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Speaker 1: You found us.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcast. You know, it's morning Radio really

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Speaker 2: whenever you want it. This is where exactly, it's Brooke

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning. Let's get the show started.

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: You know what I just noticed? It's June.

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Speaker 1: Wild is the middle of the year.

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Speaker 4: Wow, It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: And I'm glancing around the room right now, and it's

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Speaker 5: looking to me like it's gonna be a bad girl summer.

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Speaker 1: What do you see that I see? I figured you

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Speaker 1: two must be talking about yourself.

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Speaker 6: We rarely do.

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Speaker 5: This to help out the single men in our audience

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Speaker 5: in case they're looking to rise down some batties this season.

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Speaker 5: But we've got two experts in the room who are

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Speaker 5: both married, Brooke and our digital producer Jake Yes. And

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Speaker 5: I'd like to turn down the music here for a

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Speaker 5: second and do a little role play.

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Speaker 4: Sash. All right, let's say that you two are unattached

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Speaker 4: in this scenario.

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Speaker 5: You're sing, Brook, stop unbuttoning. Okay, we're just pretending here.

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Speaker 1: This is actually going over my head.

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Speaker 4: Take it all the way off for this exercise. Imagine

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Speaker 4: you two are in.

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Speaker 1: A park Oh hello, Jake, why is this music starflaing.

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Speaker 5: And Jake, you notice her giant quadvocals sparkling from across

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Speaker 5: the lake. I need you to subtly initiate the flirting

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Speaker 5: and show all of our single male listeners how to

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Speaker 5: whiz and go.

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Speaker 7: Excuse me, miss, those glasses are very dangerous and they're

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Speaker 7: starting fires all over the park. Why don't you take

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Speaker 7: them off and take your hair down?

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Speaker 1: Are you saying? Are you saying that this a stigmatism

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Speaker 1: is hot?

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Speaker 4: That's not exactly what I'm saying.

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Speaker 7: There's a lot of people in danger if they started

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Speaker 7: to evacuate the park.

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Speaker 4: Please do just quickly brook light's.

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Speaker 1: Danger, But as will take my pants off.

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Speaker 4: That's not what I said.

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Speaker 8: Man, morning, would you like a little drink from mummy's water.

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Speaker 7: That has not been washed in months?

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Speaker 4: I'm sure of it.

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Speaker 1: I tell you it's not water.

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Speaker 5: Gentlemen, that is how you rise down a baddie.

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Speaker 4: You are welcome. Well, you guys are.

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Speaker 1: Married, No wonder you wouldn't want to snatch this up.

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Speaker 4: Now we got a cool back down.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to toss it over to the ultimate player, Digi. Jake,

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Speaker 5: give us the Digi with some pipe in hot shock collar.

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Speaker 5: Question of the day.

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Speaker 4: Action, I'll just read the question.

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Speaker 9: You go, You're uncomfortable.

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Speaker 7: On this day. Back in nineteen eighty eight, ten years

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Speaker 7: before Alexis was even conceived, a groundbreaking movie hit the

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Speaker 7: silver screen called Bigot That it was starring Tom Hanks.

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Speaker 7: If I had to sum it up, basically, it's about

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Speaker 7: a nine year old boy who dates a thirty six

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Speaker 7: year old woman.

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Speaker 10: I hadn't seen it since I was like seven, and

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Speaker 10: I rewatched with my kids and I was like, no,

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Speaker 10: it's I mean, the piano scene where he's playing the

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Speaker 10: big piano is so awesome cool, But there's moments where

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Speaker 10: I'm like.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a little boy.

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Speaker 7: Yeah so yeah, nine year old boy dating a thirty

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Speaker 7: six year old woman, but the boy is technically trapped

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Speaker 7: inside an adult man's body.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's sweet. It's actually sweet that way.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like Freaky Friday.

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Speaker 7: Friday. So while the movie's filled with magical fortune telling

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Speaker 7: machines and giant piano dances, today we're gonna focus on

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Speaker 7: Tom Hanks's job in the film as a professional toy tester.

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Speaker 7: That's why we're gonna ask you about the top twenty

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Speaker 7: best selling toys of all time in a special big

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Speaker 7: Kid edition. Yes, twenty of twenty now best selling, Yes,

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Speaker 7: best selling. Keep in mind these have to be specific brands,

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Speaker 7: so you can't say Teddy Bears, Marbles, Yo Yos.

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Speaker 9: That's too generic.

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Speaker 7: Also, there's no video games or electronic screens of any kind.

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Speaker 9: No electronics, okay.

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Speaker 7: And the silver saves in play. Let's start with the

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Speaker 7: twenty six year old woman who's stuck in a nine

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Speaker 4: That's Alexis Alexi's Top twenty.

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Speaker 1: It was a thinker there, he meant nine year old boy.

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Speaker 7: At least give me double dear Alexa's top twenty best

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Speaker 7: selling toys of all time.

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Speaker 4: No electronics, I mean.

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Speaker 1: I gotta go just because of how I mean. She's

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Speaker 1: always been trendy, but especially last year.

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Speaker 2: Barbie, Oh great, oh dumb Barbie is number two on

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Speaker 2: my list. Brook interesting Okay, show me Legos.

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Speaker 7: Legos is number one on my list. Nine point two

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Speaker 7: billion dollars in sales just last year.

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Speaker 9: Let's go to Jose. We're go Legos, and we gotta go.

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Speaker 9: Hot wheels maybe.

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Speaker 7: Hot Wheels number three on my list entire top three

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Speaker 9: At one one in my life, I thought I was

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Speaker 9: gonna collect every hot wheel. Yeah, I got four.

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Speaker 1: We're cool.

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Speaker 2: Micro machines were too, though those were tiny hot wheels.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey, let's go to you.

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Speaker 5: It's gonna be hard for me because growing up, my

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Speaker 5: mom didn't really let me play with toys.

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Speaker 9: She just makes sense.

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Speaker 4: Just let me play with a giant stack of cash,

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Speaker 4: and I like play with that.

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Speaker 5: Okay, but banker, Banker, I've heard that commoners like to

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Speaker 5: play with like weird, gross stuff like silly putty.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, silly buddy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but silly putty. Is it like, is it a

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Speaker 9: I think yeah, trademark, I guarantee you.

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Speaker 5: Maybe I'll go with Maybe, I'll go with another. A

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Speaker 5: lot of people like to build stuff when they're little.

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Speaker 5: Go with Lincoln logs. God, people like Lincoln logs.

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Speaker 7: Lincoln Logs did not make the top twenty child from

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Speaker 7: the nineteen fifty.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna play with more in my cash over here,

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Speaker 4: will you guys finish?

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Speaker 7: Let's go back to Alexis.

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Speaker 1: I'm just sticking to the dollar route. That's all I

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Speaker 8: Like American Girl dolls are so expensive, I feel like

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Speaker 1: Oh man, but all the knockoffs, I mean anything that

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Speaker 8: So right, we're gonna go American Girl out slash knockoff

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Speaker 7: American Girl dolls did not make the top twenty best

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Speaker 7: selling toys of all time were over to Brook.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just trying to think of big brands, right

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Speaker 5: The older the toys are, the better the chance are

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Speaker 5: that they're going to make this list because it's just

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Speaker 2: You said, Lincoln, Lots nobody see any older.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I would go for Plato. Show me Plato.

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Speaker 7: Lato is number twenty on my list, barely Over to Jose.

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Speaker 4: Board games count right, I would.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say, it's not really a toy you think

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Speaker 5: of items you pick up and play.

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Speaker 7: Give me another chance.

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Speaker 9: I have some board games. I'm gonna go give me

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Speaker 9: just Hello Kitty.

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Speaker 7: Hello Kitty did not make my top twenty. That means Brook,

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Speaker 7: You've won today's edition of plenty of twenty. Let's go

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Speaker 7: over some of the best selling toys of all time.

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Speaker 7: The Easy Bake Oven was number four, Silly Putty was

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Speaker 7: on the list number five, Transformers, the Rubik's Cube, the

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Speaker 7: Radio Flyer, Wagon, etch A Sketch, Magic eight Ball, Missed

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Speaker 7: Potato Head, Hula Hoop, Star Wars, Action Figures, g I Joe,

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Speaker 7: the Nerve, Super Soaker, Beanie Babies made the list. Tickle

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Speaker 4: No Piles of cash on They're Weird.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well, since Brooke got it right, she gets to

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Speaker 5: choose who gets shocked, and they're going to be singing

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Speaker 5: drops of Jupiter by train.

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Speaker 2: Okay, obviously you I meane you're a huge train fan.

