WEBVTT - A Splash of Vas for that Ash (with Candice Thompson)

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<v Speaker 1>Olivia is asking did anyone use vassaline for school yard frights?

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<v Speaker 2>No, because I'm not that up. I didn't grow up

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<v Speaker 2>around a bunch of women.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you wanted to fight me, you were gonna

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<v Speaker 1>fight me, Ashley the way.

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<v Speaker 2>That plus you that dry ass face.

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<v Speaker 1>I do remember that being a stereotype of women greasing

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<v Speaker 1>their faces so that they wouldn't get cut. But no,

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<v Speaker 1>I I never personally did that.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be crazy up.

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<v Speaker 3>The earrings put on the vassline so exactly they couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>make contact.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, your hand would just slip off and keep sliding

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<v Speaker 1>until you fell in your face.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you take both your fists and you dip them

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<v Speaker 2>in tussy and it just.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Now the blood just slides up the knuckles. The government

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<v Speaker 2>babies in yours are racist. He owes me money stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>Bust it, baby, There it is, there it is. Ladies

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<v Speaker 1>and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep,

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<v Speaker 2>deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and.

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<v Speaker 1>We finally work to prove that Jermaine Dupree did in

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<v Speaker 1>fact give bow Wow human growth hormone so that that

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<v Speaker 1>nigga would stay little and cute for longer, thus making

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<v Speaker 1>him more profitable in a market share that needed it.

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<v Speaker 1>I am Langston Kerman, and I believe the fuck out

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<v Speaker 1>of that one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm David Borie, and I think they're spitting facts because

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<v Speaker 2>I don't trust your man anyways. Why do you have

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<v Speaker 2>so many children at us? Way too many kids and

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<v Speaker 2>many kids?

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<v Speaker 1>And I think he saw the mistake he made with

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<v Speaker 1>Criss Cross by letting them niggas grow into full humans too.

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<v Speaker 2>Fast, because none of us like that. We did not

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<v Speaker 2>like a grown up Criss Cross.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, man, it grossed me out so fast.

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<v Speaker 2>And I had that album and I didn't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they got so big, they got mustaches, and we

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<v Speaker 1>were like, get the the fuck out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>They're talking about fucking nobody wants that.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't take y'all ugly asses to the DMV

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<v Speaker 1>and get out of my face.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're the magany Mac. I don't like that's a

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<v Speaker 2>little bow. Wow looked like a girl his first five

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<v Speaker 2>years out. Remember gorgeous, gorgeous, beautiful eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>There's that video. I don't know if you remember this.

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<v Speaker 2>That of course I remember it, yeah, or that that.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like like, yeah, he's like, man, you're cute as hell.

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<v Speaker 2>You're cute.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a cute little and they're like, hey man.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a boy. No he says, he says, that's a nigger.

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<v Speaker 1>And for some reason he put that in the Kanye documentary.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was one of my favorite parts because yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I did just rewatch it.

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<v Speaker 1>Why he was like it was like, how do I

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<v Speaker 1>justify my uh my relationship with Kanye. I better show

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<v Speaker 1>them my best work, which is accusing little bow Wow

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<v Speaker 1>being a cute little girl.

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<v Speaker 2>He looked like a little girl there. Though he had

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful girls.

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<v Speaker 1>He did look like a cute little girl. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>not still feel uncomfortable with how Coody was responding to

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<v Speaker 1>a little girl being interviewed, but that's not my business,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>He definitely was like you're so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's like, hey man, I don't think you should

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<v Speaker 1>talk to a little girl like that either.

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<v Speaker 2>But all right, so where's bows?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh buddy, I think that's why we're here.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wondered where it turns with they just left

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<v Speaker 2>you a snoop when you were a little girl, or they.

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<v Speaker 1>Dropped him off at Snoop's house and they didn't look back. Yikes,

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<v Speaker 1>And then Snoop was like, I can't raise another baby, Jermaine,

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<v Speaker 1>what you're doing?

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<v Speaker 2>James Like, it's me don Chichi. Remember when he wanted

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<v Speaker 2>us to call him that. I do remember that.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't thought about it in a while, but I

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<v Speaker 1>do remember.

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<v Speaker 2>What a strange nickname. I'm not gonna call you don Chichi.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't respect you enough to change your name. Jermaine Duprie.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna Jermaine Dupree is a great name. Don

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<v Speaker 2>chi Chi's gross. No, it's not good.

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<v Speaker 1>Our guest today has never asked us to call her

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<v Speaker 1>don Chichi as far as I as far as I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe there's there's a don Chiche history

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<v Speaker 1>that we're unaware of. She's she's hilarious, she's wonderful person

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<v Speaker 1>that I was surprised had not done the podcast yet

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<v Speaker 1>because she's so funny and we love her so much.

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<v Speaker 1>You know her from so many things, most of which

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<v Speaker 1>we can't list because of an ongoing strike that makes

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<v Speaker 1>things inconvenient for.

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<v Speaker 2>All of us.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's she's hysterical and We're so happy she's here.

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<v Speaker 1>Give it up for Candice Thompson.

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<v Speaker 3>We need a button, need an award because that was

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<v Speaker 3>the hardest intro to sit through without chiming in.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, No, if you've got thoughts, you got

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<v Speaker 1>to throw them in now.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, at the moment, hasn't I feel like the.

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<v Speaker 2>Moment this podcast club.

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<v Speaker 1>Please understand, we have entire episodes dedicated to bow Wow

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<v Speaker 1>and bow Wow alone.

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<v Speaker 2>So we love yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Him still to this day.

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<v Speaker 2>We love him right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of us more than others, but but absolutely the

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<v Speaker 1>dedication remains on both ends.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, when you're talking about Jermaine Dupree giving him,

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<v Speaker 3>was it human growth hormone?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the HG H? Is that what she said?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not a learned man, so I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what chemicals he was putting in his body, but

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<v Speaker 1>I know he gave him something to keep that nigga

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<v Speaker 1>small because.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like hurt people. Hurt people because Jermaine dupre

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<v Speaker 4>is also this tall.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a cute girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, maybe it was past that it was done

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<v Speaker 3>to him right, and then now he's paying it forward.

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<v Speaker 2>Because didn't he grow up like on tour with uh

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<v Speaker 2>did he was?

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<v Speaker 5>He?

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<v Speaker 2>He on tour like LSG? He was like a dancer

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<v Speaker 2>when he was a little boy. Yeah something maybe not LSG.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a weird one that I was like to say,

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<v Speaker 2>what does he dancing to? Would be a weird That

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<v Speaker 2>would be a weird group to have a little boy dancer.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, that was a LeVert Sweat, Gil Gil Sweat and Gila.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the Avengers of R and B Me's.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if anybody they did come together like both

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<v Speaker 3>tronk they absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>If you mean Avengers, you mean the ones that nobody

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<v Speaker 1>gives a fuck about.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, don't do that to my man, Keith Sweat, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a real black widow teams up with fren

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<v Speaker 1>Man don Sheetle's character teams up with with Hawkeye.

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<v Speaker 2>As far as sometimes you take the bit too far,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Look.

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<v Speaker 3>I just saw a flyer with Keith Sweat's name on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Him and Tank.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah yeah, what is the today Pleasure Principal and Twisted

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah they together love sex pain was that Tank song?

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<v Speaker 3>All I know is the flyer was on an on

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<v Speaker 3>a pole like a light post, just like how you

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<v Speaker 3>say those we buy houses in La.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the same shit. I don't so it's a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>They just it just had that poster and it said

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<v Speaker 1>we buy panties.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't have social media.

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<v Speaker 1>I did see. I saw a flyer the other day,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think this is now just a common way

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<v Speaker 1>for these guys to keep making money.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Twelve plus R and B legends all on a single

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<v Speaker 1>tour together, and it felt like yeah, it was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Mandel did post it. It was like Drew Hill and

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<v Speaker 1>fucking Shy and all kinds of groups that that. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how y'all are actually getting paid off

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<v Speaker 1>of this, because this is too many, too many people,

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<v Speaker 1>too many people.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to see Drew Hill, though, I'd love

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<v Speaker 2>to see all of them five steps.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I would, but it's you know, it's not the

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<v Speaker 3>original members anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is the fat one still? Then? If you say

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<v Speaker 2>he's dead to me, if you.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I'm starting to get stressed.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody to look it up real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the fat dude from Drew.

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<v Speaker 2>His name was wood I don't know that wouldn't That

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't Woody, That was it Wascchio. It was like he

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<v Speaker 2>was like the sexy vaguely Asian one. Cisco. Yeah, Okayio

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<v Speaker 2>Woody was kind of like the guy Jazz it was Jazz.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, yeah. I think that Drew Hill members are

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<v Speaker 1>probably back together. That would be my I I would

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<v Speaker 1>assume Larry Jazz Anthony is his name, and I think, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I think Drew Hill probably has has not enough going

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<v Speaker 1>on that they all agree to to link back up.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be my guess. Even Cisco, Yes, Cisco, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can see him com that reconvening, and we do

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<v Speaker 1>owe a lot to Cisco that I don't think he

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<v Speaker 1>often gets credited for.

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<v Speaker 2>I think a lot of this. Well sure, yeah, they

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<v Speaker 2>pioneered that matrix technology. Everybody forgets about that where you

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<v Speaker 2>jump up in the Camera Spins video before the matrix

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<v Speaker 2>came out.

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<v Speaker 1>He ran on top of a sea of women in

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<v Speaker 1>in the the Thong song video, and he wore his

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<v Speaker 1>belly out in a way that is very trendy. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>he was just a trendsetter culturally that I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>we're ever gonna admit this. His clothes, we're exciting, dog leather,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing but leather, come on, different animal skins.

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<v Speaker 4>He was taking risks, he.

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<v Speaker 2>Was taking risks. He was taking risks.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a daring motherfucker and and he he, I

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<v Speaker 1>think also pioneered a lot of like the R and

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<v Speaker 1>B hip hop collaboration say later, Yeah, no, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>although you did do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I had a hat with an Asian I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what it said, but I had one.

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<v Speaker 1>Because of them, there was a period where vaguely Asian

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<v Speaker 1>shit had a deep choke hold in the hip hop community,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think Cisco Is owed a lot of credit

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<v Speaker 1>for that. Come on, Lake, Sid, I know you had

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<v Speaker 1>one of those button downs, you know what? I know

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<v Speaker 1>you had one of those button downs. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I had was I had one of those. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if this was big only in Chicago or if

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<v Speaker 1>this was everywhere, but there were like those like Chinese

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<v Speaker 1>hats that like would swoop down, wait like.

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<v Speaker 2>Raid yeah that raiding yo, you're wild God.

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<v Speaker 1>Raiden hats were real big in the hood, uh during

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<v Speaker 1>the Cisco era. And I got my mom to get

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<v Speaker 1>me one from the beauty supply and I never really

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<v Speaker 1>had the confidence to wear it that often, but.

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<v Speaker 2>But when I did, Boy did I feel empowered. Man

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<v Speaker 2>having a crazy hat. That's the toughest thing to go

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<v Speaker 2>out in.

