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<v Speaker 1>Calgary Audio. What's up? You brought a soccers welk up

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<v Speaker 1>to another episode of When I Soccer with Michael Blackson

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<v Speaker 1>and my co host Chinese best friend is here? Whoa?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for listening. How's everything going Chinese? Very good? Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>You know every podcast people always wondering what kind of

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<v Speaker 1>clothing you're wearing. It looks very extravagant, like you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to a high school prom in a college graduation at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time. What are you wearing? Michael Blackson? Goodness, gracious,

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<v Speaker 1>when is that guy versuch? You gonna sign you a

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<v Speaker 1>contracts on my floor? I need a contract man. They

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<v Speaker 1>need to pay me to wear their fucking clothes. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you're still paying for that. It should

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<v Speaker 1>be free, relievable. The African king have comedy, Michael Blackson,

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<v Speaker 1>wearing your clothing every day? Still have no contract? They

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<v Speaker 1>should be paying a million dollars every time you wear it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lot of money. I'll be changing clothes every second, Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't underestimate your fame, Michael blocks, So you're pretty famous.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't really Maybe I'm just humbled man. No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not how famous am I? You're pretty famous. I was

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<v Speaker 1>looking at your TikTok analytics. You had over one point

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<v Speaker 1>seven billion views on TikTok alone. Do everybody have that

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<v Speaker 1>many views on TikTok? Yeah, and it's facts. I have

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<v Speaker 1>it on my phone. I could shoot them. Is the

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<v Speaker 1>real views? It earned? It not? You didn't pay for

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<v Speaker 1>none of this. No. I worked for Mosaka podcast. They

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<v Speaker 1>don't pay much. We haven't got paid yet anyways, it's

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<v Speaker 1>been six months, but there's no way I would be

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<v Speaker 1>paying for what they say you were faster. That's probably

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<v Speaker 1>why I think you were faster. You have to eat.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you wearing? Myth? This is some more free clothes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's one of your friends. D m me after you

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<v Speaker 1>gave me that last uh triple o g the first episode,

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<v Speaker 1>I think right, he's like, oh my god, thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>wearing my clothing. Uh the Gary Owen Show. I was

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<v Speaker 1>wearing that one triple o G. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then this guy gave me like fifty of them

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<v Speaker 1>for a lot of Thank you so much. That's good man.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're listening to sing Chinese best from some clothes

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<v Speaker 1>and do me a favorite, I'm not sending on your

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<v Speaker 1>clothes because I'm not gonna wear it unless it's for

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<v Speaker 1>Stay on the Flower. Oh. We I've been so many

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<v Speaker 1>places in my life. I've sung a lot of songs,

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<v Speaker 1>and I sing this song for you. You're turning Chinese

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<v Speaker 1>best friend, Mike, You're pretty good. Luther vandros Ain't got

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<v Speaker 1>shipped on you? You think so? Yeah? You think If

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<v Speaker 1>I don't make it as a comedian, I could make

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<v Speaker 1>it as a singer. Yeah. You should be a singer,

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<v Speaker 1>like a love song, like a wedding singer. Like just

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<v Speaker 1>like Afro afro beat, this slash love song singer. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>like afro beat mixed with R and B. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 1>should have that Affro R and B. Yeah, you'll be

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<v Speaker 1>a perfect match. But you sing better than me. Could

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<v Speaker 1>you sing that? What's that song you be? Oh? I know,

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<v Speaker 1>let me take a ship first. I've sing one song.

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<v Speaker 1>What song is that? It's gonna be a duet? Sing

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<v Speaker 1>that fri Ince Andatra song, which one I only know

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<v Speaker 1>how to sing, the Stevie Wonder song. Now the time

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<v Speaker 1>is near, and now the time is near, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I face the final curtain. M And where's the fucking lyrics?

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<v Speaker 1>We don't tell his best friend I love that song. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse I stay my case of which I'm certain, my friends, Huh,

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<v Speaker 1>I've lived life that's full. I've traveled it and every

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<v Speaker 1>high way and more much more than this. I did it,

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<v Speaker 1>my ring. Hold up, we're done yet. Regrets. I've had

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<v Speaker 1>a few and no regrets. Had a bet too, but

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<v Speaker 1>too few to mention, my friends. I'll stay clear. I

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<v Speaker 1>state my case of which I'm certain. Right, where's Brendan?

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<v Speaker 1>We need the rest? I did it, I did it

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<v Speaker 1>my who Hey, Mike, we should perform right like a no?

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<v Speaker 1>Not the Grammys were in the bathroom. Yeah, that would

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<v Speaker 1>be great. I mean there's no audience. Should be we

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<v Speaker 1>should be fineral singers. Yeah, because right now, especially COVID,

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<v Speaker 1>the only one is going to be in the funeral

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<v Speaker 1>is the dead man. There's no audience, that's right, So

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<v Speaker 1>we can't funk up their ears. Yeah, we even though

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<v Speaker 1>we don't know. The lyrics were good. That's a great idea,

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<v Speaker 1>singer doing COVID. Oh, Mike, you want to see the rest?

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<v Speaker 1>I love you know? Yes, there were times or the

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<v Speaker 1>one second we gotta be Yeah, we all gonna be together.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't do this together. Chinnes's best friend. I like

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<v Speaker 1>that part right there, and a good choice. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>end is near. It's so I face the final curtain.

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<v Speaker 1>My friends. I'll say clear, I'll state my case, of

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<v Speaker 1>which I'm certain I've lived a life that's food. I

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<v Speaker 1>traveled each and every high way. I more much more

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<v Speaker 1>in this. I did it my way. Regrets I I've

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<v Speaker 1>had a few, butter then again, too f you to mention.

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<v Speaker 1>I did what I had to do. I saw it

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<v Speaker 1>through without examon. I plan each charting course, each careful

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<v Speaker 1>step along the bye way, and more much more than this,

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<v Speaker 1>I did my way. Yes, there were times I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>you knew when I bit off more than I could

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<v Speaker 1>you do. When that went out, I ate it up

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<v Speaker 1>and spit it out. I faced it all. And notice

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<v Speaker 1>the tall and my way. What has a gun not himself?

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is different version. This is the wrong one.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the German version, Michael, I got the German version,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have the gun of vision. Oh, for goodness, gracious,

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<v Speaker 1>no wonder why we sounded like Mariah Carey and boys

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<v Speaker 1>the man not on their prime, like now when they

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<v Speaker 1>say you got a good voice, man, especially if this

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<v Speaker 1>thing don't work out with podcasts you should try off

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<v Speaker 1>like American Idol or something. Oh, probably not, I'm too old. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you have to be doing American Idol? I

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<v Speaker 1>think you have to be like seventeen to twenty one

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<v Speaker 1>or something for real. No, I don't know. Probably we

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<v Speaker 1>gotta be something like a senior citizen version of it

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<v Speaker 1>coming up soon, like a senior Idol. Yes, who's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be the freaking guy? Nam? What is that? The judge

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<v Speaker 1>probably Lana Richie Stevie Wonder And the guy from the

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<v Speaker 1>verses the other day was the guy that did the

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<v Speaker 1>song where r Kelly was his name? Oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a bunch of them, Steve. It's still no good man,

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<v Speaker 1>those guys like in the early thousands. Man, it's still good.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the craziest show I've ever seen that. I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't that. You know. Their alphice alone made me just

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<v Speaker 1>as I had a turn. They just Mike for two years,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen twelve senior citizens hang out with each other.

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<v Speaker 1>They must got the Johnson and Johnson COVID shots. What what? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's there? They probably had the Johnson Johnson just one shot,

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<v Speaker 1>did you know that? Yeah? The other ones is like

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<v Speaker 1>two shots. You take one, and like three weeks later

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<v Speaker 1>they took another shot. Johnson Johnson is one shot, but

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<v Speaker 1>I guess that's giving it to get the niggas. Johnson

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<v Speaker 1>Johnson one shot. Yeah, I know who's the guy that

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<v Speaker 1>made it? Magic Johnson. Yeah, you're smart. Is that why

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<v Speaker 1>it's called Johnson Johnson? Mike, you should join Jeopardy. You're

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<v Speaker 1>fucking pretty intelligent. What is Magic Johnson? Yeah, he's the

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<v Speaker 1>he's the spokesperson. Wait for the Johnson Johnson shot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got do will check that Chinese best he love

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<v Speaker 1>to fucking much. I got my news from Gunna News exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>It's real news. It's not real news, maybe not real time,

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<v Speaker 1>but is there anything close to the crazy nigue On news?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's you. Yeah, it's pretty close. That's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, So let's see what's what's going on before

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<v Speaker 1>I even bring my guests. Let me see why. How

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<v Speaker 1>can I relate my guests or something besides just um

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<v Speaker 1>uh sex? Oh? It s a x x X goodness.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the first ofme, I saw how she was

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<v Speaker 1>like on Instagram. I'm not sure what I was watching,

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<v Speaker 1>but I knew I had a lout of lotion around

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<v Speaker 1>like Johnson and Johns baby, Johnson and Johnson baby. That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how it relates. Johnson Johnson baby oil. Oh, that's

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<v Speaker 1>how I relate to my guests. Really yes, so um

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<v Speaker 1>that means you're gonna take it Jonson and Johnson cod

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<v Speaker 1>tell you I'm not taking I'm too I'm not taking

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<v Speaker 1>a shot to they make me take it. They have

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<v Speaker 1>to put a gun to my head, like, Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta take this shot. No, No, I wouldn't take you

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<v Speaker 1>unless it's gonna suck up my money, Like if I

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<v Speaker 1>needed to make money, Like if I'm about to take

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<v Speaker 1>a flight to somewhere, they say not without a COVID shot,

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm gonna take my shot. Bet, I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be forcing to taking a shot. Yeah, I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to wait like a year. I guess, right, maybe in

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<v Speaker 1>a year that Mike Johnson Johnson might be like eight

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<v Speaker 1>percent effected, because right now Johnson Johnson is like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>sixty percent something like that. I'm like the other thirty

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<v Speaker 1>six percent inside what it needs like breast milk inside

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<v Speaker 1>to make it complete. Yeah, I can't believe that Johnson

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<v Speaker 1>and Johnson, uh made by magic Johnson is I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>is it really made by magic Johnson? Huh? Yeah, sixty

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<v Speaker 1>sixty sounds like a freaking shiki on his free through.

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<v Speaker 1>Or I think he's probably worse. I think he's thirty

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<v Speaker 1>three percent. Well, yeah, when I think about Johnson Johnson,

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<v Speaker 1>I dont think about Johnson Johnson baby, or because I

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<v Speaker 1>used a lot of that watching my next guest. Really yes,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Uh, and I've done a lot of funniest

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<v Speaker 1>things with her. She's got a great sinse to him

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<v Speaker 1>or sexiest fuck ladies and gentlemen. Let's give a big

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<v Speaker 1>hand for I call a cake. I vs H Gee's

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<v Speaker 1>goodness v h S. I've asked some shot that you

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<v Speaker 1>can actually take. Yeah, him him, and he needs a shot.

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<v Speaker 1>His girlfriend just broke up with him like she broke

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<v Speaker 1>up me every three hours ago, every month? Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Black st Angel? Here? Can I get we get a glass?

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<v Speaker 1>We need a shot? Okay, Okay, she's here, she's I

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<v Speaker 1>think she's drunk. What's naught yet? V h s. Huh

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<v Speaker 1>is it like? Uh, we're gonna find out what the

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<v Speaker 1>ki kids? Thanksful? Her dog? Oh? Why this dog looked

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<v Speaker 1>like me? Come on, chatchy, you can't be over here, Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna need to get a microphone for the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Come here, Chatchy shot shot shot shot shot shot shot

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<v Speaker 1>shot shot shot shot shot, shot, shot shot. Everybody shot

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<v Speaker 1>shot shot shot Chachy for real, for real, though you

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<v Speaker 1>cannot be Does he have an Instagram? Yes? Shout out

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<v Speaker 1>to CHATCHI a sage. That's my daughter, y'all my dogger.

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<v Speaker 1>I guarantee you this dog has more followers than me.

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<v Speaker 1>She has Like, is that jud who coming at their

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<v Speaker 1>dog's ass? No, that's just an asshole? Is dark? Asshole? Black?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe black? And I've never seen my asshole really cheerous

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<v Speaker 1>quadruple shot cheers Michael, right friend, Oh yeah, uh, we

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<v Speaker 1>forget the dog? Shut shut? Is that for tron? Spicy kakekake?

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<v Speaker 1>What's popping? It ain't much man, How you been every

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<v Speaker 1>looking good? Thank you? I gained a couple of quarantine

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<v Speaker 1>weight though it look good on you. Man. You see,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never been a big I'm never not into like

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<v Speaker 1>skinny girls. Man. I like, I like when you make love.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear block block block block block block

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<v Speaker 1>block see block block block block block block skinny girls

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<v Speaker 1>like I want some block block block block block block.

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<v Speaker 1>So what a kick kicks does an initial stance for something? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess like when I made up my name,

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<v Speaker 1>I used to smoke a lot of weeds. So my

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<v Speaker 1>name is Mikayla. So everybody called me KK Kayla, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's just KK and then like supposed to be kake,

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<v Speaker 1>cush Ka cash whatever you can see it. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>the K kid, it's not a stand on. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>like uh, key shop Coco Vagina, have my whole or

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<v Speaker 1>something at my house. Okay. That means that it just

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<v Speaker 1>she was pripp. In other words, the bish was high

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<v Speaker 1>when she came up with this name, okay, or more

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<v Speaker 1>like they already had my name already, you know, so

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<v Speaker 1>I had to make up something. That's right, the kid

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<v Speaker 1>has already gone, so she didn't know. I'm just put

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of letters together and I know it's available. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's got to be a VET. So that was how

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<v Speaker 1>you made your name? Yes, Oh that's amazing. I really

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was an upgrade for well, she was not

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<v Speaker 1>born back then, you know VHVCR and then VHS. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember you know, remember VHS was the Nickelodeon ones and

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<v Speaker 1>it used to be orange. He used to be orange. Yet, Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know VHS the tape cassette, VHS and VCR

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<v Speaker 1>R and then VHS VC. You put the VHS in

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<v Speaker 1>the VCR. Oh that's how it is. Yeah, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>put your taking a vagina mother. Okay, maybe that's what

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<v Speaker 1>it meant, but you just didn't know. So she VH

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<v Speaker 1>So is she the VHS, She's the VCR. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the v h CR like that, I'm the v

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<v Speaker 1>h S. I'm a long movie too, like Titanic. Oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Titanic house as long as fun? What was another long

0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:33.840
<v Speaker 1>movie dressed? Titanic was long as fun? Like God, you

0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:37.040
<v Speaker 1>just drowed this boat already, So go to a sequel.

0:17:37.440 --> 0:17:40.320
<v Speaker 1>Even when the boat goes under water, it's still going.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole movie is still They still playing music. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>why can't this guy playing the piano? Was he play?

0:17:46.280 --> 0:17:49.720
<v Speaker 1>They're playing whatever? The violin? Yeah, I used to play

0:17:49.800 --> 0:17:54.359
<v Speaker 1>the violent Yeah, because I just thought you just plowed yourself.

0:17:54.400 --> 0:17:58.080
<v Speaker 1>I had no idea here like us other instruments besides

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<v Speaker 1>your titties and your vagina. You bring your veiling because

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear it. No, I did not bring

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<v Speaker 1>my I played the viola, but you didn't bring it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a mini cello. It has like you actually

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<v Speaker 1>played you played in church. No, I didn't. I played

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<v Speaker 1>it at school. I went to art school. Oh she

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<v Speaker 1>went to a good school, not public school. I went

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<v Speaker 1>to public school, but I also went to performing art

0:18:24.840 --> 0:18:28.520
<v Speaker 1>school all night. So what did you learn and perform instruments?

0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:32.760
<v Speaker 1>You learn your art that you like, Like I was

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<v Speaker 1>a string student, so I played in the orchestra. But

0:18:35.760 --> 0:18:38.960
<v Speaker 1>they have like band, they have art, they have like

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<v Speaker 1>broadcasting or whatever, like you can learn how to do

0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:46.480
<v Speaker 1>text stuff and stuff like like, yeah, I didn't stick

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<v Speaker 1>with it that long though, only just for like primary

0:18:49.440 --> 0:18:53.000
<v Speaker 1>school and middle school. And when did you realize that

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<v Speaker 1>your pussy is worth more than the college degree? Three

0:18:56.480 --> 0:19:01.880
<v Speaker 1>minutes three months into college, I was like, I'm I'm like, um,

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to pay this girl. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you can make I'm making a lot of money. I

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<v Speaker 1>will pay you to finish this class. And then she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't do that. And I'm like, she's like,

0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:18.400
<v Speaker 1>that's technically cheating. I'm like that that's my security guard.

0:19:20.320 --> 0:19:22.359
<v Speaker 1>Come and grab this money for me. Your time. Phood

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<v Speaker 1>is here. Yeah, Mike, you should really think about getting

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<v Speaker 1>a dog. It's it's real nice to have a dog, Mike,

0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:37.760
<v Speaker 1>because you know what, it's it's good, especially right now

0:19:37.760 --> 0:19:40.920
<v Speaker 1>when your girlfriend breaks up with you every month. When

0:19:40.920 --> 0:19:44.080
<v Speaker 1>your girlfriend breaks up with you every month, a dog

0:19:44.280 --> 0:19:46.520
<v Speaker 1>will never break up with you. All they wanted the

0:19:46.680 --> 0:19:49.800
<v Speaker 1>dog was gonna take a ship ship in my fucking house.

0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:53.080
<v Speaker 1>And it's just like a baby. Man, it's a child.

0:19:53.560 --> 0:19:56.080
<v Speaker 1>Is your girlfriend? That's my baby? You know what? Everywhere

0:19:56.119 --> 0:19:57.879
<v Speaker 1>you see me, you see my dog. Though I know,

0:19:58.200 --> 0:19:59.760
<v Speaker 1>I just thought you just pick up dogs and where

0:19:59.760 --> 0:20:05.760
<v Speaker 1>you I know it's the same carrying around when she

0:20:05.760 --> 0:20:08.320
<v Speaker 1>when she to pick up a straight dog and just

0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:11.800
<v Speaker 1>start holding a dog. So dog is? You have dogs

0:20:11.840 --> 0:20:16.520
<v Speaker 1>or cats? I actually have a cat too. I think

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<v Speaker 1>i've seen a catting alive before. Really, I have a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful cat and I also have another one coming to

0:20:22.760 --> 0:20:25.600
<v Speaker 1>the dog in along with the cat. Yes, loves cats.

