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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's come out with a new

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Speaker 1: product just in time for summer.

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Speaker 2: Kids, get ready for tide.

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Speaker 3: Podsicles, the frozen snack that looks like detergent but tastes

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Speaker 3: like blue raspberry. Jeff, I'm not sure if it's smart

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Speaker 3: to be selling them in the detergent style.

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Speaker 2: But he's the detergent Jeff.

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Speaker 1: No, these ones just look like deterchive. That Yes, I

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Speaker 1: literally just explained it. I thought they would actually tied

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Speaker 1: pods people were color of blue.

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Speaker 2: Raspberry, taste like blue rasberry.

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Speaker 1: With Laser Stories with segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser. Those other soap a dopes just don't.

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Speaker 1: His first Laser Stories out of New York, a woman

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Speaker 1: named Tanya is going viral after she shared her interaction

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Speaker 1: with an airbnb host who messaged her to say there

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Speaker 1: was a temporary issue with the hot water at the

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Speaker 1: property she rented. The odds your weekend in the Airbnb,

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Speaker 1: I mean are high.

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Speaker 2: If it's me, I feel like you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Always Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It was less than a week before her stay, so

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Speaker 1: she asked if she'd be refunded if it wasn't fixed

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Speaker 1: before she arrived.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that makes sense their answer.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, No. They went on to say hot water was

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Speaker 1: not included as an amenity in the book.

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Speaker 2: He there you go. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: They fend they did apologize for the inconvenience.

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Speaker 2: Sorry about that, though, they said they appreciated her understanding.

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Speaker 1: No way.

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Speaker 3: Part of the best part of hotels and stuff is

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Speaker 3: the shower.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that the worst? And people end like your argument

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Speaker 2: with thank you for understanding. I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: I'm not understanding, Tanya responded, So you're choosing to rip

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Speaker 1: me off because you didn't list hot water as an

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Speaker 1: assumed a men. You also didn't list windows and doors.

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Speaker 1: If those are missing, I guess that's fine too.

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Speaker 2: World of possibilities.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The host then didn't budge, but Airbnb stepped in

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Speaker 1: with a full refund for her.

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Speaker 2: They're also helping her with another booking.

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Speaker 1: Apparently, hot water is an amenity option that hosts can

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Speaker 1: check when they're listing in one of their properties.

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Speaker 3: It actually makes sense because in a lot of other

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Speaker 3: countries like you don't always.

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Speaker 1: Give you know, technically they may only be responsible for

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Speaker 1: delivering on the stuff that they promise in their ad.

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Speaker 1: Still there should be an exception, I think for something

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Speaker 2: Now all the listings are going to be eight pages long.

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Speaker 3: Of all the things that they have.

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Speaker 2: We have a roof, we got floors. I mean, go

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Speaker 2: off the checklist. I think it's important.

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Speaker 1: It's next Laser stories out of Fast Food Central.

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Speaker 2: It's official.

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Speaker 1: When it comes to burgers, humans are out and robots

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Speaker 1: are inly because there's a new restaurant chain called burger

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Speaker 1: Bots that has their kitchen decked out in high tech

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Speaker 1: androids and are able to make a gourmet burger from

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Speaker 1: start to finish in just twenty seven seconds.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's cool.

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Speaker 1: I don't even cook it that fast. The bots start

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Speaker 1: by freshly grinding up the meat, grilling it, and assembling

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Speaker 1: it all by themselves.

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Speaker 2: They must burgers broke. They make cook really fast.

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Speaker 3: They look so good if there's a picture with a

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Speaker 3: weird robot standing behind it.

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Speaker 1: There are still a few human employees there for now,

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Speaker 1: oh for now, and it's a positive for them, the

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Speaker 1: owner says.

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Speaker 2: Because the bots are doing most of the work.

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Speaker 1: The humans can just focus on ensuring that the customer's

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Speaker 1: experience is impeccable.

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Speaker 2: Because everyone goes to fast food for good customer service.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so the only jobs that they're getting rid of

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Speaker 1: are the ones that are the most repetitive, tiring, and

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Speaker 1: even dangerous aka the actual cooking.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, that feels like the art of the whole

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Speaker 2: thing to me. That's the most important part.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Not only that, but the kitchen positions are the

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Speaker 1: ones with the highest rate of turnover normally.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because you don't get paid that much.

