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Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody, Happy weekend. I'm here with lunchbox. What's that,
Speaker 1: Buddy oh Man?
Speaker 2: You know these Saturday mornings. I just I'm never gonna
Speaker 2: get used to getting up early on a Saturday morning.
Speaker 2: But when you got kids, you got to get up
Speaker 2: early anyway. And I'm just tired. But I got a
Speaker 2: big night tonight, so I mean, hopefully I can get
Speaker 2: a nap in, which I won't be able to get
Speaker 2: a nap in because I have kids and they're not
Speaker 2: gonna want to name.
Speaker 1: You mean, you're not gonna get a nap and you
Speaker 1: always get naps in, I know.
Speaker 2: But they're Yeah, I got I got the demolition derby tonight,
Speaker 2: Mad Dog Demolition Derby down in Smithville, Tennessee. And if
Speaker 2: you ain't rubbing, you ain't racing.
Speaker 1: Is that you're saye or theirs?
Speaker 2: I know it's from Days of Thunder?
Speaker 1: Okay, what's Days of Thunder?
Speaker 2: Nicole Kinman Tom Cruise where they met you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't never heard of this movie.
Speaker 2: If you ain't rubbing, you ain't racing.
Speaker 1: That also just sounds very No.
Speaker 2: That's if you ain't rubbing, you ain't racing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so weird.
Speaker 2: I want you to go out there and crash, smash
Speaker 2: into the pace car, hit the pace car. Hit the
Speaker 2: pace car. Yes, go out and hit the pace car.
Speaker 2: Why would I hit the pace car because then you
Speaker 2: would have hitten every car on that track today. Oh,
Speaker 2: oh my goodness, what a movie.
Speaker 1: This is like one of your favorite movies and I'm
Speaker 1: just not hearing about it.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's one of my favorites, but
Speaker 2: it's a fantastic movie.
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, on ron Tomatoes is thirty eight percent?
Speaker 2: What there's no way, There is no way. It only
Speaker 2: has thirty eight percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 1: It does here, let me let me double check. It
Speaker 1: just popped up that way. But maybe that's just a
Speaker 1: critic saying that. Maybe, yeah, I was gonna say that
Speaker 1: has to be the critics. There's no way.
Speaker 2: The audience, right, the audience loves it.
Speaker 1: What's it? What's it called again? Days of thunder.
Speaker 2: Days of thunder cold Trickle?
Speaker 1: Critics give it thirty eight percent. Popcorn meter is sixty,
Speaker 1: so still not crazy, only sixty.
Speaker 2: Oh people, they don't know racing then, but hey, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I do know you racing?
Speaker 2: I do, okay, and that's why I'm in the Demolition
Speaker 2: Derby tonight. Get your tickets Motorheadevents dot com. If you're
Speaker 2: listening this on Saturday, March eighth, I mean, if not,
Speaker 2: then you missed it.
Speaker 1: In the family, they come in the boys.
Speaker 2: And they don't get to see me in the the
Speaker 2: Demolition Derby.
Speaker 1: They're going on spring break. Oh you don't get to
Speaker 1: have your little fan club. I know. Are you bummed?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty bummed, because I mean, they were gonna be
Speaker 2: going crazy. They would love to see it. They would
Speaker 2: love to see me out there in a little junker
Speaker 2: of a car racing and rubbing and wrecking and.
Speaker 1: Okay, you have to stop saying rubbing and it feels weird.
Speaker 2: That's the scraping metal. I mean, it's gonna be here.
Speaker 2: I can't wait. I hope some listeners. I have no
Speaker 2: idea if listeners are gonna come or not, but I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I want to know what kind of car I'm driving.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's going to be a truck,
Speaker 2: a CenTra, an Impaula, a Cadillac.
Speaker 1: I was picturing like monster cars, like really giant tires.
Speaker 1: You're on like these really cool trucks and you're like.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's like monster truck.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: This is demolition derby mad Dog.
Speaker 1: No no, no.
Speaker 2: This is like where people like probably go to the
Speaker 2: junk yard and get their own car. Like they pick
Speaker 2: out a car and they fix it up to where
Speaker 2: it runs at least and you take out like all
Speaker 2: the windows because you don't want glass, and then you
Speaker 2: and they some of them, like last year they had
Speaker 2: one car the trunk had to be duct taped closed
Speaker 2: because it wouldn't close.
Speaker 1: You know what, I think one of my neighbors might
Speaker 1: participate in this because every weekend he see them.
Speaker 2: When we did the dance on your back poards, they
Speaker 2: had a bunch of those cars they probably.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they are always back there like revving these
Speaker 1: engines and the windows are busted out of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're all junkers and they're always out there working on
Speaker 1: them in random hours and then like they're gone, and
Speaker 1: then they'll come back and they're back there again. So
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if you're gonna be hanging out with my neighbors.
Speaker 1: They might be.
Speaker 2: They might be in the Demolition Derby. Yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: See remember they were watching us when we were doing
Speaker 1: the Beyonce dance. Yes, we're learning it and we had done.
Speaker 2: A dance a long time just so no Rest and
Speaker 2: Peace star dances.
Speaker 1: No, it's not over. But also there might be.
Speaker 2: Because you never know if I'm gonna live to I
Speaker 2: that's why you should come.
Speaker 1: That's true. I really need you to be saved. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a concussion. Are you wear a helmet?
Speaker 1: I believe, I hope. I've known you might need to
Speaker 1: bring a helmet just in case. I told me.
Speaker 2: Someone told me that I'm gonna be really sore. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I didn't think about that. But you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, that's racers, That's that's part of the life, man,
Speaker 2: that's the racing lifestyle. We got, you know, Demolitionderby dot com. No,
Speaker 2: it's really Motorhead Events dot com. Man Dog and my kids.
Speaker 2: I got them shirts last year at this event.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And they were like, so you went to this
Speaker 1: event last year. Oh yeah, didn't you do some hosting
Speaker 1: things with it last year? Okay?
Speaker 2: And I got them shirts last year. They are like
Speaker 2: six sizes too big, and they wear them and they
Speaker 2: love them, and they're like, da, can I wear this
Speaker 2: a school? And I'm like whatever, dude, it's like down
Speaker 2: to their ankles.
Speaker 1: But and now they're gonna be sacked you actually participate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then this year I was like, oh, you
Speaker 2: guys are gonna go I don't get go bummer.
Speaker 1: Are you sad? You're also not joining them on vacations.
Speaker 1: Oh you think? Are they going somewhere fun? They're going
Speaker 1: to the beach. Are you guys a beach family?
Speaker 2: No, but you guys are. My wife likes the beach.
Speaker 2: I don't like the beach.
Speaker 1: Do the kids like the beach?
Speaker 2: Uh? Baby Box two will get in the water, Baby
Speaker 2: Box one will play in the sand. Baby Box three
Speaker 2: doesn't know the difference. He does them both. Okay, he
Speaker 2: gets like two feet in the water and then he
Speaker 2: stays on the sand two feet in the water. But
Speaker 2: Baby Box two will go in the water, like, he'll
Speaker 2: let you take him in the water.
Speaker 1: I just don't imagine a beach vacation with little kids
Speaker 1: is super relaxing. Oh no, it's not very much fun
Speaker 1: because they're moving around all the time. They don't want
Speaker 1: to lay there.
Speaker 2: Well, not even that, it's just it's so hot. Usually
Speaker 2: when you go to the beach and little kids, you know,
Speaker 2: what they don't want to be is really freaking hot,
Speaker 2: and they getting miserable, h cranky and wet. But if
Speaker 2: you bring a bunch of food, then you gotta lug
Speaker 2: all that crap to the beach. So when you're going
Speaker 2: to the beach, you have to lug all this crap.
