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Speaker 2: That's why they cared, welcome back to this episode. Vere,

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Speaker 2: this is the Halloween episode? Did I like, actually cannot, Yo?

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Speaker 3: Can you guess who I am?

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Speaker 1: Papa?

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Speaker 3: I've got all the props and everything.

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Speaker 1: I know you kind of killed it last minute.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this was literally contructed today. I'm the grandpa who

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Speaker 4: And I'm the fucking douvile yee haul like for the

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Speaker 5: But no, it gives.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it literally looks good, like this is your best

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was shocked how easy it was to do

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can either put fake paint on your lips

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Speaker 1: You know, I want that to stain so bad.

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Speaker 3: I was washing my hands to get it off my

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Speaker 4: A pushcups to shove if anything there, it'd be like

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Speaker 3: Like, I'll just put some I got some red lips.

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Speaker 1: You also don't leave till Monday, so you're good.

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Speaker 5: I got some red lips.

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Speaker 4: It's like when we were playing with Oh that's a

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Speaker 1: When we were playing with fake leftover blood.

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Speaker 3: I drank like a quart of it and my mouth

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Speaker 1: Not at all. But that's okay. Sometimes sometimes comedy kills

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Speaker 3: It's like it's like it tingles.

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Speaker 3: I did drag for ten years. I do that trick.

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Speaker 4: To announce that we officially have started a patreo Patreon.

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Speaker 5: Please help us fund this.

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Speaker 1: Please fund our podcast.

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Speaker 4: It's on your teeth. It's like scaring me your teeth.

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Speaker 3: Potentially no, no, no, no, no, you'll you're literally gonna freak

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Speaker 3: No, does anybody else.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I'd really take some time to try

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Speaker 5: That's a syo.

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Speaker 3: That glitters, doesn't exist, technical difficulties.

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Speaker 5: It's a lie.

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Speaker 1: It does it does exist, and it gives me power.

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Speaker 4: I was gonna say something so fucking like foul I

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Speaker 5: It's a Halloween episode.

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Speaker 4: No, it's it's it's like sexual, like if there is

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Speaker 1: It's some shit you would say during sex when you're

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Speaker 4: And I almost just said it, but I was like,

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Speaker 1: No, that's Patreon content.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, subscribe to Patreon if you want to see in

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Speaker 3: Talk about my pearl, polish your pearl.

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Speaker 5: Still that that's not my joke.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, every time I look at you for too long,

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Speaker 3: I support that, like legitimately, I know it's not my

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Speaker 4: Free bleeding is like you have no pad, no tampon,

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Speaker 1: Like you're just letting it go. You're just letting it.

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Speaker 5: We should free the period and free the nipple.

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Speaker 3: I want to soak up the I'm good? What song

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Speaker 1: What is that? I suck up the sun?

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Speaker 3: This this the spot where the sun doesn't shine my butthole.

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Speaker 1: Like, there are those people.

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Speaker 3: And like just like spread it open and put it

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Speaker 1: Again, not something I need to like verbally like explain,

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Speaker 4: But the reason we were going to talk about holes

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Speaker 4: I don't even know if there's a story there. We

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Speaker 5: We weren't laughing.

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Speaker 1: What, Yeah, what's new, Like let's see, let's see the

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Speaker 1: new technology. Some of that ship is fucking crazy. It's

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Speaker 1: it's literally investment pieces. Like a good wing bat is

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Speaker 1: like two hundred dollars, which.

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Speaker 3: Is crazy, but it last year lifetime.

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Speaker 1: But it's it's two hundred dollars. But that's a small

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Speaker 3: Happiness, exactly.

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Speaker 4: That's a small price to pay for high standards for

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Speaker 1: But yeah, we used to just like hang out.

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Speaker 5: I think I'm comparable to a vibrator.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I get the job.

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Speaker 4: You like ten minutes saying that the clip is a

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Speaker 1: But yeah, we used to just hang out there. And

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Speaker 4: It was like how we would hang out in like

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Speaker 3: Growing up, I frequented Walgreens, But now I'm a CVS girl.

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Speaker 4: I actually think of the three, I think Walgreens would

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Speaker 3: See, I feel like Walgreens is like more like old

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Speaker 4: That's that's why I associated with like sophistication, because I'm like, y'all.

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Speaker 3: I was at that night where you just walked there

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Speaker 1: But yeah, that was the first time I went there.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, damn, this place would be cool

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Speaker 5: It was if it was anywhere else.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I found out it's like literally right.

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Speaker 4: I went in there the other day and I hung

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Speaker 1: To one area of this that's what they do.

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Speaker 4: Like, you know that one hallway, I was like walking

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Speaker 1: Hang. I'll send the picture to Kai.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because I was literally like hanging out with it

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Speaker 5: Hell yeah, literally, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Because every time I'm in I buy literally everything. I

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Speaker 1: Like that in Sephora.

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Speaker 4: And then there's another store that I was just in

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Speaker 1: Have we gone anywhere?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 4: I think I was at Spirit Halloween and I was like,

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Speaker 4: Like I was freaking out because I was like there's

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Speaker 3: That's also a terrifying place went today to get some face.

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Speaker 4: Paint, especially the closer gets to Halloween, the scarier gets

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Speaker 4: it into a maze on Halloween night and turn off

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Speaker 4: the lights and.

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Speaker 3: Throw people, throw everything in the middle and you have

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Speaker 1: To that sounds fun. I saw.

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Speaker 3: I'm literally overheating, Like I'm over fucking heating.

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Speaker 1: You're having fucking psychosis. That was a crazy reaction.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, you like did not mention being hot once

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Speaker 3: I was trying to like get through it, but like

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Speaker 1: Like I could say that.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe there are some people who wear I'm

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Speaker 1: Makeup on my face like this anymore, like ever.

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Speaker 4: But no, I actually can't believe some people like spend

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Speaker 3: I just want it off. I want it off now.

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Speaker 4: I want to touch my face, I want to touch

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Speaker 4: my eyes. I want to give myself COVID in my

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Speaker 1: Oh, they should make you know how they have those

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Speaker 1: little those little things to make cilantro home.

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Speaker 4: They should make that for COVID, And they should give

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Speaker 4: you little like test kits to make your own variant.

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Speaker 1: Of COVID at home.

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Speaker 3: No, I think you give you this.

