WEBVTT - #334: Bougie Birthday Beach Bash 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:07.560 Guess who just got back today. Here's the Brooklyn Mouse 0:00:07.640 --> 0:00:08.520 that had been away. 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:09.080 Uh huh. 0:00:09.400 --> 0:00:12.959 People have so much to see, right though. Their name 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:27.960 is a brilliant sker. The Boys. Yeah, it's The Brooklyn 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:31.840 Boys Podcast, episode number three thirty four. 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:35.360 Thank you so much for joining us again. 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:39.720 Thank you for giving us another chance after you promised 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:41.680 yourself you'd never listen to another episode again. 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:42.839 Because nobody said that. 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:45.120 There's got to be one person who said, I'm done 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:46.559 with them, I'm done. 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:48.479 With gall Well, there's definitely people who say that, you know, 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:50.639 but that's because you say stuff that defends people. 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:54.480 That it's all me right, always me, uh uh huh Wow, 0:00:54.560 --> 0:00:57.000 I'm bat for vacation, Brody Case, you have a nuggative 0:00:57.040 --> 0:00:57.720 always you. 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:00.400 You're back from vacation. I'm back from not being on vacation. 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:02.880 But that's okay, it's all right. Scary when did you 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:05.280 what exotic location and what guys in beds did you 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:05.720 sleep with? 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:09.600 Well we may get to it next, but I was 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:12.720 went to Tenerif in the Canary Islands. 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:14.240 Is that next to niner Reef. 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:19.720 It's crazy because it's owned by Spain. It's an island 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:22.880 of Spain. But The location is one hundred and eighty 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:27.800 miles west of Africa, Morocco to be exact. So it's 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.880 basically off the coast of Africa. But it's owned by Spain. 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:34.800 So everyone speaks Spanish and I gotta say it's it's 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:37.640 the Caribbean of Europe. 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:40.720 It's basically and it was mainly British. 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:41.760 Oh whoa, how is it. 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:44.160 The Caribbean of Europe if it's off the coast of Africa, 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:46.800 you dumbass, No, no, no, no, because. 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:48.840 If you think about it, it's not Europe. 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:50.840 It's there. I'm making an analogy. 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:53.919 It is, well, it's it's technically the continent of Europe, 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:58.000 even though it's the coast of Africa. Africa is a continent, right, 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:00.520 but it's considered part of Europe because it's owned by 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:05.480 it's owned by Spain, but it's located off the coast Africa. 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:08.720 What okay? Then, what continent is it considered? Very the Caribbean. 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:11.240 Half of the countries in the Caribbean are American. 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:12.400 Right some of them? 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:15.560 Yeah, so is that considered the North America or is 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:18.600 it the Caribbean? The Caribbean? But what continent are they 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:21.560 are part of? They're not part of a continent. They're 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:23.480 part of the Caribbean. And we talk about the seven 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:29.040 continents we talked about. We talk about North America, South America, Africa, Hawaii. 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:31.320 Where's Hawaii? Is that part of a continent? You dumba 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:34.680 it's part of North America. No, it's not. It's six 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:37.079 hours flight off the coast of America. What are you 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:39.359 talking about? It has to be characterized as a continent. 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:39.560 What. 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:41.919 No, it's an island. That's what the word island means. 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:44.079 Hawaiian islands. It's a bunch of islands. 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:45.680 Islands are not part of continents. 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:52.079 Wow, Australia is Okay, Australia is an. 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:54.320 Island and a country and a continent. 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:54.920 How about that? 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:56.480 The only continent that's an island. 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:58.680 Hey, scare you know out the soda right next to 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:00.520 your hamburger is not part of the burger. 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:05.600 It's so don't part of the plate. It's not part 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:05.919 of the plate. 