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<v Speaker 1>You think it's gonna work every time, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>put it on and you're like, man, I can't I

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<v Speaker 1>can't wait the bus stop with this.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I had a bucket hat because I thought

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<v Speaker 2>saw Eric Sermon or Keith mary Ward one in the

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<v Speaker 2>Dusk Squad video. Nobody was like, hey, if you're a

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<v Speaker 2>fat kid in a bucket hat, people will make fun

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<v Speaker 2>of you because you look nuts. There's not enough hat there.

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<v Speaker 1>But what I what I was saying is I think

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<v Speaker 1>Cisco was an early pioneer in in R and B

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<v Speaker 1>singers being the features on hip hop songs. Like before

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<v Speaker 1>Cisco rappers weren't like linking up with singing niggas that much.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think that that he led the way in

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of ways on that that collaboration there was, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>brought them together. Yeah, there were a few of them

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<v Speaker 1>where where it was like, oh, okay, we could just

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<v Speaker 1>have a singing singing as dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Do this part. Yeah. I like that about it, the.

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<v Speaker 4>Best of both worlds. Remember that with jay Z and

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<v Speaker 4>R Kelly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that Forbidden album and they did it twice.

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<v Speaker 1>I think jay Z would love for us to forget

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<v Speaker 1>that they made two albums together.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember that jay it is.

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<v Speaker 2>A dream team combo though doing an unbelievable combination.

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<v Speaker 1>That title was accurate.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, he was.

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<v Speaker 1>Two pedophiles linking up doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Their man We're gonna get canceled?

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<v Speaker 4>Wait what j is jay Z dabbling in children?

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's an argument to be made that if

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<v Speaker 1>you believe Beyonce is the age that she is, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was an inappropriate relationship from the start, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Also because it piggybacked off of the Aliah thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, also that, But I will say I think if

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<v Speaker 1>you if you stick with it for as long as

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<v Speaker 1>he has.

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<v Speaker 2>It wipes the slight clean.

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<v Speaker 1>Candice, I'm sorry that your career is going to take

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<v Speaker 1>a hit the way that it is by joining up

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<v Speaker 1>with us this afternoon, but we are very excited you're here.

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<v Speaker 1>You came with a conspiracy theory that.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess bory.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know where this falls in terms of things

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<v Speaker 1>that you've heard or haven't heard. I don't know that

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever heard it as a conspiracy theory, but I

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<v Speaker 1>certainly have heard it throughout my life.

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<v Speaker 2>You said, my mama told me using bassling or scan

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<v Speaker 2>is better than lotia, which is correct. I think insane

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<v Speaker 2>and I was vassline kid. That's don't do that to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, I have a very good skincare regimen now.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I was leaving the house shiny as fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Okay, I know. That's what I'm saying. You look

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<v Speaker 3>like a vasoline kid. You look like every kid that

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<v Speaker 3>I knew and Gret. Look, we had tubs of vasiline

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<v Speaker 3>in my house too. Okay, this is not a vasaline

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<v Speaker 3>shame podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>And it is only sold in a tub.

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<v Speaker 1>Like giant tubs. Yeah it's different.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no one's ever bought it though, nobody ever remembers

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<v Speaker 2>by No, it just is it just there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So Candace, tell us everything you know, tell us

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<v Speaker 1>tell us what you have.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I don't. I don't know much. All I know

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<v Speaker 3>is that black people love moisturization. That's where you know

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<v Speaker 3>the phrase black don't crack. I think, yes, a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of it is genetics, but I think even more so

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<v Speaker 3>is the moisturization regimen that black moms teach their kids. Sure,

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<v Speaker 3>the layering of the oils is always uh you know important.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, multiple coconut oil, you said, I said, multiple oils,

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<v Speaker 3>multiple some solids, some bombs.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, absolutely so.

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<v Speaker 3>Vacilline to me, we were in my layering household was

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<v Speaker 3>more of a ceilant. We would put on lotions first

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<v Speaker 3>and then the vacoline would come to seal it in moisture. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>also fun if you're swimming, because then if you go

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<v Speaker 3>swimming and then the know the layer of vacline, the

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<v Speaker 3>water would just beat up on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a protectant against the chlorine in the pool.

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<v Speaker 2>It's much like that outer layer around the earth of

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<v Speaker 2>ice that people talk about. What's that the asthenosphere or something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm talking about. I'm familiar. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be brave enough to use the word that you used,

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<v Speaker 2>but I started going and I just had to. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't feel confident at all.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not confident you said the right thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was probably.

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<v Speaker 3>Spear.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sounds Greek. I think it's absolute.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on. It is a thing. It is the upper

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<v Speaker 2>layer of the Earth's mantle, below the liptosphere, in which

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<v Speaker 2>there is relatively low resistance to plastic flow, and convention

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<v Speaker 2>is thought to occur.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's not look any deeper than that. You heard it.

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<v Speaker 1>You heard it here first, folks, my boy knows some words.

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<v Speaker 2>But at the end of the day, yes, you I

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<v Speaker 2>know what you mean about putting on lotion and then

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<v Speaker 2>trapping the lotion with a sheet of vessel.

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<v Speaker 4>Correct.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is this is what they, your parents, your

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<v Speaker 1>family are encouraging you to do. Frankly, I as enforcing

0:17:53.480 --> 0:17:57.040
<v Speaker 1>you to do, as many of our families have. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it something you have maintained in your adult life? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you continue to vasilene as an adult?

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<v Speaker 3>Now Here's the thing is, there's been a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>vasoline hate over the years.

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<v Speaker 1>You can hear. There was Shane.

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<v Speaker 3>When David started, he was like, don't you call me

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<v Speaker 3>a vasaline kid?

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<v Speaker 1>Like you right there?

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<v Speaker 2>Because you were walking around crazy shiny. I did look nuts. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like it looked like I was like a fucking fried

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<v Speaker 2>cook or something like. It was there's like a sheen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you said that, and he immediately put his dukes

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<v Speaker 1>up old style.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, how dare you?

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<v Speaker 3>I had a friend who knew a kid who went

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<v Speaker 3>to school with him when he was an elementary school

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<v Speaker 3>who would ride a bike to school and because of

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<v Speaker 3>the layer of vasoline that was over his face when

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<v Speaker 3>he got to school, there was nats and like fly

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Poor guy, Oh poor face. I hope that's what you

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<v Speaker 2>called him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, he didn't do to.

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<v Speaker 3>He went to one of my close friends back in

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<v Speaker 3>when I was growing up. He went to his school,

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<v Speaker 3>so I didn't know the kid, but I my friend

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<v Speaker 3>is mean, so yes, he probably did call him.

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<v Speaker 2>But I gotta get on your as. He can't show

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<v Speaker 2>up covered in bugs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you got bugged on your skin. We gotta

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got this. I got vacilline on my face.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a deflect from I'm calling it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be like, excuse me, miss uh, mister Johnson.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't do math today. This nigga got bugged on him.

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<v Speaker 1>He got on his forehead. No, no, no, I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>X was why he does equal seven.

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<v Speaker 2>But this nigga got bugs. Wait, Legston, were you a

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<v Speaker 2>vascoline guy? I definitely dabbled.

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<v Speaker 1>I got acne super early, and uh, I think at

0:19:43.640 --> 0:19:49.080
<v Speaker 1>that point vasilene felt dangerous. You can't you can't mix

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<v Speaker 1>and match vassalline with a severe acne. So I stopped

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<v Speaker 1>being a vasoline kid pretty early as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you feel like your acne humbled you.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't make me prouder, It didn't make me stronger

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<v Speaker 1>by any means. It definitely kept me in a real,

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<v Speaker 1>a real sweet pocket of knowing who the fuck I

0:20:10.280 --> 0:20:14.840
<v Speaker 1>needed to be at all times. I knew who I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't talk back to, and I knew I knew not

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<v Speaker 1>to raise my voice at inopportune times, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Oh man, I don't think I could have handled

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<v Speaker 2>it like bad actne. I think that would have fucked me.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't have you didn't have acne.

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<v Speaker 2>No, my skin's always been very clear.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe it's that basoline, is what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe, I mean I think that, like I recall, like

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<v Speaker 2>at the worst, maybe at like sixteen seventeen, like during

0:20:45.480 --> 0:20:48.760
<v Speaker 2>football season, where the helmet would rub against my forehead,

0:20:49.280 --> 0:20:51.720
<v Speaker 2>I would get like pimples there a little bit. But

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<v Speaker 2>that's about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Good for you, man, Yeah, lucky, lucky, Yeah, very lucky.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to take accutane like three years ago, just

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<v Speaker 1>fix the hell that I had long lived through. I

0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:06.080
<v Speaker 1>was in, I was in final stages.

0:21:05.840 --> 0:21:09.159
<v Speaker 2>Of of survival. But you don't have like scars.

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<v Speaker 1>No accutane truly is a medical miracle. It just also

0:21:15.080 --> 0:21:17.600
<v Speaker 1>has like the most risks that.

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<v Speaker 3>Will Luckily you're not a person who can bear children

0:21:21.600 --> 0:21:26.920
<v Speaker 3>because women and reproduction is yeah, and that's.

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<v Speaker 1>The bigger thing is that it's actually more of a

0:21:30.080 --> 0:21:32.960
<v Speaker 1>risk for women because the medical community doesn't give a

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<v Speaker 1>fuck about y'all. But for men the risks are pretty minimal.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And Olivia saying we should get accutained a sponsor, my

0:21:43.680 --> 0:21:47.200
<v Speaker 1>mama told me, and I'll do it for free. They

0:21:47.240 --> 0:21:50.000
<v Speaker 1>saved my life. I was gonna be a bumpy whore

0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:52.800
<v Speaker 1>for the for the ever and always, and Accutain came

0:21:52.880 --> 0:21:55.760
<v Speaker 1>in and made me different. And I'll never not say

0:21:55.840 --> 0:21:56.920
<v Speaker 1>nice things about them.

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<v Speaker 3>And clearly your sperm still works and your sperm be beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually don't know if that's true. I got my

0:22:02.800 --> 0:22:11.320
<v Speaker 1>wife pregnant before I started accutaining and she ain't knocked up,

0:22:11.480 --> 0:22:15.400
<v Speaker 1>so it could have ruined everything. And thank you, Accutane,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for all you do.

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<v Speaker 2>What a twist this episode took.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this wasn't what we we set out to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about by any means. So Candice, I I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that we got to your true answer inside of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you remain Do you remain a gasoline girl to

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<v Speaker 1>this day?

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<v Speaker 3>That was So That's what I was getting to is

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<v Speaker 3>the there's a lot of information about basiline or petro

0:22:41.560 --> 0:22:48.200
<v Speaker 3>petro latum is a petroleum jelly, right, it's from petrolatum.

0:22:48.560 --> 0:22:51.560
<v Speaker 1>Is where where that it derives from?

0:22:51.920 --> 0:22:56.440
<v Speaker 3>And there's a lot of information about petrolatum out there,

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<v Speaker 3>and I don't know which to believe. There's information that

0:22:59.560 --> 0:23:02.920
<v Speaker 3>says that it's good, great for your skin, and then

0:23:02.920 --> 0:23:05.719
<v Speaker 3>there's information that argues against that, saying there's a lot

0:23:05.720 --> 0:23:09.199
<v Speaker 3>of chemicals in the processing of it and so they

0:23:09.240 --> 0:23:11.240
<v Speaker 3>can be it can be carcinogenic and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>So because of that, I have not used vaciline because

0:23:16.920 --> 0:23:17.080
<v Speaker 3>of that.

