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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame

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Speaker 1: day mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Yeah, um, can I

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Speaker 1: speak to Neil? Is this Neil? Yeah? That's this Who

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Speaker 1: is this? Hey? Dude? Um, my name is Paul Donkler.

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Speaker 1: A lot of my boys call me donk But um,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you for a second. We don't we haven't

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Speaker 1: met before, and I'm sorry. This is super awkward. So

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting to the point. Um, I'm dating your

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Speaker 1: ex girlfriend Sarah. Oh okay, I didn't so yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. But um yeah, well, like you know,

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Speaker 1: you guys broke up not that long ago. I know,

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Speaker 1: so it's kind of awkward. But um, I just need

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Speaker 1: to call him, chat with you for a moment about

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Speaker 1: what what do you want? Well? Um, okay, uh, I

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Speaker 1: don't really know how to say this, so um, I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying to like I'm trying to figure out how

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Speaker 1: to put the words together because I don't want this

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Speaker 1: to come off weird, dude, because it's nothing weird. But like,

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Speaker 1: you know, I know you guys date. I know you

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Speaker 1: guys date it for a long time, but um, I

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Speaker 1: know that you dude, you're dope. Well, I thanks, Like

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Speaker 1: what do you? Yeah? What do you get it? This

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Speaker 1: is awkward? What's going on? I mean your ex girlfriend

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Speaker 1: who's now my girlfriend, Like she's she's pretty awesome too,

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Speaker 1: Like I mean, dude, I lucked out right, your loss

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Speaker 1: my game also though, wow, dude, like good good for

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Speaker 1: you you're I mean she does she talks about you

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Speaker 1: all the time. I mean normally I would be offended, right,

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, dude, um, I'm your boyfriend, now, stop

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Speaker 1: talking about that Neil guy. But then like she'll just

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Speaker 1: keep talking about you sometimes, and I'm like, dude, I

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Speaker 1: kind of want to that was a joke. That was

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Speaker 1: like a joke. I'm not calling to do that. I'm not,

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Speaker 1: but like, yeah, that's why I'm calling to talk to you,

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Speaker 1: to ask you if I could sort of like dude

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Speaker 1: shadow you Like it's like a job shadow. Did you

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Speaker 1: just say dude shadow? Yeah? Bro, dude shadow. Can I

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Speaker 1: get a dude shadow or what? Wait? Wait hold on?

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Speaker 1: Are you asking to follow me around? Um? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: just a shadow so I can like, you know, kind

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Speaker 1: of um observe you in your normal environment so that

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Speaker 1: I can kind of like do some things like you

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Speaker 1: because she liked you a lot, and then I, you know,

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Speaker 1: I like her a lot. So if I could kind

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Speaker 1: of get you know, some of the day to day

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Speaker 1: things that you do, like your mannerisms, like how long

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Speaker 1: he's been in the bathroom? Um, Also if I if

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Speaker 1: you're hooking up with anybody, I'd love to be able

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Speaker 1: to like just sit in on a bedroom performance. What

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Speaker 1: in the single white female boat are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: The psycho? What are you serious? Like you're gonna follow

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Speaker 1: me around? Well, I already have sort of been watching

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Speaker 1: you and following around just like a little bit like

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Speaker 1: from Afar, like when you're playing basketball the other day. Um,

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Speaker 1: I might have been playing on the team against you,

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Speaker 1: and dude, you got skills. Bro. Let me just say that.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, you've been following me around and now you

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Speaker 1: want to follow me, like even into the bedroom to

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Speaker 1: watch my move so you could do with my ex

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Speaker 1: like I did. Do you realize? I mean, dude, Um,

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Speaker 1: I like her a lot, Like I think I love her. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I think I love your ex girlfriend right, Like I

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Speaker 1: think I'm in love right and like I think she

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Speaker 1: still love you a little bit. So um, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: if I could sort of like become you then she'll

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Speaker 1: fall in love with me. So it's like a dude

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Speaker 1: shadow like i'd be willing to pay dude. No, no, no no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not happening. Donk okay. Can By the way, I

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Speaker 1: can't believe my ex is getting it some thing? Donk?

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Speaker 1: Is that on a good look? Um? For Sarah to

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Speaker 1: be dating a dude? Dame? Donc because I'll change it, dude,

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Speaker 1: would you mind? Okay, look, can I pay you just

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Speaker 1: a little bit of money to use your name? Like?

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Speaker 1: Could I change my name to your name? Okay? All right,

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Speaker 1: that's enough, dude, just lose my number, donk okay, And

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Speaker 1: I'm calling Sarah to let her know what a psycho

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Speaker 1: that she's dating. Because she even knew that she was

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Speaker 1: dating a dude that would do something like this, she

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Speaker 1: would drop your ass in a minute. Um, okay, first

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Speaker 1: of all, don't sad, But like, if you could not

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Speaker 1: call her and tell her, I'd really appreciate that you

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Speaker 1: just said, don't sad. I'm absolutely calling. If I wasn't

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Speaker 1: calling your fath to before now, I'm okay, Well you

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Speaker 1: don't need to do that all because she's actually on

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Speaker 1: the phone and This is actually Jewel from Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your ex girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Sarah set you up. Oh, it's a joke. She uh.

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Speaker 1: She said that you guys broke up on good terms

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Speaker 1: and wanted me to be the new guy she's dating.

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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you, I don't care. Well Well done, Sarah.

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Speaker 1: God dog sad. Sarah's sad Neo creeped out the Jewels

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