WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Halloween Classic

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tappen all.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Scary Caitlin wrote in and wanted a phone tap

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<v Speaker 3>her grandfather, who does not listen to the show and

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<v Speaker 3>sits at home all day and hates telephone telemarketers. So

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<v Speaker 3>I thought I would get in with mister Michael Oppenheimer,

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<v Speaker 3>the relentless telephone telemarketer.

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<v Speaker 1>It was fantastic. Here we go today's phone tap. Oh yes,

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<v Speaker 1>kod afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Candy Counter

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<v Speaker 1>Online diirect dot com. How are you doing today's here?

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<v Speaker 2>Who are you?

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<v Speaker 1>The Candy Counter Online Direct can supply you with all

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<v Speaker 1>types of candy for all kinds of occasions.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need I don't eat candy at all.

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<v Speaker 1>For instance, Halloween is on the way.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have anything to do with Halloween, so I

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<v Speaker 2>don't have any candy and I don't need any.

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<v Speaker 1>But you will have some ghosts and goblins coming to

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<v Speaker 1>your door as they trick you for treats.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>So, this is mister Michael Oppenheim with Candy cam Unter

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<v Speaker 1>Online Direct.

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<v Speaker 2>Speak to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we did, but I didn't finish what.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to tell you, but you didn't understand. I

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<v Speaker 2>was finished talking to you. I don't need any children will.

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<v Speaker 1>Ring your doorbell and they will want to enjoy what's

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<v Speaker 1>in your tubo treats for nobody.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody's gonna ring my doorbell, my lights. You're off the tub.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd like to break you off a piece of the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 4>How can you rest the crisp crunching peanut buttery butterfingers.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not listening to me. Do not call me anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Call somebody and also gives it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is mister Michael Appheimer with the tub o treats.

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<v Speaker 2>You just called the same number again, Paul a different number.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, sir, wouldn't you like to taste the rainbow of skittles?

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<v Speaker 1>You flt in your mouth, not in your hands?

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<v Speaker 2>Can go up here, As far as I'm concerned.

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<v Speaker 1>I have one question for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody else and take my number off of your phone

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<v Speaker 2>and go bother somebody who gives it, sir. One question

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<v Speaker 2>questions you don't you're not listening to me?

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<v Speaker 1>How many licks does it take to get to the

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<v Speaker 1>center of a TUTSI pot.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get comedy lex It takes for anything. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>call me ever again. You're calling me again.

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<v Speaker 1>Oppenheimer's the name in Candy's my game.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to talk to you anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll even throw in a tube of toothpaste and twenty

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<v Speaker 4>five dollars off your next dental.

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<v Speaker 2>Visit my teeth and I don't need any toothpaste.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh boy, this is mister Michael Lappenheimer with tabotreat.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your number? Up and opera.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to interest you in the Granny candy canister

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<v Speaker 1>for just twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Nine dollars interest in a single thing you.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's take a trip down memory lane with wax.

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<v Speaker 4>Lips, physicist memory, slow pokes, candy, cigarettes, sugar daddies.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate kids, checkolates, sag nuts and chunky. You could

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<v Speaker 2>take your chipluts and shove them up your sins. And

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<v Speaker 2>how about sugar baby, sugar baby?

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<v Speaker 1>Which credit card would you like to use today? Sir?

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<v Speaker 2>Credit card?

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<v Speaker 5>Body whoppers, pop rocks, dumb dumbs, redet more, funk lemonheads,

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<v Speaker 5>pixie sticks, wah chuckles and bottle caps.

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<v Speaker 1>Who sour patch?

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<v Speaker 2>You Mike, and I don't get you. I just need

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<v Speaker 2>some bas and quiet.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you going to hand kids when they ring

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<v Speaker 1>your doorbell.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going that's not very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>You were once a child, you know, Sarah and.

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<v Speaker 2>You Ugar cad I was born sixty five.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no long way to eat a Reese's. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>sneakers really satisfied? Sir? Are you that your life wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be so crotchety if you ate some.

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<v Speaker 2>Spend your all day talking to somebody that doesn't get.

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<v Speaker 1>Us, mister wondering how I know your name?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you I do you know my name?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Kary Jones from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>From your granddaughter is playing a phone tap on you.

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<v Speaker 1>Ca Caitlin, got you good man.

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<v Speaker 2>Ca Caitlin's in big trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a joke on the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>My blood pressures up about one hundred points phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 1>all participants.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show