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Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all

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Speaker 3: Show. I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you want to do that?

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Speaker 4: Turn love, turn.

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Speaker 5: You gotta turn.

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Speaker 3: To turn the mouth, the turn you probably got to

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Speaker 3: turn mouth, turn out, turn the water the money.

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Speaker 6: Come on, come on you b.

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Speaker 7: Huh. I sure will come on, and everybody you're listening

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Speaker 8: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.

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Speaker 7: Man, if I had time enough to tell the whole trip,

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Speaker 7: the whole journey, and y'all would be sitting up in

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Speaker 7: there going, okay, Steve, are we going to play the

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Speaker 7: show this week? But man, it's been a lot of

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Speaker 7: amazing things has happened to me over the years, and

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Speaker 7: not all of them good. It's been some amazingly bad

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Speaker 7: things that have happened too. But I just come on

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Speaker 7: in the morning as a reminder to everybody of the

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Speaker 7: actual goodness of God, that you know, man, that these

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Speaker 7: mistakes that you're making, that these setbacks that you keep having,

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Speaker 7: that these falls that keep occurring in your life, that

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Speaker 7: they all are leading you somewhere. If you just don't

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Speaker 7: ever give up. That's the key. You can never ever

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Speaker 7: give up because you don't know how the trip has

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Speaker 7: been laid out for you.

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Speaker 8: You know, if somebody had told me.

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Speaker 7: Years ago when I had the dream of being on

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Speaker 7: when I when I started, if somebody had told me

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Speaker 8: How about this?

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Speaker 7: See and no one can know all of the events

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Speaker 7: of their life ahead of time. You know, it'd be

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Speaker 7: so nice, wouldn't it. You know, to prepare for it,

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Speaker 7: see it come, and be aware of the haters, always

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Speaker 7: knowing when the backstabing moment is coming in your life,

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Speaker 7: always know when you're gonna get blindsided by the enemy.

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Speaker 7: Were really great to know that, wouldn't it. Well, that's

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Speaker 7: not how it works. So since no one knows exactly

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Speaker 7: the challenges and the pitfalls and the detours that's gonna

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Speaker 7: beings by nature, would choose another route.

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Speaker 8: But it ain't the route God God for you, though.

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Speaker 8: See the route God God for you.

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Speaker 7: If you if you're trying to do the right thing,

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Speaker 7: if you're doing the best you can, if you ain't

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Speaker 7: out here just intentionally just messing over, folks, If you're

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Speaker 7: using faith and that's the belief in things that you

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Speaker 7: Just ask for it back, Just say, hey man, I'm

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Speaker 7: there's a change that's available in your life.

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Speaker 8: But you got to take it. You got to take

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Speaker 7: There's a chance for you to turn this whole thing

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Speaker 8: You See, this decision is yours, the decision to lay

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Speaker 7: That's yours. It ain't even just got too hard for me?

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Speaker 7: Life too much, man, life hard and too much for everybody.

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Speaker 7: What I got to get you to See? My father

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Speaker 7: used to always tell me, it says, some best lessons

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Speaker 7: Those are the character builders. See, you got to be

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Speaker 7: that's what the challenge is and missteps is for that's

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Speaker 8: Now. I know you don't like it. I didn't.

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Speaker 7: I know you not comfortable when I wouldn't. I know

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Speaker 8: But let me tell you something, Man.

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Speaker 7: If you can, if you can forge your way through

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: I was on TVN one time when I was doing

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Speaker 7: My job was to hit this engine block in the front,

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Speaker 8: That's how you become who you are.

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Speaker 7: So the tough things that you're going through, the difficult

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Speaker 7: And then the next thing, you know, man, this brother

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Speaker 8: Today.

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Speaker 9: You're listening Hardy Wore Show.

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Speaker 8: One two three. When you think of love, got to

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Speaker 7: When you think of love, got to get it on

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Speaker 7: your mind, Billy Valentine, when you think of it.

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Speaker 8: God and get it on your mind. Yeah, that's how

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Speaker 8: we're doing it today.

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Speaker 1: A little bit different, Hey, good morning, Happy Friday, Steve.

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Speaker 8: It was a throwback Friday opening for me Carlin for rel.

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Speaker 1: Never Mad on a Friday.

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Speaker 8: I love it, Steve Ma never Mad Junior, Jodasy Junior.

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Speaker 4: Having one everybody.

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Speaker 8: King of pranks.

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Speaker 10: If you tell me y yay, top tops Friday. Baby,

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Speaker 10: let's get it, unc Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Gone get it? Younger love Yeah, No, I won't know y'all. Younger.

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Speaker 8: Hey boy, Oh the truth. Boy, they still put on

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Speaker 8: the show. Uh huh they do Friday.

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Speaker 11: Yes it is.

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Speaker 7: You're feeling good, it's yeah, go get just about the

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Speaker 7: way today and U two days off for the weekend.

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Speaker 1: What's gonna do this weekend?

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Speaker 8: Because I have no idea, but nothing is at the

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Speaker 6: Though, Hill Mode.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you sleep? I know you're a morning person,

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Speaker 8: Off, oh like maybe six thirty maybe that's.

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Speaker 12: For us.

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Speaker 3: Deep.

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Speaker 8: I get it in deep on the weekends six thirty.

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Speaker 8: Huh Yeah, Like I was up this morning at four

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you have to come to work.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, but I ain't got far to driving. Are you

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Speaker 8: working at that early? Yeah? Workout first? Oh, that's what

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Speaker 8: you're working on? Such a pain working on fat at

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Speaker 8: just working on fat. No, I got plenty of muscles.

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Speaker 8: I'm muscular. I don't need it.

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Speaker 7: I just need to uncover them to spread it off.

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Speaker 7: Only nice man. I'm strong, I'm strong as hell.

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Speaker 1: But you're doing cardio A lot of cardio.

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Speaker 7: No, I do a lot of damn card I don't

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Speaker 7: like cardio. I do it, but I don't like it.

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Speaker 7: You know, I do a combination. It's lifting cardio comingy,

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Speaker 7: that's best way to shred. Wait for me, cardio without

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Speaker 7: weight training isn't the best way to burn the fat

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Speaker 7: because I got a tone in shape too.

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Speaker 8: As a dope, earn it.

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Speaker 7: No, I don't like hit either, Jillian, you don't like

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Speaker 7: I don't like high intensity training.

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Speaker 1: You don't like Jim.

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Speaker 8: I like lip.

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Speaker 7: Lip low intensity, low intensity training. I like lit cot

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Speaker 7: low intensity training with coffee.

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Speaker 9: All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,

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Speaker 9: we will hear from the nephew as he runs that

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Speaker 9: prank back.

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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening morning show.

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Speaker 9: It's time now to start your morning off with the

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Speaker 9: nephew and run that prank back.

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Speaker 8: What you got for us, Nef, his wife is in

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Speaker 8: the limousine. That's where she is?

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Speaker 1: Okay, but she not in now somewhere.

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Speaker 14: Go get Hello.

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Speaker 13: Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to read rob robber

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Speaker 13: this this Robert?

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Speaker 14: What's that?

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Speaker 13: Boss?

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Speaker 12: Hey?

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Speaker 14: Hey?

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Speaker 15: How you doing?

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Speaker 14: Hey?

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Speaker 13: Hey listen, man, my name is Phil Dog. I know

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Speaker 13: you through some other people. Your brother, right, Yeah, that's

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Speaker 14: Yeah, what's hadden?

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Speaker 13: Listen, man, I'm calling you because there's.

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Speaker 14: Something going on out. First of all, everything all right

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Speaker 15: No?

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Speaker 13: No, no, no, no no no. Ok straight man, listen

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Speaker 13: know you're married to right, Yeah, that's my wife's boss. Okay,

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Speaker 13: Well man, what I'm trying, little man?

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Speaker 14: I mean, what's adding about?

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Speaker 8: Listen?

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Speaker 13: What I'm trying to explain to you? At getting my

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Speaker 13: I'm actually driving right now?

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Speaker 14: Okay, what's up?

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Speaker 15: Well?

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Speaker 13: I had seen your wife, you know, I knew you

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Speaker 14: Hold on what you've seen?

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Speaker 13: My wife?

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Speaker 14: What do you mean?

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Speaker 8: My wife? How you know?

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Speaker 14: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 13: We live Okay, okay, rob, Let me ask you. Is

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Speaker 16: Love?

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Speaker 13: My wife being gone? Man, she was out with us

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Speaker 14: Man, they've been gone. What are you trying to get at?

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Speaker 15: Man?

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Speaker 8: Get from?

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Speaker 13: Okay? Hey, hey, I understand.

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Speaker 8: Just listen to me.

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Speaker 13: Man, listen, hey man, I'd have been dogged out a

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Speaker 13: I just hate to see brothers get gone wrong.

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Speaker 14: I was like, where are you coming from? Dog?

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Speaker 15: Listen?

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Speaker 14: Dogs? You go ahead and stood out with all the revenue.

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Speaker 13: Oka, listen, man, I needed to get to drive my drive,

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Speaker 13: my drive limousine. And what I'm trying to say to

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Speaker 13: the mamozine and I'm driving right now. She in the

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Speaker 14: What what the girls out?

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Speaker 15: And like that?

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Speaker 13: What?

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Speaker 15: No?

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Speaker 13: Man, if it was a bunch of girls out, I

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Speaker 13: in the back that it's limousine with a man? What

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Speaker 14: Hey, jy y'all step out, Hey, y'all, step by the

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Speaker 14: Step out the room, just hold on.

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Speaker 7: Hold on.

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Speaker 14: Step by the room for a minute. Man, step by

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Speaker 14: you need to come correct man, because this ain't gonna

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Speaker 14: matter right here. Dog, you're saying that my wife you

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Speaker 14: you got my wife in the back of the limousine

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Speaker 14: you're driving.

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Speaker 13: Man, she got on?

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Speaker 17: Dog?

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Speaker 8: What she got on?

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Speaker 14: What con is that?

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Speaker 13: She got on a black dress with white lines? And

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Speaker 13: hey hey, hey, hey bro, I'm trying to make sure

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Speaker 13: I got the right person. What she had on?

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Speaker 8: Fans?

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Speaker 14: You know, my brother, you ain't got that accomplish And

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Speaker 14: you say that you got my wife? What's you the house?

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Speaker 14: What he's talking about? Just look cute, listen, I wasn't

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Speaker 14: you driving that dog?

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Speaker 16: Where you driving that?

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Speaker 14: Man? That's all I need to know about you.

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Speaker 18: You ain't got out that.

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Speaker 14: Dog?

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Speaker 13: Okay, dogs listen, man, Well I'm trying to say this

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Speaker 13: to you. See I've been around. I haven't been on

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Speaker 13: Do she got the curls coming down on the side.

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Speaker 13: That's all I need to know. Does she got the

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I ain't hear your boss.

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Speaker 13: I ain't hear you speak up, man, I said, yeah, Man,

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Speaker 13: I can't talk loud. Man, they're in the back.

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Speaker 14: Looks man. You calling me though, and just cous You

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Speaker 14: won't call it. You're trying to make it straight, right,

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Speaker 14: So you bring your whole little to where I'm at.

