WEBVTT - Halloween Special 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:20.520 I wanted you to like introduce it the way if 0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:21.000 you were. 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:30.880 That's why they cared, welcome back to this episode. Vere, 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:43.760 this is the Halloween episode? Did I like, actually cannot, Yo? 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:51.280 Can you guess who I am? 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:52.880 Papa? 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:56.320 I've got all the props and everything. 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:58.560 I know you kind of killed it last minute. 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:03.800 Yeah, this was literally contructed today. I'm the grandpa who 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:07.920 ate a quart of paint and didn't realize it wasn't 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:12.440 yogurt until his grandson or son came in and was like, wait, 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:14.560 you ate a bunch of paint and wiped it all 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:19.360 over your body. That's who I am. 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:22.600 And I'm the fucking douvile yee haul like for the 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:24.840 eightieth time in the row in a row in my life. 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:25.639 But no, it gives. 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:28.440 Yeah, it literally looks good, like this is your best 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:31.200 iteration yet, Like you turned out this look. And also 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:34.280 it's crazy that we threw these together in like last 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:35.280 minute five minutes. 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:37.480 Yeah, I was shocked how easy it was to do 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:40.280 this makeup. But some people I was actually thinking, like 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:43.280 never in my life. Good, I'm so talented. But some 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:44.240 people can either do. 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:45.160 It or they can they can't. 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:46.280 They either have it or they don't. 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:50.160 Yeah, you can either put fake paint on your lips 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:50.880 or you can't. 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:53.280 You know, I want that to stain so bad. 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:53.520 No. 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:55.600 I was washing my hands to get it off my 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:56.880 fingers because I was like, I don't want this to 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.760 get everywhere, and it started staining. And that was only 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:03.480 after like five minutes of it being on. And I'm 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:06.320 absolutely terrified because if I have to walk around New 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:08.800 York with my lips painted like this, like I'm gonna 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:11.080 freak the funk out. I'm actually gonna have an well. 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:13.640 A pushcups to shove if anything there, it'd be like 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:15.239 the lightest stain and it will last. 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:18.440 Like, I'll just put some I got some red lips. 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:20.600 You also don't leave till Monday, so you're good. 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:21.960 I got some red lips. 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:22.960 Put some red lips on. 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:25.080 Yeah, I just put some lipstick on. When it was wet, 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:27.600 it looked really good. It looked like paint. 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:30.560 And I gave it to the kitchen and you were 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:33.400 like alone, looking at a reference picture and like putting 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:35.560 it on, and you turn and you actually had it 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:36.560 all over your hands. 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:39.400 It looked like I can just put a little bit 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:43.600 more on. It just adds to like the whole life 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:44.880 of the look like it makes sense. 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:47.280 Are too scared of like getting it in your mouth? 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:50.320 I've already crossed that bridge, you know. 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:52.280 It's like when we were playing with Oh that's a 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:54.960 good like Halloween related story, but it's not at all. 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:57.320 When we were playing with fake leftover blood. 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:00.440 We didn't started burning my mouth. 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:03.200 You are supposim in your mouth. 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:06.880 I drank like a quart of it and my mouth 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:09.240 started tingling. And we read the bottle like after we 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:12.200 did the whole bit, and like my mouth it was 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:13.720 not supposed to be in my mouth at all. 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:17.400 Not at all. But that's okay. Sometimes sometimes comedy kills 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:20.480 are you. 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:22.960 It's like it's like it tingles. 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:25.600 Here's here's a tip as you. Yeah, you suck on 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:26.600 your finger to get that. 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:29.440 I did drag for ten years. I do that trick. 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:36.520 But yeah, this is the Halloween special halloweener. Umm, I'm 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:39.000 loving the vibe so far. We we got some lights 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:39.840 going on in here. 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:42.640 Yeah, we've got a whole different vibe. Actually. Also, before 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:45.800 we end to the episode, we would like. 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:51.600 To announce that we officially have started a patreo Patreon. 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:54.640 Please help us fund this. 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:57.840 Please fund our podcast. 0:03:57.400 --> 0:04:00.720 Because, as you can tell, we have had zero sponsorship 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:03.360 so far. We're hoping that changes soon. 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:08.960 But we thought, why not make you pay for a community. 