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Speaker 2: No, because I'm not that up. I didn't grow up

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you wanted to fight me, you were gonna

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Speaker 2: That plus you that dry ass face.

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Speaker 1: I do remember that being a stereotype of women greasing

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Speaker 2: That would be crazy up.

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Speaker 3: The earrings put on the vassline so exactly they couldn't

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your hand would just slip off and keep sliding

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: Now the blood just slides up the knuckles. The government

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Speaker 2: babies in yours are racist. He owes me money stuff.

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Speaker 2: I can't tell me.

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Speaker 1: Bust it, baby, There it is, there it is. Ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode.

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Speaker 2: Of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep,

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Speaker 2: deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and.

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Speaker 1: We finally work to prove that Jermaine Dupree did in

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Speaker 1: fact give bow Wow human growth hormone so that that

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Speaker 1: nigga would stay little and cute for longer, thus making

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Speaker 1: him more profitable in a market share that needed it.

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Speaker 1: I am Langston Kerman, and I believe the fuck out

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Speaker 2: I'm David Borie, and I think they're spitting facts because

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Speaker 2: I don't trust your man anyways. Why do you have

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Speaker 1: And I think he saw the mistake he made with

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Speaker 1: Criss Cross by letting them niggas grow into full humans too.

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Speaker 2: Fast, because none of us like that. We did not

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, it grossed me out so fast.

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Speaker 2: And I had that album and I didn't like it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they got so big, they got mustaches, and we

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Speaker 2: They're talking about fucking nobody wants that.

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Speaker 1: If you don't take y'all ugly asses to the DMV

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the magany Mac. I don't like that's a

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Speaker 2: little bow. Wow looked like a girl his first five

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Speaker 1: There's that video. I don't know if you remember this.

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Speaker 2: That of course I remember it, yeah, or that that.

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Speaker 1: He's like like, yeah, he's like, man, you're cute as hell.

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Speaker 2: You're cute.

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Speaker 1: You're a cute little and they're like, hey man.

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Speaker 2: That's a boy. No he says, he says, that's a nigger.

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Speaker 1: And for some reason he put that in the Kanye documentary.

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Speaker 1: Why he was like it was like, how do I

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Speaker 1: them my best work, which is accusing little bow Wow

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Speaker 2: He looked like a little girl there. Though he had

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Speaker 1: He did look like a cute little girl. I didn't

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Speaker 2: He definitely was like you're so beautiful.

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Speaker 2: But all right, so where's bows?

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Speaker 1: Oh buddy, I think that's why we're here.

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Speaker 1: Dropped him off at Snoop's house and they didn't look back. Yikes,

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Speaker 2: James Like, it's me don Chichi. Remember when he wanted

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Speaker 1: But she's she's hysterical and We're so happy she's here.

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Speaker 1: Give it up for Candice Thompson.

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Speaker 3: We need a button, need an award because that was

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, No, if you've got thoughts, you got

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, at the moment, hasn't I feel like the.

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Speaker 2: Moment this podcast club.

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Speaker 1: Please understand, we have entire episodes dedicated to bow Wow

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Speaker 1: and bow Wow alone.

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Speaker 2: So we love yeah.

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Speaker 2: We love him right now.

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Speaker 1: Some of us more than others, but but absolutely the

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Speaker 3: I mean, when you're talking about Jermaine Dupree giving him,

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Speaker 2: He's a cute girl.

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Speaker 3: Come on, maybe it was past that it was done

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Speaker 3: I just saw a flyer with Keith Sweat's name on it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, what is the today Pleasure Principal and Twisted

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Speaker 4: It's the same shit. I don't so it's a problem.

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Speaker 2: I would love to see Drew Hill, though, I'd love

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Speaker 2: Oh is the fat one still? Then? If you say

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Speaker 2: he's dead to me, if you.

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Speaker 2: Somebody to look it up real quick.

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Speaker 2: His name was wood I don't know that wouldn't That

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Speaker 1: we're ever gonna admit this. His clothes, we're exciting, dog leather,

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Speaker 4: He was taking risks, he.

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Speaker 2: Was taking risks. He was taking risks.

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Speaker 1: He was a daring motherfucker and and he he, I

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Speaker 2: Because I had a hat with an Asian I don't

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Speaker 1: Because of them, there was a period where vaguely Asian

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Speaker 2: Raid yeah that raiding yo, you're wild God.

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Speaker 2: Do this part. Yeah. I like that about it, the.

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Speaker 4: Best of both worlds. Remember that with jay Z and

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Speaker 2: Oh that Forbidden album and they did it twice.

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Speaker 4: Remember that jay it is.

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Speaker 2: A dream team combo though doing an unbelievable combination.

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Speaker 1: That title was accurate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he was.

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Speaker 1: Two pedophiles linking up doing.

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Speaker 4: Wait what j is jay Z dabbling in children?

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Speaker 1: I think there's an argument to be made that if

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Speaker 2: Also because it piggybacked off of the Aliah thing.

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Speaker 2: It wipes the slight clean.

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Speaker 1: Candice, I'm sorry that your career is going to take

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Speaker 1: You came with a conspiracy theory that.

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Speaker 2: I guess bory.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where this falls in terms of things

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Speaker 1: I've ever heard it as a conspiracy theory, but I

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Speaker 2: You said, my mama told me using bassling or scan

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Speaker 2: is better than lotia, which is correct. I think insane

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Speaker 2: and I was vassline kid. That's don't do that to me.

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Speaker 2: Come on, I have a very good skincare regimen now.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I was leaving the house shiny as fuck.

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Speaker 2: I know you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I know. That's what I'm saying. You look

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Speaker 3: I knew and Gret. Look, we had tubs of vasiline

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Speaker 3: in my house too. Okay, this is not a vasaline

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Speaker 2: And it is only sold in a tub.

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Speaker 1: Like giant tubs. Yeah it's different.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no one's ever bought it though, nobody ever remembers

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Speaker 2: by No, it just is it just there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So Candace, tell us everything you know, tell us

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Speaker 1: tell us what you have.

