WEBVTT - “I’M GETTING A CAMERA IN MY D*CK” 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:01.520 Hello, Hey, can you hear me? 0:00:02.040 --> 0:00:03.280 Yeah? What's up? What's your name? 0:00:04.320 --> 0:00:05.000 My name is Evan. 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:06.680 Evan. How's it going, dude? 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:10.119 It's going all right, it's going all right. How are 0:00:10.119 --> 0:00:10.600 you doing? 0:00:11.240 --> 0:00:15.120 How am I doing? Yeah? Bho cares? What's U? What 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:17.520 can I help you today? Evan? What's going on? 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:19.360 Oh? 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:21.960 Nothing, I was just calling to uh talk about how 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:24.200 I might have to get a camera put up my 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:26.320 pan Oh your dick hole. 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:28.360 Yeah, I've heard about the camera up the dick hole. 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:30.360 You know what, I have a you know what I 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:34.640 have a refined answer to my question of how I'm doing. 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:39.680 Is the second you said uh, I was like doing fine, 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:42.120 and then the second you said that you have to 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:45.640 get a camera put up your dick hole, I got 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:48.120 like a little shock to my brain that was like, 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:50.159 oh no, some people have to get cameras put up 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:52.000 their dick holes. And all of a sudden, I'm actually 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:53.200 doing pretty great. 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:56.040 Yeah, you know, I wish, I mean, I might not 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:59.600 have to get it done, but I I'm really hoping 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:00.240 that I don't. 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:03.320 Yeah, why what's going on with your penis? 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:04.759 Well? 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:07.880 Like about a year ago, I uh, around Christmas time 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:10.800 last year, every time I would pee it would feel 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:13.479 like I had to pee again, like right afterwards, like 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:15.720 like like I really had to pee, And I had 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:17.640 no idea what that was. So all my friends were 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:19.560 telling me that it was a bladder infection, and even 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:21.480 my doctor said, like, yeah, it's probably just a blader infection. 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:23.520 But then I got it four more times, and I 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:25.080 just went to the doctor's office today and he was 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:28.559 saying that there could be like some sediment like broken 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:30.720 up kidney stones and my bladder. Oh and then I 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:32.560 might need to get a camera put up there, and 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:33.800 I'm pretty nervous about that. 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:40.319 Oh god, oh man, yeah, uh, did you did you 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:46.160 do something to really like, did you do something morally unjust, 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:48.720 either in this life or a past one that caused 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:50.000 you to deserve this? Do you think? 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:53.840 I mean, you know, everybody makes mistakes in life. I 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:56.400 probably probably did something in one of my last lives, 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:58.280 but you know, it could also just be an unlucky thing. 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.720 M oh man, how old are you? 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:03.600 I am twenty one. 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:06.520 Oh, that's so that's young. I feel like kidney stones 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:08.400 is something happens like old guys. 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:10.680 That's what I thought too, But I guess, like the 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:12.760 doctor said that that's really the only thing could probably 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:15.760 be unless he says, like cause I my girlfriend was 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:17.640 telling me that it could possibly be like a urinary 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:19.880 track inspection. But then the doctor said, like, guys don't 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:22.960 get those often at all, so it's most likely not that. 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:25.800 I'm so sorry that you have rocks in your dick. Dude, 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:30.840 I hats off to you, but yeah, I'm oh, man, 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:32.920 can I do anything for you? Do you want like 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:36.840 a piece of candy or something? 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:37.359 Yeah? 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:38.720 Sure, yeh sure? 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:39.640 Do you where do you live? 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:41.960 I live in Michigan. 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:46.040 Okay, next time in Michigan, you can just toss it over. Yeah, okay, 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:47.880 I'll forget. I'll forget how to get you a piece 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:50.880 of candy. Man. Gods damn, they should make a you know, 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:53.560 all the like cancer kids and they get there's like 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:56.240 make a wish for the cancer kids. They need to 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:58.000 make a wish. They need to make a wish for 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:01.680 guys like you, like give. I would donate to a 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:05.240 fund that gives a PlayStation five to every twenty one 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:07.760 year old guy who has to have a camera put 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:08.519 up his dick hole. 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:11.880 That'd be pretty cool, honestly, you know, I hope no 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:13.760 other guy has to go through that the doctor said 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:15.680 that it should be painless because they put you to 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:18.160 like sleep for like ten minutes. But somehow I don't 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:20.560 believe that for some reason, like I'll still feel it 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:23.640 in my dreams, that I'll be dreaming within those ten minutes. 