WEBVTT - Ep 196: It Happened at Mocha Fest

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions?

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<v Speaker 1>What the businesses? I feel like I am Mandy from

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<v Speaker 1>Oh six. I don't know if you remember, but the

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<v Speaker 1>songs that we're playing is when we were using our

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<v Speaker 1>fake I das to get into when your name came on, Jess,

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<v Speaker 1>like I was so live, I was like I was

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<v Speaker 1>drinking a sour than's working to the So I do

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<v Speaker 1>blame versus Oh my bad you guys for no one

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<v Speaker 1>who has ever heard this fucking show, and he's like

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<v Speaker 1>on it because the bananas in our mouths made you

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<v Speaker 1>think this was a podcast for you. Welcome to Horrible Decisions.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm weasy, welcome y'all to see girl Mandy v a

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<v Speaker 1>k A Tripod Mommy a k A full corp a

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<v Speaker 1>k A debt beach. I gotta drop the pant to

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<v Speaker 1>sad and I ain't gonna hold you. I'm dropping it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not pegging at all, Like it's not even gonna

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<v Speaker 1>ever be an option in the relation you and now

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<v Speaker 1>and I just yeah, but now, I also just don't

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<v Speaker 1>like so my man is telling more people that he's

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<v Speaker 1>with me, and I think it's just being brought up

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<v Speaker 1>to him that I'd be pegging people. So He's just

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<v Speaker 1>like truth. I mean, people call me a white guy

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<v Speaker 1>fucker and I haven't had one in like that is true.

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<v Speaker 1>You were you were fucking pink dick. You're right, they

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<v Speaker 1>still call you a white guy fucker. People just like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why, maybe people that used to listen

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<v Speaker 1>and don't listen anywhere, but like, I'm forever a white

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<v Speaker 1>guy fucker. And I'm like, damn, I'm a fucking niggas

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<v Speaker 1>for a minute, and I lost my Virginia to a

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<v Speaker 1>black man. I've only been like two relationships and white

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<v Speaker 1>guys out of seventeen boyfriends. We all know I've had

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<v Speaker 1>many more. Okay, fine, I guess I'll still the pay.

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<v Speaker 1>I think what happened was and when we started the show,

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<v Speaker 1>I was on a white guy run. You really was

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<v Speaker 1>for like the first year and a half of the shop,

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing it like I was getting paid for it.

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<v Speaker 1>You really were like you was. You saw white guys

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<v Speaker 1>like this, like when I moved to as some of

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we're from Florida. Embarrassing now just I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna lie like maybe they were from Florida. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>oh fuck. You know, but you know you're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>there when it was a blue state, and I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to say, maybe did a state they voted for Obama? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I voted for Obama. Still say, but I mean that

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<v Speaker 1>that's when it was blue. Oh but yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. When I moved to New York, was

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<v Speaker 1>just a different type of white boys. They had accents

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<v Speaker 1>and ship they look different. They weren't racist, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what comes out. But anyway, No, well, even when I

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<v Speaker 1>was getting my makeup done, they're still in year one,

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<v Speaker 1>so they're like bringing up seven in Lawyer band. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just like, they've been like please it looks like and

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, yeah, lover Boy. They were bringing up lover Boy,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, y'all need to keep just forward,

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<v Speaker 1>please for good about boys. He sent me a picture

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<v Speaker 1>or something the other day. It was like a Magnalis fridge.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, why do you send me this? He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you got it for me. I was like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>forgot you. That's when you know, it was so cool thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I like being at that place when you're so cool. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to say, I do blame Jeezy and Gucci

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<v Speaker 1>for making me sick. Here's why I get in from Mexico.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, if no one, I've been to Mexico

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<v Speaker 1>City before, but never like this, maybe because I was

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<v Speaker 1>like always on some party ship. But since you know

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<v Speaker 1>COVID is happening, stuff closes early, all I was able

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<v Speaker 1>to do is eat and do art. I've never had

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<v Speaker 1>better food in my life in Mexico City, Tokyo, Paris,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing is in Mexico City. I didn't even know they

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<v Speaker 1>had some of the best restaurants in the world. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>the the amount of money you spend on food for

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<v Speaker 1>the quality of ingredients is like dog. I wasn't shocked.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I had every fucking meal out. It was

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<v Speaker 1>so good. Anyway, maybe that's why I threw it up.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, Gucci happened, right, I'm so lit. I hire,

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<v Speaker 1>I hire. I called my weed guy. He brings me

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<v Speaker 1>this weed hired he it's dipped in keith. If you

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<v Speaker 1>guys have ever heard of this, it's some weed crack shit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crystallized. Do you know what it dispens? When you

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<v Speaker 1>round it up, it kind of gets caught a little

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<v Speaker 1>like a bolder and you can go to see it later,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like it's like an oil. Okay, it's we dust.

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<v Speaker 1>This already sounds cracking. No, this is crazy ship and

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<v Speaker 1>he's Latino. He's not even white. So like I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like it was okay, but it's not okay, bitch. I

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<v Speaker 1>smoke weed over and over because I'm taking Instagram videos

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<v Speaker 1>at this point. Why y'all trip, I'm sucking lit. I

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<v Speaker 1>wake up at two o'clock in the morning and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>projectile vomiting. And if you remember this happened to me once,

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<v Speaker 1>bro was crazy. I couldn't believe how far my throw up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, is this a trigger warning for throw up?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll here it is, bitch. The throw up went so

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<v Speaker 1>far it went to another room. I got a it

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<v Speaker 1>was crazy. Oh hell no, here's the worst part. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what you're feeling both of it coming out at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time. Wait, feel both of what come out

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time. The way it was coming out

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<v Speaker 1>your ass to the more I threw up, the more

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<v Speaker 1>the ship was coming out. And I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, this is how we're starting the goddamn episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Never probably just mind you and mind and thank god

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<v Speaker 1>I'm alone, right, but I'll I can tell you, is

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<v Speaker 1>this nigga's carpet. It's just juststroyed. And how do I

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<v Speaker 1>know how much is carpet cost? Was carpet and I

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<v Speaker 1>could see the throw up on it, and I remember

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<v Speaker 1>throwing up in a toilet looking at the carpet on

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<v Speaker 1>the other in the other room. I'm like, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>come out. It's gonna come out. It's gonna come out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna come out. Everyone knows how much Old Bay

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<v Speaker 1>loves his apartment and how neat and tidy he is.

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<v Speaker 1>In particular he is about the ship. Bro, there's baking

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<v Speaker 1>soda on it right now. It was two days ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm freaking. How I can tell you is it was

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<v Speaker 1>violent illness, like bad. My stomach is amazing right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But I had no energy and we had a shoe yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't even talk. I couldn't. It was crazy when

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<v Speaker 1>you're like super dehydrated and had a half of banana yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>I had one bite of it to start, and whoever

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<v Speaker 1>did my makeup was Marcus. He was like, good, good

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<v Speaker 1>for you, bro, here I go. I was that damn

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<v Speaker 1>sucking now hack sail bowl like I could smell it,

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<v Speaker 1>which I was like, okay, that COVID. Now I got

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<v Speaker 1>contested for COVID yesterday, right and today. So I got

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<v Speaker 1>tested yesterday. I woke up. I was like, everybody, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got it, so just back I'm telling you I haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>And I didn't want to cancel the shoot until I

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<v Speaker 1>figured out if I had it or not. So she

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<v Speaker 1>tests me and I was like, go high up there.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care if it hurts. I really think I

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<v Speaker 1>have COVID and I need to know because I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be around people today. She tests me, it's negative and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, something's wrong. You guys are getting a false negative.

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<v Speaker 1>Go back in there. So now they're laughing at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>and one of the dudes that was working in the

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<v Speaker 1>tent those horrible decisions, he's like, damn, you couldn't get

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<v Speaker 1>this ship many. I was like, well, I'm pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I was about to say I'm waiting. Uh, I'm actually uh.

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<v Speaker 1>I booked a flight to Florida for not only a

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<v Speaker 1>baby shower, but just to see my family for the holidays,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm about to go get tested for the antibodies

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<v Speaker 1>because y'all I tested for For those of y'all watching

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<v Speaker 1>and I know we made plans to get in the studio,

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<v Speaker 1>oh god last month, but I literally tested positive for

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<v Speaker 1>a month straight. I was going weekly because my other

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<v Speaker 1>podcast we do literally every Monday, and it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't care that you don't have symptoms, like you

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<v Speaker 1>have to you have to do negative. And then of

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<v Speaker 1>course in the middle of that, then Joe gets positive.

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<v Speaker 1>So even though I'm still wait, you know, my negative,

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<v Speaker 1>then Joe is positive, So then we really can't fucking

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<v Speaker 1>go to the studio. And I just want anyone out there,

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<v Speaker 1>even if you don't have symptoms. Like I said, I

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<v Speaker 1>had no symptoms the whole time, and I literally tested

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<v Speaker 1>positive for an entire month straight. Like, I took a

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<v Speaker 1>total of five tests and it wasn't until the fifth

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<v Speaker 1>test that I even fucking got a negative. So just

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<v Speaker 1>go get tested. But also it's hard because, yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>you said, you are Rory sound the same. Y'all are

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<v Speaker 1>both convinced that y'all have it because you have because

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<v Speaker 1>no one could be sick anymore, and it's not COVID

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<v Speaker 1>you right, you right? Wit. When I went today, right,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a little bit of a line and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, how must get this line well, bitch, I

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<v Speaker 1>got it. So I walked right up to the line.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, look, I can't be around people. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I got the ship. Bitch, I ain't gonna hold

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<v Speaker 1>you like but it's it's like everything Like I was

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<v Speaker 1>on Live the other day and a bitch was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to hold in a call so long. I just like,

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<v Speaker 1>I sort of, God, I don't even want to call

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, how do you crying? I don't because

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<v Speaker 1>I've had so much COVID jokes already. I'm on Live

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, y'all gotta call coming in. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>kids just started coming but I just swallowed my spit wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>But they're gonna be like, oh no, but still she

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<v Speaker 1>would be regular sick niked. I honestly literally I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I had food poisoning. I thought I had wheat. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I have THHD poison it. It's cannabis something y'all wait,

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<v Speaker 1>you could you could get it? Was weird, Yeah, c

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<v Speaker 1>HS weed up cannon cannabal cannab anoied hyper mesas syndrome

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<v Speaker 1>I have. It basically means you've had too much weed,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's the projectile vomit ship. And it's oh well,

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<v Speaker 1>that happened with me with an edible. Oh yeah, mostly happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, so deuring deer in quarantine. This is

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<v Speaker 1>when I was just like, I'm stuck in my house.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh my, who gave me the guy? Damn we plug?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say, my homegirl destiny and I told

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<v Speaker 1>her she killed me. But I got the weed plug

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<v Speaker 1>had edible and I was just watching TV. Nick Blue

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<v Speaker 1>Cheese Wings and Celery all on my bad a bit

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<v Speaker 1>had to throw her whole goddamn comfortable away like it

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<v Speaker 1>was like a leader, Okay, can we not do it?

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<v Speaker 1>It was a leader of girl. I'm gonna say, let

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<v Speaker 1>me just tell you, threw up. I'm done the trash

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<v Speaker 1>can that him in the bathroom, however many gallons it

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<v Speaker 1>is past me that I'm gonna I'm gonna say it's

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit smaller than this for y'all watching on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was finished, it was half full here lying

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<v Speaker 1>I'm serious. And the only reason I couldn't do the

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<v Speaker 1>toilet is because it's the toilet. I know it's dumb,

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<v Speaker 1>but for some reason, I'm like, oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>pissing ship in here. I can't throw up in here

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<v Speaker 1>because I'll started thinking about pissing ship, and then like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then when I had to ask why you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>do it in the tub because I had to actually

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<v Speaker 1>ship at some point, and then I needed to trash. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>you were throwing up while you was shipping because my stomach,

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<v Speaker 1>both of them was going to the city. It was

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<v Speaker 1>so bad. But what I will tell you is somebody

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<v Speaker 1>listening to this will still fuck me one day. My

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<v Speaker 1>mouth and my ass are okay. Now they're cleaned out. Literally,

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<v Speaker 1>if y'all have heard a fleet not the Twitter story,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm clean. I'm cleared. I could get fun in the

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<v Speaker 1>assid nothing would come out. I have eaten nothing. My

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<v Speaker 1>ass is ready. This was not out. I know the

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<v Speaker 1>sorry we are. Finally, if you see the title, we

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<v Speaker 1>are going to share our experience that we had at

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<v Speaker 1>Moca Fest for our horrible decision. But before we get there,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, we're gonna start it all with a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of vanilla ship. Um. And the vanilla ship for

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<v Speaker 1>this week comes from Times of India. This is how

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<v Speaker 1>much I was digging. I wasn't seeing much but COVID

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<v Speaker 1>and sex motherfucking stories, and I was like, God, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll send them to the email because it took me

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<v Speaker 1>a while to find this one. Um, but this one

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<v Speaker 1>I think is actually very interesting, especially uh with not

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<v Speaker 1>only both of us being in relationships now, but anyone

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<v Speaker 1>in a relationship. The title of this is that maintenance

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<v Speaker 1>sex benefits your sex life, UM, and maintenance sex. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, what the funk is maintenance sex? Maintenance sex

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<v Speaker 1>is actually, uh, what you need in order to keep

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<v Speaker 1>the spice and spirit of sex alive. It is the

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<v Speaker 1>act of depth definitively. I guess that's not definitely. How

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<v Speaker 1>do you know when it's definitively and definitely? Where are

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<v Speaker 1>you looking? It's the the second thing definitely definitely right. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the affinitively has a v defen, defend, defend where

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<v Speaker 1>the fund is the being definitively oh, definitively believing the

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<v Speaker 1>country like she didn't go to our school. It is

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<v Speaker 1>the act of definitely having sex, even when you are

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<v Speaker 1>bored or sluggish about it. More than many times, you

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<v Speaker 1>may have wanted to go to the last season of

