WEBVTT - Best Bits: Lunchbox Talks Coaching His Kids & Morgan Realizes They Have Different Humor 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:03.920 The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan Art One, 0:00:04.040 --> 0:00:06.360 I hang a scene with a member of the show. 0:00:08.320 --> 0:00:12.159 Good morning, everybody, Happy weekend. I'm here with lunchbox. What's that, 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:13.319 Buddy oh Man? 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:15.960 You know these Saturday mornings. I just I'm never gonna 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:17.720 get used to getting up early on a Saturday morning. 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:19.000 But when you got kids, you got to get up 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:20.800 early anyway. And I'm just tired. But I got a 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:22.720 big night tonight, so I mean, hopefully I can get 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:24.240 a nap in, which I won't be able to get 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:26.200 a nap in because I have kids and they're not 0:00:26.200 --> 0:00:26.800 gonna want to name. 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:27.960 You mean, you're not gonna get a nap and you 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:29.319 always get naps in, I know. 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:32.480 But they're Yeah, I got I got the demolition derby tonight, 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:36.040 Mad Dog Demolition Derby down in Smithville, Tennessee. And if 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:37.839 you ain't rubbing, you ain't racing. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:40.040 Is that you're saye or theirs? 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:42.400 I know it's from Days of Thunder? 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:44.519 Okay, what's Days of Thunder? 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:47.680 Nicole Kinman Tom Cruise where they met you know what 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:48.000 I mean? 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:49.880 Yeah, I don't never heard of this movie. 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:52.680 If you ain't rubbing, you ain't racing. 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:55.520 That also just sounds very No. 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:58.160 That's if you ain't rubbing, you ain't racing. 0:00:58.320 --> 0:00:59.000 Yeah, it's so weird. 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:03.080 I want you to go out there and crash, smash 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:07.080 into the pace car, hit the pace car. Hit the 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:09.640 pace car. Yes, go out and hit the pace car. 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:14.319 Why would I hit the pace car because then you 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:17.480 would have hitten every car on that track today. Oh, 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:20.160 oh my goodness, what a movie. 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:21.840 This is like one of your favorite movies and I'm 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:22.800 just not hearing about it. 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:24.920 I don't know if it's one of my favorites, but 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:26.800 it's a fantastic movie. 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:30.199 Okay. Well, on ron Tomatoes is thirty eight percent? 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:37.479 What there's no way, There is no way. It only 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:39.320 has thirty eight percent on Rotten Tomatoes. 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:41.240 It does here, let me let me double check. It 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:42.840 just popped up that way. But maybe that's just a 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:45.240 critic saying that. Maybe, yeah, I was gonna say that 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:47.120 has to be the critics. There's no way. 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:49.680 The audience, right, the audience loves it. 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:52.360 What's it? What's it called again? Days of thunder. 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:54.240 Days of thunder cold Trickle? 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:57.200 Critics give it thirty eight percent. Popcorn meter is sixty, 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:59.160 so still not crazy, only sixty. 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:03.280 Oh people, they don't know racing then, but hey, you. 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:04.760 Know, I do know you racing? 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:06.880 I do, okay, and that's why I'm in the Demolition 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:12.280 Derby tonight. Get your tickets Motorheadevents dot com. If you're 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:15.000 listening this on Saturday, March eighth, I mean, if not, 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:15.880 then you missed it. 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:18.639 In the family, they come in the boys. 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:21.359 And they don't get to see me in the the 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:22.320 Demolition Derby. 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:25.919 They're going on spring break. Oh you don't get to 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:29.160 have your little fan club. I know. Are you bummed? 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:31.320 I'm pretty bummed, because I mean, they were gonna be 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:33.239 going crazy. They would love to see it. They would 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:35.480 love to see me out there in a little junker 0:02:35.520 --> 0:02:38.720 of a car racing and rubbing and wrecking and. 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:41.200 Okay, you have to stop saying rubbing and it feels weird. 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:45.760 That's the scraping metal. I mean, it's gonna be here. 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:48.840 I can't wait. I hope some listeners. I have no 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:51.040 idea if listeners are gonna come or not, but I'm excited. 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:52.600 I want to know what kind of car I'm driving. 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:54.720 I don't know if it's going to be a truck, 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:58.520 a CenTra, an Impaula, a Cadillac. 0:02:58.600 --> 0:03:02.360 I was picturing like monster cars, like really giant tires. 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:05.040 You're on like these really cool trucks and you're like. 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:07.079 No, no, no, that's like monster truck. 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:07.480 I know. 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:09.560 This is demolition derby mad Dog. 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:12.760 No no, no. 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:15.239 This is like where people like probably go to the 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:17.160 junk yard and get their own car. Like they pick 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:19.480 out a car and they fix it up to where 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:22.760 it runs at least and you take out like all 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:25.959 the windows because you don't want glass, and then you 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:28.880 and they some of them, like last year they had 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:32.080 one car the trunk had to be duct taped closed 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:33.040 because it wouldn't close. 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:36.000 You know what, I think one of my neighbors might 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:39.360 participate in this because every weekend he see them. 0:03:39.440 --> 0:03:40.920 When we did the dance on your back poards, they 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:42.480 had a bunch of those cars they probably. 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:44.600 Yeah, and they are always back there like revving these 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:46.920 engines and the windows are busted out of them. Yeah, 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:49.240 they're all junkers and they're always out there working on 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:52.400 them in random hours and then like they're gone, and 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:54.000 then they'll come back and they're back there again. So 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:56.360 I'm wondering if you're gonna be hanging out with my neighbors. 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:56.840 They might be. 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:59.560 They might be in the Demolition Derby. Yeah, I'm excited. 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:01.760 See remember they were watching us when we were doing 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:05.200 the Beyonce dance. Yes, we're learning it and we had done. 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:07.200 A dance a long time just so no Rest and 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:08.160 Peace star dances. 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:10.560 No, it's not over. But also there might be. 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:12.320 Because you never know if I'm gonna live to I 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:13.320 that's why you should come. 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:16.120 That's true. I really need you to be saved. Yeah, 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:18.080 I'm gonna get a concussion. Are you wear a helmet? 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:21.520 I believe, I hope. I've known you might need to 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:23.520 bring a helmet just in case. I told me. 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:26.159 Someone told me that I'm gonna be really sore. Yeah, 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:27.880 and I didn't think about that. But you know what 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:30.520 I mean, that's racers, That's that's part of the life, man, 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:33.880 that's the racing lifestyle. We got, you know, Demolitionderby dot com. No, 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:38.159 it's really Motorhead Events dot com. Man Dog and my kids. 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:39.760 I got them shirts last year at this event. 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:41.400 Yeah, And they were like, so you went to this 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:43.680 event last year. Oh yeah, didn't you do some hosting 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:44.960 things with it last year? Okay? 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:48.039 And I got them shirts last year. They are like 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:50.480 six sizes too big, and they wear them and they 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:52.039 love them, and they're like, da, can I wear this 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:53.840 a school? And I'm like whatever, dude, it's like down 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:54.520 to their ankles. 