: lights on and I just bit turning off and someone

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Speaker 1: will be what seriously, And I'll look and they're reading

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Speaker 1: a magazine or something like that. Speaking of magazine, you

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Speaker 1: know how I've told you before. By the way, we'll

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Speaker 1: get back to these in a second. Eight seven seven

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Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three. I have two

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Speaker 1: different things. One we have breaking news. It's journalists. Jesse.

434
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Speaker 1: There's just no one better. We love Jesse. He's the best. Jesse.

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Speaker 1: Please kiss my baby, yess Jesse, Jessie, Jessie, Jessie. Senator

436
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Speaker 1: Cucumber also known as John Fetterman, you know, he's been

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Speaker 1: hospitalized with depression. We just got word that he will

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Speaker 1: be out soon. So I think I speak for everyone

439
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 1: in the Jesse Kelly Show family when I said excited

440
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 1: to have him back in the Senate knocking out legislation

441
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Speaker 1: for all of us. So that's a good thing. That's

442
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Speaker 1: one too. Before I get back to these pet Peeve calls.

443
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Speaker 1: The wife had surgery, right, So here's the problem. She's

444
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Speaker 1: one of these busy body types that never stops moving ever.

445
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 1: But when she had surgery, she has she has to rest.

446
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: She has to rest, so she's bored to tears. She can't,

447
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: can't take it anymore. I decide last night, I'm gonna

448
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Speaker 1: stop at the grocery store and I'm gonna pick up

449
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: some chips in some caso. But while i'm there, I

450
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 1: decided let me get her something to do. I'm at

451
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,119
Speaker 1: the checkout ale, I look to my right and I

452
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Speaker 1: see the slow cooker I see the Slow Cooker Recipe magazine.

453
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Speaker 1: So it's got all these recipes in it for slow

454
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Speaker 1: cooker meals. I thought, wow, she would enjoy that. That

455
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Speaker 1: would be nice for her, and it gets pick up

456
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Speaker 1: some new recipes. You should have seen how grateful she

457
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: was when I brought her that. For some reason, she

458
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 1: didn't think that was as nice and romantic as I did.

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Speaker 1: Sorry for trying to help, Brody Atlanta pet Peeve go, Hey, heife,

460
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 1: So my woman is awesome. She is an incredible cook.

461
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 1: But I swear to God, she has a narcolepsy. She

462
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: can sit down on the couch and in five seconds

463
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 1: she will be passed out. And I even got her

464
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Speaker 1: a female vitality stack trying to hear it hadn't had

465
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Speaker 1: to work yet. I can stay on and keep her

466
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Speaker 1: taking it Brody, that's hilarious. You know that might actually

467
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Speaker 1: be a blessing. That might be a real blessing. Then

468
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 1: then you always get credit. Remember it's all about credits

469
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 1: and debits. Then you get credit. Hey, honey, let's sit down.

470
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna spend time with you. And then boom, she

471
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Speaker 1: knocks out World War two documentary going on the TV.

472
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Speaker 1: Let's turn off this lame crap and she can sleep

473
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Speaker 1: through it while you're learning about Stalin phil and Colorado.

474
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: All right, they all want me to go shopping, and

475
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: her clothes is the worst. I will wear a pair

476
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Speaker 1: of underwear until they're like Swiss cheese to avoid going

477
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Speaker 1: to the store. But the last one wanted me to

478
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Speaker 1: go to Dede's discount some kind of you know, it's

479
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,639
Speaker 1: like a Ross or a TJ Max or something. I

480
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 1: didn't want to go. We got into a tiff. Tell

481
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Speaker 1: you what. Three days later that was. It couldn't do

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Speaker 1: it eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three.

483
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: I'm glad we are unburdening ourselves tonight. Let's get these

484
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 1: pet peeves out in the open. One guy's girlfriends picking

485
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Speaker 1: her nose with her hair. Now she knows it's got

486
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Speaker 1: to stop. What Chris, Then she's cutting it. It's fine. Hey,

487
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Speaker 1: you know what I've got. I got a pet peeve.

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Speaker 1: People who don't take care of their dog. That's my

489
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Speaker 1: pet peeve. Now I know you love your dog. I

490
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 1: know you take care of your dog. We love our puppies,

491
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: but we really don't give them the nutrition they need.

