Speaker 1: Welcome back to Sauce on the Side. That's me. I'm
Speaker 1: the sauce at Baby Hot Sauce. Also Gandhi from the
Speaker 1: Elvis Durram Morning Show. I'm the co host, but I
Speaker 1: spin off and now I have my own podcast. So
Speaker 1: today we're going to talk to somebody that I think
Speaker 1: everyone knows, Lance Bass.
Speaker 2: I holy crap. That's all I can say is, holy crap.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you got Lance Bass on your podcast.
Speaker 1: Were you a big boy band fan?
Speaker 2: I was not. My sister was a Backshoe Boys fan, okay,
Speaker 2: but you know she still went to all the n
Speaker 2: SYNC concerts, so I think just you know, when you're
Speaker 2: someone's younger brother and you have an older sister, she
Speaker 2: would play so much boy band music there.
Speaker 1: So you know all of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all of it unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Okay, but maybe we'll talk to him about all of
Speaker 1: that because I'm sure he probably got sick of all
Speaker 1: of it too. And now he's doing so much stuff
Speaker 1: on his own, and he's still always going to be
Speaker 1: linked to Lance Bass of in Sync formerly of in Sync,
Speaker 1: Like do we just stop? When do we stop calling
Speaker 1: him that?
Speaker 2: And he's done so much in his career, which is
Speaker 2: fast to me, like to your point, Yes, he is
Speaker 2: Lance Bass from n SYNC, but he's also Lance Pass
Speaker 2: the astronaut, Lance Bass, the restauranteur, Lance Bass the podcaster, podcaster.
Speaker 2: He's done so much for himself and it's so cool
Speaker 2: to see how he's made that a business.
Speaker 1: I feel like, should I ask himself about Britney Spears.
Speaker 1: Clearly that made answer uncomfortable. We're going for it, but
Speaker 1: I feel like he's he's here, Let's bring him in.
Speaker 1: He's awesome, Lance Bassy. So welcome Lance Bass. Which, Hello, Lance,
Speaker 1: how are you? I got a bio for you, as
Speaker 1: I know you know you guys send out the bios.
Speaker 1: Your title is the longest title I think I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Lance Bass, musician, host, actor, producer, writer, entrepreneur, philanthropist and
Speaker 1: now daddy maybe daddy to others before you have children.
Speaker 3: I can get it.
Speaker 1: Well, that was a zaddy say, that is a long
Speaker 1: list of things you're doing a lot.
Speaker 3: I did not write that, by the way, so I
Speaker 3: don't do my own bios. But yeah, I mean I'm
Speaker 3: a busy boy.
Speaker 1: I guess if you're writing your own bio, what would
Speaker 1: it say?
Speaker 3: Uh, entertainer. Dad. Okay, they're gonna just covers everything that's
Speaker 3: happening in my life.
Speaker 1: I'll talk to my people. Thank you, thank You're welcome.
Speaker 1: All right, So you are doing a whole lot of things.
Speaker 1: Let's start with the big, big one everyone's talking about
Speaker 1: right now, Trolls band together.
Speaker 3: Oh. It's just exciting that we can actually talk about
Speaker 3: it now because I mean literally, when we started this
Speaker 3: project was back in April, and then the strike happened
Speaker 3: in June. We're like, wait, we can't even mention the
Speaker 3: movie or the song. So you know, it was disappointing
Speaker 3: for sure, but you know we were definitely you know,
Speaker 3: supporting the sack strike. But now that we can talk
Speaker 3: about it, it's been amazing.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know when we debuted the song, the
Speaker 1: response we got was outrageous. I mean, it was almost
Speaker 1: like a K pop boy band right now. It was crazy,
Speaker 1: just people being so excited, like.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, you know, it's we haven't recorded in twenty
Speaker 3: three years, so you know, the fans deaf. I think
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift kind of ignited this kind of craziness behind it,
Speaker 3: and a lot of people didn't even think that we
Speaker 3: were going to be releasing a song. Oh I didn't
Speaker 3: be because we you know, we couldn't talk about it,
Speaker 3: so I said. The VMA's were like, Hi, we're here
Speaker 3: for a reason, but we can't tell you. But then
Speaker 3: when we finally were able to release the song, I
Speaker 3: was just so happy to be able to hear a
Speaker 3: song on the radio again.
Speaker 1: What was that phone call?
Speaker 3: Like, it was literally I just landed in Nashville because
Speaker 3: I was about I was looking at how it was
Speaker 3: moving to Nashville and I get right out of the
Speaker 3: airport and justin calls He's like, hey, I want to
Speaker 3: get the band back together for this this Trolls movie.
Speaker 3: Like oh my god, like literally looking at a house
Speaker 3: to move. So I said, okay, yeah, I'll be there.
Speaker 3: So went back to LA and got right back in
Speaker 3: the studio.
Speaker 1: How long did it take start to finish.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, for the song, Yeah, like literally lesson
Speaker 3: a day and done. Yeah, we were I mean we
Speaker 3: were in the studio all day just because we were
Speaker 3: We revert to being sixteen years old and being stupid.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean it's like no day had passed. So,
Speaker 3: I mean we were exactly the same in the studio.
Speaker 3: Things go very quickly with us, and yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 1: So can I put to bed a rumor that people
Speaker 1: were tossing around?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's not bad. Okay.
Speaker 1: A lot of people were saying, oh, this just happened coincidentally,
Speaker 1: because now that this Brittany stuff is going on in
Speaker 1: Justin's catching bad price, they're trying to divert. But you're
Speaker 1: saying this started in April. Yeah, so obviously that's not
Speaker 1: the truth. Definitely not the truth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a movie like this and a soundtrack like this
Speaker 3: is definitely planned a long time before it comes out.
Speaker 1: You can't just pivot right into it.
Speaker 3: H Yeah. Yeah, so yes, I'm gonna have to put
Speaker 3: that rumor to rest.
Speaker 1: Thanks for doing that here, because we've been debating back
Speaker 1: and forth. I'm like, no way, it had to have
Speaker 1: happened way long before you. But I'm very excited for you. Guys.
Speaker 1: Did it feel good to be back together?
Speaker 3: It was great. You know. The thing is, we've all
Speaker 3: been so close, you know, the last twenty three years
Speaker 3: of not making music, So it wasn't weird to be like, oh,
Speaker 3: I wonder if we're going to get along. It's you know,
Speaker 3: we know, we get along. We all love each other
Speaker 3: and talk to each other weekly. So getting back in
Speaker 3: the studio, it is just it was just so natural.
Speaker 3: It just felt right.
Speaker 1: I know you've been asked this a million times, someone
Speaker 1: to do it again a million and one. Is there
Speaker 1: a chance that we're going to see you guys out
Speaker 1: doing something together in the future.
Speaker 3: There's definitely a chance. You know. I would not have
Speaker 3: said that a year ago, because for the last few
Speaker 3: years I'm kind of like, all right, guys, it's probably
Speaker 3: not gonna happen, all right, But now I do see
Speaker 3: a future. You know, we're we're finally discussing options and
Speaker 3: what this might look like. You know, all of us
Speaker 3: have such different lives right now, and we're so busy
Speaker 3: in our own you know, ventures, and of course justin
Speaker 3: you know, he's super busy soloist himself. So figuring out
Speaker 3: what that looks like and when we can do it
Speaker 3: is gonna, you know, take us a little while. But yeah,
Speaker 3: if I were a betting man, I would hope to
Speaker 3: I would say that we might be doing something in
Speaker 3: the future.
Speaker 1: Are you a betting man?
Speaker 3: I am a betting man. Well, I lived in Vegas.
Speaker 1: I love that you've lived everywhere. Vegas, We're else.
Speaker 3: Germany, Russia, Orlando, I'm all over the place.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about your time in Russia because you
Speaker 1: were there for a very specific reason. Yes, you're training
Speaker 1: to go into outer space.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: Yes, what happened.
Speaker 3: It's it's a very interesting story. When Hollywood gets involved
Speaker 3: with a with space exploration, it is just it's a
Speaker 3: little different, a.
Speaker 1: Little terrifying, to be honest. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I went over to Russia really with CBS
Speaker 3: because I was going to be hosting one a game
Speaker 3: show for them where the winner goes to space, and
Speaker 3: that was right after Dennis Tito went the first you know,
Speaker 3: space tours, and they're like, okay, well the host needs
Speaker 3: to have gone to space, so it's even more exciting.
Speaker 3: So they put me into training to be the youngest
Speaker 3: person to ever go to space. But then halfway through
Speaker 3: the deal fell through with Russia and Hollywood, and then
Speaker 3: MTV took it over for a documentary and then MTV
Speaker 3: forgot to take insurance out on the production, and without insurance,
Speaker 3: you can't air it or have the production. But then
Speaker 3: people don't. They don't ensure astronauts, so I wonder why. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so a week before my launch, I had already finished
Speaker 3: training and everything, and I was about to go to
Speaker 3: Baikonora where we launch. And a week before my launch,
Speaker 3: my mission was scrapped.
Speaker 1: Were you disappointed or were you no?
Speaker 3: I was. My mom was happy, Yeah, I bet, but
Speaker 3: of course I was disappointed. I did so many mock missions.
Speaker 3: I felt like, you know, I'd done it, but you know,
Speaker 3: I wanted to go to the ISS. I wanted to,
Speaker 3: you know, stay there for ten days and do my
Speaker 3: experiments that I've been working on for months. And uh,
Speaker 3: you know my closers on the SS right now, you
Speaker 3: know it went up before me. And really yeah, a
Speaker 3: friend of mine who's an astronaut found my jumpsuit. He
Speaker 3: reached my name tag off and floated it in front
Speaker 3: of Earth. He's like, look what I found.