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Speaker 1: And two Lincoln logs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Son Shane toy shame for my childhood. That's fine. Okay,

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Speaker 4: here we go.

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Speaker 5: Now she's back in the atmosphere. It drops the Jupiter

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Speaker 5: in a hand. That's your shock collar.

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Speaker 3: Question of the day, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Part of our jobs on this show is to keep

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Speaker 5: up with the latest trends that the young cool kids

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Speaker 5: are doing.

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Speaker 4: Right, Brooke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, I'm awesome.

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Speaker 4: Do you agree with me in a younger, cooler sounding wayfully,

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Speaker 4: I'm awesome.

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Speaker 1: That's fire jazz.

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Speaker 4: Oh gosh, it's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Well, apparently the hot thing for gen Z right now

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Speaker 5: is rubbing ointment.

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Speaker 4: For chapped cow utters all over your face at night.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm not even gidding because you know the term slugging,

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Speaker 5: where you moisturize your face by globbing basoline on it.

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Speaker 4: Well, now instead of vasoline or skin cream.

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Speaker 5: Gen Z's using the cow utter moisturizer called bag bomb.

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Speaker 8: Hey, you know what we do in my hometowns. We

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Speaker 8: bring our face right to the utter. So I don't know, dude,

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Speaker 8: that bomb has been around forever. This is like a

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Speaker 8: home remedy thing. Yeah, if you see the tin, you'll

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Speaker 8: know it's that green tin. It's used on babies.

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Speaker 5: It was invented one hundred and twenty five years ago.

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Speaker 5: It was meant for farmers to soothe dry cracked cow

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Speaker 5: utters when they're milking them.

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Speaker 1: No, I think that women use it too when they're milking.

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Speaker 9: I'd be serious, yeah, cracking.

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying on the tin it's meant for that.

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Speaker 4: They have cow utters on there.

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Speaker 5: But all the skinfluencers on TikTok right now are loving

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Speaker 5: it because it costs less than twelve dollars to get

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Speaker 5: one canister of cow creams and they're using it for everything,

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Speaker 5: for lip bomb, for sunburns, literally anything to make you moist.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: As a new mother, sure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, go for it. One influencer said, quote, I keep

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Speaker 4: a ten ounce container at home and a one ounce

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Speaker 4: tin inside my purse at all times.

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Speaker 1: I feel like farm life is just trending right now.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if you're out, if you're at a restaurant, you

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Speaker 5: see a woman rubbing cow utter cream all over herself,

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Speaker 5: don't be mad.

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Speaker 4: She's just cooler and moister than you.

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Speaker 5: Lets you do this right, obviously, let's all let's all

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Speaker 5: rub ourselves down with some calcream if we're gonna do.

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Speaker 4: Laser stories right after this.

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Speaker 5: It's the radio segment that teamed up with the Kardashian

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Speaker 5: Family to launch a new men's basketball league called Shirts

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Speaker 5: or Skims, So you have that option skim it up

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Speaker 5: or just wear a regular T shirt.

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Speaker 1: Everyone looks naked no matter what.

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Speaker 4: Only pre requist it is.

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Speaker 5: With Laser Stories segment where we read weird news stories

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Speaker 5: This first laser story is out of Tennessee. A thirty

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Speaker 5: one year old man named Jonathan Beard allegedly robbed a

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Speaker 1: Oh oh.

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Speaker 5: Allegedly, he assaulted two employees and ran off with three

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Speaker 5: hundred and eighty eight dollars in cash.

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Speaker 1: Ye, dude, that's a lot of waffle money.

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Speaker 5: The police were contacted, but they couldn't find him at first,

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Speaker 5: red roof in a worker set a guy seemed to

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Speaker 1: Roof, like the signe or the actual roof of the building.

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Speaker 9: He thought it was instructions, he read red roof in.

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Speaker 9: He thought, go in the red room.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's actually the roof of the building.

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Speaker 5: Apparently Jonathan had accessed a utility door and was hiding

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Speaker 1: Oh, pretty good hiding.

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Speaker 4: Triumph, Not good enough.

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Speaker 5: Though, because police found them and Jonathan yelled leave me

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Speaker 2: Oh or maybe he thought they were the strippers he

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Speaker 1: You're too early.

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Speaker 5: It's probably the three hundred eighty eight dollars that he

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Speaker 1: Like he just kept falling down.

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Speaker 4: That's right. Police witnessed him.

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Speaker 5: He fell through three straight floors and then police charged

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Speaker 4: And four counts of vandalism.

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Speaker 1: Was four counts, So it's the three holes, Yes, it is.

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Speaker 5: They also recovered three hundred and eighty one of the stolen.

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Speaker 4: Three hundred and eighty eight dollars.

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Speaker 5: The other seven bucks is still missing. This next Lazer

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Speaker 5: story is out of Missouri. Inflation is getting out of control,

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Speaker 5: and we know that firsthand because there's a video making

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Speaker 1: Hey, I don't get.

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Speaker 9: It that you take the weight off so they charge you.

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Speaker 9: He wants to pay.

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Speaker 10: For that ple so he's paying for the skinny part, that's.

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Speaker 1: What he's stealing that. Then he's stealing the fat part.

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Speaker 5: He's not stealing anything. He's just paying for the cheap

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Speaker 9: The store there.

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Speaker 5: The caption ass though, is this a or highly unethical behavior?

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Speaker 1: Dude? You don't buy broken off carrots? You just don't.

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Speaker 9: You don't do that.

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Speaker 4: There's thousands of comments coming in.

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Speaker 5: Some people are saying it's totally wasteful because, like you said,

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Speaker 4: So he's in the ruck, I.

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Speaker 9: Guess I gonna end up in a landfill somewhere.

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Speaker 5: And even a few joke that you should bring a

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Speaker 1: Okay, at that point, just buy yourself a bag of

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Speaker 9: Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 5: Now there are reports of more people doing this across

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Speaker 2: I've been suspicious ever since we talked about that strawberry

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Speaker 1: I'm getting my pathos that.

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Speaker 5: Old lady at the grocery store just hoarding over all

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Speaker 9: She's like, let me wade the cherry after I kicked

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Speaker 5: This next laser story is out of high school headquarters.

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Speaker 5: We've reported on a lot of senior pranks, but nothing

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Speaker 1: Oh No.

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Speaker 5: A group of high schoolers pulled one off in Pasadena, Maryland,

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Speaker 5: and even convinced their entire town that a Trader Joe's

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Speaker 1: In That is so mean.

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Speaker 5: They hung a huge and very official looking banner in

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Speaker 1: I would be so excited.

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Speaker 4: All the residents of Pasadena were totally freaking out of it.

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Speaker 5: Lay Facebook posts were made, gossip was spread, and the

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Speaker 5: excitement grew. That wasn't until one savvy mom finally decided

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Speaker 5: to scan the QR code on the sign, and that's

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Speaker 5: when she knew the whole thing was a joke, because

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Speaker 5: instead of leading to the Trader Joe's website, it went

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Speaker 5: straight to Rick Astley's nineteen eighty seven never Gonna Give

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Speaker 5: You Off.

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Speaker 3: Now you read oh brutal.

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Speaker 4: So how did the citizens take the prank?

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Speaker 3: There?

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Speaker 5: Seems like everyone actually had a pretty good laugh about it.

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Speaker 1: It's a really good phrase.

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Speaker 5: Many said well done, called it creative and impressive. But

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Speaker 5: there was one sad mom who wrote, kids can be

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Speaker 2: There's always one I want to press charging he's finally

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Speaker 2: gonna buy cheap bananas, not cheap anymore.

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Speaker 5: Well, Well, if you only took the best part of

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Speaker 5: the nana snapping. This next leisure story is out of

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Speaker 5: Food News It's taken ten years, but the pizza delivery

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Speaker 5: giant Dominoes has finally struck a deal to offer their pizza.

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Speaker 4: Via Uber Eats.

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Speaker 5: Oh go, and to celerate the milestone, Dominoes hired Lil

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Speaker 5: Wayne to help them give out ten million dollars in

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Speaker 5: free pizza.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna go under like Red l did they learn nothing?

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Speaker 2: You can't give away ten million dollars in free pizza.

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Speaker 5: Lil Wayne's two thousand and eight track A Milli has

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Speaker 5: been remixed to ten Milli for the occasion.

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Speaker 4: This is not the remix, this is the.

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Speaker 5: So Lil Wayne said, I've always loved Dominoes.

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Speaker 4: It's been with me through many late nights on the road.

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Speaker 5: His go to order is Ultimate Pepperoni or Memphis Barbecue

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Speaker 5: chicken Plus. He said, you have to get the bread

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Speaker 5: bites with ranch and garlic sauce.