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:26.560 Oh god, that would suck if when they put you 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:28.400 to sleep, you just have a dream that like a 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:30.600 snake is biting your cock or something. 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:32.360 And you can still feel it, and you're like, ius, help, 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:33.239 You're supposed to help. 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:40.920 Yeah, oh man, oh god, oh this is probably my Yeah, well, 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:43.440 I you know you say that, but I feel I 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:45.960 get this feeling that my reaction to everything you're telling 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:48.640 me is not helpful. It's probably making I assume, is 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:49.920 it making this worse? 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:53.520 No, Actually, if you think about it, like everybody always 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:55.560 tries to calm your worries. So I have somebody actually 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:57.720 like say, like, you know what, that does suck, and 0:03:57.760 --> 0:03:59.320 like I wouldn't want to go through that. It's like, 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:01.720 you know what you're because everybody around me doctors like 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:03.800 it's pain with everyody's like happens in your life. But 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:05.840 I'm like, you know what, Gecko's actually telling me that 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:07.360 it does suck, So it does suck everybody. 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:10.360 Yeah, oh wait, people are telling you that having a 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.280 fucking camera shoved up your dick doesn't suck. 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:15.520 Well, they're just I think they're just trying to be 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:17.760 like calming because they obviously pretty nerve wracking. But a 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:19.279 lot of people are saying like, hey, you'll be asleep, 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:20.880 like you don't even feel it. It's no big deal. 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:23.159 But like, come on, let's let's be realistic people. 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:25.880 No, oh my god, if a doctor told me they 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:27.640 got to put something up my dick, I would just 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:29.800 be like, you know what, whatever I have, just let 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:30.320 it kill me. 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:34.440 Yeah, you know, I uh, I think I'm a little 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:37.280 too young to have kidney stones, but I guess anything 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:37.760 can happen. 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:42.720 Oh man, that'd be crazy if like you're, like your 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:45.560 girlfriend was like going down on you and then she 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:49.799 like sucked a rock out of your pollness. 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:54.560 Oh man, well, I mean my girlfriends tonslestone, so it 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:55.840 probably wouldn't be that different. 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:57.280 You know. 0:04:57.360 --> 0:05:00.480 That'd be crazy if like she like one of your 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:02.520 kidney stones went into her mouth and then one of 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:06.960 her tonsilstones like fucking mashed together with the kidney stone 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:08.160 and it like exploded. 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:11.120 Man, I don't even know what. I don't know if 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:13.680 that'd be enjoyable or not. I don't know how it 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:15.479 would be, but I guess you know, you never can't 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:16.039 say no one taken. 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:16.440 Try it. 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:18.160 That sounds like a science experiment. 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:24.839 Yea, my girlfriend's making disgusted faces while she's right next 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:25.000 to me. 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:28.400 You guys just over, I just heard your girlfriend go ugh. 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:32.000 Yeah, she was actually uh you did a show in 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:34.960 Detroit and May at some point she actually was. She 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:37.320 got I forgot one of the executives. I think it 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:39.159 was like two years ago, but she actually got called 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:41.000 on the stage because I told her to write out 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:42.600 a little prompt for you, and you talked to her 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:44.240 on stage. And I have actually have a picture with 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:46.120 you and my phone of you and her and then 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:46.520 me and you. 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:50.560 Wait, do we talk about her parents getting divorced or something? 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:56.160 You talked about how her her stepmom had sex with 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:58.440 her stepmom's nephew, kind of like an situation. 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:01.039 Ah, yeah, I remember that. I remember that. Yo. How's 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:01.520 she doing. 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:04.880 She's doing good. She actually has a much better relationship 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:07.320 with that mom. And she does not tell them about 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:09.159 therapy Get Go because she's afraid that they'll find that 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:11.320 somewhere out on the internet, or. 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:13.400 Oh no, I mean that's on my I have that, 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:15.800 I have our conversation on a hard drive or something 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:17.360 like that. But they can get it. 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:20.240 You can use that as blackmail, you know, I think the. 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:24.920 Man, Yo, do women get kidney Do women get kidney stones? 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:25.000 Like? 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:26.880 Can you get like a stone in your vagina? 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:29.880 That's a good question. Can you can women get kidney stones? 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:30.120 Elli? 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:33.600 She says yes, All right, then I guess that's our answer. 