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Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions?

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Speaker 1: What the businesses? I feel like I am Mandy from

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Speaker 1: Oh six. I don't know if you remember, but the

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Speaker 1: songs that we're playing is when we were using our

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Speaker 1: fake I das to get into when your name came on, Jess,

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Speaker 1: like I was so live, I was like I was

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Speaker 1: drinking a sour than's working to the So I do

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Speaker 1: blame versus Oh my bad you guys for no one

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Speaker 1: who has ever heard this fucking show, and he's like

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Speaker 1: on it because the bananas in our mouths made you

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Speaker 1: think this was a podcast for you. Welcome to Horrible Decisions.

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Speaker 1: I'm weasy, welcome y'all to see girl Mandy v a

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Speaker 1: k A Tripod Mommy a k A full corp a

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Speaker 1: k A debt beach. I gotta drop the pant to

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Speaker 1: sad and I ain't gonna hold you. I'm dropping it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not pegging at all, Like it's not even gonna

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Speaker 1: ever be an option in the relation you and now

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Speaker 1: and I just yeah, but now, I also just don't

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Speaker 1: like so my man is telling more people that he's

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Speaker 1: with me, and I think it's just being brought up

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Speaker 1: to him that I'd be pegging people. So He's just

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Speaker 1: like truth. I mean, people call me a white guy

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Speaker 1: fucker and I haven't had one in like that is true.

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Speaker 1: You were you were fucking pink dick. You're right, they

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Speaker 1: still call you a white guy fucker. People just like

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Speaker 1: I don't know why, maybe people that used to listen

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Speaker 1: and don't listen anywhere, but like, I'm forever a white

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Speaker 1: guy fucker. And I'm like, damn, I'm a fucking niggas

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Speaker 1: for a minute, and I lost my Virginia to a

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Speaker 1: guys out of seventeen boyfriends. We all know I've had

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Speaker 1: many more. Okay, fine, I guess I'll still the pay.

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Speaker 1: I think what happened was and when we started the show,

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Speaker 1: I was on a white guy run. You really was

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Speaker 1: for like the first year and a half of the shop,

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Speaker 1: I was doing it like I was getting paid for it.

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Speaker 1: You really were like you was. You saw white guys

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Speaker 1: like this, like when I moved to as some of

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Speaker 1: you know, we're from Florida. Embarrassing now just I'm not

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Speaker 1: there when it was a blue state, and I just

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Speaker 1: want to say, maybe did a state they voted for Obama? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I voted for Obama. Still say, but I mean that

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Speaker 1: that's when it was blue. Oh but yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. When I moved to New York, was

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Speaker 1: and ship they look different. They weren't racist, you know

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Speaker 1: what comes out. But anyway, No, well, even when I

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Speaker 1: was getting my makeup done, they're still in year one,

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Speaker 1: so they're like bringing up seven in Lawyer band. I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, they've been like please it looks like and

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Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, lover Boy. They were bringing up lover Boy,

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Speaker 1: or something the other day. It was like a Magnalis fridge.

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Speaker 1: better food in my life in Mexico City, Tokyo, Paris,

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Speaker 1: me just tell you, threw up. I'm done the trash

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Speaker 1: I love that idea. That is a real I told

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Speaker 1: This one is fun. It's pretty much upside down fun.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to share this because this is something recently.

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Speaker 1: Is the upside down kissing? I think Spider Man, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: It's god, you have dirty blonde. Kirsten Dunce is a

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Speaker 1: part of it is kissing upside down. So kissing upside down,

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Speaker 1: you may ask yourself, why on earth you'd bother contorting

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Speaker 1: The answer is novelty. We spent a lot of time

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Speaker 1: it when they're like on the couch. Oh, I will

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Speaker 1: do you mean no, it's not sixty nine upside down

425
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:06,679
Speaker 1: sucking dick. So basically, what he'll do, No, He'll move

426
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,720
Speaker 1: my body, uh to where I'm across the bed. My

427
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:14,520
Speaker 1: head will literally, I don't let me. My head will

428
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,760
Speaker 1: be like this leaning off the bed, so I'm literally

429
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,440
Speaker 1: looking up at him, and then he'll fuck my mouth.

430
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 1: And what happened? Yes, and So what happens then, which

431
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,639
Speaker 1: I guess he likes so much. But y'all know I

432
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:31,320
Speaker 1: hate gagging, but it literally causes all of the spits,

433
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,200
Speaker 1: so clearly I'm not doing it with a lace wig

434
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,840
Speaker 1: in my head. But when I have my short hair,

435
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,120
Speaker 1: I didn't care. And so what happens is while he's

436
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,360
Speaker 1: doing it, all the spit literally just runs down my fag.

437
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,360
Speaker 1: I just don't like when spick into my nose. I'm

438
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 1: really not good for holding my nose like if I

439
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 1: died clips and I still hold my nose like a

440
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 1: little bit. Uh So I'm not gonna lie. If you

441
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:55,959
Speaker 1: ain't a good swimmer, this might not be for you.

442
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 1: I couldn't say that. I mean, I would say I

443
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,119
Speaker 1: don't want people to drown while we given sex tips. No,

444
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 1: you'll stay alive. But it is gonna be. And the

445
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,679
Speaker 1: thing is because he's a dumb I know he loves that,

446
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 1: which I'm dimn near squirming. I'll like throw my hand

447
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,159
Speaker 1: up and hit him in the chef. My throat was

448
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 1: so sensitive right now from throwing up, I was gagging

449
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 1: so much. Nothing can like that. I don't even I

450
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,359
Speaker 1: can't even think about dick and I love coming. I

451
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,159
Speaker 1: fucking masturbate twice a day. I don't care if I've

452
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,879
Speaker 1: had sex, Like I love touching my pussy. I can't.

453
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,639
Speaker 1: And you even saying that I are. You don't masturbate, No,

454
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,960
Speaker 1: I don't. It's so hard. I was like, though it

455
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 1: keeps me, like, it keeps me wanting dick, maybe because

456
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 1: I see like the only time I masturbate is like

457
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 1: within him three days I might not see him on

458
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 1: on my period, and then even even then I'm just like, okay,

459
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,959
Speaker 1: I can't do it on day two because baby sleep.

460
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,399
Speaker 1: Now I cannot. I don't just have a turn on

461
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:06,439
Speaker 1: about like this is actually really fucked up to admit.

462
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:10,800
Speaker 1: But I've masturbated in so many places. I've masturbated in

463
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,879
Speaker 1: the bathroom once at what was I gonna say? It

464
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,680
Speaker 1: wasn't gone. You masturbated at your job? He told a lot.

465
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:23,400
Speaker 1: But I was recording somewhere. Was it Andrew studio? Maybe

466
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,639
Speaker 1: I had some films Andrew you about to go disaffect

467
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 1: that ship. The bathroom is not in his studio, It's

468
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 1: in the hallway, And I was like super stressed out.