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Speaker 1: Good choice, honest dollar.

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Speaker 4: So how do you get in on the ten million

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Speaker 4: dollars worth of free pizza? Right now?

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Speaker 5: Anyone ordering Dominoes on Uber Eats who meets the store's

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Speaker 5: delivery minimum will also receive a free medium too topping pizza.

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Speaker 9: That's a great deal.

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Speaker 5: Why'd you buy us those dumb sandwiches today, Broke, we

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Speaker 5: needed a piece run.

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Speaker 1: Why didn't you tell me the story before?

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Speaker 5: And we actually should do a promotion like that on

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Speaker 5: this show. First person who can correctly identify the total

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Speaker 5: number of humps this turtle does during Laser Stories wins

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Speaker 5: a one on one date with our own jose Belona.

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Speaker 9: I hope you get it right, but this is like

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Speaker 9: the totsy roll.

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Speaker 4: How many does it say?

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Speaker 3: Test it in?

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Speaker 5: That means Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 5: the day. We'll do it again the same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: The high school quarterback, the president of the chess club,

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Speaker 5: and the seventy eight year old janitor with a lazy eye.

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Speaker 9: What is happening?

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Speaker 4: What do they all have in common?

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Speaker 5: I mean, yes, Brooke did try to trick all of

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Speaker 5: them into kissing.

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Speaker 4: Her, but chess club kid brute.

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Speaker 5: But also after high school ended, they all went out

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Speaker 5: to the bars in search of love. Tell me everyone

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Speaker 5: about their glory days and that one weird girl with

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Speaker 1: Why they gotta be talking about me like they're.

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Speaker 6: Proud of it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, their confidence was boosted way way up so that

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Speaker 5: reality could knock them back down to earth as we

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Speaker 5: play their over confident voicemails in a brand new loser

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Speaker 5: line coming up right after this?

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Speaker 3: You a minute? Is this the right number? It's the

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Speaker 3: loser line.

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Speaker 4: Good, Just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 4: loser line before. It works like this.

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Speaker 5: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 4: Do you like Mexican food?

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Speaker 11: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Because I want to wrap you in my arms and

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Speaker 4: make you my bay rito whatever you do. She's more

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Speaker 4: of a taco girl. Was this the urge to spit

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Speaker 4: in his pink Senorita? Margarita? Instead tell him that he's

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Speaker 4: the chips to your tub.

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Speaker 5: Of Pico degayo, and then give him the digits of

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Speaker 5: the loser line so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail

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Speaker 5: that we can play on the air.

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Speaker 4: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 12: Next message, Hey, it's the you know from the bus.

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Speaker 12: We met On the bus, I just thought it was

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Speaker 12: incredibly like fortuitous that I needed a lac smith and

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Speaker 12: you're a laxeth So I'm outside his apartment right now.

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Speaker 12: I hope you're on the way because he's usually home

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Speaker 12: around five thirty, so this will not take long and

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Speaker 12: I'll just get in there. I'm gonna find the watch

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Speaker 12: a game from for his birthday, may get it and

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Speaker 12: get out. So hopefully you're just going to show up.

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Speaker 12: I'm looking out see you two.

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Speaker 13: And next message, Wow, what is going on?

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Speaker 5: Locksmith's won't help women break into random guys apartments any

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Speaker 5: want to steal their stuff?

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Speaker 4: What's this world coming to its?

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Speaker 14: Thought?

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Speaker 2: Like locksmiths have to be the most trustworthy of all people.

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Speaker 2: You don't ever hear of them getting busted for breaking

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Speaker 1: I have that power. I would probably abuse.

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Speaker 4: It, Sophie.

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Speaker 6: Uh, I just got to say again, like, it's.

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Speaker 15: So refreshing to meet someone who actually gets it. And

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Speaker 15: if you meet me at mile post thirteen, I'll drive

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Speaker 15: us the rest.

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Speaker 6: Of the way up okay, to the bunker.

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Speaker 15: I just don't want to tell you where it is

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Speaker 15: because you know, then you have to use your phone

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Speaker 15: for directions and you could be tracked and follow their

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Speaker 15: bye well you know, so yeah, once we once we

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Speaker 15: get down in the bunker, I have the fullest stocked,

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Speaker 15: we can have we can have dinner before dark, and well,

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Speaker 15: I guess then we can start putting the plane together

452
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Speaker 15: and get things in motion done les the truth along

453
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Speaker 15: the world, and I'm so excited and I can't wait.

454
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Speaker 15: Make sure you turn the location find her on your

455
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Speaker 15: phone off, like I mean, because that's obviously a deal breaker.

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Speaker 1: Very smart bunker rules one O one.

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Speaker 4: You've been in a lot of bunkers.

458
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Speaker 9: I want to honestly ask, is it hot, ladies?

459
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the bunker, It probably a lot of bunkers. It

460
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Speaker 1: probably is hot.

461
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Speaker 2: Like I just feel like there's not a lot of

462
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Speaker 2: circulation inside, not often windows in those things.

463
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Speaker 6: I don't know why.

464
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Speaker 4: I kind of resonate with what that guy was saying.

465
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Speaker 5: I too want to unleash the truth onto this road,

466
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 5: and you're going to find those hidden secrets in one

467
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Speaker 5: of two places.

468
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Speaker 4: The first is on Jose's.

469
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Speaker 5: Back because when he fell asleep in studio, I wrote

470
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Speaker 5: a mysterious message there.

471
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Speaker 1: Oh, can you see it through the hair?

472
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Speaker 5: The other place is on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page,

473
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Speaker 5: where we post the things the government doesn't want you

474
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Speaker 5: to see, phone taps, parody songs and the best loser

475
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Speaker 5: line voicemails of the week, mostly for the.

476
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Speaker 1: Health of this country. That they don't want you to

477
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Speaker 1: see it, but.

478
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Speaker 5: Don't tell anyone stave agel of my friends.

479
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Speaker 4: Now let's get back.

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Speaker 9: To the clips.

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Speaker 13: Next message, Hi, it's least from the bar. I think

482
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Speaker 13: it was pretty cool that we got to meet. Hey,

483
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Speaker 13: I do have a question. So I got this message

484
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Speaker 13: on Facebook about how Elon isn't given away like one

485
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Speaker 13: hundred free teslas, and I was hoping that you could

486
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Speaker 13: put a good word in for me because I signed

487
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Speaker 13: up and I haven't heard anything. But you know, if

488
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Speaker 13: he's your brother, if you tell him about me and

489
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Speaker 13: how cool I am, then he'll choose me to be

490
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Speaker 13: one of the one hundred winners of the tesla. Yay,

491
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Speaker 13: because I've always wanted one. You know, like you as well.

492
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Speaker 13: This is not just about the tesla, because I was

493
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Speaker 13: going to say, if you wanted to get together have

494
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Speaker 13: a drink or something other again, please let me know.

495
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Speaker 13: So once again, Louis is my full name. So once

496
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Speaker 13: he looks at the Facebook messages and stuff, look so

497
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Speaker 13: I can get one of those teslas. Would be awesome.

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Speaker 5: Next message, Jose, are you using that again that I'm

499
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Speaker 5: Elon's brothers jose Must I'll look you up.

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Speaker 9: J Elone. It's from the name.

501
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Speaker 4: It didn't work on anybody.

502
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Speaker 1: He's just pale for some other reason.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah yeah, yeah, he got more white

504
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Speaker 2: in him.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, just all the white.

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Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Real does not have a brother, right, I don't know.

508
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Speaker 3: What he does.

509
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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm.

510
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Speaker 2: Gonna tell you he very much reads only child like

511
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Speaker 2: that guy does not read like he was.

512
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Speaker 1: If he has a brother, it's definitely younger.

513
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Speaker 16: Next.

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Speaker 17: Oh my god, dude, I am so sorry. I swear

515
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Speaker 17: I was going to meet you at that Starbucks. I

516
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 17: was totally planning to head there after my nap, but

517
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Speaker 17: I kept getting snooze like I didn't even mean to

518
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Speaker 17: do it.

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Speaker 6: My brain was.

520
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Speaker 18: Saying, don't hit it, don't hit it, but my hand

521
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Speaker 18: said hit it again.

522
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Speaker 12: His brain needs to speak because he took too many

523
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Speaker 12: illegal substances, and.

524
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Speaker 18: I was like, shut up, hand. My hand wouldn't listen anyway.

525
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Speaker 18: I gotta take some more stuff, but protect me. I

526
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Speaker 18: won't do Starbucks another time, and I won't let my

527
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Speaker 18: hands stop me.

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Speaker 16: I won't try to take over raider.

