Speaker 1: Guess who just got back today. Here's the Brooklyn Mouse
Speaker 1: that had been away.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: People have so much to see, right though. Their name
Speaker 1: is a brilliant sker. The Boys. Yeah, it's The Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Podcast, episode number three thirty four.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for joining us again.
Speaker 1: Thank you for giving us another chance after you promised
Speaker 1: yourself you'd never listen to another episode again.
Speaker 2: Because nobody said that.
Speaker 1: There's got to be one person who said, I'm done
Speaker 1: with them, I'm done.
Speaker 3: With gall Well, there's definitely people who say that, you know,
Speaker 3: but that's because you say stuff that defends people.
Speaker 1: That it's all me right, always me, uh uh huh Wow,
Speaker 1: I'm bat for vacation, Brody Case, you have a nuggative
Speaker 1: always you.
Speaker 3: You're back from vacation. I'm back from not being on vacation.
Speaker 3: But that's okay, it's all right. Scary when did you
Speaker 3: what exotic location and what guys in beds did you
Speaker 3: sleep with?
Speaker 1: Well we may get to it next, but I was
Speaker 1: went to Tenerif in the Canary Islands.
Speaker 2: Is that next to niner Reef.
Speaker 1: It's crazy because it's owned by Spain. It's an island
Speaker 1: of Spain. But The location is one hundred and eighty
Speaker 1: miles west of Africa, Morocco to be exact. So it's
Speaker 1: basically off the coast of Africa. But it's owned by Spain.
Speaker 1: So everyone speaks Spanish and I gotta say it's it's
Speaker 1: the Caribbean of Europe.
Speaker 2: It's basically and it was mainly British.
Speaker 1: Oh whoa, how is it.
Speaker 3: The Caribbean of Europe if it's off the coast of Africa,
Speaker 3: you dumbass, No, no, no, no, because.
Speaker 1: If you think about it, it's not Europe.
Speaker 2: It's there. I'm making an analogy.
Speaker 1: It is, well, it's it's technically the continent of Europe,
Speaker 1: even though it's the coast of Africa. Africa is a continent, right,
Speaker 1: but it's considered part of Europe because it's owned by
Speaker 1: it's owned by Spain, but it's located off the coast Africa.
Speaker 1: What okay? Then, what continent is it considered? Very the Caribbean.
Speaker 1: Half of the countries in the Caribbean are American.
Speaker 2: Right some of them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so is that considered the North America or is
Speaker 1: it the Caribbean? The Caribbean? But what continent are they
Speaker 1: are part of? They're not part of a continent. They're
Speaker 1: part of the Caribbean. And we talk about the seven
Speaker 1: continents we talked about. We talk about North America, South America, Africa, Hawaii.
Speaker 1: Where's Hawaii? Is that part of a continent? You dumba
Speaker 1: it's part of North America. No, it's not. It's six
Speaker 1: hours flight off the coast of America. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? It has to be characterized as a continent.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 1: No, it's an island. That's what the word island means.
Speaker 1: Hawaiian islands. It's a bunch of islands.
Speaker 2: Islands are not part of continents.
Speaker 1: Wow, Australia is Okay, Australia is an.
Speaker 2: Island and a country and a continent.
Speaker 1: How about that?
Speaker 2: The only continent that's an island.
Speaker 3: Hey, scare you know out the soda right next to
Speaker 3: your hamburger is not part of the burger.
Speaker 2: It's so don't part of the plate. It's not part
Speaker 2: of the plate.
Speaker 1: Growing plain school, I was told that there's there's anti Antarctica,
Speaker 1: there's Europe, there's Asia, there's North America, there's South America,
Speaker 1: and there's Australia. And what's the seventh one. There was
Speaker 1: a seventh Africa. Africa, right, Africa, those are the seven continents,
Speaker 1: So the Canary Islands off the coast of Africa, right,
Speaker 1: But they're not the European it's not European.
Speaker 2: It's not the European.
Speaker 3: You want to say it has a European vibe because
Speaker 3: it's owned by Spain, that's fine, but it's not the
Speaker 3: European Caribbean.
Speaker 1: No, but that that was an analogy to paint a
Speaker 1: picture in a broad stroke for one.
Speaker 2: No, an analogy.
Speaker 1: No, My analogy was that to paint the picture for
Speaker 1: most people who've never really heard of it or never
Speaker 1: been there. The Canary Islands, it's the Caribbean of Europe
Speaker 1: because of the way we treat the Caribbean, the way
Speaker 1: we do. We fly to the Caribbean. I'm making an
Speaker 1: analogy that we fly to the Caribbean here. The tropical
Speaker 1: island visa is like a a is a European island. Yes, No,
Speaker 1: you're being too literal at this point. Just say it's
Speaker 1: it has a Spanish vibe island. That's it, I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Compared to the to the the people of Britain, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's the UK's Florida.
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 1: Because people in hold on, because people in in in
Speaker 1: Great Britain, you know, England and Ireland. They traveled there
Speaker 1: three hours on these direct flights to get to the
Speaker 1: Canary Islands.
Speaker 2: So the way we as.
Speaker 1: Northeasterners treat Florida, they the British and the Irish treat
Speaker 1: the Canary Islands. Now that's saying it's it's it's it's
Speaker 1: Europe's vacation spot. It's a European vacation spot. But as
Speaker 1: far as the goes, yeah, it's it can't. Islands are
Speaker 1: not part of continents. You crushing on islands. I cannot
Speaker 1: believe this. Hold on.
Speaker 2: If you're a part of an island, you're not part
Speaker 2: of a continent.
Speaker 1: You're an island.
Speaker 2: That's the whole point of being an island.
Speaker 1: But they have to be part of a classification. Everything
Speaker 1: in the world has to be under the classification of
Speaker 1: a continent. No, they do not. It's an island, that's
Speaker 1: the classification. It's an island. Hawaii is six hours away
Speaker 1: by plane. Do you know how far that is? I
Speaker 1: mean miles that is Hawaii. Hawaii is not part of
Speaker 1: North America, It's part of a volcanic eruption that formed islands, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, the Canary Islands, they look a lot
Speaker 1: like Hawaii because of it's very rocky and it's a
Speaker 1: lot of volcanic ash and there's a lot of volcanoes there. So, yes,
Speaker 1: here is Cuba part of North America? Uh?
Speaker 3: Are they part of South America? They're part of the
Speaker 3: South countries are part of North America. North America has
Speaker 3: three countries.
Speaker 1: They have yeah they yeah, we have we have Canada,
Speaker 1: we have uh right, the United States, and we have Mexico. Right.
Speaker 3: So, Kiba is an island right off the coast. It's
Speaker 3: so close it must be part of the continent.
Speaker 1: But it's not. It's an island country, all right, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: they're killing my vibe. Are the Bahamas scary? The Bahamas
Speaker 1: are right off the coast of Florida. We're not even
Speaker 1: part of North America, not even ten minutes ten Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, but they should be part of something.
Speaker 2: They've got to be part of something.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're part of the Bahama, the Bahaman Islands, that's
Speaker 1: what they're part of. Okay, this is the Canary Islands.
Speaker 1: They just live alone. They're not even part of Africa.
Speaker 1: Even though they're close close by.
Speaker 2: Right, they're not part of Africa.
Speaker 1: Okay, I just thought that. I thought, because they're owned
Speaker 1: by Spain, they are by definition part of Europe.
Speaker 3: But I guess that's not part of our They're not
Speaker 3: part of the continent. You said continent. They're not part
Speaker 3: of the continent of Europe.
Speaker 2: But Europe is a continent.
Speaker 1: Scary.
Speaker 2: Have you been to Saint John.
Speaker 1: It's an island, yeah, owned by America? Right, Yes, Saint
Speaker 1: Thomas is a John part of North America? No?
Speaker 2: Is it part of North America?
Speaker 1: No? Not even in its Okay, all right, man, okay,
Speaker 1: you kill ready to you're ready to move.
Speaker 2: I want to keep the no.
Speaker 1: No, man, I don't know. Man, you're stretching out for
Speaker 1: the hell you grew up.
Speaker 2: But you grew up in my neighborhood, so.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I need a vacation now, the vacation. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you worked so hard for fifteen minutes crushing me here,
Speaker 1: crushing me. But I mean we grew up ten minutes apart.
Speaker 1: But I went to a different school. I went to
Speaker 1: a different public school school, and you did. We went
Speaker 1: to the which grammar school? You went to? Two?
Speaker 2: Four kids splices. Don't send your kids bized what.
Speaker 1: About I went both went to Mark Twain. There was
Speaker 1: some geography there. We learned to go to the same
Speaker 1: junior high school. We went to different high schools. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at the same college. Well yeah, all right, so yeah,
Speaker 1: in a nutshell, I highly good, ladies, I highly recommend
Speaker 1: for Americans to visit the Canary Islands. I stayed on
Speaker 1: the island of tener Reef. There's also palm Us and
Speaker 1: there's and a bunch of other ones all nearby each other.
Speaker 1: But I stayed on tener Reef, and there's a lot
Speaker 1: of fun. There's a lot of drinking, a lot of partying,
Speaker 1: the beautiful weather. And that's why I went there, Brodie
Speaker 1: is because this part of the world, in this part
Speaker 1: of Europe, I'm gonna call it, for lack of a
Speaker 1: better word, is the warmest. Just say this part of
Speaker 1: this island, just say this is warm and pleasant this
Speaker 1: time of year. Because I looked up late April and
Speaker 1: it said tana Reef is the perfect place the Canary Islands.
Speaker 1: So and you know, they also have a lot of
Speaker 1: things to see, which I didn't see because I'm not
Speaker 1: a sightseer, and I'm certainly not a mountain climber or
Speaker 1: a or a hiker, but if you're a nature person,
Speaker 1: apparently these islands are are for you. There's so much
Speaker 1: to see, so much beauty.