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<v Speaker 1>They both is a female and male, two females. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I have a male, a spinx cat and naked

0:20:31.840 --> 0:20:36.080
<v Speaker 1>cat coming spins. You have a male cat, a female cat,

0:20:36.119 --> 0:20:39.360
<v Speaker 1>and a female dog. Have you ever caught him having

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<v Speaker 1>like a three, so I'm not going to when heat.

0:20:44.960 --> 0:20:47.280
<v Speaker 1>I feel like she'd be trying to hump the cat.

0:20:47.520 --> 0:20:52.200
<v Speaker 1>But I don't know. Is that like being is the girl? Yeah,

0:20:52.200 --> 0:20:55.400
<v Speaker 1>they can't get pregnant, it's different. Is she a lesbian dog?

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<v Speaker 1>I think so? Maybe? Bye? Yeah? Yeah, she looks like

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<v Speaker 1>a boy the way it works, she might be because

0:21:04.800 --> 0:21:12.600
<v Speaker 1>she's like a boy. I'm confused. And then she not me.

0:21:13.440 --> 0:21:20.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm confused. Do babies? And maybe one more coming? I

0:21:20.160 --> 0:21:23.399
<v Speaker 1>don't know. Well, your grand might be pregnant. And maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I was after the last year about the vegan lady

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<v Speaker 1>might become vegan? So maybe would you ever become? Will

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<v Speaker 1>you ever be vegan? I was vegan for six months.

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<v Speaker 1>I lost twenty pounds and like two months though, whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. How did that look at you? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you like? How you didn't? I didn't really like it?

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<v Speaker 1>But I love cheese, so I couldn't stay vegan. You

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<v Speaker 1>love cheese? Is it white? Because it's like you like milk.

0:21:48.080 --> 0:21:49.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't like milk. I'll drink how you don't like? No?

0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:52.199
<v Speaker 1>But I said you pour milk all over yourself on

0:21:52.240 --> 0:21:57.159
<v Speaker 1>tory But that was almond milk. Oh yeah, milk. It's

0:21:57.200 --> 0:22:01.480
<v Speaker 1>different milk. It's for lactose intolerance. Like you, Michael Blossom.

0:22:01.840 --> 0:22:03.879
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm like that. I drink milk. I just

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<v Speaker 1>do you get one milk it's good for you. I

0:22:06.640 --> 0:22:13.000
<v Speaker 1>don't do milk at up. What's your favorite SI? I like,

0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:16.960
<v Speaker 1>there's a special k with yogurt and bar special you know,

0:22:17.000 --> 0:22:23.160
<v Speaker 1>because it's okay every kiss biggin that's the fucking jewelry, motherfucker.

0:22:25.160 --> 0:22:27.400
<v Speaker 1>What's your favorite? I stopped drinking milk, so I don't.

0:22:27.440 --> 0:22:30.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't do Syria anymore. But my favorite cereal, you know,

0:22:31.119 --> 0:22:34.680
<v Speaker 1>was my favorite Sis? Yes? For goodness, yes, whoever guess

0:22:34.800 --> 0:22:37.840
<v Speaker 1>my favorite cereal cereal? I was gonna say that it's

0:22:37.880 --> 0:22:40.520
<v Speaker 1>not sweet enough. I'm African. I like it fruit loops,

0:22:40.720 --> 0:22:44.119
<v Speaker 1>I know, fasted flakes. Nope, I like I used to like.

0:22:44.680 --> 0:22:50.720
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't my favorite. Nope? What else is there? Goddamnit?

0:22:51.080 --> 0:22:55.280
<v Speaker 1>It's not sweet enough. Couple puffs yet it's getting warm.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that too, but that was my favorite. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, tricks have tricks? Yeah? I like hose

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<v Speaker 1>um Hey, Mike, don't tell us yet. We want to

0:23:07.880 --> 0:23:09.879
<v Speaker 1>think about it. I want you to get keep guessing

0:23:10.400 --> 0:23:17.760
<v Speaker 1>what netter did you start? Electro mic? What letter starts

0:23:17.840 --> 0:23:27.480
<v Speaker 1>with a C? Checks cap captain motherfucker crn Captain crunk?

0:23:27.600 --> 0:23:34.080
<v Speaker 1>Would you cheating? You know why because I'm the captain now.

0:23:36.440 --> 0:23:38.920
<v Speaker 1>Captain Crunch is my favorite sive. And then then he

0:23:39.000 --> 0:23:42.639
<v Speaker 1>came out crunch berries and all those. But then I stopped.

0:23:42.680 --> 0:23:47.879
<v Speaker 1>I stopped drinking milk, old milk. I like very creamy

0:23:47.920 --> 0:23:52.520
<v Speaker 1>old milk. She likes you like everything creamy. I would say,

0:23:52.720 --> 0:23:56.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm creamy. So all right, so let's get to the

0:23:56.280 --> 0:24:00.640
<v Speaker 1>good part. Okay, she got three months into howled you said,

0:24:00.680 --> 0:24:04.879
<v Speaker 1>this is not for me. Yeah. Uh, God wants me

0:24:04.920 --> 0:24:07.320
<v Speaker 1>to do something else with my life, to make every

0:24:07.680 --> 0:24:10.359
<v Speaker 1>purple in the world happy, to make every man happy.

0:24:12.320 --> 0:24:14.960
<v Speaker 1>God bless you. He blessed you with everything though. I mean,

0:24:15.040 --> 0:24:17.760
<v Speaker 1>there's nothing like a nice thick woman you have. Like

0:24:18.840 --> 0:24:21.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm a good I'm very good at guessing broadsides. Let

0:24:21.280 --> 0:24:24.239
<v Speaker 1>me try again to that you did you did um

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<v Speaker 1>like You're gonna guess this one through the hold on,

0:24:27.600 --> 0:24:34.920
<v Speaker 1>let me get my comra. Hold on. Well, she's yeah,

0:24:34.960 --> 0:24:39.760
<v Speaker 1>but I feel like I'm going out of a double See. Okay,

0:24:39.800 --> 0:24:45.400
<v Speaker 1>I was absolutely really close at all and then um,

0:24:45.560 --> 0:24:49.200
<v Speaker 1>all right, so um now you make your money of

0:24:49.720 --> 0:24:54.639
<v Speaker 1>just it's the only fans. It's like your favorite place. Um,

0:24:55.480 --> 0:24:59.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean Instagram, Instagram period, because you do a lot

0:24:59.280 --> 0:25:01.159
<v Speaker 1>of you do a lot of. I mean the thing

0:25:01.200 --> 0:25:03.800
<v Speaker 1>about Instagram, you had to you had to grow your following.

0:25:03.920 --> 0:25:06.200
<v Speaker 1>What I made a post the other day and I said, listen,

0:25:06.560 --> 0:25:08.280
<v Speaker 1>if you're trying to come to Hollywood and be a start,

0:25:08.760 --> 0:25:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Hollywood is closed. That's real. Yeah, we're no longer hiring stars. Okay,

0:25:17.040 --> 0:25:20.280
<v Speaker 1>if you're trying to be a start in a hiring

0:25:20.680 --> 0:25:23.160
<v Speaker 1>it's closed down. You have to go on social media

0:25:23.200 --> 0:25:25.200
<v Speaker 1>and make a name for yourself and become your own star.

0:25:26.160 --> 0:25:28.040
<v Speaker 1>You found a way to make yourself your own star.

0:25:29.080 --> 0:25:32.639
<v Speaker 1>You have like crazy following, like six million, six million,

0:25:32.760 --> 0:25:38.800
<v Speaker 1>congratulations six point four six point four six point And

0:25:38.920 --> 0:25:41.879
<v Speaker 1>not only that, I mean I'm at one point that

0:25:41.960 --> 0:25:44.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean, shut your page down. They shut down my page.

0:25:44.680 --> 0:25:47.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh how many do you have when your page got

0:25:47.560 --> 0:25:49.719
<v Speaker 1>shut down? Well, my page has been shut down over

0:25:49.800 --> 0:25:53.040
<v Speaker 1>twenty times now. For twenty times. Remember I had my

0:25:53.160 --> 0:25:54.800
<v Speaker 1>old when I first met you. I believe I had

0:25:54.880 --> 0:25:57.960
<v Speaker 1>my old page. I didn't even have my page that

0:25:58.119 --> 0:26:00.760
<v Speaker 1>now you have at that time, Oh my god, Bruno, yes,

0:26:00.880 --> 0:26:03.239
<v Speaker 1>I remember you, yes, because the page you have had

0:26:03.280 --> 0:26:08.880
<v Speaker 1>like remember and they made me and then that week

0:26:09.040 --> 0:26:13.760
<v Speaker 1>you got your page back. Remember, remember you have good memory.

0:26:13.960 --> 0:26:16.960
<v Speaker 1>You took the vegan girl's advice and started eating something

0:26:17.080 --> 0:26:20.400
<v Speaker 1>or something. Yeah, I you know what, I stopped eating

0:26:20.440 --> 0:26:24.960
<v Speaker 1>the assay. Yeah what year was this motherethersucker two weeks ago.

0:26:26.640 --> 0:26:30.680
<v Speaker 1>It's really improving on your mental The thing we're eating,

0:26:30.680 --> 0:26:32.520
<v Speaker 1>the ask I think it has it takes a lot.

0:26:32.680 --> 0:26:37.440
<v Speaker 1>It's like how and then they start sweating. It's just

0:26:37.520 --> 0:26:40.160
<v Speaker 1>like it has to be perfect. The ass gotta be perfect.

0:26:40.200 --> 0:26:42.440
<v Speaker 1>I'll be an ass that you have to notice as

0:26:42.600 --> 0:26:44.359
<v Speaker 1>very well, because you have to be used to every

0:26:44.640 --> 0:26:47.760
<v Speaker 1>body or though like everybody had, everybody have their own personals,

0:26:48.359 --> 0:26:51.080
<v Speaker 1>bodies older really I mean not in a good way,

0:26:51.160 --> 0:26:54.040
<v Speaker 1>not nothing bad like your own body, smell whatever. You

0:26:54.119 --> 0:26:55.720
<v Speaker 1>gotta be used to that to like going. You just

0:26:55.800 --> 0:26:57.920
<v Speaker 1>don't eat as on the first date Chinese best friend,

0:26:59.280 --> 0:27:03.480
<v Speaker 1>have you eate as before? Yeah, my Chinese baby mama,

0:27:03.560 --> 0:27:06.880
<v Speaker 1>that's it. No, No, I didn't know that was pussy. Yeah,

0:27:06.920 --> 0:27:10.600
<v Speaker 1>that was pussy. That was I never had as yet. Yeah,

0:27:13.960 --> 0:27:18.880
<v Speaker 1>my tongue is aspergeon. So all right, so let's let's

0:27:18.920 --> 0:27:22.080
<v Speaker 1>get back to what made you? Who that tongue? That

0:27:22.240 --> 0:27:27.159
<v Speaker 1>tongue is? What did it? Oh? Yeah, holy crap, it

0:27:27.320 --> 0:27:32.040
<v Speaker 1>was a tongue for me, Michael Blackson. She should be

0:27:32.240 --> 0:27:37.000
<v Speaker 1>in a net geo channel. Her tongue is so long?

0:27:37.080 --> 0:27:42.280
<v Speaker 1>What then is that Jill's graphic? How long is it?

0:27:42.359 --> 0:27:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever measured your tongue? Well? I mentioned my

0:27:44.960 --> 0:27:48.280
<v Speaker 1>tongue a couple of times, and I feel like it grows.

0:27:48.359 --> 0:27:50.480
<v Speaker 1>And then ashurance, you know, I just gotta do tongue.

0:27:51.840 --> 0:27:54.239
<v Speaker 1>Do you know you gotta try to touch your back

0:27:54.280 --> 0:27:57.800
<v Speaker 1>and your thought with your tongue. Uh, then said, oh

0:27:57.880 --> 0:28:03.400
<v Speaker 1>my god, you know, just gotta move it around. Yeah, Michael,

0:28:03.440 --> 0:28:05.800
<v Speaker 1>you just gotta move it around more. You're not moving

0:28:05.840 --> 0:28:10.040
<v Speaker 1>your tongue enough nowadays. Now did you did you did?

0:28:10.240 --> 0:28:12.480
<v Speaker 1>Did you get extension from Dr Miami on new tongue

0:28:12.560 --> 0:28:15.560
<v Speaker 1>or that was? No? This is my tongue since I

0:28:15.680 --> 0:28:20.760
<v Speaker 1>was born. Who congrat you are? You haven't your making?

0:28:20.800 --> 0:28:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Have something else? Yes? Have your making and have Salvadorean. Wow.

0:28:25.200 --> 0:28:27.560
<v Speaker 1>So your parents met like the immigration office where the

0:28:27.640 --> 0:28:32.240
<v Speaker 1>mine very close to immigration. But at college in Florida.

0:28:33.280 --> 0:28:39.240
<v Speaker 1>Florida's like the border to Cubans. Everything else did the same. Colorge,

0:28:39.240 --> 0:28:46.080
<v Speaker 1>you dropped out on down the street. So what were

0:28:46.120 --> 0:28:51.120
<v Speaker 1>you studying when you was in school? Business management? But

0:28:51.400 --> 0:28:54.080
<v Speaker 1>you still use that, Yeah, I used. I used a

0:28:54.160 --> 0:28:56.640
<v Speaker 1>little bit. Because now you're making money and you you

0:28:56.760 --> 0:29:00.440
<v Speaker 1>gotta account for your money. Are you good? You pretty

0:29:00.480 --> 0:29:02.720
<v Speaker 1>good counting on your money? Yeah? Or you have help?

0:29:03.680 --> 0:29:09.040
<v Speaker 1>I have accounting. Now, look at that. When I just started,

0:29:09.440 --> 0:29:11.240
<v Speaker 1>I had to learn how to do taxes. I was

0:29:11.280 --> 0:29:15.320
<v Speaker 1>doing taxes. When I just started doing Instagram, she was

0:29:15.360 --> 0:29:20.120
<v Speaker 1>doing taxes. See, she's just not all t puts her ass.

0:29:20.200 --> 0:29:23.800
<v Speaker 1>She's brains too, very intelligent, very intelligent. Nothing like an

0:29:23.800 --> 0:29:28.080
<v Speaker 1>intelligent woman. Yeah, nothing like an intelligent woman with a

0:29:28.200 --> 0:29:33.280
<v Speaker 1>nice as a nice set of titties. Congratulations. I hate no,

0:29:33.440 --> 0:29:35.240
<v Speaker 1>there's nothing like it. Sometimes a lot of girls with

0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:39.720
<v Speaker 1>big titties are stupid, usually because the brains going toties. Yeah,

0:29:40.600 --> 0:29:44.640
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, but her titties is smart, Like, she's smart.

0:29:44.720 --> 0:29:49.640
<v Speaker 1>She got smart titties, smart as smart ass and Mike,

0:29:49.760 --> 0:29:54.000
<v Speaker 1>we forgot to talk about her. Uh, she's got more

0:29:54.120 --> 0:29:58.040
<v Speaker 1>jewelry than think she's six and than nine. You see

0:29:58.080 --> 0:30:02.560
<v Speaker 1>that right, So that's all Johnny Dang Yeah, oh, Johnny Dang. Yeah,

0:30:02.600 --> 0:30:08.000
<v Speaker 1>it's Mike's friends. He's he's um Asian too, Yeah, I've

0:30:08.000 --> 0:30:10.000
<v Speaker 1>seen him. All Asians don't know each other. You know,

0:30:10.240 --> 0:30:14.520
<v Speaker 1>we don't know each other. I only know Michael Blockson

0:30:14.840 --> 0:30:19.320
<v Speaker 1>and I'm not Asian. Jackie Chance, that's what doesn't know you. Yeah,

0:30:19.600 --> 0:30:22.160
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't know me, Johnny Dang. He's what is he?

0:30:22.920 --> 0:30:30.400
<v Speaker 1>What is he? He name? He is Vietnamese? Really good food. Yeah, okay,

0:30:30.920 --> 0:30:34.560
<v Speaker 1>so now what let's see you because everything I think, Okay,

0:30:34.600 --> 0:30:38.760
<v Speaker 1>that's the time, but it's short one Johnny Dane needs

0:30:38.800 --> 0:30:42.560
<v Speaker 1>to make longer, like just like look at that and

0:30:42.720 --> 0:30:45.840
<v Speaker 1>this is the banana because I'd be doing sucking videos

0:30:45.920 --> 0:30:48.000
<v Speaker 1>and stuff and then I have another one coming on

0:30:48.120 --> 0:30:51.320
<v Speaker 1>the way. What are you gonna have next? A popsicle?

0:30:53.320 --> 0:30:56.600
<v Speaker 1>So the time is looking a popsicle in the banana. Wow,

0:30:57.640 --> 0:31:01.760
<v Speaker 1>that looks expensive, Yeah, he looks. Yeah, she got the

0:31:01.880 --> 0:31:04.520
<v Speaker 1>only fans, shout out, the only fans. That's right, they're

0:31:04.520 --> 0:31:08.280
<v Speaker 1>paying their bills, right. What's like, what's the best month

0:31:08.360 --> 0:31:13.760
<v Speaker 1>you have? Like quarantine for whole quarantine? Amazing about the

0:31:13.800 --> 0:31:17.000
<v Speaker 1>house Off of that? What did you ever make a

0:31:17.080 --> 0:31:20.480
<v Speaker 1>hundred grand a month. Yet over Michael Black said, do

0:31:20.600 --> 0:31:27.120
<v Speaker 1>not underestimate my couci. She made one of the fucking president.

0:31:29.160 --> 0:31:31.960
<v Speaker 1>The president make a hundred grand a month. No, they don't.

0:31:33.360 --> 0:31:36.920
<v Speaker 1>That makes fucking four hundreds a year. That's not the

0:31:37.080 --> 0:31:41.080
<v Speaker 1>makes They just control more money, but their paycheck. They

0:31:41.160 --> 0:31:44.480
<v Speaker 1>got the power to control billions of dollars, but their

0:31:44.520 --> 0:31:47.840
<v Speaker 1>paycheck is really four hs a year. You make one

0:31:47.880 --> 0:31:51.640
<v Speaker 1>of the president, your pussy makes more than they makes

0:31:51.680 --> 0:31:55.440
<v Speaker 1>more than Brad Pitt and Angelina Joe licombined to gather.

0:31:55.960 --> 0:31:59.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know about that. She didn't say what you made.