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Speaker 13: This hand, by the way, not snarky.

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Speaker 4: I want to have that guy on the show, not

531
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Speaker 4: to do just hands.

532
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Speaker 9: His hands calling another hand.

533
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Speaker 1: I thought it was interesting that his hand had to

534
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Speaker 1: introduce himself and hand talking.

535
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Speaker 4: He's a talker.

536
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Speaker 5: Listen a Loser line regularly at this time every week,

537
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 5: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey

538
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 5: TikTok page. We can hear your favorite loser lines of

539
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 5: the week right there. We're gonna do a phone tap right.

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Speaker 3: After this Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Today we call a woman who works at a university

542
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Speaker 5: in the student services center, and part of her job

543
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Speaker 5: is helping new students acclimate to the college lifestyle.

544
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Speaker 4: But I don't know if she's ever had a call

545
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 4: quite like this before, where an older adult learner named

546
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Speaker 4: Nancy is decided to enroll back in school again. She

547
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Speaker 4: remembers what college used to be like the first time

548
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Speaker 4: she went years ago.

549
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Speaker 5: She's just hoping a lot is still the same. You'll

550
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Speaker 5: find out your phone tap right now another.

551
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Speaker 16: Twenties Thank you for calling the university. This is Jerry,

552
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 16: who student serves. How can I help you?

553
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 1: You know what, Jerry? Are you? I'm so glad you're

554
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: on the phone with me. This is Nancy.

555
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 3: Nice to meet you.

556
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 2: Nancy.

557
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 16: Are you a student here?

558
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 2: Well, not yet, but I am enrolled for the upcoming semester.

559
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 16: Wonderful, love to have you. What can I help you

560
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 16: with today?

561
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 1: Well, I gotta be honest with you. I'm a little nervous.

562
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Speaker 16: Oh no, okay, Well what kind of things are you

563
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 16: nervous about? Maybe we can work through them.

564
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Speaker 2: I remember when I first went to college right out

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Speaker 2: of high school.

566
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Speaker 1: I remember what it was like to see those old,

567
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,919
Speaker 1: weird people on campus. Oh, I don't want that to

568
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 1: be me.

569
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Speaker 16: So this isn't your first time attending a university then?

570
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but I haven't been since the nineties.

571
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 2: So I was just maybe hoping you could tell me, like,

572
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 2: what's changed?

573
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Speaker 7: You know?

574
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,719
Speaker 16: I wasn't actually here back then. Oh but really hasn't

575
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 16: changed that much?

576
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Speaker 1: Are people still making out in the library?

577
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 16: Oh?

578
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,640
Speaker 1: I want to get back there.

579
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Speaker 16: I didn't see the conversation going this way.

580
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 2: I have a story about me and an English professor

581
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 2: in the archives that would make you blush.

582
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 1: Oh my god, those were the good old days.

583
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 2: Hopefully they're the days that are to come as well.

584
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 16: All right, well, not the normal questions I get.

585
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 2: I was looking on your website and I couldn't fight

586
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 2: eighty dates or times for when the co ed mixers.

587
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,360
Speaker 16: Were co ed mixtures.

588
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: Do you have that listed somewhere?

589
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 16: You know? That's not really the stuff that I hear

590
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 16: about that much.

591
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: What about some hot parties where I could get my

592
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 1: grind on?

593
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 16: Oh goodness, you know what.

594
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 1: I'd even go for a.

595
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 2: Cool frat that needs somebody to buy them some alcohol

596
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 2: on the sly.

597
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 16: Oh goodness, I can do that now, Okay, And Nancy,

598
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 16: that's not really something we can doone here. If you're

599
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 16: looking for parties and what have you, you reach out

600
00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 16: in more of your own time, or I do know, bubbs,

601
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 16: I can tell you about.

602
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 2: I do apologize. I'm just trying to fit in on campus. Yeah, me,

603
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 2: the weird old lady.

604
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: So I read online that I need to send out riz.

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Speaker 3: Rin.

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Speaker 1: Is there a place to buy that?

607
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 6: You know?

608
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 16: Not that I would know off the top of my head.

609
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: So they don't have it at maybe the university bookstore.

610
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 16: No, no, well you will not find that in the

611
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Speaker 16: university bookstore. Can I just say one thing?

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Speaker 2: What about if I just hang out in the cafeteria

613
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Speaker 2: with a short skirt. I'm gonna have a lot of

614
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Speaker 2: money on that dining card. I could take care of

615
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 2: some people's dinners.

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Speaker 16: No, no, if you know what I mean, Nancy, I

617
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 16: know I can tell do you really want to fit

618
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Speaker 16: in and what have you? But this is kind of

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Speaker 16: outside my scope, outside my boundaries of what I would

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Speaker 16: normally discuss with a student.

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Speaker 2: So if I were to ask you about those anything

622
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 2: but clothes parties, you wouldn't have any ideas like where

623
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Speaker 2: they are.

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Speaker 16: I can honestly say that no, I would not have

625
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Speaker 16: an idea of them.

626
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: I think I actually see what the issue is. What's

627
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 1: that you're kind of a loser, aren't you?

628
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 2: Oh what, you're not getting invited to any of the fraternities.

629
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Speaker 16: As a student services coordinator, we actually you're.

630
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Speaker 2: Like one of those dorm monitors tell people that hush

631
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 2: down when they're being too.

632
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 1: Loud at night.

633
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Speaker 16: Okays Kill, you're really crossing the line here. I'm trying

634
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Speaker 16: to help you. I'm here to answer questions about the

635
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Speaker 16: school that you have.

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Speaker 2: Really, I thought you were just trying to put me

637
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Speaker 2: to sleep. I don't think I don't think you would.

638
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: Be able to have fun if it slapped you in

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Speaker 1: the face.

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Speaker 16: So, Nancy, you did get accepted here. They're going to

641
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Speaker 16: let you attend school here.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean the school didn't say so much that,

643
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 2: but your brother in law, David said I could go.

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Speaker 16: Why are you talking, David?

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00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, David said they'd let any loser into your school.

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Speaker 16: What exactly are you talking about?

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00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 2: I'm talking about when he set you up for this

648
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 2: prank phone calls. A prank phone call, yeah, because this

649
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 2: is actually Bragg from the radio show Break and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're doing a phone tap on you. Sorry.

652
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: David said, you're stressed out at work and may need

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Speaker 1: a good laugh.

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Speaker 16: I didn't even know what to say to you question.

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00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 16: I was just it was so uncomfortable.

656
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Speaker 1: So I was gonna bring one of those backpacks with

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Speaker 1: the rollers on him. You think that's cool.

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Speaker 16: I think the one that you sit on and you

659
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 16: can drive around would be a better I need you.

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Speaker 1: Finally, finally you say something helpful.

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Speaker 3: Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 3: the twenty frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: You know a date is going pretty good once the

664
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Speaker 5: clothes start coming off. Oh, whether that starts happening back

665
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 5: at your apartment, or in the uber ride home, or

666
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Speaker 5: right there in the middle.

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Speaker 4: Of the rainforest cafe. Those pink parent lemonades they.

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Speaker 1: Hit hardnderstorm hits.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the thunderstorm is the best time.

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Speaker 5: But one of our listeners says the de robing part

671
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Speaker 5: of the date actually happened way way earlier. Who In fact,

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Speaker 5: the guy was taking his shirt off for her immediately

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Speaker 5: after they met, and it wasn't for a creepy or

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Speaker 5: awkward reason either. You're gonna hear what happened in your

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Speaker 5: brand new second date update Next second Date Updated. Alexis,

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Speaker 5: you're in the dating world, and you told us a

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Speaker 5: little while ago it's really easy for you to eat

678
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 5: lots of attractive dudes. I mean, sorry, was it When

679
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 5: you're around attractive dudes, you're really easy?

680
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 16: And that was.

681
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 4: Something about really easy and attractiveness. I got this.

682
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: We're talking about frequency.

683
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, but look, not everybody's on the dating sites for

684
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 5: European rugby hunks like you are, Alexis.

685
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 4: A lot of people just do.

686
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 5: The normal apps and they get really frustrated with that experience.

687
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 5: So let's say you wanted to meet a nice, attractive

688
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 5: man out in the world naturally, but you just can't

689
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 5: find it.

690
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 2: Without getting into the scrum.

691
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you do?

692
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 5: That's where our listener Julia found herself recently, so let's

693
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 5: talk to her and find out what she did.

694
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Speaker 4: Julia, Welcome to the show.

695
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 14: Hey guys, thanks for having me.

696
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: Okay, are you?

697
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 2: I mean, we've kind of noticed a trend lately where

698
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 2: people have gotten off the apps.