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Speaker 3: Oh I don't. I don't know much. All I know

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Speaker 3: is that black people love moisturization. That's where you know

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Speaker 3: the layering of the oils is always uh you know important.

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Speaker 3: All right, multiple coconut oil, you said, I said, multiple oils,

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Speaker 3: multiple some solids, some bombs.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, absolutely so.

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Speaker 3: Vacilline to me, we were in my layering household was

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Speaker 3: swimming and then the know the layer of vacline, the

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a protectant against the chlorine in the pool.

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Speaker 2: It's much like that outer layer around the earth of

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Speaker 2: you know what I'm talking about. I'm familiar. I wasn't

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Speaker 2: I didn't feel confident at all.

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Speaker 1: But I'm not confident you said the right thing.

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Speaker 2: But it was probably.

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Speaker 3: Spear.

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Speaker 2: Hold on. It is a thing. It is the upper

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Speaker 2: there is relatively low resistance to plastic flow, and convention

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: So let's not look any deeper than that. You heard it.

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Speaker 1: You heard it here first, folks, my boy knows some words.

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Speaker 2: But at the end of the day, yes, you I

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Speaker 2: know what you mean about putting on lotion and then

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Speaker 2: trapping the lotion with a sheet of vessel.

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Speaker 4: Correct.

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Speaker 1: So this is this is what they, your parents, your

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Speaker 1: it something you have maintained in your adult life? Do

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Speaker 3: Now Here's the thing is, there's been a lot of

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Speaker 1: You can hear. There was Shane.

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Speaker 3: When David started, he was like, don't you call me

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Speaker 1: Like you right there?

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Speaker 2: Because you were walking around crazy shiny. I did look nuts. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: like it looked like I was like a fucking fried

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Speaker 1: Yeah you said that, and he immediately put his dukes

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, how dare you?

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Speaker 3: I had a friend who knew a kid who went

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Speaker 3: he got to school, there was nats and like fly

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Speaker 3: Oh no, oh.

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Speaker 2: Poor guy, Oh poor face. I hope that's what you

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Speaker 1: Oh no, he didn't do to.

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Speaker 3: He went to one of my close friends back in

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Speaker 3: so I didn't know the kid, but I my friend

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Speaker 3: is mean, so yes, he probably did call him.

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Speaker 2: But I gotta get on your as. He can't show

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you got bugged on your skin. We gotta

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Speaker 1: talk about it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got this. I got vacilline on my face.

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Speaker 2: I got a deflect from I'm calling it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, excuse me, miss uh, mister Johnson.

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Speaker 1: We can't do math today. This nigga got bugged on him.

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Speaker 1: He got on his forehead. No, no, no, I agree.

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Speaker 1: X was why he does equal seven.

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Speaker 2: But this nigga got bugs. Wait, Legston, were you a

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Speaker 2: vascoline guy? I definitely dabbled.

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Speaker 1: I got acne super early, and uh, I think at

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Speaker 1: that point vasilene felt dangerous. You can't you can't mix

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Speaker 2: Do you feel like your acne humbled you.

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Speaker 1: It didn't make me prouder, It didn't make me stronger

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Speaker 1: needed to be at all times. I knew who I

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Speaker 1: couldn't talk back to, and I knew I knew not

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh man, I don't think I could have handled

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Speaker 2: it like bad actne. I think that would have fucked me.

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Speaker 1: You didn't have you didn't have acne.

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Speaker 2: No, my skin's always been very clear.

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Speaker 4: Maybe it's that basoline, is what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Maybe, I mean I think that, like I recall, like

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Speaker 2: I would get like pimples there a little bit. But

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Speaker 2: that's about it.

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Speaker 1: Good for you, man, Yeah, lucky, lucky, Yeah, very lucky.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I had to take accutane like three years ago, just

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Speaker 1: fix the hell that I had long lived through. I

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Speaker 2: Of of survival. But you don't have like scars.

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Speaker 1: No accutane truly is a medical miracle. It just also

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Speaker 1: has like the most risks that.

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Speaker 3: Will Luckily you're not a person who can bear children

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Speaker 3: because women and reproduction is yeah, and that's.

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Speaker 1: The bigger thing is that it's actually more of a

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: And Olivia saying we should get accutained a sponsor, my

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Speaker 1: mama told me, and I'll do it for free. They

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Speaker 1: saved my life. I was gonna be a bumpy whore

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Speaker 1: for the for the ever and always, and Accutain came

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Speaker 1: in and made me different. And I'll never not say

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Speaker 3: And clearly your sperm still works and your sperm be beautiful.

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Speaker 1: I actually don't know if that's true. I got my

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Speaker 1: so it could have ruined everything. And thank you, Accutane,

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Speaker 1: thank you for all you do.

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Speaker 2: What a twist this episode took.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this wasn't what we we set out to talk

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Speaker 1: about by any means. So Candice, I I don't know

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Speaker 1: that we got to your true answer inside of this.

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Speaker 1: Are you remain Do you remain a gasoline girl to

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Speaker 1: this day?

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Speaker 3: That was So That's what I was getting to is

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Speaker 3: the there's a lot of information about basiline or petro

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Speaker 3: petro latum is a petroleum jelly, right, it's from petrolatum.

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Speaker 1: Is where where that it derives from?

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Speaker 3: And there's a lot of information about petrolatum out there,

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Speaker 3: and I don't know which to believe. There's information that

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Speaker 1: So I don't know.

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Speaker 3: So because of that, I have not used vaciline because

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Speaker 3: of that.

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Speaker 4: But my sister, on the other hand, she loves it, okay.

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Speaker 1: On her face.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there is an actual term slugging in the Wait,

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Speaker 3: what do you say?

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say vasline face, but I think your

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Speaker 2: bug frace.

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Speaker 1: I think that's gonna say greasy lip, moon creaky.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Why you gotta bring the moon cricket because it

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Speaker 3: is my favorite racial epithet, by the way, it's one

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Speaker 3: I mean, unfortunately, my favorite ones aren't for us.