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:10.560 Growing plain school, I was told that there's there's anti Antarctica, 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:15.160 there's Europe, there's Asia, there's North America, there's South America, 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:20.040 and there's Australia. And what's the seventh one. There was 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:24.000 a seventh Africa. Africa, right, Africa, those are the seven continents, 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:26.959 So the Canary Islands off the coast of Africa, right, 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:29.440 But they're not the European it's not European. 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:30.680 It's not the European. 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.079 You want to say it has a European vibe because 0:03:34.080 --> 0:03:36.480 it's owned by Spain, that's fine, but it's not the 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:38.560 European Caribbean. 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:42.840 No, but that that was an analogy to paint a 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:44.960 picture in a broad stroke for one. 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:46.800 No, an analogy. 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:51.240 No, My analogy was that to paint the picture for 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:53.640 most people who've never really heard of it or never 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:58.240 been there. The Canary Islands, it's the Caribbean of Europe 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:02.280 because of the way we treat the Caribbean, the way 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:05.520 we do. We fly to the Caribbean. I'm making an 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:09.160 analogy that we fly to the Caribbean here. The tropical 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:14.400 island visa is like a a is a European island. Yes, No, 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:17.320 you're being too literal at this point. Just say it's 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:21.120 it has a Spanish vibe island. That's it, I'm saying. 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:24.479 Compared to the to the the people of Britain, Okay, 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:26.080 it's the UK's Florida. 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:26.839 How about that? 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:31.800 Because people in hold on, because people in in in 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:37.839 Great Britain, you know, England and Ireland. They traveled there 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:40.520 three hours on these direct flights to get to the 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:41.400 Canary Islands. 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:43.320 So the way we as. 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:50.760 Northeasterners treat Florida, they the British and the Irish treat 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:54.039 the Canary Islands. Now that's saying it's it's it's it's 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:59.440 Europe's vacation spot. It's a European vacation spot. But as 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:04.480 far as the goes, yeah, it's it can't. Islands are 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:09.280 not part of continents. You crushing on islands. I cannot 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:12.039 believe this. Hold on. 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:14.280 If you're a part of an island, you're not part 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:14.920 of a continent. 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:16.280 You're an island. 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:19.280 That's the whole point of being an island. 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:23.200 But they have to be part of a classification. Everything 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:25.880 in the world has to be under the classification of 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:28.880 a continent. No, they do not. It's an island, that's 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:34.919 the classification. It's an island. Hawaii is six hours away 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:37.159 by plane. Do you know how far that is? I 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:40.719 mean miles that is Hawaii. Hawaii is not part of 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:45.120 North America, It's part of a volcanic eruption that formed islands, which, 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:48.200 by the way, the Canary Islands, they look a lot 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:50.840 like Hawaii because of it's very rocky and it's a 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:55.320 lot of volcanic ash and there's a lot of volcanoes there. So, yes, 0:05:55.440 --> 0:06:00.000 here is Cuba part of North America? Uh? 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:02.960 Are they part of South America? They're part of the 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:05.320 South countries are part of North America. North America has 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:06.120 three countries. 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:08.520 They have yeah they yeah, we have we have Canada, 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:12.080 we have uh right, the United States, and we have Mexico. Right. 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:14.080 So, Kiba is an island right off the coast. It's 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:15.760 so close it must be part of the continent. 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:23.960 But it's not. It's an island country, all right, Okay, Okay, 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:26.719 they're killing my vibe. Are the Bahamas scary? The Bahamas 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:28.240 are right off the coast of Florida. We're not even 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:31.320 part of North America, not even ten minutes ten Yeah, 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:32.800 I know, but they should be part of something. 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:34.080 They've got to be part of something. 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:36.800 Yes, they're part of the Bahama, the Bahaman Islands, that's 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:39.359 what they're part of. Okay, this is the Canary Islands. 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:41.719 They just live alone. They're not even part of Africa. 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:43.240 Even though they're close close by. 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.200 Right, they're not part of Africa. 