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Speaker 4: Welcome to No Dunks. I'm task Melis. I'm here with

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Speaker 4: the show. We came up with a say what together,

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Speaker 4: Unfortunately it's not Matt Austin, who will be appearing later

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Speaker 4: on the show, my former partner in the say what

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Speaker 4: wow world, it's not medos. Okay, Okay, that was fake

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Speaker 4: for real? I don't know. Okay. First one, here the

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Speaker 4: Portland Trailblazers visiting the Chicago Bulls. The fact that this

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Speaker 4: the entire arena gets a treat from a shy Town

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Speaker 4: based restaurant chain. Here is Portland's Kevin Collaboro and Lamar

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Speaker 4: will play Collaboro. Oh, so Chicago fans need Moses to

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Speaker 4: hot dog from Portios.

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Speaker 2: They apparently love their hot dogs in Chicago.

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Speaker 3: Everybody loves something free.

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Speaker 2: How do you like your hot dog? Lamar?

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Speaker 4: Just some catchup, a little bit of mustard. Keep the

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Speaker 4: mustard light though, basic? You calling me basic?

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Speaker 2: Or your selection?

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're a very complex individual, but selection of hot

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Speaker 4: Are you complimenting me?

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Speaker 2: Is very very basic?

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Speaker 3: Are you out here degrading me?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: No, you're a renaissance man.

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Speaker 4: Trying to figure my own self out?

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Speaker 8: Man?

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Speaker 2: Aren't we all? Brown? Sweeping back? Left hand hook in?

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Speaker 2: Nice move? Moses?

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Speaker 4: Yes, sir, I love his shoes. I love the color.

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Speaker 1: Don't you good recovery by Moses? There but a little

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Speaker 3: Don't try and avoid the question. Give the shoes some love.

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Speaker 1: The green goes perfectly with the black and red. There's

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Speaker 1: no conflict at all. You're just a ketchup and mustard guy.

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Speaker 1: No relish, no minced onion, no chili sauce.

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Speaker 4: If I'm really hungry, I'll put that other stuff on there.

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Speaker 2: Coney sauce.

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Speaker 4: What what's the coney sauce.

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Speaker 1: It's a fine coney sauce, a little spicy. It's got

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Speaker 4: It's where do you get that from?

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like chili.

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Speaker 4: It's just a fancy name for it.

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Speaker 2: It's a smooth it's smooth like gravy.

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Speaker 9: For your hot dog.

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Speaker 4: What where do you get it?

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Speaker 2: I have it once a year. I have a hot

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Speaker 2: dog once a year on the grill. That's it.

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Speaker 4: Why just once?

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Speaker 1: Cause everything that's in that hot dog just destroys my

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Speaker 2: I'm in traction, like for the next week.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I get it. Don't eat one before a game.

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Speaker 1: Here's a deflection and it's Valentine up to White for three.

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Speaker 4: There you go, Wow.

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Speaker 10: Wow.

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Speaker 4: Collab and Herd in Chicago.

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Speaker 7: Believe they talked about hot dogs.

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Speaker 9: Famous tray.

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Speaker 6: Here's the question. It's called Portillo's, but if you were visiting,

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Speaker 8: So that's it.

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Speaker 6: That's honestly messing with my head. And I do remember

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Speaker 6: this was a blowout. The Blazer blew out the Bulls,

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Speaker 6: so they would be playing a man named Moses Brown

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Speaker 11: I think it's going to be real.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's all.

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Speaker 5: It's lengthy, lengthy, So it's sort of works both in

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Speaker 5: it's a long time a broadcast crew would be talking

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Speaker 5: about something like that. But yeah, there was sprinkling in,

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Speaker 5: like like sprinkling onions on top of a hot dog,

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Speaker 7: I think I'm going real too.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I think it's real. I think it's gonna start

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Speaker 9: Yeah, you got it.

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Speaker 4: You guys got it here at Collabo and heard.

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Speaker 9: How do you like your hot dog?

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Speaker 12: Tabar?

