WEBVTT - Shit Storm 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:05.400 Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.080 week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:12.400 of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.480 --> 0:00:15.440 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:19.560 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:23.360 Hot takes break free for something special. The fifth Hour 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:28.240 with Ben Mallar starts right now, and we are eating 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:34.239 the air everywhere the vast power of podcasting as we 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:40.040 provide you marginal podcast quality even on the weekends. It's 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:43.800 eight days a week now the radio show as you 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:46.199 should be listening to five days a week. And then 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:49.159 on Friday you get a double header action. It's like 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:51.920 a Marlin schedule or Cardinal schedule. You get a twin 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:55.080 bill because not only can you listen to the four 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:58.560 hours of content packaged for you on the I Heart 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:02.400 and other platforms the podcast, the Ben Mallory Radio Show, 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:06.720 but you get this dopey podcast as well, because four 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:12.039 hours during the night during the week clearly not enough. 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:14.520 And we thank you for supporting the podcast. You guys 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:16.839 have been great. The numbers have been up all year. 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:19.560 Uh since we started doing three a week. We were 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:23.160 doing one or two. We were doing like one, and 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:24.800 then we did two and they were laugh, screw it, 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:27.039 We'll just do three. And the numbers have been been 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:29.039 up on that. So good job by you, and for 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:31.319 better or worse, and likely for worse, I joined yet 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:36.039 again by David Gascon, who's right over there making his 0:01:36.120 --> 0:01:38.600 way into the microphone as we speak. Right now, he's 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:41.840 gonna literally go inside the microphone into the Matrix. Is 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:43.880 that what it is? You've been watching some new trailers 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:46.039 on on the Matrix four? Is that what you're thinking 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:49.000 right now? Uh? Yeah, Well, yeah, I'm a big Matrix. 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:51.400 Although I've only watched the first Matrix. How about that? 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:53.280 I cannot watch the other ones. That's the first one. 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:55.120 I was told that was the one to watch. And 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.240 I quote the Matrix quite a bit. There's a lot 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:59.880 of good stuff in there, the Red Pill, the Blue Pin. 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:03.200 I also say that Twitter is like the Matrix because 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:05.720 it's a different world. People think that's real, but it's not. 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:09.000 So the question is, and since you've watched that one 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:11.560 episode of the Matrix, and I know all the men 0:02:11.600 --> 0:02:14.120 out there can relate to this, who would you identify 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:18.480 as the woman in the red dress. Is that Mrs Maller? Wow, 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:21.200 look at you as wait, wait, hold on a second. 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:24.120 We're less than three minutes into the podcast and already 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:28.040 a reference to the wife. I mean, guess gun, you're 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:33.240 adding to your shady reputation. Listen on this podcast. I 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:35.919 do need to give her a big shout out because 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:39.400 why she gave me She actually gave me a couple 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:42.840 of birthday presents. No, no, she did. No no, no, no, no, no, 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:45.680 no no no. That was from the mouth or family. Yeah, 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:47.560 but that's that was from the mouth. We know who 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:52.600 that's from. Like, no, okay, I'm very thoughtful. What did 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:54.120 she give me? Or what did you guys give me? 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:57.480 Who got you a book? He did? What was the 0:02:58.120 --> 0:02:59.960 title of the book? I don't I don't need to 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:03.079 promote the book. They gotta buy advertising for that. IM Well, 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:06.280 it was two bucks actually, and it wasn't just I was. 