Speaker 1: I wanted you to like introduce it the way if
Speaker 1: you were.
Speaker 2: That's why they cared, welcome back to this episode. Vere,
Speaker 2: this is the Halloween episode? Did I like, actually cannot, Yo?
Speaker 3: Can you guess who I am?
Speaker 1: Papa?
Speaker 3: I've got all the props and everything.
Speaker 1: I know you kind of killed it last minute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this was literally contructed today. I'm the grandpa who
Speaker 3: ate a quart of paint and didn't realize it wasn't
Speaker 3: yogurt until his grandson or son came in and was like, wait,
Speaker 3: you ate a bunch of paint and wiped it all
Speaker 3: over your body. That's who I am.
Speaker 4: And I'm the fucking douvile yee haul like for the
Speaker 4: eightieth time in the row in a row in my life.
Speaker 5: But no, it gives.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it literally looks good, like this is your best
Speaker 3: iteration yet, Like you turned out this look. And also
Speaker 3: it's crazy that we threw these together in like last
Speaker 3: minute five minutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was shocked how easy it was to do
Speaker 4: this makeup. But some people I was actually thinking, like
Speaker 4: never in my life. Good, I'm so talented. But some
Speaker 4: people can either do.
Speaker 1: It or they can they can't.
Speaker 5: They either have it or they don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can either put fake paint on your lips
Speaker 3: or you can't.
Speaker 1: You know, I want that to stain so bad.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I was washing my hands to get it off my
Speaker 3: fingers because I was like, I don't want this to
Speaker 3: get everywhere, and it started staining. And that was only
Speaker 3: after like five minutes of it being on. And I'm
Speaker 3: absolutely terrified because if I have to walk around New
Speaker 3: York with my lips painted like this, like I'm gonna
Speaker 3: freak the funk out. I'm actually gonna have an well.
Speaker 4: A pushcups to shove if anything there, it'd be like
Speaker 4: the lightest stain and it will last.
Speaker 3: Like, I'll just put some I got some red lips.
Speaker 1: You also don't leave till Monday, so you're good.
Speaker 5: I got some red lips.
Speaker 3: Put some red lips on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just put some lipstick on. When it was wet,
Speaker 1: it looked really good. It looked like paint.
Speaker 4: And I gave it to the kitchen and you were
Speaker 4: like alone, looking at a reference picture and like putting
Speaker 4: it on, and you turn and you actually had it
Speaker 4: all over your hands.
Speaker 3: It looked like I can just put a little bit
Speaker 3: more on. It just adds to like the whole life
Speaker 3: of the look like it makes sense.
Speaker 1: Are too scared of like getting it in your mouth?
Speaker 3: I've already crossed that bridge, you know.
Speaker 4: It's like when we were playing with Oh that's a
Speaker 4: good like Halloween related story, but it's not at all.
Speaker 1: When we were playing with fake leftover blood.
Speaker 3: We didn't started burning my mouth.
Speaker 1: You are supposim in your mouth.
Speaker 3: I drank like a quart of it and my mouth
Speaker 3: started tingling. And we read the bottle like after we
Speaker 3: did the whole bit, and like my mouth it was
Speaker 3: not supposed to be in my mouth at all.
Speaker 1: Not at all. But that's okay. Sometimes sometimes comedy kills
Speaker 1: are you.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like it tingles.
Speaker 1: Here's here's a tip as you. Yeah, you suck on
Speaker 1: your finger to get that.
Speaker 3: I did drag for ten years. I do that trick.
Speaker 3: But yeah, this is the Halloween special halloweener. Umm, I'm
Speaker 3: loving the vibe so far. We we got some lights
Speaker 3: going on in here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got a whole different vibe. Actually. Also, before
Speaker 1: we end to the episode, we would like.
Speaker 4: To announce that we officially have started a patreo Patreon.
Speaker 5: Please help us fund this.
Speaker 1: Please fund our podcast.
Speaker 3: Because, as you can tell, we have had zero sponsorship
Speaker 3: so far. We're hoping that changes soon.
Speaker 1: But we thought, why not make you pay for a community.
Speaker 4: You you're sitting there and you're alone and you don't
Speaker 4: have anyone to talk to, and we thought, you know what,
Speaker 4: we love you so much, We're gonna make you pay
Speaker 4: money exactly, be a part of a little community with us.
Speaker 4: It's on your teeth. It's like scaring me your teeth.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, it's really like.
Speaker 1: It's like pulling on your teeth.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's really in there. It'll drive soon though, oh fuck.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we started a Patreon. We're actually really excited
Speaker 3: about it. There's some content already on there.
Speaker 1: There's some extra Halloween content.
Speaker 3: There's some extra Halloween content. Yeah, we'll just be throwing
Speaker 3: up extra episodes whenever we kind of feel like it,
Speaker 3: like at least once a month, twice a month.
Speaker 4: Maybe we'll be throwing up extra episodes. Treating Patreon like
Speaker 4: personal Twitter, since we don't have Twitter.
Speaker 1: So I'm excited.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like it's to be heard blowing that ship up.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna throw a discord in there so we
Speaker 3: can have like a little discord community. We'll do live
Speaker 3: streams and q and as for certain tiers. But yeah,
Speaker 3: we're really excited about it. It's it's very foreign for us,
Speaker 3: something we've never done, with no.
Speaker 4: Idea how it really works. We're figuring out as we go.
Speaker 4: But it's fun and that's what matters. As long as
Speaker 4: it stays fun. The second starts to hurt my brain,
Speaker 4: i'll let you.
Speaker 5: Know we're cutting that shit off.
Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of my face. Yeah, that'll be
Speaker 1: linked in the bio. If you if you want to
Speaker 1: do it, do it. If you don't, fuck you, I
Speaker 1: don't care fuck.
Speaker 3: You, and you're the if you don't subscribe, your the
Speaker 3: sole reason this show gets canceled. I'm sorry, you're.
Speaker 4: The reason you're never gonna see it again. I'm literally
Speaker 4: trying to look at the notes because my brain just
Speaker 4: went my brain just went blank, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I need to look at the notes to keep up
Speaker 4: to what we have to do right now.
Speaker 1: And it's literally reader's notes, Pocket Pussy.
Speaker 3: Those are the note it's for the episode. That's what
Speaker 3: we got going on. But okay, So while I was
Speaker 3: back in Texas, it was it was the week and
Speaker 3: a half of realizing things for me, like genuinely, like
Speaker 3: I realized a lot of shit, and yeah, I just
Speaker 3: I wrote them down because I was like, it's not
Speaker 3: good shit. It's it's not it's something it shit I
Speaker 3: should have known or like should not be so excited
Speaker 3: to talk about. But the first one, I'll start off
Speaker 3: like easy, like I'll start off like okay, whatever, like whatever.
Speaker 3: But the first thing I realized was when I'm back
Speaker 3: in Texas, a lot of Republicans come up to me
Speaker 3: and they start spouting their Republican bullshit in my face,
Speaker 3: and just like like they feel so comfortable like saying
Speaker 3: the most gnarly shit, and I never knew why. I
Speaker 3: genuinely never understood why. I was like, I'm pretty open
Speaker 3: about like my political stance online, like if you know me,
Speaker 3: like yeah, you know where I stand. And then I realized,
Speaker 3: like the reason why they come up to me and
Speaker 3: talk to me all the fucking time is because I'm
Speaker 3: constantly caused playing a Republican, Like I look, I literally
Speaker 3: look like a Republican.
Speaker 4: The whole whiteish look is like in LA it gets
Speaker 4: read a certain way, but literally in redneck ass areas,
Speaker 4: like it's it's still seen as like we're together, We're
Speaker 4: together in this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it is what I help me. Charmp please
Speaker 3: save us Chomp twenty twenty one, please save us. No.
Speaker 3: But when I do when people come up to me
Speaker 3: and say that shit, I just nod my nod my
Speaker 3: head and say mm hmm yep, and I just let
Speaker 3: them keep talking and spiraling and like I've gotten some
Speaker 3: crazy fucking like takes and like conspiracies and just heard
Speaker 3: some really insane shit that like have made me grown
Speaker 3: as a person.