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Speaker 1: I just know they can give you the delta and

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Speaker 1: the regular one. And then why sit with your own

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Speaker 3: Why, you know what I thought about it, Like when

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Speaker 3: we were like coughing in those dishes, Like when I

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Speaker 1: Oh that would have been I didn't even think about that.

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Speaker 1: You were fully doing that during home.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I was like collecting everybody's bacteria during COVID.

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Speaker 3: But I was like, oh, I could easily like collect

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Speaker 3: someone's COVID. Actually that's not how fucking viruses work. I'm

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00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:49,480
Speaker 3: dumb a shit, never mind. I was just like, you

451
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,600
Speaker 3: know how like the cultures grew or whatever, But that's

452
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,240
Speaker 3: just bacteria being pretty. But I was gonna say, I

453
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,880
Speaker 3: was going to commit bio warfare and just like release it.

454
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,280
Speaker 3: You know, it's biol on your pillow.

455
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,120
Speaker 1: Azules fucking hot ass breath.

456
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,080
Speaker 4: I went to go like dodr thing and she was yawning,

457
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,400
Speaker 4: and I literally almost phone.

458
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,399
Speaker 1: I almost collossed the way I did when I opened

459
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,320
Speaker 1: that letter for the irs.

460
00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:12,119
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I wish we got that on video.

461
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,560
Speaker 1: I literally started crying.

462
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,480
Speaker 3: That was that was actually like traumatizing for me, Like

463
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,840
Speaker 3: when you know what else was traumatizing for me this

464
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,320
Speaker 3: morning that I didn't tell you, but like when I

465
00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:24,040
Speaker 3: walked in the room and you started like you were

466
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:28,840
Speaker 3: like oz, I thought Azul was dead because you were

467
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,440
Speaker 3: like doing it so well. I was like, oh my god,

468
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,040
Speaker 3: my heart dropped and it started racing really quick quick,

469
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,840
Speaker 3: and I was like, that's why I walked away. And

470
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,439
Speaker 3: then when you were walking back to the because I

471
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,520
Speaker 3: thought it was real, and you're like are you did

472
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,600
Speaker 3: you leave the door? I just like played it cool, but.

473
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,760
Speaker 5: I genuinely thought Azula died and I was like, I was.

474
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,320
Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, oh my god, I don't know

475
00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:47,560
Speaker 3: what to do. I don't know what to do, and

476
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,560
Speaker 3: I started panicking.

477
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,600
Speaker 1: But I feel so bad. Yeah, I'm just like an actress.

478
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:51,760
Speaker 3: I know.

479
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,639
Speaker 5: No, that's that was my first thought. I was like

480
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,600
Speaker 5: damn like she killed that role.

481
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:59,160
Speaker 3: Like Disney needs to sign her.

482
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,639
Speaker 1: She killed that role. The rolling question is me like

483
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,280
Speaker 1: yelling at my cat when I wake up.

484
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,520
Speaker 5: Disney sign her.

485
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,520
Speaker 4: You need to talk about the fact that Azol has

486
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 4: been avoiding the I R S and she was underpaying

487
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 4: her employees, yes, so that she could get away with

488
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,879
Speaker 4: doing less work, and she was being cost efficient, but

489
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,639
Speaker 4: at what costs.

490
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,960
Speaker 5: Like her own life. She's going to jail.

491
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 1: This was going to federal prison. I'm just I just

492
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,080
Speaker 1: want to be real, like you know, scary.

493
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,560
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm I'm have not had like a good meal

494
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,320
Speaker 4: and this I've had so much cafaine, so I am

495
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:37,359
Speaker 4: like going on an insane like yeah, I saw this

496
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,879
Speaker 4: TikTok that this girl was like freaking out because she

497
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 4: didn't realize that the payment from the Creator Front Fund

498
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:49,160
Speaker 4: was categorized as like self employment and she didn't realize

499
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:49,920
Speaker 4: she had to pay.

500
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,840
Speaker 1: Taxes back on that. Oh, and she was freaking the

501
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:52,240
Speaker 1: funk out.

502
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:53,800
Speaker 4: She was like, I just got a letter from the

503
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,920
Speaker 4: I R S saying that I owe all this money

504
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,000
Speaker 4: and I don't fucking have it.

505
00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:57,280
Speaker 2: Oh.

506
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 3: I was like that, welcome to the real world, dude.

507
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,879
Speaker 4: That is so scary though, and I feel like that

508
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,359
Speaker 4: happens with almost every creator. It's like you're making that

509
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,280
Speaker 4: like money off of it, and you're like, oh, this

510
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 4: is fun.

511
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,959
Speaker 1: I'm making money off the internet.

512
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,760
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start reporting every creator to the IRS and

513
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,399
Speaker 3: taking like twenty percent of their because that they have

514
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 3: a clause where if you report someone who's not paying

515
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 3: their taxes, you get like you get ten percent of

516
00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:27,480
Speaker 3: like what they owe. I forgot to say that my

517
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,120
Speaker 3: hair is gray. But do you know how I made

518
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 3: it gray? I sprayed dry shampoo in it, a lot

519
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 3: of dry shampoo. I'm a genius. You're a genius. We're

520
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 3: a genius together.

521
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,159
Speaker 1: Like, why did you want to mention that?

522
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just thought it was like creative,

523
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 3: thank you, thank you. Don't ever fucking speak again.

524
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,719
Speaker 1: I know. He always just thinks he has to just

525
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,640
Speaker 1: like have a fucking word. And what we do?

526
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 3: You know what? Kay, get over here, come on, come

527
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:58,400
Speaker 3: on here.

528
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 1: And sit on mommy's lap. No, do your job.

529
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,960
Speaker 5: Save here.

530
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 3: I'll record you and we'll just put this clip in

531
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 3: one day.

532
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,640
Speaker 4: We just we when we have the budget, you can

533
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 4: have your own little camera.

534
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you get your own little camera.

535
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,880
Speaker 4: In the in the very very very right corner, very

536
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 4: very small, and you only and you only get shown

537
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 4: when you laughed.

538
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 3: The video though as big as I want.

539
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 5: How about you shut the hell up?

540
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 3: And I'm oh, wait, we have pumpkins.

541
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:38,199
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm like say that for the bait, you

542
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 1: have to go to page.

543
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 5: My leg is so numb. Oh my fucking car. Oh

544
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 5: my god, it's literally nonexistent.

545
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:55,919
Speaker 3: No, no it doesn't, dude, I haven't felt this in

546
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 3: so on.