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Speaker 1: No, Listen, in the in the late seventeen hundreds, white

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00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: people were fucking funny. They were pretty funny, hilarious. Now

447
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,239
Speaker 1: they're exhausting and like, a lot of this is just

448
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 1: recycling a bunch of things that were meant to hurt

449
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 1: us when we were different people. But when they were

450
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 1: just looking at us as captives and like making up

451
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,400
Speaker 1: phrases them niggas, they went crazy.

452
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 2: They went funny.

453
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: The boon creaky. You looked at a bunch of a

454
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 1: bunch of black people singing.

455
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,639
Speaker 2: You're like fucking moon creepy.

456
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 1: I would have cracked up if I weren't in chained.

457
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 2: Porch monkey. Come on, man, that's funny one. There's some good.

458
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,120
Speaker 1: Ones in there.

459
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:49,159
Speaker 3: I've been also a fan of spooky.

460
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 2: Like that one. I like that when the Spooker sat

461
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,879
Speaker 2: up beside the door. You read that book, it was

462
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 2: so funny. Oh, it's kind of that's a great book.

463
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,400
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to put a disclaimer on this episode.

464
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 3: Candice is black.

465
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 2: They know what they know where we're coming from. This

466
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 2: is not the first time we've discussed slurs.

467
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, we we we take a hard position on slurs.

468
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,479
Speaker 2: Are funny in this podcast, I said one they had

469
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,679
Speaker 2: to cut it out. It was a problem.

470
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it wasn't one that we're allowed to say.

471
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 3: Now wait, there's all the other ones are fine, but

472
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,160
Speaker 3: there's one particular one.

473
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: Now you've gone too far.

474
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't for us. It was a different. It

475
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 2: was a different We are not a part of a

476
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 2: white but it was a white group.

477
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 1: But but still not not the not the whites in charge.

478
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,399
Speaker 1: So we gotta be chill, you know what I mean.

479
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 2: It wasn't a great look for your kid, for the

480
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 2: boy anyway.

481
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 1: So Candice, it sounds like you are no longer uh

482
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 1: a hardcore vasilene advocate, but you are not on the

483
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: side the opposition of vassilene either. Do you think that

484
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 1: your your family besides your are your parents still greasing

485
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 1: up that way? Or was that strictly for the kids?

486
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: I prefer the term lubing.

487
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 2: Okay, what's it supposed to be for? No.

488
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: I don't think you're supposed to use it for lube.

489
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,120
Speaker 1: In fact, I think they tell you not to do that.

490
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 1: You don't even know how to use it properly.

491
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 2: I don't use it. I don't keep it in my own.

492
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 3: See.

493
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:20,879
Speaker 4: Look he's still got the shame.

494
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 2: Look at him. Keep it.

495
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 1: I don't have any best lead in my house.

496
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 2: It was a family.

497
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: That's disgusting. So are you Are your parents still very

498
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,239
Speaker 1: much uh lubing that way or now?

499
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 3: Well, you know our parents are in that generation. It's

500
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 3: like if the stuff was working back then. No matter

501
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,880
Speaker 3: how many reports have come out today saying you shouldn't

502
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 3: use these chemicals, my mom still uses.

503
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,400
Speaker 1: Bleach every day.

504
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 3: She's still cleaning the house with light sool or you

505
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 3: spraying lightsol and glade pluggings and all the and I'm like,

506
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 3: this stuff has been proven to best with our hormones.

507
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,120
Speaker 3: She don't care.

508
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn. I also still plug in the glade and

509
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 1: all that. I just I'd rather be sick than stinky.

510
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: I guess is with the oil very good essential oil.

511
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 2: I don't know what type of oil. Yeah, I don't.

512
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: Those are non essential working oils.

513
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 4: Well, my mom, you know she is Vasseline Rider died.

514
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, she'll probably have it holding some in her in

515
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 3: her coffee.

516
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: Oh boy, yeah, bury me, bury me greasy.

517
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 2: I want to die like I lived, shining.

518
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna take a break We'll be back

519
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: with more candide stops and the more my Mama to.

520
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 2: Me, Welcome back. We got Candice Thompson. We're talking about

521
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 2: whether or not it's okay to put vaciline on your

522
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 2: face and if you got bugs in that ship.

523
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,119
Speaker 3: They actually, you know how they have vasoline and they

524
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 3: have different like flavors.

525
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 4: They have like one that's like cocoa butter. Right, have

526
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 4: you seen that?

527
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 2: No? I have not seen that brand.

528
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 3: No vassiline. Vacine is doing by like a cocoa butter

529
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 3: in thing.

530
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 2: This is heard about this.

531
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: This feels like they don't even put it in the

532
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 1: ethnic care aisle.

533
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 2: This is like, uh, this is.

534
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: It's so black.

535
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 4: It's next to it's just next to the Cheetos.

536
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: This feels like they put it next to like the

537
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: cools up behind the counter.

538
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 4: It's just right next to the forties.

539
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 1: It's just pall mall cigarettes and cherry flavored vassoline and yeah,

540
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: I guess I'll take some cherry please.

541
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 2: It sounds so bad. Fuck.

542
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 3: It's a combo pack, you know, like if you buy

543
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 3: one then has one tape to the side.

544
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 4: It comes with Why does this Hennessy come with with?

545
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: Coco butter. You're gonna find out drink old bottle. You

546
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: know you don't want that grease?

547
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't love that. Oh that's nasty.

548
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: What is nasty?

549
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 2: No? Not? And for any Hennessy combo pack always I

550
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 2: meant more the flavor, the cocoa butter flavored vascline.

551
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: No, it's not. You don't eat it, Okay, I was.

552
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 2: Gonna eat it. I was gonna eat it.

553
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: I was, And I don't like that.

554
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 2: That's why I said cherry.

555
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was like, which one would I like blue lemonade?

556
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 2: So I gotta go back. I gotta look. I haven't

557
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 2: seen Vassilena a long time. I guess that feels crazy.

