Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 3: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 3: Larry.
Speaker 1: Hello, all right, let's just kind of get to the point.
Speaker 1: What happened last week when you knew we were doing
Speaker 1: the podcast and then I hear that you didn't have
Speaker 1: your phone on.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I said that to Ray on a text message. But
Speaker 4: then I went back and looked through my calls, and
Speaker 4: I don't have a call log from you, and I'm
Speaker 4: not sometimes you don't get a call log. But I
Speaker 4: didn't hear the phone ring and I was on the
Speaker 4: operating table.
Speaker 1: Dan, I don't know, okay, but you you could have
Speaker 1: called us correct.
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I can call into this number.
Speaker 1: No, you could call me and say, hey, call me,
Speaker 1: I'm ready, or you could call Ray or Shay or
Speaker 1: Dylan and then we would have called you back. But
Speaker 1: I was ready to move on from you. Okay, on
Speaker 1: the table, Okay, give us the give us the operation
Speaker 1: that was going on.
Speaker 4: Well, first of all, I told my boy, doctor Morgan,
Speaker 4: the surgeon, that we were going to do the show,
Speaker 4: and he was looking forward to it. So I was
Speaker 4: certainly looking forward to the call. Okay, it's just a
Speaker 4: faithal self, nothing big deal. I got to I get
Speaker 4: the stitches out on Monday.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you knew you were going to do this
Speaker 1: last week at this time, correct, yeah, oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: And at no point, and at no point did you
Speaker 1: think of getting hold of us, Larry, No, because.
Speaker 4: I forgured you if if I well, first of I
Speaker 4: didn't hear the call. I mean I don't. I don't know
Speaker 4: if I got a call or not. I'm assuming I did,
Speaker 4: but I just a lot of time. You just call
Speaker 4: right back. I'm certainly was waiting for the call.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a new leader in the clubhouse, and unfortunately
Speaker 1: it's Larry.
Speaker 4: My rightful, my rightful position.
Speaker 5: This is worse. I'd rather all be negative.
Speaker 1: Well that's Larry leading bad. Larry's plus eighteen. He won
Speaker 1: two units last week. Dylan lost five units, so it's
Speaker 1: plus twelve, and Shay is uh he's right there, won
Speaker 1: three units and he's up plus eleven. So we're heading
Speaker 1: down the home stretch and this is going to be
Speaker 1: a photo finish.
Speaker 5: I believe I flew too close to the sun.
Speaker 1: Yeah you did, you did, But you do that, You're
Speaker 1: your own worst enemy.
Speaker 5: I've actually revised my strategy this week a little.
Speaker 1: By the way, the Army Navy. Where does that rank
Speaker 1: in all time bad beats? That was incredible? Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was incredible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Larry luck boxed that one.
Speaker 1: So Dylan lost that one. Maybe plus three yep, okay.
Speaker 5: And neither team or more. Yeah, that was close.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a lot of people had the over under.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing win that game. Yeah, yeah, let's see bad Larry.
Speaker 1: Did you have Army Navy?
Speaker 3: Yes you did? Or no, Shade did?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I didn't have it on it. I did
Speaker 4: bet it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I bought the line of twenty eight when the line
Speaker 4: was twenty eight and a half. I bought the twenty
Speaker 4: eight total lose. You're on the wrong side of the
Speaker 4: whole way. I'm figure Dylan's gonna win his No. Fifteen
Speaker 4: point thing. Look, and then I gotta luck out Push
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 1: Mean this is this is a historically bad, bad weekend
Speaker 1: for Dylan.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I got all I had was bills against the
Speaker 6: Chiefs and Patriot's money line, which is nice but literally
Speaker 6: just got deleted across the board.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bad Larry did well. Lost the lines game with
Speaker 1: the Bears, Chargers against the Broncos. Shae lost basketball with
Speaker 1: Iowa Iowa unbelievable.
Speaker 3: That shit, they were done in the first five minutes.
Speaker 1: Danny anyware Seahawks plus ten against the Niners, lost that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, Sammy P, who was with us with
Speaker 1: the Chicken Dinner podcast, my man, the reaction to.
Speaker 3: Him was great. He's good.
Speaker 1: He was he was very knowledgeable and would certainly be
Speaker 1: an upgrade over bad Layry. Let's let's go around and
Speaker 1: vote on this, all right, Dylan, You in favor of
Speaker 1: Sammy P or keeping bad Larry.