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Speaker 13: Boss, Dog. I can't do that, man, I can't bring

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Speaker 14: You ain't do that.

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Speaker 13: Dog, You.

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Speaker 14: Crazy. You lave me a look though, you call me.

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Speaker 14: Put it on the phone. That put on the phone

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Speaker 14: I couldn't put off. Get a phone to her dog,

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Speaker 14: Get up over here. You need to drive where I'm at, boss,

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Speaker 14: flying out where I'm at, both because this is gonna

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Speaker 13: I said, I want to go up back to my

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Speaker 13: whole her home up, damn kiss that man.

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Speaker 14: I can't hear your dog. You listen, listen all these whisperings.

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Speaker 14: You need to need to stop this car and say,

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Speaker 14: you need to stand outside the car and tell me

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Speaker 14: where the others you at. I can come to meet you.

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Speaker 13: Whenever the hell you at all. You need to know

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Speaker 13: that now to tell this, you gotta take a thief

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Speaker 13: to some dogs, because okay, you gotta calm down. Man.

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Speaker 14: You don't even know me. Man, you ain't mess with

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Speaker 14: the room dogs. So listen about here's the thing about. Look,

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Speaker 14: I'm easily gonna find out what little things hurt the

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Speaker 14: rhythms you drive, and I'm gonna find your or you're

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Speaker 13: Dog.

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Speaker 14: You'll mess with the wrong Put on the phone, balls,

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Speaker 14: put on the phone.

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Speaker 13: They push the phone.

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Speaker 14: Man, it ain't got time to be hey. Look look, hey,

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Speaker 14: you would have to be up.

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Speaker 13: Appreciate the call.

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Speaker 15: Man.

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Speaker 13: Put up on the phone. Wait wait wait wait wait

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Speaker 13: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait rob Rob, what's that?

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Speaker 14: Man? Okay, listen, man, you say this a game. Man,

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Speaker 14: I'm goin to come fine, Hey guy, do you want

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Speaker 14: to We don't have to know.

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Speaker 15: Hey.

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Speaker 13: All I know is they're gonna stop at the hotel

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Speaker 13: for a minute. Man, it's changed hotel.

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Speaker 7: What's up?

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Speaker 14: No, hey, look you right now, tho, I'm on my way.

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Speaker 14: I'm on what tail dog?

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Speaker 13: Come on, man, don't don't act like well ship at all.

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Speaker 14: I don't act like that.

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Speaker 13: Man.

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Speaker 14: Hey, look, you got one more time to be trying

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Speaker 14: to tell me how at.

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Speaker 13: Okay, okay, I'm going to tell you man to listen

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Speaker 13: to me. I want to pay you one more.

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Speaker 14: Thing, man, I ain't got time for no more. One

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Speaker 14: more things and one more thing. You need to be

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Speaker 14: telling me where you're at though, where you hit?

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Speaker 7: Mate?

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Speaker 13: This is Nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 13: You just got prayed by your wife. No man, Man, Nephew,

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Speaker 13: tell me, Nephew, tell me mand Man God listen do

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Speaker 14: You got me man, you got me Main gouy.

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Speaker 13: Man before we go Rob what is man? The badest

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Speaker 14: Man and Steve and run and show with nephew. Tommy's

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Speaker 9: one is from Choo Choo. I love that name, Chew

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Speaker 9: and forth to my son's schools. Some schools started because

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Speaker 9: my son is being disruptive. I call the corporate office

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Speaker 9: from him. The director of the school insinuated that my

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Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do with this kid is

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Speaker 16: Really don't.

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Speaker 8: I don't know what to tell you, but don't listen

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Speaker 19: The school, oh, the principle whatever, or the director of

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Speaker 7: Don't let him get you sent to prison. Okay, it's

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Speaker 7: spanking the next thing. Don't don't worry about that. Raise

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Speaker 7: your children. You're going to have to be a little bit.

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Speaker 7: There's something missing him. Something is wrong because children want approval,

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Speaker 8: This's hell. Now, if you're.

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Speaker 7: Taking electronics ain't working, and time out ain't working, and

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Speaker 7: shut your mouth ain't working, then me what I'm gonna

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Speaker 7: do is I'm gonna get your undivided attention that since

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Speaker 7: you don't listen, let me see how you feel.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we all got thinking.

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Speaker 17: Well, maybe the schoolwork is too easy for him, and

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Speaker 7: Yeah that's good, but I've never had that happen to me,

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Speaker 7: so I wouldn't know how to school was easy for

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Speaker 4: Know what that is, so I but the.

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Speaker 1: School's responsibility.

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Speaker 8: It's just not your respect. But see that's what's wrong.

450
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Speaker 7: These kids sending these half ass behaved kids up to

451
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Speaker 7: the school and then they want to teach us to

452
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Speaker 7: turn turn around and turn out this a student.

453
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Speaker 8: Well you didn't send them an a student.

454
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Speaker 7: See, you can't expect the children. The school's job is

455
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Speaker 7: not to raise your children. They're supposed to be there

456
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 7: just to help them get an education. But if it's

457
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Speaker 7: a little ass, this little booty booty boy don't want

458
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 7: to do, you need to whoop his ass. Let's go

459
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:40,640
Speaker 7: on side as I've been started my ass way for six.

460
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Speaker 10: Then your mama get all your shirt in her hand

461
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Speaker 10: and six just as much.

462
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Speaker 8: As she could shirt skin.

463
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Speaker 1: Fabric.

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Speaker 8: Dog.

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Speaker 7: I've had myat in my mama's hand before, and my

466
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Speaker 7: mama went straight to ass whooping.

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Speaker 8: It was nothing to take away from me.

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Speaker 13: I didn't have.

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Speaker 8: Straight as.

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Speaker 1: You didn't have any You couldn't do take.

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Speaker 12: All.

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Speaker 1: Right, We're moving on.

473
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Speaker 9: Smithsy and Canton, Ohio says, I'm an activities director at

474
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Speaker 9: a nursing home and I have one dirty old black

475
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Speaker 9: man that keeps harassing me. He's eighty one, and every

476
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 9: day he asked me to show him just one of

477
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Speaker 9: my breasts so he could die happy.

478
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Speaker 1: He loves to say that.

479
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Speaker 9: He could die at any time, and it will be

480
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Speaker 9: on my conscience if I don't show it to him.

481
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Speaker 9: Yesterday he pulled down his shorts and gave me the

482
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Speaker 9: shock of my life. He is humongous and very proud

483
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Speaker 9: of it. I reported him several times before, but my

484
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 9: supervisor responds, like, it's my fault.

485
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Speaker 1: What do I doo?

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Speaker 8: Eighty one? He don't care what you're going to do

487
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 8: to him, Uncle guph, what you're going to do to him?

488
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 8: So you can't do nothing? So you know, you know

489
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Speaker 8: I could. I have some suggestions.

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Speaker 1: Come on, she's asking, what do I do?

491
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Speaker 8: Well?

492
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 7: If you pull his pants down and throw ice cold

493
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 7: water on that crump, sh it ain't gonna.

494
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Speaker 8: Stay here one.

495
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Speaker 13: It has.

496
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Speaker 8: I'm not gonna do him like that.

497
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Speaker 7: You know his old last nasty asshold man, you gonna

498
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 7: sit up and take this mess through somebodce cold water,

499
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 7: then the turtles show up.

500
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Speaker 8: Then see boy, but he own his way out. He

501
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:41,880
Speaker 8: said he could die by this woman.

502
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 7: Ain't got to sit up in here and deal and

503
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Speaker 7: they don't buy. Why that's the damn show, all right.

504
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,640
Speaker 8: He got to please him because he fit to leave him.

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00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 8: Just show me one. He just want one, asking for

506
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Speaker 8: both of them. He's asking for a damn thing.

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Speaker 1: Noll just die unhappy.

508
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 7: He just want Why don't you take you and auto

509
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 7: condo and go buy you something somewhere, all right, but

510
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 7: in the last of your check and help your damn self.

511
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 8: This woman, they gotta do nothing for you. No, he

512
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 8: could die.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Pam and Charlotte, we're moving on.

514
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 9: Pam and Charlotte says, I'm married to a man that

515
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,120
Speaker 9: is seventeen years older, and he used to date my mother.

516
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Speaker 1: My mother and I have never seen eye to eye

517
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Speaker 1: on a lot of things.

518
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,640
Speaker 8: She said, she's dating a man.

519
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's no, she's married to him.

520
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 9: I'm married to a man that is seventeen years older,

521
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 9: and he used to date my mother. My mother and

522
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 9: I have never seen eye to eye on a lot

523
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 9: of things because she is very disrespectful to my grandmother

524
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:59,360
Speaker 9: when I was younger. My grandmother raised me, so she's

525
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 9: more of a to me. Whenever my husband and I

526
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 9: have a disagreement. He likes to tell me that I'm

527
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 9: just like my crazy mama. I don't like him talking

528
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 9: about her or comparing her to me. How do I

529
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 9: stop him from bringing my mom's name up all the time?

530
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Speaker 8: Wait a minute, Wait a minute.

531
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Speaker 7: You married a man, excuse me, that was dating your

532
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,679
Speaker 7: mother and you don't want him bringing up your mama?

533
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 7: What kind of disfunctional mess is this? So you knew

534
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 7: this was a man that your mother dated. We can't

535
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 7: help you here. We all know how y'all got married,

536
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 7: why y'all got married, But let the disfunction continue.

537
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, fellow, you're listening morning show.

538
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Speaker 9: According to a new Planet Fitness study, women actually prefer

539
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 9: the dad bod over six pack abs.

540
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 8: Right, thank god for I know you're.

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Speaker 20: Welcome, guys.

542
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 9: Yeah, the results of the Planet Fitness study suggests that

543
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 9: women are still being driven wild by a bit of

544
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 9: extra pudge. The survey recently revealed that, contrary to what

545
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 9: you might have believed, women do actually prefer a man

546
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 9: with a little bit of belly on them. Okay, man,

547
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 9: but that begs the question. Yeah, is this a double

548
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 9: standard though? Because because do men prefer a woman with

549
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 9: a little belly with a mombot. So you don't care

550
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Speaker 9: as long as what what was that, As long as.

551
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Speaker 8: Problem with mom bought, I don't. I don't you know,

552
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 8: I don't you know, especially you know mom Bob. Women

553
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 8: have babies, their body's gonna change. Well, that's hard. Just

554
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 8: snap all the way back.

555
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.

556
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Speaker 9: That's good to hear, because you know, there's so much

557
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 9: pressure on women on their physical lawyrence and you know,

558
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 9: their bodies.

559
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Speaker 10: And all of that.

560
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Speaker 1: It be so perfect.

561
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Speaker 7: But yeah, I'm telling you, man, my wife's hairdresser was

562
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Speaker 7: at the house one time.

563
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 8: Her husband dropped him off.

564
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Speaker 7: Real big guy man, I'm talking about really really overweight,

565
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 7: nice guy man. I liked him and his wife. His

566
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Speaker 7: wife used to do my wife's here and she cut

567
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Speaker 7: her hair. You know, she was a stylish she cut

568
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 7: her into her hair, little Halleyberry had cut and she

569
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Speaker 7: was over the house kind of quiet one day and

570
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Speaker 7: Margie said, baby, what's wrong? She said, she's in here

571
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Speaker 7: arguing with this food. She said, my husband, you know,

572
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Speaker 7: he saw my head.