Speaker 1: I was like, what is training like to go out
Speaker 1: into outer space? I'm asking this because that has been
Speaker 1: one of my dreams forever. But apparently I'm too short
Speaker 1: to be able to do this.
Speaker 3: No, no, not tumore be too tall. Yeah, like I
Speaker 3: was too tall. Actually, it's all about your torso, and
Speaker 3: my torso was too long, so they made me wear
Speaker 3: the suit that kind of shrink.
Speaker 1: Shoot you to go in like a hunchback.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're kind of a hunchback because in space you grow,
Speaker 3: so you can create taller.
Speaker 1: So what's the training, like, what do you do?
Speaker 3: It is intense, I mean, one, you have to it's
Speaker 3: all in Russian, which is fun.
Speaker 1: You speak a little Russian.
Speaker 3: Uh, yeah, sounded right to me. So most of it is,
Speaker 3: uh is training for emergencies. Like emergency training is like
Speaker 3: you're number one, but you have to know every makeup
Speaker 3: of the soyas the rocket, every nutting you know, I mean,
Speaker 3: all the oxygen because I was in charge of oxygen
Speaker 3: on the spacecraft.
Speaker 1: My god, no big deal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you know you have to know how to
Speaker 3: calculate how much air you have in certain situations. But
Speaker 3: again it's like, oh, if this emergency happens here, what
Speaker 3: do you do? Okay, at ten minutes and thirty seconds,
Speaker 3: if this emergency happens, what do you do here? So
Speaker 3: it's just constantly like okay, just survival.
Speaker 1: Training that sounds intense and very stressful and like something
Speaker 1: I would still have wild dreams about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a little PTSD from training.
Speaker 1: I bet do you still want to go?
Speaker 3: Of course?
Speaker 1: Now that there's all this you know, space tourism.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I've been asked to go with all these
Speaker 3: you know, different companies that are doing great. I'm so
Speaker 3: glad that we're privatizing space because it's gonna you know,
Speaker 3: it's gonna leap us forward, because if we rely on
Speaker 3: the government, it's not gonna happen so much red tape.
Speaker 3: But you know, I I've been asked to go many times,
Speaker 3: but I don't really care to go up and come
Speaker 3: back down. I really want to go live on you know,
Speaker 3: International Space Station, do my experiments and you know, use
Speaker 3: my my cosmonaut degree.
Speaker 1: What are the odds of that actually happening? Do you think?
Speaker 3: I mean it, I mean it could happen. You know,
Speaker 3: it's getting easier every day, obviously, when all these billionaires
Speaker 3: stop going and it becomes more affordable for people to
Speaker 3: send me up. I think it would be great, but
Speaker 3: it'll be it would have to be a you know,
Speaker 3: a medical company or someone like that that actually chooses
Speaker 3: an astronaut to go and do their experiments for them.
Speaker 3: So hopefully one day, Pfizer, if you're listening, you can
Speaker 3: send me up to the ISS and I will finish
Speaker 3: your experiments excellent.
Speaker 1: Now do you feel the same way about deep sea tourism,
Speaker 1: the you know, the submersibles that go away down there.
Speaker 3: And that look I don't have. I mean, I would
Speaker 3: love to do it just because I think it would
Speaker 3: be fun. But it's definitely not high on my bucket lists.
Speaker 3: You know. I think it'll get a little less dangerous. Uh,
Speaker 3: the more that we you know, we attempt.
Speaker 4: To do it.
Speaker 3: But I think, yeah, to be able to see you know,
Speaker 3: the remaining Titanic, you know, uh, in person, I think
Speaker 3: it's just it's a fun thing to say, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I saw that at the bottom of the ocean.
Speaker 1: I would love to do deep sea just because I'm
Speaker 1: convinced that there's stuff down there that none of us
Speaker 1: have ever seen before. We know that, you know, Like
Speaker 1: I know there are aliens in outer space, but there
Speaker 1: are definitely aliens in that water that we've never seen.
Speaker 1: There's something happening.
Speaker 3: It's insane how much of the ocean we have not touched.
Speaker 3: It is bizarre and it's scary because we can't we
Speaker 3: can't get down to certain places, So like, what is there?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: Because it can't be nothing there cannot be nothing down there.
Speaker 3: Definitely something down there, Definitely something something is brewing.
Speaker 1: I feel like exact same way, so you know, the
Speaker 1: stuff they don't teach you in science class. They teach
Speaker 1: you just about the ocean and the parts that you get,
Speaker 1: the light and all of that, and then you grow
Speaker 1: up and you learn all of these things about animals
Speaker 1: that don't need that light to survive. They don't need
Speaker 1: any type of oxygen. They survive on sulfur fumes, and
Speaker 1: they move in this completely different way. And I just think,
Speaker 1: how can we think about anything else besides what the
Speaker 1: hell is down there? That's all I want to know.
Speaker 1: So I know, yeah, if it happens.
Speaker 3: That evolution, I mean, it all came from the ocean.
Speaker 3: So it's like our ancestors are deep down in there.
Speaker 1: Is there a lost city of Atlantis? Like there's something down.
Speaker 3: There there amazing.
Speaker 1: I'd love to find.
Speaker 3: One day, we might discover a time capsule down there
Speaker 3: that're like, oh, yeah, from two billion years ago. Then
Speaker 3: you know, an asteroid came and destroyed the Earth. But
Speaker 3: it was like this advanced civilization where we had flying
Speaker 3: cars and everything two billion years ago, but then an
Speaker 3: asteroid destroys the earth and then we have to start
Speaker 3: over again.
Speaker 1: See, these are the conversations I like to have because
Speaker 1: it's like a smoke, one eat, a mush and whatever
Speaker 1: it is, expand your mind and think about all of
Speaker 1: these different things. We were talking to Neil de grass
Speaker 1: Tyson not too long ago, and he talked about the
Speaker 1: fact that, you know, we talk about time travel in space,
Speaker 1: you know, in light years, and how far away that
Speaker 1: actually is and how could we ever get there? You
Speaker 1: can't with the life span of a human being. But
Speaker 1: if there were a generational ship that people just kept
Speaker 1: having babies and it kept going on, then maybe one
Speaker 1: day we would actually be able to discover all these
Speaker 1: things light years away. And then he blew my mind
Speaker 1: with what if Earth is that generational ship and we
Speaker 1: are traveling through space and time and we are the
Speaker 1: ones that are trying to find all these other things
Speaker 1: out there. And that's all I can think about now too.
Speaker 3: And it's true, he's dead on we are that civilization
Speaker 3: that is going to figure it out. I just I
Speaker 3: feel like we're still a little too conservative in our
Speaker 3: you know, and trying to reach what we need to reach.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean I think it's very important. Who
Speaker 3: knows how long? I mean, obviously Earth is finite. We
Speaker 3: won't be here forever as humans, so we do need
Speaker 3: to start thinking about like how are we going to
Speaker 3: get somewhere else and building those the huge internationals base
Speaker 3: stations of you know, civilization where yes, everyone's having babies,
Speaker 3: and it's just it's a floating earth, you know, or
Speaker 3: we are we are floating. Hasn't been like another you know, uh,
Speaker 3: you know where you can actually like choose your own
Speaker 3: course in space. It's Star Trek and I think it's incredible.
Speaker 3: But that's obviously where we're going to have to go,
Speaker 3: and that's what I think we're making those baby steps now.
Speaker 1: I just find it all so fascinating and I love
Speaker 1: that you are part of this and that you know
Speaker 1: what the training is like and in an emergency situation,
Speaker 1: lance Pass is going to be able to fix our
Speaker 1: oxygen and get.
Speaker 3: Us all the oxygen. I got you covered wild.
Speaker 1: So of all the guys in n Sync, it seems
Speaker 1: like you are the one well former would I what
Speaker 1: I say formally not anymore now because yeah you're back right.
Speaker 3: Okay, no more former en Sync member.
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure we get it right.
Speaker 1: So of all of the guys, you seem to have
Speaker 1: done the most, like the most diverse stuff with your
Speaker 1: life since then, what's the transition been like going from
Speaker 1: boy bander, massively famous to now venturing out? Not now,
Speaker 1: but you know, at one point venturing out on your own.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: You know, it's scary, you know, because you're known so
Speaker 3: much for being one thing. And even today, I'm forty
Speaker 3: four years old, and people, you know, if I go
Speaker 3: into you know, a casting or something like, ah, you know,
Speaker 3: we like you, but like we still see us that
Speaker 3: eighteen year old in sync guy. You know, it's hard
Speaker 3: to get past what people know you for. Do you no,
Speaker 3: it does it? It used to, especially like twenty years
Speaker 3: ago when I was trying to figure out, like, okay,
Speaker 3: where do I parlay into it? Because I didn't like
Speaker 3: the music industry anymore. I love television, film, and I
Speaker 3: love writing and producing, but I also love acting and
Speaker 3: being in front of the camera. But it was hard
Speaker 3: to see like where I belonged in the business. So
Speaker 3: it took me a while to figure out what made
Speaker 3: me happy what everyone else was happy with. But I
Speaker 3: have so many interests that I I'm kind of all
Speaker 3: over the place. If it's space, if it's you know, TV,
Speaker 3: you know whatever, owning restaurants and clubs. I'm kind of
Speaker 3: all over the place. I'm very I am mister add.
Speaker 1: That seems to work out well for you though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So at this point when you think about what it
Speaker 1: is that makes you happy, what.
Speaker 3: Is that right now? My kids?
Speaker 1: How old are they?
Speaker 3: They're too just turned two in October. And it really
Speaker 3: has been the best thing ever. You know, I've loved
Speaker 3: my life, but I was so selfish, you know, it's
Speaker 3: just all about me forever. But now it's not about
Speaker 3: me anymore. And I love that.
