1 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 1: Also Olivia ron here circumcision was supposed to start masturbation. 2 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,319 Speaker 1: I don't imagine that word. 3 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:25,640 Speaker 2: No, I did not, you know, it just makes phrase smoother. Landing, Baby, 4 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 2: that runway is clear now, Well. 5 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,600 Speaker 1: It's not that. It's not for me though, you're see 6 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. 7 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 2: Hey, that's not my business. That's not my business. Day 8 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 2: before you and your your runway covered in debris. I'm 9 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:57,080 Speaker 2: sure you enjoy whatever you got going on over there. 10 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 2: For us that prefer a slightly healthier airport, Uh, it's 11 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:03,920 Speaker 2: a little different. 12 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: The government. 13 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:11,559 Speaker 2: Chips in your. 14 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:21,039 Speaker 1: Kala bears are racists. The money. 15 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 3: Stuff I can't tell me, baby, baby, baby, I want 16 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,360 Speaker 3: to love you, I wanna kiss you. 17 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:34,040 Speaker 1: What is it? 18 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 2: I don't even remember the words to the goddamn one 19 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 2: I picked. It doesn't matter, Gentiles and little Mama's alike 20 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 2: there it is. Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My 21 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 2: Mama Told Me. 22 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 1: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of 23 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories. 24 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove that Steve Harvey shaved 25 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:01,480 Speaker 2: his head and shaved on that that must dash all 26 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 2: as a ruse, a long con to associate himself with 27 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 2: the dying brand of the Mister Potato Head company, thus 28 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 2: creating more advertisement for the company, thus getting the pockets 29 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 2: of Parker Brothers relined. This man is a earner, not 30 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,959 Speaker 2: a silly person. Stop making fun. 31 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: On Everything's the deal. The deal is a deal, is 32 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 1: a deal. You think he cuts his hair without getting money. 33 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: You thought that was just existential crisis. 34 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,840 Speaker 2: No, no, you think you think he was worried that 35 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 2: we would discover the wig and his whole world would 36 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:46,160 Speaker 2: come crumbling. Absolutely not. The man made a choice. Potato 37 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,680 Speaker 2: Head in them came to him with a with a 38 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 2: briefcase potato shaped, I assume, and they opened it up 39 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 2: and it had all the money that old Steve Harvey 40 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,799 Speaker 2: would need to sit right. 41 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 1: Come on, the Parker Brothers are from Cleveland. 42 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:04,680 Speaker 2: Follow the money, follow the money. This is all Cleveland connected. 43 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,720 Speaker 2: Don't make me get Lebron in there because you know, 44 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 2: because you know he got a hair, he might have 45 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 2: been faced with a real proposition from them, park Come on, 46 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:15,639 Speaker 2: you don't. 47 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 1: Think Mavericks set up that deal for him. 48 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,799 Speaker 2: But I think I think Lebron walked with a little integrity. 49 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 2: I think he couldn't bring himself to lose the hair, 50 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 2: which is why, which is why we we have what 51 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 2: we have today. 52 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 1: I'm making a list of dudes from Cleveland. Steve is 53 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 1: next on the list. Damn, damn, who's three? Probably some 54 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,040 Speaker 1: nickname spoon. 55 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 2: Well, it looks like Wishbone is all we have left. 56 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 1: I don't know. 57 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 2: Where he is todayand on Wednesday, Oh man, good luck. 58 00:03:59,240 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 1: Well we. 59 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:07,119 Speaker 2: I'm Lenggston Kerman, I'm David Boy and we're we're here 60 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 2: with another fine Lengthston and David, David and Leangthston episode. 61 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,520 Speaker 2: And we figured what better way to enjoy one of 62 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 2: these episodes than to read one of your emails? We 63 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:22,359 Speaker 2: got an email from a person. Do you want to 64 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 2: read the email or would you prefer that I read 65 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:24,880 Speaker 2: the email? 66 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,839 Speaker 1: I mean I can Yeah, I can read. I can read. 67 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 2: Okay, you got the email. I'm excited to just hear it. 68 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 1: I just want to. I just want to soak in it. 69 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Got it? Are you ready? Yeah? 70 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 1: I'm excited. This is all It says white doctors are 71 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:45,839 Speaker 1: circumcising black babies in such a way as to retard 72 00:04:45,960 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 1: penus crow. Oh my god, let me say it. 73 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 2: Take a village. 74 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:09,440 Speaker 4: But what if the village is retarded, which you think 75 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 4: is going to produce. 76 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:18,160 Speaker 1: Apparently some ass dicks. 77 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,560 Speaker 2: Let us be very clear, there was no reason to 78 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,600 Speaker 2: write that sentence like that. 79 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: He knew. 80 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,839 Speaker 2: He was like, man, I'm about to say some shit. 81 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,800 Speaker 2: He typed that email, and he went and got a snack, 82 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 2: he took a break. He was like, I got it. 83 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 1: I'm not going to out this man. But his email 84 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 1: signature far longer than the email. 85 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:48,279 Speaker 2: Itself, unbelievably long signature, to the point that when I 86 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:51,320 Speaker 2: read it, I was like, well, certainly these words underneath 87 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:54,479 Speaker 2: it have to be more information. They are not. It 88 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 2: is just sign off and saying that he is not 89 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,839 Speaker 2: at all. These words are not associated with the company 90 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 2: that he works for. That's pretty much it. 91 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean this is so exciting. It's great a 92 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 1: number of reasons. Where how do you initially in your heart, 93 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:14,480 Speaker 1: how do you feel? 94 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 2: I don't know that I believe any of this, but 95 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:25,480 Speaker 2: I don't ever side with sort of the powers that 96 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:29,920 Speaker 2: be in a conspiracy. So I am curious to hear 97 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:33,160 Speaker 2: more or know more as it relates to how you 98 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 2: could cut a dick so that it don't grow back 99 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,839 Speaker 2: or grow correctly in the future. 100 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:44,960 Speaker 1: Especially because I okay, we have to start with where 101 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:48,480 Speaker 1: is this coming from? Why the doctors are the ones? 102 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 1: Because like black men having big dicks, isn't it's not 103 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,239 Speaker 1: affecting anyone's bottom line. 104 00:06:56,320 --> 00:07:01,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, there's not like a new wave of little dicks 105 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 2: black men and the you know, the tides have turned 106 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 2: and now suddenly white men are the leaders and penis 107 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 2: innovation and performance. It's it's still I think a black 108 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:14,960 Speaker 2: game as far as I know. 109 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the long con. But also I just don't 110 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 1: what's the reasoning for it. 111 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:23,160 Speaker 2: Well, I think the reasoning would be the threat of 112 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 2: the black man, right that, like our large penises and 113 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 2: sexual fervor is too much for the fragile white man 114 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,920 Speaker 2: to handle, and thus he steps in and makes our 115 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:39,480 Speaker 2: penises permanently slightly smaller than they would have been. 116 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:44,520 Speaker 1: Here's my issue with that, right is that this system 117 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,880 Speaker 1: is not set up to reward big dicks in that manner. 