Speaker 2: And then it's like the kids are there for an
Speaker 2: hour than they're tired, they're hot, you're getting sunburned. It's like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, what do I do? It's so frustrating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't sound enjoyable. And I'm already not a
Speaker 1: beach person, but right that really doesn't add to it.
Speaker 2: I got sand in my ear, I got sand in
Speaker 2: my nose. Oh I am not a beach person, So
Speaker 2: I don't get it. I don't understand the beach. But
Speaker 2: my wife likes this, so we go sometimes and it's
Speaker 2: just like, I don't get it.
Speaker 1: If you're not a beach person, what would you say?
Speaker 1: You are a lake person? Okay, do you like mountains?
Speaker 1: I love mountains, but you've never skied before, never skied. Okay,
Speaker 1: but you're really cool, Like, I wouldn't mind.
Speaker 2: I like hiking up. I'm climbing up. I've never been
Speaker 2: on them when they're snowy.
Speaker 1: Oh, Okay.
Speaker 2: I went to Colorado, but it was during the summer,
Speaker 2: so there was no snow on the mountain. But I
Speaker 2: will say, give me that green water and that algae
Speaker 2: on the ground that I can touch with my toes,
Speaker 2: and the moss ah, I eat that up.
Speaker 1: Okay. I don't love the feeling of rocks, But I
Speaker 1: would be more of a lake person most of the time,
Speaker 1: just because lake has more activities. I like to like
Speaker 1: be on a boat on a lake.
Speaker 2: Or yeah, or you're like there and you can if
Speaker 2: you're at someone's lake house or something, or a house
Speaker 2: on the lake, you jump in the water, play in
Speaker 2: the yard.
Speaker 1: Then you can go inside. Yeah, the beach it's not
Speaker 1: typically as hot.
Speaker 2: It's like yes, in the beach. Well, in the end,
Speaker 2: you can have shade at the lake. There could be
Speaker 2: trees in the yard or wherever you're at the beach.
Speaker 2: There ain't no shade. There's no going in a house.
Speaker 2: It's you're on the beach. And then you got to
Speaker 2: pack up and go to the car and drive back.
Speaker 1: You guys don't get a like a house on the beach.
Speaker 1: I know those are? What do you know?
Speaker 2: How much those are?
Speaker 1: They used to be relatively cheap. We go down to
Speaker 1: gold Shores, Alabama for spring break, there'd be a whole
Speaker 1: bunch of us were in the house.
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, when you're in college and you have
Speaker 2: fifty two people crammed to in a house, it's cheap.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry, that's the reference. That's when you're.
Speaker 2: An adult and you're only paying for one family to
Speaker 2: stay at a house on the beach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're probably super pricey right now too, I would imagine.
Speaker 1: I would imagine too. I don't know. I don't even
Speaker 1: hold everywhere, so.
Speaker 2: I don't look at it. I'm like, good, I'll pass.
Speaker 2: I'll just stay, you know, like a mile off the beach.
Speaker 2: And yeah, oh wait, I'm not even going, so I'm
Speaker 2: not you.
Speaker 1: Know, so what are you gonna do for a week
Speaker 1: with them not here? I'll probably come to work, Okay,
Speaker 1: besides working though free afternoons for evenings. That's gonna be weird.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be weird because usually I've got to be
Speaker 2: having a schedule, you know, like, oh, you got to
Speaker 2: get the kid off the bus at three o'clock, and
Speaker 2: now I'm gonna be like, that's three o'clock.
Speaker 1: What do I do? Yeah? Hone? Are you gonna make me? Oh?
Speaker 2: No, you're not gonna make me dinner because you're not here?
Speaker 1: What am I gonna? Will you cook when she's not there? Will?
Speaker 1: It would be a lot of takeout? Watching sports? Oh?
Speaker 2: Probably cook one meal? I cook the I have these
Speaker 2: recipe for enchiladas.
Speaker 1: And I I'll lost you through the week.
Speaker 2: What makes two or it makes like ten of them? Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I two at the time.
Speaker 1: So that's five meals. Okay, that gets you through one
Speaker 1: meal each day every week of the week. Right, So
Speaker 1: that's that's good. Okay. But besides that, probably some takeout. Probably.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm just trying to picture life of lunch
Speaker 1: bogs without the kids, without the life. What that looks
Speaker 1: like for a week, And.
Speaker 2: That's what it's gonna look like. I'm just gonna be
Speaker 2: hanging out. I mean, it's gonna be weird. That's not
Speaker 2: gonna be a lot of ah ah dad that It's
Speaker 2: gonna be quiet.
Speaker 1: Do you like it? Or will you like like it
Speaker 1: for a few hours and then I do know. I've
Speaker 1: never had it. This is the first time, first time ever.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be weird this.
Speaker 2: First time ever because this is their first spring break,
Speaker 2: because he's in kindergarten. My oldest is in kindergarten. We've
Speaker 2: never had spring break before, so we've never had a
Speaker 2: week off school where they could go do something.
Speaker 1: So it's like it's the only one in school right now. Right,
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: We got one in kindergarten, one in pre K, so
Speaker 2: he'll be in kindergarten next year.
Speaker 1: Remind me, the pre K is only half days, right,
Speaker 1: that's normal it is. Yeah, Oh, I don't know why.
Speaker 1: That's mother's day out. Oh when pre K.
Speaker 2: But then she has no Mother's day out is when
Speaker 2: it's only like half a day, Like it gives you
Speaker 2: like two or three hours to do like mothers give
Speaker 2: a break, go, you know, to get a cocktail and
Speaker 2: then come back and get your kid.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know why I feel like my PreK
Speaker 1: was like half days.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I don't know. I don't remember doing pre K.
Speaker 2: I did gymnastics instead.
Speaker 1: I did gymnastics too. There was pre K and there's somewhere. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think I skip pre K because I wanted to
Speaker 2: do gymnastics because I didn't want to go to school.
Speaker 1: You never stuck with it though, you didn't become a gymnast, No, No,
Speaker 1: I think I was a one and done. Did you
Speaker 1: just want to like play on all the little Well.
Speaker 2: I just didn't want to go to school, I think,
Speaker 2: is what it was. And so I had to do
Speaker 2: that or go to a pre k, I think, And
Speaker 2: so I said I'll do gymnastics.
Speaker 1: How long were you like hour wise? You think you
Speaker 1: were in gymnastics for? Was it like the whole hot
Speaker 1: of a morning or were we just there for an hour?
Speaker 1: For an hour?
Speaker 2: That's funny, if I had to guess, I really I
Speaker 2: just remember being in gymnastics when I was like four,
Speaker 2: and that was because I didn't want to go to
Speaker 2: preschool and we I remember doing a cartwheel and the
Speaker 2: big beam towards the end.
Speaker 1: That was all you got. That's all I got.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if it was a high beam,
Speaker 2: if it was like a beam that was verre off
Speaker 2: the ground.
Speaker 1: But I just remember that long.
Speaker 2: I remember practicing cartwheels and I don't know. I have
Speaker 2: no idea, and then I never went back.
Speaker 1: What sports did you play when you were a kid?
Speaker 1: What did I play? Yeah, like now that i'm thinking about,
Speaker 1: like gymnastics obviously when you're super super young.
Speaker 2: I played soccer, I played baseball. I played basketball for
Speaker 2: a couple of seasons. I ran track, I ran cross country.