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Speaker 11: Listen cats it it's a.

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Speaker 4: Little bit of mustard.

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Speaker 11: Keep a mustard like them?

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Speaker 10: Basicly called me basic. You're very complexity If it's you're

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Speaker 10: a selection of hot dog, so you coming it very

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Speaker 10: very basic?

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Speaker 4: You here degraded me. No, No, it's you're a renaissance man.

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Speaker 10: I'm trying to figure my whole stuff out there.

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Speaker 4: Aren't we all do?

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Speaker 10: But you're just a mustard and a ketchup guy.

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Speaker 4: No, no relish, no mixt on.

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Speaker 10: If I'm really hungry, if I'm really hungry, I'll put

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Speaker 10: that other stuff.

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Speaker 4: Like Tony So like the Cody gus No, I don't,

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Speaker 4: I don't wait.

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Speaker 7: What's wait, what's the cony sauce?

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Speaker 4: Well, that's a fine cony sauce.

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Speaker 11: It's a little spicy.

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Speaker 4: It's got some meat in it as well. It's wait,

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Speaker 4: where do you get that? It's kind of like chili,

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Speaker 4: but it didn't have it. It's spoo it's it's a

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Speaker 4: real spoof. It's like a gravy for your hot dog.

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Speaker 4: I haven't it.

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Speaker 3: I have it once a year.

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Speaker 9: I have a hot dog once a year a girl.

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Speaker 10: That's why, just once, because I mean anything that's in

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Speaker 10: that hot dog just destroys my gastron the track I'm in.

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Speaker 4: I'm in. I'm in traction for like the next week.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, don't don't.

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Speaker 11: Don't eat one before a game.

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Speaker 7: Wow, that's funny.

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Speaker 6: Like here and Kevin Collabro say it's a fine.

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Speaker 7: Here. Here is a question.

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Speaker 5: If you are at somebody's house backyard party, hot dogs

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Speaker 5: on the on the grill, on the barbecue, and you

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Speaker 5: have like your basic condiments toppings, what are you putting on?

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Speaker 7: What are you putting on a hot dog?

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Speaker 11: I'm going even more basic than lamar straight mustard. That's it.

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Speaker 7: You're a Chicago guy.

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Speaker 9: That makes sense.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, what about.

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Speaker 8: I would put mustard ketchup and maybe some shred of

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yeah, I think I'm mustard ketchup and I

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Speaker 5: like onions.

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Speaker 7: If onions are I'm putting onions on.

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Speaker 5: I don't need the relish though, I don't want the

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Speaker 5: relish ketchup mustard.

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Speaker 2: That's it.

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Speaker 7: That's it. I don't mind hot sauce. Actually not too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, intrigued, Yeah, Greevy for your hot dog. Sounds delightful.

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Speaker 11: It sounds too.

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Speaker 7: I mean it depends did we make it? I mean

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Speaker 2: You spread it on if Lee made it? Yeah, like

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Speaker 9: I've never heard of it before.

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Speaker 6: That's cony dog is a famous a famous style of

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Speaker 7: Have you heard of Coney Island?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I've had of Coney Island?

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Speaker 7: You heard of the hot dog contest they have there?

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Speaker 4: No, okay, is no joey chesshut? All right, next question here, right,

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Speaker 4: next one. Here the Sacramento Kings hosting the Chicago Bulls,

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Speaker 4: and they're also hosting one of their former players who's

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Speaker 4: sitting courtside. Here are Sacramento Broadcasters. Grant Napier played by

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Speaker 4: me and Doug Christie played by j D. Corlis Williamson

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Speaker 4: is in the house tonight.

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Speaker 1: You know the difference between him and me absolutely about

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Speaker 1: eighty pounds of muscle.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly that it. Are you saying those TRX

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Speaker 4: classes don't help the TRX?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, those rubber bands.

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Speaker 4: You use, those rubber bands, they're big, big gym bands.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, TRX bands, not rubber bands.

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Speaker 3: Well, the rubber band they are rubber bands.

