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Speaker 1: All right, all right, come until your live from Philly.

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Speaker 1: It's the Folly and Tony Foolsco as always Polly Fosco. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: with Tony Forcecard. Well, Tony, you're not really in our

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Speaker 1: studios today. We gotta be honest with the audience. Here.

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Speaker 1: Tony's grandma Sylvia. She's got a bad foot than Tony

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Speaker 1: was grafted to take care of her today. So he's

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Speaker 1: coming to your life, unfortunately from her living room. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she won't stop bothering me about how she needs her

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Speaker 1: foot cream. And I told the lady, wait your turn.

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Speaker 1: I got a global podcast to record. You can stick

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Speaker 1: your foot and your cream up your you nowhere. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't worry people, We're not letting her get in the

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Speaker 1: way of delivering a terrific show with a terrific guest

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Speaker 1: on like last week with John Ran more like John Borrand,

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Speaker 1: good one, thank you. Uh, A little backstory on our

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Speaker 1: guest today. You know, our show is known for two things,

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Speaker 1: well many things, but two mainly spot on sports takes

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Speaker 1: and of course investigative journalism. The other day, Tony and

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Speaker 1: I were looking at the sports ratings and we see

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Speaker 1: loads for both bowling and soccer, and I look at

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Speaker 1: Tony and say, wait a moment. Bowling is hugely popular

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Speaker 1: in our neighborhood. Soccer is big around the world. How

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Speaker 1: come the ratings aren't bigger. Yeah, we figured there must

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Speaker 1: be a missing link, you know, like Charles Dickens and

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Speaker 1: the Apes. Yep, and we dug deep as usual and

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Speaker 1: found that bowling and soccer have the same announcer. This

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Speaker 1: guy's name is Rob Stone, and we're gonna have him

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Speaker 1: on in a few minutes here to ask him how

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Speaker 1: responsible he feels for ruining these tremendous sports. But before that, people,

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Speaker 1: there are people out there making so many headlines by

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Speaker 1: saying the dumbest stuff. So we're gonna do a new

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Speaker 1: segment on their show called Don't be Dumb, Don't alright.

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Speaker 1: First one out the gate here, presumptive number one pick,

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Speaker 1: Trevor Lawrence, the top t'll be in the draft, comes

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Speaker 1: out and says this about football. To Sports Illustrated, he says, quote,

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Speaker 1: it's not like I need this for my life to

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Speaker 1: be okay. How disrespectful. Anybody who knows anything about how

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Speaker 1: to be successful knows your whole life and personal happiness

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Speaker 1: should completely depend on what you do for a living absolutely, PAULI,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to see braggadocious, but look at us.

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Speaker 1: We have had a big time successful career twenty two

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Speaker 1: years in sports media because we literally don't care about

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Speaker 1: anything except two things. This show and obviously I will

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Speaker 1: highly reputable cost stereo business Paully and Tony's cost stereo

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Speaker 1: hook up and sub woffle repair over at the corner

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Speaker 1: of dirty fourth Street behind the Wahwan Spruce. That's all

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Speaker 1: that matters, well, said Tony. And you know Trevor Lawrence

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Speaker 1: clearly doesn't have his priorities straight. And to make matters worse,

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Speaker 1: I just saw Trevor Lawrence got married. Oh terrible move.

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Speaker 1: Terrible timing on the subject that terrible timing. Uh, what's

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Speaker 1: that I hear in the background. One second, Grandma, keep

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Speaker 1: it down. We're picking you up on the mica, Grandma,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing the show. So unprofessional on her part. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: let's give our advice to someone else who needs to

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Speaker 1: hear it. Here. Former NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez was on

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Speaker 1: Colin Coward's new podcast, because obviously that's what everyone needs

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Speaker 1: is an extra hour of Colin Coward. Anyway, Coward asks

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Speaker 1: Sanchez to name the best coach he ever had, because

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Speaker 1: you know, Sanchez played for a billion teams. Here's what

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Speaker 1: Sanchez said, get a load of this. Well, I think,

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Speaker 1: brilliant coaches in NFL history. Of course, I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: the great Rex Ryan. Yeah, not only what Rex Ryan's

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Speaker 1: his press conferences as funny as possible. He told jokes,

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Speaker 1: an NFL theme could be coached by carrot Top. That's

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Speaker 1: what made it so great. But clearly Mark Sanchez has

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Speaker 1: The craziest part of the story, Tony, is the blowback

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Speaker 1: the conversation for greatest of all time. Yeah, most people

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Speaker 1: Here he is on the full SCO Satellite network satellite alright.

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Speaker 1: This guy is a long time sportscaster. You know him,

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Speaker 1: You've seen him everywhere. I'm not going to go through

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Speaker 1: does soccer and bowling. Rob Stone, welcome to the show. Uh,

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Speaker 1: Thanks for coming. Are we good? Well? We we have

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Speaker 1: we you know, we connected the dotsia, big, big, mind

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Speaker 1: blowing discovery for us. You know, there are two sports

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Speaker 1: in America right now with terribly low ratings. They're great sports,

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Speaker 1: Then we found out the commonality. They have the same announcer. You. So,

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Speaker 1: all right. Now, we're not talking about bowling season. It's

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Speaker 1: not football season. Soccer team there and Philly, man, you

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Speaker 1: in the Philadelphia Union, right there in your ballpark. And

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Speaker 1: come on, Bowling used to be huge. You know that

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Speaker 1: Mr Jason Robots. But your bowling ratings are so low.

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Speaker 1: a few of these. If our audience, who probably doesn't

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Speaker 1: watch bowling like most people, here's what you say. On

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Speaker 1: but a bowler gets four strikes in a row, you say, hambone?

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Speaker 1: a row that you just answer the question, three strikes

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Speaker 1: It still makes no sense to me after that explanation zero.

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Speaker 1: You know, shouldn't it be something bigger than a turkey? Like,

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Speaker 1: say yacht sea. Yeah, man, you have five in a row.

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Speaker 1: That's yatsi. Right, when have you ever played? Have you

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Speaker 1: ever played yats Pouli? No, I don't play board games.

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Speaker 1: breaking those. Guess what, Tony just booked super Bowl legend

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Speaker 1: Can't wait for that now. Look, you know we're not

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Speaker 1: Great job as always, same to you, Paulie, another floorless show.

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