118 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,560 Speaker 1: I got, I know huge dicks who people who have 119 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,480 Speaker 1: huge dicks who don't own houses. You know what I'm saying, 120 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,440 Speaker 1: You're not gonna get a bank loan because you got 121 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,560 Speaker 1: got big ass dick. They're not gonna say shows your 122 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,760 Speaker 1: forms of income. You just put that hog on the table, 123 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 1: Like there's not like it's peterly social the benefit of 124 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 1: having a huge dig. 125 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:13,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think certainly it would make more sense for 126 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:19,440 Speaker 2: them to address propaganda around big digs more than ever 127 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:23,200 Speaker 2: simpler even to just start like make being like, you know, 128 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,680 Speaker 2: big dicks are actually just a sign of like elephant 129 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:29,640 Speaker 2: titus and that person's really sick. Like you should be 130 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:33,440 Speaker 2: like tricking people into hating big dicks, and that'd be 131 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:37,720 Speaker 2: easier than like, you know, this weird u sushi cut 132 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:40,959 Speaker 2: that you gotta do on a fucking peepee to keep 133 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,120 Speaker 2: it from growing. 134 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,720 Speaker 1: Or like big dicks are a side of low intelligence 135 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:45,319 Speaker 1: or something. 136 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:49,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're actually having sex with an ape. 137 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:55,360 Speaker 1: I don't know if that nigga you got. You gotta relax. 138 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,520 Speaker 2: You know, they're technically an ape, so you know, do 139 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,440 Speaker 2: what you want with that and join that wild monkey sex. 140 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 2: You know, they carry different diseases than us. Like, there 141 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:12,440 Speaker 2: are ways you can really, right, right right right, create 142 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:17,600 Speaker 2: propaganda around it to defame us in faster than actually 143 00:09:17,679 --> 00:09:21,040 Speaker 2: like you know, fucking blowfishing it. 144 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:24,360 Speaker 1: It's just it's not so funny the idea that we 145 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:30,040 Speaker 1: have to start with the generation of baby right, Like, 146 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,160 Speaker 1: we're gonna nip it in the bud starting now. 147 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:36,319 Speaker 2: Like, there's too much potential in that in that little stalk. 148 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,360 Speaker 2: We gotta we gotta chop that tree early. 149 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:44,200 Speaker 1: I'm worried about it, but I do want to type 150 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:48,679 Speaker 1: in circumcision gone wrong. 151 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:53,040 Speaker 2: WHOA, you're being crazy? How would you type that? I 152 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:55,640 Speaker 2: image search it. Well, they're going to put up an 153 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:56,720 Speaker 2: image pretty early. 154 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:02,160 Speaker 1: I would imagine. No, this is just okay. So I'm 155 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,600 Speaker 1: not seeing anything before. God, damn it. 156 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:09,360 Speaker 2: I told you not to do that. I told you 157 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,120 Speaker 2: not to do that. 158 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,520 Speaker 1: God, that sucks. 159 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:16,440 Speaker 2: I was very clear with you, David. I said, David, 160 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:22,600 Speaker 2: don't look at that. That's gonna hurt your eyes. I said, 161 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,600 Speaker 2: you're a nice young man. You don't want to change, 162 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:26,640 Speaker 2: not anymore. 163 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:31,720 Speaker 1: Now. 164 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,080 Speaker 2: You gotta know what that looks like. 165 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,280 Speaker 1: Why would you do that? I know they we're gonna 166 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:38,120 Speaker 1: like list. I thought there was just gonna be a list. 167 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:43,720 Speaker 2: If you asked for very specific body shit, they show 168 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:47,280 Speaker 2: you very specific body shit. They're never they never like 169 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,680 Speaker 2: leave an image on full old. 170 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:50,760 Speaker 1: What was it? 171 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:51,520 Speaker 2: Chopped in half? 172 00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:52,200 Speaker 1: What happened? 173 00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:53,520 Speaker 2: Split down the middle? 174 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,600 Speaker 1: It's like it's a complicated it ahead. 175 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:05,200 Speaker 2: Oh man, I gave him a gumby. That's that's a 176 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:15,280 Speaker 2: damn shame. It looks like Bobby Brown. Oh god, damn it. 177 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:19,520 Speaker 2: Are you circumcised? Is that a rude question to ask? No, 178 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,200 Speaker 2: I was gonna ask you the same. I'm a natural row. 179 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:27,920 Speaker 2: Oh all right, I take it you are. I know 180 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,520 Speaker 2: I'm circumcised. Yeah, I'm circumstans. 181 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:35,319 Speaker 1: Is that because you're Jewish? 182 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:39,760 Speaker 2: I think probably both. My dad is not a practicing 183 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,520 Speaker 2: religious person by any means, but I think there are 184 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:49,600 Speaker 2: some elements of tradition that probably he's he's held onto 185 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:54,640 Speaker 2: just logically. I also think, you know, he he's cut, 186 00:11:54,760 --> 00:12:01,400 Speaker 2: so it made sense to cut his boy And uh, I. 187 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,360 Speaker 1: You, Matt, sound like you guys are friends. 188 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:07,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't getting cut unless my homies get cut too. 189 00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:13,079 Speaker 2: How many homies you're talking about? 190 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,600 Speaker 1: You like too? 191 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:21,320 Speaker 2: I also think we grew up in an era where 192 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:27,120 Speaker 2: a lot of the propaganda around circumcision was most effective, 193 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:33,559 Speaker 2: Like the people believed in circumcisions when I was coming 194 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,319 Speaker 2: into the game. 195 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:39,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, which I doesn't seem to be the case 196 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,800 Speaker 1: as much now. 197 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:46,480 Speaker 2: No, there's a big wave of moms I would say 198 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:49,520 Speaker 2: it's moms in particular who are like, it's certainly the 199 00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:52,680 Speaker 2: ones writing about it, but it seems to be a 200 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:58,080 Speaker 2: giant wave of people correlating circumcisions with like types of 201 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:03,640 Speaker 2: trauma that like, apparently you are sort of introducing a 202 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:09,320 Speaker 2: long lasting and potentially permanent trauma to your child by 203 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,320 Speaker 2: cutting his penis unnecessarily. 204 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:16,400 Speaker 1: That's the case for not circumcising. Is that feels thin 205 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:16,880 Speaker 1: to me. 206 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,880 Speaker 2: That's not the only case, but that is one of 207 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,079 Speaker 2: the most vocal cases for not circumcising. 208 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,520 Speaker 1: Interesting, I mean, do you feel that. 209 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:32,439 Speaker 2: No, But there's a lot there's a lot of shit 210 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:37,720 Speaker 2: about like parent sort of blog culture that I don't feel, 211 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,640 Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like even even on its 212 00:13:40,679 --> 00:13:43,800 Speaker 2: most basic level, Like I don't rock with the gentle 213 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:48,960 Speaker 2: parenting you know, practice that sort of is kicking around, 214 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,600 Speaker 2: Like there are elements of it I'm not interested in, 215 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:55,080 Speaker 2: like spanking my kid and being like wild about the shit, 216 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:58,120 Speaker 2: But like there's some of it where you truly are 217 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:01,520 Speaker 2: just being run over by a baby and all you 218 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:04,120 Speaker 2: can do is like ask them to stop. And that's 219 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:07,439 Speaker 2: not how my house is gonna be, you know what 220 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,600 Speaker 2: I mean, Like I I can't fucking do that. 221 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,080 Speaker 1: Maxton believes that in two years old, you have the 222 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:16,920 Speaker 1: right to kick them in the neck of the throat. 223 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:25,840 Speaker 1: Yeh is just the throat. Yeah, you gotta do something. 224 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,600 Speaker 2: You gotta do something, you gotta. 225 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,880 Speaker 1: Find when I'm out and a little kid's just wiling 226 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:38,240 Speaker 1: and it's like just ye, it's little. Yeah. 227 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:41,040 Speaker 2: And as somebody who's had a child bug out on 228 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:44,400 Speaker 2: them in a public space, it makes you feel low, 229 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:49,120 Speaker 2: It makes you feel embarrassed, it makes you feel a 230 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,840 Speaker 2: lot of things. And if I don't figure out a 231 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:56,720 Speaker 2: way to resolve that quickly and not shamefully, then I 232 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,480 Speaker 2: don't feel like I'm nailing it as a parent. And 233 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,600 Speaker 2: the gent whole version of it does not feel effective 234 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,560 Speaker 2: for what I believe and want to practice. 