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:48.440 Okay, I just thought that. I thought, because they're owned 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:52.279 by Spain, they are by definition part of Europe. 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:54.359 But I guess that's not part of our They're not 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:56.920 part of the continent. You said continent. They're not part 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:58.200 of the continent of Europe. 0:06:58.400 --> 0:06:59.600 But Europe is a continent. 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:00.719 Scary. 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:01.640 Have you been to Saint John. 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:06.360 It's an island, yeah, owned by America? Right, Yes, Saint 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:09.400 Thomas is a John part of North America? No? 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:11.040 Is it part of North America? 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:15.800 No? Not even in its Okay, all right, man, okay, 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:17.080 you kill ready to you're ready to move. 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:18.280 I want to keep the no. 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:20.800 No, man, I don't know. Man, you're stretching out for 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:21.600 the hell you grew up. 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:23.120 But you grew up in my neighborhood, so. 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:26.800 I don't know. I need a vacation now, the vacation. Yeah, yeah, 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:29.200 you worked so hard for fifteen minutes crushing me here, 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:31.920 crushing me. But I mean we grew up ten minutes apart. 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:35.200 But I went to a different school. I went to 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:39.080 a different public school school, and you did. We went 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:41.280 to the which grammar school? You went to? Two? 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:46.320 Four kids splices. Don't send your kids bized what. 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:48.840 About I went both went to Mark Twain. There was 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:51.000 some geography there. We learned to go to the same 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:53.360 junior high school. We went to different high schools. Yeah, 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:56.920 at the same college. Well yeah, all right, so yeah, 0:07:57.280 --> 0:08:02.280 in a nutshell, I highly good, ladies, I highly recommend 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:07.240 for Americans to visit the Canary Islands. I stayed on 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:10.080 the island of tener Reef. There's also palm Us and 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:13.120 there's and a bunch of other ones all nearby each other. 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:15.320 But I stayed on tener Reef, and there's a lot 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:17.040 of fun. There's a lot of drinking, a lot of partying, 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:20.320 the beautiful weather. And that's why I went there, Brodie 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:23.720 is because this part of the world, in this part 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:25.600 of Europe, I'm gonna call it, for lack of a 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:29.000 better word, is the warmest. Just say this part of 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:32.640 this island, just say this is warm and pleasant this 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:35.320 time of year. Because I looked up late April and 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:38.000 it said tana Reef is the perfect place the Canary Islands. 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:40.640 So and you know, they also have a lot of 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:42.640 things to see, which I didn't see because I'm not 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:45.480 a sightseer, and I'm certainly not a mountain climber or 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:50.240 a or a hiker, but if you're a nature person, 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:54.280 apparently these islands are are for you. There's so much 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:55.400 to see, so much beauty. 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:56.319 I saw none of it. 0:08:56.800 --> 0:09:00.440 I saw the inside of the Riz Carlton and the 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:01.120 the hard Rock. 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:02.439 Oh nice. 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:04.400 Yeah, So anyway, but we'll get to that later. I 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:07.440 guess we have some I guess we'll get to that. 0:09:07.520 --> 0:09:09.280 I don't know. I don't want to talk about my 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:12.320 vacation the whole time, but you do. I'd like to 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:14.960 hear about your vacation, all the bars and the pools 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:17.520 and the well, you know, I'll just say this all right, 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:21.440 not a sponsor. I hung out a little bit at 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:24.760 the hard Rock Hotel. That was an all inclusive Brody, 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:27.520 that one's for you because they have they had some 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:31.599 great food, awesome you know, relaxation, and you didn't have 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:32.120 to pay for. 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:35.600 Anything because it was all included. I know, you are right. 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:39.160 And then we got the opportunity to stay at the 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:43.679 Rich Carlton and we Tall, Darren and I had a 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:47.000 great time there. It was just a beautiful property. Did 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:49.319 you share a bed with Tall down at some point 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:52.520 at the hard Rock. We did not at Riz Carlton, 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:54.520 the Ritz Carlton. We were able to get our own beds, 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:56.000 which was which was amazing. 