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Speaker 8: He ain't like it. He come talking about he liked

574
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Speaker 8: long hair. I told him, Hell, I like muscles.

575
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 1: I just got it.

576
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Speaker 13: What we like.

577
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Speaker 8: But we got over there.

578
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 7: She said, well I like muscles, but we got each

579
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 7: other deal with about you like long hair? She said, hell,

580
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Speaker 7: I like muscles.

581
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Speaker 1: Shut it down?

582
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Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, but yeah, I thought it would be more

583
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Speaker 9: of a double standard because I know men are so visual.

584
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Speaker 8: I don't care that woman has a would you say,

585
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 8: see what? I don't care that woman has a six pack?

586
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 8: What is that going to do? It's nice to look

587
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 8: at it, but you know a requirement and my two

588
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 8: that don't end? Yes, what is that? What that take?

589
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Speaker 17: But if you lookerator, if you look at your man,

590
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 17: then you see him, then I have no right to

591
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 17: demand about it if I can't provide him.

592
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Speaker 1: Okay, now that was profound.

593
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 4: That make damn Yeah it really did it?

594
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Speaker 8: Really? Yeah? You want somebody to be something you not.

595
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, as progressive as you guys, you know it don't.

596
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 8: Matter, but that they can be non progressive. But they'll

597
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 8: be over there by themself.

598
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 4: Somewhere, Yeah, exactly, Or.

599
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 8: You mess around to get some dumb woman with a

600
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 8: six pack. Now what you what? What did you say?

601
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: John said?

602
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 12: Us?

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00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 4: Three is not that hands So we can't really y'all.

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00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 8: Two, I'm not that Han.

605
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 10: Trio, Tommy, Okay, here, cute with a two pack.

606
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 8: Okay, that's gonna be with a two pack.

607
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 7: Unattractive as you want to be cute with two I mean,

608
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 7: I mean and let Tommy, can I tell you something?

609
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 8: At times shockingly not attractive.

610
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Speaker 18: You.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I've caught him from some angles. I've seen him

612
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Speaker 8: from some different.

613
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Speaker 1: But you can't convince some of that. Steve Tommy feel

614
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: that way about himself. He believes that that's.

615
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 7: Because he looking out through one set of eyes. Come

616
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 7: out here and look at him through these eyes. There's

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00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 7: a lot wrong with you, tom.

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00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,719
Speaker 4: For you to be tell me you know how much

619
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Speaker 4: stuff got to align?

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Speaker 8: Well, you know what.

621
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Speaker 21: You need Moon, you need I there's some sexy on

622
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Speaker 21: me somewhere. Okay, where what what we're doing? Well, go ahead,

623
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Speaker 21: we got time.

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Speaker 8: We all here.

625
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: For the guys to determine where another guy is sexy?

626
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Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, But he says, sexy on me somewhere?

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00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 5: Where is the tom tell him? Yeah, the ladies, No, ladies, Now, ladies,

628
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 5: don't you go first?

629
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Speaker 15: You go?

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00:33:59,800 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 8: Hey?

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00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: No, no, seriously, Tommy, I've always thought this about you. Really, Yeah,

632
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 1: you have you have nice hands. Your hands got nice chances. Well,

633
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 1: I mean they're that coon, they're a little bit. They're

634
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: nice though they're always you know, man cured and everything.

635
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but that still don't make it cute.

636
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 8: Isra's hands is pretty?

637
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: Who's era?

638
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,399
Speaker 8: He's six months old?

639
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 22: What is that?

640
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 4: What is hands? Don't help me make it?

641
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 8: What is his hand? You thought?

642
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 15: Man?

643
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 8: That's all you got is cute hand.

644
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: Women like a man with nice Is he cute?

645
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 8: Hell no, he got nice hands. She tried to give

646
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 8: him something. I don't be ugly with your Tommy is

647
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 8: sexy color? What on tommy is? She wouldn't do?

648
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 9: There we go?

649
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: Oh, let me see stand up?

650
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,399
Speaker 8: Not wasn't I'm up now?

651
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,879
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, let me let.

652
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 8: Me scoop back.

653
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 6: You'll see nothing sex over here?

654
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: Turn around?

655
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 4: Boy, you need a car to be sixty like you

656
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 4: like a roll?

657
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 8: Roy, you got nice heeled.

658
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: I got nothing.

659
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 8: I got nothing.

660
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 6: I'm precious.

661
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 8: Oh real, Timmy, I'm gonna get you got some night.

662
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 8: You got nice heel. People don't even see my heels.

663
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 20: I got shoes on, all right?

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Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning show.

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Speaker 9: All right, So Memorial Day is right around the corner,

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Speaker 9: and Triple A expects that the holiday weekend we'll see

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Speaker 9: a record number of travelers. They report that over forty

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Speaker 9: three million drivers will take road trips and over three

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Speaker 9: million travelers will be flying, making it the most crowded

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Speaker 9: Memorial Day weekend at airports since two thousand and five.

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Speaker 8: We're now all going.

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Speaker 1: That's what everybody wants to know. Where they going.

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Speaker 9: The most popular destination, uh here in America is Orlando, Florida.

675
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Speaker 9: So I guess everybody's going to Disney World. Yeah, Universal,

676
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 9: Universal Studios down there.

677
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 7: Yet, Well, I want to ask the most regular person

678
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 7: on the show, Junior and Monica, where are y'all going?

679
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 8: Monica going to Mississippi. She's not going to Orlando.

680
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 7: She's driving to see her mama and grandmama at the

681
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 7: at the Grand Catfish Championships this week is.

682
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,399
Speaker 1: Good eating goodness, she checks on her mom.

683
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 20: Yeah, yes, I love that.

684
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 6: It's frant of Mississippi.

685
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: Yes, law, yes, lord. So what are you doing, Steve?

686
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 13: What?

687
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 8: I don't really do holidays like that. And I'm I'm

688
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,280
Speaker 8: gonna be working, be at the house.

689
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 1: Okay, you're not gonna do nothing barbecuing or anything on

690
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: the grill.

691
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,399
Speaker 8: No, I got to go try to get this golf

692
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 8: swing other.

693
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,879
Speaker 1: Oh, poor baby, that's that. Ain't working.

694
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 8: On my golf game. That's what I'm gonna try to do.

695
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 1: Work on your golf day, Okay, Tommy.

696
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 7: All I want to do, man, is just get my

697
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 7: driver back to just a solid two thirty down.

698
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 8: The middle of the fairway.

699
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 7: Just keep it there if I can every now and

700
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 7: then cook one two forty two fifty after strong for me.

701
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:31,839
Speaker 1: Man, golf Tommy, what are you doing for Memorial Day?

702
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 13: Uh?

703
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 8: I'm not booked. That's the best thing. I get to

704
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 8: be at home with my wife and kids.

705
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 6: So are traveling?

706
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 8: Yeah?

707
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 7: No, no, no, you better not have no base Come

708
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 7: I find out that boy got a baseball game. You're

709
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 7: gonna be out on the patio, big boy. Y'all seen

710
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 7: Tommy patio.

711
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: Junior.

712
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 8: What are you doing work Saturday?

713
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 17: But I'm after I get off, Me and the wife

714
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 17: going to a jazz festival.

715
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 8: That's all my jazz. That's what he's said, Like a

716
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 8: beautiful man.

717
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: That's what people do a Memorial Day.

718
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, because she sees stuff in me, don't

719
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 8: nobody else.

720
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: It's still mad about that.

721
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,280
Speaker 4: You know, she has a beautiful.

722
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 23: Mind, you know when she looking on into me and

723
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 23: she's starting to see things in me that I don't

724
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 23: see in myself.

725
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 8: You see.

726
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 23: A woman, you know, who looks into me and see

727
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 23: things in me, you know that I didn't even know

728
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 23: I had, like you knowing on the inside of me,

729
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 23: and you know, seeing bacteria and things you know, and

730
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 23: floating around in me that I didn't even know was there.

731
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Speaker 1: Coming after alright, is coming on. We'll come right back

732
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

733
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 1: You're listening Morning Show. It is time now to check

734
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: Steve's voicemail.

735
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,839
Speaker 9: If you would like to leave a message for Steve,

736
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 9: you can call him eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve,

737
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 9: you might just hear your call on the air. Let's

738
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 9: go to Johnny Steve, who's a truck driver. He needs

739
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 9: a little relationship advice.

740
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,760
Speaker 22: I Steve, this is a Johnny from Mississippi. I'm twenty

741
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 22: six years old and I'm having a bit of a

742
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 22: problem right now.

743
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 13: I'm a truck driver, but I'm home every day and.

744
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 22: I'm getting ready to get married. So but my fiance

745
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 22: has a problem with me working all the time. My

746
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 22: goal is to make Dick's Viggish and I'm really really close.

747
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 22: And on top of that, I'm trying to write a

748
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 22: book in my free time. So I was wondering if

749
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,319
Speaker 22: you could give me any advice. I'm trying to find

750
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 22: a balance between time with her and tasting my hosts

751
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 22: and jams and working.

752
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 7: Thank you well, brother, that's the phenomenon most people make.

753
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 7: You're twenty six years old, You're young, You're in your

754
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 7: most important earning years because at least at twenty six,

755
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 7: you set some goals for yourself. You want to make

756
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 7: six figures, you want to write a book one the

757
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 7: But she complaining about you ain't there. Well, see, that's

758
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 7: the problem with being a real man. You can't ever

759
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 7: get it one hundred. If you're there, you can't make

760
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 7: the money you need. If you make the money that

761
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 7: you need, you can't be there. So now you got

762
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,799
Speaker 7: to get somebody that's a teammate that understands that, yeah,

763
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 7: I'm gone, but me being gone provides a lifestyle for us.

764
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 8: You know, the stuff, stuff you.

765
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 7: Might enjoy, like you know, somewhere to stay. You know,

766
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 7: stuff like groceries. You know, just you know, you know,

767
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 7: maybe you want to go somewhere and not walk. You know,

768
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 7: it's just it's just something some out of there trying

769
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 7: to accomplish for see. And there are teammates who have

770
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 7: to get with this program and understand that. Why would

771
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 7: you want a man that wasn't trying to be nothing?

772
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,479
Speaker 7: Then when you get one, you want him to stay

773
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 7: home and sit around. Well, he can't get.

774
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 8: It like that.

775
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 7: They are not mailing checks to the house. I have

776
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 7: asked them. Now, your man is in to go get

777
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 7: it business, so let him go get it. And if

778
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 7: you don't understand that, you really need to check yourself.

779
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 8: Use some wrong with so, bro, there is no balance

780
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 8: that you're never.

781
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 7: Gonna get achieved, perfect balance until you find the right

782
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 7: partner who helps you with that. Because if she gonna

783
00:41:55,600 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 7: complain every time you go out the door, you you're

784
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 7: gonna have a problem, bro, because when you go out

785
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 7: the door, man, man, it's hard.

786
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 8: Come on, all right?