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<v Speaker 1>your favorite Netflix show with your partner but ultimately ended

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<v Speaker 1>up having sex. You may have felt bored but eventually

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<v Speaker 1>ended up doing it. This especially happens in long term

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<v Speaker 1>relationships where people do get bored with having sex even

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<v Speaker 1>once in a while. In moments like these, you have

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<v Speaker 1>to just push yourself a little bit and go for

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<v Speaker 1>the semi sex session. Maintenance sex will surely increase your

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<v Speaker 1>sexual desires and increase your overall stamina. The benefits of

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<v Speaker 1>having a good old set of having good old sex

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<v Speaker 1>are endless. Um Happy oxytocin's released from orgasm can be

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<v Speaker 1>fork um. But basically it's saying that if you fake it,

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<v Speaker 1>you ended up liking it. This is true. You've ever

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<v Speaker 1>had sex with someone that I don't want. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to preface this by saying, like, obviously consentual, but maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you weren't in the mood. They were more in the

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<v Speaker 1>mood and you're like, all right, suck it when you

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<v Speaker 1>start moaning, and then like actually of getting it, like

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<v Speaker 1>you'll eventually snap into it. It's agree getting woken up

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<v Speaker 1>for sex, but neither hospital Dick is definitely a morning

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<v Speaker 1>sex person. He would like love to funk in the morning, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like, how do you waste to like perfectly

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<v Speaker 1>good big dick in the morning. That's super hard? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>And I never wanted to suck in the morning. But

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<v Speaker 1>after a few pumps, I was like, hey, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a fun ry take. I actually did that word because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having so much sex. It's just like I do

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like for it to be a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>more sporadic, and I planned, but like, my boyfriend was

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<v Speaker 1>leaving and this was a couple of weeks ago, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think I actually told you I was not in

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<v Speaker 1>the mood to have sex. I just didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>have sex. I was tired. Um, it's not even that

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<v Speaker 1>I was bored. I just wasn't in the mood. And

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<v Speaker 1>he ended up like finding a way to get me

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<v Speaker 1>into the mood, and then of course punished me because

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<v Speaker 1>he was leaving out of town. How dare I have

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<v Speaker 1>sex before he goes out of town? Um, But it's

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<v Speaker 1>funny because this the board act of the Netflix is

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<v Speaker 1>interesting because it's like, even when you're watching t be

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<v Speaker 1>and say, you're not really enjoying the show, but you're

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<v Speaker 1>not tired yet, that to me would be considered maintenance sex.

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<v Speaker 1>You get what I mean. I thought maintenance sex was

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<v Speaker 1>more like we have to do this to maintain a

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<v Speaker 1>decent relationships. Well that too, I'm not gonna lie. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's and I guess that's where my boyfriend would say it,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's just like I kind of want to be happy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to go out of the town and

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<v Speaker 1>living together though I've only lived in one person. And

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, obviously like spend a lot of time with

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<v Speaker 1>old baby, but living with someone is really when I

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<v Speaker 1>had this a lot because you're already around each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Like even when you're super in love in the beginning,

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<v Speaker 1>if you see each other five six times a week,

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<v Speaker 1>you still don't live together. Someone's gonna live or there's

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<v Speaker 1>a moment where you'll be apart, so you have to

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<v Speaker 1>have sex because you're excited about it. So so let

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<v Speaker 1>me ask you what sex was sex boring when you

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<v Speaker 1>lived with someone. To me, I'm not gonna lie. I

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<v Speaker 1>fear moving in with my nigga because I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 1>like missing you. I like being able to feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna jump on you as soon as I see you, know,

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<v Speaker 1>like I gotta go home and see you. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think i'll have that same excitse no, no no, no, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>be excited to go home. There's a heightened sense of

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<v Speaker 1>intimacy when you live with somebody. I think that like

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<v Speaker 1>you get to reach it you never had. But I

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<v Speaker 1>think there's a rush to moving in together, which a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people do, and even I've seen myself doing that,

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<v Speaker 1>like oh it's New York, save money, but like for

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<v Speaker 1>what right? Just enjoy your relationship? No, but living together.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was just I got too comfortable, and

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of us can attested this like something cute,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I didn't really, I just bought a whole because

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<v Speaker 1>you're home, so you're training yourself to like when I

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<v Speaker 1>go home, I'm chilling, Like what do I need to

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<v Speaker 1>get dressed up for instead of when my nigga comes

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<v Speaker 1>out over, I'm gonna get ready. That's how I used

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<v Speaker 1>to act, and then when it was my house in

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<v Speaker 1>your house, it was like, well fuck you. I also

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to add as and this isn't the horrid derve,

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<v Speaker 1>but it kind of just goes with maintenance sex and

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<v Speaker 1>when you feel like it may get boring. Something that

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<v Speaker 1>me and my boyfriend do a lot is we bet.

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<v Speaker 1>We make bets on fucking everything. So we literally had

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<v Speaker 1>a bet about the president, see like who was gonna win.

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<v Speaker 1>He was convinced, like, uh, you know just historically presidents

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<v Speaker 1>served eight terms, Like I know this country, like a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people are still gonna vote for Trump. So

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, so I was like, nah, man, because

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<v Speaker 1>I voted, I voted a body gonna win. And he

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<v Speaker 1>was just like, you really think votes matter? So then

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<v Speaker 1>we had the whole votes matter conversation. But anyway, so

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<v Speaker 1>we made a bet and I was like, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>if Biden wins, you have to dress up in a

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<v Speaker 1>chipping Dale's outfit and danced to Pony by Genuine. For me,

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<v Speaker 1>I bought the mother fucking outfit from Amazon, and mind you,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like a nine dollar like it's literally like

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<v Speaker 1>coupling couplings of both times and yeah, so but I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's fun and it's a way to spice it up,

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<v Speaker 1>like to include. And his bet was if he wont

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<v Speaker 1>If if Trump won, he wanted a massage with four hands,

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<v Speaker 1>so I would have to find someone actually a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever had one? Uh? What a massage with

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<v Speaker 1>four massage? It's too much? Wait? Like actually it's like

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<v Speaker 1>it makes you way. It wasn't like no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 1>I was at like a rich or like some kind

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<v Speaker 1>of spot like that you can't concentrate on your back

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<v Speaker 1>with almost like your feet dog, it's so extra. And

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<v Speaker 1>then yes, it is not pleasurable at all, and maybe

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it's like okay, okay, but no, Like when I

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<v Speaker 1>saw it, I was like, damn, it was a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of money. But I was like, let me treat myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone was on my shoulders. I remember someone of my

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<v Speaker 1>feels like can you guys just stay up together? And

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<v Speaker 1>then like it was too it was too much. I

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<v Speaker 1>actually remember asking for a break. What I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 1>it was terrible, and then like they have to get

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<v Speaker 1>around each other, and then you hear the oil open.

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<v Speaker 1>It too, my oils too much. Luckily you don't get

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<v Speaker 1>to think of something with the bet. What was I

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say? Oh? Shout out to one of our listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a few weeks ago. We talked about a

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<v Speaker 1>jinga game that you could buy on Amazon. So this

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<v Speaker 1>guy wrote in UM basic name whatever his name is, Jason,

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<v Speaker 1>he says. So I went to Target the other night

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<v Speaker 1>and I got a knockoff Jango for five nine. I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote out my own sexual acts on each block. It

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<v Speaker 1>cost me fourteen dollars total. I got dinner, and the

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<v Speaker 1>kids are gone, my wife and are gonna play tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll let you know how it goes. Thanks to the idea,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, so dope, and he wrote me at this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>So we didn't even finish the game because we ended

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<v Speaker 1>up having sex. But we had a blast and we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna play it against soon. Such a good date night.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that idea. That is a real I told

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<v Speaker 1>you that's a really, really cute idea. I've never played it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I saw it on Amazon and it was I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how we ended up. Oh you maybe said it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a right, yeah, it now eat my ass out.

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<v Speaker 1>It was something someone to boot hole. I could see.

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<v Speaker 1>I could see not finishing that. I would not finish

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<v Speaker 1>that changa, especially if every time you get one out

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<v Speaker 1>it's something you would definitely have to put more vanilla

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<v Speaker 1>ship and simple shit on it to keep you from yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, on the bottom, give me a nose

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<v Speaker 1>kiss or something like that, Like you gotta be some

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<v Speaker 1>basic with it. Anyways, guys, were gonna get into this

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<v Speaker 1>week's Horde Derv. For those of you listening to us

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<v Speaker 1>for the first time, maybe second time, maybe you're still

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<v Speaker 1>new our Horde Derv segment is where we give sex tips.

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<v Speaker 1>This one is fun. It's pretty much upside down fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to share this because this is something recently.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the upside down kissing? I think Spider Man, Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well he took the mask off. Was that girl that

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<v Speaker 1>was the first one, That was the first one? She

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<v Speaker 1>had blind hair? She was a brunette. I bet you

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<v Speaker 1>ten dollar she was a brunette, bitch, I bet you

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<v Speaker 1>ten dollars she was blind hair. Wait to see it,

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<v Speaker 1>but Spider right when they yeah, when they kiss upside down?

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<v Speaker 1>Bitch cash, Actually that is dirty blonde. It was just

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<v Speaker 1>wet in the scene, just a bitch. Her hair is

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<v Speaker 1>It's god, you have dirty blonde. Kirsten Dunce is a

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<v Speaker 1>blonde Jane Kirsten Dunes. First of all, here is it

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<v Speaker 1>Kirstons fucking happened that big Kurston? That was Kirsten. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna talk about upside down fund and the first

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<v Speaker 1>part of it is kissing upside down. So kissing upside down,

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<v Speaker 1>you may ask yourself, why on earth you'd bother contorting

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<v Speaker 1>yourselves in order to kiss when you've been doing it

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<v Speaker 1>the right way up for so many years without any problems.

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<v Speaker 1>The answer is novelty. We spent a lot of time

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<v Speaker 1>kissing our partners, especially at the beginning of relationships, but

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<v Speaker 1>as time goes on, we tend to kiss less and

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<v Speaker 1>move more quickly onto the next stage sex. By making

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<v Speaker 1>kissing seem new and approaching your partner from a different angle,

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<v Speaker 1>you might find it more stimulating than usual. I do

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<v Speaker 1>it when they're like on the couch. Oh, I will

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<v Speaker 1>straddle my nigga, or even when we're driving if we

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<v Speaker 1>get to a I'm talking about upside down upside down,

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<v Speaker 1>not kissing upside down upside dowd kissing. So what we

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<v Speaker 1>do upside down is what I'm gonna share the next

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't done upside Actually we have done upside down kissing,

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<v Speaker 1>but after the act of upside down sucking dick. So

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean no, it's not sixty nine upside down

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<v Speaker 1>sucking dick. So basically, what he'll do, No, He'll move

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<v Speaker 1>my body, uh to where I'm across the bed. My

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<v Speaker 1>head will literally, I don't let me. My head will

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<v Speaker 1>be like this leaning off the bed, so I'm literally

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<v Speaker 1>looking up at him, and then he'll fuck my mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>And what happened? Yes, and So what happens then, which

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<v Speaker 1>I guess he likes so much. But y'all know I

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<v Speaker 1>hate gagging, but it literally causes all of the spits,

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<v Speaker 1>so clearly I'm not doing it with a lace wig

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<v Speaker 1>in my head. But when I have my short hair,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't care. And so what happens is while he's

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<v Speaker 1>doing it, all the spit literally just runs down my fag.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't like when spick into my nose. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really not good for holding my nose like if I

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<v Speaker 1>died clips and I still hold my nose like a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. Uh So I'm not gonna lie. If you

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<v Speaker 1>ain't a good swimmer, this might not be for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't say that. I mean, I would say I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want people to drown while we given sex tips. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll stay alive. But it is gonna be. And the

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<v Speaker 1>thing is because he's a dumb I know he loves that,

0:22:07.880 --> 0:22:11.600
<v Speaker 1>which I'm dimn near squirming. I'll like throw my hand

0:22:11.640 --> 0:22:13.159
<v Speaker 1>up and hit him in the chef. My throat was

0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:18.960
<v Speaker 1>so sensitive right now from throwing up, I was gagging

0:22:19.080 --> 0:22:23.000
<v Speaker 1>so much. Nothing can like that. I don't even I

0:22:23.000 --> 0:22:25.359
<v Speaker 1>can't even think about dick and I love coming. I

0:22:25.480 --> 0:22:28.159
<v Speaker 1>fucking masturbate twice a day. I don't care if I've

0:22:28.160 --> 0:22:30.879
<v Speaker 1>had sex, Like I love touching my pussy. I can't.

0:22:32.600 --> 0:22:35.639
<v Speaker 1>And you even saying that I are. You don't masturbate, No,

0:22:36.280 --> 0:22:39.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't. It's so hard. I was like, though it

0:22:40.040 --> 0:22:44.720
<v Speaker 1>keeps me, like, it keeps me wanting dick, maybe because

0:22:44.760 --> 0:22:47.320
<v Speaker 1>I see like the only time I masturbate is like

0:22:47.359 --> 0:22:50.080
<v Speaker 1>within him three days I might not see him on

0:22:50.320 --> 0:22:54.280
<v Speaker 1>on my period, and then even even then I'm just like, okay,

0:22:54.440 --> 0:22:57.959
<v Speaker 1>I can't do it on day two because baby sleep.

0:22:58.880 --> 0:23:02.399
<v Speaker 1>Now I cannot. I don't just have a turn on

0:23:02.440 --> 0:23:06.439
<v Speaker 1>about like this is actually really fucked up to admit.

0:23:06.640 --> 0:23:10.800
<v Speaker 1>But I've masturbated in so many places. I've masturbated in

0:23:10.880 --> 0:23:14.879
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom once at what was I gonna say? It

0:23:14.960 --> 0:23:18.680
<v Speaker 1>wasn't gone. You masturbated at your job? He told a lot.

