Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions?
Speaker 1: What the businesses? I feel like I am Mandy from
Speaker 1: Oh six. I don't know if you remember, but the
Speaker 1: songs that we're playing is when we were using our
Speaker 1: fake I das to get into when your name came on, Jess,
Speaker 1: like I was so live, I was like I was
Speaker 1: drinking a sour than's working to the So I do
Speaker 1: blame versus Oh my bad you guys for no one
Speaker 1: who has ever heard this fucking show, and he's like
Speaker 1: on it because the bananas in our mouths made you
Speaker 1: think this was a podcast for you. Welcome to Horrible Decisions.
Speaker 1: I'm weasy, welcome y'all to see girl Mandy v a
Speaker 1: k A Tripod Mommy a k A full corp a
Speaker 1: k A debt beach. I gotta drop the pant to
Speaker 1: sad and I ain't gonna hold you. I'm dropping it.
Speaker 1: I'm not pegging at all, Like it's not even gonna
Speaker 1: ever be an option in the relation you and now
Speaker 1: and I just yeah, but now, I also just don't
Speaker 1: like so my man is telling more people that he's
Speaker 1: with me, and I think it's just being brought up
Speaker 1: to him that I'd be pegging people. So He's just
Speaker 1: like truth. I mean, people call me a white guy
Speaker 1: fucker and I haven't had one in like that is true.
Speaker 1: You were you were fucking pink dick. You're right, they
Speaker 1: still call you a white guy fucker. People just like
Speaker 1: I don't know why, maybe people that used to listen
Speaker 1: and don't listen anywhere, but like, I'm forever a white
Speaker 1: guy fucker. And I'm like, damn, I'm a fucking niggas
Speaker 1: for a minute, and I lost my Virginia to a
Speaker 1: black man. I've only been like two relationships and white
Speaker 1: guys out of seventeen boyfriends. We all know I've had
Speaker 1: many more. Okay, fine, I guess I'll still the pay.
Speaker 1: I think what happened was and when we started the show,
Speaker 1: I was on a white guy run. You really was
Speaker 1: for like the first year and a half of the shop,
Speaker 1: I was doing it like I was getting paid for it.
Speaker 1: You really were like you was. You saw white guys
Speaker 1: like this, like when I moved to as some of
Speaker 1: you know, we're from Florida. Embarrassing now just I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie like maybe they were from Florida. It's like
Speaker 1: oh fuck. You know, but you know you're gonna be
Speaker 1: there when it was a blue state, and I just
Speaker 1: want to say, maybe did a state they voted for Obama? Oh,
Speaker 1: I voted for Obama. Still say, but I mean that
Speaker 1: that's when it was blue. Oh but yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. When I moved to New York, was
Speaker 1: just a different type of white boys. They had accents
Speaker 1: and ship they look different. They weren't racist, you know
Speaker 1: what comes out. But anyway, No, well, even when I
Speaker 1: was getting my makeup done, they're still in year one,
Speaker 1: so they're like bringing up seven in Lawyer band. I'm
Speaker 1: just like, they've been like please it looks like and
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, lover Boy. They were bringing up lover Boy,
Speaker 1: and I was like, y'all need to keep just forward,
Speaker 1: please for good about boys. He sent me a picture
Speaker 1: or something the other day. It was like a Magnalis fridge.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why do you send me this? He's like,
Speaker 1: you got it for me. I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: forgot you. That's when you know, it was so cool thing.
Speaker 1: I like being at that place when you're so cool. No,
Speaker 1: I wanted to say, I do blame Jeezy and Gucci
Speaker 1: for making me sick. Here's why I get in from Mexico.
Speaker 1: By the way, if no one, I've been to Mexico
Speaker 1: City before, but never like this, maybe because I was
Speaker 1: like always on some party ship. But since you know
Speaker 1: COVID is happening, stuff closes early, all I was able
Speaker 1: to do is eat and do art. I've never had
Speaker 1: better food in my life in Mexico City, Tokyo, Paris,
Speaker 1: nothing is in Mexico City. I didn't even know they
Speaker 1: had some of the best restaurants in the world. Um,
Speaker 1: the the amount of money you spend on food for
Speaker 1: the quality of ingredients is like dog. I wasn't shocked.
Speaker 1: I mean, I had every fucking meal out. It was
Speaker 1: so good. Anyway, maybe that's why I threw it up.
Speaker 1: So anyway, Gucci happened, right, I'm so lit. I hire,
Speaker 1: I hire. I called my weed guy. He brings me
Speaker 1: this weed hired he it's dipped in keith. If you
Speaker 1: guys have ever heard of this, it's some weed crack shit.
Speaker 1: It's crystallized. Do you know what it dispens? When you
Speaker 1: round it up, it kind of gets caught a little
Speaker 1: like a bolder and you can go to see it later,
Speaker 1: it's like it's like an oil. Okay, it's we dust.
Speaker 1: This already sounds cracking. No, this is crazy ship and
Speaker 1: he's Latino. He's not even white. So like I felt
Speaker 1: like it was okay, but it's not okay, bitch. I
Speaker 1: smoke weed over and over because I'm taking Instagram videos
Speaker 1: at this point. Why y'all trip, I'm sucking lit. I
Speaker 1: wake up at two o'clock in the morning and I'm
Speaker 1: projectile vomiting. And if you remember this happened to me once,
Speaker 1: bro was crazy. I couldn't believe how far my throw up.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, is this a trigger warning for throw up?
Speaker 1: We'll here it is, bitch. The throw up went so
Speaker 1: far it went to another room. I got a it
Speaker 1: was crazy. Oh hell no, here's the worst part. You
Speaker 1: know what you're feeling both of it coming out at
Speaker 1: the same time. Wait, feel both of what come out
Speaker 1: at the same time. The way it was coming out
Speaker 1: your ass to the more I threw up, the more
Speaker 1: the ship was coming out. And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: but yeah, this is how we're starting the goddamn episode.
Speaker 1: Never probably just mind you and mind and thank god
Speaker 1: I'm alone, right, but I'll I can tell you, is
Speaker 1: this nigga's carpet. It's just juststroyed. And how do I
Speaker 1: know how much is carpet cost? Was carpet and I
Speaker 1: could see the throw up on it, and I remember
Speaker 1: throwing up in a toilet looking at the carpet on
Speaker 1: the other in the other room. I'm like, it's gonna
Speaker 1: come out. It's gonna come out. It's gonna come out.
Speaker 1: It's gonna come out. Everyone knows how much Old Bay
Speaker 1: loves his apartment and how neat and tidy he is.
Speaker 1: In particular he is about the ship. Bro, there's baking
Speaker 1: soda on it right now. It was two days ago.
Speaker 1: I'm freaking. How I can tell you is it was
Speaker 1: violent illness, like bad. My stomach is amazing right now.
Speaker 1: But I had no energy and we had a shoe yesterday.
Speaker 1: I couldn't even talk. I couldn't. It was crazy when
Speaker 1: you're like super dehydrated and had a half of banana yesterday.
Speaker 1: I had one bite of it to start, and whoever
Speaker 1: did my makeup was Marcus. He was like, good, good
Speaker 1: for you, bro, here I go. I was that damn
Speaker 1: sucking now hack sail bowl like I could smell it,
Speaker 1: which I was like, okay, that COVID. Now I got
Speaker 1: contested for COVID yesterday, right and today. So I got
Speaker 1: tested yesterday. I woke up. I was like, everybody, I've
Speaker 1: got it, so just back I'm telling you I haven't.
Speaker 1: And I didn't want to cancel the shoot until I
Speaker 1: figured out if I had it or not. So she
Speaker 1: tests me and I was like, go high up there.
Speaker 1: I don't care if it hurts. I really think I
Speaker 1: have COVID and I need to know because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be around people today. She tests me, it's negative and
Speaker 1: I'm like, something's wrong. You guys are getting a false negative.
Speaker 1: Go back in there. So now they're laughing at this point,
Speaker 1: and one of the dudes that was working in the
Speaker 1: tent those horrible decisions, he's like, damn, you couldn't get
Speaker 1: this ship many. I was like, well, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: I was about to say I'm waiting. Uh, I'm actually uh.
Speaker 1: I booked a flight to Florida for not only a
Speaker 1: baby shower, but just to see my family for the holidays,
Speaker 1: and I'm about to go get tested for the antibodies
Speaker 1: because y'all I tested for For those of y'all watching
Speaker 1: and I know we made plans to get in the studio,
Speaker 1: oh god last month, but I literally tested positive for
Speaker 1: a month straight. I was going weekly because my other
Speaker 1: podcast we do literally every Monday, and it was like,
Speaker 1: we don't care that you don't have symptoms, like you
Speaker 1: have to you have to do negative. And then of
Speaker 1: course in the middle of that, then Joe gets positive.
Speaker 1: So even though I'm still wait, you know, my negative,
Speaker 1: then Joe is positive, So then we really can't fucking
Speaker 1: go to the studio. And I just want anyone out there,
Speaker 1: even if you don't have symptoms. Like I said, I
Speaker 1: had no symptoms the whole time, and I literally tested
Speaker 1: positive for an entire month straight. Like, I took a
Speaker 1: total of five tests and it wasn't until the fifth
Speaker 1: test that I even fucking got a negative. So just
Speaker 1: go get tested. But also it's hard because, yeah, like
Speaker 1: you said, you are Rory sound the same. Y'all are
Speaker 1: both convinced that y'all have it because you have because
Speaker 1: no one could be sick anymore, and it's not COVID
Speaker 1: you right, you right? Wit. When I went today, right,
Speaker 1: there was a little bit of a line and I
Speaker 1: was like, how must get this line well, bitch, I
Speaker 1: got it. So I walked right up to the line.