Speaker 2: I saw none of it.
Speaker 1: I saw the inside of the Riz Carlton and the
Speaker 1: the hard Rock.
Speaker 2: Oh nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So anyway, but we'll get to that later. I
Speaker 1: guess we have some I guess we'll get to that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't want to talk about my
Speaker 1: vacation the whole time, but you do. I'd like to
Speaker 1: hear about your vacation, all the bars and the pools
Speaker 1: and the well, you know, I'll just say this all right,
Speaker 1: not a sponsor. I hung out a little bit at
Speaker 1: the hard Rock Hotel. That was an all inclusive Brody,
Speaker 1: that one's for you because they have they had some
Speaker 1: great food, awesome you know, relaxation, and you didn't have
Speaker 1: to pay for.
Speaker 2: Anything because it was all included. I know, you are right.
Speaker 1: And then we got the opportunity to stay at the
Speaker 1: Rich Carlton and we Tall, Darren and I had a
Speaker 1: great time there. It was just a beautiful property. Did
Speaker 1: you share a bed with Tall down at some point
Speaker 1: at the hard Rock. We did not at Riz Carlton,
Speaker 1: the Ritz Carlton. We were able to get our own beds,
Speaker 1: which was which was amazing.
Speaker 3: But why would you stay at the hard Rock if
Speaker 3: you had to share a bed with tall darn?
Speaker 1: Because it was it was a you know, the deal
Speaker 1: was the deal. It was a it was a good deal.
Speaker 1: We could it was a bargain we couldn't pass up,
Speaker 1: all right, you know. But but anyway, the food at
Speaker 1: the Rich Carlton was next level. They have all these restaurants.
Speaker 1: You never even have to leave there. It was just beautiful.
Speaker 1: I highly recommend it if you're an American. Or how
Speaker 1: long was the across the Atlantic? That is the beauty
Speaker 1: of what I didn't even tell you. Most Americans don't
Speaker 1: realize it, but they offer United Airlines, not a sponsor,
Speaker 1: offers direct NonStop flights to UH to taner Reef.
Speaker 2: You google it and so on Sunday.
Speaker 1: My flight was at noon in tanar Reef and I
Speaker 1: got off my plane at three pm in Newark, three
Speaker 1: hours later. But it's basically eight hours because I got
Speaker 1: my time back because you're traveling.
Speaker 2: From but it's still you on the plane eight hours.
Speaker 1: Yes, so I watched Wicked, and I watched a complete
Speaker 1: unknown sleep except for an hour, had a meal, and
Speaker 1: I was home. I gotta say it was really a
Speaker 1: convenient I mean a lot.
Speaker 2: Of people convenient a lot of people.
Speaker 1: No, yes, it is convenient because a lot of people
Speaker 1: are deterred from having to make connections. But a lot
Speaker 1: of people don't realize that's why. That's why you're Britain
Speaker 1: and uh An, Ireland liked to vacation there because there's
Speaker 1: a lot of direct front flights the same way we
Speaker 1: This was my comparison. I go to the we go
Speaker 1: to the Caribbean here because they have direct flights to
Speaker 1: a Ruba and the Bahamas. We should consider going to
Speaker 1: tenor Reef because it's a direct flight from New York.
Speaker 1: But it's eight hours three hours of New York. I know,
Speaker 1: but it does matter, don't Yeah, but Brody, don't, don't
Speaker 1: poopoo in my cocoa puffs.
Speaker 2: I'm letting you know that. It's I appreciate you letting me.
Speaker 1: For people that like to get on one plane and
Speaker 1: go to the destination, it is the ultimate. That's I
Speaker 1: go to Bermuda, all right, you go to Bermuda. I'll
Speaker 1: go back to tana Reef. How about that I go
Speaker 1: to Jersey. Sure, I got a beach right there. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: because because it compares just perfectly.
Speaker 3: Although I have to I have to say on a
Speaker 3: Friday in the summer, driving down the Jersey Shore, the
Speaker 3: flight to the flight to the was the Canary Islands.
Speaker 1: My Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: I mean, for those of you who don't live in
Speaker 3: this area, if you live in New York, New Jersey,
Speaker 3: Philadelphia area, you know the Pennsylvania area, you understand the
Speaker 3: Jersey Shore that I mentioned before the commercial break.
Speaker 2: You have to plan your life whether you're going to
Speaker 2: the beach or not.
Speaker 3: Like my cousin lives southwest of me, so I have
Speaker 3: to like go well, She's like, oh, you want to
Speaker 3: be plans on a Friday.
Speaker 2: I go, well, I got to check the traffic because.
Speaker 3: If anyone's going anywhere near any parkways that go to
Speaker 3: you to get to the you know, the parkways to
Speaker 3: go to the beach, I'm not coming to you.
Speaker 1: I gotta time it. So you got to come to me.
Speaker 1: You gotta come north, because no one's traveling north. The
Speaker 1: whole the all of New Jersey, the whole focus is
Speaker 1: is traveling to the shore it is. Yeah, it's getting
Speaker 1: back is chaos. Yeah, bag is chaos.
Speaker 3: There are enough lanes in the turnpike, in the Garden
Speaker 3: State Parkway, the unit does like six lanes, eight lanes whatever.
Speaker 2: It is not enough lanes.
Speaker 1: You know what. It's even worse than that is trying
Speaker 1: to go back and forth to the Hamptons or mom
Speaker 1: talk forget that. Actually I haven't done that. That's three
Speaker 1: four hours. And then well people.
Speaker 3: Take helicopters now because I don't want to do traffic.
Speaker 1: Or if God forbid, you want to go up to
Speaker 1: like New Hampshire or something, or you know, go to uh,
Speaker 1: you know one of the like like Rhode Island.
Speaker 2: You know, there's a lot of great stuff in Newport.
Speaker 2: Forget about that.
Speaker 3: Wherever you live in the country or if you're living
Speaker 3: internationally listening to us internationally, there's a place it's the
Speaker 3: lake whatever, it's the town pool, whatever it is that
Speaker 3: everybody backs up traffic. To imagine that in one of
Speaker 3: the most densely populated areas of the country. Yeah, everybody
Speaker 3: wanting to go to the same and then look, the
Speaker 3: Jersey Show has a lot of beaches. It's the fact
Speaker 3: that they're all in the same direction.
Speaker 1: Everything have to go that way. You have to do
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 2: Everybody's going.
Speaker 1: If you're in Philly, you're all going east northeast, and
Speaker 1: if you're in Jersey, they're all going south southeast or whatever.
Speaker 1: But it's all that way. It's not like you can
Speaker 1: go go some beaches in the west. Nope, they're all
Speaker 1: over there by the water. At least if they were scattered,
Speaker 1: they'd be less traffic because people will be scrambling everywhere.
Speaker 1: But everyone's got to go to the same direction, right,
Speaker 1: everybody lived nobody. The majority of people don't live west
Speaker 1: of the beach. The majority of people live north or
Speaker 1: southwest in Philly, So everyone's going in the same two directions, right,
Speaker 1: And it's just it's crazy. And if you're not going
Speaker 1: to the beach, he's like you feel like yelling, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to the beach, scout.
Speaker 2: On my way.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to It's physically impossible to live east
Speaker 1: of the beach, because that is the beach. Is the
Speaker 1: east eastern the beach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they need to build a a I'm not going
Speaker 3: to the fucking beach parkway where it goes up like
Speaker 3: you're like two stories up and you can't get off.
Speaker 3: You just get on it and you promise that you
Speaker 3: just want to go. I just want to go that way,
Speaker 3: but I'm not going to the beach right, and you
Speaker 3: can just go like I'm driving a Florida get on
Speaker 3: my way right. But it's a nightmare, a nightmare.
Speaker 1: It is. Can't go west to the beach unless you
Speaker 1: live in California. Then you go west to the beach.
Speaker 3: No, unless you live in Bermuda or they came into
Speaker 3: the Canary Islands and you can go west off.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So I'm getting out of town again
Speaker 1: this weekend.
Speaker 2: Brody.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not gonna affect anything that we do, but
Speaker 1: I figured I would.
Speaker 2: I would drop a.
Speaker 1: Little booge on us. Go ahead. So it's Robin's birthday,
Speaker 1: and for three months now I had planned that I
Speaker 1: would take her to Florida.
Speaker 2: So we put it on the calendar. We bought the
Speaker 2: fly man.
Speaker 1: You get to go to the Canary Islands and you
Speaker 1: take her to Florida. Well, she started a new job.
Speaker 1: That's a whole other story. She didn't so she couldn't
Speaker 1: really get away. She couldn't get away Florida, Florida, the
Speaker 1: Caribbean of South Carolina. No, so no, we wanted to
Speaker 1: do a quick something where she doesn't have to take
Speaker 1: days off from her new friggin job. It's bad enough
Speaker 1: she's taking Friday off on a brand new job, so
Speaker 1: she's taken.
Speaker 2: So I said, let's go away.
Speaker 1: For the weekend. So so, so we're going Friday Saturday,
Speaker 1: and it just so happened. So we're going to Palm Beach. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna stay in Palm Beach, which is, you know,
Speaker 1: north of all the chaos and the action. And you know,
Speaker 1: people say, oh my god, Miami. You always go to Miami,
Speaker 1: you always go to Fort Lauderdale, go somewhere else. So
Speaker 1: Palm Beach is much more north of that. So we're
Speaker 1: staying there on slice time.
Speaker 2: Palm Beach sounds like a euphemism for masturbate.