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Speaker 2: I think of shooting rubber bands at my teacher when

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Speaker 2: you said that.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, these are big workout bands. Yeah. Okay,

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Speaker 4: thankfully we have another time out to figure this all out.

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Speaker 3: We'll be right back.

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Speaker 7: Huh.

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Speaker 4: So was that real Napier and Christy talking p t

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Speaker 7: Christy was being played by j D. Right, Is that right? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: He did a great laugh. Christy laughs a lot. He's

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Speaker 5: That's where I'm led to believe that actually it was

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Speaker 11: They're not rubber bands.

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Speaker 11: They're made of rubber and they're bands. So Napier would

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Speaker 9: That bulls again.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't remember. I don't remember Corlis Williamson sitting courtside.

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Speaker 3: But could have easily missed it.

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Speaker 7: I do think it's real. I think I think it's

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Speaker 9: You agree that, Yeah, I think it's real.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you do a good Doug Christy man, No.

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Speaker 4: Way they go, JD. Next one here the Milwaukee Bucks

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Speaker 4: taking on the Pistons, and the Bucks wearing their cream

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Speaker 4: City jerseys. Yes, the words cream City are emblazoned on

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Speaker 4: marquess Eric whats so short? On the three? Drummond has

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Speaker 4: the rebound. Robin Lopez comes to the table, sits down

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Speaker 2: Like a cream City eclipse.

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Speaker 2: All I see is cream. What happened? Just a whole

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Speaker 4: Thankfully we got a monitor, which is more than the

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Speaker 1: Yes, indeed, if they only had our monitor.

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Speaker 4: So what do you guys?

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Speaker 8: Yeah? I think I think the cream was was an obvious,

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Speaker 7: So what do you mean?

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Speaker 9: I think it's you think it's fake?

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Speaker 11: A that of cream? Yeah, yes, indeed, I'm with you.

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Speaker 7: Lee, I'm gonna try not to overthink this. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 6: Trey, Yeah, I mean, how could this be real? You

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Speaker 6: can talk about cream City for a long time on

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Speaker 6: a broadcast a vat of cream, I don't.

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Speaker 5: Know what's I don't really even truly get it. I

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Speaker 5: get it was Robin Lopez right in his way, but

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Speaker 7: It's not it isn't say it on his back.

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Speaker 11: Na, you know it's the cream is in there.

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Speaker 4: You guys underestimate the broadcasters in the Associationez comes.

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Speaker 1: To the table, shits down in front of us, can't

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Speaker 1: see too much like a Cream City eclips dropping inside

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Speaker 9: Well, I see is cream.

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Speaker 7: What happened?

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Speaker 2: Just a whole bat full of cream?

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Speaker 4: Three who got a monitor?

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Speaker 3: Which is more than the officials could say for them all.

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Speaker 9: Wow, that is such a weird one. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: This guys love talking about their team jerseys.

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Speaker 7: Yes, it's still so weird to me, Like, I get it.

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Speaker 7: He's in front of you.

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Speaker 6: With big cream in front of so strange big Cream

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Speaker 6: City eclipse.

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Speaker 2: That's good.

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Speaker 4: Yeap, gotcha. Thanks to knee Juician on Twitter for sending

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Speaker 4: that in. I forgot to thank mister j Domingo for

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Speaker 4: sending one in earlier. So thanks to everybody on Twitter

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Speaker 4: who send these babies in. I have been banking a few.

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Speaker 4: It's just a delight. So tell me if I banked

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Speaker 4: this one. Whether it's real or fake. It's the Raptors Crew.

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Speaker 4: Early in the season, Matt Devlin and Jack Armstrong did

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Speaker 4: a little taste testing sampling the new menu items in

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Speaker 4: Scotia Bank Arena. JD will play Devlin and I'll be Jack.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back, fans, Come on in, Doug. What Doug is

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Speaker 2: bringing bringing us here? Jack? Is the new s'mores poutine

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Speaker 2: available here at Raptors Games.

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Speaker 3: Smars and poutine together.