558
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 3: Though it's not. How is it crazy? We were just

559
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 3: talking about the best of both worlds, right, well.

560
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that album that didn't come out.

561
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 4: Correct, Now he got because the time correct.

562
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: First of all, both albums came out, one did much

563
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: better than the other, and they toured together.

564
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 2: People forget this.

565
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: They toured together, didn't come out and the tour was cut.

566
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: The second tour was cut short because R Kelly kept

567
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: acting the fuck up every time he went on stage,

568
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: so much so that on the final performance of the tour.

569
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: And this is only like four dates in a jay

570
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: Z sent his bodyguards out on stage to pepper spray

571
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: R Kelly and in the show early, I swear to

572
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: God this is true.

573
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 2: What was he doing?

574
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 1: He kept claiming that people had guns in the audience

575
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: and he was like getting in arguments with audience members

576
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: and shit, and like it was being like crazy and disruptive,

577
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: and criminal charges were coming down the pipeline and jay

578
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 1: Z was like, fuck it, pepper spray that nigga, and we're.

579
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 2: Leaving and did so.

580
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: And that was the last show.

581
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 2: That was the last show they did together. Yes, I

582
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 2: mean it's kind of late now, but maybe somebody needs

583
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 2: to check on R. Kelly's mental health.

584
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: Decades.

585
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little too late. Oh it's a bad one.

586
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 2: We're saying all the bad stuff today. Yeah, it's not

587
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 2: a good one. Yeah, you really got us going. I'm

588
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 2: okay with it.

589
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: I will say that that to this vaciline cocoa butter

590
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: combination that you're referring to, one of the things that

591
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: I found because I was looking up is vacinline good

592
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 1: for you? Is vacinling bad for you? And to your point,

593
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 1: a lot of the reviews are mixed. There's a fair

594
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: amount of evidence that if it is treated correctly and

595
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: properly sort of like filtered, I guess is maybe the

596
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: best word, it is perfectly healthy and causes no toxins

597
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 1: in your body or won't you know, make you sick,

598
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 1: anything like that. But if it isn't, and they point

599
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: to the fact that there are a lot of knockoff

600
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: brands that they can't actually prove are doing the right

601
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 1: sort of like filtering and shit, that it very much

602
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: is just made of crude oil, leftover crude oil, and

603
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: is definitely going to have a lot of toxins inside

604
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: of it.

605
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 2: Right, That's what I worry about, is it's made from

606
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 2: dinosaur bone.

607
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just us digging up dinosaurs and rubbing pterodactyl

608
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: on our lips and shit, hey man, it's just minerals.

609
00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 2: It makes me feel decadent and rich in that way. Yeah, right,

610
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 2: I like using animal to make me beautiful.

611
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, nigga, nigga, I'm covered in stegosaurus right now.

612
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 2: You gotta feel gorgeous. They're spreading Sloane on eight monkeys.

613
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: Each one more handsome than the last eight gorgeous monkeys,

614
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: beautiful beautiful monkeys.

615
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 4: What is the what?

616
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 2: What?

617
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 3: What is the knockoff? We're talking about knockoff vasoline? So

618
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 3: we got vasoline, well, you know they got Robotuestin and tuessin, right,

619
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 3: what would vasoline knockoff?

620
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: Just sleem slean.

621
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 4: An apostrophe.

622
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: You know what scares me is that they're gonna call

623
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: it vassa and then it's just niggas running rubbing vasa

624
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: on their skins. You got that vasa and it's like,

625
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 1: that's too close to massa. I don't like none of this.

626
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: This all feels wrong.

627
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 2: I also feel like, if you're gonna buy it, don't

628
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 2: go knockoff, you know, spend the money on basolene.

629
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 3: It's also already cheap, like vasoline is one of those

630
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 3: things because it's so readily available, like it's never it's never,

631
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 3: there's never gonna be like such a demand for it

632
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 3: in a low like abundance of it. It is everywhere,

633
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 3: and so I feel like a big you can get

634
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 3: a big tub of it, but probably like like a

635
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,720
Speaker 3: giant tub, like five dollars.

636
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 2: When they gets the same price as tussy as what,

637
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 2: you know, what the fuck is tussy? That that tub

638
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 2: deodorant tussy? You know? Oh, how do you call it?

639
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,280
Speaker 1: You call it tussy?

640
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, excuse me, excuse me. You just so used

641
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 3: to saying the people.

642
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,720
Speaker 2: I think that I saw a word and I said

643
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 2: what I thought it? It is tussy?

644
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, tuossy doesn't even sound right.

645
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 1: That sounds wrong. It's too close to pussy. What is

646
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 1: wrong with you?

647
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 2: I thought that was the joke.

648
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: No, guys, how do we spell tussy?

649
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 2: Because I don't know how to spelled tussy? Don't like,

650
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 2: I truly don't know.

651
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 1: I know nothing of tussy, and frankly, I'm excited to

652
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: find out, and I just need a little bit of

653
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: guidance the US.

654
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 2: That's why I got a big argument about tussy the

655
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 2: other day because my buddy was saying that it was

656
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 2: only for big girls, and I think it's for everybody.

657
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 3: It's for everybody. Had I had a tussy stint back

658
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 3: in high school?

659
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,800
Speaker 1: Who didn't, Hey, we all tried to sey in college.

660
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 2: That's why I went to state school. That's a time

661
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 2: to explore.

662
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 3: Tussy was a big man from two thousand and four

663
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 3: to two thousand and eight.

664
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think if it's spelled like this, it

665
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 1: has to be tussy.

666
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't.

667
00:35:56,040 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: You can try to run from it, but we have

668
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: too many words that that are spelled this way for

669
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 1: this to be special.

670
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 2: You know, there's a clear precedent that's been set on

671
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 2: the uss y words.

672
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like women call it tuessy and men

673
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 3: that's probably true, that's.

674
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 1: Fair, but that's because men are brave and women are cowards.

675
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:27,240
Speaker 3: But it was that was the That was a deodorant.