699
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 1: Is it something where you're trying to move away from that?

700
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 14: I mean definitely, because it's kind of like it just

701
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 14: doesn't feel as natural.

702
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 11: And honestly, I feel like the apps.

703
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 14: Come with a lot of of like stigma of like

704
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 14: what dating is nowadays, which is people just you know,

705
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 14: have one thing in mind and then it's kind of

706
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 14: like just onto the next one. And I'm not really

707
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 14: here for that. I really want to authentically meet people

708
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,760
Speaker 14: and find my person.

709
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, it was just instinct. Sorry, but it just

710
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 5: sounds like you're just matured.

711
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 4: That's great, that's great. We're all really happy for you.

712
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 4: So what did you do?

713
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 5: How did you make that transition from dating apps to

714
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 5: the real world?

715
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:39,760
Speaker 4: Like, what's your strategy? I'm trying not to the trash

716
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 4: can over here, well, I mean.

717
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,839
Speaker 14: I just tried to really kind of go on some

718
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 14: like hobby websites.

719
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 11: And stuff like that, because I try to like put.

720
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 14: Myself out there in those ways and finding things that

721
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 14: maybe like guys would be at. I run a little

722
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 14: bit out of my cumber zone. I'm going to warn

723
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 14: you guys.

724
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,760
Speaker 11: But definitely tried some different things.

725
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: Okay, like what give us some examples. I'd love to

726
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: he Yeah.

727
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 14: So the first thing I did was hiking, and I

728
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 14: you know, I really thought that I would find more

729
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 14: guys there. Out of the two times I went, it

730
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 14: was more like a dozen girls.

731
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,720
Speaker 16: So maybe like two or three guys.

732
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 5: Okay, it's like all of the women all had the

733
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 5: same idea to meet a guy there, and it just

734
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:17,359
Speaker 5: was girls, we.

735
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 1: Still want to hike. A lot of guys will like

736
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:19,399
Speaker 1: go on their own.

737
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 14: Yeah, and those guys also came with girls like they

738
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 14: already were like teared up.

739
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: They were forced to come. That makes sense.

740
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 4: Okay, So hiking was a dud? What did you try?

741
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 14: Not that?

742
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 11: Yeah, so this was kind of funny.

743
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 14: I actually was like, you know what, I don't think

744
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 14: I would probably see many women at Dungeons and Dragons.

745
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 13: That was definitely out of my comfort.

746
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 9: I mean, any girl walking into a D and D.

747
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a stereotype.

748
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,399
Speaker 5: I don't necessarily think dungeons and dragons and go oh

749
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 5: hot honky guys.

750
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, rich guy.

751
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 4: Okay, all right.

752
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: So that's a good nerds man.

753
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 2: Nerds are always end up.

754
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 4: Did you meet a guy there?

755
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 11: It was definitely a little too nerdy for me.

756
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 7: I could not really withstand it.

757
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 14: I didn't say the whole time.

758
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 4: Guys.

759
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's not where you met this guy.

760
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 4: Did you find any hobby that actually panned out for you?

761
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 14: So there was actually this kind of fun thing that

762
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,919
Speaker 14: I started to go into. And it's called like old

763
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 14: cup kickball. I don't know if you guys are familiar

764
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 14: with it.

765
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:26,240
Speaker 15: Old Cup.

766
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 14: Yeah, so you have two teams and everybody has to

767
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 14: hold a red solo cup and you're never allowed to

768
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 14: put it down.

769
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 4: It's a drinking game, drinking game, wall playing actual kickball.

770
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,919
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's actually really fun, dude.

771
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: That sounds awesome. And you start with this one, why.

772
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 4: Right, Okay?

773
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 14: And you don't have to be like obliterated to play,

774
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 14: you know, you just play. And there was a good

775
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 14: mix of guys and girls so I was like a

776
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,720
Speaker 14: lot more comfortable and it was super laid back. Everybody

777
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 14: was really cool.

778
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:56,240
Speaker 1: That's great.

779
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 4: So this is where you ended up meeting a guy?

780
00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 3: Then?

781
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,760
Speaker 14: Yes, yes, actually this is where.

782
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 13: I met Chad U Chad Chad?

783
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 14: Name is Chad? Chad Chad h Okay yeah not a

784
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 14: hat dad, but maybe will be one day.

785
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: Of course you met a Chad y.

786
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 14: Okay, Yeah, I ended up meeting him because I was

787
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 14: actually like on a roll killing it.

788
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 1: Okay.

789
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 16: I went to go run for home and.

790
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 14: The cup that I had it was full because I

791
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,720
Speaker 14: really wasn't drinking that much and ended up spilling all

792
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 14: over me.

793
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 4: Guys, just what all the guys on the team wanted?

794
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:36,399
Speaker 2: Yeah?

795
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 1: My t shirt? I didn't mean this game.

796
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 14: It was definitely invented.

797
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 9: By a man.

798
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, how did that lead to Chad?

799
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 14: So he ended up coming out with a towel. Super

800
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 14: sweet guy. I feel like even took off his shirt,

801
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 14: which mind you, is super hot. On took off his

802
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 14: shirt and he gave it to me so I could

803
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:00,800
Speaker 14: come up with my shirt.

804
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: Was why it's sweaty? Nobody's working that hard at kickball,

805
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: no matter what.

806
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,399
Speaker 14: I guess he must have like a good immuneism or

807
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 14: like our systems like each other.

808
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 13: Because I didn't even notice that.

809
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 4: So he de robed in front of you and gave

810
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 4: you his dirty clothes.

811
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 13: So that was definitely a swift move.

812
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 14: He got some Browning points for that.

813
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, so is this the date or is

814
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 4: there more after this?

815
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:30,399
Speaker 14: No, we'll see.

816
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 11: I actually got his number, which was awesome.

817
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 14: It was cool, and I didn't really get much out

818
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 14: of him after that, Like we kind of just spoke.

819
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 6: A little bit.

820
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,919
Speaker 14: I like kind of hinted that like maybe he could

821
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 14: ask me on a date or something.

822
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 11: I didn't really like throw myself over all over him.

823
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 2: Isn't it kind of obvious when you asked for a

824
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,280
Speaker 2: dude's number that that's what you will literally have happened.

825
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,359
Speaker 14: And then like I literally asked for his two shirt

826
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 14: and I was like, oh good way is like if

827
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 14: I can return it, that'll be like another thing.

828
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 2: That's how you you asked, like, oh, give me your

829
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 2: numbers so I can give you your shirt back.

830
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 5: Okay, did you give him your shirt to wear to

831
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 5: I feel like it should be tit for tak Yeah.

832
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 11: I mean I could give him my bro.

833
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 4: She's like I would have maybe that was the missing move.

834
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 5: We're gonna come back and call Chad for you and

835
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 5: find out what happened in the drinking hold cup kickball scenario.

836
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 9: We're gonna find your kickball king.

837
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 5: Yeah what or maybe what went right with your second

838
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:29,720
Speaker 5: date update?

839
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 4: Right after this second date update.

840
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 5: If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of

841
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 5: a second date update with our listener Julia, who met

842
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 5: a guy named Chad at a brand new event that

843
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 5: we just heard about called hold Cup Kickball is a

844
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:54,359
Speaker 5: great name, involves drinking, kicking, rubber balls, all the ingredients

845
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,479
Speaker 5: of just a really really good time.

846
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: Forgot to mention shirtless men.

847
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're not supposed to be shirtless.

848
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 4: The only Chad was shirtless was because Julia accidentally spilled

849
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 4: her cup all over herself while running home to the

850
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 4: home plate. Sorry, not running home in my fear of

851
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 4: wet just making sure people, because you've never heard of

852
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 4: this sport trying like running. She was making her way.

853
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 5: Down the third base line, ended up spilling the drink

854
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 5: all over herself, and so Chad came to the rescue and.

855
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 4: Offered her his own shirt off his back. Just a

856
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 4: true hero.

857
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,479
Speaker 9: It sounds like honestly a nice guy.

858
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 2: Well, Julia got his number, saying like, hey, I'll give

859
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 2: you your shirt bag, and remember, do you still have

860
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 2: the shirt?

861
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:46,760
Speaker 1: We never asked?

862
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 11: Yeah, actually I do still have a shirt. I never

863
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,399
Speaker 11: got to meet up with him again, so you sleep

864
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 11: with it.

865
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 9: Every night.

866
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 4: Clutched in her arms.

867
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 5: Right now, Well, let's see if we can at least

868
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 5: get him on the phone first, then maybe we'll get

869
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 5: his shirt back to him and even get you a date.

870
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 4: But I'm going to dial his number right now.

