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Speaker 1: Well, guys, gals, non binary pals, gentle thems. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: Banana's the silliest little podcast there ever was. I am

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Speaker 1: Banana Boy number two Scotti Landis.

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Speaker 2: And I am Kurt Brown Owler refusing the moniker banana

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Speaker 1: That works for me, Yeah, that works for me. The

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Speaker 2: is trending on the internet, and yet no one knows

439
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,040
Speaker 2: how she looks, nor has she come forth to claim

440
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:06,120
Speaker 2: her many ribbons. People are amazed at how she had

441
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 2: time to prepare so many items to enter. These are

442
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:13,480
Speaker 2: just a few of the categories. Linda Skins took the

443
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 2: top spot.

444
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:15,720
Speaker 1: This here it.

445
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 2: Comes best cake, best pie, best jelly, Best apple sauce,

446
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:28,440
Speaker 2: Best brownies, best apple butter, best pumpkin butter, Best spaghetti sauce,

447
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 2: but best sour kraut, and best overall baked goods For

448
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:39,400
Speaker 2: her strawberry fudge. I didn't know strawberry fudge was even

449
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 2: a thing.

450
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could fudge a strawberry. No.

451
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 2: Linda Skin's also placed in best Cookies, Best Bread, and

452
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:54,560
Speaker 2: best candy. Linda is not just a bionic superwoman in

453
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 2: the kitchen. She also placed in all three embroidery categories.

454
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 1: That's real.

455
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,199
Speaker 2: Yes, it's okay. So now this is the photo. So

456
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 2: this is Tasha en Patterson posting all these photos I

457
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:12,360
Speaker 2: guess on her Instagram. It's every ribbon that she's been awarded,

458
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 2: and it's just hundreds of Instagram.

459
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 1: And it's so badass that Skemes shows up. She just

460
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 1: goes in there, drops all this stuff and enters it

461
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 1: and then just pieces out, just dips out of there

462
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 1: and lets the let's the cards fall as they may.

463
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,120
Speaker 2: I just don't know if ninety nine zero point nine

464
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,359
Speaker 2: kt d WI is doing an accurate follow up, you know.

465
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna never now look up Linda Sken's and

466
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 2: see if there has been if she's been found.

467
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,239
Speaker 1: They found her. Oh they found her.

468
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oh and it's a real person.

469
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,399
Speaker 1: She's a grandmother that is off social media. They checked

470
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 1: in with the wrong Linda skeins Is a couple times

471
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,439
Speaker 1: and they were like, no, sirr, it wasn't me. And

472
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 1: they found this woman who who the family knows. The

473
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,120
Speaker 1: family notes she absolutely kicks ass at all shit.

474
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:00,479
Speaker 2: Actually she did.

475
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, she exists. It's not I thought it was like

476
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 1: I had hopes that it was going to be like

477
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 1: a Billy Elliott story or something. I was hoping that

478
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 1: it was like a twelve year old boy who loved

479
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: baking and his dad was like, you won't bake in

480
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 1: this house, boy, So he chose the name Linda Skeens

481
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: and he perfected everything and entered it. But no, even better,

482
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,360
Speaker 1: she's a real lady.

483
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:29,199
Speaker 2: So people have named it a Skeen sweep. Oh oh

484
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 2: my god. There's one Virginia based Linda Skens and this

485
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,160
Speaker 2: is from the Today article on this one Virginia based

486
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 2: Linda Skeens, but not that Linda Skens I talked to.

487
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 2: Said she's got messages from baking queen admirers from as

488
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 2: far away as Norway and Indonesia.

489
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 4: This is crazy that there's another Linda Skeens.

490
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 2: Who had nothing to do with this, and she's because

491
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 2: this other Linda Skens is not.

492
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 1: Yes, but there's a real one and she, Linda Skens

493
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: is easily Banana the week. She'll never know she won

494
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: this either, but good for you.

495
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,640
Speaker 4: She's living a life of quiet excellence.

496
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 1: And if she's married to someone, whoever her husband or

497
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 1: wife is, is the luckiest sob on planet Earth. I

498
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 1: bet that person probably can't stand on one foot for

499
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 1: ten seconds at this point in life. But exactly good

500
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 1: for you, Linda, that's amazing.

