WEBVTT - The Circumdecision (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) 0:00:02.920 --> 0:00:06.600 Also Olivia ron here circumcision was supposed to start masturbation. 0:00:07.200 --> 0:00:08.319 I don't imagine that word. 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:25.640 No, I did not, you know, it just makes phrase smoother. Landing, Baby, 0:00:26.920 --> 0:00:32.800 that runway is clear now, Well. 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:35.600 It's not that. It's not for me though, you're see 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:36.120 what I'm saying. 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:39.040 Hey, that's not my business. That's not my business. Day 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:53.240 before you and your your runway covered in debris. I'm 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:57.080 sure you enjoy whatever you got going on over there. 0:00:56.640 --> 0:01:03.240 For us that prefer a slightly healthier airport, Uh, it's 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:03.920 a little different. 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:08.640 The government. 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:11.559 Chips in your. 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:21.039 Kala bears are racists. The money. 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:31.000 Stuff I can't tell me, baby, baby, baby, I want 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:33.360 to love you, I wanna kiss you. 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:34.040 What is it? 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:37.160 I don't even remember the words to the goddamn one 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:41.280 I picked. It doesn't matter, Gentiles and little Mama's alike 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:45.000 there it is. Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:46.160 Mama Told Me. 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:50.040 The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:52.320 black conspiracy theories. 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:56.520 And we finally worked to prove that Steve Harvey shaved 0:01:56.560 --> 0:02:01.480 his head and shaved on that that must dash all 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:05.840 as a ruse, a long con to associate himself with 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:09.800 the dying brand of the Mister Potato Head company, thus 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:15.040 creating more advertisement for the company, thus getting the pockets 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:20.520 of Parker Brothers relined. This man is a earner, not 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:22.959 a silly person. Stop making fun. 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:26.200 On Everything's the deal. The deal is a deal, is 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:30.120 a deal. You think he cuts his hair without getting money. 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:33.840 You thought that was just existential crisis. 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:37.840 No, no, you think you think he was worried that 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:41.200 we would discover the wig and his whole world would 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:46.160 come crumbling. Absolutely not. The man made a choice. Potato 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:48.680 Head in them came to him with a with a 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:53.200 briefcase potato shaped, I assume, and they opened it up 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:55.880 and it had all the money that old Steve Harvey 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:57.799 would need to sit right. 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:00.000 Come on, the Parker Brothers are from Cleveland. 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:04.680 Follow the money, follow the money. This is all Cleveland connected. 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:07.720 Don't make me get Lebron in there because you know, 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:10.200 because you know he got a hair, he might have 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:15.200 been faced with a real proposition from them, park Come on, 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:15.639 you don't. 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:17.320 Think Mavericks set up that deal for him. 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:20.799 But I think I think Lebron walked with a little integrity. 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:23.320 I think he couldn't bring himself to lose the hair, 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:26.480 which is why, which is why we we have what 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:27.680 we have today. 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:30.680 I'm making a list of dudes from Cleveland. Steve is 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:36.120 next on the list. Damn, damn, who's three? Probably some 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:37.040 nickname spoon. 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:46.160 Well, it looks like Wishbone is all we have left. 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:48.680 I don't know. 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:58.440 Where he is todayand on Wednesday, Oh man, good luck. 0:03:59.240 --> 0:03:59.920 Well we. 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:07.119 I'm Lenggston Kerman, I'm David Boy and we're we're here 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:11.400 with another fine Lengthston and David, David and Leangthston episode. 