0:23:17.119 --> 0:23:21.160
<v Speaker 4>But my sister, on the other hand, she loves it, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>On her face.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there is an actual term slugging in the Wait,

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<v Speaker 3>what do you say?

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say vasline face, but I think your

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<v Speaker 2>bug frace.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's gonna say greasy lip, moon creaky.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Why you gotta bring the moon cricket because it

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<v Speaker 3>is my favorite racial epithet, by the way, it's one

0:23:50.320 --> 0:23:53.960
<v Speaker 3>I mean, unfortunately, my favorite ones aren't for us.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Listen, in the in the late seventeen hundreds, white

0:24:00.440 --> 0:24:05.600
<v Speaker 1>people were fucking funny. They were pretty funny, hilarious. Now

0:24:05.720 --> 0:24:08.239
<v Speaker 1>they're exhausting and like, a lot of this is just

0:24:08.320 --> 0:24:10.600
<v Speaker 1>recycling a bunch of things that were meant to hurt

0:24:10.640 --> 0:24:13.600
<v Speaker 1>us when we were different people. But when they were

0:24:13.640 --> 0:24:17.600
<v Speaker 1>just looking at us as captives and like making up

0:24:17.640 --> 0:24:20.400
<v Speaker 1>phrases them niggas, they went crazy.

0:24:20.440 --> 0:24:23.040
<v Speaker 2>They went funny.

0:24:22.160 --> 0:24:25.800
<v Speaker 1>The boon creaky. You looked at a bunch of a

0:24:25.800 --> 0:24:27.480
<v Speaker 1>bunch of black people singing.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like fucking moon creepy.

0:24:29.080 --> 0:24:32.680
<v Speaker 1>I would have cracked up if I weren't in chained.

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<v Speaker 2>Porch monkey. Come on, man, that's funny one. There's some good.

0:24:43.560 --> 0:24:44.120
<v Speaker 1>Ones in there.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been also a fan of spooky.

0:24:47.720 --> 0:24:49.880
<v Speaker 2>Like that one. I like that when the Spooker sat

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<v Speaker 2>up beside the door. You read that book, it was

0:24:52.960 --> 0:24:56.280
<v Speaker 2>so funny. Oh, it's kind of that's a great book.

0:24:56.440 --> 0:24:58.400
<v Speaker 3>You're gonna have to put a disclaimer on this episode.

0:24:58.480 --> 0:24:59.399
<v Speaker 3>Candice is black.

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<v Speaker 2>They know what they know where we're coming from. This

0:25:03.880 --> 0:25:05.639
<v Speaker 2>is not the first time we've discussed slurs.

0:25:06.000 --> 0:25:09.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we we we take a hard position on slurs.

0:25:09.280 --> 0:25:11.479
<v Speaker 2>Are funny in this podcast, I said one they had

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<v Speaker 2>to cut it out. It was a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it wasn't one that we're allowed to say.

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<v Speaker 3>Now wait, there's all the other ones are fine, but

0:25:21.960 --> 0:25:23.160
<v Speaker 3>there's one particular one.

0:25:23.280 --> 0:25:24.240
<v Speaker 1>Now you've gone too far.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it wasn't for us. It was a different. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a different We are not a part of a

0:25:29.040 --> 0:25:31.800
<v Speaker 2>white but it was a white group.

0:25:31.880 --> 0:25:35.879
<v Speaker 1>But but still not not the not the whites in charge.

0:25:35.920 --> 0:25:37.399
<v Speaker 1>So we gotta be chill, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't a great look for your kid, for the

0:25:39.320 --> 0:25:43.920
<v Speaker 2>boy anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So Candice, it sounds like you are no longer uh

0:25:47.880 --> 0:25:52.159
<v Speaker 1>a hardcore vasilene advocate, but you are not on the

0:25:52.280 --> 0:25:57.040
<v Speaker 1>side the opposition of vassilene either. Do you think that

0:25:57.240 --> 0:26:02.160
<v Speaker 1>your your family besides your are your parents still greasing

0:26:02.240 --> 0:26:04.639
<v Speaker 1>up that way? Or was that strictly for the kids?

0:26:04.880 --> 0:26:06.040
<v Speaker 1>I prefer the term lubing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what's it supposed to be for? No.

0:26:10.040 --> 0:26:11.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't think you're supposed to use it for lube.

0:26:11.800 --> 0:26:14.120
<v Speaker 1>In fact, I think they tell you not to do that.

0:26:15.359 --> 0:26:16.840
<v Speaker 1>You don't even know how to use it properly.

0:26:17.680 --> 0:26:19.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't use it. I don't keep it in my own.

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<v Speaker 3>See.

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<v Speaker 4>Look he's still got the shame.

0:26:20.960 --> 0:26:22.159
<v Speaker 2>Look at him. Keep it.

0:26:23.320 --> 0:26:24.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't have any best lead in my house.

0:26:25.840 --> 0:26:29.080
<v Speaker 2>It was a family.

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<v Speaker 1>That's disgusting. So are you Are your parents still very

0:26:39.280 --> 0:26:42.239
<v Speaker 1>much uh lubing that way or now?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know our parents are in that generation. It's

0:26:44.880 --> 0:26:46.800
<v Speaker 3>like if the stuff was working back then. No matter

0:26:46.800 --> 0:26:49.880
<v Speaker 3>how many reports have come out today saying you shouldn't

0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:52.480
<v Speaker 3>use these chemicals, my mom still uses.

0:26:52.320 --> 0:26:53.400
<v Speaker 1>Bleach every day.

0:26:53.720 --> 0:26:55.840
<v Speaker 3>She's still cleaning the house with light sool or you

0:26:55.960 --> 0:26:59.639
<v Speaker 3>spraying lightsol and glade pluggings and all the and I'm like,

0:27:00.080 --> 0:27:02.560
<v Speaker 3>this stuff has been proven to best with our hormones.

0:27:03.280 --> 0:27:06.120
<v Speaker 3>She don't care.

0:27:07.359 --> 0:27:14.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, damn. I also still plug in the glade and

0:27:14.320 --> 0:27:18.280
<v Speaker 1>all that. I just I'd rather be sick than stinky.

0:27:18.320 --> 0:27:24.520
<v Speaker 1>I guess is with the oil very good essential oil.

0:27:25.240 --> 0:27:28.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what type of oil. Yeah, I don't.

0:27:28.240 --> 0:27:30.280
<v Speaker 1>Those are non essential working oils.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, my mom, you know she is Vasseline Rider died.

0:27:38.200 --> 0:27:42.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she'll probably have it holding some in her in

0:27:43.000 --> 0:27:43.520
<v Speaker 3>her coffee.

0:27:44.320 --> 0:27:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, yeah, bury me, bury me greasy.

0:27:50.080 --> 0:27:54.000
<v Speaker 2>I want to die like I lived, shining.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we're gonna take a break We'll be back

0:27:58.000 --> 0:27:59.960
<v Speaker 1>with more candide stops and the more my Mama to.

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<v Speaker 2>Me, Welcome back. We got Candice Thompson. We're talking about

0:28:13.440 --> 0:28:15.880
<v Speaker 2>whether or not it's okay to put vaciline on your

0:28:15.880 --> 0:28:18.240
<v Speaker 2>face and if you got bugs in that ship.

0:28:22.800 --> 0:28:25.119
<v Speaker 3>They actually, you know how they have vasoline and they

0:28:25.160 --> 0:28:26.600
<v Speaker 3>have different like flavors.

0:28:26.640 --> 0:28:28.800
<v Speaker 4>They have like one that's like cocoa butter. Right, have

0:28:28.880 --> 0:28:29.320
<v Speaker 4>you seen that?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I have not seen that brand.

0:28:33.280 --> 0:28:39.320
<v Speaker 3>No vassiline. Vacine is doing by like a cocoa butter

0:28:39.600 --> 0:28:40.040
<v Speaker 3>in thing.

0:28:40.520 --> 0:28:45.160
<v Speaker 2>This is heard about this.

0:28:45.160 --> 0:28:46.920
<v Speaker 1>This feels like they don't even put it in the

0:28:46.920 --> 0:28:47.920
<v Speaker 1>ethnic care aisle.

0:28:48.120 --> 0:28:50.200
<v Speaker 2>This is like, uh, this is.

0:28:50.920 --> 0:28:51.800
<v Speaker 1>It's so black.

0:28:51.840 --> 0:28:53.680
<v Speaker 4>It's next to it's just next to the Cheetos.

0:28:55.600 --> 0:28:57.520
<v Speaker 1>This feels like they put it next to like the

0:28:57.680 --> 0:28:59.840
<v Speaker 1>cools up behind the counter.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just right next to the forties.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just pall mall cigarettes and cherry flavored vassoline and yeah,

0:29:10.720 --> 0:29:13.000
<v Speaker 1>I guess I'll take some cherry please.

0:29:13.440 --> 0:29:15.440
<v Speaker 2>It sounds so bad. Fuck.

0:29:16.040 --> 0:29:17.920
<v Speaker 3>It's a combo pack, you know, like if you buy

0:29:17.960 --> 0:29:20.560
<v Speaker 3>one then has one tape to the side.

0:29:21.520 --> 0:29:24.880
<v Speaker 4>It comes with Why does this Hennessy come with with?

0:29:25.000 --> 0:29:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Coco butter. You're gonna find out drink old bottle. You

0:29:28.920 --> 0:29:30.360
<v Speaker 1>know you don't want that grease?

0:29:34.160 --> 0:29:37.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I don't love that. Oh that's nasty.

0:29:37.800 --> 0:29:39.760
<v Speaker 1>What is nasty?

0:29:39.880 --> 0:29:44.360
<v Speaker 2>No? Not? And for any Hennessy combo pack always I

0:29:44.440 --> 0:29:47.960
<v Speaker 2>meant more the flavor, the cocoa butter flavored vascline.

0:29:48.120 --> 0:29:50.760
<v Speaker 1>No, it's not. You don't eat it, Okay, I was.

0:29:50.720 --> 0:29:52.440
<v Speaker 2>Gonna eat it. I was gonna eat it.

0:29:53.040 --> 0:29:57.400
<v Speaker 1>I was, And I don't like that.

0:29:57.400 --> 0:29:58.760
<v Speaker 2>That's why I said cherry.

0:29:59.120 --> 0:30:11.120
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I was like, which one would I like blue lemonade?

0:30:10.320 --> 0:30:13.640
<v Speaker 2>So I gotta go back. I gotta look. I haven't

0:30:13.680 --> 0:30:17.280
<v Speaker 2>seen Vassilena a long time. I guess that feels crazy.

0:30:16.880 --> 0:30:19.120
<v Speaker 3>Though it's not. How is it crazy? We were just

0:30:19.160 --> 0:30:22.160
<v Speaker 3>talking about the best of both worlds, right, well.