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't want to do this to Larry,
Speaker 6: but I mean Sam also had one big plus in
Speaker 6: addition to his insight, is that he was actually here.
Speaker 1: Okay, he did come in studio, Shaye, what about.
Speaker 3: You, oh Sam P? All day success? How about Ray Ray?
Speaker 7: You know what, I actually just jumped in for it.
Speaker 7: I think you guys should keep Sammy p in your
Speaker 7: back pocket just in case Shaye doesn't make it. I
Speaker 7: just I just wanted to jump in and say, I'm
Speaker 7: concerned about this young man.
Speaker 3: Are you okay? No, I ain't all right.
Speaker 7: Shay has sort of entered his Jim Morrison living in France.
Speaker 5: I think he looks more like Elvis at the end.
Speaker 3: His beard is crazy, is growing. It's too damn cold.
Speaker 3: I'm keeping it growing. I don't give a shit seat
Speaker 3: and it's stepping in for an intervention with you. I
Speaker 3: just want to make sure Shaye is all right. Podcast
Speaker 3: is getting some traction. I'm not in a good place.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows that. Okay.
Speaker 6: It actually is as a whole, a pretty tenuous grip
Speaker 6: on life by the entire podcast.
Speaker 3: Tenuous. Why don't you dumb it down a bit? There?
Speaker 3: College boys out here? I think that means we're all
Speaker 3: kind of bad.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Uh now, I know you're not drinking. You're on the wagon,
Speaker 1: ball in the wagon, but you smell like alcohol. Well,
Speaker 1: it's because of the company. I keep gnny you. You
Speaker 1: came in solo.
Speaker 3: I did once.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: But it was before that, you know. Okay, I had
Speaker 3: a couple of meetings, Danny. Okay, it might have been
Speaker 3: coming out of your pores. No, Danny, I'm on the wagon,
Speaker 3: been on the wagon a long time. You have had
Speaker 3: a whole I got a whole lot of people listening
Speaker 3: to this podcast. I know, I'm I'm It's like, if
Speaker 3: it's too big for my breeches, that's a damn problem this.
Speaker 3: People quit listening to this ship, turn it off.
Speaker 6: I think you're I think you're just like the human
Speaker 6: version of like a car with closs seats that someone
Speaker 6: smokes cigarettes and for like twenty years and no matter what.
Speaker 3: That smells like getting out, you can stop it. I
Speaker 3: smell I smell like depression and divorced dads.
Speaker 5: That's what I mothballs.
Speaker 3: I smell like rehab. That's it.
Speaker 2: You do.
Speaker 3: You know what we should?
Speaker 1: We should make a cologne, Shy and irvings rehab. Oh man,
Speaker 1: it would be flying off the show, hob Yeah, Hey,
Speaker 1: what are you wearing rehab?
Speaker 3: Shay?
Speaker 5: It's just delightful?
Speaker 3: Yeah, dig it, Danny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so Ray just stepped in for a seat.
Speaker 1: Nice cameo my seat in there and we appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Ray your vote for Sammy P or Bad Larry to
Speaker 1: stay on.
Speaker 3: I'm taking Sammy P.
Speaker 2: We got.
Speaker 6: We got a lot of Instagram love for Sammy Larry
Speaker 6: even saying yeah, people are saying you getting Wally pipped.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so that's.
Speaker 4: Bad, but you know that's all good. I listened to
Speaker 4: the podcast last week and I liked the guy. But
Speaker 4: I did hear that the three hours to get to
Speaker 4: the studio so wasn't worth it. Dan he You guys
Speaker 4: want him, you can have.
Speaker 3: Him excellent best news of the week than you. Wait, wait,
Speaker 3: so you're backing away, Larry?
Speaker 4: Well, I want to give my picks this week. Okay,
Speaker 4: I glad I can gladly missed his twenty minutes of
Speaker 4: my life every whee.
Speaker 1: You're so fucking busy that you know you take your
Speaker 1: carve out twenty minutes of your week for us, Marvin,
Speaker 1: do you want don't Sammy P or Bad Larry?
Speaker 8: You know what I'm gonna go with, Shane, I mean
Speaker 8: Shane Irving. I'm gonna go with the Bad Larry. He's
Speaker 8: been here, He's been consistent.