Speaker 4: You should when they start talking to you, just start
Speaker 4: saying nonsense back, but like not nonsense like making ship up.
Speaker 1: But if they're like and do you agree, you should
Speaker 1: be like yes and no.
Speaker 4: When she when she went to the store and we
Speaker 4: came back in the horse and like the horse pooped
Speaker 4: and then we cleaned it and then.
Speaker 3: So they actually crazy flags girl, what how did you?
Speaker 3: How did you do?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I thought of like a petting zoo and like like
Speaker 4: a circus.
Speaker 1: And then I thought it flag.
Speaker 3: Okay, this one is like the kicker, like this one
Speaker 3: is actually like y'all, will.
Speaker 1: Look do you think I'm I Do you think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna actually be like oh, my God, so true.
Speaker 3: Potentially no, no, no, no, no, you'll you're literally gonna freak
Speaker 3: the fuck out. So I found out that pads stick
Speaker 3: to panties and not directly onto the vagina. Back in Texas,
Speaker 3: I thought it was like a sticker that you put
Speaker 3: directly onto the skin. And I always was like, oh
Speaker 3: that that they probably like mastered the science of like
Speaker 3: the stick, so it didn't like.
Speaker 1: Stick into the science of the stick.
Speaker 3: Because I always heard like it always falls off or
Speaker 3: it falls out. But like, now I realize it's because
Speaker 3: it's sticking to the panties and not to the vagina.
Speaker 4: How would that even work If it was sticking to
Speaker 4: your kuchi, then you would bleed onto it and it
Speaker 4: would detach.
Speaker 1: Is that why you thought it felt?
Speaker 3: That's why I'm saying, no, they mastered the science of
Speaker 3: the stick, because like it doesn't pulled out pubes. See there,
Speaker 3: I just I had the workaround.
Speaker 4: You know, well, I remember the first time I used tampon,
Speaker 4: or tried to use a tampon, I didn't understand that
Speaker 4: you were.
Speaker 1: Supposed to like put it like push the like thing in.
Speaker 4: So I left the plastic like the like the like
Speaker 4: prongy plastic part.
Speaker 1: Have you seen a tampon? I I school like plastic one.
Speaker 3: I've done that, like because like you put it up
Speaker 3: your butt to like stop diarrhea, and like I've done
Speaker 3: that too, where like you leave the plastic in and
Speaker 3: it like just stays up there.
Speaker 1: What the hell you put it up your butt? You
Speaker 1: put tampon's up your butt?
Speaker 3: No, does anybody else.
Speaker 4: Like do that?
Speaker 1: Actually?
Speaker 4: Also, I think I don't know if tampon's still come
Speaker 4: with that plastic, Like you should have put tampons up
Speaker 4: your butt. I don't even think you should be putting
Speaker 4: tampons in your.
Speaker 1: Fucking kuchi because I just I don't funk with tampons.
Speaker 1: I never did.
Speaker 3: I agree. I think we should get rid of periods.
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought you were gonna say, like I think
Speaker 4: we should free bleed or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I think we should figure out a way
Speaker 3: to get rid of periods. And that's on period. I'm
Speaker 3: just like see I'm written by I'm written by a woman.
Speaker 3: I'm for the girls, like I'm here for y'all. Like
Speaker 3: I'll fight where whoever I have to fight.
Speaker 4: I broke both both of my wrists and I like
Speaker 4: couldn't put in my diva couple?
Speaker 3: Wud you put my diva absolutely without a second thought?
Speaker 3: Like I get in there and like I'd fold it
Speaker 3: up and spread it open, and just that's.
Speaker 1: Not how wait what would you fold my like my
Speaker 1: my bulba?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd like fold.
Speaker 4: It out, you like roll it and you know, like
Speaker 4: when you roll hair and you put the hair clip
Speaker 4: in it, you do that to my volva.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I'd really take some time to try
Speaker 3: to find the clitoriss.
Speaker 5: That's a syo.
Speaker 3: That glitters, doesn't exist, technical difficulties.
Speaker 1: That's what happens when you call the clip a lie.
Speaker 5: It's a lie.
Speaker 3: It's a lie.
Speaker 1: It does it does exist, and it gives me power.
Speaker 5: Can you show me later?
Speaker 4: I was gonna say something so fucking like foul I
Speaker 4: just like.
Speaker 5: It's a Halloween episode.
Speaker 4: No, it's it's it's like sexual, like if there is
Speaker 4: like a freak out there who like wants ever like
Speaker 4: audio sip of me saying something discussing it was like
Speaker 4: so sexual.
Speaker 1: It's some shit you would say during sex when you're
Speaker 1: like really feeling yourself.
Speaker 4: And I almost just said it, but I was like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, like that would be crazy not allowed.
Speaker 1: No, that's Patreon content.
Speaker 5: Yeah, subscribe to Patreon if you want to see in
Speaker 5: your flicker bean.
Speaker 3: Talk about my pearl, polish your pearl.
Speaker 5: Still that that's not my joke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, every time I look at you for too long,
Speaker 4: I like, look at the way you look so talking
Speaker 4: about couchiese or whatever. Oh but yeah, I was saying
Speaker 4: I don't. I only use Diva cups. Although this last period,
Speaker 4: because I was home alone and I was just editing,
Speaker 4: I just like sat around in my period panties like
Speaker 4: a little diaper all day.
Speaker 3: I support that, like legitimately, I know it's not my
Speaker 3: place to speak, but I'm like, free bleed.
Speaker 1: That's not free bleeding though.
Speaker 4: Free bleeding is like you have no pad, no tampon,
Speaker 4: no period panties.
Speaker 1: Like you're just letting it go. You're just letting it.
Speaker 1: You're letting it.
Speaker 5: We should free the period and free the nipple.
Speaker 3: I want to soak up the I'm good? What song
Speaker 3: is that?
Speaker 1: What is that? I suck up the sun?
Speaker 3: This this the spot where the sun doesn't shine my butthole.
Speaker 4: You know what I've always wanted to dry is you
Speaker 4: know how people are like, oh if like if your
Speaker 4: butthole saw more, son, you'd be happier.
Speaker 1: Like, there are those people.
Speaker 5: Charge your assholes with the sun.
Speaker 1: I want to be one of those people. I need to.
Speaker 4: That's why I need to move to like a rural
Speaker 4: area so I can like go stand outside.
Speaker 3: And like just like spread it open and put it
Speaker 3: into that.
Speaker 1: Again, not something I need to like verbally like explain,
Speaker 1: but yeah.
Speaker 3: That, yeah, I want to expose my hole to the
Speaker 3: sun more.
Speaker 4: But the reason we were going to talk about holes
Speaker 4: was we were literally going to talk about how we
Speaker 4: used to just hang out in sex shops. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: I don't even know if there's a story there. We
Speaker 4: literally just used to hang out.
Speaker 3: It was absolutely like it wasn't like erotic, it wasn't funny.
Speaker 5: We weren't laughing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we weren't there to make fun of anyone.
Speaker 5: We weren't like people watching.
Speaker 3: We were legitimately just there like hanging out and just
Speaker 3: like seeing what's.
Speaker 1: What, Yeah, what's new, Like let's see, let's see the
Speaker 1: new technology. Some of that ship is fucking crazy. It's
Speaker 1: it's literally investment pieces. Like a good wing bat is
Speaker 1: like two hundred dollars, which.
Speaker 3: Is crazy, but it last year lifetime.
Speaker 1: But it's it's two hundred dollars. But that's a small
Speaker 1: price to pay for.
Speaker 3: Happiness, exactly.
Speaker 4: That's a small price to pay for high standards for
Speaker 4: the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we used to just like hang out.
Speaker 5: I think I'm comparable to a vibrator.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get the job.
Speaker 4: You like ten minutes saying that the clip is a
Speaker 4: sign off and it doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we used to just hang out there. And
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know why we saw you know
Speaker 1: what it is.