0:30:22.000 --> 0:30:23.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that album that didn't come out.

0:30:25.240 --> 0:30:30.040
<v Speaker 4>Correct, Now he got because the time correct.

0:30:30.120 --> 0:30:33.240
<v Speaker 1>First of all, both albums came out, one did much

0:30:33.280 --> 0:30:35.600
<v Speaker 1>better than the other, and they toured together.

0:30:36.040 --> 0:30:37.160
<v Speaker 2>People forget this.

0:30:37.280 --> 0:30:42.360
<v Speaker 1>They toured together, didn't come out and the tour was cut.

0:30:42.480 --> 0:30:46.000
<v Speaker 1>The second tour was cut short because R Kelly kept

0:30:46.040 --> 0:30:49.040
<v Speaker 1>acting the fuck up every time he went on stage,

0:30:49.120 --> 0:30:52.480
<v Speaker 1>so much so that on the final performance of the tour.

0:30:52.760 --> 0:30:55.680
<v Speaker 1>And this is only like four dates in a jay

0:30:55.760 --> 0:30:59.400
<v Speaker 1>Z sent his bodyguards out on stage to pepper spray

0:30:59.520 --> 0:31:03.360
<v Speaker 1>R Kelly and in the show early, I swear to

0:31:03.440 --> 0:31:04.480
<v Speaker 1>God this is true.

0:31:05.080 --> 0:31:06.080
<v Speaker 2>What was he doing?

0:31:07.000 --> 0:31:10.280
<v Speaker 1>He kept claiming that people had guns in the audience

0:31:10.320 --> 0:31:13.160
<v Speaker 1>and he was like getting in arguments with audience members

0:31:13.160 --> 0:31:16.960
<v Speaker 1>and shit, and like it was being like crazy and disruptive,

0:31:17.280 --> 0:31:20.640
<v Speaker 1>and criminal charges were coming down the pipeline and jay

0:31:20.720 --> 0:31:23.600
<v Speaker 1>Z was like, fuck it, pepper spray that nigga, and we're.

0:31:23.480 --> 0:31:24.560
<v Speaker 2>Leaving and did so.

0:31:24.960 --> 0:31:26.000
<v Speaker 1>And that was the last show.

0:31:26.400 --> 0:31:28.560
<v Speaker 2>That was the last show they did together. Yes, I

0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:30.480
<v Speaker 2>mean it's kind of late now, but maybe somebody needs

0:31:30.520 --> 0:31:32.400
<v Speaker 2>to check on R. Kelly's mental health.

0:31:35.080 --> 0:31:35.520
<v Speaker 1>Decades.

0:31:36.040 --> 0:31:45.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a little too late. Oh it's a bad one.

0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:48.080
<v Speaker 2>We're saying all the bad stuff today. Yeah, it's not

0:31:48.120 --> 0:31:51.680
<v Speaker 2>a good one. Yeah, you really got us going. I'm

0:31:51.680 --> 0:31:52.360
<v Speaker 2>okay with it.

0:31:52.600 --> 0:31:57.120
<v Speaker 1>I will say that that to this vaciline cocoa butter

0:31:57.240 --> 0:32:00.440
<v Speaker 1>combination that you're referring to, one of the things that

0:32:00.520 --> 0:32:03.520
<v Speaker 1>I found because I was looking up is vacinline good

0:32:03.560 --> 0:32:06.720
<v Speaker 1>for you? Is vacinling bad for you? And to your point,

0:32:06.920 --> 0:32:09.120
<v Speaker 1>a lot of the reviews are mixed. There's a fair

0:32:09.160 --> 0:32:13.200
<v Speaker 1>amount of evidence that if it is treated correctly and

0:32:13.720 --> 0:32:16.640
<v Speaker 1>properly sort of like filtered, I guess is maybe the

0:32:16.640 --> 0:32:21.840
<v Speaker 1>best word, it is perfectly healthy and causes no toxins

0:32:22.120 --> 0:32:24.800
<v Speaker 1>in your body or won't you know, make you sick,

0:32:24.840 --> 0:32:28.640
<v Speaker 1>anything like that. But if it isn't, and they point

0:32:28.680 --> 0:32:30.480
<v Speaker 1>to the fact that there are a lot of knockoff

0:32:30.560 --> 0:32:34.400
<v Speaker 1>brands that they can't actually prove are doing the right

0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:37.640
<v Speaker 1>sort of like filtering and shit, that it very much

0:32:37.800 --> 0:32:42.080
<v Speaker 1>is just made of crude oil, leftover crude oil, and

0:32:42.200 --> 0:32:45.520
<v Speaker 1>is definitely going to have a lot of toxins inside

0:32:45.520 --> 0:32:45.800
<v Speaker 1>of it.

0:32:45.880 --> 0:32:48.280
<v Speaker 2>Right, That's what I worry about, is it's made from

0:32:48.320 --> 0:32:49.320
<v Speaker 2>dinosaur bone.

0:32:49.600 --> 0:32:53.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just us digging up dinosaurs and rubbing pterodactyl

0:32:53.200 --> 0:32:56.440
<v Speaker 1>on our lips and shit, hey man, it's just minerals.

0:32:56.880 --> 0:33:01.000
<v Speaker 2>It makes me feel decadent and rich in that way. Yeah, right,

0:33:01.840 --> 0:33:04.320
<v Speaker 2>I like using animal to make me beautiful.

0:33:04.560 --> 0:33:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nigga, nigga, I'm covered in stegosaurus right now.

0:33:07.960 --> 0:33:13.080
<v Speaker 2>You gotta feel gorgeous. They're spreading Sloane on eight monkeys.

0:33:18.760 --> 0:33:26.400
<v Speaker 1>Each one more handsome than the last eight gorgeous monkeys,

0:33:26.480 --> 0:33:28.480
<v Speaker 1>beautiful beautiful monkeys.

0:33:29.240 --> 0:33:30.480
<v Speaker 4>What is the what?

0:33:30.240 --> 0:33:30.280
<v Speaker 2>What?

0:33:30.480 --> 0:33:34.400
<v Speaker 3>What is the knockoff? We're talking about knockoff vasoline? So

0:33:34.440 --> 0:33:38.640
<v Speaker 3>we got vasoline, well, you know they got Robotuestin and tuessin, right,

0:33:39.400 --> 0:33:41.240
<v Speaker 3>what would vasoline knockoff?

0:33:41.360 --> 0:33:49.840
<v Speaker 1>Just sleem slean.

0:33:49.000 --> 0:33:49.960
<v Speaker 4>An apostrophe.

0:33:50.960 --> 0:33:52.760
<v Speaker 1>You know what scares me is that they're gonna call

0:33:52.800 --> 0:33:56.240
<v Speaker 1>it vassa and then it's just niggas running rubbing vasa

0:33:56.320 --> 0:33:59.680
<v Speaker 1>on their skins. You got that vasa and it's like,

0:33:59.760 --> 0:34:02.160
<v Speaker 1>that's too close to massa. I don't like none of this.

0:34:02.160 --> 0:34:03.160
<v Speaker 1>This all feels wrong.

0:34:03.560 --> 0:34:06.160
<v Speaker 2>I also feel like, if you're gonna buy it, don't

0:34:06.160 --> 0:34:09.440
<v Speaker 2>go knockoff, you know, spend the money on basolene.

0:34:09.480 --> 0:34:12.319
<v Speaker 3>It's also already cheap, like vasoline is one of those

0:34:12.360 --> 0:34:17.239
<v Speaker 3>things because it's so readily available, like it's never it's never,

0:34:17.360 --> 0:34:19.520
<v Speaker 3>there's never gonna be like such a demand for it

0:34:19.560 --> 0:34:22.600
<v Speaker 3>in a low like abundance of it. It is everywhere,

0:34:22.640 --> 0:34:24.839
<v Speaker 3>and so I feel like a big you can get

0:34:24.840 --> 0:34:26.719
<v Speaker 3>a big tub of it, but probably like like a

0:34:26.800 --> 0:34:28.720
<v Speaker 3>giant tub, like five dollars.

0:34:28.560 --> 0:34:32.040
<v Speaker 2>When they gets the same price as tussy as what,

0:34:33.160 --> 0:34:38.960
<v Speaker 2>you know, what the fuck is tussy? That that tub

0:34:39.000 --> 0:34:44.200
<v Speaker 2>deodorant tussy? You know? Oh, how do you call it?

0:34:44.320 --> 0:34:45.280
<v Speaker 1>You call it tussy?

0:34:45.840 --> 0:34:49.799
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, excuse me, excuse me. You just so used

0:34:49.840 --> 0:34:51.400
<v Speaker 3>to saying the people.

0:34:51.400 --> 0:34:53.720
<v Speaker 2>I think that I saw a word and I said

0:34:53.760 --> 0:34:55.920
<v Speaker 2>what I thought it? It is tussy?

0:34:56.320 --> 0:34:58.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, tuossy doesn't even sound right.

0:34:58.640 --> 0:35:03.719
<v Speaker 1>That sounds wrong. It's too close to pussy. What is

0:35:03.760 --> 0:35:04.239
<v Speaker 1>wrong with you?

0:35:04.520 --> 0:35:05.560
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was the joke.

0:35:06.400 --> 0:35:09.600
<v Speaker 1>No, guys, how do we spell tussy?

0:35:09.719 --> 0:35:12.120
<v Speaker 2>Because I don't know how to spelled tussy? Don't like,

0:35:12.280 --> 0:35:13.279
<v Speaker 2>I truly don't know.

0:35:13.640 --> 0:35:16.759
<v Speaker 1>I know nothing of tussy, and frankly, I'm excited to

0:35:16.800 --> 0:35:19.520
<v Speaker 1>find out, and I just need a little bit of

0:35:19.560 --> 0:35:21.239
<v Speaker 1>guidance the US.

0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:24.440
<v Speaker 2>That's why I got a big argument about tussy the

0:35:24.480 --> 0:35:26.440
<v Speaker 2>other day because my buddy was saying that it was

0:35:26.480 --> 0:35:29.239
<v Speaker 2>only for big girls, and I think it's for everybody.

0:35:29.360 --> 0:35:33.200
<v Speaker 3>It's for everybody. Had I had a tussy stint back

0:35:33.239 --> 0:35:33.920
<v Speaker 3>in high school?

0:35:34.520 --> 0:35:37.800
<v Speaker 1>Who didn't, Hey, we all tried to sey in college.

0:35:39.800 --> 0:35:45.160
<v Speaker 2>That's why I went to state school. That's a time

0:35:45.200 --> 0:35:45.840
<v Speaker 2>to explore.

0:35:45.920 --> 0:35:49.160
<v Speaker 3>Tussy was a big man from two thousand and four

0:35:49.239 --> 0:35:50.200
<v Speaker 3>to two thousand and eight.

0:35:50.640 --> 0:35:53.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I think if it's spelled like this, it

0:35:53.719 --> 0:35:54.600
<v Speaker 1>has to be tussy.

0:35:54.680 --> 0:35:56.359
<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't.

0:35:56.040 --> 0:36:00.160
<v Speaker 1>You can try to run from it, but we have

0:36:00.200 --> 0:36:03.640
<v Speaker 1>too many words that that are spelled this way for

0:36:03.680 --> 0:36:04.840
<v Speaker 1>this to be special.