Speaker 5: Oh fuck you?
Speaker 3: And how consistent has he been?
Speaker 8: He's only missed two or three times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I went to fucking Vienna and I was on
Speaker 3: the damn show. Fuck you Larry. Uh, I want Larry
Speaker 3: to stay.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, Dan, don't. I don't need people. I
Speaker 4: don't need Larry.
Speaker 1: It's I'm the host of this. I want.
Speaker 3: I want you to stay. Well.
Speaker 4: I appreciate that, Dan.
Speaker 1: Until you don't show up, and then Sammy p Is
Speaker 1: gonna be in and then we we never mentioned your
Speaker 1: name again.
Speaker 4: All you got to do is tell me when you
Speaker 4: have a third guy in the studio. Don't get any
Speaker 4: time anyway, So it's not worthing we go.
Speaker 1: If you have a Larry, if you were more interesting,
Speaker 1: you would get more airtime.
Speaker 4: There are so many times I have great cracks and
Speaker 4: you don't even hear them.
Speaker 3: Dan, because they're not funny.
Speaker 4: Mother, No, no, no, say.
Speaker 3: No, they're not Larry.
Speaker 5: I think we should.
Speaker 4: You don't even hear them. You guys keep talking because
Speaker 4: my phone is turned off and you know it, and
Speaker 4: Ray knows Larry.
Speaker 3: The funniest things that you say.
Speaker 1: You're not trying to be funny when you go to
Speaker 1: some pumpkin patch or a regana or you're at a funeral.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to live my life, Dan, I my dad.
Speaker 3: None of us got shipped to do. Larry. Just you. You're
Speaker 3: the busiest motherfucker on this show. Who doesn't have a job.
Speaker 4: Okay, I got I got, I got people waiting for
Speaker 4: me right now?
Speaker 5: Who wow?
Speaker 3: Who your bookie? You got money for you?
Speaker 4: If you've been following my say, you know I ain't
Speaker 4: paying him your ass?
Speaker 3: Okay, when are you coming up again?
Speaker 5: Larry?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I am definitely I'm going to Maine
Speaker 4: on Thursday. Next Thursday, I'll be driving to Maine.
Speaker 1: Okay. And you want to stop back, you want to
Speaker 1: stop in?
Speaker 4: I don't know if I can. I don't know what.
Speaker 4: I don't know why. Plants get Dan?
Speaker 5: Okay, Sammy p can ye? Yeah again do Larry?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: That leads us two bets for this week. Bat Larry'll
Speaker 1: start with you. You're the new clubhouse leader.
Speaker 4: Oh don't sound Let's kick him out now that he's ahead.
Speaker 4: Are we ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 4: Raiders minus three against the Chargers, Broncos plus four against
Speaker 4: the Lions, Saints minus five and a half against the Giants,
Speaker 4: The Browns minus three and a half against.
Speaker 3: The Bear How can you bet against Tommy d Vido.
Speaker 4: That's the show's got to end.
Speaker 3: Really, it's a great show.
Speaker 5: He's got moxie.
Speaker 1: I would say something, No, no, no, you can't know.
Speaker 1: You're not saying anything. Is a genius bad Italians?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Anything else?
Speaker 4: Yes? The Falcons minus three against the Panthers, the Bills
Speaker 4: minus two against the Cowboys, Wow, and the Rams minus
Speaker 4: six and a half against the Commanders.
Speaker 1: You know what's amazing is Larry has all of the
Speaker 1: point spreads correct for once. Whoa, yeah, how about.
Speaker 4: It, Warry.
Speaker 1: That's reason enough for Larry to be able to stay.
Speaker 1: So all right, Dylan, Dylan, you're in second place barely.
Speaker 3: I'll turn the floor over to.
Speaker 6: You, sart a third, then second, then first. Now, so
Speaker 6: I'm going a little lighter with my picks. Actually, one
Speaker 6: thing that Sammy p said that stuck out to me
Speaker 6: was He's like, why the hell do you have fifteen bets?
Speaker 6: That is true, I think you're gonna win. So I've
Speaker 6: tapered that down a little bit tapered. But for college football,
Speaker 6: I got Fresno State plus four against Shay's New Mexico State.