Speaker 1: I was like, look, I can't be around people. I
Speaker 1: think I got the ship. Bitch, I ain't gonna hold
Speaker 1: you like but it's it's like everything Like I was
Speaker 1: on Live the other day and a bitch was trying
Speaker 1: to hold in a call so long. I just like,
Speaker 1: I sort of, God, I don't even want to call
Speaker 1: because you know, how do you crying? I don't because
Speaker 1: I've had so much COVID jokes already. I'm on Live
Speaker 1: and I'm like, y'all gotta call coming in. You know,
Speaker 1: kids just started coming but I just swallowed my spit wrong.
Speaker 1: But they're gonna be like, oh no, but still she
Speaker 1: would be regular sick niked. I honestly literally I thought
Speaker 1: I had food poisoning. I thought I had wheat. Now
Speaker 1: I have THHD poison it. It's cannabis something y'all wait,
Speaker 1: you could you could get it? Was weird, Yeah, c
Speaker 1: HS weed up cannon cannabal cannab anoied hyper mesas syndrome
Speaker 1: I have. It basically means you've had too much weed,
Speaker 1: and that's the projectile vomit ship. And it's oh well,
Speaker 1: that happened with me with an edible. Oh yeah, mostly happened.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so deuring deer in quarantine. This is
Speaker 1: when I was just like, I'm stuck in my house.
Speaker 1: Uh my, who gave me the guy? Damn we plug?
Speaker 1: I want to say, my homegirl destiny and I told
Speaker 1: her she killed me. But I got the weed plug
Speaker 1: had edible and I was just watching TV. Nick Blue
Speaker 1: Cheese Wings and Celery all on my bad a bit
Speaker 1: had to throw her whole goddamn comfortable away like it
Speaker 1: was like a leader, Okay, can we not do it?
Speaker 1: It was a leader of girl. I'm gonna say, let
Speaker 1: me just tell you, threw up. I'm done the trash
Speaker 1: can that him in the bathroom, however many gallons it
Speaker 1: is past me that I'm gonna I'm gonna say it's
Speaker 1: a little bit smaller than this for y'all watching on YouTube.
Speaker 1: When I was finished, it was half full here lying
Speaker 1: I'm serious. And the only reason I couldn't do the
Speaker 1: toilet is because it's the toilet. I know it's dumb,
Speaker 1: but for some reason, I'm like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: pissing ship in here. I can't throw up in here
Speaker 1: because I'll started thinking about pissing ship, and then like yeah,
Speaker 1: and then when I had to ask why you didn't
Speaker 1: do it in the tub because I had to actually
Speaker 1: ship at some point, and then I needed to trash. Wait,
Speaker 1: you were throwing up while you was shipping because my stomach,
Speaker 1: both of them was going to the city. It was
Speaker 1: so bad. But what I will tell you is somebody
Speaker 1: listening to this will still fuck me one day. My
Speaker 1: mouth and my ass are okay. Now they're cleaned out. Literally,
Speaker 1: if y'all have heard a fleet not the Twitter story,
Speaker 1: I'm clean. I'm cleared. I could get fun in the
Speaker 1: assid nothing would come out. I have eaten nothing. My
Speaker 1: ass is ready. This was not out. I know the
Speaker 1: sorry we are. Finally, if you see the title, we
Speaker 1: are going to share our experience that we had at
Speaker 1: Moca Fest for our horrible decision. But before we get there,
Speaker 1: of course, we're gonna start it all with a little
Speaker 1: bit of vanilla ship. Um. And the vanilla ship for
Speaker 1: this week comes from Times of India. This is how
Speaker 1: much I was digging. I wasn't seeing much but COVID
Speaker 1: and sex motherfucking stories, and I was like, God, damn,
Speaker 1: we'll send them to the email because it took me
Speaker 1: a while to find this one. Um, but this one
Speaker 1: I think is actually very interesting, especially uh with not
Speaker 1: only both of us being in relationships now, but anyone
Speaker 1: in a relationship. The title of this is that maintenance
Speaker 1: sex benefits your sex life, UM, and maintenance sex. I
Speaker 1: was like, what the funk is maintenance sex? Maintenance sex
Speaker 1: is actually, uh, what you need in order to keep
Speaker 1: the spice and spirit of sex alive. It is the
Speaker 1: act of depth definitively. I guess that's not definitely. How
Speaker 1: do you know when it's definitively and definitely? Where are
Speaker 1: you looking? It's the the second thing definitely definitely right. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's the affinitively has a v defen, defend, defend where
Speaker 1: the fund is the being definitively oh, definitively believing the
Speaker 1: country like she didn't go to our school. It is
Speaker 1: the act of definitely having sex, even when you are
Speaker 1: bored or sluggish about it. More than many times, you
Speaker 1: may have wanted to go to the last season of
Speaker 1: your favorite Netflix show with your partner but ultimately ended
Speaker 1: up having sex. You may have felt bored but eventually
Speaker 1: ended up doing it. This especially happens in long term
Speaker 1: relationships where people do get bored with having sex even
Speaker 1: once in a while. In moments like these, you have
Speaker 1: to just push yourself a little bit and go for
Speaker 1: the semi sex session. Maintenance sex will surely increase your
Speaker 1: sexual desires and increase your overall stamina. The benefits of
Speaker 1: having a good old set of having good old sex
Speaker 1: are endless. Um Happy oxytocin's released from orgasm can be
Speaker 1: fork um. But basically it's saying that if you fake it,
Speaker 1: you ended up liking it. This is true. You've ever
Speaker 1: had sex with someone that I don't want. I want
Speaker 1: to preface this by saying, like, obviously consentual, but maybe
Speaker 1: you weren't in the mood. They were more in the
Speaker 1: mood and you're like, all right, suck it when you
Speaker 1: start moaning, and then like actually of getting it, like
Speaker 1: you'll eventually snap into it. It's agree getting woken up
Speaker 1: for sex, but neither hospital Dick is definitely a morning
Speaker 1: sex person. He would like love to funk in the morning, right,
Speaker 1: And it's like, how do you waste to like perfectly
Speaker 1: good big dick in the morning. That's super hard? Right?
Speaker 1: And I never wanted to suck in the morning. But
Speaker 1: after a few pumps, I was like, hey, this is
Speaker 1: a fun ry take. I actually did that word because
Speaker 1: I'm having so much sex. It's just like I do
Speaker 1: kind of like for it to be a little bit
Speaker 1: more sporadic, and I planned, but like, my boyfriend was
Speaker 1: leaving and this was a couple of weeks ago, and
Speaker 1: I think I actually told you I was not in
Speaker 1: the mood to have sex. I just didn't want to
Speaker 1: have sex. I was tired. Um, it's not even that
Speaker 1: I was bored. I just wasn't in the mood. And
Speaker 1: he ended up like finding a way to get me
Speaker 1: into the mood, and then of course punished me because
Speaker 1: he was leaving out of town. How dare I have
Speaker 1: sex before he goes out of town? Um, But it's
Speaker 1: funny because this the board act of the Netflix is
Speaker 1: interesting because it's like, even when you're watching t be
Speaker 1: and say, you're not really enjoying the show, but you're
Speaker 1: not tired yet, that to me would be considered maintenance sex.
Speaker 1: You get what I mean. I thought maintenance sex was
Speaker 1: more like we have to do this to maintain a
Speaker 1: decent relationships. Well that too, I'm not gonna lie. But
Speaker 1: that's and I guess that's where my boyfriend would say it,
Speaker 1: because it's just like I kind of want to be happy.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go out of the town and
Speaker 1: living together though I've only lived in one person. And
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously like spend a lot of time with
Speaker 1: old baby, but living with someone is really when I
Speaker 1: had this a lot because you're already around each other.
Speaker 1: Like even when you're super in love in the beginning,
Speaker 1: if you see each other five six times a week,
Speaker 1: you still don't live together. Someone's gonna live or there's
Speaker 1: a moment where you'll be apart, so you have to
Speaker 1: have sex because you're excited about it. So so let
Speaker 1: me ask you what sex was sex boring when you
Speaker 1: lived with someone. To me, I'm not gonna lie. I
Speaker 1: fear moving in with my nigga because I'm like, I
Speaker 1: like missing you. I like being able to feel like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump on you as soon as I see you, know,
Speaker 1: like I gotta go home and see you. I don't
Speaker 1: think i'll have that same excitse no, no no, no, you'll
Speaker 1: be excited to go home. There's a heightened sense of
Speaker 1: intimacy when you live with somebody. I think that like
Speaker 1: you get to reach it you never had. But I
Speaker 1: think there's a rush to moving in together, which a
Speaker 1: lot of people do, and even I've seen myself doing that,
Speaker 1: like oh it's New York, save money, but like for
Speaker 1: what right? Just enjoy your relationship? No, but living together.