0:32:00.040 --> 0:32:02.680
<v Speaker 1>She makes morning the man that runs the greatest country

0:32:02.720 --> 0:32:05.239
<v Speaker 1>in the world. Okay, how Coochie is worth more than

0:32:05.480 --> 0:32:10.160
<v Speaker 1>Joe Biden? Wow, I didn't know that. And Camela Harris, well,

0:32:10.280 --> 0:32:12.080
<v Speaker 1>that means I made more than a president of a

0:32:12.200 --> 0:32:16.040
<v Speaker 1>year and a month. Agent made more of Kamala Harris. Okay,

0:32:16.560 --> 0:32:20.719
<v Speaker 1>and your agent make temper. Will you make more than

0:32:20.760 --> 0:32:26.640
<v Speaker 1>the president? Is true? That is true in one month

0:32:26.840 --> 0:32:30.200
<v Speaker 1>Motasucker during quarantine. But we're not going to talk about

0:32:30.240 --> 0:32:33.479
<v Speaker 1>that right now because the rs you know, I've been

0:32:33.520 --> 0:32:37.160
<v Speaker 1>shot already. I'm not trying to get robbed and shot shot.

0:32:37.560 --> 0:32:41.920
<v Speaker 1>You forgot, Michael, I tell you everything, and you forgot

0:32:41.960 --> 0:32:45.000
<v Speaker 1>that I was shot. You got shot, refreshing my mom.

0:32:45.640 --> 0:32:51.480
<v Speaker 1>I got shot. I got shot in twenty nineteen. The

0:32:51.600 --> 0:32:59.400
<v Speaker 1>other day now eighteen Easter Sunday. Where were you like

0:32:59.600 --> 0:33:04.760
<v Speaker 1>last week? Yes, I got shot on Easter Sunday and um,

0:33:04.880 --> 0:33:06.720
<v Speaker 1>I was out in a park. They were doing Easter

0:33:06.800 --> 0:33:11.400
<v Speaker 1>egg Hunt everything, a talent show, and like the people

0:33:11.440 --> 0:33:13.480
<v Speaker 1>started arguing. I guess they had beef in the streets

0:33:14.040 --> 0:33:16.760
<v Speaker 1>and they started arguing, and then you start hearing shots.

0:33:16.840 --> 0:33:21.400
<v Speaker 1>Five yeah, three people got shot and I got shot

0:33:21.480 --> 0:33:27.840
<v Speaker 1>and it broke my rib, bruised my lung, broke my shoulder. Yeah,

0:33:27.920 --> 0:33:30.400
<v Speaker 1>straight through my whole body and it's and it stated

0:33:30.520 --> 0:33:34.280
<v Speaker 1>my body. I got Dr Miami took it out for

0:33:34.360 --> 0:33:40.280
<v Speaker 1>me that I loved. Dr Miami. A surgeon couldn't do

0:33:40.400 --> 0:33:43.440
<v Speaker 1>it because they was trying to do like an investigation

0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:46.040
<v Speaker 1>and I'm just trying to get this thing out. It

0:33:46.080 --> 0:33:48.160
<v Speaker 1>started making me break out. You know that metal is

0:33:48.200 --> 0:33:50.480
<v Speaker 1>like really bad for you and stuff like that. My

0:33:50.600 --> 0:33:52.760
<v Speaker 1>back was breaking out where it was coming through, Like

0:33:53.440 --> 0:33:56.600
<v Speaker 1>your body removes what's not needed in your body, so

0:33:56.800 --> 0:33:59.520
<v Speaker 1>like kept pushing it to the surface because it stopped

0:33:59.560 --> 0:34:02.200
<v Speaker 1>by my spine and it just kept moving and moving

0:34:02.200 --> 0:34:06.920
<v Speaker 1>it could and I when I, um, I just got shot.

0:34:06.960 --> 0:34:08.839
<v Speaker 1>They were like, oh my god, Like when I did

0:34:08.920 --> 0:34:11.680
<v Speaker 1>the MR right and everything, they were like, it's like

0:34:12.880 --> 0:34:15.600
<v Speaker 1>like an inch from your heart and like a couple

0:34:15.640 --> 0:34:18.839
<v Speaker 1>of seven meters from your spine. Like that the worst did.

0:34:18.920 --> 0:34:21.360
<v Speaker 1>You're just lucky. You even do nothing. You just in

0:34:21.400 --> 0:34:24.120
<v Speaker 1>the wrong place of the wrong tim I never thought

0:34:24.160 --> 0:34:27.520
<v Speaker 1>that could really happen. Like I'm always curious, like whenever

0:34:27.560 --> 0:34:29.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm driving the highway, I'll be scared like another car

0:34:30.120 --> 0:34:34.200
<v Speaker 1>and just fly into mind that too, and you get

0:34:34.280 --> 0:34:36.080
<v Speaker 1>real paranoid, and I could be like I'm right here

0:34:36.080 --> 0:34:37.920
<v Speaker 1>and these people arguing it and boom, you could get

0:34:37.960 --> 0:34:40.600
<v Speaker 1>shot just like that. Well, thank god you made it up.

0:34:40.640 --> 0:34:51.880
<v Speaker 1>You made it through a tough woman. Block block block block,

0:34:53.360 --> 0:34:59.160
<v Speaker 1>She's alive. Thank you. I'm glad you're here because then

0:34:59.160 --> 0:35:03.000
<v Speaker 1>I would have had no one, a jerk off bullet

0:35:03.040 --> 0:35:10.040
<v Speaker 1>would have went to the wrong fucking part of your body. No,

0:35:10.280 --> 0:35:16.160
<v Speaker 1>I think it was Yeah, I got a forty block

0:35:16.280 --> 0:35:21.240
<v Speaker 1>forty damn strong. Wow, So you made what the president

0:35:21.320 --> 0:35:23.080
<v Speaker 1>making the whole year. She made that in one month

0:35:23.400 --> 0:35:29.799
<v Speaker 1>doing quarantine. Thank god she made money. I lost money.

0:35:29.920 --> 0:35:33.080
<v Speaker 1>I lost I just because much I lost was listening

0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:37.080
<v Speaker 1>to me. I don't worry. My nobody listens to part Na.

0:35:37.640 --> 0:35:41.960
<v Speaker 1>My baby mother listens to it. I'm sure only Nigeria

0:35:42.080 --> 0:35:45.480
<v Speaker 1>worked up for. But yet, well, hey, it worked out.

0:35:45.520 --> 0:35:47.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad it worked out for. You made some money.

0:35:48.080 --> 0:35:51.360
<v Speaker 1>He brought you a house. Congratulations. Hold up, yes, we

0:35:51.440 --> 0:35:53.080
<v Speaker 1>need a shot. We need a shot. You know what

0:35:53.200 --> 0:35:57.320
<v Speaker 1>it's like to be like I mean, that's like a

0:35:57.560 --> 0:36:04.440
<v Speaker 1>dream come true. As a black said, we never bought nothing, right,

0:36:05.280 --> 0:36:08.200
<v Speaker 1>and they're coming from Jamaica. You come from jam Jamaican

0:36:10.760 --> 0:36:14.640
<v Speaker 1>parents probably poor, right nothing, and then now you know

0:36:14.760 --> 0:36:17.359
<v Speaker 1>you can go and buy your own house. They're very

0:36:17.400 --> 0:36:20.040
<v Speaker 1>proud of me. I would say, did you know that

0:36:20.160 --> 0:36:24.520
<v Speaker 1>your is pussy money? I feel like my dad doesn't know,

0:36:25.120 --> 0:36:29.560
<v Speaker 1>but my mom kind of knows. It's a fisher mother

0:36:29.600 --> 0:36:32.440
<v Speaker 1>suck at. My Patreon page is now live my weekly

0:36:32.480 --> 0:36:36.240
<v Speaker 1>Titty Tuesday and to work on Thursdays, moving exclusively to Patreon,

0:36:36.640 --> 0:36:39.040
<v Speaker 1>where they would no longer be sensor about the social

0:36:39.120 --> 0:36:42.680
<v Speaker 1>media companies. I would also be sharing daily updates plus

0:36:42.960 --> 0:36:47.359
<v Speaker 1>show announcements here first see you on Patreon. Your mother

0:36:47.440 --> 0:36:53.759
<v Speaker 1>saw cuts because I've been on your own life with

0:36:53.840 --> 0:36:56.359
<v Speaker 1>you before. Your mom has been a house and I mean,

0:36:56.400 --> 0:36:58.759
<v Speaker 1>you don't think you're a doctor or nothing, right, No, No,

0:36:58.960 --> 0:37:03.959
<v Speaker 1>she knows that. She'll be like, yeah, I support my daughter.

0:37:05.760 --> 0:37:08.280
<v Speaker 1>She's twerking on life. When I first started doing Instagram,

0:37:08.320 --> 0:37:10.959
<v Speaker 1>remember I was sucking vegetables and stuff, and my aunt

0:37:11.080 --> 0:37:15.000
<v Speaker 1>called her. It was like your doctor a porn star.

0:37:16.400 --> 0:37:21.000
<v Speaker 1>She's sucking food. She deep tuning but the Internet. And

0:37:21.080 --> 0:37:23.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, I'm just like, oh my god, mommy,

0:37:25.040 --> 0:37:27.200
<v Speaker 1>and she's like, no, my dactor would never do something

0:37:27.280 --> 0:37:32.880
<v Speaker 1>like that for the internet. Your auntie said that. And

0:37:32.920 --> 0:37:35.080
<v Speaker 1>when your mom said, but you give me my money,

0:37:35.160 --> 0:37:38.600
<v Speaker 1>She's like, oh no, she's deep through for the Lord. Yeah,

0:37:40.960 --> 0:37:43.239
<v Speaker 1>you know when Jamaican women hit a certain age, they

0:37:43.239 --> 0:37:45.800
<v Speaker 1>are all about the Lord. Yes, yes there was a

0:37:45.840 --> 0:37:48.719
<v Speaker 1>Hootie MoMA back in the day. But anything with your mom,

0:37:48.800 --> 0:37:51.600
<v Speaker 1>your mom probably she loves you to jet. When your

0:37:51.640 --> 0:37:55.000
<v Speaker 1>parents love you, you can't can't nothing you like you

0:37:55.080 --> 0:37:57.840
<v Speaker 1>say about you infect them. Like my daughter is a

0:37:57.880 --> 0:38:00.040
<v Speaker 1>good girl. I want to hear as my mother and

0:38:00.200 --> 0:38:02.719
<v Speaker 1>my mom don't I might have ten bitches. My mom

0:38:02.840 --> 0:38:06.799
<v Speaker 1>thinks I'm the best holy son ever. You know, maybe

0:38:06.920 --> 0:38:10.600
<v Speaker 1>this and I'm just being treated wrong by those ten bitches.

0:38:12.360 --> 0:38:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Can't I can't do nothing wrong in my mother's eyes

0:38:15.200 --> 0:38:19.120
<v Speaker 1>because I'm only My mom has eight children. Because I'm

0:38:19.160 --> 0:38:22.600
<v Speaker 1>not want to take scared mom, so I keep anybody

0:38:22.680 --> 0:38:24.799
<v Speaker 1>any My brother tries to say about me to my mom,

0:38:25.520 --> 0:38:29.440
<v Speaker 1>she don't want to hear. No. No, man, Mike just

0:38:29.560 --> 0:38:32.360
<v Speaker 1>had four something with four bitches. I don't want to

0:38:32.400 --> 0:38:35.480
<v Speaker 1>hear Mike. It's a good guy. He's probably playing for

0:38:35.560 --> 0:38:41.520
<v Speaker 1>the women, because yeah, you're not. You're hating brother. Mom.

0:38:41.600 --> 0:38:43.680
<v Speaker 1>I had a forceome, Mike. You didn't mean him have it.

0:38:44.520 --> 0:38:47.000
<v Speaker 1>He was forcing into it four women to attack to

0:38:47.000 --> 0:38:50.520
<v Speaker 1>you and started sucking your dick without your permission. I

0:38:50.560 --> 0:38:53.239
<v Speaker 1>already know what happened. You're a good boy, Mike. They

0:38:53.360 --> 0:38:57.200
<v Speaker 1>just grab your balls for no reason. For beautiful women

0:38:57.320 --> 0:39:00.239
<v Speaker 1>just grab your balls and and you're digging balls, Mikey.

0:39:01.280 --> 0:39:02.960
<v Speaker 1>She's probably like he was just trying to make me

0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:05.879
<v Speaker 1>a Grandchild's trying to give me a beautiful grandchild. You're

0:39:05.920 --> 0:39:08.719
<v Speaker 1>hitting it as broke as you broke, brother, Get out

0:39:08.760 --> 0:39:14.000
<v Speaker 1>of here. Mike is a good child. Look like you're

0:39:14.080 --> 0:39:17.280
<v Speaker 1>a good joke. You build your mother a whole school

0:39:17.920 --> 0:39:21.479
<v Speaker 1>in Ghana. It's been built, it's not ready yet. Maybe

0:39:21.480 --> 0:39:23.640
<v Speaker 1>she'd come and teach them how to make money? Can

0:39:23.719 --> 0:39:27.160
<v Speaker 1>you teach you? And she would teach them sometimes, you know.

0:39:27.520 --> 0:39:29.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean I could can come and teach them how

0:39:29.160 --> 0:39:32.759
<v Speaker 1>to like sell the at least I'm not selling. I'm

0:39:32.760 --> 0:39:36.480
<v Speaker 1>not selling well online. I mean just you know, Yeah,

0:39:36.560 --> 0:39:39.600
<v Speaker 1>you're right. Online is good. Only fans is good. It's

0:39:39.640 --> 0:39:43.560
<v Speaker 1>safe anybody. But I think it's safer than stripping to

0:39:43.680 --> 0:39:47.000
<v Speaker 1>make fours in a month or like, I mean, people

0:39:47.000 --> 0:39:49.400
<v Speaker 1>will request you to they want to picture of the

0:39:49.520 --> 0:39:52.400
<v Speaker 1>inside of your asshole for like thousand dollars. Yeah, and

0:39:52.480 --> 0:39:55.080
<v Speaker 1>they like want like pictures of your feet moving, and

0:39:55.200 --> 0:39:57.719
<v Speaker 1>like they want you to spit on your toes and

0:39:57.800 --> 0:40:00.560
<v Speaker 1>they want you to like do some weird what's the

0:40:00.640 --> 0:40:05.240
<v Speaker 1>weirdest thing you ever had? Somebody? Actually do they want? Okay,

0:40:05.360 --> 0:40:07.920
<v Speaker 1>So some people be asked for some crazy stuff, Like

0:40:08.440 --> 0:40:10.960
<v Speaker 1>I would say the weirdest one is like they'd be

0:40:11.040 --> 0:40:14.080
<v Speaker 1>asking me a series of questions like if I was

0:40:14.120 --> 0:40:17.920
<v Speaker 1>a rice green, would you swallow me? Yeah? And then

0:40:18.000 --> 0:40:20.400
<v Speaker 1>they were like okay, Like people want to see you

0:40:20.640 --> 0:40:23.839
<v Speaker 1>like the back of your throat, They want to see

0:40:24.280 --> 0:40:25.960
<v Speaker 1>all the way in your mouth. Let me see your

0:40:26.200 --> 0:40:30.120
<v Speaker 1>whole whole mouth. Everything they want to see you take,

0:40:31.560 --> 0:40:34.480
<v Speaker 1>They want to see you ship ship. I didn't know

0:40:34.600 --> 0:40:37.399
<v Speaker 1>somebody would pay for that. I think eighteen times a day.

0:40:39.120 --> 0:40:43.080
<v Speaker 1>I cannot. I cannot do that though this time my

0:40:43.239 --> 0:40:46.359
<v Speaker 1>ship would have been making me money. No, mothersucker, it's

0:40:47.719 --> 0:40:52.600
<v Speaker 1>her only her ship, only that our ship. Somebody would

0:40:52.600 --> 0:40:56.719
<v Speaker 1>pay us not to do it. And the thing is

0:40:56.800 --> 0:40:59.400
<v Speaker 1>like I only use the restroom one time a day. Really,

0:41:00.320 --> 0:41:02.800
<v Speaker 1>so somebody said that there's a thousand dollars. Can you

0:41:02.880 --> 0:41:04.480
<v Speaker 1>take a shape? Now? You ain't gonna so do you

0:41:04.560 --> 0:41:07.279
<v Speaker 1>go take some fucking Bapti business. They're gonna make you

0:41:07.320 --> 0:41:10.360
<v Speaker 1>enough ship, some lexatives. You can make the styles and

0:41:10.440 --> 0:41:13.239
<v Speaker 1>dollars real quick. I mean I have never done and

0:41:13.520 --> 0:41:16.560
<v Speaker 1>I feel I feel like that's like the that's so open.

0:41:16.640 --> 0:41:18.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to explain it, but like that,

0:41:19.280 --> 0:41:21.560
<v Speaker 1>would you make them pay before you take this ship?

0:41:22.080 --> 0:41:25.040
<v Speaker 1>How does the whole thing work? You're gonna take a

0:41:25.120 --> 0:41:28.760
<v Speaker 1>chance of taking a ship for free? Oh yeah, on instagra,

0:41:29.320 --> 0:41:32.000
<v Speaker 1>on only fans. You send a video and you lock

0:41:32.120 --> 0:41:36.480
<v Speaker 1>it until they send the money to unlock it. Yeah. Wow,

0:41:36.960 --> 0:41:39.520
<v Speaker 1>that's pretty good. So good. What is the most that

0:41:39.600 --> 0:41:43.239
<v Speaker 1>somebody pay for like one video or something? Um, only

0:41:43.320 --> 0:41:46.560
<v Speaker 1>fans have a limit right now. It never used to

0:41:46.640 --> 0:41:52.160
<v Speaker 1>really be like that and something dollars You could send

0:41:52.400 --> 0:41:55.040
<v Speaker 1>the video video and chopped the chopped the pieces to

0:41:55.120 --> 0:41:57.800
<v Speaker 1>get the whole video, and two hundred each chopped the

0:41:58.200 --> 0:42:03.000
<v Speaker 1>piece all the slick way, so that could be two.