Speaker 5: Wow. Diego Pavilla ain't shit.
Speaker 3: Oh, all right, time out, stay seated.
Speaker 5: That was over the line. I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: And then Old Dominion minus two and a half against
Speaker 6: Western Kentucky.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we needed the accent there in Kentucky.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just.
Speaker 5: Is there Kentucky as an accent?
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, but I don't need it from you.
Speaker 5: Damn fine. I thought it was pretty good, you know.
Speaker 1: I start, I swear to God, I start out in
Speaker 1: a good mood when we do this, and then three
Speaker 1: quarters of the way through, then I regret doing it.
Speaker 3: Fair. That's fair.
Speaker 5: I think we all did.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, you ain't alone, Danny.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, NFL, alright, NFL Broncos Lions under forty eight.
Speaker 1: I can't help but still look at Uche and think
Speaker 1: what Seaton said about when Jim Morrison let it all
Speaker 1: go away and he moved to Paris and then they
Speaker 1: found him.
Speaker 3: Ub yeah, yeah, live in his life, damn it, Okay,
Speaker 3: doing the right thing, Dan.
Speaker 5: He was a twenty seven clubber.
Speaker 3: He was also a CIA operative who really want to
Speaker 3: get into it?
Speaker 1: We can go, let's get into it. I don't know
Speaker 1: if he was his CIA operative while he was in Paris.
Speaker 3: No, it was a psyop Danny. He wasn't a musician,
Speaker 3: he was an actual agent. He was Yeah, google that, ye,
Speaker 3: google that. Well he's a very bright guy. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: And he got trained by the federal government on psyops
Speaker 3: on how to get inside the brains of the hippies
Speaker 3: and turn them different. That's a fact. Google it.
Speaker 1: But but he couldn't help himself get inside his own head.
Speaker 3: Well, listen, drugs or drugs Danny? I mean some people
Speaker 3: love him, some people don't.
Speaker 5: Maybe he just knew too much.
Speaker 1: Oh, his brain was too big exploded.
Speaker 3: He should go to his gravesite. That should be a
Speaker 3: sponsored trip.
Speaker 1: I was going to do that when I was in
Speaker 1: Paris a couple of years ago. And then my wife
Speaker 1: was like, wait, you want to go to his grave?
Speaker 1: And I said, yeah, think so. And then she said
Speaker 1: if you want to go, you can go. I said
Speaker 1: all right, No, I won't go.
Speaker 5: Don't you hate the doors Dan? Or not a fan? I?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a fan?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Was it the organ? You just hate art? That's all?
Speaker 3: I love art? You hate it? I love Heye?
Speaker 1: He took down his pants in New Haven, Connecticut.
Speaker 3: Good Man, Yes he has. We'll go to bar pizza
Speaker 3: two in the morning. Pants are optional. It's called Nude Haven. Oh,
Speaker 3: thank you, thank you. All right, let's hurry up because
Speaker 3: Larry's got other things to do. Larry is still with us.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, okay, NFL deal.
Speaker 6: Alright, the NFL. It's Broncos Lions under forty eight. Bill's
Speaker 6: minus two against the Cowboys.
Speaker 5: They are interesting.
Speaker 1: I'm getting nervous that everybody loves the Bills. Now, I
Speaker 1: know Vegas really loves the Bills.
Speaker 3: I don't like him on the road, Danny cold Weather game,
Speaker 3: it's scaring the shit out.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll get to your picks in a moment, uh, Dylan.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 6: And then my Ravens minus three against the Jags on
Speaker 6: Sunday night, and those are all way too rational.
Speaker 5: So I have a little parlay sprinkling.
Speaker 6: Then anytime touchdown scores for Saturday's games, justin Jefferson, Mitch Trubisky,
Speaker 6: and Davonte Williams plus twenty three seventy two.
Speaker 1: Mitch Trewbisky throw up touchdowns, so he has to has
Speaker 1: to run for a touchdown or catch one.
Speaker 3: And what.
Speaker 1: Are the adnts?
Speaker 5: What do you get that pays out? Plus twenty three
Speaker 5: seventy two about twenty didn you.
Speaker 1: Just say you learned something from Sammy p last week
Speaker 1: to not do too many bets? I look too stupid.
Speaker 5: Something I didn't learn everything?