547
00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: I feel like every single time. If you.

548
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 3: Know, it's that, it's at the point where it's pins

549
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 3: and needles and if you move it an inch, it

550
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 3: just electrocutes me. Don't even fucking play with me right now,

551
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 3: because I'll kick you.

552
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 1: You won't be able to.

553
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 3: Look at it. Okay, But yeah, that's that. Like there's

554
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 3: another one that I like, like a thing that I

555
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:25,639
Speaker 3: realized but I didn't like bring up, but I decided,

556
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 3: like I don't like soup.

557
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,360
Speaker 5: I think soup is lame as hell. I think.

558
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,399
Speaker 3: I just think it's not chill. Like I think like

559
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 3: everyone's lying when they say they like soup.

560
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,160
Speaker 1: You haven't had like a good ass fucking soup.

561
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 5: And I refuse to. I don't want that.

562
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 1: I don't have made decent soup.

563
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 5: No, you've made really good soup. But I mean like

564
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 5: you mean you.

565
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,919
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you would never go out of your way to

566
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: like pick soup.

567
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, if I'm at a restaurant, I'm not fucking

568
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 3: getting a bullus soup. Like, are you out of your

569
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 3: goddamn mind? I don't know like that.

570
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 1: It's a child. It comes with age. One day, when

571
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 1: you're mature, you understand. Oh yeah, yeah, I love soup.

572
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 1: I'm a super girl. Souper girls are the best. What

573
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 1: is that audio talk?

574
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,120
Speaker 5: Souper girls.

575
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 4: I don't know, but I grew up eating soup literally

576
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 4: every Sunday because my mom would make.

577
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 1: There's a different name for it, but I don't know it.

578
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: But it's like beef soup, petal.

579
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 3: Coming. I say, I.

580
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 1: Need to put on a shirt. I am a slot.

581
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 3: I like dance and I'm hot, dance.

582
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,919
Speaker 1: Drink and smoke. I think that's what I said. You

583
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: don't know Spanish bibs.

584
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,159
Speaker 5: I do say something to me and I better know it.

585
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: But like.

586
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 3: I had too much caffeine today and I'm shaking.

587
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 4: No, but you were close I said, I had I

588
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,719
Speaker 4: need to ship because I've had too much coffee.

589
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 3: I heard coca. I did hear coca in there?

590
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, you could? You can get around.

591
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 3: I like pick up. I pick up on some things.

592
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 3: I picked up a thing or two being around you?

593
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 1: What the what the literally it means our sick Spanish?

594
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I forgot to call my mommy.

595
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 4: No one talks about the the epidemic of growing up

596
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 4: and like not calling your parents anymore and being bad

597
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:34,199
Speaker 4: at it.

598
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 1: You're really good at talking to parents.

599
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 3: On the phone. I'm like, I'll just like hit him

600
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 3: up every Yeah, it's either that, like you don't have

601
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 3: anything else to do.

602
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,880
Speaker 5: I'm boredis ship And I'm like, you know, like.

603
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 3: I haven't talked to my mom in like three days,

604
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 3: Like I'm gonna call her and hopefully my dad's around.

605
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 1: I feel like I wake up every single day.

606
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 5: I'm a good son. What can I say? Guys laughing

607
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 5: at me.

608
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what's so funny about that car.

609
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 3: You're just like you're like a sin for your parents.

610
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

611
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 1: I feel like I am too, but I don't.

612
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 4: I just don't talk to them on the parents dude,

613
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 4: I am such a like I'm the worst kind of sibling,

614
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 4: Like I'm always like, but yeah, but like think about

615
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 4: like our parents, Like I'm always a person, you know

616
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 4: how there's a sibling that takes the.

617
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: Parents' side always, that's me.

618
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 4: I'm always like, but yeah, you're not thinking about them,

619
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 4: And my siblings are like, you're not thinking about me,

620
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 4: And I'm like, you.

621
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: Think for yourself? How about that? I'm just a cunt

622
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: like that, I'm a piece of shit. I'm a cunt.

623
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: I'm a kiss ass to my parents, and I'm the

624
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 1: fuck like.

625
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 3: I don't care, like I.

626
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 1: Literally know, Like, what are you gonna do? Find me?

627
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 1: Go ahead. I miss being the age where you could

628
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 1: like fist fight your siblings.

629
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 4: Sometimes my siblings still say shit that annoys me and

630
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 4: I want to pop them upside the fucking head. But

631
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 4: I love them so much and they don't listen to this,

632
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 4: so I can say whatever I want. They smell like shit,

633
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 4: they're ugly, That's not true.

634
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 3: All my siblings are very I literally love your siblings.

635
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 3: Getting like it actually like freaks me out how much

636
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 3: they've grown up since I've met them, Like it is terrifying.

637
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: I know, like Natalie is like a teenager now.

638
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 3: It shocks me. It so genuinely shocks me every time

639
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 3: you show me a picture of her and I'm like,

640
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 3: what the fuck.

641
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: Same with Leo, Like, yeah, Leo's big as shit, Lalo's tall.

642
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, all of them are.

643
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 5: That's the thing.

644
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 3: That's what I noticed when we were in Miami, Like

645
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 3: Leo is like growing.

646
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: Up, He's gonna be a tall ass kid. Yeah, Dante's

647
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: getting big too. We're talking about my like twenty five

648
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 1: year old siblings.

649
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 4: I'm like, they're they're getting sick, they're growing up, they're

650
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 4: growing up, they're like growing into themselves. But yeah, I'm

651
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 4: like the mommy sibling also, But we don't have.

652
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: To get into that.

653
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm the black sheep of the family. And

654
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,479
Speaker 3: that's something I realized when I was back in Texas.

655
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 3: It was kind of a really sad realization. I was like,

656
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 3: I was like, dude, I'm selfish with my siblings, Like

657
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 3: they are so giving to me and I fucking giving

658
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 3: shit back to them. So like I decided I'm gonna

659
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 3: start being like a good brother to my siblings.

660
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice.

661
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, I just like Mattling like offered

662
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 3: me a place to stay, which like is not that

663
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 3: big of a deal, like obviously like they can come

664
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 3: over and stay whenever. But then just like that just

665
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 3: spiraled like a thought, Like Steven was even like, yeah,

666
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 3: you can borrow my car while I'm here, And I

667
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 3: was like, what have I done for like y'all to

668
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 3: like be this giving to me? But like I guess

669
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 3: it's just like family shit.