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:37.040 Wait, why would she know? I guess I don't know. 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:40.960 I mean she knows a lot about female anatomy obviously. 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:44.600 Wait, can't handle the phone. She's saying someone. 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:45.440 There, you go? 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:46.360 Wait what? 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:46.920 No? 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:52.960 Okay, Hello, Hey, what's up? You were saying something your 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:57.240 friend got a kidney stone on her vagina? 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:01.600 Yeah, my friend. She was like, fot team Jesus. She 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:04.880 kept talking about how she has kidney stones. 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:09.200 That's horrible. 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:14.480 I honestly feel bad for anybody whose I have to 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:15.320 go through that. 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:18.600 Yo, give your boyfriend a piece of candy, dude, he 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:20.720 just he deserves a piece of candy or something. 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:23.200 You want candy. 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:27.280 He texted me to get your candy camera. 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:32.040 God, damn, what did you so because your boyfriend said 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:34.120 that everyone's been telling him that it's not going to 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:36.760 be that bad. When he told you that he had 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:39.120 to have a camera shoves off as a dick hole. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:42.040 What did you say? 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:47.240 I mean, oh man, he told me to be honest, 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:50.320 I told him it was gonna be fine. But then again, 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:54.600 I also understand like the fear because I you know, 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:56.280 I don't have a dig, but I would have want that. 0:07:57.520 --> 0:08:01.560 Oh God, sounds awful, but you don't. 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:07.000 Hopefully he has good dreams, and yeah, I have have 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:09.840 good dreams. 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:14.840 All right, well let me can you hand the phone 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:17.840 back to him? Wait? Wait, wait, wait before you do that, 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:21.080 before you do before you do that? Wait are you 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:21.600 still there? 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:24.440 Uh? 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:30.840 Yeah? What's going what's going on with you? Everything good? Uh? 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:32.120 Yeah, everything is great. 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:36.199 Been in been finally doing school, which is wild. That's 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:38.920 something I didn't think whatever happened to me in my life? 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.240 But you don't start in college? 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:44.800 Yeah? How have you been? 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:45.959 Are you doing good? 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:50.079 I'm doing good? I was saying earlier that, like, uh, 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:52.840 I think I think anyone listening to this, if you 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:56.520 don't have a rock in your penis or vagina or 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:59.080 whatever you got, I think you're doing pretty good. So 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:03.720 I'm gonna take that perspective right now as the answer 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:11.280 to that question. I agree, Okay, I just want to 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:12.440 make sure. I just want to make sure you were 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:14.840 doing good. Thank you. 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:17.520 I'm going to hand the phone back. 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:18.319 Is that okay? 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:18.760 Okay? 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:19.040 Cool? 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:19.440 Thank you? 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:20.840 Of course. 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:23.280 I'm back. 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:25.360 Damn man, you really have a rock and you have 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:27.760 rocks in your penis. Man, that's crazy. 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:32.319 I know, I know it sucks. But hopefully that situation 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:33.120 can get sorted. 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:36.840 Yeah, hopefully. But what do you want to do with 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:38.560 your life? If you make if you live, if you 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:39.280 make it out. 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:44.040 Well, preferably the track that I'm on right now, I'm 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:46.200 looking to be an electrician, so hopefully I can still 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:49.839 make it there somehow. If I get these rocks, that. 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:52.720 Could be cool. Yeah, because I feel like it's like 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:54.959 beating cancer, where it's like, oh, I can do anything. 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:55.160 Now. 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:58.480 You know you did the hardest thing. If you piss 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:01.120 rocks out of your dick, I think that you can. 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:06.080 There's no other there's no other worldly challenge that I 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:07.120 don't think you can do. 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:10.679 I mean, yeah, I mean, if I if I get 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:13.240 through this, I mean, it's been let's think it's been 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:16.520 going on since well about three two and a half 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:20.760 weeks ago, this session of this feeling started again, and 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:22.160 then just today I heard that I might have to 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:24.280 get a camera put up there. So, I mean, we're 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:25.880 making our way through, we're climbing the mountain. 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:28.120 Yeah, do you get to keep do you get to 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:29.080 keep the footage? 