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:15.520 And we figured what better way to enjoy one of 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:18.839 these episodes than to read one of your emails? We 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:22.359 got an email from a person. Do you want to 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:24.400 read the email or would you prefer that I read 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:24.880 the email? 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:26.839 I mean I can Yeah, I can read. I can read. 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:30.520 Okay, you got the email. I'm excited to just hear it. 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:32.560 I just want to. I just want to soak in it. 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:35.560 You know what I mean? Got it? Are you ready? Yeah? 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:41.080 I'm excited. This is all It says white doctors are 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:45.839 circumcising black babies in such a way as to retard 0:04:45.960 --> 0:05:04.080 penus crow. Oh my god, let me say it. 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:04.880 Take a village. 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:09.440 But what if the village is retarded, which you think 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:10.880 is going to produce. 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:18.160 Apparently some ass dicks. 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:25.560 Let us be very clear, there was no reason to 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:27.600 write that sentence like that. 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:30.240 He knew. 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.839 He was like, man, I'm about to say some shit. 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:35.800 He typed that email, and he went and got a snack, 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:37.960 he took a break. He was like, I got it. 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.520 I'm not going to out this man. But his email 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:44.520 signature far longer than the email. 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:48.279 Itself, unbelievably long signature, to the point that when I 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:51.320 read it, I was like, well, certainly these words underneath 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:54.479 it have to be more information. They are not. It 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:58.760 is just sign off and saying that he is not 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:01.839 at all. These words are not associated with the company 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:03.920 that he works for. That's pretty much it. 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:08.560 Yeah, I mean this is so exciting. It's great a 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:13.520 number of reasons. Where how do you initially in your heart, 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:14.480 how do you feel? 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:21.000 I don't know that I believe any of this, but 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:25.480 I don't ever side with sort of the powers that 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:29.920 be in a conspiracy. So I am curious to hear 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:33.160 more or know more as it relates to how you 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:36.839 could cut a dick so that it don't grow back 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:38.839 or grow correctly in the future. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:44.960 Especially because I okay, we have to start with where 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:48.480 is this coming from? Why the doctors are the ones? 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:53.440 Because like black men having big dicks, isn't it's not 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:55.239 affecting anyone's bottom line. 0:06:56.320 --> 0:07:01.839 Yeah, there's not like a new wave of little dicks 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:05.200 black men and the you know, the tides have turned 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:09.600 and now suddenly white men are the leaders and penis 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:13.720 innovation and performance. It's it's still I think a black 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:14.960 game as far as I know. 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:18.000 Yeah, it's the long con. But also I just don't 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:19.480 what's the reasoning for it. 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:23.160 Well, I think the reasoning would be the threat of 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:27.920 the black man, right that, like our large penises and 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:32.520 sexual fervor is too much for the fragile white man 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:35.920 to handle, and thus he steps in and makes our 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:39.480 penises permanently slightly smaller than they would have been. 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:44.520 Here's my issue with that, right is that this system 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:47.880 is not set up to reward big dicks in that manner. 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:50.560 I got, I know huge dicks who people who have 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:53.480 huge dicks who don't own houses. You know what I'm saying, 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:55.440 You're not gonna get a bank loan because you got 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:58.560 got big ass dick. They're not gonna say shows your 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:01.760 forms of income. You just put that hog on the table, 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:06.320 Like there's not like it's peterly social the benefit of 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:07.240 having a huge dig. 