Speaker 4: It was like how we would hang out in like
Speaker 4: CBS and Rite aid for or not right Aid, Walgreens. Actually,
Speaker 4: are you a CBS righted or Walgreens girl?
Speaker 3: Growing up, I frequented Walgreens, But now I'm a CVS girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah, as I got older and I was a CVS girl. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I actually think of the three, I think Walgreens would
Speaker 4: be considered more sophisticated.
Speaker 3: See, I feel like Walgreens is like more like old
Speaker 3: person like like.
Speaker 4: That's that's why I associated with like sophistication, because I'm like, y'all.
Speaker 1: Are like bones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Walgreens old right aid.
Speaker 4: Is just like right it is scary to me, it's
Speaker 4: like the outlier, like right aight. I used to think
Speaker 4: that there was only Right Aid in like northeast of
Speaker 4: America because the first time I ever went to a
Speaker 4: Rite aid, it was in like Boston with like Dana
Speaker 4: and Jake.
Speaker 3: I was at that night where you just walked there
Speaker 3: and it was freezing fucking cold, yes.
Speaker 4: And I bought like a funky hat and then my
Speaker 4: pants ripped and that's what I remember for that night.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was the first time I went there.
Speaker 4: And then I remember I bought like makeup on the
Speaker 4: website because it was like two dollars for everything, because
Speaker 4: it's like I think riting almost went out of business
Speaker 4: or something, and they were selling things for really cheap.
Speaker 1: And I was like, damn, this place would be cool
Speaker 1: if it existed.
Speaker 5: It was if it was anywhere else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I found out it's like literally right.
Speaker 3: Eight is a literal liminal space. Every time I go
Speaker 3: in there, I fully I freaked the fuck out.
Speaker 4: I went in there the other day and I hung
Speaker 4: out in there for so long and I was it
Speaker 4: was like fucked up, and I was just walking around
Speaker 4: like I was walking back and forth, like I was
Speaker 4: even contained.
Speaker 1: To one area of this that's what they do.
Speaker 4: Like, you know that one hallway, I was like walking
Speaker 4: across it and the workers started like kind of hanging
Speaker 4: around me because rightfully, so, I was wearing this dress
Speaker 4: with blue jeans under it and my ugs stuffed and
Speaker 4: the jeans were stuffed into my ugs, and then my
Speaker 4: big posh hat and sunglasses and I had like a
Speaker 4: big thing of Cafe Buselo.
Speaker 1: Hang. I'll send the picture to Kai.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I was literally like hanging out with it
Speaker 4: like on my head, and I had a jacket on
Speaker 4: top of all that, and it was like it was
Speaker 4: one of the hottest days of the week.
Speaker 1: It was like eighty seven outside, and that's how I
Speaker 1: was dressed, like walking around right.
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, literally, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just feel like they like pumped like a like
Speaker 3: a gas into the air that just makes you lose
Speaker 3: consciousness and then you just buy a bunch of shit.
Speaker 3: Because every time I'm in I buy literally everything. I
Speaker 3: like spend like three hundred dollars on candy every time
Speaker 3: I'm there. It's like ridiculous.
Speaker 4: So to be fair, you're just like a snack person, yeau.
Speaker 4: But I guess, yeah, I do the same thing. I like,
Speaker 4: I bought like socks. I literally somehow spend like thirty
Speaker 4: seven dollars and I went in there for coffee. I
Speaker 4: was like, I'm gonna go in and buy my coffee,
Speaker 4: and then I walked out with like three different drinks
Speaker 4: to try. And I even thought about buying a bottle
Speaker 4: of wine because I was like, maybe I'm at that
Speaker 4: age where I just have a bottle of wine in
Speaker 4: my house and I have a couple of wine and
Speaker 4: then I was like, yeah, I'm gonna start that journey
Speaker 4: on my ride ag like hell no, yeah, I feel.
Speaker 1: Like that in Sephora.
Speaker 4: And then there's another store that I was just in
Speaker 4: recently that I was like, dude, I have to get
Speaker 4: I have to get out of here, Like we have
Speaker 4: to like get the fuck out of here because I'm
Speaker 4: losing my mind. But we were in there, I think together.
Speaker 1: Have we gone anywhere?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Or was it with Oryan?
Speaker 4: I think I was at Spirit Halloween and I was like,
Speaker 4: I actually need to get the funk out of here.
Speaker 4: Like I was freaking out because I was like there's
Speaker 4: so much happening, there's so many people here.
Speaker 3: That's also a terrifying place went today to get some face.
Speaker 4: Paint, especially the closer gets to Halloween, the scarier gets
Speaker 4: in that bitch like you like, they should just turn
Speaker 4: it into a maze on Halloween night and turn off
Speaker 4: the lights and.
Speaker 3: Throw people, throw everything in the middle and you have
Speaker 3: to like dig through the pile to get.
Speaker 1: To that sounds fun. I saw.
Speaker 3: I'm literally overheating, Like I'm over fucking heating.
Speaker 1: You're having fucking psychosis. That was a crazy reaction.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you like did not mention being hot once
Speaker 4: and then you threw it off like that.
Speaker 3: I was trying to like get through it, but like
Speaker 3: be chill. And also the fucking paint on my lips
Speaker 3: are like making me tweak out.
Speaker 1: Like I could say that.
Speaker 4: I can't believe there are some people who wear I'm
Speaker 4: just different from other girls, and I just like, don't
Speaker 4: like kick.
Speaker 1: Makeup on my face like this anymore, like ever.
Speaker 4: But no, I actually can't believe some people like spend
Speaker 4: all of Halloween night in a face paint like this
Speaker 4: because I'm.
Speaker 3: I just want it off. I want it off now.
Speaker 4: I want to touch my face, I want to touch
Speaker 4: my eyes. I want to give myself COVID in my
Speaker 4: own home.
Speaker 1: Oh, they should make you know how they have those
Speaker 1: little those little things to make cilantro home.
Speaker 4: They should make that for COVID, And they should give
Speaker 4: you little like test kits to make your own variant.
Speaker 1: Of COVID at home.
Speaker 3: No, I think you give you this.
Speaker 1: I just know they can give you the delta and
Speaker 1: the regular one. And then why sit with your own
Speaker 1: germs and see what happened?
Speaker 3: Why, you know what I thought about it, Like when
Speaker 3: we were like coughing in those dishes, Like when I
Speaker 3: was like collecting like everybody's bacteria, like if one of
Speaker 3: us had COVID, like.
Speaker 1: Oh that would have been I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 1: You were fully doing that during home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I was like collecting everybody's bacteria during COVID.
Speaker 3: But I was like, oh, I could easily like collect
Speaker 3: someone's COVID. Actually that's not how fucking viruses work. I'm
Speaker 3: dumb a shit, never mind. I was just like, you
Speaker 3: know how like the cultures grew or whatever, But that's
Speaker 3: just bacteria being pretty. But I was gonna say, I
Speaker 3: was going to commit bio warfare and just like release it.
Speaker 3: You know, it's biol on your pillow.
Speaker 1: Azules fucking hot ass breath.
Speaker 4: I went to go like dodr thing and she was yawning,
Speaker 4: and I literally almost phone.
Speaker 1: I almost collossed the way I did when I opened
Speaker 1: that letter for the irs.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I wish we got that on video.
Speaker 1: I literally started crying.
Speaker 3: That was that was actually like traumatizing for me, Like
Speaker 3: when you know what else was traumatizing for me this
Speaker 3: morning that I didn't tell you, but like when I
Speaker 3: walked in the room and you started like you were
Speaker 3: like oz, I thought Azul was dead because you were
Speaker 3: like doing it so well. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: my heart dropped and it started racing really quick quick,
Speaker 3: and I was like, that's why I walked away. And
Speaker 3: then when you were walking back to the because I
Speaker 3: thought it was real, and you're like are you did
Speaker 3: you leave the door? I just like played it cool, but.