469
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 1: I was doing some work and I let me use

470
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 1: the studio I had to fucking jerk off to like

471
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 1: get over it. And there was a whole filming crew

472
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 1: in the other room, and I was like, I gotta

473
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,120
Speaker 1: get this out. No one knew get the funk out

474
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 1: of here. They're definitely about hey, y'all. Andrew Schalton say

475
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 1: he needed he needs to disaffect this bathroom because we

476
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,479
Speaker 1: was in their fingering her swat. I would just like

477
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 1: to say that I needed to get it out. I

478
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,679
Speaker 1: washed my hands obviously before and after because COVID and

479
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 1: it was a nice empty bathroom. That is so crazy. Yeah,

480
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:04,199
Speaker 1: I'm just not in Uh. It's like, I don't know

481
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 1: how he loved a room together once. What city was it?

482
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 1: Was it Chicago where Vinnie came. I had to go

483
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 1: in the shower and masturbate. See and I think you

484
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,440
Speaker 1: were on your period, remember that you were really sick.

485
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 1: Oh that was definitely Chicago. But I all said to

486
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,160
Speaker 1: come because you're my god Chicago I was. That's when

487
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 1: I had COVID, So bitch, I feel like, did I

488
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: have it twice this year? Ship? I just want to go.

489
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 1: I love doing it. I love that, say nobody like people.

490
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,880
Speaker 1: I definitely had COVID and No, that was me, bro,

491
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: but it was so must reported case was in November

492
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:43,159
Speaker 1: of and when I got back from Puerto Rico. The

493
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 1: sickest I've ever been in my life was in October.

494
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,160
Speaker 1: I remember the day was like October. Nobody us. Well,

495
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 1: I was, look, you're doing it too, But I was like,

496
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 1: but no, could that have been it? Because I had

497
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,360
Speaker 1: the shakes and ship. I don't know how I made

498
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 1: it through that Chicago live show and for shout out

499
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: to Chicago, it's definitely one of our Chicago shows. No,

500
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the most recent one. I was talking

501
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,919
Speaker 1: about the one where we actually stayed together. That was

502
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 1: two years ago. You were on your period and we

503
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 1: stayed at that hotel? Is me you anny well sick? Then?

504
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 1: We were saving money then, so we didn't used to

505
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 1: get two rooms like that and you were on your period.

506
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,439
Speaker 1: Remember you couldn't come out with us or something. You

507
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: were sick and you guys have the egg slot in

508
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 1: the morning. We did. Yes, I do remember that. Whatever

509
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: cho Wait, yeah, that was Chicago. I don't know. I'm

510
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 1: ready to go back onto our dude. I really miss um,

511
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 1: just I don't know. Like now I've talked a little

512
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 1: bit of briefly about it. I'm working in TV and

513
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: film and like, you know, getting to me writers and

514
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 1: talk about how to create jokes and stuff, and nothing

515
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 1: is more satisfying than like improv in front of people.

516
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 1: Now that it was fun, it's just like it was funny.

517
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 1: It's so crazy because it's something I took for granted

518
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 1: because I remember saying like, man, we're gonna take a

519
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 1: year off. I don't like this horn ship, And now

520
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: I would love to be back touring because it really

521
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 1: validates what you do, and that that I think is

522
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 1: the main difference. Right, It's like filming stuff and understanding

523
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: that you can maybe say something funny. There's no instant gratification.

524
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: And the other thing is like it's not your people

525
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 1: watching you. You know what I'm saying to like to

526
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 1: be in a room with everybody that sucks with you,

527
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 1: Like it's just so safe. There's like two or three

528
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 1: shows where I fell, none of the videos going. I'm

529
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 1: just so glad we got to me. Then we got

530
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 1: to do New York d C. I'm so sad we

531
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: didn't get to do Atlanta, even though we probably should

532
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: have done Atlanta because that's the only motherfucker City COVID

533
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 1: because COVID don't well, COVID don't live there, apparently so scared.

534
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 1: When I was watching the Jeez and Gucci versus, I

535
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 1: was like seeing all these niggas past the camera and

536
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, please, Jesus, don't let nobody. I really need

537
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 1: this moment. It was people really thought Gucci was go in,

538
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:54,679
Speaker 1: which I found hilarious. Yeah, I was team Jesus niggas

539
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: in the South, maybe, but even then, like he it's

540
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 1: still jeezy, like are you serious? Are you serious? I

541
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: was shocked, like me too. I was shocked to people,

542
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 1: I mean mad New York people on my timeline. When

543
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 1: I'm a dog came on, They're like, dog beat it,

544
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,919
Speaker 1: beat her like a dog like ye, like fucking her?

545
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: He just thought it was beating like a dog like

546
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: beat that. Wo No, I don't want to see her

547
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 1: like a dog. He didn't say beat it like a dog.

548
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 1: That beat it like a dog. No, beat her like

549
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: a dog like beat like then pass her to my dog,

550
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:34,120
Speaker 1: my nigga, don't stop look up the lyric. I feel

551
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: a little bad now. I mean, you could do that,

552
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 1: but it isn't really like I mean, we was on

553
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 1: DJ before that. She was all, say Shaney, no, and

554
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: that would talk about slipping Molly and Bitches drinks. Just

555
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: let me see it. Yeah, I'm a dog. I'm really

556
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 1: looking where larc that. Well, how could he have saying

557
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: that so the same way Rick Ross said he played

558
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: Molly's and Bitches Drinks and they know I'm really the

559
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 1: treat like a dog, like a dog, like passing to

560
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 1: my dog. You know, I think it's a sexual any window.

561
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 1: I really do, Amanda, I don't. And this is not

562
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: I'm not comfortable like I know you. I know you do.

563
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: But technically it's one of them things that we gotta

564
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 1: watch and be like, like you know, all the old

565
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: shows on Netflix right now, it's a little cringe e

566
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 1: to rewatch some of these like what like girlfriends. I

567
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 1: don't know if you saw the episode one of their

568
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 1: friends at well, one of their friends at HIV and

569
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 1: they all like jumped over the counter when he was

570
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: cooking and he like cut them. Like there's just a

571
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 1: lot of things where I'm just like, oh, a lot

572
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: of things wouldn't go off too well in this climate.

573
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: I'm actually happy and not so happy for this climate

574
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: because like, yeah, like the HIV thing. I didn't know.

575
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: I mean honestly until we started interviewing people, right, like

576
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,239
Speaker 1: not gonna lie, and we were ignorant to a lot

577
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: of things. I think over the last four years we

578
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 1: become more understanding in ways in which we may have

579
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: offended people without knowing. So when people we learned about

580
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: things like that, like especially I think our Herpies episode,

581
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: I asked a question that was done, she was like,

582
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: bitching you a sex educator. I'm like, duh, I hadn't learned.