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:56.920 But and now they're gonna be sacked you actually participate. 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:58.480 Yeah, And then this year I was like, oh, you 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:01.440 guys are gonna go I don't get go bummer. 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:04.520 Are you sad? You're also not joining them on vacations. 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:08.120 Oh you think? Are they going somewhere fun? They're going 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:10.640 to the beach. Are you guys a beach family? 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:13.560 No, but you guys are. My wife likes the beach. 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:14.440 I don't like the beach. 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:15.760 Do the kids like the beach? 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:19.839 Uh? Baby Box two will get in the water, Baby 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:23.440 Box one will play in the sand. Baby Box three 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:26.839 doesn't know the difference. He does them both. Okay, he 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:28.800 gets like two feet in the water and then he 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:30.919 stays on the sand two feet in the water. But 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:32.880 Baby Box two will go in the water, like, he'll 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:33.960 let you take him in the water. 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:37.000 I just don't imagine a beach vacation with little kids 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:39.200 is super relaxing. Oh no, it's not very much fun 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:41.600 because they're moving around all the time. They don't want 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:42.080 to lay there. 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:44.640 Well, not even that, it's just it's so hot. Usually 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:47.560 when you go to the beach and little kids, you know, 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:49.440 what they don't want to be is really freaking hot, 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:52.719 and they getting miserable, h cranky and wet. But if 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:54.280 you bring a bunch of food, then you gotta lug 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:56.920 all that crap to the beach. So when you're going 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:58.520 to the beach, you have to lug all this crap. 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:00.200 And then it's like the kids are there for an 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:02.800 hour than they're tired, they're hot, you're getting sunburned. It's like, 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:05.960 oh my gosh, what do I do? It's so frustrating. 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:08.560 Yeah, that doesn't sound enjoyable. And I'm already not a 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:10.920 beach person, but right that really doesn't add to it. 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:13.240 I got sand in my ear, I got sand in 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:16.240 my nose. Oh I am not a beach person, So 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:19.560 I don't get it. I don't understand the beach. But 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:22.920 my wife likes this, so we go sometimes and it's 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:23.760 just like, I don't get it. 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:25.719 If you're not a beach person, what would you say? 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:29.400 You are a lake person? Okay, do you like mountains? 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:33.919 I love mountains, but you've never skied before, never skied. Okay, 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:36.000 but you're really cool, Like, I wouldn't mind. 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:37.960 I like hiking up. I'm climbing up. I've never been 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:39.280 on them when they're snowy. 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:39.839 Oh, Okay. 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:42.320 I went to Colorado, but it was during the summer, 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:44.839 so there was no snow on the mountain. But I 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:47.719 will say, give me that green water and that algae 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:49.440 on the ground that I can touch with my toes, 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:51.760 and the moss ah, I eat that up. 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:54.040 Okay. I don't love the feeling of rocks, But I 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:55.680 would be more of a lake person most of the time, 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:57.880 just because lake has more activities. I like to like 0:06:57.960 --> 0:06:59.280 be on a boat on a lake. 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:02.080 Or yeah, or you're like there and you can if 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:04.559 you're at someone's lake house or something, or a house 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:06.800 on the lake, you jump in the water, play in 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:07.120 the yard. 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:09.880 Then you can go inside. Yeah, the beach it's not 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:11.080 typically as hot. 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:13.440 It's like yes, in the beach. Well, in the end, 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:15.200 you can have shade at the lake. There could be 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:17.760 trees in the yard or wherever you're at the beach. 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:20.480 There ain't no shade. There's no going in a house. 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:21.960 It's you're on the beach. And then you got to 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:23.840 pack up and go to the car and drive back. 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:26.960 You guys don't get a like a house on the beach. 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:31.440 I know those are? What do you know? 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:32.440 How much those are? 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:35.560 They used to be relatively cheap. We go down to 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:37.800 gold Shores, Alabama for spring break, there'd be a whole 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:39.160 bunch of us were in the house. 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:42.000 Okay, hold on, when you're in college and you have 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:44.160 fifty two people crammed to in a house, it's cheap. 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:47.200 Well, I'm sorry, that's the reference. That's when you're. 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:49.800 An adult and you're only paying for one family to 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:51.480 stay at a house on the beach. 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:55.480 Yeah, they're probably super pricey right now too, I would imagine. 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:57.160 I would imagine too. I don't know. I don't even 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:58.480 hold everywhere, so. 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:00.760 I don't look at it. I'm like, good, I'll pass. 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:03.080 I'll just stay, you know, like a mile off the beach. 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:05.840 And yeah, oh wait, I'm not even going, so I'm 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:06.520 not you. 0:08:06.480 --> 0:08:08.000 Know, so what are you gonna do for a week 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:10.840 with them not here? I'll probably come to work, Okay, 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:15.000 besides working though free afternoons for evenings. That's gonna be weird. 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:16.720 That's gonna be weird because usually I've got to be 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:18.520 having a schedule, you know, like, oh, you got to 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:20.800 get the kid off the bus at three o'clock, and 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:23.440 now I'm gonna be like, that's three o'clock. 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:27.800 What do I do? Yeah? Hone? Are you gonna make me? Oh? 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:29.560 No, you're not gonna make me dinner because you're not here? 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:32.800 What am I gonna? Will you cook when she's not there? Will? 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:35.440 It would be a lot of takeout? Watching sports? Oh? 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:39.360 Probably cook one meal? I cook the I have these 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:41.560 recipe for enchiladas. 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:43.240 And I I'll lost you through the week. 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:46.840 What makes two or it makes like ten of them? Yeah, 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:47.880 so I two at the time. 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:50.800 So that's five meals. Okay, that gets you through one 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:53.600 meal each day every week of the week. Right, So 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:58.120 that's that's good. Okay. But besides that, probably some takeout. Probably. 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:01.160 I mean I'm just trying to picture life of lunch 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:03.959 bogs without the kids, without the life. What that looks 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:04.680 like for a week, And. 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.280 That's what it's gonna look like. I'm just gonna be 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:09.680 hanging out. I mean, it's gonna be weird. That's not 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:12.559 gonna be a lot of ah ah dad that It's 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:13.160 gonna be quiet. 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:15.240 Do you like it? Or will you like like it 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:17.319 for a few hours and then I do know. I've 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:20.440 never had it. This is the first time, first time ever. 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:22.880 This is gonna be weird this. 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:25.000 First time ever because this is their first spring break, 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:27.439 because he's in kindergarten. My oldest is in kindergarten. We've 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:29.160 never had spring break before, so we've never had a 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:32.200 week off school where they could go do something. 