0:23:19.080 --> 0:23:23.400
<v Speaker 1>But I was recording somewhere. Was it Andrew studio? Maybe

0:23:23.440 --> 0:23:25.639
<v Speaker 1>I had some films Andrew you about to go disaffect

0:23:25.680 --> 0:23:28.080
<v Speaker 1>that ship. The bathroom is not in his studio, It's

0:23:28.119 --> 0:23:30.320
<v Speaker 1>in the hallway, And I was like super stressed out.

0:23:30.320 --> 0:23:32.320
<v Speaker 1>I was doing some work and I let me use

0:23:32.320 --> 0:23:34.480
<v Speaker 1>the studio I had to fucking jerk off to like

0:23:34.480 --> 0:23:36.240
<v Speaker 1>get over it. And there was a whole filming crew

0:23:36.240 --> 0:23:37.359
<v Speaker 1>in the other room, and I was like, I gotta

0:23:37.400 --> 0:23:40.120
<v Speaker 1>get this out. No one knew get the funk out

0:23:40.119 --> 0:23:45.280
<v Speaker 1>of here. They're definitely about hey, y'all. Andrew Schalton say

0:23:45.320 --> 0:23:49.040
<v Speaker 1>he needed he needs to disaffect this bathroom because we

0:23:49.320 --> 0:23:51.479
<v Speaker 1>was in their fingering her swat. I would just like

0:23:51.600 --> 0:23:54.560
<v Speaker 1>to say that I needed to get it out. I

0:23:54.640 --> 0:23:57.679
<v Speaker 1>washed my hands obviously before and after because COVID and

0:23:57.720 --> 0:24:00.600
<v Speaker 1>it was a nice empty bathroom. That is so crazy. Yeah,

0:24:00.640 --> 0:24:04.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm just not in Uh. It's like, I don't know

0:24:04.240 --> 0:24:07.040
<v Speaker 1>how he loved a room together once. What city was it?

0:24:07.080 --> 0:24:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Was it Chicago where Vinnie came. I had to go

0:24:10.600 --> 0:24:13.240
<v Speaker 1>in the shower and masturbate. See and I think you

0:24:13.280 --> 0:24:15.440
<v Speaker 1>were on your period, remember that you were really sick.

0:24:15.840 --> 0:24:18.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh that was definitely Chicago. But I all said to

0:24:18.240 --> 0:24:21.160
<v Speaker 1>come because you're my god Chicago I was. That's when

0:24:21.200 --> 0:24:23.600
<v Speaker 1>I had COVID, So bitch, I feel like, did I

0:24:23.640 --> 0:24:26.960
<v Speaker 1>have it twice this year? Ship? I just want to go.

0:24:27.280 --> 0:24:31.520
<v Speaker 1>I love doing it. I love that, say nobody like people.

0:24:31.760 --> 0:24:34.880
<v Speaker 1>I definitely had COVID and No, that was me, bro,

0:24:35.119 --> 0:24:38.280
<v Speaker 1>but it was so must reported case was in November

0:24:39.240 --> 0:24:43.159
<v Speaker 1>of and when I got back from Puerto Rico. The

0:24:44.000 --> 0:24:46.440
<v Speaker 1>sickest I've ever been in my life was in October.

0:24:46.480 --> 0:24:49.160
<v Speaker 1>I remember the day was like October. Nobody us. Well,

0:24:49.200 --> 0:24:52.040
<v Speaker 1>I was, look, you're doing it too, But I was like,

0:24:52.240 --> 0:24:54.040
<v Speaker 1>but no, could that have been it? Because I had

0:24:54.080 --> 0:24:56.360
<v Speaker 1>the shakes and ship. I don't know how I made

0:24:56.400 --> 0:24:59.359
<v Speaker 1>it through that Chicago live show and for shout out

0:24:59.400 --> 0:25:03.280
<v Speaker 1>to Chicago, it's definitely one of our Chicago shows. No,

0:25:03.440 --> 0:25:05.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about the most recent one. I was talking

0:25:05.920 --> 0:25:07.919
<v Speaker 1>about the one where we actually stayed together. That was

0:25:07.960 --> 0:25:10.080
<v Speaker 1>two years ago. You were on your period and we

0:25:10.119 --> 0:25:12.760
<v Speaker 1>stayed at that hotel? Is me you anny well sick? Then?

0:25:12.880 --> 0:25:14.480
<v Speaker 1>We were saving money then, so we didn't used to

0:25:14.480 --> 0:25:17.399
<v Speaker 1>get two rooms like that and you were on your period.

0:25:17.480 --> 0:25:19.439
<v Speaker 1>Remember you couldn't come out with us or something. You

0:25:19.480 --> 0:25:23.520
<v Speaker 1>were sick and you guys have the egg slot in

0:25:23.520 --> 0:25:27.600
<v Speaker 1>the morning. We did. Yes, I do remember that. Whatever

0:25:28.000 --> 0:25:32.600
<v Speaker 1>cho Wait, yeah, that was Chicago. I don't know. I'm

0:25:32.600 --> 0:25:36.960
<v Speaker 1>ready to go back onto our dude. I really miss um,

0:25:37.000 --> 0:25:40.600
<v Speaker 1>just I don't know. Like now I've talked a little

0:25:40.600 --> 0:25:42.399
<v Speaker 1>bit of briefly about it. I'm working in TV and

0:25:42.440 --> 0:25:45.040
<v Speaker 1>film and like, you know, getting to me writers and

0:25:45.119 --> 0:25:48.280
<v Speaker 1>talk about how to create jokes and stuff, and nothing

0:25:48.359 --> 0:25:50.720
<v Speaker 1>is more satisfying than like improv in front of people.

0:25:50.800 --> 0:25:53.240
<v Speaker 1>Now that it was fun, it's just like it was funny.

0:25:53.240 --> 0:25:55.320
<v Speaker 1>It's so crazy because it's something I took for granted

0:25:55.480 --> 0:25:57.560
<v Speaker 1>because I remember saying like, man, we're gonna take a

0:25:57.600 --> 0:25:59.440
<v Speaker 1>year off. I don't like this horn ship, And now

0:26:00.000 --> 0:26:02.000
<v Speaker 1>I would love to be back touring because it really

0:26:02.080 --> 0:26:04.840
<v Speaker 1>validates what you do, and that that I think is

0:26:04.880 --> 0:26:08.480
<v Speaker 1>the main difference. Right, It's like filming stuff and understanding

0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:11.280
<v Speaker 1>that you can maybe say something funny. There's no instant gratification.

0:26:11.440 --> 0:26:14.280
<v Speaker 1>And the other thing is like it's not your people

0:26:14.359 --> 0:26:16.520
<v Speaker 1>watching you. You know what I'm saying to like to

0:26:16.600 --> 0:26:18.960
<v Speaker 1>be in a room with everybody that sucks with you,

0:26:19.119 --> 0:26:21.600
<v Speaker 1>Like it's just so safe. There's like two or three

0:26:21.600 --> 0:26:24.320
<v Speaker 1>shows where I fell, none of the videos going. I'm

0:26:24.320 --> 0:26:26.720
<v Speaker 1>just so glad we got to me. Then we got

0:26:26.760 --> 0:26:29.159
<v Speaker 1>to do New York d C. I'm so sad we

0:26:29.200 --> 0:26:31.520
<v Speaker 1>didn't get to do Atlanta, even though we probably should

0:26:31.520 --> 0:26:34.080
<v Speaker 1>have done Atlanta because that's the only motherfucker City COVID

0:26:34.200 --> 0:26:38.119
<v Speaker 1>because COVID don't well, COVID don't live there, apparently so scared.

0:26:38.160 --> 0:26:40.320
<v Speaker 1>When I was watching the Jeez and Gucci versus, I

0:26:40.359 --> 0:26:41.920
<v Speaker 1>was like seeing all these niggas past the camera and

0:26:41.960 --> 0:26:46.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, please, Jesus, don't let nobody. I really need

0:26:46.040 --> 0:26:50.639
<v Speaker 1>this moment. It was people really thought Gucci was go in,

0:26:50.640 --> 0:26:54.679
<v Speaker 1>which I found hilarious. Yeah, I was team Jesus niggas

0:26:54.720 --> 0:26:57.960
<v Speaker 1>in the South, maybe, but even then, like he it's

0:26:58.040 --> 0:27:01.159
<v Speaker 1>still jeezy, like are you serious? Are you serious? I

0:27:01.280 --> 0:27:03.320
<v Speaker 1>was shocked, like me too. I was shocked to people,

0:27:03.520 --> 0:27:08.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean mad New York people on my timeline. When

0:27:08.000 --> 0:27:10.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm a dog came on, They're like, dog beat it,

0:27:10.840 --> 0:27:12.919
<v Speaker 1>beat her like a dog like ye, like fucking her?

0:27:15.160 --> 0:27:17.840
<v Speaker 1>He just thought it was beating like a dog like

0:27:17.880 --> 0:27:20.960
<v Speaker 1>beat that. Wo No, I don't want to see her

0:27:21.040 --> 0:27:22.880
<v Speaker 1>like a dog. He didn't say beat it like a dog.

0:27:22.920 --> 0:27:26.080
<v Speaker 1>That beat it like a dog. No, beat her like

0:27:26.119 --> 0:27:28.720
<v Speaker 1>a dog like beat like then pass her to my dog,

0:27:30.280 --> 0:27:34.120
<v Speaker 1>my nigga, don't stop look up the lyric. I feel

0:27:34.119 --> 0:27:38.600
<v Speaker 1>a little bad now. I mean, you could do that,

0:27:38.760 --> 0:27:40.960
<v Speaker 1>but it isn't really like I mean, we was on

0:27:41.200 --> 0:27:45.240
<v Speaker 1>DJ before that. She was all, say Shaney, no, and

0:27:45.520 --> 0:27:49.040
<v Speaker 1>that would talk about slipping Molly and Bitches drinks. Just

0:27:49.160 --> 0:27:57.040
<v Speaker 1>let me see it. Yeah, I'm a dog. I'm really

0:27:57.040 --> 0:27:59.680
<v Speaker 1>looking where larc that. Well, how could he have saying

0:27:59.680 --> 0:28:02.680
<v Speaker 1>that so the same way Rick Ross said he played

0:28:02.720 --> 0:28:06.720
<v Speaker 1>Molly's and Bitches Drinks and they know I'm really the

0:28:09.240 --> 0:28:13.399
<v Speaker 1>treat like a dog, like a dog, like passing to

0:28:13.600 --> 0:28:17.240
<v Speaker 1>my dog. You know, I think it's a sexual any window.

0:28:17.320 --> 0:28:19.359
<v Speaker 1>I really do, Amanda, I don't. And this is not

0:28:19.440 --> 0:28:22.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm not comfortable like I know you. I know you do.

0:28:22.720 --> 0:28:25.720
<v Speaker 1>But technically it's one of them things that we gotta

0:28:25.720 --> 0:28:28.080
<v Speaker 1>watch and be like, like you know, all the old

0:28:28.119 --> 0:28:30.760
<v Speaker 1>shows on Netflix right now, it's a little cringe e

0:28:30.960 --> 0:28:34.000
<v Speaker 1>to rewatch some of these like what like girlfriends. I

0:28:34.040 --> 0:28:35.639
<v Speaker 1>don't know if you saw the episode one of their

0:28:35.680 --> 0:28:39.400
<v Speaker 1>friends at well, one of their friends at HIV and

0:28:39.400 --> 0:28:42.280
<v Speaker 1>they all like jumped over the counter when he was

0:28:42.320 --> 0:28:44.560
<v Speaker 1>cooking and he like cut them. Like there's just a

0:28:44.640 --> 0:28:47.280
<v Speaker 1>lot of things where I'm just like, oh, a lot

0:28:47.280 --> 0:28:49.920
<v Speaker 1>of things wouldn't go off too well in this climate.

0:28:50.240 --> 0:28:52.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm actually happy and not so happy for this climate

0:28:52.640 --> 0:28:56.200
<v Speaker 1>because like, yeah, like the HIV thing. I didn't know.

0:28:56.280 --> 0:28:58.800
<v Speaker 1>I mean honestly until we started interviewing people, right, like

0:28:59.040 --> 0:29:01.239
<v Speaker 1>not gonna lie, and we were ignorant to a lot

0:29:01.240 --> 0:29:03.120
<v Speaker 1>of things. I think over the last four years we

0:29:03.280 --> 0:29:06.280
<v Speaker 1>become more understanding in ways in which we may have

0:29:06.360 --> 0:29:10.200
<v Speaker 1>offended people without knowing. So when people we learned about

0:29:10.240 --> 0:29:13.080
<v Speaker 1>things like that, like especially I think our Herpies episode,

0:29:13.080 --> 0:29:15.000
<v Speaker 1>I asked a question that was done, she was like,

0:29:15.040 --> 0:29:18.320
<v Speaker 1>bitching you a sex educator. I'm like, duh, I hadn't learned.

0:29:19.400 --> 0:29:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Bit's like like, I'm so I didn't know. Well, I

0:29:23.520 --> 0:29:26.240
<v Speaker 1>think that that's the thing too. Is it space? Like yes,

0:29:26.600 --> 0:29:30.200
<v Speaker 1>And I understand this platform is definitely where it is now. Um,

0:29:30.280 --> 0:29:32.920
<v Speaker 1>but when we kind of started the show, we were

0:29:33.000 --> 0:29:36.360
<v Speaker 1>learning with everyone else, Like I don't think. I don't think.