670
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 1: But I'm like, they're your family, they should be.

671
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, but it just show me is like I.

672
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 5: Haven't been a giving sibling and I want to change that.

673
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 4: It's really funny to think about, like family dynamics are

674
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 4: so different across the board. I always forget that because

675
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 4: something like I have very traditional and like I think

676
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 4: what some would deem toxic ideologies of family that are

677
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 4: like really based in Latin culture or like I think

678
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 4: just like POC culture is very like no matter what,

679
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 4: like your sibling could fucking shoot you in the feet today,

680
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 4: like you better like be there for them tomorrow.

681
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: Like that's kind of like her.

682
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 4: It's like your like parents can say something really mean

683
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 4: to you today, but like that's still your parent, like

684
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 4: like that ideology. But I've like I've always felt like that,

685
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 4: Like I don't give a fuck, Like girl, y'all can

686
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 4: push me down. Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna figure my

687
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 4: way back off, and I'm nice.

688
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be an ass for one day, but like, yeah,

689
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 3: I'll be mean to you. I'll spin in your pillow.

690
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, I'm just so nice to my siblings

691
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 4: that I grew up like spitting on their pillows and

692
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 4: in their drinks.

693
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 1: I just thought about what Dante told us.

694
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 4: And we can't say it to the but but literally

695
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 4: make me crack up so hard.

696
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: When Daltay told us at the car, I don't remember

697
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 1: Trump mask.

698
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was the funniest ship I have

699
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 3: ever heard of my life. We have to have Dante

700
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 3: on to tell that story.

701
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that shit was so fucking funny. That was

702
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 4: like insane, and I yeah, I do want to. I

703
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 4: don't know if people would be interested in family episodes.

704
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 4: I don't know why the fuck this one's turning into like.

705
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 3: A family Like, No, I genuinely want my family on

706
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 3: here so bad, Like I want an episode with my mom,

707
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 3: I want an episode with my dad. I want an

708
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 3: episode with matt On and Steven. I want an episode

709
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 3: with Maddix.

710
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 4: Oh we should literally we should do an episode of

711
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 4: Miami and then in Texas with your parents. The only

712
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 4: thing is it sucks that my like mom can't speak English,

713
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 4: but I guess that's like that's still cool.

714
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: You could like figure it out and you.

715
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 3: Could like figure out a subtitle.

716
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: I should also just like sit there translating.

717
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 4: You could like maybe figure out like specific questions for

718
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 4: her and like translate them. Or we could have k

719
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 4: sit there and work as a little ass off a

720
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 4: fucking subtitles on.

721
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 3: We'll make him learn a new language.

722
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: We'll teach you something you don't know, Spanish.

723
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 5: Why lie? Why lie?

724
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: A little fucking freak.

725
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 4: Also, my bracelet is like I don't know, if you

726
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 4: see the scratches.

727
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 1: Old fold it up? Yeah, because my birdsa is like

728
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: real gold and just like.

729
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 5: You're on my rob list, I'm robbing you.

730
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 3: Later, shut up, I'm why have we not stolen from

731
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 3: each other yet?

732
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 4: Because I don't think we like want something from each

733
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 4: other that bad, other than like clothing.

734
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 3: But even though it's like we steal like each other's

735
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 3: markers and shit, but like we get like that.

736
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: Each other's like food.

737
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 4: I still look out of your food, like Drew's food

738
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 4: tastes so fucking good, Like you're like you could order

739
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 4: literally anything right now, and like he knows by now

740
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 4: I'm coming in and I'm touching.

741
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a part of my life now, like

742
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 3: I have to overorder just so and you can eat

743
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 3: all of my food. But it's just part of it.

744
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 4: It all comes out in the wash because then I

745
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 4: buy food and like he eats it too, Like it

746
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 4: just all works out exactly literally being fucking cut the

747
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 4: fuck up by my goddamn bracelet. That's just one of

748
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 4: the many perils of like having swag like I do,

749
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 4: is sometimes like it hurts to be pretty.

750
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: You're just so fucking it away. I'm gonna look at

751
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: the topic.

752
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 4: Also, I wish, I wish this could be like a

753
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 4: proper Halloween episode where we like talk about Halloween experiences

754
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 4: as a kid, but not only have we said all

755
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 4: of our like kind of scary stories, and like.

756
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: Oh, actually we could talk about last night.

757
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 4: Oh we both without telling each other. I randomly brought

758
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 4: it up and he was like, say this for the

759
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 4: podcast because I had like a I don't believe in

760
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 4: fucking ghosts. We all know this, Like, I don't believe

761
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 4: in that shit, and I still don't think this shit

762
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 4: was a fucking ghost. I think I was going through

763
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 4: a little bit of psychosis before I went to sleep,

764
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 4: like nothing big. But I was falling asleep last night

765
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 4: and I like was kind of like drifting off and

766
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 4: then I heard, like fully, like very clearly, a man

767
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 4: says something, oh, standing in the corner in my room,

768
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 4: and I like, I, this is so whack because I

769
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 4: don't fucking believe in ghosts, Like I'm just fucking.

770
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: Crazy, so it's not real.

771
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 4: But I really felt like a presence and I like

772
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 4: opened my eyes and turned to look in the corner

773
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 4: and nothing was there. And then I didn't like move

774
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 4: my whole body, but I just turned my head and

775
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 4: I turned my head back, and his soul was also

776
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 4: looking in the corner.

777
00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 3: No cats can see shit. Cat's see shit. No, I

778
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 3: swear all cats do that. All cats see surely.

779
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 1: Shane Dawson.

780
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 4: Regarding his cat, like he sees like he's just always

781
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 4: seeing things, like girl, he sees dust, Like he's like

782
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 4: he sees.

783
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 3: A fucking moth. Yeah, that ship scares the funk out

784
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:21,839
Speaker 3: of me, like.

785
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 1: I just went back to sleep. I was like what.

786
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 3: I was like, what are they gonna get me?

787
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: I was like, what are you?

788
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 2: Well?

789
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 3: The scary thing that happened to me is it was

790
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 3: like it was less at night and more like when

791
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 3: I was waking up in the morning and I was

792
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 3: like deep into this like dream and I was like

793
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,479
Speaker 3: what the fuck? Like I remember consciously thinking like why

794
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 3: am I dreaming this right now? And then I started

795
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 3: like feeling this like sensation in my lower half of

796
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,280
Speaker 3: my body and it was a boner No, no, no,

797
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 3: I swear to God, I pissed myself a little bit

798
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 3: last night. I swear to God on my entire life,

799
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 3: I pissed myself a little bit, but I caught it.

