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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is it's

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Speaker 1: between me and the mouse.

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Speaker 2: Okay, girl, I don't well.

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Speaker 1: No it isn't. We'll find out what that's all about.

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Speaker 2: We'll get into it in just a few because.

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Speaker 1: Right now the Nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: Nephew, Nephew is here. I'm forgiving this out.

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Speaker 3: This is right here has dedicated to everybody in Columbia,

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Speaker 3: South Carolina and all the ladies that are coming to

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Speaker 3: the Women's Empowerment that's going on September twenty eighth weekend

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Speaker 3: where the Nephew will be there. That's the house party

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Speaker 3: Comedy Jam. Tickets are on sale right now. This is

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Speaker 3: dedicated to you. This right here is the Sleeping Security God.

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Speaker 3: Sleeping Security God. Now the security God is not sleep.

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Speaker 3: I don't want you to get that twisted, but we

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Speaker 3: call it the Sleeping Security God.

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Speaker 2: Cat dog. If you would.

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Speaker 4: Security booth man help you a uh uh this stuff

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Speaker 4: I can barely hear.

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Speaker 3: Is this is this a security booth down by the

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Speaker 3: by the.

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Speaker 4: Gate, Yes, sir, this security booth.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, listen, man, it's some people uh, next door to me,

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Speaker 3: they they keep I'm here and a bunch of scuffling

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Speaker 3: and stuff going on. But I ain't you know, I

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Speaker 3: ain't really show what's happening. I know, I know I'm

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Speaker 3: heard this lady scream or something. Man, But I I just.

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Speaker 4: Okay, sir, if you can give us the UNI number

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Speaker 4: that you're in, we could have somebody come right over

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Speaker 4: there and check that out.

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Speaker 5: Hello, sir, sure, Hello, yeah, Uh, I gotta I gotta

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Speaker 5: sleep in disorder.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 3: So people next door to me, Man, they was and

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Speaker 3: they were sitting there. I heard this ladys screen and

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Speaker 3: I just didn't. I ain't want nobody to, you know,

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Speaker 3: start shooting or nothing, because I know they was arguing

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Speaker 3: pretty pretty heavily, and I heard it.

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Speaker 2: I know they must have been fighting because I heard.

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Speaker 5: I understand.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, what what unit are you in?

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Speaker 6: Hello? Sir?

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Speaker 4: Are you there?

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Speaker 6: Hello?

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Speaker 4: Hello?

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Speaker 6: Hello, Yes, I'm here.

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Speaker 4: Are you okay?

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Speaker 2: You're the security guy.

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Speaker 4: Right, Yes, sir, you called us about ten minutes ago,

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Speaker 4: and we've been trying to find out what unit drink.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, man, these people up here, man, they arguing,

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Speaker 3: and I be I'm hearing more people over there now

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Speaker 3: and they fighting men.

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Speaker 5: I know.

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Speaker 2: I hear too. It's got to be too mean in

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Speaker 2: the fighting this lady.

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Speaker 4: Over But tell me the unit, the unit, sir.

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Speaker 2: I hear some kids over there to it.

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Speaker 6: Sir.

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Speaker 4: We need to know the unit so that we can

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Speaker 4: come out and investigate.

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Speaker 6: Hello, hello, sir, Hello, Hello, hello sir.

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Speaker 4: H huh hey hey, look I cannot do this all day.

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Speaker 4: I am trying to work. I cannot be around with

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Speaker 4: you on the phone. Could you please give me your

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Speaker 4: unit number?

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Speaker 2: Them people over there they arguing.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you have said that they are arguing. I heard

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Speaker 4: you when you said that they will argue, sir. If

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Speaker 4: you just give me that union number that either you

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Speaker 4: are in or the union number you hear the no

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Speaker 4: it's coming from, we could have somebody to come over

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Speaker 4: there and check that out immediately. So what the union

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Speaker 4: number are you in against?

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Speaker 5: Sir?

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Speaker 2: Do you do? You do? You?

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Speaker 5: Do?

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Speaker 2: You hear him argus? See, let me put you I.

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Speaker 6: Only hear your nord.

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Speaker 4: I need the unit number.

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Speaker 2: Let me listen, gonna put the phone up.

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Speaker 4: Do you hear him?