Speaker 1: I think it was just I got too comfortable, and
Speaker 1: a lot of us can attested this like something cute,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't really, I just bought a whole because
Speaker 1: you're home, so you're training yourself to like when I
Speaker 1: go home, I'm chilling, Like what do I need to
Speaker 1: get dressed up for instead of when my nigga comes
Speaker 1: out over, I'm gonna get ready. That's how I used
Speaker 1: to act, and then when it was my house in
Speaker 1: your house, it was like, well fuck you. I also
Speaker 1: just wanted to add as and this isn't the horrid derve,
Speaker 1: but it kind of just goes with maintenance sex and
Speaker 1: when you feel like it may get boring. Something that
Speaker 1: me and my boyfriend do a lot is we bet.
Speaker 1: We make bets on fucking everything. So we literally had
Speaker 1: a bet about the president, see like who was gonna win.
Speaker 1: He was convinced, like, uh, you know just historically presidents
Speaker 1: served eight terms, Like I know this country, like a
Speaker 1: lot of people are still gonna vote for Trump. So
Speaker 1: he was like, so I was like, nah, man, because
Speaker 1: I voted, I voted a body gonna win. And he
Speaker 1: was just like, you really think votes matter? So then
Speaker 1: we had the whole votes matter conversation. But anyway, so
Speaker 1: we made a bet and I was like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: if Biden wins, you have to dress up in a
Speaker 1: chipping Dale's outfit and danced to Pony by Genuine. For me,
Speaker 1: I bought the mother fucking outfit from Amazon, and mind you,
Speaker 1: it was like a nine dollar like it's literally like
Speaker 1: coupling couplings of both times and yeah, so but I
Speaker 1: think it's fun and it's a way to spice it up,
Speaker 1: like to include. And his bet was if he wont
Speaker 1: If if Trump won, he wanted a massage with four hands,
Speaker 1: so I would have to find someone actually a good one.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had one? Uh? What a massage with
Speaker 1: four massage? It's too much? Wait? Like actually it's like
Speaker 1: it makes you way. It wasn't like no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I was at like a rich or like some kind
Speaker 1: of spot like that you can't concentrate on your back
Speaker 1: with almost like your feet dog, it's so extra. And
Speaker 1: then yes, it is not pleasurable at all, and maybe
Speaker 1: maybe it's like okay, okay, but no, Like when I
Speaker 1: saw it, I was like, damn, it was a lot
Speaker 1: of money. But I was like, let me treat myself.
Speaker 1: Someone was on my shoulders. I remember someone of my
Speaker 1: feels like can you guys just stay up together? And
Speaker 1: then like it was too it was too much. I
Speaker 1: actually remember asking for a break. What I'm telling you
Speaker 1: it was terrible, and then like they have to get
Speaker 1: around each other, and then you hear the oil open.
Speaker 1: It too, my oils too much. Luckily you don't get
Speaker 1: to think of something with the bet. What was I
Speaker 1: gonna say? Oh? Shout out to one of our listeners.
Speaker 1: We had a few weeks ago. We talked about a
Speaker 1: jinga game that you could buy on Amazon. So this
Speaker 1: guy wrote in UM basic name whatever his name is, Jason,
Speaker 1: he says. So I went to Target the other night
Speaker 1: and I got a knockoff Jango for five nine. I
Speaker 1: wrote out my own sexual acts on each block. It
Speaker 1: cost me fourteen dollars total. I got dinner, and the
Speaker 1: kids are gone, my wife and are gonna play tonight.
Speaker 1: I'll let you know how it goes. Thanks to the idea,
Speaker 1: I said, so dope, and he wrote me at this morning.
Speaker 1: So we didn't even finish the game because we ended
Speaker 1: up having sex. But we had a blast and we're
Speaker 1: gonna play it against soon. Such a good date night.
Speaker 1: I love that idea. That is a real I told
Speaker 1: you that's a really, really cute idea. I've never played it,
Speaker 1: but I saw it on Amazon and it was I
Speaker 1: don't know how we ended up. Oh you maybe said it.
Speaker 1: I'm a right, yeah, it now eat my ass out.
Speaker 1: It was something someone to boot hole. I could see.
Speaker 1: I could see not finishing that. I would not finish
Speaker 1: that changa, especially if every time you get one out
Speaker 1: it's something you would definitely have to put more vanilla
Speaker 1: ship and simple shit on it to keep you from yeah,
Speaker 1: like you know, on the bottom, give me a nose
Speaker 1: kiss or something like that, Like you gotta be some
Speaker 1: basic with it. Anyways, guys, were gonna get into this
Speaker 1: week's Horde Derv. For those of you listening to us
Speaker 1: for the first time, maybe second time, maybe you're still
Speaker 1: new our Horde Derv segment is where we give sex tips.
Speaker 1: This one is fun. It's pretty much upside down fun.
Speaker 1: I wanted to share this because this is something recently.
Speaker 1: Is the upside down kissing? I think Spider Man, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: well he took the mask off. Was that girl that
Speaker 1: was the first one, That was the first one? She
Speaker 1: had blind hair? She was a brunette. I bet you
Speaker 1: ten dollar she was a brunette, bitch, I bet you
Speaker 1: ten dollars she was blind hair. Wait to see it,
Speaker 1: but Spider right when they yeah, when they kiss upside down?
Speaker 1: Bitch cash, Actually that is dirty blonde. It was just
Speaker 1: wet in the scene, just a bitch. Her hair is
Speaker 1: It's god, you have dirty blonde. Kirsten Dunce is a
Speaker 1: blonde Jane Kirsten Dunes. First of all, here is it
Speaker 1: Kirstons fucking happened that big Kurston? That was Kirsten. Anyways,
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about upside down fund and the first
Speaker 1: part of it is kissing upside down. So kissing upside down,
Speaker 1: you may ask yourself, why on earth you'd bother contorting
Speaker 1: yourselves in order to kiss when you've been doing it
Speaker 1: the right way up for so many years without any problems.
Speaker 1: The answer is novelty. We spent a lot of time
Speaker 1: kissing our partners, especially at the beginning of relationships, but
Speaker 1: as time goes on, we tend to kiss less and
Speaker 1: move more quickly onto the next stage sex. By making
Speaker 1: kissing seem new and approaching your partner from a different angle,
Speaker 1: you might find it more stimulating than usual. I do
Speaker 1: it when they're like on the couch. Oh, I will
Speaker 1: straddle my nigga, or even when we're driving if we
Speaker 1: get to a I'm talking about upside down upside down,
Speaker 1: not kissing upside down upside dowd kissing. So what we
Speaker 1: do upside down is what I'm gonna share the next
Speaker 1: We haven't done upside Actually we have done upside down kissing,
Speaker 1: but after the act of upside down sucking dick. So
Speaker 1: do you mean no, it's not sixty nine upside down
Speaker 1: sucking dick. So basically, what he'll do, No, He'll move
Speaker 1: my body, uh to where I'm across the bed. My
Speaker 1: head will literally, I don't let me. My head will
Speaker 1: be like this leaning off the bed, so I'm literally
Speaker 1: looking up at him, and then he'll fuck my mouth.
Speaker 1: And what happened? Yes, and So what happens then, which
Speaker 1: I guess he likes so much. But y'all know I
Speaker 1: hate gagging, but it literally causes all of the spits,
Speaker 1: so clearly I'm not doing it with a lace wig
Speaker 1: in my head. But when I have my short hair,
Speaker 1: I didn't care. And so what happens is while he's
Speaker 1: doing it, all the spit literally just runs down my fag.
Speaker 1: I just don't like when spick into my nose. I'm
Speaker 1: really not good for holding my nose like if I
Speaker 1: died clips and I still hold my nose like a
Speaker 1: little bit. Uh So I'm not gonna lie. If you
Speaker 1: ain't a good swimmer, this might not be for you.
Speaker 1: I couldn't say that. I mean, I would say I
Speaker 1: don't want people to drown while we given sex tips. No,
Speaker 1: you'll stay alive. But it is gonna be. And the
Speaker 1: thing is because he's a dumb I know he loves that,
Speaker 1: which I'm dimn near squirming. I'll like throw my hand
Speaker 1: up and hit him in the chef. My throat was
Speaker 1: so sensitive right now from throwing up, I was gagging
Speaker 1: so much. Nothing can like that. I don't even I
Speaker 1: can't even think about dick and I love coming. I
Speaker 1: fucking masturbate twice a day. I don't care if I've
Speaker 1: had sex, Like I love touching my pussy. I can't.
Speaker 1: And you even saying that I are. You don't masturbate, No,
Speaker 1: I don't. It's so hard. I was like, though it
Speaker 1: keeps me, like, it keeps me wanting dick, maybe because
Speaker 1: I see like the only time I masturbate is like
Speaker 1: within him three days I might not see him on
Speaker 1: on my period, and then even even then I'm just like, okay,
Speaker 1: I can't do it on day two because baby sleep.
Speaker 1: Now I cannot. I don't just have a turn on
Speaker 1: about like this is actually really fucked up to admit.
Speaker 1: But I've masturbated in so many places. I've masturbated in
Speaker 1: the bathroom once at what was I gonna say? It
Speaker 1: wasn't gone. You masturbated at your job? He told a lot.
Speaker 1: But I was recording somewhere. Was it Andrew studio? Maybe
Speaker 1: I had some films Andrew you about to go disaffect
Speaker 1: that ship. The bathroom is not in his studio, It's
Speaker 1: in the hallway, And I was like super stressed out.