787
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 9: This call us from a female listener, Steve, who left

788
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 9: a message about your response to and ask the clo question.

789
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 9: Remember when you suggested that Baskin Robbins create a sexy

790
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 9: ice cream flavor.

791
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 1: Take a listen, Peeze.

792
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 24: I have listened to you on the Steve Robin morn

793
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 24: the town and you are so Frindy, you are so

794
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 24: crazy man. You would saying how they'll say, if bat

795
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 24: Robbins ain't got nothing on this, If that bat the

796
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 24: robbers can put this in a coump.

797
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 18: And put it on the me and you and and

798
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 18: you would like I know they are stay aloud, Steve,

799
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 18: you want to.

800
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 20: Black people laugh. Yeah, I'm trouble man, you so pray.

801
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 8: Look up.

802
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 1: And they're laughing so much and makes.

803
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 8: You frank brendandah man.

804
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: All right later.

805
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 9: If you want to leave Stephen message eight seven seven

806
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,240
Speaker 9: twenty nine, Steve. Coming up next, it is the nephew

807
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 9: and the prank phone call for today. Right after this,

808
00:43:55,920 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 9: you're listening Hard Morning Show. Coming up at the top

809
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 9: of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my

810
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:06,720
Speaker 9: strawberry letter, the subject love at first bite.

811
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 1: Wait till you hear this letter.

812
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 9: We'll get into that in a little bit, because right

813
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 9: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

814
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 1: What you got for his nest?

815
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,760
Speaker 8: It's time to hit the pool.

816
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 10: So much time is coming here basically, the title is

817
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 10: naked lifeguard.

818
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,879
Speaker 8: Naked what lifeguard? Don't don't, don't, don't let this bother.

819
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 8: I know I ain't the only one on this shoulder

820
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 8: swam naked. I know I ain't the own. Let's go

821
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 8: catch naked lifeguard.

822
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 12: Hello.

823
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 15: Hello, I'm trying to reach a carried Yes, there's this

824
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 15: carried Hi, Carrie. My name is Oliver. Oliver. Do you

825
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 15: put in an application with the employment agency about looking

826
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,319
Speaker 15: for some work as far as being a lifeguard? Oh? Yeah,

827
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Speaker 15: I did. Okay. Have you had much experience being a lifeguard?

828
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Speaker 12: Yeah, I've been doing that for a while now, back

829
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 12: since I was like eighteen I got my CPR certification.

830
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 12: I've had as many as like two hundred people at

831
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Speaker 12: one time watching them. So I'm good. I'm good at

832
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 12: what I do.

833
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 15: I love it, very good, very good. Well, i'll tell

834
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,280
Speaker 15: you what. I've looked over your application and I've checked

835
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 15: everything out thoroughly, and I'm very excited about maybe getting

836
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 15: you to I don't know if you're familiar with it,

837
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 15: but public Pool it's actually in subdivision. There's two pools there.

838
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 15: Are you familiar with Yeah.

839
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Speaker 12: I'm familiar with it. They're near where I live.

840
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 15: Yeah, okay, well there's actually in the backup there's a

841
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 15: gated community and that is actually the particular property that

842
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 15: I'm talking about. You coming out and working for us

843
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 15: there at the pool site. If we can get you

844
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 15: on Monday to Friday, we're gonna actually hire some more

845
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,320
Speaker 15: college students for Saturday and Sunday.

846
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Speaker 12: What do you say, Oh, I say, okay, sounds great

847
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 12: money weekends off.

848
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Now we start off. Job actually pays

849
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 15: twenty five dollars an hour. Wow. You would be our

850
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:15,879
Speaker 15: head lifeguard and we would want you to be there

851
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 15: from you know, I mean if you start at twelve,

852
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 15: it'd actually like you to get there around eleven thirty,

853
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 15: you know, just just to be prepared and be the

854
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 15: overseer and make sure the other lifeguards get there on time,

855
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 15: and you know, we'll go from there.

856
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 21: Okay.

857
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 15: Now, carry there's only one catch that actually comes along

858
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 15: with this job. We want you to work an additional

859
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,359
Speaker 15: four hours from six to ten at night. But it's

860
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 15: going to pay you fifty dollars per hour, so you'll

861
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 15: make an extra two hundred dollars. How do you feel

862
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 15: about that?

863
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 12: Man? I feel good? I mean with the recession and everything.

864
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 12: I can use that money right now, especially during the summertime.

865
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Speaker 15: Okay, now here's the deal. This is innegated community, like

866
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 15: I told you before. But also it's going to be

867
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 15: adults at night, and they are actually going to be

868
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 15: swimming nude. What. Yeah, they're gonna be swimming nude. And

869
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Speaker 15: what they asked is if they're going to be swimming nude,

870
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 15: they want to make sure that the lifeguard that's protecting

871
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 15: them is going to be nude as well.

872
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 12: Okay, I'm a certified lifeguard, I'm CPR certified, I'm a student.

873
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 12: I've had other jobs, but nudity wasn't on.

874
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 15: My resume, and I understand that wholeheartedly. But we're talking

875
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 15: about you possibly making seventeen hundred and fifty dollars a week.

876
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 15: How do you feel about seventeen hundred and fifty a

877
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 15: week for your nursing school. I'm sure that'll that'll definitely

878
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 15: pay for it throughout the entire summer. That should be

879
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 15: a big help, shouldn't it. Yeah?

880
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 13: What?

881
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 15: But I mean, I mean, are are you?

882
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 8: Are you?

883
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 15: How do you feel about trying it for a few

884
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 15: weeks and then you know, how do you feel about that.

885
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 15: I don't know, But I mean, you're gonna watch over

886
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 15: some adults who are actually just gonna be nude in

887
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Speaker 15: the pool, and you're nude as well up on the

888
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 15: big chair that overwatches everybody. Seventeen fifty I don't seventeen

889
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 15: fifty carry, you know, I don't think I'm going to

890
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:16,439
Speaker 15: be able to do that seventeen fifty carry. We're talking

891
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 15: about four hours of you being nude along with some

892
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 15: other people that are already new. So, I mean, what's

893
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 15: the big deal. You know? What we need you to

894
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 15: do is come down. We're gonna do some drills, some

895
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 15: lifeguard drills, and make sure that you're definitely qualified. But

896
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 15: we're going to make sure that when you do those,

897
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 15: you got to be naked as well. Okay, why would

898
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 15: I have to do some drills naked?

899
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 12: I'm on a radio lifeguard.

900
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,360
Speaker 15: What do I need to drunk? Understand all that. But

901
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 15: in order we for our particular property, we got to

902
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,360
Speaker 15: make sure that you're actually prepared and ready.

903
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 12: You know, I understand.

904
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 15: Well that's the way it is, Carriy. We need you

905
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 15: to come down and do some drills. Well, it's not

906
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 15: going to take a long probably about a half hour.

907
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,919
Speaker 15: You come down, you get undressed, you get in the pool,

908
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 15: and we make sure that you're qualified to swim nude,

909
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 15: to handle to saving somebody's life, nude, the whole nine yards.

910
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 12: But what I mean, what if my family come to that?

911
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 15: You know, Carrie, you know I can't go back and

912
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 15: forth with you. I can't now.

913
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: I know you.

914
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 15: You know. I looked at your resume. I looked at

915
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 15: what you were doing and what you're pursuing in life,

916
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 15: and I thought this would be a great opportunity for you.

917
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 18: But I can't be you.

918
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 12: I mean, I can't do that to my family, and you.

919
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 15: Can no, No, wait a minute, hang on a second. Now,

920
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 15: you can't tell me you can't do it now?

921
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 12: Oh yes, I yes I can.

922
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 15: So you get your down here in the morning so

923
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 15: I can get these drills done. And I want you

924
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 15: naked when you get here and get in this pool.

925
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 15: You understand me, Who the hell do you think you're

926
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 15: talking to her?

927
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 12: You some kind of pool timp? Lifeguard? Human resources are

928
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:44,839
Speaker 12: a pimp.

929
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 18: You're not tipping me.

930
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 12: I don't have to come down there, but I want

931
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 12: to come down there.

932
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 15: You got to bring you think tomorrow and get in

933
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 15: this pool and do this trip. Do you think you're

934
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 15: talking to I'm talking to you tomorrow and you do

935
00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 15: this trill you need to do with.

936
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 12: You're a Pamela Anderson Baywatch because as you're doing nothing

937
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 12: new grass stroke for you all freaking I don't know them,

938
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 12: I know them people.

939
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 15: I don't give a move you not no, you get

940
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 15: your down here and you take the job.

941
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 12: I'm not coming down there to your fun told tomorrow

942
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 12: and swim now and life go ahead now for a

943
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 12: bunch of ronchy. I don't know who you think you're

944
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 12: trying to do. I'm just trying to be nice to

945
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 12: you when you come a house with that and then

946
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 12: it stup because I'm not there.

947
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:31,800
Speaker 15: Coming the girl you got me?

948
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 12: Okay, you need to go get your a Pamela Anderson Baywatch.

949
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:37,760
Speaker 15: You know deep s diving.

950
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 12: I don't know what you need, but I'm not what

951
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 12: you need.

952
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 15: You get your flock down here tomorrow.

953
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 11: What you think you're talking to I'm talking to you.

954
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 15: You think you're talking to I'm.

955
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 12: Talking to you. Who do you think you're talking to?

956
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 15: I got something I want to say to you. You listening?

957
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 13: You know where you you better go?

958
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 12: Ahead and say, because I'm bout to hang up this

959
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 12: phone in your face right now.

960
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:03,439
Speaker 15: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

961
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 15: You just got pranked by your girlfriend. I just said this,

962
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 15: frank you, baby, Your girlfriend pranks you.

963
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 12: When I see that she's gonna have one last float,

964
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,280
Speaker 12: I cannot believe.

965
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 18: She d like this.

966
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 15: All right, I gotta ask you something, baby, what is

967
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 15: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

968
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 15: show in the land, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

969
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 1: The distress in her voice.

970
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 8: I thought about it, and I can't do that. I

971
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 8: just can't do that to my family.

972
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 1: Right, she really was.

973
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 9: Down.

974
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 8: Could you talk to him, Tommy. I'd have been down

975
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 8: there for sure.

976
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 7: I wouldn't got my daddy. But Tommy, you kind of

977
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 7: blew it in the beginning. You know you're gonna be

978
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 7: at the pool. You're gonna be like the head. You're

979
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 7: gonna be the overseer. I said, what kind of slave

980
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 7: as you're gonna be the overseer? I said, what did

981
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 7: his old ass say that he's younger could be like

982
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,439
Speaker 7: the overseer for them?

983
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:24,800
Speaker 15: For that?

984
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 12: What point?

985
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 8: At what point shall I bring out my bang and

986
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 8: pick a bale.

987
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,280
Speaker 10: All right, the Nephew is coming to town Dallas, Dallas

988
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 10: Fort Worth, Texas. Nephew Tommy's House Party, Comedy Jam Live

989
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 10: with special guests Tony robertson the building, Dominique in the building,

990
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 10: and the Nephew himself will be the Saturday, June fifteenth

991
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,280
Speaker 10: at the Majestic Field.