Speaker 1: That was it. Okay, let's are about what I suspected. Yeah,
Speaker 1: based on what you've talked about before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never never played football.
Speaker 1: I was too big.
Speaker 2: The coaches right, Hey, you're going to hurt people out here.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm sure that's what they said. Yeah, really
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: I was uh, I mean I was five feet tall,
Speaker 2: eighty five pounds until my junior year of high school.
Speaker 1: It was your junior year when you had kind of
Speaker 1: your gross word.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's when I finally got tall and.
Speaker 1: Had had a much deeper voice.
Speaker 2: No, I've always had a deep voice, really, yeah, always.
Speaker 1: You never when the grossport did it come even deeper? Though?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean I know everyone saw you know you do
Speaker 2: yeah right and all you know, and your boys would
Speaker 2: make fun of you, but your voice cracks. But I
Speaker 2: always had a deep voice.
Speaker 1: I think maybe it was starting out deep and then
Speaker 1: it just got really deeper, maybe like you went down
Speaker 1: an octave or something.
Speaker 2: Baritone. Is that what they call it? Baritone?
Speaker 1: Hey? Hello, that sounds accurate at least. Yeah. So it
Speaker 1: was me. What did you play? You played softball? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did softball, volleyball, basketball. I was also competitive cheerleader,
Speaker 1: but all of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, basketball. Let me tell you about my basketball career.
Speaker 2: So I was on the Denver Nuggets the first year.
Speaker 1: Me. Oh yeah, like the NBA team, yes.
Speaker 2: Me, Rob Piget, Nick Jacobson.
Speaker 1: How do you remember all of thirteames? And we went
Speaker 1: oh and ten. Oh you're horrible.
Speaker 2: We didn't win a single game.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so not your sport.
Speaker 2: And oh Ian Pierce was on my team too, and
Speaker 2: we got just demolished, demolished.
Speaker 1: Think that's why you didn't end up liking basketball or
Speaker 1: were you just not good at it?
Speaker 2: I mean I was I was tiny, Like I was
Speaker 2: so small that it didn't matter. Then I played the
Speaker 2: next year and I was on the Chicago Bulls and
Speaker 2: we went undefeated.
Speaker 1: Why did they all have the NBA? It's really throwing
Speaker 1: me off.
Speaker 2: It was awesome. It was aj Bright Russell Valdez.
Speaker 1: How did you also go from the not winning a
Speaker 1: single game to winning every game?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you're not on the same team.
Speaker 1: It was really your teammates, but you still sucked.
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I mean, we let me tell you,
Speaker 2: let me, let me. Let me just name the team
Speaker 2: we had. Aj Bright, Russell Valdez, Ben Noys, Travis Parks,
Speaker 2: Brett Acock, me Britanna Green, Michael Tipton.
Speaker 1: You're saying these names like this matters. I just mean, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know who any of those people are.
Speaker 2: I mean, we had ten players and I named you
Speaker 2: like nine of them.
Speaker 1: It's impressive that you can name them. I'll give you that,
Speaker 1: but like that does mean no good because I have
Speaker 1: zero idea. It was awesome.
Speaker 2: It was so cool, and we ran places like Jordan Jordan.
Speaker 2: We would name real Chicago Bulls players pipin so funny,
Speaker 2: and that's how we'd run it. And I talked to
Speaker 2: my dad the other day. He was the assistant coach,
Speaker 2: and he was because my kids are playing basketball now,
Speaker 2: and he was like, you guys, we would run place
Speaker 2: and we'd call plays, and he goes, you know what
Speaker 2: would drive us them? Just drive us nuts? I was like, no,
Speaker 2: he goes if we called Pippin. Even if someone broke
Speaker 2: wide open over here by the basket, you would only
Speaker 2: you guys would only pass it to the person that
Speaker 2: was supposed to when the play was called, Like you're
Speaker 2: supposed to pass it over here, and they're supposed to pass
Speaker 2: it over somewhere else instead of just passing to a
Speaker 2: wide open person.
Speaker 1: You guys were very structured in your place. Yes, so
Speaker 1: you didn't have a lot of what's the word I'm
Speaker 1: looking for here. There wasn't a lot of just winging
Speaker 1: it you if you saw a better thing happening.
Speaker 2: Yes, we stuck to the play. But I'm gonna tell you,
Speaker 2: And we had the Twin Towers, Ben Noise and Travis Parks.
Speaker 1: You gotta saying their names unless they became professional athletes
Speaker 1: or something. I have no idea who these people are.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know what they came In fact, I
Speaker 2: haven't seen them in how many years. But they were
Speaker 2: the twin Towers down low, and I mean we just
Speaker 2: they would get every get so many rebounds.
Speaker 1: They were. They were great. You know It's funny. When
Speaker 1: I played basketball, I was very I was very spicy,
Speaker 1: like I was good at being very scrappy and like
Speaker 1: kind of running up because I was little, much like
Speaker 1: you were talking about. But it was so funny. I
Speaker 1: would always get fouls like I would foul people because
Speaker 1: I'd i'd grab them and like hug them trying to
Speaker 1: get the ball because I didn't want to be mean,
Speaker 1: and that's how I try and get them all interesting.
Speaker 1: I wasn't very good at stealing the ball sneakily. I
Speaker 1: just like kind of a big hug and like knock
Speaker 1: it out of their hands. Okay one of those people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I failed a lot, but it was I was trying
Speaker 1: to help my team steal the ball, but it didn't
Speaker 1: be mean. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean we had that experience a couple of weeks
Speaker 2: ago when we were playing a game. The other team.
Speaker 2: One guy on their team, he got real mad at
Speaker 2: this girl on our team because she was guarding him
Speaker 2: and he just took two hands straight to her chest
Speaker 2: and shoved her down. And then and then uh baby,
Speaker 2: Box two was going to get a loose ball and
Speaker 2: the guy grabbed him by the jersey. And then the
Speaker 2: next down now in the court, Oh you want to
Speaker 2: see him, he did a Morgan.
Speaker 1: He grabbed it, hugged.
Speaker 2: Oh he didn't grab a hug. He did grab and tackle.
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't tackle anyway. Oh no, no, he tackled.
Speaker 1: I was giving three hugs.
Speaker 2: I mean it was hilarious, like I mean, he's trying
Speaker 2: to get away and he is just getting I'm trying.
Speaker 1: To pull the video. Okay, here, we'll take a quick break.
Speaker 1: You get the video up. Oh it's coming, it's coming,
Speaker 1: I know, but we gotta take a break. We gotta
Speaker 1: take a break. So hold on, all right, did you
Speaker 1: find the video? Do we have baby box to wait?
Speaker 1: Did baby Box two get tackled? Oh? Yeah, he's the
Speaker 1: one that gets tackled. He doesn't.
Speaker 2: And he was getting so annoyed. And this kid just
Speaker 2: can tackle. And where is it?
Speaker 1: We took a break, Lunchbox. It's okay, we can come
Speaker 1: back to it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mean listen, I am just so good
Speaker 2: at scrolling my phone to find it.
Speaker 1: I can tell you I did so. I also when
Speaker 1: I did competitive softball, that was my favorite sport. I
Speaker 1: wish I would have pursued that one. I'm having one
Speaker 1: of my old athletes on my podcast.
Speaker 2: One of your old athletes, one of your old teammates.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, words are really hard for me. I one time,
Speaker 1: words hard for everybody. I'm telling you. But this morning
Speaker 1: I tried to put mascara on my lips. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not good. I'm not functioning one hundred percent, so things
Speaker 1: are a little wonky. But one of my old softball teammates,
Speaker 1: she was ballers ballers their lunchbox, joined me a picture
Speaker 1: of all the baby boxes, and they're all adorable.