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:58.120 But why would you stay at the hard Rock if 0:09:58.120 --> 0:10:00.240 you had to share a bed with tall darn? 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:02.839 Because it was it was a you know, the deal 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:04.480 was the deal. It was a it was a good deal. 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:06.280 We could it was a bargain we couldn't pass up, 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:10.000 all right, you know. But but anyway, the food at 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:12.400 the Rich Carlton was next level. They have all these restaurants. 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:15.240 You never even have to leave there. It was just beautiful. 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:17.719 I highly recommend it if you're an American. Or how 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:21.679 long was the across the Atlantic? That is the beauty 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:25.600 of what I didn't even tell you. Most Americans don't 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:28.880 realize it, but they offer United Airlines, not a sponsor, 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:33.560 offers direct NonStop flights to UH to taner Reef. 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:36.880 You google it and so on Sunday. 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:42.240 My flight was at noon in tanar Reef and I 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:46.800 got off my plane at three pm in Newark, three 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:50.600 hours later. But it's basically eight hours because I got 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:52.640 my time back because you're traveling. 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:54.640 From but it's still you on the plane eight hours. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:59.320 Yes, so I watched Wicked, and I watched a complete 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:02.360 unknown sleep except for an hour, had a meal, and 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:06.240 I was home. I gotta say it was really a 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:08.160 convenient I mean a lot. 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:09.880 Of people convenient a lot of people. 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:12.360 No, yes, it is convenient because a lot of people 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:15.880 are deterred from having to make connections. But a lot 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:19.480 of people don't realize that's why. That's why you're Britain 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.880 and uh An, Ireland liked to vacation there because there's 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:25.160 a lot of direct front flights the same way we 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:28.080 This was my comparison. I go to the we go 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:30.800 to the Caribbean here because they have direct flights to 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:34.160 a Ruba and the Bahamas. We should consider going to 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:37.400 tenor Reef because it's a direct flight from New York. 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:40.160 But it's eight hours three hours of New York. I know, 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:42.960 but it does matter, don't Yeah, but Brody, don't, don't 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:44.520 poopoo in my cocoa puffs. 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:47.400 I'm letting you know that. It's I appreciate you letting me. 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:50.640 For people that like to get on one plane and 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:54.599 go to the destination, it is the ultimate. That's I 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:57.319 go to Bermuda, all right, you go to Bermuda. I'll 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:59.480 go back to tana Reef. How about that I go 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:01.960 to Jersey. Sure, I got a beach right there. Yeah, okay, 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:04.160 because because it compares just perfectly. 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:06.080 Although I have to I have to say on a 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:09.440 Friday in the summer, driving down the Jersey Shore, the 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:20.200 flight to the flight to the was the Canary Islands. 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:18.080 My Boys podcast. 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:21.320 Dude. 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:22.560 I mean, for those of you who don't live in 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:24.960 this area, if you live in New York, New Jersey, 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:29.120 Philadelphia area, you know the Pennsylvania area, you understand the 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:31.040 Jersey Shore that I mentioned before the commercial break. 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:33.959 You have to plan your life whether you're going to 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:34.600 the beach or not. 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:40.000 Like my cousin lives southwest of me, so I have 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:41.760 to like go well, She's like, oh, you want to 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:42.720 be plans on a Friday. 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:45.520 I go, well, I got to check the traffic because. 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:47.600 If anyone's going anywhere near any parkways that go to 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:49.320 you to get to the you know, the parkways to 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:51.080 go to the beach, I'm not coming to you. 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:54.800 I gotta time it. So you got to come to me. 