492
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: They don't get it. I never knew this, to be honest,

493
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: I never realized this. All my dogs would eventually develop problems.

494
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 1: We always had what we had airdales when I was

495
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Speaker 1: a kid, and then we had yellow labs and chocolate labs,

496
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Speaker 1: and now we've got Fred the Golden Doodle, which who's

497
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 1: not a designer dog. But the dogs, they always get

498
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: these hit problems. They're always getting hit problems. Always their

499
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 1: eyes are going to crap. They have digestive problems. I'll

500
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 1: always puking something up. Oh I love rough greens. Rough

501
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: greens is not only all natural. It's giving my dog

502
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 1: nutrition he's never had. I wish I could go back

503
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Speaker 1: in time and give rough greens to all my dogs,

504
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: but I can't. I am giving rough greens every day

505
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Speaker 1: to Fred. I will say that I was called out

506
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Speaker 1: by email. Somebody said, why are you feeding Fred? As

507
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: rough greens too complicated for miners to manage. Her name

508
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: is Shelley. Shelley, I am a fat liar. I actually

509
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: don't feed Fred. The kids feed Fred, but they put

510
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Speaker 1: rough greens on his food. So when I say I

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Speaker 1: mean more, we either way free jumpstart trial bag, rough

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Speaker 1: greens dot com, slash Jesse all right now, American IQ's

513
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: are dropping. They say it's not a bad thing, and

514
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: your pet Peeve calls hang on, miss something. There's a podcast,

515
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: get it on demand wherever podcasts are found, The Jesse

516
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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. And it

517
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: also occurs to me that I haven't reminded you in

518
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Speaker 1: a while that Tomorrow's asked doctor Jesse Friday. Get your

519
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: questions emailed in right now, because all three hours are

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Speaker 1: about you Tomorrow. Ask me anything. Jesse at Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: Show dot com, Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

522
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Speaker 1: Who get back to these pet peeve calls in a second,

523
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: because they're freaking hilarious. But I go back to something

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Speaker 1: that we've talked about before on the show. People wonder now,

525
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 1: a lot of people wonder, now, why are kids this

526
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: next generation? Why are they so listless and demoralized and unmotivated?

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00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: Uniquely soon I'm not dumping on them. It's not their fault, Remember,

528
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: it's it's You can't ever blame it on the kids.

529
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: They just got here. Why is this a problem? You

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00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: have kids out there now they don't want to drive.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy to me. Who we wanted. We were dying

532
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: of driving before we got a car. We wanted a bicycle.

533
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: Why this is the next best thing. You're you're on

534
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: your own, you're free, you're at Why what's happening? Well,

535
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: what's happened is we've allowed this cultural Marxist filth to

536
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: infiltrate every part of our society. And so what they're

537
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: teaching kids today, every part of our society. You know

538
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: what it teaches kids today that there is no such

539
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Speaker 1: thing as achievement. There is no great, there's no bad.

540
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 1: Everything's just kind of there. That's that's part because remember,

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Speaker 1: equality is a myth. Equity is obviously a myth. Equality

542
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 1: is a myth too. But we're telling kids, no, no,

543
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: he's not better than you. She's not better than you.

544
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: He's not better at a basket ball than you are.

545
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: She's not a better student than you are. She's not this,

546
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 1: she's not that. We have a Victorious Secret here in

547
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: the mall. And you know how you used to shield

548
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: your kid's eyes when you walk by Victorious Secret because

549
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: you didn't want your boys to grow up too fast.

550
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: I can take my kids into place now because half

551
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: the chicks on there look like they ain't the old

552
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: Victorious Secret models. We don't even have hot models anymore.

553
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 1: Now we have nothing because there is no nothing. There's

554
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: no pretty, there's no ugly, there's no good, there's no bad,

555
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 1: there's no smart, there's no smart, there's no there's no nothing.

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00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: This headline just sums it up perfectly. American IQs are dropping.

557
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: It's not necessarily a bad thing. These people really do.

558
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: They want to bring everyone down to the lowest level,

559
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: the lowest level of what, the lowest level of everything.