235 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,960 Speaker 1: I get that, I get that for sure. 236 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,720 Speaker 2: So I say all that to say, permanent trauma from 237 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:12,720 Speaker 2: getting your dick cut? 238 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:13,800 Speaker 1: No, I'm buying that. 239 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:17,320 Speaker 2: I think maybe you just had a depressed kid and 240 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:21,720 Speaker 2: you're looking for a way to justify what inevitably may 241 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:24,360 Speaker 2: have just been who they are at their essence. 242 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,680 Speaker 1: Are there a lot of dads saying that they got 243 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,560 Speaker 1: trauma from getting their dicks cut? I hope not. 244 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:39,640 Speaker 2: I would clown this shit out of those dweebs. Yeah, 245 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:40,760 Speaker 2: what are you talking about? 246 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:44,440 Speaker 1: Man? Shut up? I mean, would you circumcise a kid? 247 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,960 Speaker 2: Not personally, it's not going to be my personal practice, 248 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:53,360 Speaker 2: but but yeah, my son, I'll get them circumcised. 249 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:57,320 Speaker 1: Is there a level of because like in the same 250 00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,880 Speaker 1: way that you got what you're da I got? Is 251 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,600 Speaker 1: there is there a lot? Because I have I feel 252 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:08,120 Speaker 1: like I've seen somewhere the idea of like it's supposed 253 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,520 Speaker 1: to look like their dads. That helps things. 254 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:14,400 Speaker 2: I can't imagine it hurts things, you know what I mean? 255 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:20,680 Speaker 2: Like familiarity is part of how we create culture and identity. 256 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,080 Speaker 2: It makes it a lot harder when the ship looks 257 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,400 Speaker 2: different than you and you have to make sense of it. 258 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,840 Speaker 1: I never even thought about that way. Nobody in my 259 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:30,560 Speaker 1: house had a dick. 260 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,480 Speaker 2: Wow. I'm sorry. 261 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:44,360 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't of all the things, I don't 262 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:48,360 Speaker 1: feel like that left me feeling wanting. I wasn't walking 263 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,760 Speaker 1: around as a little boy like I need to dick. 264 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,520 Speaker 1: What's happening to me? 265 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,320 Speaker 2: I can't make sense of this. 266 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:09,119 Speaker 1: I'm so confused. What is this? Mama? Why am I 267 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,680 Speaker 1: so different? I just want would you have. 268 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,960 Speaker 2: Mama. You think if I wish upon the highest star, 269 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,880 Speaker 2: I might finally be okay. 270 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:30,680 Speaker 1: But I don't feel like I ever felt that way. 271 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,960 Speaker 1: I damn sure didn't want a pussy. So many events 272 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:37,359 Speaker 1: love pussy. You guys are doing great work. That is. 273 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:40,000 Speaker 1: Some people like to rent and some people like to own. 274 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,280 Speaker 1: Which one is, which one is? Which? 275 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,400 Speaker 2: I think owning would make it permanent. I think you're 276 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,520 Speaker 2: saying you don't want to you don't want it yours. 277 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:54,120 Speaker 2: Permanent jokes are always funnier when we explain them afterwards. 278 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,600 Speaker 1: People love it. If there's one thing I've learned about podcasts, 279 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:06,399 Speaker 1: people love the incessant ram and repeating of chokes. Uh so, 280 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,680 Speaker 1: I mean as far as the conspiracy of it also 281 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:14,720 Speaker 1: conspiracies like this. I don't think there's anything that doctors 282 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:18,960 Speaker 1: are all on the same page about. It's too big. Yeah, 283 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Speaker 1: that makes sense, it's too it's too large. 284 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:26,239 Speaker 2: I think I could find myself more on board with 285 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:31,040 Speaker 2: this if there were a big class of doctors of 286 00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:35,800 Speaker 2: different races coming forward saying you know what I mean, 287 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:40,119 Speaker 2: Like yo, as a new you know, resident at this 288 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:45,200 Speaker 2: in this place, whatever I saw firsthand doctors doing inappropriate 289 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,800 Speaker 2: things with little black voice penises in order to shrink 290 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,800 Speaker 2: them or or cut off their growing potential. 291 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,240 Speaker 1: I also don't know if, like you said, I don't 292 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,920 Speaker 1: know if there is a cut that you can because 293 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,399 Speaker 1: you're just cutting the you know what I mean, you're not. 294 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,959 Speaker 1: I don't know what what what? I don't know what 295 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,120 Speaker 1: you would do there to make it. 296 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:10,160 Speaker 2: I don't either. But I also don't actually fully understand 297 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:14,200 Speaker 2: any circumcision much less, uh, you know what I mean? 298 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,440 Speaker 2: Like I understand kind of, but not because I've never 299 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,480 Speaker 2: had the foreskin and never spent a lot of time. 300 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:26,040 Speaker 1: We are represented in media in a major way. That 301 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:26,600 Speaker 1: is true. 302 00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:29,239 Speaker 2: You know where y'all are killing it is? 303 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:34,080 Speaker 1: I watch for important of course. Uh. 304 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:40,600 Speaker 2: I was watching this UK show where people date each other. 305 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:44,520 Speaker 2: They don't date, They choose their their person that they 306 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,640 Speaker 2: want to go on a date with naked. Like they 307 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,439 Speaker 2: show their naked bodies first, and then the person eliminates 308 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,360 Speaker 2: people based off of their like body parts, and then 309 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,240 Speaker 2: at the end you see their face and you go 310 00:19:56,280 --> 00:20:03,000 Speaker 2: on a date with them fully clothed. That's anyway, everybody's uncircumcised, 311 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:03,600 Speaker 2: and that ship. 312 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,920 Speaker 1: I think it's only Americans who are like all circumcised. 313 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:12,080 Speaker 2: Like that, right, Yeah, I think it's a super American. 314 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:17,960 Speaker 2: I imagine other Jewish nation, like I assume Israel probably 315 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:23,320 Speaker 2: is ohircising their people. But maybe that, you know, influence 316 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:28,160 Speaker 2: from other surrounding areas has has made them change that. 317 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:33,400 Speaker 2: But I feel like Jewish just means circumcised. That's a thing. 318 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,720 Speaker 1: Amongst other things. 319 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,640 Speaker 2: No, I think that's pretty much the only thing. 320 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,960 Speaker 1: I mean, So I'm glad that this isn't real. I 321 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,720 Speaker 1: do think that. 322 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,160 Speaker 2: Let's not say we don't know. We don't know yet, 323 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,040 Speaker 2: we don't is it not real? We haven't made that 324 00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:58,800 Speaker 2: decision do we have that that's that right to say 325 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,679 Speaker 2: that we don't doesn't seem like either of us believe 326 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,480 Speaker 2: it so far. Maybe this is what we should do, 327 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,320 Speaker 2: because we have to take a break. Maybe the best 328 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,400 Speaker 2: thing we can do is take a break and we'll 329 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:14,320 Speaker 2: pull up a little bit of research about this conspiracy, 330 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:19,359 Speaker 2: not just pictures of flayed penises, as Bory decided to 331 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,199 Speaker 2: look up. But instead we'll do a little bit of 332 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,080 Speaker 2: research and we'll come back to discuss more about whether 333 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:29,600 Speaker 2: or not circumcisions might be specifically targeting the shrinking of 334 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:33,280 Speaker 2: black penises. More David more Likeston. 335 00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:34,720 Speaker 1: More Mama, My mama told me. 336 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:46,680 Speaker 2: We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch. 337 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,520 Speaker 2: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling 338 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,600 Speaker 2: and it's it's fucking great. 