Speaker 1: I was doing some work and I let me use
Speaker 1: the studio I had to fucking jerk off to like
Speaker 1: get over it. And there was a whole filming crew
Speaker 1: in the other room, and I was like, I gotta
Speaker 1: get this out. No one knew get the funk out
Speaker 1: of here. They're definitely about hey, y'all. Andrew Schalton say
Speaker 1: he needed he needs to disaffect this bathroom because we
Speaker 1: was in their fingering her swat. I would just like
Speaker 1: to say that I needed to get it out. I
Speaker 1: washed my hands obviously before and after because COVID and
Speaker 1: it was a nice empty bathroom. That is so crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just not in Uh. It's like, I don't know
Speaker 1: how he loved a room together once. What city was it?
Speaker 1: Was it Chicago where Vinnie came. I had to go
Speaker 1: in the shower and masturbate. See and I think you
Speaker 1: were on your period, remember that you were really sick.
Speaker 1: Oh that was definitely Chicago. But I all said to
Speaker 1: come because you're my god Chicago I was. That's when
Speaker 1: I had COVID, So bitch, I feel like, did I
Speaker 1: have it twice this year? Ship? I just want to go.
Speaker 1: I love doing it. I love that, say nobody like people.
Speaker 1: I definitely had COVID and No, that was me, bro,
Speaker 1: but it was so must reported case was in November
Speaker 1: of and when I got back from Puerto Rico. The
Speaker 1: sickest I've ever been in my life was in October.
Speaker 1: I remember the day was like October. Nobody us. Well,
Speaker 1: I was, look, you're doing it too, But I was like,
Speaker 1: but no, could that have been it? Because I had
Speaker 1: the shakes and ship. I don't know how I made
Speaker 1: it through that Chicago live show and for shout out
Speaker 1: to Chicago, it's definitely one of our Chicago shows. No,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the most recent one. I was talking
Speaker 1: about the one where we actually stayed together. That was
Speaker 1: two years ago. You were on your period and we
Speaker 1: stayed at that hotel? Is me you anny well sick? Then?
Speaker 1: We were saving money then, so we didn't used to
Speaker 1: get two rooms like that and you were on your period.
Speaker 1: Remember you couldn't come out with us or something. You
Speaker 1: were sick and you guys have the egg slot in
Speaker 1: the morning. We did. Yes, I do remember that. Whatever
Speaker 1: cho Wait, yeah, that was Chicago. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: ready to go back onto our dude. I really miss um,
Speaker 1: just I don't know. Like now I've talked a little
Speaker 1: bit of briefly about it. I'm working in TV and
Speaker 1: film and like, you know, getting to me writers and
Speaker 1: talk about how to create jokes and stuff, and nothing
Speaker 1: is more satisfying than like improv in front of people.
Speaker 1: Now that it was fun, it's just like it was funny.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy because it's something I took for granted
Speaker 1: because I remember saying like, man, we're gonna take a
Speaker 1: year off. I don't like this horn ship, And now
Speaker 1: I would love to be back touring because it really
Speaker 1: validates what you do, and that that I think is
Speaker 1: the main difference. Right, It's like filming stuff and understanding
Speaker 1: that you can maybe say something funny. There's no instant gratification.
Speaker 1: And the other thing is like it's not your people
Speaker 1: watching you. You know what I'm saying to like to
Speaker 1: be in a room with everybody that sucks with you,
Speaker 1: Like it's just so safe. There's like two or three
Speaker 1: shows where I fell, none of the videos going. I'm
Speaker 1: just so glad we got to me. Then we got
Speaker 1: to do New York d C. I'm so sad we
Speaker 1: didn't get to do Atlanta, even though we probably should
Speaker 1: have done Atlanta because that's the only motherfucker City COVID
Speaker 1: because COVID don't well, COVID don't live there, apparently so scared.
Speaker 1: When I was watching the Jeez and Gucci versus, I
Speaker 1: was like seeing all these niggas past the camera and
Speaker 1: I'm like, please, Jesus, don't let nobody. I really need
Speaker 1: this moment. It was people really thought Gucci was go in,
Speaker 1: which I found hilarious. Yeah, I was team Jesus niggas
Speaker 1: in the South, maybe, but even then, like he it's
Speaker 1: still jeezy, like are you serious? Are you serious? I
Speaker 1: was shocked, like me too. I was shocked to people,
Speaker 1: I mean mad New York people on my timeline. When
Speaker 1: I'm a dog came on, They're like, dog beat it,
Speaker 1: beat her like a dog like ye, like fucking her?
Speaker 1: He just thought it was beating like a dog like
Speaker 1: beat that. Wo No, I don't want to see her
Speaker 1: like a dog. He didn't say beat it like a dog.
Speaker 1: That beat it like a dog. No, beat her like
Speaker 1: a dog like beat like then pass her to my dog,
Speaker 1: my nigga, don't stop look up the lyric. I feel
Speaker 1: a little bad now. I mean, you could do that,
Speaker 1: but it isn't really like I mean, we was on
Speaker 1: DJ before that. She was all, say Shaney, no, and
Speaker 1: that would talk about slipping Molly and Bitches drinks. Just
Speaker 1: let me see it. Yeah, I'm a dog. I'm really
Speaker 1: looking where larc that. Well, how could he have saying
Speaker 1: that so the same way Rick Ross said he played
Speaker 1: Molly's and Bitches Drinks and they know I'm really the
Speaker 1: treat like a dog, like a dog, like passing to
Speaker 1: my dog. You know, I think it's a sexual any window.
Speaker 1: I really do, Amanda, I don't. And this is not
Speaker 1: I'm not comfortable like I know you. I know you do.
Speaker 1: But technically it's one of them things that we gotta
Speaker 1: watch and be like, like you know, all the old
Speaker 1: shows on Netflix right now, it's a little cringe e
Speaker 1: to rewatch some of these like what like girlfriends. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you saw the episode one of their
Speaker 1: friends at well, one of their friends at HIV and
Speaker 1: they all like jumped over the counter when he was
Speaker 1: cooking and he like cut them. Like there's just a
Speaker 1: lot of things where I'm just like, oh, a lot
Speaker 1: of things wouldn't go off too well in this climate.
Speaker 1: I'm actually happy and not so happy for this climate
Speaker 1: because like, yeah, like the HIV thing. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I mean honestly until we started interviewing people, right, like
Speaker 1: not gonna lie, and we were ignorant to a lot
Speaker 1: of things. I think over the last four years we
Speaker 1: become more understanding in ways in which we may have
Speaker 1: offended people without knowing. So when people we learned about
Speaker 1: things like that, like especially I think our Herpies episode,
Speaker 1: I asked a question that was done, she was like,
Speaker 1: bitching you a sex educator. I'm like, duh, I hadn't learned.
Speaker 1: Bit's like like, I'm so I didn't know. Well, I
Speaker 1: think that that's the thing too. Is it space? Like yes,
Speaker 1: And I understand this platform is definitely where it is now. Um,
Speaker 1: but when we kind of started the show, we were
Speaker 1: learning with everyone else, Like I don't think. I don't think.
Speaker 1: We came on here and was like we know everything
Speaker 1: and y'all don't, so we're gonna teach y'all. That's not
Speaker 1: you know. We did fortunately, And I guess I mean
Speaker 1: this in favor of us and against us. When you
Speaker 1: have a platform, people expect you to know it all
Speaker 1: they do, right, And it's like kind of how we
Speaker 1: put some mistake in these celebrities are influencers. When they
Speaker 1: do something, it's like they're fucking human too. This is
Speaker 1: awesome me trying to cover all those ships. So y'all
Speaker 1: and again, I just want to, uh, shout out to
Speaker 1: Sarge and shout out to everyone um gave us. Damn.
Speaker 1: I don't know I do. And she's so fun and
Speaker 1: I don't know her name, but shout out on her
Speaker 1: Instagram page just because I really like the way she
Speaker 1: says how She's just so sweet. Anyways, guys, shout out
Speaker 1: to everyone who came to Macafest. For those of you,
Speaker 1: by the way, shout out to the hore Hives, Siggy.
Speaker 1: We saw a lot of patron people. We saw a
Speaker 1: whole crew from Charlotte. Shout out to Charotte. Charlotte was
Speaker 1: a guy, Oh my god, and I really don't know
Speaker 1: who knows you when you're out. I got drunk and
Speaker 1: I started crying. I don't know what's kind of about.
Speaker 1: But Vinnie and never fucked up and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: like you don't understand what I'm going through. And Vinnie
Speaker 1: went to the room to get me a cigarette or something,
Speaker 1: and the guy came up to me was like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I was at your boss in last show. I just
Speaker 1: when I heard you, I don't know what you're going through,
Speaker 1: I was like it, No, seriously, I do want to
Speaker 1: shout out to everyone who came to Moca fes Cancoon.
Speaker 1: That was our last live show of the year. How
Speaker 1: we had one in a pandemic. Don't judge us, but
Speaker 1: we did it. It was outside. If that helps anyone,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but um, it was great. We got
Speaker 1: to do a live show. We had fucking cucumbers come out,
Speaker 1: We still played games like it was. It was a
Speaker 1: fun time. I'm not gonna lie. It was also the
Speaker 1: hardest live show I think we've ever had to do.
Speaker 1: Because yeah, well let's well, do you want to start
Speaker 1: with explaining an urban experience weekend? Let's go on their website.
Speaker 1: Let's do a real act. Okay, I learned from Coca Fest.