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:10.160 I sent one she sent Okay, that's what happened. So's 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:12.919 that's how that works there. I think, you know, I'm 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:15.960 very generous. I'm very giving. I know there's reputation being 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:18.400 a tight wad like that. Man, Well, you're like, I'm 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:22.120 like Santa Claus. Alright, I'm like, I'm Santa Claus. Okay, 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:25.880 so like you're spat ho ho ho ho ho ho 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:28.920 ho ho. And yet for some reason they think of 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:32.000 me that I'm always on a shoestring budget and uh 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:35.160 in frugal and all this. No, couldn't be further from 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:38.280 the truth. I'm your seasonal frugal. Then we'll say that, 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:41.560 how about that your seasonal when it comes to spending, 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:44.440 and your seasonal it comes to being frugal. I don't 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:47.520 know what you're talking about. You know. I I use 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:50.320 all of the toothpaste, I spread the butter thin, I 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:53.080 watered down the soup, I do all that stuff. You know, 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:56.280 there's certain times we talked about dining, and there's nights 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:59.080 that you want to go cheap and go to those tacos. 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:01.120 Those other nights you want splurts a little bit, not 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:05.920 like Hills. No, you're you're the guy that loves to 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:13.160 just flush money away at the restaurants. I have said this, 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:16.080 And I remember when I was driving to spring training 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:19.200 from l A to Arizona, not the Florida one, but 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:21.839 to Arizona for the cover spring training one year, and 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:26.240 I stopped at this truck stop on the Arizona California 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:28.159 board was on the Arizona side because I get gas 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:29.680 and I get a bite to eat, and it was 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:34.280 the fucking greatest meal I had had in uh, you know, years. 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:36.479 And I was like, this is a truck stop in 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:40.440 the middle of a desert town on the California Arizona border. 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:44.040 I'm I and it was cheap and it was wonderful 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:46.240 like and then these idiots have to go to the 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:48.600 they need the ambiance, they need they need that kind 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:50.880 of stuff, so they go to these nice restaurants and 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:54.640 you get get bent over. I mean, yeah, come on, 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:58.000 that's the grease, the grease food man. That's that's soul 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:01.320 for the for the stomach. That's why the truck driver. Well, no, 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:03.920 that you know, and I've talked about this many times. 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:08.960 The three food groups that are the most important are salt, sugar, 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:13.320 and fat. And no I've read books on this because 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:15.040 I like this kind of stuff because I'm a loser. 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:19.320 But the people that make mass produce foods in this country, 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:22.800 they spend millions of dollars. They call it the bliss point, 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:27.799 and it's that it's that proper ratio of sugar fat. 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:32.120 I'm not kidding, sugar, fat, and salt. And there are 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:35.160 people that are dedicated this, like like the food scientists 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:38.920 to try to find that Goldilocks zone for the proper 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:43.200 amount of sugar, salt, and fat. But I've always believed 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:47.200 gascon that what I have going right now in my 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:50.840 life is the perfect way to do this when it 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:55.279 comes to consuming food, because I don't use much. And 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:57.920 you know that old saying that hunger is the best 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:02.400 spice of the best sauce. It's true. It's true. If 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:04.800 you haven't eaten in a couple of days or a day, 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:07.040 and then you go eat a meal, that meal is 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:09.080 gonna taste better than it normally would eat. If you're 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:12.440 eating three meals a day, what happens if you eat 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:17.520 the same meal three times a day. I would when 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:19.000 I was making when I was a kid, I would 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:21.800 eat mac and cheese or whatever, you know, my my 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:24.640 or a grilled cheese sandwiches or some crap like that. 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:28.640 What do you eating, jumb No, No, I bring that 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:30.440 up because of this is when I when I went 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:32.839 to when I was going to undergrad San Diego, stayed 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:35.520 a good group of my friends, my buddy Nick, John 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:39.160 and Brennan. They all went tom Noodles. Was it Ramino. 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:41.880 I went to elementary in high school with these cats, 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:43.640 and so I trust him with a lot of things. 