339 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:56,840 Speaker 1: We love it so much. Just sleek, it's sexy. Come on, 340 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,800 Speaker 1: you want to tell them what we have? Yeah, we 341 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,680 Speaker 1: have three different types of hats, which is really fun. 342 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:05,520 Speaker 1: We have a two tone hat Alien Dad hat, the 343 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,679 Speaker 1: traditional logo in black and khaki. Then we have the 344 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,320 Speaker 1: enameled pen with the alien who has a koofie on 345 00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:13,359 Speaker 1: it since my mama told me. And then we have 346 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,440 Speaker 1: t shirts that say proud little Mama, which is who 347 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:16,840 Speaker 1: you are. 348 00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:19,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my 349 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,600 Speaker 2: mama told me dot merch table dot com. It's a 350 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:26,600 Speaker 2: brand new name, but it's the same old merch and 351 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,359 Speaker 2: we would love for you to get some if you 352 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,320 Speaker 2: haven't got it already, and we want you to have 353 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,000 Speaker 2: all the sweet stuff, so get it. 354 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:40,639 Speaker 1: The blessings of God, we are back speaking about God's 355 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:44,520 Speaker 1: divine gifts. One of them be in circumcision, and whether 356 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,800 Speaker 1: you're into it or. 357 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:50,960 Speaker 2: Not, yeah, and into it. That's not what we're saying. 358 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:51,919 Speaker 1: That's how we're talking about. 359 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,199 Speaker 2: You can be into whatever you're into. I think I 360 00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:01,119 Speaker 2: think uncircumcised. When I'm watching that name at dating show, 361 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,680 Speaker 2: it is jarring. It's tough for me personally to look at. 362 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:12,040 Speaker 2: But I haven't you prefer a circumcised penis. I prefer, yes, 363 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:17,840 Speaker 2: circum because of familiarity and comfort. The other one looks 364 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,200 Speaker 2: like an elephant's trunk to. 365 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,240 Speaker 1: Me, and I don't. I don't. Well, let's not bring 366 00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:22,080 Speaker 1: size into it. 367 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,520 Speaker 2: I didn't say what kind of elephant, and I didn't 368 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:30,680 Speaker 2: say how sick it was. I just mean the general 369 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:36,160 Speaker 2: shape disturbs my fine. 370 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:41,919 Speaker 1: Eye, your fine eye. I feel like the majority of 371 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,000 Speaker 1: people are used to non circumcised penis. 372 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,560 Speaker 2: You think non circumcised is the one that they've seen 373 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,840 Speaker 2: most often. 374 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:49,440 Speaker 1: The world over? 375 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:54,600 Speaker 2: Yes, sure, we're not talking about the world though, we're 376 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:59,640 Speaker 2: talking about it the American good American institutions. You think 377 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:04,720 Speaker 2: the average American woman is looking at a uncircumcised penis 378 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,800 Speaker 2: more often than a circumcise. 379 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,520 Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, not unless she's like really in 380 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,919 Speaker 1: the Caribbean, dudes or somewhere. 381 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I think that is a rare find 382 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,159 Speaker 2: in this country that a woman is like, yeah, I 383 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,960 Speaker 2: pretty much have only seen uncut. 384 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:24,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that is right. I mean there's not even 385 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,080 Speaker 1: my digs sucked. 386 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,560 Speaker 2: Hey, I pray it never does. Let me be clear, 387 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:34,040 Speaker 2: I'm not rooting against anybody. I'm for everybody getting their 388 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,280 Speaker 2: dick sucked, no matter what the shape, creed, or color 389 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:42,320 Speaker 2: of your penis. But I do think pound for pound 390 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,520 Speaker 2: for me, a circumcised penis looks more like the penis 391 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:52,640 Speaker 2: I know and love in love, Okay, well I love 392 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,840 Speaker 2: my penis. I'm a I'm a fan. I support him. 393 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,959 Speaker 1: That's fair as you should. It would be crazy if 394 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,359 Speaker 1: you didn't, or if you felt lacking. No, no, no, 395 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,400 Speaker 1: I've resented some of his actions at times. 396 00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't love everything about him, but that's not 397 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:09,320 Speaker 2: what love is. 398 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:10,680 Speaker 1: That's true. 399 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:14,240 Speaker 2: Marriage and fatherhood has taught me anything. Love don't mean 400 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,000 Speaker 2: you get everything you want. 401 00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:25,040 Speaker 1: You know, God, damn, sometimes you paint a weak picture 402 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,080 Speaker 1: of what appears to be a very beautiful life you have. 403 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,160 Speaker 2: I didn't mean that in a bad way at all. 404 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,400 Speaker 2: I meant that just frankly. 405 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:37,640 Speaker 1: I meant that honestly. No, that's not idea. 406 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,160 Speaker 2: Okay, but now I feel like a monster. My wife 407 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:43,119 Speaker 2: is beautiful, my child is. I adore her. She's my 408 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:46,840 Speaker 2: best friend in the world. I have no complaints about 409 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:50,440 Speaker 2: the life that I had, But of course there are 410 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,200 Speaker 2: things that we all imagine our lives will become that 411 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:58,760 Speaker 2: cannot sustain given truly investing in other. 412 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:08,880 Speaker 1: People well put eloquent as always. Oh man, I got 413 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,560 Speaker 1: some splaining. Then. 414 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,200 Speaker 2: What I'm saying is, I think you're great. I think 415 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,280 Speaker 2: you're a good person. 416 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,639 Speaker 1: You did it good, you did a good job. That's great. 417 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:30,720 Speaker 2: So you are you are uncircumcised, you know, concerns about 418 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:35,280 Speaker 2: ever about whipping it out, and that somebody would be like, ah, 419 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:43,720 Speaker 2: I gasped, I've never seen such a meaty cut before. Uh, 420 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:44,639 Speaker 2: where do you think I go? 421 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:51,160 Speaker 1: What are the places you think that I go? That's 422 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:57,200 Speaker 1: not my business. No, but I have heard people speak 423 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:01,639 Speaker 1: of it like that. Yeah, but I have never I 424 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,840 Speaker 1: would be lying if I said I have never heard 425 00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:09,320 Speaker 1: a true person to person story. If somebody like she 426 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:13,000 Speaker 1: wasn't fucking with it because of that, it might be 427 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,399 Speaker 1: I just haven't. Personally. I have heard women say that 428 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:20,200 Speaker 1: they don't care for it, Luckily not the women I'm dealing. 429 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,240 Speaker 1: But yeah, I've definitely heard women say they don't like it. 430 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, but again, I think some of that 431 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:30,639 Speaker 2: might just be familiarity. It's worth noting that Olivia and 432 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:36,000 Speaker 2: Bay sent us some statistics along all of this, But 433 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,600 Speaker 2: black people make up or sixty eight percent of black 434 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:44,400 Speaker 2: people apparently are circumcised in the United States, White sixty 435 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:48,840 Speaker 2: six in the highest income quartile. Am I saying that 436 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:54,280 Speaker 2: word right quartile sixty point seven percent? And Midwestern boys 437 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:58,720 Speaker 2: apparently seventy five percent of Midwestern boys were most likely 438 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:03,359 Speaker 2: to be circumcised. So it's really hidden a sweet venn 439 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,160 Speaker 2: diagram of all everything I got going on, and maybe 440 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:11,640 Speaker 2: that's why why I think circumcision is so common and natural. 441 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:15,879 Speaker 1: But that being said, sixty six percent or sixty eight percent, 442 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,040 Speaker 1: that's really just like two out of three. So that 443 00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:21,960 Speaker 1: means unless you're like as a woman or a man, 444 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,760 Speaker 1: you're if you're fucking with dick, you're gonna encounter one. 445 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,760 Speaker 2: But I would also say that it's two out of 446 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:31,480 Speaker 2: three across the country, and some of that might be regional, 447 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:32,439 Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? 