0:36:05.000 --> 0:36:07.560
<v Speaker 2>You know, there's a clear precedent that's been set on

0:36:07.600 --> 0:36:09.040
<v Speaker 2>the uss y words.

0:36:09.239 --> 0:36:12.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I feel like women call it tuessy and men

0:36:13.400 --> 0:36:16.680
<v Speaker 3>that's probably true, that's.

0:36:14.960 --> 0:36:21.080
<v Speaker 1>Fair, but that's because men are brave and women are cowards.

0:36:23.719 --> 0:36:27.240
<v Speaker 3>But it was that was the That was a deodorant.

0:36:27.560 --> 0:36:30.080
<v Speaker 3>It was a cream. It came like in a tub,

0:36:30.200 --> 0:36:34.879
<v Speaker 3>like just a round plastic jar tub, small, and then

0:36:34.920 --> 0:36:36.359
<v Speaker 3>you put your hand in it.

0:36:36.480 --> 0:36:38.960
<v Speaker 4>Right, you have to dip your hand in it. It's cream.

0:36:39.760 --> 0:36:42.040
<v Speaker 4>Glob it, mirror it under your armpits.

0:36:42.160 --> 0:36:49.560
<v Speaker 5>Yes, very sexual. The application process, wow, I gotta believe.

0:36:49.680 --> 0:36:53.719
<v Speaker 5>Because it's deodorant. The washing your hands after is is

0:36:53.840 --> 0:36:55.640
<v Speaker 5>not easy. That seems like that.

0:36:55.600 --> 0:36:58.760
<v Speaker 1>Would be because it's it's water resistance.

0:36:59.239 --> 0:37:01.719
<v Speaker 2>Your fingers are going to smell like tussy for weeks.

0:37:08.040 --> 0:37:12.680
<v Speaker 1>On your fingers up, like smell like nigga, you ain't

0:37:12.719 --> 0:37:13.680
<v Speaker 1>been fucking you put on.

0:37:18.520 --> 0:37:22.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it's good deodoring, right, it was thick.

0:37:22.800 --> 0:37:26.799
<v Speaker 1>Wait, well, I had no idea about Tussy, But but

0:37:27.239 --> 0:37:30.879
<v Speaker 1>I think we were talking about the cheapness of basilene

0:37:31.040 --> 0:37:32.160
<v Speaker 1>was how we ended up here.

0:37:32.360 --> 0:37:34.719
<v Speaker 4>Wait, but I have a quick question about TuS one

0:37:34.760 --> 0:37:38.360
<v Speaker 4>more time. Yeah, what was the purpose of tussy?

0:37:38.880 --> 0:37:39.640
<v Speaker 1>Like was it?

0:37:40.719 --> 0:37:42.799
<v Speaker 2>So that was the argument, not the argument. But I

0:37:42.840 --> 0:37:44.719
<v Speaker 2>was talking to my friend about it. He said it

0:37:44.760 --> 0:37:47.439
<v Speaker 2>was for big girls. But I don't know if that's true.

0:37:47.920 --> 0:37:50.719
<v Speaker 3>It said that on the jar, David Dude.

0:37:50.760 --> 0:37:53.040
<v Speaker 4>Tussy for big girls. That's really what it says.

0:37:54.000 --> 0:37:57.600
<v Speaker 1>Is that true? Oh, I was gonna be devastated for

0:37:57.640 --> 0:38:01.880
<v Speaker 1>the big girl community. They you just have separate deodorant.

0:38:01.960 --> 0:38:08.640
<v Speaker 1>That seems bigoted for sure?

0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:11.319
<v Speaker 3>Your friend wrong, right, because I use it. I wasn't

0:38:11.320 --> 0:38:14.319
<v Speaker 3>a girl, and my friend Deshaun also used it. She

0:38:14.520 --> 0:38:16.640
<v Speaker 3>was not a big girl either, and we both used

0:38:16.640 --> 0:38:18.759
<v Speaker 3>it like for at least a year.

0:38:19.040 --> 0:38:22.000
<v Speaker 2>I think Tussy is just for the real heads.

0:38:22.400 --> 0:38:29.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it's described the literal jug says a cream deodorant,

0:38:30.080 --> 0:38:35.120
<v Speaker 1>which I don't like that at all, And it's almost

0:38:35.200 --> 0:38:37.800
<v Speaker 1>identical lettering to Tide.

0:38:37.920 --> 0:38:40.399
<v Speaker 2>It all feels not good just.

0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Looking at it for the first time. This is a mistake.

0:38:42.920 --> 0:38:45.920
<v Speaker 1>They still make this. It seems that way it's certainly

0:38:46.000 --> 0:38:49.640
<v Speaker 1>available on eBay. I'm not sure if it's like still

0:38:49.640 --> 0:38:52.400
<v Speaker 1>being manufactured, but I have to assume they have a

0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:55.600
<v Speaker 1>big old stock that they're they're sitting on that they're

0:38:55.640 --> 0:38:56.440
<v Speaker 1>trying to unload.

0:38:57.080 --> 0:38:59.960
<v Speaker 2>It's pH balanced. Oh good, thank god.

0:39:00.680 --> 0:39:05.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, maybe that was a Maybe that was the selling point,

0:39:05.120 --> 0:39:06.040
<v Speaker 3>because I don't know.

0:39:06.280 --> 0:39:08.600
<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to remember why I started.

0:39:08.840 --> 0:39:10.920
<v Speaker 3>I know it's because my friend started using it, but

0:39:11.440 --> 0:39:13.560
<v Speaker 3>I don't remember if she was just like, oh, it's

0:39:13.560 --> 0:39:16.520
<v Speaker 3>got like less chemicals in it, it doesn't have aluminum

0:39:16.520 --> 0:39:18.520
<v Speaker 3>in it, whichever, which is linked to like breast cancer

0:39:18.560 --> 0:39:19.120
<v Speaker 3>and stuff like that.

0:39:19.160 --> 0:39:19.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:39:19.680 --> 0:39:20.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:39:20.560 --> 0:39:22.640
<v Speaker 2>Tuc looks like it's full of allum.

0:39:22.360 --> 0:39:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Full of chemicals. Yeah, it seems like it sounds like it,

0:39:25.680 --> 0:39:28.880
<v Speaker 1>for sure. It seems like they're just grounding up left

0:39:28.920 --> 0:39:33.880
<v Speaker 1>over aluminum foil and pouring it into a jar with milk.

0:39:37.360 --> 0:39:39.960
<v Speaker 2>You milk it, you stir it, and you handed to

0:39:40.560 --> 0:39:42.960
<v Speaker 2>a big old black lady. I guess I don't know.

0:39:44.200 --> 0:39:48.560
<v Speaker 1>That said, Yes, vacilline did feel on the cheaper side.

0:39:48.600 --> 0:39:52.360
<v Speaker 1>It's similar to see noxema. All of it felt like

0:39:53.120 --> 0:39:56.319
<v Speaker 1>stuff that certainly our parents were telling us to use

0:39:56.400 --> 0:39:59.759
<v Speaker 1>and just felt like raw chemicals, you know what I mean.

0:39:59.800 --> 0:40:03.279
<v Speaker 1>It was just like the base chemicals that didn't cost

0:40:03.440 --> 0:40:06.719
<v Speaker 1>much but but were effective at what they claim to do.

0:40:06.960 --> 0:40:09.840
<v Speaker 2>I never liked the feeling of vasoline though. Whenever you

0:40:09.920 --> 0:40:12.680
<v Speaker 2>put it on. It's like I felt like as a kid,

0:40:15.280 --> 0:40:17.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, I would just put sometimes it's just like,

0:40:20.880 --> 0:40:24.759
<v Speaker 2>I see why you liked this. Yeah, yeah, it was like, no,

0:40:24.880 --> 0:40:31.040
<v Speaker 2>I get it. The one thing is Can has got

0:40:31.040 --> 0:40:32.279
<v Speaker 2>his fingers in the tussy again.

0:40:33.960 --> 0:40:53.400
<v Speaker 8>Canda times to get your fingers out of my tusy.

0:40:45.280 --> 0:40:47.680
<v Speaker 2>So I go. So we are different in that because

0:40:47.680 --> 0:40:49.960
<v Speaker 2>I didn't I remember as a kid. That was always

0:40:50.000 --> 0:40:53.080
<v Speaker 2>my problem was it it felt like it never went in.

0:40:53.800 --> 0:40:55.840
<v Speaker 4>So yeah, you know what I mean, not supposed to

0:40:55.880 --> 0:40:59.120
<v Speaker 4>go in. That's what I'm getting mad.

0:40:59.160 --> 0:41:02.080
<v Speaker 1>That's only makes you feel like you walk around feeling

0:41:02.160 --> 0:41:04.360
<v Speaker 1>like Aquaman all day, where you're like, am.

0:41:04.200 --> 0:41:07.960
<v Speaker 2>I am I still wet? Why am I? Why am

0:41:08.000 --> 0:41:10.640
<v Speaker 2>I so wet? It was like vaguely sticky.

0:41:11.640 --> 0:41:14.600
<v Speaker 4>This is why you were never instructed properly.

0:41:14.680 --> 0:41:15.600
<v Speaker 1>This is the problem.

0:41:15.840 --> 0:41:18.640
<v Speaker 4>Maybe I need to do vassaline tutorials.

0:41:19.320 --> 0:41:22.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that could be huge for you on TikTok. Yeah,

0:41:23.040 --> 0:41:25.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you will garner the audience you

0:41:25.600 --> 0:41:29.360
<v Speaker 2>are looking for, not at all for sure, gonna be pervs.

0:41:29.480 --> 0:41:32.719
<v Speaker 1>But you know, yeah, nobody, nobody's gonna watch it and

0:41:32.760 --> 0:41:35.160
<v Speaker 1>then do what you're saying. They're gonna watch it and

0:41:35.200 --> 0:41:37.319
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna stare for a real long time.

0:41:37.400 --> 0:41:39.880
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna watch it again and again and again.

0:41:40.000 --> 0:41:42.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they're gonna use vacilline. But not on the

0:41:42.280 --> 0:41:43.560
<v Speaker 1>part that you using it on.

0:41:43.719 --> 0:41:46.040
<v Speaker 2>You know, they got.

0:41:50.239 --> 0:42:02.240
<v Speaker 1>Massoline. Let's hit play a new CT just dropped freely mix.

0:42:03.920 --> 0:42:06.480
<v Speaker 3>You're not using it was not meant to be like

0:42:06.719 --> 0:42:10.839
<v Speaker 3>absorbed into the skin. It's for like wound healing and

0:42:10.880 --> 0:42:13.879
<v Speaker 3>like it's a skin protectant, which I think it even

0:42:14.000 --> 0:42:16.799
<v Speaker 3>says on there. It is like a skin protected So

0:42:16.840 --> 0:42:20.160
<v Speaker 3>it's like to prevent moisture loss and if you have

0:42:20.239 --> 0:42:24.080
<v Speaker 3>like abrasions or cuts, it'll heal those quicker. But like

0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:26.880
<v Speaker 3>I said, it seals in other moisture. So if you

0:42:26.920 --> 0:42:29.240
<v Speaker 3>put moisture on your skin before that, like a lotion,

0:42:29.400 --> 0:42:32.120
<v Speaker 3>and then seal it in with the vacaline, I think

0:42:32.200 --> 0:42:33.960
<v Speaker 3>is what the layering you're supposed to do.