Speaker 1: Social media is insane. It has changed, as you know,
Speaker 1: the face of everything. When you look back, are you
Speaker 1: happy or sad that it wasn't around the way it
Speaker 1: is now when you guys were just on top of
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 3: I am fifty to fifty with social media. The reason
Speaker 3: that I'm glad we didn't have it is because we
Speaker 3: were just dumb teenagers and we would have been canceled
Speaker 3: in two seconds. I mean, Joey would have said something
Speaker 3: that would have just Joey's the one. He has no filter. Okay,
Speaker 3: so that you know, and and of course the camera
Speaker 3: phone where you know, if you're at a bar, you know,
Speaker 3: and you're having a good time again at like nineteen
Speaker 3: twenty years old, oh yeah, and you know, people were
Speaker 3: taking pictures and videos of you. Again that could have
Speaker 3: gotten you canceled. But on the other hand, it would
Speaker 3: have been nice to be able to get to your
Speaker 3: fans immediately. It was so tiring for us because you'd
Speaker 3: have to go to every single market just for people
Speaker 3: to know you had a song and to get on
Speaker 3: the radio right now you just kind of go, oh,
Speaker 3: I have a song out today. Boop. It would have
Speaker 3: given us a little more sleep if we had social media, definitely.
Speaker 1: But I also think that social media and that exact
Speaker 1: aspect of it that you're talking about, has made things
Speaker 1: so much more disposable because it's just it's there and
Speaker 1: then it's gone, and it's onto the next one to the.
Speaker 3: Next one's gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just constantly, you know, somebody has this giant moment
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, that moment is just
Speaker 1: trumped by somebody else's, you know, puking at a football
Speaker 1: game or.
Speaker 3: Whatever it is, and it's and everyone is so segmented
Speaker 3: now so it's, uh, you know, everyone, there's so many platforms.
Speaker 3: So if you're a fan of this, you know, indie
Speaker 3: band over here, this group over here, won't even know
Speaker 3: they exist, right, because it's all just on the platforms
Speaker 3: you look at, and the art just really just tailor
Speaker 3: it to those fans, which in a way is a
Speaker 3: good thing. But there's no you know, back in our day,
Speaker 3: you were told what to kind of like, I mean,
Speaker 3: trl like, these are the ten songs you have to like.
Speaker 1: This week because everyone else like them, from like Corn.
Speaker 3: To Destiney's Child. Like Okay, I guess I like hard
Speaker 3: rock and I like Destiny's Child and pop yes, perfect.
Speaker 3: But you know you were kind of like forced, like
Speaker 3: this is all you get.
Speaker 1: It's fascinating the way that it works, and you see,
Speaker 1: you know, like somebody blows up on TikTok and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, the record label's here trying to push it,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, really, this is interesting, and I get
Speaker 1: it because there are so many jillions of people that
Speaker 1: are watching it and consuming it. But I don't know
Speaker 1: which way was better. But I'm glad that you guys
Speaker 1: didn't have to deal with all of the cameras. Well,
Speaker 1: you did have the cameras in your faces constantly, yeah,
Speaker 1: but not the oh my god, I just made a
Speaker 1: mistake at a bar and now it's everywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And then that's why I think this young generation
Speaker 3: doesn't even they don't go out that much, you know,
Speaker 3: to bars. I mean, that's what I'm seeing. Uh, And
Speaker 3: I think it's because they're just like I don't. I
Speaker 3: don't even want to tempt anyone to take a picture
Speaker 3: of me or a video of me just having fun
Speaker 3: or when some stupid we you know, growing up, you're
Speaker 3: supposed to do stupid stuff, you know, and you're not
Speaker 3: supposed to be canceled for it.
Speaker 1: Any stupid stuff that you now can talk about that
Speaker 1: you did when you were younger that you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: hell yeah, I'm so glad that wasn't there.
Speaker 3: I mean, nothing crazy. I mean, we didn't have time
Speaker 3: to get into too much trouble. But you know, we
Speaker 3: we loved going to the club. We loved to getting
Speaker 3: on the dance floor, and I loved my Jack Daniels
Speaker 3: so back in the day. I mean, because I'm from Mississippi,
Speaker 3: so you know, you start early. Uh, so you know,
Speaker 3: my drink of choice was Jack. But it was weird
Speaker 3: because it made me very emotional. And this is why
Speaker 3: I'm so glad there's no social media, you know. So
Speaker 3: you were ein gonna. I was either gonna like cry,
Speaker 3: kiss you or punch you. There was like no cancelable, yeah,
Speaker 3: all very cancelable. So I stopped that, you know, very quick.
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay that this is not this is not good.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so yeah, there were many nights where you
Speaker 3: would you would either see me like just very sad
Speaker 3: or picking a fight with someone.
Speaker 1: That is what sorority girls are still like today. You're
Speaker 1: a trailblazer, all right. Well, you also have your own podcast,
Speaker 1: speaking of Things in the nineties that is really about throwbacks.
Speaker 1: How's that going.
Speaker 3: It's been so fun. You know, we've been doing it
Speaker 3: for almost a year now, and you know, iHeart came
Speaker 3: to me and said, hey, we really want to do
Speaker 3: because I've been doing radio and podcasts for twenty years now,
Speaker 3: and like, we really want you to bring back a podcast,
Speaker 3: you know, dealing with boy band members and really catching
Speaker 3: up with all those like individually, all these members. I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: that's interesting because I love a good just deep in
Speaker 3: depth interview. So and I was like, man, I've always
Speaker 3: wanted to use the title Frosted Tips because I think
Speaker 3: that's just just just a genius title.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: So yeah, So we did that and started just interviewing
Speaker 3: all these individual members of all these iconic groups, and
Speaker 3: it's been so fun hearing their stories, hearing the similarities
Speaker 3: between everyone. I mean, everyone has such similar stories. One
Speaker 3: everyone's been screwed by their manager, and not in the
Speaker 3: fun way. It's just uh so, I mean it's it's
Speaker 3: all we all kind of grow together, and we've now
Speaker 3: created this family.
Speaker 1: So all those boy bands who were the craziest.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's some crazy ones out there. I mean
Speaker 3: we were we were pretty insane because we had Chris Kirkpatrick.
Speaker 3: Uh you know, he was the crazy one. But I see,
Speaker 3: but the ones that really partied that I remember was
Speaker 3: that group five.
Speaker 1: Fine ye oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Slam Dunk the Funk or Baby Wind.
Speaker 1: The Lights good well, I remember that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So yeah, but they're you know, they were British,
Speaker 3: so you know, they they knew how to drink. They
Speaker 3: were way better drinkers than we were. I love that.
Speaker 1: So you're having a good time with the podcast yeah,
Speaker 1: and being a dad and just life in general. Things
Speaker 1: are good.
Speaker 3: Life is good, Life is really good. And you know,
Speaker 3: the little bonus of all this instinct stuff happening this year,
Speaker 3: which I had no idea was gonna happen. I had
Speaker 3: no idea twenty twenty three was gonna be this special
Speaker 3: that it has been incredible.
Speaker 1: So again, it was not a conspiracy to divert from
Speaker 1: all the things happening with Britney Spears and Justine Tiberlake.
Speaker 1: Definitely it was planned ahead of time. Has that that
Speaker 1: whole thing been wild for you to watch? Do you
Speaker 1: have so much you want to say?
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I mean I have a lot to say,
Speaker 3: of course, but you know, I've learned not to say
Speaker 3: anything because you can't. You can't explain to people what
Speaker 3: really is happening.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: It's like, look, yes, I'm on the inside, like Brittany's
Speaker 3: my cousin, Like we we talk, you know, we're friends,
Speaker 3: So so I know I know what's going on, and
Speaker 3: and I think that the public has a lot of
Speaker 3: it wrong, a lot of it wrong. But no one
Speaker 3: can explain that, and no one's going to listen to
Speaker 3: it either, So peoplere gonna believe what they want to believe.
Speaker 3: But you know, I I love her and I support
Speaker 3: everything that you know she does because you know she's been.
Speaker 4: Through a lot.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, and yeah she will she will always be my girl.
Speaker 1: We talk about what a double edged sword that parasocial
Speaker 1: relationship is all the time, where if you're doing your
Speaker 1: job the right way, people feel like they know you
Speaker 1: and that they have a say in your life and
Speaker 1: everything that they do that you do. But at the
Speaker 1: same time, people think they know you and they have
Speaker 1: a say and everything that's true.
Speaker 3: And I mean my whole career. I mean, anything I
Speaker 3: read about myself, it's never one hundred percent trough right,
Speaker 3: you know. Sometimes they're like, well they got eighty percent
Speaker 3: of that, and then sometimes like none of that is
Speaker 3: true at all. But if it's written, it's believed. That's
Speaker 3: you know, and especially headlines. I mean, you read any
Speaker 3: headline and it is completely not what is actually in
Speaker 3: the story, which I think should be illegal.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, we have to figure this.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's it's great so I can people get
Speaker 3: you know, this kind of mob mentality of it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: what the rock hates this person? No, he didn't say that.
Speaker 3: It was a quote in a movie that he said, like, oh,
Speaker 3: but now now the rock is canceled, So yeah, it's
Speaker 3: a what do they always say, It's like believe half
Speaker 3: of what you see and none of what you read
Speaker 3: or something like that.
Speaker 1: That sounds about right to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's uh, and it is true.
Speaker 1: You have something next on the horizon.
Speaker 3: A lot well now, I mean COVID and the strike
Speaker 3: definitely delayed so many of my projects, but they're now
Speaker 3: finally back on track. So we have lots of great
Speaker 3: film and television coming out next year, which I'm super
Speaker 3: excited about. One which is really great. This is my
Speaker 3: favorite that we're about to start filming next year called Sketch,
Speaker 3: and it's I'm a horror freak, like that's my genre.