Speaker 5: I genuinely thought Azula died and I was like, I was.
Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, oh my god, I don't know
Speaker 3: what to do. I don't know what to do, and
Speaker 3: I started panicking.
Speaker 1: But I feel so bad. Yeah, I'm just like an actress.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 5: No, that's that was my first thought. I was like
Speaker 5: damn like she killed that role.
Speaker 3: Like Disney needs to sign her.
Speaker 1: She killed that role. The rolling question is me like
Speaker 1: yelling at my cat when I wake up.
Speaker 5: Disney sign her.
Speaker 4: You need to talk about the fact that Azol has
Speaker 4: been avoiding the I R S and she was underpaying
Speaker 4: her employees, yes, so that she could get away with
Speaker 4: doing less work, and she was being cost efficient, but
Speaker 4: at what costs.
Speaker 5: Like her own life. She's going to jail.
Speaker 1: This was going to federal prison. I'm just I just
Speaker 1: want to be real, like you know, scary.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm I'm have not had like a good meal
Speaker 4: and this I've had so much cafaine, so I am
Speaker 4: like going on an insane like yeah, I saw this
Speaker 4: TikTok that this girl was like freaking out because she
Speaker 4: didn't realize that the payment from the Creator Front Fund
Speaker 4: was categorized as like self employment and she didn't realize
Speaker 4: she had to pay.
Speaker 1: Taxes back on that. Oh, and she was freaking the
Speaker 1: funk out.
Speaker 4: She was like, I just got a letter from the
Speaker 4: I R S saying that I owe all this money
Speaker 4: and I don't fucking have it.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: I was like that, welcome to the real world, dude.
Speaker 4: That is so scary though, and I feel like that
Speaker 4: happens with almost every creator. It's like you're making that
Speaker 4: like money off of it, and you're like, oh, this
Speaker 4: is fun.
Speaker 1: I'm making money off the internet.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start reporting every creator to the IRS and
Speaker 3: taking like twenty percent of their because that they have
Speaker 3: a clause where if you report someone who's not paying
Speaker 3: their taxes, you get like you get ten percent of
Speaker 3: like what they owe. I forgot to say that my
Speaker 3: hair is gray. But do you know how I made
Speaker 3: it gray? I sprayed dry shampoo in it, a lot
Speaker 3: of dry shampoo. I'm a genius. You're a genius. We're
Speaker 3: a genius together.
Speaker 1: Like, why did you want to mention that?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just thought it was like creative,
Speaker 3: thank you, thank you. Don't ever fucking speak again.
Speaker 1: I know. He always just thinks he has to just
Speaker 1: like have a fucking word. And what we do?
Speaker 3: You know what? Kay, get over here, come on, come
Speaker 3: on here.
Speaker 1: And sit on mommy's lap. No, do your job.
Speaker 5: Save here.
Speaker 3: I'll record you and we'll just put this clip in
Speaker 3: one day.
Speaker 4: We just we when we have the budget, you can
Speaker 4: have your own little camera.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you get your own little camera.
Speaker 4: In the in the very very very right corner, very
Speaker 4: very small, and you only and you only get shown
Speaker 4: when you laughed.
Speaker 3: The video though as big as I want.
Speaker 5: How about you shut the hell up?
Speaker 3: And I'm oh, wait, we have pumpkins.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm like say that for the bait, you
Speaker 1: have to go to page.
Speaker 5: My leg is so numb. Oh my fucking car. Oh
Speaker 5: my god, it's literally nonexistent.
Speaker 3: No, no it doesn't, dude, I haven't felt this in
Speaker 3: so on.
Speaker 1: I feel like every single time. If you.
Speaker 3: Know, it's that, it's at the point where it's pins
Speaker 3: and needles and if you move it an inch, it
Speaker 3: just electrocutes me. Don't even fucking play with me right now,
Speaker 3: because I'll kick you.
Speaker 1: You won't be able to.
Speaker 3: Look at it. Okay, But yeah, that's that. Like there's
Speaker 3: another one that I like, like a thing that I
Speaker 3: realized but I didn't like bring up, but I decided,
Speaker 3: like I don't like soup.
Speaker 5: I think soup is lame as hell. I think.
Speaker 3: I just think it's not chill. Like I think like
Speaker 3: everyone's lying when they say they like soup.
Speaker 1: You haven't had like a good ass fucking soup.
Speaker 5: And I refuse to. I don't want that.
Speaker 1: I don't have made decent soup.
Speaker 5: No, you've made really good soup. But I mean like
Speaker 5: you mean you.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you would never go out of your way to
Speaker 1: like pick soup.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, if I'm at a restaurant, I'm not fucking
Speaker 3: getting a bullus soup. Like, are you out of your
Speaker 3: goddamn mind? I don't know like that.
Speaker 1: It's a child. It comes with age. One day, when
Speaker 1: you're mature, you understand. Oh yeah, yeah, I love soup.
Speaker 1: I'm a super girl. Souper girls are the best. What
Speaker 1: is that audio talk?
Speaker 5: Souper girls.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but I grew up eating soup literally
Speaker 4: every Sunday because my mom would make.
Speaker 1: There's a different name for it, but I don't know it.
Speaker 1: But it's like beef soup, petal.
Speaker 3: Coming. I say, I.
Speaker 1: Need to put on a shirt. I am a slot.
Speaker 3: I like dance and I'm hot, dance.
Speaker 1: Drink and smoke. I think that's what I said. You
Speaker 1: don't know Spanish bibs.
Speaker 5: I do say something to me and I better know it.
Speaker 1: But like.
Speaker 3: I had too much caffeine today and I'm shaking.
Speaker 4: No, but you were close I said, I had I
Speaker 4: need to ship because I've had too much coffee.
Speaker 3: I heard coca. I did hear coca in there?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, you could? You can get around.
Speaker 3: I like pick up. I pick up on some things.
Speaker 3: I picked up a thing or two being around you?
Speaker 1: What the what the literally it means our sick Spanish?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I forgot to call my mommy.
Speaker 4: No one talks about the the epidemic of growing up
Speaker 4: and like not calling your parents anymore and being bad
Speaker 4: at it.
Speaker 1: You're really good at talking to parents.
Speaker 3: On the phone. I'm like, I'll just like hit him
Speaker 3: up every Yeah, it's either that, like you don't have
Speaker 3: anything else to do.
Speaker 5: I'm boredis ship And I'm like, you know, like.
Speaker 3: I haven't talked to my mom in like three days,
Speaker 3: Like I'm gonna call her and hopefully my dad's around.
Speaker 1: I feel like I wake up every single day.
Speaker 5: I'm a good son. What can I say? Guys laughing
Speaker 5: at me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what's so funny about that car.
Speaker 3: You're just like you're like a sin for your parents.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I feel like I am too, but I don't.
Speaker 4: I just don't talk to them on the parents dude,
Speaker 4: I am such a like I'm the worst kind of sibling,
Speaker 4: Like I'm always like, but yeah, but like think about
Speaker 4: like our parents, Like I'm always a person, you know
Speaker 4: how there's a sibling that takes the.
Speaker 1: Parents' side always, that's me.
Speaker 4: I'm always like, but yeah, you're not thinking about them,
Speaker 4: And my siblings are like, you're not thinking about me,
Speaker 4: And I'm like, you.
Speaker 1: Think for yourself? How about that? I'm just a cunt
Speaker 1: like that, I'm a piece of shit. I'm a cunt.
Speaker 1: I'm a kiss ass to my parents, and I'm the
Speaker 1: fuck like.
Speaker 3: I don't care, like I.
Speaker 1: Literally know, Like, what are you gonna do? Find me?
Speaker 1: Go ahead. I miss being the age where you could
Speaker 1: like fist fight your siblings.
Speaker 4: Sometimes my siblings still say shit that annoys me and
Speaker 4: I want to pop them upside the fucking head. But
Speaker 4: I love them so much and they don't listen to this,
Speaker 4: so I can say whatever I want. They smell like shit,
Speaker 4: they're ugly, That's not true.
