Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. What's up? You brought a soccers welk up
Speaker 1: to another episode of When I Soccer with Michael Blackson
Speaker 1: and my co host Chinese best friend is here? Whoa?
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. How's everything going Chinese? Very good? Mike.
Speaker 1: You know every podcast people always wondering what kind of
Speaker 1: clothing you're wearing. It looks very extravagant, like you're going
Speaker 1: to a high school prom in a college graduation at
Speaker 1: the same time. What are you wearing? Michael Blackson? Goodness, gracious,
Speaker 1: when is that guy versuch? You gonna sign you a
Speaker 1: contracts on my floor? I need a contract man. They
Speaker 1: need to pay me to wear their fucking clothes. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're still paying for that. It should
Speaker 1: be free, relievable. The African king have comedy, Michael Blackson,
Speaker 1: wearing your clothing every day? Still have no contract? They
Speaker 1: should be paying a million dollars every time you wear it.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of money. I'll be changing clothes every second, Mike.
Speaker 1: Don't underestimate your fame, Michael blocks, So you're pretty famous.
Speaker 1: I didn't really Maybe I'm just humbled man. No, it's
Speaker 1: not how famous am I? You're pretty famous. I was
Speaker 1: looking at your TikTok analytics. You had over one point
Speaker 1: seven billion views on TikTok alone. Do everybody have that
Speaker 1: many views on TikTok? Yeah, and it's facts. I have
Speaker 1: it on my phone. I could shoot them. Is the
Speaker 1: real views? It earned? It not? You didn't pay for
Speaker 1: none of this. No. I worked for Mosaka podcast. They
Speaker 1: don't pay much. We haven't got paid yet anyways, it's
Speaker 1: been six months, but there's no way I would be
Speaker 1: paying for what they say you were faster. That's probably
Speaker 1: why I think you were faster. You have to eat.
Speaker 1: What are you wearing? Myth? This is some more free clothes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's one of your friends. D m me after you
Speaker 1: gave me that last uh triple o g the first episode,
Speaker 1: I think right, he's like, oh my god, thanks for
Speaker 1: wearing my clothing. Uh the Gary Owen Show. I was
Speaker 1: wearing that one triple o G. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and then this guy gave me like fifty of them
Speaker 1: for a lot of Thank you so much. That's good man.
Speaker 1: If you're listening to sing Chinese best from some clothes
Speaker 1: and do me a favorite, I'm not sending on your
Speaker 1: clothes because I'm not gonna wear it unless it's for
Speaker 1: Stay on the Flower. Oh. We I've been so many
Speaker 1: places in my life. I've sung a lot of songs,
Speaker 1: and I sing this song for you. You're turning Chinese
Speaker 1: best friend, Mike, You're pretty good. Luther vandros Ain't got
Speaker 1: shipped on you? You think so? Yeah? You think If
Speaker 1: I don't make it as a comedian, I could make
Speaker 1: it as a singer. Yeah. You should be a singer,
Speaker 1: like a love song, like a wedding singer. Like just
Speaker 1: like Afro afro beat, this slash love song singer. Okay,
Speaker 1: like afro beat mixed with R and B. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: should have that Affro R and B. Yeah, you'll be
Speaker 1: a perfect match. But you sing better than me. Could
Speaker 1: you sing that? What's that song you be? Oh? I know,
Speaker 1: let me take a ship first. I've sing one song.
Speaker 1: What song is that? It's gonna be a duet? Sing
Speaker 1: that fri Ince Andatra song, which one I only know
Speaker 1: how to sing, the Stevie Wonder song. Now the time
Speaker 1: is near, and now the time is near, and so
Speaker 1: I face the final curtain. M And where's the fucking lyrics?
Speaker 1: We don't tell his best friend I love that song. Man,
Speaker 1: Excuse I stay my case of which I'm certain, my friends, Huh,
Speaker 1: I've lived life that's full. I've traveled it and every
Speaker 1: high way and more much more than this. I did it,
Speaker 1: my ring. Hold up, we're done yet. Regrets. I've had
Speaker 1: a few and no regrets. Had a bet too, but
Speaker 1: too few to mention, my friends. I'll stay clear. I
Speaker 1: state my case of which I'm certain. Right, where's Brendan?
Speaker 1: We need the rest? I did it, I did it
Speaker 1: my who Hey, Mike, we should perform right like a no?
Speaker 1: Not the Grammys were in the bathroom. Yeah, that would
Speaker 1: be great. I mean there's no audience. Should be we
Speaker 1: should be fineral singers. Yeah, because right now, especially COVID,
Speaker 1: the only one is going to be in the funeral
Speaker 1: is the dead man. There's no audience, that's right, So
Speaker 1: we can't funk up their ears. Yeah, we even though
Speaker 1: we don't know. The lyrics were good. That's a great idea,
Speaker 1: singer doing COVID. Oh, Mike, you want to see the rest?
Speaker 1: I love you know? Yes, there were times or the
Speaker 1: one second we gotta be Yeah, we all gonna be together.
Speaker 1: I won't do this together. Chinnes's best friend. I like
Speaker 1: that part right there, and a good choice. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: end is near. It's so I face the final curtain.
Speaker 1: My friends. I'll say clear, I'll state my case, of
Speaker 1: which I'm certain I've lived a life that's food. I
Speaker 1: traveled each and every high way. I more much more
Speaker 1: in this. I did it my way. Regrets I I've
Speaker 1: had a few, butter then again, too f you to mention.
Speaker 1: I did what I had to do. I saw it
Speaker 1: through without examon. I plan each charting course, each careful
Speaker 1: step along the bye way, and more much more than this,
Speaker 1: I did my way. Yes, there were times I'm sure
Speaker 1: you knew when I bit off more than I could
Speaker 1: you do. When that went out, I ate it up
Speaker 1: and spit it out. I faced it all. And notice
Speaker 1: the tall and my way. What has a gun not himself?
Speaker 1: I think this is different version. This is the wrong one.
Speaker 1: This is the German version, Michael, I got the German version,
Speaker 1: and I have the gun of vision. Oh, for goodness, gracious,
Speaker 1: no wonder why we sounded like Mariah Carey and boys
Speaker 1: the man not on their prime, like now when they
Speaker 1: say you got a good voice, man, especially if this
Speaker 1: thing don't work out with podcasts you should try off
Speaker 1: like American Idol or something. Oh, probably not, I'm too old. Well,
Speaker 1: how do you have to be doing American Idol? I
Speaker 1: think you have to be like seventeen to twenty one
Speaker 1: or something for real. No, I don't know. Probably we
Speaker 1: gotta be something like a senior citizen version of it
Speaker 1: coming up soon, like a senior Idol. Yes, who's gonna
Speaker 1: be the freaking guy? Nam? What is that? The judge
Speaker 1: probably Lana Richie Stevie Wonder And the guy from the
Speaker 1: verses the other day was the guy that did the
Speaker 1: song where r Kelly was his name? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a bunch of them, Steve. It's still no good man,
Speaker 1: those guys like in the early thousands. Man, it's still good.
Speaker 1: That was the craziest show I've ever seen that. I
Speaker 1: wasn't that. You know. Their alphice alone made me just
Speaker 1: as I had a turn. They just Mike for two years,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen twelve senior citizens hang out with each other.
Speaker 1: They must got the Johnson and Johnson COVID shots. What what? Oh,
Speaker 1: there's there? They probably had the Johnson Johnson just one shot,
Speaker 1: did you know that? Yeah? The other ones is like
Speaker 1: two shots. You take one, and like three weeks later
Speaker 1: they took another shot. Johnson Johnson is one shot, but
Speaker 1: I guess that's giving it to get the niggas. Johnson
Speaker 1: Johnson one shot. Yeah, I know who's the guy that
Speaker 1: made it? Magic Johnson. Yeah, you're smart. Is that why
Speaker 1: it's called Johnson Johnson? Mike, you should join Jeopardy. You're
Speaker 1: fucking pretty intelligent. What is Magic Johnson? Yeah, he's the
Speaker 1: he's the spokesperson. Wait for the Johnson Johnson shot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got do will check that Chinese best he love
Speaker 1: to fucking much. I got my news from Gunna News exactly.
Speaker 1: It's real news. It's not real news, maybe not real time,
Speaker 1: but is there anything close to the crazy nigue On news?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's you. Yeah, it's pretty close. That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Oh man, So let's see what's what's going on before
Speaker 1: I even bring my guests. Let me see why. How
Speaker 1: can I relate my guests or something besides just um
Speaker 1: uh sex? Oh? It s a x x X goodness.
Speaker 1: You know the first ofme, I saw how she was
Speaker 1: like on Instagram. I'm not sure what I was watching,
Speaker 1: but I knew I had a lout of lotion around
Speaker 1: like Johnson and Johns baby, Johnson and Johnson baby. That's it.
Speaker 1: That's how it relates. Johnson Johnson baby oil. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: how I relate to my guests. Really yes, so um
Speaker 1: that means you're gonna take it Jonson and Johnson cod
Speaker 1: tell you I'm not taking I'm too I'm not taking
Speaker 1: a shot to they make me take it. They have
Speaker 1: to put a gun to my head, like, Okay, you
Speaker 1: gotta take this shot. No, No, I wouldn't take you
Speaker 1: unless it's gonna suck up my money, Like if I
Speaker 1: needed to make money, Like if I'm about to take
Speaker 1: a flight to somewhere, they say not without a COVID shot,
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna take my shot. Bet, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: be forcing to taking a shot. Yeah, I just want
Speaker 1: to wait like a year. I guess, right, maybe in
Speaker 1: a year that Mike Johnson Johnson might be like eight
Speaker 1: percent effected, because right now Johnson Johnson is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: sixty percent something like that. I'm like the other thirty
Speaker 1: six percent inside what it needs like breast milk inside
Speaker 1: to make it complete. Yeah, I can't believe that Johnson
Speaker 1: and Johnson, uh made by magic Johnson is I don't know,
Speaker 1: is it really made by magic Johnson? Huh? Yeah, sixty
Speaker 1: sixty sounds like a freaking shiki on his free through.
Speaker 1: Or I think he's probably worse. I think he's thirty
Speaker 1: three percent. Well, yeah, when I think about Johnson Johnson,
Speaker 1: I dont think about Johnson Johnson baby, or because I
Speaker 1: used a lot of that watching my next guest. Really yes,
Speaker 1: all right? Uh, and I've done a lot of funniest
Speaker 1: things with her. She's got a great sinse to him
Speaker 1: or sexiest fuck ladies and gentlemen. Let's give a big
Speaker 1: hand for I call a cake. I vs H Gee's
Speaker 1: goodness v h S. I've asked some shot that you
Speaker 1: can actually take. Yeah, him him, and he needs a shot.
Speaker 1: His girlfriend just broke up with him like she broke
Speaker 1: up me every three hours ago, every month? Is it?
Speaker 1: Black st Angel? Here? Can I get we get a glass?
Speaker 1: We need a shot? Okay, Okay, she's here, she's I
Speaker 1: think she's drunk. What's naught yet? V h s. Huh
Speaker 1: is it like? Uh, we're gonna find out what the
Speaker 1: ki kids? Thanksful? Her dog? Oh? Why this dog looked
Speaker 1: like me? Come on, chatchy, you can't be over here, Mike,
Speaker 1: We're gonna need to get a microphone for the dog.