583
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: Bit's like like, I'm so I didn't know. Well, I

584
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: think that that's the thing too. Is it space? Like yes,

585
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: And I understand this platform is definitely where it is now. Um,

586
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: but when we kind of started the show, we were

587
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 1: learning with everyone else, Like I don't think. I don't think.

588
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 1: We came on here and was like we know everything

589
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,719
Speaker 1: and y'all don't, so we're gonna teach y'all. That's not

590
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: you know. We did fortunately, And I guess I mean

591
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: this in favor of us and against us. When you

592
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: have a platform, people expect you to know it all

593
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: they do, right, And it's like kind of how we

594
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: put some mistake in these celebrities are influencers. When they

595
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: do something, it's like they're fucking human too. This is

596
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: awesome me trying to cover all those ships. So y'all

597
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: and again, I just want to, uh, shout out to

598
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: Sarge and shout out to everyone um gave us. Damn.

599
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: I don't know I do. And she's so fun and

600
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: I don't know her name, but shout out on her

601
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: Instagram page just because I really like the way she

602
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: says how She's just so sweet. Anyways, guys, shout out

603
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: to everyone who came to Macafest. For those of you,

604
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: by the way, shout out to the hore Hives, Siggy.

605
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 1: We saw a lot of patron people. We saw a

606
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: whole crew from Charlotte. Shout out to Charotte. Charlotte was

607
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: a guy, Oh my god, and I really don't know

608
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 1: who knows you when you're out. I got drunk and

609
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: I started crying. I don't know what's kind of about.

610
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: But Vinnie and never fucked up and I was like, no,

611
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 1: like you don't understand what I'm going through. And Vinnie

612
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: went to the room to get me a cigarette or something,

613
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: and the guy came up to me was like, hey, man,

614
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: I was at your boss in last show. I just

615
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: when I heard you, I don't know what you're going through,

616
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: I was like it, No, seriously, I do want to

617
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 1: shout out to everyone who came to Moca fes Cancoon.

618
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: That was our last live show of the year. How

619
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: we had one in a pandemic. Don't judge us, but

620
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: we did it. It was outside. If that helps anyone,

621
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, but um, it was great. We got

622
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 1: to do a live show. We had fucking cucumbers come out,

623
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: We still played games like it was. It was a

624
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 1: fun time. I'm not gonna lie. It was also the

625
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: hardest live show I think we've ever had to do.

626
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: Because yeah, well let's well, do you want to start

627
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 1: with explaining an urban experience weekend? Let's go on their website.

628
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 1: Let's do a real act. Okay, I learned from Coca Fest.

629
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: So Moca Fest basically, you buy a ticket and you

630
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: get access to a bunch of events. Right who mo

631
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: confest books popular every Also, because I just hate the

632
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: word urban, let's let's see what they do. No. Moca

633
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: Fest is an Afro American and Afro caraby in destination

634
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 1: festival brand that promotes freedom and self expiration. I read

635
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: urban weekends somewhere, so I'm wrong. Well, come on, Afro Cuban.

636
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: So basically, horrible decisions is one of the acts, right,

637
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: And from what I know, they didn't really have done

638
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: They haven't really done shows before, and Mandy and I

639
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: like are very particular about only doing theaters, were very

640
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,719
Speaker 1: particular about never doing a show with standing room. If

641
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: you guys have ever been at a show, we're always

642
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: fucking yelling at security. I think the DC show was like, no,

643
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: why are people standing up? Assist with Jeffer had more

644
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: chairs because basically what happens is we will not sell

645
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: a venue ever over the amount of chairs. Right. Our

646
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: first live show was like that, we would never do

647
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: it again, but people will take up a table and

648
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: it will make the people that came alone not feel

649
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: like they could sit there or whatever it is. So

650
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: we knew that it might happen with Mocha Fest. But

651
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 1: what I think we weren't ready for is for how

652
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 1: I wasn't ready for everyone to be in a pool,

653
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: Like I wasn't ready. So y'all, we actually did our

654
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: live show um upstairs at the Are and everyone was

655
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: in a pool. So mind you. This was also, I

656
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 1: want to say, our first live show where bitches were

657
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: smoking hookah and ordering bottles of nineteen fours. Atter and

658
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: bites came up to me with the classes about it,

659
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 1: talking about come on. I was like, oh I can'

660
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 1: and I was, and it's probably why I came back

661
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: with covid bitch. You know what I actually, I actually

662
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: have a photo and maybe i'll put it on the

663
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: horrible the Sydney stage. I'm like, this has to be

664
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: the exact moment I caught covid um and I want

665
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: to show you because what they were doing was spraying

666
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: uh champagne. Oh I did say no to that into

667
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: the mouth, but only because I knew it would get

668
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 1: on my face and I makeup. I felt like it

669
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,479
Speaker 1: was really cute. A little Mexican lady named Rosa did

670
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: it down. This is this is me saying, give me covid.

671
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I have one of those things. I don't

672
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 1: know if y'all can see it from there, but yes,

673
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: let's talk about what MO confest is. Right. So they

674
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: do it in a bunch of different cities. The particular

675
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 1: one we got to do with Cancoon, which was great

676
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: because y'all know on living in Mexico. So I was like, Bam,

677
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: this the airport you go through to ft Loom. So

678
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: we get there and it was at a beautiful property.

679
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 1: And I just want to preface this by saying I

680
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: said every single day to either Sarge or his wife

681
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: who run Moca Fest, about how much better it was

682
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 1: than hedonism. Let me explain. I had a fun moment,

683
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: but I just wasn't ready for how And I've used

684
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 1: the word tacky, and I want to attribute it just

685
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: to the fact that we didn't get to go on

686
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: a Moca Fest weekend. Right. I just felt like it

687
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: was two raunchy a to the point where I was

688
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 1: like grossed outs. Another thing is I didn't feel it

689
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: wasn't as luck as the she She knew that there

690
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: was room service available. She was like, oh yeah, that stars,

691
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: that stars. I was so happy to know there was

692
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: room service and I could leave my room without getting naked.

693
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: Because I hope we all don't forget that story. The

694
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 1: midnight snack bar was on the nude only side, and

695
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: when I ordered that pizza and he said you have

696
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: to remove your clothes, I was pissed. So we get

697
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: there was a temptation resort. I think they've done it

698
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 1: there before because I think it last year as well.