0:42:03.400 --> 0:42:07.200
<v Speaker 1>So it's like first videos like in the second one

0:42:07.280 --> 0:42:20.280
<v Speaker 1>like and dollars. Wow, three ms and up. Yeah that's

0:42:21.640 --> 0:42:26.279
<v Speaker 1>that's longer. So can you? Um, when you think you're

0:42:26.320 --> 0:42:29.680
<v Speaker 1>retired from this, I mean we use young yall? You

0:42:29.760 --> 0:42:33.440
<v Speaker 1>got another you probably for another one, just turn so

0:42:33.560 --> 0:42:40.719
<v Speaker 1>I could I got a dachiki order than you. My

0:42:40.800 --> 0:42:45.000
<v Speaker 1>outfit that's older than you for real, Damn, you got

0:42:45.040 --> 0:42:48.360
<v Speaker 1>a long way to go. Well maybe if I have

0:42:48.440 --> 0:42:52.600
<v Speaker 1>a kid, um, well, don't have whatever. Somebody pay you

0:42:52.760 --> 0:42:54.839
<v Speaker 1>ten thousand to give birth to your kid for only

0:42:54.960 --> 0:42:59.759
<v Speaker 1>fans like a video of you. That's too cheap. Yeah,

0:42:59.800 --> 0:43:04.719
<v Speaker 1>that's cheap. Ten thousands, that's too cheap. What can They're

0:43:04.760 --> 0:43:15.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna have to cut some diapers motherfucker hair unluck for

0:43:16.239 --> 0:43:17.520
<v Speaker 1>So if he had a baby, would you be up

0:43:17.560 --> 0:43:21.320
<v Speaker 1>toave your daughter had only friends? Um, I feel like me.

0:43:23.280 --> 0:43:25.759
<v Speaker 1>I feel I would. I would be upset because my

0:43:25.880 --> 0:43:28.640
<v Speaker 1>daughter shouldn't have to be have to do that because

0:43:28.640 --> 0:43:30.360
<v Speaker 1>I already went through that. I already went through that.

0:43:31.120 --> 0:43:33.359
<v Speaker 1>I took it for the team. Motherfucker's Yeah, that would

0:43:33.400 --> 0:43:36.399
<v Speaker 1>be so disrespectful. I feel like, you know, I left

0:43:36.400 --> 0:43:38.120
<v Speaker 1>my mom's house when I was seventeen, Like I ran

0:43:38.200 --> 0:43:42.400
<v Speaker 1>away everything, and I started kidnapp just ran away. I

0:43:42.480 --> 0:43:44.640
<v Speaker 1>ran away because I felt like I was being treated right.

0:43:46.280 --> 0:43:49.279
<v Speaker 1>And I started dancing and started making money, and like

0:43:49.440 --> 0:43:51.560
<v Speaker 1>I thought money was a thousand dollars, you know what

0:43:51.640 --> 0:43:54.439
<v Speaker 1>I mean. So then like I moved on from there,

0:43:54.480 --> 0:43:57.160
<v Speaker 1>and then I started doing Instagram and it just kept

0:43:57.239 --> 0:43:59.800
<v Speaker 1>growing and I was able to take care of myself.

0:44:00.400 --> 0:44:03.479
<v Speaker 1>So I feel like my child shouldn't go through that. Wow,

0:44:03.760 --> 0:44:07.160
<v Speaker 1>she's a nice girl. So no, I mean, somebody subscribe.

0:44:07.840 --> 0:44:11.120
<v Speaker 1>How many subscribers do you have? You know, a lot,

0:44:11.440 --> 0:44:14.680
<v Speaker 1>like hundred and not a thousand. I have a hundred

0:44:14.760 --> 0:44:17.120
<v Speaker 1>thousand on one of my pages. A hundred and nineties

0:44:17.120 --> 0:44:21.680
<v Speaker 1>seven thousand? Is that a free page or is that

0:44:21.800 --> 0:44:23.719
<v Speaker 1>a free one. I have a free page, and I

0:44:23.840 --> 0:44:26.680
<v Speaker 1>have a paid page, and I have ten eleven twelve

0:44:26.760 --> 0:44:30.520
<v Speaker 1>thousand on my my page. I think, I don't know,

0:44:30.800 --> 0:44:32.520
<v Speaker 1>but the free pages where they all paid for the

0:44:32.560 --> 0:44:34.800
<v Speaker 1>actual videos and answer and stuff right that they cannot

0:44:35.080 --> 0:44:37.200
<v Speaker 1>And I talked to all my fans and all my

0:44:37.280 --> 0:44:39.920
<v Speaker 1>followers are only fans. So if you you have me

0:44:40.080 --> 0:44:42.239
<v Speaker 1>subscribed on any of my only fans, you're talking to me.

0:44:43.000 --> 0:44:45.319
<v Speaker 1>I sit there on. You don't have like a fake

0:44:45.440 --> 0:44:47.800
<v Speaker 1>person talking for you know a lot of girls do.

0:44:47.920 --> 0:44:50.640
<v Speaker 1>But I do be talking to y'all, know, yeah, because

0:44:50.680 --> 0:44:52.880
<v Speaker 1>sometimes you think I'm talking real? Kk you talking to

0:44:53.040 --> 0:44:59.800
<v Speaker 1>some guy that sound against? Yes? Hello, you think you

0:45:00.640 --> 0:45:05.920
<v Speaker 1>you want to see my titties? Stay lest Mike, you're

0:45:06.000 --> 0:45:12.200
<v Speaker 1>hired for you? How much you gonna pay me? I'll

0:45:12.280 --> 0:45:15.640
<v Speaker 1>pay you because I'm not really good at the talking.

0:45:16.760 --> 0:45:19.640
<v Speaker 1>That's not I feel like my voice is so ugly

0:45:21.760 --> 0:45:24.319
<v Speaker 1>you want to outsource it to China. You're not shy,

0:45:24.480 --> 0:45:27.200
<v Speaker 1>you just think you got ugly voice. I am shy,

0:45:27.719 --> 0:45:30.200
<v Speaker 1>I would say, because you know I'm nervous to do everything,

0:45:30.800 --> 0:45:33.359
<v Speaker 1>so like I feel like my voice when I hear

0:45:33.400 --> 0:45:35.240
<v Speaker 1>my voice play back. I'm like, this is not sexy.

0:45:35.400 --> 0:45:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Hate you hate your voice? Yeah, don't you hear I

0:45:39.280 --> 0:45:41.560
<v Speaker 1>hate my voice. That's why I never listen to listen

0:45:41.600 --> 0:45:45.040
<v Speaker 1>to our podcast. Believe that I would agree. I might.

0:45:45.280 --> 0:45:47.279
<v Speaker 1>I might watch this probably like a while from now

0:45:47.360 --> 0:45:49.560
<v Speaker 1>and be like, oh, this is so curte. Are you

0:45:49.640 --> 0:45:55.080
<v Speaker 1>something good? I could hear you real nice Chinese best friend?

0:45:55.160 --> 0:46:01.560
<v Speaker 1>How do I sound? Yeah? You something like little mermaid.

0:46:03.760 --> 0:46:06.560
<v Speaker 1>Little mermaid can't say little mermaid. And she smoked a

0:46:06.640 --> 0:46:12.000
<v Speaker 1>lot of cigarette, motherfucker cigarette. Now you don't do nothing.

0:46:12.040 --> 0:46:15.000
<v Speaker 1>You're a good girl, right, Yeah, I just drink a lot. Yeah,

0:46:15.160 --> 0:46:20.720
<v Speaker 1>let's take another yot tequila. Congratulations on your new house.

0:46:20.880 --> 0:46:27.240
<v Speaker 1>And do you have a boat. She can't swim, Okay,

0:46:27.320 --> 0:46:36.759
<v Speaker 1>I can't be swimming. Now I just get in the water. Swim.

0:46:36.880 --> 0:46:39.360
<v Speaker 1>We just get we just go to the pool. We

0:46:39.480 --> 0:46:41.279
<v Speaker 1>just hang out outside the pool and put our foot

0:46:41.320 --> 0:46:44.080
<v Speaker 1>in the water and then we waved to the chicks.

0:46:45.040 --> 0:46:51.040
<v Speaker 1>We don't really God is likeline, Jesus Christ, where did

0:46:51.080 --> 0:46:55.719
<v Speaker 1>you get this tezila from? Miss from motherfucker God? It'll

0:46:55.760 --> 0:47:02.560
<v Speaker 1>solve the refresh so strong? So the um all right,

0:47:02.600 --> 0:47:04.279
<v Speaker 1>So you want to have a kid, you want one

0:47:04.320 --> 0:47:07.600
<v Speaker 1>day and not used to one years old. Maybe you

0:47:07.680 --> 0:47:10.560
<v Speaker 1>want two kids, like a boy and a girl like

0:47:10.640 --> 0:47:12.080
<v Speaker 1>my mom. My mom had a boy and a girl.

0:47:12.520 --> 0:47:16.239
<v Speaker 1>My brother's name is Michael whoa, that's my angel, that's

0:47:16.280 --> 0:47:19.360
<v Speaker 1>my baby brother. He's my older brother. But I just

0:47:19.880 --> 0:47:22.840
<v Speaker 1>love somebody. You can brow money from you sometimes, he

0:47:22.960 --> 0:47:25.480
<v Speaker 1>asked me. No, he does not ask for money. He

0:47:25.600 --> 0:47:28.719
<v Speaker 1>makes his own money. What does he do? He has

0:47:28.960 --> 0:47:32.880
<v Speaker 1>only plan for boys. He makes his own money and

0:47:33.320 --> 0:47:36.040
<v Speaker 1>he goes to college. But that's good. I was hoping.

0:47:36.400 --> 0:47:38.440
<v Speaker 1>I thought he'd be the only fans too, like jerking

0:47:38.480 --> 0:47:41.480
<v Speaker 1>out for the girl. He's lucky. He's very lucky. Girls

0:47:41.520 --> 0:47:45.919
<v Speaker 1>like send me a picture of your testicles. Just one ball.

0:47:46.080 --> 0:47:49.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, would want to see one, so tuck the

0:47:49.360 --> 0:47:55.040
<v Speaker 1>other one and for two. Do you think Michael Blackston

0:47:55.080 --> 0:47:58.080
<v Speaker 1>should open his only fans and how much revenue he

0:47:58.120 --> 0:48:00.879
<v Speaker 1>should bring every month? I think you should open only fans,

0:48:00.960 --> 0:48:03.920
<v Speaker 1>and I feel like you should be You know you

0:48:04.000 --> 0:48:07.320
<v Speaker 1>could do it really great estimate how much do you

0:48:07.400 --> 0:48:09.399
<v Speaker 1>think you'll make a month? I think you could make

0:48:09.880 --> 0:48:14.080
<v Speaker 1>you can make month. Oh, Michael Blackson, I had no idea.

0:48:14.160 --> 0:48:17.279
<v Speaker 1>My dicking boss is worth that much with all these

0:48:17.320 --> 0:48:20.080
<v Speaker 1>beautiful women that you have around you, just you know

0:48:21.239 --> 0:48:22.759
<v Speaker 1>them are you don't even have to suck them up.

0:48:22.760 --> 0:48:27.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't have to, don't be, I don't just house.

0:48:28.920 --> 0:48:30.880
<v Speaker 1>It's a difference. I'm just playing, all right. So a

0:48:31.000 --> 0:48:33.200
<v Speaker 1>hundred grand a month, you know what when it's all

0:48:33.239 --> 0:48:35.799
<v Speaker 1>said and done, because you know right now, I mean,

0:48:36.120 --> 0:48:39.680
<v Speaker 1>like the biggest movie on Earth. I would say they're

0:48:39.719 --> 0:48:42.080
<v Speaker 1>probably gonna not get me in the third sequel if

0:48:42.160 --> 0:48:46.080
<v Speaker 1>I keep doing a Paul Piers on these motherfucker's that

0:48:47.040 --> 0:48:53.920
<v Speaker 1>you say, I got fired on his day off like Friday.

0:48:55.239 --> 0:48:58.759
<v Speaker 1>What kind of cragship was that motherfucker? But yeah, I

0:48:58.840 --> 0:49:01.320
<v Speaker 1>mean I would probably, I think me and that's just

0:49:01.360 --> 0:49:02.920
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of beautiful girls. I think it would work

0:49:02.920 --> 0:49:05.680
<v Speaker 1>because Tiger is doing that, right, He's taking a lot

0:49:05.719 --> 0:49:08.560
<v Speaker 1>of money. Tigers doing it. My photographer is doing it

0:49:08.719 --> 0:49:11.879
<v Speaker 1>like my photographers shoot hello, bad bitches, and then he's

0:49:11.920 --> 0:49:14.560
<v Speaker 1>just be like, just just give me a swort video quick.

0:49:15.320 --> 0:49:19.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh all right? And then I could just charge what

0:49:19.880 --> 0:49:22.320
<v Speaker 1>like on you what can I charge a month? Like?

0:49:22.440 --> 0:49:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Keep it low? Yea? You could you start off high

0:49:25.080 --> 0:49:29.279
<v Speaker 1>and go down low. You could you could do forty

0:49:29.640 --> 0:49:34.160
<v Speaker 1>and then somebody would pay up subscription forty do I

0:49:34.200 --> 0:49:36.560
<v Speaker 1>have to see guys were paid because I'm gonna have

0:49:36.560 --> 0:49:40.080
<v Speaker 1>a lot of beautiful ladies around, Like imagine him having

0:49:40.200 --> 0:49:43.080
<v Speaker 1>a girl that never done any only fans and be like, oh,

0:49:43.120 --> 0:49:47.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm here with so and so. I'm here and

0:49:47.560 --> 0:49:53.719
<v Speaker 1>we're about to get naughty. I'm here wither I have

0:49:53.840 --> 0:49:59.440
<v Speaker 1>to dump the subscription like that one. And then after that,

0:49:59.560 --> 0:50:05.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing three something with Monique Precious, oh gosh, and

0:50:05.920 --> 0:50:07.920
<v Speaker 1>then I want you to watch. You know, a lot

0:50:07.960 --> 0:50:12.880
<v Speaker 1>of people are into BW. I like b W. I

0:50:13.000 --> 0:50:16.040
<v Speaker 1>heard that they're couch more weather weather and juicy and

0:50:16.280 --> 0:50:21.759
<v Speaker 1>thinking I'm getting boys getting hard just thinking about BBWs.

0:50:22.520 --> 0:50:26.279
<v Speaker 1>But you know, I guess no, no, you look good

0:50:28.880 --> 0:50:31.239
<v Speaker 1>nothing like. But you know, at one time I had

0:50:31.239 --> 0:50:33.520
<v Speaker 1>a real I had a baby w many many years ago,

0:50:34.360 --> 0:50:38.239
<v Speaker 1>and she broke the frame on the bed. Really yeah, yeah,

0:50:38.280 --> 0:50:40.920
<v Speaker 1>like was having sex. It was like block block block

0:50:41.000 --> 0:50:44.720
<v Speaker 1>block block block block block block block block block block

0:50:44.760 --> 0:50:48.560
<v Speaker 1>block ain't if she ain't breaking frames before block block

0:50:48.640 --> 0:50:51.839
<v Speaker 1>block and all of stuff. I'm just here and then

0:50:51.920 --> 0:50:55.840
<v Speaker 1>boom boom, and I just kept going block block block

0:50:56.000 --> 0:50:58.759
<v Speaker 1>block block You have warranty on the bed. Did your

0:50:58.800 --> 0:51:01.479
<v Speaker 1>blady Nike or something? Na, it was I was broke

0:51:01.520 --> 0:51:05.080
<v Speaker 1>at that time. You just had to put braks. I

0:51:05.200 --> 0:51:07.200
<v Speaker 1>made it there. Not My bead is made for like

0:51:07.800 --> 0:51:11.120
<v Speaker 1>six b b ws. Whoa. But my bed ist made

0:51:11.160 --> 0:51:13.279
<v Speaker 1>for like me and like four women. It's like a

0:51:13.360 --> 0:51:18.040
<v Speaker 1>threesome bad custom Oh no, this is custom made. I'll

0:51:18.040 --> 0:51:21.200
<v Speaker 1>show you the bed after the show. It's not. It's

0:51:21.239 --> 0:51:24.640
<v Speaker 1>it's like a custom made bad It's like they have,

0:51:26.560 --> 0:51:31.520
<v Speaker 1>uh the show the bedroom subscribe. Yeah, maybe they could

0:51:31.560 --> 0:51:37.080
<v Speaker 1>pay just to show the that's a good idea. One

0:51:37.160 --> 0:51:42.520
<v Speaker 1>thousand a second. Damn. So that's what's up? So what's um?

0:51:43.080 --> 0:51:45.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean, what's what's after that? Like, I mean, I'll

0:51:45.239 --> 0:51:49.000
<v Speaker 1>get no, nobody gets tired making money, but like do

0:51:49.080 --> 0:51:51.680
<v Speaker 1>you want eventually? But you're still young too, so you

0:51:51.800 --> 0:51:57.000
<v Speaker 1>got like another ten fifteen years. I don't know what

0:51:57.600 --> 0:51:59.920
<v Speaker 1>she could be a billionaire? Well I can see right,

0:52:00.000 --> 0:52:01.800
<v Speaker 1>want to have a kid, like like for your thirty

0:52:03.000 --> 0:52:10.200
<v Speaker 1>grand like we want to have a baby, like you

0:52:10.239 --> 0:52:12.040
<v Speaker 1>want to have it that soon. My mom had me

0:52:12.200 --> 0:52:16.000
<v Speaker 1>when she was Yeah, but your mom wasn't making four

0:52:16.640 --> 0:52:19.640
<v Speaker 1>a month either, motherfucker. She would have put that baby

0:52:20.000 --> 0:52:24.239
<v Speaker 1>back in her stomach, you know, and left that left

0:52:24.280 --> 0:52:28.640
<v Speaker 1>here the nearest abortion clinic. I'm saying, if I'm making

0:52:28.680 --> 0:52:31.480
<v Speaker 1>for a hundred grand a month, like fifty a month

0:52:31.760 --> 0:52:34.799
<v Speaker 1>as a woman, I mean you make more money than

0:52:34.920 --> 0:52:40.400
<v Speaker 1>presidents and the lawyer's doctors. Yeah, my god, that's so crazy.

0:52:42.760 --> 0:52:45.120
<v Speaker 1>I'd be thinking like that about that in your life ever.

0:52:45.320 --> 0:52:46.719
<v Speaker 1>You want me to tell you when I was younger.

0:52:46.880 --> 0:52:48.680
<v Speaker 1>When I was younger, I used to tell my brother

0:52:48.760 --> 0:52:51.040
<v Speaker 1>all the time, I'm like, Michael, I'm gonna be famous

0:52:51.400 --> 0:52:53.560
<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to have so much money, okay. And

0:52:53.640 --> 0:52:55.359
<v Speaker 1>my brother has to rebold palsy and I'm like, I'm

0:52:55.400 --> 0:52:57.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna make you. I'm gonna I'm gonna make sure you

0:52:57.600 --> 0:53:00.800
<v Speaker 1>could walk really really good, and I promise, okay. And

0:53:01.280 --> 0:53:03.480
<v Speaker 1>I used to tell him that all the time, and

0:53:03.560 --> 0:53:05.239
<v Speaker 1>he was like, I know you're gonna be a rock star.