992
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 8: That is Father's Day weekend.

993
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 10: So bring your father, bring your husband, bring your boys,

994
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 10: bring your well you're older boys, because it's gonna be

995
00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 10: it's gonna be that kind of part. It's gonna be

996
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 10: a grown in sixty type of party. We'll come on

997
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 10: out and hang out with the Nephew.

998
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 13: All right.

999
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 9: Coming up next it is a Strawberry letter. Subject is

1000
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 9: love at First Bite. We'll get back into it right

1001
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 9: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show Time now

1002
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 9: for today's Strawberry Letter.

1003
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: Listen.

1004
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 9: If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

1005
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,839
Speaker 9: and more, please submit your Strawberry letter. It's Steve Harvey

1006
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 9: FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could

1007
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 9: be reading your letter live on the air, just like

1008
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 9: we're going to read this one right here, right now,

1009
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 9: and you never know this one could be yours.

1010
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 4: Hope be yours.

1011
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 1: I hope this one is yours.

1012
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 8: Well, we hope not. Buckle up and hold on tight.

1013
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 8: We got it for you here. It is a strawberry letter.

1014
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 1: Thank you, nep you.

1015
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 9: Subject love at first bite. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a

1016
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 9: fifty seven year old single woman, but I am dealing

1017
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,919
Speaker 9: with a man that is slightly older than me. He's

1018
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 9: a nice man and he just lost his wife, so's

1019
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,320
Speaker 9: to settle down with me. We have great chemistry in

1020
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 9: the bedroom, and that is what is the most important

1021
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:11,920
Speaker 9: to me. He matches my freakiness and has taken it

1022
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 9: to a whole new level. But after five months of dating,

1023
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,800
Speaker 9: he said he wants to only do certain things for

1024
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:23,720
Speaker 9: special occasion. I have a fetish that he was fine

1025
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 9: with at first. I like for my man to bite

1026
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 9: me while we are intimate. Bite my ear, from my shoulder,

1027
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 9: my neck, or whatever he can get a hold of

1028
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 9: at the time. It's an issue for him to do

1029
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 9: it all the time because he doesn't like to wear

1030
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 9: his top row of teeth when we are in the house.

1031
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 9: Even at my house, he places them on a napkin

1032
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:53,720
Speaker 9: on my end table.

1033
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 1: After we eat.

1034
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 9: I've told him that the bite isn't the same without

1035
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 9: his teeth, but he's not willing to compromise. If he

1036
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 9: doesn't have his teeth in, it feels like a teething baby.

1037
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 9: That's why he only wants to do things my way

1038
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:12,319
Speaker 9: on special occasions. I've dated older men before, and they

1039
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 9: don't mind keeping their teeth in for sex. So I

1040
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 9: need my men to get his top row of teeth

1041
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 9: adjusted so that they are more comfortable and he can

1042
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 9: leave them in. He got defensive and called me a

1043
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 9: weirdo for being into biting. I think it's weird that

1044
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 9: he is into having sex without his teeth, but I'd

1045
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 9: never make him feel bad about it. I am getting

1046
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,720
Speaker 9: bored with our sex life, and if he can't spice

1047
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 9: it up a bit and do what I like, I

1048
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 9: may have to step out on him. When I was

1049
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 9: in a swingers group, I saw that some people like

1050
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:48,240
Speaker 9: choking and some liked costumes. I just like teeth marks,

1051
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,840
Speaker 9: and if that's so crazy, I may need to move on.

1052
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 9: Is it too unreasonable to expect that this whole letter

1053
00:55:56,360 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 9: what Lady is unreasonable? Okay, if you ask me, everything

1054
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:04,360
Speaker 9: in here is unreasonable you want him to bite you.

1055
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,320
Speaker 1: You used to be in a swingers club.

1056
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 9: Oh my god, you've only been dating this man for

1057
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:13,760
Speaker 9: five months and he's already, you know, just doing something

1058
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 9: that's uncomfortable to me.

1059
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:21,240
Speaker 1: He's taking his teeth out, and at home, I'm putting

1060
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 1: him in a napkin on.

1061
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 9: The side table. I really don't get this. Then you

1062
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 9: like him to bite you and leave teeth marks, so

1063
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 9: that means he has to bite you pretty hard to

1064
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 9: do that, but he won't do it because his teeth

1065
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 9: are out, and you're mad about that.

1066
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 1: Do you understand?

1067
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 9: Hear how crazy this sounds? The question I had when

1068
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 9: does he wear his teeth? Because it sounds like he

1069
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:45,919
Speaker 9: doesn't wear them, not at your house, not during sex.

1070
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 1: When does he wear them? I just don't think this

1071
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:48,800
Speaker 1: is okay.

1072
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:51,799
Speaker 9: I mean, with him having no teeth in his mouth,

1073
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 9: where's the attraction, where's the sexy?

1074
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Are you still physically attracted to

1075
00:56:59,000 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 1: him or you.

1076
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 9: Just don't care as long as you're being bitten, that's

1077
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 9: what it sounds like. And he leaves bite marks on you? Uh,

1078
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 9: he offered you a compromise to do it on special occasions.

1079
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 9: That's not good enough for you.

1080
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: You said no to that. I just think this letter

1081
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 1: is crazy, I really do. I mean this is crazy

1082
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 1: to me.

1083
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 20: The teeth out and.

1084
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: The bite mark.

1085
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:23,920
Speaker 9: All right, you guys need to make some sort of

1086
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 9: deal or compromise about his teeth and this biting issue,

1087
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 9: or yes, you need to step out on him or

1088
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 9: move on, Steve.

1089
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 8: This letter crazy to you. This is why I come

1090
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:39,439
Speaker 8: to work. I come to worse.

1091
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:44,520
Speaker 7: Is like this right here, beautiful advice. I ain't got

1092
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 7: none of that for none of these fools. Oh I

1093
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 7: see is opportunity to him riding my scope of humor.

1094
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:58,440
Speaker 7: As we read this letter together, it gets worse as

1095
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 7: it goes on. Yeah, I'm a fifty seven year old

1096
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 7: single woman, and according to this letter, you're gonna stay

1097
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 7: that way the rest of your damn life, because after

1098
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 7: this damn letter you have made a truth.

1099
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 8: You are fifty seven, you old single.

1100
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 7: You can write this letter when you sixty seven, you

1101
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:22,919
Speaker 7: can start the same damn way. I'm a sixty seven

1102
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:26,439
Speaker 7: year old single woman. I'm dealing with a man that's

1103
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,439
Speaker 7: slightly older than me. He's nice and he just lost

1104
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 7: his wife, so he trying to settle down with me.

1105
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:33,240
Speaker 8: For now.

1106
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 7: We have great chemistry in the bedroom, and that's what's

1107
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 7: most important to me.

1108
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you fifty.

1109
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 7: Seven, that's what's most important to me. I hate to

1110
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 7: tell you this, but you're close to the tape. Let

1111
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 7: me tell you something about fifty seven. If you're fifty

1112
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 7: seven years old, it's like a twenty one year old

1113
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 7: is at high noon on the clock son as hot as.

1114
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:00,080
Speaker 8: It gonna be in his life. You fifty seven, and

1115
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 8: it's about eight thirty for you, it's evening. Change your priorities.

1116
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:13,919
Speaker 7: It's getting late, say damn near. Time to lock these

1117
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 7: doors and pull this cover off. This again, that's to

1118
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 7: This letter is for Steve Harvey. Please come back.

1119
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:25,439
Speaker 9: We can't wait for part two of the Strawberry Letter

1120
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 9: at twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject for

1121
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 9: today is love at First Bite. We'll come back with

1122
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 9: Steve's response right after this.

1123
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show, all right?

1124
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:40,440
Speaker 6: Come on, Steve, this.

1125
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 1: Is the letter Tailor made for you.

1126
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1127
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 8: I want to thank God, love it first out. I'm

1128
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 8: at work today.

1129
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 7: Love at first bite, did Stephen Shirley. I'm a fifty

1130
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 7: seven year old single woman now based on this letter,

1131
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 7: Like I said, she gonna stay this the rest of

1132
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 7: her damn life. She has no chance of securing a

1133
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,479
Speaker 7: mate with what you're about to read in this letter.

1134
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 7: Ten years, she could say, I'm a sixty seven year

1135
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 7: old single one twenty years, I'm a seventy seven year

1136
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 7: old single woman.

1137
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:09,919
Speaker 8: I'm damn near dead and I'm still sinking. You could

1138
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 8: write that too.

1139
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 7: But she met a nice man that lost his wife

1140
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 7: trying to settle down with her now, and they got great,

1141
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 7: great chemistry in the bedroom. And that's what's most important

1142
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:24,200
Speaker 7: to me. If sex is most important to you at

1143
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 7: fifty seven, you need to readjust your priorities a little bit,

1144
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 7: because let me explain something like I said earlier. If

1145
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:35,920
Speaker 7: you're twenty one years old, you're at high noon, it's

1146
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 7: twelve o'clock for you, sunny shining, you participating. You ain't sleepy,

1147
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 7: and you ain't just got up. You twenty one is

1148
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 7: high noon. If you fifty seven, according to the clock

1149
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 7: for you, it's about eight thirty. It's evening.

1150
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 8: It's time to get these dogs locked. Pull this cover,

1151
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 8: pull the cover up. You might not make it to

1152
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 8: the news no more.

1153
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 6: I'm just saying so.

1154
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 8: Anyway, she says it's great chemistry.

1155
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:06,760
Speaker 7: He matches my freakiness and has taken it to a

1156
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:10,720
Speaker 7: whole new level. You like it because a man match

1157
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 7: your freakiness and you fifty seven. Okay, I'm just gonna

1158
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 7: make this statement right here.

1159
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 8: You too much?

1160
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 7: But after five months a day and he says he

1161
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:21,440
Speaker 7: wants to only do certain things for special occasion. Now,

1162
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 7: without reading anymore into this letter, I'm assuming that you

1163
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,959
Speaker 7: are too much and he wants to slow it down

1164
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 7: and just do it on the holidays. Yeah, because whatever

1165
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 7: this freakingness is is too much every damn day.

1166
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 8: We needs to break this down on holidays.

1167
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 7: Fourth of July, Sweetish Day, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Saint

1168
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 7: Patti's Day, Easter. You know, I got it for you

1169
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 7: all the day, Columbus Day, we all Martin Luther King Day,

1170
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:52,280
Speaker 7: that three day weekend.

1171
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:53,240
Speaker 8: I got time for you.

1172
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 7: Other than that, I want to just break it down

1173
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 7: right here. And the reason she want to break it

1174
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 7: down the so she got a fetish that the man

1175
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 7: was fine with it.

1176
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:03,400
Speaker 8: First.

1177
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:05,920
Speaker 7: See, I like my man to bite me while me

1178
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 7: while we intimate, bite my ear, bite my shoulder, my neck,

1179
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:13,240
Speaker 7: or whatever he can get a hold of at the time. Lady,

1180
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:17,000
Speaker 7: that's a different kind of fetish. I'm glad you ain't

1181
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:20,280
Speaker 7: talking to me because you'll you'll you'll get off me

1182
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 7: with that request, because I bite for real.