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:11.440 You you're sitting there and you're alone and you don't 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:13.600 have anyone to talk to, and we thought, you know what, 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:15.560 we love you so much, We're gonna make you pay 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:18.400 money exactly, be a part of a little community with us. 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:21.320 It's on your teeth. It's like scaring me your teeth. 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:23.560 Oh wow, it's really like. 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:27.240 It's like pulling on your teeth. 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:32.440 Oh, it's really in there. It'll drive soon though, oh fuck. 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:39.400 But yeah, we started a Patreon. We're actually really excited 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:41.560 about it. There's some content already on there. 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:44.800 There's some extra Halloween content. 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:48.679 There's some extra Halloween content. Yeah, we'll just be throwing 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:52.280 up extra episodes whenever we kind of feel like it, 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.120 like at least once a month, twice a month. 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:57.640 Maybe we'll be throwing up extra episodes. Treating Patreon like 0:04:57.720 --> 0:04:59.680 personal Twitter, since we don't have Twitter. 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:01.320 So I'm excited. 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:04.960 Yeah, just like it's to be heard blowing that ship up. 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:05.360 Yeah. 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:09.880 Yeah, we're gonna throw a discord in there so we 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:12.480 can have like a little discord community. We'll do live 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:17.240 streams and q and as for certain tiers. But yeah, 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:20.440 we're really excited about it. It's it's very foreign for us, 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:21.800 something we've never done, with no. 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:24.400 Idea how it really works. We're figuring out as we go. 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:26.920 But it's fun and that's what matters. As long as 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:29.240 it stays fun. The second starts to hurt my brain, 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:30.200 i'll let you. 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:31.400 Know we're cutting that shit off. 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:34.080 Get the fuck out of my face. Yeah, that'll be 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:37.719 linked in the bio. If you if you want to 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:39.160 do it, do it. If you don't, fuck you, I 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:40.080 don't care fuck. 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:42.359 You, and you're the if you don't subscribe, your the 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:45.080 sole reason this show gets canceled. I'm sorry, you're. 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:47.200 The reason you're never gonna see it again. I'm literally 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:49.000 trying to look at the notes because my brain just 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:52.200 went my brain just went blank, and I was like, 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:53.640 I need to look at the notes to keep up 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:55.239 to what we have to do right now. 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:58.280 And it's literally reader's notes, Pocket Pussy. 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:01.159 Those are the note it's for the episode. That's what 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:05.039 we got going on. But okay, So while I was 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:09.280 back in Texas, it was it was the week and 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:11.880 a half of realizing things for me, like genuinely, like 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:17.919 I realized a lot of shit, and yeah, I just 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:20.200 I wrote them down because I was like, it's not 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:22.560 good shit. It's it's not it's something it shit I 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:25.840 should have known or like should not be so excited 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:30.479 to talk about. But the first one, I'll start off 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:34.359 like easy, like I'll start off like okay, whatever, like whatever. 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:39.000 But the first thing I realized was when I'm back 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:43.880 in Texas, a lot of Republicans come up to me 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:48.640 and they start spouting their Republican bullshit in my face, 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:52.520 and just like like they feel so comfortable like saying 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:56.880 the most gnarly shit, and I never knew why. I 0:06:56.960 --> 0:07:00.560 genuinely never understood why. I was like, I'm pretty open 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:03.560 about like my political stance online, like if you know me, 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:08.600 like yeah, you know where I stand. And then I realized, 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:10.960 like the reason why they come up to me and 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:13.240 talk to me all the fucking time is because I'm 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:16.720 constantly caused playing a Republican, Like I look, I literally 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:17.560 look like a Republican. 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:20.840 The whole whiteish look is like in LA it gets 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:26.600 read a certain way, but literally in redneck ass areas, 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:31.800 like it's it's still seen as like we're together, We're 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:32.440 together in this. 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:38.040 Yeah, no, it is what I help me. Charmp please 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:42.640 save us Chomp twenty twenty one, please save us. No. 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:45.240 But when I do when people come up to me 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:48.480 and say that shit, I just nod my nod my 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:50.560 head and say mm hmm yep, and I just let 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:53.880 them keep talking and spiraling and like I've gotten some 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:58.320 crazy fucking like takes and like conspiracies and just heard 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:02.280 some really insane shit that like have made me grown 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:03.000 as a person. 