448 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,840 Speaker 1: So, like, if you're talking about that in the Midwest, 449 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,919 Speaker 1: it's three out of four, and I can't speak to 450 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:42,200 Speaker 1: the traditional amount of I don't know how what the 451 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,080 Speaker 1: average number of partners is, but it does seem like 452 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:49,240 Speaker 1: with numbers in that range, I think it's probably pretty 453 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,800 Speaker 1: average that most people who are I don't think it's 454 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,600 Speaker 1: crazy to say most people are sexually active come across 455 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:55,440 Speaker 1: from Yeah. 456 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's very possible to not come across one. 457 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,760 Speaker 2: But given those statistics, but if you've if you've put 458 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,600 Speaker 2: up decent numbers, you probably have seen a few. And 459 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:06,880 Speaker 2: right and go for you. 460 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, God bless and there. 461 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,160 Speaker 2: We talked about this a little bit when the mics 462 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:18,680 Speaker 2: were were not hot. But one of the reasons that 463 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:22,560 Speaker 2: people claim for needing to circumcise your child is because 464 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,880 Speaker 2: of health concerns, a cleanliness issue, and I think you 465 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,320 Speaker 2: should speak to that is that Has that ever been 466 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,560 Speaker 2: a concern? Is it something you would fear for for 467 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,920 Speaker 2: a future, David Borie. 468 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,120 Speaker 1: I would not. I mean there was as a kid, 469 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:44,480 Speaker 1: you were taught to properly clean yourself. Sure what I mean? 470 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:48,920 Speaker 1: So it like, but that is always that is always 471 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,400 Speaker 1: the main kind of thing I've heard against it. But 472 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,440 Speaker 1: to me, if anything, if anywhere there is a conspiracy, 473 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,880 Speaker 1: that is what rings like propaganda To me. The idea 474 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:02,920 Speaker 1: of like it being like not as clean because you 475 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,240 Speaker 1: know what I mean, because I've also never heard of 476 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:09,400 Speaker 1: someone you know, even like we'll say, within the context 477 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,280 Speaker 1: of my family overseas, I never heard of somebody like, oh, 478 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,400 Speaker 1: his dick was so dirty it fell off, right, whatever 479 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,320 Speaker 1: the claim is to be like that, because you also 480 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,800 Speaker 1: have to remember that it is natural. Yeah, so within 481 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,760 Speaker 1: that the body is set up to be that way. 482 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,520 Speaker 1: So it's like a hard it's a hard to sell 483 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:31,200 Speaker 1: the idea that like we have to give this surgery. 484 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:36,040 Speaker 2: To be able to justify even keeping this thing because 485 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,400 Speaker 2: of how dirty it's gonna get. 486 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't really make sense. 487 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:44,000 Speaker 2: And where do you think, if you put your conspiratorial 488 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,880 Speaker 2: head on, where do you think that propaganda was born? Like, 489 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,680 Speaker 2: where do you think that's coming from? 490 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,600 Speaker 1: I mean, you know the type of people who do 491 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:57,720 Speaker 1: it the most. No, that's purely a joke. I don't. 492 00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,840 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know enough about it to understand 493 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:04,560 Speaker 1: how it caught on because that is still a minority 494 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:09,720 Speaker 1: within the country, right, the Jewish. Jewish people are a 495 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,160 Speaker 1: small minority of the whole country. So I was caught 496 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:17,680 Speaker 1: on as like the status quo. I really don't know. 497 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,960 Speaker 1: Olivia also said I needed to be known. Olivia said, 498 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,160 Speaker 1: people don't know. It's actually more pleasurable for people with 499 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,920 Speaker 1: vaginas ha ha. 500 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:36,520 Speaker 2: No oh said that, Hey, come on, they're freak too. 501 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, they're freaking they freaking. Uh but yeah, I don't so. 502 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:48,120 Speaker 1: I I experienced no issues with cleanliness. I guess I 503 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,560 Speaker 1: could see it being a problem, but it's much like 504 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,200 Speaker 1: all hygiene. If you don't keep up on it's the 505 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,640 Speaker 1: same way where if you don't brush your teeth, you 506 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,840 Speaker 1: know what I mean. Yeah, I mean I think no, 507 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,640 Speaker 1: I don't think it's I don't think it's a major. 508 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,880 Speaker 2: I think you also have to teach a boy to 509 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,400 Speaker 2: clean his gooch and you know what I mean, Like 510 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:10,120 Speaker 2: I hit behind the ears and the belly button, Like 511 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,680 Speaker 2: there's a lot of stuff you got to show a kid, 512 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:17,200 Speaker 2: and and that's more circumstantial than it is like, oh, 513 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:22,680 Speaker 2: this paenis will objectively always be dirty because because of 514 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,560 Speaker 2: the way it's built. 515 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, if anything is built with a natural protect protection. 516 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:31,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a little got a little overcoat, yeah, 517 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:40,840 Speaker 2: little batman uh batman cape? Yeahugg Yeah that did got 518 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:48,840 Speaker 2: a do rag on it. So uh yeah that that 519 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,120 Speaker 2: has always felt like propaganda. I will also say that 520 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:57,360 Speaker 2: I looked up if circumcision does affect the penis size, 521 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:02,240 Speaker 2: and there's immediately the AI overview sort of breaks down. 522 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:06,400 Speaker 2: This circumcision does not affect penis size. During circumcision, only 523 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:10,440 Speaker 2: the foreskin of the penis is removing. Penal size is 524 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:15,840 Speaker 2: determined by deeper anato anatomical structures. However, some studies have 525 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:21,200 Speaker 2: suggested a possible connection between circumcision and a shorter penis, 526 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:25,080 Speaker 2: but these studies may have had small sample sizes or 527 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:29,280 Speaker 2: not accounted for all controls, which makes sense, right, because 528 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:33,600 Speaker 2: if you're associating the circumcision with a shorter penis, you 529 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:37,520 Speaker 2: might be pulling from too much of a homogeneous group, 530 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,680 Speaker 2: thus shrinking the market share. 531 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:46,560 Speaker 1: I've also said that I've also and this is once 532 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:50,200 Speaker 1: again totally just like hearsay. I'm also heard that it 533 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,760 Speaker 1: makes it more pleasurable for the person with the dick 534 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:59,240 Speaker 1: as well as the vagina m and that that circumcised penises' 535 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,880 Speaker 1: is just sort of like a dual club you're forcing 536 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,680 Speaker 1: inside your partner night after night. 537 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,080 Speaker 2: I didn't know now, I've never heard that, and I 538 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:12,400 Speaker 2: was saying something similar that that that it actually feels 539 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:17,040 Speaker 2: better for both both parties. I have heard that it 540 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,680 Speaker 2: feels better for the dude, that like we're giving dude, 541 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,200 Speaker 2: we're taking a little bit away from the dudes by 542 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,440 Speaker 2: taking their foreskin away. But I will also say I've 543 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,400 Speaker 2: been having a great time. If I'm missing out on 544 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:35,239 Speaker 2: a little bit of fun, that's all right. I ain't 545 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,319 Speaker 2: got to go to every room at this party. I'm 546 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:42,239 Speaker 2: having a fun time here in the living room with y'all, is. 547 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,080 Speaker 1: What I'm saying. They're doing crazy shit in the back. 548 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,000 Speaker 2: That ain't for me. 549 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,600 Speaker 1: Different literally different strokes, strokes. 