699
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: I was there. Um, it's really cute. They had these

700
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: like stripper poles where the girls dance. Now this resort

701
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 1: is topless. It's not a fucking resort. Yeah. So, and

702
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: I want to make that clear. So Moca Fest um

703
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: isn't necessarily lifestyle focus. So I know we talked about sex,

704
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,879
Speaker 1: sex sex sex sex here. Uh. If you do mocal

705
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,320
Speaker 1: Fest in Jamaica, of course they're at the adult only resorts,

706
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: and Hedonism is one of the resorts. But Jamaica now

707
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,760
Speaker 1: is so big they actually do mocal Fest at seven

708
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: different hotels. And of course if you're on, if you're

709
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: at Hedonism, you're gonna have hedonism fun. Uh this particularly, Yes,

710
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: we didn't see people having sex everywhere in Mexico. That's

711
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: not what because I can hear it. You could hear

712
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: it where through my window, not my window by balcony.

713
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: It was probably sucking on a balcony. Yeah, they were

714
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I would fuck the balcony. I would suck about.

715
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: People were funny, so loud. At one point I was like, well,

716
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: this is like a morning work. So they were fucking,

717
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: but they weren't sucking out in public. Yeah, so out

718
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 1: in public. I will also say, let me ask you

719
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 1: this too, because it was a lot more people well

720
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,240
Speaker 1: then we experienced at Heito. But what were your thoughts

721
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: on the crowd? So for one I kept saying, I

722
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 1: think to you, I was like, these people are so

723
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: much better. Yeah, it was a lot of good looking people.

724
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: There was actually a fat dude. I was gonna think about,

725
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 1: you're gonna put fat dude? He was really cute And

726
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: I have never sucked a fat nigga outside of like

727
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: football players, which don't Did he have like a Gucci

728
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 1: before jail gut? Or was he fat fat like big

729
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, or like a get money gut? He

730
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: had on a white beater at the pool fat. Oh

731
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: he wasn't even taking a white beater. He just had

732
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: mad game like. He kept coming up to me like,

733
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: why are you trying to play me? Wheasy? I was like,

734
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to play you like you don't I

735
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: don't think, I ain't said and you got money on

736
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: would and he was like, why are you think? Tag

737
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: and Z And then he just kept coming up to

738
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: me and he would give me drinks. But even though

739
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 1: it was like all inclusive, but then it like one point, Um,

740
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, he just you know when someone's so

741
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: confident that you're like, your dick has got to be big.

742
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,919
Speaker 1: He was like, I was like, look, I got a boot.

743
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't care what the funk I

744
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: was like, and he kept talking about how I needed

745
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 1: to hybernate in the winter's I win and I was like,

746
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 1: not hybernates. The whole bears want to take you to dinner.

747
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 1: And I'm like, nig I know this ship is free.

748
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: And he was like, I got bread and we're gonna

749
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 1: leave this funker. I don't want to say I love

750
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: the resort. I went to the frozen I got. I

751
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: love to leaving the resort. Yeah, I guess that was

752
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 1: the only thing. The food to me, Um, I like

753
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: food better in Jamaica, but I'm Jamaican. So that's probably

754
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: why I say this it's just an all inclusive thing,

755
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: is that it's an all inclusive thing every time around,

756
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: like when food is all inclusive. But we had lots

757
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,839
Speaker 1: of I like the food, and he know when we went,

758
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: they had a whole lot of food temptation. Okay, so

759
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: as far as food, it's a draw, but I love seafood.

760
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: They had like a seafood rash anyway, okay, whatever, Yeah,

761
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: I think you got to leave a resort to experience

762
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 1: experience the area. I think there was a dude with

763
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 1: braces and dreads and I never talked to him. Do

764
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. He was so fucking

765
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: hot and he kept smiling at me, and I just

766
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: really don't know why I didn't say anything, because I

767
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 1: should have taken my moment, but I didn't. And then

768
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,839
Speaker 1: serge wife and I whose name we can't figure out,

769
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: I remember saying to her at one point smacked. I

770
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 1: was like, Yo, there are I'm not gonna lie, but

771
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to see the men from going as well.

772
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: There there were I'm not gonna lie. All the good

773
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 1: looking girls that I saw came with a nigga, and

774
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: but a lot of them were asking. Even Medina got

775
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: asked by three couples to join, maybe because from Cocktail

776
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: shout out to her, she opened our show and she

777
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,760
Speaker 1: decided to let everybody know that she was a unicorn.

778
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: So the couples were attacking her for the rest of

779
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 1: the weekend. Know, I think people know when you're alone.

780
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 1: Two couples asked me, Oh, I think people know when

781
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: you're like walking around alone, and they knew Vinnie was gay. Okay,

782
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: so see you. I didn't Benny damn near sold me

783
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 1: to the fucking wolves. We were wing somewhere and I've

784
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: seen these things looking at me and like, at this point,

785
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: my titties were out a little bit, so I grabbed

786
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: on his arm. He was like, girl, please, they always

787
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: lets me go. We were walking around fucking flying dop

788
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: carmens together and this guy was like, you're a lucky man.

789
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: He was like, no, I'm not. I will say for

790
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: the places next year. Uh if if you know, the

791
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: travel restrictions definitely left. This was a good time though.

792
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 1: I had a good time. Me and my home girls

793
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 1: the entertainment I needed. It's kind of like you didn't

794
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 1: like the entertainment, said oh yes, So me and my

795
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: friends don't know why. And this was right before our

796
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: fucking Lives show. Why I decided to sign up. I

797
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: don't know. So they had flip Cup. I ain't gonna

798
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: hold yall. You'all know flip Cup to me is a

799
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: white person college game. But I was like, oh, bitch,

800
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: we got it. But my crylic nails was so long.

801
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: I was like, listen, normally I'm good at this game.

802
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: I was giving my disclaimer. So we're at the pool

803
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: and it's four teams against the entertainers. Mind you, the

804
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: entertainers played this all the time, so of course they're

805
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: gonna be everybody right wrong. Bitch me and my friends

806
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: shout out to all my homegirls. They came with me.

807
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: We won. We went to where the dancers. The entertainers

808
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 1: came up to us and was like, so no one

809
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: has ever beat us, which they brought us two bottles

810
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 1: of wine and a bottle of champagne because they're like nobody.

811
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 1: But they didn't give us the magnum though. Ain't bring

812
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: us the magnum. They gave us a little bullshit to Yeah,

813
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,439
Speaker 1: but we're supposed to get the magnum. They just didn't

814
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: think the bottle of wine, No, the magna bottle, ship

815
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 1: the moet. It was fun though, so wait the girls. Yes,

816
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: I was gonna say about the girls. The girl was

817
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: some of those girls were so beautiful that I was like,

818
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 1: they must be pa so they do. But that's what

819
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:27,720
Speaker 1: I like the moss and financed girls. They I didn't.

820
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,439
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just thought across the board people

821
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 1: were ugly, which I appreciate. It was like, but but

822
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: that's the thing, and I don't want to and I

823
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 1: also don't want to say like they were all like

824
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: modelists but literally, well I have a man, so I

825
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: wasn't there to do that. But I felt like I

826
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:50,240
Speaker 1: was in like, I don't know, like a movie. Almost

827
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: everyone just it was beautiful, you know, but not beautiful.