Speaker 1: Come here, Chatchy shot shot shot shot shot shot shot
Speaker 1: shot shot shot shot shot, shot, shot shot. Everybody shot
Speaker 1: shot shot shot Chachy for real, for real, though you
Speaker 1: cannot be Does he have an Instagram? Yes? Shout out
Speaker 1: to CHATCHI a sage. That's my daughter, y'all my dogger.
Speaker 1: I guarantee you this dog has more followers than me.
Speaker 1: She has Like, is that jud who coming at their
Speaker 1: dog's ass? No, that's just an asshole? Is dark? Asshole? Black?
Speaker 1: Maybe black? And I've never seen my asshole really cheerous
Speaker 1: quadruple shot cheers Michael, right friend, Oh yeah, uh, we
Speaker 1: forget the dog? Shut shut? Is that for tron? Spicy kakekake?
Speaker 1: What's popping? It ain't much man, How you been every
Speaker 1: looking good? Thank you? I gained a couple of quarantine
Speaker 1: weight though it look good on you. Man. You see,
Speaker 1: I've never been a big I'm never not into like
Speaker 1: skinny girls. Man. I like, I like when you make love.
Speaker 1: I want to hear block block block block block block
Speaker 1: block see block block block block block block skinny girls
Speaker 1: like I want some block block block block block block.
Speaker 1: So what a kick kicks does an initial stance for something? Okay,
Speaker 1: So I guess like when I made up my name,
Speaker 1: I used to smoke a lot of weeds. So my
Speaker 1: name is Mikayla. So everybody called me KK Kayla, so
Speaker 1: it's just KK and then like supposed to be kake,
Speaker 1: cush Ka cash whatever you can see it. Okay, So
Speaker 1: the K kid, it's not a stand on. It's not
Speaker 1: like uh, key shop Coco Vagina, have my whole or
Speaker 1: something at my house. Okay. That means that it just
Speaker 1: she was pripp. In other words, the bish was high
Speaker 1: when she came up with this name, okay, or more
Speaker 1: like they already had my name already, you know, so
Speaker 1: I had to make up something. That's right, the kid
Speaker 1: has already gone, so she didn't know. I'm just put
Speaker 1: a bunch of letters together and I know it's available. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's got to be a VET. So that was how
Speaker 1: you made your name? Yes, Oh that's amazing. I really
Speaker 1: thought it was an upgrade for well, she was not
Speaker 1: born back then, you know VHVCR and then VHS. I
Speaker 1: remember you know, remember VHS was the Nickelodeon ones and
Speaker 1: it used to be orange. He used to be orange. Yet, Mike,
Speaker 1: you don't know VHS the tape cassette, VHS and VCR
Speaker 1: R and then VHS VC. You put the VHS in
Speaker 1: the VCR. Oh that's how it is. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: put your taking a vagina mother. Okay, maybe that's what
Speaker 1: it meant, but you just didn't know. So she VH
Speaker 1: So is she the VHS, She's the VCR. I think
Speaker 1: I'm the v h CR like that, I'm the v
Speaker 1: h S. I'm a long movie too, like Titanic. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: Titanic house as long as fun? What was another long
Speaker 1: movie dressed? Titanic was long as fun? Like God, you
Speaker 1: just drowed this boat already, So go to a sequel.
Speaker 1: Even when the boat goes under water, it's still going.
Speaker 1: The whole movie is still They still playing music. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why can't this guy playing the piano? Was he play?
Speaker 1: They're playing whatever? The violin? Yeah, I used to play
Speaker 1: the violent Yeah, because I just thought you just plowed yourself.
Speaker 1: I had no idea here like us other instruments besides
Speaker 1: your titties and your vagina. You bring your veiling because
Speaker 1: I want to hear it. No, I did not bring
Speaker 1: my I played the viola, but you didn't bring it.
Speaker 1: It's like a mini cello. It has like you actually
Speaker 1: played you played in church. No, I didn't. I played
Speaker 1: it at school. I went to art school. Oh she
Speaker 1: went to a good school, not public school. I went
Speaker 1: to public school, but I also went to performing art
Speaker 1: school all night. So what did you learn and perform instruments?
Speaker 1: You learn your art that you like, Like I was
Speaker 1: a string student, so I played in the orchestra. But
Speaker 1: they have like band, they have art, they have like
Speaker 1: broadcasting or whatever, like you can learn how to do
Speaker 1: text stuff and stuff like like, yeah, I didn't stick
Speaker 1: with it that long though, only just for like primary
Speaker 1: school and middle school. And when did you realize that
Speaker 1: your pussy is worth more than the college degree? Three
Speaker 1: minutes three months into college, I was like, I'm I'm like, um,
Speaker 1: I was trying to pay this girl. I was like,
Speaker 1: you can make I'm making a lot of money. I
Speaker 1: will pay you to finish this class. And then she
Speaker 1: was like, I don't do that. And I'm like, she's like,
Speaker 1: that's technically cheating. I'm like that that's my security guard.
Speaker 1: Come and grab this money for me. Your time. Phood
Speaker 1: is here. Yeah, Mike, you should really think about getting
Speaker 1: a dog. It's it's real nice to have a dog, Mike,
Speaker 1: because you know what, it's it's good, especially right now
Speaker 1: when your girlfriend breaks up with you every month. When
Speaker 1: your girlfriend breaks up with you every month, a dog
Speaker 1: will never break up with you. All they wanted the
Speaker 1: dog was gonna take a ship ship in my fucking house.
Speaker 1: And it's just like a baby. Man, it's a child.
Speaker 1: Is your girlfriend? That's my baby? You know what? Everywhere
Speaker 1: you see me, you see my dog. Though I know,
Speaker 1: I just thought you just pick up dogs and where
Speaker 1: you I know it's the same carrying around when she
Speaker 1: when she to pick up a straight dog and just
Speaker 1: start holding a dog. So dog is? You have dogs
Speaker 1: or cats? I actually have a cat too. I think
Speaker 1: i've seen a catting alive before. Really, I have a
Speaker 1: beautiful cat and I also have another one coming to
Speaker 1: the dog in along with the cat. Yes, loves cats.
Speaker 1: They both is a female and male, two females. And
Speaker 1: then I have a male, a spinx cat and naked
Speaker 1: cat coming spins. You have a male cat, a female cat,
Speaker 1: and a female dog. Have you ever caught him having
Speaker 1: like a three, so I'm not going to when heat.
Speaker 1: I feel like she'd be trying to hump the cat.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. Is that like being is the girl? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they can't get pregnant, it's different. Is she a lesbian dog?
Speaker 1: I think so? Maybe? Bye? Yeah? Yeah, she looks like
Speaker 1: a boy the way it works, she might be because
Speaker 1: she's like a boy. I'm confused. And then she not me.
Speaker 1: I'm confused. Do babies? And maybe one more coming? I
Speaker 1: don't know. Well, your grand might be pregnant. And maybe
Speaker 1: I was after the last year about the vegan lady
Speaker 1: might become vegan? So maybe would you ever become? Will
Speaker 1: you ever be vegan? I was vegan for six months.
Speaker 1: I lost twenty pounds and like two months though, whoa,
Speaker 1: I don't know. How did that look at you? Did
Speaker 1: you like? How you didn't? I didn't really like it?
Speaker 1: But I love cheese, so I couldn't stay vegan. You
Speaker 1: love cheese? Is it white? Because it's like you like milk.
Speaker 1: I don't like milk. I'll drink how you don't like? No?
Speaker 1: But I said you pour milk all over yourself on
Speaker 1: tory But that was almond milk. Oh yeah, milk. It's
Speaker 1: different milk. It's for lactose intolerance. Like you, Michael Blossom.
Speaker 1: I think I'm like that. I drink milk. I just
Speaker 1: do you get one milk it's good for you. I
Speaker 1: don't do milk at up. What's your favorite SI? I like,
Speaker 1: there's a special k with yogurt and bar special you know,
Speaker 1: because it's okay every kiss biggin that's the fucking jewelry, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite? I stopped drinking milk, so I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't do Syria anymore. But my favorite cereal, you know,
Speaker 1: was my favorite Sis? Yes? For goodness, yes, whoever guess
Speaker 1: my favorite cereal cereal? I was gonna say that it's
Speaker 1: not sweet enough. I'm African. I like it fruit loops,
Speaker 1: I know, fasted flakes. Nope, I like I used to like.
Speaker 1: It wasn't my favorite. Nope? What else is there? Goddamnit?
Speaker 1: It's not sweet enough. Couple puffs yet it's getting warm.
Speaker 1: I like that too, but that was my favorite. Come on,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, tricks have tricks? Yeah? I like hose
Speaker 1: um Hey, Mike, don't tell us yet. We want to
Speaker 1: think about it. I want you to get keep guessing
Speaker 1: what netter did you start? Electro mic? What letter starts
Speaker 1: with a C? Checks cap captain motherfucker crn Captain crunk?
Speaker 1: Would you cheating? You know why because I'm the captain now.
Speaker 1: Captain Crunch is my favorite sive. And then then he
Speaker 1: came out crunch berries and all those. But then I stopped.
Speaker 1: I stopped drinking milk, old milk. I like very creamy
Speaker 1: old milk. She likes you like everything creamy. I would say,
Speaker 1: I'm creamy. So all right, so let's get to the
Speaker 1: good part. Okay, she got three months into howled you said,
Speaker 1: this is not for me. Yeah. Uh, God wants me
Speaker 1: to do something else with my life, to make every
Speaker 1: purple in the world happy, to make every man happy.
Speaker 1: God bless you. He blessed you with everything though. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's nothing like a nice thick woman you have. Like
Speaker 1: I'm a good I'm very good at guessing broadsides. Let
Speaker 1: me try again to that you did you did um
Speaker 1: like You're gonna guess this one through the hold on,
Speaker 1: let me get my comra. Hold on. Well, she's yeah,
Speaker 1: but I feel like I'm going out of a double See. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was absolutely really close at all and then um,
Speaker 1: all right, so um now you make your money of
Speaker 1: just it's the only fans. It's like your favorite place. Um,
Speaker 1: I mean Instagram, Instagram period, because you do a lot
Speaker 1: of you do a lot of. I mean the thing
Speaker 1: about Instagram, you had to you had to grow your following.
Speaker 1: What I made a post the other day and I said, listen,
Speaker 1: if you're trying to come to Hollywood and be a start,
Speaker 1: Hollywood is closed. That's real. Yeah, we're no longer hiring stars. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you're trying to be a start in a hiring
Speaker 1: it's closed down. You have to go on social media
Speaker 1: and make a name for yourself and become your own star.
Speaker 1: You found a way to make yourself your own star.
Speaker 1: You have like crazy following, like six million, six million,
Speaker 1: congratulations six point four six point four six point And
Speaker 1: not only that, I mean I'm at one point that
Speaker 1: I mean, shut your page down. They shut down my page.