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:32.560 You know, honestly, I don't know that'd be pretty I've 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:34.120 always I thought about that earlier, Like, I wonder, what 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:37.400 because if you've ever seen like cameras being put somewhere 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:38.880 in a human body, it kind of like you don't 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:40.720 really know what you're looking at, but the doctor does. Yeah, 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:42.920 it kind of just looks like a bunch of squishy, 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:45.720 pink stuff. I wonder, like, I wonder if i'd actually 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:47.439 be able to be like, hey, that's the inside of me, 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:49.000 and I know where this is because I felt it. 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:51.480 Yeoh, if they if you do get the footage, you 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:54.840 should make an only fans and put the footage there. 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:57.240 Because if you think about how much money people are 0:10:57.280 --> 0:11:01.960 making posting photos of the out side of their of 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:04.560 their private parts, you know, you could probably make some 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:06.360 money post on the inside of yours, you know. 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:09.120 Yeah, I mean there's people like a lot of things. 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:11.200 There's probably somebody out there who would die for something 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:12.440 like that. And you know, it doesn't seem like a 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:14.480 market that's doing touched very much. So maybe I'll be 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:17.240 the be the kingpin of footage from inside the body 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:17.680 who knows. 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:20.679 Yeah, I like that. I like that. All right, there 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:23.800 we go, Okay, there we okay. I feel good about 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:26.120 this call because I feel like we took this. We 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:29.160 took this, uh and we and we changed the perspective 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:30.360 to make it a good thing. 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:32.840 I agree on one hundred percent. 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:33.040 Agree. 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:34.720 You definitely made me feel better about the situation. 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:37.240 Good good. What's your name again? 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:38.800 My name is Evan. 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:40.400 Evan. Is there anything else you want to say to 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:41.679 the people of the computer before we go? 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:42.959 Oh? 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:46.680 Yeah, everybody should watch the show Dexter. That's what I 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:49.680 have to say. Best show. 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:51.920 Never seen it. 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:54.600 You should. You should see it? 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:03.839 All right, Take care, man, take have a good night, goodbye. 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:05.880 Man. 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:08.839 I'm doing great. I'm sorry. I'm sorry anytime I ever 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:12.040 said I'm sorry for every time I was ever upset 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:15.680 about anything in my entire life. That's really how I 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:19.240 feel right now. I feel just so. I'm just so 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:25.440 happy that I don't have rocks in my penis. I 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:28.640 feel like such like every time like whatever, like the 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:30.600 bus was late and I'm like, the fucking bus is late. 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:32.360 It's like I don't have rocks in my penis right now. 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:37.680 I don't care. That's how I feel about stuff. Like 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:40.840 anytime you're pissed off about something like oh, the bank 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:42.880 is closed and they said they we're going to be open, 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:45.880 It's like all right, Well, it's like like, you know, 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:47.520 I think I think about it like that, Like, next 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:49.920 time you're upset about something, take the thing you're upset about, 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:56.319 like uh, oh man, uh you know what if you're 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:58.680 like if you're like, oh man, this girl won't text 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:02.960 me back, is pissed off about that? You know, imagine 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:08.240 like an angel comes down from the sky and they're like, well, okay, 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:11.840 how about this. The girl will text you back, but 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:15.920 you have to have rocks in your penis. You're like, oh, 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:18.319 I'll take I'll take the Yeah, I'll take my thing. 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:22.719 I'll take the thing i'm upset about over over that, 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:30.960 you know, times a billion. You know, a man you 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:34.439 call customer service and then you get a robot and 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:38.160 you're pissed off. Angels like, all right, well we'll we'll 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:40.200 have them connect you to a human to solve your problem. 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:42.080 But after the phone call is over, you have to 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:44.360 piss rocks out of your deck. You're like, I'll talk 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:49.600 to the robot. It's fine. Life's not that bad as 0:13:49.600 --> 0:13:51.960 long as except for the caller we just talked to. 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:55.920 His life is currently is currently he has rocks in 0:13:55.920 --> 0:14:00.000 his penis, but he's gonna be fine because he didn't 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:02.679 seem that. But I was way more upset about it 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:05.440 than I think he was, at least as much as 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:11.120 he was letting on. He seemed okay, So I don't know. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:16.000 He's a warrior, and hopefully hopefully he gets a pizza 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:21.240 party after all this. Hello, Yes, Hey, what's your name? 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:23.120 Hey, my name is Carson. 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:23.840 How are you today? 