0:42:34.280 --> 0:42:35.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, I was putting.

0:42:35.640 --> 0:42:38.640
<v Speaker 3>Anti vacaline versus lotion. It's not shouldn't be a war.

0:42:38.760 --> 0:42:39.840
<v Speaker 3>You can use them together.

0:42:40.200 --> 0:42:44.359
<v Speaker 1>They do say in the research that I found that

0:42:44.360 --> 0:42:50.280
<v Speaker 1>that vacaline itself actually has zero moisturizing properties, That it

0:42:50.360 --> 0:42:54.200
<v Speaker 1>is a although it makes you look moisturized, it is

0:42:54.320 --> 0:42:58.719
<v Speaker 1>more a sealant for keeping in moisture already existing in

0:42:58.760 --> 0:43:02.880
<v Speaker 1>your skin. Yes, so they do, to Candice's point, suggest

0:43:03.400 --> 0:43:07.120
<v Speaker 1>that you lotion first and then use vasileine to retain

0:43:07.719 --> 0:43:09.719
<v Speaker 1>the moisture that already exists.

0:43:10.200 --> 0:43:15.759
<v Speaker 2>Yep, I'm putting it on my heels. M hm hm hmm.

0:43:17.160 --> 0:43:19.000
<v Speaker 4>Craw dog in the vacoline on your heels.

0:43:19.280 --> 0:43:19.960
<v Speaker 1>No loc.

0:43:21.239 --> 0:43:24.040
<v Speaker 2>But then because it would like I remember that. I

0:43:24.040 --> 0:43:26.399
<v Speaker 2>don't know, man, I just it felt like a lot.

0:43:26.800 --> 0:43:31.440
<v Speaker 1>I'll admit I never once lotioned and then vasileined. I

0:43:31.440 --> 0:43:32.719
<v Speaker 1>mean people who knew.

0:43:32.760 --> 0:43:36.600
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, but I think the general population used use

0:43:36.640 --> 0:43:37.879
<v Speaker 3>it as a moisturizer.

0:43:38.040 --> 0:43:42.160
<v Speaker 1>It was like grease. I saw no point in in

0:43:42.320 --> 0:43:43.680
<v Speaker 1>doubling up on this ship.

0:43:45.120 --> 0:43:48.520
<v Speaker 2>It is a greasy grease to use it.

0:43:48.560 --> 0:43:50.040
<v Speaker 1>Also, how could you use it?

0:43:50.160 --> 0:43:51.440
<v Speaker 2>That's much clearly?

0:43:52.560 --> 0:43:57.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the bomb.

0:43:57.239 --> 0:43:59.520
<v Speaker 3>You scoop it out and then you rub it together.

0:43:59.680 --> 0:44:01.600
<v Speaker 3>You can thin layer, thin layer.

0:44:02.000 --> 0:44:05.040
<v Speaker 2>Man, this isn't lightning. Though I am excited, I feel

0:44:05.080 --> 0:44:09.200
<v Speaker 2>like maybe my vascline process was incorrect. Though it was,

0:44:09.239 --> 0:44:11.480
<v Speaker 2>it was also like a like it was also like

0:44:11.520 --> 0:44:15.239
<v Speaker 2>a go get ready for school. She's not standing over me,

0:44:15.400 --> 0:44:18.120
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. So I just it was

0:44:18.160 --> 0:44:19.920
<v Speaker 2>like a you know what I'm saying.

0:44:20.320 --> 0:44:23.400
<v Speaker 3>You were left to your own devices with the vasciline.

0:44:23.440 --> 0:44:25.440
<v Speaker 3>You were never properly instructed.

0:44:25.239 --> 0:44:27.040
<v Speaker 2>Which is never a great idea.

0:44:27.400 --> 0:44:30.520
<v Speaker 3>No leave a tub of anything with a child and

0:44:30.560 --> 0:44:32.520
<v Speaker 3>say go ahead, let's.

0:44:32.360 --> 0:44:34.200
<v Speaker 2>Not get ready for school.

0:44:34.719 --> 0:44:37.480
<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't have had any of my own products until

0:44:37.520 --> 0:44:41.440
<v Speaker 1>I was like at least seventeen. I was misusing everything

0:44:41.520 --> 0:44:42.800
<v Speaker 1>in our for a while.

0:44:43.160 --> 0:44:44.880
<v Speaker 2>Did you ever have an Apricot scrub?

0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:50.080
<v Speaker 1>You gott They say that's the worst one. It is.

0:44:50.520 --> 0:44:51.800
<v Speaker 2>It's like very terrible.

0:44:52.040 --> 0:44:56.160
<v Speaker 1>It's like slicing your face open here. Yeah shit, I

0:44:56.200 --> 0:44:57.839
<v Speaker 1>got now it's smooth though.

0:44:58.200 --> 0:45:02.440
<v Speaker 3>Because saw the first three layers of your epithilial self.

0:45:02.800 --> 0:45:03.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's that?

0:45:04.040 --> 0:45:06.240
<v Speaker 1>What's that layer of vice you were talking about, David

0:45:07.640 --> 0:45:09.640
<v Speaker 1>and destroys your theenisphere?

0:45:10.280 --> 0:45:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I do got this ship that's like made out

0:45:12.719 --> 0:45:14.719
<v Speaker 2>of fruit. I gotta keep it in the fridge, and

0:45:14.800 --> 0:45:17.880
<v Speaker 2>I do wonder when I put that on. Sometimes I'm like,

0:45:17.920 --> 0:45:19.040
<v Speaker 2>this feels bad.

0:45:19.600 --> 0:45:23.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I was using apricross scrub way older than

0:45:23.920 --> 0:45:27.439
<v Speaker 1>than I'm I'm proud to admit and uh and yeah,

0:45:27.520 --> 0:45:28.480
<v Speaker 1>no it's not good for you.

0:45:28.520 --> 0:45:32.000
<v Speaker 2>I've been told no, it's embarrassing too, because it's always somebody.

0:45:31.800 --> 0:45:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Be like what you use that ship and you're like,

0:45:33.480 --> 0:45:37.680
<v Speaker 1>oh oh even worse. You know, apricots scrub has like

0:45:37.840 --> 0:45:41.359
<v Speaker 1>scales to it where they're like, these are little apricots

0:45:41.480 --> 0:45:44.880
<v Speaker 1>and these are big fucking apricots. And I was always like,

0:45:44.960 --> 0:45:50.040
<v Speaker 1>give me your scrubbiest scrub. I want me like fucking

0:45:50.480 --> 0:45:55.919
<v Speaker 1>murder apricots. I want I want to bleed. Mother needs

0:45:55.960 --> 0:46:01.839
<v Speaker 1>to look like stone ground mustard. I want to look

0:46:01.920 --> 0:46:04.719
<v Speaker 1>like niggas are working on the railroad. Pick it up

0:46:04.840 --> 0:46:06.200
<v Speaker 1>and put it on my face.

0:46:08.800 --> 0:46:11.560
<v Speaker 3>If you did have rup abrasions on your face from

0:46:11.600 --> 0:46:13.520
<v Speaker 3>an apricot scrub, then that would be a good time

0:46:13.560 --> 0:46:14.600
<v Speaker 3>to use vasoline.

0:46:15.040 --> 0:46:19.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, what it sounds like is I should get

0:46:19.160 --> 0:46:23.719
<v Speaker 2>some Maascline just in case, just in case. Yes, you

0:46:23.719 --> 0:46:25.600
<v Speaker 2>know you have like a like a just in case

0:46:25.640 --> 0:46:28.800
<v Speaker 2>products like I have I have a texturizer under the sink,

0:46:29.000 --> 0:46:29.600
<v Speaker 2>just in case.

0:46:31.239 --> 0:46:35.160
<v Speaker 3>You have activator in your just in case you never

0:46:35.239 --> 0:46:36.600
<v Speaker 3>know when you're gonna need a jairy curl.

0:46:37.080 --> 0:46:40.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, just like somebody's gonna call. I don't I

0:46:40.280 --> 0:46:48.960
<v Speaker 2>don't know who you know. Yeah, it's time, David, just

0:46:49.040 --> 0:46:49.439
<v Speaker 2>a lot.

0:46:53.239 --> 0:46:58.080
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, so silky smooth, just let it shine through.

0:46:58.880 --> 0:47:00.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, how.

0:47:00.719 --> 0:47:04.520
<v Speaker 2>I want to feel. I want to feel like that bad.

0:47:04.640 --> 0:47:07.440
<v Speaker 2>This sounds so good. It did sound good good yea,

0:47:08.120 --> 0:47:08.879
<v Speaker 2>I really liked it.

0:47:20.560 --> 0:47:22.320
<v Speaker 4>Wait, can I sidebar really quickly?

0:47:22.360 --> 0:47:23.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, please?

0:47:23.600 --> 0:47:27.160
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know this, But the guy who invented jerry

0:47:27.200 --> 0:47:28.640
<v Speaker 3>curls is white.

0:47:29.880 --> 0:47:30.480
<v Speaker 1>Did you know this?

0:47:30.719 --> 0:47:32.319
<v Speaker 2>I think you're probably gonna have to cut this out.

0:47:33.160 --> 0:47:35.640
<v Speaker 2>Why you're going to cause a cause a riot? What?

0:47:36.719 --> 0:47:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jerry is white? Yes, his name, Yes, his name

0:47:43.600 --> 0:47:44.280
<v Speaker 1>is Jerry.

0:47:44.520 --> 0:47:45.680
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and he.

0:47:47.360 --> 0:47:49.840
<v Speaker 3>Probably I think so look it up. I can't remember,

0:47:49.880 --> 0:47:51.360
<v Speaker 3>but I'm pretty sure that.

0:47:51.320 --> 0:47:55.080
<v Speaker 1>He invented a juice for turning black people's hair flammable,

0:47:55.480 --> 0:48:00.360
<v Speaker 1>wet and curly, flammable, flammable yeah, fire fire on the

0:48:00.400 --> 0:48:01.400
<v Speaker 1>fire resistant.

0:48:01.560 --> 0:48:05.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hate crime, I hate crime, sir. Wow, black people

0:48:05.239 --> 0:48:07.400
<v Speaker 3>did this for I mean I had neighbors growing up,

0:48:07.440 --> 0:48:08.440
<v Speaker 3>I had Haitian neighbors.

0:48:08.440 --> 0:48:10.600
<v Speaker 4>They all hold head full of Jerry curls.

0:48:10.880 --> 0:48:13.839
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm gonna ask this and and I might get

0:48:13.840 --> 0:48:15.040
<v Speaker 1>some pushback from y'all.

0:48:15.239 --> 0:48:19.399
<v Speaker 2>Is he white or is he like uh that he's

0:48:19.440 --> 0:48:20.200
<v Speaker 2>super white?