Speaker 1: So Moca Fest basically, you buy a ticket and you
Speaker 1: get access to a bunch of events. Right who mo
Speaker 1: confest books popular every Also, because I just hate the
Speaker 1: word urban, let's let's see what they do. No. Moca
Speaker 1: Fest is an Afro American and Afro caraby in destination
Speaker 1: festival brand that promotes freedom and self expiration. I read
Speaker 1: urban weekends somewhere, so I'm wrong. Well, come on, Afro Cuban.
Speaker 1: So basically, horrible decisions is one of the acts, right,
Speaker 1: And from what I know, they didn't really have done
Speaker 1: They haven't really done shows before, and Mandy and I
Speaker 1: like are very particular about only doing theaters, were very
Speaker 1: particular about never doing a show with standing room. If
Speaker 1: you guys have ever been at a show, we're always
Speaker 1: fucking yelling at security. I think the DC show was like, no,
Speaker 1: why are people standing up? Assist with Jeffer had more
Speaker 1: chairs because basically what happens is we will not sell
Speaker 1: a venue ever over the amount of chairs. Right. Our
Speaker 1: first live show was like that, we would never do
Speaker 1: it again, but people will take up a table and
Speaker 1: it will make the people that came alone not feel
Speaker 1: like they could sit there or whatever it is. So
Speaker 1: we knew that it might happen with Mocha Fest. But
Speaker 1: what I think we weren't ready for is for how
Speaker 1: I wasn't ready for everyone to be in a pool,
Speaker 1: Like I wasn't ready. So y'all, we actually did our
Speaker 1: live show um upstairs at the Are and everyone was
Speaker 1: in a pool. So mind you. This was also, I
Speaker 1: want to say, our first live show where bitches were
Speaker 1: smoking hookah and ordering bottles of nineteen fours. Atter and
Speaker 1: bites came up to me with the classes about it,
Speaker 1: talking about come on. I was like, oh I can'
Speaker 1: and I was, and it's probably why I came back
Speaker 1: with covid bitch. You know what I actually, I actually
Speaker 1: have a photo and maybe i'll put it on the
Speaker 1: horrible the Sydney stage. I'm like, this has to be
Speaker 1: the exact moment I caught covid um and I want
Speaker 1: to show you because what they were doing was spraying
Speaker 1: uh champagne. Oh I did say no to that into
Speaker 1: the mouth, but only because I knew it would get
Speaker 1: on my face and I makeup. I felt like it
Speaker 1: was really cute. A little Mexican lady named Rosa did
Speaker 1: it down. This is this is me saying, give me covid.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I have one of those things. I don't
Speaker 1: know if y'all can see it from there, but yes,
Speaker 1: let's talk about what MO confest is. Right. So they
Speaker 1: do it in a bunch of different cities. The particular
Speaker 1: one we got to do with Cancoon, which was great
Speaker 1: because y'all know on living in Mexico. So I was like, Bam,
Speaker 1: this the airport you go through to ft Loom. So
Speaker 1: we get there and it was at a beautiful property.
Speaker 1: And I just want to preface this by saying I
Speaker 1: said every single day to either Sarge or his wife
Speaker 1: who run Moca Fest, about how much better it was
Speaker 1: than hedonism. Let me explain. I had a fun moment,
Speaker 1: but I just wasn't ready for how And I've used
Speaker 1: the word tacky, and I want to attribute it just
Speaker 1: to the fact that we didn't get to go on
Speaker 1: a Moca Fest weekend. Right. I just felt like it
Speaker 1: was two raunchy a to the point where I was
Speaker 1: like grossed outs. Another thing is I didn't feel it
Speaker 1: wasn't as luck as the she She knew that there
Speaker 1: was room service available. She was like, oh yeah, that stars,
Speaker 1: that stars. I was so happy to know there was
Speaker 1: room service and I could leave my room without getting naked.
Speaker 1: Because I hope we all don't forget that story. The
Speaker 1: midnight snack bar was on the nude only side, and
Speaker 1: when I ordered that pizza and he said you have
Speaker 1: to remove your clothes, I was pissed. So we get
Speaker 1: there was a temptation resort. I think they've done it
Speaker 1: there before because I think it last year as well.
Speaker 1: I was there. Um, it's really cute. They had these
Speaker 1: like stripper poles where the girls dance. Now this resort
Speaker 1: is topless. It's not a fucking resort. Yeah. So, and
Speaker 1: I want to make that clear. So Moca Fest um
Speaker 1: isn't necessarily lifestyle focus. So I know we talked about sex,
Speaker 1: sex sex sex sex here. Uh. If you do mocal
Speaker 1: Fest in Jamaica, of course they're at the adult only resorts,
Speaker 1: and Hedonism is one of the resorts. But Jamaica now
Speaker 1: is so big they actually do mocal Fest at seven
Speaker 1: different hotels. And of course if you're on, if you're
Speaker 1: at Hedonism, you're gonna have hedonism fun. Uh this particularly, Yes,
Speaker 1: we didn't see people having sex everywhere in Mexico. That's
Speaker 1: not what because I can hear it. You could hear
Speaker 1: it where through my window, not my window by balcony.
Speaker 1: It was probably sucking on a balcony. Yeah, they were
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I would fuck the balcony. I would suck about.
Speaker 1: People were funny, so loud. At one point I was like, well,
Speaker 1: this is like a morning work. So they were fucking,
Speaker 1: but they weren't sucking out in public. Yeah, so out
Speaker 1: in public. I will also say, let me ask you
Speaker 1: this too, because it was a lot more people well
Speaker 1: then we experienced at Heito. But what were your thoughts
Speaker 1: on the crowd? So for one I kept saying, I
Speaker 1: think to you, I was like, these people are so
Speaker 1: much better. Yeah, it was a lot of good looking people.
Speaker 1: There was actually a fat dude. I was gonna think about,
Speaker 1: you're gonna put fat dude? He was really cute And
Speaker 1: I have never sucked a fat nigga outside of like
Speaker 1: football players, which don't Did he have like a Gucci
Speaker 1: before jail gut? Or was he fat fat like big
Speaker 1: I don't know, or like a get money gut? He
Speaker 1: had on a white beater at the pool fat. Oh
Speaker 1: he wasn't even taking a white beater. He just had
Speaker 1: mad game like. He kept coming up to me like,
Speaker 1: why are you trying to play me? Wheasy? I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to play you like you don't I
Speaker 1: don't think, I ain't said and you got money on
Speaker 1: would and he was like, why are you think? Tag
Speaker 1: and Z And then he just kept coming up to
Speaker 1: me and he would give me drinks. But even though
Speaker 1: it was like all inclusive, but then it like one point, Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know, he just you know when someone's so
Speaker 1: confident that you're like, your dick has got to be big.
Speaker 1: He was like, I was like, look, I got a boot.
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't care what the funk I
Speaker 1: was like, and he kept talking about how I needed
Speaker 1: to hybernate in the winter's I win and I was like,
Speaker 1: not hybernates. The whole bears want to take you to dinner.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, nig I know this ship is free.
Speaker 1: And he was like, I got bread and we're gonna
Speaker 1: leave this funker. I don't want to say I love
Speaker 1: the resort. I went to the frozen I got. I
Speaker 1: love to leaving the resort. Yeah, I guess that was
Speaker 1: the only thing. The food to me, Um, I like
Speaker 1: food better in Jamaica, but I'm Jamaican. So that's probably
Speaker 1: why I say this it's just an all inclusive thing,
Speaker 1: is that it's an all inclusive thing every time around,
Speaker 1: like when food is all inclusive. But we had lots
Speaker 1: of I like the food, and he know when we went,
Speaker 1: they had a whole lot of food temptation. Okay, so
Speaker 1: as far as food, it's a draw, but I love seafood.
Speaker 1: They had like a seafood rash anyway, okay, whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you got to leave a resort to experience
Speaker 1: experience the area. I think there was a dude with
Speaker 1: braces and dreads and I never talked to him. Do
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. He was so fucking
Speaker 1: hot and he kept smiling at me, and I just
Speaker 1: really don't know why I didn't say anything, because I
Speaker 1: should have taken my moment, but I didn't. And then
Speaker 1: serge wife and I whose name we can't figure out,
Speaker 1: I remember saying to her at one point smacked. I
Speaker 1: was like, Yo, there are I'm not gonna lie, but
Speaker 1: I don't want to see the men from going as well.
Speaker 1: There there were I'm not gonna lie. All the good
Speaker 1: looking girls that I saw came with a nigga, and
Speaker 1: but a lot of them were asking. Even Medina got
Speaker 1: asked by three couples to join, maybe because from Cocktail
Speaker 1: shout out to her, she opened our show and she
Speaker 1: decided to let everybody know that she was a unicorn.
Speaker 1: So the couples were attacking her for the rest of
Speaker 1: the weekend. Know, I think people know when you're alone.
Speaker 1: Two couples asked me, Oh, I think people know when
Speaker 1: you're like walking around alone, and they knew Vinnie was gay. Okay,
Speaker 1: so see you. I didn't Benny damn near sold me
Speaker 1: to the fucking wolves. We were wing somewhere and I've
Speaker 1: seen these things looking at me and like, at this point,
Speaker 1: my titties were out a little bit, so I grabbed
Speaker 1: on his arm. He was like, girl, please, they always
Speaker 1: lets me go. We were walking around fucking flying dop
Speaker 1: carmens together and this guy was like, you're a lucky man.
Speaker 1: He was like, no, I'm not. I will say for
Speaker 1: the places next year. Uh if if you know, the
Speaker 1: travel restrictions definitely left. This was a good time though.
