Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to the to ZiT Show
Speaker 1: with Jay Trendo.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yesh, he's back.
Speaker 3: You've seen this, you heard about seen you see hear
Speaker 3: what happened to my face? Have a I don't know,
Speaker 3: maybe doing some hopping, some gas, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was a terrible Jay Leno. My name is Jack.
Speaker 1: That over there is Miles grad Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: yeah uh. And this is the episode where we tell
Speaker 1: you what is trending. It is Tuesday, November nineteenth, about
Speaker 1: one point thirty five where we are, Oh, you know what,
Speaker 1: it's the anniversary of the Malice at the Palace today,
Speaker 1: is it really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, happened on November nineteenth.
Speaker 4: I forgot to mention that I should have said that
Speaker 4: in this morning's episode.
Speaker 1: What a time to be alive.
Speaker 4: Man, Oh shit, when hecklers can find out how unhinged some.
Speaker 1: Of the athletes are too. That was such a big game,
Speaker 1: Like those were two of the best teams in the
Speaker 1: Eastern Conference, to the point that I was watching it
Speaker 1: at a bar in New York before it happened, like
Speaker 1: it was just on national television. Yeah, like yeah, yeah. Anyways,
Speaker 1: shout out to ron our test aka at a world
Speaker 1: peace and peace and want something else. Now, I don't know,
Speaker 1: change his name, sure dead name, Yeah, shout out him.
Speaker 1: Uh so this is uh some of.
Speaker 2: The stuff Sandyford test now all right, I like it.
Speaker 1: I love that for him. So jay Leno looks like
Speaker 1: he just got through the malice in the Palace, Like
Speaker 1: he just his face just took all the punches from
Speaker 1: the malice in the Palace. This is I don't know
Speaker 1: exactly what's going on with Jay Leno. He Yeah, a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago had like a bad fire and
Speaker 1: then like came out and was like, yeah, look at me,
Speaker 1: I'm hideous, like I obviously I've been burned. I look
Speaker 1: like Freddy Krueger. And he just.
Speaker 2: Owns in another accident. Yeah, he learned theself after the
Speaker 2: fire thing.
Speaker 1: I actually didn't couldn't tell that he'd been burned.
Speaker 4: Then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's been all sorts of accidents, and recently TMZ
Speaker 1: caught up to Jay Leno outside a comedy show and
Speaker 1: he had an eye patch on and an entire side
Speaker 1: of his face was purple.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Anyway, so this is him explaining what happened. It looks
Speaker 4: it looks terrible, like to see someone at his age.
Speaker 4: With these kinds of injuries, You're like, oh, this is
Speaker 4: this is all kinds of bad. But we'll hear him
Speaker 4: explain it.
Speaker 2: I'm holding up fine, I'm right here.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you, okay. Can I ask you what happened?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I was standa hotel was on a hill.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, there was a.
Speaker 1: I said, when's a good place?
Speaker 2: Oh, at the bottom of throwing out the restaurant was there.
Speaker 1: He's pointing down.
Speaker 2: I didn't have a car, so he had.
Speaker 4: To go walk about a mile and a half around.
Speaker 4: I said, well, hill doesn't look that Steve, uh huh,
Speaker 4: about sixty seventy feet.
Speaker 2: Let me see if I can go down the hill doubt.
Speaker 4: And then I fell down.
Speaker 1: So you rolled down the hill, Roll down.
Speaker 2: The hill, get my head on a rock, knock.
Speaker 3: Me in the eye.
Speaker 1: His eye is uh, I mean he's closing it, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it's swollen pretty bad.
Speaker 4: This is the kind of thing like when you have
Speaker 4: elderly grandparents, like these are kinds of things. You know,
Speaker 4: all right, they can't live alone anymore? Like that was
Speaker 4: the last straw? What the fuck just happened? This is
Speaker 4: I don't know. I think we're a bit. Is this
Speaker 4: the dubious explanations panel adjourning right now?
Speaker 1: Shout do we so what dubious explanations board is in session? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you think Jack and Jill ass universe? Is
Speaker 1: that where I was on a hill, look down the hill,
Speaker 1: restaurant at the bottom of the hill. No car, So
Speaker 1: I had to just walk down the hill. I tumbled
Speaker 1: ass over tea down the hill and smashed the side
Speaker 1: of my head on a rock, on a rock.
Speaker 4: Now this is where I'm This is where my eyebrows
Speaker 4: go up in suspicion.