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:35.840 So it's like it's the only one in school right now. Right, 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:37.560 that's crazy. 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:40.199 We got one in kindergarten, one in pre K, so 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:41.560 he'll be in kindergarten next year. 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:44.080 Remind me, the pre K is only half days, right, 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:48.280 that's normal it is. Yeah, Oh, I don't know why. 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:51.719 That's mother's day out. Oh when pre K. 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:53.199 But then she has no Mother's day out is when 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:54.600 it's only like half a day, Like it gives you 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:57.360 like two or three hours to do like mothers give 0:09:57.400 --> 0:10:00.200 a break, go, you know, to get a cocktail and 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:01.400 then come back and get your kid. 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:04.640 Okay, I don't know why I feel like my PreK 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:05.640 was like half days. 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:08.200 Well, yeah, I don't know. I don't remember doing pre K. 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:09.520 I did gymnastics instead. 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:12.920 I did gymnastics too. There was pre K and there's somewhere. Yeah. 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:14.360 I think I skip pre K because I wanted to 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:16.360 do gymnastics because I didn't want to go to school. 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:19.319 You never stuck with it though, you didn't become a gymnast, No, No, 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.520 I think I was a one and done. Did you 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:23.520 just want to like play on all the little Well. 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:24.840 I just didn't want to go to school, I think, 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:26.360 is what it was. And so I had to do 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:28.320 that or go to a pre k, I think, And 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:29.880 so I said I'll do gymnastics. 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:32.240 How long were you like hour wise? You think you 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:34.199 were in gymnastics for? Was it like the whole hot 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:37.080 of a morning or were we just there for an hour? 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:38.440 For an hour? 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:43.679 That's funny, if I had to guess, I really I 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:46.360 just remember being in gymnastics when I was like four, 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:50.199 and that was because I didn't want to go to 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:54.199 preschool and we I remember doing a cartwheel and the 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:55.760 big beam towards the end. 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:57.439 That was all you got. That's all I got. 0:10:57.480 --> 0:10:58.680 And I don't know if it was a high beam, 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:00.240 if it was like a beam that was verre off 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:00.560 the ground. 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:02.040 But I just remember that long. 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:05.960 I remember practicing cartwheels and I don't know. I have 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:07.560 no idea, and then I never went back. 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:09.920 What sports did you play when you were a kid? 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:12.520 What did I play? Yeah, like now that i'm thinking about, 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:15.320 like gymnastics obviously when you're super super young. 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:19.520 I played soccer, I played baseball. I played basketball for 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:22.600 a couple of seasons. I ran track, I ran cross country. 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:26.960 That was it. Okay, let's are about what I suspected. Yeah, 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:28.480 based on what you've talked about before. 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:30.280 Yeah, I never never played football. 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:32.000 I was too big. 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:34.120 The coaches right, Hey, you're going to hurt people out here. 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:36.000 So yeah, I'm sure that's what they said. Yeah, really 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:36.280 it was. 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:38.760 I was uh, I mean I was five feet tall, 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:42.040 eighty five pounds until my junior year of high school. 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:43.760 It was your junior year when you had kind of 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:44.319 your gross word. 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:47.200 Yeah, that's when I finally got tall and. 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:49.760 Had had a much deeper voice. 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:52.880 No, I've always had a deep voice, really, yeah, always. 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:55.400 You never when the grossport did it come even deeper? Though? 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:57.280 I don't know. 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:59.920 I mean I know everyone saw you know you do 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:03.200 yeah right and all you know, and your boys would 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.320 make fun of you, but your voice cracks. But I 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:06.480 always had a deep voice. 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:09.520 I think maybe it was starting out deep and then 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:11.920 it just got really deeper, maybe like you went down 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:12.800 an octave or something. 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:15.079 Baritone. Is that what they call it? Baritone? 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:19.319 Hey? Hello, that sounds accurate at least. Yeah. So it 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:22.200 was me. What did you play? You played softball? Right? Yeah? 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:27.040 I did softball, volleyball, basketball. I was also competitive cheerleader, 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:28.720 but all of that. 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:32.240 Yeah, basketball. Let me tell you about my basketball career. 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:35.360 So I was on the Denver Nuggets the first year. 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:39.080 Me. Oh yeah, like the NBA team, yes. 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:43.640 Me, Rob Piget, Nick Jacobson. 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:46.520 How do you remember all of thirteames? And we went 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:48.559 oh and ten. Oh you're horrible. 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:50.240 We didn't win a single game. 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:52.680 Okay, yeah, so not your sport. 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:56.320 And oh Ian Pierce was on my team too, and 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:59.439 we got just demolished, demolished. 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:01.959 Think that's why you didn't end up liking basketball or 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:02.720 were you just not good at it? 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:05.080 I mean I was I was tiny, Like I was 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:10.040 so small that it didn't matter. Then I played the 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:13.400 next year and I was on the Chicago Bulls and 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:14.920 we went undefeated. 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:18.680 Why did they all have the NBA? It's really throwing 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:19.280 me off. 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:23.040 It was awesome. It was aj Bright Russell Valdez. 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:26.319 How did you also go from the not winning a 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:27.720 single game to winning every game? 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:29.160 Well, I mean you're not on the same team. 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:32.160 It was really your teammates, but you still sucked. 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:36.640 I mean yeah, I mean, we let me tell you, 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:38.680 let me, let me. Let me just name the team 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:44.800 we had. Aj Bright, Russell Valdez, Ben Noys, Travis Parks, 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:50.600 Brett Acock, me Britanna Green, Michael Tipton. 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:55.960 You're saying these names like this matters. I just mean, like, 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:58.120 I don't know who any of those people are. 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:01.040 I mean, we had ten players and I named you 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:01.720 like nine of them. 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:04.559 It's impressive that you can name them. I'll give you that, 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:06.480 but like that does mean no good because I have 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:08.160 zero idea. It was awesome. 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:12.920 It was so cool, and we ran places like Jordan Jordan. 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:18.400 We would name real Chicago Bulls players pipin so funny, 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:20.120 and that's how we'd run it. And I talked to 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:21.720 my dad the other day. He was the assistant coach, 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:24.280 and he was because my kids are playing basketball now, 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:26.760 and he was like, you guys, we would run place 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:28.120 and we'd call plays, and he goes, you know what 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:31.600 would drive us them? Just drive us nuts? I was like, no, 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:35.960 he goes if we called Pippin. Even if someone broke 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:40.640 wide open over here by the basket, you would only 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:42.480 you guys would only pass it to the person that 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:44.560 was supposed to when the play was called, Like you're 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:46.320 supposed to pass it over here, and they're supposed to pass 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:48.080 it over somewhere else instead of just passing to a 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:48.920 wide open person. 