Speaker 1: A little Palm Beach action. Yeah, I'm going down to
Speaker 1: Palm Beach. You know, Well, Brody, somehow my travels have
Speaker 1: found have taken me to Miami anyway, So we're we're
Speaker 1: going to going to bom Beach. And then I find
Speaker 1: out it's Formula one Racing F one weekend in my.
Speaker 2: Air, big fan, big fan of Formula not a.
Speaker 1: Big fan of a form of F one. But they're
Speaker 1: having it and all the people are going to be
Speaker 1: in Miami, so everyone's going to be there. It's got
Speaker 1: to be part of that Mayham. I didn't originally and
Speaker 1: then I found out, well I didn't find out, but
Speaker 1: Mario Carbone, who we often talk about, owner of Sadel's,
Speaker 1: Sadiles and all these restaurants, Teresi and of course the
Speaker 1: infamous Carbone. They're doing a pop up called Carbone Beach,
Speaker 1: which they've done for the last several years, and they
Speaker 1: do it Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday nights. Every night
Speaker 1: is another one and every night there's different celebrities there,
Speaker 1: Brody boogiest of the booge And I gotta swear.
Speaker 2: Why aren't you there?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: I've never been before. I've always wanted to go.
Speaker 1: You know me. First of all, you mentioned Carbone, I'm
Speaker 1: in and because you know you do too, you mentioned
Speaker 1: a bougie party and it's a pop up on the
Speaker 1: beach for Formula one. I gotta be there and I've
Speaker 1: never been, and I've always been jealous because every night
Speaker 1: there's another special performer. I don't know who the performer
Speaker 1: is going to be for coming up, but I found
Speaker 1: my way into this because Elvis decided that he's going
Speaker 1: and he got a table at Carbone Beach. So he said, Scary.
Speaker 1: He goes, I know you're gonna be in Palm Beach,
Speaker 1: You're gonna be in the vicinity. What are you doing
Speaker 1: Friday night? And I'm like, Elvis, I'm gonna It's Robin's birthday.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I will cancel dinner if you have something
Speaker 1: else better for me. And he said, Scary, would you
Speaker 1: and Robin like to join me at my table at
Speaker 1: Carbone Beach. So I'm like freaking out, So I go
Speaker 1: call Robin immediately and I said, Brodie. I said, Robin,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you called Hut Brody. What it's your birthday.
Speaker 1: I know it's your birthday and you could do whatever
Speaker 1: you want for your birthday. I know we're going to
Speaker 1: Carbone Beach. It's like, but Scary, I really want to
Speaker 1: go and spend time going to Carbone Beach. Robin, we
Speaker 1: got the invite Elvis, Elvis's treat, Elvis's treat on making
Speaker 1: Hut brot you no it's not, I asked her. No,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, I asked her. I said, Robin,
Speaker 1: I said, I know it's your birthday. I know it's
Speaker 1: a Friday night and it's your birthday, I said, And
Speaker 1: I know we have these great dinner plans in Palm
Speaker 1: Beach to go out to dinner, I said, but would
Speaker 1: you like instead to take an uber down to Miami
Speaker 1: Beach and join Elvis at Carbone Beach pop up where
Speaker 1: there's going to be all kinds of amazing Italian food
Speaker 1: and a special guest performance from someone who we don't
Speaker 1: even know is going to be there, is going to
Speaker 1: be there. You do you want to do that? It
Speaker 1: didn't take her much convincing, because she's me, She's the
Speaker 1: female mate.
Speaker 3: No, because the way you just said it, You're like,
Speaker 3: do you want to go to the stodgy Italian restaurant?
Speaker 1: Well, you're wearing a shirt that said Carbone Beach on
Speaker 1: it at the time. Dude, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: So I'm dude, we can do the thing.
Speaker 1: I plan a nice romantic evening the two of us alone,
Speaker 1: where I can pay nothing but one hundred send attention
Speaker 1: to you and treat you like a princess, or we
Speaker 1: gonna go Come on, baby, thank you Alis Duran Brody
Speaker 1: can go and hang out with celebrities and my boss
Speaker 1: that I see every day. Shut up, don't focus on
Speaker 1: and I can. I can talk to my boss about
Speaker 1: work and make we inside work jokes that you won't get,
Speaker 1: and I'll focus on the celebrity performing and take an
Speaker 1: Instagram video and make sure all my followers know where
Speaker 1: I went.
Speaker 3: Or I can take you to a romantic place where
Speaker 3: I can just just gaze into your eyes and hold
Speaker 3: your hand and get you a nice bottle of wine
Speaker 3: and we can talk and we can plan you know,
Speaker 3: a future, and maybe go back.
Speaker 2: To the hotel. Why do you have to make it
Speaker 2: sound like that.
Speaker 3: Or we can hang around with a bunch of crazy
Speaker 3: people that we don't know and watch people get drunk
Speaker 3: and hang out with my boss.
Speaker 1: Brody.
Speaker 2: Come on, let's I want you to think carefully.
Speaker 1: Remember I'm paying for it, so we can I remember
Speaker 1: I'm paying for this whole trip, so we can go
Speaker 1: to the romantic restaurant and you had your hot set
Speaker 1: on that I put a lot of thought into where
Speaker 1: you and I can be a loa via birthday or
Speaker 1: hear me out, Robin, you know the guy I worked for.
Speaker 1: We can go hang out with him, even though I'm
Speaker 1: on vacation, right and watch some celebrity know what it
Speaker 1: is yet because regard to the restaurant, the nice restaurant.
Speaker 2: Okay, listen, well we reel it in for serving Robin.
Speaker 2: No pressure, Robin.
Speaker 1: No, you know me, I I let her make the Robin, Robin.
Speaker 1: I would be terribly disappointed, you know me. This is
Speaker 1: like I live for this. This could be one of
Speaker 1: my greatest moments. And I know it's your birthday, but
Speaker 1: give me this, Robin. Please, Let's go to carbone Bach
Speaker 1: because it's so me. It's so me, and even though
Speaker 1: it's your birthday, it reeks of scary Jones and I
Speaker 1: can talk about it on the podcast and I told
Speaker 1: about on the radio show. And plus I'll get to
Speaker 1: hang out with Elvis, who I work with. I don't
Speaker 1: see him enough. Mario Carbone is going to be there.
Speaker 2: I'm listen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But first of all, if this was not about me,
Speaker 1: I'm not a selfish fuck. It's if I left the
Speaker 1: choice in her lap. I said, Okay, let's all play,
Speaker 1: let's play. Let's say ultimately, it's up to you, Robin.
Speaker 1: You want to make the choice. It's your birthday, it's
Speaker 1: your plan. Because but listen, it's such a great it's
Speaker 1: such a great plan and an awesome gift. How can
Speaker 1: you how can you deny the gift of Carpo Beach
Speaker 1: on your birthday?
Speaker 2: It's an ultimate birthday gift. Don't you think?
Speaker 3: Let's roll play, Let's roll play. You just made that
Speaker 3: pitch to me. I'm Robin, Yes, you know, you know
Speaker 3: what's scary? I think it sounds like a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Anthony Anthony Anthony, But I you know, I love Elvis,
Speaker 1: uh and it's so generous to him to give up
Speaker 1: his table.
Speaker 3: But I was, I bought a new dress. I I
Speaker 3: really I don't want to be on the beach and outdoors.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be hot and muggy and buggy scary. I
Speaker 3: really want to be at this restaurant that I already picked.
Speaker 3: I looked at the menu online and I picked out
Speaker 3: with I want to eat and I really want to
Speaker 3: do that and just be along the two of us.
Speaker 2: Is that okay?
Speaker 1: Sure? How you'd react?
Speaker 2: I says, you know, s bullshit?
Speaker 1: I want you all to leave us to talk back
Speaker 1: on how you think Scary would react. This is how
Speaker 1: you'd react.
Speaker 2: Is I think scary react?
Speaker 1: But Robin Robinson Beach, Everyone's gonna be it. We're gonna
Speaker 1: regret it for the rest of all life. This is why,
Speaker 1: this is why, this is why I'm with the girl
Speaker 1: that I'm with, because she is like minded. She she
Speaker 1: she said the right thing by you. No, she takes it.
Speaker 1: Took zero convincing. She was like, oh my god, great,
Speaker 1: how do I have to dress? And I said, the
Speaker 1: dress code says Miami chic. So we're gonna Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: that's true. That no, No, there's a dress code at
Speaker 1: Carbon Beach. There's a dress code Miami chic. So okay.
Speaker 2: Now now again I asked this on Slice time. Was
Speaker 2: it s h E, I K.
Speaker 1: Miami chic? Hello chiic? So brody?
Speaker 2: Uh hold on?
Speaker 1: Yeah. First of all, I gotta tell you there's no
Speaker 1: way she can say no to you. After the build up.
Speaker 2: You gave it. I painted the picture.
Speaker 1: She's In the past, the Kardashians have showed up all
Speaker 1: the look Google Hey slices, Google Carbone Beach twenty nineteen,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, twenty two, twenty three, Google all the
Speaker 1: years and take a look at the pictures in the
Speaker 1: video and the kind of party that it is. It's
Speaker 1: not just about the awesome food, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: you get the spicy rig, the spicy rig, Brody. They
Speaker 1: they serve you, the meatballs, they give you. They shaved
Speaker 1: that parmesan in front of you. Baby. They take the
Speaker 1: block of cheese and they shave it. They give you
Speaker 1: the super sod and the mortodella and the persuta. They
Speaker 1: put it in the plate that's Carbone. So you're getting
Speaker 1: you're getting the Carbone experience by the chef who created
Speaker 1: Carbone in Miami South Beach with celebrities and a special
Speaker 1: guest performance at Carbone Beach. This is the to pop
Speaker 1: up and Brody, I'm gonna tell you this. Google the
Speaker 1: amount of price. Google the price for the tickets.