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:13.960 Yeah, I think certainly it would make more sense for 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:19.440 them to address propaganda around big digs more than ever 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:23.200 simpler even to just start like make being like, you know, 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:26.680 big dicks are actually just a sign of like elephant 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:29.640 titus and that person's really sick. Like you should be 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:33.440 like tricking people into hating big dicks, and that'd be 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:37.720 easier than like, you know, this weird u sushi cut 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:40.959 that you gotta do on a fucking peepee to keep 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:42.120 it from growing. 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:44.720 Or like big dicks are a side of low intelligence 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:45.319 or something. 0:08:45.960 --> 0:08:49.040 Yeah, well you're actually having sex with an ape. 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:55.360 I don't know if that nigga you got. You gotta relax. 0:08:57.200 --> 0:09:00.520 You know, they're technically an ape, so you know, do 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:03.440 what you want with that and join that wild monkey sex. 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:09.040 You know, they carry different diseases than us. Like, there 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:12.440 are ways you can really, right, right right right, create 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:17.600 propaganda around it to defame us in faster than actually 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:21.040 like you know, fucking blowfishing it. 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:24.360 It's just it's not so funny the idea that we 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:30.040 have to start with the generation of baby right, Like, 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:32.160 we're gonna nip it in the bud starting now. 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:36.319 Like, there's too much potential in that in that little stalk. 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:40.360 We gotta we gotta chop that tree early. 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:44.200 I'm worried about it, but I do want to type 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:48.679 in circumcision gone wrong. 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:53.040 WHOA, you're being crazy? How would you type that? I 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:55.640 image search it. Well, they're going to put up an 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:56.720 image pretty early. 0:09:56.920 --> 0:10:02.160 I would imagine. No, this is just okay. So I'm 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:05.600 not seeing anything before. God, damn it. 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:09.360 I told you not to do that. I told you 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:10.120 not to do that. 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:12.520 God, that sucks. 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:16.440 I was very clear with you, David. I said, David, 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:22.600 don't look at that. That's gonna hurt your eyes. I said, 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:25.600 you're a nice young man. You don't want to change, 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:26.640 not anymore. 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:31.720 Now. 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:33.080 You gotta know what that looks like. 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:35.280 Why would you do that? I know they we're gonna 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:38.120 like list. I thought there was just gonna be a list. 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:43.720 If you asked for very specific body shit, they show 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:47.280 you very specific body shit. They're never they never like 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:49.680 leave an image on full old. 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:50.760 What was it? 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:51.520 Chopped in half? 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:52.200 What happened? 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:53.520 Split down the middle? 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:00.600 It's like it's a complicated it ahead. 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:05.200 Oh man, I gave him a gumby. That's that's a 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:15.280 damn shame. It looks like Bobby Brown. Oh god, damn it. 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:19.520 Are you circumcised? Is that a rude question to ask? No, 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.200 I was gonna ask you the same. I'm a natural row. 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:27.920 Oh all right, I take it you are. I know 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:29.520 I'm circumcised. Yeah, I'm circumstans. 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:35.319 Is that because you're Jewish? 