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:45.920 And my buddy Nick, who I was a roommate with, 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:48.920 he didn't have anywhere to sleep at his place and 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:51.120 I had just moved down there, so I was literally 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:54.080 sleeping on his floor and my buddy Brennan was sleeping 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:57.599 on his fruit frut on and the food time was 0:06:57.600 --> 0:06:59.920 was not big at all, so we had like limited space. 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:02.920 But because we were moving into a new spot within 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:05.560 a two week period, I don't want to buy groceries. 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:07.159 I don't want to buy like any food, and so 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:09.920 I felt guilty about like just coming in and living 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:12.800 down there with with those guys. But they introduced me 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:16.480 this spot just before you get into Mission Valley, like 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:19.520 on the tip of Mission Valley in downtown San Diego 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:23.280 in the five Freeway. It's this Mexican spot called Santana's. 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:26.320 And it was the first time, I swear to guy, 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:29.280 the first time I ever got introduced to California, Barritos 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:34.840 and Ben because they did because because they did not 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:38.840 want to have any groceries in my buddy's house. I 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:43.080 ate to California Burritos a day, not one, but I 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:45.560 had to fucking per day. So those that don't know 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:49.200 that I've never experienced like Mexican, true Mexican cuisine in 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:53.600 southern California, California barritos either carnea solder chicken and then 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:57.480 you have salsa, and then you have fries and that's 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:00.920 all put together in a in a giant brito. Yeah, 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:02.960 I mean so again, just to go it over there. 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:05.200 You have the chicken to the carne asada, you got 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:08.480 the fries, and you have the salt and the cheese, 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:11.680 and it's perfect. This is a perfect burrito. And it 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:14.880 was five. That's what I did. Five five for a 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:19.400 California Burritos, a giant burrito. And uh, those guys always 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:22.360 got those guys always got poo. I got carnea sada. 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:25.160 I had him two times a day for two weeks. 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:28.680 It was fucking awesome for two only two weeks, though, 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:30.640 I thought you'd go longer than that. Only two weeks. 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:34.400 That after that I was able to buy groceries. Okay, 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:37.640 but I'll never forget it. I mean in San Diego, 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:40.400 that's like some of my favorite spots, like the little 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:42.960 you know, places that you're talking about, like the truck 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:47.080 stopped onto Arizona, Like, yeah, well, isn't that you know, 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:50.400 it's it's the way to break if you have a 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:53.079 kid that like loves chocolate chip cookies, right, isn't that 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:54.559 the way you're supposed to do it? Is you sit 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:57.440 them in a room with a plate of chocolate chip 0:08:57.440 --> 0:09:01.960 cookies to the ceiling and you have them eat all 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:03.839 of them and then they will never want to eat 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:06.360 in the chocolate chip cookie again, right because they're like, 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:09.600 holy fuck, this is terrible. This is you know, they get, 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:11.200 they get, But I think that's the way to break 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:14.440 any any addiction to something is well not probably drugs, 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:18.439 so you did too much heroin, but yeah, or whiskey, 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:20.800 like beer drinking Brian and half Pint. I don't know 0:09:20.800 --> 0:09:22.439 if you heard any of that because you're not a 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:24.960 night time person, but but this, uh, this couple in 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:27.760 Kansas City that has been calling the show for the 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:31.280 last maybe year or so, maybe a little longer than that, 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:34.640 but not that much longer and beer drinking. Bryan's from Minnesota, 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:37.040 lives in Kansas City, so he called the show and 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:40.120 he's always schnock he's always Shannock. You know. I try 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:42.800 to be receptive. I try to be supportive. I can't. 