Speaker 2: They look at those pants, I mean, look at those shorts.
Speaker 2: You can't even see his body.
Speaker 1: They can't see them.
Speaker 2: Look at it, you can't even see his body.
Speaker 1: No, he's The other ones have like regular on and
Speaker 1: one of them has like shorts that go to onto
Speaker 1: his ankle.
Speaker 2: No, no, those are the shorts the league gave you.
Speaker 1: That's how they give them. Yes, they're not even Oh
Speaker 1: my goodness. Okay. Anyways, so I had one of my
Speaker 1: old teammates on. She was on Team USA. She played
Speaker 1: for the Florida Gators, won two state champions championship, was.
Speaker 2: On the USA team for what.
Speaker 1: For the Olympics. That's legit. She was really awesome. So
Speaker 1: I have her coming on my podcast at some point.
Speaker 1: But her and I played competitively on the Mustangs back
Speaker 1: in which Isa time Kelsey Stewart, see, thank you. You
Speaker 1: gotta throw names out there. I know that you don't
Speaker 1: know them. That doesn't help you.
Speaker 2: No, but it's you know, it's fun is to say
Speaker 2: names like everybody should know who they are. Like that
Speaker 2: is the most fun thing. I love that, And it
Speaker 2: is fun to just like the three degrees of separation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like somebody knows somebody yes, yeah, Like it's like.
Speaker 2: You just say it and somehow it gets back to them.
Speaker 1: You're not wrong, I'll give you that, but when you
Speaker 1: lift off the whole team, I'm definitely not gonna any
Speaker 1: of this. I get that. No, I understand you won't
Speaker 1: remember that.
Speaker 2: But it's like when we first started in my first
Speaker 2: my girlfriend in second grade, Tracy Prolop, right, okay, I
Speaker 2: had I hadn't seen her. I mean, I don't even
Speaker 2: know when the last time, probably maybe fourth grade okay,
Speaker 2: and then I gave her a shout out and it
Speaker 2: got back to her and she, you know, boom, hit
Speaker 2: me up, you know what I mean? Like things like that,
Speaker 2: that's how you.
Speaker 1: End up messaging people on Facebook. Is like you said
Speaker 1: something one time and then they reached back out, and
Speaker 1: now you're talking to them again.
Speaker 2: Some people, Yeah, some, I mean cause it's it's you
Speaker 2: think the world is really big.
Speaker 1: Right, No, it's every there is to your point, there
Speaker 1: is third degree of separation somewhere everybody exactly.
Speaker 2: But the world really is very small.
Speaker 1: Oh that was so wise of you, I.
Speaker 2: Know, because it's crazy how you think.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever heard you say something so philosophical.
Speaker 1: Well I just say that because no, And the way
Speaker 1: it was, the way you said it too is the
Speaker 1: delivery of it. You think the world it's so big,
Speaker 1: but really everything is very small. You're right, he said it. Oh,
Speaker 1: here we go. He's still have been looking for this
Speaker 1: video the whole time. Guys, this is this is what
Speaker 1: happens when you put lunchbox on his phone. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: You ready? Let's see here goes. He keeps saying, you're ready,
Speaker 1: but you're not pulling it up. I'm pulling it up.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I gotta get there. Okay, we gotta put
Speaker 1: your noise up to the mic while you show me
Speaker 1: so at least they can hear it.
Speaker 2: Oh, look at this, Watch this, Look at the physicality
Speaker 2: of this.
Speaker 1: This is this is pune time with.
Speaker 2: A look at watch this girl just shove the dude.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah she did. She definitely pushed.
Speaker 2: You're ready, get ready, get ready. You'd better get tackled.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah. It's a lot more gentler than when
Speaker 1: I was in sixth grade and I was huging. But yeah,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't let him up. Man, Come on, no, geez, listen,
Speaker 1: got do what you gotta do. Get the ball sometimes, you.
Speaker 2: Know, I mean, here's his problem, this wrapping this league.
Speaker 2: He's just there to get money.
Speaker 1: Yeah crap, did you how old are they? What age
Speaker 1: is that? Yeah? He doesn't care if they're growing. They
Speaker 1: don't care if they're going to win.
Speaker 2: It's not talking about winning like he just blows the whistle.
Speaker 1: He doesn't. If you were him, wouldn't you also be
Speaker 1: doing the same thing.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're not even let me finish in the sentence.
Speaker 2: What am I going to say next?
Speaker 1: That he was not even paying attention, didn't really make
Speaker 1: any calls. He just blow the whistle. Whatever something might happen.
Speaker 2: The bounds, He just blow the whistle and just hold
Speaker 2: the ball there. And he wouldn't say whose ball was.
Speaker 2: And we're all just like huh and he just like hmm.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, whose ball is it? Man? Like it's
Speaker 2: a running clock, you gotta say which way it's going.
Speaker 1: He really was there just check in, check.
Speaker 2: Out, oh, check in, get paid, check out like it.
Speaker 1: Was so but you probably had that point in your job.
Speaker 1: I mean, how old is he? He's a man like man,
Speaker 1: man like he's thirties, probably fifty. Oh he's a old
Speaker 1: man who he ain't old? Well, okay to those kids
Speaker 1: he is. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like everything is
Speaker 1: relative with age.
Speaker 2: I am saying, like he he wouldn't even like the
Speaker 2: one game he even tells. The game was starting, I'm
Speaker 2: sitting there talking to my team and he was hands
Speaker 2: of all to the other team and they start dribbling
Speaker 2: on the court and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, and
Speaker 2: like when the two handed shove happened, you didn't even
Speaker 2: call it. I had to go up to the game
Speaker 2: and be like, whoa, whoa, we can't do that.
Speaker 1: And then he came over, He's like, we can't do that.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe poor guy's just been through it and
Speaker 1: he really this really is like the bottom of the
Speaker 1: barrel for him.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's not even bottom of the barrel. It's just hey,
Speaker 2: it's a side gig. Probably on the weekends. He's like, man,
Speaker 2: I'll just show up and I what.
Speaker 1: Do I care? I mean, it's not hit guy. You
Speaker 1: talk to him sometime, see if you can get a
Speaker 1: little bit of a story. Maybe it'll make him feel
Speaker 1: a little bit better about refereeing. Well, I used to referee.
Speaker 1: Come on, I know, but maybe he didn't do it.
Speaker 1: Maybe there's a reason he's just not you know, I
Speaker 1: mean not really.
Speaker 2: I mean really at four and four to six year
Speaker 2: old basketball you could call I mean, you'd have to
Speaker 2: bowl the whistle every two seconds. I get that, but
Speaker 2: at least tell me whose ball it is. It drove
Speaker 2: me nuts. He would bowl the whistle and then just
Speaker 2: hold the all out in his palm. That doesn't help
Speaker 2: me or the kids know whose ball it is.
Speaker 1: Are you coaching?
Speaker 2: Is this?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you start coaching this year? Is this your
Speaker 1: first year coaching?
Speaker 2: He has our first year of basketball?
Speaker 1: Are you having fun? It's a blast with basketball being
Speaker 1: the one sport that you weren't super good at. Im
Speaker 1: good at baseball either. Oh well, okay, I wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna knock you down on all of them.
Speaker 1: But why did you decide to coach basketball? Why not
Speaker 1: just are you just gonna coach everything even if it
Speaker 1: wasn't year vite. Okay, I don't know how it works
Speaker 1: because you're talking like the referees, you know, if they're
Speaker 1: not super good, Like what if the coaches were good?