Speaker 1: I had a good time. Me and my home girls
Speaker 1: the entertainment I needed. It's kind of like you didn't
Speaker 1: like the entertainment, said oh yes, So me and my
Speaker 1: friends don't know why. And this was right before our
Speaker 1: fucking Lives show. Why I decided to sign up. I
Speaker 1: don't know. So they had flip Cup. I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: hold yall. You'all know flip Cup to me is a
Speaker 1: white person college game. But I was like, oh, bitch,
Speaker 1: we got it. But my crylic nails was so long.
Speaker 1: I was like, listen, normally I'm good at this game.
Speaker 1: I was giving my disclaimer. So we're at the pool
Speaker 1: and it's four teams against the entertainers. Mind you, the
Speaker 1: entertainers played this all the time, so of course they're
Speaker 1: gonna be everybody right wrong. Bitch me and my friends
Speaker 1: shout out to all my homegirls. They came with me.
Speaker 1: We won. We went to where the dancers. The entertainers
Speaker 1: came up to us and was like, so no one
Speaker 1: has ever beat us, which they brought us two bottles
Speaker 1: of wine and a bottle of champagne because they're like nobody.
Speaker 1: But they didn't give us the magnum though. Ain't bring
Speaker 1: us the magnum. They gave us a little bullshit to Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we're supposed to get the magnum. They just didn't
Speaker 1: think the bottle of wine, No, the magna bottle, ship
Speaker 1: the moet. It was fun though, so wait the girls. Yes,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say about the girls. The girl was
Speaker 1: some of those girls were so beautiful that I was like,
Speaker 1: they must be pa so they do. But that's what
Speaker 1: I like the moss and financed girls. They I didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just thought across the board people
Speaker 1: were ugly, which I appreciate. It was like, but but
Speaker 1: that's the thing, and I don't want to and I
Speaker 1: also don't want to say like they were all like
Speaker 1: modelists but literally, well I have a man, so I
Speaker 1: wasn't there to do that. But I felt like I
Speaker 1: was in like, I don't know, like a movie. Almost
Speaker 1: everyone just it was beautiful, you know, but not beautiful.
Speaker 1: They well, yeah, the people knew they were going somewhere
Speaker 1: as they were excited, so they were addressed. Then the man,
Speaker 1: we're fine, and then that's the thing. Even though it's
Speaker 1: all exclusive, uh oh exclusive, all inclusive. Uh. What I
Speaker 1: really did like though, is you could still scout the
Speaker 1: niggas with the bag because what they did was they
Speaker 1: sold cabanas and bottle service, so you could still see
Speaker 1: the men who was still paying above the inclusive rates.
Speaker 1: So I like that because I was buying the bottle
Speaker 1: of wine every night, but at the same time we
Speaker 1: had the bottle of wine, you could get bottle. They
Speaker 1: were doing like lots of Okay. Now I didn't like
Speaker 1: like I did a good Pinot pool and also shout
Speaker 1: out again to the fans that were from Charlotte because
Speaker 1: I think I went by dude. Yes, I can't remember
Speaker 1: his name either. He was so funny. I didn't know
Speaker 1: he was by until we were both. Dude, you didn't
Speaker 1: know he was by. Let me tell you. I didn't
Speaker 1: because we were both talking about this dude and he
Speaker 1: was like, we were talking about the guy together and
Speaker 1: I was like I and he was like, yeah, so
Speaker 1: let's work him together. He was he was trying, need
Speaker 1: to get me the fun. We haven't too, bro, we
Speaker 1: have to. And I can't remember, but it was the
Speaker 1: guy with the tattoo, and it's like he made out
Speaker 1: with him and he stocked a girlfriend's city. Listen, if you,
Speaker 1: if you were you and you hear this, please reach
Speaker 1: out to us because even if we got a phone
Speaker 1: a man, you know, I have a video of him
Speaker 1: in my phone. So he was so much fun. But
Speaker 1: and that's another thing that I did, Like I will
Speaker 1: say for anyone listening to this was a part of
Speaker 1: the LGBTQ community. It was a mix in. Camcoon, I
Speaker 1: felt like you did have like I don't felt I
Speaker 1: didn't feel like Vinnie felt uncomfortable. No, um and like
Speaker 1: I said, we were we met gay Uh not not gay.
Speaker 1: They were by guys. UM and the women. I think
Speaker 1: all the women were buying what I wanted. Didn't feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: But there was a phone party where Boosey came on
Speaker 1: and I couldn't find men anywhere. I said him and
Speaker 1: I was like where are you? He's like, let you
Speaker 1: have your last moment. I don't know. The phone party.
Speaker 1: The phone party, it was very like day Tony Beach,
Speaker 1: Black Beach weekend, but maybe I loved it. I was good, No,
Speaker 1: it was good. Like did at dinner, like you know,
Speaker 1: you could class it up. There was someone having dinner
Speaker 1: shout out to them from Detroit. How do I know?
Speaker 1: Because they were talking that loud. These bitches came to
Speaker 1: the restaurant. It was like the one on the beach.
Speaker 1: I was outside. It was like blue lights. I can't
Speaker 1: remember anyway. This girl comes in with a hookah and
Speaker 1: somebody's like, where did you get that? She's like, it's portable.
Speaker 1: It's from Amazon. You just looked at portable. She shot
Speaker 1: yeah's to try and I was like, damn if it's
Speaker 1: a lot of fun now they really did. But I
Speaker 1: did like that too. They did. They had the hookah options,
Speaker 1: they had the upsell options. As far as the bottles,
Speaker 1: the people were, it was a good time. They did
Speaker 1: a great job. The staff was good. But and it
Speaker 1: also just everyone involved with Mocha fest uh just made
Speaker 1: sure everyone was having a Dame actually were very put together.
Speaker 1: And I will tell you guys this, listen. I I
Speaker 1: feel like any time we do advertisements, I'll try to
Speaker 1: be as honest as I can, much like it was.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we ain't lying y'all. We're gonna let y'all
Speaker 1: know what it eat. I was very impressed, and I
Speaker 1: want to say this as openly as I can without
Speaker 1: being that bitch. But sometimes we all assume when events
Speaker 1: are black, they will not be put together. I at
Speaker 1: not one moment wasn't impressed. And how timely things were
Speaker 1: when it was wrist bands that needed to be done. UM,
Speaker 1: any questions. Even from a booking perspective, Mandy and I
Speaker 1: have been booked for the largest venues. UM. I won't
Speaker 1: name them, but some that can their ship together. And
Speaker 1: I'm just really grateful that everybody, and not just because
Speaker 1: we were, you know, getting paid for our event. But
Speaker 1: I saw them treat everybody warmly, people that were first timers,
Speaker 1: people that came back, and I really loved that communal experience.
Speaker 1: And then even Sarge was saying how they started really
Speaker 1: small and now you know there you beat the Brazil Greece. Like,
Speaker 1: I think that's such a big deal to bring black
Speaker 1: people together to travel because the first we all do.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing that annoys me about people talking
Speaker 1: about him a little. It's like you can't keep your
Speaker 1: foot on the nigga's neck because you're saying black people
Speaker 1: do the same ship or don't go nowhere, and then
Speaker 1: they do and they do them and then you're still mad.
Speaker 1: So which is what I love, uh more so about
Speaker 1: this is that I think, um, one of the problems
Speaker 1: that I had, even when I was traveling Southeast Asia
Speaker 1: was going to two places not having my own around me.
Speaker 1: And so this is kind of a group or or
Speaker 1: a party that's thrown and like you said, they're doing
Speaker 1: Thailand next year, they're doing Greece, They're doing all of
Speaker 1: these places. And now you also get to travel and
Speaker 1: be around your people, which I love, and and it's
Speaker 1: not like you're meeting people from all different parts of
Speaker 1: the country, but they have the means to travel that
Speaker 1: are gonna are that are going for a good time,
Speaker 1: so you don't have to worry about standing out being
Speaker 1: the only black person or you and your friends not
Speaker 1: fitting in somewhere. So if you're looking to travel again,
Speaker 1: hopefully with the with the UH things raised because of COVID,
Speaker 1: you're able to experience. If you want to see the
Speaker 1: destinations and the date, go to Mocha Fest dot com.
Speaker 1: Moca Fest dot com has kind of all the details
Speaker 1: they do. Also, I was talking to Starge about this.
Speaker 1: They like to do it for the working people, so
Speaker 1: a lot of them are over holiday weekends. So like
Speaker 1: we u when we were in Camcoon, that's not only
Speaker 1: my birthday weekend, which yes is a national holiday, Columbus
Speaker 1: Day weekend, so that Monday everyone was all Colonizer weekend.
Speaker 1: Yes that we go. Let's just have a conversation about
Speaker 1: the white people that were at that hotel. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think they knew what they were like, Well, I
Speaker 1: came for a getaway, but it's a little no. It
Speaker 1: was all mad white people that were like they had
Speaker 1: one party uh on the main floor where they all
Speaker 1: had like glowing the dark stuff on and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this isn't my party, this is the other party. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you. So the night we got in whether
Speaker 1: it's Thursday, I think Thursday, there was a black party, yes,
Speaker 1: and the resort was having a white party. As far
Speaker 1: as a tire and men came up to me and
Speaker 1: Vinnie just chatting it up. She was like, are you
Speaker 1: guys going to the black party tonight? I was like,
Speaker 1: excuse me, you should have said, uh, I just didn't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't know there was a black entire party. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I knew I was there for a black event. Mandy
Speaker 1: and I said, are you gonna be going to the
Speaker 1: white party? And she was like, yeah. I didn't make it.