Speaker 2: The ticket price, Brody, Brody, I can't even tell you.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's it's, it's, it's. It's it's a it's
Speaker 1: a lot, a lot of money, a lot of money.
Speaker 1: And Elvis has offered not one, but two to to
Speaker 1: two place settings at Carbonage.
Speaker 2: Holy ship. I just googled it, not Google.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's a lot of money. It's a lot
Speaker 2: of money.
Speaker 1: And Elvis, Elvis, Elvis is like, yeah, he invited me,
Speaker 1: so it's a great a whole table. Yeah, he's got
Speaker 1: the whole table. He's got a whole table.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'm again. There's you can google it. There's
Speaker 3: a price for the table with ten people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. And I will tell you hold on whatever. Okay,
Speaker 1: but that said, no, no, I'm not.
Speaker 3: Gonna say prices. Here's what I'm gonna say. Saturday is
Speaker 3: even more expensive. Yeah, well Saturday is a lot more expensive.
Speaker 3: So I guess El's got a deal on the Friday.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, but he no, that's the day he wanted
Speaker 3: to go. But I was so yeah joking, I wasn't
Speaker 3: gonna look for a deal.
Speaker 1: Of course. No, he's like that. He's not like that.
Speaker 1: He Saturday. He wants to be back, he wants to
Speaker 1: be back home. But but I think that it's the
Speaker 1: it's so nice of him. He's the most generous guy
Speaker 1: I know. He's and and he's inviting me and Robin
Speaker 1: to go. I mean it's and because he you know what,
Speaker 1: he knows I love Carbone. He knows what we talk
Speaker 1: about it all the time. But but I said, listen,
Speaker 1: I have to I did tell him I have to
Speaker 1: ask Robin first. So I did ask Robin and she's like,
Speaker 1: of course you're kidding me. Let's go to carbon Beage.
Speaker 1: But Brody, I have a problem here. But you feel
Speaker 1: bad because you want to buy me a steak den No.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is Miami Sheic.
Speaker 1: It's like Brooklyn Industrial but completely.
Speaker 3: Different past and Brody, I just spent the last couple
Speaker 3: of minutes thinking about what you what Miami Chik is? Yeah,
Speaker 3: you have to google that. How would I know what
Speaker 3: Miami Chek is?
Speaker 2: Whatever?
Speaker 1: I think? My what if I think Miami Chic, I
Speaker 1: think uh Don Johnson, I think Miami Vice, I said,
Speaker 1: I said, I said that on the on the on
Speaker 1: Slice time crack it and tough, and it's like you
Speaker 1: need a whites blazer with the sleeves pushed up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Miami Chek is.
Speaker 2: Gonna be Linen.
Speaker 1: I gotta imagine lin Linen's loafers and white loafers and
Speaker 1: shoes or whatever. Yeah, loose fitting shirts. But you gotta
Speaker 1: also you gotta bring it. You gotta bring it with
Speaker 1: with the fashion. Uh I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think I own Miami chic. Bright colors.
Speaker 1: That's my Miami's got those blue, those like kind of
Speaker 1: baby blue colors.
Speaker 2: Right, I got Miami cheap. I could do that.
Speaker 1: How would you show up as Miami cheap?
Speaker 2: Like a plaid shirt from Coals? I don't shorts from
Speaker 2: from DJ Max?
Speaker 1: You know? You know?
Speaker 2: Oh I tell you said, Miami cheap. Sorry, I have one.
Speaker 1: I have one mode, the Scary Jones mode, Scary Joe,
Speaker 1: Scary Jones. Your mode is Ala mode scary. But you
Speaker 1: know is Scary Jones's shirt? When you see one, it's
Speaker 1: always the same shiny, very shiny shirt. Talk untalked, untalked, Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: with the button down, button down.
Speaker 2: But the collared shirt either long.
Speaker 3: Sat dark collared shirt, shiny shirt, get some ray on
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 1: That's not Miami Sheic. I gotta go shopping like tomorrow anyway.
Speaker 1: All right, well you're.
Speaker 2: All about dark colors.
Speaker 1: We'll move on.
Speaker 2: Maybe you can wear your theory shirt, your tied by
Speaker 2: Theory shirt.
Speaker 1: That's not Miami shee. No T shirts, no baseball caps,
Speaker 1: no shorts. So hey, you're always going on vacation, you
Speaker 1: know who else always goes on vacation. Amy, Amy, the
Speaker 1: woman who cuts my hair used to cut your hair.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, how she doing.
Speaker 1: She's great. But here's the thing about Amy. Her daughter
Speaker 1: lives in Europe.
Speaker 3: Her son lives I forget where he lives, but not
Speaker 3: in this area.
Speaker 2: She's from Vietnam. I think. Okay, So she's always on vacation.
Speaker 3: So every time I see her, she's like, there's a
Speaker 3: sign up, I will be on vacation.
Speaker 2: Schedule your appointments. I'm going away.
Speaker 1: And she goes away for like two weeks because she's
Speaker 1: going far, So she goes two weeks.
Speaker 2: I have to recommend the Canary Islands tour next time.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I guess she and her husband do very well
Speaker 3: financially because I have the money to travel all the time.
Speaker 3: So there was a sign up that said I will
Speaker 3: be away from Tuesday to twenty ninth until like two
Speaker 3: weeks later. Yeah, well, I got my haircut, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: that doesn't work for me because that's around when I
Speaker 3: need my haircut.
Speaker 2: So I kind of forgot.
Speaker 1: So on Monday to twenty eighth, April twenty eighth, I called.
Speaker 1: Now I know she doesn't normally work Monday. But because
Speaker 1: she the sign says I'm leaving the twenty ninth, I
Speaker 1: thought maybe she'd work Monday to twenty eighth to make
Speaker 1: a little lecture money for She went away, So I
Speaker 1: called and I said, Hey, is Amy working today?
Speaker 2: No, Amy's on vacation.
Speaker 3: I said, well, Amy's on vacation starting the twenty ninth,
Speaker 3: that's tomorrow. Yeah, so I was one of she does
Speaker 3: work Mondays, I said, I No, I get that, but
Speaker 3: I thought, maybe, well why would she be Why would
Speaker 3: she work today if she doesn't work on Mondays? She
Speaker 3: goes on I go because the sign didn't say she's
Speaker 3: on vacation as the twenty eighth say she's on vacation
Speaker 3: of the twenty ninth, so I assume maybe she'd.
Speaker 1: Be there in twenty eighth.
Speaker 2: Well, no, she doesn't work.
Speaker 3: So I got into this conversation with her, because if
Speaker 3: you don't work on the Monday, ever, then technically your
Speaker 3: vacation starts to twenty ninth because you're on vacation from work, right,
Speaker 3: So I was just hoping she shut up on this.
Speaker 3: So I can't get my haircut now from her for
Speaker 3: two and a half weeks. Yeah, and I need my
Speaker 3: haircut in about a week, So I'm gonna go a
Speaker 3: week and a half. Or would like, oh, Brody needs
Speaker 3: a haircut. Look, So I what I do is I
Speaker 3: trim a little myself.
Speaker 2: Oh do you really?
Speaker 1: What do you do? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I do a little on the sides when it gets
Speaker 2: a little poofy.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question, Yeah, would you consider
Speaker 1: h cheating on her? Okay?
Speaker 3: So about three years ago, I was due for a haircut,
Speaker 3: and so I was due, like I was past due.
Speaker 3: And when I called tomate the appointment, they said she
Speaker 3: just like it was that Tuesday she went away. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I knew it was two and a half weeks
Speaker 3: roughly before she was back. So at that point I
Speaker 3: was already desperate for a haircut. I had to go
Speaker 3: somewhere else. So I went to this place. It's a
Speaker 3: I'm not going to mention the name, but it's a
Speaker 3: sports place where, like, you know, the girls are wearing
Speaker 3: referee jerseys that worked.
Speaker 2: It's all hot girls that worked there.
Speaker 1: Or guys who were like, yeah, what's up, bro we
Speaker 1: coming her haircut a shave, and they got TV sets
Speaker 1: and it's sports memorabilia and it's like, you know, yeah, coming. Yeah,
Speaker 1: watched the game. You want some whiskey before we go
Speaker 1: sit down? Like, yeah, man, how about it? How about
Speaker 1: a single edge razor shave? Yeah yeah, laid back on
Speaker 1: a chair. We'll give you a hot towel and a shave. Right.
Speaker 3: So I got a coupon it. It was like in
Speaker 3: one of those mailers you get in your town. You
Speaker 3: get like a hundred coupons in the mail, right, so
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, get it, get like whatever. It was
Speaker 3: like twenty bucks off your first haircut at sports Place.
Speaker 3: So I was like, oh, I'll go to sports Place.
Speaker 3: So I went in fucking pardon my language, smoking hot,
Speaker 3: you know, twenty five year old, twenty eight year old whatever,
Speaker 3: a girl in a referee shirt and she's like, Hi,
Speaker 3: welcome to sports place. You know, like okay, and I
Speaker 3: would like to sign up for a fan club. It's
Speaker 3: like the Man Club or whatever. Everything's like bro, yeah, bro,
Speaker 3: you know he's like I was like, you know, it's
Speaker 3: like how do you want your hair? I well, you
Speaker 3: know I'm dealing with what I'm dealing with, man, just
Speaker 3: make it shorter.
Speaker 1: Well I'm just making shorter, and you know, and they
Speaker 1: pamp you and I and you know what is it
Speaker 1: was a ship haircut.
Speaker 2: It was garbage, right, it was garb. It was all
Speaker 2: flashed out everybody, you know.