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:52.880 You guys were very structured in your place. Yes, so 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:55.800 you didn't have a lot of what's the word I'm 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:58.160 looking for here. There wasn't a lot of just winging 0:14:58.200 --> 0:15:00.680 it you if you saw a better thing happening. 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:03.440 Yes, we stuck to the play. But I'm gonna tell you, 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:07.280 And we had the Twin Towers, Ben Noise and Travis Parks. 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:10.800 You gotta saying their names unless they became professional athletes 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:12.360 or something. I have no idea who these people are. 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:14.200 No, I don't know what they came In fact, I 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:16.920 haven't seen them in how many years. But they were 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:19.160 the twin Towers down low, and I mean we just 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:21.360 they would get every get so many rebounds. 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:24.120 They were. They were great. You know It's funny. When 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:27.359 I played basketball, I was very I was very spicy, 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:31.520 like I was good at being very scrappy and like 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:33.480 kind of running up because I was little, much like 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:36.120 you were talking about. But it was so funny. I 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:38.680 would always get fouls like I would foul people because 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:41.440 I'd i'd grab them and like hug them trying to 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:43.240 get the ball because I didn't want to be mean, 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:47.080 and that's how I try and get them all interesting. 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:50.920 I wasn't very good at stealing the ball sneakily. I 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:52.800 just like kind of a big hug and like knock 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:55.880 it out of their hands. Okay one of those people. Yeah, 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:58.120 I failed a lot, but it was I was trying 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:00.000 to help my team steal the ball, but it didn't 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:01.280 be mean. Yeah. 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:03.160 I mean we had that experience a couple of weeks 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:05.200 ago when we were playing a game. The other team. 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:07.840 One guy on their team, he got real mad at 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:09.600 this girl on our team because she was guarding him 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:12.000 and he just took two hands straight to her chest 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:16.320 and shoved her down. And then and then uh baby, 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:17.840 Box two was going to get a loose ball and 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:22.080 the guy grabbed him by the jersey. And then the 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:23.920 next down now in the court, Oh you want to 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:25.400 see him, he did a Morgan. 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:26.920 He grabbed it, hugged. 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:29.680 Oh he didn't grab a hug. He did grab and tackle. 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:32.680 Okay, I didn't tackle anyway. Oh no, no, he tackled. 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:34.040 I was giving three hugs. 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:36.840 I mean it was hilarious, like I mean, he's trying 0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:39.000 to get away and he is just getting I'm trying. 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:40.840 To pull the video. Okay, here, we'll take a quick break. 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:42.880 You get the video up. Oh it's coming, it's coming, 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:44.320 I know, but we gotta take a break. We gotta 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:49.200 take a break. So hold on, all right, did you 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:51.680 find the video? Do we have baby box to wait? 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:54.320 Did baby Box two get tackled? Oh? Yeah, he's the 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:56.640 one that gets tackled. He doesn't. 0:16:56.960 --> 0:16:59.800 And he was getting so annoyed. And this kid just 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:02.800 can tackle. And where is it? 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:05.919 We took a break, Lunchbox. It's okay, we can come 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:06.320 back to it. 0:17:06.400 --> 0:17:08.880 No, no, no, I mean listen, I am just so good 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:11.040 at scrolling my phone to find it. 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:14.040 I can tell you I did so. I also when 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:16.720 I did competitive softball, that was my favorite sport. I 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:19.439 wish I would have pursued that one. I'm having one 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:23.040 of my old athletes on my podcast. 0:17:23.080 --> 0:17:24.960 One of your old athletes, one of your old teammates. 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:27.400 Yeah, sorry, words are really hard for me. I one time, 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:29.680 words hard for everybody. I'm telling you. But this morning 0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:32.640 I tried to put mascara on my lips. Okay, I'm 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:35.680 not good. I'm not functioning one hundred percent, so things 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:39.360 are a little wonky. But one of my old softball teammates, 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:44.440 she was ballers ballers their lunchbox, joined me a picture 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:46.280 of all the baby boxes, and they're all adorable. 0:17:46.280 --> 0:17:51.040 They look at those pants, I mean, look at those shorts. 0:17:51.320 --> 0:17:52.760 You can't even see his body. 0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:53.560 They can't see them. 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:55.600 Look at it, you can't even see his body. 0:17:55.720 --> 0:17:58.439 No, he's The other ones have like regular on and 0:17:58.480 --> 0:18:00.240 one of them has like shorts that go to onto 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:00.600 his ankle. 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:02.719 No, no, those are the shorts the league gave you. 0:18:03.359 --> 0:18:05.880 That's how they give them. Yes, they're not even Oh 0:18:05.880 --> 0:18:08.480 my goodness. Okay. Anyways, so I had one of my 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:12.200 old teammates on. She was on Team USA. She played 0:18:12.200 --> 0:18:15.760 for the Florida Gators, won two state champions championship, was. 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:17.200 On the USA team for what. 0:18:17.560 --> 0:18:21.320 For the Olympics. That's legit. She was really awesome. So 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:23.080 I have her coming on my podcast at some point. 0:18:23.160 --> 0:18:26.800 But her and I played competitively on the Mustangs back 0:18:26.840 --> 0:18:31.399 in which Isa time Kelsey Stewart, see, thank you. You 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:33.640 gotta throw names out there. I know that you don't 0:18:33.680 --> 0:18:35.760 know them. That doesn't help you. 0:18:35.359 --> 0:18:39.000 No, but it's you know, it's fun is to say 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:41.399 names like everybody should know who they are. Like that 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:45.080 is the most fun thing. I love that, And it 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:49.240 is fun to just like the three degrees of separation. 0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:52.840 Yeah, like somebody knows somebody yes, yeah, Like it's like. 0:18:52.880 --> 0:18:55.680 You just say it and somehow it gets back to them. 0:18:55.800 --> 0:18:58.000 You're not wrong, I'll give you that, but when you 0:18:58.080 --> 0:19:00.520 lift off the whole team, I'm definitely not gonna any 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:03.040 of this. I get that. No, I understand you won't 0:19:03.040 --> 0:19:03.520 remember that. 0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:07.159 But it's like when we first started in my first 0:19:07.280 --> 0:19:10.840 my girlfriend in second grade, Tracy Prolop, right, okay, I 0:19:10.880 --> 0:19:13.000 had I hadn't seen her. I mean, I don't even 0:19:13.000 --> 0:19:15.680 know when the last time, probably maybe fourth grade okay, 0:19:16.160 --> 0:19:19.800 and then I gave her a shout out and it 0:19:19.880 --> 0:19:21.960 got back to her and she, you know, boom, hit 0:19:22.000 --> 0:19:23.679 me up, you know what I mean? Like things like that, 0:19:23.880 --> 0:19:24.360 that's how you. 0:19:24.359 --> 0:19:26.920 End up messaging people on Facebook. Is like you said 0:19:26.920 --> 0:19:28.919 something one time and then they reached back out, and 0:19:28.960 --> 0:19:30.040 now you're talking to them again. 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:34.000 Some people, Yeah, some, I mean cause it's it's you 0:19:34.080 --> 0:19:35.920 think the world is really big. 0:19:35.680 --> 0:19:39.000 Right, No, it's every there is to your point, there 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:42.000 is third degree of separation somewhere everybody exactly. 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:43.959 But the world really is very small. 0:19:44.720 --> 0:19:46.440 Oh that was so wise of you, I. 0:19:46.359 --> 0:19:49.200 Know, because it's crazy how you think. 0:19:49.240 --> 0:19:51.600 I don't think I've ever heard you say something so philosophical. 0:19:52.840 --> 0:19:55.920 Well I just say that because no, And the way 0:19:56.000 --> 0:19:57.240 it was, the way you said it too is the 0:19:57.280 --> 0:20:00.920 delivery of it. You think the world it's so big, 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:08.000 but really everything is very small. You're right, he said it. Oh, 0:20:08.040 --> 0:20:10.000 here we go. He's still have been looking for this 0:20:10.080 --> 0:20:13.000 video the whole time. Guys, this is this is what 0:20:13.080 --> 0:20:15.520 happens when you put lunchbox on his phone. Are you ready? 0:20:15.640 --> 0:20:17.800 You ready? Let's see here goes. He keeps saying, you're ready, 0:20:17.800 --> 0:20:19.440 but you're not pulling it up. I'm pulling it up. 