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:39.760 I think probably both. My dad is not a practicing 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:43.520 religious person by any means, but I think there are 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:49.600 some elements of tradition that probably he's he's held onto 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:54.640 just logically. I also think, you know, he he's cut, 0:11:54.760 --> 0:12:01.400 so it made sense to cut his boy And uh, I. 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:02.360 You, Matt, sound like you guys are friends. 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:07.120 Yeah, I ain't getting cut unless my homies get cut too. 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:13.079 How many homies you're talking about? 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:15.600 You like too? 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:21.320 I also think we grew up in an era where 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:27.120 a lot of the propaganda around circumcision was most effective, 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:33.559 Like the people believed in circumcisions when I was coming 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:34.319 into the game. 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:39.319 Yeah, yeah, which I doesn't seem to be the case 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:40.800 as much now. 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:46.480 No, there's a big wave of moms I would say 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:49.520 it's moms in particular who are like, it's certainly the 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:52.680 ones writing about it, but it seems to be a 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:58.080 giant wave of people correlating circumcisions with like types of 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:03.640 trauma that like, apparently you are sort of introducing a 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:09.320 long lasting and potentially permanent trauma to your child by 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:11.320 cutting his penis unnecessarily. 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:16.400 That's the case for not circumcising. Is that feels thin 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:16.880 to me. 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:20.880 That's not the only case, but that is one of 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:24.079 the most vocal cases for not circumcising. 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:26.520 Interesting, I mean, do you feel that. 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:32.439 No, But there's a lot there's a lot of shit 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:37.720 about like parent sort of blog culture that I don't feel, 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:40.640 you know what I mean, Like even even on its 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:43.800 most basic level, Like I don't rock with the gentle 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:48.960 parenting you know, practice that sort of is kicking around, 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:51.600 Like there are elements of it I'm not interested in, 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:55.080 like spanking my kid and being like wild about the shit, 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:58.120 But like there's some of it where you truly are 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:01.520 just being run over by a baby and all you 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:04.120 can do is like ask them to stop. And that's 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:07.439 not how my house is gonna be, you know what 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:09.600 I mean, Like I I can't fucking do that. 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:12.080 Maxton believes that in two years old, you have the 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:16.920 right to kick them in the neck of the throat. 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:25.840 Yeh is just the throat. Yeah, you gotta do something. 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:29.600 You gotta do something, you gotta. 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:31.880 Find when I'm out and a little kid's just wiling 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:38.240 and it's like just ye, it's little. Yeah. 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:41.040 And as somebody who's had a child bug out on 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:44.400 them in a public space, it makes you feel low, 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:49.120 It makes you feel embarrassed, it makes you feel a 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:51.840 lot of things. And if I don't figure out a 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:56.720 way to resolve that quickly and not shamefully, then I 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:59.480 don't feel like I'm nailing it as a parent. And 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:02.600 the gent whole version of it does not feel effective 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:05.560 for what I believe and want to practice. 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:07.960 I get that, I get that for sure. 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:11.720 So I say all that to say, permanent trauma from 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:12.720 getting your dick cut? 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:13.800 No, I'm buying that. 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:17.320 I think maybe you just had a depressed kid and 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:21.720 you're looking for a way to justify what inevitably may 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:24.360 have just been who they are at their essence. 