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Speaker 6: Yes, sir, but I don't hear the unit number. I

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Speaker 6: need the unit number. Without the union number, we're just

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Speaker 6: having a conversation. Hello, Hello there low Hello, sure are

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Speaker 6: you there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? Oh amen? You checked on them.

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Speaker 4: People, No, sir, we have not checked on the people

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Speaker 4: because we have not been able to get the union

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Speaker 4: number from you. Sir, fall sleep. Every time he gets

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Speaker 4: ready to tell me something, he falls sleep. You've got

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Speaker 4: to sit it. He's falling to sleep. Hey, man, come here, dude,

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Speaker 4: this guy falling asleep on the phone. I think it's

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Speaker 4: unit out of him to keep falling asleep. Hello, sir,

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Speaker 4: Hell sir, sir, Hey man, I don't know what unit

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Speaker 4: he's in. He's falling asleep. Every time I ask him something,

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Speaker 4: he falls asleep. He keeps telling me they over that

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Speaker 4: fight bottles in. He won't tell me you. I don't talk.

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Speaker 4: I don't know to you. What's the would you wake up? Sleep?

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Speaker 5: Hey?

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Speaker 4: I got a guy on the phone and he says

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Speaker 4: that he's here from screaming over it by a unit.

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Speaker 4: But he's fallowing asleep. I don't can't get him on

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Speaker 4: get into tell him what.

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Speaker 6: His unit numbers. Hey, dude, come in.

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Speaker 4: Listen to this. Hello, I'm gonna need you to wake up, sir, sir,

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Speaker 4: could you please give me the unit?

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Speaker 2: What I gotta ask you something.

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Speaker 3: How come y'all all y'all do is just sit on

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Speaker 3: y'all to watch cars come in and out there door

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Speaker 3: instead of helping people that need help.

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Speaker 2: Like number, you shut your at me. You need to

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Speaker 2: do your damn job. You rent a cop.

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Speaker 4: I'm a rital cop.

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Speaker 6: I'm a rental cop.

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Speaker 4: But the fall asleep.

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Speaker 6: But you just give me the un number. Please?

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Speaker 2: I give you the number of the union number. You

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Speaker 2: ready for the union number? Are you? Are you listening

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Speaker 2: to me?

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Speaker 6: Yes, I says to you, sir.

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Speaker 3: That is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: You just out rank by your co worker.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, crazy, It's not funny, man. This is y'all got

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Speaker 4: me out here walking around and looking for people hollering

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Speaker 4: and screaming it you put it?

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Speaker 6: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Let me let me ask you something man.

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Speaker 3: What is what is the baddest radio show in the land,

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Speaker 3: the Steam.

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Speaker 6: Harvey Morning Show?

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Speaker 2: And now you have it?

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Speaker 3: Come on, huh, just just just keep falling asleep?

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Speaker 2: What it keep bees like this? You keep following us? Sleep?

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Speaker 2: Wake your mother one more time?

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Speaker 3: And Nephew was coming to Columbia, South Carolina September to

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Speaker 3: twenty sixth House Party Comedy Jam. That's the Women's Empowerment

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Speaker 3: Conference going on. You do not want to miss. The

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Speaker 3: tickets are on sale right now, laying in the cut.

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Speaker 3: It is the Sweetest Day Comedy. Damn That Saturday October

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Speaker 3: to nineteenth, Bill Bellamy, Tony Roberts, Lounell, the one and Only,

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Speaker 3: Mark Curry, Tommy Davidson, and yours true late nephew, Timmy.

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Speaker 3: We will be at the wind Trust Arena. That is Saturday,

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Speaker 3: October nineteenth. Tickets own seal right now. Then we're gonna

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Speaker 3: go down there in Louisiana October to twenty sixth. Yes,

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Speaker 3: October twenty sixth, Nephew, tim your friends at the Hyman

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Speaker 3: Center La Fiette, Baby, Louisiana. The Nephew is coming to town.

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Speaker 3: Tickets on own sale, red now, red now, Okay, I

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Speaker 3: ain't enough.

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Speaker 2: That's enough of right now yet red.

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Speaker 1: Now, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next my

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Speaker 1: Strawberry letter for today. The subject is this between me

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Speaker 1: and the mouse. We'll get into that and find out

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Speaker 1: what that's all about. Right after this. You're listening Hard

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Speaker 1: Morning Show