Speaker 3: All my siblings are very I literally love your siblings.
Speaker 3: Getting like it actually like freaks me out how much
Speaker 3: they've grown up since I've met them, Like it is terrifying.
Speaker 1: I know, like Natalie is like a teenager now.
Speaker 3: It shocks me. It so genuinely shocks me every time
Speaker 3: you show me a picture of her and I'm like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck.
Speaker 1: Same with Leo, Like, yeah, Leo's big as shit, Lalo's tall.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all of them are.
Speaker 5: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: That's what I noticed when we were in Miami, Like
Speaker 3: Leo is like growing.
Speaker 1: Up, He's gonna be a tall ass kid. Yeah, Dante's
Speaker 1: getting big too. We're talking about my like twenty five
Speaker 1: year old siblings.
Speaker 4: I'm like, they're they're getting sick, they're growing up, they're
Speaker 4: growing up, they're like growing into themselves. But yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: like the mommy sibling also, But we don't have.
Speaker 1: To get into that.
Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm the black sheep of the family. And
Speaker 3: that's something I realized when I was back in Texas.
Speaker 3: It was kind of a really sad realization. I was like,
Speaker 3: I was like, dude, I'm selfish with my siblings, Like
Speaker 3: they are so giving to me and I fucking giving
Speaker 3: shit back to them. So like I decided I'm gonna
Speaker 3: start being like a good brother to my siblings.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, I just like Mattling like offered
Speaker 3: me a place to stay, which like is not that
Speaker 3: big of a deal, like obviously like they can come
Speaker 3: over and stay whenever. But then just like that just
Speaker 3: spiraled like a thought, Like Steven was even like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you can borrow my car while I'm here, And I
Speaker 3: was like, what have I done for like y'all to
Speaker 3: like be this giving to me? But like I guess
Speaker 3: it's just like family shit.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, they're your family, they should be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, but it just show me is like I.
Speaker 5: Haven't been a giving sibling and I want to change that.
Speaker 4: It's really funny to think about, like family dynamics are
Speaker 4: so different across the board. I always forget that because
Speaker 4: something like I have very traditional and like I think
Speaker 4: what some would deem toxic ideologies of family that are
Speaker 4: like really based in Latin culture or like I think
Speaker 4: just like POC culture is very like no matter what,
Speaker 4: like your sibling could fucking shoot you in the feet today,
Speaker 4: like you better like be there for them tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Like that's kind of like her.
Speaker 4: It's like your like parents can say something really mean
Speaker 4: to you today, but like that's still your parent, like
Speaker 4: like that ideology. But I've like I've always felt like that,
Speaker 4: Like I don't give a fuck, Like girl, y'all can
Speaker 4: push me down. Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna figure my
Speaker 4: way back off, and I'm nice.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be an ass for one day, but like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll be mean to you. I'll spin in your pillow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, I'm just so nice to my siblings
Speaker 4: that I grew up like spitting on their pillows and
Speaker 4: in their drinks.
Speaker 1: I just thought about what Dante told us.
Speaker 4: And we can't say it to the but but literally
Speaker 4: make me crack up so hard.
Speaker 1: When Daltay told us at the car, I don't remember
Speaker 1: Trump mask.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was the funniest ship I have
Speaker 3: ever heard of my life. We have to have Dante
Speaker 3: on to tell that story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that shit was so fucking funny. That was
Speaker 4: like insane, and I yeah, I do want to. I
Speaker 4: don't know if people would be interested in family episodes.
Speaker 4: I don't know why the fuck this one's turning into like.
Speaker 3: A family Like, No, I genuinely want my family on
Speaker 3: here so bad, Like I want an episode with my mom,
Speaker 3: I want an episode with my dad. I want an
Speaker 3: episode with matt On and Steven. I want an episode
Speaker 3: with Maddix.
Speaker 4: Oh we should literally we should do an episode of
Speaker 4: Miami and then in Texas with your parents. The only
Speaker 4: thing is it sucks that my like mom can't speak English,
Speaker 4: but I guess that's like that's still cool.
Speaker 1: You could like figure it out and you.
Speaker 3: Could like figure out a subtitle.
Speaker 1: I should also just like sit there translating.
Speaker 4: You could like maybe figure out like specific questions for
Speaker 4: her and like translate them. Or we could have k
Speaker 4: sit there and work as a little ass off a
Speaker 4: fucking subtitles on.
Speaker 3: We'll make him learn a new language.
Speaker 1: We'll teach you something you don't know, Spanish.
Speaker 5: Why lie? Why lie?
Speaker 1: A little fucking freak.
Speaker 4: Also, my bracelet is like I don't know, if you
Speaker 4: see the scratches.
Speaker 1: Old fold it up? Yeah, because my birdsa is like
Speaker 1: real gold and just like.
Speaker 5: You're on my rob list, I'm robbing you.
Speaker 3: Later, shut up, I'm why have we not stolen from
Speaker 3: each other yet?
Speaker 4: Because I don't think we like want something from each
Speaker 4: other that bad, other than like clothing.
Speaker 3: But even though it's like we steal like each other's
Speaker 3: markers and shit, but like we get like that.
Speaker 1: Each other's like food.
Speaker 4: I still look out of your food, like Drew's food
Speaker 4: tastes so fucking good, Like you're like you could order
Speaker 4: literally anything right now, and like he knows by now
Speaker 4: I'm coming in and I'm touching.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a part of my life now, like
Speaker 3: I have to overorder just so and you can eat
Speaker 3: all of my food. But it's just part of it.
Speaker 4: It all comes out in the wash because then I
Speaker 4: buy food and like he eats it too, Like it
Speaker 4: just all works out exactly literally being fucking cut the
Speaker 4: fuck up by my goddamn bracelet. That's just one of
Speaker 4: the many perils of like having swag like I do,
Speaker 4: is sometimes like it hurts to be pretty.
Speaker 1: You're just so fucking it away. I'm gonna look at
Speaker 1: the topic.
Speaker 4: Also, I wish, I wish this could be like a
Speaker 4: proper Halloween episode where we like talk about Halloween experiences
Speaker 4: as a kid, but not only have we said all
Speaker 4: of our like kind of scary stories, and like.
Speaker 1: Oh, actually we could talk about last night.
Speaker 4: Oh we both without telling each other. I randomly brought
Speaker 4: it up and he was like, say this for the
Speaker 4: podcast because I had like a I don't believe in
Speaker 4: fucking ghosts. We all know this, Like, I don't believe
Speaker 4: in that shit, and I still don't think this shit
Speaker 4: was a fucking ghost. I think I was going through
Speaker 4: a little bit of psychosis before I went to sleep,
Speaker 4: like nothing big. But I was falling asleep last night
Speaker 4: and I like was kind of like drifting off and
Speaker 4: then I heard, like fully, like very clearly, a man
Speaker 4: says something, oh, standing in the corner in my room,
Speaker 4: and I like, I, this is so whack because I
Speaker 4: don't fucking believe in ghosts, Like I'm just fucking.
Speaker 1: Crazy, so it's not real.
Speaker 4: But I really felt like a presence and I like
Speaker 4: opened my eyes and turned to look in the corner
Speaker 4: and nothing was there. And then I didn't like move
Speaker 4: my whole body, but I just turned my head and
Speaker 4: I turned my head back, and his soul was also
Speaker 4: looking in the corner.
Speaker 3: No cats can see shit. Cat's see shit. No, I
Speaker 3: swear all cats do that. All cats see surely.
Speaker 1: Shane Dawson.
Speaker 4: Regarding his cat, like he sees like he's just always
Speaker 4: seeing things, like girl, he sees dust, Like he's like
Speaker 4: he sees.
Speaker 3: A fucking moth. Yeah, that ship scares the funk out
Speaker 3: of me, like.
Speaker 1: I just went back to sleep. I was like what.
Speaker 3: I was like, what are they gonna get me?