501
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 2: So beautiful. I remember as a and this this is

502
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 2: probably this probably explains a lot about my life. Is

503
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 2: that as a child, I had an enormous amount of trophies.

504
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 2: Like when you would walk into my little kid room, Yeah,

505
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 2: there was just like dozens and dozens of trophies nice

506
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 2: and I always thought I was like very good and

507
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 2: all of them, all of them across the border, were

508
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:52,919
Speaker 2: for Irish step dancing.

509
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: See there we go.

510
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,120
Speaker 2: And I thought I.

511
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 4: Was just so good at Irish step dancing.

512
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,439
Speaker 2: And then like later as an adult, I realized that

513
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 2: I never because I was a whatever IRA step dance

514
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,959
Speaker 2: from like first, second, third, and fourth grade. So for

515
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 2: four years IRA step dance, I hated it, never liked it.

516
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 4: Wasn't good at it. I was not just not good

517
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 4: at it.

518
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 2: I was actively bad at it to the point where

519
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 2: the judge would judges would laugh at like start cry

520
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 2: laughing while I was performing.

521
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 1: That means you're great at it, by the way.

522
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 2: But no other there were no little boys in my categories. Ever,

523
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 2: so every time I performed I won first place for

524
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 2: my category. Yes, but it's like I'm amazing. Every time

525
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,679
Speaker 2: I go I do my thing, I get first fucking place.

526
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 1: That's right, there's some there's a lesson in there, just

527
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,640
Speaker 1: know your role in this world. Look like it's self awareness.

528
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 1: Self awareness. There was that fun thing when commercials still

529
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: existed before everybody streamed everything where and again it must

530
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,160
Speaker 1: have been in the nineties where like every third commercial

531
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 1: break would be for river dance and then yeah, and

532
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: you would be like, what is this and it would

533
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,120
Speaker 1: just be eighty Irish people just step dancing as hard

534
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: as fast as they could, while Michael Flatley, who was

535
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: like a pan in the middle of it was just

536
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,360
Speaker 1: like goating around like with a headband on. And then

537
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,479
Speaker 1: they came back again, like upgrading the Nordic track. Every year.

538
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 1: Michael Flatley came back with I think it was Lord

539
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 1: of the Dance or whatever, and it was.

540
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 2: Like, we have to go again, we have to go again.

541
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 2: And it was shirtless. It was shirtless Irish step male

542
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 2: shirtless iris step dancing.

543
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, full Irish dresses and skirts and tights,

544
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: and but boy could they kick their feet around.

545
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 2: But it did seem very for the minute, did feel

546
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 2: very centaurish, right, because it was like shirt us and

547
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 2: then like the front it looked like the front of

548
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 2: a centaur just really going for it.

549
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's true. They look like the front of

550
00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: a dancing centaur shot from dead on. And then that

551
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,439
Speaker 1: guy just must have gotten so rich. He was like,

552
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'll just hang out in Ireland for the

553
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: rest of my life.

554
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 2: Yeah. I would google him, but I prefer to not

555
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 2: know what Michael thought.

556
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to know. It could go tragic. Well,

557
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: when we were in college, Stomp was really big too.

558
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: I remember through you, Mass to its credit, had this

559
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: huge fine Arts center. It's a really cool place. It

560
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 1: had all the best touring acts because in western mass

561
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: it probably was that in the Molln Center probably the

562
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: biggest places to see shows. So a lot of comics

563
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: would come and almost all the shows are five dollars stop.

564
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: I think was always five dollars. And you know, I'd

565
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: heard that I was trying to get some sort of culture,

566
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: and when you're a young person, Stomp feels like culture.

567
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 2: It does.