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:22.880 Hold on, I gotta get there. Okay, we gotta put 0:20:22.880 --> 0:20:24.760 your noise up to the mic while you show me 0:20:24.800 --> 0:20:25.760 so at least they can hear it. 0:20:27.440 --> 0:20:29.840 Oh, look at this, Watch this, Look at the physicality 0:20:29.840 --> 0:20:30.200 of this. 0:20:30.200 --> 0:20:31.840 This is this is pune time with. 0:20:31.760 --> 0:20:34.159 A look at watch this girl just shove the dude. 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:36.440 Oh yeah she did. She definitely pushed. 0:20:36.240 --> 0:20:38.040 You're ready, get ready, get ready. You'd better get tackled. 0:20:38.560 --> 0:20:43.640 Oh oh yeah. It's a lot more gentler than when 0:20:43.680 --> 0:20:45.840 I was in sixth grade and I was huging. But yeah, 0:20:45.840 --> 0:20:50.919 you wouldn't let him up. Man, Come on, no, geez, listen, 0:20:51.080 --> 0:20:52.920 got do what you gotta do. Get the ball sometimes, you. 0:20:52.840 --> 0:20:55.240 Know, I mean, here's his problem, this wrapping this league. 0:20:55.520 --> 0:20:56.560 He's just there to get money. 0:20:56.760 --> 0:20:59.280 Yeah crap, did you how old are they? What age 0:20:59.280 --> 0:21:02.320 is that? Yeah? He doesn't care if they're growing. They 0:21:02.320 --> 0:21:03.239 don't care if they're going to win. 0:21:03.520 --> 0:21:05.840 It's not talking about winning like he just blows the whistle. 0:21:06.760 --> 0:21:09.040 He doesn't. If you were him, wouldn't you also be 0:21:09.040 --> 0:21:09.639 doing the same thing. 0:21:09.720 --> 0:21:12.280 No, no, no, you're not even let me finish in the sentence. 0:21:12.320 --> 0:21:13.359 What am I going to say next? 0:21:15.000 --> 0:21:18.040 That he was not even paying attention, didn't really make 0:21:18.040 --> 0:21:20.760 any calls. He just blow the whistle. Whatever something might happen. 0:21:21.960 --> 0:21:24.040 The bounds, He just blow the whistle and just hold 0:21:24.040 --> 0:21:26.200 the ball there. And he wouldn't say whose ball was. 0:21:26.240 --> 0:21:29.119 And we're all just like huh and he just like hmm. 0:21:30.960 --> 0:21:33.680 And I'm like, whose ball is it? Man? Like it's 0:21:33.680 --> 0:21:35.680 a running clock, you gotta say which way it's going. 0:21:36.920 --> 0:21:38.920 He really was there just check in, check. 0:21:38.760 --> 0:21:41.600 Out, oh, check in, get paid, check out like it. 0:21:41.520 --> 0:21:43.080 Was so but you probably had that point in your job. 0:21:43.119 --> 0:21:46.640 I mean, how old is he? He's a man like man, 0:21:46.680 --> 0:21:50.200 man like he's thirties, probably fifty. Oh he's a old 0:21:50.200 --> 0:21:55.200 man who he ain't old? Well, okay to those kids 0:21:55.280 --> 0:21:58.240 he is. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like everything is 0:21:58.280 --> 0:21:59.160 relative with age. 0:21:59.280 --> 0:22:05.119 I am saying, like he he wouldn't even like the 0:22:05.160 --> 0:22:07.000 one game he even tells. The game was starting, I'm 0:22:07.040 --> 0:22:08.320 sitting there talking to my team and he was hands 0:22:08.320 --> 0:22:09.639 of all to the other team and they start dribbling 0:22:09.680 --> 0:22:11.919 on the court and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, and 0:22:11.960 --> 0:22:14.640 like when the two handed shove happened, you didn't even 0:22:14.640 --> 0:22:15.959 call it. I had to go up to the game 0:22:15.960 --> 0:22:17.119 and be like, whoa, whoa, we can't do that. 0:22:17.160 --> 0:22:19.200 And then he came over, He's like, we can't do that. 0:22:20.119 --> 0:22:22.399 You know, maybe poor guy's just been through it and 0:22:22.440 --> 0:22:24.720 he really this really is like the bottom of the 0:22:24.720 --> 0:22:25.520 barrel for him. 0:22:26.080 --> 0:22:28.040 Oh, it's not even bottom of the barrel. It's just hey, 0:22:28.040 --> 0:22:30.840 it's a side gig. Probably on the weekends. He's like, man, 0:22:30.880 --> 0:22:32.680 I'll just show up and I what. 0:22:32.720 --> 0:22:35.840 Do I care? I mean, it's not hit guy. You 0:22:35.960 --> 0:22:37.800 talk to him sometime, see if you can get a 0:22:37.800 --> 0:22:40.920 little bit of a story. Maybe it'll make him feel 0:22:40.920 --> 0:22:44.080 a little bit better about refereeing. Well, I used to referee. 0:22:44.080 --> 0:22:46.239 Come on, I know, but maybe he didn't do it. 0:22:46.280 --> 0:22:48.439 Maybe there's a reason he's just not you know, I 0:22:48.480 --> 0:22:49.080 mean not really. 0:22:49.080 --> 0:22:51.639 I mean really at four and four to six year 0:22:51.640 --> 0:22:53.040 old basketball you could call I mean, you'd have to 0:22:53.040 --> 0:22:54.960 bowl the whistle every two seconds. I get that, but 0:22:55.040 --> 0:22:57.320 at least tell me whose ball it is. It drove 0:22:57.400 --> 0:22:59.600 me nuts. He would bowl the whistle and then just 0:22:59.640 --> 0:23:02.720 hold the all out in his palm. That doesn't help 0:23:02.840 --> 0:23:05.600 me or the kids know whose ball it is. 0:23:05.920 --> 0:23:06.680 Are you coaching? 0:23:07.200 --> 0:23:07.320 Is this? 0:23:07.920 --> 0:23:10.439 Yeah? Did you start coaching this year? Is this your 0:23:10.480 --> 0:23:11.080 first year coaching? 0:23:11.119 --> 0:23:12.400 He has our first year of basketball? 0:23:13.040 --> 0:23:16.080 Are you having fun? It's a blast with basketball being 0:23:16.119 --> 0:23:18.520 the one sport that you weren't super good at. Im 0:23:18.760 --> 0:23:22.639 good at baseball either. Oh well, okay, I wasn't gonna 0:23:22.760 --> 0:23:24.360 I wasn't gonna knock you down on all of them. 0:23:24.640 --> 0:23:27.280 But why did you decide to coach basketball? Why not 0:23:28.000 --> 0:23:29.959 just are you just gonna coach everything even if it 0:23:30.000 --> 0:23:33.040 wasn't year vite. Okay, I don't know how it works 0:23:33.320 --> 0:23:35.160 because you're talking like the referees, you know, if they're 0:23:35.200 --> 0:23:37.520 not super good, Like what if the coaches were good? 0:23:37.760 --> 0:23:39.399 I mean, just point which direction. I don't care if 0:23:39.400 --> 0:23:40.920 you get the call right or wrong. Just point a 0:23:41.000 --> 0:23:42.800 direction so we know who's ball it is. 0:23:42.880 --> 0:23:45.120 I hear you, But like you know at least enough 0:23:45.119 --> 0:23:48.000 about basketball. I'm assuming to then do something, try and 0:23:48.040 --> 0:23:50.200 do plays and stuff like that. Or at this point, 0:23:50.200 --> 0:23:52.359 are you not even doing it? Says you're not doing plays. 0:23:52.440 --> 0:23:54.480 You're literally just trying to get them to go the 0:23:54.560 --> 0:23:57.800 right direction. Okay, you're kind of just a really big 0:23:57.840 --> 0:23:59.440 advocate and cheerleader for them. 0:23:59.720 --> 0:24:01.399 Yeah, and you just try to get them to dribble 0:24:01.440 --> 0:24:04.359 the ball. And that's really the most important part. Like 0:24:05.000 --> 0:24:05.760 we played one. 0:24:05.680 --> 0:24:07.800 We do little drills with basketball, like to dribble. 0:24:08.359 --> 0:24:11.080 Listen my practices, there is no shooting. 0:24:12.359 --> 0:24:16.119 What do you do at practice? Dribble is all you do? Dribble? 0:24:16.160 --> 0:24:18.400 Why don't you guys shoot ever, I mean, shooting's part 0:24:18.400 --> 0:24:20.440 of the game, it doesn't. 0:24:20.160 --> 0:24:22.640 Matter because your shots aren't making it. 0:24:22.560 --> 0:24:26.760 To the hoop. So all you're doing is dribbling, dribble, dribble. 0:24:26.800 --> 0:24:29.560 How long are these practices? Forty five minutes to an hour? 0:24:30.040 --> 0:24:33.320 And all you guys do is dribble dribble. I know 0:24:33.359 --> 0:24:34.840 those could take those practice and then. 0:24:34.720 --> 0:24:37.679 We pass, and then we pass, and then we dribble 0:24:37.720 --> 0:24:39.439 some more, and then we dribble some more. 0:24:39.440 --> 0:24:41.680 Why don't you do like ten minutes of shooting at least, 0:24:41.800 --> 0:24:43.920 just something? Don't need to How are they ever gonna 0:24:43.920 --> 0:24:44.719 get better at shooting. 0:24:45.640 --> 0:24:47.639 They'll get older and they'll get where they can make 0:24:47.680 --> 0:24:51.080 it to the hoop. At this age of them can't 0:24:51.080 --> 0:24:51.880 make it up to the hoop. 0:24:51.960 --> 0:24:53.840 So you're telling me that the score of these games 0:24:53.920 --> 0:24:55.200 is like zero three. 0:24:55.880 --> 0:24:57.639 Final score the last game four nothing. 0:24:58.400 --> 0:24:59.520 Oh but that's so boring. 0:25:00.119 --> 0:25:02.159 It's not It is not born. There's action packed to 0:25:02.240 --> 0:25:03.240 edge of your seat drama. 0:25:03.960 --> 0:25:07.320 Nothing about that sounded. And see that's the thing. How 0:25:07.359 --> 0:25:08.040 long are the games? 0:25:09.640 --> 0:25:13.280 Four six minute quarters? Okay, twenty four. 0:25:13.119 --> 0:25:15.679 Minutes okay, but how long does it actually go? 0:25:15.680 --> 0:25:18.760 Probably all probably five minutes because it's a running clock. 0:25:18.920 --> 0:25:20.560 Oh, they don't ever stop the clock, so it really 0:25:20.640 --> 0:25:21.840 does last about thirty minutes. 0:25:22.040 --> 0:25:25.280 It's really fast. Okay, but I mean, here's the thing. 0:25:25.880 --> 0:25:29.640 We played a team our last game. They practiced at 0:25:29.640 --> 0:25:31.440 the same time on the opposite end of the gym 0:25:31.480 --> 0:25:35.000 as us. And you know what they practiced. They practiced 0:25:35.040 --> 0:25:41.880 passing and shooting. That's all they practiced. Game time, all 0:25:41.880 --> 0:25:43.640 their kids did was grab the ball and run around 0:25:43.680 --> 0:25:45.760 with it. Never knew they had to dribble the ball. 0:25:46.200 --> 0:25:49.159 Okay, so wait, who won? We did four? Nothing? You 0:25:49.200 --> 0:25:51.720 guys are the ones of the four Yeah, who made 0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:52.760 the two shots? 0:25:53.040 --> 0:25:56.120 That's the greatest beauty part of this whole story. Got 0:25:56.119 --> 0:26:00.160 a girl on our team, won't namer. Let's just say 0:26:00.600 --> 0:26:03.359 being the year she couldn't get the ball. 0:26:03.280 --> 0:26:07.719 To the net. Now she can little layups. 0:26:07.880 --> 0:26:09.560 No layups, there's no lay and they don't know how 0:26:09.560 --> 0:26:10.919 to do a layup. They don't know how to do 0:26:10.960 --> 0:26:11.760 a layup? Was it? 0:26:11.800 --> 0:26:12.439 I have age? 0:26:13.600 --> 0:26:18.199 And she gets it. She shoots off a rebound, she 0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:21.879 got the rebound, goes up, shoots it and it goes 0:26:21.960 --> 0:26:25.480 in to nothing. The nets are winning the nuts drop. 0:26:26.640 --> 0:26:29.320 You guys are called the Nets. Yeah, Brooklyn Nets. What 0:26:29.560 --> 0:26:31.800 is with the NBA teams? 0:26:31.800 --> 0:26:35.639 And really why Well, it's just like in baseball, you 0:26:35.720 --> 0:26:37.560 want to be a professional team because you see them 0:26:37.560 --> 0:26:37.920 on TV. 0:26:38.160 --> 0:26:40.399 Okay, you know, I just be fun to make up 0:26:40.440 --> 0:26:43.640 a team name though or somebody else's. 0:26:43.400 --> 0:26:46.600 Yeah, I sometimes we do do that, Okay, he said, 0:26:46.640 --> 0:26:50.520 do do do do? I? So she like, I had 0:26:50.520 --> 0:26:52.639 to practice shoot, sit there and practice. We practice shooting, 0:26:52.680 --> 0:26:56.359 practice shooting, and she started getting it started getting and 0:26:56.440 --> 0:26:58.360 then she made it in the game, and I mean 0:26:58.440 --> 0:27:02.399 we went but Neta and afterwards her parents, I'm like, 0:27:02.440 --> 0:27:04.200 did you guys see it? And like we saw the 0:27:04.320 --> 0:27:06.399 end of it? So they must have been looking at 0:27:06.440 --> 0:27:07.399 little brother or something. 0:27:07.480 --> 0:27:10.480 Yeah, yeah, that's funny. But it was her. She made 0:27:10.480 --> 0:27:13.359 both the shots. No, she made one. Oh yeah, yeah, 0:27:13.440 --> 0:27:14.440 it sounded like she made both. 0:27:14.560 --> 0:27:17.000 No, she just made one, made one. But that was awesome, Like, 0:27:17.080 --> 0:27:18.240 I mean, it was great. 0:27:18.320 --> 0:27:20.119 Well what about that other two points? 