Speaker 1: Oh how many do you have when your page got
Speaker 1: shut down? Well, my page has been shut down over
Speaker 1: twenty times now. For twenty times. Remember I had my
Speaker 1: old when I first met you. I believe I had
Speaker 1: my old page. I didn't even have my page that
Speaker 1: now you have at that time, Oh my god, Bruno, yes,
Speaker 1: I remember you, yes, because the page you have had
Speaker 1: like remember and they made me and then that week
Speaker 1: you got your page back. Remember, remember you have good memory.
Speaker 1: You took the vegan girl's advice and started eating something
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, I you know what, I stopped eating
Speaker 1: the assay. Yeah what year was this motherethersucker two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: It's really improving on your mental The thing we're eating,
Speaker 1: the ask I think it has it takes a lot.
Speaker 1: It's like how and then they start sweating. It's just
Speaker 1: like it has to be perfect. The ass gotta be perfect.
Speaker 1: I'll be an ass that you have to notice as
Speaker 1: very well, because you have to be used to every
Speaker 1: body or though like everybody had, everybody have their own personals,
Speaker 1: bodies older really I mean not in a good way,
Speaker 1: not nothing bad like your own body, smell whatever. You
Speaker 1: gotta be used to that to like going. You just
Speaker 1: don't eat as on the first date Chinese best friend,
Speaker 1: have you eate as before? Yeah, my Chinese baby mama,
Speaker 1: that's it. No, No, I didn't know that was pussy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was pussy. That was I never had as yet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my tongue is aspergeon. So all right, so let's let's
Speaker 1: get back to what made you? Who that tongue? That
Speaker 1: tongue is? What did it? Oh? Yeah, holy crap, it
Speaker 1: was a tongue for me, Michael Blackson. She should be
Speaker 1: in a net geo channel. Her tongue is so long?
Speaker 1: What then is that Jill's graphic? How long is it?
Speaker 1: Have you ever measured your tongue? Well? I mentioned my
Speaker 1: tongue a couple of times, and I feel like it grows.
Speaker 1: And then ashurance, you know, I just gotta do tongue.
Speaker 1: Do you know you gotta try to touch your back
Speaker 1: and your thought with your tongue. Uh, then said, oh
Speaker 1: my god, you know, just gotta move it around. Yeah, Michael,
Speaker 1: you just gotta move it around more. You're not moving
Speaker 1: your tongue enough nowadays. Now did you did you did?
Speaker 1: Did you get extension from Dr Miami on new tongue
Speaker 1: or that was? No? This is my tongue since I
Speaker 1: was born. Who congrat you are? You haven't your making?
Speaker 1: Have something else? Yes? Have your making and have Salvadorean. Wow.
Speaker 1: So your parents met like the immigration office where the
Speaker 1: mine very close to immigration. But at college in Florida.
Speaker 1: Florida's like the border to Cubans. Everything else did the same. Colorge,
Speaker 1: you dropped out on down the street. So what were
Speaker 1: you studying when you was in school? Business management? But
Speaker 1: you still use that, Yeah, I used. I used a
Speaker 1: little bit. Because now you're making money and you you
Speaker 1: gotta account for your money. Are you good? You pretty
Speaker 1: good counting on your money? Yeah? Or you have help?
Speaker 1: I have accounting. Now, look at that. When I just started,
Speaker 1: I had to learn how to do taxes. I was
Speaker 1: doing taxes. When I just started doing Instagram, she was
Speaker 1: doing taxes. See, she's just not all t puts her ass.
Speaker 1: She's brains too, very intelligent, very intelligent. Nothing like an
Speaker 1: intelligent woman. Yeah, nothing like an intelligent woman with a
Speaker 1: nice as a nice set of titties. Congratulations. I hate no,
Speaker 1: there's nothing like it. Sometimes a lot of girls with
Speaker 1: big titties are stupid, usually because the brains going toties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, but her titties is smart, Like, she's smart.
Speaker 1: She got smart titties, smart as smart ass and Mike,
Speaker 1: we forgot to talk about her. Uh, she's got more
Speaker 1: jewelry than think she's six and than nine. You see
Speaker 1: that right, So that's all Johnny Dang Yeah, oh, Johnny Dang. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's Mike's friends. He's he's um Asian too, Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: seen him. All Asians don't know each other. You know,
Speaker 1: we don't know each other. I only know Michael Blockson
Speaker 1: and I'm not Asian. Jackie Chance, that's what doesn't know you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he doesn't know me, Johnny Dang. He's what is he?
Speaker 1: What is he? He name? He is Vietnamese? Really good food. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so now what let's see you because everything I think, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's the time, but it's short one Johnny Dane needs
Speaker 1: to make longer, like just like look at that and
Speaker 1: this is the banana because I'd be doing sucking videos
Speaker 1: and stuff and then I have another one coming on
Speaker 1: the way. What are you gonna have next? A popsicle?
Speaker 1: So the time is looking a popsicle in the banana. Wow,
Speaker 1: that looks expensive, Yeah, he looks. Yeah, she got the
Speaker 1: only fans, shout out, the only fans. That's right, they're
Speaker 1: paying their bills, right. What's like, what's the best month
Speaker 1: you have? Like quarantine for whole quarantine? Amazing about the
Speaker 1: house Off of that? What did you ever make a
Speaker 1: hundred grand a month. Yet over Michael Black said, do
Speaker 1: not underestimate my couci. She made one of the fucking president.
Speaker 1: The president make a hundred grand a month. No, they don't.
Speaker 1: That makes fucking four hundreds a year. That's not the
Speaker 1: makes They just control more money, but their paycheck. They
Speaker 1: got the power to control billions of dollars, but their
Speaker 1: paycheck is really four hs a year. You make one
Speaker 1: of the president, your pussy makes more than they makes
Speaker 1: more than Brad Pitt and Angelina Joe licombined to gather.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. She didn't say what you made.
Speaker 1: She makes morning the man that runs the greatest country
Speaker 1: in the world. Okay, how Coochie is worth more than
Speaker 1: Joe Biden? Wow, I didn't know that. And Camela Harris, well,
Speaker 1: that means I made more than a president of a
Speaker 1: year and a month. Agent made more of Kamala Harris. Okay,
Speaker 1: and your agent make temper. Will you make more than
Speaker 1: the president? Is true? That is true in one month
Speaker 1: Motasucker during quarantine. But we're not going to talk about
Speaker 1: that right now because the rs you know, I've been
Speaker 1: shot already. I'm not trying to get robbed and shot shot.
Speaker 1: You forgot, Michael, I tell you everything, and you forgot
Speaker 1: that I was shot. You got shot, refreshing my mom.
Speaker 1: I got shot. I got shot in twenty nineteen. The
Speaker 1: other day now eighteen Easter Sunday. Where were you like
Speaker 1: last week? Yes, I got shot on Easter Sunday and um,
Speaker 1: I was out in a park. They were doing Easter
Speaker 1: egg Hunt everything, a talent show, and like the people
Speaker 1: started arguing. I guess they had beef in the streets
Speaker 1: and they started arguing, and then you start hearing shots.
Speaker 1: Five yeah, three people got shot and I got shot
Speaker 1: and it broke my rib, bruised my lung, broke my shoulder. Yeah,
Speaker 1: straight through my whole body and it's and it stated
Speaker 1: my body. I got Dr Miami took it out for
Speaker 1: me that I loved. Dr Miami. A surgeon couldn't do
Speaker 1: it because they was trying to do like an investigation
Speaker 1: and I'm just trying to get this thing out. It
Speaker 1: started making me break out. You know that metal is
Speaker 1: like really bad for you and stuff like that. My
Speaker 1: back was breaking out where it was coming through, Like
Speaker 1: your body removes what's not needed in your body, so
Speaker 1: like kept pushing it to the surface because it stopped
Speaker 1: by my spine and it just kept moving and moving
Speaker 1: it could and I when I, um, I just got shot.
Speaker 1: They were like, oh my god, Like when I did
Speaker 1: the MR right and everything, they were like, it's like
Speaker 1: like an inch from your heart and like a couple
Speaker 1: of seven meters from your spine. Like that the worst did.
Speaker 1: You're just lucky. You even do nothing. You just in
Speaker 1: the wrong place of the wrong tim I never thought
Speaker 1: that could really happen. Like I'm always curious, like whenever
Speaker 1: I'm driving the highway, I'll be scared like another car
Speaker 1: and just fly into mind that too, and you get
Speaker 1: real paranoid, and I could be like I'm right here
Speaker 1: and these people arguing it and boom, you could get
Speaker 1: shot just like that. Well, thank god you made it up.
Speaker 1: You made it through a tough woman. Block block block block,
Speaker 1: She's alive. Thank you. I'm glad you're here because then
Speaker 1: I would have had no one, a jerk off bullet
Speaker 1: would have went to the wrong fucking part of your body. No,
Speaker 1: I think it was Yeah, I got a forty block
Speaker 1: forty damn strong. Wow, So you made what the president
Speaker 1: making the whole year. She made that in one month
Speaker 1: doing quarantine. Thank god she made money. I lost money.
Speaker 1: I lost I just because much I lost was listening
Speaker 1: to me. I don't worry. My nobody listens to part Na.
Speaker 1: My baby mother listens to it. I'm sure only Nigeria
Speaker 1: worked up for. But yet, well, hey, it worked out.
Speaker 1: I'm glad it worked out for. You made some money.
Speaker 1: He brought you a house. Congratulations. Hold up, yes, we
Speaker 1: need a shot. We need a shot. You know what
Speaker 1: it's like to be like I mean, that's like a
Speaker 1: dream come true. As a black said, we never bought nothing, right,
Speaker 1: and they're coming from Jamaica. You come from jam Jamaican
Speaker 1: parents probably poor, right nothing, and then now you know
Speaker 1: you can go and buy your own house. They're very
Speaker 1: proud of me. I would say, did you know that
Speaker 1: your is pussy money? I feel like my dad doesn't know,
Speaker 1: but my mom kind of knows. It's a fisher mother
Speaker 1: suck at. My Patreon page is now live my weekly
Speaker 1: Titty Tuesday and to work on Thursdays, moving exclusively to Patreon,
Speaker 1: where they would no longer be sensor about the social
Speaker 1: media companies. I would also be sharing daily updates plus
Speaker 1: show announcements here first see you on Patreon. Your mother
Speaker 1: saw cuts because I've been on your own life with
Speaker 1: you before. Your mom has been a house and I mean,
Speaker 1: you don't think you're a doctor or nothing, right, No, No,
Speaker 1: she knows that. She'll be like, yeah, I support my daughter.
Speaker 1: She's twerking on life. When I first started doing Instagram,
Speaker 1: remember I was sucking vegetables and stuff, and my aunt
Speaker 1: called her. It was like your doctor a porn star.
Speaker 1: She's sucking food. She deep tuning but the Internet. And
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm just like, oh my god, mommy,
Speaker 1: and she's like, no, my dactor would never do something
Speaker 1: like that for the internet. Your auntie said that. And
Speaker 1: when your mom said, but you give me my money,
Speaker 1: She's like, oh no, she's deep through for the Lord. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know when Jamaican women hit a certain age, they
Speaker 1: are all about the Lord. Yes, yes there was a
Speaker 1: Hootie MoMA back in the day. But anything with your mom,
Speaker 1: your mom probably she loves you to jet. When your
Speaker 1: parents love you, you can't can't nothing you like you
Speaker 1: say about you infect them. Like my daughter is a
Speaker 1: good girl. I want to hear as my mother and
Speaker 1: my mom don't I might have ten bitches. My mom
Speaker 1: thinks I'm the best holy son ever. You know, maybe
Speaker 1: this and I'm just being treated wrong by those ten bitches.