Speaker 2: I mean, just point which direction. I don't care if
Speaker 2: you get the call right or wrong. Just point a
Speaker 2: direction so we know who's ball it is.
Speaker 1: I hear you, But like you know at least enough
Speaker 1: about basketball. I'm assuming to then do something, try and
Speaker 1: do plays and stuff like that. Or at this point,
Speaker 1: are you not even doing it? Says you're not doing plays.
Speaker 1: You're literally just trying to get them to go the
Speaker 1: right direction. Okay, you're kind of just a really big
Speaker 1: advocate and cheerleader for them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you just try to get them to dribble
Speaker 2: the ball. And that's really the most important part. Like
Speaker 2: we played one.
Speaker 1: We do little drills with basketball, like to dribble.
Speaker 2: Listen my practices, there is no shooting.
Speaker 1: What do you do at practice? Dribble is all you do? Dribble?
Speaker 1: Why don't you guys shoot ever, I mean, shooting's part
Speaker 1: of the game, it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Matter because your shots aren't making it.
Speaker 1: To the hoop. So all you're doing is dribbling, dribble, dribble.
Speaker 1: How long are these practices? Forty five minutes to an hour?
Speaker 1: And all you guys do is dribble dribble. I know
Speaker 1: those could take those practice and then.
Speaker 2: We pass, and then we pass, and then we dribble
Speaker 2: some more, and then we dribble some more.
Speaker 1: Why don't you do like ten minutes of shooting at least,
Speaker 1: just something? Don't need to How are they ever gonna
Speaker 1: get better at shooting.
Speaker 2: They'll get older and they'll get where they can make
Speaker 2: it to the hoop. At this age of them can't
Speaker 2: make it up to the hoop.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me that the score of these games
Speaker 1: is like zero three.
Speaker 2: Final score the last game four nothing.
Speaker 1: Oh but that's so boring.
Speaker 2: It's not It is not born. There's action packed to
Speaker 2: edge of your seat drama.
Speaker 1: Nothing about that sounded. And see that's the thing. How
Speaker 1: long are the games?
Speaker 2: Four six minute quarters? Okay, twenty four.
Speaker 1: Minutes okay, but how long does it actually go?
Speaker 2: Probably all probably five minutes because it's a running clock.
Speaker 1: Oh, they don't ever stop the clock, so it really
Speaker 1: does last about thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: It's really fast. Okay, but I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: We played a team our last game. They practiced at
Speaker 2: the same time on the opposite end of the gym
Speaker 2: as us. And you know what they practiced. They practiced
Speaker 2: passing and shooting. That's all they practiced. Game time, all
Speaker 2: their kids did was grab the ball and run around
Speaker 2: with it. Never knew they had to dribble the ball.
Speaker 1: Okay, so wait, who won? We did four? Nothing? You
Speaker 1: guys are the ones of the four Yeah, who made
Speaker 1: the two shots?
Speaker 2: That's the greatest beauty part of this whole story. Got
Speaker 2: a girl on our team, won't namer. Let's just say
Speaker 2: being the year she couldn't get the ball.
Speaker 1: To the net. Now she can little layups.
Speaker 2: No layups, there's no lay and they don't know how
Speaker 2: to do a layup. They don't know how to do
Speaker 2: a layup? Was it?
Speaker 1: I have age?
Speaker 2: And she gets it. She shoots off a rebound, she
Speaker 2: got the rebound, goes up, shoots it and it goes
Speaker 2: in to nothing. The nets are winning the nuts drop.
Speaker 1: You guys are called the Nets. Yeah, Brooklyn Nets. What
Speaker 1: is with the NBA teams?
Speaker 2: And really why Well, it's just like in baseball, you
Speaker 2: want to be a professional team because you see them
Speaker 2: on TV.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know, I just be fun to make up
Speaker 1: a team name though or somebody else's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I sometimes we do do that, Okay, he said,
Speaker 2: do do do do? I? So she like, I had
Speaker 2: to practice shoot, sit there and practice. We practice shooting,
Speaker 2: practice shooting, and she started getting it started getting and
Speaker 2: then she made it in the game, and I mean
Speaker 2: we went but Neta and afterwards her parents, I'm like,
Speaker 2: did you guys see it? And like we saw the
Speaker 2: end of it? So they must have been looking at
Speaker 2: little brother or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's funny. But it was her. She made
Speaker 1: both the shots. No, she made one. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it sounded like she made both.
Speaker 2: No, she just made one, made one. But that was awesome, Like,
Speaker 2: I mean, it was great.
Speaker 1: Well what about that other two points?
Speaker 2: The other two points? I think it was another kid
Speaker 2: on the team.
Speaker 1: He just made a couple of baskets before. I mean,
Speaker 1: I so him.
Speaker 2: His problem was he won't be and he'd be like
Speaker 2: before practice and before the games, he'd be playing with
Speaker 2: his sister, and his sister's older. He's real aggressive, but
Speaker 2: then once he got in the game, he'd be all
Speaker 2: kind of And I told him one day, I said, hey,
Speaker 2: with three games left to go in the season, Hey,
Speaker 2: you think you could play as hard as in aggressive
Speaker 2: as you do against your sister. Yeah, yeah, I can try.
Speaker 2: That made a basket that game. I mean it was
Speaker 2: just like, come on.
Speaker 1: Man, I wonder why he didn't want to. That's funny.
Speaker 2: It's just you get in there and it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: because you're familiar with your family, your sister, your brother,
Speaker 2: so you play a little bit harder when you're out
Speaker 2: there with strangers. Sometimes you get like eh. So, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was a great time.
Speaker 1: I was in sixth grade. I didn't want to hurt anybody.
Speaker 2: It was great, man, it was so fun. And then, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was a great season. We talked about it all
Speaker 2: over o the sore losers. I mean I recapped all
Speaker 2: the game, every game. I recapped in the practice.
Speaker 1: Every single game. Oh yeah, oh dear, no, there's excitement.
Speaker 1: I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing with you, but
Speaker 1: you're not laughing.
Speaker 2: There's nothing funny. I mean, we talked about draining shot.
Speaker 2: I mean, here's the crazy part. I had no idea
Speaker 2: how good we were going to be or how bad
Speaker 2: we're going to be. I mean, there was a scandal
Speaker 2: in the league. Ingo, listen to Sore Losers from maybe
Speaker 2: this Monday, this past Monday. I mean scandal in the
Speaker 2: league was last Friday, his last Friday's episode.
Speaker 1: Maybe. Okay, yeah, okay, we'll go listen to Store Losers.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll
Speaker 1: stop talking about.
Speaker 2: Also, I did play basketball seventh grade. I forgot I
Speaker 2: left off the bowl. I played on the balls undefeated
Speaker 2: and named the team. You know, Yeah, Chad was the
Speaker 2: tenth guy. Chad, Chad, Garvin and Garvin.
Speaker 1: This information better at night.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. I can name all ten players that were
Speaker 2: on my bulls team. How wild is that?
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna take it quick break while we're right back,
Speaker 1: all right, Well, besides sports, I want to talk about something.
Speaker 1: So you know how the oscars just happened. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: gave you no watch We're not talking about You.
Speaker 2: Are looking at the wrong person. If you think I
Speaker 2: even turned it on my TV.
Speaker 1: No, I also didn't watch. I was watching on social media.
Speaker 1: But I saw like all these celebrities celebrating after they
Speaker 1: won their oscars, and they all had different versions of
Speaker 1: what that celebrating would look like. Like one went in
Speaker 1: their gown to in and out and they're eating a burger.
