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Speaker 1: two thousand and fifteen because I was a teenager then

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Speaker 1: and life was much more simple. It's the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: And that's a text message we just got in at

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Speaker 1: four one oh six one. It's time for America's most

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Speaker 1: exciting and favorite game show. It's not a game show

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Speaker 1: today's ridiculous Internet question. And that text message we got

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Speaker 1: in at four one oh six one, because the question

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Speaker 1: today is this, what year would you time travel to

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Speaker 1: and why? So call us up eight at eight three

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Speaker 1: if you could? And why? Victoria. I would time travel

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Speaker 1: to twenty thirty in hopes that, like, in ten years,

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Speaker 1: I have a little bit more of my life together. Wait, okay,

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Speaker 1: so you would get forward in time twenty thirty three, Okay,

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Speaker 1: ten years, yeah, matth you'd go forward to thank you? Sorry, okay, okay?

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Speaker 1: What year would you time travel to and why? If

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Speaker 1: you could time travel been it, I would go back

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Speaker 1: to nineteen ninety nine because just simpler times and no technology.

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Speaker 1: But specifically so I could go to Woodstock nineteen ninety nine,

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Speaker 1: because if you've ever seen the documentary it's called train Rap,

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Speaker 1: it shows how like what Stock was one of the

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Speaker 1: wildest music festivals ever. The original one was like in

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Speaker 1: the sixties, right, yeah, OK, and then they brought it

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Speaker 1: back in the nineties and then they had to stop

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Speaker 1: it because it was wild and it ended with everything

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Speaker 1: in flames. But Limp Biscuit performed Wow, and it looks

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Speaker 1: like it was the craziest before it's ever And I

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Speaker 1: would definitely love to go back and like, oh man,

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Speaker 1: enjoying your year and maybe time travel back in time

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Speaker 1: by mentioning Limp Biscus, Oh my god, callus of eight

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Speaker 1: one oh six one Bryce, what year? What are your

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Speaker 1: time travel to? And why? I would go back sixty

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Speaker 1: five million years ago so I could see dinosaurs, because

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Speaker 1: that would be pretty awesome. That's what I was thinking too.

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Speaker 1: That was I'm having trouble deciding okay. Right, So I

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Speaker 1: was like, well, I would like to see dinosaurs. I

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Speaker 1: would like to write on a Bronto sources back, It's

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Speaker 1: always been a dream of mine. And then I would like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how I would do this, but I

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Speaker 1: would build a shelf that is too high for a

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Speaker 1: t rex to grab something off of. And I would

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Speaker 1: like to laugh as they try to grab a can

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Speaker 1: off of a shelf with this tiny little you know,

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Speaker 1: you know why t rexes can't do push ups? Right?

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Speaker 1: Why as their extinct? Right? You got me? He got

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Speaker 1: me to eight and eight three three one oh six

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Speaker 1: would you time travel to, n why? Sean, Yeah, definitely

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Speaker 1: travel back in nineteen sixty nine. I would definitely get

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Speaker 1: up Woodstock, that most epic concert ever. Okay, so you

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Speaker 1: would go to the original Woodstock. Benett would go to

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Speaker 1: the redone Woodstock in the nineties to see Limp Biscuit.

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Speaker 1: the sixties. Oh definitely Jimmy Hendrix Man. There you go, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: calls up eighty eight three four three one oh six

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Speaker 1: could time travel to any year. What year would you

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Speaker 1: time travel to and why? Christian, I have two, okay,

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Speaker 1: so number one is nineteen ninety four, because so there

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Speaker 1: were three years where Selena played the Houston Astrodome, and

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Speaker 1: there's footage from ninety three and ninety five. But the

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Speaker 1: nineteen ninety four concert that we've been taunted as Selena

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Speaker 1: fans for years that it's coming, it's coming, it's coming,

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Speaker 1: They're going to drop the whole concert. They never have.

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Speaker 1: I've been waiting literally twenty years for it. So I

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Speaker 1: would love to go and see that concert itself. I

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Speaker 1: the year before I graduated high school, because now looking back,

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Speaker 1: make it work with you. Three four three one six

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Speaker 1: travel in time, what year would you travel to and why? Hey, Grace, Yes,

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Speaker 1: what year would you travel to and why? I would

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Speaker 1: go to nineteen eighty five for Wembley's Stadium at live aide, okay,

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Speaker 1: love to see Pretty Mercury. I don't know. That was

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Speaker 1: like a worldwide concert that they had live aid back

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Speaker 1: in I guess it was. You said eighty five, right,

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Speaker 1: eighty five? Yeah, okay and yeah, it was like a

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Speaker 1: huge world concert that they did. Thank you for your call,

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Speaker 1: Grace eight eight three four three one o six one

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Speaker 1: in time, what year would you go to? And why?

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Speaker 1: Somebody texted in at four one to six one it

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Speaker 1: said I would go to nineteen seventy three and then

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't give my virginity to that jerk. But a

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Speaker 1: lot of people on the text message board and calling

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Speaker 1: in would go see a concert today? I always wanted

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Speaker 1: to see. That's what I was thinking. Yeah, well, free

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Speaker 1: answer Victoria. Who would you go back in time to see?

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be like a week ago, But who would

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Speaker 1: you go back in time to see them? There was

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Speaker 1: one concert that I constantly watched, like on YouTube, and

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Speaker 1: it's the Goo Goo Dolls singing Iris and it just

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Speaker 1: looks like the most fun. It's raining, everyone looks like

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Speaker 1: they're having a great time. That's when I would go back. Okay,

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Speaker 1: can take a suitcase and I would go back to

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Speaker 1: right when the first humans were here, walking around right

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Speaker 1: but like after they were already over you know, hitting

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Speaker 1: would bring a magic kit with me, and then I

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Speaker 1: would be the Lord and Savior because they would be like,

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Speaker 1: what the heck this guy just wall that's crazy look.

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Speaker 1: And then I would have a lighter for fire. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I would run this place for a while and then

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Speaker 1: I would change everything. Yeah, I would be definitely The

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