Speaker 1: Can't I can't do nothing wrong in my mother's eyes
Speaker 1: because I'm only My mom has eight children. Because I'm
Speaker 1: not want to take scared mom, so I keep anybody
Speaker 1: any My brother tries to say about me to my mom,
Speaker 1: she don't want to hear. No. No, man, Mike just
Speaker 1: had four something with four bitches. I don't want to
Speaker 1: hear Mike. It's a good guy. He's probably playing for
Speaker 1: the women, because yeah, you're not. You're hating brother. Mom.
Speaker 1: I had a forceome, Mike. You didn't mean him have it.
Speaker 1: He was forcing into it four women to attack to
Speaker 1: you and started sucking your dick without your permission. I
Speaker 1: already know what happened. You're a good boy, Mike. They
Speaker 1: just grab your balls for no reason. For beautiful women
Speaker 1: just grab your balls and and you're digging balls, Mikey.
Speaker 1: She's probably like he was just trying to make me
Speaker 1: a Grandchild's trying to give me a beautiful grandchild. You're
Speaker 1: hitting it as broke as you broke, brother, Get out
Speaker 1: of here. Mike is a good child. Look like you're
Speaker 1: a good joke. You build your mother a whole school
Speaker 1: in Ghana. It's been built, it's not ready yet. Maybe
Speaker 1: she'd come and teach them how to make money? Can
Speaker 1: you teach you? And she would teach them sometimes, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean I could can come and teach them how
Speaker 1: to like sell the at least I'm not selling. I'm
Speaker 1: not selling well online. I mean just you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. Online is good. Only fans is good. It's
Speaker 1: safe anybody. But I think it's safer than stripping to
Speaker 1: make fours in a month or like, I mean, people
Speaker 1: will request you to they want to picture of the
Speaker 1: inside of your asshole for like thousand dollars. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they like want like pictures of your feet moving, and
Speaker 1: like they want you to spit on your toes and
Speaker 1: they want you to like do some weird what's the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing you ever had? Somebody? Actually do they want? Okay,
Speaker 1: So some people be asked for some crazy stuff, Like
Speaker 1: I would say the weirdest one is like they'd be
Speaker 1: asking me a series of questions like if I was
Speaker 1: a rice green, would you swallow me? Yeah? And then
Speaker 1: they were like okay, Like people want to see you
Speaker 1: like the back of your throat, They want to see
Speaker 1: all the way in your mouth. Let me see your
Speaker 1: whole whole mouth. Everything they want to see you take,
Speaker 1: They want to see you ship ship. I didn't know
Speaker 1: somebody would pay for that. I think eighteen times a day.
Speaker 1: I cannot. I cannot do that though this time my
Speaker 1: ship would have been making me money. No, mothersucker, it's
Speaker 1: her only her ship, only that our ship. Somebody would
Speaker 1: pay us not to do it. And the thing is
Speaker 1: like I only use the restroom one time a day. Really,
Speaker 1: so somebody said that there's a thousand dollars. Can you
Speaker 1: take a shape? Now? You ain't gonna so do you
Speaker 1: go take some fucking Bapti business. They're gonna make you
Speaker 1: enough ship, some lexatives. You can make the styles and
Speaker 1: dollars real quick. I mean I have never done and
Speaker 1: I feel I feel like that's like the that's so open.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain it, but like that,
Speaker 1: would you make them pay before you take this ship?
Speaker 1: How does the whole thing work? You're gonna take a
Speaker 1: chance of taking a ship for free? Oh yeah, on instagra,
Speaker 1: on only fans. You send a video and you lock
Speaker 1: it until they send the money to unlock it. Yeah. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. So good. What is the most that
Speaker 1: somebody pay for like one video or something? Um, only
Speaker 1: fans have a limit right now. It never used to
Speaker 1: really be like that and something dollars You could send
Speaker 1: the video video and chopped the chopped the pieces to
Speaker 1: get the whole video, and two hundred each chopped the
Speaker 1: piece all the slick way, so that could be two.
Speaker 1: So it's like first videos like in the second one
Speaker 1: like and dollars. Wow, three ms and up. Yeah that's
Speaker 1: that's longer. So can you? Um, when you think you're
Speaker 1: retired from this, I mean we use young yall? You
Speaker 1: got another you probably for another one, just turn so
Speaker 1: I could I got a dachiki order than you. My
Speaker 1: outfit that's older than you for real, Damn, you got
Speaker 1: a long way to go. Well maybe if I have
Speaker 1: a kid, um, well, don't have whatever. Somebody pay you
Speaker 1: ten thousand to give birth to your kid for only
Speaker 1: fans like a video of you. That's too cheap. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cheap. Ten thousands, that's too cheap. What can They're
Speaker 1: gonna have to cut some diapers motherfucker hair unluck for
Speaker 1: So if he had a baby, would you be up
Speaker 1: toave your daughter had only friends? Um, I feel like me.
Speaker 1: I feel I would. I would be upset because my
Speaker 1: daughter shouldn't have to be have to do that because
Speaker 1: I already went through that. I already went through that.
Speaker 1: I took it for the team. Motherfucker's Yeah, that would
Speaker 1: be so disrespectful. I feel like, you know, I left
Speaker 1: my mom's house when I was seventeen, Like I ran
Speaker 1: away everything, and I started kidnapp just ran away. I
Speaker 1: ran away because I felt like I was being treated right.
Speaker 1: And I started dancing and started making money, and like
Speaker 1: I thought money was a thousand dollars, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. So then like I moved on from there,
Speaker 1: and then I started doing Instagram and it just kept
Speaker 1: growing and I was able to take care of myself.
Speaker 1: So I feel like my child shouldn't go through that. Wow,
Speaker 1: she's a nice girl. So no, I mean, somebody subscribe.
Speaker 1: How many subscribers do you have? You know, a lot,
Speaker 1: like hundred and not a thousand. I have a hundred
Speaker 1: thousand on one of my pages. A hundred and nineties
Speaker 1: seven thousand? Is that a free page or is that
Speaker 1: a free one. I have a free page, and I
Speaker 1: have a paid page, and I have ten eleven twelve
Speaker 1: thousand on my my page. I think, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but the free pages where they all paid for the
Speaker 1: actual videos and answer and stuff right that they cannot
Speaker 1: And I talked to all my fans and all my
Speaker 1: followers are only fans. So if you you have me
Speaker 1: subscribed on any of my only fans, you're talking to me.
Speaker 1: I sit there on. You don't have like a fake
Speaker 1: person talking for you know a lot of girls do.
Speaker 1: But I do be talking to y'all, know, yeah, because
Speaker 1: sometimes you think I'm talking real? Kk you talking to
Speaker 1: some guy that sound against? Yes? Hello, you think you
Speaker 1: you want to see my titties? Stay lest Mike, you're
Speaker 1: hired for you? How much you gonna pay me? I'll
Speaker 1: pay you because I'm not really good at the talking.
Speaker 1: That's not I feel like my voice is so ugly
Speaker 1: you want to outsource it to China. You're not shy,
Speaker 1: you just think you got ugly voice. I am shy,
Speaker 1: I would say, because you know I'm nervous to do everything,
Speaker 1: so like I feel like my voice when I hear
Speaker 1: my voice play back. I'm like, this is not sexy.
Speaker 1: Hate you hate your voice? Yeah, don't you hear I
Speaker 1: hate my voice. That's why I never listen to listen
Speaker 1: to our podcast. Believe that I would agree. I might.
Speaker 1: I might watch this probably like a while from now
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, this is so curte. Are you
Speaker 1: something good? I could hear you real nice Chinese best friend?
Speaker 1: How do I sound? Yeah? You something like little mermaid.
Speaker 1: Little mermaid can't say little mermaid. And she smoked a
Speaker 1: lot of cigarette, motherfucker cigarette. Now you don't do nothing.
Speaker 1: You're a good girl, right, Yeah, I just drink a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's take another yot tequila. Congratulations on your new house.
Speaker 1: And do you have a boat. She can't swim, Okay,
Speaker 1: I can't be swimming. Now I just get in the water. Swim.
Speaker 1: We just get we just go to the pool. We
Speaker 1: just hang out outside the pool and put our foot
Speaker 1: in the water and then we waved to the chicks.
Speaker 1: We don't really God is likeline, Jesus Christ, where did
Speaker 1: you get this tezila from? Miss from motherfucker God? It'll
Speaker 1: solve the refresh so strong? So the um all right,
Speaker 1: So you want to have a kid, you want one
Speaker 1: day and not used to one years old. Maybe you
Speaker 1: want two kids, like a boy and a girl like
Speaker 1: my mom. My mom had a boy and a girl.
Speaker 1: My brother's name is Michael whoa, that's my angel, that's
Speaker 1: my baby brother. He's my older brother. But I just
Speaker 1: love somebody. You can brow money from you sometimes, he
Speaker 1: asked me. No, he does not ask for money. He
Speaker 1: makes his own money. What does he do? He has
Speaker 1: only plan for boys. He makes his own money and
Speaker 1: he goes to college. But that's good. I was hoping.
Speaker 1: I thought he'd be the only fans too, like jerking
Speaker 1: out for the girl. He's lucky. He's very lucky. Girls
Speaker 1: like send me a picture of your testicles. Just one ball.
Speaker 1: I'm like, would want to see one, so tuck the
Speaker 1: other one and for two. Do you think Michael Blackston
Speaker 1: should open his only fans and how much revenue he
Speaker 1: should bring every month? I think you should open only fans,
Speaker 1: and I feel like you should be You know you
Speaker 1: could do it really great estimate how much do you
Speaker 1: think you'll make a month? I think you could make
Speaker 1: you can make month. Oh, Michael Blackson, I had no idea.
Speaker 1: My dicking boss is worth that much with all these
Speaker 1: beautiful women that you have around you, just you know
Speaker 1: them are you don't even have to suck them up.
Speaker 1: I don't have to, don't be, I don't just house.
Speaker 1: It's a difference. I'm just playing, all right. So a
Speaker 1: hundred grand a month, you know what when it's all
Speaker 1: said and done, because you know right now, I mean,
Speaker 1: like the biggest movie on Earth. I would say they're
Speaker 1: probably gonna not get me in the third sequel if
Speaker 1: I keep doing a Paul Piers on these motherfucker's that
Speaker 1: you say, I got fired on his day off like Friday.
Speaker 1: What kind of cragship was that motherfucker? But yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I would probably, I think me and that's just
Speaker 1: a bunch of beautiful girls. I think it would work
Speaker 1: because Tiger is doing that, right, He's taking a lot
Speaker 1: of money. Tigers doing it. My photographer is doing it
Speaker 1: like my photographers shoot hello, bad bitches, and then he's
Speaker 1: just be like, just just give me a swort video quick.