800
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 3: I woke up and I caught it before, like I

801
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,919
Speaker 3: fully pissed myself, but I wet the bed last night.

802
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 4: One time I was literally sleeping in bed with someone

803
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 4: and I fully woke up and I was like, I

804
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 4: was like, I'm like what And I was like, oh,

805
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 4: I like peed myself a little in my sleep, like

806
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 4: and this was like a year ago.

807
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:20,240
Speaker 3: No, yeah, I fully pissed myself last night, not like fully,

808
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 3: but like I had to catch it. Yeah. No, I

809
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 3: like had to wake up, get out of bed, like

810
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 3: take my boxers off, shower, put on some new boxers,

811
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 3: and oh you did not shower. I swear on my

812
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 3: entire life.

813
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: I did so badly for you to be like, yeah

814
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: I didn't.

815
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 4: No, I didn't fucking shower. I just like got up,

816
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,240
Speaker 4: took my underwear off and went back to sleep.

817
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 3: See, you call me a stinky bitch, But it's different

818
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 3: because I have Like you know.

819
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 5: What I didn't do is I didn't wash my bed sheets.

820
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: Okay, No, it wasn't enough feet to go on my

821
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: bed sheets. That's all I'm talking about mine.

822
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, neither was mine.

823
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 4: I was.

824
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 3: I'm not sleeping in a pistoine right now.

825
00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 1: I just tinkled a little.

826
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 5: Y'all lay in my bed like I don't squirt in it.

827
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 4: I know y'all be laying in my bed like I

828
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 4: don't go to town, like I don't go to funky

829
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,760
Speaker 4: town with my wing bud junr.

830
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, go for it.

831
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: You just sleep in your past. Dude.

832
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 4: When I go to bed, I have to pee like

833
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 4: eight times. It's actually the worst part about like existing

834
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 4: for me is like I have to go like tinkle

835
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 4: because I'm just like I'm leaking, like my hole is

836
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 4: leaking every few minutes. And then sometimes I was gonna

837
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 4: make another sex joke. Every time we've ever recorded anything

838
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 4: at night, like the sex jokes, the amount of sex

839
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 4: jokes that I make just like actually goes up because

840
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 4: I don't have any brain power left and I'm just like,

841
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 4: I'm just horny.

842
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 1: Literally, then the day bleeds and I'm horney.

843
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 3: Me as a tampon again.

844
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 1: I can just what's up with the tampon jokes. I

845
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 1: wouldn't use a tampon if my fucking like depended on it.

846
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 4: I don't want plastic and my kuci but I don't

847
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 4: think they make them with the plastic things anymore. That

848
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 4: design was crazy, Like have you seen the head of

849
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 4: a tampon? It's literally like spiky prongs.

850
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, why is it.

851
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 1: Like take a chunk out of me?

852
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 3: Like when I use it, it's like a biopsy.

853
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 5: Every little time.

854
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 3: It's like a biopsy.

855
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 5: It takes a little chunk and you can send it

856
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 5: off to the lab to see if it's carcinogenic.

857
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:20,839
Speaker 4: When I did use the dbook for the first time,

858
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 4: I was drunk and I put it in and I

859
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 4: didn't know you were supposed to like let.

860
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 1: The air out to take it back out, and I

861
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 1: just like went to go grab it and yank it out.

862
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 2: It was.

863
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: Inside out and I was so fucking did it feel good? Oh?

864
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: It felt amazing?

865
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 5: Does it clap? Is it purple? Is it pink? Are

866
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 5: you team Cream?

867
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 4: Are you on the squirt team or the Cream team?

868
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: Sorry? I thought I thought I heard something. Yeah, stop laying?

869
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 5: What was.

870
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 3: What?

871
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 5: Stop?

872
00:37:58,640 --> 00:37:58,879
Speaker 3: Stop?

873
00:37:59,000 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 5: What is that?

874
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Did you lock the door? Did you

875
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,439
Speaker 1: forget to lock the door?

876
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 3: I forgot to lock the door.

877
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: You were supposed to?

878
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

879
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: What literally my.

880
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 3: Worst bucking No, no, let me let me Joe.

881
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 1: You're like not even joining, You're like barely in frand.

882
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 3: Like about poetic justice? Is it's just so poetic?

883
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 2: No?

884
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 4: If that's a fucking line from the movie.

885
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 3: Oh you you look fucked up. Let's get into the show.

886
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 5: Oh, Corella, welcome girl.

887
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 3: I'm just getting started.

888
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 4: Are you, like, do you actually want to like be

889
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 4: here to be on the podcast or are you gonna

890
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 4: do your little joke?

891
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 3: What is this?

892
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: Oh it's you put it up your butt?

893
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 3: You remember how crazy I can be and how did

894
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 3: you get here? Corolla? I need a base.

895
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 1: Feeding him.

896
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get him to fucking bring back my

897
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 3: dog show off the outfit because I spent a lot

898
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 3: of money on this bring back my dogs.

899
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 1: It's just that.

900
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 3: Sorry action. Know when he was in character, like I

901
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 3: swear to god, I had the whole back punches, like

902
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 3: when he did the born, bad, mad, brilliant thing.

903
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: I know, I fully, I'm not kidding. At this point,

904
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: it like it like flash bangs my brain.

905
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 4: Don't Oh my God, give it back to her, don't.

906
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 3: Be me, bring back my dogs. Hold on so Halloween, Okay.

907
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, no no, no, no, no, stop and stop it

908
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: like no we we want we brought you on. Well

909
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: we didn't bring you on. You broke in.

910
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 3: I was sitting in your bedroom and as we took

911
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 3: a big ship like it stunk so bad, and I

912
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 3: was like I can't move, like it can't be too loud,

913
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 3: and I was literally in never a fucking hour while

914
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 3: you all were talking about tampon. I hate looking at

915
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 3: the back because I look good, look at me, So

916
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 3: I have to sit on the floor.

917
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: We don't we we don't have any setup for guests.

918
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, we haven't figured out the guest situation yet, but

919
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 3: we're thinking we're just we're gonna make them sit on

920
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 3: the floor for now. Damn, Daniel Humble, every one of

921
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 3: our your own.

922
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 1: Chair if you want to be, if you want to

923
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: be up to our level.