Speaker 1: I was like, what are you?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: The scary thing that happened to me is it was
Speaker 3: like it was less at night and more like when
Speaker 3: I was waking up in the morning and I was
Speaker 3: like deep into this like dream and I was like
Speaker 3: what the fuck? Like I remember consciously thinking like why
Speaker 3: am I dreaming this right now? And then I started
Speaker 3: like feeling this like sensation in my lower half of
Speaker 3: my body and it was a boner No, no, no,
Speaker 3: I swear to God, I pissed myself a little bit
Speaker 3: last night. I swear to God on my entire life,
Speaker 3: I pissed myself a little bit, but I caught it.
Speaker 3: I woke up and I caught it before, like I
Speaker 3: fully pissed myself, but I wet the bed last night.
Speaker 4: One time I was literally sleeping in bed with someone
Speaker 4: and I fully woke up and I was like, I
Speaker 4: was like, I'm like what And I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I like peed myself a little in my sleep, like
Speaker 4: and this was like a year ago.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, I fully pissed myself last night, not like fully,
Speaker 3: but like I had to catch it. Yeah. No, I
Speaker 3: like had to wake up, get out of bed, like
Speaker 3: take my boxers off, shower, put on some new boxers,
Speaker 3: and oh you did not shower. I swear on my
Speaker 3: entire life.
Speaker 1: I did so badly for you to be like, yeah
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't fucking shower. I just like got up,
Speaker 4: took my underwear off and went back to sleep.
Speaker 3: See, you call me a stinky bitch, But it's different
Speaker 3: because I have Like you know.
Speaker 5: What I didn't do is I didn't wash my bed sheets.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, it wasn't enough feet to go on my
Speaker 1: bed sheets. That's all I'm talking about mine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, neither was mine.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 3: I'm not sleeping in a pistoine right now.
Speaker 1: I just tinkled a little.
Speaker 5: Y'all lay in my bed like I don't squirt in it.
Speaker 4: I know y'all be laying in my bed like I
Speaker 4: don't go to town, like I don't go to funky
Speaker 4: town with my wing bud junr.
Speaker 5: Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 1: You just sleep in your past. Dude.
Speaker 4: When I go to bed, I have to pee like
Speaker 4: eight times. It's actually the worst part about like existing
Speaker 4: for me is like I have to go like tinkle
Speaker 4: because I'm just like I'm leaking, like my hole is
Speaker 4: leaking every few minutes. And then sometimes I was gonna
Speaker 4: make another sex joke. Every time we've ever recorded anything
Speaker 4: at night, like the sex jokes, the amount of sex
Speaker 4: jokes that I make just like actually goes up because
Speaker 4: I don't have any brain power left and I'm just like,
Speaker 4: I'm just horny.
Speaker 1: Literally, then the day bleeds and I'm horney.
Speaker 3: Me as a tampon again.
Speaker 1: I can just what's up with the tampon jokes. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't use a tampon if my fucking like depended on it.
Speaker 4: I don't want plastic and my kuci but I don't
Speaker 4: think they make them with the plastic things anymore. That
Speaker 4: design was crazy, Like have you seen the head of
Speaker 4: a tampon? It's literally like spiky prongs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, why is it.
Speaker 1: Like take a chunk out of me?
Speaker 3: Like when I use it, it's like a biopsy.
Speaker 5: Every little time.
Speaker 3: It's like a biopsy.
Speaker 5: It takes a little chunk and you can send it
Speaker 5: off to the lab to see if it's carcinogenic.
Speaker 4: When I did use the dbook for the first time,
Speaker 4: I was drunk and I put it in and I
Speaker 4: didn't know you were supposed to like let.
Speaker 1: The air out to take it back out, and I
Speaker 1: just like went to go grab it and yank it out.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: Inside out and I was so fucking did it feel good? Oh?
Speaker 1: It felt amazing?
Speaker 5: Does it clap? Is it purple? Is it pink? Are
Speaker 5: you team Cream?
Speaker 4: Are you on the squirt team or the Cream team?
Speaker 1: Sorry? I thought I thought I heard something. Yeah, stop laying?
Speaker 5: What was.
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 5: Stop?
Speaker 3: Stop?
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Did you lock the door? Did you
Speaker 1: forget to lock the door?
Speaker 3: I forgot to lock the door.
Speaker 1: You were supposed to?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: What literally my.
Speaker 3: Worst bucking No, no, let me let me Joe.
Speaker 1: You're like not even joining, You're like barely in frand.
Speaker 3: Like about poetic justice? Is it's just so poetic?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: If that's a fucking line from the movie.
Speaker 3: Oh you you look fucked up. Let's get into the show.
Speaker 5: Oh, Corella, welcome girl.
Speaker 3: I'm just getting started.
Speaker 4: Are you, like, do you actually want to like be
Speaker 4: here to be on the podcast or are you gonna
Speaker 4: do your little joke?
Speaker 3: What is this?
Speaker 1: Oh it's you put it up your butt?
Speaker 3: You remember how crazy I can be and how did
Speaker 3: you get here? Corolla? I need a base.
Speaker 1: Feeding him.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get him to fucking bring back my
Speaker 3: dog show off the outfit because I spent a lot
Speaker 3: of money on this bring back my dogs.
Speaker 1: It's just that.
Speaker 3: Sorry action. Know when he was in character, like I
Speaker 3: swear to god, I had the whole back punches, like
Speaker 3: when he did the born, bad, mad, brilliant thing.
Speaker 1: I know, I fully, I'm not kidding. At this point,
Speaker 1: it like it like flash bangs my brain.
Speaker 4: Don't Oh my God, give it back to her, don't.
Speaker 3: Be me, bring back my dogs. Hold on so Halloween, Okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, no no, no, no, no, stop and stop it
Speaker 1: like no we we want we brought you on. Well
Speaker 1: we didn't bring you on. You broke in.
Speaker 3: I was sitting in your bedroom and as we took
Speaker 3: a big ship like it stunk so bad, and I
Speaker 3: was like I can't move, like it can't be too loud,
Speaker 3: and I was literally in never a fucking hour while
Speaker 3: you all were talking about tampon. I hate looking at
Speaker 3: the back because I look good, look at me, So
Speaker 3: I have to sit on the floor.
Speaker 1: We don't we we don't have any setup for guests.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we haven't figured out the guest situation yet, but
Speaker 3: we're thinking we're just we're gonna make them sit on
Speaker 3: the floor for now. Damn, Daniel Humble, every one of
Speaker 3: our your own.
Speaker 1: Chair if you want to be, if you want to
Speaker 1: be up to our level.
Speaker 5: Exactly, we'll include that in the message.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we want to start having guests, and if
Speaker 3: this is like our first guest situation, maybe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we can bring Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh I never bet on a podcast.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out the groove of it.
Speaker 1: Oh god, one of the.
Speaker 3: I swear if you fucking touch my head again, Drew,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna break her.
Speaker 5: I can't stop touching Tomas, can you?
Speaker 4: Can you?
Speaker 3: How much? Can you curse on here?
Speaker 1: As much as you want?
Speaker 3: Can we do the media part already so I can
Speaker 3: get mine out? You need to do?
Speaker 1: You need some promo?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he needs some promo? Is that what it is?
Speaker 3: Who's touching my head?
Speaker 1: Greer is going on tour. If you want to get
Speaker 1: your tickets, go get your tickets.
Speaker 3: Second second link in the bio, you're on my podcast, bitch,
Speaker 3: who are you supposed to be? No costumes?
Speaker 1: Costumes I'm the devil, I'm horny.
Speaker 3: Oh that's what I am.
Speaker 1: I took that joke from my friend Jester.
Speaker 3: I am the paint man who ate a quart of paint.
Speaker 3: Does that mean without thinking you.
Speaker 4: You're really you're gonna break into our fucking house, break
Speaker 4: onto the podcast and judgments?
Speaker 1: Okay? No, just I think this will be good.
Speaker 4: Maybe, like we'll do a little test run and if
Speaker 4: the public doesn't fucking hate you, we'll bring you back
Speaker 4: on as a real guest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you have any questions from me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So where are you from? Let the people know
Speaker 1: where you're from.