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:57.520 You gotta come north, because no one's traveling north. The 0:12:57.520 --> 0:13:00.080 whole the all of New Jersey, the whole focus is 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:03.679 is traveling to the shore it is. Yeah, it's getting 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:06.000 back is chaos. Yeah, bag is chaos. 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:08.520 There are enough lanes in the turnpike, in the Garden 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:11.480 State Parkway, the unit does like six lanes, eight lanes whatever. 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:12.240 It is not enough lanes. 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:13.800 You know what. It's even worse than that is trying 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:15.680 to go back and forth to the Hamptons or mom 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:18.280 talk forget that. Actually I haven't done that. That's three 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:20.440 four hours. And then well people. 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:22.600 Take helicopters now because I don't want to do traffic. 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:24.560 Or if God forbid, you want to go up to 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:27.400 like New Hampshire or something, or you know, go to uh, 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:29.480 you know one of the like like Rhode Island. 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:31.480 You know, there's a lot of great stuff in Newport. 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:32.760 Forget about that. 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:35.040 Wherever you live in the country or if you're living 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:38.400 internationally listening to us internationally, there's a place it's the 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:41.680 lake whatever, it's the town pool, whatever it is that 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:44.760 everybody backs up traffic. To imagine that in one of 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:48.600 the most densely populated areas of the country. Yeah, everybody 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:50.280 wanting to go to the same and then look, the 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:52.640 Jersey Show has a lot of beaches. It's the fact 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:53.760 that they're all in the same direction. 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:55.920 Everything have to go that way. You have to do 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:56.200 that way. 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:56.720 Everybody's going. 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:59.199 If you're in Philly, you're all going east northeast, and 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:01.920 if you're in Jersey, they're all going south southeast or whatever. 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:04.320 But it's all that way. It's not like you can 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:06.280 go go some beaches in the west. Nope, they're all 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:08.959 over there by the water. At least if they were scattered, 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:12.000 they'd be less traffic because people will be scrambling everywhere. 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:15.040 But everyone's got to go to the same direction, right, 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:20.000 everybody lived nobody. The majority of people don't live west 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:23.640 of the beach. The majority of people live north or 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:28.520 southwest in Philly, So everyone's going in the same two directions, right, 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:30.240 And it's just it's crazy. And if you're not going 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:32.040 to the beach, he's like you feel like yelling, Hey, 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:33.400 I'm not going to the beach, scout. 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:33.520 On my way. 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:35.920 I'm not going to It's physically impossible to live east 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:38.040 of the beach, because that is the beach. Is the 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:39.760 east eastern the beach. 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:42.760 Yeah, they need to build a a I'm not going 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:45.720 to the fucking beach parkway where it goes up like 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:48.160 you're like two stories up and you can't get off. 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:50.560 You just get on it and you promise that you 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:52.160 just want to go. I just want to go that way, 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:53.760 but I'm not going to the beach right, and you 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:55.960 can just go like I'm driving a Florida get on 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:59.400 my way right. But it's a nightmare, a nightmare. 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:01.400 It is. Can't go west to the beach unless you 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:03.240 live in California. Then you go west to the beach. 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:05.760 No, unless you live in Bermuda or they came into 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:07.480 the Canary Islands and you can go west off. 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:14.440 Oh my god, So I'm getting out of town again 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:15.160 this weekend. 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:16.920 Brody. 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:19.160 Well, it's not gonna affect anything that we do, but 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:21.120 I figured I would. 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:22.120 I would drop a. 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:29.000 Little booge on us. Go ahead. So it's Robin's birthday, 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:33.920 and for three months now I had planned that I 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:35.000 would take her to Florida. 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:37.880 So we put it on the calendar. We bought the 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:38.360 fly man. 