0:27:20.480 --> 0:27:23.000 The other two points? I think it was another kid 0:27:23.040 --> 0:27:24.520 on the team. 0:27:25.760 --> 0:27:27.800 He just made a couple of baskets before. I mean, 0:27:27.880 --> 0:27:28.800 I so him. 0:27:29.359 --> 0:27:31.399 His problem was he won't be and he'd be like 0:27:31.480 --> 0:27:33.960 before practice and before the games, he'd be playing with 0:27:34.000 --> 0:27:37.959 his sister, and his sister's older. He's real aggressive, but 0:27:38.000 --> 0:27:39.680 then once he got in the game, he'd be all 0:27:39.880 --> 0:27:42.880 kind of And I told him one day, I said, hey, 0:27:43.840 --> 0:27:45.639 with three games left to go in the season, Hey, 0:27:45.840 --> 0:27:48.120 you think you could play as hard as in aggressive 0:27:48.160 --> 0:27:51.800 as you do against your sister. Yeah, yeah, I can try. 0:27:51.840 --> 0:27:54.320 That made a basket that game. I mean it was 0:27:54.359 --> 0:27:55.480 just like, come on. 0:27:55.440 --> 0:27:57.679 Man, I wonder why he didn't want to. That's funny. 0:27:57.840 --> 0:27:59.560 It's just you get in there and it's like, oh, 0:27:59.560 --> 0:28:02.240 because you're familiar with your family, your sister, your brother, 0:28:02.480 --> 0:28:04.000 so you play a little bit harder when you're out 0:28:04.000 --> 0:28:07.440 there with strangers. Sometimes you get like eh. So, yeah, 0:28:07.440 --> 0:28:08.040 it was a great time. 0:28:08.240 --> 0:28:10.359 I was in sixth grade. I didn't want to hurt anybody. 0:28:10.480 --> 0:28:13.040 It was great, man, it was so fun. And then, yeah, 0:28:13.800 --> 0:28:16.040 it was a great season. We talked about it all 0:28:16.040 --> 0:28:18.120 over o the sore losers. I mean I recapped all 0:28:18.119 --> 0:28:20.600 the game, every game. I recapped in the practice. 0:28:20.320 --> 0:28:25.400 Every single game. Oh yeah, oh dear, no, there's excitement. 0:28:28.280 --> 0:28:30.800 I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing with you, but 0:28:30.880 --> 0:28:31.520 you're not laughing. 0:28:31.560 --> 0:28:34.600 There's nothing funny. I mean, we talked about draining shot. 0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:38.000 I mean, here's the crazy part. I had no idea 0:28:38.040 --> 0:28:39.360 how good we were going to be or how bad 0:28:39.360 --> 0:28:41.880 we're going to be. I mean, there was a scandal 0:28:41.960 --> 0:28:44.840 in the league. Ingo, listen to Sore Losers from maybe 0:28:44.840 --> 0:28:49.080 this Monday, this past Monday. I mean scandal in the 0:28:49.160 --> 0:28:52.400 league was last Friday, his last Friday's episode. 0:28:52.400 --> 0:28:55.520 Maybe. Okay, yeah, okay, we'll go listen to Store Losers. 0:28:55.800 --> 0:28:57.480 We're gonna take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll 0:28:57.480 --> 0:28:58.200 stop talking about. 0:28:58.720 --> 0:29:01.280 Also, I did play basketball seventh grade. I forgot I 0:29:01.400 --> 0:29:03.400 left off the bowl. I played on the balls undefeated 0:29:03.440 --> 0:29:06.280 and named the team. You know, Yeah, Chad was the 0:29:06.360 --> 0:29:10.280 tenth guy. Chad, Chad, Garvin and Garvin. 0:29:10.720 --> 0:29:13.440 This information better at night. 0:29:14.200 --> 0:29:16.200 That's crazy. I can name all ten players that were 0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:18.000 on my bulls team. How wild is that? 0:29:18.360 --> 0:29:21.280 Okay, we're gonna take it quick break while we're right back, 0:29:24.600 --> 0:29:28.080 all right, Well, besides sports, I want to talk about something. 0:29:28.120 --> 0:29:31.200 So you know how the oscars just happened. Yeah, so 0:29:31.240 --> 0:29:33.880 gave you no watch We're not talking about You. 0:29:33.760 --> 0:29:35.280 Are looking at the wrong person. If you think I 0:29:35.320 --> 0:29:36.400 even turned it on my TV. 0:29:36.680 --> 0:29:39.000 No, I also didn't watch. I was watching on social media. 0:29:39.040 --> 0:29:42.280 But I saw like all these celebrities celebrating after they 0:29:42.320 --> 0:29:44.520 won their oscars, and they all had different versions of 0:29:44.520 --> 0:29:47.600 what that celebrating would look like. Like one went in 0:29:47.640 --> 0:29:50.600 their gown to in and out and they're eating a burger. 0:29:50.840 --> 0:29:52.520 The other one was in a hotel room and they 0:29:52.520 --> 0:29:55.160 had two giant bowls of French fries that they were 0:29:55.160 --> 0:29:57.280 in their hotel room meeting, like in their sweats. Okay, 0:29:57.480 --> 0:30:01.200 if you won an award like we won the CMA before, 0:30:01.360 --> 0:30:03.440 if you won an award and it was the first 0:30:03.440 --> 0:30:06.760 one ever, what would you celebrate, Like, how would you 0:30:06.760 --> 0:30:08.160 celebrate after that happens? 0:30:10.120 --> 0:30:14.080 I mean, an oscar is different you because you're it's 0:30:14.120 --> 0:30:17.040 a huge party, so there's something going on. You're not 0:30:17.080 --> 0:30:19.200 going to just go back to your hotel room. I mean, 0:30:19.240 --> 0:30:21.160 I've never even thought about it, so I have no idea. 0:30:21.240 --> 0:30:23.040 I mean, I know it's a random question. 0:30:23.640 --> 0:30:25.720 I'd probably go out somewhere and set it at my 0:30:25.800 --> 0:30:27.680 table and if I go to dinner, if I go 0:30:27.760 --> 0:30:29.680 have drinks something, would you go baller? 0:30:29.800 --> 0:30:32.560 Like would you go rent and have a VIP booth 0:30:32.600 --> 0:30:35.000 at a bar or something and have a big party 0:30:35.680 --> 0:30:37.440 or are you more like I'm going to go home 0:30:37.480 --> 0:30:38.400 and like just oh. 0:30:38.320 --> 0:30:41.040 I'm not going home. No, why would you go home? 0:30:41.080 --> 0:30:42.200 The point is to go out and celebrate. 0:30:42.240 --> 0:30:44.360 Rey had different celebrations. That's why I'm asking like. 0:30:44.320 --> 0:30:46.320 The in and out and that's probably a paid sponsorship. Like, 0:30:46.400 --> 0:30:48.760 so's be real. I mean, just think about it. That's 0:30:48.760 --> 0:30:49.200 just dumb. 0:30:49.280 --> 0:30:52.800 Okay, some people love it and out. I love Taco Bell. 0:30:53.120 --> 0:30:54.320 You would have to pay me. I'd go there. 0:30:54.400 --> 0:30:57.320 You wouldn't go there after you won your CMA won. 0:30:57.640 --> 0:31:00.000 Especially, I have gone to Taco Bell. 0:31:00.080 --> 0:31:01.920 CMA is different because you want I'm talking if you 0:31:01.960 --> 0:31:03.840 went to Oscars, You're not gonna be like first day, 0:31:04.000 --> 0:31:06.720 I'm gonna go to the Taco Bell Like that's. 0:31:06.600 --> 0:31:10.520 Not yeah, I'll be honest. Well, I mean I shouldn't 0:31:10.520 --> 0:31:12.400 say that. I mean this past man, I was out 0:31:12.440 --> 0:31:15.920 all night, so I shouldn't say I didn't do something. 0:31:17.240 --> 0:31:21.520 I've pulled them all that, Okay, see, like that's what 0:31:21.600 --> 0:31:22.400 I mean. I don't. 0:31:22.440 --> 0:31:24.240 I just I mean, I'm never even putting thought into 0:31:24.240 --> 0:31:25.600 it because it's like I've never been up for a 0:31:25.600 --> 0:31:26.280 major award. 0:31:26.960 --> 0:31:31.360 I mean, but cmas are a major award. Okay, if 0:31:31.360 --> 0:31:34.880 you win an Oscar by yourself. Yeah, I'm going out 0:31:35.040 --> 0:31:37.920 go party party. You gotta buy shots for everyone? Or 0:31:37.920 --> 0:31:40.600 are you gonna use that Oscarbody's. 0:31:39.600 --> 0:31:42.080 Gonna buy you stuff because you want and they're gonna 0:31:42.120 --> 0:31:46.040 celebrate you. It's like I would go somewhere where there's 0:31:46.040 --> 0:31:48.280 a long line and I'd walk out to the front 0:31:48.280 --> 0:31:49.960 and be, oh, sorry you you can't get and I 0:31:50.080 --> 0:31:51.880 just hold up my Oscar all yeah, come on in. 0:31:52.160 --> 0:31:54.080 You think that actually works, like that's your flashtag? 0:31:54.480 --> 0:31:56.880 Yes, but I don't know if there's even lines after 0:31:56.920 --> 0:31:59.280 the Oscar. I have no idea. It's all private parties anyway. 0:31:59.280 --> 0:32:03.480 I don't already on all the private parties. You're on 0:32:03.520 --> 0:32:06.760 every single leg exactly. So isn't that crazy life to 0:32:06.800 --> 0:32:09.000 think of? Though? You know what I mean? 0:32:09.680 --> 0:32:12.840 Think about what like you're you're on a list. 0:32:13.000 --> 0:32:17.880 No, you think of all the famous actors and artists 0:32:17.920 --> 0:32:20.840 and all kinds of things, and you get nominated for 0:32:20.880 --> 0:32:23.440 an Oscar and you're invited to just every party that 0:32:23.680 --> 0:32:25.560 is the biggest party of the year, you know what 0:32:25.600 --> 0:32:31.800 I mean? In that life, you show up and anybody 0:32:31.800 --> 0:32:32.720 of who's who is there. 0:32:32.880 --> 0:32:34.160 But there's so many people that. 0:32:34.120 --> 0:32:35.960 Are there, I know. But like what do you think. 0:32:35.800 --> 0:32:37.480 That's like, that's pretty awesome. 0:32:37.800 --> 0:32:40.720 All people that are like majorly famous and you're just 0:32:40.720 --> 0:32:44.400 in a room with all of them. Pretty awesome, right, Yeah, 0:32:44.600 --> 0:32:47.080 like pretty great. I always see the Vanity Fair. The 0:32:47.120 --> 0:32:49.000 after party for Vanity Fair is the one that always 0:32:49.000 --> 0:32:52.640 intrigues me because almost everybody goes to it after the 0:32:52.640 --> 0:32:55.480 Oscars or whatever the main party it is. I think 0:32:55.480 --> 0:32:58.680 it is like the Oscar's true after party, and that 0:32:58.720 --> 0:33:00.720 one always just intrigues me because we never really hear 0:33:00.840 --> 0:33:03.560 you I think I've seen a few photos that have 0:33:03.800 --> 0:33:07.320 come out from it. We never really hear that party. 0:33:07.360 --> 0:33:09.640 But just you think about sitting next to all those 0:33:09.680 --> 0:33:11.720 people that you've watched on screens for years and this 0:33:11.840 --> 0:33:13.440 is just this massive room and they're all in one 0:33:13.520 --> 0:33:14.240 room for one night. 0:33:14.320 --> 0:33:16.040 No, I get it, Like yeah, if you're a new actor, 0:33:16.040 --> 0:33:17.920 but if you're like Tom Hanks, it's the same people 0:33:17.960 --> 0:33:20.120 you see all the time. It is true, and it's 0:33:20.160 --> 0:33:21.640 sort of like an athlete. It's sort of like an 0:33:21.680 --> 0:33:23.560 athlete if you get to go to the All Star Game. 0:33:24.520 --> 0:33:26.600 Maybe it's because like if we like at athletes and actors, 0:33:26.600 --> 0:33:28.240 it seems more cold to us because we've been around 0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:30.880 a lot of artists, like at ACMs or CMAS, and 0:33:30.920 --> 0:33:32.680 we've been in the room with all of them. It 0:33:32.680 --> 0:33:34.920 feels like we've seen them a lot. Maybe it's that 0:33:34.960 --> 0:33:37.720 same experience for them, Yeah, but it feels weird to 0:33:37.720 --> 0:33:39.600 me because we haven't ever met any of those people. 0:33:40.000 --> 0:33:42.360 I think that's probably what it is, because like the artists, 0:33:42.360 --> 0:33:44.320 we are around and everybody's like, oh my gosh, you 0:33:44.440 --> 0:33:46.320 and I'm like, oh, what's been Neil, Like. 0:33:46.240 --> 0:33:48.520 It's it is true, that's but that's also why all 0:33:48.520 --> 0:33:51.480 of your like backstage, behind the scenes content everybody loves 0:33:51.520 --> 0:33:53.320 because they want to see the artists. They want to 0:33:53.360 --> 0:33:54.840 see what's happening. 0:33:55.120 --> 0:33:57.200 And I'm just like, all right, yeah, here's an artist, 0:33:57.200 --> 0:33:59.959 what's up? And artists, I think sometimes artists think it's 0:34:00.000 --> 0:34:01.480 it's weird, but whatever. 0:34:01.920 --> 0:34:07.120 Yeah, right, it's strange. Listen, everything about like celebi about 0:34:07.120 --> 0:34:10.960 life is strange. You were getting philosophical again? Did you 0:34:10.960 --> 0:34:12.640 go to like a phil like we need to take 0:34:12.640 --> 0:34:15.160 a degree in philosophy over the last week or something. 0:34:15.320 --> 0:34:17.080 No, I mean life is I mean, if you think 0:34:17.080 --> 0:34:18.680 about it, life is the weirdest thing in the world. 0:34:18.680 --> 0:34:20.799 I mean, it's so weird it is. But tell me more. 0:34:21.960 --> 0:34:22.600 I don't know. I don't. 0:34:22.760 --> 0:34:25.000 I mean, I'm just saying it's so weird, Like it's 0:34:25.080 --> 0:34:27.520 just weird. It is weird how it works. 