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Speaker 1: All right, everybody, it's that time. It's time for the

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Speaker 1: strawberry little with my free Shirley straw That's right, that's right,

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Speaker 1: subject my freakie oh man, Listen up, guys. Dear Stephen Shirley.

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Speaker 1: I am dating a distinguished retired man and after our

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Speaker 1: second date, he told me that I needed to have

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Speaker 1: an open mind about sex because he lives in alternative lifestyle.

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Speaker 1: He told me that he is into bondage and domination.

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Speaker 1: I told him we are not compatible because I'm not

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Speaker 1: into kinky sex. After a few days, he called and

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Speaker 1: told me that he liked me so much he changed

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Speaker 1: just for me. So we've been dating for two years

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Speaker 1: and our relationship is great. So he never once tried

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Speaker 1: his freaky sex moves on me. But here's my problem.

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Speaker 1: Last month, I discovered that he's back into his old

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Speaker 1: tricks and he's been viewing porn daily and he goes

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Speaker 1: into live online chat rooms with women to play out

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Speaker 1: his sexual fantasies. Outwardly, he looks like a decent churchgoing man,

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Speaker 1: but behind closed doors, he has a freaky secret that

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Speaker 1: he is hiding from me. I'm not concerned that he

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Speaker 1: will cheat on me because we haven't had sex in

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Speaker 1: the past year because of his age, his health, and

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Speaker 1: limited sexual function. I'm ten years younger than he is,

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Speaker 1: and I've contemplated leaving him because we don't have sex.

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Speaker 1: I think he needs to seek counseling because his fantasies

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Speaker 1: are taking over and forcing him to lie, lie to

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Speaker 1: me about what he's been doing in his spare time.

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Speaker 1: I could leave this man and start over with a

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Speaker 1: new man, but at my age, I do not want

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Speaker 1: to start dating again. Should I tell him that I'm

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Speaker 1: hip to what he's doing? Or should I just mind

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Speaker 1: my business and let him be as freaky as he

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Speaker 1: wants to be in private? Please help? Well, I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you this doesn't sound like a good match

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Speaker 1: you and dude, it just doesn't. I mean, he's into

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Speaker 1: all this freaky stuff that you're absolutely not into. You know,

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Speaker 1: this bondage, this kinky sex domination. And although he did

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Speaker 1: stop for a while, he couldn't keep it up through

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Speaker 1: out your relationship. He's back into it. He's back into

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Speaker 1: the porn now. I just say, you know, you guys,

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Speaker 1: haven't had sex in a year. That's a problem. That's

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Speaker 1: over half your relationship or half your relationship. You've only

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Speaker 1: dated him for two years. This is not what you want.

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Speaker 1: Nothing in this letter is indicating that this is what

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Speaker 1: you want. You want a man who's sensitive to your needs.

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Speaker 1: You want a man who gives you sex, who gives

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Speaker 1: you intimacy. You want love, you want attention. You don't

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Speaker 1: want kinky sex and porn. I think you're settling, and

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Speaker 1: you don't sound happy, like you're, you know, good with

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Speaker 1: this relationship. You just don't sound like that. You don't

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Speaker 1: give his age, but you do say you're ten years younger.

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Speaker 1: And you said the word hip. That's kind of an

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Speaker 1: old school word. So you know, I just tell you this,

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Speaker 1: don't settle. You definitely definitely deserve better than kinky, freaky

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Speaker 1: man that you're with. Okay, Steve, Hello, Well, no, my

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Speaker 1: mic was off? All right, everybody in this letter? Old, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's just get this. He's a distinguished, retired gentleman. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he old. He told me I need to have an

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Speaker 1: open mind about set because he lives an alternative lifestyle.

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Speaker 1: Alternative lifestyle. What are we talking about? Alternative lifestyle? Something

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Speaker 1: other than what you used to come on? Something direct opposite? Oh,

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Speaker 1: what you've been doing a place that you have never gone.

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Speaker 1: I want you to have old Michael, we'd have been

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Speaker 1: to do some things that you ain't thought. But I

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Speaker 1: have because I have an alternative lifestyle. That means another

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Speaker 1: look at alternative means another viewpoint. Yeah, another way to

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Speaker 1: go about it. He told me that he's into bondage

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Speaker 1: and domination. Now, who who are you talking about? Time up?

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Speaker 1: Let me play something to you. I played with you.

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Speaker 1: I play a little reindeer game. But not tying me up.

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Speaker 1: I've done that when I was younger. One time, big mistake.

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Speaker 1: Never happened again. You didn't tell us about that. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you about it right now. Where he's playing this

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Speaker 1: handcuffed game. I got handcuffed to the headboard. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: about one hundred and sixty pounds old. How old? We're

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Speaker 1: about twenty? With a strong cup, Steve, was it really

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Speaker 1: strong study? Well there was for me at one enough. Now,

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Speaker 1: what I didn't know was she had two sets of keys.

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Speaker 1: what part of it in the room, and started doing

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Speaker 1: things against my wheel. Now it was joyable till it

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Speaker 1: I said, all right, now, come on, quick playing, open

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Speaker 1: but quick playing, stick your hand in the toilet, do something.