1183
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 8: You know I'll put some on you. She wants. Yeah,

1184
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:29,840
Speaker 8: I'll sink in, I'll sink I'll take me to meet

1185
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 8: out you one time.

1186
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 7: I bet you could asking me you asked to be

1187
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 7: asking for just for special occasions. Once I sank these

1188
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 7: big ass chompers, I got your tea and I put

1189
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 7: something on you right here. I don't know if you

1190
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 7: ever had a piece of shoulder out, but I like

1191
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 7: shoulder sandwiches.

1192
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 8: Any damn you've got the right man.

1193
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 7: If you come to me, come on something, bite me.

1194
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 7: You better break it down what it is about me?

1195
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,160
Speaker 7: Sure you better break this letter down to can you

1196
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:59,160
Speaker 7: nibble me? Because if you say I'm taking it to

1197
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:01,040
Speaker 7: a whole nother level, you think he took it to

1198
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:03,280
Speaker 7: another level. And I ain't gotta take my damn teeth

1199
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,280
Speaker 7: out because see, here go the problem with your man

1200
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 7: right here?

1201
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:07,880
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?

1202
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 7: I don't but I got a solution for that too.

1203
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:12,600
Speaker 7: He don't like to wear his top row teeth when.

1204
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 8: We in the house.

1205
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 7: What the hell you don't win? How much older is

1206
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 7: he than you? He gotta take his top row out.

1207
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:21,040
Speaker 7: You probably dating somebody didn't have a bottom row, and

1208
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 7: you got somebody got full set of dentist. What are

1209
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:27,080
Speaker 7: you doing? You can't help all these fetishes with these

1210
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:29,440
Speaker 7: old ass men. You need to start dating somebody younger.

1211
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:32,919
Speaker 7: Got all they damn teeth? Now you say that even

1212
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,040
Speaker 7: at my house he places them on the napkin on

1213
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 7: the end of the table.

1214
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:39,320
Speaker 8: When we eat. Who wants to eat without they damn teeth?

1215
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:40,320
Speaker 8: What did you make it?

1216
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:43,120
Speaker 6: As hard as you Polly?

1217
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:44,160
Speaker 7: What is you make it?

1218
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 8: What did you make it? Where you gonna set your

1219
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 8: teeth out on the nampkin? What did you do to

1220
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 8: this hamburger?

1221
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 15: Love?

1222
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:55,919
Speaker 8: Have mercy? Why does this hamburger taste like probably meat?

1223
01:03:56,400 --> 01:04:01,800
Speaker 7: I wan't read one damn teeth take He just set

1224
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:04,560
Speaker 7: his damn teeth on the napkin and y'all having dinner.

1225
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:08,320
Speaker 7: And then I've told him that the bite isn't the

1226
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:10,960
Speaker 7: same without his teeth, but he ain't willing to compromise

1227
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:13,360
Speaker 7: when he don't have his teeth in, It's feel like

1228
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 7: uh teething, baby, that's why he only wants to do

1229
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 7: things my way on special occasion. I've dated older men

1230
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 7: before and they don't mind keeping their teeth in for

1231
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:23,120
Speaker 7: six what.

1232
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 8: On your men got teeth problem?

1233
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:29,640
Speaker 7: So I need a man to get on top row

1234
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:32,520
Speaker 7: his teeth adjusted so they more comfortable, and he can

1235
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:34,320
Speaker 7: leave it when he gets defensive and call me a

1236
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:37,439
Speaker 7: weirdo for being in the bike. You he is weird, yeah,

1237
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,480
Speaker 7: by in order to get fit all the time. But

1238
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:42,600
Speaker 7: if he having sex and he got his teeth on

1239
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 7: the knighte stare while y'all having sick. My suggestion is

1240
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:48,800
Speaker 7: to reach over, grab them teeth and shop him on

1241
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:49,280
Speaker 7: your back.

1242
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 4: We can get the.

1243
01:04:53,160 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 7: Over staying and snap him on put you'll get some

1244
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:02,480
Speaker 7: teeth printing you ass that's what you want.

1245
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:05,720
Speaker 6: That might not be with my mouth, but you you.

1246
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:07,760
Speaker 8: Don't get to your yo.

1247
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:11,880
Speaker 7: I'll reach over and help. I have magnetic glove, I

1248
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:14,920
Speaker 7: have him just a why you want you want to?

1249
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:17,400
Speaker 7: I can make love to you and put the s

1250
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:18,960
Speaker 7: I can put a bike mark on the back of

1251
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:22,400
Speaker 7: your calf. That's why you wanted that, because I don't

1252
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:24,000
Speaker 7: reach around there with my head When you want the

1253
01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:26,160
Speaker 7: next bot monk see when you want on back of

1254
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:28,560
Speaker 7: your neck. But what you want you back your neck,

1255
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:32,760
Speaker 7: I'm putting it on the back of you. I've got

1256
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:36,600
Speaker 7: bites for your hell. Where you want, I'll put a

1257
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:39,680
Speaker 7: bike mark in head on a whole steal smacking right

1258
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 7: up there.

1259
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 9: I go coming up in forty six minutes after the hour, Steve,

1260
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:47,360
Speaker 9: that is not done with this Strawberry letter. We'll have

1261
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:51,800
Speaker 9: part three of Love at First Bite right after this.

1262
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 9: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Steve Harvey is not finished

1263
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:01,920
Speaker 9: with his response to the Strawberry letter today Love at

1264
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:04,680
Speaker 9: First Bite, where a fifty seven year old woman was

1265
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:07,600
Speaker 9: dating an older gentleman who took its teeth out and

1266
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:08,840
Speaker 9: she wanted them to bite her.

1267
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,920
Speaker 7: And her said that she is she likes to have

1268
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:14,440
Speaker 7: sex and like to get bit while she having sex. Now,

1269
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:17,000
Speaker 7: I said, you don't want to say that to me now,

1270
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:19,320
Speaker 7: because I got to set the teeth. I'll put it

1271
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 7: on you.

1272
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 8: You stop. I gonna have to stop asking me to

1273
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:24,560
Speaker 8: bite you. I put it, I take, I'll take meat out.

1274
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:27,960
Speaker 7: You gonna have to change your terminology to I want

1275
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,200
Speaker 7: to get nibbled on, Steve, because you had me to

1276
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,120
Speaker 7: bite you with these teeth I got.

1277
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:33,760
Speaker 8: I got something for your ass right here.

1278
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:36,120
Speaker 7: But now, since he liked to take his teeth out,

1279
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:38,360
Speaker 7: I said, what he could do is can put his

1280
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:40,320
Speaker 7: teeth on nice stand and then when she ready for

1281
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:41,520
Speaker 7: a bite, reach over and.

1282
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 8: Grab the teeth and the half whereever shit you want

1283
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:47,560
Speaker 8: to bite marks? You want to get bit on the shoulder.

1284
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 7: Here, come slapper with your teeth in your hand, and

1285
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:52,800
Speaker 7: you put teeth marks on right here.

1286
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:53,840
Speaker 8: You can get them out.

1287
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:54,120
Speaker 11: I can.

1288
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,080
Speaker 7: I can see if that's how you want it. We

1289
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:59,000
Speaker 7: get these teeth marks exactly where you.

1290
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:00,880
Speaker 8: Want it, when you want you want it in the

1291
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 8: real cage.

1292
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 1: Why we kissing?

1293
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:04,440
Speaker 8: Daddy is right there.

1294
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:07,760
Speaker 6: There ain't no problem teeth marks.

1295
01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 8: Why we kissing? Only quest You get dt marks anywhere

1296
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:13,720
Speaker 8: you want to go.

1297
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:17,920
Speaker 7: But now you're all you date is old ass men

1298
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,160
Speaker 7: that ain't have problem leaving their teeth in. He gonna

1299
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:23,400
Speaker 7: set his teeth off the on a napkin while y'all eating.

1300
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:24,320
Speaker 13: What are you eating?

1301
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:26,480
Speaker 8: Well, you don't need your damn teeth.

1302
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:32,880
Speaker 7: Where you're eating at the hospital, all this apple sauce

1303
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:33,800
Speaker 7: and all this hell.

1304
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:36,840
Speaker 8: He hadn't gotten to do what Shirley.

1305
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:37,800
Speaker 13: Way, you got it.

1306
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:40,040
Speaker 9: When you finish, you have to address the fact that

1307
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:41,760
Speaker 9: she used to be in the swingers club.

1308
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:42,960
Speaker 8: Well, see that. It's another thing.

1309
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:45,040
Speaker 7: I'm bored with our sex life and he can't spice

1310
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:46,800
Speaker 7: it up a bit. I may have to step out

1311
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,640
Speaker 7: on him. When I was in the swingers group, I

1312
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 7: saw some people like choking and some people like choking.

1313
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:57,400
Speaker 7: Now you ready to damn there, die to have some sex.

1314
01:07:57,520 --> 01:08:00,720
Speaker 7: That's why you fifty seven and still single. I'm like, cannybody,

1315
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:04,320
Speaker 7: stay with your ass. No every day, all this choking.

1316
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:08,439
Speaker 8: It here.

1317
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:11,280
Speaker 7: Now, soon as you walk in the swingers club, you

1318
01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:12,520
Speaker 7: gotta wear a T shirt.

1319
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:17,120
Speaker 8: The bigger the teeth, the better the sex. You got

1320
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:18,439
Speaker 8: to walk around. Let everybody one.

1321
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:21,040
Speaker 7: You gotta come in here and make announcements. Ladies and gentlemen,

1322
01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:24,840
Speaker 7: she's here. Anybody with big teeth. All men with big teeth,

1323
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:27,200
Speaker 7: please step to the left of the room. The Swingers

1324
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:30,240
Speaker 7: Club is about to get wild. Earnest scene is here

1325
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:34,559
Speaker 7: looking for men with big teeth that's in their mouth.

1326
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:38,760
Speaker 7: This don't make no damn sen it does. You too

1327
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:42,840
Speaker 7: old for this, and ain't no grown ass man thin

1328
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:45,640
Speaker 7: to do this with you every day. That's why this

1329
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:50,200
Speaker 7: man said special occasions only because it's something.

1330
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:54,280
Speaker 6: I've heard it all now, I've heard it.

1331
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:58,920
Speaker 7: Teeth shirts is for sale right after the show, Bigger Teeth,

1332
01:08:59,200 --> 01:08:59,880
Speaker 7: Better Sex.

1333
01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:03,120
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve

1334
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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.

1335
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:11,840
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right,

1336
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:15,400
Speaker 1: it's time for comedy Roulette Jay now quickly.

1337
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:19,120
Speaker 16: It's very similar. You guys test our ability to be comedians.

1338
01:09:19,439 --> 01:09:23,160
Speaker 16: Give us five subjects. Anything you want. Let the wheel stop.

1339
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:25,400
Speaker 16: We put it out on a roulette wheel wherever stop.

1340
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:27,200
Speaker 16: We do a couple of minutes on. That's how good

1341
01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:29,600
Speaker 16: we are, all right, that's how good we all.

1342
01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:31,080
Speaker 1: Right, all right, we'll see about that. We have five

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01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:34,280
Speaker 1: topics for you, all right. Number one the movies.