Speaker 3: Love horror film, he said, horror. Horror, by the way, horror. Yes,
Speaker 3: my Southern accent comes out a little bit, but it's
Speaker 3: it's the first time there's ever gonna be it's kind
Speaker 3: of it has that Roger Rabbit feel where it's half
Speaker 3: animation and half you know, real, but it is a
Speaker 3: horror film and the lead, the serial killer lead character
Speaker 3: is a cartoon so to be the first time you
Speaker 3: see cartoons just slashing people up.
Speaker 1: This is thrilling and my co host Danielle is going
Speaker 1: to be all about this because I think those are
Speaker 1: her two favorite things just put together, So that will
Speaker 1: be wonderful. I can't wait to see that. Are you
Speaker 1: gonna come back and talk to us about it when
Speaker 1: it's ready to go?
Speaker 3: To believe it's perfect? And my Hulu show, which you're
Speaker 3: going to love to what's the Hulu show?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Well, can't say the name of it. Yeah, but it's
Speaker 3: about the life of Loup Roman. Uh So anyone that
Speaker 3: watched my documentary will know who Lou Proman is. And
Speaker 3: because of that doc Wholu wanted to do a serious
Speaker 3: a series on it and it is incredible. And the
Speaker 3: person playing Luke Proman is just genius, absolute genius. So
Speaker 3: I see Emmys and Golden Globes coming for him like
Speaker 3: no other.
Speaker 1: Okay, So on that note, and then I promise I
Speaker 1: will let you go. When you see boy banders coming
Speaker 1: up now, or you see you know, like the K
Speaker 1: pop groups, do you look at them and just think
Speaker 1: I have so much I want to tell you so
Speaker 1: much wisdom to impart. Do you ever reach out to them, like, hey,
Speaker 1: just a heads up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't reach out, but when I do run
Speaker 3: into the And this started back when Otown came around,
Speaker 3: because when Otown, you know started, we had just gone
Speaker 3: through a crazy lawsuit with Loup p Roman and all
Speaker 3: I wanted to do was just like get to them
Speaker 3: because again there was before texting, so you couldn't really
Speaker 3: text it actually person. So you know, I did sit
Speaker 3: them down and tell them like all the warnings you
Speaker 3: know that I saw. I have not been able to
Speaker 3: talk to any of the you know, K pop groups
Speaker 3: or anything like that. I hope that they're they have
Speaker 3: good deals. I doubt it, but yeah, but I'm hoping
Speaker 3: they got more protected than we did. But I feel
Speaker 3: like a big brother to all those groups out there,
Speaker 3: and and I am because of that and to kind
Speaker 3: of rectify what Lou Prolman did to us and Backstreet
Speaker 3: and other people. I'm producing a show next year where
Speaker 3: we're developing the next great American boy band, because one
Speaker 3: I want to give the gift of like a great
Speaker 3: deal and you know, and like they they own their own,
Speaker 3: you know, their music, and they control their own you
Speaker 3: know destiny. Uh So we're doing the show with some
Speaker 3: iconic boy band members of trying to create the next
Speaker 3: great American boy band, because let's face it, America doesn't
Speaker 3: have a boy band right now. That is, you know,
Speaker 3: doing the BTS thing. It was always England versus America,
Speaker 3: right everyone would take the crown, take that hazard. Backstreet
Speaker 3: has it, But now K Pop has the crown, and
Speaker 3: they've had it for a long time, so we have
Speaker 3: to get that crown back. So I'm going to develop
Speaker 3: this band so we can kick some button next year.
Speaker 1: Sounds like it's gonna be a good time, and hopefully
Speaker 1: we'll see a lot of you, because you're gonna come
Speaker 1: back and talk about all these.
Speaker 3: Things every time I'm back in New York.
Speaker 1: Excellent, Thank you, and I really appreciate you taking some
Speaker 1: time to hang out with me today. I just think
Speaker 1: you're fascinating and wonderful and I hope that you kick
Speaker 1: all the ass. So Lance was pretty awesome.
Speaker 5: Space Slance Fast in Space.
Speaker 1: He seems like one of those people that you could
Speaker 1: truly smoke a joint with or like pop a couple
Speaker 1: of mushrooms and just have a really interesting conversation. He
Speaker 1: doesn't take himself really seriously, and he seems open to
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, let's talk about stuff.
Speaker 5: I did not know he had such a thick Mississippi accent, like.
Speaker 1: I saying horror films.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like horror films.
Speaker 1: That's born up, sir.
Speaker 5: I never knew he had such like a thick accent
Speaker 5: until now. He is fascinating.
Speaker 1: He wasn't ever super talkative. I guess back then, I
Speaker 1: don't remember.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess you have yours and your JT's not
Speaker 5: your LB's.
Speaker 1: And according to him, Chris was the crazy one. I know,
Speaker 1: Joey was the one that would have gotten them canceled.
Speaker 1: I appreciate all of that information. Same, Who do you
Speaker 1: think on our show would get canceled?
Speaker 5: First, I'm gonna know what's scary.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna know what Scotty?
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, I forgot Scotty was choice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely Scotty, for sure. Scotty first. AnyWho, back to
Speaker 1: what we were talking about. So we decided we were
Speaker 1: going to start a little segment called burn book. All right,
Speaker 1: so shall we talk about Do you see Scotty behind you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what is he doing? Are we recording? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You want to come in here? Oh he's yelling through
Speaker 1: a soundproof room. What a dope, Scotty bee everybody.
Speaker 2: Alright, he could join us for the burn Book? Yes,
Speaker 2: why not?
Speaker 1: Come on in, Scotty, we are you want to be
Speaker 1: part of the podcast? Yeah, well no, not that one.
Speaker 1: That mic never works. Why don't you sit right there
Speaker 1: at the tip. Hold on, let me go on the
Speaker 1: board and turn this on.
Speaker 2: So Scotty Gandhi on her podcast has a segment called
Speaker 2: the burn Book.
Speaker 4: Yes, I heard all about it.
Speaker 2: If you're not on Mike yet because the MIC's not on, yeah,
Speaker 2: learn about radio or podcasting.
Speaker 4: Yes, I've heard all about it. Anyway, I listened to
Speaker 4: the podcast. I enjoyed it great.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we're gonna do the burn Book man.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, do you have anything that's currently pissing you off?
Speaker 1: Because these are always great. You never know what's going
Speaker 1: on with Scotty.
Speaker 4: The only thing I have this pissing me off right
Speaker 4: now is all you guys that I work with. Why
Speaker 4: that you're just trying to deter me from doing anything
Speaker 4: in my world?
Speaker 1: Yes, let's talk about that. So we're in your burn book.
Speaker 1: We're we're in my burn Book. I'll let Scotty be
Speaker 1: a guest editor today. Okay, why are we pissing you off? Scott?
Speaker 4: Because every time I like a girl, you guys are like, Nope,
Speaker 4: not good enough for you, Nope, we don't like her, Nope,
Speaker 4: don't text her, Nope, Stop being so desperate? Nope. Like,
Speaker 4: why can't I do that?
Speaker 1: How you hear our voices in your head?
Speaker 4: That's how I hear it, Andrew?
Speaker 1: Do you think any of us sound like that when
Speaker 1: we're talking to him?
Speaker 2: No? I do you think maybe you're I can't even
Speaker 2: use the term because I know you hate the terms.
Speaker 2: But do you think maybe you're love bombing a little bit?
Speaker 4: Is that some therapy? Bullshit? I don't want to hear
Speaker 4: these words.
Speaker 1: And it's not bullshit. That's a real thing.
Speaker 4: Okay, why because someone got paid to say it? Please,
Speaker 4: here we go.
Speaker 1: I reject therapy. I reject hell, but I don't reject it.
Speaker 4: I talked to it. Dude. You saw he canceled on
Speaker 4: me today, but it's canceled on you. Yeah, he's got
Speaker 4: Jerry duty.
Speaker 1: Scott's walking on thin ice.
Speaker 4: No, but I just please. They make up these words
Speaker 4: and people are like, yeah, gas lighting, it's please, that
Speaker 4: never was.
Speaker 1: That's real. Gaslighting is a real.
Speaker 4: It's never a thing until therapy.
Speaker 1: I think I think people use the term gas lighting
Speaker 1: when they shouldn't be using it. But I think it
Speaker 1: also is a really real thing. I know. I mean
Speaker 1: if you are arguing with someone, like, say you and
Speaker 1: I are arguing and I call you a fucker and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, it really hurt. You just
Speaker 1: called me a fucker, and I'm sitting there saying, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't, that never happened. That is absolutely gasling.
Speaker 4: Didn't you say you're a liar? Why do you got
Speaker 4: to use a dumb word?
Speaker 1: You can say you're a liar.
Speaker 4: I like that better, but it's the same.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: He hates synonyms, hates burn book synonyms, therapy speak.
Speaker 1: I was trying to help him, all of us.
Speaker 4: No, you guys are not trying to help me. You're
Speaker 4: just trying to get in my head and deter me
Speaker 4: from things that you don't want me to do.
Speaker 2: So what you're saying is they're trying to sabotage you.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I remember when I wanted to get that girl
Speaker 4: flowers and you're like, no, don't get her flowers. She'll
Speaker 4: think you're coming on too strong and she'll run away.
Speaker 4: I didn't get her flowers.
Speaker 1: She ran away anyway for a completely different reason.
Speaker 2: Okay, and what was the reason.
Speaker 4: I don't want to talk about this?
Speaker 2: This is what he does. I know.
Speaker 1: Dies what an audio dictys. No, just you guys really
Speaker 1: fucked up my life, and I want to talk about
Speaker 1: how much I hate you for fucking up my life,
Speaker 1: but I won't talk about it.
Speaker 2: Look, you're the girl with the cast.
Speaker 1: Tell him about the girl in the cast.
Speaker 2: Don't talk about it. No, no, no, I'm fine.