924
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 5: Exactly, we'll include that in the message.

925
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 3: But yeah, we want to start having guests, and if

926
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 3: this is like our first guest situation, maybe.

927
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we can bring Yeah.

928
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh I never bet on a podcast.

929
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out the groove of it.

930
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: Oh god, one of the.

931
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 3: I swear if you fucking touch my head again, Drew,

932
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 3: I'm gonna break her.

933
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 5: I can't stop touching Tomas, can you?

934
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 4: Can you?

935
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 3: How much? Can you curse on here?

936
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 1: As much as you want?

937
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 3: Can we do the media part already so I can

938
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 3: get mine out? You need to do?

939
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: You need some promo?

940
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, he needs some promo? Is that what it is?

941
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:36,879
Speaker 3: Who's touching my head?

942
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: Greer is going on tour. If you want to get

943
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: your tickets, go get your tickets.

944
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:43,959
Speaker 3: Second second link in the bio, you're on my podcast, bitch,

945
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 3: who are you supposed to be? No costumes?

946
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: Costumes I'm the devil, I'm horny.

947
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 3: Oh that's what I am.

948
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: I took that joke from my friend Jester.

949
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 3: I am the paint man who ate a quart of paint.

950
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 3: Does that mean without thinking you.

951
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 4: You're really you're gonna break into our fucking house, break

952
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 4: onto the podcast and judgments?

953
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,280
Speaker 1: Okay? No, just I think this will be good.

954
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 4: Maybe, like we'll do a little test run and if

955
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,439
Speaker 4: the public doesn't fucking hate you, we'll bring you back

956
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 4: on as a real guest.

957
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you have any questions from me?

958
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? So where are you from? Let the people know

959
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: where you're from.

960
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,840
Speaker 3: I actually originally moved here from It's like just on

961
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 3: the outskirts of Denver, and I ended up moving to

962
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 3: la in like twenty eighteen, twenty seven. No, we met

963
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 3: in twenty eight Yeah, we met, right, We met in

964
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 3: twenty eighteen and then my life changed. Are you okay

965
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 3: with what? What do you mean?

966
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 1: You were just scratching really hard?

967
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 3: I mean my hair? It is. Maybe we should talk

968
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 3: about when we first met Josiah and how big of

969
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 3: a fucking ass. Maybe you should let me save that.

970
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 4: For like a full episode, like when he's a proper guest,

971
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 4: or should.

972
00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 3: We let like, wow, yeah, we're gonna I'm gonna kick

973
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,799
Speaker 3: you off if you don'top screaming.

974
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:11,959
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, it's so hot.

975
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 5: I know that's my reaction.

976
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:18,359
Speaker 4: To But we go through every single day.

977
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: What do you do? What do you do? What do

978
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: you do?

979
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 3: I'm a freelance stand up musician. I have been, Yeah,

980
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 3: all right, I've been. It feels wrong though, because it

981
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 3: feels like I'm down here and you guys are bullying me. Exactly.

982
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 3: That's exactly the case with everything. You guys are older

983
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:52,399
Speaker 3: than me. So wow, all right, so what no, please don't?

984
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 3: It actually itches a lot just I was corolla. Hold on,

985
00:43:56,160 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 3: so I'm in the band to us. Okay, wait, y'all

986
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 3: asking me these questions like you don't fucking see me

987
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 3: every goddamn you.

988
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 1: We're asking for the people you have.

989
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 4: You better you better get interest from them, because if

990
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:11,800
Speaker 4: they don't want to hear from you, you're never.

991
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 5: Gonna coming back.

992
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 3: And you're not getting this.

993
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: Is this is your shark take moment then, dun.

994
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 3: Okay, let's talk about field trip. Okay, hold on, no.

995
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the thing.

996
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 4: I do want to do a serious episode with you,

997
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 4: but actually I don't know if people care about you, babes.

998
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 3: You gotta they do they do? Why wouldn't they look

999
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 3: at me? I actually I can't see myself because okay,

1000
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 3: so what do I do. I'm in the band and

1001
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 3: I'm actually going on tour.

1002
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 1: Damn girl, you're damn Daniel.

1003
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 3: Listen, Okay, how about I just tell some jokes?

1004
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 1: All right?

1005
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, okay. I was watching Squid Games and

1006
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:58,240
Speaker 3: hold on because I didn't know we were doing Damn

1007
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:05,720
Speaker 3: Daniel the whole season with all the white sales. White

1008
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 3: Man sales have gone up eight since Squid Games came out,

1009
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 3: and it was like we were doing damn every episode.

1010
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 3: Damn man, you back out of the game on the

1011
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 3: White Man. Y'all should get h James on here, James Charles,

1012
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 3: James Charles and James Okay, yeah.

1013
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: This is our open invite. James Charles. We know you

1014
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: really like us, and you miss us.

1015
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 3: Give us a call, hit us up. We'll give you

1016
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 3: a second chance. We'll be rave enough to give you

1017
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 3: a check.

1018
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: Who are you talking to Why are you talking to Kit?

1019
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: We don't talk to Wait, this is.

1020
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 3: The first time y'all get an opportunity to have two

1021
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 3: conversations at once, like I'm talking about it's.

1022
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 5: Like the worst podcast ever.

1023
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 3: Wait, we should actually do a podcast, like.

1024
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 1: And you find someone to talk to you, you don't.

1025
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 3: Come here and I'll do a podcast with your guy. No,

1026
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 3: don't comment below.

1027
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 5: I love you. I love you Kai.

1028
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 3: It's so hot in here. Oh no, no, fuck you

1029
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 3: very much. Okay, ask me something. Do you need help? No?

1030
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 1: Okay, that was weird.

1031
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 4: That was like keo long to say, Oh, I know,

1032
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 4: what's what's your favorite song?

1033
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 1: What's your favorite song? Right now? Girl?

1034
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 3: What's your.

1035
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: That's how James Gordon starts off.

1036
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 3: So what do you want to do for this episode?

1037
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,280
Speaker 3: My my favorite song?

1038
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 1: I've never seen so much of your legs.

1039
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 3: I know it's actually yeah, you're actually giving come on tumblr.

1040
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:54,760
Speaker 3: Oh my god, my favorite song is probably number one.

1041
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 1: By Pharrell Williams. No, you're just saying that.

1042
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:04,760
Speaker 3: No, I'm not. You're a it is you're a tweaker,

1043
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 3: your little skateboard pete. Come on, you're a tweaker. You're tweaking.