Speaker 1: I didn't make it to the black party. I don't
Speaker 1: believe because that one was the only one that was off.
Speaker 1: I could barely make it to anything because I was
Speaker 1: so drunk. I didn't make it to the Linkery party, though,
Speaker 1: was ucked up. It was It was fun, It was
Speaker 1: It was a lot of fun. I had my little
Speaker 1: dominate trins to get up on and again shout out
Speaker 1: to sorry. She knew it was my birthday, so he
Speaker 1: got me a whole bottle of Don Julio. I came back, Uh,
Speaker 1: not only with COVID, but I came back and did
Speaker 1: and did not only with COVID, but I came back
Speaker 1: and did not drink liquor for the entire month. Like
Speaker 1: I was like, I drink so much fucking tequila that
Speaker 1: I was like, when you feel it, I need to
Speaker 1: feel it. It's the worst. I was just like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I need to get this ship out of my pores.
Speaker 1: I will say, if any of you are planning to
Speaker 1: go to event like this, you know, I know that
Speaker 1: some of us want to get our lives back together,
Speaker 1: and you know it's your own free will. I got
Speaker 1: tested before I went. I think that is the best
Speaker 1: thing that we could all do. Be selfish and to
Speaker 1: get tested as soon as you get got to make
Speaker 1: sure that you know you're taking precaution when you're going
Speaker 1: to a place with a lot of people, because if
Speaker 1: you are asymptomatic, that's super unfair, right, I mean, should
Speaker 1: I just got back from damn near the Moca Fest
Speaker 1: trip what two days ago? Like I've been in Mexico
Speaker 1: that all time, and you don't know it was so
Speaker 1: difficult to get a test in Mexico. Let me sell you, guys,
Speaker 1: I got a test in Mexico. I'm in a Tuloom
Speaker 1: Expact group chat and basically there's a place called costomd
Speaker 1: in Mexico where you can get tested. But when I
Speaker 1: went there and I filled out the sheet, I had
Speaker 1: no symptoms and they weren't wasting a test on me
Speaker 1: opposed in the States where they'll help you. Right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But even even when my boyfriend took me to get
Speaker 1: my third test, he took me up to like white
Speaker 1: planes and he was like, just say, you have a headache,
Speaker 1: Like there's certain places still here that won't test you
Speaker 1: unless you have symptoms, which is dumb because there's thirty
Speaker 1: percent of cases where people are asymptomatic. It's like, it's
Speaker 1: so dumb. So so if I would have known that,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have filled it out differently. But anyway, I
Speaker 1: was so pissed and I wanted to make sure that
Speaker 1: I could get tested. So I was like, can someone
Speaker 1: help me, Nika. I was in a parking lot an
Speaker 1: hour and a half hourside have some wom and basically
Speaker 1: someone that worked at the spot who stole the test
Speaker 1: came to give me in a parking line. He's like,
Speaker 1: maybe it's two. So I give him two hundred pesos,
Speaker 1: which is about ten to eleven dollars, and he was like, no,
Speaker 1: bach so here, I am sucking getting this text in
Speaker 1: a Mexican part a lot and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this ship isn't even I was so pissed.
Speaker 1: But it's like whole business out there because people they
Speaker 1: want to get tested and can't get tested, they just
Speaker 1: fucking charged it up them. There's there's a black market
Speaker 1: right now for two D a negative cod test negative.
Speaker 1: There's did you know there's a negative? This is no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: can you not share this information on this platform. We're
Speaker 1: not going to do that. I found out about that
Speaker 1: from Reddit. Yeah, basically just trying to look up for myself.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell how, but I was looking up
Speaker 1: like because I was feeling, you know, thrown up or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yo, this ship can't be real.
Speaker 1: So I was looking up like batches, could it be
Speaker 1: the Q tips, like how do people get negative tests?
Speaker 1: And they were reading off ways and these are like
Speaker 1: health professionals that people have been faking negatives. I don't
Speaker 1: even can you imagine trash you ts like know that
Speaker 1: you have some. If you're gonna go to make Fest,
Speaker 1: please make sure you get a real test uh and
Speaker 1: make sure that you're not spread of. But again, go
Speaker 1: to make fest dot com. They are selling rooms now.
Speaker 1: Jamaica is one of their biggest that's moment, real day weekend. Um.
Speaker 1: And also for the ladies who may not be able
Speaker 1: to you know, afford, but you are a turn up queen,
Speaker 1: I want you to know that there is a Moca
Speaker 1: Fest Girls contest. Uh. So submit your full body image
Speaker 1: and bio along with I g profile um two girls
Speaker 1: at moca fest dot com. Online voting doesn't start until January.
Speaker 1: You also need to submit a video by December. UM.
Speaker 1: Top ten vote getters will be flown to Miami and
Speaker 1: February uh where again you pretty much get to where
Speaker 1: mokal Fest attire and party. You get your your flight covered,
Speaker 1: you get your hotel covered, and the winner gets and dick.
Speaker 1: But also, um, I'm gonna be hosting the uh not hosting,
Speaker 1: I get to judge the contest. So that's in Miami
Speaker 1: February nineteen. But submit now that is let me give
Speaker 1: you all that email one more time girls at Moca
Speaker 1: fest dot com. So if you want to be a
Speaker 1: Moca Fest girl, and pretty much they just need you
Speaker 1: to turn up poor liquor in people's mouths and get
Speaker 1: the party started. That is it. Uh So go ahead
Speaker 1: and submit that as well. And now we're gonna go
Speaker 1: ahead and get to all mother fucking wholemeal before we
Speaker 1: get out of hell. So our homemail is basically male
Speaker 1: from our host. Okay, yeah, pretty pretty much. But this one,
Speaker 1: I don't know if we can call her a home
Speaker 1: because this is from a version. This is okay, save it,
Speaker 1: save it, save it. Save it was kind of dark up.
Speaker 1: It is a little dark, but it's it's I want
Speaker 1: to talk about it. Hello, Mandy A Wheezy. I'm a
Speaker 1: twenty two year old virgin girl from Detroit and I
Speaker 1: am ready. No, I'm not waiting for marriage. No, I
Speaker 1: don't have any insecurities, just the poor black girl who
Speaker 1: was raised on the double standard that girls have to
Speaker 1: wait for the quote unquote right man while boys are
Speaker 1: free to experience during adolescence. Two thousand nineteen was my
Speaker 1: first year of officially dating, and this year I almost
Speaker 1: lost my virginity twice, but both guys go to be
Speaker 1: in the process, and I never heard from them again.
Speaker 1: Now I'm officially sick and motherfucking's tired of being a virgin,
Speaker 1: and I want to find the best richest candidate possible.
Speaker 1: I recently got my dance card and was trying to
Speaker 1: find a potential seller in the strip club, but these
Speaker 1: underground rappers annoy the ship out of me, and I'm
Speaker 1: really trying to speed up the process of finding someone.
Speaker 1: I've tried escorting slash dating websites, but everything online seems
Speaker 1: so fake and dangerous, and truly I'm tired of waiting.
Speaker 1: I haven't told anybody this because I feel like literally
Speaker 1: nobody can relate because everyone everyone is and has been
Speaker 1: sexually active. But I get suicidal thoughts daily, all because
Speaker 1: I feel like my parents failed me and that I
Speaker 1: was set up to be failed, a failed awkward social
Speaker 1: experiment to society. If you guys know any verified sex
Speaker 1: agencies that help girls sell their virginity, or any real
Speaker 1: sex workers who can help me find someone to sell
Speaker 1: my virginity too, highly appreciate that I did your podcast
Speaker 1: from the beginning, and I really thank you girls for
Speaker 1: giving me the talk that my parents never thought would
Speaker 1: be beneficial to have as a teenager love a gray
Speaker 1: unicorn that should made me feel so uncomfortable. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I have a lot of feelings, which I don't think
Speaker 1: it's a responsibility to talk to this too though, Like,
Speaker 1: so I looked up places to sell your virginity, not
Speaker 1: to be helpful, but just because I wanted to see
Speaker 1: what it would look like. One is called the Boast Club,
Speaker 1: and there's like an auction where you can date virgins,
Speaker 1: right because you obviously can't sell pussy online, but there's
Speaker 1: like a lot of young girls who are recruited to
Speaker 1: sell their virginity. Um. I have a lot of feelings
Speaker 1: about this because I feel like this is more sadistic
Speaker 1: from him, Like I don't know, there's something about the
Speaker 1: innocent innocence of in it that's a little scary for me.
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe a sugar daddy would be more
Speaker 1: fun because like, I don't know, there's a sugar daddy
Speaker 1: sugar baby relationship where I feel like they enjoyed the
Speaker 1: innocence because they like teaching and helping. It's their ego,
Speaker 1: but it's it could be a better and safer relationship
Speaker 1: because there's something a little more committed there. Um. But
Speaker 1: I think the larger issue is, you know when you
Speaker 1: mentioned suicide sidal thoughts and your parents and like trying
Speaker 1: to like hurry up this process. I think the issue
Speaker 1: is like you think you may feel a whole once
Speaker 1: it happens, or like that's the thing that can happen,
Speaker 1: that's where that will make it worth it. Right, It's
Speaker 1: like fine, Like if I can't find someone worthy of
Speaker 1: like giving it to, at least someone can buy it
Speaker 1: from me. But that part is like terrifying it. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be a mind funk for you. I think that
Speaker 1: outside of looking for a website or a way to
Speaker 1: sell your frigidity, you need to be looking for a
Speaker 1: way to get therapy. Her bringing up her parents and
Speaker 1: saying that she got the sex talk from us that
Speaker 1: she wishes she would have got from them. Um, I
Speaker 1: just think that there's a lot of none of I
Speaker 1: don't like me to teach my kids, know I ain't.