Speaker 1: Oh all right? And then I could just charge what
Speaker 1: like on you what can I charge a month? Like?
Speaker 1: Keep it low? Yea? You could you start off high
Speaker 1: and go down low. You could you could do forty
Speaker 1: and then somebody would pay up subscription forty do I
Speaker 1: have to see guys were paid because I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: a lot of beautiful ladies around, Like imagine him having
Speaker 1: a girl that never done any only fans and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm here with so and so. I'm here and
Speaker 1: we're about to get naughty. I'm here wither I have
Speaker 1: to dump the subscription like that one. And then after that,
Speaker 1: I'm doing three something with Monique Precious, oh gosh, and
Speaker 1: then I want you to watch. You know, a lot
Speaker 1: of people are into BW. I like b W. I
Speaker 1: heard that they're couch more weather weather and juicy and
Speaker 1: thinking I'm getting boys getting hard just thinking about BBWs.
Speaker 1: But you know, I guess no, no, you look good
Speaker 1: nothing like. But you know, at one time I had
Speaker 1: a real I had a baby w many many years ago,
Speaker 1: and she broke the frame on the bed. Really yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like was having sex. It was like block block block
Speaker 1: block block block block block block block block block block
Speaker 1: block ain't if she ain't breaking frames before block block
Speaker 1: block and all of stuff. I'm just here and then
Speaker 1: boom boom, and I just kept going block block block
Speaker 1: block block You have warranty on the bed. Did your
Speaker 1: blady Nike or something? Na, it was I was broke
Speaker 1: at that time. You just had to put braks. I
Speaker 1: made it there. Not My bead is made for like
Speaker 1: six b b ws. Whoa. But my bed ist made
Speaker 1: for like me and like four women. It's like a
Speaker 1: threesome bad custom Oh no, this is custom made. I'll
Speaker 1: show you the bed after the show. It's not. It's
Speaker 1: it's like a custom made bad It's like they have,
Speaker 1: uh the show the bedroom subscribe. Yeah, maybe they could
Speaker 1: pay just to show the that's a good idea. One
Speaker 1: thousand a second. Damn. So that's what's up? So what's um?
Speaker 1: I mean, what's what's after that? Like, I mean, I'll
Speaker 1: get no, nobody gets tired making money, but like do
Speaker 1: you want eventually? But you're still young too, so you
Speaker 1: got like another ten fifteen years. I don't know what
Speaker 1: she could be a billionaire? Well I can see right,
Speaker 1: want to have a kid, like like for your thirty
Speaker 1: grand like we want to have a baby, like you
Speaker 1: want to have it that soon. My mom had me
Speaker 1: when she was Yeah, but your mom wasn't making four
Speaker 1: a month either, motherfucker. She would have put that baby
Speaker 1: back in her stomach, you know, and left that left
Speaker 1: here the nearest abortion clinic. I'm saying, if I'm making
Speaker 1: for a hundred grand a month, like fifty a month
Speaker 1: as a woman, I mean you make more money than
Speaker 1: presidents and the lawyer's doctors. Yeah, my god, that's so crazy.
Speaker 1: I'd be thinking like that about that in your life ever.
Speaker 1: You want me to tell you when I was younger.
Speaker 1: When I was younger, I used to tell my brother
Speaker 1: all the time, I'm like, Michael, I'm gonna be famous
Speaker 1: and I'm going to have so much money, okay. And
Speaker 1: my brother has to rebold palsy and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make you. I'm gonna I'm gonna make sure you
Speaker 1: could walk really really good, and I promise, okay. And
Speaker 1: I used to tell him that all the time, and
Speaker 1: he was like, I know you're gonna be a rock star.
Speaker 1: That's what he told me. So, like like when I
Speaker 1: started doing Instagram and like I used to always tell
Speaker 1: them I'm at nine hundred thousand, I'm at one million,
Speaker 1: I'm at two million. He was like, oh, good job.
Speaker 1: I always know you're gonna be a rock side. Like
Speaker 1: he still tells me that this So you were seeing
Speaker 1: that thing go, you already see it and you are famous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's but you put in work. Though it didn't happen overnight.
Speaker 1: You had to put in work. You started off debt
Speaker 1: exot against Andy, you know, and then you still have
Speaker 1: two people understand like building your fan basis work. You
Speaker 1: have to entertain them. You gotta keep entertaining and we
Speaker 1: and then that's that's how they keep coming and that's
Speaker 1: how to stay. And you know what, when I first
Speaker 1: started doing Instagram, I didn't even talk on Instagram. I
Speaker 1: was so nervous, like when I used it, Like I
Speaker 1: have my manager from from when I started Instagram too.
Speaker 1: Now it was both of our dreams to do this,
Speaker 1: Like we put our heads together to do this, and
Speaker 1: he was like, you have to talk to your fans
Speaker 1: and to be like I can't even like the camera
Speaker 1: comes on, I'm like, I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1: So you was about like I was like eighteen seventeen
Speaker 1: eighteen when I just started doing Instagram. It's um, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I've been doing it. But then my
Speaker 1: manager went to jail, so I didn't do it for
Speaker 1: like a whole year and I took it serious. So
Speaker 1: this is my third year doing Instagram. He was, he
Speaker 1: want to shot you by ex It's a long story,
Speaker 1: long story making sure do tell we have enough memory
Speaker 1: stick on the camera. I think wow. So when he
Speaker 1: went I mean, what happened? And he had to do
Speaker 1: this on your own. I just was dancing and I
Speaker 1: did a couple of videos. They went pretty viral. Like
Speaker 1: I did a boat video, like a lot of people
Speaker 1: see it, like over a billion or something. People that
Speaker 1: was like a million was like, oh my god for
Speaker 1: me back then, like it's like, oh my god, a
Speaker 1: million whatever, you know what I mean? Because now you
Speaker 1: see like three million, four million? What the most? You're saying,
Speaker 1: what what points you have with the most millions? About four?
Speaker 1: You know what? I'm not sure, but reels these days
Speaker 1: really do good. I have like I think three or four,
Speaker 1: yet four four or five. Sometimes we're about to make
Speaker 1: a TikTok video that's gonna be forty million views. Let's
Speaker 1: do it. The last time I Mike had the most
Speaker 1: was thirty three million views. Let's do it. Thanks's best friend,
Speaker 1: A good shot Chinese best friend. If you ever get hurt,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not gonna well, me and Mike gonna
Speaker 1: work in Florida. Me and Mike, Michael, We're gonna work
Speaker 1: in Florida. We're gonna open up our own only funds.
Speaker 1: My girl, she wanted, my girl want to move to
Speaker 1: the floor Miami before she broke up with me. Really,
Speaker 1: maybe she moved there without you, mothersucker, she says, she mind.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about it, but it's okay. Now I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna stay in this penthouse and just um, you're
Speaker 1: lonely again, Mike, What are you gonna do today? I
Speaker 1: beat my meat, chock my chicken. But for my suspect,
Speaker 1: she lived in a whole different stage. I'll live in
Speaker 1: just calor is easy one too. She's probably next door
Speaker 1: in the hotel. I'm just gonna just now. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna just crsh Shaunty back. Oh yeah, Rihanna, you know
Speaker 1: by my ex and just call my exes back, Rihanna.
Speaker 1: I love Rihanna. She's a hot, isn't. Yeah? Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: she's cool. Yeah, that's Mike's friends. Yeah, I'm going to
Speaker 1: get her pregnant. Time they dated for a while. You
Speaker 1: and Mariana more in my mind, in his mind then
Speaker 1: they broke up in my mind then got back together.
Speaker 1: I feel like I would date Rihanna? Would you really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you stick that long tongue? And how could she?
Speaker 1: I think I would she stick in her ass? Maybe? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But she's a hot I love her like how she
Speaker 1: carries herself. Yeah, she's really good and she has a
Speaker 1: really nice umbrella. I guess that's his friends. Would you
Speaker 1: let Rihanna? You know, like, uh, I am poor and
Speaker 1: I don't need money, and I mean a relationship with
Speaker 1: a baby. I think that's scripted. Okay, no that's not so.
Speaker 1: How did you break the shyness? You think? Just just
Speaker 1: just decided like I'm not gonna be shy. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna just I mean, and like everything was really working out,
Speaker 1: so I was just like, maybe they do deserve to
Speaker 1: hear me talk to them. Maybe they do deserve more.
Speaker 1: So I started giving more and it started really working out.
Speaker 1: And then I started drinking tequila. Would make your own
Speaker 1: how much? Um? I mean, you start making money? So
Speaker 1: now you gotta look good for your fans? You know?
Speaker 1: How did you do it? Some work to your body?
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm going to say, you know, I really
Speaker 1: I love my um. Dr Miami is my friend and
Speaker 1: and I love him. He took out my bullet from me,
Speaker 1: You know, Dr Miami, Doctor miamis, how did you find
Speaker 1: a bullet? You took like an extra m r. I
Speaker 1: he saw where he was. No, I told you it
Speaker 1: was surfacing. Damn. We kept moving like it was coming out.
Speaker 1: So just coffee, just pop out your pussy making so
Speaker 1: much easier. But I need I need to learn how
Speaker 1: to do that. I guess like I know how to
Speaker 1: move the muscles, but I mean, I mean I heard like,
Speaker 1: so I don't know how real this said, Like let
Speaker 1: me know, you know, because I know BBL is like
Speaker 1: transferring fat from like one party by to the other.
Speaker 1: Can you pretty much put fat anyway? Can I make
Speaker 1: my Can a woman make a pussy fatter? I think
Speaker 1: I think so it's natural because you gotta have a
Speaker 1: hell of my pussy being fat since I was, you know,
Speaker 1: that's the Spanish side, I think forever. Yeah, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan of Facculci. You like Faculty Chinese
Speaker 1: best friend or you just like well, I think I
Speaker 1: have the prettiest, baddest Cuchi. I have to follow your
Speaker 1: only fans I have to subscribe. Can you give him
Speaker 1: a disco on one month? Maybe I throw through a
Speaker 1: discount on my page for everybody who watching list. Put
Speaker 1: in a car. We're gonna get a lot of use.
Speaker 1: Might be number one. We're gonna subscribe to our page
Speaker 1: Chinese best friend? Yeah, with your credit card? Can get
Speaker 1: You can't subscribe to my correct card? At home? Why not?
Speaker 1: My family is gonna be like Ralph's groceries. Groceries only fans. Oh,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Then? I'm gonna live in your couch forever?
Speaker 1: Would you like me? I don't do no roommates, man,
Speaker 1: I had I'm always like even my house back, I
Speaker 1: was in this whole big hot by myself. I just
Speaker 1: I just like to just be alone. I would agree,
Speaker 1: Like even when I travel and stuff like people want
Speaker 1: to travel with me and stuff like that, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I love my privacy. I love sleeping naked. I love
Speaker 1: walking naked. Like it's gonna be awkward. You're in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: I'm just here sleep naked. I think it's best sleep ever,
Speaker 1: even if your period is only still sleep naked because
Speaker 1: it's a tampon sticking out like a mouse. I don't
Speaker 1: wear tampons. I wear a cup. Diva cups. We haven't
Speaker 1: heard that. Yeah, it's a cup. It's a silicone cup
Speaker 1: and it's great for the environment, and you just fold
Speaker 1: it up really die frame. She's three years old. That's
Speaker 1: a nineteen sixties did from. I'm sorry, di from I
Speaker 1: think is what Maryland Monroe time. N Really, I'm going
Speaker 1: to show you a picture of what a diva cup is.