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Speaker 1: It's a mixture of funnel cake fries, toasted marshmallows, chocolate sauce,

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Speaker 1: and Graham cracker crumble.

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Speaker 4: Doug, did you bring any napkins? I think I might

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Speaker 4: get a little messy here?

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Speaker 2: Did you bring your appetite?

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Speaker 4: Jack? I can always eat, Mattie, and this looks so good.

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Speaker 2: Digging m.

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Speaker 1: Oh those are funnel cake fries. Yeah, toasted marshmallows, They're toasted, chocolate,

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Speaker 1: sauce and Graham cracker crumble.

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Speaker 4: I love it. Now all I need is a little

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Speaker 4: liquid refreshment.

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Speaker 2: Two thumbs up.

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Speaker 3: You gotta try this, Maddie. D What are you waiting for?

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Speaker 2: You'd offer me some.

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Speaker 4: I'm normally not.

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Speaker 3: A big sweets person, Maddie, but you got me HOWD.

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Speaker 1: The smartest mutine available for every event at Scotia Bank

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Speaker 1: Arena this season.

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Speaker 8: Jack be carefully might be trying to throw us with that.

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Speaker 11: Well, this is the syntax too.

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Speaker 5: Well, I know that's true, and this is crazy. If

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Speaker 5: this is fake, this is next level task mel is

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Speaker 5: thinking because I say that because for this reason, I

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Speaker 5: feel like since the beginning of the season, correct me

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Speaker 5: if I'm wrong, task has come to us.

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Speaker 7: He's talked about this.

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Speaker 5: Idea of doing arena foods right, and I remember one

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Speaker 5: of them was this item which you could buy at

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Speaker 5: Scotia Bank Arena in Toronto, this this small poutine.

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Speaker 3: So it's like, did I plan? I know it's just

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Speaker 3: for our first say what.

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Speaker 7: Like, if you're that next level I could amazing.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not, Well, why would you say that? I

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Speaker 4: don't know, Man, just base it on the conversation base

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Speaker 4: your guests.

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Speaker 7: Oh man, I'm gonna gonna get to my reasoning. I

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Speaker 7: get to my reason. I don't tell me where to

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Speaker 9: I'm going real.

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Speaker 8: I think Jack would be into it, like he like

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Speaker 5: Like they nailed the back and forth. Yeah, I mean so, yeah,

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Speaker 5: that feels real. We know it's a real item.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I didn't really nail the Upstate New York. I was

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Speaker 4: a little off you went for it. Yeah, I can't

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Speaker 4: always hate mad a.

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Speaker 7: I guess I'll go real as well.

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Speaker 11: I think I'm with you real.

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Speaker 7: Why I tell you, God, damn it, go with your

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Speaker 4: Yeah it was. I don't know if the smalest putine

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Speaker 4: has been a hit in the Scotia Banker and I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well it doesn't sound bad. It's like a Moore's

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Speaker 4: Sounds like some good carnival food.

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Speaker 2: For sure, unless you made that up to the rest.

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Speaker 9: No, it's a real thing.

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Speaker 4: Is a real thing.

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Speaker 7: Well done.

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Speaker 4: I wonder if they've taken it off the menu. Well,

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Speaker 4: I'm just I don't know, be a real hit, you know.

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Speaker 5: I hope the leaves sound is just Tasks walking through

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Speaker 5: his very aggressive to frontline crunching, knocking.

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Speaker 4: He also has a basketball pod called Buckets comedian Headgummer,

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Speaker 4: and he loves say what. I hope he loves say

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Speaker 12: Do love say what it's based on. Well I shouldn't

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Speaker 12: say what it's based on, but it's related to my

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Speaker 3: Of course.

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Speaker 12: Course it's basically tricking people into thinking what you made

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Speaker 4: So, yeah, you've heard of Mer's work, and say what's

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I think I'm one for one and one. I've

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Speaker 7: You have a strong odor to you.

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Speaker 12: Yes, it's hard. It's a delicate tightrope that you walk

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Speaker 12: And actually I made one as like overtly a joke

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Speaker 12: a fun moment and then all of your like that's real.