Speaker 1: One of Andrew's biggest pet peas that I'm sure he
Speaker 1: would like to put in the burn book is that
Speaker 1: he hates when people post from a hospital and have
Speaker 1: like a hospital bracelet or a cast and they're like,
Speaker 1: send me thoughts and prayers. I'm not ready to talk
Speaker 1: about this yet. Well then why the fuck are you
Speaker 1: posting it?
Speaker 4: Why can I tell you the picture of me in
Speaker 4: the hospital bed that time?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the tummy ache, noche.
Speaker 4: They wouldn't give me an IV if it was just
Speaker 4: a tummy ache.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, they give you ivs immediately for like everything.
Speaker 1: You must be dehydrated stick them.
Speaker 2: Yeah not Scott though, No. I was My favorite was
Speaker 2: the caption underneath it, But you feel savvy now you do.
Speaker 4: I was having a heart attack a group picture you.
Speaker 1: Sent to all of us, wasn't it? Or was like
Speaker 1: you me and Josh because he said that we physically
Speaker 1: assaulted him or some shit to.
Speaker 2: The hospital so many times I've lost count. So it's whatever.
Speaker 1: This is getting so far off track, I love it.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about all of the reasons that you
Speaker 1: think people have done horrible things to you? Like you
Speaker 1: think I destroyed your optic nerve?
Speaker 4: Yes, you guys mess with me constantly.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, what did I do to fuck up your
Speaker 1: whole optic nerve?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 4: First of all, you guys scare me. And when you
Speaker 4: scare me, I jerk. And when I jerk sometimes I
Speaker 4: get my neck thrown out. My back hurts. You guys
Speaker 4: do things that physically harm me when you scare me.
Speaker 2: So dainty.
Speaker 1: You are the one that throws projectiles at people. So
Speaker 1: if anywhere right, I've gotten a pen launched at me.
Speaker 1: You broke an entire Mac computer not a purpose.
Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely to grab and pull.
Speaker 1: He threw a sandwich that nearly hit Elvis's head the
Speaker 1: other day.
Speaker 4: By the way, Can I just can I interject real quick, yeah,
Speaker 4: because I was. I just was sitting on the toilet
Speaker 4: and I was going through Instagram and I noticed that
Speaker 4: you liked something. I wonder if that's why it popped
Speaker 4: up on my thing because I don't follow it. Is
Speaker 4: it the compilation of the guy scaring the shit out
Speaker 4: of his wife for like ten years. First of all,
Speaker 4: the part I like about the best is she peas
Speaker 4: in her pants all the time. I think that's very funny.
Speaker 1: And her face.
Speaker 4: You can destroy someone's day. But you guys have all
Speaker 4: of this on me. Why don't you put a compilation together?
Speaker 4: Like you'll get a million views on it. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I love that we're in his burm book because of
Speaker 2: all the harm we do to him. And then in
Speaker 2: the same breath he's like, I hope you don't make
Speaker 2: a video about it.
Speaker 4: No, I said, you should know it. Botherows that it
Speaker 4: bothers the hell out of me, but you know what,
Speaker 4: you have it, you might as well use it.
Speaker 2: That is the hell out of me.
Speaker 1: Don't post it, please, you should be bucks. That's my
Speaker 1: favorite idiots.
Speaker 2: Don't post it.
Speaker 1: Oh, while we have you in this note, Andrew, will
Speaker 1: you do your impression of Scotty whenever I'll this is around.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, I have to give this a little background.
Speaker 1: We've talked about it before on the fifteen Minute Morning Show.
Speaker 1: But Scotty has the ability to deep throat a banana
Speaker 1: with zero gag reflex. We're not sure where it came from.
Speaker 4: I don't you discovered it. I don't either, but I
Speaker 4: know you can do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's trying to teach us all how to
Speaker 1: do it, which is a totally different story. And he
Speaker 1: waits for Elvis to look at him and then deep
Speaker 1: shit out of the banana. And Andrew's impression of him
Speaker 1: doing it is look over. This is a nice long bit.
Speaker 4: Okay, it would be hilarious. Although I don't choke, so
Speaker 4: that is not me.
Speaker 1: Posty, don't tag me. This is getting so fun. I'm
Speaker 1: glad the serial killers are in here trying to serial
Speaker 1: kill each other. This is great.
Speaker 2: By the time this is launch, we could say we
Speaker 2: were award nominated podcast.
Speaker 1: Yes, when do you find out if you win?
Speaker 4: So Andrew to go to Austin and because that's where
Speaker 4: the award shows.
Speaker 1: So exciting guys.
Speaker 2: Live stream and so you'll be able to watch us
Speaker 2: on the live stream.
Speaker 4: I really think that it should just be a big
Speaker 4: party and a lot of people should come. We should
Speaker 4: make it a weekend in Austin. It'd be a lot
Speaker 4: of fun.
Speaker 1: I will absolutely go and support you guys.
Speaker 2: He says this, and then he'd be like, Okay, Scottye,
Speaker 2: I played this party. And he'd be like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: we shouldn't.
Speaker 4: We never said a free party.
Speaker 2: We shouldn't. We shouldn't charge people.
Speaker 4: To try to make it a Serial Killers meet up,
Speaker 4: because that's not what this is about. You gotta charge
Speaker 4: people to come see us as just be a meet
Speaker 4: up and hang out. Come hang out at the bar,
Speaker 4: let's drink. I didn't even think of that, and I
Speaker 4: think that's that's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: This is turning into so much more than I ever hoped.
Speaker 1: And I would like to maybe just do an episode
Speaker 1: with the two of you. I told you what I
Speaker 1: want to do, right. I want to know not everybody.
Speaker 1: I want to do podcast episodes with the people on
Speaker 1: the show who don't have a specified segment, because I
Speaker 1: think that the listeners don't know them as well. But
Speaker 1: those are some of my favorite people. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: Andrew Diamond, you, Josh Deanna, I would like to sit
Speaker 1: down and do an episode of a podcast with you.
Speaker 1: Would you do that?
Speaker 4: Absolutely? I would, because you dragged crazy out of me.
Speaker 1: I do not.
Speaker 4: I'm not normally this nuts. I just like you know,
Speaker 4: you people around here suck it out, all of you,
Speaker 4: all all of you like I'm a pretty down to
Speaker 4: earth regular dude that I'm not that gaslight. I'm not
Speaker 4: that much of a lunatic, you know. But you guys,
Speaker 4: it's like.
Speaker 2: No, because lunatics don't take pictures from their hospital beds
Speaker 2: and say, hope you don't regret this.
Speaker 4: By flicking the back of my neck, that's right, you
Speaker 4: hit me hard in the back of the next Some
Speaker 4: times my hands are so small and felt the vibrations
Speaker 4: go into my eyes.
Speaker 1: Just like every time we eat breakfast, this man talks
Speaker 1: about how he's going to shut himself immediately every breakfast,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what it is. He takes a bite,
Speaker 1: he's like, oh.
Speaker 4: That's I'm being gasolt now, because I've never said that.
Speaker 4: I remember saying, oh, I'm going to ship after I
Speaker 4: eat these eggs. I've never said that my time is
Speaker 4: five am.
Speaker 2: Food that is false in every food the bread is.
Speaker 4: It's gross, but it doesn't mean I'm to shit immediately. Turkey,
Speaker 4: what are you talking about you?
Speaker 1: We're talking about you.
Speaker 4: That is not true at all, and you don't listening. Hey,
Speaker 4: ready for a defamation suit because not paint me in
Speaker 4: that light? That is not true. First of all, there
Speaker 4: are these cameras on are no good? That's not truly good?
Speaker 2: Because don't make me laugh.
Speaker 1: I'm congested, I'll choke. Yeah, go ahead. Wait are you
Speaker 1: ready for a defamation suit? Go on, Brittany?
Speaker 2: No, wait, so question. Yeah. So Scotty is putting all
Speaker 2: of us in his burn book? Is our burn book
Speaker 2: or your burn book? Putting Scotty in yours?
Speaker 4: What have I done to you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Honestly, Scotty really doesn't piss me off. He makes me laugh.
Speaker 1: I don't want to burn him. I just I enjoy
Speaker 1: his company. I have a really good time with him.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm pretty close to him off the air,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to burn him.
Speaker 5: Stop it so close, you're going to.
Speaker 1: Start to shoot against Scotty.
Speaker 4: I didn't start it.
Speaker 1: Who started it? Where did this come? Well? This maybe
Speaker 1: this is something we should get to. On the episode
Speaker 1: of Scotty.
Speaker 3: Yes, there are.
Speaker 1: Rumors disgusting, so we're in your burn book sometimes because
Speaker 1: we're trying to destroy your personal life.
Speaker 4: Yes, there is that way off try love. I love
Speaker 4: nothing more than coming to work every day and seeing
Speaker 4: all you people and hanging out with you and interacting
Speaker 4: with you because I love all of you. I truly do.
Speaker 4: But sometimes your assholes and you just try to ruin
Speaker 4: everything for me.
Speaker 1: I don't want to ruin anything for you. I want
Speaker 1: you to be really happy and enjoy the shit out
Speaker 1: of your life. I feel like you're hitting your renaissance
Speaker 1: era right now, and now's the time for you just
Speaker 1: to date around and go outside and play and have
Speaker 1: a really good time.
Speaker 4: You should all encourage me and not be like m
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: About your chack wife up every person.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: I'm not. That is not true.
Speaker 1: Yes you are not. I'm editing the shit out of this.
Speaker 4: No you're not.
Speaker 1: Yes, I will.
Speaker 4: I think I'm editing it anyway, right, No, I edit
Speaker 4: my own.
Speaker 1: Tell them I edit my own. She edits her own, okay, moron,
Speaker 1: But I don't want you to. I don't want you
Speaker 1: to go down a path where you just fight because
Speaker 1: you haven't been dating for how long?
Speaker 4: A couple of months?