Speaker 2: He says he didn't have a car.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the man practically is a fucking car
Speaker 4: like Jay lent more. People, when you hear Jay Leno,
Speaker 4: you think a car. People don't even know that he
Speaker 4: was a late night host at this point.
Speaker 1: And now just that guy with all the cars, and
Speaker 1: I'd imagine you're doing a gig is Jay Leno, and
Speaker 1: you're like, where'd I get something to eat?
Speaker 4: They're gonna be like, hey, walk a mile and a
Speaker 4: half down the mountain to go eat. Like you'd think
Speaker 4: maybe this guy would have a driver or something.
Speaker 2: When you're at that level of fame, I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is how like drunk college students die, you know,
Speaker 1: like they're like and then he was trying to walk
Speaker 1: away two miles on the highway to get to Jack
Speaker 1: in the box and he didn't make it.
Speaker 4: You know, Like, this is my question if he thought, okay,
Speaker 4: as the binary between take them one and a half
Speaker 4: mile road down the hill, I'll just fucking go down
Speaker 4: this steep incline of us like a mountain.
Speaker 2: Face to get there. How are you going to get up?
Speaker 2: You're gonna climb up the fucking mountain.
Speaker 1: Again at that point? Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Jay. I have had to explain away bad facial injuries
Speaker 1: before that happened, because I was, you know, under the influence,
Speaker 1: and the story I came up with was exactly as
Speaker 1: convincing as that one. I was playing basketball, jumped up,
Speaker 1: someone took out my legs and I forgot to put
Speaker 1: my hands down. I was like, no, that didn't happen, man.
Speaker 1: But and guess what when I told that to people
Speaker 1: at work, nobody believed it.
Speaker 4: I can see the outline of like the bottom of
Speaker 4: a twelve ans can.
Speaker 2: Like it looks like like, let me line it up.
Speaker 1: Did you try it is. What happened to my face
Speaker 1: is I just kept trying to drink, but I was
Speaker 1: trying so hard, hitting myself in the face. I had
Speaker 1: a drinking problem in all the ways, the airplane way
Speaker 1: and also the other way. Exactly. Yeah, but anyways, I
Speaker 1: don't know. May you're too old for this, Yeah, too
Speaker 1: old for this shit. Get just take cars. All right.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about a great product for the lib braned
Speaker 1: out there. A cruise line is selling a four year
Speaker 1: long trip to avoid Trump's second term altogether. So they
Speaker 1: announced that they're offering special four year cruises for Americans
Speaker 1: who want to take off and just skip trunks Trump's
Speaker 1: second term altogether. It's called Skip Forward. They say they'll
Speaker 1: also offer a one year escape from reality and a
Speaker 1: two year midterm selection if you want to return to
Speaker 1: Land in time for the midterm elections. This is I
Speaker 1: don't know, but first of all, you'll be on a
Speaker 1: small boat with God. I can't imagine a great group. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of dude, I would.
Speaker 4: If I was a fucking maga troll, I'd be like,
Speaker 4: guess who's going on that cruise?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, fucking.
Speaker 2: Time you've read all your maga shit, and you're like, ah,
Speaker 2: where are we going?
Speaker 1: Where we're going?
Speaker 2: Yeah at forty grand a year, they say, or just
Speaker 2: under forty grand a year.
Speaker 1: Great, great, Great.
Speaker 2: This is for such a specific kind of person.
Speaker 4: Which is also interesting because the it like I it
Speaker 4: sounds like while a lot of like right wing medias
Speaker 4: like look what the liberal snowflakes are trying to do,
Speaker 4: it sounds like this was going to be for whoever
Speaker 4: lost Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like Cruise Line said that they were going
Speaker 1: to do this regardless, like had the election results been different,
Speaker 1: they would have just like done the like were mega
Speaker 1: cruise Okay, so cool? Yeah, just right wingers who wanted
Speaker 1: to flee the country during Harris's term.
Speaker 4: You will still be like, you will still have the
Speaker 4: dishonor of like disembarking a ship at a port and
Speaker 4: then saying you're American because guess you know, to get
Speaker 4: ready for that that stench to follow you around the
Speaker 4: fucking planet.
Speaker 1: Unless this is a cruise just around the Texas Florida
Speaker 1: portion of the Gulf of Mexico, You're not going to
Speaker 1: be beloved wherever you land.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, do you remember what it was like
Speaker 2: being an American? During the Bush years and going abroad. Yeah, fuck,
Speaker 2: that was the wild. I just remember.
Speaker 4: I remember being in England and having my accent get
Speaker 4: clocked and then like three dudes just pulled up on me.