Speaker 1: And it's he just a silicone cup and he just
Speaker 1: really like squeeze it really tight and push it in
Speaker 1: your couchie like a tampon. This isn't right here. You
Speaker 1: can still have sex. You can have sex. They also
Speaker 1: have something called like this cup, and it's called the flex.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think I heard it reflex to reflect
Speaker 1: you stop your period. It doesn't stop your period. It
Speaker 1: just stops your period from coming down. And you take
Speaker 1: it out because you know you have to take it
Speaker 1: out and emptiest how do you take it out? Goes
Speaker 1: in it? All the blood goes in the cup. Okay mita,
Speaker 1: she says, yes, do not have so? Okay, so on
Speaker 1: the Diva cup they have a little piece of something
Speaker 1: that's sticking out. Okay, um and you just pull on
Speaker 1: that for it to come out your couci. You see
Speaker 1: that little string right there, no springs attached. Okay, just
Speaker 1: fill it out and then all the bloods from the
Speaker 1: blood come off. So that's what that's what you use. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's good because I know like a lot of time
Speaker 1: strippers the period come on, they should call out sick, right,
Speaker 1: No strippers when they're on the period, they just stick
Speaker 1: a tamp on and cut off the string. Oh that's
Speaker 1: a shame. These guys are spending hundreds of dollars and
Speaker 1: they can have no chance. They have no idea? Is
Speaker 1: a buller catchup? And that did that happened to you? Mike?
Speaker 1: When you're the French Friend and Buffalo Wings at the strip,
Speaker 1: it's like a crime scene. Oh god. I mean, strip
Speaker 1: clubs have the best food. They do. Got the best chicken.
Speaker 1: It's always it's just something about titty's pussy and chicken
Speaker 1: clost all together. I went to a cub and Houston.
Speaker 1: I forgot the name of it, but they had the
Speaker 1: best lamp shops, like ever had something with the best
Speaker 1: lamp chops fall off the bone. Lamp is my favorite
Speaker 1: vegan you tell my lamb chops. I make the best
Speaker 1: lamp shops. Actually really cook. I cook some food. Who
Speaker 1: to cook? My dad's a chef, finish chef for twenty years.
Speaker 1: He cooked for like all the present. Your dad he
Speaker 1: is in pomp Pompae Island. Did he know about what's
Speaker 1: going on with you know? He don't know? Really well,
Speaker 1: you don't know. I hope you don't listen to my podcast, Mike, No,
Speaker 1: we block that. Your father. Where does he live in
Speaker 1: the Palm Beach Palm Beach area. Yeah, he's over there
Speaker 1: with Trump. Yeah, he cooked for Trump. He cooked for
Speaker 1: his sister. Yeah, cooked for Jeff Epstein, Kim k M.
Speaker 1: He used to be a private chef everything, like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a great chef. I love his food. How old
Speaker 1: is your dad? My dad's fifty three. Okay, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: pretty good. Is he still hear? Your mother? Not together? No,
Speaker 1: they're not together any What happened? Was he cheating? Or
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, cultures are different? Who is
Speaker 1: that you're making your mother? My mom is Jamaican. Dad
Speaker 1: is out Salvadora. You know, sometimes let me guess, probably
Speaker 1: why tell us? I mean she's Jamaican. You know, she's
Speaker 1: like a tough woman. She might he probably got a
Speaker 1: little dick. That's probably why I know you don't hear
Speaker 1: but about your parents or your dad's from Jamaica. My
Speaker 1: dad is Yeah, so your mom is Jamaican. She's probably
Speaker 1: used to like pick up dick. Excuse me. I hope
Speaker 1: she's not listening, you know, because I think I heard
Speaker 1: that Jamaican is our next to Africans, Like we got
Speaker 1: the motombos, they got the we got, we got the mendingo,
Speaker 1: they got the same boats, and then and then you
Speaker 1: come down to like um, then the Black Americans and
Speaker 1: then maybe the Latinos after that. So yeah, probably it
Speaker 1: must be the air. They have fresh air and good
Speaker 1: food and like the fruit, the vegetable. Have you have
Speaker 1: you been to outside the door? Yes? I have, And
Speaker 1: they have cows roaming the streets and everything. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's crazy over there. It's like like we mean like
Speaker 1: when I went to, say these bands and then a cow,
Speaker 1: No mercedes, none of that. Like, um, I went to
Speaker 1: where my dad's from. It is like a village and
Speaker 1: then like there's chickens and I hate frogs, and there
Speaker 1: was frogs everywhere. Oh my god, they're so discussing. I
Speaker 1: hate that. I love chicken. Did you have you ever
Speaker 1: killed your own chicken before? No, but I've seen it.
Speaker 1: I've seen it. How did you do? How do they
Speaker 1: kill it? They just cut their pop that's mean, I
Speaker 1: do it. And then they just take off their feathers
Speaker 1: right there? What do my goodness, I do it. I've
Speaker 1: killed chicken in Africa plenty of time. Yeah, no, it's
Speaker 1: a kid. But what I do. I'll grab both of
Speaker 1: the legs and grab both for the wings and put
Speaker 1: one leg, one of my legs on their legs and
Speaker 1: put my other leg on the wing that it's not moving.
Speaker 1: And then I grabbed the neck and I pilled some
Speaker 1: of the hair off the neck. Then I then I
Speaker 1: take a knife and I cut a little bit of
Speaker 1: the um. I don't cut it like dude, just sort
Speaker 1: of chopping it all off. I just cut a little
Speaker 1: bit off. And then why my foot is always his
Speaker 1: legs and his wings. So why don't you just like
Speaker 1: they wouldn't even know, just cut their head off like
Speaker 1: around crazy? You just you don't know. Listen, she just
Speaker 1: cut it and just hold it in her hand. And
Speaker 1: that's torture, your cure. No, mans, is like killing him,
Speaker 1: killing himselfly with his whole life, with his words, kidding
Speaker 1: solvely with Don. I just sang best friend. Well we're
Speaker 1: gonna get suited by Lauren hill Abody want to see
Speaker 1: us friends and cho luring hell everybody. But yeah, what's up?
Speaker 1: Mother Sucks? This is your African King up coming Michael Blackson.
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Speaker 1: Your dog is so well trained, what how do you
Speaker 1: train his dog? Do he watch your only fans? Do
Speaker 1: your dog? Does he have his own only fans? She
Speaker 1: has his own only fans? No dogs can be on
Speaker 1: only fans dog and almost can't be around any porn
Speaker 1: you know, yes, Like, so your dog has never seen
Speaker 1: your pussy? She has? I mean, like, if I'm going
Speaker 1: she goes to the bathroom, follows me to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: she sees me Pe, she ever like, look if she did,
Speaker 1: she look at you differently, Like I feel like she
Speaker 1: thinks that she's a real human. Sometimes she'd be like, damn,
Speaker 1: she got a fat as pussy. No, I think she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, my mom, PE's in the bathroom like that. Wow,
Speaker 1: you probably used to be a human and went back
Speaker 1: to life. Who the dog? I think he used to
Speaker 1: be a hot dog. Motherfuck, it was dinner before he
Speaker 1: became a pet. Is your dog muted? Really? Yeah? I'm
Speaker 1: getting her boyfriend kind of boyfriend. Another Palmerinian Mike has
Speaker 1: a friend to he POMERNI, you got a dog, Hey
Speaker 1: meem me commit Come on, y'all go haven see over it.
Speaker 1: Come come on, ladies, MEMI, you got kid MEMI have
Speaker 1: me seen we have sexy ladies in the house. There's
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of titties and as in his house tonight.
Speaker 1: Hey have me see meem me you got a dog.
Speaker 1: It's a boy dog or girl dog? All these female dogs?
Speaker 1: What kind of dog you have? For real? Why didn't
Speaker 1: you bring here? She didn't know it was a dog? Festive?
Speaker 1: We're going on. Yeah, I just got her. Didn't get
Speaker 1: a memo? Michael know that I'm coming on. You got me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she got a cute little white dog. My dog don't like, No,
Speaker 1: I love your dog. I just the dog threw me
Speaker 1: all because I just think it's a boy. But it's
Speaker 1: a girl, my dog, not because white. Ye, No, your
Speaker 1: dog is adorable and cute. It just seemed to be
Speaker 1: a boy. And I'm com file she's a girl. So
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, like, you know, I mean catfish or something.
Speaker 1: You're dog cute to be a boy? You have a
Speaker 1: what color is your dog? What color? You know? I'll
Speaker 1: be a catfish. But that's me. I'm not brown. What
Speaker 1: you called? What is your dog? Chocolate? It's brown skinner,
Speaker 1: that's what whatever? Well, yeah, chocolate, you know dog skinned? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my dog dark skinny. Come here, cute. Let's go chatty baby,
Speaker 1: this is Chachi. Everybody follow her on your Stagram. Yeah
Speaker 1: back she said that. I'm like, yeah, okay, we're my kid.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, past baby. She's such a good baby girl.
Speaker 1: What's later? She catch Chutchy. She's a superstar. Look at
Speaker 1: my baby baby. Oh yeah, So Michael, how was Africa? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Africa is beautiful. I had a wonderful time. I'm telling
Speaker 1: we're all going. I'm gonna be going in every other month,
Speaker 1: so I don't want to excuse this. I'm coming. I'm
Speaker 1: coming for that house one. I'm coming. I want to
Speaker 1: see that a house, that house with all the marble
Speaker 1: that you haven't I peep that. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: that's nice, a house with all that marble. So yeah,
Speaker 1: we're going I'm boy like man in late June and
Speaker 1: then maybe like all good, So you just let me
Speaker 1: know when you want to come. I'm coming. So I
Speaker 1: have a question in in Africa, do they have like
Speaker 1: carnival or like something like yeah, my good and my
Speaker 1: my buddy's about to have a Soca Carnival. I love soccer.
Speaker 1: He's like, Jay, where up next year? Though? So maybe
Speaker 1: you want to come to that. I want to. I
Speaker 1: want to what's the weather on It's warm, it's hot
Speaker 1: all the time. Africa Africa is like yeah, uh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you say soccer first of all, Soca my bad? So
Speaker 1: that song soccer soccer soccer, mother soccer, So can we
Speaker 1: can we talk about your shame? You can talk about
Speaker 1: because I was like, wow, iced out, shout out to Johnny.
Speaker 1: That's the same person that made She's six nine. I
Speaker 1: don't know who made his chain, but I know my
Speaker 1: jewelid is really good efficiently huh. He's in Kingston and
Speaker 1: Geo too, Geo Geo the plus. I think UM did
Speaker 1: because I let the African guy. He just started doing. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's somebody else. Yeah. The tongue this side. This was
Speaker 1: my first piece some of the ba Yeah, of course
Speaker 1: you got to get that tongue. I like, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. These are really heavy and I'd be feeling
Speaker 1: like I'm choking. So I love to have like different
Speaker 1: like sizes, like this is lighter, and then you could
Speaker 1: just wear the heart chain by itself, not wear the banana.