0:29:36.400 --> 0:29:38.280
<v Speaker 1>We came on here and was like we know everything

0:29:38.520 --> 0:29:40.719
<v Speaker 1>and y'all don't, so we're gonna teach y'all. That's not

0:29:41.000 --> 0:29:43.840
<v Speaker 1>you know. We did fortunately, And I guess I mean

0:29:43.840 --> 0:29:46.240
<v Speaker 1>this in favor of us and against us. When you

0:29:46.240 --> 0:29:49.000
<v Speaker 1>have a platform, people expect you to know it all

0:29:49.120 --> 0:29:50.960
<v Speaker 1>they do, right, And it's like kind of how we

0:29:51.040 --> 0:29:53.800
<v Speaker 1>put some mistake in these celebrities are influencers. When they

0:29:53.800 --> 0:29:57.120
<v Speaker 1>do something, it's like they're fucking human too. This is

0:29:57.160 --> 0:30:09.880
<v Speaker 1>awesome me trying to cover all those ships. So y'all

0:30:10.440 --> 0:30:12.640
<v Speaker 1>and again, I just want to, uh, shout out to

0:30:12.720 --> 0:30:16.840
<v Speaker 1>Sarge and shout out to everyone um gave us. Damn.

0:30:17.680 --> 0:30:20.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know I do. And she's so fun and

0:30:20.360 --> 0:30:23.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know her name, but shout out on her

0:30:23.320 --> 0:30:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Instagram page just because I really like the way she

0:30:25.120 --> 0:30:30.560
<v Speaker 1>says how She's just so sweet. Anyways, guys, shout out

0:30:30.600 --> 0:30:32.760
<v Speaker 1>to everyone who came to Macafest. For those of you,

0:30:32.880 --> 0:30:34.800
<v Speaker 1>by the way, shout out to the hore Hives, Siggy.

0:30:35.480 --> 0:30:38.240
<v Speaker 1>We saw a lot of patron people. We saw a

0:30:38.320 --> 0:30:41.480
<v Speaker 1>whole crew from Charlotte. Shout out to Charotte. Charlotte was

0:30:42.920 --> 0:30:45.480
<v Speaker 1>a guy, Oh my god, and I really don't know

0:30:45.520 --> 0:30:47.240
<v Speaker 1>who knows you when you're out. I got drunk and

0:30:47.280 --> 0:30:49.040
<v Speaker 1>I started crying. I don't know what's kind of about.

0:30:49.240 --> 0:30:50.960
<v Speaker 1>But Vinnie and never fucked up and I was like, no,

0:30:51.120 --> 0:30:53.360
<v Speaker 1>like you don't understand what I'm going through. And Vinnie

0:30:53.360 --> 0:30:55.720
<v Speaker 1>went to the room to get me a cigarette or something,

0:30:55.760 --> 0:30:57.760
<v Speaker 1>and the guy came up to me was like, hey, man,

0:30:57.800 --> 0:30:59.200
<v Speaker 1>I was at your boss in last show. I just

0:30:59.240 --> 0:31:03.160
<v Speaker 1>when I heard you, I don't know what you're going through,

0:31:03.280 --> 0:31:06.400
<v Speaker 1>I was like it, No, seriously, I do want to

0:31:06.400 --> 0:31:09.720
<v Speaker 1>shout out to everyone who came to Moca fes Cancoon.

0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:12.880
<v Speaker 1>That was our last live show of the year. How

0:31:13.000 --> 0:31:15.240
<v Speaker 1>we had one in a pandemic. Don't judge us, but

0:31:15.320 --> 0:31:18.000
<v Speaker 1>we did it. It was outside. If that helps anyone,

0:31:18.120 --> 0:31:20.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but um, it was great. We got

0:31:20.800 --> 0:31:23.400
<v Speaker 1>to do a live show. We had fucking cucumbers come out,

0:31:23.640 --> 0:31:25.640
<v Speaker 1>We still played games like it was. It was a

0:31:25.680 --> 0:31:27.880
<v Speaker 1>fun time. I'm not gonna lie. It was also the

0:31:27.960 --> 0:31:30.120
<v Speaker 1>hardest live show I think we've ever had to do.

0:31:30.880 --> 0:31:33.520
<v Speaker 1>Because yeah, well let's well, do you want to start

0:31:34.400 --> 0:31:37.880
<v Speaker 1>with explaining an urban experience weekend? Let's go on their website.

0:31:37.920 --> 0:31:42.680
<v Speaker 1>Let's do a real act. Okay, I learned from Coca Fest.

0:31:42.720 --> 0:31:45.760
<v Speaker 1>So Moca Fest basically, you buy a ticket and you

0:31:46.040 --> 0:31:49.400
<v Speaker 1>get access to a bunch of events. Right who mo

0:31:49.480 --> 0:31:53.680
<v Speaker 1>confest books popular every Also, because I just hate the

0:31:53.680 --> 0:31:57.680
<v Speaker 1>word urban, let's let's see what they do. No. Moca

0:31:57.720 --> 0:32:01.160
<v Speaker 1>Fest is an Afro American and Afro caraby in destination

0:32:01.240 --> 0:32:04.480
<v Speaker 1>festival brand that promotes freedom and self expiration. I read

0:32:04.640 --> 0:32:08.280
<v Speaker 1>urban weekends somewhere, so I'm wrong. Well, come on, Afro Cuban.

0:32:09.720 --> 0:32:12.800
<v Speaker 1>So basically, horrible decisions is one of the acts, right,

0:32:12.880 --> 0:32:14.600
<v Speaker 1>And from what I know, they didn't really have done

0:32:14.640 --> 0:32:16.880
<v Speaker 1>They haven't really done shows before, and Mandy and I

0:32:17.000 --> 0:32:19.120
<v Speaker 1>like are very particular about only doing theaters, were very

0:32:19.160 --> 0:32:21.719
<v Speaker 1>particular about never doing a show with standing room. If

0:32:21.760 --> 0:32:23.400
<v Speaker 1>you guys have ever been at a show, we're always

0:32:23.400 --> 0:32:25.880
<v Speaker 1>fucking yelling at security. I think the DC show was like, no,

0:32:26.840 --> 0:32:30.800
<v Speaker 1>why are people standing up? Assist with Jeffer had more

0:32:30.920 --> 0:32:33.880
<v Speaker 1>chairs because basically what happens is we will not sell

0:32:33.880 --> 0:32:37.080
<v Speaker 1>a venue ever over the amount of chairs. Right. Our

0:32:37.120 --> 0:32:38.600
<v Speaker 1>first live show was like that, we would never do

0:32:38.640 --> 0:32:41.480
<v Speaker 1>it again, but people will take up a table and

0:32:41.520 --> 0:32:43.360
<v Speaker 1>it will make the people that came alone not feel

0:32:43.400 --> 0:32:45.080
<v Speaker 1>like they could sit there or whatever it is. So

0:32:45.840 --> 0:32:48.600
<v Speaker 1>we knew that it might happen with Mocha Fest. But

0:32:48.680 --> 0:32:50.360
<v Speaker 1>what I think we weren't ready for is for how

0:32:50.480 --> 0:32:53.080
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't ready for everyone to be in a pool,

0:32:54.240 --> 0:32:57.200
<v Speaker 1>Like I wasn't ready. So y'all, we actually did our

0:32:57.320 --> 0:33:01.440
<v Speaker 1>live show um upstairs at the Are and everyone was

0:33:01.440 --> 0:33:03.120
<v Speaker 1>in a pool. So mind you. This was also, I

0:33:03.160 --> 0:33:05.600
<v Speaker 1>want to say, our first live show where bitches were

0:33:05.600 --> 0:33:09.800
<v Speaker 1>smoking hookah and ordering bottles of nineteen fours. Atter and

0:33:10.760 --> 0:33:12.800
<v Speaker 1>bites came up to me with the classes about it,

0:33:13.080 --> 0:33:14.760
<v Speaker 1>talking about come on. I was like, oh I can'

0:33:15.320 --> 0:33:17.600
<v Speaker 1>and I was, and it's probably why I came back

0:33:17.640 --> 0:33:21.840
<v Speaker 1>with covid bitch. You know what I actually, I actually

0:33:21.840 --> 0:33:24.160
<v Speaker 1>have a photo and maybe i'll put it on the

0:33:24.160 --> 0:33:26.560
<v Speaker 1>horrible the Sydney stage. I'm like, this has to be

0:33:26.880 --> 0:33:29.760
<v Speaker 1>the exact moment I caught covid um and I want

0:33:29.800 --> 0:33:32.800
<v Speaker 1>to show you because what they were doing was spraying

0:33:33.280 --> 0:33:36.320
<v Speaker 1>uh champagne. Oh I did say no to that into

0:33:36.400 --> 0:33:38.120
<v Speaker 1>the mouth, but only because I knew it would get

0:33:38.120 --> 0:33:39.400
<v Speaker 1>on my face and I makeup. I felt like it

0:33:39.440 --> 0:33:41.479
<v Speaker 1>was really cute. A little Mexican lady named Rosa did

0:33:41.560 --> 0:33:44.720
<v Speaker 1>it down. This is this is me saying, give me covid.

0:33:45.120 --> 0:33:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, I have one of those things. I don't

0:33:47.360 --> 0:33:49.480
<v Speaker 1>know if y'all can see it from there, but yes,

0:33:50.440 --> 0:33:52.560
<v Speaker 1>let's talk about what MO confest is. Right. So they

0:33:52.600 --> 0:33:54.520
<v Speaker 1>do it in a bunch of different cities. The particular

0:33:54.560 --> 0:33:56.280
<v Speaker 1>one we got to do with Cancoon, which was great

0:33:56.280 --> 0:33:58.320
<v Speaker 1>because y'all know on living in Mexico. So I was like, Bam,

0:33:58.440 --> 0:34:00.920
<v Speaker 1>this the airport you go through to ft Loom. So

0:34:01.720 --> 0:34:03.840
<v Speaker 1>we get there and it was at a beautiful property.

0:34:04.080 --> 0:34:06.080
<v Speaker 1>And I just want to preface this by saying I

0:34:06.200 --> 0:34:08.680
<v Speaker 1>said every single day to either Sarge or his wife

0:34:08.719 --> 0:34:11.520
<v Speaker 1>who run Moca Fest, about how much better it was

0:34:11.560 --> 0:34:15.800
<v Speaker 1>than hedonism. Let me explain. I had a fun moment,

0:34:16.120 --> 0:34:18.680
<v Speaker 1>but I just wasn't ready for how And I've used

0:34:18.680 --> 0:34:21.080
<v Speaker 1>the word tacky, and I want to attribute it just

0:34:21.200 --> 0:34:22.520
<v Speaker 1>to the fact that we didn't get to go on

0:34:22.560 --> 0:34:25.239
<v Speaker 1>a Moca Fest weekend. Right. I just felt like it

0:34:25.400 --> 0:34:27.080
<v Speaker 1>was two raunchy a to the point where I was

0:34:27.120 --> 0:34:33.160
<v Speaker 1>like grossed outs. Another thing is I didn't feel it

0:34:33.320 --> 0:34:36.960
<v Speaker 1>wasn't as luck as the she She knew that there

0:34:37.040 --> 0:34:39.680
<v Speaker 1>was room service available. She was like, oh yeah, that stars,

0:34:39.920 --> 0:34:43.120
<v Speaker 1>that stars. I was so happy to know there was

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:45.080
<v Speaker 1>room service and I could leave my room without getting naked.

0:34:45.080 --> 0:34:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Because I hope we all don't forget that story. The

0:34:47.160 --> 0:34:50.759
<v Speaker 1>midnight snack bar was on the nude only side, and

0:34:50.800 --> 0:34:52.480
<v Speaker 1>when I ordered that pizza and he said you have

0:34:52.560 --> 0:34:54.759
<v Speaker 1>to remove your clothes, I was pissed. So we get

0:34:54.800 --> 0:34:56.600
<v Speaker 1>there was a temptation resort. I think they've done it

0:34:56.640 --> 0:34:58.719
<v Speaker 1>there before because I think it last year as well.

0:34:58.880 --> 0:35:01.520
<v Speaker 1>I was there. Um, it's really cute. They had these

0:35:01.600 --> 0:35:04.640
<v Speaker 1>like stripper poles where the girls dance. Now this resort

0:35:04.760 --> 0:35:07.400
<v Speaker 1>is topless. It's not a fucking resort. Yeah. So, and

0:35:07.440 --> 0:35:10.560
<v Speaker 1>I want to make that clear. So Moca Fest um

0:35:10.760 --> 0:35:14.279
<v Speaker 1>isn't necessarily lifestyle focus. So I know we talked about sex,

0:35:14.320 --> 0:35:16.879
<v Speaker 1>sex sex sex sex here. Uh. If you do mocal

0:35:16.960 --> 0:35:20.320
<v Speaker 1>Fest in Jamaica, of course they're at the adult only resorts,

0:35:20.640 --> 0:35:23.040
<v Speaker 1>and Hedonism is one of the resorts. But Jamaica now

0:35:23.160 --> 0:35:25.760
<v Speaker 1>is so big they actually do mocal Fest at seven

0:35:25.880 --> 0:35:28.759
<v Speaker 1>different hotels. And of course if you're on, if you're

0:35:28.760 --> 0:35:32.640
<v Speaker 1>at Hedonism, you're gonna have hedonism fun. Uh this particularly, Yes,

0:35:33.080 --> 0:35:36.000
<v Speaker 1>we didn't see people having sex everywhere in Mexico. That's

0:35:36.040 --> 0:35:39.680
<v Speaker 1>not what because I can hear it. You could hear

0:35:39.680 --> 0:35:42.400
<v Speaker 1>it where through my window, not my window by balcony.

0:35:42.520 --> 0:35:44.480
<v Speaker 1>It was probably sucking on a balcony. Yeah, they were

0:35:44.640 --> 0:35:48.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I would fuck the balcony. I would suck about.

0:35:48.440 --> 0:35:50.600
<v Speaker 1>People were funny, so loud. At one point I was like, well,

0:35:50.640 --> 0:35:52.920
<v Speaker 1>this is like a morning work. So they were fucking,

0:35:53.040 --> 0:35:55.680
<v Speaker 1>but they weren't sucking out in public. Yeah, so out

0:35:55.760 --> 0:35:57.719
<v Speaker 1>in public. I will also say, let me ask you

0:35:57.800 --> 0:36:00.080
<v Speaker 1>this too, because it was a lot more people well

0:36:00.120 --> 0:36:03.240
<v Speaker 1>then we experienced at Heito. But what were your thoughts

0:36:03.320 --> 0:36:07.200
<v Speaker 1>on the crowd? So for one I kept saying, I

0:36:07.280 --> 0:36:09.320
<v Speaker 1>think to you, I was like, these people are so

0:36:09.400 --> 0:36:12.000
<v Speaker 1>much better. Yeah, it was a lot of good looking people.