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:26.680 Are there a lot of dads saying that they got 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:29.560 trauma from getting their dicks cut? I hope not. 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:39.640 I would clown this shit out of those dweebs. Yeah, 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:40.760 what are you talking about? 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:44.440 Man? Shut up? I mean, would you circumcise a kid? 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:48.960 Not personally, it's not going to be my personal practice, 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:53.360 but but yeah, my son, I'll get them circumcised. 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:57.320 Is there a level of because like in the same 0:15:57.320 --> 0:16:00.880 way that you got what you're da I got? Is 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:03.600 there is there a lot? Because I have I feel 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:08.120 like I've seen somewhere the idea of like it's supposed 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:10.520 to look like their dads. That helps things. 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:14.400 I can't imagine it hurts things, you know what I mean? 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:20.680 Like familiarity is part of how we create culture and identity. 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:25.080 It makes it a lot harder when the ship looks 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:27.400 different than you and you have to make sense of it. 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:29.840 I never even thought about that way. Nobody in my 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:30.560 house had a dick. 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:34.480 Wow. I'm sorry. 0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:44.360 I'm sorry. I don't of all the things, I don't 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:48.360 feel like that left me feeling wanting. I wasn't walking 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:50.760 around as a little boy like I need to dick. 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:52.520 What's happening to me? 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:56.320 I can't make sense of this. 0:16:57.680 --> 0:17:09.119 I'm so confused. What is this? Mama? Why am I 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:12.680 so different? I just want would you have. 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:22.960 Mama. You think if I wish upon the highest star, 0:17:23.880 --> 0:17:25.880 I might finally be okay. 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:30.680 But I don't feel like I ever felt that way. 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:33.960 I damn sure didn't want a pussy. So many events 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:37.359 love pussy. You guys are doing great work. That is. 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:40.000 Some people like to rent and some people like to own. 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:43.280 Which one is, which one is? Which? 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:46.400 I think owning would make it permanent. I think you're 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:48.520 saying you don't want to you don't want it yours. 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:54.120 Permanent jokes are always funnier when we explain them afterwards. 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:57.600 People love it. If there's one thing I've learned about podcasts, 0:17:57.640 --> 0:18:06.399 people love the incessant ram and repeating of chokes. Uh so, 0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:09.680 I mean as far as the conspiracy of it also 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:14.720 conspiracies like this. I don't think there's anything that doctors 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:18.960 are all on the same page about. It's too big. Yeah, 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:22.000 that makes sense, it's too it's too large. 0:18:22.760 --> 0:18:26.239 I think I could find myself more on board with 0:18:26.320 --> 0:18:31.040 this if there were a big class of doctors of 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:35.800 different races coming forward saying you know what I mean, 0:18:35.960 --> 0:18:40.119 Like yo, as a new you know, resident at this 0:18:40.280 --> 0:18:45.200 in this place, whatever I saw firsthand doctors doing inappropriate 0:18:45.240 --> 0:18:48.800 things with little black voice penises in order to shrink 0:18:48.880 --> 0:18:51.800 them or or cut off their growing potential. 0:18:52.680 --> 0:18:55.240 I also don't know if, like you said, I don't 0:18:55.280 --> 0:18:57.920 know if there is a cut that you can because 0:18:57.960 --> 0:19:00.399 you're just cutting the you know what I mean, you're not. 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:02.959 I don't know what what what? I don't know what 0:19:03.000 --> 0:19:05.120 you would do there to make it. 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:10.160 I don't either. But I also don't actually fully understand 0:19:10.960 --> 0:19:14.200 any circumcision much less, uh, you know what I mean? 0:19:14.240 --> 0:19:17.440 Like I understand kind of, but not because I've never 0:19:17.560 --> 0:19:20.480 had the foreskin and never spent a lot of time. 0:19:22.920 --> 0:19:26.040 We are represented in media in a major way. That 0:19:26.160 --> 0:19:26.600 is true. 0:19:27.119 --> 0:19:29.239 You know where y'all are killing it is? 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:34.080 I watch for important of course. Uh. 0:19:35.600 --> 0:19:40.600 I was watching this UK show where people date each other. 