1044
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: You're like dope sick.

1045
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 3: No, that is my brother, that's not let's talk about

1046
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 3: my family cut out? Actually, no, oh my god, should

1047
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,919
Speaker 3: be harmonized real quick. Yeah, sure, you start.

1048
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 5: No, I'm not starting. No, you start because I'm good.

1049
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 3: You have to start, because neither of you know how

1050
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 3: to actually harmonize you.

1051
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 5: Just how the lower.

1052
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 3: This is the most put together the podcast has ever been.

1053
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 3: Because I'm here, I'm going to pull your hair really bad.

1054
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,959
Speaker 3: You guys should comment down below to get me back

1055
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:52,439
Speaker 3: next week.

1056
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 1: You should get extensions.

1057
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 3: I don't want to get extensions. And yeah, I come

1058
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:59,720
Speaker 3: out here. Okay, I want to be able to interview

1059
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 3: just a but I think you should just get out now.

1060
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 3: Are we gonna do my god, are we going to

1061
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 3: do media?

1062
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll do media the weekend.

1063
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 3: You can do. We'll do a few more questions and

1064
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 3: then we'll do media the week So Corella, should we

1065
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 3: interview it?

1066
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 5: You as Corella?

1067
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 3: You guys didn't like it. You told me to take

1068
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 3: it off.

1069
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 1: We did, and you should keep it off. No, you

1070
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: should take it all off.

1071
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 3: No, okay, I've never been rejected like that. Okay, so

1072
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 3: Uncle Ben from Spider Man.

1073
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 4: Okay, No, what's your favorite media? Like?

1074
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 3: You're greeting me like I'm actually I don't know if

1075
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 3: you can tell, but I fully like have not been

1076
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,240
Speaker 3: here for the last ten minutes of this episode.

1077
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 1: Do you want to sit on my lap?

1078
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 3: Nope, so you can have Okay, what time are I

1079
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,399
Speaker 3: know you were on Red, but it doesn't seem like

1080
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 3: like you're Santa Claus. I don't think Should I read

1081
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 3: an excerpt from my Lemony Snicket book or no? Yes,

1082
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 3: that was to be amazing, but maybe I'll say it

1083
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:02,800
Speaker 3: for the next episode.

1084
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be good.

1085
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 3: We could do it the one after that one too.

1086
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: But in all seriousness, if you the one, what do.

1087
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 3: You mean it's three three people in a podcast, that

1088
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:16,439
Speaker 3: would be a good idea. Actually, that's like a lot

1089
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 3: of our job, like we like, we can't. I don't

1090
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 3: need a job. I have a job. I'm signed to

1091
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 3: a record label. Okay, I believe you don't have to

1092
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 3: Like do you want to be on our podcast regularly? Yeah? Nope?

1093
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: Okay.

1094
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 3: My media of the week is squid Games for TV shows.

1095
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 3: I think I've watched. I've seen it twice. Also in

1096
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 3: the new season of You, oh he's been watching Hey You?

1097
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 5: We should do a pair of shape Joe Joe Biden.

1098
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 3: Also, no one's talking about that, Joe Biden being the

1099
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 3: main character in you. No one's talking about Joe Biden

1100
00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 3: calling his wife Joe Biden, my wife, Joe Biden. Girl,

1101
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 3: we're not talking about it, Okay, like he's better than Trump,

1102
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,359
Speaker 3: but our commander in chief is like withering away every

1103
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 3: single day. That motherfucker is gonna die.

1104
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 1: We need to change the age for what.

1105
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 5: We need to change the narrative the age.

1106
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 4: We should change the ideas in the narrative exactly. No,

1107
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 4: I was saying, we need to change the age requirement.

1108
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 1: To be Oh my god, we need to change their

1109
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: age requirement of being a president. We should let a

1110
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: nineteen year old be president, just twenty year old.

1111
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,360
Speaker 5: Just is that you announcing?

1112
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, I do actually believe we should change the age.

1113
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 3: You have to be born on May sixth, two thousand

1114
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 3: and one. Check the famous birthdays. Please pull it up.

1115
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 3: Pull it up, Kai, pull it up. Where does your

1116
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 3: famous birthdays say you're born? For some reason? Okay, yeah,

1117
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 3: I'll talk about that because everyone always asks about it.

1118
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 3: For some reason. It says that I was born in

1119
00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:00,120
Speaker 3: Hong Kong, China. I wasn't born there, but somebody submitted it.

1120
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 3: Because I didn't submit ship to them. They asked me

1121
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 3: for my age and my birthday, and I told them

1122
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 3: I don't know how they know everything else, but I

1123
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 3: try to change it. Wait, does everybody who's on famous

1124
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 3: birthday email them back and say my birthday is here

1125
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:12,399
Speaker 3: and here?

1126
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: Yeah? I did it when I was like fourteen, I

1127
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: did it. They're so ugly. I'm gonna start calling paparazzi

1128
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:17,959
Speaker 1: and myself.

1129
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 3: I'm gonna join the show, and he blocked me.

1130
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: I guess the problem is.

1131
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, I want them to take pictures of

1132
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 4: me seriously, but yeah, because Hollywood wants the pictures of it,

1133
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 4: and you are walking.

1134
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 1: To we should or we should do that Airwan Parking Lot.

1135
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 3: We should start calling the five Arrozzi owner Sophoe Ridges

1136
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 3: and Burnham. You guys should make this a smoky drama show.

1137
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 3: Like talking about drama?

1138
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: What okay? What does the smoky have to do with that?

1139
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 3: Like it's like, so.

1140
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: Damn Daniel, damn, damn damn. All right, what okay? So

1141
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: your song?

1142
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 5: Do do real media?

1143
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 3: Okay?

1144
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 4: I think Squid Games and you is the real media

1145
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 4: for you? Have you actually watched Wuid Games twice?

1146
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've seen it twice, almost three times. Actually,

1147
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,839
Speaker 3: my media of the week genuinely is something that people

1148
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 3: don't talk about enough.

1149
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 5: Is Kroella?

1150
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 3: Not even joking? No, not even joking. You saw it.

1151
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 5: It was a good movie.

1152
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,799
Speaker 3: No, it's it's genuinely a great movie. But when you

1153
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 3: do it, it's not.

1154
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 5: It changes everything.

1155
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: Is the least enticing thing ever.