Speaker 1: No? I mean like in your life, there's.
Speaker 4: Twenty plus years.
Speaker 1: Twenty plus years. Yeah, things are different, very you're different. Yes,
Speaker 1: you don't want to just settle.
Speaker 4: Apparently I'm not different. I'm the same.
Speaker 1: You're not the same. You are the same person that
Speaker 1: you were twenty years ago. And you need to sit
Speaker 1: down and do some reevaluation. Okay, I hope you've grown
Speaker 1: and matured.
Speaker 4: I have not matured. Why why? First of all, why
Speaker 4: does anybody need to mature? Once you're eighteen, You're done maturing.
Speaker 2: That's the dumbest statement I've ever heard.
Speaker 4: What do I need to mature? Why can I be
Speaker 4: just an immature dope like I was when I was
Speaker 4: twenty two? Who cares?
Speaker 2: So you're saying you want no personal growth at all
Speaker 2: in your life ever whatsoever? So like having a kid
Speaker 2: didn't make you mature at all.
Speaker 4: A little bit. But I still love a dick joke
Speaker 4: just like the next guy.
Speaker 2: Jokes are very different though. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Look, I'm not like you know, I'm not like blowing
Speaker 4: up tomato sauce with m eights anymore like I used
Speaker 4: to when I was a teenager. I've been so I've been.
Speaker 1: So hard to Taylor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't blow up eighties you know, tomato cans.
Speaker 2: Let me just have them to skateboard see later.
Speaker 4: So I've matured in that aspect, But I mean as
Speaker 4: far as like having fun and thinking things are dopey
Speaker 4: and stupid, like why can't I? Why can't I like
Speaker 4: laugh and dumb shit?
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone cares if you laugh at don't
Speaker 1: we all laugh at?
Speaker 4: In what way am I supposed to mature? Yeah? I'm
Speaker 4: a dad and I take care of my girls, you know.
Speaker 1: But so I would say a sign of maturity is
Speaker 1: like you won't let somebody treat you badly just because
Speaker 1: you're dating them, and you don't think that there's someone
Speaker 1: else out there that would treat you better.
Speaker 4: I've never well, really worms, Okay, I'll blow it up
Speaker 4: with if you open it.
Speaker 1: Full circle, full circle. I think that's maturing. I think
Speaker 1: not putting up with ship that used to put up
Speaker 1: with when you were younger and you didn't know better
Speaker 1: as maturing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so I have matured in some ways, but
Speaker 4: in like dopey guyways, I'm still a dope guy. Why
Speaker 4: can I be.
Speaker 1: Nobody's saying you can't be. You're the one interpreting this
Speaker 1: so weirdly? Is this what your podcast is like?
Speaker 2: With him? Literally, I want to like bang my head
Speaker 2: up against the wall because he makes these declared statements
Speaker 2: like I hate maturing, maturing lame. And you're like, but dude,
Speaker 2: you have a whole kid, you have a mortgage, you
Speaker 2: have all this stuff going on, like you have matured.
Speaker 3: Okay, no, no, that's different.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, what well the two like you are a
Speaker 2: mature adult. You have done a lot too mature. The
Speaker 2: things you've gone through in your life have made you
Speaker 2: the person you are today. Acknowledge that. That's called maturing,
Speaker 2: that's called growth. There are negative parts to growing. Maybe
Speaker 2: there are some aspects that are holding you back, but
Speaker 2: you recognize that by maturing and growing out of it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I suppose I have matured, but I don't have
Speaker 4: to change things. I don't tell you you have to change.
Speaker 1: No, we're just saying you're not the same person at
Speaker 1: whatever age you are now, like sixty two, sixty.
Speaker 4: Three, shut up, person of all and I'm not going
Speaker 4: to be the same person tomorrow. Everybody's you know, right,
Speaker 4: But that's all.
Speaker 1: We were saying. That's all I was saying. Anyway, back
Speaker 1: to the burn book. Back to the burn book. So
Speaker 1: if I see you doing something that I'm like, ooh,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you, Scott. This person might not
Speaker 1: be in your best interest.
Speaker 4: How do you How do you know?
Speaker 1: Because of what you've told me. I'm only going based
Speaker 1: on what you tell me.
Speaker 4: Okay, listen, I take everything in, but I'm not necessarily
Speaker 4: going to follow everyone.
Speaker 1: To don't listen to any of us. Do what you
Speaker 1: want to do.
Speaker 4: But the problem is that you guys are always in
Speaker 4: my head. And that's that's something that I need to
Speaker 4: figure out how to get rid of.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's called and hear me out on this one.
Speaker 2: H maturing and realizing you don't listen to what other
Speaker 2: people think.
Speaker 4: That that has nothing to do with maturing.
Speaker 2: Okay, why see, You're you're not gonna win. This is
Speaker 2: like an unwinnable situation with him.
Speaker 1: I don't want to win. I don't feel like we
Speaker 1: are adversaries. I think we're all on the same team.
Speaker 4: Listen, everybody has everybody has their thing, and when I'm
Speaker 4: nervous or whatnot, I just think of you guys being
Speaker 4: like I said, I always think of you going and
Speaker 4: just laughing at me, and Andrew's yelling at me or
Speaker 4: doing something and all. This is like really and like
Speaker 4: everyone's in my head just like saying things that it
Speaker 4: really kind of ruins the mood for me at times.
Speaker 1: I find that very funny. I think of you guys
Speaker 1: never in these situations. Yeah, like not one time ever.
Speaker 4: I have no choice.
Speaker 1: This is you know, you have no choice. Okay, but
Speaker 1: maybe somebody would say, like Andrew said, maturing would be
Speaker 1: ignoring us, leave us at work. Leaving us at work.
Speaker 4: I'll get right on it, no problem, just make yourself
Speaker 4: the switch done.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: I mean I would use some therapy terms, but it
Speaker 2: seems like that's triggering.
Speaker 1: He rejects therapy. But which terms were you gonna use?
Speaker 4: Maybe I don't reject therapy, I reject stupid words that
Speaker 4: they come up with. So everyone, yeah, we're in this together.
Speaker 1: Because there were vocabulary, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we could all do therapy speak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Andrew, what were you gonna say?
Speaker 4: Go ahead? My therapist never uses dumb therapy speak. Ever,
Speaker 4: he doesn't say these stupid words that are made of.
Speaker 2: Just ride around the skate park all day. That's right,
Speaker 2: just talk about nineties terms before this therapy bullshit came in.
Speaker 4: Go on.
Speaker 2: All I'm thinking is you just need to block some
Speaker 2: things out.
Speaker 4: But you know what, everything that you guys are saying
Speaker 4: is easier said than done. Okay, maybe that's something I
Speaker 4: need to learn to do. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I get into these situations and I get incredibly nervous.
Speaker 1: Okay, obviously, do you want to talk about specifically what
Speaker 1: happens to you or is that not something you would
Speaker 1: like to divl.
Speaker 4: I get nervous stomach and nervous situations to save this
Speaker 4: for his episode? What?
Speaker 1: Oh? This is his episode?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: It's been going on long enough that this is your episode, Scotty.
Speaker 4: When I'm in uh situations, I get nervous stomach, like
Speaker 4: I'm not right now because I'm very comfortable with you guys. See,
Speaker 4: I'm fine, right, you know, but there are times where
Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, and then I just feel like
Speaker 4: I got a poop, And whether I do or I don't,
Speaker 4: the feeling's there and it's ruined everything for me. You know.
Speaker 1: Andrew is trying so hard not to laugh at you.
Speaker 4: You could laugh all day. I don't care, you know what,
Speaker 4: It's a normal thing. I can't be the only one
Speaker 4: that gets nervous in situations and feels like I have
Speaker 4: to take a dump.
Speaker 1: Stop.
Speaker 2: Told you I conest it, but you're gonna make me
Speaker 2: coughing when I get nervous stomach.
Speaker 4: I have to Why do I have it all of
Speaker 4: a sudden because I just.
Speaker 2: Have never heard someone say I get nervous stomach like that.
Speaker 4: You know, nervous stomach is a thing. I'm going to
Speaker 4: see a gastor entronologist next week. Maybe he can help me.
Speaker 1: I hope that. What's his name?
Speaker 4: His name is doctor Gandhi.
Speaker 1: Doctor Gandhi is going to help him. Yeah, he can't
Speaker 1: escape me, no matter how hard. I can't know you related,
Speaker 1: Probably not, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm sure somewhere along the line he's a Gandhi.
Speaker 1: No, No, do you know how many gandhis there are?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: But they all connected somehow or not.
Speaker 1: It's like Kennedy's okay, but not every Kennedy is a Kennedy.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 4: I don't know how these things work. These trees what
Speaker 4: mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Oh, family trees?
Speaker 1: Okay, what you're talking about?
Speaker 2: Weed?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna ask him. I'm gonna as him.
Speaker 1: If he knows you, he's gonna say, no, I don't.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, guess who I work with, your long
Speaker 4: lost cousin.
Speaker 1: That's a really solid way to start off, somebody who's
Speaker 1: probing your insides to figure out.
Speaker 4: What Wait a minute, he's gonna probe.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like a gastrologist.
Speaker 4: No, that's a proctology.
Speaker 1: You want to look around and see what's happening in your.
Speaker 4: I passed out. I passed out from the proctologists. I
Speaker 4: don't want to do that again, like a STOA. Oh no,
Speaker 4: I can't. I don't want to do all that. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna send you pictures of me with the thing and
Speaker 4: passed out. I can't.
Speaker 2: How are you gonna take a picture if you're passed out?
Speaker 2: You would be the person to be like, hey, duc
Speaker 2: would you mind? I just need a pictures share with
Speaker 2: my friends. I hope you feel bad now.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it. Send me your
Speaker 1: thoughts and press.
Speaker 4: You guys love messing with me, and I I take it.