Speaker 1: But my next chain, I probably get it. I like,
Speaker 1: I like Eliante's work, so I might do him. Go
Speaker 1: to him real quick. Went to Jacob Wing. Jewelry takes
Speaker 1: a long time. This one was six months. Um, this
Speaker 1: one was. This one was pretty fast. Yeah, mine is
Speaker 1: working on two. This one was six six months because
Speaker 1: I said, I wanted three D and I wanted to
Speaker 1: move it used to because it used to just stay
Speaker 1: right here, but you have to tighten the screw or something.
Speaker 1: You should just stay sticking out or you used to
Speaker 1: like you can move on? How many I guess diarrams?
Speaker 1: Did you reject before you got to that? I rejected
Speaker 1: to Okay, Yeah, so you got it? Yeah, because it
Speaker 1: takes forever because by the time you figure out what
Speaker 1: you really want, because you're stuck with this. This is
Speaker 1: an investment piece investment. Once you get the design done,
Speaker 1: it's like okay, and then the size and then I
Speaker 1: like when you you have to learn about jewelry throughout
Speaker 1: buying the full clarity, your partner clarity, like what do
Speaker 1: you want the white goal, rose goal? It's just a
Speaker 1: man and there's all different type of cuts and I'm
Speaker 1: a decisive Is it ready? No, No, you're gonna go
Speaker 1: there along, I'm probably gonna go there. Then during Corona,
Speaker 1: you know they'd be taking shipments. I know I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna like it. I alread children of course. Yeah, gotta
Speaker 1: get that. She's got a bodyguard. Yeah, my bodyguards, he
Speaker 1: shout out to my bodyguard. She needs bodyguard. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: gotta be careful, especially like Instagram. I would say Instagram
Speaker 1: models when they start buying jewelry and stuff, and like
Speaker 1: people be seeing that this is a rich bitch where
Speaker 1: whenever she coming to town, I'm gonna rob this ridge
Speaker 1: bitch because they'd be thinking that they buy theirselfs and stuff.
Speaker 1: Like I just had a scare, all right, I had
Speaker 1: a scare somebody. I as somebody posted my real live
Speaker 1: address and my phone number on an escort. It's I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was on some revenge ship.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was like I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: don't know what the funk happened. Um, but I had
Speaker 1: my whole dick is online o cats, I had this
Speaker 1: straight up move. But you got like you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like I'm living like a house, Like many
Speaker 1: people just pull up to my house like oh yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I got no. I definitely got me a weapon and
Speaker 1: like a new ring system. So like, yeah, I have
Speaker 1: like five cameras now outside my house. It's not a
Speaker 1: good but my lease is up and like you know
Speaker 1: a couple of months. So I'm like all right. They
Speaker 1: were like yeah, like Tesl's outside YadA, YadA, YadA. Yet
Speaker 1: they were on and then I made my page free
Speaker 1: like a jackass, and they took all my content off
Speaker 1: my wall and posted it on the escort site. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry that had the phone number, so you know,
Speaker 1: I had had to dump that phone number quick like
Speaker 1: i'd like get out of here. Yeah, because my phone
Speaker 1: went off NonStop for like, I'm not gonna lie. With
Speaker 1: the amount of followers that we have, it probably could
Speaker 1: you just post that real quick and as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if a bit ever tried me, I'll post they they
Speaker 1: number on on Instagram real quick. Who's this? I don't
Speaker 1: know's I know who it is? People ain't been doing
Speaker 1: nothing crazy though. I have an idea who I think
Speaker 1: it is because I do a lot of collabs, fucking
Speaker 1: collabs um and I think it was a girl that
Speaker 1: was just mad and bitter because she's the only person
Speaker 1: I can think of. It had both informations like add
Speaker 1: access to it and everything. Nope, that's that's the No
Speaker 1: more crabs at the crib, No, just meet them up.
Speaker 1: That's dead dead Nope. I got a nice merry yacht
Speaker 1: bond boyarde. Yeah, yeah, making too much? Yeah, we need
Speaker 1: to be room next door to young mother. Oh my
Speaker 1: god in the morning. Oh we got no, we got
Speaker 1: called first. They called us first about the music I
Speaker 1: got because the guy down on the door and she
Speaker 1: flew off the couch with a with her head like
Speaker 1: that's so crazy. Yeah, I don't know why they would
Speaker 1: put us in a room. So where are you from?
Speaker 1: You have an accent? He open, that's You're beautiful, both
Speaker 1: of you guys, gorgeous. You know what. I wanted to
Speaker 1: watch you put that long at tongue in one of them.
Speaker 1: I don't think I can do that. Why yours to
Speaker 1: have her tongue on coming on mine? Is like maybe
Speaker 1: here this is going. Oh my god, damn, how you
Speaker 1: doing that? Hurt? It hurts your throw like it hurts
Speaker 1: when I pull it. Oh yeah, the little, the little.
Speaker 1: I think this hurts most. Yeah, that hurts both. My
Speaker 1: throat don't hurt? I be feeling like I could move
Speaker 1: my throat open and close? Am I getting half way?
Speaker 1: How long is this tongue stick? As long as the
Speaker 1: Empire state building? And you're longer not taking the lake?
Speaker 1: Who I don't know who that is? Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, you think yeah m hm, so um I'm hungry.
Speaker 1: We learned a lot today, Mike. What did you learn today?
Speaker 1: A lot today? First of all, motherfucker, shout out to you.
Speaker 1: Shout to your being a great she bites prom for me.
Speaker 1: I love for her. Of all, if you are giving
Speaker 1: a class, I would be here first. We should do
Speaker 1: a class, please please, please, but we can learn. I
Speaker 1: don't give it ship. I don't care if you're twelve,
Speaker 1: you got some ship to TV. I watched the little
Speaker 1: kids on fucking YouTube. I'll be watching the kids. I
Speaker 1: don't give the ship. You've got some ship to teach me,
Speaker 1: teach me, teach me. I'm a humble motherfucker. I'll be
Speaker 1: the first person to tell me you humble. But now
Speaker 1: we girlsy fucking period. I'll do it because I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to flip this point and get out. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. You tightening? Look tight bay, But
Speaker 1: I look, I got at least on this body. I
Speaker 1: got about three more years. My eggs dry up and
Speaker 1: I need to get that. You need to put them.
Speaker 1: Do put put your eggs in the freezer. Yeah I
Speaker 1: thought about the freezer too, but I'm like still, But
Speaker 1: then the surgery on the body. I feel like listen, listen, listen,
Speaker 1: you should get the baby, not put that. Put the
Speaker 1: eggs in the freezer. Get what's it called? Girl, I've
Speaker 1: looked at it and then and you could get pregnant
Speaker 1: and seven within the beat the time out of time
Speaker 1: out time time the funk out? Who the funk? Want
Speaker 1: to be pregnant seventy, That's what I'm saying. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be If you get pregnant seventy, the baby
Speaker 1: will come out thirty five years old, That's what I'm saying. Yes,
Speaker 1: you may go to come, no one texting, come and
Speaker 1: if father will be very happy because chold s pull
Speaker 1: the you my baby gonna come out of sugar Daddy
Speaker 1: like I don't want to do that. Let me be
Speaker 1: gonna come out with a baby, motherfucker, come out with bills.
Speaker 1: No not, but I heard about freezing the whole egg thing,
Speaker 1: you know, because none of you are are you got
Speaker 1: a mother either? We're all dog malls my mother. So
Speaker 1: I was just so you are pretty much. You guys
Speaker 1: are all a bunch of swallowers that oh God, yes,
Speaker 1: a good children. I got two cute twin boys, you know,
Speaker 1: you're a big kids are so freaking I want twins,
Speaker 1: but I won't get one for you. She can that mommy,
Speaker 1: You're gonna have somebody carry the baby. I'm just scared
Speaker 1: of gi No, you don't have to be for Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's see now, that's what I'm saying. Now, that's not
Speaker 1: a crazy pay traditional when it comes to being. I'll
Speaker 1: do that ship, I'll do that wife. I don't find
Speaker 1: the time your husband and you want to have a
Speaker 1: husband and a wife making babies together. Wake up in
Speaker 1: the morning, you help me, I help you do all that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be. I'm not gonna be hard
Speaker 1: be my kids right now, right now, it's like you know,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. I don't want to
Speaker 1: do all you want to do what I don't want
Speaker 1: to have. I don't want to carry. I don't want
Speaker 1: to do I want to beat. I want to carry.
Speaker 1: I would not need my belly like that. I don't
Speaker 1: want to do none of that, beautiful wids. I don't
Speaker 1: want to I don't want none of that. And I
Speaker 1: want CHATCHI to be there. Get jealous, jealous, Michael Chad
Speaker 1: say something to Mike Chachi, did you try your friend.
Speaker 1: It's chatchy tattoo the mommy, this looks very spoiled. She
Speaker 1: is very spoiled. She's so she a child. She's a child,
Speaker 1: right she too? Oh no, she's a she's a Pomeranian. Pomeranian. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she had a longer hair. R Yeah, I cut her hair.
Speaker 1: You know what, Florida is super hot. I mean she's
Speaker 1: on the show Peter get in trouble with Peter. Now,
Speaker 1: she's not going to get in trouble on You can
Speaker 1: have just not not only fans. Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: all know about the new rules on only fans. No
Speaker 1: more public. The more public they got me. Girls were
Speaker 1: like doing they've been doing on in the public, like
Speaker 1: everything in the public place. Yeah, kid, I can't be
Speaker 1: at the beach. I can't pull my sits out of
Speaker 1: the beach. I can't. No wait, I think you could
Speaker 1: do it in a car, but you can't. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you have to be home. You can't be driving, and
Speaker 1: you can't be people walking. There's the only fans police. Yes,
Speaker 1: I do too. Thanks. What's that girl that made the
Speaker 1: only Bella Thorne thanks to that bit? Yeah, she follows Michael.
Speaker 1: That was that was the girl that was her. It
Speaker 1: was Bella Thorne that made the money. In the word
Speaker 1: she you know, only fans never used to do like chargebacks,
Speaker 1: never did charge bags. She posted. She posted only the
Speaker 1: pictures that were on her Instagram on only fans and
Speaker 1: charge a lot of money. And she made like in
Speaker 1: like a day to three million dollars and only fans
Speaker 1: had to start taking chargebacks because of her popped the
Speaker 1: bit a little arrow, a little background. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: not even gonna lost. She had to give all that
Speaker 1: money back. No, she she kept it because she was
Speaker 1: bragging about it only fans as a platform. You're she
Speaker 1: was like selling false ship, false advertising. A lot of
Speaker 1: people tried to call the ship in repardless, and then
Speaker 1: they implemented the chargebacks the new rules that people got
Speaker 1: that so they can away by yeah, and now they
Speaker 1: could buy my ship and get a charge back and
Speaker 1: that's up. Yeah, Well we learned some new ship today
Speaker 1: that you cannot pull your ass out in public, Like
Speaker 1: somebody's toad comes in the frame, you better tag that
Speaker 1: motherfucker or make them sign. Really, but I really don't
Speaker 1: do work. I don't do work with I really don't
Speaker 1: work with other I only do a lot of work
Speaker 1: with a lot of I don't discriminate, I'll do I'll
Speaker 1: do only fans. When did that time you ate up
Speaker 1: a woman out only fun? You just oh only Oh god,
Speaker 1: it's been a while, yeah of course, yeah. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: make sure I make sure I get I get remember,
Speaker 1: I get tax I get if I do at chat
Speaker 1: super into. I don't know. I didn't Anyboducci that night.