Speaker 1: The other one was in a hotel room and they
Speaker 1: had two giant bowls of French fries that they were
Speaker 1: in their hotel room meeting, like in their sweats. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you won an award like we won the CMA before,
Speaker 1: if you won an award and it was the first
Speaker 1: one ever, what would you celebrate, Like, how would you
Speaker 1: celebrate after that happens?
Speaker 2: I mean, an oscar is different you because you're it's
Speaker 2: a huge party, so there's something going on. You're not
Speaker 2: going to just go back to your hotel room. I mean,
Speaker 2: I've never even thought about it, so I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's a random question.
Speaker 2: I'd probably go out somewhere and set it at my
Speaker 2: table and if I go to dinner, if I go
Speaker 2: have drinks something, would you go baller?
Speaker 1: Like would you go rent and have a VIP booth
Speaker 1: at a bar or something and have a big party
Speaker 1: or are you more like I'm going to go home
Speaker 1: and like just oh.
Speaker 2: I'm not going home. No, why would you go home?
Speaker 2: The point is to go out and celebrate.
Speaker 1: Rey had different celebrations. That's why I'm asking like.
Speaker 2: The in and out and that's probably a paid sponsorship. Like,
Speaker 2: so's be real. I mean, just think about it. That's
Speaker 2: just dumb.
Speaker 1: Okay, some people love it and out. I love Taco Bell.
Speaker 1: You would have to pay me. I'd go there.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't go there after you won your CMA won.
Speaker 1: Especially, I have gone to Taco Bell.
Speaker 2: CMA is different because you want I'm talking if you
Speaker 2: went to Oscars, You're not gonna be like first day,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to the Taco Bell Like that's.
Speaker 1: Not yeah, I'll be honest. Well, I mean I shouldn't
Speaker 1: say that. I mean this past man, I was out
Speaker 1: all night, so I shouldn't say I didn't do something.
Speaker 1: I've pulled them all that, Okay, see, like that's what
Speaker 1: I mean. I don't.
Speaker 2: I just I mean, I'm never even putting thought into
Speaker 2: it because it's like I've never been up for a
Speaker 2: major award.
Speaker 1: I mean, but cmas are a major award. Okay, if
Speaker 1: you win an Oscar by yourself. Yeah, I'm going out
Speaker 1: go party party. You gotta buy shots for everyone? Or
Speaker 1: are you gonna use that Oscarbody's.
Speaker 2: Gonna buy you stuff because you want and they're gonna
Speaker 2: celebrate you. It's like I would go somewhere where there's
Speaker 2: a long line and I'd walk out to the front
Speaker 2: and be, oh, sorry you you can't get and I
Speaker 2: just hold up my Oscar all yeah, come on in.
Speaker 1: You think that actually works, like that's your flashtag?
Speaker 2: Yes, but I don't know if there's even lines after
Speaker 2: the Oscar. I have no idea. It's all private parties anyway.
Speaker 1: I don't already on all the private parties. You're on
Speaker 1: every single leg exactly. So isn't that crazy life to
Speaker 1: think of? Though? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Think about what like you're you're on a list.
Speaker 1: No, you think of all the famous actors and artists
Speaker 1: and all kinds of things, and you get nominated for
Speaker 1: an Oscar and you're invited to just every party that
Speaker 1: is the biggest party of the year, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? In that life, you show up and anybody
Speaker 1: of who's who is there.
Speaker 2: But there's so many people that.
Speaker 1: Are there, I know. But like what do you think.
Speaker 2: That's like, that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1: All people that are like majorly famous and you're just
Speaker 1: in a room with all of them. Pretty awesome, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like pretty great. I always see the Vanity Fair. The
Speaker 1: after party for Vanity Fair is the one that always
Speaker 1: intrigues me because almost everybody goes to it after the
Speaker 1: Oscars or whatever the main party it is. I think
Speaker 1: it is like the Oscar's true after party, and that
Speaker 1: one always just intrigues me because we never really hear
Speaker 1: you I think I've seen a few photos that have
Speaker 1: come out from it. We never really hear that party.
Speaker 1: But just you think about sitting next to all those
Speaker 1: people that you've watched on screens for years and this
Speaker 1: is just this massive room and they're all in one
Speaker 1: room for one night.
Speaker 2: No, I get it, Like yeah, if you're a new actor,
Speaker 2: but if you're like Tom Hanks, it's the same people
Speaker 2: you see all the time. It is true, and it's
Speaker 2: sort of like an athlete. It's sort of like an
Speaker 2: athlete if you get to go to the All Star Game.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's because like if we like at athletes and actors,
Speaker 1: it seems more cold to us because we've been around
Speaker 1: a lot of artists, like at ACMs or CMAS, and
Speaker 1: we've been in the room with all of them. It
Speaker 1: feels like we've seen them a lot. Maybe it's that
Speaker 1: same experience for them, Yeah, but it feels weird to
Speaker 1: me because we haven't ever met any of those people.
Speaker 2: I think that's probably what it is, because like the artists,
Speaker 2: we are around and everybody's like, oh my gosh, you
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, what's been Neil, Like.
Speaker 1: It's it is true, that's but that's also why all
Speaker 1: of your like backstage, behind the scenes content everybody loves
Speaker 1: because they want to see the artists. They want to
Speaker 1: see what's happening.
Speaker 2: And I'm just like, all right, yeah, here's an artist,
Speaker 2: what's up? And artists, I think sometimes artists think it's
Speaker 2: it's weird, but whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, it's strange. Listen, everything about like celebi about
Speaker 1: life is strange. You were getting philosophical again? Did you
Speaker 1: go to like a phil like we need to take
Speaker 1: a degree in philosophy over the last week or something.
Speaker 2: No, I mean life is I mean, if you think
Speaker 2: about it, life is the weirdest thing in the world.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so weird it is. But tell me more.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just saying it's so weird, Like it's
Speaker 2: just weird. It is weird how it works.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny how nothing but everything makes sense at
Speaker 1: the same time, does anything make sense? That's what I said, nothing,
Speaker 1: but also everything makes no No, but you said everything does make.
Speaker 2: Sense, but everything also doesn't. What makes sense? Nothing makes sense,
Speaker 2: none of it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't, but also it does in the grand scheme
Speaker 1: of things.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense that our we close our eyes
Speaker 2: and we go to sleep and we just automatically wake up.
Speaker 2: That is how does that work?
Speaker 1: Oh, you want to talk about like really blowing my mind?
Speaker 1: All all the stuff with the vertigo blows my mind.
Speaker 1: The fact that this exists, that everybody can just wake
Speaker 1: up one day and decide I'm not gonna walk with
Speaker 1: gravity today. You want to talk about like something that's
Speaker 1: truly blowing my mind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's weird, That's.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying. Like, so it has made me see it,
Speaker 1: but also everything does make sense in a way. When
Speaker 1: you look back on your life, like you're ninety nine
Speaker 1: years old and you look back on your life, it
Speaker 1: will have made sense. Okay, but while you're in it,
Speaker 1: it doesn't you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: No, you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't get that, like everything happened for different reasons,
Speaker 1: and you can kind of piece together the puzzles when
Speaker 1: you're looking back at the when you have all the informations.
Speaker 1: You see. I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I don't like that talk. I think that you're looking
Speaker 2: about what you're talking about, maybe about dying. I'm not
Speaker 2: at I know you're not doing it. Really you have
Speaker 2: a thing about that? Oh yeah, who doesn't.