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01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:44,320
Speaker 9: You got this one.

1345
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:44,439
Speaker 15: No.

1346
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:48,280
Speaker 9: Number two being dumped, all right, that's on the wheel.

1347
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:51,360
Speaker 9: Number three, bed wedding, it's been there.

1348
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:52,120
Speaker 16: I got that one.

1349
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:55,840
Speaker 9: Number four, bad grades. Number five When to shut up?

1350
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:57,640
Speaker 9: Cat spind the wheel.

1351
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:06,120
Speaker 8: Graves come on, wait, week, I like movies.

1352
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:18,240
Speaker 16: Whoa okay, okay, And that's a good okay way to

1353
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:21,760
Speaker 16: shut up. When to shut up? I'll tell you when

1354
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:23,920
Speaker 16: you shut up? The minute just look in your rear

1355
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:27,679
Speaker 16: view mirror and you see that blue light. It is time,

1356
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:31,640
Speaker 16: and I don't want time for you to shut up.

1357
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:34,720
Speaker 16: You make an announcement of everybody in the damn car

1358
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:38,840
Speaker 16: to shut the hell up, all right. We doesn't know

1359
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,720
Speaker 16: that there's gonna be one person talking, all right. Un

1360
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:45,960
Speaker 16: the sober is one. If they gotta lean from the

1361
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:49,479
Speaker 16: back and talk. The rest have been told to shut

1362
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:50,439
Speaker 16: the hell up.

1363
01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:56,240
Speaker 25: In that same lane, yes, that same length, in the neighborhood,

1364
01:10:56,600 --> 01:11:00,560
Speaker 25: when you see somebody running from the loft, when the

1365
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:02,559
Speaker 25: Lord look at us, we don't know nothing.

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01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:06,200
Speaker 1: I had one on poisy, He went that way?

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01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:07,960
Speaker 25: What did you tell them down?

1368
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:08,360
Speaker 3: Fuck?

1369
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:10,599
Speaker 4: You already know he knows us.

1370
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:12,479
Speaker 20: Now you're sitting the load.

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01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:14,960
Speaker 25: The same way, Darren with you could have pointed the

1372
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:15,479
Speaker 25: other way.

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01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:16,599
Speaker 1: That way he see us?

1374
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:17,679
Speaker 4: You think he looking?

1375
01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:19,479
Speaker 8: Fuck, you didn't see nothing.

1376
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:20,960
Speaker 20: Shut the hell up?

1377
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:27,720
Speaker 8: Got it? Well, I'm gonna go on another route, lem men,

1378
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:28,839
Speaker 8: just do two quickly.

1379
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:34,920
Speaker 7: Fellas, you know it's time to shut up.

1380
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:40,120
Speaker 8: When you're feeling guilty and you want to confess.

1381
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:48,439
Speaker 6: It's not that dog, what this moment you have? God,

1382
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:53,120
Speaker 6: we're not going in there that. Let me tell you something.

1383
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:56,920
Speaker 7: When my first marriage, I went out one night, me

1384
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:00,800
Speaker 7: and my partner. You know, you know I just told

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01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:04,519
Speaker 7: told Max whatther I was going out? Right, I'm over

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01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:07,160
Speaker 7: at the house. A couple of days later, my partner

1387
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:09,840
Speaker 7: record I went to club with This is what he said.

1388
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,919
Speaker 8: Hey, man, tell your wife about.

1389
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Speaker 4: The club we went.

1390
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:20,439
Speaker 1: You're looking at it like what.

1391
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:26,439
Speaker 8: I just just something?

1392
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:30,559
Speaker 6: Just what are you talking about?

1393
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:34,640
Speaker 8: Tell my wife about the club we went to?

1394
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:44,760
Speaker 4: Was supposed to tell you shut up. I'll tell you

1395
01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:47,720
Speaker 4: enough time to shut up. And it's a trick to

1396
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:49,800
Speaker 4: when your mama say say something.

1397
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:54,840
Speaker 1: But then did you hear me?

1398
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:56,720
Speaker 4: What impot to do?

1399
01:12:57,240 --> 01:12:58,120
Speaker 6: How am I gonna answer you?

1400
01:12:58,160 --> 01:13:00,280
Speaker 4: I'm just about to be quiet. I'm just a take

1401
01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:01,720
Speaker 4: my hands on, shutting the hell up?

1402
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:04,000
Speaker 8: Play something?

1403
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:06,439
Speaker 20: Yeah, what you got?

1404
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:06,680
Speaker 14: One?

1405
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:10,200
Speaker 10: You got when you on the phone with a woman

1406
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:13,240
Speaker 10: and you hear her husband say, who the hell are

1407
01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:13,880
Speaker 10: you talking to?

1408
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:26,200
Speaker 8: You? Shut your mon hang up and block that number.

1409
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:28,720
Speaker 8: Shut up?

1410
01:13:29,479 --> 01:13:30,000
Speaker 13: Not doing.

1411
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:35,519
Speaker 10: As as far as my mama. When my mama say,

1412
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:38,120
Speaker 10: I guess I'm lying, then shut up?

1413
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:38,559
Speaker 15: Shut up?

1414
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:40,720
Speaker 4: Got shut up?

1415
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:41,120
Speaker 12: All right?

1416
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:49,360
Speaker 1: You guys already what we did? You're listening morning show?

1417
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:51,840
Speaker 8: All right?

1418
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:54,439
Speaker 9: You know I always give it over to uh Steve

1419
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:57,160
Speaker 9: to introduce you to It's time Steve.

1420
01:13:57,280 --> 01:14:01,080
Speaker 7: Please, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for j Rap

1421
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:11,839
Speaker 7: j Rap j r Ap Juniors raggedy ass poems.

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01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:15,120
Speaker 8: Boy boy, let me tell you something. Boy, that's the

1423
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:15,920
Speaker 8: intro right there.

1424
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:16,800
Speaker 4: I embraced that.

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01:14:17,439 --> 01:14:17,640
Speaker 15: You know.

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01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:21,760
Speaker 17: Uh, it's Memorial Day weekend coming up, you know, and uh,

1427
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:23,760
Speaker 17: you know I got a new house, so this will

1428
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:26,680
Speaker 17: be like one of my first holidays in this house. Uh,

1429
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:29,760
Speaker 17: this is this is something I have to think about

1430
01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:31,760
Speaker 17: because I can't really do much because it ain't much

1431
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:36,720
Speaker 17: in here. But uh, I need a lie for Memorial Day.

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01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:39,280
Speaker 17: It's the name of the poem because I need a

1433
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:43,040
Speaker 17: lie for Memorial Day. Yeah, why yeah, here it is.

1434
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:47,120
Speaker 17: I need an outdoor kitchen at my new house because

1435
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:50,800
Speaker 17: I really want to barbecue and impress my spouse. Well,

1436
01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:53,240
Speaker 17: all my neighbors will be barbecuing for real. But I

1437
01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:56,160
Speaker 17: can't put ribs and chicken on this Damn George forman grill.

1438
01:14:57,400 --> 01:15:00,040
Speaker 17: Her family is coming and they want barbecue. Now what

1439
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:02,600
Speaker 17: the hell am I supposed to do? I've got a

1440
01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:04,360
Speaker 17: house and even bought some blinds.

1441
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:07,280
Speaker 4: I'm getting things together. But I need some more time.

1442
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:10,240
Speaker 4: I need an excuse for this weekend, a real.

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01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:12,599
Speaker 17: Good lie because I probably won't be able to barbecue

1444
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:13,840
Speaker 17: till about the fourth of July.

1445
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:16,120
Speaker 4: So maybe we can do something different and have a

1446
01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:18,240
Speaker 4: fish fry because to y'all help me come up with

1447
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:21,000
Speaker 4: a real good line the end. That's what I Yes,

1448
01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:22,160
Speaker 4: I need that.

1449
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:26,720
Speaker 8: One of your fast damn poets. Else, really I need

1450
01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:31,439
Speaker 8: a lot, that's what.

1451
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:33,880
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll be back.

1452
01:15:34,439 --> 01:15:37,120
Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show.

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01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:37,920
Speaker 15: All right.

1454
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:40,559
Speaker 9: So Memorial Day is right around the corner, and Triple

1455
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:43,240
Speaker 9: A expects that the holiday weekend we'll see a record

1456
01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:47,360
Speaker 9: number of travelers. They report that over forty three million

1457
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:51,280
Speaker 9: drivers will take road trips and over three million travelers

1458
01:15:51,320 --> 01:15:54,800
Speaker 9: will be flying, making it the most crowded Memorial Day

1459
01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:57,160
Speaker 9: weekend at airports since two thousand and five.

1460
01:15:57,520 --> 01:15:58,400
Speaker 8: Where all going?

1461
01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:01,360
Speaker 1: That's what everybody wants to know. Where they're going?

1462
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:07,000
Speaker 9: The most popular destination, uh here in America is Orlando, Florida.

1463
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:10,720
Speaker 9: So I guess everybody's going to Disney World. Yeah, Universal

1464
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:12,720
Speaker 9: Universal Studios down there.

1465
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:15,479
Speaker 7: Yet I want to ask the most regular person on

1466
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:20,360
Speaker 7: the show, Junior and Monica, where are y'all going?

1467
01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:24,200
Speaker 8: Monica going to Mississippi. She's not going to Orlando.

1468
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:28,240
Speaker 7: She's driving to see her mama and grandmama at the

1469
01:16:28,479 --> 01:16:31,800
Speaker 7: at the Grand Catfish Championships this week.

1470
01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:36,080
Speaker 1: Goodness, she checks on her mom.

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01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:39,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, I love that Mississippi.

1472
01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:43,200
Speaker 1: Yes, law, yes, law. So what are you doing?

1473
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:45,200
Speaker 3: One?

1474
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:49,400
Speaker 7: I don't really do holidays like that, And I'm gonna

1475
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:51,240
Speaker 7: be working. I'mna be at the house.

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01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:54,880
Speaker 1: Okay, barbecuing or anything on the grill.

1477
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:58,080
Speaker 8: No, you got to go try to get this golf

1478
01:16:58,160 --> 01:16:58,880
Speaker 8: swinging together.

1479
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:02,560
Speaker 1: Poor bag that ain't working.

1480
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:06,920
Speaker 8: Golf game. That's what I'm gonna try to do.

1481
01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:10,559
Speaker 1: Work on your Okay, Tommy.

1482
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:12,840
Speaker 7: All I want to do, man, is just get my

1483
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:18,040
Speaker 7: driver back to just a solid two thirty down the

1484
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:20,400
Speaker 7: middle of the family. Just keep it there if I can.

1485
01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:23,439
Speaker 7: Every now and then cook one two forty two fifty

1486
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:24,280
Speaker 7: at the.

1487
01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:30,519
Speaker 1: Strong golf Tommy, what are you doing for Memorial Day?

1488
01:17:32,479 --> 01:17:32,639
Speaker 17: Uh?

1489
01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:35,840
Speaker 8: I'm not booked. That's the best thing. I get to

1490
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:37,280
Speaker 8: be at home with my wife and kids.

1491
01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:40,080
Speaker 13: Traveling.

