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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to the to ZiT Show

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Speaker 1: with Jay Trendo.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, yesh, he's back.

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Speaker 3: You've seen this, you heard about seen you see hear

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Speaker 3: what happened to my face? Have a I don't know,

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Speaker 3: maybe doing some hopping, some gas, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It was a terrible Jay Leno. My name is Jack.

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Speaker 1: That over there is Miles grad Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah

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Speaker 1: yeah uh. And this is the episode where we tell

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Speaker 1: you what is trending. It is Tuesday, November nineteenth, about

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Speaker 1: one point thirty five where we are, Oh, you know what,

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Speaker 1: it's the anniversary of the Malice at the Palace today,

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Speaker 1: is it really?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, happened on November nineteenth.

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Speaker 4: I forgot to mention that I should have said that

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Speaker 4: in this morning's episode.

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Speaker 1: What a time to be alive.

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Speaker 4: Man, Oh shit, when hecklers can find out how unhinged some.

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Speaker 1: Of the athletes are too. That was such a big game,

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Speaker 1: Like those were two of the best teams in the

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Speaker 1: Eastern Conference, to the point that I was watching it

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Speaker 1: at a bar in New York before it happened, like

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Speaker 1: it was just on national television. Yeah, like yeah, yeah. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: shout out to ron our test aka at a world

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Speaker 1: peace and peace and want something else. Now, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: change his name, sure dead name, Yeah, shout out him.

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Speaker 1: Uh so this is uh some of.

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Speaker 2: The stuff Sandyford test now all right, I like it.

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Speaker 1: I love that for him. So jay Leno looks like

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Speaker 1: he just got through the malice in the Palace, Like

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Speaker 1: he just his face just took all the punches from

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Speaker 1: the malice in the Palace. This is I don't know

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Speaker 1: exactly what's going on with Jay Leno. He Yeah, a

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Speaker 1: couple of years ago had like a bad fire and

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Speaker 1: then like came out and was like, yeah, look at me,

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Speaker 1: I'm hideous, like I obviously I've been burned. I look

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Speaker 1: like Freddy Krueger. And he just.

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Speaker 2: Owns in another accident. Yeah, he learned theself after the

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Speaker 2: fire thing.

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Speaker 1: I actually didn't couldn't tell that he'd been burned.

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Speaker 4: Then.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's been all sorts of accidents, and recently TMZ

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Speaker 1: caught up to Jay Leno outside a comedy show and

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Speaker 1: he had an eye patch on and an entire side

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Speaker 1: of his face was purple.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, so this is him explaining what happened. It looks

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Speaker 4: it looks terrible, like to see someone at his age.

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Speaker 4: With these kinds of injuries, You're like, oh, this is

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Speaker 4: this is all kinds of bad. But we'll hear him

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Speaker 4: explain it.

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Speaker 2: I'm holding up fine, I'm right here.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking to you, okay. Can I ask you what happened?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 2: I was standa hotel was on a hill.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh, there was a.

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Speaker 1: I said, when's a good place?

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Speaker 2: Oh, at the bottom of throwing out the restaurant was there.

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Speaker 1: He's pointing down.

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Speaker 2: I didn't have a car, so he had.

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Speaker 4: To go walk about a mile and a half around.

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Speaker 4: I said, well, hill doesn't look that Steve, uh huh,

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Speaker 4: about sixty seventy feet.

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Speaker 2: Let me see if I can go down the hill doubt.

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Speaker 4: And then I fell down.

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Speaker 1: So you rolled down the hill, Roll down.

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Speaker 2: The hill, get my head on a rock, knock.

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Speaker 3: Me in the eye.

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Speaker 1: His eye is uh, I mean he's closing it, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's swollen pretty bad.

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Speaker 4: This is the kind of thing like when you have

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Speaker 4: elderly grandparents, like these are kinds of things. You know,

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Speaker 4: all right, they can't live alone anymore? Like that was

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Speaker 4: the last straw? What the fuck just happened? This is

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I think we're a bit. Is this

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Speaker 4: the dubious explanations panel adjourning right now?