Speaker 4: Yeah you're from America, but I'm like, what the dude, No,
Speaker 4: I'm Jack Toronto, Man Toronto, Toronto.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Man's is marved bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.
Speaker 4: It wasn't a great feeling because at the time, it
Speaker 4: was like what the fuck are y'all doing?
Speaker 2: In Iraq?
Speaker 4: Was like all the things people would say to you,
Speaker 4: and who knows where this one's gonna lead to.
Speaker 2: But anyway, take that take that cruise.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Morgan with an Irish woman who told me
Speaker 1: that America deserved nine to eleven and it really like
Speaker 1: fucked me up, like whoa damn, but she's really cute.
Speaker 2: But you know what we did, You're right, Shavon.
Speaker 1: We did.
Speaker 4: We did, We did deserve it.
Speaker 1: And that's where all my politics come from. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why it was anti Bush. Anyways, good good luck to
Speaker 1: like it would be interesting like we I think there's
Speaker 1: been we've covered before, like very long term cruises, like
Speaker 1: year long cruises.
Speaker 4: Right, So one wacky one that people are doing like
Speaker 4: around the world. I think on it.
Speaker 1: With the right documentary crew in tow this could be
Speaker 1: a good documentary. Yeah, as long as they're willing to
Speaker 1: really delve into all the ways that this is going
Speaker 1: to go existentially and spiritually horribly.
Speaker 4: For this all the people who if you are like,
Speaker 4: you're like, oh god, a Trump presidency, I need to
Speaker 4: take a four year cruise. Yeah, that already says so
Speaker 4: much like in what you can afford how you look
Speaker 4: at the world, though, a documentary would be nice to
Speaker 4: see those people.
Speaker 1: Miles and I will like, we are going a little
Speaker 1: bit hard on this idea because we're in the process
Speaker 1: of working with a company to develop a four year
Speaker 1: medically in induced coma for people who don't want to
Speaker 1: live through a second Trump presidency. Yeah, so doesn't that
Speaker 1: sound so much easier?
Speaker 2: News coming soon, News coming soon.
Speaker 1: The vacation of your dreams, exactly what work, whatever you want. Anyways,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back, and we're at the gates of hell.
Speaker 4: Hell Yeah, Matt Gates, he's still tapped to be the
Speaker 4: next Attorney General. As we talked about before, there have
Speaker 4: been a lot of groans coming from the right, but
Speaker 4: until it was just mostly groans that were the.
Speaker 1: Kinds of noises you make this guy.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm very shocked.
Speaker 4: That's just a way to make it up here, like
Speaker 4: you are opposed to something but doing absolutely nothing about it.
Speaker 4: But now more and more Republicans are coming out against
Speaker 4: him and asking Trump to pull the nomination, despite Trump
Speaker 4: reaching out to senators to.
Speaker 2: Be like, hey, give him a shot, give him a shot.
Speaker 4: The problem for GOP senators is that they feel like
Speaker 4: going through this charade of the confirmation is kind of
Speaker 4: a lose lose situation, Like if they go through with it,
Speaker 4: then a lot of senators that are up for reelection
Speaker 4: in twenty twenty six feel like it could seal their fates.
Speaker 4: And then on the other hand, if they refuse to confirm,
Speaker 4: they would face the wrath of like a Musk funded
Speaker 4: MAGA primary challenger. So yeah, only good options on the table.
Speaker 4: I mean, you can either do what.
Speaker 2: You need to to keep your little office as senator
Speaker 2: or whatever. I don't why am I even trying to appeal.
Speaker 1: I feel so sorry for Miles.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would not want to be them.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Cash twenty two but yeah, at this point, it would
Speaker 4: be like a total waste of political capital and time
Speaker 4: to push Gates through, especially when you consider now that
Speaker 4: like the lawyer representing Gates as a users has said
Speaker 4: that one of his clients witnessed everything like including the
Speaker 4: paying for sex with minors and the actual sexual acts.
Speaker 4: Mark Wayne Mullen, who's like the tough guy congressman who
Speaker 4: wants to fight everybody he wants, he went on cn
Speaker 4: CNBC to sort of pretend as if he was like
Speaker 4: shocked by this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the CNBA higher political comportment is say it
Speaker 1: to my face exactly. And so he's on to make
Speaker 1: a comment about, you know, a statutory rape and this
Speaker 1: is this is how this sort of segment went. Kudos
Speaker 1: to the CNBC anchor for being very charitable with her
Speaker 1: description of what happened.