1492
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:43,599
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, no, no, you better not have no baseball

1493
01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:45,599
Speaker 7: on half. I find out that boy got a baseball game,

1494
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:47,960
Speaker 7: You're gonna be out on the patio.

1495
01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:50,680
Speaker 8: I beg for y'all. Tommy Patio.

1496
01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:55,799
Speaker 1: Junior.

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01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:59,280
Speaker 8: What are you doing working Saturday?

1498
01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:01,720
Speaker 4: But after I get off, me and the wife going

1499
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:02,759
Speaker 4: to a jazz festival.

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01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:12,200
Speaker 8: That's how jazz, That's what he said. Like a beautiful man.

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01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:16,200
Speaker 1: That's what people do a Memorial day, you know, because.

1502
01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:17,040
Speaker 8: She sees stuff in me.

1503
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:20,040
Speaker 23: Don't nobody's feel mad about that?

1504
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:22,320
Speaker 8: No, she has a beautiful man, you know what.

1505
01:18:22,479 --> 01:18:24,679
Speaker 23: She looking all into me, and she's starting to see

1506
01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:26,839
Speaker 23: things in me that I don't see in myself.

1507
01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:36,080
Speaker 4: The woman you know who looks into me and see

1508
01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:38,200
Speaker 4: things in me, you know that I didn't even know

1509
01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:40,960
Speaker 4: I had, like, you know, walking on the.

1510
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:44,040
Speaker 23: Inside of me, and you know, seeing bacteria and things

1511
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:48,800
Speaker 23: you know, floating around in me that I didn't even

1512
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:49,519
Speaker 23: know it's there.

1513
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:53,360
Speaker 1: All right, Steve coming up closing remarks right after this.

1514
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:58,760
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show. All right, Here we are, last

1515
01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:01,960
Speaker 1: break of the day. It's been a crazy day as

1516
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:05,439
Speaker 1: usual of the time. We like right as you and

1517
01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:09,280
Speaker 1: here's our fearless leader to take us home with closing remarks.

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01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:11,840
Speaker 7: Today, I just want to pose a question because I

1519
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:19,560
Speaker 7: try to find different ways to motivate people. As I

1520
01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:22,759
Speaker 7: asked God to help me find new ways.

1521
01:19:24,280 --> 01:19:26,160
Speaker 8: Today, I just decided to try this.

1522
01:19:26,479 --> 01:19:28,439
Speaker 7: I just want to ask you a series of questions

1523
01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:31,000
Speaker 7: because I'm just trying to get everybody to get to

1524
01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:34,719
Speaker 7: moving towards their dreams. I'm just trying to get everybody

1525
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:39,679
Speaker 7: to get started on the pathway of accomplishing your visions

1526
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:42,639
Speaker 7: and your goals and your dreams. It's going to take

1527
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:45,880
Speaker 7: some action, though. You know, you can't just want something.

1528
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:48,479
Speaker 7: Have you ever heard people say if you want something

1529
01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:54,200
Speaker 7: bad enough, it'll happen. That's not true, that's.

1530
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:54,880
Speaker 8: So not true.

1531
01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:57,920
Speaker 7: Do you know how many times you've actually wanted something

1532
01:19:58,040 --> 01:20:03,760
Speaker 7: really bad and didn't get it. I don't know who

1533
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:06,400
Speaker 7: said that. Why they tell people that if you want

1534
01:20:06,479 --> 01:20:09,320
Speaker 7: something bad enough, it'll really happen. It can happen, No,

1535
01:20:09,439 --> 01:20:14,280
Speaker 7: it won't. It requires an action. Faith without works is dead.

1536
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:18,560
Speaker 7: If you don't do anything, you can't stop expecting to

1537
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:22,800
Speaker 7: get everything. If you don't do anything, you can stop

1538
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:25,720
Speaker 7: expecting to get everything. Now, God is going to give

1539
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:29,200
Speaker 7: all of us some grace in spite of our shortcomings

1540
01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:31,439
Speaker 7: and lack of effort. He will give all of us

1541
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:34,280
Speaker 7: some grace, and we'll all get some things that we

1542
01:20:34,439 --> 01:20:38,400
Speaker 7: really don't deserve. You know, it just provides us breaks.

1543
01:20:39,479 --> 01:20:41,760
Speaker 7: But in those breaks, he's trying to sustain you, just

1544
01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:44,080
Speaker 7: to get you to say, wow, man, if I had

1545
01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:45,800
Speaker 7: just done a little bit more of what could I

1546
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:48,080
Speaker 7: have had or if I had done a little bit

1547
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:51,000
Speaker 7: more of what could have happened. So my question today

1548
01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:54,640
Speaker 7: for you is just I'm asking you a series of

1549
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:56,759
Speaker 7: very very simple questions, maybe.

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Speaker 8: Four or five.

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01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:02,400
Speaker 7: You're waiting for what? Tell me what is it you're

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01:21:02,439 --> 01:21:06,200
Speaker 7: waiting for? Because oftentimes when I talk to people, I

1553
01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:09,360
Speaker 7: get some responses that just throw me off, you know,

1554
01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:14,479
Speaker 7: because you're waiting for what. What is it going to

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01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:20,240
Speaker 7: take to get you started? What is the motivation? What

1556
01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:24,000
Speaker 7: is the button? What is the trigger that fires you

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01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:27,439
Speaker 7: to get going to move in towards your dreams and visions?

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01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:32,559
Speaker 7: You're waiting for what? I don't understand. Are you perfectly

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01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:37,519
Speaker 7: comfortable where you are right now? Have you decided and

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01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:42,400
Speaker 7: settled in that this is it for me? Have you

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01:21:42,520 --> 01:21:45,400
Speaker 7: gotten tired of waking up and asking the question, Wow,

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01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:47,519
Speaker 7: it's got to be more to my life than this.

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01:21:49,080 --> 01:21:49,120
Speaker 13: What?

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01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:51,760
Speaker 7: Have you just gotten tired of that and you don't

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01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:53,600
Speaker 7: want to deal with it no more? So you just

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01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:57,439
Speaker 7: decided what that, You're just gonna lock in like where

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01:21:57,520 --> 01:22:02,280
Speaker 7: I am. It's cool, all right with that? Let me

1568
01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:06,519
Speaker 7: ask you another question. Have all the ducks ever lined

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01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:10,000
Speaker 7: up in a row? Because if that's what you're waiting for,

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01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:16,680
Speaker 7: let me just ask you, has it ever been set there?

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01:22:16,760 --> 01:22:19,439
Speaker 7: While I see how exactly, step by step, I'm gonna

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01:22:19,439 --> 01:22:21,719
Speaker 7: get down and get that everything is perfect. I'm gonna

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01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:25,639
Speaker 7: start now. If you're waiting on the perfect time to start,

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01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:28,760
Speaker 7: you may never start, because there is no such a

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01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:30,760
Speaker 7: thing as the perfect time.

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01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:36,400
Speaker 8: The perfect time is now. That's the perfect time.

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01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:39,880
Speaker 7: If you're waiting on something else to happen, it probably

1578
01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:42,759
Speaker 7: ain't gonna happen because you gotta figure like this, Suppose

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01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:46,000
Speaker 7: it don't happen what you're gonna do, then she just

1580
01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:49,080
Speaker 7: gotta come to that conclusion. Suppose it don't happen what

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01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:51,679
Speaker 7: you're gonna do. Then suppose you don't get the degree

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01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:55,000
Speaker 7: what you're gonna do, then you're gonna fail. Suppose you

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01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:57,160
Speaker 7: don't get that job that you got your eyes on.

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01:22:57,479 --> 01:22:59,240
Speaker 7: So you don't get that job, So now what you

1585
01:22:59,479 --> 01:23:04,760
Speaker 7: unemployed the rest of your life because you didn't meet

1586
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:10,360
Speaker 7: that deadline. You can't make another one you're waiting for.

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01:23:10,479 --> 01:23:15,000
Speaker 7: What what's it gonna take to get your started? Have

1588
01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:17,720
Speaker 7: your ducks ever all lined up in a row?

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01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:21,040
Speaker 8: The answer is no. The perfect time to start is now.

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01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:23,400
Speaker 8: Let me ask you this question.

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01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:27,519
Speaker 7: Does it appear to be getting any closer even though

1592
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:28,960
Speaker 7: you're not moving towards it?

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01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:31,160
Speaker 8: Uh? Oh?

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01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:36,840
Speaker 7: Does it appear to be getting any closer even though

1595
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:43,880
Speaker 7: you're not moving towards it? The answer is no, it's

1596
01:23:44,040 --> 01:23:49,519
Speaker 7: not getting closer because you're not walking towards anything. If

1597
01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:53,600
Speaker 7: you don't walk towards something, please stop expecting it to

1598
01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:54,519
Speaker 7: get closer.

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01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:59,439
Speaker 11: It will not happen. Success is not a magic trick.

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01:24:00,560 --> 01:24:03,560
Speaker 11: It's a series of steps that people take over and

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01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:07,240
Speaker 11: over and over and over, and in spite of what happens,

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01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:08,599
Speaker 11: they take those steps.

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01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:13,760
Speaker 8: Anyway. Does it appear to be getting closer even though

1604
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:16,840
Speaker 8: you're not moving towards it? It's probably not.

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01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:22,519
Speaker 7: But could that be why you're not getting what you

1606
01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:25,200
Speaker 7: want because you ain't moving towards nothing?

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01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:31,639
Speaker 8: Last question? Could it be that you just don't want

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01:24:31,760 --> 01:24:35,200
Speaker 8: anything more? Maybe that's it.

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01:24:36,439 --> 01:24:40,360
Speaker 7: Maybe you don't quit wanting a new car, Maybe you

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01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:42,880
Speaker 7: don't quit want in a bigger house. Maybe you don't

1611
01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:46,400
Speaker 7: quit wanting that second home. Maybe you quit wanting to

1612
01:24:46,479 --> 01:24:50,320
Speaker 7: open up a business. Is it that you just don't

1613
01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:54,760
Speaker 7: want anymore? Just answer to these questions. Now, let me

1614
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:57,200
Speaker 7: tell you all of y'all. Some put God in your

1615
01:24:57,240 --> 01:25:00,280
Speaker 7: life and it can change all it is. Go to

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01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:03,519
Speaker 7: God and ask God to strengthen you. You can go

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01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:07,560
Speaker 7: to God right now and ask God to give you

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01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:10,519
Speaker 7: the desires of your heart, but enable you with the

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01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:14,639
Speaker 7: character to make them come true. Ask God to strengthen

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01:25:14,720 --> 01:25:19,240
Speaker 7: your character. Ask him to strengthen your will, Ask him

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01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:21,200
Speaker 7: to strengthen your sticktuitiveness.

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01:25:22,439 --> 01:25:27,519
Speaker 8: Ask God for his help because God is going to

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01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:30,120
Speaker 8: make your dream come true. Business. Those are my closing

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01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:30,920
Speaker 8: remarks today.

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01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:32,240
Speaker 1: Drop it, Baby, drop it.

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01:25:32,479 --> 01:25:34,760
Speaker 6: Those were good outstands.

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01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:50,679
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