0:19:40.840 --> 0:19:44.520 They don't date, They choose their their person that they 0:19:44.560 --> 0:19:47.640 want to go on a date with naked. Like they 0:19:47.720 --> 0:19:51.439 show their naked bodies first, and then the person eliminates 0:19:51.480 --> 0:19:54.360 people based off of their like body parts, and then 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:56.240 at the end you see their face and you go 0:19:56.280 --> 0:20:03.000 on a date with them fully clothed. That's anyway, everybody's uncircumcised, 0:20:03.040 --> 0:20:03.600 and that ship. 0:20:04.160 --> 0:20:07.920 I think it's only Americans who are like all circumcised. 0:20:07.240 --> 0:20:12.080 Like that, right, Yeah, I think it's a super American. 0:20:13.240 --> 0:20:17.960 I imagine other Jewish nation, like I assume Israel probably 0:20:18.040 --> 0:20:23.320 is ohircising their people. But maybe that, you know, influence 0:20:23.400 --> 0:20:28.160 from other surrounding areas has has made them change that. 0:20:28.240 --> 0:20:33.400 But I feel like Jewish just means circumcised. That's a thing. 0:20:33.640 --> 0:20:34.720 Amongst other things. 0:20:35.640 --> 0:20:37.640 No, I think that's pretty much the only thing. 0:20:44.640 --> 0:20:47.960 I mean, So I'm glad that this isn't real. I 0:20:48.440 --> 0:20:49.720 do think that. 0:20:51.240 --> 0:20:53.160 Let's not say we don't know. We don't know yet, 0:20:53.240 --> 0:20:56.040 we don't is it not real? We haven't made that 0:20:56.119 --> 0:20:58.800 decision do we have that that's that right to say 0:20:58.840 --> 0:21:01.679 that we don't doesn't seem like either of us believe 0:21:01.720 --> 0:21:05.480 it so far. Maybe this is what we should do, 0:21:05.640 --> 0:21:08.320 because we have to take a break. Maybe the best 0:21:08.320 --> 0:21:10.400 thing we can do is take a break and we'll 0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:14.320 pull up a little bit of research about this conspiracy, 0:21:14.440 --> 0:21:19.359 not just pictures of flayed penises, as Bory decided to 0:21:19.400 --> 0:21:22.199 look up. But instead we'll do a little bit of 0:21:22.240 --> 0:21:25.080 research and we'll come back to discuss more about whether 0:21:25.160 --> 0:21:29.600 or not circumcisions might be specifically targeting the shrinking of 0:21:29.680 --> 0:21:33.280 black penises. More David more Likeston. 0:21:33.119 --> 0:21:34.720 More Mama, My mama told me. 0:21:42.040 --> 0:21:46.680 We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch. 0:21:46.880 --> 0:21:50.520 We have very exciting merch that we are now selling 0:21:51.000 --> 0:21:52.600 and it's it's fucking great. 0:21:52.680 --> 0:21:56.840 We love it so much. Just sleek, it's sexy. Come on, 0:21:57.040 --> 0:21:58.800 you want to tell them what we have? Yeah, we 0:21:58.880 --> 0:22:01.680 have three different types of hats, which is really fun. 0:22:01.720 --> 0:22:05.520 We have a two tone hat Alien Dad hat, the 0:22:05.720 --> 0:22:08.679 traditional logo in black and khaki. 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That's not what we're saying. 0:22:50.960 --> 0:22:51.919 That's how we're talking about. 0:22:54.440 --> 0:22:57.199 You can be into whatever you're into. I think I 0:22:57.240 --> 0:23:01.119 think uncircumcised. When I'm watching that name at dating show, 0:23:01.680 --> 0:23:05.680 it is jarring. It's tough for me personally to look at. 0:23:06.119 --> 0:23:12.040 But I haven't you prefer a circumcised penis. I prefer, yes, 0:23:12.960 --> 0:23:17.840 circum because of familiarity and comfort. The other one looks 0:23:17.880 --> 0:23:19.200 like an elephant's trunk to. 0:23:19.160 --> 0:23:21.240 Me, and I don't. I don't. Well, let's not bring 0:23:21.359 --> 0:23:22.080 size into it. 0:23:24.560 --> 0:23:26.520 I didn't say what kind of elephant, and I didn't 0:23:26.520 --> 0:23:30.680 say how sick it was. I just mean the general 0:23:30.840 --> 0:23:36.160 shape disturbs my fine. 0:23:35.840 --> 0:23:41.919 Eye, your fine eye. I feel like the majority of 0:23:41.920 --> 0:23:44.000 people are used to non circumcised penis. 0:23:44.560 --> 0:23:47.560 You think non circumcised is the one that they've seen 0:23:47.640 --> 0:23:48.840 most often. 0:23:48.720 --> 0:23:49.440 The world over? 0:23:49.600 --> 0:23:54.600 Yes, sure, we're not talking about the world though, we're 0:23:54.640 --> 0:23:59.640 talking about it the American good American institutions. You think 0:23:59.680 --> 0:24:04.720 the average American woman is looking at a uncircumcised penis 0:24:04.720 --> 0:24:06.800 more often than a circumcise. 0:24:06.320 --> 0:24:08.520 Oh no, no, no, not unless she's like really in 0:24:08.520 --> 0:24:09.919 the Caribbean, dudes or somewhere. 0:24:10.560 --> 0:24:13.600 Yeah, I don't. I think that is a rare find 0:24:13.840 --> 0:24:17.159 in this country that a woman is like, yeah, I 0:24:17.200 --> 0:24:18.960 pretty much have only seen uncut. 0:24:20.520 --> 0:24:24.040 Yeah, yeah, that is right. I mean there's not even 0:24:24.320 --> 0:24:25.080 my digs sucked. 0:24:26.040 --> 0:24:28.560 Hey, I pray it never does. Let me be clear, 0:24:28.640 --> 0:24:34.040 I'm not rooting against anybody. I'm for everybody getting their 0:24:34.040 --> 0:24:37.280 dick sucked, no matter what the shape, creed, or color 0:24:37.400 --> 0:24:42.320 of your penis. But I do think pound for pound 0:24:43.000 --> 0:24:47.520 for me, a circumcised penis looks more like the penis 0:24:47.640 --> 0:24:52.640 I know and love in love, Okay, well I love 0:24:52.680 --> 0:24:55.840 my penis. I'm a I'm a fan. I support him. 0:24:56.480 --> 0:24:58.959 That's fair as you should. It would be crazy if 0:24:58.960 --> 0:25:02.359 you didn't, or if you felt lacking. No, no, no, 0:25:02.720 --> 0:25:05.400 I've resented some of his actions at times. 0:25:06.119 --> 0:25:08.600 Yeah, I don't love everything about him, but that's not 0:25:08.680 --> 0:25:09.320 what love is. 0:25:10.160 --> 0:25:10.680 That's true. 0:25:10.760 --> 0:25:14.240 Marriage and fatherhood has taught me anything. Love don't mean 0:25:14.840 --> 0:25:16.000 you get everything you want. 0:25:16.119 --> 0:25:25.040