Speaker 5: He heard from the lawyer from some of the people
Speaker 5: who did testify to the House Ethics Committee that he
Speaker 5: had a client who testified that she had not only
Speaker 5: seen him pay for sex with women, but also engage
Speaker 5: in sex with the seventeen year old woman had a
Speaker 5: drug fueled party. Is that something that concerns.
Speaker 1: You or if it is true?
Speaker 2: And I mean, I got to say that if that
Speaker 2: is true. Now what I've see that is true?
Speaker 1: What now?
Speaker 2: Now what I masterful fucking cowardice that about Matt Gates
Speaker 2: is one hundred percent through. Every word that I said
Speaker 2: was accurate. But as I will say, we'll go through
Speaker 2: this process like we should. And if that is in
Speaker 2: the report, then that is going to be very problematic
Speaker 2: to move forward.
Speaker 4: If it is in the report. Now, if it's not
Speaker 4: in the report and it's just being reported out as news.
Speaker 2: Then we then we will then we will just ignore it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then he goes on to basically be like,
Speaker 1: but if it's what the president wants, then obviously we're
Speaker 1: going to get on board with it.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, we will see seventeen year old woman, Wow?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Can this is language is very important, y'all, especially with this.
Speaker 1: I also don't know, like, do they have that much
Speaker 1: to worry about because it seems like the Democrats are
Speaker 1: just all getting on board with the appeasement and the
Speaker 1: guys we got to bring the temperature down. Appeasement. I
Speaker 1: heard that fascism, the problem is division being divided as
Speaker 1: a nation.
Speaker 4: I remember the History Channel being on in the background
Speaker 4: a lot in the nineties, and I remember hearing this
Speaker 4: word appeasement, but I forget if it worked and who
Speaker 4: it was in regards to. But whatever, probably nothing, probably
Speaker 4: nothing relevant today. Marjorie Taylor Green, though, has made it
Speaker 4: known that if anyone tries to get Gates's ethics report
Speaker 4: to be released, they will face consequences because if yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't know, if we I think we did talk
Speaker 4: about this. Gates had like a tactical like resignation in
Speaker 4: order to basically not be within the jurisdiction of the
Speaker 4: House Ethics Committee to continue looking into his criminal behavior,
Speaker 4: alleged criminal behavior. So this is what Marjorie Taylor Green says,
Speaker 4: quote for my fellow Republican colleagues in the House and Senate,
Speaker 4: if we're going to release ethics reports and rip apart
Speaker 4: our own that Trump has appointed, then put it all
Speaker 4: out there for the America people to see. Yes, all
Speaker 4: the ethics reports and claims, including the one I filed,
Speaker 4: all your sexual harassment and assault claims that were secretly
Speaker 4: settled paying off victims with taxpayer money, the entire Jeffrey
Speaker 4: Epstein files, tapes, recordings, witness interviews, but not just those,
Speaker 4: There's more. Epstein wasn't isn't the only asset If we're
Speaker 4: gonna dance, let's all dance in the sunlight.
Speaker 2: Oh sure we do, Now what are you?
Speaker 1: First of all, she's speaking directly to Republicans, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I know you guys have done a lot of really
Speaker 1: bad shit. Guys, may I remind you we're the bad guy?
Speaker 1: We have thattext?
Speaker 4: This is the other Yeah, And it's like feels like
Speaker 4: I don't know if she's trying to make it seem
Speaker 4: like Democrats are like everyone's trying to.
Speaker 2: Get the report released.
Speaker 4: But I think she's just saying, like, I've got a
Speaker 4: dead hand trigger to be like, oh if dead man's hand,
Speaker 4: if anything happens everybody. I don't know, but it's not.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's the l when you're like,
Speaker 4: but if you don't, then I'm perfectly fine protecting sexual predators.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of any party affiliation, you want to dance, Let's dance.
Speaker 1: That is like a bad that's an eighties movie bad guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's wild.
Speaker 2: That's someone who's never danced before.
Speaker 4: You you're not for dancing if you're like, let's dance,
Speaker 4: and this probably throwing a switchblade from hand to hand.
Speaker 1: Exactly. That is the energy of if we're going to dance,
Speaker 1: let's all dance in the sunlight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we need Bruce Wayne to come out and be like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm dancing straight up.
Speaker 1: Guys, man, just bad guys. Guys. What do you you want?
Speaker 1: You want me to tell them what you did my
Speaker 1: fellow Republicans? Exactly? Yikes, Nancy Mayce speaking of Republicans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of bad Republicans.