568
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: And we went freshman year and sophomore year because freshman

569
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: year mandatory had to live on campus. And I remember

570
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: I was falling asleep and I was with a new

571
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 1: group of friends, yes, and I was kind of embarrassed

572
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: because I'm like, you know, it's sort of like the

573
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 1: leader of the pack in some ways, and I'm like,

574
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: I'm about to nod off, and I did. And then

575
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: I looked left, and I looked right when I woke

576
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: up during Stomp, and all my friends were asleep, and

577
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: then I kind of looked a round, and I would

578
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: say forty five percent of the seven hundred people were

579
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: fully asleep while up on stage. It's the most like

580
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: enthusiastic people ever, just flicking zippo lighters at each other

581
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: like click. And the next year I clocked it, didn't

582
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: say anything. We all fell asleep again. For some reason,

583
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: Stomping Western Mass put us all to sleep.

584
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 2: You went back to Stomp after having fallen asleep the

585
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 2: first time. You just couldn't stay away from five dollars stomp.

586
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 1: Could you? Hey? I know, Barker, what I see one?

587
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: And then I sleep right through it. I got my

588
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: four dollars worth.

589
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 2: I think the only I only have distinct memory of

590
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 2: seeing two things on campus during college. One was Jeanine

591
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 2: Garofflo probably my first stand up comedian ever. Yeah, and

592
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 2: she came on stage with her like big like notebook

593
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 2: of joke. Yes, she was great, wearing shorts. I remember

594
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 2: as well, just being like this is I've never seen

595
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 2: a comedian like this, and because I'd never seen a comedian.

596
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 2: And then the other one was I saw Lost Highway

597
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 2: at like midnight on a big screen and then I

598
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 2: had to walk home my apartment, my apartments off campus,

599
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 2: and it was like, you know, a ten minute walk

600
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 2: at like two in the morning, and I was so scared,

601
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 2: like I'd never been. I was like a twenty one

602
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 2: year old and not used to being scared of the dark.

603
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 2: I was terrified on that walk home. That's such a

604
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 2: creepy mounted.

605
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: Yes it did. That's right, that is exactly it. I mean.

606
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: I those shows are the best. I highly recommend anybody

607
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: going into college go do every single thing you could do.

608
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: Sign up for clubs you have no interest in, because

609
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: you can always quit. You can always you can always leave,

610
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 1: you can always do anything like just go to the

611
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 1: party and then leave the party when you want.

612
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 2: Did I ever tell you when I went to I

613
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 2: don't think i've ever talked about this when I went

614
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 2: to tour my the college campus, like you know, not

615
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,959
Speaker 2: a tour, but you could stay overnight with someone, okay,

616
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 2: to like after you had been accepted, you could go

617
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 2: stay overnight and see how it is to like get

618
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 2: you like ready. So and like people who were like

619
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 2: you know, essentially overachievers were the ones signing.

620
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 1: Up for this, of course, of course.

621
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 4: And so this guy, his name was Quincy Jones.

622
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 2: He he was like, he's like, yeah, you can stay

623
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 2: with me, come here, and and he was running a

624
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 2: he like ran the he was from a specific Caribbean

625
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 2: island I don't remember because I was eighteen years old.

626
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 4: And he ran like that appreciation.

627
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 2: Organization on campus and it was spring Fair, and so

628
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 2: they had like a table set up and then it

629
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 2: was his job to it and stand at the table

630
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 2: while people would like come by and he would give

631
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 2: them information on the club. But then he like brought

632
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 2: me like he was. I didn't know where to go

633
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 2: or what to do, so I was just at that

634
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 2: table with him. And then at a certain point he

635
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 2: like just he had to go somewhere, so he left

636
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 2: me for like an hour at like the let's say

637
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 2: it was like the Trinidadian Appreciation Society and.

638
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 4: It's just me, this eighteen year old from Neptune, New Jersey.

639
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 2: People coming over asking questions about like the club, and

640
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 2: I'm like what am I doing? Like I don't know,

641
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 2: I have no ideam Like I just sat there like

642
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 2: stared at people. I had no idea what to do.

643
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 2: And then I just left. I was just like, this

644
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 2: is tech and I just told him that my uncle

645
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 2: had a heart attack and I left.

646
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: Oh well that's a good lie good thing with a

647
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 1: heart tech you could you know he could survive it.

648
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: You could use that more than once.

649
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 2: Also, Quincy Jones didn't want me to stay with him

650
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 2: if I just knew, like, hey man, I'm just gonna leave,

651
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 2: And I just went and hung out with my friend

652
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 2: in DC.