0:48:20.560 --> 0:48:23.440
<v Speaker 1>He's not like that Middle Eastern white No, because they

0:48:23.440 --> 0:48:26.040
<v Speaker 1>be they love black hair in a way that then

0:48:26.160 --> 0:48:27.959
<v Speaker 1>makes me go, you know what I mean, there's those

0:48:28.120 --> 0:48:31.960
<v Speaker 1>like weird Armenia motherfuckers who'd be doing even though there's

0:48:32.320 --> 0:48:33.920
<v Speaker 1>black women's hair and shit.

0:48:34.000 --> 0:48:37.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm looking it up. He also invented conditioner just in general.

0:48:37.840 --> 0:48:42.280
<v Speaker 2>H damn. He's from Chicago though, Langston.

0:48:43.239 --> 0:48:46.439
<v Speaker 1>Hey, we do a lot of cool stuff out there.

0:48:46.520 --> 0:48:48.120
<v Speaker 2>You know Jerry Reading.

0:48:48.280 --> 0:48:52.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he really was banking off that name. Oh there

0:48:52.160 --> 0:48:53.360
<v Speaker 1>he is, Jerry Reading.

0:48:53.840 --> 0:48:57.360
<v Speaker 2>Damn. This is it's crazy. This is like the opposite

0:48:57.400 --> 0:48:59.359
<v Speaker 2>of when I found out we invented the traffic light.

0:49:04.600 --> 0:49:07.560
<v Speaker 2>It is Yeah, whatever that feeling was. Whatever.

0:49:09.320 --> 0:49:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh he made it a long time too. He made

0:49:12.040 --> 0:49:14.680
<v Speaker 1>it all the way to ninety one years old.

0:49:14.880 --> 0:49:17.080
<v Speaker 2>Because he was suspended in perm juice.

0:49:17.280 --> 0:49:18.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was the activator.

0:49:19.040 --> 0:49:24.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, his body's currently in a tank of activator underneath

0:49:24.440 --> 0:49:30.720
<v Speaker 2>the Saally's on the west side waiting to be reanimated

0:49:30.719 --> 0:49:32.080
<v Speaker 2>when the technology gets there.

0:49:32.160 --> 0:49:34.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're just going to electric the perm juice, so

0:49:34.840 --> 0:49:38.000
<v Speaker 1>he's going to rise from the dead like a Frankenstein.

0:49:38.320 --> 0:49:39.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, love it.

0:49:39.800 --> 0:49:43.960
<v Speaker 1>There's also Olivia just posted a picture. There's no pictures

0:49:43.960 --> 0:49:46.640
<v Speaker 1>of him where he isn't ninety one years old, which

0:49:46.680 --> 0:49:50.680
<v Speaker 1>is fascinating, Like we they're not even showing pictures of

0:49:50.760 --> 0:49:53.160
<v Speaker 1>him at the age when he could have invented this ship.

0:49:53.360 --> 0:49:58.080
<v Speaker 1>He's just one hundred all the way from top to bottom.

0:49:58.320 --> 0:49:59.799
<v Speaker 4>They probably didn't have cameras.

0:50:00.520 --> 0:50:00.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:50:02.400 --> 0:50:05.200
<v Speaker 1>You know what's crazy is there's this one picture that

0:50:05.239 --> 0:50:08.279
<v Speaker 1>Olivia posted and the other ones are drawing, so you're

0:50:08.440 --> 0:50:09.040
<v Speaker 1>not wrong.

0:50:09.800 --> 0:50:11.319
<v Speaker 4>He's four hundred years old.

0:50:12.600 --> 0:50:14.560
<v Speaker 2>There's always been a Jerry Curl.

0:50:16.360 --> 0:50:19.520
<v Speaker 1>It's just being passed down from Jerry in a generation.

0:50:19.960 --> 0:50:25.120
<v Speaker 2>He's like the back panther of wet hairstyles.

0:50:26.280 --> 0:50:29.360
<v Speaker 1>He drinks the purple Jerry curled juice and then he

0:50:29.560 --> 0:50:33.080
<v Speaker 1>like sees his ancestors sitting in a Jerry curled tree.

0:50:34.680 --> 0:50:38.279
<v Speaker 1>The leaves are just all stringy and wet, and they're like,

0:50:38.719 --> 0:50:41.080
<v Speaker 1>you gotta do it, brother, you gotta, you gotta.

0:50:41.560 --> 0:50:43.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't have no Jerry curls in my family.

0:50:43.600 --> 0:50:46.120
<v Speaker 4>Nobody in your family had Jerry curls. What about you, Langston?

0:50:46.840 --> 0:50:50.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, absolutely, yeah, No, I'm not better than that everybody,

0:50:50.560 --> 0:50:53.640
<v Speaker 1>But you know I it was of the times for

0:50:53.880 --> 0:50:56.600
<v Speaker 1>the generations that existed before me.

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<v Speaker 2>So they all had it.

0:50:57.840 --> 0:50:58.200
<v Speaker 1>They did.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you if it came back, would you consider getting

0:51:02.000 --> 0:51:05.160
<v Speaker 2>on board? Uh? No, No. I came back in a

0:51:05.239 --> 0:51:08.759
<v Speaker 2>true like, not even on some corny like. It's just like, yeah,

0:51:08.760 --> 0:51:12.080
<v Speaker 2>that's what everybody's doing. They're wearing Jerry curls. You know.

0:51:12.120 --> 0:51:17.480
<v Speaker 1>What I never liked was less of the wetness of it,

0:51:17.640 --> 0:51:20.120
<v Speaker 1>although I didn't care for that particularly either, but it

0:51:20.200 --> 0:51:24.759
<v Speaker 1>was more the shag of it, that body. I don't like,

0:51:24.840 --> 0:51:28.839
<v Speaker 1>the back, the fucking bullet longer. Yeah, all of that.

0:51:28.960 --> 0:51:31.840
<v Speaker 1>It's a mullet, and it's part of what makes the

0:51:31.960 --> 0:51:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Jerry curl. The Jerry curl like activator exists already and

0:51:35.680 --> 0:51:38.080
<v Speaker 1>people wear it all the time. But you gotta be

0:51:38.160 --> 0:51:41.480
<v Speaker 1>down for the mullet to really make that style sing.

0:51:41.520 --> 0:51:42.520
<v Speaker 1>And I don't care for that.

0:51:42.760 --> 0:51:45.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you gotta make a pop, yeah, short, short Jerry

0:51:45.680 --> 0:51:48.480
<v Speaker 3>curls were never the business like. They were never they

0:51:48.480 --> 0:51:51.040
<v Speaker 3>would never make your head turn when you have to

0:51:51.040 --> 0:51:55.120
<v Speaker 3>see the Darryl in Coming to America that yeah. Long.

0:51:55.480 --> 0:51:58.640
<v Speaker 4>To really do the Jerry Curl justice, you had to

0:51:58.760 --> 0:51:59.879
<v Speaker 4>it had to be below the chin.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm. Man, I hear it right now. I hear

0:52:05.080 --> 0:52:07.200
<v Speaker 2>you saying it, and in my head it sounds cool.

0:52:07.800 --> 0:52:12.520
<v Speaker 2>You would do it. I would do it. At first

0:52:12.640 --> 0:52:16.440
<v Speaker 2>under the guise of like a Halloween costume. It's like, oh, weird,

0:52:17.320 --> 0:52:20.560
<v Speaker 2>I still got my Jerry Curl. Isn't that crazy? And

0:52:20.600 --> 0:52:22.600
<v Speaker 2>then like just keep it going.

0:52:22.680 --> 0:52:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like, damn boy, it's this Thanksgiving. Man, you

0:52:28.040 --> 0:52:29.080
<v Speaker 1>seem pretty committed.

0:52:29.719 --> 0:52:31.560
<v Speaker 2>Nah. No, I just didn't want to cut my I

0:52:31.600 --> 0:52:33.840
<v Speaker 2>haven't saved my barbering. Yeah, just till the end of

0:52:33.840 --> 0:52:36.480
<v Speaker 2>the year. Till the end of the year. It's like,

0:52:36.640 --> 0:52:38.279
<v Speaker 2>I like to cut my hair in the winter, so

0:52:38.360 --> 0:52:41.400
<v Speaker 2>to springtime it's just jelly outside.

0:52:41.719 --> 0:52:44.840
<v Speaker 3>Great great horror film on picturing me and a Jerry

0:52:44.920 --> 0:52:47.279
<v Speaker 3>girl putting on a Jerry Curl wig and then it

0:52:47.600 --> 0:52:49.640
<v Speaker 3>coming to life and you not being able to take

0:52:49.680 --> 0:52:50.880
<v Speaker 3>it off because it's possessed.

0:52:51.600 --> 0:52:52.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that would be hard.

0:52:53.000 --> 0:52:55.000
<v Speaker 1>And it makes you do things damn.

0:52:55.040 --> 0:52:57.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it makes me get a bunch of twisty.

0:52:57.440 --> 0:53:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's called Jerry's Return much tousy. I can get

0:53:02.560 --> 0:53:02.719
<v Speaker 1>with this.

0:53:03.960 --> 0:53:05.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm dripping it tussy.

0:53:06.840 --> 0:53:10.000
<v Speaker 1>That's what you're screaming at your intervention when people are like,

0:53:10.160 --> 0:53:10.919
<v Speaker 1>just take it off.

0:53:14.200 --> 0:53:15.600
<v Speaker 2>You're scary to your family.

0:53:18.120 --> 0:53:21.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that would be I feel like that's

0:53:21.280 --> 0:53:22.959
<v Speaker 3>like the twenty twenty three Pooty Tang.

0:53:23.680 --> 0:53:26.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm not mad at it, and we can get a

0:53:26.640 --> 0:53:28.479
<v Speaker 1>white man to write it, just like Pooty Tang.

0:53:28.800 --> 0:53:31.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm not mad at any of this. Yeah, And ultimately

0:53:31.160 --> 0:53:33.640
<v Speaker 2>it means I could get a Jerry curl without, you know,

0:53:33.840 --> 0:53:35.600
<v Speaker 2>because you can't just do it, you know what.

0:53:35.840 --> 0:53:38.040
<v Speaker 3>There has to be a reason, a reason, you'd have

0:53:38.080 --> 0:53:41.640
<v Speaker 3>a reason to have it. I like this, and I

0:53:41.640 --> 0:53:42.759
<v Speaker 3>think we should write this next.

0:53:42.800 --> 0:53:43.760
<v Speaker 2>We'd be pretty cool.