0:53:05.760 --> 0:53:08.480
<v Speaker 1>That's what he told me. So, like like when I

0:53:08.560 --> 0:53:10.960
<v Speaker 1>started doing Instagram and like I used to always tell

0:53:11.000 --> 0:53:13.400
<v Speaker 1>them I'm at nine hundred thousand, I'm at one million,

0:53:13.560 --> 0:53:15.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm at two million. He was like, oh, good job.

0:53:16.360 --> 0:53:17.920
<v Speaker 1>I always know you're gonna be a rock side. Like

0:53:17.960 --> 0:53:21.760
<v Speaker 1>he still tells me that this So you were seeing

0:53:21.880 --> 0:53:26.279
<v Speaker 1>that thing go, you already see it and you are famous. Yeah,

0:53:26.560 --> 0:53:29.360
<v Speaker 1>that's but you put in work. Though it didn't happen overnight.

0:53:29.600 --> 0:53:31.399
<v Speaker 1>You had to put in work. You started off debt

0:53:31.440 --> 0:53:34.440
<v Speaker 1>exot against Andy, you know, and then you still have

0:53:34.560 --> 0:53:37.880
<v Speaker 1>two people understand like building your fan basis work. You

0:53:37.960 --> 0:53:40.600
<v Speaker 1>have to entertain them. You gotta keep entertaining and we

0:53:40.760 --> 0:53:42.400
<v Speaker 1>and then that's that's how they keep coming and that's

0:53:42.440 --> 0:53:44.640
<v Speaker 1>how to stay. And you know what, when I first

0:53:44.680 --> 0:53:47.920
<v Speaker 1>started doing Instagram, I didn't even talk on Instagram. I

0:53:48.440 --> 0:53:50.680
<v Speaker 1>was so nervous, like when I used it, Like I

0:53:50.840 --> 0:53:53.680
<v Speaker 1>have my manager from from when I started Instagram too.

0:53:53.719 --> 0:53:55.279
<v Speaker 1>Now it was both of our dreams to do this,

0:53:55.480 --> 0:53:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Like we put our heads together to do this, and

0:53:58.280 --> 0:53:59.800
<v Speaker 1>he was like, you have to talk to your fans

0:53:59.840 --> 0:54:01.600
<v Speaker 1>and to be like I can't even like the camera

0:54:01.680 --> 0:54:05.719
<v Speaker 1>comes on, I'm like, I don't know what to say.

0:54:06.000 --> 0:54:10.160
<v Speaker 1>So you was about like I was like eighteen seventeen

0:54:10.239 --> 0:54:14.200
<v Speaker 1>eighteen when I just started doing Instagram. It's um, I'm

0:54:14.239 --> 0:54:16.080
<v Speaker 1>not gonna lie. I've been doing it. But then my

0:54:16.480 --> 0:54:19.520
<v Speaker 1>manager went to jail, so I didn't do it for

0:54:19.600 --> 0:54:21.400
<v Speaker 1>like a whole year and I took it serious. So

0:54:21.640 --> 0:54:26.200
<v Speaker 1>this is my third year doing Instagram. He was, he

0:54:26.360 --> 0:54:32.320
<v Speaker 1>want to shot you by ex It's a long story,

0:54:32.560 --> 0:54:38.440
<v Speaker 1>long story making sure do tell we have enough memory

0:54:38.520 --> 0:54:44.279
<v Speaker 1>stick on the camera. I think wow. So when he

0:54:44.440 --> 0:54:46.000
<v Speaker 1>went I mean, what happened? And he had to do

0:54:46.120 --> 0:54:48.800
<v Speaker 1>this on your own. I just was dancing and I

0:54:49.000 --> 0:54:51.520
<v Speaker 1>did a couple of videos. They went pretty viral. Like

0:54:51.560 --> 0:54:53.359
<v Speaker 1>I did a boat video, like a lot of people

0:54:53.400 --> 0:54:56.120
<v Speaker 1>see it, like over a billion or something. People that

0:54:56.239 --> 0:54:58.600
<v Speaker 1>was like a million was like, oh my god for

0:54:58.760 --> 0:55:01.480
<v Speaker 1>me back then, like it's like, oh my god, a

0:55:01.560 --> 0:55:04.520
<v Speaker 1>million whatever, you know what I mean? Because now you

0:55:04.600 --> 0:55:06.960
<v Speaker 1>see like three million, four million? What the most? You're saying,

0:55:07.120 --> 0:55:10.120
<v Speaker 1>what what points you have with the most millions? About four?

0:55:10.560 --> 0:55:14.239
<v Speaker 1>You know what? I'm not sure, but reels these days

0:55:14.320 --> 0:55:16.480
<v Speaker 1>really do good. I have like I think three or four,

0:55:16.560 --> 0:55:21.040
<v Speaker 1>yet four four or five. Sometimes we're about to make

0:55:21.080 --> 0:55:24.520
<v Speaker 1>a TikTok video that's gonna be forty million views. Let's

0:55:24.520 --> 0:55:27.960
<v Speaker 1>do it. The last time I Mike had the most

0:55:28.160 --> 0:55:33.239
<v Speaker 1>was thirty three million views. Let's do it. Thanks's best friend,

0:55:33.760 --> 0:55:37.120
<v Speaker 1>A good shot Chinese best friend. If you ever get hurt,

0:55:37.800 --> 0:55:42.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm not gonna well, me and Mike gonna

0:55:42.040 --> 0:55:46.759
<v Speaker 1>work in Florida. Me and Mike, Michael, We're gonna work

0:55:46.800 --> 0:55:49.440
<v Speaker 1>in Florida. We're gonna open up our own only funds.

0:55:50.560 --> 0:55:52.320
<v Speaker 1>My girl, she wanted, my girl want to move to

0:55:52.320 --> 0:55:54.880
<v Speaker 1>the floor Miami before she broke up with me. Really,

0:55:55.160 --> 0:55:58.319
<v Speaker 1>maybe she moved there without you, mothersucker, she says, she mind.

0:55:58.600 --> 0:56:01.799
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about it, but it's okay. Now I'm

0:56:01.840 --> 0:56:04.520
<v Speaker 1>just gonna stay in this penthouse and just um, you're

0:56:04.560 --> 0:56:06.960
<v Speaker 1>lonely again, Mike, What are you gonna do today? I

0:56:07.080 --> 0:56:10.880
<v Speaker 1>beat my meat, chock my chicken. But for my suspect,

0:56:11.840 --> 0:56:13.560
<v Speaker 1>she lived in a whole different stage. I'll live in

0:56:14.520 --> 0:56:17.040
<v Speaker 1>just calor is easy one too. She's probably next door

0:56:17.120 --> 0:56:19.560
<v Speaker 1>in the hotel. I'm just gonna just now. I'm just

0:56:19.640 --> 0:56:24.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna just crsh Shaunty back. Oh yeah, Rihanna, you know

0:56:24.920 --> 0:56:27.080
<v Speaker 1>by my ex and just call my exes back, Rihanna.

0:56:28.200 --> 0:56:31.759
<v Speaker 1>I love Rihanna. She's a hot, isn't. Yeah? Yeah, she's

0:56:31.840 --> 0:56:35.759
<v Speaker 1>she's cool. Yeah, that's Mike's friends. Yeah, I'm going to

0:56:35.840 --> 0:56:39.320
<v Speaker 1>get her pregnant. Time they dated for a while. You

0:56:39.480 --> 0:56:44.239
<v Speaker 1>and Mariana more in my mind, in his mind then

0:56:44.320 --> 0:56:48.360
<v Speaker 1>they broke up in my mind then got back together.

0:56:48.719 --> 0:56:51.839
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I would date Rihanna? Would you really? Yeah?

0:56:52.120 --> 0:56:53.800
<v Speaker 1>Did you stick that long tongue? And how could she?

0:56:54.719 --> 0:56:59.319
<v Speaker 1>I think I would she stick in her ass? Maybe? Yeah?

0:56:59.400 --> 0:57:01.520
<v Speaker 1>But she's a hot I love her like how she

0:57:01.640 --> 0:57:04.960
<v Speaker 1>carries herself. Yeah, she's really good and she has a

0:57:05.120 --> 0:57:14.320
<v Speaker 1>really nice umbrella. I guess that's his friends. Would you

0:57:14.400 --> 0:57:18.920
<v Speaker 1>let Rihanna? You know, like, uh, I am poor and

0:57:19.880 --> 0:57:22.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't need money, and I mean a relationship with

0:57:22.200 --> 0:57:30.600
<v Speaker 1>a baby. I think that's scripted. Okay, no that's not so.

0:57:30.720 --> 0:57:32.760
<v Speaker 1>How did you break the shyness? You think? Just just

0:57:33.160 --> 0:57:35.640
<v Speaker 1>just decided like I'm not gonna be shy. I'm just

0:57:35.680 --> 0:57:38.360
<v Speaker 1>gonna just I mean, and like everything was really working out,

0:57:38.440 --> 0:57:40.840
<v Speaker 1>so I was just like, maybe they do deserve to

0:57:41.040 --> 0:57:43.240
<v Speaker 1>hear me talk to them. Maybe they do deserve more.

0:57:43.400 --> 0:57:46.120
<v Speaker 1>So I started giving more and it started really working out.

0:57:46.200 --> 0:57:51.480
<v Speaker 1>And then I started drinking tequila. Would make your own

0:57:52.760 --> 0:57:55.600
<v Speaker 1>how much? Um? I mean, you start making money? So

0:57:55.680 --> 0:57:58.000
<v Speaker 1>now you gotta look good for your fans? You know?

0:57:58.840 --> 0:58:01.000
<v Speaker 1>How did you do it? Some work to your body?

0:58:02.320 --> 0:58:05.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm going to say, you know, I really

0:58:05.720 --> 0:58:09.040
<v Speaker 1>I love my um. Dr Miami is my friend and

0:58:10.200 --> 0:58:12.040
<v Speaker 1>and I love him. He took out my bullet from me,

0:58:12.200 --> 0:58:19.640
<v Speaker 1>You know, Dr Miami, Doctor miamis, how did you find

0:58:19.680 --> 0:58:21.840
<v Speaker 1>a bullet? You took like an extra m r. I

0:58:22.000 --> 0:58:24.000
<v Speaker 1>he saw where he was. No, I told you it

0:58:24.120 --> 0:58:28.400
<v Speaker 1>was surfacing. Damn. We kept moving like it was coming out.

0:58:29.320 --> 0:58:32.560
<v Speaker 1>So just coffee, just pop out your pussy making so

0:58:32.640 --> 0:58:35.120
<v Speaker 1>much easier. But I need I need to learn how

0:58:35.160 --> 0:58:37.160
<v Speaker 1>to do that. I guess like I know how to

0:58:37.240 --> 0:58:39.960
<v Speaker 1>move the muscles, but I mean, I mean I heard like,

0:58:40.800 --> 0:58:42.240
<v Speaker 1>so I don't know how real this said, Like let

0:58:42.320 --> 0:58:45.400
<v Speaker 1>me know, you know, because I know BBL is like

0:58:45.480 --> 0:58:47.960
<v Speaker 1>transferring fat from like one party by to the other.

0:58:48.680 --> 0:58:50.720
<v Speaker 1>Can you pretty much put fat anyway? Can I make

0:58:50.760 --> 0:58:54.760
<v Speaker 1>my Can a woman make a pussy fatter? I think

0:58:55.120 --> 0:58:57.200
<v Speaker 1>I think so it's natural because you gotta have a

0:58:57.360 --> 0:59:00.480
<v Speaker 1>hell of my pussy being fat since I was, you know,

0:59:03.680 --> 0:59:10.680
<v Speaker 1>that's the Spanish side, I think forever. Yeah, I'm I'm

0:59:11.360 --> 0:59:14.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm a huge fan of Facculci. You like Faculty Chinese

0:59:14.760 --> 0:59:16.480
<v Speaker 1>best friend or you just like well, I think I

0:59:16.560 --> 0:59:20.280
<v Speaker 1>have the prettiest, baddest Cuchi. I have to follow your

0:59:20.320 --> 0:59:23.120
<v Speaker 1>only fans I have to subscribe. Can you give him

0:59:23.120 --> 0:59:26.560
<v Speaker 1>a disco on one month? Maybe I throw through a

0:59:26.640 --> 0:59:29.280
<v Speaker 1>discount on my page for everybody who watching list. Put

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<v Speaker 1>in a car. We're gonna get a lot of use.

0:59:32.960 --> 0:59:35.080
<v Speaker 1>Might be number one. We're gonna subscribe to our page

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<v Speaker 1>Chinese best friend? Yeah, with your credit card? Can get

0:59:39.080 --> 0:59:42.040
<v Speaker 1>You can't subscribe to my correct card? At home? Why not?

0:59:42.440 --> 0:59:48.160
<v Speaker 1>My family is gonna be like Ralph's groceries. Groceries only fans. Oh,

0:59:48.560 --> 0:59:53.320
<v Speaker 1>what's going on? Then? I'm gonna live in your couch forever?

0:59:53.720 --> 0:59:56.240
<v Speaker 1>Would you like me? I don't do no roommates, man,

0:59:56.800 --> 0:59:59.280
<v Speaker 1>I had I'm always like even my house back, I

0:59:59.360 --> 1:00:01.280
<v Speaker 1>was in this whole big hot by myself. I just

1:00:02.160 --> 1:00:05.520
<v Speaker 1>I just like to just be alone. I would agree,

1:00:05.600 --> 1:00:08.080
<v Speaker 1>Like even when I travel and stuff like people want

1:00:08.120 --> 1:00:09.760
<v Speaker 1>to travel with me and stuff like that, And I'm like,

1:00:09.840 --> 1:00:11.880
<v Speaker 1>I love my privacy. I love sleeping naked. I love

1:00:11.960 --> 1:00:15.120
<v Speaker 1>walking naked. Like it's gonna be awkward. You're in the kitchen.

1:00:15.160 --> 1:00:19.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm just here sleep naked. I think it's best sleep ever,

1:00:20.040 --> 1:00:22.000
<v Speaker 1>even if your period is only still sleep naked because

1:00:22.000 --> 1:00:24.600
<v Speaker 1>it's a tampon sticking out like a mouse. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>wear tampons. I wear a cup. Diva cups. We haven't

1:00:30.360 --> 1:00:33.800
<v Speaker 1>heard that. Yeah, it's a cup. It's a silicone cup

1:00:33.920 --> 1:00:36.600
<v Speaker 1>and it's great for the environment, and you just fold

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<v Speaker 1>it up really die frame. She's three years old. That's

1:00:44.520 --> 1:00:47.400
<v Speaker 1>a nineteen sixties did from. I'm sorry, di from I

1:00:47.480 --> 1:00:53.760
<v Speaker 1>think is what Maryland Monroe time. N Really, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to show you a picture of what a diva cup is.

1:00:57.000 --> 1:00:59.880
<v Speaker 1>And it's he just a silicone cup and he just

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<v Speaker 1>really like squeeze it really tight and push it in

1:01:04.080 --> 1:01:06.840
<v Speaker 1>your couchie like a tampon. This isn't right here. You

1:01:06.880 --> 1:01:09.760
<v Speaker 1>can still have sex. You can have sex. They also

1:01:09.840 --> 1:01:13.480
<v Speaker 1>have something called like this cup, and it's called the flex.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I think I heard it reflex to reflect

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<v Speaker 1>you stop your period. It doesn't stop your period. It

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<v Speaker 1>just stops your period from coming down. And you take

1:01:22.800 --> 1:01:24.360
<v Speaker 1>it out because you know you have to take it

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<v Speaker 1>out and emptiest how do you take it out? Goes

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<v Speaker 1>in it? All the blood goes in the cup. Okay mita,

1:01:35.320 --> 1:01:41.880
<v Speaker 1>she says, yes, do not have so? Okay, so on

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<v Speaker 1>the Diva cup they have a little piece of something

1:01:44.800 --> 1:01:49.720
<v Speaker 1>that's sticking out. Okay, um and you just pull on

1:01:49.880 --> 1:01:53.880
<v Speaker 1>that for it to come out your couci. You see

1:01:53.920 --> 1:01:58.000
<v Speaker 1>that little string right there, no springs attached. Okay, just

1:01:58.080 --> 1:02:00.480
<v Speaker 1>fill it out and then all the bloods from the

1:02:00.560 --> 1:02:03.280
<v Speaker 1>blood come off. So that's what that's what you use. Yes,

1:02:03.960 --> 1:02:06.320
<v Speaker 1>it's good because I know like a lot of time

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<v Speaker 1>strippers the period come on, they should call out sick, right,

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<v Speaker 1>No strippers when they're on the period, they just stick

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<v Speaker 1>a tamp on and cut off the string. Oh that's

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<v Speaker 1>a shame. These guys are spending hundreds of dollars and

1:02:19.360 --> 1:02:22.080
<v Speaker 1>they can have no chance. They have no idea? Is

1:02:22.120 --> 1:02:26.360
<v Speaker 1>a buller catchup? And that did that happened to you? Mike?

1:02:26.400 --> 1:02:29.160
<v Speaker 1>When you're the French Friend and Buffalo Wings at the strip,

1:02:29.720 --> 1:02:32.919
<v Speaker 1>it's like a crime scene. Oh god. I mean, strip

1:02:33.000 --> 1:02:35.919
<v Speaker 1>clubs have the best food. They do. Got the best chicken.

1:02:36.000 --> 1:02:38.720
<v Speaker 1>It's always it's just something about titty's pussy and chicken

1:02:38.800 --> 1:02:43.200
<v Speaker 1>clost all together. I went to a cub and Houston.

1:02:43.200 --> 1:02:45.680
<v Speaker 1>I forgot the name of it, but they had the

1:02:45.720 --> 1:02:52.320
<v Speaker 1>best lamp shops, like ever had something with the best

1:02:52.440 --> 1:02:55.360
<v Speaker 1>lamp chops fall off the bone. Lamp is my favorite

1:02:56.560 --> 1:02:59.080
<v Speaker 1>vegan you tell my lamb chops. I make the best

1:02:59.160 --> 1:03:03.040
<v Speaker 1>lamp shops. Actually really cook. I cook some food. Who

1:03:03.480 --> 1:03:06.280
<v Speaker 1>to cook? My dad's a chef, finish chef for twenty years.