828
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: They well, yeah, the people knew they were going somewhere

829
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 1: as they were excited, so they were addressed. Then the man,

830
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: we're fine, and then that's the thing. Even though it's

831
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: all exclusive, uh oh exclusive, all inclusive. Uh. What I

832
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: really did like though, is you could still scout the

833
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 1: niggas with the bag because what they did was they

834
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:19,359
Speaker 1: sold cabanas and bottle service, so you could still see

835
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: the men who was still paying above the inclusive rates.

836
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: So I like that because I was buying the bottle

837
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: of wine every night, but at the same time we

838
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 1: had the bottle of wine, you could get bottle. They

839
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: were doing like lots of Okay. Now I didn't like

840
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: like I did a good Pinot pool and also shout

841
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 1: out again to the fans that were from Charlotte because

842
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: I think I went by dude. Yes, I can't remember

843
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: his name either. He was so funny. I didn't know

844
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,439
Speaker 1: he was by until we were both. Dude, you didn't

845
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: know he was by. Let me tell you. I didn't

846
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 1: because we were both talking about this dude and he

847
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: was like, we were talking about the guy together and

848
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 1: I was like I and he was like, yeah, so

849
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 1: let's work him together. He was he was trying, need

850
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: to get me the fun. We haven't too, bro, we

851
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: have to. And I can't remember, but it was the

852
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: guy with the tattoo, and it's like he made out

853
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: with him and he stocked a girlfriend's city. Listen, if you,

854
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: if you were you and you hear this, please reach

855
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,399
Speaker 1: out to us because even if we got a phone

856
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 1: a man, you know, I have a video of him

857
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: in my phone. So he was so much fun. But

858
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: and that's another thing that I did, Like I will

859
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 1: say for anyone listening to this was a part of

860
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 1: the LGBTQ community. It was a mix in. Camcoon, I

861
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: felt like you did have like I don't felt I

862
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: didn't feel like Vinnie felt uncomfortable. No, um and like

863
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: I said, we were we met gay Uh not not gay.

864
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: They were by guys. UM and the women. I think

865
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 1: all the women were buying what I wanted. Didn't feel uncomfortable.

866
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: But there was a phone party where Boosey came on

867
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: and I couldn't find men anywhere. I said him and

868
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 1: I was like where are you? He's like, let you

869
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 1: have your last moment. I don't know. The phone party.

870
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: The phone party, it was very like day Tony Beach,

871
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: Black Beach weekend, but maybe I loved it. I was good, No,

872
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 1: it was good. Like did at dinner, like you know,

873
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,240
Speaker 1: you could class it up. There was someone having dinner

874
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: shout out to them from Detroit. How do I know?

875
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,800
Speaker 1: Because they were talking that loud. These bitches came to

876
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: the restaurant. It was like the one on the beach.

877
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: I was outside. It was like blue lights. I can't

878
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: remember anyway. This girl comes in with a hookah and

879
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: somebody's like, where did you get that? She's like, it's portable.

880
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,240
Speaker 1: It's from Amazon. You just looked at portable. She shot

881
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,879
Speaker 1: yeah's to try and I was like, damn if it's

882
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: a lot of fun now they really did. But I

883
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: did like that too. They did. They had the hookah options,

884
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: they had the upsell options. As far as the bottles,

885
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 1: the people were, it was a good time. They did

886
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 1: a great job. The staff was good. But and it

887
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: also just everyone involved with Mocha fest uh just made

888
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: sure everyone was having a Dame actually were very put together.

889
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 1: And I will tell you guys this, listen. I I

890
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: feel like any time we do advertisements, I'll try to

891
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 1: be as honest as I can, much like it was.

892
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we ain't lying y'all. We're gonna let y'all

893
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: know what it eat. I was very impressed, and I

894
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 1: want to say this as openly as I can without

895
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:18,240
Speaker 1: being that bitch. But sometimes we all assume when events

896
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: are black, they will not be put together. I at

897
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: not one moment wasn't impressed. And how timely things were

898
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 1: when it was wrist bands that needed to be done. UM,

899
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 1: any questions. Even from a booking perspective, Mandy and I

900
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: have been booked for the largest venues. UM. I won't

901
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 1: name them, but some that can their ship together. And

902
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: I'm just really grateful that everybody, and not just because

903
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 1: we were, you know, getting paid for our event. But

904
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: I saw them treat everybody warmly, people that were first timers,

905
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: people that came back, and I really loved that communal experience.

906
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: And then even Sarge was saying how they started really

907
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 1: small and now you know there you beat the Brazil Greece. Like,

908
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,919
Speaker 1: I think that's such a big deal to bring black

909
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 1: people together to travel because the first we all do.

910
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: And that's the thing that annoys me about people talking

911
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: about him a little. It's like you can't keep your

912
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: foot on the nigga's neck because you're saying black people

913
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 1: do the same ship or don't go nowhere, and then

914
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: they do and they do them and then you're still mad.

915
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:14,280
Speaker 1: So which is what I love, uh more so about

916
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,720
Speaker 1: this is that I think, um, one of the problems

917
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,840
Speaker 1: that I had, even when I was traveling Southeast Asia

918
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 1: was going to two places not having my own around me.

919
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 1: And so this is kind of a group or or

920
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,919
Speaker 1: a party that's thrown and like you said, they're doing

921
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: Thailand next year, they're doing Greece, They're doing all of

922
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 1: these places. And now you also get to travel and

923
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:37,359
Speaker 1: be around your people, which I love, and and it's

924
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 1: not like you're meeting people from all different parts of

925
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: the country, but they have the means to travel that

926
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: are gonna are that are going for a good time,

927
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 1: so you don't have to worry about standing out being

928
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: the only black person or you and your friends not

929
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: fitting in somewhere. So if you're looking to travel again,

930
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:55,720
Speaker 1: hopefully with the with the UH things raised because of COVID,

931
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 1: you're able to experience. If you want to see the

932
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:02,399
Speaker 1: destinations and the date, go to Mocha Fest dot com.

933
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: Moca Fest dot com has kind of all the details

934
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: they do. Also, I was talking to Starge about this.

935
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 1: They like to do it for the working people, so

936
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 1: a lot of them are over holiday weekends. So like

937
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: we u when we were in Camcoon, that's not only

938
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: my birthday weekend, which yes is a national holiday, Columbus

939
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 1: Day weekend, so that Monday everyone was all Colonizer weekend.