1156
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 4: And that's why I haven't seen it yet because my

1157
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 4: only like watch watching Corolla is fucking.

1158
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:31,319
Speaker 3: You you're only boner to watch Corolla? Fucking sorry mout heit?

1159
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: Did I say boner?

1160
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 3: Okay, I do. We're not talking about when we were

1161
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 3: setting up and it was like, is this light? Do

1162
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 3: we look flattered?

1163
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 5: Do we look flatter?

1164
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 3: Cut it. My media of the week though, is probably Corilla.

1165
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 3: I've seen it twelve times, almost thirteen. That's not an exaggeration,

1166
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 3: by the way. He had bought me every single time

1167
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 3: he's watching it, and.

1168
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:51,760
Speaker 1: He bought it on Disney Plus.

1169
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 3: Yeah before it was free to stream. I bought it

1170
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 3: thirty bucks. You guys baby worth it. I mean you

1171
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,400
Speaker 3: have got and every penny out of that.

1172
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 5: Goddam.

1173
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 3: That's my movie one. And my song is Come Together

1174
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 3: by the Beatles. No, I don't know what song.

1175
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,760
Speaker 1: Was it not actually number one? By Pharol Williams.

1176
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 3: No, I just said number one.

1177
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 1: That's a hit to me.

1178
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 3: Mine is come Again by M Flow. I've been listening

1179
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:23,879
Speaker 3: to that one a lot.

1180
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.

1181
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 3: Okay, you can, yeah, you just I just can silence

1182
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,879
Speaker 3: a room. Man, he can really just do it. It's

1183
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 3: so fucking hot in here. Hurry okay. My media of

1184
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 3: the week, uh is Born Slippy by Underworld. I blasted

1185
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 3: that thirty times in the car today. I listened to

1186
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 3: it over and over and over again. Claire dealoone number.

1187
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 5: Three by Claude de Bussy. No, that's his name.

1188
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 6: Claude Debussy just said pussy. No Claude. Thee U Won

1189
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 6: by Raymond Scott.

1190
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 3: No, we got to keep that one a secret.

1191
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 5: No, I'm done gatekeeping.

1192
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 3: I got called out for gate keeping last week and

1193
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 3: it hissed me the fun I'm gonna shoot the next.

1194
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,800
Speaker 1: Person to say something mean about me. Anyways.

1195
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 3: My media of the week.

1196
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 4: My songs are starting Over by LCD in the Search

1197
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 4: for God, Breaking Action by Scarface and M F.

1198
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: Doom. I Want You to Love.

1199
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,840
Speaker 4: Me by Fiona Apple and Please Please Please by Fiona Apple.

1200
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 3: Damn fuck you.

1201
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:39,360
Speaker 1: My video media of the Week is scenes from a marriage.

1202
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 4: I want Oscar Isaac so fucking bad and I need

1203
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 4: to get to him in the next five years. Oh wait,

1204
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 4: he hasn't life never ruined that family homeworker in the

1205
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 4: next five years because he.

1206
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 3: Is not, Hey, homewreckera.

1207
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 1: How old is Oscar Isaac?

1208
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 3: I don't know if he's I didn't know, sirih was

1209
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 3: a guest on this show. Maybe talk to the realm.

1210
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 3: Maybe I know you know?

1211
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 1: Why would you know?

1212
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 3: Oh? I actually have been around? Have you been?

1213
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 6: How have I been?

1214
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 3: I've been actually awful. If you want to know the

1215
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:16,399
Speaker 3: actual truthy be he's not He's not lying.

1216
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:20,240
Speaker 1: Oscar is forty two. I fuck he's married.

1217
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 3: Don't after saying something like that, we need to relet

1218
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 3: back in people so upset?

1219
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 1: This is so upsetting.

1220
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:31,719
Speaker 3: Should we tell them about what we're writing.

1221
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 1: When was pregnant with her second child?

1222
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 5: Should ruin that family?

1223
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 1: Delusional? Like, oh god, I can't.

1224
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 3: Ruin that family? Wait, Claire delusional?

1225
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,440
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it for the episode.

1226
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 3: Okay, but genuinely, if you want Josiah back, not as

1227
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,480
Speaker 3: a monster and as a freaking he has to promise

1228
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 3: that he's not gonna be a freak tweak, show me

1229
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 3: the money.

1230
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: We didn't plan any of this.

1231
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 5: No, we have, We'll have one.

1232
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 3: We have, we'll have good questions, we'll have stories to

1233
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 3: talk about. But we just kind of wanted you to.

1234
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 1: I want you to get a feeler bibs, but I

1235
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:08,799
Speaker 1: don't know if.

1236
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:10,399
Speaker 3: I want you back after the way you behave today.

1237
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 3: Are you gonna ask me how my experience was, because

1238
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 3: I'll tell you how was your experience? It was fucking awful.

1239
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 3: It's hot as ship in here. There's candles lit for

1240
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 3: some goddamn reason.

1241
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:20,919
Speaker 1: We're setting the mood coat.

1242
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 3: I had to wear a wig. Kai's here just fucking

1243
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 3: watching me. Yeah, I know his job is to watch

1244
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,720
Speaker 3: get somebody else with somebody with less threatening.

1245
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 5: Eyes, really puppy eyes.

1246
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 3: No shut I see I see through you. I see

1247
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 3: through you.

1248
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it.

1249
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 4: This is the most Kai spoken in an episode too,

1250
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 4: and we'll make sure that doesn't happen next.

1251
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 3: Cut it out, cut it out, cut it out, cut

1252
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,440
Speaker 3: it out right, cut it out, cut it out out.

1253
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 1: Bye.

1254
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,320
Speaker 4: Thank you for watching this episode. Have a safe and

1255
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:59,919
Speaker 4: happy Halloween. Make sure that if someone gives you something

1256
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 4: that isn't candy you don't take it.

1257
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:05,240
Speaker 5: And if they give you pills, if they give you pills,

1258
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 5: take them.

1259
00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:07,839
Speaker 4: Not right now?

1260
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:09,239
Speaker 3: What is that?

1261
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 1: It's actually really offensive?

1262
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 3: See you guys on next week. No emergency alert emergency

1263
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 3: and oh my god, get up and show them you're outfit.

1264
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 1: You already did.

1265
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 5: I just want them to get another look, show the song.

1266
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:30,439
Speaker 1: You're kicking your mind.

1267
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 4: You know what.

1268
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 3: Money okay, but the devilwar is not okay, guys,