0:36:12.080 --> 0:36:15.040
<v Speaker 1>There was actually a fat dude. I was gonna think about,

0:36:15.360 --> 0:36:17.840
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna put fat dude? He was really cute And

0:36:18.000 --> 0:36:19.680
<v Speaker 1>I have never sucked a fat nigga outside of like

0:36:19.719 --> 0:36:23.480
<v Speaker 1>football players, which don't Did he have like a Gucci

0:36:23.640 --> 0:36:26.399
<v Speaker 1>before jail gut? Or was he fat fat like big

0:36:27.120 --> 0:36:29.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, or like a get money gut? He

0:36:29.520 --> 0:36:31.920
<v Speaker 1>had on a white beater at the pool fat. Oh

0:36:32.000 --> 0:36:34.040
<v Speaker 1>he wasn't even taking a white beater. He just had

0:36:34.160 --> 0:36:36.200
<v Speaker 1>mad game like. He kept coming up to me like,

0:36:36.600 --> 0:36:38.080
<v Speaker 1>why are you trying to play me? Wheasy? I was like,

0:36:38.120 --> 0:36:41.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to play you like you don't I

0:36:41.080 --> 0:36:42.680
<v Speaker 1>don't think, I ain't said and you got money on

0:36:42.800 --> 0:36:44.120
<v Speaker 1>would and he was like, why are you think? Tag

0:36:44.160 --> 0:36:45.440
<v Speaker 1>and Z And then he just kept coming up to

0:36:45.520 --> 0:36:46.920
<v Speaker 1>me and he would give me drinks. But even though

0:36:46.920 --> 0:36:51.319
<v Speaker 1>it was like all inclusive, but then it like one point, Um,

0:36:52.239 --> 0:36:54.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, he just you know when someone's so

0:36:54.160 --> 0:36:56.200
<v Speaker 1>confident that you're like, your dick has got to be big.

0:36:57.040 --> 0:36:58.919
<v Speaker 1>He was like, I was like, look, I got a boot.

0:36:58.960 --> 0:37:00.920
<v Speaker 1>He was like, I don't care what the funk I

0:37:01.000 --> 0:37:04.680
<v Speaker 1>was like, and he kept talking about how I needed

0:37:04.719 --> 0:37:06.440
<v Speaker 1>to hybernate in the winter's I win and I was like,

0:37:07.560 --> 0:37:11.200
<v Speaker 1>not hybernates. The whole bears want to take you to dinner.

0:37:11.239 --> 0:37:12.719
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, nig I know this ship is free.

0:37:12.760 --> 0:37:14.480
<v Speaker 1>And he was like, I got bread and we're gonna

0:37:14.520 --> 0:37:15.799
<v Speaker 1>leave this funker. I don't want to say I love

0:37:15.880 --> 0:37:19.080
<v Speaker 1>the resort. I went to the frozen I got. I

0:37:19.200 --> 0:37:21.600
<v Speaker 1>love to leaving the resort. Yeah, I guess that was

0:37:21.640 --> 0:37:23.680
<v Speaker 1>the only thing. The food to me, Um, I like

0:37:23.760 --> 0:37:26.600
<v Speaker 1>food better in Jamaica, but I'm Jamaican. So that's probably

0:37:26.600 --> 0:37:28.560
<v Speaker 1>why I say this it's just an all inclusive thing,

0:37:28.880 --> 0:37:31.440
<v Speaker 1>is that it's an all inclusive thing every time around,

0:37:31.560 --> 0:37:33.680
<v Speaker 1>like when food is all inclusive. But we had lots

0:37:33.760 --> 0:37:35.839
<v Speaker 1>of I like the food, and he know when we went,

0:37:35.920 --> 0:37:38.480
<v Speaker 1>they had a whole lot of food temptation. Okay, so

0:37:39.000 --> 0:37:41.640
<v Speaker 1>as far as food, it's a draw, but I love seafood.

0:37:41.680 --> 0:37:44.040
<v Speaker 1>They had like a seafood rash anyway, okay, whatever, Yeah,

0:37:44.080 --> 0:37:46.520
<v Speaker 1>I think you got to leave a resort to experience

0:37:46.640 --> 0:37:48.800
<v Speaker 1>experience the area. I think there was a dude with

0:37:48.880 --> 0:37:51.960
<v Speaker 1>braces and dreads and I never talked to him. Do

0:37:52.000 --> 0:37:53.920
<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm talking about. He was so fucking

0:37:53.920 --> 0:37:56.640
<v Speaker 1>hot and he kept smiling at me, and I just

0:37:56.719 --> 0:37:58.279
<v Speaker 1>really don't know why I didn't say anything, because I

0:37:58.320 --> 0:38:00.319
<v Speaker 1>should have taken my moment, but I didn't. And then

0:38:00.600 --> 0:38:02.839
<v Speaker 1>serge wife and I whose name we can't figure out,

0:38:04.040 --> 0:38:06.160
<v Speaker 1>I remember saying to her at one point smacked. I

0:38:06.239 --> 0:38:09.400
<v Speaker 1>was like, Yo, there are I'm not gonna lie, but

0:38:09.560 --> 0:38:11.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to see the men from going as well.

0:38:11.640 --> 0:38:13.560
<v Speaker 1>There there were I'm not gonna lie. All the good

0:38:13.560 --> 0:38:15.920
<v Speaker 1>looking girls that I saw came with a nigga, and

0:38:16.080 --> 0:38:18.440
<v Speaker 1>but a lot of them were asking. Even Medina got

0:38:18.480 --> 0:38:21.960
<v Speaker 1>asked by three couples to join, maybe because from Cocktail

0:38:22.000 --> 0:38:23.920
<v Speaker 1>shout out to her, she opened our show and she

0:38:24.040 --> 0:38:26.760
<v Speaker 1>decided to let everybody know that she was a unicorn.

0:38:27.080 --> 0:38:29.200
<v Speaker 1>So the couples were attacking her for the rest of

0:38:29.239 --> 0:38:30.879
<v Speaker 1>the weekend. Know, I think people know when you're alone.

0:38:30.920 --> 0:38:33.719
<v Speaker 1>Two couples asked me, Oh, I think people know when

0:38:33.760 --> 0:38:37.000
<v Speaker 1>you're like walking around alone, and they knew Vinnie was gay. Okay,

0:38:37.040 --> 0:38:39.160
<v Speaker 1>so see you. I didn't Benny damn near sold me

0:38:39.280 --> 0:38:41.839
<v Speaker 1>to the fucking wolves. We were wing somewhere and I've

0:38:41.840 --> 0:38:43.960
<v Speaker 1>seen these things looking at me and like, at this point,

0:38:44.000 --> 0:38:45.600
<v Speaker 1>my titties were out a little bit, so I grabbed

0:38:45.600 --> 0:38:49.440
<v Speaker 1>on his arm. He was like, girl, please, they always

0:38:49.520 --> 0:38:53.120
<v Speaker 1>lets me go. We were walking around fucking flying dop

0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:55.000
<v Speaker 1>carmens together and this guy was like, you're a lucky man.

0:38:55.080 --> 0:38:57.719
<v Speaker 1>He was like, no, I'm not. I will say for

0:38:57.880 --> 0:39:01.520
<v Speaker 1>the places next year. Uh if if you know, the

0:39:01.640 --> 0:39:05.080
<v Speaker 1>travel restrictions definitely left. This was a good time though.

0:39:05.719 --> 0:39:07.319
<v Speaker 1>I had a good time. Me and my home girls

0:39:07.360 --> 0:39:10.080
<v Speaker 1>the entertainment I needed. It's kind of like you didn't

0:39:10.080 --> 0:39:13.840
<v Speaker 1>like the entertainment, said oh yes, So me and my

0:39:14.000 --> 0:39:16.520
<v Speaker 1>friends don't know why. And this was right before our

0:39:16.560 --> 0:39:18.440
<v Speaker 1>fucking Lives show. Why I decided to sign up. I

0:39:18.480 --> 0:39:21.560
<v Speaker 1>don't know. So they had flip Cup. I ain't gonna

0:39:21.600 --> 0:39:23.480
<v Speaker 1>hold yall. You'all know flip Cup to me is a

0:39:23.520 --> 0:39:26.200
<v Speaker 1>white person college game. But I was like, oh, bitch,

0:39:26.280 --> 0:39:28.120
<v Speaker 1>we got it. But my crylic nails was so long.

0:39:28.200 --> 0:39:30.080
<v Speaker 1>I was like, listen, normally I'm good at this game.

0:39:30.120 --> 0:39:33.480
<v Speaker 1>I was giving my disclaimer. So we're at the pool

0:39:33.719 --> 0:39:37.080
<v Speaker 1>and it's four teams against the entertainers. Mind you, the

0:39:37.200 --> 0:39:39.520
<v Speaker 1>entertainers played this all the time, so of course they're

0:39:39.520 --> 0:39:42.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna be everybody right wrong. Bitch me and my friends

0:39:42.520 --> 0:39:44.279
<v Speaker 1>shout out to all my homegirls. They came with me.

0:39:44.600 --> 0:39:47.920
<v Speaker 1>We won. We went to where the dancers. The entertainers

0:39:47.960 --> 0:39:49.799
<v Speaker 1>came up to us and was like, so no one

0:39:49.880 --> 0:39:51.960
<v Speaker 1>has ever beat us, which they brought us two bottles

0:39:51.960 --> 0:39:55.880
<v Speaker 1>of wine and a bottle of champagne because they're like nobody.

0:39:57.239 --> 0:40:00.359
<v Speaker 1>But they didn't give us the magnum though. Ain't bring

0:40:00.440 --> 0:40:03.759
<v Speaker 1>us the magnum. They gave us a little bullshit to Yeah,

0:40:03.760 --> 0:40:05.439
<v Speaker 1>but we're supposed to get the magnum. They just didn't

0:40:05.440 --> 0:40:08.279
<v Speaker 1>think the bottle of wine, No, the magna bottle, ship

0:40:09.480 --> 0:40:14.239
<v Speaker 1>the moet. It was fun though, so wait the girls. Yes,

0:40:14.320 --> 0:40:16.440
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say about the girls. The girl was

0:40:16.760 --> 0:40:18.640
<v Speaker 1>some of those girls were so beautiful that I was like,

0:40:18.760 --> 0:40:23.800
<v Speaker 1>they must be pa so they do. But that's what

0:40:23.880 --> 0:40:27.720
<v Speaker 1>I like the moss and financed girls. They I didn't.

0:40:27.880 --> 0:40:30.439
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just thought across the board people

0:40:30.480 --> 0:40:33.400
<v Speaker 1>were ugly, which I appreciate. It was like, but but

0:40:33.520 --> 0:40:35.520
<v Speaker 1>that's the thing, and I don't want to and I

0:40:35.600 --> 0:40:37.360
<v Speaker 1>also don't want to say like they were all like

0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:43.520
<v Speaker 1>modelists but literally, well I have a man, so I

0:40:43.719 --> 0:40:47.520
<v Speaker 1>wasn't there to do that. But I felt like I

0:40:47.719 --> 0:40:50.240
<v Speaker 1>was in like, I don't know, like a movie. Almost

0:40:50.840 --> 0:40:54.160
<v Speaker 1>everyone just it was beautiful, you know, but not beautiful.

0:40:54.200 --> 0:40:57.680
<v Speaker 1>They well, yeah, the people knew they were going somewhere

0:40:57.680 --> 0:40:59.799
<v Speaker 1>as they were excited, so they were addressed. Then the man,

0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:01.680
<v Speaker 1>we're fine, and then that's the thing. Even though it's

0:41:01.719 --> 0:41:09.920
<v Speaker 1>all exclusive, uh oh exclusive, all inclusive. Uh. What I

0:41:10.000 --> 0:41:12.640
<v Speaker 1>really did like though, is you could still scout the

0:41:12.760 --> 0:41:15.319
<v Speaker 1>niggas with the bag because what they did was they

0:41:15.400 --> 0:41:19.359
<v Speaker 1>sold cabanas and bottle service, so you could still see

0:41:19.400 --> 0:41:23.640
<v Speaker 1>the men who was still paying above the inclusive rates.