871
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 2: Why do I feel like he's still topless shirt?

872
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 4: That was his one shirt? Okay, well let's see. I'm

873
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 4: dialing his number right now.

874
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 6: Here we go.

875
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 4: Hello, Hey, we're looking to talk to Chad.

876
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 6: This is Chad.

877
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,839
Speaker 4: Hey, Chad, you're on a radio show right now called

878
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

879
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 9: Hey, hi, morning man.

880
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 4: Don't do that sexy voice. Don't do that. Sorry, but

881
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 4: it didn't sound that way. I think is not cool, Chad.

882
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 5: Sorry, we're in a mood today because we heard a

883
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 5: lot about you from one of our listeners name Julia.

884
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 6: Oh, okay, you know who you're talking about.

885
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 5: You met Julia at one of your old cup kickball events.

886
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 4: You ended up giving her your shirt, right, Yes.

887
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: We have bets on whether you're still walking around shirtless

888
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: right now.

889
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 4: Brook just wants a mental image, so not currently.

890
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 5: Okay, can you take your shirt off to make her

891
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 5: more comfortable with the rest they call So what we're

892
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,399
Speaker 5: doing here is called a second date update. And even

893
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 5: though you haven't officially been out with Julia one on

894
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 5: one yet, she wants to know if you'd be interested

895
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 5: in maybe meeting up.

896
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 6: To be honest, I've kind of tried to date and

897
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 6: I don't know it literally work out for.

898
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: Me dating in general.

899
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 4: What do you mean?

900
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just so many people go to you nowadays

901
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 6: before you even get to know them.

902
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 1: Isn't that?

903
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 2: But isn't that kind of what you're doing? I mean,

904
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 2: you're not getting back into Julia.

905
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 5: Well, he never said. They never established like a dating thing.

906
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 5: They just met at a kickball event one time.

907
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 2: Now you know you have someone that's super interested. I mean,

908
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 2: she went through all the trouble of contacting us.

909
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,399
Speaker 1: She's not going to ghost you.

910
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 6: I didn't know she was super interested until right now.

911
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 4: To be honest, Well, hey, surprise, the girl really likes

912
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 4: you after just meeting.

913
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 9: You most some time when a girl gets your number.

914
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 5: But this is going to take all the stress out

915
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 5: of it for you, because you know, if you're worried

916
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 5: about girls, whether they're interested or not, you know right

917
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 5: up front here Julia is interested.

918
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 9: It's a match.

919
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 6: I thought she just wanted to give me my shirt back.

920
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,760
Speaker 6: I couldn't figure out a time. Maybe I mean that.

921
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,399
Speaker 1: Too, No, not that at all.

922
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, it's so sweet, how literal you took that.

923
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 2: But yet no, there was like her excuse to see

924
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:55,240
Speaker 2: you again.

925
00:43:56,200 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 5: Oh okay, look, I know you you clearly have had

926
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 5: some heartache and troubles with the dating one before, But

927
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 5: would you be willing to give it a shot with

928
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 5: Julia just one time?

929
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 6: I mean, she kind of cool with my lifestyle. I

930
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 6: guess you know, I don't know.

931
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 5: Okay, well, yeah, I mean that's something that that you

932
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 5: do when you hang out together, you learn about each

933
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 5: other's lifestyle. So you just have to actually meet up

934
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 5: with her once in person, and you don't have to

935
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 5: hear it from me. You can actually hear it right

936
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 5: from Julie because she's on the other line listening, wanting

937
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 5: to talk to you.

938
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 2: Oh Julie, Hi, guy.

939
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 9: Someone smiling.

940
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's Julia. You can say hi to her.

941
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 6: Hi, Julia. Hey, I didn't know you liked me like that.

942
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. I get some kind of clueless with this stuff.

943
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 11: Well I'm kind of glad it was a like me

944
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 11: back kind of thing I'm taking instead of a not

945
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 11: likely back thing.

946
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 13: So you get a pass, Chad.

947
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 4: You're smoother than you realize.

948
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 5: Taking off the shirt at the kickball game was actually

949
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 5: a great move.

950
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,240
Speaker 1: Yees do, buddy?

951
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,760
Speaker 6: Yeah? I take my clothes off all the time.

952
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 4: What do you mean by head?

953
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 11: Exactly that? Because I thought I was special, not for

954
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 11: all the girls.

955
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 6: Right, I'm on a stripper or anything, if that's what

956
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:28,240
Speaker 6: you're thinking.

957
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: I had my ones. Actually, they're in my hands, Chad.

958
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:34,879
Speaker 1: What do I do with them now?

959
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 4: Chad was just joking about taking his shirt off before.

960
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: I guess I'll save these for the next time.

961
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 4: Man, So are you up for going out with her?

962
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 6: Chad? I mean, I wouldn't be honest about something because

963
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 6: it's kind of burned me in the past. I just

964
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 6: want to be upfront about it.

965
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 11: Oh good, Okay, the suspense is killing me a little.

966
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 4: What do you need to be honest about?

967
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 6: Kickall is not my only hobby. I actually, you know,

968
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,280
Speaker 6: I have other hobbies, guys, I like to do, and.

969
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 9: I'm kicking a ball right now.

970
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 4: Most women like a man with many interests.

971
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 11: All right, So what exactly is the other hobby?

972
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 4: I'm like a little curious.

973
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 6: Well, I like to go ghost hunting.

974
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 4: Ghost hunting.

975
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 6: We'll spend like weekends and we'll go out and go

976
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 6: ghost hunting. And it's kind of something we enjoyed, like

977
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 6: the hope to get on TV at some point or something.

978
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 9: Passion all the equipment and everything.

979
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 4: That's interesting, Julie, what's your take on that you.

980
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 14: Find that this is like legit paranormal activity, Like do

981
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 14: you actually get like recording them anything?

982
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 1: Is that why you're a touch?

983
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 6: It's legit And yeah, we're nude and everything, so it's you. Yeah,

984
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 6: we don't wear clothes. It's very serious, like involving like

985
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 6: ecoplasm and things like we don't want to get on

986
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 6: our clothes. We want to go in there pure, you know.

987
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 4: Into like haunted buildings.

988
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 9: Let's hope we're not just like a bank.

989
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's kind of our niche where we're kind of

990
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 6: different in that way than others.

991
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 9: I could see that as a TV show though.

992
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,760
Speaker 1: It's like naked in a frame combiners.

993
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 4: But then are you accepting new members? Can any guy

994
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 4: join and be part of the new Ghost?

995
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 14: Yeah?

996
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 11: I wanted to know if there was any other girls

997
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 11: like you, japp and to do this will trips with

998
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 11: I hope it's.

999
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: Just a guy to be worried more about any exactly.

1000
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're saying you're still interested in this, Juliet, even

1001
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,800
Speaker 4: if he is going around naked with his buddies.

1002
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 6: Yeah. That's why I have a hard time bringing this

1003
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 6: up because as soon as the lady finds out about it,

1004
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 6: I tend to get burned.

1005
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: That's why you're bringing up Ghost.

1006
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and he takes his clothes off while he.

1007
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 2: Does it, so I think it's the naked part that's

1008
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 2: probably hard for people.

1009
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Chad, I will tell you this. Julia has

1010
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:19,760
Speaker 5: played Dungeons and Dragons before, so she is kind of nerdy.

1011
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 6: Oh that's weird.

1012
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:24,280
Speaker 4: That's weird.

1013
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 5: She doesn't even know what Okay, maybe we don't need

1014
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 5: to be that judgment in it.

1015
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 9: It's a it's a joke.

1016
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: Just so you know.

1017
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,399
Speaker 11: I am not a fan of dungeons and dragons. I've

1018
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 11: definitely tried it a few times.

1019
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 9: Not my thing.

1020
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 5: Okay, you guys, Okay, I don't know. We're kind of

1021
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 5: running short on time here, so we need to ask you. Chad,

1022
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 5: it feels like it's gonna happen.

1023
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 1: You can make a lot of money off this show. Proposal.

1024
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, Chad, you're still up for seeing Julia? Yeah, I'm okay.

1025
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 4: And Julia, you're cool with dating a naked ghost hunter.

1026
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 11: I mean it's a little bit, it's unique. I think

1027
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:03,240
Speaker 11: I'll think I'll take it.

1028
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 4: That's how rough the current dating scene is. You know what, fine,

1029
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 4: I'll take it.

1030
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: Ye looks out a shirt on. That's a good point.

1031
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 1: I mean, it's.

1032
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 2: Less creepy if you're a hot naked Yeah, if you're

1033
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 2: ghost touch one of my.