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:45.360 I'm an overnight radio guy. I'm not gonna get people to, 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:48.920 you know, go to sobriety and all that stuff. I'm not. Unfortunately, 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:51.120 I've lost a lot of these people that are great characters, 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:54.360 and they die young because of the Anyway, so beer 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:56.679 Drinking brand calls up and I'm like whatever. He usually 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:58.480 I have much to say, but he loves the show 0:09:58.520 --> 0:09:59.640 and he wants to be on the show and it's 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:01.400 a big thing. So I put him so. Then like 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:03.360 a couple of months ago, he starts putting this half 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:06.520 pint on, which is his girl, right is is? I 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:10.000 don't think they're married, but their girlfriend. So then she 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:12.679 sounded all right, and then like the last couple of days, 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:17.199 she's had this weird transition into cartoon. She sounds like 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:21.040 a a mix of the teacher in the Peanuts and 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:24.800 like a character from South Park. It's uh, it's crazy, 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:27.120 It's just nuts. I don't know what happened. I was 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:31.120 he's doing a voice or what, but just just nothing. 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:32.760 But by the point, is I give you gave a 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:36.280 beer drinking Brian you sat him in the room and 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:39.719 let's say he was actually rarely he was not schnockered 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:42.600 at that time, and you give him a table filled 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:45.760 with one side of the tables got scotch, the middle 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:48.880 parts got whiskey, and then the other side's got bourbon, 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:50.720 and you told him he had to drink all that, 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:53.679 like he would still want more. But but you know 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:55.760 what I mean. But that's the exception of the rule. 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:58.600 Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:02.600 Show week days at two am Eastern Pacific on Fox 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:05.760 Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Anyway, all right, 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:09.080 so coming up on this podcast, it's is in an 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:12.640 interview podcast. No, it's not an interview podcast. It's a 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:17.120 storytime podcast. That's right, It's a story time podcast, which 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:20.280 is different. Uh, we're gonna call this one a walk 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:22.240 in the park, is what We're gonna call this one 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:23.960 a walk in the park. And then we also have 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:28.480 if we have time, all about Bob, but not what 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:30.960 you think all about Bob. So those are the two things, 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:34.280 only two things, only two things. But I think that'll 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:36.880 be enough, uh, and I think we'll be be good 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:38.360 on that. Before we get into the meat of it 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:44.160 shameless promotion. Cameo Cameo Cameo, Cameo cameo dot com. So far, 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:48.600 the oddest request I've gotten is from Jesse, a Laker apologist, 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:50.840 And we mentioned this in a previous episode that I 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:54.280 had to do the my favorite Laker players of all 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:58.480 time in a cameo request, and I did it, and 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:01.400 people have been threaing, although no one's actually done it. 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:03.720 You know, they've said, I want a video with Bella, 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:06.920 but that hasn't happened yet. Maybe it'll happen, uh any 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:08.640 whatever you want, but if you want to. 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And 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:47.280 then on Twitter, Twitter at Ben mallor Instagram Ben Maller 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:49.160 on Fox and Facebook. We use that a lot for 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:52.440 the podcast Ben Mallard Show and guestcon. People can somehow 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:55.720 track you down to talk about California breath? Yeah? Can we? 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:58.480 Can you make sure to add a disclaimer that I'm 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:01.480 not fucking fifty years old old? Like I got people 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:04.080 like setting me d m s Asking like, hey, are 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:06.439 you really that that old? You don't like you are? 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:11.000 And I know, I like how you try to downplay that. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:13.680 I understand you're at that age. You would you want 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:16.079 to just be more relatable. You don't want to say, hey, 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:18.240 I'm actually that age you wanta you wanna say? No, no, 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:20.640 I'm younger. No, I mean you're hanging onto your youth. No, 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:22.960 like I started last week when we hung out with 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:26.680 the fake dentist, I'm much younger than both of you guys. 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:28.839 So it's good to be back in the settle. But 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:31.720 yes on Twitter at David J. Gascon Samethy with cameo, 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:35.040 and then Instagram is at Dave Gascon when I got 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:38.240 some some toys coming in the mail. Ben, so, I 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:40.200 am really excited about what we're gonna do in the 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:43.400 month of September. You and I so yeah, oh yeah, 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:47.400 some toys and yes, yes, how to upgrade the MacBook 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:51.840 and then adding some some things that are similar to 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:55.640 your your private studio there at the Mallard Manchins. Let 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:58.320 me tell you something, this studio is working very well. 