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:05.800 You should when they start talking to you, just start 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:09.360 saying nonsense back, but like not nonsense like making ship up. 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:11.480 But if they're like and do you agree, you should 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:12.440 be like yes and no. 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:15.400 When she when she went to the store and we 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:17.680 came back in the horse and like the horse pooped 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:19.160 and then we cleaned it and then. 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:24.280 So they actually crazy flags girl, what how did you? 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:25.240 How did you do? 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:26.400 I don't know. 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:28.640 I thought of like a petting zoo and like like 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:30.120 a circus. 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:30.960 And then I thought it flag. 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:36.520 Okay, this one is like the kicker, like this one 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:39.360 is actually like y'all, will. 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:40.760 Look do you think I'm I Do you think I'm 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:42.720 gonna actually be like oh, my God, so true. 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:48.080 Potentially no, no, no, no, no, you'll you're literally gonna freak 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:54.400 the fuck out. So I found out that pads stick 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:57.240 to panties and not directly onto the vagina. Back in Texas, 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:01.800 I thought it was like a sticker that you put 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:04.400 directly onto the skin. And I always was like, oh 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:07.280 that that they probably like mastered the science of like 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:09.800 the stick, so it didn't like. 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:12.920 Stick into the science of the stick. 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:15.079 Because I always heard like it always falls off or 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:18.080 it falls out. But like, now I realize it's because 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:22.559 it's sticking to the panties and not to the vagina. 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:25.240 How would that even work If it was sticking to 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:27.480 your kuchi, then you would bleed onto it and it 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:28.200 would detach. 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:29.680 Is that why you thought it felt? 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:31.920 That's why I'm saying, no, they mastered the science of 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:36.200 the stick, because like it doesn't pulled out pubes. See there, 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:38.559 I just I had the workaround. 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:45.720 You know, well, I remember the first time I used tampon, 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:47.719 or tried to use a tampon, I didn't understand that 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:48.120 you were. 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:51.040 Supposed to like put it like push the like thing in. 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.520 So I left the plastic like the like the like 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:55.280 prongy plastic part. 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:58.720 Have you seen a tampon? I I school like plastic one. 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:02.080 I've done that, like because like you put it up 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:05.200 your butt to like stop diarrhea, and like I've done 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:06.880 that too, where like you leave the plastic in and 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:08.400 it like just stays up there. 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:12.840 What the hell you put it up your butt? You 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:14.760 put tampon's up your butt? 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:17.920 No, does anybody else. 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:18.120 Like do that? 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:20.040 Actually? 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:22.760 Also, I think I don't know if tampon's still come 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:24.880 with that plastic, Like you should have put tampons up 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:26.160 your butt. I don't even think you should be putting 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:26.880 tampons in your. 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:29.239 Fucking kuchi because I just I don't funk with tampons. 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:30.000 I never did. 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:33.079 I agree. I think we should get rid of periods. 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:35.120 Oh, I thought you were gonna say, like I think 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:36.920 we should free bleed or something. 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:40.559 Yeah. No, I think we should figure out a way 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:44.160 to get rid of periods. And that's on period. I'm 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:47.400 just like see I'm written by I'm written by a woman. 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:50.480 I'm for the girls, like I'm here for y'all. Like 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:53.440 I'll fight where whoever I have to fight. 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:56.080 I broke both both of my wrists and I like 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:57.280 couldn't put in my diva couple? 0:10:57.280 --> 0:10:59.880 Wud you put my diva absolutely without a second thought? 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:03.160 Like I get in there and like I'd fold it 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:05.959 up and spread it open, and just that's. 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:08.320 Not how wait what would you fold my like my 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:09.079 my bulba? 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:10.440 Yeah, I'd like fold. 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:11.720 It out, you like roll it and you know, like 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.400 when you roll hair and you put the hair clip 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:14.720 in it, you do that to my volva. 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:18.520 Yeah, and then I'd really take some time to try 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:19.400 to find the clitoriss. 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:21.600 That's a syo. 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:27.880 That glitters, doesn't exist, technical difficulties. 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:31.200 That's what happens when you call the clip a lie. 