0:41:24.040 --> 0:41:26.120
<v Speaker 1>So I like that because I was buying the bottle

0:41:26.120 --> 0:41:27.719
<v Speaker 1>of wine every night, but at the same time we

0:41:27.800 --> 0:41:30.319
<v Speaker 1>had the bottle of wine, you could get bottle. They

0:41:30.360 --> 0:41:33.080
<v Speaker 1>were doing like lots of Okay. Now I didn't like

0:41:33.920 --> 0:41:36.480
<v Speaker 1>like I did a good Pinot pool and also shout

0:41:36.520 --> 0:41:39.840
<v Speaker 1>out again to the fans that were from Charlotte because

0:41:40.320 --> 0:41:42.640
<v Speaker 1>I think I went by dude. Yes, I can't remember

0:41:42.719 --> 0:41:44.719
<v Speaker 1>his name either. He was so funny. I didn't know

0:41:44.840 --> 0:41:47.439
<v Speaker 1>he was by until we were both. Dude, you didn't

0:41:47.480 --> 0:41:50.520
<v Speaker 1>know he was by. Let me tell you. I didn't

0:41:50.560 --> 0:41:52.400
<v Speaker 1>because we were both talking about this dude and he

0:41:52.560 --> 0:41:55.040
<v Speaker 1>was like, we were talking about the guy together and

0:41:55.120 --> 0:41:56.840
<v Speaker 1>I was like I and he was like, yeah, so

0:41:56.960 --> 0:42:00.120
<v Speaker 1>let's work him together. He was he was trying, need

0:42:00.200 --> 0:42:03.080
<v Speaker 1>to get me the fun. We haven't too, bro, we

0:42:03.160 --> 0:42:05.040
<v Speaker 1>have to. And I can't remember, but it was the

0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:06.680
<v Speaker 1>guy with the tattoo, and it's like he made out

0:42:06.719 --> 0:42:11.520
<v Speaker 1>with him and he stocked a girlfriend's city. Listen, if you,

0:42:12.080 --> 0:42:14.719
<v Speaker 1>if you were you and you hear this, please reach

0:42:14.800 --> 0:42:16.399
<v Speaker 1>out to us because even if we got a phone

0:42:16.400 --> 0:42:18.799
<v Speaker 1>a man, you know, I have a video of him

0:42:18.840 --> 0:42:21.200
<v Speaker 1>in my phone. So he was so much fun. But

0:42:21.680 --> 0:42:23.680
<v Speaker 1>and that's another thing that I did, Like I will

0:42:23.760 --> 0:42:26.160
<v Speaker 1>say for anyone listening to this was a part of

0:42:26.200 --> 0:42:30.320
<v Speaker 1>the LGBTQ community. It was a mix in. Camcoon, I

0:42:30.400 --> 0:42:32.880
<v Speaker 1>felt like you did have like I don't felt I

0:42:33.040 --> 0:42:36.360
<v Speaker 1>didn't feel like Vinnie felt uncomfortable. No, um and like

0:42:36.440 --> 0:42:39.120
<v Speaker 1>I said, we were we met gay Uh not not gay.

0:42:39.160 --> 0:42:42.520
<v Speaker 1>They were by guys. UM and the women. I think

0:42:42.560 --> 0:42:46.880
<v Speaker 1>all the women were buying what I wanted. Didn't feel uncomfortable.

0:42:46.960 --> 0:42:49.520
<v Speaker 1>But there was a phone party where Boosey came on

0:42:50.000 --> 0:42:52.719
<v Speaker 1>and I couldn't find men anywhere. I said him and

0:42:52.880 --> 0:42:54.360
<v Speaker 1>I was like where are you? He's like, let you

0:42:54.440 --> 0:42:59.440
<v Speaker 1>have your last moment. I don't know. The phone party.

0:42:59.520 --> 0:43:03.560
<v Speaker 1>The phone party, it was very like day Tony Beach,

0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:08.080
<v Speaker 1>Black Beach weekend, but maybe I loved it. I was good, No,

0:43:08.360 --> 0:43:09.920
<v Speaker 1>it was good. Like did at dinner, like you know,

0:43:09.960 --> 0:43:12.240
<v Speaker 1>you could class it up. There was someone having dinner

0:43:12.360 --> 0:43:14.080
<v Speaker 1>shout out to them from Detroit. How do I know?

0:43:14.160 --> 0:43:16.800
<v Speaker 1>Because they were talking that loud. These bitches came to

0:43:16.920 --> 0:43:18.480
<v Speaker 1>the restaurant. It was like the one on the beach.

0:43:18.520 --> 0:43:21.120
<v Speaker 1>I was outside. It was like blue lights. I can't

0:43:21.120 --> 0:43:24.160
<v Speaker 1>remember anyway. This girl comes in with a hookah and

0:43:24.360 --> 0:43:26.440
<v Speaker 1>somebody's like, where did you get that? She's like, it's portable.

0:43:26.520 --> 0:43:29.240
<v Speaker 1>It's from Amazon. You just looked at portable. She shot

0:43:30.760 --> 0:43:33.879
<v Speaker 1>yeah's to try and I was like, damn if it's

0:43:33.880 --> 0:43:35.920
<v Speaker 1>a lot of fun now they really did. But I

0:43:36.000 --> 0:43:38.160
<v Speaker 1>did like that too. They did. They had the hookah options,

0:43:38.239 --> 0:43:40.560
<v Speaker 1>they had the upsell options. As far as the bottles,

0:43:41.000 --> 0:43:43.359
<v Speaker 1>the people were, it was a good time. They did

0:43:43.400 --> 0:43:47.719
<v Speaker 1>a great job. The staff was good. But and it

0:43:47.880 --> 0:43:52.200
<v Speaker 1>also just everyone involved with Mocha fest uh just made

0:43:52.239 --> 0:43:54.920
<v Speaker 1>sure everyone was having a Dame actually were very put together.

0:43:55.000 --> 0:43:58.880
<v Speaker 1>And I will tell you guys this, listen. I I

0:43:58.960 --> 0:44:01.239
<v Speaker 1>feel like any time we do advertisements, I'll try to

0:44:01.280 --> 0:44:04.920
<v Speaker 1>be as honest as I can, much like it was.

0:44:05.040 --> 0:44:08.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, we ain't lying y'all. We're gonna let y'all

0:44:08.560 --> 0:44:10.600
<v Speaker 1>know what it eat. I was very impressed, and I

0:44:10.680 --> 0:44:13.440
<v Speaker 1>want to say this as openly as I can without

0:44:13.880 --> 0:44:18.240
<v Speaker 1>being that bitch. But sometimes we all assume when events

0:44:18.239 --> 0:44:22.239
<v Speaker 1>are black, they will not be put together. I at

0:44:22.440 --> 0:44:25.920
<v Speaker 1>not one moment wasn't impressed. And how timely things were

0:44:26.239 --> 0:44:28.960
<v Speaker 1>when it was wrist bands that needed to be done. UM,

0:44:29.120 --> 0:44:32.400
<v Speaker 1>any questions. Even from a booking perspective, Mandy and I

0:44:32.560 --> 0:44:36.040
<v Speaker 1>have been booked for the largest venues. UM. I won't

0:44:36.160 --> 0:44:38.239
<v Speaker 1>name them, but some that can their ship together. And

0:44:38.320 --> 0:44:41.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm just really grateful that everybody, and not just because

0:44:41.239 --> 0:44:43.560
<v Speaker 1>we were, you know, getting paid for our event. But

0:44:43.680 --> 0:44:47.200
<v Speaker 1>I saw them treat everybody warmly, people that were first timers,

0:44:47.800 --> 0:44:50.680
<v Speaker 1>people that came back, and I really loved that communal experience.

0:44:50.760 --> 0:44:52.680
<v Speaker 1>And then even Sarge was saying how they started really

0:44:52.719 --> 0:44:55.640
<v Speaker 1>small and now you know there you beat the Brazil Greece. Like,

0:44:55.920 --> 0:44:57.919
<v Speaker 1>I think that's such a big deal to bring black

0:44:57.960 --> 0:45:00.440
<v Speaker 1>people together to travel because the first we all do.

0:45:00.640 --> 0:45:02.359
<v Speaker 1>And that's the thing that annoys me about people talking

0:45:02.560 --> 0:45:05.040
<v Speaker 1>about him a little. It's like you can't keep your

0:45:05.040 --> 0:45:07.000
<v Speaker 1>foot on the nigga's neck because you're saying black people

0:45:07.239 --> 0:45:08.920
<v Speaker 1>do the same ship or don't go nowhere, and then

0:45:08.960 --> 0:45:11.040
<v Speaker 1>they do and they do them and then you're still mad.

0:45:11.480 --> 0:45:14.280
<v Speaker 1>So which is what I love, uh more so about

0:45:14.360 --> 0:45:16.720
<v Speaker 1>this is that I think, um, one of the problems

0:45:16.760 --> 0:45:18.840
<v Speaker 1>that I had, even when I was traveling Southeast Asia

0:45:19.320 --> 0:45:22.840
<v Speaker 1>was going to two places not having my own around me.

0:45:23.200 --> 0:45:25.840
<v Speaker 1>And so this is kind of a group or or

0:45:25.960 --> 0:45:28.919
<v Speaker 1>a party that's thrown and like you said, they're doing

0:45:29.000 --> 0:45:31.239
<v Speaker 1>Thailand next year, they're doing Greece, They're doing all of

0:45:31.280 --> 0:45:33.719
<v Speaker 1>these places. And now you also get to travel and

0:45:33.800 --> 0:45:37.359
<v Speaker 1>be around your people, which I love, and and it's

0:45:37.400 --> 0:45:39.800
<v Speaker 1>not like you're meeting people from all different parts of

0:45:39.880 --> 0:45:42.200
<v Speaker 1>the country, but they have the means to travel that

0:45:42.280 --> 0:45:44.080
<v Speaker 1>are gonna are that are going for a good time,

0:45:44.280 --> 0:45:45.920
<v Speaker 1>so you don't have to worry about standing out being

0:45:45.960 --> 0:45:48.400
<v Speaker 1>the only black person or you and your friends not

0:45:48.560 --> 0:45:51.239
<v Speaker 1>fitting in somewhere. So if you're looking to travel again,

0:45:51.520 --> 0:45:55.720
<v Speaker 1>hopefully with the with the UH things raised because of COVID,

0:45:56.239 --> 0:45:58.640
<v Speaker 1>you're able to experience. If you want to see the

0:45:58.760 --> 0:46:02.399
<v Speaker 1>destinations and the date, go to Mocha Fest dot com.

0:46:02.880 --> 0:46:05.160
<v Speaker 1>Moca Fest dot com has kind of all the details

0:46:05.400 --> 0:46:07.120
<v Speaker 1>they do. Also, I was talking to Starge about this.

0:46:07.320 --> 0:46:09.920
<v Speaker 1>They like to do it for the working people, so

0:46:10.120 --> 0:46:12.840
<v Speaker 1>a lot of them are over holiday weekends. So like

0:46:13.440 --> 0:46:16.480
<v Speaker 1>we u when we were in Camcoon, that's not only

0:46:16.560 --> 0:46:20.200
<v Speaker 1>my birthday weekend, which yes is a national holiday, Columbus

0:46:20.280 --> 0:46:23.320
<v Speaker 1>Day weekend, so that Monday everyone was all Colonizer weekend.

0:46:23.400 --> 0:46:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes that we go. Let's just have a conversation about

0:46:25.600 --> 0:46:27.880
<v Speaker 1>the white people that were at that hotel. Yeah, I

0:46:27.920 --> 0:46:30.279
<v Speaker 1>don't think they knew what they were like, Well, I

0:46:30.480 --> 0:46:35.080
<v Speaker 1>came for a getaway, but it's a little no. It

0:46:35.239 --> 0:46:38.600
<v Speaker 1>was all mad white people that were like they had

0:46:38.680 --> 0:46:41.799
<v Speaker 1>one party uh on the main floor where they all

0:46:41.880 --> 0:46:44.200
<v Speaker 1>had like glowing the dark stuff on and I was like, oh,

0:46:44.320 --> 0:46:46.880
<v Speaker 1>this isn't my party, this is the other party. Let

0:46:46.960 --> 0:46:49.279
<v Speaker 1>me tell you. So the night we got in whether

0:46:49.280 --> 0:46:53.600
<v Speaker 1>it's Thursday, I think Thursday, there was a black party, yes,

0:46:54.440 --> 0:46:58.520
<v Speaker 1>and the resort was having a white party. As far

0:46:58.600 --> 0:47:00.800
<v Speaker 1>as a tire and men came up to me and

0:47:00.880 --> 0:47:02.120
<v Speaker 1>Vinnie just chatting it up. She was like, are you

0:47:02.160 --> 0:47:04.920
<v Speaker 1>guys going to the black party tonight? I was like,

0:47:05.719 --> 0:47:08.600
<v Speaker 1>excuse me, you should have said, uh, I just didn't know.

0:47:08.920 --> 0:47:12.120
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know there was a black entire party. Oh yeah, yeah,

0:47:12.440 --> 0:47:14.280
<v Speaker 1>I knew I was there for a black event. Mandy

0:47:14.360 --> 0:47:16.480
<v Speaker 1>and I said, are you gonna be going to the

0:47:16.560 --> 0:47:22.360
<v Speaker 1>white party? And she was like, yeah. I didn't make it.

0:47:23.000 --> 0:47:25.960
<v Speaker 1>I didn't make it to the black party. I don't

0:47:26.000 --> 0:47:28.160
<v Speaker 1>believe because that one was the only one that was off.

0:47:28.600 --> 0:47:30.080
<v Speaker 1>I could barely make it to anything because I was

0:47:30.160 --> 0:47:32.359
<v Speaker 1>so drunk. I didn't make it to the Linkery party, though,

0:47:33.520 --> 0:47:35.680
<v Speaker 1>was ucked up. It was It was fun, It was

0:47:35.800 --> 0:47:37.879
<v Speaker 1>It was a lot of fun. I had my little

0:47:38.160 --> 0:47:40.680
<v Speaker 1>dominate trins to get up on and again shout out

0:47:40.719 --> 0:47:42.200
<v Speaker 1>to sorry. She knew it was my birthday, so he

0:47:42.239 --> 0:47:46.440
<v Speaker 1>got me a whole bottle of Don Julio. I came back, Uh,

0:47:46.680 --> 0:47:48.600
<v Speaker 1>not only with COVID, but I came back and did

0:47:48.920 --> 0:47:51.480
<v Speaker 1>and did not only with COVID, but I came back

0:47:51.600 --> 0:47:55.160
<v Speaker 1>and did not drink liquor for the entire month. Like

0:47:55.360 --> 0:47:59.239
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I drink so much fucking tequila that

0:47:59.400 --> 0:48:01.040
<v Speaker 1>I was like, when you feel it, I need to

0:48:01.080 --> 0:48:03.360
<v Speaker 1>feel it. It's the worst. I was just like, Okay,

0:48:03.480 --> 0:48:05.600
<v Speaker 1>I need to get this ship out of my pores.