449
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,880
Speaker 4: Wow, all right, Well, there's so many there's so many

450
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,960
Speaker 4: variables that could be where in the show it goes.

451
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,240
Speaker 4: You know, Yeah, it's like it's like vacationing. It depends

452
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,160
Speaker 4: where you came from. It depends what kind of mood

453
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:47,520
Speaker 4: you're in.

454
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,120
Speaker 12: Where you're going, where I was in my life when

455
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 12: I wrote it.

456
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,960
Speaker 4: Well, where do you want to go here? Let's get

457
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 4: to six sixty six for your percentages? Here? Okay?

458
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 12: Two thirds?

459
00:21:56,359 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 4: Baby Minnesota at Utah, the Timberwolves, Dave Ben's and Jim

460
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:03,600
Speaker 4: Peterson talk weather and the calendar. You ready for an

461
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:07,720
Speaker 4: exciting one. Amir will play Benz and I'll play Peterson.

462
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 12: You know, these two teams play one more time this season?

463
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,400
Speaker 12: Do you know the date?

464
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,280
Speaker 3: The date or when they play again?

465
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 4: The date?

466
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 12: These two teams play one more time this season?

467
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 4: Uh?

468
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,040
Speaker 3: Is it the last game of the year.

469
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,200
Speaker 12: No, February twenty ninth, Ah?

470
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, leap day game? Okay, okay.

471
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 12: Which happens to be my mom's birthday?

472
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 4: Oh?

473
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,200
Speaker 3: Wow, happy birthday, Mama.

474
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 12: Bens Well, not yet February twenty ninth, So she only

475
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,120
Speaker 12: gets one true birthday every four years.

476
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,920
Speaker 3: Wow, you gotta bring her to the game.

477
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 12: It's in Salt Lake City, well.

478
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,479
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Free trip.

479
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,639
Speaker 12: I'll think about it. I'll think about it.

480
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,240
Speaker 3: What's the best gift you ever received.

481
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 12: For my birthday or any reason?

482
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,200
Speaker 3: Any reason, Ben's.

483
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 12: I'll get back to you on that one. I have one,

484
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 12: but let me get back to you on that one.

485
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 4: All right.

486
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,359
Speaker 3: What's your mom?

487
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 4: She doesn't want to go to Utah in February.

488
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 12: I love Utah.

489
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:18,880
Speaker 4: I love it too.

490
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 12: You're gonna get me in trouble.

491
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,160
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get you out of trouble with your mama.

492
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:25,639
Speaker 12: Never never in trouble with mama.

493
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 3: Good boy, Bens, I'm the baby.

494
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 12: Never in trouble with mama.

495
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 4: Mama trouble. You never know. Could have been a blowout

496
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 4: between the Wolves and the Jazz and Ben's and Peterson riffing.

497
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 4: They have been on say what pretty often because they

498
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 4: do like to rip on each other. They have some

499
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,479
Speaker 4: some laughs. So what do you guys like?

500
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 5: That's why you would use them to throw us off

501
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,680
Speaker 5: the scent of it possibly being fake, It's like, oh yeah,

502
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,640
Speaker 5: we always hear with these guys, so they're.

503
00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 7: Silly, they're funny.

504
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 5: They could be talking about this talking about February twenty ninth,

505
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 5: can we confirm it is?

506
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 11: I guess it will be.

507
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it will be a Share twenty twenty, no doubt.

508
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 5: So they could be playing in Salt Lake City. I

509
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 5: guess on the twenty ninth nobody checked the schedule.

510
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 7: That's not cheat on that. I guess was your guy,

511
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 7: I would.

512
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 8: Test get a mirror and here to just make one

513
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 8: up completely.

514
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 12: Oh, probably that's more like.

515
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would think it'd be weirder to have a

516
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 5: mer here just to read.

517
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,120
Speaker 7: A real one.

518
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 9: It might be that double reverse.

519
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 12: You guys do often go to like the game theory

520
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 12: of the game theory. Do that because we would think that.