Speaker 1: I just feel like, uh, there's a level of insecurity
Speaker 1: or self love that she's lacking. Um, and selling away
Speaker 1: your vagial, your your virginity or putting a price isn't
Speaker 1: gonna make you feel more valuable about yourself. I do
Speaker 1: have one little thing I want to help with. This
Speaker 1: is gonna you And I think this is ridiculous. But um,
Speaker 1: if you guys listen to Patreon, you heard that. I've
Speaker 1: been like looking into breu Haas and mediums and psychics
Speaker 1: and just stuff that's like for light, right, Like really,
Speaker 1: I believe if you don't believe in spells or not,
Speaker 1: it's just manifestation. Um, there's a love spell you can
Speaker 1: do on yourself, and if you google it, there's bunch
Speaker 1: of sh it on Reddit. I'm sure you can find someone.
Speaker 1: But like, instead of putting it on someone else or
Speaker 1: making let's just say someone love you, you can put
Speaker 1: it on yourself and it's like a white candle. Um,
Speaker 1: I think you honey cinnamon, you got to look it up.
Speaker 1: But there's ways to start drawing the love back to you.
Speaker 1: And I think that if you feel more fulfilled, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna really feel these suicidal thoughts. You're also not
Speaker 1: going to feel the needs to validate anything by a
Speaker 1: man coming in and fucking you. Yeah, like you now.
Speaker 1: Sex work is one thing, but I think it's just
Speaker 1: a particular way you wrote about it. Normally when we
Speaker 1: get emails people and we're like for fun. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you didn't make me feel fun, not at all. It
Speaker 1: was a little deep, not gonna lie, not gonna hold
Speaker 1: you anyways, Jesus. Well, I hope that you find a
Speaker 1: way to get through this process, um, whether it be
Speaker 1: through therapy or talking to someone who actually values you
Speaker 1: as well, or find some sex worker mentors that will
Speaker 1: talk you to this, because I think a lot of
Speaker 1: sex workers have all had a place in life where
Speaker 1: it was like a dark point, and some enjoy their works,
Speaker 1: some don't. I think sex No I talked about circumstance
Speaker 1: or choice. Yeah, I don't. You're making it sound like it.
Speaker 1: And if you're listening to this, uh, her patreon has
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff, But Raquel Savage she uh has
Speaker 1: a degree in psychology, but she does really break down
Speaker 1: a lot of just the ways at which people find
Speaker 1: shame and sex work, but ways in which to feel
Speaker 1: liberated from it as well, which she does. She loves
Speaker 1: what she does. So I think that if you're gonna
Speaker 1: go to see the passions on the phone, oh yeah, yah,
Speaker 1: I think she knows a lot of sheep. I can
Speaker 1: see that, and I think that you need to find
Speaker 1: a way to make this liberating for you and not
Speaker 1: a chore just to get out the way UM setting.
Speaker 1: Jasmine Benson wanted us to mention as well mental health professional,
Speaker 1: but she's also in the sex industry, so I think
Speaker 1: there's definitely a lot of people to reach out to.
Speaker 1: I hope we were able to help you. UM. By
Speaker 1: the way, guys, if there's any more left, make sure
Speaker 1: y'all check out the hor hive dot com. That's hor
Speaker 1: Hive dot com. We got merch baby Na, but we
Speaker 1: got march All. We got merched, so be sure to
Speaker 1: check that out. I know it took us four years
Speaker 1: to get it, but there may still be someone there.
Speaker 1: We have a mask. I don't know if this is
Speaker 1: gonna help sell it or not, but this is so
Speaker 1: comfy and breathable. Yeah, no, it's it's the quality is
Speaker 1: good with all of our merchant has our tags on.
Speaker 1: It's really dope. And for Patreon peeps, by the way,
Speaker 1: I want you guys to know we are never ever
Speaker 1: going to sell that design because we know that it's
Speaker 1: special to our Patreon folks. And I believe Mandy, and
Speaker 1: at some point we'll start coming up with new ship,
Speaker 1: so you guys will not feel left out. Don't worry,
Speaker 1: don't worry, but no, I mean what you have done,
Speaker 1: you know for us with able to you know, step
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Speaker 1: as well, and that's why we really prided ourselves on,
Speaker 1: you know, making sure that it was exclusive for a
Speaker 1: long time, because we felt like it was something you
Speaker 1: got to earn so that it'll always be different. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: And y'all I want you to make sure you'll go
Speaker 1: ahead and check out mokafest dot com once again, thank
Speaker 1: you all for tuning in. We're gonna leave you guys
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Speaker 1: into you another episode of Horrible Decisions. Um the Hohle facks.
Speaker 1: So this one I thought was just a weird as
Speaker 1: article that I loved, and I'm into reading weird articles
Speaker 1: from for facts sake, so like whenever I see something
Speaker 1: that could be for horrible. This is the New York
Speaker 1: Post and this is the weirdest penis stories in the
Speaker 1: animal Kingdom. So the history of the penis goes back
Speaker 1: to at least four hundred and twenty five million years. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's actually the first known fossil, which is crazy because
Speaker 1: I thought it was like dinosaurs ship, but it's a crustacean.
Speaker 1: It's what the first known fossil on record, at least
Speaker 1: was a five millimeter long crab like crustacean that had
Speaker 1: a large stout organ and the organ was their penis.
Speaker 1: So even in the first fossil known to man, it
Speaker 1: was showing a penis. So there's just a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff out there about the penis. But we don't really
Speaker 1: know much about animal dicks, not that you guys care,
Speaker 1: But we're going to tell you, So here we go home.
Speaker 1: For one, here's some different ship about animal dicks. The
Speaker 1: Japanese yellow swallowtail butterfly has photo receptors on their penis.
Speaker 1: In other words, the eyes helps them guide through the night,
Speaker 1: so it looks like a little okay, wait forget romance.
Speaker 1: Some creatures blindly stabbed their mate with their penis like
Speaker 1: bad fencers. In attempt to inject sperm, Sea slugs will
Speaker 1: often nail their chosen one in the foot or even
Speaker 1: in the forehead with it. It's it's an oddly effective
Speaker 1: way to actually make babies because the female body is
Speaker 1: surprisingly a benign environment for sperm. In fact, research has
Speaker 1: shown that injecting sperm into the body cavities of pigs, chicken,
Speaker 1: cattles um is just as good as putting it in
Speaker 1: the usual place. So animals can literally take come anywhere
Speaker 1: and they'll get pregnant. Is that crazy? Get the fuck
Speaker 1: out of here, pigs, cattle, chickens. So here's about the
Speaker 1: biggest penis is that it just those three No, they
Speaker 1: can literally get come in their eye and it just
Speaker 1: says body cavities. So I don't know particularly where, but um,
Speaker 1: they just tried it. In those three, it could be more,
Speaker 1: but this one is crazy. The blue whale the biggest
Speaker 1: animal penis with an average length of eight ft long.
Speaker 1: Just no, I'll pass. I passed like I'm thinking of
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of the seven foot nigga I used to
Speaker 1: fuck and adding another foot just know what the hell?
Speaker 1: But wait? Oh wait? How okay? How big penis? But yeah?
Speaker 1: How go ahead? You the fact? You you the Google
Speaker 1: or fact person? How big can a blue well be?
Speaker 1: If you slanks? Hold on? Yeah? Like how long? Okay?
Speaker 1: So when you say that's about right, that's about right.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna real quick, dude, I'm not doing the
Speaker 1: fractions and math right now. But maybe they for it
Speaker 1: to go. The women are three longer vagina, They're three
Speaker 1: ft longer on average than the mail. So that's gonna say.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe the woman has a ten foot vagina. It's
Speaker 1: just that some of them could be a hundred feet
Speaker 1: see yeah, okay, and eight foot dick makes sense for
Speaker 1: a hundred foot person. Could you feel a three foot one? Right?
Speaker 1: You're gonna be like this ship right right foot one
Speaker 1: just like a little TikTok I mean, wait on, tick
Speaker 1: TikTok Okay, y'all. We have talked a lot about laws
Speaker 1: and crimes around the world and I found some new
Speaker 1: ones because I love doing these. I think they're always fun.
Speaker 1: Until recently on an episode we had of Anello Ship
Speaker 1: where we talked about the weirdest like US laws, um
Speaker 1: for like sex and ship. But here's some weird ones
Speaker 1: around the world. So Nepal, no porn is allowed. Films
Speaker 1: that even depict sexual intercourse or full frontal nudity are band.
Speaker 1: Even Bollywood the government what yep, no nudity in movies anything.
Speaker 1: The Home Ministry in Nepal said that it had to
Speaker 1: enforce the band because young people are addicted to porn, which,
Speaker 1: to be honest with you, I kind of agree with
Speaker 1: um because I'm addicted. We know, are you, But you're
Speaker 1: addicted to masturbating. You're not addicted to porn. That's true,
Speaker 1: because I don't need anything