Speaker 1: But it was all about, you know, the image, and
Speaker 1: then we used to make you was hot. No place
Speaker 1: was like a bro place. I felt like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's a They wanted a voke. They want a voke.
Speaker 1: Oh I just I just gleaked. Yeah, you gleak? What
Speaker 1: did you do?
Speaker 2: When I saw it?
Speaker 1: One flying like spit just came right out of my mouth.
Speaker 1: I wasn't spit. I didn't spit, It just went. I
Speaker 1: gleaked from the back of my mouth. Yeah, like I squirted,
Speaker 1: amman squirt.
Speaker 2: E Oh don't no. It was weird anyway. So what
Speaker 2: was I saying?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, so they want to evoke an emotion out
Speaker 1: of you. They want to they want to make you
Speaker 1: feel a certain kind of way. So when you go
Speaker 1: in there, they they kind of prop you up emotionally.
Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean you're gonna get a great haircut.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna like like where Amy is. I gotta
Speaker 1: be honest with you. It's no frills, let's face it,
Speaker 1: be honest. What about No, No, you haven't been there.
Speaker 1: They've moved twice since you got your hair cut. It's
Speaker 1: still a strip mall parking lot, right, No, they're not
Speaker 1: a strip mall. They have a standalone place though, Oh
Speaker 1: do they. It's a much nicer location. My point was
Speaker 1: it's ninety eight percent women. It's more of a beauty.
Speaker 2: Salon at this point where I get my haircut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do men's haircuts, they do, but then it's
Speaker 1: mostly like older women getting their hair dyed.
Speaker 2: You know, they don't focused man's a fresh meat walking in.
Speaker 3: Uh, you know, because I'm like a young guy compared
Speaker 3: to the woman who getting her head done. But I've
Speaker 3: been going to Amy for so long. I love Amy's.
Speaker 3: I go to Amy. But this sports place was like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, hot girls, Well, well, yead haircut, Kick back a.
Speaker 2: Drink, You want some espresso or you want some sambuca
Speaker 2: in that? Yeah, how about a hot towel?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the hot towel, as I said, yeah, if you want,
Speaker 1: we got we got, we got Cliff over there. You
Speaker 1: walk up the cliff and punch him. You want to
Speaker 1: punch Cliff? So and a lot of guy memorabilia. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: sports talk, a lot of sports talk flying around, right,
Speaker 1: but but didn't you feel bad? And did? And what
Speaker 1: was Amy's reaction when she found out that you cheated
Speaker 1: on her?
Speaker 3: Well, she could tell because it's been like eight weeks
Speaker 3: since I had been you know, and you know, my
Speaker 3: head wasn't like down on my ankles.
Speaker 2: So she knew. So I was like, listen, Amy, I
Speaker 2: felt terrible.
Speaker 1: I needed to.
Speaker 2: I went to some terrible place and it was horrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, I you know, it's like you
Speaker 3: know when you tell you your girlfriend, you're like, you know,
Speaker 3: I kissed this girl, but she was ugly.
Speaker 1: I was drunk.
Speaker 2: That's the way I felt. I was like, this awful
Speaker 2: place I went to, I would that's the equivalent of
Speaker 2: what you did?
Speaker 1: You kissed the ugly drunk girl? Yeah? I kiss right.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I was gonna tell, like, you know, the
Speaker 3: girls were hot though, I mean, listen, I I'm.
Speaker 2: Looking at these girls like I was interested. Happened to Amanda.
Speaker 2: She's Amanda's my hairstyle is.
Speaker 1: She stalks my Instagram and she she caught me cheating
Speaker 1: once because it was been it was five every five
Speaker 1: weeks I go for my my haircut. In fact, I'm
Speaker 1: due now and tomorrow I'm gonna go. Uh. And it
Speaker 1: was like six six weeks in and then I was
Speaker 1: on vacation and then she sees I got a fresh cut,
Speaker 1: and she's like, what the fuck? And then when I
Speaker 1: saw her next, she's like, huh, so you've been your
Speaker 1: has been being cut by other women. Huh, other people,
Speaker 1: not me. I said, well, I needed one. You were
Speaker 1: on vacation. Our schedules didn't match. And then I went
Speaker 1: to Florida and I decided to go into the Fountain
Speaker 1: Blue and go to the hair salon in there and
Speaker 1: get and get a cut. I needed it.
Speaker 3: Oh that's vacation, that's you know what that is. That's
Speaker 3: the girl who sleeps with the Jamaican guy on the island.
Speaker 3: That's what you did, was right because I was away Jamaica.
Speaker 3: Stays in Jamaica, right.
Speaker 1: So I was in Florida and there was no Amanda
Speaker 1: there and I needed a clean up. I needed I
Speaker 1: needed my my my cut. So so I got it,
Speaker 1: you know, but I went back to Amanda. You know,
Speaker 1: she took me back with open arms. Cheating on your
Speaker 1: your hairstylist. It's a thing and with women, forget it.
Speaker 1: Have you a lot of women that are just sick
Speaker 1: of going to the same place. They have to break
Speaker 1: up with their hairstylists. Have you Have you ever had
Speaker 1: a breakup with the hairstylist. That's that, that's not you know, I.
Speaker 2: Just stop going. I don't give him any I don't
Speaker 2: give him like that. It's not you, it's me. Story.
Speaker 1: No, I just don't go anymore. Yeah, but I who
Speaker 1: never cut my hair before Amy? I don't even remember who.
Speaker 1: It was easy for you to say, I mean, you
Speaker 1: could just like leave walk out without any not but
Speaker 1: iut feeling in my building. Yeah. But but they're not
Speaker 1: in the lobby of my building where I have to
Speaker 1: see them every day. I know. But you know, you
Speaker 1: develop a relationship with your hairstylist, so it's kind of tough. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 3: I cannot honestly remember who cut my hair before Amy.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, because it's been that long, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: It's been that long. I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, before Amanda, I was, I was with different hairstylists
Speaker 1: and then but Amy was the last steady hairstylist I had,
Speaker 1: And then it was a bunch of different ones until
Speaker 1: I found them.
Speaker 3: Here's an assignment. Here's an assignment for the slices number
Speaker 3: one slices. Have you ever cheated on your hair person?
Speaker 3: And then like, do you lie about it and not
Speaker 3: tell them? What do you make up a story like
Speaker 3: I didn't get no, no, my head just grown slowly. Or
Speaker 3: if you're slices or any of you hair cutting people,
Speaker 3: are your hairstylist, barb or whatever, and how do you
Speaker 3: feel about it? And do you like you call them
Speaker 3: out on it when you know they did it, or
Speaker 3: you just like, hey, listen, people have lives.
Speaker 2: They got to do what they gotta do. What do
Speaker 2: you take it personally?
Speaker 1: That's curious? All right? There was a talk back on
Speaker 1: the old iHeart Radio I Hit the Boys podcast. We
Speaker 1: will be right back, scary.
Speaker 3: I want to give you a riddle, Okay, riddle be
Speaker 3: this David Brody. Now, sometimes on and on Facebook, you
Speaker 3: get those videos that show up when you're scrolling, you
Speaker 3: get like a horizontal line of videos and usually for me,
Speaker 3: they are trivia questions of some kind, the math questions.
Speaker 3: I gotta stop clicking on them because that's the algorithm.
Speaker 3: So this was the riddle scary. Yeah, I'm gonna give
Speaker 3: Slices a chance. I want you to leave a talk
Speaker 3: back immediately with your response before I give the answer.
Speaker 3: So I want to know what your first instinct was.
Speaker 3: I am a rock group that has four members, all
Speaker 3: of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated.
Speaker 1: One more time, I'm a rock group.
Speaker 2: I am a rock.
Speaker 3: Group that has four members, all of whom are dead,
Speaker 3: one of which was assassinated.
Speaker 2: What am I all?
Speaker 1: All of whom are dead, one one was assassinated? Leave it,
Speaker 1: talk about hit talk and leave it. Don't say the Beatles,
Speaker 1: don't say the Beatles? What what's the matter? I want
Speaker 1: the slices to leave talkbacks. I don't need you to
Speaker 1: tell them not to mention well, just because we're gonna
Speaker 1: get a thousand people saying the Beatles And meanwhile.
Speaker 2: Ringo is the line that was the punchline.
Speaker 1: Of my story.
Speaker 2: You fuck? Did I fucking up?
Speaker 1: Yes? I'm trying to understand. Oh so, so you you
Speaker 1: think that this was my story?
Speaker 2: All of the people were guessing. No, it's not a trap.
Speaker 1: All the people were guessing the Beatles except two of
Speaker 1: them are still alive. But I feel like our slices
Speaker 1: are smart.
Speaker 2: Most of them are yes. But I wanted to know
Speaker 2: what they want.
Speaker 3: I wanted to see if they jump to the conclusion
Speaker 3: of the being a rock group, that's to be everyone's
Speaker 3: saying the so on this on this video, everyone's saying
Speaker 3: the Beatles.
Speaker 1: Okay, I won't give any other guesses I won't won't
Speaker 1: give any other guesses because I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know the Well what's the answer. Well,
Speaker 2: we don't have the answer. Okay, So so okay, so
Speaker 2: here's the answer. Mount Rushmore. Oh, come on, you asshole.
Speaker 1: They're a rock group.
Speaker 2: I get it now. No one was gonna say Mount Rushmore,
Speaker 2: you son of a bitch. That's the riddle. So anyway,
Speaker 2: a related post.
Speaker 3: On a related post, somebody put up coincidentally last week
Speaker 3: would look like Mount Rushmore but using AI and it
Speaker 3: was four rock stars and it said the Mount Rushmore
Speaker 3: of rock.