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Speaker 1: Some critics worry that this is just the start of

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Speaker 1: a larger fast food robot takeover, but the owner says

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Speaker 1: it's working fantastic for now. Burgerbots began in Silicon Valley

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Speaker 1: a few years ago and are now expanding.

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Speaker 2: Across the US rapidly.

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Speaker 1: This next laser stories out of spread quarters. In the

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Speaker 1: age of pumpkin spice spam and mustard flavored ice cream,

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Speaker 1: this is remarkably tame. Natella just announced its first new

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Speaker 1: US flavor in sixty one years, so they've had more

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Speaker 1: than six decades to think about it. They only have

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Speaker 1: right now, right thought, And then you add your own

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Speaker 1: stuff to it, Yeah, the dip stuff in it. But

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Speaker 1: now prepare to have your world rocked because the new

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Speaker 1: flavor is.

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Speaker 2: Sure raspberry chocolate. I was going salted caramel.

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Speaker 1: Even better peanut lame, but yeah, normally, normally it's chocolate.

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Speaker 2: And hazel nuts.

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Speaker 1: So I guess this is for people who like to

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Speaker 1: mix in a little peanut butter.

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Speaker 2: Go crazy. You're so good together.

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Speaker 1: Good, But that's where we go to Jiff and Skippy.

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Speaker 2: For those chocolate Yeah, right, you have chocolate ones. I

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Speaker 2: have a Dodge even lamer.

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Speaker 1: They just announced it the other day, but it won't

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Speaker 1: actually hit stores for another year, so your world won't

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Speaker 1: actually be rocked until the spring of twenty twenty.

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Speaker 2: Might call it double nut butter and all sorts of

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Speaker 2: weird people buying it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's move on.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the more you explain it.

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Speaker 1: The worst of this next laser story is out of Jacksonville, Florida.

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Speaker 1: An e er doctor's trending after he revealed the six

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Speaker 1: word phrase that he sees as a huge red flag,

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Speaker 1: specifically when a guy says it huh, because whenever he

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Speaker 1: hears it, he assumed something very serious is going on

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Speaker 1: with the man's health until proven otherwise. So what's the phrase?

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Speaker 1: The six words that worry him? Are my wife made

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Speaker 1: me come in. It's a big red flag because men

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Speaker 1: they're more likely to ignore their health issues or try

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Speaker 1: to just tough it out instead of actually going to

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Speaker 1: see a doctor. That's true, man, And like your partner

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Speaker 1: can tell, like if you're being a baby or if

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Speaker 1: you're actually in pain, they're convincing you, like it's like, look,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be really quick.

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Speaker 2: You know you're going to be in and out. And

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Speaker 2: it's like, okay, maybe you're right.

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Speaker 1: And so if your wife forced you to come in,

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Speaker 1: there's a good chance of a real health issue being there.

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Speaker 3: Does that mean that the women of the first line

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Speaker 3: of defense for men's health.

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Speaker 1: Another doctor replied in the comments with a similar one

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Speaker 1: for women, okay, saying it's a red flag if she

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Speaker 1: says anything like I didn't want to waste your time

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Speaker 1: with this.

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Speaker 3: But.

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Speaker 2: That could mean something serious as well.

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Speaker 1: So if you're dragging your feet over to the doctor,

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Speaker 1: maybe listen to the person who dragged you there in

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Speaker 1: the first I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if this goes both ways though.

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Speaker 1: If a guy's like, hey, honey, you should probably go

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Speaker 1: to the doctor, No, you don't know.

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Speaker 2: I know my body I don't trust you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, you're ending up on the couch that night,

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Speaker 1: but you should listen to people who are dragging You

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Speaker 1: might just save your life. As for this guy, he's

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Speaker 1: not a doctor, but he does play one on Craigslist

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Speaker 1: for forty bucks an hour a dietris.

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Speaker 2: And that sound means the Laser Stories has come to

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Speaker 2: an end for the day.

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Speaker 1: We'll do it again the same time on let's call

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Speaker 1: it Monday, New

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Speaker 2: Day, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,