550 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,359 Speaker 2: So yeah, I guess there is a possibility that it's 551 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:03,400 Speaker 2: more pleasurable both parties, I assume, am I truly I 552 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,719 Speaker 2: don't understand. Is it more pleasurable for the person receiving 553 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:11,560 Speaker 2: because there's more pressure created by like that additional skin 554 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:16,480 Speaker 2: you're asking bay, right, I'm asking whoever's to tell me. 555 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:23,920 Speaker 2: I've never done it any other way? Right, But but okay, 556 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:28,000 Speaker 2: fair enough. Oh for vaginas, it's good for the clip, 557 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,879 Speaker 2: is what we're we're being told on different chats. 558 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:38,600 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that does that does make sense. I I 559 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,440 Speaker 1: know it. I know what they're saying exactly yes, that 560 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:46,000 Speaker 1: is yeah, oh yeah, okay, Oh I never wow, I 561 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:50,720 Speaker 1: never thought about that. It just it rubs up. There's 562 00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:52,920 Speaker 1: more skin there, so it rubs up against it. I 563 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:57,720 Speaker 1: never thought about that, the idea of not having that. Damn. 564 00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:02,640 Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry to all those clips I've left unstimulated 565 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:08,040 Speaker 2: because of my week week shaven penis. But uh, you know, 566 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:12,160 Speaker 2: try my best for men. I think the butthole has 567 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:16,000 Speaker 2: a lot of stimulation. Yeah, I think that that's true, 568 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:25,319 Speaker 2: foreskinned or not for skinned that ass I think I 569 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:29,920 Speaker 2: think butt's open for business for certain people and they 570 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:37,359 Speaker 2: get a lot of simulation out of it. Was that 571 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,480 Speaker 2: eloquently put to? 572 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,080 Speaker 1: Uh no, No, it was much better when you were 573 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,560 Speaker 1: talking about your family. 574 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:49,960 Speaker 2: That we need to take one more break. We're gonna 575 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,080 Speaker 2: come back and we're gonna wrap up this conversation about foreskins. 576 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,120 Speaker 2: I thought about a few other things that I want 577 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,640 Speaker 2: to ask you about. Okay, we're in second break. We're 578 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,680 Speaker 2: gonna be back with more, David, more likes than more. 579 00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:11,080 Speaker 2: Mama told me we're calling upon you because we have 580 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,920 Speaker 2: we have new merch. 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And then we have t shirts that 590 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,399 Speaker 1: say proud little Mama, which is who you are. 591 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my 592 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:49,160 Speaker 2: mama told me dot merch table dot com. It's a 593 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,160 Speaker 2: brand new name, but it's the same old merch and 594 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,920 Speaker 2: we would love for you to get some if you 595 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,879 Speaker 2: haven't got it already, and we want you to have 596 00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:02,279 Speaker 2: all the sweet stuff, so get it. Why are. 597 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,040 Speaker 1: Something's going on? 598 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,680 Speaker 2: Can I smell yo? 599 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,200 Speaker 1: Big? And is it cut? We are talking. 600 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,080 Speaker 2: But you can smell it. But she doesn't know what 601 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:18,719 Speaker 2: it looks like. 602 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:23,160 Speaker 1: She just I don't know, man, I'm just trying to 603 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,600 Speaker 1: have fun with my friends. 604 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,360 Speaker 2: Sorry. Yeah, I came in like a real hater asking 605 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,400 Speaker 2: for clarification. 606 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,520 Speaker 1: So we were talking about over the break, and I 607 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,640 Speaker 1: was saying because Langs mentioned that I'm not nailing for 608 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:44,319 Speaker 1: the idea of advocacy for circumcision, and it's because I 609 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,359 Speaker 1: am pretty ambivalent towards it. I'm definitely not like one 610 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,480 Speaker 1: of these people who's like, you have to I don't 611 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,799 Speaker 1: believe that trauma thing or anything like that. Do I 612 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:57,000 Speaker 1: believe it's necessary, obviously not have lived a life without it, 613 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,680 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But do you. 614 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:05,680 Speaker 2: See and would you see any reason for going through 615 00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:09,879 Speaker 2: with it for your kid or you like? No, there's 616 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,320 Speaker 2: no way in the world that I would find myself 617 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,480 Speaker 2: letting that happen at this point. 618 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,839 Speaker 1: I don't think so. It would have to be a 619 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:21,560 Speaker 1: pretty good argument. If the only argument is it would 620 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:25,160 Speaker 1: be different. His dick would be different than most of 621 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,840 Speaker 1: the dicks in this one section of a world that 622 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,400 Speaker 1: I hope he goes out to explore the No, I 623 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,480 Speaker 1: don't really see that doesn't I got you. That doesn't 624 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,920 Speaker 1: seem necessary or really all that important to me. 625 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:42,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, No, that's fair, that makes perfect sense. It is 626 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:47,399 Speaker 2: worth noting that you you also talked a little bit 627 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:52,160 Speaker 2: about the sort of manipulative quality the propaganda as it 628 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:56,920 Speaker 2: relates to making people feel less than that that I 629 00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,600 Speaker 2: think we should discuss that that the the andandard of 630 00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:07,759 Speaker 2: circumcision does create I guess bigotry of sorts. I penis 631 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,919 Speaker 2: size and shape and cuts and ship. 632 00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:14,640 Speaker 1: I think when I was younger, when I was first 633 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,080 Speaker 1: getting it touched, I think I was maybe more worried 634 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,879 Speaker 1: about it. But it's like, as far as like the 635 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:27,920 Speaker 1: idea of as far as the idea of bodily things 636 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:33,239 Speaker 1: that you have that are bigoted, I'm hitting a trifecta, right, 637 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,759 Speaker 1: So I've always it's been an uphill battle. Anyways. I 638 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,640 Speaker 1: had to love you because it's like, I'm black as hell, 639 00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,759 Speaker 1: I'm fat as how I got a big, old, uncut dick, 640 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,600 Speaker 1: So it was like I got it. I gotta I 641 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,800 Speaker 1: gotta embrace all this shit, you know what I'm saying. 642 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,040 Speaker 1: I gotta embrace all this shit. Anyway, So that was 643 00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,799 Speaker 1: always uphill battle. So it was never like the dick 644 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,719 Speaker 1: was never the thing that I thought I thought that 645 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,360 Speaker 1: people would find the most off pity. 646 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:04,040 Speaker 2: It wasn't gonna cripple you in your effort to achieve. 647 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,520 Speaker 1: No, I'm strong, you know what I mean. Goodbye man, 648 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,480 Speaker 1: A weaker man with a cave. But yeah, I don't know. 649 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:17,759 Speaker 1: I I think any idea of thinking about like my 650 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,640 Speaker 1: if I were to have a son, and what I 651 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:23,600 Speaker 1: would think, Yeah, it's hard for you, I you'd be 652 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,560 Speaker 1: hard for us to find a way to convince me 653 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,640 Speaker 1: that it's necessary. 654 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,120 Speaker 2: I had a kid I went to high school with 655 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,720 Speaker 2: who got circumcised while we were in high school. God, 656 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:39,719 Speaker 2: it was the funniest day. 657 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,719 Speaker 1: I think his cousin might have told everybody that's a 658 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,480 Speaker 1: bad cousin. 659 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,439 Speaker 2: I can't remember how we found out, but I do 660 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:54,160 Speaker 2: remember that he left, like for two days or whatever 661 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,799 Speaker 2: it is, and us being like, yo, wear such and such. 662 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,160 Speaker 2: Ad I'm going to respect him enough not to say 663 00:41:59,160 --> 00:41:59,600 Speaker 2: his name. 664 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, more bile me. 665 00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,799 Speaker 2: I think probably would have said his name, but they 666 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,760 Speaker 2: were like, yo, we're such and such. And then somebody knew, 667 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,640 Speaker 2: like where he was. It might have been his girl. 668 00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:16,880 Speaker 2: It might have been his cousin. Somebody, Wait, so we 669 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,920 Speaker 2: had a girl. That's interesting. It was fascinating. It truly 670 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:24,120 Speaker 2: was like a choice of like, no, this is what 671 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,880 Speaker 2: I want to do. And then he came back two 672 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,319 Speaker 2: days later and we just ate him alive for being 673 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,000 Speaker 2: a man, making a choice. 