560
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: There's actually a term out there now that these people,

561
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: I'm talking college professors at the elite level. There's a

562
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: term they use. Now this is real. You're gonna you're

563
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: gonna laugh and to enroll your eyes. Go look it up. Ableism.

564
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm not making that up. What is able ism? Well,

565
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 1: if you're able to do something, if I'm able to

566
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: well I'm six eight. If I'm able to reach the

567
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: top shelf in the grocery store and you not, well

568
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: that's not something I should do because you're not able

569
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: to do it and I am, and it might make

570
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: you feel bad. This is a reality of it. And

571
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 1: we've saturated these kids with this, and now we teach

572
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: them there's nothing to achieve. There's no nothing. You're just

573
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: just meant to just wander through the ether. Kids, Ignore

574
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: that crap. You go achieve, You go dominate this society,

575
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: Go dominate everything, Go be number one. Win. You know,

576
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: it's better than just being listless and nothing matters. Winning.

577
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: I love winning. Winning is the best. It's my favorite

578
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 1: thing in the world. I love it all right, Well,

579
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: maybe not my favorite thing in the world, but it's

580
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: it's up there with red Law. Put you that way, what, Chris,

581
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: it's up there? Are you just jealous because you can't

582
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: eat red lobster Chris. Everyone knows by now, Karen Ohio

583
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: pet peeve? What is it? Yes, I'm actually sharing one

584
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Speaker 1: of my husband's pet peeves about me. My husband is

585
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: a big, mighty oak of a man, and because of that,

586
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: he's laid back, steady, because he doesn't have to worry

587
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: about anything. I'm a little more driven, a little fiery.

588
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 1: And we are driving down the road one day and

589
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: I tend to be a more aggressive driver than he is.

590
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: We're coming up to the turn. I'm approaching it faster

591
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 1: than what he's comfortable with. So he's going to turn here,

592
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: turn it, turn right here, turn right here. So I

593
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: take the turn with a little bit of attitude and

594
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: then pull alf. And so I look at him and go,

595
00:33:55,160 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: actually it was turned left here. He just looks at me,

596
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: very calmly and says, I never love you more than

597
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: when you correct me. Guys like you get along well,

598
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:19,720
Speaker 1: Joel Colorado, go yeah. My wife never puts anything back

599
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,839
Speaker 1: where it belongs. I'm always having to call her cell

600
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 1: phone so she can find her cell phone. She takes

601
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,240
Speaker 1: everything out of her takes anything out of the refrigerator.

602
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: She always puts her back on the top shelf. She

603
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: couldn't find her cell phone one time, and I kept

604
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: calling it called, couldn't find it, and I'm looking everywhere,

605
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: and as a practical joke, I decided to check the freezer,

606
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: and sure enough, you know what, I've got. The flip

607
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: side of that, in my house, the wife is one

608
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 1: of these organizational freaks. So if you leave something out

609
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: on the counter, especially if someone's coming over, if you

610
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: leave something out, if I come home, and if I

611
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Speaker 1: take off my gun, if I take off my glock

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Speaker 1: in which I sometimes do when I were, walk in

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Speaker 1: the house right away, and I'll set it down right

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00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,839
Speaker 1: where I walk in the house. Sometimes I'll come back

615
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: in an hour or two, the glock's not there anymore.

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00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: And then, what God forbid, She's already gone to bed.

617
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,959
Speaker 1: Now I'm trying to hunt through the house for a gun.

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00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: These are the problems we face. Look, eventually I'll find

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Speaker 1: my gun, and then I'll go lay down on my

620
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Speaker 1: my pillow two point zero, besider, and I'll rest peacefully.

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Speaker 1: Now it's not because I'm not agitated about having to

622
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Speaker 1: find the gun. It's because my pillow two point zero

623
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Speaker 1: has temperature regulating thread. Did I tell you what happened

624
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 1: to me yesterday here in the studio. Remember I told

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Speaker 1: you the air conditioning and everything's been broken, So it's

626
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 1: been frigid in here, and we've been cranking up the

627
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: heat trying to make it not fifty degrees in the office,

628
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Speaker 1: but it's never worked well. I end up knocking out

629
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Speaker 1: for a little twenty minute nap the studio because everyone

630
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Speaker 1: knows I'm a top five napper on the planet. Not

631
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Speaker 1: that I would brag about that, but I just happened

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