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:31.840 It's a lie. 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:32.360 It's a lie. 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:35.640 It does it does exist, and it gives me power. 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:38.920 Can you show me later? 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:44.760 I was gonna say something so fucking like foul I 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:45.480 just like. 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:46.440 It's a Halloween episode. 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:49.480 No, it's it's it's like sexual, like if there is 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:51.920 like a freak out there who like wants ever like 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:54.640 audio sip of me saying something discussing it was like 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:55.720 so sexual. 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:58.040 It's some shit you would say during sex when you're 0:11:58.080 --> 0:11:59.160 like really feeling yourself. 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:00.920 And I almost just said it, but I was like, 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:04.480 oh my god, like that would be crazy not allowed. 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:06.240 No, that's Patreon content. 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:08.280 Yeah, subscribe to Patreon if you want to see in 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:09.199 your flicker bean. 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:12.440 Talk about my pearl, polish your pearl. 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:15.280 Still that that's not my joke. 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:21.880 Yeah, every time I look at you for too long, 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:28.400 I like, look at the way you look so talking 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:30.800 about couchiese or whatever. Oh but yeah, I was saying 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:34.480 I don't. I only use Diva cups. Although this last period, 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:36.240 because I was home alone and I was just editing, 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:38.400 I just like sat around in my period panties like 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:40.320 a little diaper all day. 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:44.760 I support that, like legitimately, I know it's not my 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:46.520 place to speak, but I'm like, free bleed. 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:48.600 That's not free bleeding though. 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:51.720 Free bleeding is like you have no pad, no tampon, 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:52.840 no period panties. 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:55.480 Like you're just letting it go. You're just letting it. 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:56.200 You're letting it. 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:58.480 We should free the period and free the nipple. 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:06.480 I want to soak up the I'm good? What song 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:06.880 is that? 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:13.520 What is that? I suck up the sun? 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:19.920 This this the spot where the sun doesn't shine my butthole. 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:24.160 You know what I've always wanted to dry is you 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:26.120 know how people are like, oh if like if your 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:28.200 butthole saw more, son, you'd be happier. 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:29.240 Like, there are those people. 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:30.920 Charge your assholes with the sun. 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:32.760 I want to be one of those people. I need to. 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:34.720 That's why I need to move to like a rural 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:36.840 area so I can like go stand outside. 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:38.840 And like just like spread it open and put it 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:39.320 into that. 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:42.480 Again, not something I need to like verbally like explain, 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:43.120 but yeah. 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:45.480 That, yeah, I want to expose my hole to the 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:46.079 sun more. 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:48.360 But the reason we were going to talk about holes 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:51.520 was we were literally going to talk about how we 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:53.840 used to just hang out in sex shops. Yeah, but 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:55.440 I don't even know if there's a story there. We 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:56.920 literally just used to hang out. 0:13:57.120 --> 0:14:00.760 It was absolutely like it wasn't like erotic, it wasn't funny. 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:01.600 We weren't laughing. 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:03.080 Yeah, we weren't there to make fun of anyone. 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:04.440 We weren't like people watching. 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:07.800 We were legitimately just there like hanging out and just 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:09.400 like seeing what's. 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:11.800 What, Yeah, what's new, Like let's see, let's see the 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:15.600 new technology. Some of that ship is fucking crazy. It's 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:18.800 it's literally investment pieces. Like a good wing bat is 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:20.240 like two hundred dollars, which. 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:21.880 Is crazy, but it last year lifetime. 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:24.640 But it's it's two hundred dollars. But that's a small 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:25.480 price to pay for. 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:26.640 Happiness, exactly. 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:30.160 That's a small price to pay for high standards for 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:32.120 the rest of your life. 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:34.120 But yeah, we used to just like hang out. 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:36.120 I think I'm comparable to a vibrator. 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:39.560 Yeah, I get the job. 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:43.440 You like ten minutes saying that the clip is a 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:45.479 sign off and it doesn't exist. 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:49.480 But yeah, we used to just hang out there. And 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:51.040 I don't I don't know why we saw you know 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:51.480 what it is. 