Speaker 3: I actually originally moved here from It's like just on
Speaker 3: the outskirts of Denver, and I ended up moving to
Speaker 3: la in like twenty eighteen, twenty seven. No, we met
Speaker 3: in twenty eight Yeah, we met, right, We met in
Speaker 3: twenty eighteen and then my life changed. Are you okay
Speaker 3: with what? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: You were just scratching really hard?
Speaker 3: I mean my hair? It is. Maybe we should talk
Speaker 3: about when we first met Josiah and how big of
Speaker 3: a fucking ass. Maybe you should let me save that.
Speaker 4: For like a full episode, like when he's a proper guest,
Speaker 4: or should.
Speaker 3: We let like, wow, yeah, we're gonna I'm gonna kick
Speaker 3: you off if you don'top screaming.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, it's so hot.
Speaker 5: I know that's my reaction.
Speaker 4: To But we go through every single day.
Speaker 1: What do you do? What do you do? What do
Speaker 1: you do?
Speaker 3: I'm a freelance stand up musician. I have been, Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, I've been. It feels wrong though, because it
Speaker 3: feels like I'm down here and you guys are bullying me. Exactly.
Speaker 3: That's exactly the case with everything. You guys are older
Speaker 3: than me. So wow, all right, so what no, please don't?
Speaker 3: It actually itches a lot just I was corolla. Hold on,
Speaker 3: so I'm in the band to us. Okay, wait, y'all
Speaker 3: asking me these questions like you don't fucking see me
Speaker 3: every goddamn you.
Speaker 1: We're asking for the people you have.
Speaker 4: You better you better get interest from them, because if
Speaker 4: they don't want to hear from you, you're never.
Speaker 5: Gonna coming back.
Speaker 3: And you're not getting this.
Speaker 1: Is this is your shark take moment then, dun.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's talk about field trip. Okay, hold on, no.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 4: I do want to do a serious episode with you,
Speaker 4: but actually I don't know if people care about you, babes.
Speaker 3: You gotta they do they do? Why wouldn't they look
Speaker 3: at me? I actually I can't see myself because okay,
Speaker 3: so what do I do. I'm in the band and
Speaker 3: I'm actually going on tour.
Speaker 1: Damn girl, you're damn Daniel.
Speaker 3: Listen, Okay, how about I just tell some jokes?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, okay. I was watching Squid Games and
Speaker 3: hold on because I didn't know we were doing Damn
Speaker 3: Daniel the whole season with all the white sales. White
Speaker 3: Man sales have gone up eight since Squid Games came out,
Speaker 3: and it was like we were doing damn every episode.
Speaker 3: Damn man, you back out of the game on the
Speaker 3: White Man. Y'all should get h James on here, James Charles,
Speaker 3: James Charles and James Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: This is our open invite. James Charles. We know you
Speaker 1: really like us, and you miss us.
Speaker 3: Give us a call, hit us up. We'll give you
Speaker 3: a second chance. We'll be rave enough to give you
Speaker 3: a check.
Speaker 1: Who are you talking to Why are you talking to Kit?
Speaker 1: We don't talk to Wait, this is.
Speaker 3: The first time y'all get an opportunity to have two
Speaker 3: conversations at once, like I'm talking about it's.
Speaker 5: Like the worst podcast ever.
Speaker 3: Wait, we should actually do a podcast, like.
Speaker 1: And you find someone to talk to you, you don't.
Speaker 3: Come here and I'll do a podcast with your guy. No,
Speaker 3: don't comment below.
Speaker 5: I love you. I love you Kai.
Speaker 3: It's so hot in here. Oh no, no, fuck you
Speaker 3: very much. Okay, ask me something. Do you need help? No?
Speaker 1: Okay, that was weird.
Speaker 4: That was like keo long to say, Oh, I know,
Speaker 4: what's what's your favorite song?
Speaker 1: What's your favorite song? Right now? Girl?
Speaker 3: What's your.
Speaker 1: That's how James Gordon starts off.
Speaker 3: So what do you want to do for this episode?
Speaker 3: My my favorite song?
Speaker 1: I've never seen so much of your legs.
Speaker 3: I know it's actually yeah, you're actually giving come on tumblr.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, my favorite song is probably number one.
Speaker 1: By Pharrell Williams. No, you're just saying that.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not. You're a it is you're a tweaker,
Speaker 3: your little skateboard pete. Come on, you're a tweaker. You're tweaking.
Speaker 1: You're like dope sick.
Speaker 3: No, that is my brother, that's not let's talk about
Speaker 3: my family cut out? Actually, no, oh my god, should
Speaker 3: be harmonized real quick. Yeah, sure, you start.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not starting. No, you start because I'm good.
Speaker 3: You have to start, because neither of you know how
Speaker 3: to actually harmonize you.
Speaker 5: Just how the lower.
Speaker 3: This is the most put together the podcast has ever been.
Speaker 3: Because I'm here, I'm going to pull your hair really bad.
Speaker 3: You guys should comment down below to get me back
Speaker 3: next week.
Speaker 1: You should get extensions.
Speaker 3: I don't want to get extensions. And yeah, I come
Speaker 3: out here. Okay, I want to be able to interview
Speaker 3: just a but I think you should just get out now.
Speaker 3: Are we gonna do my god, are we going to
Speaker 3: do media?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll do media the weekend.
Speaker 3: You can do. We'll do a few more questions and
Speaker 3: then we'll do media the week So Corella, should we
Speaker 3: interview it?
Speaker 5: You as Corella?
Speaker 3: You guys didn't like it. You told me to take
Speaker 3: it off.
Speaker 1: We did, and you should keep it off. No, you
Speaker 1: should take it all off.
Speaker 3: No, okay, I've never been rejected like that. Okay, so
Speaker 3: Uncle Ben from Spider Man.
Speaker 4: Okay, No, what's your favorite media? Like?
Speaker 3: You're greeting me like I'm actually I don't know if
Speaker 3: you can tell, but I fully like have not been
Speaker 3: here for the last ten minutes of this episode.
Speaker 1: Do you want to sit on my lap?
Speaker 3: Nope, so you can have Okay, what time are I
Speaker 3: know you were on Red, but it doesn't seem like
Speaker 3: like you're Santa Claus. I don't think Should I read
Speaker 3: an excerpt from my Lemony Snicket book or no? Yes,
Speaker 3: that was to be amazing, but maybe I'll say it
Speaker 3: for the next episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be good.
Speaker 3: We could do it the one after that one too.
Speaker 1: But in all seriousness, if you the one, what do.
Speaker 3: You mean it's three three people in a podcast, that
Speaker 3: would be a good idea. Actually, that's like a lot
Speaker 3: of our job, like we like, we can't. I don't
Speaker 3: need a job. I have a job. I'm signed to
Speaker 3: a record label. Okay, I believe you don't have to
Speaker 3: Like do you want to be on our podcast regularly? Yeah? Nope?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: My media of the week is squid Games for TV shows.
Speaker 3: I think I've watched. I've seen it twice. Also in
Speaker 3: the new season of You, oh he's been watching Hey You?
Speaker 5: We should do a pair of shape Joe Joe Biden.
Speaker 3: Also, no one's talking about that, Joe Biden being the
Speaker 3: main character in you. No one's talking about Joe Biden
Speaker 3: calling his wife Joe Biden, my wife, Joe Biden. Girl,
Speaker 3: we're not talking about it, Okay, like he's better than Trump,
Speaker 3: but our commander in chief is like withering away every
Speaker 3: single day. That motherfucker is gonna die.
Speaker 1: We need to change the age for what.
Speaker 5: We need to change the narrative the age.
Speaker 4: We should change the ideas in the narrative exactly. No,
Speaker 4: I was saying, we need to change the age requirement.
Speaker 1: To be Oh my god, we need to change their
Speaker 1: age requirement of being a president. We should let a
Speaker 1: nineteen year old be president, just twenty year old.
Speaker 5: Just is that you announcing?