Speaker 4: So, you know, every time we've brought her up, she's
Speaker 4: like the person who's like telling her staff like, I
Speaker 4: must have nine hundred television.
Speaker 2: Appearances per day or you are fired.
Speaker 4: I don't care about any of legend, any legislative business,
Speaker 4: not my come in front of me as a as
Speaker 4: a politician.
Speaker 2: But she's at it again.
Speaker 4: This time she's bullying Representative Sarah McBride, who's the first
Speaker 4: transgender member of Congress. She's making a bunch of noises
Speaker 4: about introducing a bill to ban trans women from using
Speaker 4: the women's bathroom at the Capitol. Everyone's like, of course here,
Speaker 4: like again, why are Democrats so focused on trans people
Speaker 4: that this is no deal? Yeah, you know, Democrats, if
Speaker 4: you wanted to prove that you aren't total empty skin
Speaker 4: bags out there. Maybe come together to defend your fellow
Speaker 4: member of Congress.
Speaker 1: Maybe whoa, whoa, I don't know what, Just how do
Speaker 1: you want to be so divisive and defends human beings?
Speaker 1: Miles right right, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be
Speaker 1: divisive by being against your bigotry.
Speaker 2: I will, I will, I will fall all the way back. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just more more right wing nonsense.
Speaker 4: A lot of people pointed out though that you know,
Speaker 4: when you when you were actually like a member of Congress,
Speaker 4: you have your own restrooms in your office. But again
Speaker 4: this is more performative shit because again Nancy Mays has
Speaker 4: to be on TV, and unfortunately she's just doing it
Speaker 4: in the most craving way possible.
Speaker 1: So hey, yeah, indeed, all right, big update on one
Speaker 1: of the leading candidates for our Story of the Year,
Speaker 1: Glasgow Willy Wonka. The Glasgow Willy Wonka scammer is now
Speaker 1: a registered sex offender. Yeah fortunately, Yeah. The guy behind
Speaker 1: the event, not to mention a number of terrible AI novels,
Speaker 1: Billy cool coo ULLL, is now a registered sex offender
Speaker 1: guilty of abusive behavior after bombarding a woman with explicit pictures.
Speaker 1: It began in March, just after the Willy Wonka event,
Speaker 1: and his courtroom defense was to blame the Wonka have
Speaker 1: for taking a toll on his mental health and thus
Speaker 1: driving him to repeatedly harass and threaten someone.
Speaker 4: I don't want to blame it all on my Willy
Speaker 4: Wonka event, but ray, it did have a It was
Speaker 4: a serious contribution of my already proven track record of
Speaker 4: being a duplicitous uh you know, manipulator.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool cool? Yeah, So for I don't know, you
Speaker 1: hate to see it, you do hate to see it?
Speaker 1: Also feel like it's going to hurt the that story
Speaker 1: in ever year end story tournament.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well a port and addendum that will have
Speaker 4: to attach, Yeah, because yeah, it's come full circle. It's Yeah,
Speaker 4: what happened to just scammers who fade away and shame
Speaker 4: into the darkness?
Speaker 1: Does that never actually happen? Gonna say it?
Speaker 2: Wait, I don't think they do ever.
Speaker 1: No, they're almost they're almost always pathologically bad people. Nah
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, okay, yeah, So listeners, if you haven't seen,
Speaker 1: we've been asking for for submissions on Blue Sky, but
Speaker 1: we'll be recording tomorrow, so we need we need your
Speaker 1: ideas today. But we're going to be recording a tournament
Speaker 1: of the top sixteen stories we covered this year, everything
Speaker 1: from Willy Wanka Glasgow to the pole vlter who got
Speaker 1: caught on his dick going over the yeah yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: hoisted by his own petard to the AI Slop paragraph
Speaker 1: that broke Miles's brain. Yeah yeah. But let us know
Speaker 1: any stories that jumped out to you. What was the
Speaker 1: one that I was saying, so somebody suggested that I
Speaker 1: was like, that is definitely one that we missed. Covenant
Speaker 1: Eye will be on this great suggestion and we will
Speaker 1: be shouting you out whoever recommends stories that get on
Speaker 1: the list. Yep, all right, those are some of the
Speaker 1: things that are trending on this Tuesday, November nineteenth. We
Speaker 1: are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show.
Speaker 1: It's one of the best guests of our favorite guests.
Speaker 1: Tune in for that. Until then, be kind to each other,
Speaker 1: be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, get your flu shot,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow. Bye bye.