1:03:06.320 --> 1:03:08.800
<v Speaker 1>He cooked for like all the present. Your dad he

1:03:09.240 --> 1:03:12.720
<v Speaker 1>is in pomp Pompae Island. Did he know about what's

1:03:12.760 --> 1:03:15.480
<v Speaker 1>going on with you know? He don't know? Really well,

1:03:15.560 --> 1:03:18.040
<v Speaker 1>you don't know. I hope you don't listen to my podcast, Mike, No,

1:03:18.840 --> 1:03:22.640
<v Speaker 1>we block that. Your father. Where does he live in

1:03:22.720 --> 1:03:25.720
<v Speaker 1>the Palm Beach Palm Beach area. Yeah, he's over there

1:03:25.760 --> 1:03:28.360
<v Speaker 1>with Trump. Yeah, he cooked for Trump. He cooked for

1:03:28.400 --> 1:03:34.520
<v Speaker 1>his sister. Yeah, cooked for Jeff Epstein, Kim k M.

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<v Speaker 1>He used to be a private chef everything, like, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a great chef. I love his food. How old

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<v Speaker 1>is your dad? My dad's fifty three. Okay, yeah, it's

1:03:45.920 --> 1:03:50.680
<v Speaker 1>pretty good. Is he still hear? Your mother? Not together? No,

1:03:50.840 --> 1:03:53.120
<v Speaker 1>they're not together any What happened? Was he cheating? Or

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like, you know, cultures are different? Who is

1:03:57.160 --> 1:04:00.160
<v Speaker 1>that you're making your mother? My mom is Jamaican. Dad

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<v Speaker 1>is out Salvadora. You know, sometimes let me guess, probably

1:04:04.680 --> 1:04:08.800
<v Speaker 1>why tell us? I mean she's Jamaican. You know, she's

1:04:08.800 --> 1:04:10.840
<v Speaker 1>like a tough woman. She might he probably got a

1:04:10.880 --> 1:04:16.080
<v Speaker 1>little dick. That's probably why I know you don't hear

1:04:16.120 --> 1:04:20.400
<v Speaker 1>but about your parents or your dad's from Jamaica. My

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<v Speaker 1>dad is Yeah, so your mom is Jamaican. She's probably

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<v Speaker 1>used to like pick up dick. Excuse me. I hope

1:04:28.680 --> 1:04:33.600
<v Speaker 1>she's not listening, you know, because I think I heard

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<v Speaker 1>that Jamaican is our next to Africans, Like we got

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<v Speaker 1>the motombos, they got the we got, we got the mendingo,

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<v Speaker 1>they got the same boats, and then and then you

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<v Speaker 1>come down to like um, then the Black Americans and

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<v Speaker 1>then maybe the Latinos after that. So yeah, probably it

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<v Speaker 1>must be the air. They have fresh air and good

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<v Speaker 1>food and like the fruit, the vegetable. Have you have

1:05:03.000 --> 1:05:05.640
<v Speaker 1>you been to outside the door? Yes? I have, And

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<v Speaker 1>they have cows roaming the streets and everything. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's crazy over there. It's like like we mean like

1:05:12.440 --> 1:05:14.400
<v Speaker 1>when I went to, say these bands and then a cow,

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<v Speaker 1>No mercedes, none of that. Like, um, I went to

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<v Speaker 1>where my dad's from. It is like a village and

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<v Speaker 1>then like there's chickens and I hate frogs, and there

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<v Speaker 1>was frogs everywhere. Oh my god, they're so discussing. I

1:05:28.680 --> 1:05:30.840
<v Speaker 1>hate that. I love chicken. Did you have you ever

1:05:30.960 --> 1:05:32.880
<v Speaker 1>killed your own chicken before? No, but I've seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen it. How did you do? How do they

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<v Speaker 1>kill it? They just cut their pop that's mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>do it. And then they just take off their feathers

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<v Speaker 1>right there? What do my goodness, I do it. I've

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<v Speaker 1>killed chicken in Africa plenty of time. Yeah, no, it's

1:05:48.120 --> 1:05:50.760
<v Speaker 1>a kid. But what I do. I'll grab both of

1:05:50.840 --> 1:05:53.920
<v Speaker 1>the legs and grab both for the wings and put

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<v Speaker 1>one leg, one of my legs on their legs and

1:05:56.520 --> 1:05:59.280
<v Speaker 1>put my other leg on the wing that it's not moving.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I grabbed the neck and I pilled some

1:06:03.720 --> 1:06:07.200
<v Speaker 1>of the hair off the neck. Then I then I

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<v Speaker 1>take a knife and I cut a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>the um. I don't cut it like dude, just sort

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<v Speaker 1>of chopping it all off. I just cut a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit off. And then why my foot is always his

1:06:17.280 --> 1:06:19.240
<v Speaker 1>legs and his wings. So why don't you just like

1:06:19.280 --> 1:06:21.280
<v Speaker 1>they wouldn't even know, just cut their head off like

1:06:21.840 --> 1:06:24.920
<v Speaker 1>around crazy? You just you don't know. Listen, she just

1:06:25.040 --> 1:06:26.320
<v Speaker 1>cut it and just hold it in her hand. And

1:06:28.280 --> 1:06:33.720
<v Speaker 1>that's torture, your cure. No, mans, is like killing him,

1:06:34.280 --> 1:06:41.920
<v Speaker 1>killing himselfly with his whole life, with his words, kidding

1:06:42.720 --> 1:06:58.360
<v Speaker 1>solvely with Don. I just sang best friend. Well we're

1:06:58.360 --> 1:07:00.640
<v Speaker 1>gonna get suited by Lauren hill Abody want to see

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<v Speaker 1>us friends and cho luring hell everybody. But yeah, what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>Your dog is so well trained, what how do you

1:07:55.880 --> 1:07:57.720
<v Speaker 1>train his dog? Do he watch your only fans? Do

1:07:57.920 --> 1:08:02.520
<v Speaker 1>your dog? Does he have his own only fans? She

1:08:02.680 --> 1:08:04.960
<v Speaker 1>has his own only fans? No dogs can be on

1:08:05.120 --> 1:08:09.240
<v Speaker 1>only fans dog and almost can't be around any porn

1:08:09.440 --> 1:08:13.520
<v Speaker 1>you know, yes, Like, so your dog has never seen

1:08:13.560 --> 1:08:15.840
<v Speaker 1>your pussy? She has? I mean, like, if I'm going

1:08:16.040 --> 1:08:18.040
<v Speaker 1>she goes to the bathroom, follows me to the bathroom,

1:08:18.120 --> 1:08:21.599
<v Speaker 1>she sees me Pe, she ever like, look if she did,

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<v Speaker 1>she look at you differently, Like I feel like she

1:08:24.360 --> 1:08:27.360
<v Speaker 1>thinks that she's a real human. Sometimes she'd be like, damn,

1:08:27.439 --> 1:08:31.240
<v Speaker 1>she got a fat as pussy. No, I think she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, my mom, PE's in the bathroom like that. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>you probably used to be a human and went back

1:08:40.520 --> 1:08:44.560
<v Speaker 1>to life. Who the dog? I think he used to

1:08:44.560 --> 1:08:47.920
<v Speaker 1>be a hot dog. Motherfuck, it was dinner before he

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<v Speaker 1>became a pet. Is your dog muted? Really? Yeah? I'm

1:08:54.840 --> 1:09:00.960
<v Speaker 1>getting her boyfriend kind of boyfriend. Another Palmerinian Mike has

1:09:01.000 --> 1:09:06.240
<v Speaker 1>a friend to he POMERNI, you got a dog, Hey

1:09:06.320 --> 1:09:09.640
<v Speaker 1>meem me commit Come on, y'all go haven see over it.

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<v Speaker 1>Come come on, ladies, MEMI, you got kid MEMI have

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<v Speaker 1>me seen we have sexy ladies in the house. There's

1:09:19.800 --> 1:09:22.479
<v Speaker 1>a whole bunch of titties and as in his house tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey have me see meem me you got a dog.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a boy dog or girl dog? All these female dogs?

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of dog you have? For real? Why didn't

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<v Speaker 1>you bring here? She didn't know it was a dog? Festive?

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<v Speaker 1>We're going on. Yeah, I just got her. Didn't get

1:09:52.479 --> 1:10:01.760
<v Speaker 1>a memo? Michael know that I'm coming on. You got me? Yeah,

1:10:01.960 --> 1:10:06.640
<v Speaker 1>she got a cute little white dog. My dog don't like, No,

1:10:06.760 --> 1:10:09.680
<v Speaker 1>I love your dog. I just the dog threw me

1:10:09.760 --> 1:10:11.720
<v Speaker 1>all because I just think it's a boy. But it's

1:10:11.760 --> 1:10:19.880
<v Speaker 1>a girl, my dog, not because white. Ye, No, your

1:10:19.920 --> 1:10:22.240
<v Speaker 1>dog is adorable and cute. It just seemed to be

1:10:22.320 --> 1:10:24.560
<v Speaker 1>a boy. And I'm com file she's a girl. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking, like, you know, I mean catfish or something.

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<v Speaker 1>You're dog cute to be a boy? You have a

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<v Speaker 1>what color is your dog? What color? You know? I'll

1:10:34.920 --> 1:10:39.479
<v Speaker 1>be a catfish. But that's me. I'm not brown. What

1:10:39.640 --> 1:10:44.759
<v Speaker 1>you called? What is your dog? Chocolate? It's brown skinner,

1:10:44.840 --> 1:10:55.599
<v Speaker 1>that's what whatever? Well, yeah, chocolate, you know dog skinned? Yes? Yeah,

1:10:55.680 --> 1:11:03.519
<v Speaker 1>my dog dark skinny. Come here, cute. Let's go chatty baby,

1:11:04.280 --> 1:11:09.439
<v Speaker 1>this is Chachi. Everybody follow her on your Stagram. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>back she said that. I'm like, yeah, okay, we're my kid.

1:11:13.479 --> 1:11:20.599
<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, past baby. She's such a good baby girl.

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<v Speaker 1>What's later? She catch Chutchy. She's a superstar. Look at

1:11:32.880 --> 1:11:39.960
<v Speaker 1>my baby baby. Oh yeah, So Michael, how was Africa? Yeah,

1:11:40.240 --> 1:11:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Africa is beautiful. I had a wonderful time. I'm telling

1:11:44.200 --> 1:11:47.040
<v Speaker 1>we're all going. I'm gonna be going in every other month,

1:11:47.160 --> 1:11:49.599
<v Speaker 1>so I don't want to excuse this. I'm coming. I'm

1:11:49.640 --> 1:11:52.400
<v Speaker 1>coming for that house one. I'm coming. I want to

1:11:52.400 --> 1:11:54.559
<v Speaker 1>see that a house, that house with all the marble

1:11:54.640 --> 1:11:57.759
<v Speaker 1>that you haven't I peep that. I was like, okay,

1:11:58.240 --> 1:12:02.000
<v Speaker 1>that's nice, a house with all that marble. So yeah,

1:12:02.080 --> 1:12:05.800
<v Speaker 1>we're going I'm boy like man in late June and

1:12:05.880 --> 1:12:07.479
<v Speaker 1>then maybe like all good, So you just let me

1:12:07.520 --> 1:12:09.920
<v Speaker 1>know when you want to come. I'm coming. So I

1:12:10.000 --> 1:12:12.600
<v Speaker 1>have a question in in Africa, do they have like

1:12:12.720 --> 1:12:15.800
<v Speaker 1>carnival or like something like yeah, my good and my

1:12:16.040 --> 1:12:20.160
<v Speaker 1>my buddy's about to have a Soca Carnival. I love soccer.

1:12:20.439 --> 1:12:22.479
<v Speaker 1>He's like, Jay, where up next year? Though? So maybe

1:12:22.520 --> 1:12:23.960
<v Speaker 1>you want to come to that. I want to. I

1:12:24.080 --> 1:12:28.320
<v Speaker 1>want to what's the weather on It's warm, it's hot

1:12:28.400 --> 1:12:33.240
<v Speaker 1>all the time. Africa Africa is like yeah, uh yeah, yeah,

1:12:33.560 --> 1:12:36.240
<v Speaker 1>you say soccer first of all, Soca my bad? So

1:12:40.760 --> 1:12:48.840
<v Speaker 1>that song soccer soccer soccer, mother soccer, So can we

1:12:49.040 --> 1:12:51.479
<v Speaker 1>can we talk about your shame? You can talk about

1:12:52.160 --> 1:12:56.960
<v Speaker 1>because I was like, wow, iced out, shout out to Johnny.

1:12:57.400 --> 1:13:01.160
<v Speaker 1>That's the same person that made She's six nine. I

1:13:01.240 --> 1:13:03.080
<v Speaker 1>don't know who made his chain, but I know my

1:13:03.200 --> 1:13:09.439
<v Speaker 1>jewelid is really good efficiently huh. He's in Kingston and

1:13:09.600 --> 1:13:13.599
<v Speaker 1>Geo too, Geo Geo the plus. I think UM did

1:13:15.080 --> 1:13:28.719
<v Speaker 1>because I let the African guy. He just started doing. Okay,

1:13:28.800 --> 1:13:33.880
<v Speaker 1>there's somebody else. Yeah. The tongue this side. This was

1:13:34.000 --> 1:13:36.240
<v Speaker 1>my first piece some of the ba Yeah, of course

1:13:36.280 --> 1:13:40.840
<v Speaker 1>you got to get that tongue. I like, I'm not

1:13:40.920 --> 1:13:43.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna lie. These are really heavy and I'd be feeling

1:13:43.400 --> 1:13:46.799
<v Speaker 1>like I'm choking. So I love to have like different

1:13:47.000 --> 1:13:49.920
<v Speaker 1>like sizes, like this is lighter, and then you could

1:13:49.960 --> 1:13:53.160
<v Speaker 1>just wear the heart chain by itself, not wear the banana.

1:13:53.479 --> 1:13:55.280
<v Speaker 1>But my next chain, I probably get it. I like,

1:13:55.680 --> 1:13:58.960
<v Speaker 1>I like Eliante's work, so I might do him. Go

1:13:59.120 --> 1:14:05.679
<v Speaker 1>to him real quick. Went to Jacob Wing. Jewelry takes

1:14:05.880 --> 1:14:11.439
<v Speaker 1>a long time. This one was six months. Um, this

1:14:11.640 --> 1:14:14.080
<v Speaker 1>one was. This one was pretty fast. Yeah, mine is

1:14:14.120 --> 1:14:18.479
<v Speaker 1>working on two. This one was six six months because

1:14:18.520 --> 1:14:20.000
<v Speaker 1>I said, I wanted three D and I wanted to

1:14:20.120 --> 1:14:22.200
<v Speaker 1>move it used to because it used to just stay

1:14:22.320 --> 1:14:24.360
<v Speaker 1>right here, but you have to tighten the screw or something.

1:14:24.400 --> 1:14:26.120
<v Speaker 1>You should just stay sticking out or you used to

1:14:26.200 --> 1:14:30.120
<v Speaker 1>like you can move on? How many I guess diarrams?

1:14:30.160 --> 1:14:33.480
<v Speaker 1>Did you reject before you got to that? I rejected

1:14:33.600 --> 1:14:37.600
<v Speaker 1>to Okay, Yeah, so you got it? Yeah, because it

1:14:37.680 --> 1:14:40.160
<v Speaker 1>takes forever because by the time you figure out what

1:14:40.360 --> 1:14:42.640
<v Speaker 1>you really want, because you're stuck with this. This is

1:14:42.720 --> 1:14:47.679
<v Speaker 1>an investment piece investment. Once you get the design done,

1:14:47.840 --> 1:14:50.680
<v Speaker 1>it's like okay, and then the size and then I

1:14:50.960 --> 1:14:53.840
<v Speaker 1>like when you you have to learn about jewelry throughout

1:14:53.880 --> 1:14:59.160
<v Speaker 1>buying the full clarity, your partner clarity, like what do

1:14:59.240 --> 1:15:03.560
<v Speaker 1>you want the white goal, rose goal? It's just a

1:15:03.680 --> 1:15:05.840
<v Speaker 1>man and there's all different type of cuts and I'm

1:15:06.280 --> 1:15:16.120
<v Speaker 1>a decisive Is it ready? No, No, you're gonna go

1:15:16.240 --> 1:15:19.960
<v Speaker 1>there along, I'm probably gonna go there. Then during Corona,

1:15:20.080 --> 1:15:25.479
<v Speaker 1>you know they'd be taking shipments. I know I'm not

1:15:25.520 --> 1:15:32.360
<v Speaker 1>gonna like it. I alread children of course. Yeah, gotta

1:15:32.400 --> 1:15:36.280
<v Speaker 1>get that. She's got a bodyguard. Yeah, my bodyguards, he

1:15:37.320 --> 1:15:42.640
<v Speaker 1>shout out to my bodyguard. She needs bodyguard. Yeah, you

1:15:42.720 --> 1:15:46.280
<v Speaker 1>gotta be careful, especially like Instagram. I would say Instagram

1:15:46.400 --> 1:15:50.720
<v Speaker 1>models when they start buying jewelry and stuff, and like

1:15:51.040 --> 1:15:53.400
<v Speaker 1>people be seeing that this is a rich bitch where

1:15:53.479 --> 1:15:55.960
<v Speaker 1>whenever she coming to town, I'm gonna rob this ridge

1:15:56.000 --> 1:15:58.880
<v Speaker 1>bitch because they'd be thinking that they buy theirselfs and stuff.

1:15:58.920 --> 1:16:01.720
<v Speaker 1>Like I just had a scare, all right, I had

1:16:01.760 --> 1:16:06.880
<v Speaker 1>a scare somebody. I as somebody posted my real live

1:16:06.960 --> 1:16:12.800
<v Speaker 1>address and my phone number on an escort. It's I'm like,

1:16:12.960 --> 1:16:14.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it was on some revenge ship.