674 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,680 Speaker 1: To be ra motherfuckers, to be like the rest of 675 00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,480 Speaker 1: you jackals. 676 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,959 Speaker 2: As if we didn't all go through it, as if 677 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:44,480 Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like this wasn't just a 678 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,720 Speaker 2: dude trying to fit in and be himself or feel 679 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:51,480 Speaker 2: better inside of his body. Like it all had a 680 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,719 Speaker 2: logic and we were like, Nope, we're going to make 681 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,200 Speaker 2: him feel lo lo lo lo lo low for the 682 00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:00,240 Speaker 2: next three weeks. 683 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,120 Speaker 1: But then didn't settle in at some point. 684 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you stop worrying about it because you know, 685 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,600 Speaker 2: like I said, he had a girl and he was 686 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:15,000 Speaker 2: having he was having sex. It wasn't affecting the one 687 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:20,120 Speaker 2: thing that we valued much more than anything else. So yeah, 688 00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:26,640 Speaker 2: do your thing, bro, I'm just teasing. But imagine if 689 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:29,799 Speaker 2: he wasn't having sex and he had to deal with 690 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,239 Speaker 2: the repercussions of us making fun of him and not 691 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,600 Speaker 2: getting any afterwards. 692 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,920 Speaker 1: That that would almost be a bridge too far. It 693 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,839 Speaker 1: would have killed him. Yeah, that would be too much. 694 00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:45,120 Speaker 2: That's that's how you kill a young man. 695 00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:52,640 Speaker 1: It's also an interesting thing to be bullied about or for, 696 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,439 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, It is very strange because 697 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:59,760 Speaker 1: it is like, what are you worried about it? 698 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,919 Speaker 2: It's weird that you would even know, bro. 699 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:06,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you worried about dick? 700 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:10,200 Speaker 2: Fifteen year old me doesn't agree. Fifteen year old me 701 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:14,480 Speaker 2: is like, any information I've ever heard about any of 702 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,880 Speaker 2: your body parts is going to be a roast session. 703 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,680 Speaker 1: I don't care. But that's because you're upset with your 704 00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,279 Speaker 1: own nipples, of course. Yeah. 705 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:27,920 Speaker 2: No, where, every every true good ross comes from a 706 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,520 Speaker 2: little place of self hate. That's why you make it 707 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:34,879 Speaker 2: so loud and aggressive so that people don't notice your 708 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,040 Speaker 2: weak spots. 709 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,320 Speaker 1: But also, I'm not like a big advocate for it, 710 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:42,040 Speaker 1: so it's not something I'm like ambarrassed about or whatever. 711 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,879 Speaker 1: But I'm talking about it on podcasts. But I'm also 712 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,000 Speaker 1: not like out here screaming from the tree tops about it, 713 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,759 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, so I don't. I 714 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:55,800 Speaker 1: don't think that's necessarily a shame thing, but I don't. 715 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:57,759 Speaker 1: It's just not that important to me, you know. 716 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:06,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, I I guess I feel it's important largely for 717 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:13,440 Speaker 2: simplicity's sake, more than because of the the literal, like 718 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:17,920 Speaker 2: penis itself needing to be a certain way, Like I 719 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:22,200 Speaker 2: think it just will make my life easier if his 720 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,359 Speaker 2: penis looks like my penis, And so that's what we're 721 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:25,879 Speaker 2: gonna do. 722 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,400 Speaker 1: But no, I mean that's I think that I'm the 723 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,879 Speaker 1: main thing, right, Yeah, you only have to convince one 724 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,720 Speaker 1: generation and then I'll just keep going. 725 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,560 Speaker 2: And I do I I you know, I imagine there 726 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,920 Speaker 2: are some of our listeners who are gonna say horrible, 727 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:46,759 Speaker 2: mean things back to me because I'm introducing this, this 728 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,400 Speaker 2: life ending trauma to my child. And if that's the case, 729 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,240 Speaker 2: fuck you bitch. 730 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:57,880 Speaker 1: I don't know what for me. This might be a weird, 731 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,920 Speaker 1: this might not be even easy to answer. But do 732 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:06,799 Speaker 1: you feel like your penis looking like your father's penis? Maid? 733 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,239 Speaker 1: I know this is like weird territory. I said, does 734 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,000 Speaker 1: you do you think your dick looking like your dad's 735 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,160 Speaker 1: dick made any kind of difference? 736 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,959 Speaker 2: No? But but I I also don't. 737 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,359 Speaker 1: I didn't grow up with the dad, so I don't 738 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,920 Speaker 1: know how much How much are you see in your 739 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:22,440 Speaker 1: dad's dick? 740 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:28,240 Speaker 2: I wasn't saying it a lot, but I wasn't saying 741 00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:30,239 Speaker 2: it a lot. But when you're a kid, you see 742 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,640 Speaker 2: your parents' bodies. 743 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,080 Speaker 1: I think, right, you see your parents. 744 00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:37,440 Speaker 2: Nay, there are moments that's sort of like like, oh, okay, 745 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,680 Speaker 2: I've seen your body, you've seen mine? And and that's 746 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,200 Speaker 2: just the way it is with their when you have kids. 747 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:47,560 Speaker 2: And so I saw it enough and nothing about it 748 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,520 Speaker 2: needed explanation if that means. 749 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,480 Speaker 1: Right, and that maybe I could see how there could 750 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:53,239 Speaker 1: be a hang up. 751 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,759 Speaker 2: It's not even a crazy explanation. It's not even like 752 00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,719 Speaker 2: a you know what I mean, Like, oh my god, 753 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:03,800 Speaker 2: how do I begin to have this conversation? But parenting 754 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:07,120 Speaker 2: is hard enough and I don't need an extra hurt, 755 00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,479 Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Like day to day 756 00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:14,759 Speaker 2: my daughter cusses me out for basic things that have 757 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,520 Speaker 2: nothing to do with the shape of her If we 758 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,400 Speaker 2: can cut one of those things out of the conversation, 759 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,439 Speaker 2: then we're having a better day. 760 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:28,719 Speaker 1: Okay. I I have wondered about like there's not like 761 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:34,800 Speaker 1: any role to you, just like it's just like this, right. 762 00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I don't have a roll ship. 763 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,280 Speaker 1: No no, no, But you don't understand. You don't understand 764 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,040 Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like around the shaft, you're just rubbing. 765 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,600 Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain what I'm saying. It's 766 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,200 Speaker 1: just like this, this is it's the same as this is, 767 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,880 Speaker 1: this is jerking on this, it's the same thing. I 768 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,640 Speaker 1: don't I don't like this at all. 769 00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:58,600 Speaker 2: I I won't stand for this for one second. There's 770 00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:07,760 Speaker 2: no world where you present this and this as jerking 771 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:11,279 Speaker 2: off and I go, yeah, yep, it's like that. 772 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,920 Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying though? That there's no. 773 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,040 Speaker 2: I don't understand a goddamn thing if you're gonna speak 774 00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:20,120 Speaker 2: to me like this. If you want to have a 775 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:23,880 Speaker 2: conversation about a penis with me, you go down to 776 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:28,160 Speaker 2: your local grocer and you get a size appropriate vegetable 777 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:31,240 Speaker 2: or fruit and you come to me like a man. 778 00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:32,480 Speaker 2: You're a hotel. 