653
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 4: We had a great night.

654
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 2: But yeah, Quincy does doesn't care. I didn't have to

655
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 2: say my uncle had.

656
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: A chart doesn't care if you fake being knowing anything

657
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Speaker 1: about Trinidad. I love that, all right, let us tease

658
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Speaker 1: us into little break here. Also, I think I'm gonna

659
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Speaker 1: be able to upgrade the zoom on the fly. Curdie B.

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Speaker 2: We're finally doing it.

661
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Speaker 1: We're finally doing it only took two and a half

662
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Speaker 1: years and now we're zoom pros. Oh nope, didn't work. Okay, great,

663
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Speaker 1: I mean that's so funny. Kay. Marie three sent this

664
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Speaker 1: in a long long time ago, but you know it

665
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: was in USA today, so I'm going for it. German

666
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: police pull Python out of man's pants after noticing considerable bulge.

667
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Speaker 2: Oh this is gonna be great. We're gonna learn if

668
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Speaker 2: this show is a shower or a grower.

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Speaker 4: I can't even do that. I liked it well.

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Speaker 2: When we come back with more Mannus folks, welcome back

671
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Speaker 2: to Banana Scotti. Uh, it's mail, It's the mail center,

672
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Speaker 2: It's the mail corner, the male corner.

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Speaker 1: Time. What do you got? I just wanted to shout

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Speaker 1: out my friends Pizzaza and Chelsea. There was they. I

675
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Speaker 1: went to their wedding. It was their first wedding, my

676
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Speaker 1: first wedding, going to post the great car where its

677
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Speaker 1: indoor and all that. It was a fantastic wedding.

678
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Speaker 2: But the best part, did you say it was is

679
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Speaker 2: Pizza Jack and Chelsea pizzaz a.

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Speaker 1: H yeah, And it was this beautiful wedding. I had

681
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Speaker 1: a great time. It was fun day, dancing and then

682
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 1: in the middle of the dance. It's a tradition. I

683
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:07,320
Speaker 1: think down there amongst a certain group of friends, something

684
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,399
Speaker 1: like ten to twelve people stripfully nude and ran through

685
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: the wedding and streaked the entire wedding dance floor. It

686
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: was very fit men, small butts, lots of tattoos, fantastic.

687
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: It added something. You know, everybody always tries to have

688
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Speaker 1: these fun, interesting, influencer instagrammable moments at their wedding and

689
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Speaker 1: I've never seen ten to twelve penises flapping across a

690
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Speaker 1: dance floor before. And I gotta say it really added

691
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Speaker 1: something to the weddings. You know what. Rats to Pizza

692
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Speaker 1: Zach and Chelsea.

693
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Speaker 2: You should be able to rent something like that called

694
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Speaker 2: like the Dingland Jigglers or something you know and Elyn Jinglands.

695
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you can then come to your to your party

696
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Speaker 4: run through.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Another note is want to shout out all

698
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Speaker 1: of our international bananimals who dm us on the Bananas

699
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: podcast on Instagram. We have so many in Sweden, Australia,

700
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:58,760
Speaker 1: New Zealand, Canada. Forget it, we're overflowing with Canadians. But anyways,

701
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 1: thanks to our international banana we love you, and thanks

702
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,439
Speaker 1: for messaging us and sending us international news. We really

703
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Speaker 1: like to cover the whole damn planet.

704
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Speaker 2: And I'm gonna be in uh Toronto in September for

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Speaker 2: just for last and September twenty third, fourth, twenty five.

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Speaker 1: That's fun.

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Speaker 2: And then I'll be in Raleigh in August twenty sixth

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Speaker 2: and twenty seventh. Guys at Charlie Geta is so fun,

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Speaker 2: all right, give me, give me one, gave me it.

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Speaker 1: German police pull python out of man's pants after noticing

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Speaker 1: a considerable bul heella again. K Marie three sent this

712
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 1: in probably I don't know, six months ago. I was

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00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 1: digging through some old stuff. I was bringing it out

714
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 1: into the light. I wanted to present some old bananas speaking.