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:39.960 You get to go to the Canary Islands and you 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:42.480 take her to Florida. Well, she started a new job. 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:45.520 That's a whole other story. She didn't so she couldn't 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:48.200 really get away. She couldn't get away Florida, Florida, the 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:53.200 Caribbean of South Carolina. No, so no, we wanted to 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:55.120 do a quick something where she doesn't have to take 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:57.760 days off from her new friggin job. It's bad enough 0:15:57.760 --> 0:16:00.240 she's taking Friday off on a brand new job, so 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:00.840 she's taken. 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:02.360 So I said, let's go away. 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:04.960 For the weekend. So so, so we're going Friday Saturday, 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:10.720 and it just so happened. So we're going to Palm Beach. Okay, 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:12.800 we're gonna stay in Palm Beach, which is, you know, 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.560 north of all the chaos and the action. And you know, 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:18.080 people say, oh my god, Miami. You always go to Miami, 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:20.600 you always go to Fort Lauderdale, go somewhere else. So 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:23.960 Palm Beach is much more north of that. So we're 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.280 staying there on slice time. 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:28.680 Palm Beach sounds like a euphemism for masturbate. 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:30.800 A little Palm Beach action. Yeah, I'm going down to 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:34.560 Palm Beach. You know, Well, Brody, somehow my travels have 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:40.200 found have taken me to Miami anyway, So we're we're 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:42.480 going to going to bom Beach. And then I find 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:45.720 out it's Formula one Racing F one weekend in my. 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:47.920 Air, big fan, big fan of Formula not a. 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:50.760 Big fan of a form of F one. But they're 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:52.760 having it and all the people are going to be 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:56.880 in Miami, so everyone's going to be there. It's got 0:16:56.880 --> 0:17:00.120 to be part of that Mayham. I didn't originally and 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:02.560 then I found out, well I didn't find out, but 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:08.520 Mario Carbone, who we often talk about, owner of Sadel's, 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:12.959 Sadiles and all these restaurants, Teresi and of course the 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:17.200 infamous Carbone. They're doing a pop up called Carbone Beach, 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:19.920 which they've done for the last several years, and they 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:23.560 do it Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday nights. Every night 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:26.640 is another one and every night there's different celebrities there, 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:30.000 Brody boogiest of the booge And I gotta swear. 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:30.880 Why aren't you there? 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:31.040 Now? 0:17:31.840 --> 0:17:33.880 I've never been before. I've always wanted to go. 0:17:34.040 --> 0:17:36.560 You know me. First of all, you mentioned Carbone, I'm 0:17:36.600 --> 0:17:40.520 in and because you know you do too, you mentioned 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:42.840 a bougie party and it's a pop up on the 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:46.800 beach for Formula one. I gotta be there and I've 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:50.560 never been, and I've always been jealous because every night 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:53.520 there's another special performer. I don't know who the performer 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:57.280 is going to be for coming up, but I found 0:17:57.280 --> 0:18:02.600 my way into this because Elvis decided that he's going 0:18:03.640 --> 0:18:09.240 and he got a table at Carbone Beach. So he said, Scary. 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:11.960 He goes, I know you're gonna be in Palm Beach, 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:14.720 You're gonna be in the vicinity. What are you doing 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:21.120 Friday night? And I'm like, Elvis, I'm gonna It's Robin's birthday. 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:25.600 I'm gonna I will cancel dinner if you have something 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:29.480 else better for me. And he said, Scary, would you 0:18:29.520 --> 0:18:32.480 and Robin like to join me at my table at 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:36.560 Carbone Beach. So I'm like freaking out, So I go 0:18:36.720 --> 0:18:39.159 call Robin immediately and I said, Brodie. I said, Robin, 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:42.080 I'm like, you called Hut Brody. What it's your birthday. 0:18:42.119 --> 0:18:44.200 I know it's your birthday and you could do whatever 0:18:44.320 --> 0:18:46.840 you want for your birthday. I know we're going to 0:18:46.840 --> 0:18:51.560 Carbone Beach. It's like, but Scary, I really want to 0:18:51.600 --> 0:18:54.320 go and spend time going to Carbone Beach. Robin, we 0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:59.600 got the invite Elvis, Elvis's treat, Elvis's treat on making 0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:02.520 Hut brot you no it's not, I asked her. No, 0:19:02.640 --> 0:19:05.119 hold on, hold on, I asked her. I said, Robin, 0:19:05.480 --> 0:19:07.399 I said, I know it's your birthday. I know it's 0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:09.439 a Friday night and it's your birthday, I said, And 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:11.359