521
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,200
Speaker 6: Oh we overthink it for sure. Has Dave Ben's ever

522
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 6: been in trouble with his mom? Be thinks, Okay, I

523
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 6: see the baby.

524
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 7: Yeah, I gotta be honest.

525
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 5: I was buying that it was real with the February

526
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 5: twenty ninth talk, and it got a little crazier to me,

527
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 5: maybe a little less believable with the baby mamas and

528
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 5: being my baby boy.

529
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 7: I mean, I guess they could do that.

530
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,639
Speaker 5: I'm going fake because that's where that steered me. I'm

531
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,640
Speaker 5: gonna go fake on this one that these guys came up.

532
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 9: With I'm going real. I think it's real.

533
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 7: You are the the ultimate decision.

534
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 11: I will also go fake. I'm not buying a baby

535
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,640
Speaker 11: Gate trouble mammy. So yeah, I think our official choice

536
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 11: will be fake.

537
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 7: It's fake.

538
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 11: Yeah, No, it feels good.

539
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 2: Sweet.

540
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 12: You were right to think that he wouldn't have me

541
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 12: here to read a real one. I flew to Atlanta

542
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 12: to read a real transcript, coward, I wrote one for

543
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,120
Speaker 12: you and we didn't even read it.

544
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 4: Well, you know what, since you're here, Yeah, would you

545
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 4: like to do another one? Oh?

546
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 7: Okay, No, No, there's real though.

547
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 4: Okay, this next one is an ESPN broadcast, And like

548
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,439
Speaker 4: what happens pretty often with these fellas their conversation, it

549
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 4: doesn't involve the teams on the court at all, with

550
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 4: the NBA cracking down on teams sending the head off,

551
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,640
Speaker 4: sending the head off as the actual height of their

552
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 4: players this season, Mark Jackson and jeff Aan Gundy offer

553
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 4: some other suggestions for the league, while Mike Breen referees

554
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 4: the two. I'll play Jackson, Amir will play Van Gundy,

555
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 4: and JD will play Breen. My challenge to the league is,

556
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 4: why don't we begin to get the real height of

557
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 4: the announcers, starting with JV g Oh.

558
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 12: Okay, that that's good because I I'd be about five eight.

559
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:32,880
Speaker 12: But then we gotta say, we gotta get the real

560
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,400
Speaker 12: weight of the announcers too.

561
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh that was that was directed at somebody.

562
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 12: No, no, I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

563
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:51,879
Speaker 4: A quickie there from the ESPN cur Jackson and Breen.

564
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 4: Is it real or is it fake?

565
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,920
Speaker 9: Okay, this one has to be real.

566
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,959
Speaker 7: I think it is, too, but I'm struggling to place it.

567
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,360
Speaker 11: I guess I don't remember it.

568
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, but watch a lot of the national games. But

569
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 7: I guess it's very possibly missed.

570
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 9: This Van Gandhi you know, laughing like that.

571
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 7: Van Gundy's gotta be five eight, I would assume, yeah,

572
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 7: not cheating here.

573
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 4: Mike Breen was laughing.

574
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 9: That was my brain.

575
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 4: Changes might change it.

576
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 12: There's a few lines of Van Gundy saying I'm the baby.

577
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 4: I'm the baby.

578
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 5: I guess I'll get it started. I'm gonna go real.

579
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 5: I don't remember it happening, but I I believe the

580
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 5: You know, we get a lot of Van Gundy, Jackson,

581
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 5: you know, Devin on each other. Uh, you know, JVG

582
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 5: small Mark Jackson a little plump, got a big neck,

583
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 5: so you could see them going back at each other.

584
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm going with real.

585
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'll throw in reel as well.

586
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,199
Speaker 6: Even the first line that tasks Jackson delivered sounded so

587
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 6: much like what Mark Jackson would say, throwing a JVG

588
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 6: in there.

589
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah real, okay, Hi.

590
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 11: Unch.