940
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: Yes that we go. Let's just have a conversation about

941
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: the white people that were at that hotel. Yeah, I

942
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: don't think they knew what they were like, Well, I

943
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 1: came for a getaway, but it's a little no. It

944
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: was all mad white people that were like they had

945
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 1: one party uh on the main floor where they all

946
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: had like glowing the dark stuff on and I was like, oh,

947
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 1: this isn't my party, this is the other party. Let

948
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 1: me tell you. So the night we got in whether

949
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 1: it's Thursday, I think Thursday, there was a black party, yes,

950
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: and the resort was having a white party. As far

951
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,800
Speaker 1: as a tire and men came up to me and

952
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: Vinnie just chatting it up. She was like, are you

953
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 1: guys going to the black party tonight? I was like,

954
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 1: excuse me, you should have said, uh, I just didn't know.

955
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: I didn't know there was a black entire party. Oh yeah, yeah,

956
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 1: I knew I was there for a black event. Mandy

957
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: and I said, are you gonna be going to the

958
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 1: white party? And she was like, yeah. I didn't make it.

959
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 1: I didn't make it to the black party. I don't

960
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 1: believe because that one was the only one that was off.

961
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: I could barely make it to anything because I was

962
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,359
Speaker 1: so drunk. I didn't make it to the Linkery party, though,

963
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: was ucked up. It was It was fun, It was

964
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,879
Speaker 1: It was a lot of fun. I had my little

965
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: dominate trins to get up on and again shout out

966
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: to sorry. She knew it was my birthday, so he

967
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 1: got me a whole bottle of Don Julio. I came back, Uh,

968
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: not only with COVID, but I came back and did

969
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: and did not only with COVID, but I came back

970
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: and did not drink liquor for the entire month. Like

971
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 1: I was like, I drink so much fucking tequila that

972
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 1: I was like, when you feel it, I need to

973
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 1: feel it. It's the worst. I was just like, Okay,

974
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: I need to get this ship out of my pores.

975
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: I will say, if any of you are planning to

976
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: go to event like this, you know, I know that

977
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 1: some of us want to get our lives back together,

978
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 1: and you know it's your own free will. I got

979
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,839
Speaker 1: tested before I went. I think that is the best

980
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: thing that we could all do. Be selfish and to

981
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: get tested as soon as you get got to make

982
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: sure that you know you're taking precaution when you're going

983
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 1: to a place with a lot of people, because if

984
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:29,240
Speaker 1: you are asymptomatic, that's super unfair, right, I mean, should

985
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 1: I just got back from damn near the Moca Fest

986
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: trip what two days ago? Like I've been in Mexico

987
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: that all time, and you don't know it was so

988
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: difficult to get a test in Mexico. Let me sell you, guys,

989
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 1: I got a test in Mexico. I'm in a Tuloom

990
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: Expact group chat and basically there's a place called costomd

991
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: in Mexico where you can get tested. But when I

992
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: went there and I filled out the sheet, I had

993
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 1: no symptoms and they weren't wasting a test on me

994
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,439
Speaker 1: opposed in the States where they'll help you. Right. Yeah,

995
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: But even even when my boyfriend took me to get

996
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: my third test, he took me up to like white

997
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 1: planes and he was like, just say, you have a headache,

998
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 1: Like there's certain places still here that won't test you

999
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,720
Speaker 1: unless you have symptoms, which is dumb because there's thirty

1000
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 1: percent of cases where people are asymptomatic. It's like, it's

1001
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: so dumb. So so if I would have known that,

1002
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have filled it out differently. But anyway, I

1003
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 1: was so pissed and I wanted to make sure that

1004
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:29,439
Speaker 1: I could get tested. So I was like, can someone

1005
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: help me, Nika. I was in a parking lot an

1006
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: hour and a half hourside have some wom and basically

1007
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: someone that worked at the spot who stole the test

1008
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: came to give me in a parking line. He's like,

1009
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:44,760
Speaker 1: maybe it's two. So I give him two hundred pesos,

1010
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 1: which is about ten to eleven dollars, and he was like, no,

1011
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 1: bach so here, I am sucking getting this text in

1012
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,399
Speaker 1: a Mexican part a lot and I was like, oh

1013
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: my god, this ship isn't even I was so pissed.

1014
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 1: But it's like whole business out there because people they

1015
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: want to get tested and can't get tested, they just

1016
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:07,240
Speaker 1: fucking charged it up them. There's there's a black market

1017
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: right now for two D a negative cod test negative.

1018
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: There's did you know there's a negative? This is no, no, no, no,

1019
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 1: can you not share this information on this platform. We're

1020
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: not going to do that. I found out about that

1021
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 1: from Reddit. Yeah, basically just trying to look up for myself.

1022
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell how, but I was looking up

1023
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: like because I was feeling, you know, thrown up or whatever,

1024
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 1: and I was like, yo, this ship can't be real.

1025
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: So I was looking up like batches, could it be

1026
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 1: the Q tips, like how do people get negative tests?

1027
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: And they were reading off ways and these are like

1028
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: health professionals that people have been faking negatives. I don't

1029
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:48,279
Speaker 1: even can you imagine trash you ts like know that

1030
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 1: you have some. If you're gonna go to make Fest,

1031
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 1: please make sure you get a real test uh and

1032
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: make sure that you're not spread of. But again, go

1033
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 1: to make fest dot com. They are selling rooms now.

1034
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 1: Jamaica is one of their biggest that's moment, real day weekend. Um.

1035
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:05,319
Speaker 1: And also for the ladies who may not be able

1036
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:08,399
Speaker 1: to you know, afford, but you are a turn up queen,

1037
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 1: I want you to know that there is a Moca

1038
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:14,760
Speaker 1: Fest Girls contest. Uh. So submit your full body image

1039
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: and bio along with I g profile um two girls

1040
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 1: at moca fest dot com. Online voting doesn't start until January.

1041
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 1: You also need to submit a video by December. UM.

1042
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: Top ten vote getters will be flown to Miami and

1043
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 1: February uh where again you pretty much get to where

1044
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 1: mokal Fest attire and party. You get your your flight covered,

1045
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 1: you get your hotel covered, and the winner gets and dick.

1046
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:48,800
Speaker 1: But also, um, I'm gonna be hosting the uh not hosting,

1047
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,720
Speaker 1: I get to judge the contest. So that's in Miami

1048
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 1: February nineteen. But submit now that is let me give

1049
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: you all that email one more time girls at Moca

1050
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 1: fest dot com. So if you want to be a

1051
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: Moca Fest girl, and pretty much they just need you

1052
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:05,319
Speaker 1: to turn up poor liquor in people's mouths and get

1053
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Speaker 1: the party started. That is it. Uh So go ahead

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Speaker 1: and submit that as well. And now we're gonna go

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Speaker 1: ahead and get to all mother fucking wholemeal before we

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Speaker 1: get out of hell. So our homemail is basically male

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00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 1: from our host. Okay, yeah, pretty pretty much. But this one,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we can call her a home

1059
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 1: because this is from a version. This is okay, save it,

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Speaker 1: save it, save it. Save it was kind of dark up.