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:00.199 And did I see the other day with a Age 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:05.160 League Baseball hat? Yes, I'm upgrading. People are sending me hats. 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:08.360 It's it's an amazing thing here. They want to you know, 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:10.360 and I'm all four like I I you know what 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:13.480 I'd like to do, and this is probably third rail man. 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:15.600 I support the police. I would we got a lot 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:17.360 of police that listen to the show you you know, 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:20.240 local police department hats. I'd wear those loud and proud 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:22.600 on those things. I would love to, um but I 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:25.160 don't really have any of those I can wear. But 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:28.000 but that, and then people keep complaining about the Iowa 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:31.840 Hawkeyes hat to send my location and hey, I'm I'm 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:34.240 equal oppertunity. I went to Saddleback College. I have a 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:36.400 hat from saddle back that I wear, but i'd i'd 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:38.080 wear you know, if you wanna, you know, send an 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:40.720 SEC hat or whatever. I'm pretty much wear anything. At 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:43.480 this point, there was some guy because I was kissing 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:47.080 the ass of Ramone Loriano of the Athletics. I love 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:51.960 that Guy's my favorite as player since Carney Lansford. Um 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:53.960 but no he uh yeah. I love the guy because 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:55.840 it was great because he attacked the Astros. So I'm 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:57.720 gonna send you an as yeah where I don't care 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:00.200 where it is, why not there? I will wear an 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:02.480 because other than the Astros, I will not do the Astros. 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:03.840 I will not do the Lakers. I will not do 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.520 the Astros. That's that's the line in the sand right there? 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:09.440 Have you? Have you gotten a an updated old school 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:12.440 San Diego Padres at I'm not that's a good I 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:15.280 love the Padres uniforms. I want to hate them, but 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:19.520 they're solid. That is a good look. Finally, a team 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:22.800 that changed their uniforms, that did it right, unlike those 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:26.040 amateurs with the Rams who ruined the iconic l A 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:32.520 ram horns on the helmet. Terrible, absolutely terrible. And you 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:36.760 know the Falcons uniforms blaw I don't know who designed 0:15:36.760 --> 0:15:40.120 the Padres uniforms. That's a classical look. That is a 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:42.840 timeless look for the Podrecs. Now they'll change it in 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:44.960 three years because they change it every few years. But 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:48.160 that's a great uniform. They should keep that one forever. Yeah, them, 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:50.960 and when they go military, when they're honoring the military 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:54.320 and their Military Appreciation Day, when them the Pittsburgh Pirates 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:57.880 go with their camouflage uniforms, those are those are a plus. 0:15:57.920 --> 0:16:00.600 But it's weird. San Diego's got to the best iconic 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:04.000 uniforms in all sports, the Chargers and the Padres. I 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:05.680 don't know if you know about this. The Charges moved 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:08.200 to l A, I know, but the San Diego Chargers 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:10.720 they have the iconic uniform. But I'm saying like they 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:14.560 were home for the two most iconic uniforms and you know, 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:16.960 obviously they don't win it all, but well no, and 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:20.200 they actually the three because you were discounting the great 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:26.000 Clipper uniform which came from San Diego, the San Diego Clippers. 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:29.160 Did you like those uniforms? I like the powder blue 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:32.080 and the it was that was a world be free, 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:34.640 That was world be free. Who I'm still trying to 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:37.680 figure out. You know, he led the NBA. I think 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:39.520 in score he have it like thirty points a game 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:42.680 his a second year in San Diego with the Clippers, 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:45.360 and he somehow then ended up on the Golden State Wars. 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:48.080 If you have a guy that scores thirty points a game, 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:51.240 what the funk are you doing getting I don't understand. 