Speaker 3: Okay? Is that it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: Wait, no, I have a UFC that back in the
Speaker 6: swing of things. Leon Edwards and Colby Covington are fighting.
Speaker 6: I'm going Leon Edwards by knockout plus two seventy five.
Speaker 3: Book it, Shan Irving, Thank christ Danny college football okylight
Speaker 3: plus three against the Sooners. I got the.
Speaker 1: Ears laying Dylan Gabriel is not playing in that game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no shit, okay, I got the Ears laying five
Speaker 3: and a half against North Carolina. No, Drake may Corvallis
Speaker 3: plus six and a half against the Catholics.
Speaker 1: So no dj uy Angola la No, Sam Hartman correct.
Speaker 3: Notre Dame doesn't want to play this game. They don't
Speaker 3: want to play this game. Morvalis has a defense plus
Speaker 3: six and a half all day.
Speaker 1: But you know what these bull games, it's about the
Speaker 1: quarterbacks who weren't playing. They're either transferred poral or they're
Speaker 1: gonna wait and get ready for the combine.
Speaker 3: Brings up a great point. Texas Tech laying the three
Speaker 3: against Berkeley for some freaking reason, Taj Brooks is coming
Speaker 3: back and he's gonna play in this Bowl game. I
Speaker 3: don't know how the hell that's possible, but it is. Uh.
Speaker 3: And then Wyoming laying the three against h Toledo.
Speaker 1: And Brooks rush for over fourteen hundred.
Speaker 3: Yard He's a beast. He should be going in the NFL.
Speaker 3: I know what the fuck he's doing.
Speaker 1: You only got so many carries in your body? You
Speaker 1: do now to the NFL?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Chargers plus three?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Eastern stick.
Speaker 5: I like that.
Speaker 3: The fighting golfs laying the four against the Christian quarterback.
Speaker 1: He just had a Baby's wife just had their fourth
Speaker 1: another one another.
Speaker 3: One working my daughter? Yeah yeah, yeah, that's impressing. Uh.
Speaker 1: Are you done having kids?
Speaker 3: No? You're not? What is tell me? With this wife?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, she's done. I ain't. My second wife's really gonna
Speaker 3: want some kids. You know you're not a child support
Speaker 3: You're not done shooting the club? No, I'm gonna shoot
Speaker 3: the club up every day. Okay? Uh? Detroit we did that.
Speaker 3: And then I got the Saints laying and a half
Speaker 3: against the fighting Italian Tommy Tommy d V fighting cap,
Speaker 3: fighting moots all right. What else is that?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 3: That's it?
Speaker 1: Hawks and Eagles, Oh, exhausted? Anything else? Anybody else needs
Speaker 1: to say?
Speaker 3: Bad Larry?
Speaker 1: I'll start with you, since apparently you have so many
Speaker 1: great funny lines and I never listened to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I have nothing else to say that.
Speaker 3: That's funny, Larry.
Speaker 1: That's funny, Larry.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'll call you on my way to me if I
Speaker 4: can stop, and I will.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're killing us.
Speaker 4: Stop?
Speaker 1: Thank you there, cute? Anybody have anything else to say?
Speaker 3: Hell? No, Danny?
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Dylan.
Speaker 5: Nah, I'm good, coming.
Speaker 3: Back picture day. Ray, We're good.
Speaker 1: We're good, all right, Marvin.
Speaker 8: Me and Shay were talking about me eating watermelon. You
Speaker 8: want to get into that where we go here? We
Speaker 8: just want to end this.
Speaker 3: I just thought it was wild, that's all. Watermelon's good. Well,
Speaker 3: you're just eating watermelon in the middle of the show.
Speaker 3: It just kind of made me laugh a little bit.
Speaker 3: For no reason whatsoever. I would like some watermelon. You
Speaker 3: say that for bad Larry. You know, you know the
Speaker 3: funny thing is in Texas on Juneteenth, you can't find
Speaker 3: that son of a bitch in the store. It's gone,
Speaker 3: all gone.
Speaker 1: It's a fact, you know what I made. I made
Speaker 1: the mistake of asking if anybody had anything else to say.
Speaker 1: All right, I hope everybody has a great weekend, a
Speaker 1: profitable weekend, and uh we look forward to talking to
Speaker 1: you next Thursday. Damn Patrick takes it, takes it down.