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Speaker 1: Shout do we so what dubious explanations board is in session? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what do you think Jack and Jill ass universe? Is

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Speaker 1: that where I was on a hill, look down the hill,

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Speaker 1: restaurant at the bottom of the hill. No car, So

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Speaker 1: I had to just walk down the hill. I tumbled

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Speaker 1: ass over tea down the hill and smashed the side

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Speaker 1: of my head on a rock, on a rock.

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Speaker 4: Now this is where I'm This is where my eyebrows

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Speaker 4: go up in suspicion.

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Speaker 2: He says he didn't have a car.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the man practically is a fucking car

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Speaker 4: like Jay lent more. People, when you hear Jay Leno,

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Speaker 4: you think a car. People don't even know that he

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Speaker 1: And now just that guy with all the cars, and

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Speaker 1: I'd imagine you're doing a gig is Jay Leno, and

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Speaker 1: you're like, where'd I get something to eat?

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Speaker 4: They're gonna be like, hey, walk a mile and a

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Speaker 4: half down the mountain to go eat. Like you'd think

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Speaker 4: maybe this guy would have a driver or something.

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Speaker 2: When you're at that level of fame, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: This is how like drunk college students die, you know,

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Speaker 1: like they're like and then he was trying to walk

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Speaker 1: away two miles on the highway to get to Jack

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Speaker 1: in the box and he didn't make it.

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Speaker 4: You know, Like, this is my question if he thought, okay,

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Speaker 4: as the binary between take them one and a half

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Speaker 4: mile road down the hill, I'll just fucking go down

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Speaker 4: this steep incline of us like a mountain.

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Speaker 2: Face to get there. How are you going to get up?

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Speaker 2: You're gonna climb up the fucking mountain.

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Speaker 1: Again at that point? Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Jay. I have had to explain away bad facial injuries

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Speaker 1: before that happened, because I was, you know, under the influence,

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Speaker 1: and the story I came up with was exactly as

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Speaker 1: convincing as that one. I was playing basketball, jumped up,

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Speaker 1: someone took out my legs and I forgot to put

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Speaker 1: my hands down. I was like, no, that didn't happen, man.

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Speaker 1: But and guess what when I told that to people

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Speaker 1: at work, nobody believed it.

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Speaker 4: I can see the outline of like the bottom of

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Speaker 4: a twelve ans can.

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Speaker 2: Like it looks like like, let me line it up.

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Speaker 1: Did you try it is. What happened to my face

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Speaker 1: is I just kept trying to drink, but I was

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Speaker 1: trying so hard, hitting myself in the face. I had

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Speaker 1: a drinking problem in all the ways, the airplane way

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Speaker 1: and also the other way. Exactly. Yeah, but anyways, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. May you're too old for this, Yeah, too

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Speaker 1: old for this shit. Get just take cars. All right.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about a great product for the lib braned

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Speaker 1: out there. A cruise line is selling a four year

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Speaker 1: long trip to avoid Trump's second term altogether. So they

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Speaker 1: announced that they're offering special four year cruises for Americans

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Speaker 1: who want to take off and just skip trunks Trump's

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Speaker 1: second term altogether. It's called Skip Forward. They say they'll

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Speaker 1: also offer a one year escape from reality and a

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Speaker 1: two year midterm selection if you want to return to

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Speaker 1: Land in time for the midterm elections. This is I

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Speaker 1: don't know, but first of all, you'll be on a

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Speaker 1: small boat with God. I can't imagine a great group. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of dude, I would.

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Speaker 4: If I was a fucking maga troll, I'd be like,

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Speaker 4: guess who's going on that cruise?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, fucking.

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Speaker 2: Time you've read all your maga shit, and you're like, ah,

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Speaker 2: where are we going?

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Speaker 1: Where we're going?

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Speaker 2: Yeah at forty grand a year, they say, or just

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Speaker 2: under forty grand a year.

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Speaker 1: Great, great, Great.

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Speaker 2: This is for such a specific kind of person.