0:34:28.600 --> 0:34:31.799 Yeah, it's funny how nothing but everything makes sense at 0:34:31.800 --> 0:34:36.040 the same time, does anything make sense? That's what I said, nothing, 0:34:36.120 --> 0:34:38.520 but also everything makes no No, but you said everything does make. 0:34:38.400 --> 0:34:42.440 Sense, but everything also doesn't. What makes sense? Nothing makes sense, 0:34:42.640 --> 0:34:43.200 none of it. 0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:44.799 It doesn't, but also it does in the grand scheme 0:34:44.840 --> 0:34:45.160 of things. 0:34:45.239 --> 0:34:47.919 It doesn't make sense that our we close our eyes 0:34:47.920 --> 0:34:50.319 and we go to sleep and we just automatically wake up. 0:34:50.480 --> 0:34:52.120 That is how does that work? 0:34:52.520 --> 0:34:55.040 Oh, you want to talk about like really blowing my mind? 0:34:55.160 --> 0:34:57.239 All all the stuff with the vertigo blows my mind. 0:34:57.239 --> 0:34:59.520 The fact that this exists, that everybody can just wake 0:34:59.600 --> 0:35:01.560 up one day and decide I'm not gonna walk with 0:35:01.680 --> 0:35:04.480 gravity today. You want to talk about like something that's 0:35:04.480 --> 0:35:05.319 truly blowing my mind. 0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:07.400 Yeah, well that's weird, That's. 0:35:07.200 --> 0:35:09.960 What I'm saying. Like, so it has made me see it, 0:35:10.040 --> 0:35:13.560 but also everything does make sense in a way. When 0:35:13.600 --> 0:35:15.279 you look back on your life, like you're ninety nine 0:35:15.320 --> 0:35:17.680 years old and you look back on your life, it 0:35:17.719 --> 0:35:21.000 will have made sense. Okay, but while you're in it, 0:35:21.000 --> 0:35:23.439 it doesn't you know what I mean? 0:35:23.680 --> 0:35:24.520 No, you don't. 0:35:24.520 --> 0:35:28.360 You don't get that, like everything happened for different reasons, 0:35:28.400 --> 0:35:30.120 and you can kind of piece together the puzzles when 0:35:30.120 --> 0:35:32.520 you're looking back at the when you have all the informations. 0:35:32.560 --> 0:35:33.480 You see. I don't like that. 0:35:33.520 --> 0:35:36.200 I don't like that talk. I think that you're looking 0:35:36.200 --> 0:35:38.680 about what you're talking about, maybe about dying. I'm not 0:35:38.760 --> 0:35:41.799 at I know you're not doing it. Really you have 0:35:41.840 --> 0:35:43.960 a thing about that? Oh yeah, who doesn't. 0:35:44.480 --> 0:35:53.239 Well, it's also just a natural part of life. Yeah, okay, 0:35:53.680 --> 0:35:57.879 I always find out one thing. Yeah, hey you watch 0:35:59.120 --> 0:36:02.560 no did you Paradise yet? Do you know what? It did? Start? 0:36:02.880 --> 0:36:05.600 Based on your recommendation? And I have not liked it. 0:36:05.640 --> 0:36:10.399 I've watched like four episodes, calling from accounts. You don't 0:36:10.520 --> 0:36:13.480 like it? No, I'm on like episode four, I'm like, 0:36:13.480 --> 0:36:17.239 why am I watching? What? Yeah? I know I had 0:36:17.280 --> 0:36:19.640 a feeling you'd have that. How did you not? 0:36:20.400 --> 0:36:21.360 How do you not like it? 0:36:21.440 --> 0:36:23.520 I don't know if it's just too indy for me. 0:36:24.200 --> 0:36:26.960 Indy it ain't indye at all. It's hilarious. 0:36:27.080 --> 0:36:27.640 No, it's indy. 0:36:28.239 --> 0:36:30.120 Let me let me Okay, let me just pull up 0:36:30.400 --> 0:36:33.480 the text messages then, I mean, if I got to do. 0:36:33.440 --> 0:36:37.000 It, what text messages? I mean, gosh, wait, I don't 0:36:37.000 --> 0:36:39.160 know what text messages? You're Yeah, that's exactly. That's why 0:36:39.160 --> 0:36:41.200 I'll tell you. I mean, you're not wrong though. I 0:36:41.200 --> 0:36:44.160 mean on Ron Tomatoes it has an insane score like 0:36:44.160 --> 0:36:47.640 one hundred. Literally, I mean, I mean, how long did 0:36:47.680 --> 0:36:50.360 it take you to get into it? About two minutes? 0:36:51.440 --> 0:36:53.600 Oh yeah, I know. I'm on four episodes in. 0:36:54.640 --> 0:36:57.799 The very beginning when she's out for a walk and 0:36:57.840 --> 0:36:59.120 she's walking across the street. 0:36:59.239 --> 0:37:01.080 Maybe it's just because it's not my sense of humor. 0:37:02.280 --> 0:37:05.240 What's your sense home? You don't like funny? I like funny. 0:37:05.320 --> 0:37:08.560 I love funny stuff. Maybe this one just doesn't do 0:37:08.600 --> 0:37:11.440 it for me. Oh my gosh. I mean like New 0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:13.279 Girl is one of my favorite shows, but New Girl 0:37:13.280 --> 0:37:17.279 doesn't do it for everybody. Maybe that's kind of the similarity. 0:37:17.360 --> 0:37:18.520 Oh my god, I can't believe. 0:37:18.800 --> 0:37:21.280 Okay, here we go from Josh and Mary. 0:37:21.520 --> 0:37:22.719 Oh, I was like, I thought you were a point 0:37:22.760 --> 0:37:24.239 of text for me? Is like, did I say something? 0:37:25.719 --> 0:37:27.560 Josh and Mary? We went to dinner with them and 0:37:27.600 --> 0:37:30.319 we're talking about shows. Okay, and we said calling from 0:37:30.320 --> 0:37:32.080 accounts and they said, we'll try it when we get home. 0:37:32.680 --> 0:37:35.719 They get home that night, Oh my god, watching calling 0:37:35.760 --> 0:37:39.280 from accounts and how blank in the bathtub. I haven't 0:37:39.320 --> 0:37:44.359 heard Josh laugh that loud and forever. That means they 0:37:44.440 --> 0:37:44.879 loved it. 0:37:44.960 --> 0:37:45.919 I'm not saying the time. 0:37:46.040 --> 0:37:47.480 No, no, let me let me go, let me go to 0:37:48.400 --> 0:37:49.160 let me go to Mickey. 0:37:49.320 --> 0:37:51.520 Oh boy, I hit a nerve. Let me go to Mickey. 0:37:52.080 --> 0:37:56.000 I wanted to like it, especially because you know the 0:37:56.040 --> 0:37:58.080 dog and you told me i'd be okay to watch 0:37:58.120 --> 0:38:03.719 it because the dog doesn't die. Yeah, and that's not 0:38:03.760 --> 0:38:06.720 a spoiler because there's the does the dog die ww 0:38:06.880 --> 0:38:10.960 dot com thing? What you can go to dogs does 0:38:11.000 --> 0:38:13.239 the dog die dot com? And see if a dog 0:38:13.280 --> 0:38:15.799 dies in a TV show movie before you Why would 0:38:15.800 --> 0:38:17.360 you do that because I don't like seeing it. 0:38:18.000 --> 0:38:18.520 Why would you? 0:38:18.800 --> 0:38:20.960 I can't watch things die out. I will immediately stop 0:38:21.000 --> 0:38:22.800 watching the show or a movie if it happens. 0:38:23.960 --> 0:38:29.120 Oh, there we go, Mickey, Carla, Calling from accounts is hilarious. 0:38:29.680 --> 0:38:33.440 Great recommendation. I mean, okay, but maybe all these few 0:38:33.560 --> 0:38:34.320 they're your friends. 0:38:34.360 --> 0:38:36.600 So these are people that have a sense of humor. 0:38:37.200 --> 0:38:40.239 I have to hang out with you all the time. 0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:43.600 I have not one person in the history of my life. 0:38:43.800 --> 0:38:45.279 I don't know what to tell you that does not 0:38:45.400 --> 0:38:46.520 like calling from accounts. 0:38:46.560 --> 0:38:49.160 I don't know. I'm like four episodes in, so it's 0:38:49.160 --> 0:38:50.520 not like I haven't given it a shot. 0:38:51.360 --> 0:38:53.600 I was just like, I want, I want to ask 0:38:53.680 --> 0:38:56.319 you questions, but I don't want to ruin episode, so I. 0:38:56.239 --> 0:38:58.600 Can't even Maybe you hyped it up too much for me, though. 0:38:58.560 --> 0:39:01.080 There's no no I hyped it up the same everybody. 0:39:01.120 --> 0:39:02.640 It is fantastic. 0:39:04.160 --> 0:39:06.800 I don't know. I tried. I tried for you. He 0:39:06.880 --> 0:39:09.560 told me to watch it, and I tried. Oh my gosh, 0:39:09.760 --> 0:39:12.120 like I did get some truckles out, but it just wasn't. 0:39:12.200 --> 0:39:12.600 I don't know. 0:39:12.920 --> 0:39:18.359 You didn't get yeah and the episode you didn't laugh 0:39:18.400 --> 0:39:18.919 out loud. 0:39:19.040 --> 0:39:21.239 Tell me your favorite top three favorite comedy movies. I 0:39:21.280 --> 0:39:23.359 bet I like all of them. I have no idea. 0:39:23.480 --> 0:39:26.239 I don't know what's like. You're you grew up, and 0:39:26.320 --> 0:39:29.799 these are favorite comedy movies you liked like. I love 0:39:29.840 --> 0:39:33.160 all the Adam Sandler stuff. I love well Feroh, I 0:39:33.200 --> 0:39:35.839 love comedy, I like I like comedians. 0:39:36.200 --> 0:39:38.360 You don't like comedy if you don't like calling from accounts. 0:39:38.400 --> 0:39:39.799 You are the only person in the history of. 0:39:39.800 --> 0:39:41.960 The world might be too dry for me. I have noticed. 0:39:41.960 --> 0:39:44.880 I don't love dry humor. If it's like super super. 0:39:44.680 --> 0:39:49.080 Dry, I mean it is, gosh, it is so I mean, 0:39:49.239 --> 0:39:52.359 carry I am. I feel so sorry for you. I 0:39:52.400 --> 0:39:53.360 feel so sorry for you. 0:39:53.400 --> 0:39:56.040 I wanted to like it. It is possible. I did 0:39:56.120 --> 0:39:59.240 also start it when I was sitting on count of Vertigo. Okay, 0:39:59.320 --> 0:40:01.200 see now this is but I started a lot of 0:40:01.239 --> 0:40:03.880 things and I ended up liking him. So I mean 0:40:03.880 --> 0:40:06.920 I started Paradise when it probably hurt to laugh. No, 0:40:09.120 --> 0:40:11.080 I would have laughed, and if I couldn't laugh, I 0:40:11.080 --> 0:40:12.759 would have just turned it off. 0:40:13.440 --> 0:40:15.719 Because I mean, if you're not laughing out loud. In 0:40:15.760 --> 0:40:18.279 the first ten minutes of that show, I mean, it's 0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:21.640 hilarious when she walks around the college and goes, I mean, 0:40:21.640 --> 0:40:22.600 that's hilarious. 0:40:24.520 --> 0:40:25.839 I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. 0:40:25.920 --> 0:40:28.080 I tried, but you didn't think that was funny, Like 0:40:28.280 --> 0:40:28.920 it was fine. 0:40:29.239 --> 0:40:32.120 Oh my gosh, Like at the end of the first episode. 0:40:31.760 --> 0:40:36.799 When he that part was funny, that's hilarious. He's telling 0:40:36.880 --> 0:40:38.560 me things he doesn't want to spoil for anywhere. 0:40:38.640 --> 0:40:39.719 I don't want to spoil it. 0:40:40.040 --> 0:40:41.719 That part was funny. I'm not saying there was a 0:40:41.760 --> 0:40:42.400 funny moment. 0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:44.080 What about the bathtub? 0:40:44.280 --> 0:40:46.359 I have said off a nerve, Yes, the. 0:40:46.320 --> 0:40:51.360 Bathtub, Oh my gosh, I mean, oh they were that's it. 0:40:51.360 --> 0:40:55.360 It was funny, so funny. 0:40:55.520 --> 0:40:57.560 Okay, I'm sorry, thanks for having us. 0:40:57.680 --> 0:40:59.880 Do you watch Why Lotus? I also tried to get in. 0:41:00.440 --> 0:41:02.719 Oh my god, I think we have different I don't 0:41:02.719 --> 0:41:03.960 think you and I have the same. 0:41:05.800 --> 0:41:07.640 If it doesn't have a dumb superhero in it, you 0:41:07.640 --> 0:41:11.279 don't lie yet true aliens. If it's not aliens or superheroes, 0:41:11.400 --> 0:41:14.520 Morgan is out true. Oh my gosh, white load. Did 0:41:14.560 --> 0:41:15.399 you watch season one? 0:41:16.080 --> 0:41:18.400 I am on episode one, so I haven't given it 0:41:18.440 --> 0:41:22.000 a full fair shot yet. All Right, I just won't. 0:41:22.120 --> 0:41:25.360 I just don't. I don't like dry humor. Is that 0:41:25.440 --> 0:41:28.040 dry humor? What is dry humor about that? It's really 0:41:28.040 --> 0:41:31.600 calling from accounts, but they're like, wow, what is dry humor? 0:41:32.239 --> 0:41:35.080 Dry humor to me is like it could be funny 0:41:35.120 --> 0:41:37.240 to somebody, but it's probably not gonna be funny to everybody. 0:41:38.040 --> 0:41:40.240 Dry humor is like it has a niche audience. 0:41:40.360 --> 0:41:43.239 Oh, man, go go go to calling from accounts. Let's 0:41:43.280 --> 0:41:44.279 go check that rotten to make it. 0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:45.840 I already told you it has one hundred percent. Like 0:41:45.880 --> 0:41:48.200 I'm a hundred percent in the in the in the wrong, 0:41:51.680 --> 0:41:53.279 I said in the and then I did. 0:41:53.200 --> 0:41:54.080 Not thank you. 0:41:54.960 --> 0:41:56.600 I am in the lesser amount of people on this 0:41:56.680 --> 0:42:00.760 and I can acknowledge that. Man, I don't know why. Yeah, 0:42:00.880 --> 0:42:03.160 that's cool. What else you're doing? It's hard to make 0:42:03.200 --> 0:42:05.000 me laugh though, sometimes too, because you. 0:42:05.000 --> 0:42:07.120 Don't have a good sense of humor. That may be 0:42:07.160 --> 0:42:07.920 your problem. 