Speaker 1: Well, it's also just a natural part of life. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I always find out one thing. Yeah, hey you watch
Speaker 1: no did you Paradise yet? Do you know what? It did? Start?
Speaker 1: Based on your recommendation? And I have not liked it.
Speaker 1: I've watched like four episodes, calling from accounts. You don't
Speaker 1: like it? No, I'm on like episode four, I'm like,
Speaker 1: why am I watching? What? Yeah? I know I had
Speaker 1: a feeling you'd have that. How did you not?
Speaker 2: How do you not like it?
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's just too indy for me.
Speaker 2: Indy it ain't indye at all. It's hilarious.
Speaker 1: No, it's indy.
Speaker 2: Let me let me Okay, let me just pull up
Speaker 2: the text messages then, I mean, if I got to do.
Speaker 1: It, what text messages? I mean, gosh, wait, I don't
Speaker 1: know what text messages? You're Yeah, that's exactly. That's why
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I mean, you're not wrong though. I
Speaker 1: mean on Ron Tomatoes it has an insane score like
Speaker 1: one hundred. Literally, I mean, I mean, how long did
Speaker 1: it take you to get into it? About two minutes?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know. I'm on four episodes in.
Speaker 2: The very beginning when she's out for a walk and
Speaker 2: she's walking across the street.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's just because it's not my sense of humor.
Speaker 1: What's your sense home? You don't like funny? I like funny.
Speaker 1: I love funny stuff. Maybe this one just doesn't do
Speaker 1: it for me. Oh my gosh. I mean like New
Speaker 1: Girl is one of my favorite shows, but New Girl
Speaker 1: doesn't do it for everybody. Maybe that's kind of the similarity.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go from Josh and Mary.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was like, I thought you were a point
Speaker 1: of text for me? Is like, did I say something?
Speaker 2: Josh and Mary? We went to dinner with them and
Speaker 2: we're talking about shows. Okay, and we said calling from
Speaker 2: accounts and they said, we'll try it when we get home.
Speaker 2: They get home that night, Oh my god, watching calling
Speaker 2: from accounts and how blank in the bathtub. I haven't
Speaker 2: heard Josh laugh that loud and forever. That means they
Speaker 2: loved it.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying the time.
Speaker 2: No, no, let me let me go, let me go to
Speaker 2: let me go to Mickey.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I hit a nerve. Let me go to Mickey.
Speaker 1: I wanted to like it, especially because you know the
Speaker 1: dog and you told me i'd be okay to watch
Speaker 1: it because the dog doesn't die. Yeah, and that's not
Speaker 1: a spoiler because there's the does the dog die ww
Speaker 1: dot com thing? What you can go to dogs does
Speaker 1: the dog die dot com? And see if a dog
Speaker 1: dies in a TV show movie before you Why would
Speaker 1: you do that because I don't like seeing it.
Speaker 2: Why would you?
Speaker 1: I can't watch things die out. I will immediately stop
Speaker 1: watching the show or a movie if it happens.
Speaker 2: Oh, there we go, Mickey, Carla, Calling from accounts is hilarious.
Speaker 1: Great recommendation. I mean, okay, but maybe all these few
Speaker 1: they're your friends.
Speaker 2: So these are people that have a sense of humor.
Speaker 1: I have to hang out with you all the time.
Speaker 2: I have not one person in the history of my life.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you that does not
Speaker 2: like calling from accounts.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm like four episodes in, so it's
Speaker 1: not like I haven't given it a shot.
Speaker 2: I was just like, I want, I want to ask
Speaker 2: you questions, but I don't want to ruin episode, so I.
Speaker 1: Can't even Maybe you hyped it up too much for me, though.
Speaker 2: There's no no I hyped it up the same everybody.
Speaker 2: It is fantastic.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I tried. I tried for you. He
Speaker 1: told me to watch it, and I tried. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: like I did get some truckles out, but it just wasn't.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You didn't get yeah and the episode you didn't laugh
Speaker 2: out loud.
Speaker 1: Tell me your favorite top three favorite comedy movies. I
Speaker 1: bet I like all of them. I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's like. You're you grew up, and
Speaker 1: these are favorite comedy movies you liked like. I love
Speaker 1: all the Adam Sandler stuff. I love well Feroh, I
Speaker 1: love comedy, I like I like comedians.
Speaker 2: You don't like comedy if you don't like calling from accounts.
Speaker 2: You are the only person in the history of.
Speaker 1: The world might be too dry for me. I have noticed.
Speaker 1: I don't love dry humor. If it's like super super.
Speaker 2: Dry, I mean it is, gosh, it is so I mean,
Speaker 2: carry I am. I feel so sorry for you. I
Speaker 2: feel so sorry for you.
Speaker 1: I wanted to like it. It is possible. I did
Speaker 1: also start it when I was sitting on count of Vertigo. Okay,
Speaker 1: see now this is but I started a lot of
Speaker 1: things and I ended up liking him. So I mean
Speaker 1: I started Paradise when it probably hurt to laugh. No,
Speaker 1: I would have laughed, and if I couldn't laugh, I
Speaker 1: would have just turned it off.
Speaker 2: Because I mean, if you're not laughing out loud. In
Speaker 2: the first ten minutes of that show, I mean, it's
Speaker 2: hilarious when she walks around the college and goes, I mean,
Speaker 2: that's hilarious.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1: I tried, but you didn't think that was funny, Like
Speaker 1: it was fine.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Like at the end of the first episode.
Speaker 1: When he that part was funny, that's hilarious. He's telling
Speaker 1: me things he doesn't want to spoil for anywhere.
Speaker 2: I don't want to spoil it.
Speaker 1: That part was funny. I'm not saying there was a
Speaker 1: funny moment.
Speaker 2: What about the bathtub?
Speaker 1: I have said off a nerve, Yes, the.
Speaker 2: Bathtub, Oh my gosh, I mean, oh they were that's it.
Speaker 1: It was funny, so funny.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry, thanks for having us.
Speaker 1: Do you watch Why Lotus? I also tried to get in.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I think we have different I don't
Speaker 1: think you and I have the same.
Speaker 2: If it doesn't have a dumb superhero in it, you
Speaker 2: don't lie yet true aliens. If it's not aliens or superheroes,
Speaker 2: Morgan is out true. Oh my gosh, white load. Did
Speaker 2: you watch season one?
Speaker 1: I am on episode one, so I haven't given it
Speaker 1: a full fair shot yet. All Right, I just won't.
Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't like dry humor. Is that
Speaker 1: dry humor? What is dry humor about that? It's really
Speaker 1: calling from accounts, but they're like, wow, what is dry humor?
Speaker 1: Dry humor to me is like it could be funny
Speaker 1: to somebody, but it's probably not gonna be funny to everybody.
Speaker 1: Dry humor is like it has a niche audience.
Speaker 2: Oh, man, go go go to calling from accounts. Let's
Speaker 2: go check that rotten to make it.
Speaker 1: I already told you it has one hundred percent. Like
Speaker 1: I'm a hundred percent in the in the in the wrong,
Speaker 1: I said in the and then I did.
Speaker 2: Not thank you.
Speaker 1: I am in the lesser amount of people on this
Speaker 1: and I can acknowledge that. Man, I don't know why. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool. What else you're doing? It's hard to make
Speaker 1: me laugh though, sometimes too, because you.
Speaker 2: Don't have a good sense of humor. That may be
Speaker 2: your problem.
Speaker 1: Oh shut up, now, it's not. I giggle at the stupidest.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I giggle at the stupidest to
Speaker 1: write that down. I laugh at all my dad's dad jokes.