676
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 3: It was a cream. It came like in a tub,

677
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:34,879
Speaker 3: like just a round plastic jar tub, small, and then

678
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 3: you put your hand in it.

679
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 4: Right, you have to dip your hand in it. It's cream.

680
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 4: Glob it, mirror it under your armpits.

681
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 5: Yes, very sexual. The application process, wow, I gotta believe.

682
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 5: Because it's deodorant. The washing your hands after is is

683
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 5: not easy. That seems like that.

684
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,760
Speaker 1: Would be because it's it's water resistance.

685
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 2: Your fingers are going to smell like tussy for weeks.

686
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: On your fingers up, like smell like nigga, you ain't

687
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: been fucking you put on.

688
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's good deodoring, right, it was thick.

689
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 1: Wait, well, I had no idea about Tussy, But but

690
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 1: I think we were talking about the cheapness of basilene

691
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: was how we ended up here.

692
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 4: Wait, but I have a quick question about TuS one

693
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 4: more time. Yeah, what was the purpose of tussy?

694
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: Like was it?

695
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 2: So that was the argument, not the argument. But I

696
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 2: was talking to my friend about it. He said it

697
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,439
Speaker 2: was for big girls. But I don't know if that's true.

698
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 3: It said that on the jar, David Dude.

699
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 4: Tussy for big girls. That's really what it says.

700
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: Is that true? Oh, I was gonna be devastated for

701
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 1: the big girl community. They you just have separate deodorant.

702
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 1: That seems bigoted for sure?

703
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 3: Your friend wrong, right, because I use it. I wasn't

704
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 3: a girl, and my friend Deshaun also used it. She

705
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 3: was not a big girl either, and we both used

706
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 3: it like for at least a year.

707
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 2: I think Tussy is just for the real heads.

708
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's described the literal jug says a cream deodorant,

709
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 1: which I don't like that at all, And it's almost

710
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 1: identical lettering to Tide.

711
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,399
Speaker 2: It all feels not good just.

712
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,840
Speaker 1: Looking at it for the first time. This is a mistake.

713
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 1: They still make this. It seems that way it's certainly

714
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: available on eBay. I'm not sure if it's like still

715
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 1: being manufactured, but I have to assume they have a

716
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 1: big old stock that they're they're sitting on that they're

717
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 1: trying to unload.

718
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 2: It's pH balanced. Oh good, thank god.

719
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that was a Maybe that was the selling point,

720
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 3: because I don't know.

721
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 4: I'm trying to remember why I started.

722
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 3: I know it's because my friend started using it, but

723
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 3: I don't remember if she was just like, oh, it's

724
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 3: got like less chemicals in it, it doesn't have aluminum

725
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 3: in it, whichever, which is linked to like breast cancer

726
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 3: and stuff like that.

727
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 2: I don't know.

728
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 1: I don't know.

729
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 2: Tuc looks like it's full of allum.

730
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: Full of chemicals. Yeah, it seems like it sounds like it,

731
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 1: for sure. It seems like they're just grounding up left

732
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: over aluminum foil and pouring it into a jar with milk.

733
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 2: You milk it, you stir it, and you handed to

734
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 2: a big old black lady. I guess I don't know.

735
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: That said, Yes, vacilline did feel on the cheaper side.

736
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 1: It's similar to see noxema. All of it felt like

737
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: stuff that certainly our parents were telling us to use

738
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: and just felt like raw chemicals, you know what I mean.

739
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: It was just like the base chemicals that didn't cost

740
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: much but but were effective at what they claim to do.

741
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 2: I never liked the feeling of vasoline though. Whenever you

742
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 2: put it on. It's like I felt like as a kid,

743
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 2: you know, I would just put sometimes it's just like,

744
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 2: I see why you liked this. Yeah, yeah, it was like, no,

745
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 2: I get it. The one thing is Can has got

746
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 2: his fingers in the tussy again.

747
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 8: Canda times to get your fingers out of my tusy.

748
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 2: So I go. So we are different in that because

749
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 2: I didn't I remember as a kid. That was always

750
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 2: my problem was it it felt like it never went in.

751
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 4: So yeah, you know what I mean, not supposed to

752
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 4: go in. That's what I'm getting mad.

753
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: That's only makes you feel like you walk around feeling

754
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 1: like Aquaman all day, where you're like, am.

755
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 2: I am I still wet? Why am I? Why am

756
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 2: I so wet? It was like vaguely sticky.

757
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 4: This is why you were never instructed properly.

758
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: This is the problem.

759
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 4: Maybe I need to do vassaline tutorials.

760
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 2: Okay, that could be huge for you on TikTok. Yeah,

761
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 2: I don't know if you will garner the audience you

762
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 2: are looking for, not at all for sure, gonna be pervs.

763
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 1: But you know, yeah, nobody, nobody's gonna watch it and

764
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: then do what you're saying. They're gonna watch it and

765
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 1: they're gonna stare for a real long time.

766
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 2: They're gonna watch it again and again and again.

767
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're gonna use vacilline. But not on the

768
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: part that you using it on.

769
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 2: You know, they got.

770
00:41:50,239 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 1: Massoline. Let's hit play a new CT just dropped freely mix.

771
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 3: You're not using it was not meant to be like

772
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 3: absorbed into the skin. It's for like wound healing and

773
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,879
Speaker 3: like it's a skin protectant, which I think it even

774
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 3: says on there. It is like a skin protected So

775
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 3: it's like to prevent moisture loss and if you have

776
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 3: like abrasions or cuts, it'll heal those quicker. But like

777
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 3: I said, it seals in other moisture. So if you

778
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,240
Speaker 3: put moisture on your skin before that, like a lotion,

779
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 3: and then seal it in with the vacaline, I think

780
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 3: is what the layering you're supposed to do.

781
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 2: Well, I was putting.

782
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 3: Anti vacaline versus lotion. It's not shouldn't be a war.

783
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 3: You can use them together.