1:16:14.960 --> 1:16:17.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it was like I'm sorry, I

1:16:17.800 --> 1:16:21.479
<v Speaker 1>don't know what the funk happened. Um, but I had

1:16:21.600 --> 1:16:24.880
<v Speaker 1>my whole dick is online o cats, I had this

1:16:25.000 --> 1:16:26.880
<v Speaker 1>straight up move. But you got like you know what

1:16:26.920 --> 1:16:30.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, Like I'm living like a house, Like many

1:16:30.160 --> 1:16:35.200
<v Speaker 1>people just pull up to my house like oh yeah, no,

1:16:35.360 --> 1:16:37.840
<v Speaker 1>I got no. I definitely got me a weapon and

1:16:38.520 --> 1:16:42.040
<v Speaker 1>like a new ring system. So like, yeah, I have

1:16:42.240 --> 1:16:45.000
<v Speaker 1>like five cameras now outside my house. It's not a

1:16:45.080 --> 1:16:48.200
<v Speaker 1>good but my lease is up and like you know

1:16:48.360 --> 1:16:50.400
<v Speaker 1>a couple of months. So I'm like all right. They

1:16:50.439 --> 1:16:53.760
<v Speaker 1>were like yeah, like Tesl's outside YadA, YadA, YadA. Yet

1:16:53.880 --> 1:16:57.960
<v Speaker 1>they were on and then I made my page free

1:16:58.600 --> 1:17:03.120
<v Speaker 1>like a jackass, and they took all my content off

1:17:03.200 --> 1:17:07.920
<v Speaker 1>my wall and posted it on the escort site. I'm

1:17:08.000 --> 1:17:11.360
<v Speaker 1>so sorry that had the phone number, so you know,

1:17:11.560 --> 1:17:13.720
<v Speaker 1>I had had to dump that phone number quick like

1:17:13.800 --> 1:17:17.200
<v Speaker 1>i'd like get out of here. Yeah, because my phone

1:17:17.240 --> 1:17:21.280
<v Speaker 1>went off NonStop for like, I'm not gonna lie. With

1:17:21.320 --> 1:17:23.960
<v Speaker 1>the amount of followers that we have, it probably could

1:17:23.960 --> 1:17:25.719
<v Speaker 1>you just post that real quick and as well. Yeah,

1:17:26.200 --> 1:17:28.760
<v Speaker 1>if a bit ever tried me, I'll post they they

1:17:28.960 --> 1:17:32.040
<v Speaker 1>number on on Instagram real quick. Who's this? I don't

1:17:32.080 --> 1:17:36.599
<v Speaker 1>know's I know who it is? People ain't been doing

1:17:36.680 --> 1:17:39.679
<v Speaker 1>nothing crazy though. I have an idea who I think

1:17:39.720 --> 1:17:44.920
<v Speaker 1>it is because I do a lot of collabs, fucking

1:17:45.080 --> 1:17:49.160
<v Speaker 1>collabs um and I think it was a girl that

1:17:49.320 --> 1:17:51.200
<v Speaker 1>was just mad and bitter because she's the only person

1:17:51.240 --> 1:17:55.200
<v Speaker 1>I can think of. It had both informations like add

1:17:55.280 --> 1:18:00.400
<v Speaker 1>access to it and everything. Nope, that's that's the No

1:18:00.520 --> 1:18:02.920
<v Speaker 1>more crabs at the crib, No, just meet them up.

1:18:03.040 --> 1:18:06.160
<v Speaker 1>That's dead dead Nope. I got a nice merry yacht

1:18:06.360 --> 1:18:14.559
<v Speaker 1>bond boyarde. Yeah, yeah, making too much? Yeah, we need

1:18:14.600 --> 1:18:19.080
<v Speaker 1>to be room next door to young mother. Oh my

1:18:19.240 --> 1:18:22.639
<v Speaker 1>god in the morning. Oh we got no, we got

1:18:22.760 --> 1:18:27.280
<v Speaker 1>called first. They called us first about the music I

1:18:27.360 --> 1:18:32.080
<v Speaker 1>got because the guy down on the door and she

1:18:32.360 --> 1:18:36.800
<v Speaker 1>flew off the couch with a with her head like

1:18:40.439 --> 1:18:46.000
<v Speaker 1>that's so crazy. Yeah, I don't know why they would

1:18:46.000 --> 1:18:47.519
<v Speaker 1>put us in a room. So where are you from?

1:18:47.600 --> 1:18:53.160
<v Speaker 1>You have an accent? He open, that's You're beautiful, both

1:18:53.200 --> 1:19:02.000
<v Speaker 1>of you guys, gorgeous. You know what. I wanted to

1:19:02.040 --> 1:19:04.280
<v Speaker 1>watch you put that long at tongue in one of them.

1:19:04.680 --> 1:19:10.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I can do that. Why yours to

1:19:10.640 --> 1:19:14.040
<v Speaker 1>have her tongue on coming on mine? Is like maybe

1:19:14.120 --> 1:19:18.760
<v Speaker 1>here this is going. Oh my god, damn, how you

1:19:18.800 --> 1:19:22.040
<v Speaker 1>doing that? Hurt? It hurts your throw like it hurts

1:19:22.120 --> 1:19:24.719
<v Speaker 1>when I pull it. Oh yeah, the little, the little.

1:19:25.240 --> 1:19:28.640
<v Speaker 1>I think this hurts most. Yeah, that hurts both. My

1:19:28.760 --> 1:19:30.800
<v Speaker 1>throat don't hurt? I be feeling like I could move

1:19:30.880 --> 1:19:35.000
<v Speaker 1>my throat open and close? Am I getting half way?

1:19:36.360 --> 1:19:41.120
<v Speaker 1>How long is this tongue stick? As long as the

1:19:41.240 --> 1:19:45.280
<v Speaker 1>Empire state building? And you're longer not taking the lake?

1:19:46.000 --> 1:19:49.040
<v Speaker 1>Who I don't know who that is? Yeah, I was

1:19:49.080 --> 1:20:03.920
<v Speaker 1>gonna say, you think yeah m hm, so um I'm hungry.

1:20:04.240 --> 1:20:06.479
<v Speaker 1>We learned a lot today, Mike. What did you learn today?

1:20:07.080 --> 1:20:10.519
<v Speaker 1>A lot today? First of all, motherfucker, shout out to you.

1:20:10.880 --> 1:20:15.240
<v Speaker 1>Shout to your being a great she bites prom for me.

1:20:15.560 --> 1:20:19.320
<v Speaker 1>I love for her. Of all, if you are giving

1:20:19.520 --> 1:20:24.280
<v Speaker 1>a class, I would be here first. We should do

1:20:24.400 --> 1:20:31.320
<v Speaker 1>a class, please please, please, but we can learn. I

1:20:31.360 --> 1:20:34.519
<v Speaker 1>don't give it ship. I don't care if you're twelve,

1:20:36.280 --> 1:20:38.439
<v Speaker 1>you got some ship to TV. I watched the little

1:20:38.520 --> 1:20:42.160
<v Speaker 1>kids on fucking YouTube. I'll be watching the kids. I

1:20:42.200 --> 1:20:44.240
<v Speaker 1>don't give the ship. You've got some ship to teach me,

1:20:44.360 --> 1:20:47.280
<v Speaker 1>teach me, teach me. I'm a humble motherfucker. I'll be

1:20:47.360 --> 1:20:50.000
<v Speaker 1>the first person to tell me you humble. But now

1:20:50.120 --> 1:20:56.880
<v Speaker 1>we girlsy fucking period. I'll do it because I'm trying to.

1:20:57.040 --> 1:20:58.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to flip this point and get out. You

1:20:58.920 --> 1:21:05.560
<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying. You tightening? Look tight bay, But

1:21:05.720 --> 1:21:09.760
<v Speaker 1>I look, I got at least on this body. I

1:21:09.840 --> 1:21:12.680
<v Speaker 1>got about three more years. My eggs dry up and

1:21:13.640 --> 1:21:15.760
<v Speaker 1>I need to get that. You need to put them.

1:21:17.880 --> 1:21:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Do put put your eggs in the freezer. Yeah I

1:21:21.800 --> 1:21:23.800
<v Speaker 1>thought about the freezer too, but I'm like still, But

1:21:23.840 --> 1:21:28.800
<v Speaker 1>then the surgery on the body. I feel like listen, listen, listen,

1:21:28.880 --> 1:21:31.519
<v Speaker 1>you should get the baby, not put that. Put the

1:21:31.880 --> 1:21:36.200
<v Speaker 1>eggs in the freezer. Get what's it called? Girl, I've

1:21:36.320 --> 1:21:38.920
<v Speaker 1>looked at it and then and you could get pregnant

1:21:38.960 --> 1:21:42.120
<v Speaker 1>and seven within the beat the time out of time

1:21:42.160 --> 1:21:45.680
<v Speaker 1>out time time the funk out? Who the funk? Want

1:21:45.680 --> 1:21:48.080
<v Speaker 1>to be pregnant seventy, That's what I'm saying. I don't

1:21:48.080 --> 1:21:50.160
<v Speaker 1>want to be If you get pregnant seventy, the baby

1:21:50.240 --> 1:21:53.920
<v Speaker 1>will come out thirty five years old, That's what I'm saying. Yes,

1:21:54.400 --> 1:21:57.680
<v Speaker 1>you may go to come, no one texting, come and

1:21:57.760 --> 1:21:59.880
<v Speaker 1>if father will be very happy because chold s pull

1:21:59.920 --> 1:22:03.040
<v Speaker 1>the you my baby gonna come out of sugar Daddy

1:22:03.200 --> 1:22:05.640
<v Speaker 1>like I don't want to do that. Let me be

1:22:05.760 --> 1:22:10.360
<v Speaker 1>gonna come out with a baby, motherfucker, come out with bills.

1:22:13.439 --> 1:22:16.160
<v Speaker 1>No not, but I heard about freezing the whole egg thing,

1:22:16.439 --> 1:22:19.280
<v Speaker 1>you know, because none of you are are you got

1:22:19.320 --> 1:22:30.680
<v Speaker 1>a mother either? We're all dog malls my mother. So

1:22:30.920 --> 1:22:33.439
<v Speaker 1>I was just so you are pretty much. You guys

1:22:33.479 --> 1:22:36.720
<v Speaker 1>are all a bunch of swallowers that oh God, yes,

1:22:37.600 --> 1:22:43.680
<v Speaker 1>a good children. I got two cute twin boys, you know,

1:22:43.800 --> 1:22:48.599
<v Speaker 1>you're a big kids are so freaking I want twins,

1:22:50.520 --> 1:22:55.719
<v Speaker 1>but I won't get one for you. She can that mommy,

1:22:56.479 --> 1:22:59.439
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have somebody carry the baby. I'm just scared

1:22:59.479 --> 1:23:02.120
<v Speaker 1>of gi No, you don't have to be for Yeah,

1:23:02.200 --> 1:23:04.640
<v Speaker 1>that's see now, that's what I'm saying. Now, that's not

1:23:04.760 --> 1:23:07.960
<v Speaker 1>a crazy pay traditional when it comes to being. I'll

1:23:08.040 --> 1:23:11.840
<v Speaker 1>do that ship, I'll do that wife. I don't find

1:23:12.240 --> 1:23:14.040
<v Speaker 1>the time your husband and you want to have a

1:23:14.120 --> 1:23:17.000
<v Speaker 1>husband and a wife making babies together. Wake up in

1:23:17.120 --> 1:23:19.240
<v Speaker 1>the morning, you help me, I help you do all that.

1:23:19.680 --> 1:23:21.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be. I'm not gonna be hard

1:23:21.280 --> 1:23:24.040
<v Speaker 1>be my kids right now, right now, it's like you know,

1:23:24.320 --> 1:23:26.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do that. I don't want to

1:23:26.760 --> 1:23:28.639
<v Speaker 1>do all you want to do what I don't want

1:23:28.640 --> 1:23:30.320
<v Speaker 1>to have. I don't want to carry. I don't want

1:23:30.320 --> 1:23:32.040
<v Speaker 1>to do I want to beat. I want to carry.

1:23:32.040 --> 1:23:33.920
<v Speaker 1>I would not need my belly like that. I don't

1:23:33.920 --> 1:23:37.760
<v Speaker 1>want to do none of that, beautiful wids. I don't

1:23:37.800 --> 1:23:40.439
<v Speaker 1>want to I don't want none of that. And I

1:23:40.520 --> 1:23:49.679
<v Speaker 1>want CHATCHI to be there. Get jealous, jealous, Michael Chad

1:23:53.080 --> 1:23:58.280
<v Speaker 1>say something to Mike Chachi, did you try your friend.

1:23:58.960 --> 1:24:09.000
<v Speaker 1>It's chatchy tattoo the mommy, this looks very spoiled. She

1:24:09.280 --> 1:24:13.679
<v Speaker 1>is very spoiled. She's so she a child. She's a child,

1:24:13.960 --> 1:24:19.160
<v Speaker 1>right she too? Oh no, she's a she's a Pomeranian. Pomeranian. Yeah,

1:24:19.720 --> 1:24:21.960
<v Speaker 1>she had a longer hair. R Yeah, I cut her hair.

1:24:22.120 --> 1:24:24.760
<v Speaker 1>You know what, Florida is super hot. I mean she's

1:24:24.760 --> 1:24:28.960
<v Speaker 1>on the show Peter get in trouble with Peter. Now,

1:24:30.720 --> 1:24:32.360
<v Speaker 1>she's not going to get in trouble on You can

1:24:32.479 --> 1:24:37.080
<v Speaker 1>have just not not only fans. Oh my god, you

1:24:37.120 --> 1:24:40.080
<v Speaker 1>all know about the new rules on only fans. No

1:24:40.280 --> 1:24:47.040
<v Speaker 1>more public. The more public they got me. Girls were

1:24:47.120 --> 1:24:53.680
<v Speaker 1>like doing they've been doing on in the public, like

1:24:56.160 --> 1:25:00.519
<v Speaker 1>everything in the public place. Yeah, kid, I can't be

1:25:00.600 --> 1:25:02.600
<v Speaker 1>at the beach. I can't pull my sits out of

1:25:02.640 --> 1:25:06.439
<v Speaker 1>the beach. I can't. No wait, I think you could

1:25:06.439 --> 1:25:08.280
<v Speaker 1>do it in a car, but you can't. Yeah, but

1:25:08.360 --> 1:25:10.280
<v Speaker 1>you have to be home. You can't be driving, and

1:25:10.400 --> 1:25:15.760
<v Speaker 1>you can't be people walking. There's the only fans police. Yes,

1:25:16.479 --> 1:25:19.240
<v Speaker 1>I do too. Thanks. What's that girl that made the

1:25:19.280 --> 1:25:25.240
<v Speaker 1>only Bella Thorne thanks to that bit? Yeah, she follows Michael.

1:25:25.800 --> 1:25:28.120
<v Speaker 1>That was that was the girl that was her. It

1:25:28.200 --> 1:25:29.840
<v Speaker 1>was Bella Thorne that made the money. In the word

1:25:30.280 --> 1:25:34.200
<v Speaker 1>she you know, only fans never used to do like chargebacks,

1:25:34.280 --> 1:25:39.280
<v Speaker 1>never did charge bags. She posted. She posted only the

1:25:39.360 --> 1:25:42.840
<v Speaker 1>pictures that were on her Instagram on only fans and

1:25:43.080 --> 1:25:46.880
<v Speaker 1>charge a lot of money. And she made like in

1:25:47.000 --> 1:25:51.240
<v Speaker 1>like a day to three million dollars and only fans

1:25:51.320 --> 1:25:56.439
<v Speaker 1>had to start taking chargebacks because of her popped the

1:25:57.400 --> 1:26:01.920
<v Speaker 1>bit a little arrow, a little background. You know, I'm

1:26:01.960 --> 1:26:04.720
<v Speaker 1>not even gonna lost. She had to give all that

1:26:04.760 --> 1:26:08.560
<v Speaker 1>money back. No, she she kept it because she was

1:26:08.640 --> 1:26:13.320
<v Speaker 1>bragging about it only fans as a platform. You're she

1:26:13.560 --> 1:26:19.280
<v Speaker 1>was like selling false ship, false advertising. A lot of

1:26:19.320 --> 1:26:23.479
<v Speaker 1>people tried to call the ship in repardless, and then

1:26:23.640 --> 1:26:27.960
<v Speaker 1>they implemented the chargebacks the new rules that people got

1:26:28.680 --> 1:26:31.200
<v Speaker 1>that so they can away by yeah, and now they

1:26:31.240 --> 1:26:33.120
<v Speaker 1>could buy my ship and get a charge back and

1:26:33.200 --> 1:26:39.280
<v Speaker 1>that's up. Yeah, Well we learned some new ship today

1:26:39.439 --> 1:26:43.360
<v Speaker 1>that you cannot pull your ass out in public, Like

1:26:43.640 --> 1:26:46.720
<v Speaker 1>somebody's toad comes in the frame, you better tag that

1:26:46.880 --> 1:26:49.920
<v Speaker 1>motherfucker or make them sign. Really, but I really don't

1:26:49.960 --> 1:26:52.080
<v Speaker 1>do work. I don't do work with I really don't

1:26:52.080 --> 1:26:55.000
<v Speaker 1>work with other I only do a lot of work

1:26:55.040 --> 1:26:59.160
<v Speaker 1>with a lot of I don't discriminate, I'll do I'll

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<v Speaker 1>do only fans. When did that time you ate up

1:27:01.439 --> 1:27:04.559
<v Speaker 1>a woman out only fun? You just oh only Oh god,

1:27:04.600 --> 1:27:08.479
<v Speaker 1>it's been a while, yeah of course, yeah. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>make sure I make sure I get I get remember,

1:27:11.760 --> 1:27:14.639
<v Speaker 1>I get tax I get if I do at chat

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<v Speaker 1>super into. I don't know. I didn't Anyboducci that night.

1:27:18.520 --> 1:27:22.120
<v Speaker 1>We were screaming. Oh no, I didn't know body Cuchi

1:27:22.200 --> 1:27:24.960
<v Speaker 1>that night. I didn't know nobody, no, no, no, no

1:27:25.000 --> 1:27:33.400
<v Speaker 1>no oh. That was because we were just what were

1:27:33.439 --> 1:27:37.679
<v Speaker 1>you doing? Yeah? So do you do? Do you moan?

1:27:37.800 --> 1:27:41.040
<v Speaker 1>When do you have sex? I mean probably when I

1:27:41.160 --> 1:27:44.559
<v Speaker 1>was a virgin? We're not. I mean, do I feel

1:27:44.600 --> 1:27:48.400
<v Speaker 1>like a man should moan or like say some same thing?

1:27:49.800 --> 1:27:53.320
<v Speaker 1>What do you drink? Yea, yeah, don't be quiet. It

1:27:53.479 --> 1:27:57.320
<v Speaker 1>doesn't feels to me. Yeah, all right, we'll try after

1:27:57.360 --> 1:28:02.360
<v Speaker 1>the show. I mean, I've never went the heck, I

1:28:02.520 --> 1:28:08.720
<v Speaker 1>never yet. He liked. Is that how you're like a

1:28:08.840 --> 1:28:12.040
<v Speaker 1>nasty like you like? I mean, it's like, oh my god,

1:28:12.600 --> 1:28:20.080
<v Speaker 1>my mom doesn't watch your mom. I'm black mose the internet,

1:28:21.960 --> 1:28:26.200
<v Speaker 1>black mother. I'm good unless my life aunts or something.

1:28:27.280 --> 1:28:31.640
<v Speaker 1>My aunt says, she remembers you from she used to

1:28:31.760 --> 1:28:38.400
<v Speaker 1>hang out with somebody called something. The entertainer said, Cedric

1:28:38.560 --> 1:28:44.479
<v Speaker 1>in Jersey. Um, there's a girl. Guy guy. He's a comedian. Yes,

1:28:44.920 --> 1:28:48.160
<v Speaker 1>he's not a comedian anymore, he's retired, but he something.