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Speaker 1: This was written by this can't be their name.

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Speaker 2: Deutsch, welly, I mean it's German German, Willy German.

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Speaker 1: Willy Deutsch Welle for USA today Deutsch Vale No, my frid.

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Speaker 1: Before I ever get into this, my buddy went to

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Speaker 1: Berlin recently. I won't name names, but he went to

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Speaker 1: one of those parties in Berlin. You probably went to

721
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Speaker 1: one that is just NonStop twenty four hours. Like not

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Speaker 1: everybody gets in and then when you get in, it's

723
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Speaker 1: pretty much like a free for all. Like there are

724
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Speaker 1: rooms where tons of people are having sex. There are

725
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Speaker 1: rooms where you're just drinking in the corner. Drugs are

726
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Speaker 1: readily event. It's kind of like a rave meats orgy meats,

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Speaker 1: Like time doesn't exist when you're in there, type of lace.

728
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Speaker 1: And he said like he was having a great time

729
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Speaker 1: and it was like even more than he expected. And

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Speaker 1: he he whatever drugs he had done, I don't know,

731
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Speaker 1: or drinking it, but he went outside to like this

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Speaker 1: outdoor area where you can get fresh air, and it

733
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Speaker 1: was daylight. He realized, oh my god, like I've been

734
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Speaker 1: there all all night long, and he was feeling really sick,

735
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Speaker 1: like it was just the combination of things, and he's

736
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Speaker 1: like looking around it and he said he like looked

737
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 1: to his left, I just saw like one man going

738
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Speaker 1: down on another man. And then he was like, oh,

739
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Speaker 1: I should move away from everybody. I'm feeling kind of weird,

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Speaker 1: and then just started vomiting my friend. And then he

741
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Speaker 1: was like he wanted to explain to people that it

742
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Speaker 1: wasn't like there's no judgment that he thought it was

743
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Speaker 1: all beautiful, but he was just so sick from drugs

744
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Speaker 1: and booze, and he was like, oh god no, and

745
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Speaker 1: you know what, nobody judged him. I have a feeling

746
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Speaker 1: that's probably pretty welcome there. If not, some people pay more.

747
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Speaker 2: It's so funny.

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Speaker 1: Police in Darmstadt, in the Western German state of Hesse

749
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Speaker 1: or Hesse or Hesse made an unusual discovery before taking

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Speaker 1: a nineteen year old man into custody on Tuesday evening.

751
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Speaker 1: A baby king python had been hiding in the man's trousers.

752
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Speaker 2: A baby king python.

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Speaker 1: Good for him.

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Speaker 2: Some people call it a prince python, but they call

755
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Speaker 2: it a baby king python.

756
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Oh, he's a little baby king In

757
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Speaker 1: a statement, cops were called to the scene of an

758
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Speaker 1: altercation between two men, which is even funnier.

759
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Speaker 2: He was fighting someone with the python in his pants.

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Speaker 1: That paints a pretty picture.

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Speaker 2: That is hubris. That is Hubris right there.

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Speaker 1: Two men were fighting before eleven pm local time, after.

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Speaker 4: Early early the Friday night or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Got started early there. After detaining one of the men

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Speaker 1: for drunken and aggressive behavior, officers say they noticed a

766
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Speaker 1: quote considerable bulch in his trousers. So he was fighting

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Speaker 1: with a snake in his place.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean maybe that's why he was. You know,

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Speaker 2: he knew he had a secret weapon, so he could

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Speaker 2: go pick a fight. You know, if things got bad,

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Speaker 2: he's gonna pull snake out throw it at them.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Always knows something they don't. That's exactly right.

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Speaker 1: The man was then shocked. Those present, Oh, the man

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Speaker 1: then shocked. He wasn't shocked. He then shocked those present

775
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Speaker 1: by pulling out a thirty five centimeter king python, which

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Speaker 1: I think is about seventeen inches or so.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll say twenty seventeen inches.

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Speaker 1: Okay. The snake was promptly rem from the scene, and

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Speaker 1: the man was brought to a police sell to sober up.