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:27.120 Carson? I'm doing good. Have we ever spoken before, Carson? 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:30.479 We have not. I'm a long term listener, first time calling. 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:33.720 Kick ass Man. It's it's it's cool to me that 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:38.880 the show is entering its fifth year, starting in twenty 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:42.760 twenty five, and we're still getting new callers. I think 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:47.600 that's uh, that's sick. What's up with you, Carson? How 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:48.720 may I get you today? 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:51.760 You know what. I got a lot going on in 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:56.920 terms of stress and anxiety, new jobs and moving going on, 0:14:57.400 --> 0:15:00.440 and I'm just looking for, not necessarily therapy, but just 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:03.080 some opinions from someone on the outside. 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:07.600 Okay, Well, I you know, I'm I'm no good at life, 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:11.520 but I'll try my best to you know. I wish 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:13.120 you would have come in here with something a little 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:17.640 bit more fun, but it's okay. No, I'm just I'm messing. 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:19.600 I'm I'm I'm messing with you, man. What's up? What's 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:20.000 going on? 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:24.840 Not much? Just I'm one of your older listeners. Probably 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:28.240 I'm over thirty five years old. I have a habit 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:32.560 of smoking cannabis mostly all day every day, and I'm 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:35.040 starting to figure out that it's influencing my family and 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:38.760 personal relationships, and I'm having trouble with that as well. 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:44.040 But mostly more than anything, I'm gonna I'm gonna be 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:45.760 honest with you. My wife and I are thinking about 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:48.680 having a second baby here, and it's really hard because 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:51.840 I'm wanting one and she's kind of not. So just 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:52.720 just a lot going on. 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:57.400 I can't relate to you on smoking weed all day 0:15:57.400 --> 0:16:01.600 every day because I've never touched the stuff before. For no. 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:05.080 You know what's funny is I've actually I actually typed 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:09.440 into chat GPT like yesterday, you know what, you know 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:11.480 what literally this I'm gonna tell you something that literally 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:14.400 happened to me is I typed into chat GPT. I 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:16.920 was like, is it bad to smoke weed every day? 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:20.440 And then it wrote here are some of the pros 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:23.240 and cons of smoking weed every day? And it generated 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:26.640 this big list of cons and I was like, I'm 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:28.720 not gonna look at that. It's probably fine. And then 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:31.760 I just never thought about it again. And I continued 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:35.440 to smoke weed every day all day, and you know, 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:39.240 forget my fucking friend asked me. I hung out with 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:41.640 him one evening and he was like, what'd you do today? 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:45.840 And I was like, I don't remember and he was 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:50.000 like really. I was like yeah. He was like Jesus 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:50.720 christ Man. 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:53.600 So it was just about my every day at this point. 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:56.119 So I feel you, hear you loud and clear. 0:16:56.440 --> 0:16:58.720 Let me ask you that. Yeah, So I'm with you. 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:01.160 I've also been smoking weed all day every day and 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:05.240 it's not you know, it's probably not good. But I 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:07.160 don't know what, Well, why do you think you smoke 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:09.320 weed every day? 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:12.600 I started pretty long time ago, when I was in 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:14.960 my early twenties. I thought I was doing myself a 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:19.800 favor in terms of anxiety and mood and just all around. 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:20.600 It was helpful. 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:23.639 But I've I'm figuring out slowly as the years are 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:28.959 passing by. The positive outcomes are positive influences or positivity 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:32.320 that's coming from you. Smoking is coming down less and less, 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:35.159 and the negativity is growing more and more. So it's 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:38.560 kind of like this inverse thing going on, really confusing 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:40.640 to me. But what I'm figuring out. 0:17:41.560 --> 0:17:46.520 Yeah, yeah, oh, I don't know, well I have I 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:49.800 don't Well, let me ask you this, Okay, so you, 0:17:50.680 --> 0:17:53.600 I mean, we can totally just free flow shoot the 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:57.760 shit on this. But uh, you said you said you 0:17:57.800 --> 0:18:02.000 wanted an outside opinion, and what specifically do you want 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:03.280 an outside opinion. 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:09.919 On a couple things? Mostly your opinion on what you 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:16.400 think about Just if you were in my situation. I 0:18:16.480 --> 0:18:20.320 live in California, in Central California. I have a home, 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:23.040 a wife, and a two and a half year old child. 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:27.280 I got a job offer that's three hours away. It 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:28.960 doesn't pay more than the job I have now, but 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:31.560 it's in a much better location. I don't know if 0:18:31.600 --> 0:18:35.240 it's worth it to uproot my family for the job. 0:18:36.280 --> 0:18:40.560 I've weighed out the positives, negatives and even making lists 0:18:40.760 --> 0:18:43.280 trying to make decisions. I just can't come to a decision. 0:18:43.720 --> 0:18:45.360 And I don't know how to make the decisions. 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:48.000