0:48:06.040 --> 0:48:07.600
<v Speaker 1>I will say, if any of you are planning to

0:48:07.640 --> 0:48:09.160
<v Speaker 1>go to event like this, you know, I know that

0:48:09.480 --> 0:48:11.160
<v Speaker 1>some of us want to get our lives back together,

0:48:11.320 --> 0:48:13.920
<v Speaker 1>and you know it's your own free will. I got

0:48:14.000 --> 0:48:15.839
<v Speaker 1>tested before I went. I think that is the best

0:48:15.880 --> 0:48:18.040
<v Speaker 1>thing that we could all do. Be selfish and to

0:48:18.120 --> 0:48:21.040
<v Speaker 1>get tested as soon as you get got to make

0:48:21.120 --> 0:48:24.480
<v Speaker 1>sure that you know you're taking precaution when you're going

0:48:24.680 --> 0:48:26.239
<v Speaker 1>to a place with a lot of people, because if

0:48:26.239 --> 0:48:29.240
<v Speaker 1>you are asymptomatic, that's super unfair, right, I mean, should

0:48:29.239 --> 0:48:31.480
<v Speaker 1>I just got back from damn near the Moca Fest

0:48:31.560 --> 0:48:33.880
<v Speaker 1>trip what two days ago? Like I've been in Mexico

0:48:33.960 --> 0:48:41.040
<v Speaker 1>that all time, and you don't know it was so

0:48:41.320 --> 0:48:44.080
<v Speaker 1>difficult to get a test in Mexico. Let me sell you, guys,

0:48:44.239 --> 0:48:46.800
<v Speaker 1>I got a test in Mexico. I'm in a Tuloom

0:48:46.880 --> 0:48:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Expact group chat and basically there's a place called costomd

0:48:52.120 --> 0:48:54.080
<v Speaker 1>in Mexico where you can get tested. But when I

0:48:54.160 --> 0:48:56.520
<v Speaker 1>went there and I filled out the sheet, I had

0:48:56.560 --> 0:48:58.520
<v Speaker 1>no symptoms and they weren't wasting a test on me

0:48:58.840 --> 0:49:01.439
<v Speaker 1>opposed in the States where they'll help you. Right. Yeah,

0:49:01.520 --> 0:49:04.000
<v Speaker 1>But even even when my boyfriend took me to get

0:49:04.200 --> 0:49:07.000
<v Speaker 1>my third test, he took me up to like white

0:49:07.000 --> 0:49:09.560
<v Speaker 1>planes and he was like, just say, you have a headache,

0:49:09.840 --> 0:49:12.920
<v Speaker 1>Like there's certain places still here that won't test you

0:49:13.000 --> 0:49:16.720
<v Speaker 1>unless you have symptoms, which is dumb because there's thirty

0:49:16.760 --> 0:49:21.319
<v Speaker 1>percent of cases where people are asymptomatic. It's like, it's

0:49:21.400 --> 0:49:23.239
<v Speaker 1>so dumb. So so if I would have known that,

0:49:23.280 --> 0:49:25.239
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have filled it out differently. But anyway, I

0:49:25.320 --> 0:49:26.640
<v Speaker 1>was so pissed and I wanted to make sure that

0:49:26.719 --> 0:49:29.439
<v Speaker 1>I could get tested. So I was like, can someone

0:49:29.560 --> 0:49:31.759
<v Speaker 1>help me, Nika. I was in a parking lot an

0:49:31.800 --> 0:49:34.920
<v Speaker 1>hour and a half hourside have some wom and basically

0:49:35.120 --> 0:49:37.680
<v Speaker 1>someone that worked at the spot who stole the test

0:49:38.239 --> 0:49:40.680
<v Speaker 1>came to give me in a parking line. He's like,

0:49:40.760 --> 0:49:44.760
<v Speaker 1>maybe it's two. So I give him two hundred pesos,

0:49:44.920 --> 0:49:47.920
<v Speaker 1>which is about ten to eleven dollars, and he was like, no,

0:49:48.120 --> 0:49:55.160
<v Speaker 1>bach so here, I am sucking getting this text in

0:49:55.200 --> 0:49:57.399
<v Speaker 1>a Mexican part a lot and I was like, oh

0:49:57.440 --> 0:49:59.200
<v Speaker 1>my god, this ship isn't even I was so pissed.

0:49:59.239 --> 0:50:02.279
<v Speaker 1>But it's like whole business out there because people they

0:50:02.560 --> 0:50:04.600
<v Speaker 1>want to get tested and can't get tested, they just

0:50:04.719 --> 0:50:07.240
<v Speaker 1>fucking charged it up them. There's there's a black market

0:50:07.320 --> 0:50:11.040
<v Speaker 1>right now for two D a negative cod test negative.

0:50:11.480 --> 0:50:17.080
<v Speaker 1>There's did you know there's a negative? This is no, no, no, no,

0:50:17.320 --> 0:50:20.279
<v Speaker 1>can you not share this information on this platform. We're

0:50:20.320 --> 0:50:22.040
<v Speaker 1>not going to do that. I found out about that

0:50:22.400 --> 0:50:25.799
<v Speaker 1>from Reddit. Yeah, basically just trying to look up for myself.

0:50:25.800 --> 0:50:27.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna tell how, but I was looking up

0:50:27.680 --> 0:50:30.000
<v Speaker 1>like because I was feeling, you know, thrown up or whatever,

0:50:30.040 --> 0:50:31.920
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, yo, this ship can't be real.

0:50:32.280 --> 0:50:34.160
<v Speaker 1>So I was looking up like batches, could it be

0:50:34.200 --> 0:50:37.040
<v Speaker 1>the Q tips, like how do people get negative tests?

0:50:37.719 --> 0:50:39.640
<v Speaker 1>And they were reading off ways and these are like

0:50:39.920 --> 0:50:44.160
<v Speaker 1>health professionals that people have been faking negatives. I don't

0:50:44.160 --> 0:50:48.279
<v Speaker 1>even can you imagine trash you ts like know that

0:50:48.440 --> 0:50:51.000
<v Speaker 1>you have some. If you're gonna go to make Fest,

0:50:51.080 --> 0:50:53.880
<v Speaker 1>please make sure you get a real test uh and

0:50:53.960 --> 0:50:55.640
<v Speaker 1>make sure that you're not spread of. But again, go

0:50:55.760 --> 0:50:58.120
<v Speaker 1>to make fest dot com. They are selling rooms now.

0:50:58.239 --> 0:51:01.319
<v Speaker 1>Jamaica is one of their biggest that's moment, real day weekend. Um.

0:51:01.440 --> 0:51:05.319
<v Speaker 1>And also for the ladies who may not be able

0:51:05.400 --> 0:51:08.399
<v Speaker 1>to you know, afford, but you are a turn up queen,

0:51:08.800 --> 0:51:10.520
<v Speaker 1>I want you to know that there is a Moca

0:51:10.600 --> 0:51:14.760
<v Speaker 1>Fest Girls contest. Uh. So submit your full body image

0:51:14.840 --> 0:51:19.160
<v Speaker 1>and bio along with I g profile um two girls

0:51:19.360 --> 0:51:23.360
<v Speaker 1>at moca fest dot com. Online voting doesn't start until January.

0:51:23.920 --> 0:51:27.799
<v Speaker 1>You also need to submit a video by December. UM.

0:51:27.960 --> 0:51:30.600
<v Speaker 1>Top ten vote getters will be flown to Miami and

0:51:30.719 --> 0:51:34.560
<v Speaker 1>February uh where again you pretty much get to where

0:51:34.640 --> 0:51:38.200
<v Speaker 1>mokal Fest attire and party. You get your your flight covered,

0:51:38.600 --> 0:51:44.160
<v Speaker 1>you get your hotel covered, and the winner gets and dick.

0:51:44.440 --> 0:51:48.800
<v Speaker 1>But also, um, I'm gonna be hosting the uh not hosting,

0:51:48.880 --> 0:51:51.720
<v Speaker 1>I get to judge the contest. So that's in Miami

0:51:51.760 --> 0:51:55.480
<v Speaker 1>February nineteen. But submit now that is let me give

0:51:55.520 --> 0:51:58.600
<v Speaker 1>you all that email one more time girls at Moca

0:51:58.680 --> 0:52:00.279
<v Speaker 1>fest dot com. So if you want to be a

0:52:00.320 --> 0:52:02.480
<v Speaker 1>Moca Fest girl, and pretty much they just need you

0:52:02.560 --> 0:52:05.319
<v Speaker 1>to turn up poor liquor in people's mouths and get

0:52:05.360 --> 0:52:08.120
<v Speaker 1>the party started. That is it. Uh So go ahead

0:52:08.120 --> 0:52:13.719
<v Speaker 1>and submit that as well. And now we're gonna go

0:52:13.719 --> 0:52:18.320
<v Speaker 1>ahead and get to all mother fucking wholemeal before we

0:52:18.400 --> 0:52:22.879
<v Speaker 1>get out of hell. So our homemail is basically male

0:52:22.960 --> 0:52:25.520
<v Speaker 1>from our host. Okay, yeah, pretty pretty much. But this one,

0:52:25.560 --> 0:52:26.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if we can call her a home

0:52:26.800 --> 0:52:30.880
<v Speaker 1>because this is from a version. This is okay, save it,

0:52:31.040 --> 0:52:33.000
<v Speaker 1>save it, save it. Save it was kind of dark up.

0:52:33.200 --> 0:52:35.359
<v Speaker 1>It is a little dark, but it's it's I want

0:52:35.360 --> 0:52:38.200
<v Speaker 1>to talk about it. Hello, Mandy A Wheezy. I'm a

0:52:38.280 --> 0:52:41.600
<v Speaker 1>twenty two year old virgin girl from Detroit and I

0:52:41.880 --> 0:52:45.320
<v Speaker 1>am ready. No, I'm not waiting for marriage. No, I

0:52:45.400 --> 0:52:48.160
<v Speaker 1>don't have any insecurities, just the poor black girl who

0:52:48.280 --> 0:52:50.719
<v Speaker 1>was raised on the double standard that girls have to

0:52:50.800 --> 0:52:54.239
<v Speaker 1>wait for the quote unquote right man while boys are

0:52:54.280 --> 0:52:58.560
<v Speaker 1>free to experience during adolescence. Two thousand nineteen was my

0:52:58.640 --> 0:53:01.960
<v Speaker 1>first year of officially dating, and this year I almost

0:53:02.000 --> 0:53:04.440
<v Speaker 1>lost my virginity twice, but both guys go to be

0:53:04.520 --> 0:53:06.680
<v Speaker 1>in the process, and I never heard from them again.

0:53:07.320 --> 0:53:10.960
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm officially sick and motherfucking's tired of being a virgin,

0:53:11.080 --> 0:53:14.360
<v Speaker 1>and I want to find the best richest candidate possible.

0:53:14.800 --> 0:53:17.239
<v Speaker 1>I recently got my dance card and was trying to

0:53:17.320 --> 0:53:19.799
<v Speaker 1>find a potential seller in the strip club, but these

0:53:19.880 --> 0:53:23.040
<v Speaker 1>underground rappers annoy the ship out of me, and I'm

0:53:23.080 --> 0:53:25.280
<v Speaker 1>really trying to speed up the process of finding someone.

0:53:25.719 --> 0:53:29.840
<v Speaker 1>I've tried escorting slash dating websites, but everything online seems

0:53:29.880 --> 0:53:33.000
<v Speaker 1>so fake and dangerous, and truly I'm tired of waiting.

0:53:33.320 --> 0:53:35.600
<v Speaker 1>I haven't told anybody this because I feel like literally

0:53:35.640 --> 0:53:40.120
<v Speaker 1>nobody can relate because everyone everyone is and has been

0:53:40.200 --> 0:53:43.680
<v Speaker 1>sexually active. But I get suicidal thoughts daily, all because

0:53:43.800 --> 0:53:45.880
<v Speaker 1>I feel like my parents failed me and that I

0:53:46.000 --> 0:53:48.480
<v Speaker 1>was set up to be failed, a failed awkward social

0:53:48.560 --> 0:53:52.000
<v Speaker 1>experiment to society. If you guys know any verified sex

0:53:52.080 --> 0:53:55.160
<v Speaker 1>agencies that help girls sell their virginity, or any real

0:53:55.239 --> 0:53:57.040
<v Speaker 1>sex workers who can help me find someone to sell

0:53:57.080 --> 0:54:00.600
<v Speaker 1>my virginity too, highly appreciate that I did your podcast

0:54:00.640 --> 0:54:02.120
<v Speaker 1>from the beginning, and I really thank you girls for

0:54:02.200 --> 0:54:05.000
<v Speaker 1>giving me the talk that my parents never thought would

0:54:05.000 --> 0:54:08.239
<v Speaker 1>be beneficial to have as a teenager love a gray

0:54:08.320 --> 0:54:11.759
<v Speaker 1>unicorn that should made me feel so uncomfortable. Yeah, so

0:54:11.960 --> 0:54:14.920
<v Speaker 1>I have a lot of feelings, which I don't think

0:54:14.960 --> 0:54:17.400
<v Speaker 1>it's a responsibility to talk to this too though, Like,

0:54:18.120 --> 0:54:21.680
<v Speaker 1>so I looked up places to sell your virginity, not

0:54:22.000 --> 0:54:23.680
<v Speaker 1>to be helpful, but just because I wanted to see

0:54:23.719 --> 0:54:26.000
<v Speaker 1>what it would look like. One is called the Boast Club,

0:54:26.080 --> 0:54:28.960
<v Speaker 1>and there's like an auction where you can date virgins,

0:54:29.040 --> 0:54:32.160
<v Speaker 1>right because you obviously can't sell pussy online, but there's

0:54:32.200 --> 0:54:34.160
<v Speaker 1>like a lot of young girls who are recruited to

0:54:34.239 --> 0:54:37.520
<v Speaker 1>sell their virginity. Um. I have a lot of feelings

0:54:37.520 --> 0:54:39.680
<v Speaker 1>about this because I feel like this is more sadistic

0:54:39.920 --> 0:54:43.160
<v Speaker 1>from him, Like I don't know, there's something about the

0:54:43.160 --> 0:54:45.880
<v Speaker 1>innocent innocence of in it that's a little scary for me.