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, I do actually believe we should change the age.
Speaker 3: You have to be born on May sixth, two thousand
Speaker 3: and one. Check the famous birthdays. Please pull it up.
Speaker 3: Pull it up, Kai, pull it up. Where does your
Speaker 3: famous birthdays say you're born? For some reason? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll talk about that because everyone always asks about it.
Speaker 3: For some reason. It says that I was born in
Speaker 3: Hong Kong, China. I wasn't born there, but somebody submitted it.
Speaker 3: Because I didn't submit ship to them. They asked me
Speaker 3: for my age and my birthday, and I told them
Speaker 3: I don't know how they know everything else, but I
Speaker 3: try to change it. Wait, does everybody who's on famous
Speaker 3: birthday email them back and say my birthday is here
Speaker 3: and here?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I did it when I was like fourteen, I
Speaker 1: did it. They're so ugly. I'm gonna start calling paparazzi
Speaker 1: and myself.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna join the show, and he blocked me.
Speaker 1: I guess the problem is.
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, I want them to take pictures of
Speaker 4: me seriously, but yeah, because Hollywood wants the pictures of it,
Speaker 4: and you are walking.
Speaker 1: To we should or we should do that Airwan Parking Lot.
Speaker 3: We should start calling the five Arrozzi owner Sophoe Ridges
Speaker 3: and Burnham. You guys should make this a smoky drama show.
Speaker 3: Like talking about drama?
Speaker 1: What okay? What does the smoky have to do with that?
Speaker 3: Like it's like, so.
Speaker 1: Damn Daniel, damn, damn damn. All right, what okay? So
Speaker 1: your song?
Speaker 5: Do do real media?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: I think Squid Games and you is the real media
Speaker 4: for you? Have you actually watched Wuid Games twice?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've seen it twice, almost three times. Actually,
Speaker 3: my media of the week genuinely is something that people
Speaker 3: don't talk about enough.
Speaker 5: Is Kroella?
Speaker 3: Not even joking? No, not even joking. You saw it.
Speaker 5: It was a good movie.
Speaker 3: No, it's it's genuinely a great movie. But when you
Speaker 3: do it, it's not.
Speaker 5: It changes everything.
Speaker 1: Is the least enticing thing ever.
Speaker 4: And that's why I haven't seen it yet because my
Speaker 4: only like watch watching Corolla is fucking.
Speaker 3: You you're only boner to watch Corolla? Fucking sorry mout heit?
Speaker 1: Did I say boner?
Speaker 3: Okay, I do. We're not talking about when we were
Speaker 3: setting up and it was like, is this light? Do
Speaker 3: we look flattered?
Speaker 5: Do we look flatter?
Speaker 3: Cut it. My media of the week though, is probably Corilla.
Speaker 3: I've seen it twelve times, almost thirteen. That's not an exaggeration,
Speaker 3: by the way. He had bought me every single time
Speaker 3: he's watching it, and.
Speaker 1: He bought it on Disney Plus.
Speaker 3: Yeah before it was free to stream. I bought it
Speaker 3: thirty bucks. You guys baby worth it. I mean you
Speaker 3: have got and every penny out of that.
Speaker 5: Goddam.
Speaker 3: That's my movie one. And my song is Come Together
Speaker 3: by the Beatles. No, I don't know what song.
Speaker 1: Was it not actually number one? By Pharol Williams.
Speaker 3: No, I just said number one.
Speaker 1: That's a hit to me.
Speaker 3: Mine is come Again by M Flow. I've been listening
Speaker 3: to that one a lot.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: Okay, you can, yeah, you just I just can silence
Speaker 3: a room. Man, he can really just do it. It's
Speaker 3: so fucking hot in here. Hurry okay. My media of
Speaker 3: the week, uh is Born Slippy by Underworld. I blasted
Speaker 3: that thirty times in the car today. I listened to
Speaker 3: it over and over and over again. Claire dealoone number.
Speaker 5: Three by Claude de Bussy. No, that's his name.
Speaker 6: Claude Debussy just said pussy. No Claude. Thee U Won
Speaker 6: by Raymond Scott.
Speaker 3: No, we got to keep that one a secret.
Speaker 5: No, I'm done gatekeeping.
Speaker 3: I got called out for gate keeping last week and
Speaker 3: it hissed me the fun I'm gonna shoot the next.
Speaker 1: Person to say something mean about me. Anyways.
Speaker 3: My media of the week.
Speaker 4: My songs are starting Over by LCD in the Search
Speaker 4: for God, Breaking Action by Scarface and M F.
Speaker 1: Doom. I Want You to Love.
Speaker 4: Me by Fiona Apple and Please Please Please by Fiona Apple.
Speaker 3: Damn fuck you.
Speaker 1: My video media of the Week is scenes from a marriage.
Speaker 4: I want Oscar Isaac so fucking bad and I need
Speaker 4: to get to him in the next five years. Oh wait,
Speaker 4: he hasn't life never ruined that family homeworker in the
Speaker 4: next five years because he.
Speaker 3: Is not, Hey, homewreckera.
Speaker 1: How old is Oscar Isaac?
Speaker 3: I don't know if he's I didn't know, sirih was
Speaker 3: a guest on this show. Maybe talk to the realm.
Speaker 3: Maybe I know you know?
Speaker 1: Why would you know?
Speaker 3: Oh? I actually have been around? Have you been?
Speaker 6: How have I been?
Speaker 3: I've been actually awful. If you want to know the
Speaker 3: actual truthy be he's not He's not lying.
Speaker 1: Oscar is forty two. I fuck he's married.
Speaker 3: Don't after saying something like that, we need to relet
Speaker 3: back in people so upset?
Speaker 1: This is so upsetting.
Speaker 3: Should we tell them about what we're writing.
Speaker 1: When was pregnant with her second child?
Speaker 5: Should ruin that family?
Speaker 1: Delusional? Like, oh god, I can't.
Speaker 3: Ruin that family? Wait, Claire delusional?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it for the episode.
Speaker 3: Okay, but genuinely, if you want Josiah back, not as
Speaker 3: a monster and as a freaking he has to promise
Speaker 3: that he's not gonna be a freak tweak, show me
Speaker 3: the money.
Speaker 1: We didn't plan any of this.
Speaker 5: No, we have, We'll have one.
Speaker 3: We have, we'll have good questions, we'll have stories to
Speaker 3: talk about. But we just kind of wanted you to.
Speaker 1: I want you to get a feeler bibs, but I
Speaker 1: don't know if.
Speaker 3: I want you back after the way you behave today.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna ask me how my experience was, because
Speaker 3: I'll tell you how was your experience? It was fucking awful.
Speaker 3: It's hot as ship in here. There's candles lit for
Speaker 3: some goddamn reason.
Speaker 1: We're setting the mood coat.
Speaker 3: I had to wear a wig. Kai's here just fucking
Speaker 3: watching me. Yeah, I know his job is to watch
Speaker 3: get somebody else with somebody with less threatening.
Speaker 5: Eyes, really puppy eyes.
Speaker 3: No shut I see I see through you. I see
Speaker 3: through you.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it.
Speaker 4: This is the most Kai spoken in an episode too,
Speaker 4: and we'll make sure that doesn't happen next.
Speaker 3: Cut it out, cut it out, cut it out, cut
Speaker 3: it out right, cut it out, cut it out out.
Speaker 1: Bye.
Speaker 4: Thank you for watching this episode. Have a safe and
Speaker 4: happy Halloween. Make sure that if someone gives you something
Speaker 4: that isn't candy you don't take it.
Speaker 5: And if they give you pills, if they give you pills,
Speaker 5: take them.
Speaker 4: Not right now?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: It's actually really offensive?
Speaker 3: See you guys on next week. No emergency alert emergency
Speaker 3: and oh my god, get up and show them you're outfit.
Speaker 1: You already did.
Speaker 5: I just want them to get another look, show the song.
Speaker 1: You're kicking your mind.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 3: Money okay, but the devilwar is not okay, guys,