Speaker 2: Stars okay, and it was uh. I don't know who
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 3: Jim Morrison from The Doors, Robert Planned from Led Zeppelin,
Speaker 3: Axel Rose who should not have been on there, and
Speaker 3: somebody else I rememb who was, maybe Freddie Mercury. It
Speaker 3: doesn't matter. So somebody wrote, if it's the Mount Rushmore
Speaker 3: of rock stars, it has to be all Americans because
Speaker 3: Mount Rushmore is the president. No, that's not what the
Speaker 3: When people say the Mount Rushmore of something, they don't
Speaker 3: mean the best for Americans. They mean the best four
Speaker 3: so that you have to limit your answer to four. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and by the way, Mount Rushmore is not the four
Speaker 3: best presidents. By the way, it's not why they would
Speaker 3: would you say that? Would you put Kurt Cobain up there?
Speaker 3: No bono?
Speaker 1: No? Because no, oh yeah, no, but bono.
Speaker 3: Before Kurt Cobain, Kirk Cobain had had had one fantastic album,
Speaker 3: one good album, one unknown album.
Speaker 2: JA Mick Jagger maybe, yeah, he's.
Speaker 1: In the conversation. Who else? I'd like to explore this
Speaker 1: a little bit because you're giving me some food for thought.
Speaker 3: All right, So so you could think about who you
Speaker 3: would on there. I mean, he's a great rock Jimmy Hendricks, Yeah, Hendrick, No,
Speaker 3: it was rock singer.
Speaker 1: Had to be rock singer. Singer singer, Okay, so it
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be best singer.
Speaker 3: You could you could say David Lee Roth was one
Speaker 3: of the greatest rock singers of all time. About Robert
Speaker 3: Plant from I said, Robert Plant, he was already on that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Robert Plant, it would be Yeah.
Speaker 1: So my point is the argument I got into with
Speaker 1: with somebody, but like a two day argument, yeah, was
Speaker 1: that it's a figure of speech. And then he kept
Speaker 1: writing back, You're a fucking idiot, You're a moron. Uh.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm not trying to be a jerk. But
Speaker 3: where on Mount Rushmore do you see a prime minister
Speaker 3: from England?
Speaker 1: Not one?
Speaker 2: Mount Rushmore means all Americans, it doesn't like, yes, it's
Speaker 2: Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 1: Literally.
Speaker 3: So I so I googled what does the expression the
Speaker 3: Mount Rushmore of something mean? And I sent him I
Speaker 3: posted it. I posted a definition that means the four
Speaker 3: best of something in a category. It does not mean American.
Speaker 3: And he still told me I was wrong. Did you
Speaker 3: let him win?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, So who are your For the reason I'm asking
Speaker 3: who you think your four are? Because iHeartRadio's Facebook and
Speaker 3: and uh did a similar question, and I wanted to
Speaker 3: tell you what the responses were.
Speaker 1: Okay, so before the four and they could be female too, obviously.
Speaker 2: Yeah, four biggest rock singers you think legendary?
Speaker 1: So that rock it can pop that rock. It's gotta
Speaker 1: be rock.
Speaker 3: Well that's why I can't be stop like an island
Speaker 3: can't be a continent.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, just like that.
Speaker 3: So, by the way, the song Islands in the Stream,
Speaker 3: it's about islands, island girl, It's about island, not a continent.
Speaker 1: I mean Prince.
Speaker 2: For his voice, you.
Speaker 1: Think, so, oh, we're judging just on voice.
Speaker 3: Well he's a singer, so yeah, okay, so you think
Speaker 3: he's one of the four greatest rock singers of all time?
Speaker 2: Singers?
Speaker 3: Would you consider he's a rock singer? I don't think
Speaker 3: he's a rock singer.
Speaker 1: No, he's not. No, he's a rock artist. I mean
Speaker 1: Lenny kra.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I would yeah, damn it. I mean
Speaker 2: I would say because alone from the Who? What about
Speaker 2: Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen, any member of the Beatles?
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, could say Paul McCartney or John Lennon. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: but not Axel Rose, Axel Rose?
Speaker 1: Is you know now?
Speaker 2: James Hetfield from Metallica.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think I consider him a singer.
Speaker 3: I know he's a singer of Metallica, but he's I
Speaker 3: don't know, maybe rocks like a Axel Rose Axel Rose.
Speaker 3: The thing about Guns and Roses. They had three albums
Speaker 3: and an EP. Yeah, basically that's it. They really only
Speaker 3: had three years of being together four years. Appetite and
Speaker 3: Destruction came out in eighty seven. By ninety two they
Speaker 3: were done, so five years. Can you really put him
Speaker 3: on the pantheon him before great?
Speaker 1: No, you can't.
Speaker 2: No longevity there.
Speaker 3: Ac DC has two singers that could be up thereon
Speaker 3: Scott from Rush. Oh, now you're talking, I would put
Speaker 3: I see, maybe, I see. I don't think of him
Speaker 3: as a rock singer, even though he's the singer of Rush.
Speaker 3: I don't think of him as the singer all right, Yes,
Speaker 3: I would put John Anderson from Yes up there.
Speaker 2: We're talking about very old stuff. Yeah, this is idea.
Speaker 2: We're really like digging.
Speaker 1: So Shieron's not going to be up there. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: like you're not well. You have to have been around
Speaker 1: a while. What about Chris Martin from Coldplay? I don't know.
Speaker 1: He's more popped than rock. I think, well, what does well?
Speaker 1: What did iHeart say? What does I heart radio? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, So I hear rated it? So I
Speaker 2: heart Radio.
Speaker 3: In the same week coincidentally, they put up just one question,
Speaker 3: and it wasn't iHeart Radio, Popp, It's iHeart Radio, which
Speaker 3: is all formats. Let's talk about debut albums. Who has
Speaker 3: the greatest debut album of all time? So I'm gonna
Speaker 3: ask now again. It depends on who you ask now,
Speaker 3: Scary Jones, who do you think of the greatest debut album.
Speaker 2: Of all time?
Speaker 1: The greatest debut album of all time? You know, in
Speaker 1: any era everge in any era ever.
Speaker 3: That's what I Heeart Radio was asking, is the greatest
Speaker 3: debut album of all time?
Speaker 1: Debut? My god, well, Jagged Little Pill from Alanis Moore
Speaker 1: set that was. That's not the greatest of all time,
Speaker 1: but that's a great one. I'm thinking of someone's asking
Speaker 1: you to the great ones. I'm asking for the greatest,
Speaker 1: the greatest debut album of all time. Man, that's so
Speaker 1: hard to think about. Uh Tellers Swift did not have
Speaker 1: the greatest debut album of all time. She was a
Speaker 1: slow build. You kind of got me on this one, Brody.
Speaker 1: I mean, people say Nirvana because it because a lot
Speaker 1: of people will tell you that that that album Vana.
Speaker 2: The greatest album. Mind was this nefond album? Oh that's right.
Speaker 1: Their first album was that crazy punk, crazy album Forgot
Speaker 1: You're right Pearl Jam ten was that their first album.
Speaker 2: Bleach Bleach? Yes, ten T was their first Pearl jam But.
Speaker 1: That wasn't I don't think that would qualify, right, I
Speaker 1: don't know, Brody, who are you thinking?
Speaker 2: What did I heart say? Well, I heart didn't say anything.
Speaker 3: I would I see for me, it would be like
Speaker 3: led Zeppelin one, the Beatles' first album, Appetite for Destruction.
Speaker 1: First album was not the greatest album, did dude? They
Speaker 1: were like boy band singers at that point.
Speaker 3: Okay, led Zeppelin one, Guns N' Roses. Appetite for Destruction
Speaker 3: is eighteen times platinum. Yes, one of the biggest selling
Speaker 3: albums of all time. Yes, Like okay, So I opened
Speaker 3: up the iHeart to see you know who did I
Speaker 3: heart say?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 2: Did the listeners of iHeart Radio say?
Speaker 1: Oh? Completely different? Ye? The first one, Chapel Roone, Chapel Rone,
Speaker 1: of course, I mean, come on, I understand you.
Speaker 2: You know how old you are.
Speaker 1: And to say Chapel Rone had the greatest debut album
Speaker 1: of all time. That shows you're like, that's only your
Speaker 1: debut album, you know, that's yeah, you have to have
Speaker 1: had the experience. Now, I will say this, Uh, chapel
Speaker 1: Ron's album is a very strong one. It's a great album,
Speaker 1: and it's it's fantastic, It's it's gotten a lot, it's
Speaker 1: critically acclaimed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, and I will cipher destruction compare it. Did
Speaker 3: chapel Ron's album?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Did chapel Ron's album change the face of music at
Speaker 3: that moment?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Did it inspire? Has it inspire? Hasn't inspired a generation
Speaker 3: of copycats?
Speaker 1: Yet? Oh? It will? It will it will? Yeah, She's
Speaker 1: she's an icon already, all right, Okay. The second album, well,
Speaker 1: what are some other answers? Mariah Carrey was was one.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, m hm, Backstreet Boys in Sync was a lot,
Speaker 1: Maroon five, It's exactly what you would expect.
Speaker 2: It's the listeners of our heart.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: And it depends on how.
Speaker 3: Again, it depends on your age and where you're I'm curious, slices, well,
Speaker 3: what you think is the greatest debut? And Babe, by
Speaker 3: the way, don't say slippery when Wet by bon Jovi.
Speaker 2: Was it was not his first album. It was the
Speaker 2: third album.
Speaker 1: It was there, And don't say the jump van to
Speaker 1: Halen album that was there, like fourth album, right.
Speaker 2: Fifth May nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, if you know, if you know
Speaker 3: nineteen eighty four by Van Halen, you you know it's
Speaker 3: not their first album. Like, if you're a Van Halen fan,
Speaker 3: you know. My point is, make sure it's their first
Speaker 3: album when you leave us to talk about.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I didn't know, but I forgot because Bleach
Speaker 1: was a breakthrough album.