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00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 1: It is a little dark, but it's it's I want

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00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 1: to talk about it. Hello, Mandy A Wheezy. I'm a

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00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 1: twenty two year old virgin girl from Detroit and I

1064
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:45,320
Speaker 1: am ready. No, I'm not waiting for marriage. No, I

1065
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: don't have any insecurities, just the poor black girl who

1066
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 1: was raised on the double standard that girls have to

1067
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 1: wait for the quote unquote right man while boys are

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00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 1: free to experience during adolescence. Two thousand nineteen was my

1069
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: first year of officially dating, and this year I almost

1070
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 1: lost my virginity twice, but both guys go to be

1071
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: in the process, and I never heard from them again.

1072
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: Now I'm officially sick and motherfucking's tired of being a virgin,

1073
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 1: and I want to find the best richest candidate possible.

1074
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 1: I recently got my dance card and was trying to

1075
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 1: find a potential seller in the strip club, but these

1076
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 1: underground rappers annoy the ship out of me, and I'm

1077
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:25,280
Speaker 1: really trying to speed up the process of finding someone.

1078
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:29,840
Speaker 1: I've tried escorting slash dating websites, but everything online seems

1079
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 1: so fake and dangerous, and truly I'm tired of waiting.

1080
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: I haven't told anybody this because I feel like literally

1081
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 1: nobody can relate because everyone everyone is and has been

1082
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 1: sexually active. But I get suicidal thoughts daily, all because

1083
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 1: I feel like my parents failed me and that I

1084
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: was set up to be failed, a failed awkward social

1085
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: experiment to society. If you guys know any verified sex

1086
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: agencies that help girls sell their virginity, or any real

1087
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 1: sex workers who can help me find someone to sell

1088
00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 1: my virginity too, highly appreciate that I did your podcast

1089
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: from the beginning, and I really thank you girls for

1090
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: giving me the talk that my parents never thought would

1091
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 1: be beneficial to have as a teenager love a gray

1092
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: unicorn that should made me feel so uncomfortable. Yeah, so

1093
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,920
Speaker 1: I have a lot of feelings, which I don't think

1094
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 1: it's a responsibility to talk to this too though, Like,

1095
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: so I looked up places to sell your virginity, not

1096
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: to be helpful, but just because I wanted to see

1097
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: what it would look like. One is called the Boast Club,

1098
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 1: and there's like an auction where you can date virgins,

1099
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: right because you obviously can't sell pussy online, but there's

1100
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 1: like a lot of young girls who are recruited to

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00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 1: sell their virginity. Um. I have a lot of feelings

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00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: about this because I feel like this is more sadistic

1103
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 1: from him, Like I don't know, there's something about the

1104
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 1: innocent innocence of in it that's a little scary for me.

1105
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe a sugar daddy would be more

1106
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:51,360
Speaker 1: fun because like, I don't know, there's a sugar daddy

1107
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 1: sugar baby relationship where I feel like they enjoyed the

1108
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:55,919
Speaker 1: innocence because they like teaching and helping. It's their ego,

1109
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 1: but it's it could be a better and safer relationship

1110
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 1: because there's something a little more committed there. Um. But

1111
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: I think the larger issue is, you know when you

1112
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: mentioned suicide sidal thoughts and your parents and like trying

1113
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: to like hurry up this process. I think the issue

1114
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:12,359
Speaker 1: is like you think you may feel a whole once

1115
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,479
Speaker 1: it happens, or like that's the thing that can happen,

1116
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 1: that's where that will make it worth it. Right, It's

1117
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 1: like fine, Like if I can't find someone worthy of

1118
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 1: like giving it to, at least someone can buy it

1119
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: from me. But that part is like terrifying it. It's

1120
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 1: gonna be a mind funk for you. I think that

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00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 1: outside of looking for a website or a way to

1122
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,800
Speaker 1: sell your frigidity, you need to be looking for a

1123
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:36,239
Speaker 1: way to get therapy. Her bringing up her parents and

1124
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: saying that she got the sex talk from us that

1125
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,800
Speaker 1: she wishes she would have got from them. Um, I

1126
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,800
Speaker 1: just think that there's a lot of none of I

1127
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 1: don't like me to teach my kids, know I ain't.

1128
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 1: I just feel like, uh, there's a level of insecurity

1129
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:59,479
Speaker 1: or self love that she's lacking. Um, and selling away

1130
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 1: your vagial, your your virginity or putting a price isn't

1131
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 1: gonna make you feel more valuable about yourself. I do

1132
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 1: have one little thing I want to help with. This

1133
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 1: is gonna you And I think this is ridiculous. But um,

1134
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 1: if you guys listen to Patreon, you heard that. I've

1135
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,719
Speaker 1: been like looking into breu Haas and mediums and psychics

1136
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:17,959
Speaker 1: and just stuff that's like for light, right, Like really,

1137
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:19,800
Speaker 1: I believe if you don't believe in spells or not,

1138
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,920
Speaker 1: it's just manifestation. Um, there's a love spell you can

1139
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: do on yourself, and if you google it, there's bunch

1140
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:26,879
Speaker 1: of sh it on Reddit. I'm sure you can find someone.

1141
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 1: But like, instead of putting it on someone else or

1142
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 1: making let's just say someone love you, you can put

1143
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 1: it on yourself and it's like a white candle. Um,

1144
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: I think you honey cinnamon, you got to look it up.

1145
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 1: But there's ways to start drawing the love back to you.

1146
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 1: And I think that if you feel more fulfilled, you're

1147
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,800
Speaker 1: not gonna really feel these suicidal thoughts. You're also not

1148
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 1: going to feel the needs to validate anything by a

1149
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: man coming in and fucking you. Yeah, like you now.

1150
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 1: Sex work is one thing, but I think it's just

1151
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 1: a particular way you wrote about it. Normally when we

1152
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:58,320
Speaker 1: get emails people and we're like for fun. Yeah, and

1153
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 1: you didn't make me feel fun, not at all. It

1154
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 1: was a little deep, not gonna lie, not gonna hold

1155
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: you anyways, Jesus. Well, I hope that you find a

1156
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 1: way to get through this process, um, whether it be

1157
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 1: through therapy or talking to someone who actually values you

1158
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 1: as well, or find some sex worker mentors that will

1159
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 1: talk you to this, because I think a lot of

1160
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 1: sex workers have all had a place in life where

1161
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:23,919
Speaker 1: it was like a dark point, and some enjoy their works,

1162
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 1: some don't. I think sex No I talked about circumstance

1163
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 1: or choice. Yeah, I don't. You're making it sound like it.

