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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.

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Speaker 2: Elvis Duran.

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tappen all.

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Speaker 3: Right, Scary Caitlin wrote in and wanted a phone tap

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Speaker 3: her grandfather, who does not listen to the show and

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Speaker 3: sits at home all day and hates telephone telemarketers. So

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Speaker 3: I thought I would get in with mister Michael Oppenheimer,

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Speaker 3: the relentless telephone telemarketer.

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Speaker 1: It was fantastic. Here we go today's phone tap. Oh yes,

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Speaker 1: kod afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Candy Counter

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Speaker 1: Online diirect dot com. How are you doing today's here?

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Speaker 2: Who are you?

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Speaker 1: The Candy Counter Online Direct can supply you with all

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Speaker 1: types of candy for all kinds of occasions.

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Speaker 2: I don't need I don't eat candy at all.

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Speaker 1: For instance, Halloween is on the way.

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Speaker 2: I don't have anything to do with Halloween, so I

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Speaker 2: don't have any candy and I don't need any.

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Speaker 1: But you will have some ghosts and goblins coming to

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Speaker 1: your door as they trick you for treats.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think.

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Speaker 1: So, this is mister Michael Oppenheim with Candy cam Unter

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Speaker 1: Online Direct.

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Speaker 2: Speak to you.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we did, but I didn't finish what.

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Speaker 2: I had to tell you, but you didn't understand. I

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Speaker 2: was finished talking to you. I don't need any children will.

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Speaker 1: Ring your doorbell and they will want to enjoy what's

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Speaker 1: in your tubo treats for nobody.

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Speaker 2: Nobody's gonna ring my doorbell, my lights. You're off the tub.

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Speaker 4: I'd like to break you off a piece of the kitchen.

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Speaker 4: How can you rest the crisp crunching peanut buttery butterfingers.

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Speaker 2: You're not listening to me. Do not call me anymore.

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Speaker 2: Call somebody and also gives it.

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Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Appheimer with the tub o treats.

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Speaker 2: You just called the same number again, Paul a different number.

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Speaker 1: Hello, sir, wouldn't you like to taste the rainbow of skittles?

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Speaker 1: You flt in your mouth, not in your hands?

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Speaker 2: Can go up here, As far as I'm concerned.

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Speaker 1: I have one question for you.

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Speaker 2: Somebody else and take my number off of your phone

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Speaker 2: and go bother somebody who gives it, sir. One question

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Speaker 2: questions you don't you're not listening to me?

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Speaker 1: How many licks does it take to get to the

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Speaker 1: center of a TUTSI pot.

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Speaker 2: I don't get comedy lex It takes for anything. Don't

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Speaker 2: call me ever again. You're calling me again.

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Speaker 1: Oppenheimer's the name in Candy's my game.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to talk to you anymore.

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Speaker 4: We'll even throw in a tube of toothpaste and twenty

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Speaker 4: five dollars off your next dental.

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Speaker 2: Visit my teeth and I don't need any toothpaste.

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Speaker 5: Oh boy, this is mister Michael Lappenheimer with tabotreat.

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Speaker 2: What's your number? Up and opera.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to interest you in the Granny candy canister

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Speaker 1: for just twenty.

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Speaker 2: Nine dollars interest in a single thing you.

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Speaker 1: Let's take a trip down memory lane with wax.

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Speaker 4: Lips, physicist memory, slow pokes, candy, cigarettes, sugar daddies.

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Speaker 2: I hate kids, checkolates, sag nuts and chunky. You could

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Speaker 2: take your chipluts and shove them up your sins. And

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Speaker 2: how about sugar baby, sugar baby?

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Speaker 1: Which credit card would you like to use today? Sir?

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Speaker 2: Credit card?

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Speaker 5: Body whoppers, pop rocks, dumb dumbs, redet more, funk lemonheads,

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Speaker 5: pixie sticks, wah chuckles and bottle caps.

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Speaker 1: Who sour patch?

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Speaker 2: You Mike, and I don't get you. I just need

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Speaker 2: some bas and quiet.

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Speaker 1: What are you going to hand kids when they ring

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Speaker 1: your doorbell.

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Speaker 2: I'm going that's not very nice.

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Speaker 1: You were once a child, you know, Sarah and.

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Speaker 2: You Ugar cad I was born sixty five.

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Speaker 1: There's no long way to eat a Reese's. I don't

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Speaker 1: sneakers really satisfied? Sir? Are you that your life wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be so crotchety if you ate some.

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Speaker 2: Spend your all day talking to somebody that doesn't get.

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Speaker 1: Us, mister wondering how I know your name?

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Speaker 2: Why do you I do you know my name?

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Speaker 1: This is Kary Jones from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: From your granddaughter is playing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Ca Caitlin, got you good man.

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Speaker 2: Ca Caitlin's in big trouble.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke on the radio.

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Speaker 2: My blood pressures up about one hundred points phone tap.

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Speaker 1: This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 1: all participants.

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Speaker 2: The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 2: the Morning Show