0:54:45.960 --> 0:54:47.759
<v Speaker 1>I feel like maybe a sugar daddy would be more

0:54:47.840 --> 0:54:51.360
<v Speaker 1>fun because like, I don't know, there's a sugar daddy

0:54:51.400 --> 0:54:53.600
<v Speaker 1>sugar baby relationship where I feel like they enjoyed the

0:54:53.640 --> 0:54:55.919
<v Speaker 1>innocence because they like teaching and helping. It's their ego,

0:54:56.040 --> 0:54:59.400
<v Speaker 1>but it's it could be a better and safer relationship

0:54:59.440 --> 0:55:02.520
<v Speaker 1>because there's something a little more committed there. Um. But

0:55:02.600 --> 0:55:04.160
<v Speaker 1>I think the larger issue is, you know when you

0:55:04.239 --> 0:55:07.120
<v Speaker 1>mentioned suicide sidal thoughts and your parents and like trying

0:55:07.160 --> 0:55:10.120
<v Speaker 1>to like hurry up this process. I think the issue

0:55:10.239 --> 0:55:12.359
<v Speaker 1>is like you think you may feel a whole once

0:55:12.400 --> 0:55:14.479
<v Speaker 1>it happens, or like that's the thing that can happen,

0:55:14.520 --> 0:55:16.880
<v Speaker 1>that's where that will make it worth it. Right, It's

0:55:16.920 --> 0:55:19.239
<v Speaker 1>like fine, Like if I can't find someone worthy of

0:55:19.440 --> 0:55:21.440
<v Speaker 1>like giving it to, at least someone can buy it

0:55:21.560 --> 0:55:25.040
<v Speaker 1>from me. But that part is like terrifying it. It's

0:55:25.040 --> 0:55:26.920
<v Speaker 1>gonna be a mind funk for you. I think that

0:55:27.440 --> 0:55:29.880
<v Speaker 1>outside of looking for a website or a way to

0:55:29.920 --> 0:55:32.800
<v Speaker 1>sell your frigidity, you need to be looking for a

0:55:32.880 --> 0:55:36.239
<v Speaker 1>way to get therapy. Her bringing up her parents and

0:55:36.360 --> 0:55:38.759
<v Speaker 1>saying that she got the sex talk from us that

0:55:38.920 --> 0:55:41.800
<v Speaker 1>she wishes she would have got from them. Um, I

0:55:41.920 --> 0:55:43.800
<v Speaker 1>just think that there's a lot of none of I

0:55:44.040 --> 0:55:48.279
<v Speaker 1>don't like me to teach my kids, know I ain't.

0:55:49.760 --> 0:55:54.520
<v Speaker 1>I just feel like, uh, there's a level of insecurity

0:55:55.200 --> 0:55:59.479
<v Speaker 1>or self love that she's lacking. Um, and selling away

0:55:59.520 --> 0:56:03.200
<v Speaker 1>your vagial, your your virginity or putting a price isn't

0:56:03.200 --> 0:56:06.120
<v Speaker 1>gonna make you feel more valuable about yourself. I do

0:56:06.280 --> 0:56:07.840
<v Speaker 1>have one little thing I want to help with. This

0:56:08.000 --> 0:56:10.480
<v Speaker 1>is gonna you And I think this is ridiculous. But um,

0:56:10.520 --> 0:56:12.279
<v Speaker 1>if you guys listen to Patreon, you heard that. I've

0:56:12.280 --> 0:56:14.719
<v Speaker 1>been like looking into breu Haas and mediums and psychics

0:56:15.120 --> 0:56:17.959
<v Speaker 1>and just stuff that's like for light, right, Like really,

0:56:18.320 --> 0:56:19.800
<v Speaker 1>I believe if you don't believe in spells or not,

0:56:19.880 --> 0:56:22.920
<v Speaker 1>it's just manifestation. Um, there's a love spell you can

0:56:23.000 --> 0:56:25.160
<v Speaker 1>do on yourself, and if you google it, there's bunch

0:56:25.160 --> 0:56:26.879
<v Speaker 1>of sh it on Reddit. I'm sure you can find someone.

0:56:27.360 --> 0:56:29.480
<v Speaker 1>But like, instead of putting it on someone else or

0:56:29.560 --> 0:56:32.040
<v Speaker 1>making let's just say someone love you, you can put

0:56:32.080 --> 0:56:34.719
<v Speaker 1>it on yourself and it's like a white candle. Um,

0:56:34.760 --> 0:56:36.680
<v Speaker 1>I think you honey cinnamon, you got to look it up.

0:56:36.920 --> 0:56:39.560
<v Speaker 1>But there's ways to start drawing the love back to you.

0:56:39.840 --> 0:56:42.040
<v Speaker 1>And I think that if you feel more fulfilled, you're

0:56:42.080 --> 0:56:44.800
<v Speaker 1>not gonna really feel these suicidal thoughts. You're also not

0:56:44.840 --> 0:56:47.960
<v Speaker 1>going to feel the needs to validate anything by a

0:56:48.080 --> 0:56:50.520
<v Speaker 1>man coming in and fucking you. Yeah, like you now.

0:56:50.600 --> 0:56:52.680
<v Speaker 1>Sex work is one thing, but I think it's just

0:56:52.760 --> 0:56:54.680
<v Speaker 1>a particular way you wrote about it. Normally when we

0:56:54.760 --> 0:56:58.320
<v Speaker 1>get emails people and we're like for fun. Yeah, and

0:56:58.400 --> 0:57:00.840
<v Speaker 1>you didn't make me feel fun, not at all. It

0:57:00.920 --> 0:57:03.480
<v Speaker 1>was a little deep, not gonna lie, not gonna hold

0:57:03.560 --> 0:57:07.560
<v Speaker 1>you anyways, Jesus. Well, I hope that you find a

0:57:07.719 --> 0:57:12.279
<v Speaker 1>way to get through this process, um, whether it be

0:57:12.360 --> 0:57:15.080
<v Speaker 1>through therapy or talking to someone who actually values you

0:57:15.160 --> 0:57:18.040
<v Speaker 1>as well, or find some sex worker mentors that will

0:57:18.080 --> 0:57:19.520
<v Speaker 1>talk you to this, because I think a lot of

0:57:19.600 --> 0:57:21.680
<v Speaker 1>sex workers have all had a place in life where

0:57:21.720 --> 0:57:23.919
<v Speaker 1>it was like a dark point, and some enjoy their works,

0:57:23.960 --> 0:57:27.120
<v Speaker 1>some don't. I think sex No I talked about circumstance

0:57:27.280 --> 0:57:31.280
<v Speaker 1>or choice. Yeah, I don't. You're making it sound like it.

0:57:31.480 --> 0:57:34.840
<v Speaker 1>And if you're listening to this, uh, her patreon has

0:57:34.880 --> 0:57:38.480
<v Speaker 1>a lot of stuff, But Raquel Savage she uh has

0:57:39.120 --> 0:57:43.080
<v Speaker 1>a degree in psychology, but she does really break down

0:57:43.520 --> 0:57:46.120
<v Speaker 1>a lot of just the ways at which people find

0:57:46.200 --> 0:57:48.439
<v Speaker 1>shame and sex work, but ways in which to feel

0:57:48.480 --> 0:57:51.000
<v Speaker 1>liberated from it as well, which she does. She loves

0:57:51.040 --> 0:57:52.880
<v Speaker 1>what she does. So I think that if you're gonna

0:57:52.880 --> 0:57:55.160
<v Speaker 1>go to see the passions on the phone, oh yeah, yah,

0:57:55.160 --> 0:57:56.880
<v Speaker 1>I think she knows a lot of sheep. I can

0:57:56.920 --> 0:57:59.439
<v Speaker 1>see that, and I think that you need to find

0:57:59.480 --> 0:58:01.720
<v Speaker 1>a way to make this liberating for you and not

0:58:02.240 --> 0:58:05.160
<v Speaker 1>a chore just to get out the way UM setting.

0:58:05.240 --> 0:58:13.400
<v Speaker 1>Jasmine Benson wanted us to mention as well mental health professional,

0:58:13.720 --> 0:58:17.800
<v Speaker 1>but she's also in the sex industry, so I think

0:58:17.840 --> 0:58:19.760
<v Speaker 1>there's definitely a lot of people to reach out to.

0:58:20.120 --> 0:58:22.360
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<v Speaker 1>into you another episode of Horrible Decisions. Um the Hohle facks.

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<v Speaker 1>So this one I thought was just a weird as

1:00:08.840 --> 1:00:11.640
<v Speaker 1>article that I loved, and I'm into reading weird articles

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<v Speaker 1>from for facts sake, so like whenever I see something

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<v Speaker 1>that could be for horrible. This is the New York

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<v Speaker 1>Post and this is the weirdest penis stories in the

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<v Speaker 1>animal Kingdom. So the history of the penis goes back

1:00:23.120 --> 1:00:26.840
<v Speaker 1>to at least four hundred and twenty five million years. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually the first known fossil, which is crazy because

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was like dinosaurs ship, but it's a crustacean.

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<v Speaker 1>It's what the first known fossil on record, at least

1:00:40.640 --> 1:00:44.280
<v Speaker 1>was a five millimeter long crab like crustacean that had

1:00:44.320 --> 1:00:48.320
<v Speaker 1>a large stout organ and the organ was their penis.

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<v Speaker 1>So even in the first fossil known to man, it

1:00:52.520 --> 1:00:54.800
<v Speaker 1>was showing a penis. So there's just a lot of

1:00:54.840 --> 1:00:57.160
<v Speaker 1>stuff out there about the penis. But we don't really

1:00:57.200 --> 1:00:59.760
<v Speaker 1>know much about animal dicks, not that you guys care,

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<v Speaker 1>But we're going to tell you, So here we go home.

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<v Speaker 1>For one, here's some different ship about animal dicks. The

1:01:07.160 --> 1:01:13.880
<v Speaker 1>Japanese yellow swallowtail butterfly has photo receptors on their penis.

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<v Speaker 1>In other words, the eyes helps them guide through the night,

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<v Speaker 1>so it looks like a little okay, wait forget romance.

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<v Speaker 1>Some creatures blindly stabbed their mate with their penis like

1:01:29.080 --> 1:01:33.680
<v Speaker 1>bad fencers. In attempt to inject sperm, Sea slugs will

1:01:33.800 --> 1:01:36.640
<v Speaker 1>often nail their chosen one in the foot or even

1:01:36.680 --> 1:01:40.400
<v Speaker 1>in the forehead with it. It's it's an oddly effective

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<v Speaker 1>way to actually make babies because the female body is

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<v Speaker 1>surprisingly a benign environment for sperm. In fact, research has

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<v Speaker 1>shown that injecting sperm into the body cavities of pigs, chicken,

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<v Speaker 1>cattles um is just as good as putting it in

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<v Speaker 1>the usual place. So animals can literally take come anywhere

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<v Speaker 1>and they'll get pregnant. Is that crazy? Get the fuck

1:02:02.280 --> 1:02:05.440
<v Speaker 1>out of here, pigs, cattle, chickens. So here's about the

1:02:05.520 --> 1:02:08.920
<v Speaker 1>biggest penis is that it just those three No, they

1:02:08.960 --> 1:02:13.360
<v Speaker 1>can literally get come in their eye and it just

1:02:13.400 --> 1:02:16.800
<v Speaker 1>says body cavities. So I don't know particularly where, but um,

1:02:17.320 --> 1:02:19.040
<v Speaker 1>they just tried it. In those three, it could be more,

1:02:19.520 --> 1:02:22.800
<v Speaker 1>but this one is crazy. The blue whale the biggest

1:02:22.840 --> 1:02:28.160
<v Speaker 1>animal penis with an average length of eight ft long.

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<v Speaker 1>Just no, I'll pass. I passed like I'm thinking of

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking of the seven foot nigga I used to

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<v Speaker 1>fuck and adding another foot just know what the hell?

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<v Speaker 1>But wait? Oh wait? How okay? How big penis? But yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>How go ahead? You the fact? You you the Google

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<v Speaker 1>or fact person? How big can a blue well be?

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<v Speaker 1>If you slanks? Hold on? Yeah? Like how long? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So when you say that's about right, that's about right.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't gonna real quick, dude, I'm not doing the

1:03:14.720 --> 1:03:17.760
<v Speaker 1>fractions and math right now. But maybe they for it

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<v Speaker 1>to go. The women are three longer vagina, They're three

1:03:23.800 --> 1:03:26.840
<v Speaker 1>ft longer on average than the mail. So that's gonna say.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe the woman has a ten foot vagina. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just that some of them could be a hundred feet

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<v Speaker 1>see yeah, okay, and eight foot dick makes sense for

1:03:36.560 --> 1:03:39.760
<v Speaker 1>a hundred foot person. Could you feel a three foot one? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be like this ship right right foot one

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<v Speaker 1>just like a little TikTok I mean, wait on, tick

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok Okay, y'all. We have talked a lot about laws

1:03:52.720 --> 1:03:55.400
<v Speaker 1>and crimes around the world and I found some new

1:03:55.480 --> 1:03:58.440
<v Speaker 1>ones because I love doing these. I think they're always fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Until recently on an episode we had of Anello Ship

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<v Speaker 1>where we talked about the weirdest like US laws, um

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<v Speaker 1>for like sex and ship. But here's some weird ones

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<v Speaker 1>around the world. So Nepal, no porn is allowed. Films

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<v Speaker 1>that even depict sexual intercourse or full frontal nudity are band.

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<v Speaker 1>Even Bollywood the government what yep, no nudity in movies anything.

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<v Speaker 1>The Home Ministry in Nepal said that it had to

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<v Speaker 1>enforce the band because young people are addicted to porn, which,

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<v Speaker 1>to be honest with you, I kind of agree with

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<v Speaker 1>um because I'm addicted. We know, are you, But you're

1:04:43.160 --> 1:04:46.560
<v Speaker 1>addicted to masturbating. You're not addicted to porn. That's true,

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't need anything