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:54.400 I still can't figure that. I can't wrap my mind 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:56.480 around it. The guy, and he was ahead of his time. 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:59.600 World be Free? Right he changed his name and uh, 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:02.320 all these other clowns or put their messages on their 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:05.520 jerseys and all that, but World b Free Boy Ralph 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:08.080 Lawler used to he knew him the old play by 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:10.000 played guy. Ralph used to tell me stories that he 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:12.040 was just a great guy from New York. He was 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:16.080 like a legend from New York basketball, street basketball. Not 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:17.960 that you care about World Be Free. I just know 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:20.280 popped in my hand. We used him as as a 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:23.160 instant trivia or who am I? One of those dump 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:25.320 games that we play. I used him this week because 0:17:25.320 --> 0:17:29.440 I just love the name. Speaking of that. Um, August 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:32.800 is when this episode is coming out? Um, when do 0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:35.320 you think we'll see the day that Cody Bellinger bats 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:40.879 your weight. Well, I think it's pretty interesting that he 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:43.400 was so easy last year for Bellinger, he has decided 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:45.520 to go into the batter's box wearing a blindfold. And 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:47.280 I give him credit because most people wouldn't do that. 0:17:47.320 --> 0:17:48.480 Most people would say, I don't want to go in 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:51.200 the batter's box with a blindfold. But literally, when he's 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:55.280 at home Plate, I believe he is blindfold. It's it's 0:17:55.760 --> 0:17:58.280 him and and that's not also dismissed Max Munsey. I 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:01.479 like Max Max Munsey got paid and the Dodgers are 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:04.320 getting played right now because that's the Max Munsey that 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:06.800 was in the mayor leagues, that was with Oakland. That's 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:10.119 that Max Munsey, right, that's not the Max Muncy that 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:12.200 the Dodgers were. You know, gave all that money too, 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:14.520 because he looked like he had figured out the doctrine 0:18:14.520 --> 0:18:18.719 of Ted Williams on how to hit um. But yeah, anyway, 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:20.960 that's a man whatever. But that, I mean, they have 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:23.040 a good record, but it's still kind of feels that 0:18:23.200 --> 0:18:26.000 they're not. There's something not right there. Yeah, it's it's 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:28.560 something not right with that Dodger team. And it bothers me. 0:18:28.640 --> 0:18:30.520 But you know what doesn't bother me. And I think 0:18:30.520 --> 0:18:32.439 I was texting you this a couple of weeks ago actually, 0:18:32.440 --> 0:18:36.199 when they were in Houston. Is Edwin Rios. Yeah, I 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:38.320 like that guy, and he's like a part time guy. 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:40.240 I like the guy, but he's got he's got a 0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:42.960 smooth swing and it seems like every time he makes 0:18:43.000 --> 0:18:45.199 contact it's right on the ball. I mean it's just 0:18:45.440 --> 0:18:47.720 sweet spot. Ba's a ball and it looks like he's 0:18:47.720 --> 0:18:50.600 gonna hit it out every time. Yeah, they got some 0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:53.280 of those guys they mix in and and rio is 0:18:53.320 --> 0:18:55.840 going forward, is gonna get more and more playing time, 0:18:55.880 --> 0:18:57.520 and they'll get rid of some of the deadweight like 0:18:57.600 --> 0:18:59.800 kek Hernandez and guys like to add. After the year, 0:18:59.800 --> 0:19:03.400 he's free agent and hopefully they'll finally get rid of Bias. 0:19:03.520 --> 0:19:06.919 Because he takes seven hours on the mound between pitches. 0:19:06.960 --> 0:19:08.800 They could let him go somewhere else and signed with 0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:11.480 the Twins or whatever as a free agent. Anyway, let's 0:19:11.480 --> 0:19:13.400 get to the walk in the podcast and you're ready 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:16.320 for this. This is big alright. So it's storytime on 0:19:16.359 --> 0:19:20.600 the fifth hour podcast. So I'm I saved this for 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:23.280 this this podcast because I I could have told this 0:19:23.320 --> 0:19:25.440 story on the radio show. I could not have told 0:19:25.480 --> 0:19:27.919 it the way I'm about to tell it, and I 0:19:27.960 --> 0:19:30.040 will likely leave some things out. I will change some 0:19:30.160 --> 0:19:33.640 things around too, let's say, cover up for the guilty 0:19:33.720 --> 0:19:37.320 or protect the innocent. Uh So, Tuesday I was out 0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:41.320 walking around. It's my my thing. Right since King Newsum 0:19:41.320 --> 0:19:44.000 closed the gym's and then reopened them briefly with strict 0:19:44.080 --> 0:19:47.679 rules and regulations, I decided, you know what, I'm not 0:19:47.720 --> 0:19:49.600 going to be a party of that. It just doesn't 0:19:49.640 --> 0:19:51.280 work for me. I work overnights. I need to go 0:19:51.320 --> 0:19:54.600 to the gym when they're not open twenty four hours anymore. 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:56.560 I used to go to twenty four hour fitness. They're 0:19:56.600 --> 0:20:00.680 not open twenty four hours, so I'm done. Um. So 0:20:00.720 --> 0:20:03.880 each afternoon, when I get up from my hyberd nation, 0:20:05.000 --> 0:20:08.119 I throw some clothes on, I get a little canister 0:20:08.359 --> 0:20:11.840