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Speaker 4: Which is also interesting because the it like I it

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Speaker 4: sounds like while a lot of like right wing medias

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Speaker 4: like look what the liberal snowflakes are trying to do,

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Speaker 4: it sounds like this was going to be for whoever

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Speaker 4: lost Like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like Cruise Line said that they were going

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Speaker 1: to do this regardless, like had the election results been different,

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Speaker 1: they would have just like done the like were mega

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Speaker 1: cruise Okay, so cool? Yeah, just right wingers who wanted

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Speaker 1: to flee the country during Harris's term.

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Speaker 4: You will still be like, you will still have the

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Speaker 4: dishonor of like disembarking a ship at a port and

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Speaker 4: then saying you're American because guess you know, to get

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Speaker 4: ready for that that stench to follow you around the

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Speaker 4: fucking planet.

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Speaker 1: Unless this is a cruise just around the Texas Florida

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Speaker 1: portion of the Gulf of Mexico, You're not going to

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Speaker 1: be beloved wherever you land.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, do you remember what it was like

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Speaker 2: being an American? During the Bush years and going abroad. Yeah, fuck,

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Speaker 2: that was the wild. I just remember.

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Speaker 4: I remember being in England and having my accent get

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Speaker 4: clocked and then like three dudes just pulled up on me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you're from America, but I'm like, what the dude, No,

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Speaker 4: I'm Jack Toronto, Man Toronto, Toronto.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Man's is marved bro.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it was.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't a great feeling because at the time, it

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Speaker 4: was like what the fuck are y'all doing?

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Speaker 2: In Iraq?

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Speaker 4: Was like all the things people would say to you,

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Speaker 4: and who knows where this one's gonna lead to.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, take that take that cruise.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure Morgan with an Irish woman who told me

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Speaker 1: that America deserved nine to eleven and it really like

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Speaker 1: fucked me up, like whoa damn, but she's really cute.

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Speaker 2: But you know what we did, You're right, Shavon.

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Speaker 1: We did.

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Speaker 4: We did, We did deserve it.

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Speaker 1: And that's where all my politics come from. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: why it was anti Bush. Anyways, good good luck to

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Speaker 1: like it would be interesting like we I think there's

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Speaker 1: been we've covered before, like very long term cruises, like

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Speaker 1: year long cruises.

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Speaker 4: Right, So one wacky one that people are doing like

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Speaker 4: around the world. I think on it.

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Speaker 1: With the right documentary crew in tow this could be

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Speaker 1: a good documentary. Yeah, as long as they're willing to

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Speaker 1: really delve into all the ways that this is going

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Speaker 1: to go existentially and spiritually horribly.

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Speaker 4: For this all the people who if you are like,

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Speaker 4: you're like, oh god, a Trump presidency, I need to

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Speaker 4: take a four year cruise. Yeah, that already says so

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Speaker 4: much like in what you can afford how you look

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Speaker 4: at the world, though, a documentary would be nice to

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Speaker 4: see those people.

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Speaker 1: Miles and I will like, we are going a little

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Speaker 1: bit hard on this idea because we're in the process

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Speaker 1: of working with a company to develop a four year

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Speaker 1: medically in induced coma for people who don't want to

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Speaker 1: live through a second Trump presidency. Yeah, so doesn't that

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Speaker 1: sound so much easier?

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Speaker 2: News coming soon, News coming soon.

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Speaker 1: The vacation of your dreams, exactly what work, whatever you want. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.

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Speaker 1: And we're back, and we're at the gates of hell.

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Speaker 4: Hell Yeah, Matt Gates, he's still tapped to be the

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Speaker 4: next Attorney General. As we talked about before, there have

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Speaker 4: been a lot of groans coming from the right, but

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Speaker 4: until it was just mostly groans that were the.

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Speaker 1: Kinds of noises you make this guy.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm very shocked.

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Speaker 4: I don't care about any of legend, any legislative business,

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Speaker 4: This time she's bullying Representative Sarah McBride, who's the first

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