1:28:48.240 --> 1:28:53.280
<v Speaker 1>The entertainer the entertaining, I would remember your mother knows me,

1:28:53.520 --> 1:28:58.160
<v Speaker 1>not my mother, she's I'm saying, she knows me that

1:28:58.280 --> 1:29:03.719
<v Speaker 1>like your aunt. Oh, Michael blocks and not episode seven,

1:29:04.120 --> 1:29:10.800
<v Speaker 1>but have a whole nephew out there out like like

1:29:11.560 --> 1:29:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Michael when Jersey is she she's she's in she used

1:29:16.960 --> 1:29:21.760
<v Speaker 1>to be in Patterson. Are you saying I'm Patterson? Yeah?

1:29:22.200 --> 1:29:25.240
<v Speaker 1>I mean my dick has a passport. He's traveled. He said,

1:29:25.439 --> 1:29:29.000
<v Speaker 1>dick as a password. But I don't I don't know

1:29:31.400 --> 1:29:34.320
<v Speaker 1>did she did she describe my dick? No, she didn't

1:29:34.360 --> 1:29:37.439
<v Speaker 1>give me. No, they're not gonna talk about what they

1:29:39.320 --> 1:29:44.240
<v Speaker 1>like details and pails. Yeah, we don't want it. But

1:29:44.400 --> 1:29:47.439
<v Speaker 1>I think what s got to do with this, not

1:29:48.520 --> 1:29:53.920
<v Speaker 1>what the entertainment person but no, but her friends trying

1:29:53.920 --> 1:29:59.400
<v Speaker 1>to get and then she's got with me and you,

1:30:00.560 --> 1:30:10.639
<v Speaker 1>huh no, no, with you with you? What what hotel

1:30:10.760 --> 1:30:14.840
<v Speaker 1>was this holiday and I don't know what hotel if

1:30:14.920 --> 1:30:17.680
<v Speaker 1>it's anything. It had been like ten years. It was

1:30:17.840 --> 1:30:21.439
<v Speaker 1>a long time ago, like don't long like I think

1:30:21.479 --> 1:30:28.240
<v Speaker 1>I was like a child, like the baby. Yeah, oh

1:30:28.320 --> 1:30:31.519
<v Speaker 1>there's no money. Oh god, no no, no, there's no

1:30:31.640 --> 1:30:35.200
<v Speaker 1>baby somebody. No no, no, no, no no. This is like,

1:30:35.320 --> 1:30:38.360
<v Speaker 1>well if I did a baby twenty years old hanging

1:30:38.400 --> 1:30:43.240
<v Speaker 1>out with Michael years ago. Michael, Oh, that's actually said it.

1:30:43.320 --> 1:30:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Like I remember, Michael, never pitch up your aunt. Yeah

1:30:49.120 --> 1:30:54.840
<v Speaker 1>maybe on Facebook? Yeah yeah, not Instagram, Mike, you would

1:30:54.880 --> 1:30:58.760
<v Speaker 1>remember that. Well, I don't see the Instagram, but I

1:30:58.840 --> 1:31:02.680
<v Speaker 1>don't remember. I had a MySpace page, but she has

1:31:02.720 --> 1:31:06.080
<v Speaker 1>a Facebook, and it was it was just one of

1:31:06.320 --> 1:31:09.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, right, I was like, all right, I mean,

1:31:10.120 --> 1:31:13.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm a motherfucker. I know if I'm never I never

1:31:14.000 --> 1:31:19.840
<v Speaker 1>sing aunt before. I'm how old is your aunt? You

1:31:19.880 --> 1:31:28.760
<v Speaker 1>don't act the woman, not her, but something I'm proud

1:31:28.800 --> 1:31:35.400
<v Speaker 1>of your Michael, Mike, her aunt had sex with, said

1:31:35.439 --> 1:31:40.200
<v Speaker 1>your entertainer and Michael Block. I guess you're like in

1:31:40.240 --> 1:31:42.760
<v Speaker 1>the bloodline, you're in the in the timeline, you know

1:31:42.760 --> 1:31:45.479
<v Speaker 1>what I mean. Just it's just like it's just like

1:31:48.240 --> 1:31:50.840
<v Speaker 1>because it was like I break up hanging out with them.

1:31:51.360 --> 1:31:59.720
<v Speaker 1>That's so cool. I remember hopeflay around market. Michael Black. Yeah,

1:32:00.439 --> 1:32:05.160
<v Speaker 1>what she looked like. She probably looked real good. It

1:32:05.280 --> 1:32:09.200
<v Speaker 1>looks like me, just like with more like her nose

1:32:09.320 --> 1:32:13.120
<v Speaker 1>is a little bigger. You know, she looks like me.

1:32:13.800 --> 1:32:17.040
<v Speaker 1>A lot of women that look like it's gonna be

1:32:18.880 --> 1:32:25.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure you did not. Michael. When you have sex,

1:32:25.760 --> 1:32:29.080
<v Speaker 1>do you like your nipples was hot? Na? I just

1:32:29.920 --> 1:32:33.519
<v Speaker 1>when I like to just take control and just you know, fun,

1:32:33.640 --> 1:32:35.920
<v Speaker 1>like an animal. I know you know some men like

1:32:36.040 --> 1:32:38.880
<v Speaker 1>that and it sounds like right up, my arm's out,

1:32:39.400 --> 1:32:44.479
<v Speaker 1>my nigg is to hurt. Nipples. Yeah, you mean like

1:32:44.600 --> 1:32:48.479
<v Speaker 1>my nipples. I mean I've had my nipples tuck. But

1:32:48.680 --> 1:32:51.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean he loves that ship too much. I said,

1:32:51.680 --> 1:32:55.480
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I'm done with the nipple guy. Nipples.

1:32:56.240 --> 1:32:59.640
<v Speaker 1>Guys had guys nipples don't. I don't want, but I

1:32:59.640 --> 1:33:03.320
<v Speaker 1>don't want. Yeah, I'm a suck someone else. I feel

1:33:03.320 --> 1:33:10.519
<v Speaker 1>like like I stuck on. Like it's like I'm not

1:33:10.600 --> 1:33:12.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm not big on bass. Just take a lot. You

1:33:12.720 --> 1:33:18.599
<v Speaker 1>gotta know bars. Well, okay, so women just be thinking, boss,

1:33:20.600 --> 1:33:22.760
<v Speaker 1>you gotta nick the balls all that stucking. Women be

1:33:22.800 --> 1:33:24.280
<v Speaker 1>trying to suck the ball like it's a dig and

1:33:24.360 --> 1:33:28.880
<v Speaker 1>you can it hurts like our balls are like you know,

1:33:31.400 --> 1:33:33.000
<v Speaker 1>just it's like trying to take an egg out of

1:33:33.040 --> 1:33:40.439
<v Speaker 1>a chicken. White. He's not I do that. I mean

1:33:40.520 --> 1:33:48.439
<v Speaker 1>I used, but it's been a while. What's that. You

1:33:48.520 --> 1:33:53.000
<v Speaker 1>have to be there because it will burn you. I

1:33:53.040 --> 1:33:57.120
<v Speaker 1>mean let it burn. It is like like perm Just

1:33:57.240 --> 1:34:01.080
<v Speaker 1>don't scratch your head before you do it. I don't

1:34:01.120 --> 1:34:04.920
<v Speaker 1>like there would be messing up. I do laser, but

1:34:05.400 --> 1:34:09.040
<v Speaker 1>in between lasers, I do wax. They told me, do

1:34:09.280 --> 1:34:14.320
<v Speaker 1>do wax in between lasers because I can't go right now.

1:34:14.520 --> 1:34:20.800
<v Speaker 1>They said, she, I am waxed right now, blazer, but

1:34:21.479 --> 1:34:24.519
<v Speaker 1>they told me, don't. Wax is smooth right now right now.

1:34:25.200 --> 1:34:31.800
<v Speaker 1>It's like bleach too. But do what you do intimate leaching? Yeah,

1:34:32.360 --> 1:34:34.880
<v Speaker 1>I never did intimately. It is all one color. Like

1:34:34.920 --> 1:34:42.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm all like, I love that. I'm very looking at bleaching. Yeah,

1:34:42.240 --> 1:34:49.479
<v Speaker 1>I love that. I'm looking. I'm very interested in intimate bleaching. Yeah,

1:34:54.320 --> 1:34:57.600
<v Speaker 1>like I'm bleaching. It's all it's all one color. No

1:34:57.720 --> 1:35:02.120
<v Speaker 1>people assholes here. No, it doesn't matter if like hairing,

1:35:02.160 --> 1:35:05.680
<v Speaker 1>bump or nothing. Nothing. The like that needs to be

1:35:06.520 --> 1:35:08.360
<v Speaker 1>because don't you want all your skin color to be

1:35:08.680 --> 1:35:10.960
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to be the same. Give it to me.

1:35:11.160 --> 1:35:13.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, no, no, I got I gotta

1:35:13.200 --> 1:35:14.880
<v Speaker 1>go to the Yeah, I gotta go to the thing.

1:35:15.240 --> 1:35:18.360
<v Speaker 1>You gotta go to the doctor, like, yeah, doctor, I

1:35:18.479 --> 1:35:22.080
<v Speaker 1>mean we could do a spot day, like we should

1:35:22.080 --> 1:35:28.439
<v Speaker 1>do that. I'm come to Miami, shout out to NFL

1:35:28.720 --> 1:35:38.720
<v Speaker 1>and that's a fatty baby snacks and must see you.

1:35:40.120 --> 1:35:43.880
<v Speaker 1>She is her bad don't see she does Miki Bella's

1:35:43.880 --> 1:35:46.519
<v Speaker 1>shots because you know during Corona gained a lot of

1:35:46.560 --> 1:35:49.680
<v Speaker 1>weight and she said in the double chin so it's

1:35:49.680 --> 1:35:52.800
<v Speaker 1>like it's like liquid light bo. So they just inject you.

1:35:54.800 --> 1:35:58.040
<v Speaker 1>I would say it work O my goad. She's got

1:35:58.200 --> 1:36:01.320
<v Speaker 1>some snatches when I go see, oh my god, I looked.

1:36:01.400 --> 1:36:07.400
<v Speaker 1>It looks crazy like I look like like what. So

1:36:07.479 --> 1:36:11.360
<v Speaker 1>what we learned today is, uh, ladies, So what's better

1:36:11.360 --> 1:36:17.040
<v Speaker 1>at wax shade, bleach um burning hair off lasers? The

1:36:17.120 --> 1:36:22.880
<v Speaker 1>ba wax shave should be under the ground in the garden. Hey,

1:36:23.000 --> 1:36:28.639
<v Speaker 1>So shaving is terrible because if you start itching the colors,

1:36:28.720 --> 1:36:32.519
<v Speaker 1>nothing like a nice clean vagina. I'm a big fan

1:36:32.600 --> 1:36:36.280
<v Speaker 1>of a smooth. Just it tastes so much better, feels

1:36:36.320 --> 1:36:42.519
<v Speaker 1>so much better. So especially want the hair, the what

1:36:43.080 --> 1:36:50.320
<v Speaker 1>what the prisoners? So now so I've lasered basically a

1:36:50.439 --> 1:36:52.680
<v Speaker 1>laden strip. So now it's like I have the hair

1:36:53.080 --> 1:36:57.720
<v Speaker 1>in a strip. That's that's nice. So it's not I'm

1:36:57.760 --> 1:37:00.800
<v Speaker 1>not fully lasered off. But I would think so you

1:37:00.840 --> 1:37:05.040
<v Speaker 1>should like Mr. So, you should like Mr. T. Yeah. Yeah,

1:37:05.360 --> 1:37:09.760
<v Speaker 1>I see a girl. There's a girl on Instagram. She

1:37:09.960 --> 1:37:12.599
<v Speaker 1>has a landing strip and she dyes her landing strip

1:37:12.680 --> 1:37:14.439
<v Speaker 1>and it's so cute to me for some reason. Oh

1:37:14.520 --> 1:37:19.080
<v Speaker 1>my god, that's actually to the thing. And I'll go

1:37:19.200 --> 1:37:24.040
<v Speaker 1>to that cousin. I gotta bleaching in the diet and

1:37:24.200 --> 1:37:27.000
<v Speaker 1>she does the blanche. I've seen it with the I

1:37:27.080 --> 1:37:29.000
<v Speaker 1>thought I thought having a dick was more fun. You

1:37:29.160 --> 1:37:31.320
<v Speaker 1>have so much more fun with you'all couching the money. Yeah,

1:37:31.360 --> 1:37:38.120
<v Speaker 1>they got landing strips and hair colors and then once

1:37:38.200 --> 1:37:46.880
<v Speaker 1>a month it turns red for like four days. Yeah.

1:37:47.680 --> 1:37:52.080
<v Speaker 1>For my I put a big old tattoo where like

1:37:52.320 --> 1:38:02.840
<v Speaker 1>Lotus Lodus flower like your time tattoos. She's gonna finish it,

1:38:02.960 --> 1:38:06.519
<v Speaker 1>but I love it so cute. I have a hundred tattoos.

1:38:06.760 --> 1:38:09.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm going to finish it. I'm just I

1:38:09.800 --> 1:38:16.080
<v Speaker 1>haven't found anybody worthy enough. She's gonna give me her guys. Mom, Yeah,

1:38:16.400 --> 1:38:18.720
<v Speaker 1>she's gonna give me as good he travels. Oh yeah,

1:38:18.720 --> 1:38:21.720
<v Speaker 1>I need him, But I need him to come out

1:38:21.760 --> 1:38:23.360
<v Speaker 1>here and like stay for like a week because I

1:38:23.400 --> 1:38:25.000
<v Speaker 1>need you to finish it, like I don't want to.

1:38:25.040 --> 1:38:28.000
<v Speaker 1>Don't just do one week now and then and then

1:38:28.080 --> 1:38:33.800
<v Speaker 1>like a month. No, he justizing and doing. I get drunk.

1:38:33.880 --> 1:38:37.040
<v Speaker 1>I started cursing and fighting my tattoos. Come just just

1:38:37.160 --> 1:38:40.080
<v Speaker 1>finish it. I'm just gonna take something and like let

1:38:40.160 --> 1:38:44.000
<v Speaker 1>him just go at it. Well, ladies, thank you so much?

1:38:44.240 --> 1:38:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Will you? I had a lot of fun tonight. I

1:38:46.800 --> 1:38:50.679
<v Speaker 1>have this conversation made my boss shaped on his own. Okay,

1:38:50.800 --> 1:38:54.880
<v Speaker 1>I think you're boss. Not gonna work from now, My boys,

1:38:55.120 --> 1:38:58.679
<v Speaker 1>My boys, it's about beauty of ill pussy, not about

1:38:59.160 --> 1:39:05.040
<v Speaker 1>pussy nights and power pussy, fat pussy. I think you

1:39:05.080 --> 1:39:09.519
<v Speaker 1>got a fat one. You gotta she just like hello puss,

1:39:09.680 --> 1:39:16.120
<v Speaker 1>Like hello mother, tuck here, Hello just me. You're looking

1:39:16.200 --> 1:39:23.320
<v Speaker 1>for where we're gonna get sl su This is like

1:39:24.400 --> 1:39:27.519
<v Speaker 1>too heavy, but look good if he sings it, but

1:39:27.720 --> 1:39:32.920
<v Speaker 1>not if he plays it. Yeah, because it's okay, okay, okay, okay,

1:39:32.920 --> 1:39:38.320
<v Speaker 1>because it's a cover, it counts as a cover. Sound

1:39:39.920 --> 1:39:46.920
<v Speaker 1>keep going going when it's cold outside. I got the

1:39:47.120 --> 1:40:10.519
<v Speaker 1>mother man, well, yes, says way okay, talking about all right, ladies,

1:40:10.880 --> 1:40:13.000
<v Speaker 1>give them all your Instagram so you can follow you.

1:40:13.560 --> 1:40:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Um kid, what's your I'm back you guys, miss nick

1:40:18.200 --> 1:40:25.360
<v Speaker 1>he renee last time he last time I was here. Mimi,

1:40:25.400 --> 1:40:31.960
<v Speaker 1>what's your I g follow me some time saying it, Mike,

1:40:32.040 --> 1:40:37.880
<v Speaker 1>say to the Mike, Mimi z e one, m I

1:40:38.120 --> 1:40:40.640
<v Speaker 1>m I z one and of course thank you, and

1:40:40.720 --> 1:40:44.760
<v Speaker 1>it's your girl. KB s sure to follow me YouTube,

1:40:44.920 --> 1:40:50.040
<v Speaker 1>TikTok all that all the same like k sh on

1:40:50.960 --> 1:40:56.000
<v Speaker 1>TikTok k sh on YouTube and michaelis Arabia on Twitter

1:40:56.080 --> 1:40:59.519
<v Speaker 1>and Instagram. K you already know, yes all right with

1:40:59.600 --> 1:41:02.320
<v Speaker 1>so much fun. I came twice filming the show today.

1:41:02.840 --> 1:41:10.639
<v Speaker 1>That's okay. I knew. I owe your money. You gotta

1:41:10.680 --> 1:41:15.120
<v Speaker 1>split you gotta split it three three away instead of

1:41:15.200 --> 1:41:17.760
<v Speaker 1>pink and I just post you on my page and

1:41:17.880 --> 1:41:22.720
<v Speaker 1>tag your motherfucker's okay, God damn it. Even that's a

1:41:22.840 --> 1:41:27.320
<v Speaker 1>three thousand dollar job even, Uh, I'm five million, I'm

1:41:27.320 --> 1:41:31.400
<v Speaker 1>five millionaires. That's five thousand dollars job you're getting for free, ladies.

1:41:34.400 --> 1:41:38.800
<v Speaker 1>And I'm a movie start, a whole movie star, superstar.

1:41:39.720 --> 1:41:42.519
<v Speaker 1>I loved your move, my god, I watched your part

1:41:42.680 --> 1:41:45.800
<v Speaker 1>like so many I'm like, this is my friend, Mommy,

1:41:45.880 --> 1:41:54.120
<v Speaker 1>this is my friend presenting the Supreme Leader of next

1:41:54.160 --> 1:41:58.080
<v Speaker 1>Door Riot. Come Monday Off. I only defeat the Killer

1:41:58.160 --> 1:42:02.719
<v Speaker 1>of Liance, Tim of Elephants, the most well and doged

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Africa, Jenner, Easy Wow, Mike Oscar winning Thank You,

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<v Speaker 1>mother Suckers. The mother Sucker Podcast with me Michael Blackson.

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