591
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 4: Challenge to the league is, why don't we begin to

592
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:10,400
Speaker 4: get the real hike up the announcers starting with JBG.

593
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,360
Speaker 11: Okay, that's good because.

594
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 3: I'd be about five eighth.

595
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 2: But then we gotta say we gotta get the real

596
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 2: wake ill the announcers too.

597
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 10: Oh, I think that was that was directed by No.

598
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 12: I'm just saying, you fat piece of crap.

599
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 3: What are you?

600
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 12: Tubby two hundred twenty? My god, you're large.

601
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 8: J D.

602
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 7: I thought you didn't excellent breathe that actually.

603
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, working on that all night.

604
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 4: I've been working on it all off season. This is

605
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 4: a great first edition to say what. You gotta thankhim here.

606
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 4: Of course, check out the interview he did with mir

607
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 4: I dropped on December eighteenth.

608
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 12: Wow, thanks for flying me out here, for reflying me

609
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 12: out here. Just for those two I should write another

610
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 12: one free trip free trip.

611
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 3: We'll do.

612
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 4: All right. You guys have gotten three right and three wrong.

613
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 4: So this is our tiebreaker number seven.

614
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 7: Here going to game seven, baby, that's.

615
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 4: Real, and this is our last one. It is a

616
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 4: seven game series here, so you guys gonna win it

617
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 4: or not. Hawks commentators Bob Rathbun and Dominique Wilkins had

618
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 4: an illuminating conversation versus the Brooklyn Nets. I'll play, Bob

619
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 4: JD will play. Nick Herder shot is long, here come

620
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 4: the nets the other way, and former Hawk Torrian Prince

621
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 4: is wide opened for the three. He had enough time

622
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 4: to change a light bulb before taking that shot.

623
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 2: What I haven't heard that one in a while.

624
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 4: Well, I used to use it back when the home

625
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 4: of the Hawks was Phillips Arena before it was State

626
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 4: Farm as Phillips was and is a major producer of bulbs.

627
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember that.

628
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 4: I used to have a few lines specifically mention light bulbs.

629
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 4: He's lighting it up like a Christmas tree. Well, I've

630
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 4: heard that even in other sports. This guy is hotter

631
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 4: than a halogen. Okay, he just swapped out his incandescence

632
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 4: for some LEDs.

633
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: Not necessarily brighter, but definitely more energy effission.

634
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 4: That shot was uglier than me in an airport bathroom

635
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 4: after a red eye flight with only a harsh fluorescent

636
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 4: to irradiate my nasty complexion.

637
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 2: You did say that a few times.

638
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 11: You know.

639
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 4: I believe Phillips pulled out of the arena sponsorship allowing

640
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 4: State Farm to swoop in because so many people started

641
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 4: calling our building the fortress.

642
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 2: I have never heard anyone say the fortress.

643
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 4: Yes, up the street. Those guys from the starters were

644
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 4: doing it.

645
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why they started messing with Lee Ellis's bulbs.

646
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 3: So what do you guys say, real or fake?

647
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 7: Well, I'm glad we got an easy one. Yeah, I'm

648
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 7: gonna go fake.

649
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 5: Though it started started very real and went off the rails.

650
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 6: I'm going fake, Dominique often Kurt with his answers to Bob.

651
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 11: So I'm thinking it's real.

652
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 8: If they gave me a shout out and no one

653
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 8: told me, I'm very very disappointed, fake.

654
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 4: Ingrats, guys. Seven blowout destroyed it in game seven. Quite

655
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 4: often game sevens are blows. That was an easy victory,

656
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 4: guys there.

657
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 7: At the end, that was super easy.

658
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 9: Thank you all right.

659
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 4: It was a lot of fun. Hopefully we'll come up

660
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 4: with another say Why a little bit later in the season.

661
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 4: Thanks to a Mere Blue Midfield for joining the show

662
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 4: and you out there for spending some of your holiday

663
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 4: season with us. We will be back to our regular

664
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 4: schedule pretty much on Monday, December thirtieth.

665
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Speaker 3: Talk to you then, peeps,