1034
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 3: Apps, freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1035
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 5: We've talked to all different kinds of professions in this segment, doctors, mechanics, models,

1036
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 5: but never, at least not that I can remember. Have

1037
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 5: we ever talked to a sweet nude ghost hunter? Never before, Jove,

1038
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 5: I can't confirm who wants to like make it his

1039
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 5: full time gig.

1040
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 2: Nonetheless, why do I feel like and maybe this is

1041
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 2: me being Judgy, but he's got to be the only

1042
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 2: really hot one. There can be multiple really hot naked

1043
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:49,320
Speaker 2: ghost hunters.

1044
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 9: One's got a gut.

1045
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 5: Lexus and I like to think optimistically, it's like a

1046
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:56,920
Speaker 5: whole team of soccer players.

1047
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 4: I actually do hope that he gets a show, though.

1048
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 5: It's really like Brooke described naked and Afraid meets ghost hunting.

1049
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and you're also scared.

1050
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 9: All the girls actually come out.

1051
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 5: They're like, Hello, No matter how weird your dating life gets,

1052
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 5: even if it's naked ghost hunters in your life, we

1053
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 5: can try and help you out.

1054
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 4: We'll call that person who's not calling you back. Go

1055
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 4: check out all of our second Day podcast wherever you

1056
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 4: get yours at Brook and Jeffrey.

1057
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1058
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 4: We love a good life hack on this show.

1059
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:33,359
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, we're just talking about ones off air.

1060
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 1: Anything to make.

1061
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 5: Your life easier, like to light a candle without burning yourself,

1062
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 5: use a long uncooked spaghetti.

1063
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 4: Noodle I reached down can actually lights yeah, Or to

1064
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:47,320
Speaker 4: d wrinkle clothes, toss an ice cube into the dryer.

1065
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that one's the steam that's cool. Or if

1066
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 5: you're cooking rice and you put too much water in

1067
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 5: the pot. Yes, toss a couple iPhones in there soaks

1068
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,359
Speaker 5: up the extra liquid, right, the perfect amount for your rice.

1069
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, the.

1070
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 4: Lucky It's about the rice. Maybe the greatest life hack

1071
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 4: of them all is Craigsliss misconnections the easy place to

1072
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 4: find true love?

1073
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:16,399
Speaker 5: Or is it the true place to find easy love?

1074
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 5: It's happening brand new Craigslist misconnections right after.

1075
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 3: This a City Misconnections.

1076
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 4: That was me staring There's.

1077
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 5: Only two places to find true love in this world.

1078
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,800
Speaker 5: One is at the Olive Garden after turning that giant

1079
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:36,320
Speaker 5: bubbling vat of Marenera sauce into a mini hot tub

1080
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 5: for two okay share. The other is on the pages

1081
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 5: of craigslist dot org. We scour that website every week

1082
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 5: to find the best misconnections that they have to offer,

1083
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:51,320
Speaker 5: like this first one titled care for Some Lama Sutra

1084
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 5: ha Man for woman thirties Downtown. I noticed you while

1085
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 5: I was attending the Moonlight Lama yoga class. The community

1086
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 5: sounds so cute. You were the thin blonde with the

1087
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 5: camo sports bra and invisible eyebrows.

1088
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 4: Where did they go?

1089
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 9: Are they just not there?

1090
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 3: You know?

1091
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 1: People went pretty ham in the late nineties.

1092
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 4: Those eyebrows, you know, I love a woman wrapped in mystery.

1093
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 5: At one point, I heard the instructor call out to you, Yulia,

1094
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 5: what a gorgeous name.

1095
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 1: Yulia.

1096
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:34,800
Speaker 5: Is that Chinese if sonhowy.

1097
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 1: Maybe he's a much more worldly man I've never met.

1098
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 5: We were both trying to find our zen in the

1099
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 5: midst of curious lamas wandering around.

1100
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 1: That is amazing. I want to go to Lama yoya.

1101
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:46,799
Speaker 4: And that's when I noticed you staring, and I didn't

1102
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 4: shy away. I stared right back at you.

1103
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 5: That lasted for about twenty seconds until I realized you

1104
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 5: were trying to draw my attention to a rogue lama

1105
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 5: who was chewing on my yoga mat like it was

1106
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:00,800
Speaker 5: a piece of dried mango.

1107
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 1: More and goat yoga as well.

1108
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 5: Yeah everything, Yeah, Later, I tried to get your attention

1109
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:13,439
Speaker 5: by attempting a new move I called awkward alpaca. It's

1110
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 5: similar to downward dog, but with a lot more neck.

1111
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 5: Let me know if you want to get some boba

1112
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 5: and hit up a different yoga class this time, no

1113
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 5: lama drama.

1114
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 4: That's from Blaine.

1115
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: This is one of my favorite children's books.

1116
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 5: This next misconnection is titled missed Enchantment Man for Woman

1117
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 5: twenties Renaissance Fair. This makes sense, and it literally says

1118
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 5: trumpet sounds at the start.

1119
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: So here hear.

1120
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 19: Ye in the days of yore, at the fair of Renaissance,

1121
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 19: I came upon thy tent of fortune telling and laid

1122
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 19: mine eyes on the fairest of temptresses I had ever seen.

1123
00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 4: That was you, sweet lady. Pythop Pythart Sart pythartn't understand.

1124
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:13,399
Speaker 5: With words most cryptic and Bosom's most bountiful, you gave

1125
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 5: it to me my future.

1126
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 4: You speaketh that I would soon encounter the love of

1127
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:19,720
Speaker 4: my life.

1128
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:23,840
Speaker 5: Ah, And judging by your wandering eye and fickled tongue,

1129
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 5: I pondered, did you mean thyself perchance?

1130
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 1: What their tongue?

1131
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 4: Emboldened by love? I left, drank some grog and vanquished

1132
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 4: some pitiful nights, then returned with the flower I hath

1133
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 4: stolen off another maiden's dress. Yes, I can be a

1134
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 4: naughty lark at times. When I doth returned, you had vanished,

1135
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:52,799
Speaker 4: like Merlin the Enchanter, perhaps to participate in the wet

1136
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 4: tunic contest happening yonder by the pumpkin.

1137
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:59,839
Speaker 1: Tribute that happened sadly, I.

1138
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 5: Mean, because my job at ye local car wash was

1139
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 5: a calling it tense. If ye fair maiden doth lay

1140
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:09,880
Speaker 5: eyes on this confession of love, wave the flag of

1141
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 5: romance over the spot where we first met at the

1142
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 5: nearest full moon. Oh wow, I will wait for you

1143
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:20,399
Speaker 5: in earnest or cometh by ye old car wash. Yeah,

1144
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:23,880
Speaker 5: twenty percent off for fair maidens like yourself.

1145
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 1: I think the car wash is going to be a

1146
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 1: safer bet my man than flag it at what moonlight flag.

1147
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,720
Speaker 4: This is also a horsewak that was signed Oliver.

1148
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 9: I love it.

1149
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 1: He deserves some love.

1150
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 5: This next misconnection is titled tag You're Definitely it oh

1151
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 5: Man for woman thirties laser tag Arena. Oh, you are

1152
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 5: the only other solo adult that I got paired with

1153
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 5: at a birker party.

1154
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 4: Full of twelve year old boys.

1155
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 9: I haven't been since I was twelve.

1156
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,799
Speaker 1: Shit, I didn't tell you. I went not long ago.

1157
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:04,880
Speaker 2: So fun it is, But everything feels smaller when you

1158
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 2: were a kid because it was.

1159
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 1: A cage build totally.

1160
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 4: They go on, were you the mom?

1161
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 5: I'm not sure, but you did approach me and asked

1162
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:13,719
Speaker 5: if I knew any of the children.

1163
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean it. You don't want the one strange

1164
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 1: dude in a dark room.

1165
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:21,280
Speaker 9: That's a red.

1166
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:22,320
Speaker 4: Flash, I said, I did.

1167
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 5: But to tell you the truth, I made that up.

1168
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:29,319
Speaker 4: Oh, only because I've been asked that before and then

1169
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 4: got promptly escorted out of the premise. I didn't want

1170
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 4: that to happen again. But you were smart.

1171
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 5: Is a few seconds later you asked my name, and

1172
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,879
Speaker 5: I told you John Stamos nineteen eighty three.

1173
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 9: No, you are not.

1174
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:45,720
Speaker 1: That's his handle.

1175
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 4: That's my code name online.

1176
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 5: Yes, if you want, you can use that to see

1177
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:53,760
Speaker 5: my bio on the professional laser tag ranking sites.

1178
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 2: Dude, I feel like that adds some legitimacy to him,

1179
00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 2: though he.