0:53:44.440 --> 0:53:49.600
<v Speaker 1>The last little piece of research that I'll share with you, Candice,

0:53:49.719 --> 0:53:51.600
<v Speaker 1>is that I did want to look up whether or

0:53:51.640 --> 0:53:55.960
<v Speaker 1>not vaciline is good for the environment. I needed to

0:53:56.040 --> 0:53:59.600
<v Speaker 1>know because it is a crude oil, or the at

0:53:59.680 --> 0:54:02.399
<v Speaker 1>least byproduct of a crude oil. I wanted to see

0:54:02.440 --> 0:54:06.640
<v Speaker 1>if there's any reflection on our environment. And it is

0:54:07.160 --> 0:54:10.560
<v Speaker 1>pretty clear that it isn't the most good for our

0:54:10.800 --> 0:54:14.160
<v Speaker 1>environment that vasoline, although it can be found in a

0:54:14.200 --> 0:54:18.640
<v Speaker 1>lot of household products, it truly does come from the

0:54:18.680 --> 0:54:21.800
<v Speaker 1>same things that are made in our oil spills and

0:54:22.960 --> 0:54:26.440
<v Speaker 1>things that are extracted from the earth, and subsequently is

0:54:26.520 --> 0:54:29.560
<v Speaker 1>not an ideal product, which did get me thinking. And

0:54:29.600 --> 0:54:33.960
<v Speaker 1>you mentioned this earlier about the whole idea that even

0:54:34.000 --> 0:54:37.680
<v Speaker 1>when we're being told that gasoline is limited and oil

0:54:37.880 --> 0:54:40.480
<v Speaker 1>is where I have shortages, and now we never have

0:54:40.560 --> 0:54:46.800
<v Speaker 1>a shortage of masoline, that feels like y'all are lying something.

0:54:46.840 --> 0:54:49.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm dishonest, this is happening here, because if they're the

0:54:49.440 --> 0:54:52.120
<v Speaker 1>same shit, then why the fuck don't we run out

0:54:52.160 --> 0:54:56.160
<v Speaker 1>of basiline but we're constantly running out of everything else.

0:54:56.280 --> 0:54:58.400
<v Speaker 4>Vasaline should be fifty dollars a pint.

0:54:59.400 --> 0:55:01.200
<v Speaker 1>They don't ever up the prices either.

0:55:01.239 --> 0:55:04.479
<v Speaker 2>They're never like y they don't make gasoline. We gotta

0:55:04.640 --> 0:55:04.960
<v Speaker 2>up the.

0:55:04.920 --> 0:55:08.319
<v Speaker 1>Prices because because of you know, fucking Syria or.

0:55:08.239 --> 0:55:12.360
<v Speaker 3>Whatever is never changes, never changes.

0:55:12.400 --> 0:55:12.799
<v Speaker 1>They lie.

0:55:12.840 --> 0:55:16.799
<v Speaker 3>And also that also I do know that Native Americans

0:55:16.840 --> 0:55:20.760
<v Speaker 3>discovered vasoline, not the petrol.

0:55:20.800 --> 0:55:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Later.

0:55:21.080 --> 0:55:29.280
<v Speaker 2>We use every part of the buffalo, including them greasy lips.

0:55:29.440 --> 0:55:33.479
<v Speaker 1>They were like, squeeze out them greasy lips. We're gonna

0:55:33.480 --> 0:55:34.600
<v Speaker 1>make something cool from this.

0:55:36.800 --> 0:55:38.120
<v Speaker 2>Wait, what did they use it for?

0:55:38.640 --> 0:55:42.960
<v Speaker 3>Skin protecting? Wound heel or skin protected? But then a

0:55:43.000 --> 0:55:45.080
<v Speaker 3>white chemist basically got credit for it.

0:55:45.680 --> 0:55:49.120
<v Speaker 2>Damn. I'd like to hope that that's what happened with

0:55:49.120 --> 0:55:51.920
<v Speaker 2>the cherry curl too. And then actually there is like

0:55:51.960 --> 0:55:54.000
<v Speaker 2>I guess, like Jack Dangels where it was like it

0:55:54.080 --> 0:55:56.320
<v Speaker 2>was a black guy who made it right. It wasn't

0:55:56.400 --> 0:55:57.359
<v Speaker 2>Jerry Riding it.

0:55:57.400 --> 0:56:07.919
<v Speaker 1>Was it was Anthony Milwaukee was his name, and boy

0:56:07.960 --> 0:56:09.560
<v Speaker 1>did he know what to do with a little bit

0:56:09.560 --> 0:56:11.880
<v Speaker 1>of activator in the back of a shag.

0:56:12.280 --> 0:56:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Damn. Well, if we did something.

0:56:15.320 --> 0:56:18.359
<v Speaker 1>I do think we did something. It sounds like if

0:56:18.480 --> 0:56:20.440
<v Speaker 1>if I were to land this plane at all, it

0:56:20.520 --> 0:56:23.120
<v Speaker 1>sounds like we're all in agreement that asilene does have

0:56:23.160 --> 0:56:26.320
<v Speaker 1>a place in our in our community and frankly our hearts,

0:56:26.920 --> 0:56:29.960
<v Speaker 1>and we would be good to use it more often

0:56:30.000 --> 0:56:33.760
<v Speaker 1>than maybe we even use it today. But we also

0:56:34.040 --> 0:56:39.480
<v Speaker 1>should consider the terrible, terrible possibilities of of what it

0:56:39.520 --> 0:56:42.680
<v Speaker 1>does to our our planet as we're using it.

0:56:43.520 --> 0:56:44.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that's good.

0:56:45.800 --> 0:56:50.880
<v Speaker 3>Yes, they gonna keep drilling. As long as they keep drilling,

0:56:50.920 --> 0:56:52.759
<v Speaker 3>this is gonna be a byproduct of the drilling, so

0:56:52.800 --> 0:56:53.799
<v Speaker 3>we might as well use it.

0:56:53.920 --> 0:56:58.879
<v Speaker 2>Lets use it. Yeah, I'm gonna gamble. Or's gonna give

0:56:58.920 --> 0:57:00.919
<v Speaker 2>some Candice? Are you going to get some today?

0:57:01.120 --> 0:57:02.720
<v Speaker 4>And I'm going to go back and get some more Tussy?

0:57:03.360 --> 0:57:07.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, And I'm gonna buy the Best of Both

0:57:07.040 --> 0:57:07.640
<v Speaker 3>Worlds album.

0:57:07.680 --> 0:57:14.280
<v Speaker 1>I never I love that, I love that You're like today,

0:57:14.719 --> 0:57:17.000
<v Speaker 1>of all days, I'm ready to get back into the

0:57:17.040 --> 0:57:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Tussie and R Kelly's music not even his best work.

0:57:21.120 --> 0:57:24.080
<v Speaker 1>I truly want to support him at his lowest.

0:57:24.320 --> 0:57:24.840
<v Speaker 4>That is worth.

0:57:28.360 --> 0:57:30.400
<v Speaker 1>Candace, could you tell the people where they can find

0:57:30.400 --> 0:57:32.080
<v Speaker 1>you and what cool shit you have going on?

0:57:32.520 --> 0:57:35.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you can find me at jokes by Candace on

0:57:35.880 --> 0:57:40.080
<v Speaker 3>social media. You can stay tuned. I have a new

0:57:40.160 --> 0:57:43.120
<v Speaker 3>podcast with a funny friend of mine. I don't want

0:57:43.120 --> 0:57:45.560
<v Speaker 3>to spill the beams too much because it's like we

0:57:45.600 --> 0:57:48.240
<v Speaker 3>already we have a contract, but it's just not done yet,

0:57:48.400 --> 0:57:50.640
<v Speaker 3>like in the works of us actually recording. So but

0:57:50.800 --> 0:57:52.560
<v Speaker 3>just stay tuned for a new podcast that I have

0:57:52.640 --> 0:57:54.360
<v Speaker 3>with a friend of mine that is reminiscent of an

0:57:54.360 --> 0:57:56.080
<v Speaker 3>old podcast that I have with a friend of mine.

0:57:56.320 --> 0:57:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, new podcasts coming, Candace Thompson and R Kelly Lincoln.

0:58:02.560 --> 0:58:04.920
<v Speaker 2>It really is the best of both worlds.

0:58:06.600 --> 0:58:13.560
<v Speaker 1>The imprisoned world and the unimprisoned world inside and outside.

0:58:14.280 --> 0:58:17.680
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, follow Candice and Bori. Where can they find you?

0:58:18.440 --> 0:58:21.560
<v Speaker 2>Cool guy joke Saty seven on Instagram. I'm finishing up

0:58:21.600 --> 0:58:26.560
<v Speaker 2>tour October twenty first. I'm in New York City. October

0:58:26.600 --> 0:58:31.240
<v Speaker 2>twenty second, I'm in Worcestern, Massachusetts. October twenty seventh and

0:58:31.240 --> 0:58:34.040
<v Speaker 2>twenty eighth, I'll be in Minneapolis, and then that's it,

0:58:34.120 --> 0:58:36.320
<v Speaker 2>so you know, come see fuck.

0:58:36.160 --> 0:58:38.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, finish up the toy with Bori, and if you

0:58:39.000 --> 0:58:41.760
<v Speaker 1>want to see me, I'll be at Dead Crow Comedy

0:58:41.840 --> 0:58:46.760
<v Speaker 1>Room October twentieth and the twenty first, and then November

0:58:46.800 --> 0:58:49.600
<v Speaker 1>tenth and eleventh, I'll be at the Vermont Comedy Club

0:58:49.640 --> 0:58:53.040
<v Speaker 1>in Burlington. And then I'll be at Hyenas Comedy Club

0:58:53.080 --> 0:58:57.760
<v Speaker 1>in Dallas November seventeenth and eighteenth. And as always, you

0:58:57.800 --> 0:59:00.600
<v Speaker 1>should subscribe. You should like you sho do all the

0:59:00.680 --> 0:59:03.840
<v Speaker 1>things to the YouTube and the Apple podcasts and that

0:59:03.960 --> 0:59:06.720
<v Speaker 1>you are meant to do. We don't just do it, bitch.

0:59:06.840 --> 0:59:09.840
<v Speaker 1>Don't make me explain it to you, you dumb motherfuckers.

0:59:09.840 --> 0:59:11.520
<v Speaker 1>Why the fuck do I have to tell you this

0:59:11.560 --> 0:59:12.000
<v Speaker 1>every week?

0:59:12.120 --> 0:59:12.480
<v Speaker 2>Just do this?

0:59:12.520 --> 0:59:16.960
<v Speaker 1>Ship you, you ignorant sluts. We're so oh bug facebofons,

0:59:18.160 --> 0:59:21.760
<v Speaker 1>bug face, bitch you little Yeah, we call you little mamas,

0:59:21.800 --> 0:59:24.240
<v Speaker 1>but not this time, you felt face. Just do it,

0:59:24.520 --> 0:59:28.320
<v Speaker 1>Just do it. Sick of this? Uh? And if you

0:59:28.320 --> 0:59:31.480
<v Speaker 1>want to send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories,

0:59:31.680 --> 0:59:33.720
<v Speaker 1>if you want to tell us how you grease up,

0:59:34.400 --> 0:59:37.280
<v Speaker 1>send it all to mymama pod at gmail dot com.

0:59:37.280 --> 0:59:40.320
<v Speaker 1>We would love to hear from you. That's everything. We

0:59:40.360 --> 0:59:41.840
<v Speaker 1>did it by bitch.

0:59:48.800 --> 1:00:00.360
<v Speaker 2>Chips in all Quali bears are racists money some man

1:00:00.440 --> 1:00:01.400
<v Speaker 2>of turkey stuffing.

1:00:02.480 --> 1:00:11.920
<v Speaker 3>I can't help me nothing. H