784
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 1: They do say in the research that I found that

785
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:50,280
Speaker 1: that vacaline itself actually has zero moisturizing properties, That it

786
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 1: is a although it makes you look moisturized, it is

787
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 1: more a sealant for keeping in moisture already existing in

788
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 1: your skin. Yes, so they do, to Candice's point, suggest

789
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: that you lotion first and then use vasileine to retain

790
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 1: the moisture that already exists.

791
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 2: Yep, I'm putting it on my heels. M hm hm hmm.

792
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 4: Craw dog in the vacoline on your heels.

793
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 1: No loc.

794
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 2: But then because it would like I remember that. I

795
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,399
Speaker 2: don't know, man, I just it felt like a lot.

796
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 1: I'll admit I never once lotioned and then vasileined. I

797
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: mean people who knew.

798
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 3: But yeah, but I think the general population used use

799
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:37,879
Speaker 3: it as a moisturizer.

800
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 1: It was like grease. I saw no point in in

801
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: doubling up on this ship.

802
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 2: It is a greasy grease to use it.

803
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: Also, how could you use it?

804
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 2: That's much clearly?

805
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:57,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, the bomb.

806
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 3: You scoop it out and then you rub it together.

807
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 3: You can thin layer, thin layer.

808
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 2: Man, this isn't lightning. Though I am excited, I feel

809
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 2: like maybe my vascline process was incorrect. Though it was,

810
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 2: it was also like a like it was also like

811
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 2: a go get ready for school. She's not standing over me,

812
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So I just it was

813
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 2: like a you know what I'm saying.

814
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 3: You were left to your own devices with the vasciline.

815
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 3: You were never properly instructed.

816
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 2: Which is never a great idea.

817
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 3: No leave a tub of anything with a child and

818
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 3: say go ahead, let's.

819
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 2: Not get ready for school.

820
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have had any of my own products until

821
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: I was like at least seventeen. I was misusing everything

822
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 1: in our for a while.

823
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 2: Did you ever have an Apricot scrub?

824
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: You gott They say that's the worst one. It is.

825
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:51,800
Speaker 2: It's like very terrible.

826
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: It's like slicing your face open here. Yeah shit, I

827
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,839
Speaker 1: got now it's smooth though.

828
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 3: Because saw the first three layers of your epithilial self.

829
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's that?

830
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:06,240
Speaker 1: What's that layer of vice you were talking about, David

831
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: and destroys your theenisphere?

832
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 2: Yeah? I do got this ship that's like made out

833
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 2: of fruit. I gotta keep it in the fridge, and

834
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 2: I do wonder when I put that on. Sometimes I'm like,

835
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 2: this feels bad.

836
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I was using apricross scrub way older than

837
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:27,439
Speaker 1: than I'm I'm proud to admit and uh and yeah,

838
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 1: no it's not good for you.

839
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 2: I've been told no, it's embarrassing too, because it's always somebody.

840
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: Be like what you use that ship and you're like,

841
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 1: oh oh even worse. You know, apricots scrub has like

842
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,359
Speaker 1: scales to it where they're like, these are little apricots

843
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 1: and these are big fucking apricots. And I was always like,

844
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: give me your scrubbiest scrub. I want me like fucking

845
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:55,919
Speaker 1: murder apricots. I want I want to bleed. Mother needs

846
00:45:55,960 --> 00:46:01,839
Speaker 1: to look like stone ground mustard. I want to look

847
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 1: like niggas are working on the railroad. Pick it up

848
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: and put it on my face.

849
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 3: If you did have rup abrasions on your face from

850
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 3: an apricot scrub, then that would be a good time

851
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 3: to use vasoline.

852
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, what it sounds like is I should get

853
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 2: some Maascline just in case, just in case. Yes, you

854
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 2: know you have like a like a just in case

855
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 2: products like I have I have a texturizer under the sink,

856
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 2: just in case.

857
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 3: You have activator in your just in case you never

858
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 3: know when you're gonna need a jairy curl.

859
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, just like somebody's gonna call. I don't I

860
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 2: don't know who you know. Yeah, it's time, David, just

861
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:49,439
Speaker 2: a lot.

862
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 3: I don't know, so silky smooth, just let it shine through.

863
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, how.

864
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 2: I want to feel. I want to feel like that bad.

865
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 2: This sounds so good. It did sound good good yea,

866
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:08,879
Speaker 2: I really liked it.

867
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 4: Wait, can I sidebar really quickly?

868
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 2: Oh yes, please?

869
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 3: I didn't know this, But the guy who invented jerry

870
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 3: curls is white.

871
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 1: Did you know this?

872
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 2: I think you're probably gonna have to cut this out.

873
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 2: Why you're going to cause a cause a riot? What?

874
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jerry is white? Yes, his name, Yes, his name

875
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:44,280
Speaker 1: is Jerry.

876
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 2: Yes, and he.

877
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 3: Probably I think so look it up. I can't remember,

878
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 3: but I'm pretty sure that.

879
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: He invented a juice for turning black people's hair flammable,

880
00:47:55,480 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 1: wet and curly, flammable, flammable yeah, fire fire on the

881
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 1: fire resistant.

882
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:05,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, hate crime, I hate crime, sir. Wow, black people

883
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 3: did this for I mean I had neighbors growing up,

884
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 3: I had Haitian neighbors.

885
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 4: They all hold head full of Jerry curls.

886
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna ask this and and I might get

887
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: some pushback from y'all.

888
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:19,399
Speaker 2: Is he white or is he like uh that he's

889
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 2: super white?

890
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: He's not like that Middle Eastern white No, because they

891
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: be they love black hair in a way that then

892
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,959
Speaker 1: makes me go, you know what I mean, there's those

893
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 1: like weird Armenia motherfuckers who'd be doing even though there's

894
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: black women's hair and shit.

895
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:37,400
Speaker 2: I'm looking it up. He also invented conditioner just in general.

896
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:42,280
Speaker 2: H damn. He's from Chicago though, Langston.

897
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:46,439
Speaker 1: Hey, we do a lot of cool stuff out there.

898
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 2: You know Jerry Reading.