Speaker 4: I don't care. I like, I don't mind how I
Speaker 4: don't mind being messed with you.
Speaker 1: Know what I say all the time. Light bullying one
Speaker 1: of my love languages.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 1: I enjoy it. If I play with you, it's because
Speaker 1: I love you. If I don't do anything, then you know,
Speaker 1: then that's gonna I love you too. I don't really
Speaker 1: have it in me to around with you.
Speaker 4: I can take it mostly for the most part. I
Speaker 4: can take it, but I just don't like being ganged
Speaker 4: up on.
Speaker 1: No one gangs up on you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when two or three of you come at me,
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Who are the two or three of us that come
Speaker 1: at you?
Speaker 4: I mean, like you, like you and Andrew and Diamond
Speaker 4: all at once. I don't like that because then then
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm being bullied.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Okay, we will be sitting there having
Speaker 1: a conversation. You'll walk into the room, say something with
Speaker 1: some racially charged statement attached to it, out of the
Speaker 1: room like you did nothing, and wonder why the two
Speaker 1: brown girls are screaming at you.
Speaker 4: It's all in good fun, it is, and I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: You start talking about gaslighting again, you start the shit,
Speaker 1: you drop the bomb, and then you try to run
Speaker 1: out of the room and get mad. When everyone's like,
Speaker 1: go fuck yourself.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean it's not really situations like that when
Speaker 4: everyone does it, like what, you're not real?
Speaker 1: I hear your facts. We have alternati effects. Okay, Scotty,
Speaker 1: what I actually wanted to do with this? And you
Speaker 1: can help me out? I like I said, I want
Speaker 1: I want to highlight the people on the show who
Speaker 1: don't have their own segment because I want the audience
Speaker 1: to get to know you, which I feel like so
Speaker 1: far they've really gotten some insight into what a weirdo
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 1: But if you could share with the listeners who don't
Speaker 1: know you something about yourself, what do you want them
Speaker 1: to know?
Speaker 4: Well, you know, I want to like get away from
Speaker 4: like the coupon things and like the shipping stuff, and do.
Speaker 1: You want to explain that?
Speaker 4: So I was always like the savings guy, you know,
Speaker 4: because I was on that show Extreme Coupony and I
Speaker 4: like to save money when I shop and whatnot. And
Speaker 4: that's great and all, but you know what, as some
Speaker 4: people have told me, you know, some of Andrew's friends
Speaker 4: that are single and looking, they're like, you know what,
Speaker 4: you really should take that off your profile because girls
Speaker 4: don't want to see that, and the more that I've
Speaker 4: experienced life as a single person, I see that, and
Speaker 4: so I I kind of want to distance myself from
Speaker 4: that because I don't I don't think that girls think
Speaker 4: that that's attractive. I really don't. So I want to
Speaker 4: put that.
Speaker 1: But that's you.
Speaker 4: I understand, it's me, and I'll continue to do it
Speaker 4: because you know what, why should you have my money?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna save it, right, So that's that's how that is.
Speaker 4: But I don't think I should ever lead with that. Hey,
Speaker 4: nice to meet you. Oh hey, I'm Scott. I saved money.
Speaker 4: I was on extreme coup hunting.
Speaker 1: No, that don't that probably shouldn't be yourself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could never lead with that. I'm a dad.
Speaker 4: I'm a good dad. I think I love my kids
Speaker 4: more than anything in the world. They come first. Like
Speaker 4: hot girl wants to go on a date Saturday night. Sorry,
Speaker 4: I got my kids. I would never like, you know,
Speaker 4: I even said to my younger one, I said, listen,
Speaker 4: because you know, I haven't really talked about dating with them.
Speaker 4: My older one a little bit, but my younger one
Speaker 4: is kind of like, you know, she thought something was
Speaker 4: going on and she was like, eh, you know, and
Speaker 4: I said, And she seemed like she was upset, so
Speaker 4: I said to her, I said, listen, I promise you
Speaker 4: I will never ever, ever, like not hang out with
Speaker 4: you because I want to go out with a girl. Never,
Speaker 4: I said. You guys are number one and first always,
Speaker 4: And you know what, if I don't ever date anybody
Speaker 4: again because you guys are in my life, then so
Speaker 4: be it. Okay, So that's that's I'm a dad, and
Speaker 4: I'm a good dad.
Speaker 1: I think those are good things. You are and you are.
Speaker 1: You're a great dad.
Speaker 4: I'm a very emotional person.
Speaker 1: God, yes you are.
Speaker 4: I will cry from World News tonight at that last
Speaker 4: story every night David Muir. Every night it's like America
Speaker 4: Strong and it's some some touching thing, and I will
Speaker 4: stand at the TV holding my mixing bowl of whatever
Speaker 4: I'm doing and I'll just I'll cry. And my daughter's like,
Speaker 4: are you seriously crying again? I'm like, yeah, I am,
Speaker 4: because I cry at movies every movie, doesn't matter what,
Speaker 4: and I don't care. I'm not ashamed of it, all right,
Speaker 4: you know. So I'm an emotional dude, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Scott, He's emotional. He's a great dad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what else? I mean, I'm a lot of things
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't have, I can't, I can't. Think.
Speaker 4: It's really hard to do that, right, It really is
Speaker 4: to think about yourself.
Speaker 1: I would say, Andrew, describe yourself to me right now,
Speaker 1: very busy.
Speaker 4: That's how he is, Oh, dear God.
Speaker 2: Well look at them, I would say, hard working.
Speaker 4: Yes, I agree with that.
Speaker 2: They think happy for the most part. Okay, give those
Speaker 2: this my three.
Speaker 1: So, like at your funeral, if somebody were describing you,
Speaker 1: would want them to be like Andrew Polici Polis. Did
Speaker 1: I say that right?
Speaker 2: Either? One?
Speaker 1: Okay, he was kind, he was hard working, and he
Speaker 1: was happy. Yeah, and that's it.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I'd be fine with that because I feel like
Speaker 2: that sums me up. And I know it could be
Speaker 2: boring but to some but I think I've tried to
Speaker 2: lead a life where if I make somebody happy just
Speaker 2: by being happy, or if I do a good deed
Speaker 2: that goes to like goes the extra mile to help
Speaker 2: other people by putting in some hard work too. Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think those are really good things.
Speaker 1: They're really good things.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You know what a thing I don't like about myself.
Speaker 4: What I say, Uh, a lot. I noticed that when
Speaker 4: I listen back to myself. Did you like even when
Speaker 4: Andrew and I do our podcast serial Killers and bowl Chat, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I say a lot. I don't know have to that's
Speaker 4: my crutch. Crutch, it's crutch, not crotch.
Speaker 1: Right, it's definitely not crossed.
Speaker 4: It's crutch.
Speaker 1: I should not have told you that. It is definitely crotch. Yes,
Speaker 1: for sure, go forward, that's my crotch. You say a lot, Andrew?
Speaker 1: What do you say?
Speaker 2: I say again all the time, like if I'm making
Speaker 2: my point, I reinforce it with and again again. This
Speaker 2: should be like this again, I said.
Speaker 4: You know what else? I don't like that you say what.
Speaker 2: What go on Gandhi's podcast?
Speaker 1: Guys? I like it.
Speaker 4: I just like if I'm like, hey, buddy, do you
Speaker 4: want a coffee? I'm good for now? Like, what do
Speaker 4: you mean for now? Just say no? Thanks?
Speaker 2: They don't want to coffee right now, but maybe in
Speaker 2: an hour I do.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't think you use it that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm in your head. I know exactly what
Speaker 2: you're thinking.
Speaker 4: Next question.
Speaker 1: So this is actually the part where we would normally
Speaker 1: do and ask me anything. Andrew has a bunch of
Speaker 1: asked me anything questions, But if you have one, since
Speaker 1: you're here and this is kind of half your episode,
Speaker 1: you could do and ask me anything if you have one.
Speaker 4: I I mean, I'm sure that you've said this before,
Speaker 4: so I'm sorry if I wasn't paying attention. But I
Speaker 4: am curious that if you were not doing this, Like
Speaker 4: when you were a little girl, what did you what
Speaker 4: did you want to do with your life? Like what
Speaker 4: were you before? Like the radio bug bit? You like before?
Speaker 4: I before I cared about radio, Like I wanted to
Speaker 4: be a fireman and a garbage man, That's what I wanted.
Speaker 4: I used to follow the garbage trucks, which when there
Speaker 4: was no school and I would hear the garbage truck,
Speaker 4: I would get out of my bike and I would
Speaker 4: go ride behind it and follow them up the block.
Speaker 1: What is this little weirdo?
Speaker 4: I like to watch them throw trash in the truck,
Speaker 4: and then sometimes they would take things and put it
Speaker 4: in the little basket underneath the truck if it was
Speaker 4: a cool trash, you know.
Speaker 1: Like they keep those things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, And then I also wanted to I know
Speaker 4: it was for you, but I always wanted to be
Speaker 4: a firefighter, and so I would When I would hear
Speaker 4: the fire alarm go off in the neighborhood, I would
Speaker 4: quickly jump on my bike and I would race to
Speaker 4: the firehouse because I wanted to watch them. I wanted
Speaker 4: to watch them leave. Back in the day, when you
Speaker 4: had like a mongoose bicycle, there were these things that
Speaker 4: would go on the handlebars and I would put I
Speaker 4: had one on one side and blue one on the
Speaker 4: other side, like it was like flashing lights on a car,
Speaker 4: and I would like do a siren with my mouth,
Speaker 4: and I would go to the fire department.
Speaker 1: How old were you like twenty seven, twenty eight, No,
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 4: Probably like ten or eleven, twelve somewhere.
Speaker 2: Back to you for your podcast after we just had
Speaker 2: to hear this one talk about it for.