1164
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 1: And if you're listening to this, uh, her patreon has

1165
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:38,480
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff, But Raquel Savage she uh has

1166
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 1: a degree in psychology, but she does really break down

1167
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 1: a lot of just the ways at which people find

1168
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,439
Speaker 1: shame and sex work, but ways in which to feel

1169
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 1: liberated from it as well, which she does. She loves

1170
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 1: what she does. So I think that if you're gonna

1171
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 1: go to see the passions on the phone, oh yeah, yah,

1172
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 1: I think she knows a lot of sheep. I can

1173
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,439
Speaker 1: see that, and I think that you need to find

1174
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 1: a way to make this liberating for you and not

1175
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 1: a chore just to get out the way UM setting.

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00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 1: Jasmine Benson wanted us to mention as well mental health professional,

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00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 1: but she's also in the sex industry, so I think

1178
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:19,760
Speaker 1: there's definitely a lot of people to reach out to.

1179
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 1: I hope we were able to help you. UM. By

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00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 1: the way, guys, if there's any more left, make sure

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Speaker 1: y'all check out the hor hive dot com. That's hor

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Speaker 1: Hive dot com. We got merch baby Na, but we

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Speaker 1: got march All. We got merched, so be sure to

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Speaker 1: check that out. I know it took us four years

1185
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,360
Speaker 1: to get it, but there may still be someone there.

1186
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 1: We have a mask. I don't know if this is

1187
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 1: gonna help sell it or not, but this is so

1188
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 1: comfy and breathable. Yeah, no, it's it's the quality is

1189
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: good with all of our merchant has our tags on.

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00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 1: It's really dope. And for Patreon peeps, by the way,

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00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 1: I want you guys to know we are never ever

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00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 1: going to sell that design because we know that it's

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00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: special to our Patreon folks. And I believe Mandy, and

1194
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 1: at some point we'll start coming up with new ship,

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00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 1: so you guys will not feel left out. Don't worry,

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Speaker 1: don't worry, but no, I mean what you have done,

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Speaker 1: you know for us with able to you know, step

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Speaker 1: you know, making sure that it was exclusive for a

1202
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Speaker 1: long time, because we felt like it was something you

1203
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Speaker 1: And y'all I want you to make sure you'll go

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00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 1: into you another episode of Horrible Decisions. Um the Hohle facks.

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01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 1: So this one I thought was just a weird as

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01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: article that I loved, and I'm into reading weird articles

1220
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 1: from for facts sake, so like whenever I see something

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01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 1: that could be for horrible. This is the New York

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01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:19,600
Speaker 1: Post and this is the weirdest penis stories in the

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01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 1: animal Kingdom. So the history of the penis goes back

1224
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 1: to at least four hundred and twenty five million years. Okay,

1225
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 1: it's actually the first known fossil, which is crazy because

1226
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:35,440
Speaker 1: I thought it was like dinosaurs ship, but it's a crustacean.

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01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:40,360
Speaker 1: It's what the first known fossil on record, at least

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01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 1: was a five millimeter long crab like crustacean that had

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01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 1: a large stout organ and the organ was their penis.

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01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 1: So even in the first fossil known to man, it

1231
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:54,800
Speaker 1: was showing a penis. So there's just a lot of

1232
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,160
Speaker 1: stuff out there about the penis. But we don't really

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01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 1: know much about animal dicks, not that you guys care,

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Speaker 1: But we're going to tell you, So here we go home.

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Speaker 1: For one, here's some different ship about animal dicks. The

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01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 1: Japanese yellow swallowtail butterfly has photo receptors on their penis.

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01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 1: In other words, the eyes helps them guide through the night,

1238
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 1: so it looks like a little okay, wait forget romance.

1239
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 1: Some creatures blindly stabbed their mate with their penis like

1240
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 1: bad fencers. In attempt to inject sperm, Sea slugs will

1241
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 1: often nail their chosen one in the foot or even

1242
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 1: in the forehead with it. It's it's an oddly effective

1243
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 1: way to actually make babies because the female body is

1244
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 1: surprisingly a benign environment for sperm. In fact, research has

1245
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 1: shown that injecting sperm into the body cavities of pigs, chicken,

1246
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 1: cattles um is just as good as putting it in

1247
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 1: the usual place. So animals can literally take come anywhere

1248
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 1: and they'll get pregnant. Is that crazy? Get the fuck

1249
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:05,440
Speaker 1: out of here, pigs, cattle, chickens. So here's about the

1250
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 1: biggest penis is that it just those three No, they

1251
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 1: can literally get come in their eye and it just

1252
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 1: says body cavities. So I don't know particularly where, but um,

1253
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,040
Speaker 1: they just tried it. In those three, it could be more,

1254
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 1: but this one is crazy. The blue whale the biggest

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01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 1: animal penis with an average length of eight ft long.

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Speaker 1: Just no, I'll pass. I passed like I'm thinking of

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01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of the seven foot nigga I used to

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01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:42,919
Speaker 1: fuck and adding another foot just know what the hell?

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Speaker 1: But wait? Oh wait? How okay? How big penis? But yeah?

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Speaker 1: How go ahead? You the fact? You you the Google

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Speaker 1: or fact person? How big can a blue well be?

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Speaker 1: If you slanks? Hold on? Yeah? Like how long? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So when you say that's about right, that's about right.

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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna real quick, dude, I'm not doing the

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Speaker 1: fractions and math right now. But maybe they for it

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Speaker 1: to go. The women are three longer vagina, They're three

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Speaker 1: ft longer on average than the mail. So that's gonna say.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe the woman has a ten foot vagina. It's

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Speaker 1: just that some of them could be a hundred feet

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Speaker 1: see yeah, okay, and eight foot dick makes sense for

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Speaker 1: a hundred foot person. Could you feel a three foot one? Right?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be like this ship right right foot one

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Speaker 1: just like a little TikTok I mean, wait on, tick

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Speaker 1: TikTok Okay, y'all. We have talked a lot about laws

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Speaker 1: and crimes around the world and I found some new

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Speaker 1: ones because I love doing these. I think they're always fun.

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Speaker 1: Until recently on an episode we had of Anello Ship

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Speaker 1: where we talked about the weirdest like US laws, um

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Speaker 1: for like sex and ship. But here's some weird ones

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Speaker 1: around the world. So Nepal, no porn is allowed. Films

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Speaker 1: that even depict sexual intercourse or full frontal nudity are band.

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Speaker 1: Even Bollywood the government what yep, no nudity in movies anything.

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Speaker 1: The Home Ministry in Nepal said that it had to

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Speaker 1: enforce the band because young people are addicted to porn, which,

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Speaker 1: to be honest with you, I kind of agree with

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Speaker 1: um because I'm addicted. We know, are you, But you're

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Speaker 1: addicted to masturbating. You're not addicted to porn. That's true,

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Speaker 1: because I don't need anything