Speaker 3: Bleach was their first album on sub Pop records. By
Speaker 3: the way, was Bleach? Yeah, Bleach and they had a
Speaker 3: different drummer.
Speaker 2: That's the black and with the black and white cover.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was black.
Speaker 2: And there's a guy like I think it's Kirk, like
Speaker 2: on the floor. I will say that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bleach for me was not It's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 3: It was not anything special, all right, have a different
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Uh, it wasn't it. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 3: different drummer. Yeah, who is the drummer? Scare who they?
Speaker 1: Who they?
Speaker 2: Who they get famous?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know who the drummer was.
Speaker 1: Who can you tell me?
Speaker 3: Not the first drummer? Then what the drummer of Nirvana?
Speaker 3: The drummer, Well, it's the lead singer food Fighters. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's right.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Okay, who is it?
Speaker 2: What's his name? What's the name, what's his face? David Grohl,
Speaker 2: Dave g Yeah, yeah, okay, it's a good minute.
Speaker 1: The lead singer food Fighters is the drummer of Nirvana
Speaker 1: and Chris Novaelic. What the drummer of the singer of
Speaker 1: Nirvana is the drum the lead singer of food Fighters
Speaker 1: is the drummer was the drummer of Nirvana, and the
Speaker 1: bassist was Chris nova Cellic Chris nova Selic yeah Celic yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Nobody remembers that either, but I did people know his name?
Speaker 1: Not a lot of people couldn't tell you that off
Speaker 1: the offhand.
Speaker 3: Well, he's the least famous of the three, and he
Speaker 3: gave he pretty much retired from music when Kurt when
Speaker 3: the band broke up. All Right, okay, all right, I
Speaker 3: love you, all right, I'm good.
Speaker 1: All right? You good? Is that good? For this break?
Speaker 1: All right? Good? All right? Okay, all right, good, all right.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you about told Darren next. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: all right unless unless you have something something you have something? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we were how many more.
Speaker 2: Breaks do we have? Last break?
Speaker 1: Last break coming up. Oh, Tall Dow would be great.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Now, what is it you? He's a shame
Speaker 1: to come on with us, and you won't tell me
Speaker 1: what is no slices, slices, I don't know tr true story.
Speaker 1: I don't know what what this is. Because I said
Speaker 1: save it for darn refused to come on. I said
Speaker 1: save it for the podcast. I said, Brodie, I'm not
Speaker 1: even going to tell you so Tall Darren has been
Speaker 1: a friend of mine for years. I was the best
Speaker 1: man in his wedding. He used to poses my publicist
Speaker 1: back in the day. He's great. He's and and these
Speaker 1: days he's living with his family overseas. But he's you know,
Speaker 1: he's from the States and he's had a lot of
Speaker 1: big jobs.
Speaker 3: Does he go to the Canary Islands normally? As as
Speaker 3: the Caribbean? Of is it told Darren's Caribbean? Yeah, he's
Speaker 3: been there once. This was his second time. And truth
Speaker 3: be told.
Speaker 1: The reason why we met there was because I was
Speaker 1: on a break, he was on a break, and we decided.
Speaker 2: And truth and truth be told. I miss you, Okay,
Speaker 2: it's a great song.
Speaker 1: Listen to you, China. Truth be told. I'm lying to
Speaker 1: be told, Truth be told. I'm lying, truth be told.
Speaker 1: That's uh all American rejects.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe. So yeah, gives you hell yeh, look
Speaker 2: at that.
Speaker 1: Huh nice.
Speaker 2: Okay, so truth be told. I'll make you my dirty
Speaker 2: little secret. Oh so.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Darren and I decided to go to the
Speaker 1: Canary Islands because he's from there and he lives there
Speaker 1: and whatever. Anyway, we we met and during the during
Speaker 1: the time we were there, he spent some time on
Speaker 1: his computer taking zoom calls because he's being interviewed because
Speaker 1: in between jobs right now and and the history you
Speaker 1: have told Darren is he's a high level executive. This
Speaker 1: guy is like primo, top of the line, cream of
Speaker 1: the crop big time, Like at this point.
Speaker 2: Cream of the croppy rise to the top.
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's never eat a pig because the pig is
Speaker 1: a cop I better yet, a terminator like on Schwarzenegga
Speaker 1: trying to play me out, like as if when many
Speaker 1: name was Sega, but I ain't going out like no,
Speaker 1: punk bitch.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go ahead the story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't get me started on House of Pain. So
Speaker 1: and so yeah, so Darren has been you know, in
Speaker 1: these jobs and he's high level, high ranking jobs and
Speaker 1: very high profile. And now he's in between gigs and
Speaker 1: he's he's always got the CMO job or the CEO.
Speaker 1: He sees that guy and he knows people who founded
Speaker 1: companies at this point, like he knows high ranking people
Speaker 1: who've founded big companies like Uber, like people like that. He's, oh,
Speaker 1: I know that guy. Anyway, I'm painting the picture. Because
Speaker 1: he was offered a job as the CEO of a
Speaker 1: major porno company.
Speaker 2: What brody.
Speaker 1: They came after him.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming they came before him.
Speaker 1: Also, ill, well, the recruiter, he's got a recruiter. You know,
Speaker 1: he's got a guy like looking. And they were like,
Speaker 1: you know, the setting up on all these interviews and
Speaker 1: stuff and the and it's one of the big, big, big,
Speaker 1: big big companies out there. I'm not going to say
Speaker 1: anything further. And they they found him and they're like,
Speaker 1: we want you. And he went through a series of
Speaker 1: interviews just to do it, just to say did he
Speaker 1: have to sit on the casting couch.
Speaker 2: Or did he ride the bank bus to the interview?
Speaker 1: Left all you want? If he takes this job, he's
Speaker 1: gonna left all the way to the bank. So because
Speaker 1: they pursued him bank, because they made him this offer,
Speaker 1: he is He's now in a dilemma because here he
Speaker 1: is with this long, storied, highly revered resume, and now
Speaker 1: he's about to add if he takes this job, which
Speaker 1: is so lucrative for him financially, he may he may
Speaker 1: start putting a blemish onto his resume. He may he
Speaker 1: feels like this could be his last job because is
Speaker 1: are people in the future gonna want to interview him
Speaker 1: after he's had this gig? Is it? Is it a
Speaker 1: stain pun intended on his resume? If he takes this gig?
Speaker 1: What would you do? Brody? H?
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, you're fun employed right now.
Speaker 1: So if a porno company, and that's why I wanted
Speaker 1: to bring it to the podcast, because you could relate.
Speaker 1: If a porno company said, we like your credential, we
Speaker 1: love what you stand for, we admire your body of work.
Speaker 1: David Brody, would you be the CEO of our company
Speaker 1: and we're going to shove all this money in your face?
Speaker 1: The money shot, the money shot. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Would you would you take this position? Position? Which there's
Speaker 2: so many jokes people, but I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: Have the off m sixty nine thousand dollars right, No,
Speaker 1: it's it was an incredible amount of money and benefits
Speaker 1: and he's sitting there benefits.
Speaker 2: What were the benefits?
Speaker 1: So he actually talked it over with his wife, and
Speaker 1: his wife was like, do what you got to do
Speaker 1: for the family, you know? So uh you know, uh
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. And what country would he be working in? Well,
Speaker 1: it's the company is worldwide, so he would, but he'd
Speaker 1: be working at No, it wouldn't put him out of
Speaker 1: his where he lives. He lives, you know, with his
Speaker 1: family there. He wouldn't have to He really wouldn't have
Speaker 1: to do very much. I mean he has to put
Speaker 1: together marketing strategies. Imagine that boardroom meeting about what he'd
Speaker 1: have to do in order to increase sales. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: they're offering him this gig and job. Well yeah, and
Speaker 1: and and here I am and a job?
Speaker 2: What kind of job? So many jokes, The jokes are
Speaker 2: endless on this one.
Speaker 1: So he he took a meeting like the final meeting,
Speaker 1: the final round, and while we were there in Tenerief,
Speaker 1: and then he gets off the meeting, he goes, holy shit,
Speaker 1: he goes, they really really want me, and this is
Speaker 1: going to be hard to hard to turn down. So
Speaker 1: he was given did he think long and hard, long
Speaker 1: and hard, long and hard about this? So he he decided.
Speaker 1: You know, he was given like a week to decide
Speaker 1: what he wants to do. But he's got to make
Speaker 1: a decision. I don't think he's made decision yet, but
Speaker 1: it's so attractive for him. What about you, Brody, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna turn it to you now because he hasn't given
Speaker 1: his answer. There's no ending to this story just yet,
Speaker 1: No no happy ending to the story. There's no ending or.
Speaker 2: Yet because we don't know it's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: So in this in this story, the pizza delivery guy
Speaker 3: just rang the doorbell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what would you do? Slices?
Speaker 1: What would you do? I mean? Because but think about it,
Speaker 1: because it can have long term effects because what if
Speaker 1: what if this job goes under? But what if he
Speaker 1: gets this job and he can't perform hio?
Speaker 2: What if the job ends, then you're gonna then listen,
Speaker 2: it's out.
Speaker 1: What if the job ends, you can what if the
Speaker 1: job ends faster than he thought it was gonna end?
Speaker 2: What if it ends prematurely? Premature? Ending to the job.
Speaker 1: Well, then then what happens, like your your resume is
Speaker 1: out there, you can't hide it.
Speaker 2: People could google you and it's gonna come up.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's anything ashamed, a shameful of being
Speaker 3: the CEO of a portal company, foreign company, I guess
Speaker 3: if I mean, I know this is gonna sound weird,
Speaker 3: but is it a legitimate porn company?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, ship videos?