899
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, he really was banking off that name. Oh there

900
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:53,360
Speaker 1: he is, Jerry Reading.

901
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 2: Damn. This is it's crazy. This is like the opposite

902
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 2: of when I found out we invented the traffic light.

903
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 2: It is Yeah, whatever that feeling was. Whatever.

904
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: Oh he made it a long time too. He made

905
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: it all the way to ninety one years old.

906
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 2: Because he was suspended in perm juice.

907
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 1: Yeah it was the activator.

908
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, his body's currently in a tank of activator underneath

909
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:30,720
Speaker 2: the Saally's on the west side waiting to be reanimated

910
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 2: when the technology gets there.

911
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just going to electric the perm juice, so

912
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: he's going to rise from the dead like a Frankenstein.

913
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, love it.

914
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 1: There's also Olivia just posted a picture. There's no pictures

915
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: of him where he isn't ninety one years old, which

916
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 1: is fascinating, Like we they're not even showing pictures of

917
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 1: him at the age when he could have invented this ship.

918
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: He's just one hundred all the way from top to bottom.

919
00:49:58,320 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 4: They probably didn't have cameras.

920
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

921
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is there's this one picture that

922
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 1: Olivia posted and the other ones are drawing, so you're

923
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 1: not wrong.

924
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 4: He's four hundred years old.

925
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 2: There's always been a Jerry Curl.

926
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: It's just being passed down from Jerry in a generation.

927
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 2: He's like the back panther of wet hairstyles.

928
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 1: He drinks the purple Jerry curled juice and then he

929
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: like sees his ancestors sitting in a Jerry curled tree.

930
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 1: The leaves are just all stringy and wet, and they're like,

931
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: you gotta do it, brother, you gotta, you gotta.

932
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 2: I don't have no Jerry curls in my family.

933
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 4: Nobody in your family had Jerry curls. What about you, Langston?

934
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, yeah, No, I'm not better than that everybody,

935
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 1: But you know I it was of the times for

936
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: the generations that existed before me.

937
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:57,720
Speaker 2: So they all had it.

938
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: They did.

939
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 2: Would you if it came back, would you consider getting

940
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 2: on board? Uh? No, No. I came back in a

941
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 2: true like, not even on some corny like. It's just like, yeah,

942
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 2: that's what everybody's doing. They're wearing Jerry curls. You know.

943
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: What I never liked was less of the wetness of it,

944
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 1: although I didn't care for that particularly either, but it

945
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 1: was more the shag of it, that body. I don't like,

946
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 1: the back, the fucking bullet longer. Yeah, all of that.

947
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 1: It's a mullet, and it's part of what makes the

948
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: Jerry curl. The Jerry curl like activator exists already and

949
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: people wear it all the time. But you gotta be

950
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 1: down for the mullet to really make that style sing.

951
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: And I don't care for that.

952
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta make a pop, yeah, short, short Jerry

953
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 3: curls were never the business like. They were never they

954
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 3: would never make your head turn when you have to

955
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 3: see the Darryl in Coming to America that yeah. Long.

956
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 4: To really do the Jerry Curl justice, you had to

957
00:51:58,760 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 4: it had to be below the chin.

958
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Man, I hear it right now. I hear

959
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 2: you saying it, and in my head it sounds cool.

960
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 2: You would do it. I would do it. At first

961
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 2: under the guise of like a Halloween costume. It's like, oh, weird,

962
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 2: I still got my Jerry Curl. Isn't that crazy? And

963
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 2: then like just keep it going.

964
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, damn boy, it's this Thanksgiving. Man, you

965
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: seem pretty committed.

966
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 2: Nah. No, I just didn't want to cut my I

967
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 2: haven't saved my barbering. Yeah, just till the end of

968
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 2: the year. Till the end of the year. It's like,

969
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 2: I like to cut my hair in the winter, so

970
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 2: to springtime it's just jelly outside.

971
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:44,840
Speaker 3: Great great horror film on picturing me and a Jerry

972
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,279
Speaker 3: girl putting on a Jerry Curl wig and then it

973
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 3: coming to life and you not being able to take

974
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:50,880
Speaker 3: it off because it's possessed.

975
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 2: Oh, that would be hard.

976
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 1: And it makes you do things damn.

977
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes me get a bunch of twisty.

978
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called Jerry's Return much tousy. I can get

979
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: with this.

980
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:05,399
Speaker 2: I'm dripping it tussy.

981
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 1: That's what you're screaming at your intervention when people are like,

982
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:10,919
Speaker 1: just take it off.

983
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 2: You're scary to your family.

984
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that would be I feel like that's

985
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:22,959
Speaker 3: like the twenty twenty three Pooty Tang.

986
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at it, and we can get a

987
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,479
Speaker 1: white man to write it, just like Pooty Tang.

988
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 2: I'm not mad at any of this. Yeah, And ultimately

989
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 2: it means I could get a Jerry curl without, you know,

990
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 2: because you can't just do it, you know what.

991
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 3: There has to be a reason, a reason, you'd have

992
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 3: a reason to have it. I like this, and I

993
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 3: think we should write this next.

994
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:43,760
Speaker 2: We'd be pretty cool.

995
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 1: The last little piece of research that I'll share with you, Candice,

996
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: is that I did want to look up whether or

997
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 1: not vaciline is good for the environment. I needed to

998
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 1: know because it is a crude oil, or the at

999
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,399
Speaker 1: least byproduct of a crude oil. I wanted to see

1000
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: if there's any reflection on our environment. And it is

1001
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 1: pretty clear that it isn't the most good for our

1002
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 1: environment that vasoline, although it can be found in a

1003
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: lot of household products, it truly does come from the

1004
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:21,800
Speaker 1: same things that are made in our oil spills and

1005
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:26,440
Speaker 1: things that are extracted from the earth, and subsequently is

1006
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 1: not an ideal product, which did get me thinking. And

1007
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: you mentioned this earlier about the whole idea that even

1008
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 1: when we're being told that gasoline is limited and oil

1009
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 1: is where I have shortages, and now we never have

1010
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:46,800
Speaker 1: a shortage of masoline, that feels like y'all are lying something.