779 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,040 Speaker 1: I don't have a bunch of dick shaped shit in here, 780 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:39,120 Speaker 1: David boy. That's not my business. That's not my goddamn business. 781 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:43,560 Speaker 2: But what's not gonna happen is you make my penis 782 00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:52,080 Speaker 2: a non NBA pointer finger and then jerk it off 783 00:48:52,120 --> 00:49:00,680 Speaker 2: with your thumb and your index and I go, look correct, 784 00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:06,919 Speaker 2: to me, all feels right, and all feels right at home. 785 00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:09,960 Speaker 1: It doesn't because it doesn't work though, because it's not 786 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:11,279 Speaker 1: my hand is. 787 00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:17,160 Speaker 2: No, sir, you show me some goddamn respect. 788 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:22,000 Speaker 1: I know I don't like Okay, okay, okay, hold on, 789 00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,359 Speaker 1: let me think. Yeah, the tag off this bottle. 790 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:29,920 Speaker 2: Look at him uncrumpling his crusty penis. 791 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:37,719 Speaker 1: Like, there's no extra skin here, right, So it's just 792 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:41,840 Speaker 1: this is just it. Yeah, that's right. That's that's the 793 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,359 Speaker 1: whole thing. That's it. 794 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:45,839 Speaker 2: Now you get the head in there. Yeah, yeah, you 795 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:46,919 Speaker 2: get it, You get the whole thing. 796 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,720 Speaker 1: Doesn't it really seem like it's good of a time? 797 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,719 Speaker 2: Brother? I don't know the difference. I'll never feel what 798 00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,760 Speaker 2: I'll never feel what you feel. So I'm not missing anything, 799 00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,600 Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Like, you can tell 800 00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,200 Speaker 2: me it's not as good of a time, but I 801 00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:02,879 Speaker 2: truly can't. 802 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:03,960 Speaker 1: I don't know though. 803 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,400 Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It's just I think you just 804 00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,400 Speaker 2: had the choice made for you one way or the 805 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,880 Speaker 2: other of what kind of pleasure you'll have. So when 806 00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:17,040 Speaker 2: people are like, well it's better, it's like but they'll 807 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:17,919 Speaker 2: be okay. 808 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna like fucking whatever you do to it, 809 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,120 Speaker 1: you're gonna like to put it in stuff. 810 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:32,840 Speaker 2: Those nuts still bust. It's it's fine. 811 00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:38,400 Speaker 1: That's why people are always talking about lotion. Mm hmmm. 812 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,799 Speaker 2: So you don't need lotion because your skin is the 813 00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:43,200 Speaker 2: is the lupergant. 814 00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:43,920 Speaker 1: What's happening? 815 00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:48,040 Speaker 2: It like it moves right, so you can just hold 816 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,839 Speaker 2: the skin and move across the penis. 817 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:55,319 Speaker 1: Yes, does that make sense? Yeah, that's what I say. 818 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:58,040 Speaker 1: That's what I was trying to do with this. That's 819 00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:58,520 Speaker 1: what I got. 820 00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:01,160 Speaker 2: I got you, and I'll be honest with you. I 821 00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:04,520 Speaker 2: understood back then, but I wasn't going to consent to it. 822 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:12,919 Speaker 1: Okay, I followed. I just wasn't gonna I can't play 823 00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:17,080 Speaker 1: that because okay, now this is funny. Going back, I 824 00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,840 Speaker 1: do remember this idea of like you need people be 825 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,959 Speaker 1: like I gotta have a jug off the lotion. 826 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:26,839 Speaker 2: It never seemed that necessary to you. 827 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,439 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, yeah. 828 00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:33,520 Speaker 2: Now we're we're we're straight up against the Uh this 829 00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:35,920 Speaker 2: wood floors down here. You know what I mean, there 830 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,440 Speaker 2: is no there's no carpet. 831 00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:43,320 Speaker 1: No, you gotta get some shot grugs. Baby, Nope, I 832 00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,680 Speaker 1: mean it's too late. Like you said, is there there's 833 00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:48,400 Speaker 1: no regrown there's no right. 834 00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,080 Speaker 2: There actually is, And I'm glad, I somehow, I'm glad 835 00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:54,400 Speaker 2: this came up. There are people, there is a wave 836 00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:01,399 Speaker 2: cult of people who are actively trying to regrow their foreskins, 837 00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:05,120 Speaker 2: and there's like I guess these these weights that. 838 00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:10,920 Speaker 1: You can attach to your penis horrible to whatever happens. 839 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,960 Speaker 2: Over time, just weigh it down until the foreskin pulls 840 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,680 Speaker 2: and regrows. That's how bad they want whatever you've been 841 00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,320 Speaker 2: selling of like, oh, it feels so much better. 842 00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:24,000 Speaker 1: I don't know if I've been selling it feels better. 843 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,280 Speaker 1: I'm just living my life. 844 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:30,399 Speaker 2: No, you and your your your ilk folks like you, 845 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:35,120 Speaker 2: the the sickos out there. I mean, you have been 846 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,680 Speaker 2: telling us over and over again that our penises are 847 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:38,839 Speaker 2: numb with. 848 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:44,600 Speaker 1: It sounds terrible. It does sound terrible. It does sound 849 00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,759 Speaker 1: like it sucks to jerk off. 850 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:50,400 Speaker 2: Listen, I've been doing just fine for quite a while. 851 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,279 Speaker 1: Doesn't seem like it simulate sex at all. It's just 852 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:58,000 Speaker 1: your Yeah, that sounds bad. Whatever. I guess some people 853 00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,760 Speaker 1: like skinless chicken tenders. 854 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,319 Speaker 2: You put enough seasoning on it, they're pretty good. 855 00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:09,040 Speaker 1: Not as good as a PRETI, but whatever. Uh, Listen, 856 00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,040 Speaker 1: we're not gonna come to We both like. 857 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,400 Speaker 2: It healthier though, that's healthier. 858 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,960 Speaker 1: How great has the life lived if there's no pleasure involved? 859 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:19,480 Speaker 1: You know what I mean? 860 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:23,040 Speaker 2: It is just okay, Okay, now we're doing yeats. 861 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,319 Speaker 1: Listen. At the end of the day, we're just two 862 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:34,120 Speaker 1: guys who like our dicks. That's that's it. I think 863 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:35,759 Speaker 1: that's all we got. I think that's right. 864 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,719 Speaker 2: And uh and I pray that you like your dick 865 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,160 Speaker 2: all right, there's nothing else to say about this. I 866 00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,240 Speaker 2: don't think that the circumcisions are real. 867 00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:52,600 Speaker 4: Uh and and we hope that uh, we hope that 868 00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:58,680 Speaker 4: whoever is getting circumcisedes happy with that choice. 869 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,080 Speaker 1: I don't you want to tell the people where they 870 00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:06,719 Speaker 1: can find you? Cool guy jokes, Sadie said, Cool Guy 871 00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:13,640 Speaker 1: Jokes eighty seven on Instagram, Patreon, dot com, backslash David 872 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:19,719 Speaker 1: Bori all special updates, interviews coming out weekly on that 873 00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,799 Speaker 1: until the special and after the special comes out, got 874 00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:26,319 Speaker 1: some great content. We interviewed Langston. It was amazing. He 875 00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:30,120 Speaker 1: was very funny. That's gonna be on there. Also, the 876 00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:33,040 Speaker 1: special looks great by it when it comes out. It's 877 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,960 Speaker 1: very funny, it looks beautiful. 878 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:39,880 Speaker 2: So I saw a very funny clip so far, and 879 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:44,000 Speaker 2: goddamn it made me laugh out loud. Both the jokes 880 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,239 Speaker 2: are great, but also the circumstances of the special are 881 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:49,560 Speaker 2: are just naturally hilarious. 882 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,719 Speaker 1: I love it. I feel like it. Yeah, so do 883 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:58,000 Speaker 1: that And exploding kittens July twelve and Kittensflicks. I play 884 00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,080 Speaker 1: a little baby Angel. 885 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:03,280 Speaker 2: Okay, I like that And as always, you can follow 886 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:09,279 Speaker 2: me at Langston Kerrman. 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