1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away? 2 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice, 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,799 Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d hy away. On the twenties, Hello, 5 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:28,240 Speaker 1: M speak to Jim May I please? Uh Hello, Barmo? 6 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:37,159 Speaker 1: I am what Barmo? I am Donald? Yeah, that was 7 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,960 Speaker 1: just a little far worth humor for you. Um, this 8 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,240 Speaker 1: is Donald. Your friend Lathy said you might be interested 9 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:48,599 Speaker 1: in meeting up. Yeah. Um, here's a new guy in town. Right, 10 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:53,199 Speaker 1: Guilty as charged. I just got back from my travels 11 00:00:53,200 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: to Dagga Bab to where daggabab? Is that another star wars? Um? Yes, 12 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 1: Lathy said you were into THI fi like me, though 13 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: I thought I would make a few star worth jokes 14 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: to um break the ice. I guess um, I like 15 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:19,479 Speaker 1: um sci fi, but I'm not like super into it. 16 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: Um like it sounds like you are. Yes, I think 17 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 1: THI fight Awfum thought, so is what Awfume thought awesome? 18 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:35,600 Speaker 1: So it sort of like cooled youth cool cooled juthe 19 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:40,760 Speaker 1: with a thought of Awfum thought if if oh this 20 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 1: plang for for a good if it's what I'm a fan. 21 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:50,760 Speaker 1: So anyway, she said that maybe we should go out. Um, 22 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 1: do you mean like just like chilling a group? I 23 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 1: think no, I was just calling to set up our 24 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 1: romantic date, a romantic date. Yes, don't you think it'd 25 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:09,440 Speaker 1: be awesome? Thought to get some Italian food? I'm sorry, 26 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:13,080 Speaker 1: I don't really think that we have much in common 27 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 1: at all, and thought, uh, but I don't think that 28 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:23,840 Speaker 1: this would be a good fit for me. Oh well, okay, 29 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 1: I guess. Um, I'm sorry. I apologize. Oh my god, 30 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 1: why are you crying? Because it's it's weak thought. I 31 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 1: just I knew i'd screw this up. Look, um, donald 32 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 1: is that I'm sorry to lose it like this. But 33 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 1: it's the thing you can understand. I'm always screwing it up. Look, maybe, okay, 34 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:56,079 Speaker 1: maybe we could get like coffee or something like that, 35 00:02:56,320 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 1: really coffee? You'd have coffee with me? Yeah? Maybe maybe 36 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 1: just coffee? And like, should I bring the protection or 37 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 1: are you going to did? I want to be safe? 38 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 1: I'm not going to sex with you. Lazy said you 39 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,000 Speaker 1: were easy, so I assumed it was a sure thing. 40 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: I don't know why she's saying no, but that's so 41 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 1: freaking untrue. So you're one of those angry fluts. Wow, 42 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 1: you're and I hope that you have a great time 43 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:30,799 Speaker 1: being alone for the rest of your life. Hey Jen, Jen, 44 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: what you little freak? This is actually Jewel from Brook 45 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning. I'm moving on you two 46 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:41,840 Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. What. Yeah, 47 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 1: your friend Lacy set you up. Oh my god. She 48 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 1: said that you've been dating a lot of losers lately. Yeah. Well, 49 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 1: all the good ones are taken. So just for the record, 50 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:03,160 Speaker 1: I'm not a whore. Wake up every morning with juber 51 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 1: Foot taps weekday mornings on the twentiesly On Rubin ninety 52 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:07,640 Speaker 1: two point five