Speaker 1: I laugh at your guys. I don't have a dad joke.
Speaker 1: You guys do on a dad joke, not like you're forgetting.
Speaker 1: It's not like a dad joke, like you're telling a joke.
Speaker 1: You make a joke about being a dad. It's a thing.
Speaker 1: You guys do it, and I always laugh about it.
Speaker 2: You always say any joke we make such a dad
Speaker 2: joke just because we're dads.
Speaker 1: You're also going to hang out with me if I
Speaker 1: didn't have a sense of humor, you and I would
Speaker 1: not get along.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm starting to rethink my whole life.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, this is this is what you're This
Speaker 1: is the key part you're missing about this lunch. You
Speaker 1: and I literally could not hang out every day and
Speaker 1: actually get along as well as we do if I
Speaker 1: did not allow humor of my life. And here I
Speaker 1: thought you were a normal person. And now I okay,
Speaker 1: I have never been that mean to you about you
Speaker 1: hate it on my my movie. Remember when I made
Speaker 1: you Walk Black Panther and you came on you hate it.
Speaker 1: I didn't say you hated it. You're like, this is
Speaker 1: you're wrong. I was wrong.
Speaker 2: You're wrong. You have my review all wrong. You heard
Speaker 2: that Maybe that was your vertigo speak you're hearing right now.
Speaker 2: I did not say for me it was fine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're like, like, who goers? Why does everybody watch superhero stuff?
Speaker 2: We just have different tastes and TV shows and movies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I it's okay.
Speaker 2: I can't watch all the superheroes. There's too many of them.
Speaker 2: They're very confusing and their worlds intertwined. I don't understand
Speaker 2: the story.
Speaker 1: I mean, and I like complexities of that, and you
Speaker 1: like there was good.
Speaker 2: Black Panther was fine. It was not anything with't the
Speaker 2: most of it when it When it first came out,
Speaker 2: everybody was like, this is the greatest movie of all time.
Speaker 1: It's so good. It's good. When it came out, it was.
Speaker 1: It was good, but there wasn't enough fighting. See. But
Speaker 1: this is where we differ, and I don't. I like
Speaker 1: the living reality. I laugh at New Girl all the time.
Speaker 1: I laugh of Friends all the time. Yeah, it's better
Speaker 1: than Friends. Funny you funny? No? I know funny. You
Speaker 1: didn't like Seinfeld? Oh man, I didn't see. I think
Speaker 1: it's just different. We have very we both have humor.
Speaker 1: It's just different kinds. Do you like Everybody Loves Raymond?
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever watched that one. Okay, did you.
Speaker 2: Watch The Middle? Did you watch Modern Family?
Speaker 1: Yes? Both of those. I like.
Speaker 2: Modern Family was good in the beginning, it got terrible
Speaker 2: at ten. Yeah, it's so bad.
Speaker 1: I want to say I only watched like one season
Speaker 1: of Modern Family. I don't feel like I really walked
Speaker 1: down that. Do you watch Do you watch Shrinking? No?
Speaker 1: You have told me to check that one out. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'll give that one it's actually funny. Is it dry humor?
Speaker 2: I don't know what the heck dry humor means?
Speaker 1: It's funny. Do you like the Office? Yeah? Yeah, what
Speaker 1: do you mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1: I do. I watched all of the Office.
Speaker 2: What I think I figured out? I figured out what
Speaker 2: you don't like? You don't like uncomfortable humor?
Speaker 1: You don't you don't like you You've known that about
Speaker 1: me forever.
Speaker 2: That's what it is. That's the difference. Calling from accounts
Speaker 2: is uncomfortable humor. Yeah, you uh, Borat uncomfortable humor.
Speaker 1: I liked Borat though. See that's weird. It just depends,
Speaker 1: it really depends. But you are right. I don't like uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: It's not riskue like I don't remind mind like risk weird.
Speaker 2: Uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: It's like when it makes you uncomfortable. That's what I
Speaker 1: don't like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't like the uncomfortable comedy.
Speaker 1: Because when we've gone out and dead stuff together, when
Speaker 1: you've done you've seen me, I literally like shrink in
Speaker 1: a corner. I'm like, I don't like this feeling.
Speaker 2: You know, you need to look up, you need to
Speaker 2: watch alig.
Speaker 1: Olig. Yeah, all like I'll like Muhammad Ali Alig like
Speaker 1: spelled Ali. Yeah, okay, alig Olig.
Speaker 2: It's Sasha Baron Cohen. It's the same like Borat like
Speaker 2: he interviews like it is so funny and okay.
Speaker 1: Deadpan. Dry humor or dry wet humor is a deliberate
Speaker 1: display of emotional neutrality or no emotion. So it's like
Speaker 1: you can deliver things without like and you know me,
Speaker 1: I can't do anything without giggling. You are like you
Speaker 1: can do dry. You can do awkward bits and not
Speaker 1: laugh about it. If you made me that, I'd be
Speaker 1: laughing because I don't know what else to do.
Speaker 2: Yeahry, because I get my wife and I'll tell her
Speaker 2: something and she'd be like, are you for really? I
Speaker 2: might no, but you say it so serious.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Dry humor, Yeah, that's where that's where
Speaker 1: it is. Does that help? We have different variations? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you did hit the nail on the head. I will, like, I.
Speaker 2: Really, if you watch them close from Alig, you will.
Speaker 1: Die like because it's uncomfortable or.
Speaker 2: Because it's uncomfortable and it is hill hilarious, hilarious.
Speaker 1: You love that stuff, Oh my god, you love seeing
Speaker 1: people uncomfortable. I don't. I mean it is.
Speaker 2: I can't even describe how great it was. It was
Speaker 2: so funny, so funny. I show some closes to my
Speaker 2: father in law and he hates it. He hates the
Speaker 2: uncomfortable he is.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. Like. Let's watch another one. I
Speaker 1: make and watch another one. I'm another one and another one.
Speaker 2: It is so good.
Speaker 1: Is he a comedian? Or is he? You say clips? Like,
Speaker 1: is he a comedian?
Speaker 2: Or it's a show, But you don't have to watch
Speaker 2: the whole show?
Speaker 1: Okay, what's happening? Because you're gonna make fun of me
Speaker 1: for not liking it? Let me find one. Let me fine,
Speaker 1: we gotta watch it. Boy, can we play it on here?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Oh man, I don't think so
Speaker 1: hold on and it pauses really quick. I'll watch clip
Speaker 1: and we'll come back and oh man, okay, yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: so we can't confirm. I watch two of Lunchbox's Ali ideos.
Speaker 1: We have very different.
Speaker 2: I didn't even pull up the great ones. I just
Speaker 2: typed in his name and those came.
Speaker 1: Up, like no, but it's definitely you, You and the
Speaker 1: nail on the head you love. Uncomfortable situations, uncomfortable humor,
Speaker 1: dry humor. I don't that's not my vibe.
Speaker 2: So I just so ball and you heard him, shit.
Speaker 1: Cop, I just don't like I was really laughing because
Speaker 1: you were laughing, because I was like, what is this is?
Speaker 1: What is happening?
Speaker 2: Laugh out of like far out of your chair? So funny,
Speaker 2: like so freaking funny.
Speaker 1: And I'm laughing because you're laughing. You're only laughing.
Speaker 2: Because I'm laughing. Like he interviews like all those like
Speaker 2: the old guy that does sixty minutes.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if he's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you want to talk. No, don't want I'm not pulling
Speaker 1: it up. Okay, all right, we're gonna get out of here.
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