Speaker 1: Uh, I don't, well know they they own other companies.
Speaker 1: It's a company who owns other companies. It's it's it's
Speaker 1: one that you probably haven't even heard of because it's.
Speaker 2: It was coard of any of them, because that's not
Speaker 2: my re.
Speaker 1: That's not your thing, because you don't you don't watch porn.
Speaker 2: That's correct. It's it's not a name.
Speaker 1: It's not a name that I that I recognized. It's
Speaker 1: it's it's actually one of those parent companies that live
Speaker 1: in the background but.
Speaker 2: Still with one Google search. You know what they're all about.
Speaker 3: Is it the parent company or is it hurry up
Speaker 3: before my parents come home bound? My parents are in
Speaker 3: the other room company.
Speaker 2: So so yeah, what would you do, Brody? Who is you?
Speaker 3: Well, I currently don't have a job. So i'd take it,
Speaker 3: you would, Yeah, how would you take that?
Speaker 1: Uh? Uh yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have a problem with the job if But
Speaker 3: here's the thing. He has a great job. Now is
Speaker 3: is it much better than the job he has? No,
Speaker 3: he's in between jobs. He does not have a job
Speaker 3: right now. Oh I didn't realize that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so so yeah, so he's on So he's between jobs.
Speaker 1: He's between he's between a rock and a hard place,
Speaker 1: like most of the actresses in these movies. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: between jobs jobs. Yeah, so he needs he needs a job.
Speaker 1: He needs a hand, Yeah, helping hand. You're very quiet
Speaker 1: on this one.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a tough decision.
Speaker 1: Listen. It's so easy for anyone to be like, you
Speaker 1: know something, Yeah, fuck it, they're gonna pay me. I
Speaker 1: forget it. I'll retire on this. And you don't know
Speaker 1: that what if? I guess it depends on the job description.
Speaker 3: If his job is to increase marketing and and exposure,
Speaker 3: and if it does, if you, if you are against
Speaker 3: the point industry morally, then then it's not a job
Speaker 3: for you. If you are fine with it, I think
Speaker 3: it's fine. I think as long as you're an adult
Speaker 3: and not being taken advantage of as underage drug addict teen.
Speaker 3: You know if it's a if it's adults performing, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't have a moral problem with it. So I
Speaker 3: would not have a problem running the company.
Speaker 2: So you'd be you'd find.
Speaker 1: Creative ways to increase sales and stuff, because it's all
Speaker 1: about increasing creative person. I would downloads, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would, Yeah, I would increase the I would
Speaker 3: have loads of money co I mean loads everywhere.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have a problem with it, and I don't
Speaker 3: think most slices would have a problem with it. But listen,
Speaker 3: if it's morally against what you believe in.
Speaker 1: No, but he does.
Speaker 2: It's not morally against him. And he even checked it
Speaker 2: out talking about IM talking about I'm talking about people
Speaker 2: listening to the pope.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, But but he even checked it out with
Speaker 1: his wife, and his wife is like, he checked it
Speaker 1: out with his wife. Oh honey, let's do some research
Speaker 1: for this new job. Tell you.
Speaker 2: So, I don't know if he's going to take it
Speaker 2: or not, you know what, but whatever he will that
Speaker 2: his who knows?
Speaker 3: Is this the kind of thing that's his it's his
Speaker 3: style or not. No, it's not really no, because it
Speaker 3: was a more doggy style.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The picture I was trying to paint is his
Speaker 1: previous roles in other companies were these you know, doggy yeah,
Speaker 1: like yeah, more very traditional and more corporate, super corporate
Speaker 1: America and even the UK. He was with Apple at
Speaker 1: one point he had these big, big positions, these big roles.
Speaker 1: So would this ruin his track record for the future
Speaker 1: if he was to have to give the job up,
Speaker 1: then what then they're gonna he may not be hirable
Speaker 1: for the future.
Speaker 3: Listen, he's not a fluffer. He's getting a job as
Speaker 3: a CEO, right or or exactly. I think it's fine.
Speaker 3: I think it's fine. So they would be good. No
Speaker 3: staying on his Uh, they'll be staying on his couch,
Speaker 3: I'm sure. But other than that, right, all right, give
Speaker 3: it a shot.
Speaker 1: All right? On that note, what would is there? Is
Speaker 1: there something that you was on your mind? I mean,
Speaker 1: surely it's been like a week since we've spoken aside
Speaker 1: from slice time when we just like.
Speaker 2: I'll give you one one last thing.
Speaker 3: I remember I told you a few episodes ago about
Speaker 3: my mail carrier who kept delivering the mail to the
Speaker 3: wrong addresses just because it had a one A two
Speaker 3: uh in front of it two whatever it was. I said,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, two, And they kept coming to my house
Speaker 3: with the mail.
Speaker 1: Right, so.
Speaker 2: Tuesday of last week.
Speaker 3: Uh so, So we have a community mail where where
Speaker 3: I am now in the in the complex. So it's
Speaker 3: like a little hut where all the mailboxes are. So
Speaker 3: you just look for your apartment number, your house number,
Speaker 3: and you'll get your mail. Well, there's three long columns
Speaker 3: of mailboxes, and if you're the mail carrier, you open
Speaker 3: up the master lock at the top and all three
Speaker 3: doors swing open, so you can put the mail in
Speaker 3: each slot. You don't, right, you don't open up each
Speaker 3: mail box individually. Open the giant doors.
Speaker 2: Hold the door to the back of it. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: have a similar system in our building.
Speaker 3: Right, I go and look at the go get my mail,
Speaker 3: and all three doors are wide open and everybody's mail
Speaker 3: is exposed.
Speaker 2: I can take everybody's mail. Oh my god, that's awful.
Speaker 1: Right, So I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: I close the doors, but they don't lock because the
Speaker 3: lock is open, so that the little tongue that sticks
Speaker 3: out is sticking out. So it won't close. It will
Speaker 3: They won't close. So I so I go to the
Speaker 3: townhome building right where the people work, where the complex
Speaker 3: I live in, and I say, the guy, you got
Speaker 3: to see the mailboxes. Come look at the mailboxes. He's like,
Speaker 3: holy crap, all the mailboxes are open. He says, no,
Speaker 3: wait a minute. If I remember correctly, there's a latch
Speaker 3: and there's a thing, and you can you know, there's
Speaker 3: a combination of like you got to push this, pull
Speaker 3: that and it'll snap into place. So he figures out
Speaker 3: how to close this thing, get it closed, and he
Speaker 3: thanks me for being honestly, and he had closed. So
Speaker 3: he goes, I'm gonna have to report this to the
Speaker 3: post office that the thing was left open. I gotta
Speaker 3: let them know because because it wasn't locked, it was closed,
Speaker 3: but it wasn't locked. So he had to call the
Speaker 3: post office let them know that the doors weren't locked.
Speaker 3: They were just kind of closed, so if you kind
Speaker 3: of pulled on them, they'd all open again. Well that
Speaker 3: was Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Scary.
Speaker 3: Oh, by Friday, I'm getting my mail on Friday and
Speaker 3: I see a guy, not the normal guy with the
Speaker 3: I go, hey, where's so and so Oh he got
Speaker 3: fired on Wednesday? What he goes? Yeah, he got fired.
Speaker 3: Apparently he was leaving doors open and he got fired.
Speaker 3: Did you get him fired?
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: The guy in my community had to call in and
Speaker 1: get the doors locked. Yeah, but what was the timeline
Speaker 1: on that A day later? Oh, no, you got him fired.
Speaker 2: No I did not. Yes, you did, you got you
Speaker 2: reported it. I did not.
Speaker 1: The guy from the town home complex called it in
Speaker 1: to say the doors were unlocked. Yeah, but you were
Speaker 1: the one who told the guy from the townhome complex.
Speaker 1: You were the one who told him, and then he alerted.
Speaker 1: He alerted the other guy who got and he got fired.
Speaker 1: It was a domino effect chain reaction. David Brodie, you're
Speaker 1: responsible for this guy being on the.
Speaker 3: Beach right now. No, he's responsible for being on the beach.
Speaker 3: And he's not even on Carbone Beach, he's on the regular.
Speaker 1: No, you got this guy fired all indirectly. You got
Speaker 1: you reported him. I protect I protected all my my
Speaker 1: neighbors from having that male stolen.
Speaker 2: That's what I did.
Speaker 1: But you rang the alarm. You were the you were
Speaker 1: the whistleblower. You know what.
Speaker 3: The mail carrier who was working at Friday got a job,
Speaker 3: so I got because of me.
Speaker 1: He has a new route.
Speaker 3: And he didn't say the guy got fired specifically for that,
Speaker 3: because I don't know he got fired.
Speaker 1: They probably gave it to some slub and it added
Speaker 1: the route to guy's great a guy they probably got added.
Speaker 1: He's not new to the system. He's just like a
Speaker 1: fuck Now, I gotta do this building.
Speaker 3: He seemed happy about it. He's very happy, very excited. Yes, sure, Brodie,
Speaker 3: Now it wasn't me yet. All I did was say
Speaker 3: the doors are open.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess all right, Well he's sleeping
Speaker 1: on the job.
Speaker 2: I guess he gets.
Speaker 1: What he deserves.
Speaker 2: I hope he gets his mail forwarded.
Speaker 1: That's terrible. Hey, next episode, we got to talk about
Speaker 1: the woman who's being charged more to wax her bush
Speaker 1: because it's a bigger surface area.
Speaker 2: What oh, yeah, it's in the New York Post.
Speaker 1: This Australian girl Google should have been our lead story.
Speaker 2: That should have been a confident by the way.
Speaker 1: Next week, Boys, Boys,