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Speaker 1: Very nice thing to do. It's unclear why the young

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Speaker 1: man was transporting a reptile in such a sensitive area

782
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Speaker 1: or whom the snake belonged to. Yeah, I don't know either.

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Speaker 1: Police said the snake may belong to one of the

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Speaker 1: man's relatives. They've been trying to verify whether the man's

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Speaker 1: unique transportation method contravened That can't be right, but I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say contravened German animal welfare laws. It happens. It

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Speaker 1: always happens. When I was a kid. There is a

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Speaker 1: guy in my neighborhood who loves snakes and tons of

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Speaker 1: pet snakes, and he had a ball python. And ball

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Speaker 1: pythons are beautiful and as long as you keep fed

791
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Speaker 1: and your hands don't smell like mice or rats, you

792
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Speaker 1: can handle them. But these they would like get so stumped.

793
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Speaker 1: These guys would get so high and they would be like,

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Speaker 1: holding the snake is sort of like, you know, kind

795
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Speaker 1: of just having a moment being at peace and relaxing

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Speaker 1: with a different species. And then they would always forget

797
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Speaker 1: to put the snake back in. I mean eight times

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Speaker 1: out of ten they would get distracted by something on TV.

799
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Speaker 1: And every time I spent the night there, we would

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Speaker 1: have to spend part of the night looking for the snake,

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Speaker 1: looking for the snake, and it would always end up

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Speaker 1: one of three places. One on the floor near the

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Speaker 1: radiator that's kind of off liking where the heat was

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Speaker 1: coming up, but not always because sometimes air conditioning was

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00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 1: coming out of there in the summer. Two on the

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Speaker 1: back of TVs. They would find the heat on two

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Speaker 1: TVs and so they would leave a TV on mute

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Speaker 1: all night, which makes it so easy to sleep when

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Speaker 1: there's already a snake on the prown the.

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Speaker 4: Bedroom, and you won't feel as it chokes you to death.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this point ballplayer. Those pretty big too. It's definitely yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was probably it was two feet. I would say

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Speaker 1: it was a great pet.

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Speaker 2: Was this in Florida?

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Speaker 1: This was in Maryland. This was in Raysterstown, And so

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Speaker 1: on the back of the TV in the morning you

817
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,800
Speaker 1: would almost always find it. It would find its way to

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Speaker 1: the back of those old TVs. I would heat up.

819
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Speaker 1: And then the other time it was would sometimes end

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Speaker 1: up on my friend's crotch and it would come up

821
00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 1: in the sheet and then in the morning you'd open

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00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 1: it up and there balled up on his crotch was

823
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Speaker 1: a ball python. Yeah, it was like, boy, I tucked

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Speaker 1: my jeans and my socks on those nights I spent

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Speaker 1: the night over there. I was like, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I'm comfortable hold in this thing, but I'm not trying

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Speaker 1: to transport it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean like that that maybe it's if it

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Speaker 2: was a cold night in Berlin, that is probably a

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Speaker 2: nice place for the snake to be. You know, it's

831
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Speaker 2: probably the nicest, warmest place.

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Speaker 1: It could be.

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Speaker 2: I believe in them.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you one more to send us home.

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Speaker 1: Here, Pal, I think that's right. Nice tight bananas, Eppie,

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Speaker 1: I love so.

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Speaker 4: App tight tight solo app.

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Speaker 1: It's fun for us here it is.

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Speaker 2: This was sent in by Mark Kidsley. Thank you Mark.

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Speaker 2: This is from Loudwire. Canadian pop station plays Rage against

842
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 2: the Machine song on repeat. I love that. That's not

843
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 2: the best title. I should have found a better title.

844
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 2: But here's what actually happened. Okay, Rage against the Machines,

845
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Speaker 2: Killing in the Name of Wait. This is by Philip Trapp.

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Speaker 2: Thank you Philip. Good Rage JNS machines Killing in the

847
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Speaker 2: Name has been playing non stop on the Canadian radio

848
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Speaker 2: station Kiss FM one oh four point nine in Vancouver

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Speaker 2: since two of its DJs were laid off Tuesday, June

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Speaker 2: twenty eighth. When Loudwire tuned in early Thursday, June thirty if,

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Speaker 2: the station was still repeating the protest song from the

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Speaker 2: American rap battle Man, self titled nineteen ninety two debut

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Speaker 2: Rage against the Machine. Kiss Vancouver and its partner stations

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Speaker 2: usually play.