1180
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 5: Says I was actually in the top three hundred a

1181
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:07,359
Speaker 5: few years ago but dropped out because of COVID. That

1182
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:10,279
Speaker 5: and my ex girlfriend spread rumors about me juicing my

1183
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 5: laser and ranked competitions, which is complete bs.

1184
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 4: By the way, his own laser is it BYO Laser?

1185
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1186
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 5: Anyway, It was fun to play with you, even if

1187
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 5: you are an amateur. Did you not this During the

1188
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:31,760
Speaker 5: second game, I human shielded you by the barricade. That's

1189
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 5: when I took the opportunity to smell your hair. Is

1190
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 5: that Suave Essentials Ocean Breeze? I only know because my

1191
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 5: aunt uses the same one Ocean Breeze even.

1192
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 1: Bottle.

1193
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 5: Maybe we can hang out sometime and play a little

1194
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 5: one on one this time, no guns, no kids, and

1195
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 5: definitely no clothes.

1196
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 4: But still lasers of course.

1197
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 15: Yeah yeah.

1198
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 5: Signed John Stamos nine three aka Dougie Peterson Junior.

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00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm company to bleep that. Did you put your

1200
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 4: whole name on here? That's your Craigslist misconnections for the week?

1201
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 3: Fuck brooking Jeffrey. In the morning, we've.

1202
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 5: Got Bridget on the phone, who is one, one and

1203
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 5: one against you all time, bro, And we asked what

1204
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 5: she's doing this summer. Back in her twenties, Bridget would

1205
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 5: go camping, but now that she's a little bit older,

1206
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 5: she doesn't have to do that. She's upgraded to going glamping,

1207
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 5: and not in a luxury tent either.

1208
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 4: She's renting a luxury cabin.

1209
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 2: I was even glamping anymore. If you're in a cabin,

1210
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 2: you're just going to a cabin in the.

1211
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 13: Woods and your wife, right, it's at a campsite.

1212
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 11: That makes it like camping.

1213
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 9: I like it.

1214
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 4: There's a fireplace somewhere on the ground, so it counts.

1215
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 9: It's an automatic. One is a light switch.

1216
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 4: Just because it's camping doesn't mean you have to be miserable.

1217
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 6: Brooke.

1218
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's camping because you're okay.

1219
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 4: Brooke is gonna leave the studio.

1220
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 5: She's gonna camp out outside over there, and let's go

1221
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 5: over the rules for everybody. It's luxury, and let's go

1222
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,479
Speaker 5: over the rules for everybody. You got thirty seconds. Answer

1223
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 5: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1224
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 5: you could say past. But you do have to beat

1225
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 5: Brooke outright if.

1226
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 4: You want to win. Are you ready?

1227
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 6: I am?

1228
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is National egg Day.

1229
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 5: The word yoke because comes from an old English word

1230
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 5: that means what what cocktail does James Bond prefer shaken

1231
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 5: and not stirred?

1232
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 4: Marchie in a restaurant?

1233
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 5: What's the title of the second in command after the

1234
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 5: head chef?

1235
00:59:59,400 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 4: What country?

1236
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 5: It was by the moniker Land of the Rising Sun, China?

1237
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 5: In Disney's The Jungle Book, Mowgli was raised by what animal?

1238
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 5: How many states begin with the letter h uh? One

1239
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 5: which house was Harry Potter almost sorted into before the

1240
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:16,280
Speaker 5: hat changed its mind.

1241
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:22,000
Speaker 7: Good question, Bridget, incredible speed, Bridget, I know fired today.

1242
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:26,440
Speaker 5: Well done, Brooks, coming back into the studio.

1243
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 4: Now, what question do you want to ask?

1244
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 1: Bridget Brook Gosh, I didn't think about that.

1245
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 2: I was talking with the girls out in the hallway

1246
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 2: while I was out there about what.

1247
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 1: What's considered cheating? Was the conversation that I walked.

1248
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 14: Into your boyfriend or you did you say, like your

1249
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:45,919
Speaker 14: boyfriend your spouse are in the game.

1250
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:54,160
Speaker 2: That's interesting, our editor, Ashley, We're talking about cheating out there,

1251
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,280
Speaker 2: like in a relationship.

1252
01:00:55,680 --> 01:01:01,080
Speaker 4: One is married and one has like five boyfriends.

1253
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:04,920
Speaker 5: Very different definitions, yeah, different, But we got to get

1254
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 5: back to the questions here, Brook, you ready ready? Your

1255
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 5: time starts now. Today is National egg Day. The word

1256
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 5: yoke comes from an old English word.

1257
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 1: That means what uh center?

1258
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 5: What cocktail does James Bond prefer shaken and not stirred

1259
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 5: martini in a restaurant? What's the title of the second

1260
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 5: in command after the head chef?

1261
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 16: Chef?

1262
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:28,720
Speaker 4: What country goes by the Moniker Land of the Rising Sun?

1263
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 1: Japan?

1264
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 4: In Disney's The Jungle Book, Mowgli was raised by what animal?

1265
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:33,760
Speaker 9: Uh?

1266
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 1: Blue the Bear?

1267
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 5: How many states begin with the letter h uh one?

1268
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:44,480
Speaker 4: He sounded so disappointed with. Let's go to the scoreboard

1269
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 4: and see how you both did with Jose.

1270
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 9: What you're gonna do with all that junk, all that

1271
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 9: junk insun my trunk.

1272
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 17: I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, Get you drunk

1273
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,160
Speaker 17: off my lady, hump.

1274
01:01:55,120 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 9: Bridge, you got five. You are just an all star.

1275
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 1: You deserve it if you win.

1276
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:08,000
Speaker 9: And Brook, who's our all star? Only four?

1277
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:16,720
Speaker 4: And that's a good score for me, just like your campsite.

1278
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 5: You one upped Brook once again, taken home the victory.

1279
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 4: Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National egg Day.

1280
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:26,440
Speaker 4: The word yoke comes from an old English word that

1281
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 4: means yellow.

1282
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 14: Oh.

1283
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 4: Interesting, You know that the.

1284
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:32,160
Speaker 5: Cocktail that James Bond prefers shaking and not stirred as

1285
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 5: a martini in a restaurant. The second in command after

1286
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 5: the head chef is the Sioux chef. The country that

1287
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,280
Speaker 5: goes by Land of the Rising Sun is Japan. In

1288
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 5: Disney's Jungle Book, Mowgli is raised by a wolf. He

1289
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 5: meets Blue the Bear when he's older tho once he's

1290
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 5: a full kid.

1291
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 9: I'm with you.

1292
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 5: Uh, there's one state that begins with the letter H.

1293
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 5: And in Harry Potter, you never even got to this

1294
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:57,880
Speaker 5: question from Brook. You weren't fast enough in Harry Potter

1295
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:00,439
Speaker 5: before he was sorted into gri and door.

1296
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:01,800
Speaker 4: The almost.

1297
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:09,760
Speaker 5: Took Bridge got it right, so she wins. So congratulations Bridget.

1298
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 5: Not only Brook just for playing, you also win a

1299
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 5: food and fun package for the Taste Northwest at Washington

1300
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,800
Speaker 5: State Fairgrounds. It's a free event featuring one hundred and

1301
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 5: fifty plus food and marketplace vendors, five stages with live

1302
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 5: entertainment and comedy, local chef cookoff battles, and outdoor beer

1303
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:31,760
Speaker 5: garden and more. It's basically glamping. So there you go.

1304
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, food tanks, I bet there's.

1305
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:36,320
Speaker 1: Bridgie.

1306
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 2: I mean, after a score like that, are you ever

1307
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:39,640
Speaker 2: even gonna call back?

1308
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:41,439
Speaker 1: Or are you just gonna leave? When you're on top?

1309
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 9: You retire?

1310
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:44,560
Speaker 11: No, no, no, I got a call once in a while,

1311
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 11: and you know, talk to you guys.

1312
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:46,600
Speaker 16: So much fun.

1313
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, keep Brookinger place, that's what you mean.

1314
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:50,919
Speaker 1: That was really good.

1315
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:54,920
Speaker 4: Thanks for playing, Bridget, Come back anytime. Enjoy glamping. Okay,

1316
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:55,440
Speaker 4: thank you.

1317
01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 1: Not glamping, it's just say okay, just hang up on it,

1318
01:03:59,200 --> 01:03:59,360
Speaker 1: just to.

1319
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,240
Speaker 5: Take the Brooks and buy just a cherry on the

1320
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 5: top of this segment, we're gonna be back to the

1321
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:06,680
Speaker 5: wind Brooks Buck same time tomorrow

1322
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:08,640
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.