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Speaker 1: All her clothes though. I told this, damn bed up

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Speaker 1: got back in that. It wasn't a bed no more.

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Speaker 1: She's been going about two hours. It took me a

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Speaker 1: all the skin off my wrist. I was bleeding. She

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Speaker 1: came in that room and it looked like a scene

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Speaker 1: from the exact stories. Ain't im no damn bondage. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know what domination is? You hitting me? Damn it.

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Speaker 1: We got to stop this safe word holling help, stupid.

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Speaker 1: This is worse than the threesome stories. Steve, that threeson

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Speaker 1: what using a bad threeson? Yeah? I think my cold

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Speaker 1: world with sugar honey ice tea. All right, hang on,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna get back into the letter in a minute,

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Speaker 1: lady dating this man. He told us she needed to

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Speaker 1: start thinking about they have sex because he got alternative lifestyle.

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Speaker 1: He in the bondage and domination. She said she ain't

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Speaker 1: into that. He waited for a few days, calling back

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Speaker 1: and said, I like you so much, I'm gonna change

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Speaker 1: my ways. They've been dating for two years. Relationship is great.

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Speaker 1: He ain't never once tried nothing freaking sex moves on me.

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Speaker 1: But here the problem. Last moment I discovered he's backed

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Speaker 1: up to his old tricks online chat rooms with women

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Speaker 1: to play out a sexual fantasy. Outwardly looks like a

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Speaker 1: decent church going man, but behind closed doors, he got

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Speaker 1: a freaking secret that he's hiding for me. I'm not

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Speaker 1: his health and limited sexual function. Wow, I'm ten years

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Speaker 1: is somewhere living out He goes into live online chat

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Speaker 1: if he that damn sick, he that old and limited

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Speaker 1: sexual function could it because it's all going online. That

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Speaker 1: could be he doing something somewhere, Because if y'all ain't

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Speaker 1: had sex in the year, but you have discover this

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Speaker 1: other side, he's somewhere doing something. See, I think what

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Speaker 1: did happened if he'd got bored. He tried to live this,

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Speaker 1: live with you long as he could, but he wants

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Speaker 1: to it whipped. He's somewhere looking for somebody standing on

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Speaker 1: He won't that what he's somewll getting. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this is the alternate lifestyle this old man is living.

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Speaker 1: He's some Wow, somebody got whipped. Have you looked at

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Speaker 1: his back, late, dude, he looked like he escaped. He

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Speaker 1: checked his back whipped mark. That's dominational sex. You got

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Speaker 1: to start looking for marks on him now. That'll explain

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Speaker 1: why y'all had sex in Yeah. Right. I think he

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Speaker 1: been doing in this bad time. If he lied to

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Speaker 1: you by what he's doing in this bad time, what

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Speaker 1: makes you think he having sex? Y'all ain't have sex

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Speaker 1: in a year because you don't do what he won't.

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Speaker 1: He told you when you met he into alternative sex.

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Speaker 1: Let's break down the word all turner tell them sex.

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Speaker 1: Altar means to adjust or change. Turned means your turn. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: nick is the end word. Are you kidding me? Right now?

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Speaker 1: It's all to its your turn? I t Tanya, Oh

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Speaker 1: her name? Oh that's what he means. Yeah, man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she looked on his Did she find back at close

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Speaker 1: pen markings and stuff like that? Yeah, close pen markings

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Speaker 1: and rat trap, rat trap. You can find what he into.

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Speaker 1: Steve's absolutely right into. Check his wrists. Why don't you

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Speaker 1: try one time? Time up your time up all that

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Speaker 1: And find out where you Yeah, I didn't know. You

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Speaker 1: just wanted to be tied up. I told you. Ye.

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Speaker 1: Find out what part of his body is sensitive to

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Speaker 1: hot wax, real hot, and get some things. You can

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Speaker 1: dip some things in there and see what you do.

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Speaker 1: You and Steve are come in the room shaking a

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Speaker 1: feather duster and see if he starts sweating. Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: plunge your marks all over his body. See what he

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Speaker 1: says to you you like that, like coping? Put them

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Speaker 1: on the real heart, see what you do. Slap him

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Speaker 1: one time. See walk in the room with a clothes

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Speaker 1: pin just clipped on the front of your tongue and

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Speaker 1: watch him get excited. Yeah, girl, he's not freaking Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's freaking that. You gotta find the level though. You

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Speaker 1: gotta choke him and see if he kiss you. As

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Speaker 1: while y'all in the bathroom doing it. Put your foot

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Speaker 1: over in the toilet and flush. Watch like that. He

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Speaker 1: liked that, didn't put Yeah, you're stupid. You gotta get

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Speaker 1: some things going. Yeah, make him a big cold glass

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Speaker 1: Like that, girl, I didn't want to drink your bad.

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Speaker 1: Don't serve it hot. He likes being don't at the

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Speaker 1: sink and start brushing your tooth for the Philip's son

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Speaker 1: it's on where she would help. He might like that.

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Speaker 1: Please grab that tooth brush and say, let me wash

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