1011
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,359
Speaker 1: I'm dishonest, this is happening here, because if they're the

1012
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 1: same shit, then why the fuck don't we run out

1013
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 1: of basiline but we're constantly running out of everything else.

1014
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,400
Speaker 4: Vasaline should be fifty dollars a pint.

1015
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 1: They don't ever up the prices either.

1016
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:04,479
Speaker 2: They're never like y they don't make gasoline. We gotta

1017
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 2: up the.

1018
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:08,319
Speaker 1: Prices because because of you know, fucking Syria or.

1019
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:12,360
Speaker 3: Whatever is never changes, never changes.

1020
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 1: They lie.

1021
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:16,799
Speaker 3: And also that also I do know that Native Americans

1022
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:20,760
Speaker 3: discovered vasoline, not the petrol.

1023
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: Later.

1024
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:29,280
Speaker 2: We use every part of the buffalo, including them greasy lips.

1025
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:33,479
Speaker 1: They were like, squeeze out them greasy lips. We're gonna

1026
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: make something cool from this.

1027
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 2: Wait, what did they use it for?

1028
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 3: Skin protecting? Wound heel or skin protected? But then a

1029
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 3: white chemist basically got credit for it.

1030
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 2: Damn. I'd like to hope that that's what happened with

1031
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 2: the cherry curl too. And then actually there is like

1032
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 2: I guess, like Jack Dangels where it was like it

1033
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,320
Speaker 2: was a black guy who made it right. It wasn't

1034
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:57,359
Speaker 2: Jerry Riding it.

1035
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:07,919
Speaker 1: Was it was Anthony Milwaukee was his name, and boy

1036
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 1: did he know what to do with a little bit

1037
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,880
Speaker 1: of activator in the back of a shag.

1038
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 2: Damn. Well, if we did something.

1039
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:18,359
Speaker 1: I do think we did something. It sounds like if

1040
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 1: if I were to land this plane at all, it

1041
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 1: sounds like we're all in agreement that asilene does have

1042
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:26,320
Speaker 1: a place in our in our community and frankly our hearts,

1043
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 1: and we would be good to use it more often

1044
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:33,760
Speaker 1: than maybe we even use it today. But we also

1045
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: should consider the terrible, terrible possibilities of of what it

1046
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 1: does to our our planet as we're using it.

1047
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:44,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's good.

1048
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 3: Yes, they gonna keep drilling. As long as they keep drilling,

1049
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 3: this is gonna be a byproduct of the drilling, so

1050
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:53,799
Speaker 3: we might as well use it.

1051
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:58,879
Speaker 2: Lets use it. Yeah, I'm gonna gamble. Or's gonna give

1052
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,919
Speaker 2: some Candice? Are you going to get some today?

1053
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:02,720
Speaker 4: And I'm going to go back and get some more Tussy?

1054
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And I'm gonna buy the Best of Both

1055
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 3: Worlds album.

1056
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:14,280
Speaker 1: I never I love that, I love that You're like today,

1057
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 1: of all days, I'm ready to get back into the

1058
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 1: Tussie and R Kelly's music not even his best work.

1059
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: I truly want to support him at his lowest.

1060
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 4: That is worth.

1061
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: Candace, could you tell the people where they can find

1062
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 1: you and what cool shit you have going on?

1063
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can find me at jokes by Candace on

1064
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 3: social media. You can stay tuned. I have a new

1065
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 3: podcast with a funny friend of mine. I don't want

1066
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 3: to spill the beams too much because it's like we

1067
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 3: already we have a contract, but it's just not done yet,

1068
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 3: like in the works of us actually recording. So but

1069
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 3: just stay tuned for a new podcast that I have

1070
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 3: with a friend of mine that is reminiscent of an

1071
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 3: old podcast that I have with a friend of mine.

1072
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, new podcasts coming, Candace Thompson and R Kelly Lincoln.

1073
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,920
Speaker 2: It really is the best of both worlds.

1074
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 1: The imprisoned world and the unimprisoned world inside and outside.

1075
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 1: But yeah, follow Candice and Bori. Where can they find you?

1076
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 2: Cool guy joke Saty seven on Instagram. I'm finishing up

1077
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 2: tour October twenty first. I'm in New York City. October

1078
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:31,240
Speaker 2: twenty second, I'm in Worcestern, Massachusetts. October twenty seventh and

1079
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:34,040
Speaker 2: twenty eighth, I'll be in Minneapolis, and then that's it,

1080
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 2: so you know, come see fuck.

1081
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, finish up the toy with Bori, and if you

1082
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 1: want to see me, I'll be at Dead Crow Comedy

1083
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 1: Room October twentieth and the twenty first, and then November

1084
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: tenth and eleventh, I'll be at the Vermont Comedy Club

1085
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 1: in Burlington. And then I'll be at Hyenas Comedy Club

1086
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: in Dallas November seventeenth and eighteenth. And as always, you

1087
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 1: should subscribe. You should like you sho do all the

1088
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 1: things to the YouTube and the Apple podcasts and that

1089
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 1: you are meant to do. We don't just do it, bitch.

1090
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 1: Don't make me explain it to you, you dumb motherfuckers.

1091
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: Why the fuck do I have to tell you this

1092
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 1: every week?

1093
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 2: Just do this?

1094
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 1: Ship you, you ignorant sluts. We're so oh bug facebofons,

1095
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 1: bug face, bitch you little Yeah, we call you little mamas,

1096
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 1: but not this time, you felt face. Just do it,

1097
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 1: Just do it. Sick of this? Uh? And if you

1098
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 1: want to send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories,

1099
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 1: if you want to tell us how you grease up,

1100
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 1: send it all to mymama pod at gmail dot com.

1101
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 1: We would love to hear from you. That's everything. We

1102
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 1: did it by bitch.

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Speaker 2: Chips in all Quali bears are racists money some man

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Speaker 2: of turkey stuffing.

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Speaker 3: I can't help me nothing. H