0:42:08.440 --> 0:42:11.840 Oh shut up, now, it's not. I giggle at the stupidest. 0:42:11.960 --> 0:42:14.080 Are you kidding me? I giggle at the stupidest to 0:42:14.080 --> 0:42:16.520 write that down. I laugh at all my dad's dad jokes. 0:42:17.680 --> 0:42:20.239 I laugh at your guys. I don't have a dad joke. 0:42:20.480 --> 0:42:25.040 You guys do on a dad joke, not like you're forgetting. 0:42:25.080 --> 0:42:26.959 It's not like a dad joke, like you're telling a joke. 0:42:27.480 --> 0:42:30.439 You make a joke about being a dad. It's a thing. 0:42:31.120 --> 0:42:32.640 You guys do it, and I always laugh about it. 0:42:32.760 --> 0:42:35.560 You always say any joke we make such a dad 0:42:35.640 --> 0:42:36.760 joke just because we're dads. 0:42:36.760 --> 0:42:38.120 You're also going to hang out with me if I 0:42:38.160 --> 0:42:39.959 didn't have a sense of humor, you and I would 0:42:39.960 --> 0:42:40.520 not get along. 0:42:41.080 --> 0:42:45.120 Well, I'm starting to rethink my whole life. 0:42:47.160 --> 0:42:48.920 No, no, no, this is this is what you're This 0:42:49.000 --> 0:42:51.120 is the key part you're missing about this lunch. You 0:42:51.160 --> 0:42:52.799 and I literally could not hang out every day and 0:42:52.960 --> 0:42:56.840 actually get along as well as we do if I 0:42:57.520 --> 0:43:01.840 did not allow humor of my life. And here I 0:43:01.840 --> 0:43:04.680 thought you were a normal person. And now I okay, 0:43:04.719 --> 0:43:06.680 I have never been that mean to you about you 0:43:06.800 --> 0:43:09.080 hate it on my my movie. Remember when I made 0:43:09.120 --> 0:43:11.440 you Walk Black Panther and you came on you hate it. 0:43:11.520 --> 0:43:14.080 I didn't say you hated it. You're like, this is 0:43:14.880 --> 0:43:15.959 you're wrong. I was wrong. 0:43:16.080 --> 0:43:18.880 You're wrong. You have my review all wrong. You heard 0:43:18.920 --> 0:43:21.640 that Maybe that was your vertigo speak you're hearing right now. 0:43:22.120 --> 0:43:25.640 I did not say for me it was fine. Yeah, 0:43:25.680 --> 0:43:28.760 you're like, like, who goers? Why does everybody watch superhero stuff? 0:43:28.920 --> 0:43:31.440 We just have different tastes and TV shows and movies. 0:43:31.560 --> 0:43:32.600 Yeah, I it's okay. 0:43:32.680 --> 0:43:34.920 I can't watch all the superheroes. There's too many of them. 0:43:35.320 --> 0:43:39.120 They're very confusing and their worlds intertwined. I don't understand 0:43:39.120 --> 0:43:39.399 the story. 0:43:39.440 --> 0:43:41.440 I mean, and I like complexities of that, and you 0:43:41.600 --> 0:43:42.680 like there was good. 0:43:42.760 --> 0:43:45.120 Black Panther was fine. It was not anything with't the 0:43:45.120 --> 0:43:47.680 most of it when it When it first came out, 0:43:47.680 --> 0:43:49.720 everybody was like, this is the greatest movie of all time. 0:43:50.120 --> 0:43:52.040 It's so good. It's good. When it came out, it was. 0:43:52.120 --> 0:43:54.800 It was good, but there wasn't enough fighting. See. But 0:43:55.000 --> 0:43:58.880 this is where we differ, and I don't. I like 0:43:58.960 --> 0:44:01.520 the living reality. I laugh at New Girl all the time. 0:44:01.520 --> 0:44:04.359 I laugh of Friends all the time. Yeah, it's better 0:44:04.400 --> 0:44:09.080 than Friends. Funny you funny? No? I know funny. You 0:44:09.080 --> 0:44:11.600 didn't like Seinfeld? Oh man, I didn't see. I think 0:44:11.640 --> 0:44:14.200 it's just different. We have very we both have humor. 0:44:14.239 --> 0:44:16.880 It's just different kinds. Do you like Everybody Loves Raymond? 0:44:17.360 --> 0:44:20.040 I don't think I ever watched that one. Okay, did you. 0:44:20.040 --> 0:44:21.920 Watch The Middle? Did you watch Modern Family? 0:44:22.520 --> 0:44:23.680 Yes? Both of those. I like. 0:44:23.719 --> 0:44:25.640 Modern Family was good in the beginning, it got terrible 0:44:25.640 --> 0:44:27.279 at ten. Yeah, it's so bad. 0:44:27.360 --> 0:44:29.440 I want to say I only watched like one season 0:44:29.600 --> 0:44:31.879 of Modern Family. I don't feel like I really walked 0:44:31.920 --> 0:44:35.200 down that. Do you watch Do you watch Shrinking? No? 0:44:35.320 --> 0:44:36.680 You have told me to check that one out. Maybe 0:44:36.680 --> 0:44:40.360 I'll give that one it's actually funny. Is it dry humor? 0:44:40.840 --> 0:44:42.680 I don't know what the heck dry humor means? 0:44:42.719 --> 0:44:47.200 It's funny. Do you like the Office? Yeah? Yeah, what 0:44:47.200 --> 0:44:47.520 do you mean? 0:44:47.920 --> 0:44:49.960 Yeah? Yeah, that's hilarious. 0:44:50.200 --> 0:44:52.200 I do. I watched all of the Office. 0:44:52.560 --> 0:44:55.560 What I think I figured out? I figured out what 0:44:55.600 --> 0:44:57.880 you don't like? You don't like uncomfortable humor? 0:44:58.560 --> 0:45:00.840 You don't you don't like you You've known that about 0:45:00.840 --> 0:45:01.280 me forever. 0:45:01.480 --> 0:45:03.960 That's what it is. That's the difference. Calling from accounts 0:45:04.080 --> 0:45:09.880 is uncomfortable humor. Yeah, you uh, Borat uncomfortable humor. 0:45:09.960 --> 0:45:13.440 I liked Borat though. See that's weird. It just depends, 0:45:13.560 --> 0:45:16.560 it really depends. But you are right. I don't like uncomfortable. 0:45:17.080 --> 0:45:20.560 It's not riskue like I don't remind mind like risk weird. 0:45:21.040 --> 0:45:21.600 Uncomfortable. 0:45:21.640 --> 0:45:23.800 It's like when it makes you uncomfortable. That's what I 0:45:23.840 --> 0:45:24.160 don't like. 0:45:24.239 --> 0:45:25.880 Yeah, you don't like the uncomfortable comedy. 0:45:25.920 --> 0:45:28.160 Because when we've gone out and dead stuff together, when 0:45:28.160 --> 0:45:30.080 you've done you've seen me, I literally like shrink in 0:45:30.120 --> 0:45:31.880 a corner. I'm like, I don't like this feeling. 0:45:32.719 --> 0:45:34.120 You know, you need to look up, you need to 0:45:34.160 --> 0:45:36.240 watch alig. 0:45:37.760 --> 0:45:42.520 Olig. Yeah, all like I'll like Muhammad Ali Alig like 0:45:42.560 --> 0:45:46.280 spelled Ali. Yeah, okay, alig Olig. 0:45:47.800 --> 0:45:50.680 It's Sasha Baron Cohen. It's the same like Borat like 0:45:50.719 --> 0:45:54.520 he interviews like it is so funny and okay. 0:45:54.840 --> 0:45:57.520 Deadpan. Dry humor or dry wet humor is a deliberate 0:45:57.520 --> 0:46:01.200 display of emotional neutrality or no emotion. So it's like 0:46:01.320 --> 0:46:04.080 you can deliver things without like and you know me, 0:46:04.239 --> 0:46:07.360 I can't do anything without giggling. You are like you 0:46:07.400 --> 0:46:09.440 can do dry. You can do awkward bits and not 0:46:09.560 --> 0:46:11.480 laugh about it. If you made me that, I'd be 0:46:11.560 --> 0:46:13.040 laughing because I don't know what else to do. 0:46:13.280 --> 0:46:16.880 Yeahry, because I get my wife and I'll tell her 0:46:16.920 --> 0:46:18.239 something and she'd be like, are you for really? I 0:46:18.320 --> 0:46:20.480 might no, but you say it so serious. 0:46:20.719 --> 0:46:24.000 I don't know. Dry humor, Yeah, that's where that's where 0:46:24.040 --> 0:46:26.480 it is. Does that help? We have different variations? Yeah, 0:46:27.160 --> 0:46:29.279 but you did hit the nail on the head. I will, like, I. 0:46:29.200 --> 0:46:34.360 Really, if you watch them close from Alig, you will. 0:46:34.960 --> 0:46:36.759 Die like because it's uncomfortable or. 0:46:37.200 --> 0:46:43.400 Because it's uncomfortable and it is hill hilarious, hilarious. 0:46:43.400 --> 0:46:45.520 You love that stuff, Oh my god, you love seeing 0:46:45.520 --> 0:46:47.799 people uncomfortable. I don't. I mean it is. 0:46:48.080 --> 0:46:50.360 I can't even describe how great it was. It was 0:46:50.480 --> 0:46:54.719 so funny, so funny. I show some closes to my 0:46:54.760 --> 0:46:56.400 father in law and he hates it. He hates the 0:46:56.480 --> 0:46:57.120 uncomfortable he is. 0:46:57.239 --> 0:46:59.160 I can't. I can't. Like. Let's watch another one. I 0:46:59.200 --> 0:47:01.399 make and watch another one. I'm another one and another one. 0:47:01.880 --> 0:47:02.919 It is so good. 0:47:03.840 --> 0:47:06.239 Is he a comedian? Or is he? You say clips? Like, 0:47:06.320 --> 0:47:07.040 is he a comedian? 0:47:07.200 --> 0:47:08.960 Or it's a show, But you don't have to watch 0:47:08.960 --> 0:47:09.439 the whole show? 0:47:09.560 --> 0:47:17.480 Okay, what's happening? Because you're gonna make fun of me 0:47:17.520 --> 0:47:19.839 for not liking it? Let me find one. Let me fine, 0:47:20.040 --> 0:47:22.560 we gotta watch it. Boy, can we play it on here? 0:47:22.760 --> 0:47:26.640 I don't think so. Oh man, I don't think so 0:47:26.880 --> 0:47:29.680 hold on and it pauses really quick. I'll watch clip 0:47:29.680 --> 0:47:33.680 and we'll come back and oh man, okay, yeah, all right, 0:47:33.719 --> 0:47:37.640 so we can't confirm. I watch two of Lunchbox's Ali ideos. 0:47:39.040 --> 0:47:39.800 We have very different. 0:47:40.480 --> 0:47:42.080 I didn't even pull up the great ones. I just 0:47:42.120 --> 0:47:43.720 typed in his name and those came. 0:47:43.640 --> 0:47:45.920 Up, like no, but it's definitely you, You and the 0:47:46.000 --> 0:47:50.320 nail on the head you love. Uncomfortable situations, uncomfortable humor, 0:47:50.480 --> 0:47:52.680 dry humor. I don't that's not my vibe. 0:47:52.760 --> 0:47:55.840 So I just so ball and you heard him, shit. 0:47:55.719 --> 0:47:59.080 Cop, I just don't like I was really laughing because 0:47:59.080 --> 0:48:00.520 you were laughing, because I was like, what is this is? 0:48:00.520 --> 0:48:01.280 What is happening? 0:48:03.320 --> 0:48:05.720 Laugh out of like far out of your chair? So funny, 0:48:05.800 --> 0:48:07.360 like so freaking funny. 0:48:07.600 --> 0:48:10.920 And I'm laughing because you're laughing. You're only laughing. 0:48:10.680 --> 0:48:15.040 Because I'm laughing. Like he interviews like all those like 0:48:15.080 --> 0:48:16.760 the old guy that does sixty minutes. 0:48:16.800 --> 0:48:18.920 I don't even know if he's like, oh my god, 0:48:19.000 --> 0:48:21.200 you want to talk. No, don't want I'm not pulling 0:48:21.200 --> 0:48:23.680 it up. Okay, all right, we're gonna get out of here. 0:48:23.680 --> 0:48:27.160 Thanks for listening to this weekend. Go check out Sore Losers. 0:48:27.160 --> 0:48:29.719 You can check out my podcast. Take this personally, and 0:48:30.000 --> 0:48:32.600 please follow the show up Bobby Bone Show on YouTube. 0:48:32.680 --> 0:48:35.040 Lots of content up there and anything else to add 0:48:35.120 --> 0:48:36.319 Lunchbox before we jump out of here. 0:48:36.360 --> 0:48:38.800 Oh yeah, make sure if you're you know, follow me 0:48:38.920 --> 0:48:42.560 radio Lunchbox and then Sore Losers, you should listen. I 0:48:42.600 --> 0:48:45.840 mean you want to hear some riveting basketball and information. 0:48:45.880 --> 0:48:47.640 You know, it's like the breakdown the league. 0:48:47.480 --> 0:48:51.040 Cap every one of Baby Box and Box one. He's 0:48:51.040 --> 0:48:53.440 on team, don't him short? All right, I didn't know 0:48:53.560 --> 0:48:55.200 you are. You only mentioned baby Box too. 0:48:55.239 --> 0:48:56.759 I just talked about how he got tackled. I didn't 0:48:56.760 --> 0:48:58.719 talk about all the whos baby Box one mate, he 0:48:58.760 --> 0:48:59.960 made me the next Michael Jo. 0:49:00.120 --> 0:49:04.520 Get the lowdown on basketball games for your four year 0:49:04.560 --> 0:49:07.919 old and six year old sports. All right, we'll see 0:49:07.920 --> 0:49:11.600 everybody later. Thanks for being here at Lunchbox. You're welcome Saturday. Yeah, 0:49:11.600 --> 0:49:14.359 you're welcome. So you have the demolition Derby tonight. That's 0:49:14.400 --> 0:49:17.520 the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks for listening. 0:49:17.640 --> 0:49:20.000 Be sure to check out the other two parts this weekend. 0:49:20.080 --> 0:49:23.400 Go follow the show on all social platforms. Show and 0:49:23.600 --> 0:49:26.640 follow at web girl Morgan to submit your listener questions 0:49:26.640 --> 0:49:28.080 for next week's episode.