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00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 4: Hot contemporary pop.

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Speaker 2: The Rage song reportedly started blasting continuously on Wednesday, June

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Speaker 2: twenty ninth, roughly twenty four hours after long time Kiss

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Speaker 2: Morning duo Kevin and Sonya Kevin Lim and Sonya Sidu

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Speaker 2: announced their departure to what they alluded in a statement

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Speaker 2: was a format change. Hello, our five years on Kiss

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Speaker 2: Radio has come to an end. The pair sit on

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Speaker 2: social media. Kiss is changing, and unfortunately we were informed

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Speaker 2: that we won't be part of this new chapter. Althose

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Speaker 2: comes with mixed emotions. We want to express one over

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Speaker 2: willing five thank you, and they're very.

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Speaker 1: Nice about it.

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Speaker 2: The station's protest in responses now trending on Twitter, where

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Speaker 2: listeners have reported calling in to request other songs only

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Speaker 2: for the current DJ to spind killing in the name

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Speaker 2: again Rage Against tom Morello acknowledged the protest on Twitter

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Speaker 2: this week.

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Speaker 1: Love him tom Morello is a cool guy. I've met

873
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Speaker 1: Tom Marello twice. He's a super nice guy. I like

874
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Speaker 1: that guy.

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Speaker 2: There's other ones where it actually had quotes from the

876
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 2: DJ where it was like, uh, all.

877
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 4: Right, you're calling in for party in the USA.

878
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 2: Here you go, you got it, and then just play

879
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,320
Speaker 2: on Rage against the Magine again.

880
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 1: Oh that's amazing, that's amazing.

881
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Speaker 2: Yeah, So we salute you. We salute you.

882
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 1: That's the way to do it. Protest in your own way.

883
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: I don't think i've told this one on bananas. But

884
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 1: years ago, ten years ago, I got invited to Chris

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Speaker 1: Hardwick's birthday party. One Nerdist was on and my girlfriend

886
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 1: at the time called and she was like, yeah, you

887
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 1: should come, it's really fun. I go, Okay, So I

888
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 1: show up. It's out a bowling alley. It's that pins

889
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: up in god I guess studio city and I was like,

890
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 1: who's there? I was like, is there any interesting people there?

891
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Speaker 1: She's like, oh no, it's just kind of like, you know,

892
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: normal people or whatever. I go in every direction an

893
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 1: interesting person. First person I see is Bill and Iy,

894
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,879
Speaker 1: the science guy wearing a bike helmet. He had ridden

895
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 1: his bike helmet and he was holding I think his

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Speaker 1: bike seat, but he never took his helmet off the

897
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 1: entire time he was there.

898
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,479
Speaker 2: Oh I love that. Of course that makes sense.

899
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: This one's a little more obscure reference. But Bob Jack

900
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: Goldthwaite was there and he was racking jokes, hanging out.

901
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 1: But Tom Morello was there the guitarsaling machine, and yeah,

902
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,879
Speaker 1: he was super nice. It's one of the first times

903
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 1: I've ever met him and when he was and there

904
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 1: was a karaoke with karaoke sat up happening and people

905
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,240
Speaker 1: were singing karaoke and it was, you know, people normally

906
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: doing the kind of crappy stuff that we all do.

907
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: And at some point Tom Morello goes over and is

908
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: looking at the book and I like, rage against Machine.

909
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 1: I've seen him in concert. I think they're a cool band. Yeah,

910
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan of them. Remember when I posted

911
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: that video of their first concert at cal State Northridge,

912
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: Remember how good they were. It was their first live

913
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: show ever, and like twenty you can YouTube it if

914
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: you're a fan. About twenty minutes in, this guy in

915
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: a red flannel shirt starts dancing. Everybody else is kind

916
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: of ignoring the band, but animals be that guy in

917
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: the red shirt. He knew that they were great before.