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:53.200 It was like how we would hang out in like 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:58.040 CBS and Rite aid for or not right Aid, Walgreens. Actually, 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:00.280 are you a CBS righted or Walgreens girl? 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:08.120 Growing up, I frequented Walgreens, But now I'm a CVS girl. 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:12.040 Yeah, as I got older and I was a CVS girl. Yeah, 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:15.360 I actually think of the three, I think Walgreens would 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:17.120 be considered more sophisticated. 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:19.360 See, I feel like Walgreens is like more like old 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:20.840 person like like. 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:24.440 That's that's why I associated with like sophistication, because I'm like, y'all. 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:25.240 Are like bones. 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:28.720 Yeah, yeah, Walgreens old right aid. 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:31.000 Is just like right it is scary to me, it's 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:33.600 like the outlier, like right aight. I used to think 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:36.560 that there was only Right Aid in like northeast of 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:38.560 America because the first time I ever went to a 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:41.760 Rite aid, it was in like Boston with like Dana 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:42.240 and Jake. 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:43.960 I was at that night where you just walked there 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:45.960 and it was freezing fucking cold, yes. 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:48.280 And I bought like a funky hat and then my 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:50.280 pants ripped and that's what I remember for that night. 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:51.520 But yeah, that was the first time I went there. 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:53.160 And then I remember I bought like makeup on the 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:55.760 website because it was like two dollars for everything, because 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:57.880 it's like I think riting almost went out of business 0:15:57.960 --> 0:15:59.640 or something, and they were selling things for really cheap. 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:01.720 And I was like, damn, this place would be cool 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:02.520 if it existed. 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:05.120 It was if it was anywhere else. 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:07.800 Yeah, and then I found out it's like literally right. 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:10.320 Eight is a literal liminal space. Every time I go 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:12.440 in there, I fully I freaked the fuck out. 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:14.680 I went in there the other day and I hung 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:17.200 out in there for so long and I was it 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:19.200 was like fucked up, and I was just walking around 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:21.080 like I was walking back and forth, like I was 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:22.280 even contained. 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:23.240 To one area of this that's what they do. 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:26.040 Like, you know that one hallway, I was like walking 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:30.120 across it and the workers started like kind of hanging 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:33.240 around me because rightfully, so, I was wearing this dress 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:37.880 with blue jeans under it and my ugs stuffed and 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:40.240 the jeans were stuffed into my ugs, and then my 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:43.800 big posh hat and sunglasses and I had like a 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:45.120 big thing of Cafe Buselo. 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:46.600 Hang. I'll send the picture to Kai. 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:48.600 Yeah, because I was literally like hanging out with it 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:50.120 like on my head, and I had a jacket on 0:16:50.160 --> 0:16:52.000 top of all that, and it was like it was 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:53.320 one of the hottest days of the week. 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:55.400 It was like eighty seven outside, and that's how I 0:16:55.480 --> 0:16:57.440 was dressed, like walking around right. 0:16:57.720 --> 0:17:01.000 Hell yeah, literally, I don't know. 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:03.000 I just feel like they like pumped like a like 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:04.920 a gas into the air that just makes you lose 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:06.680 consciousness and then you just buy a bunch of shit. 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:11.359 Because every time I'm in I buy literally everything. I 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:13.600 like spend like three hundred dollars on candy every time 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:14.840 I'm there. It's like ridiculous. 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:17.760 So to be fair, you're just like a snack person, yeau. 0:17:17.920 --> 0:17:19.919 But I guess, yeah, I do the same thing. I like, 0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:23.159 I bought like socks. I literally somehow spend like thirty 0:17:23.160 --> 0:17:26.119 seven dollars and I went in there for coffee. I 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:27.880 was like, I'm gonna go in and buy my coffee, 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:30.080 and then I walked out with like three different drinks 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:32.240 to try. And I even thought about buying a bottle 0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:33.679 of wine because I was like, maybe I'm at that 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:35.639 age where I just have a bottle of wine in 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:37.000 my house and I have a couple of wine and 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:38.600 then I was like, yeah, I'm gonna start that journey 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:42.240 on my ride ag like hell no, yeah, I feel. 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:42.840 Like that in Sephora. 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:45.159 And then there's another store that I was just in 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:46.880 recently that I was like, dude, I have to get 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:48.199 I have to get out of here, Like we have 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:51.000 to like get the fuck out of here because I'm 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:53.640 losing my mind. But we were in there, I think together. 0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:54.800 Have we gone anywhere? 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:55.200 No? 0:17:56.400 --> 0:17:57.400 Or was it with Oryan? 0:17:57.600 --> 0:17:59.240