Speaker 1: We were screaming. Oh no, I didn't know body Cuchi
Speaker 1: that night. I didn't know nobody, no, no, no, no
Speaker 1: no oh. That was because we were just what were
Speaker 1: you doing? Yeah? So do you do? Do you moan?
Speaker 1: When do you have sex? I mean probably when I
Speaker 1: was a virgin? We're not. I mean, do I feel
Speaker 1: like a man should moan or like say some same thing?
Speaker 1: What do you drink? Yea, yeah, don't be quiet. It
Speaker 1: doesn't feels to me. Yeah, all right, we'll try after
Speaker 1: the show. I mean, I've never went the heck, I
Speaker 1: never yet. He liked. Is that how you're like a
Speaker 1: nasty like you like? I mean, it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: my mom doesn't watch your mom. I'm black mose the internet,
Speaker 1: black mother. I'm good unless my life aunts or something.
Speaker 1: My aunt says, she remembers you from she used to
Speaker 1: hang out with somebody called something. The entertainer said, Cedric
Speaker 1: in Jersey. Um, there's a girl. Guy guy. He's a comedian. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's not a comedian anymore, he's retired, but he something.
Speaker 1: The entertainer the entertaining, I would remember your mother knows me,
Speaker 1: not my mother, she's I'm saying, she knows me that
Speaker 1: like your aunt. Oh, Michael blocks and not episode seven,
Speaker 1: but have a whole nephew out there out like like
Speaker 1: Michael when Jersey is she she's she's in she used
Speaker 1: to be in Patterson. Are you saying I'm Patterson? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean my dick has a passport. He's traveled. He said,
Speaker 1: dick as a password. But I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: did she did she describe my dick? No, she didn't
Speaker 1: give me. No, they're not gonna talk about what they
Speaker 1: like details and pails. Yeah, we don't want it. But
Speaker 1: I think what s got to do with this, not
Speaker 1: what the entertainment person but no, but her friends trying
Speaker 1: to get and then she's got with me and you,
Speaker 1: huh no, no, with you with you? What what hotel
Speaker 1: was this holiday and I don't know what hotel if
Speaker 1: it's anything. It had been like ten years. It was
Speaker 1: a long time ago, like don't long like I think
Speaker 1: I was like a child, like the baby. Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: there's no money. Oh god, no no, no, there's no
Speaker 1: baby somebody. No no, no, no, no no. This is like,
Speaker 1: well if I did a baby twenty years old hanging
Speaker 1: out with Michael years ago. Michael, Oh, that's actually said it.
Speaker 1: Like I remember, Michael, never pitch up your aunt. Yeah
Speaker 1: maybe on Facebook? Yeah yeah, not Instagram, Mike, you would
Speaker 1: remember that. Well, I don't see the Instagram, but I
Speaker 1: don't remember. I had a MySpace page, but she has
Speaker 1: a Facebook, and it was it was just one of
Speaker 1: I was like, right, I was like, all right, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm a motherfucker. I know if I'm never I never
Speaker 1: sing aunt before. I'm how old is your aunt? You
Speaker 1: don't act the woman, not her, but something I'm proud
Speaker 1: of your Michael, Mike, her aunt had sex with, said
Speaker 1: your entertainer and Michael Block. I guess you're like in
Speaker 1: the bloodline, you're in the in the timeline, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Just it's just like it's just like
Speaker 1: because it was like I break up hanging out with them.
Speaker 1: That's so cool. I remember hopeflay around market. Michael Black. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what she looked like. She probably looked real good. It
Speaker 1: looks like me, just like with more like her nose
Speaker 1: is a little bigger. You know, she looks like me.
Speaker 1: A lot of women that look like it's gonna be
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you did not. Michael. When you have sex,
Speaker 1: do you like your nipples was hot? Na? I just
Speaker 1: when I like to just take control and just you know, fun,
Speaker 1: like an animal. I know you know some men like
Speaker 1: that and it sounds like right up, my arm's out,
Speaker 1: my nigg is to hurt. Nipples. Yeah, you mean like
Speaker 1: my nipples. I mean I've had my nipples tuck. But
Speaker 1: I mean he loves that ship too much. I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm done with the nipple guy. Nipples.
Speaker 1: Guys had guys nipples don't. I don't want, but I
Speaker 1: don't want. Yeah, I'm a suck someone else. I feel
Speaker 1: like like I stuck on. Like it's like I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not big on bass. Just take a lot. You
Speaker 1: gotta know bars. Well, okay, so women just be thinking, boss,
Speaker 1: you gotta nick the balls all that stucking. Women be
Speaker 1: trying to suck the ball like it's a dig and
Speaker 1: you can it hurts like our balls are like you know,
Speaker 1: just it's like trying to take an egg out of
Speaker 1: a chicken. White. He's not I do that. I mean
Speaker 1: I used, but it's been a while. What's that. You
Speaker 1: have to be there because it will burn you. I
Speaker 1: mean let it burn. It is like like perm Just
Speaker 1: don't scratch your head before you do it. I don't
Speaker 1: like there would be messing up. I do laser, but
Speaker 1: in between lasers, I do wax. They told me, do
Speaker 1: do wax in between lasers because I can't go right now.
Speaker 1: They said, she, I am waxed right now, blazer, but
Speaker 1: they told me, don't. Wax is smooth right now right now.
Speaker 1: It's like bleach too. But do what you do intimate leaching? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I never did intimately. It is all one color. Like
Speaker 1: I'm all like, I love that. I'm very looking at bleaching. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love that. I'm looking. I'm very interested in intimate bleaching. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I'm bleaching. It's all it's all one color. No
Speaker 1: people assholes here. No, it doesn't matter if like hairing,
Speaker 1: bump or nothing. Nothing. The like that needs to be
Speaker 1: because don't you want all your skin color to be
Speaker 1: I wanted to be the same. Give it to me.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, I got I gotta
Speaker 1: go to the Yeah, I gotta go to the thing.
Speaker 1: You gotta go to the doctor, like, yeah, doctor, I
Speaker 1: mean we could do a spot day, like we should
Speaker 1: do that. I'm come to Miami, shout out to NFL
Speaker 1: and that's a fatty baby snacks and must see you.
Speaker 1: She is her bad don't see she does Miki Bella's
Speaker 1: shots because you know during Corona gained a lot of
Speaker 1: weight and she said in the double chin so it's
Speaker 1: like it's like liquid light bo. So they just inject you.
Speaker 1: I would say it work O my goad. She's got
Speaker 1: some snatches when I go see, oh my god, I looked.
Speaker 1: It looks crazy like I look like like what. So
Speaker 1: what we learned today is, uh, ladies, So what's better
Speaker 1: at wax shade, bleach um burning hair off lasers? The
Speaker 1: ba wax shave should be under the ground in the garden. Hey,
Speaker 1: So shaving is terrible because if you start itching the colors,
Speaker 1: nothing like a nice clean vagina. I'm a big fan
Speaker 1: of a smooth. Just it tastes so much better, feels
Speaker 1: so much better. So especially want the hair, the what
Speaker 1: what the prisoners? So now so I've lasered basically a
Speaker 1: laden strip. So now it's like I have the hair
Speaker 1: in a strip. That's that's nice. So it's not I'm
Speaker 1: not fully lasered off. But I would think so you
Speaker 1: should like Mr. So, you should like Mr. T. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I see a girl. There's a girl on Instagram. She
Speaker 1: has a landing strip and she dyes her landing strip
Speaker 1: and it's so cute to me for some reason. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's actually to the thing. And I'll go
Speaker 1: to that cousin. I gotta bleaching in the diet and
Speaker 1: she does the blanche. I've seen it with the I
Speaker 1: thought I thought having a dick was more fun. You
Speaker 1: have so much more fun with you'all couching the money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they got landing strips and hair colors and then once
Speaker 1: a month it turns red for like four days. Yeah.
Speaker 1: For my I put a big old tattoo where like
Speaker 1: Lotus Lodus flower like your time tattoos. She's gonna finish it,
Speaker 1: but I love it so cute. I have a hundred tattoos.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm going to finish it. I'm just I
Speaker 1: haven't found anybody worthy enough. She's gonna give me her guys. Mom, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's gonna give me as good he travels. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I need him, But I need him to come out
Speaker 1: here and like stay for like a week because I
Speaker 1: need you to finish it, like I don't want to.
Speaker 1: Don't just do one week now and then and then
Speaker 1: like a month. No, he justizing and doing. I get drunk.
Speaker 1: I started cursing and fighting my tattoos. Come just just
Speaker 1: finish it. I'm just gonna take something and like let
Speaker 1: him just go at it. Well, ladies, thank you so much?
Speaker 1: Will you? I had a lot of fun tonight. I
Speaker 1: have this conversation made my boss shaped on his own. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think you're boss. Not gonna work from now, My boys,
Speaker 1: My boys, it's about beauty of ill pussy, not about
Speaker 1: pussy nights and power pussy, fat pussy. I think you
Speaker 1: got a fat one. You gotta she just like hello puss,
Speaker 1: Like hello mother, tuck here, Hello just me. You're looking
Speaker 1: for where we're gonna get sl su This is like
Speaker 1: too heavy, but look good if he sings it, but
Speaker 1: not if he plays it. Yeah, because it's okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: because it's a cover, it counts as a cover. Sound
Speaker 1: keep going going when it's cold outside. I got the
Speaker 1: mother man, well, yes, says way okay, talking about all right, ladies,
Speaker 1: give them all your Instagram so you can follow you.
Speaker 1: Um kid, what's your I'm back you guys, miss nick
Speaker 1: he renee last time he last time I was here. Mimi,
Speaker 1: what's your I g follow me some time saying it, Mike,
Speaker 1: say to the Mike, Mimi z e one, m I
Speaker 1: m I z one and of course thank you, and
Speaker 1: it's your girl. KB s sure to follow me YouTube,
Speaker 1: TikTok all that all the same like k sh on
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Speaker 1: and Instagram. K you already know, yes all right with
Speaker 1: so much fun. I came twice filming the show today.
Speaker 1: That's okay. I knew. I owe your money. You gotta
Speaker 1: split you gotta split it three three away instead of
Speaker 1: pink and I just post you on my page and
Speaker 1: tag your motherfucker's okay, God damn it. Even that's a
Speaker 1: three thousand dollar job even, Uh, I'm five million, I'm
Speaker 1: five millionaires. That's five thousand dollars job you're getting for free, ladies.
Speaker 1: And I'm a movie start, a whole movie star, superstar.
Speaker 1: I loved your move, my god, I watched your part
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