918
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,839
Speaker 1: Everybody else is just walking going to class, ignoring this

919
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: new band that they'd never heard about. And this one

920
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 1: dude in a red flannel just like skank, dances the

921
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: whole time or whatever. So I met Pins and I'm

922
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: hanging at the bar and I'm meeting all these fun,

923
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 1: interesting people and I'm like, what is he gonna sing?

924
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: And he flips the book and then and they're like,

925
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 1: can Tom come to the stage or whatever, and he

926
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: takes the mic and he just starts belting Papa Roach.

927
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 1: He's singing. He's just goes cut my life into pieces.

928
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:49,800
Speaker 1: I was like, you gotta be kidding me. The song sucks,

929
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 1: but and that he just you think it was doing ironically,

930
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 1: but he took the pressure out of like being a

931
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: rock star and just made it so funny. And then

932
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: everybody's just head banging with him. The Papa Roach in

933
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,839
Speaker 1: a bowling alley with Bill and I wearing a bike out.

934
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 2: Oh that's so great. I bet you. That's like a

935
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 2: guilty pleasure of his population. Our buddy Andy Wood runs

936
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 2: this show called Guilty Treasures. Oh yeah, that's cool, and

937
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 2: it's a fun show, like he has a band on

938
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 2: stage and then comedians come in they sing their guilty

939
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 2: pleasure song and then like, do I think you do

940
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:30,280
Speaker 2: some stand up about it as well? And it's so fun.

941
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 2: What would be yours?

942
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:33,439
Speaker 4: What would be your guilty pleasure song?

943
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 1: Oh? God? For Oh, well, you and I have a

944
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,240
Speaker 1: couple of the same ones, which is very funny. Well,

945
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 1: there's a very crappy song by Ben called finger eleven

946
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:50,359
Speaker 1: that I is called Oh hey, I'm blanking on it.

947
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 1: But you and I both like Black Parade.

948
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's such a It's such a funny song,

949
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 2: the Black Parade by what's their name, My Chemical Romance,

950
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 2: Right yeah, Black Preay, Kurt and Eye jeesiest domas song

951
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 2: ever written.

952
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 4: And I love it. I genuinely love it.

953
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. We we accidentally figured out one night that we

954
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 1: both really were digging that song when it was a

955
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: new song Paralyzer. That's a finger Leven has a song

956
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 1: called Paralyzer that I I heard it. I was like, yeah,

957
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: I like this song, and I would say most people

958
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 1: probably say it's kind of a crappy butt rock song.

959
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 2: All right, I love it. I think mine. I think

960
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 2: when I did Guilty Pleasures, I did the show and

961
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 2: I did.

962
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 4: Do you like Pina Colada?

963
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:37,760
Speaker 1: Ya getting cat and the That guy is so bitter

964
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 1: by the way, He's like, I don't like Pina Colada.

965
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: Stop sending them to me. I'd rather have a nice

966
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 1: class of read Why I'm serious?

967
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 2: Oh really really.

968
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,919
Speaker 1: He's like, please, I don't even enjoy them, Please stop

969
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: sending to me. Also, that whole song is about cheating

970
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 1: on your wife and then putting an ad in a

971
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 1: classifying and then your wife shows up and then they and.

972
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 2: Then you're like, isn't I know?

973
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, well, and I guess we should communicate.

974
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 1: Couple therapy is a thing. I don't even like Pina coladaes.

975
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 1: Please just send me a nice glass of red wine.

976
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 2: That's great. Well we did it, folks. Another bananas in

977
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 2: the book. Thank you so much, Scottie. Thank you to

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00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 2: everyone who sent stories in.

979
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 1: Keep sending me man, keep those unexpected bananas coming. You

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00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 1: guys send tons and we love it. We laugh and

981
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,479
Speaker 1: we laugh and we laugh at them every time.

982
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 2: And thank you to our producer Katie Levine, our intern

983
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Speaker 2: who is also for human Lisa Magan, and of course

984
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Speaker 2: everyone at exactly right good night, buh nah No.

985
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Speaker 1: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

986
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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by k.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human not a robot

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Speaker 2: intern