Speaker 4: Five minutes, I mean, nobody asked me, so I figured
Speaker 4: I would just put it out there.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed, We're getting to know you. That's okay, that's great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm excited about this.
Speaker 4: And then my mom wouldn't sign the paperwork. I couldn't
Speaker 4: be a junior firefighter because my bet my grades were bad.
Speaker 1: Anyway, what was your question?
Speaker 4: I evenfore, what did you want to do before you
Speaker 4: did radio?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, So in fourth grade I actually did a project
Speaker 1: for Career Day on being a DJ on the radio.
Speaker 4: Really wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But I wanted to be a dolphin trainer. That
Speaker 1: was like, hands down, if I could do anything, I
Speaker 1: want to play with an animal all day, dolphins in particular.
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be great. And then
Speaker 1: I would go to the aquariums all the time and
Speaker 1: find out what went into being a dolphin trainer, and
Speaker 1: it seemed terrible and boring to actually get to the
Speaker 1: place where you wanted to play with the dolphins and
Speaker 1: do all of that stuff.
Speaker 4: So you've always been animals of all?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh my god. When I was little, there's
Speaker 1: a play in Columbus called Kosai.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was a little little like kids museum you could
Speaker 1: go and they had this area of baby chicks. I
Speaker 1: used to put those baby chicks in whatever pocket or
Speaker 1: my sleeve, whatever I could to get them out of
Speaker 1: there and take them home. I was like known at Kosai,
Speaker 1: feel like there she is again. And my mom would
Speaker 1: always stop me. She's like, put your hands in your pockets,
Speaker 1: let me there are always little baby chicks in my pockets.
Speaker 1: They were so cute.
Speaker 4: Did you kill them?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: How could they go in your pocket?
Speaker 1: Have like a puffy coat, It goes in your pocket?
Speaker 1: And put in my jeans pocket. They were little. My
Speaker 1: hand wrapped around them, stuck them right in there.
Speaker 4: Did you ever see the movie Cocoon?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Oh, I watched it over the weekend on DVD. Don't
Speaker 4: know why, but I did VD player. Yeah. I still
Speaker 4: have a VHS DVD combo combo in my room just
Speaker 4: in case. Okay, And so I was watching the movie
Speaker 4: Cocoon and when they were like when they were down,
Speaker 4: like getting the cocoons up from under the water, just
Speaker 4: dolphins everywhere, like I don't unders like, I don't. I
Speaker 4: didn't understand why there were so many dolphins in this movie.
Speaker 4: Didn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: I wish I could help you out with that.
Speaker 4: You should watch it, will for Brimley's in it.
Speaker 2: I am not a fan of dolphins. I'm honest. I've
Speaker 2: never liked dolphins. I felt they're too smart and they
Speaker 2: rape what they do.
Speaker 1: Right, you guys, these are isolated incidents.
Speaker 4: You hear about them a lot. You hear about the
Speaker 4: dolphin rapes a lot.
Speaker 1: You hear about them a lot because idiots like you
Speaker 1: two are like dolphins rape pass it on.
Speaker 2: I just don't trust them. I think they're way like
Speaker 2: I saw the Simpsons episode years ago, and it's always
Speaker 2: stuck with.
Speaker 4: That was a cartoon.
Speaker 2: You're right, The Simpsons is a cartoon anyway. So I
Speaker 2: just think that they're way too smart. The echo location
Speaker 2: terrifies me. They're hunting patterns scare me, and the whole
Speaker 2: just everything about them it's terrifying. I think they're too smart.
Speaker 1: Have you ever done this song with a dolphin?
Speaker 2: I have, and it was a traumatic experience.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're such a babe like that. They're amazing.
Speaker 2: I think they sensed my fear. So then they were
Speaker 2: like just playing with me. Where like do they push
Speaker 2: you up over the water. Yeah, My dolphin kept missing
Speaker 2: my feet. Their stupid nose thing hurts, so it was
Speaker 2: just like knocking my feet around. And then when they're
Speaker 2: supposed to raise you up, they didn't raise me up
Speaker 2: all the way.
Speaker 4: So I was just kind of like, I love the
Speaker 4: I love the way they feel.
Speaker 2: Dolphins think dolphins are doe.
Speaker 4: They feel really cool. I mean, while I was holding
Speaker 4: out of the fin. I just couldn't stop looking at
Speaker 4: the butthole on top of its head. That's I will say,
Speaker 4: the glowhole. Yeah, it looks like it looks like a
Speaker 4: buttthole and it's like a sphincter. It opens and closes.
Speaker 1: And I guarantee you he thought about singing something in it. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't what it would be like if he did
Speaker 1: this to the dolphins.
Speaker 4: No, I did not.
Speaker 2: I will say, I do you think the dolphin killing
Speaker 2: is like totally not? Okay, that's super dolphins.
Speaker 1: Have you ever see the cove?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh my god, so depressing. Like I'm not a
Speaker 2: dolphin fan, but that's really depressing.
Speaker 1: And they say things have changed now. This documentary came
Speaker 1: out probably ten years ago about this ritual in Japan
Speaker 1: where they basically heard all of these dolphins into this
Speaker 1: one cove and they brutally slaughter them. Why for what
Speaker 1: like massive amounts of them?
Speaker 4: But to do what with them? What do you do
Speaker 4: with dolphins?
Speaker 1: Different different theories about what happened. Some people were saying
Speaker 1: it was sort of the final like fuck you to
Speaker 1: the West from Japan because we outlawed whaling, like International
Speaker 1: ocean Oceanic Society said you can't win anymore since, well,
Speaker 1: not certain things, but because a dolphin was categorized as
Speaker 1: a porpoise, we didn't say you couldn't kill these things.
Speaker 1: So that's what some people say. Other people say that
Speaker 1: there are these like properties within a finn or whatever
Speaker 1: else that are so good for you if you can
Speaker 1: have a little bit of it. It's all terrible, But
Speaker 1: that documentary actually made me.
Speaker 4: Boldly dolphin, dolphin finn soup. Have I seen that? There's
Speaker 4: some fink.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's another horrible documentary on that which is really sad.
Speaker 1: But dolphins are amazing. I think they're awesome. This is
Speaker 1: gonna sound like a depressing story, but it's not because
Speaker 1: it was finally like the moment where I felt like
Speaker 1: things would be okay. I told you guys, I was
Speaker 1: dating somebody and he died. Well, I was living in
Speaker 1: Miami at the time, and he died in this one
Speaker 1: specific area of Bay Harbor and there are houses and
Speaker 1: it's a bay and you can sit on this little
Speaker 1: wall if you want to and dangle your feet over
Speaker 1: the side. And I was coming home with a bunch
Speaker 1: of my friends from being out and they were getting
Speaker 1: shit faced. I didn't want to because I just wasn't
Speaker 1: in the mood for it. It was maybe eight or nine
Speaker 1: months later, and as we were coming home, I decided,
Speaker 1: they're all passed out. I'm gonna pull at this bay
Speaker 1: and just go talk to the sky because I feel
Speaker 1: like it and I wanted to be like close for
Speaker 1: a second. So I did, and I was sitting on
Speaker 1: the edge and I said, you know what. I know
Speaker 1: you're never gonna be able to talk to me, but
Speaker 1: if you can hear me, just give me a sign,
Speaker 1: like anything. And what happened. Not one two dolphins popped
Speaker 1: out of the water at my feet and I was
Speaker 1: able to touch them and bend down. It scared me
Speaker 1: at first because you see fins and you're like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: it's a shark. But i'd been down and I touched them,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god. Now you would
Speaker 1: think this is a crazy story, and I'm making it up.
Speaker 1: One of my friends from the car, Jamie, she got
Speaker 1: out and came to get me, and she was like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing. Oh my god, why are you
Speaker 1: sitting on this bay at three in the morning. This
Speaker 1: is crazy. She looked down and she saw the dolphins
Speaker 1: and said, holy shit, no way. She bent down to
Speaker 1: touch them. Every time she tried to touch them, they
Speaker 1: ducked away from her. Every time I tried to touch them,
Speaker 1: they came to me, and I was like, that's my
Speaker 1: sign he can hear me. I feel a lot better now.
Speaker 4: Don't you think it'd be cool if dolphins had legs
Speaker 4: and breathed air and were domesticated and you could have
Speaker 4: one in your house?
Speaker 1: So they allegedly, No, I think dolphins were like seals.
Speaker 1: They say dolphins were the original humans, that they came
Speaker 1: out of the water. Check out how it was they
Speaker 1: used to be able to walk. We're like, fuck, this
Speaker 1: went back into the water.
Speaker 4: Who says this?
Speaker 1: Look it up?
Speaker 4: Who says this?
Speaker 1: Scientists? Okay, not your therapist. You can believe in this, scotty.
Speaker 4: They were like realist scientists back then.
Speaker 2: No, we can't do this for another like, this is
Speaker 2: gonna be a way too long, gonna wrap it up.
Speaker 1: We're gonna wrap it up to your research. Look up
Speaker 1: dolphins walking on the land.
Speaker 4: Okay, just because it's there, it doesn't mean it's real.
Speaker 2: Okay, we can't do this. This sky beat something else.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for.
Speaker 4: Sorry Producer didn't mean to get in your way.
Speaker 2: No, Trusty, you've taken enough of it.
Speaker 1: I could do this all day, guys. I would do
Speaker 1: a podcast with the two of you, just us story
Speaker 1: if I could.
Speaker 2: Really have to wrap this up.
Speaker 1: This is why we are way over.
Speaker 4: Thank you Scotty for all recording anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyway, thanks for listening to episode two,
Speaker 1: slightly unhinged. It wasn't me today, it was definitely Scott
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Speaker 4: Bye.
Speaker 1: So three, that's it right next week next week.
Speaker 4: Thank you for having me. This was fun.
Speaker 1: You're a good time Scott Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sometimes Bye everybody, bye,