1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:05,400 Speaker 1: Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:09,080 Speaker 1: week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants 3 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:12,400 Speaker 1: of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 4 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 1: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 5 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of 6 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 1: Hot takes break free for something special. The fifth Hour 7 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:28,240 Speaker 1: with Ben Mallar starts right now, and we are eating 8 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:34,239 Speaker 1: the air everywhere the vast power of podcasting as we 9 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: provide you marginal podcast quality even on the weekends. It's 10 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 1: eight days a week now the radio show as you 11 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,199 Speaker 1: should be listening to five days a week. And then 12 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:49,159 Speaker 1: on Friday you get a double header action. It's like 13 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,920 Speaker 1: a Marlin schedule or Cardinal schedule. You get a twin 14 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 1: bill because not only can you listen to the four 15 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:58,560 Speaker 1: hours of content packaged for you on the I Heart 16 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 1: and other platforms the podcast, the Ben Mallory Radio Show, 17 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:06,720 Speaker 1: but you get this dopey podcast as well, because four 18 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:12,039 Speaker 1: hours during the night during the week clearly not enough. 19 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 1: And we thank you for supporting the podcast. You guys 20 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,839 Speaker 1: have been great. The numbers have been up all year. 21 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 1: Uh since we started doing three a week. We were 22 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: doing one or two. We were doing like one, and 23 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 1: then we did two and they were laugh, screw it, 24 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,039 Speaker 1: We'll just do three. And the numbers have been been 25 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,039 Speaker 1: up on that. So good job by you, and for 26 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,319 Speaker 1: better or worse, and likely for worse, I joined yet 27 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:36,039 Speaker 1: again by David Gascon, who's right over there making his 28 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 1: way into the microphone as we speak. Right now, he's 29 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 1: gonna literally go inside the microphone into the Matrix. Is 30 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 1: that what it is? You've been watching some new trailers 31 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,039 Speaker 1: on on the Matrix four? Is that what you're thinking 32 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:49,000 Speaker 1: right now? Uh? Yeah, Well, yeah, I'm a big Matrix. 33 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 1: Although I've only watched the first Matrix. How about that? 34 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,280 Speaker 1: I cannot watch the other ones. That's the first one. 35 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 1: I was told that was the one to watch. And 36 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: I quote the Matrix quite a bit. There's a lot 37 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: of good stuff in there, the Red Pill, the Blue Pin. 38 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:03,200 Speaker 1: I also say that Twitter is like the Matrix because 39 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 1: it's a different world. People think that's real, but it's not. 40 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 1: So the question is, and since you've watched that one 41 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 1: episode of the Matrix, and I know all the men 42 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 1: out there can relate to this, who would you identify 43 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 1: as the woman in the red dress. Is that Mrs Maller? Wow, 44 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 1: look at you as wait, wait, hold on a second. 45 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 1: We're less than three minutes into the podcast and already 46 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:28,040 Speaker 1: a reference to the wife. I mean, guess gun, you're 47 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 1: adding to your shady reputation. Listen on this podcast. I 48 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,919 Speaker 1: do need to give her a big shout out because 49 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 1: why she gave me She actually gave me a couple 50 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 1: of birthday presents. No, no, she did. No no, no, no, no, no, 51 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 1: no no no. That was from the mouth or family. Yeah, 52 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 1: but that's that was from the mouth. We know who 53 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:52,600 Speaker 1: that's from. Like, no, okay, I'm very thoughtful. What did 54 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: she give me? Or what did you guys give me? 55 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: Who got you a book? He did? What was the 56 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 1: title of the book? I don't I don't need to 57 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,079 Speaker 1: promote the book. They gotta buy advertising for that. IM Well, 58 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 1: it was two bucks actually, and it wasn't just I was. 59 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 1: I sent one she sent Okay, that's what happened. So's 60 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,919 Speaker 1: that's how that works there. I think, you know, I'm 61 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 1: very generous. I'm very giving. I know there's reputation being 62 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 1: a tight wad like that. Man, Well, you're like, I'm 63 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:22,120 Speaker 1: like Santa Claus. Alright, I'm like, I'm Santa Claus. Okay, 64 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 1: so like you're spat ho ho ho ho ho ho 65 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,920 Speaker 1: ho ho. And yet for some reason they think of 66 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 1: me that I'm always on a shoestring budget and uh 67 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: in frugal and all this. No, couldn't be further from 68 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 1: the truth. I'm your seasonal frugal. Then we'll say that, 69 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 1: how about that your seasonal when it comes to spending, 70 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 1: and your seasonal it comes to being frugal. I don't 71 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. You know. I I use 72 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 1: all of the toothpaste, I spread the butter thin, I 73 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: watered down the soup, I do all that stuff. You know, 74 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 1: there's certain times we talked about dining, and there's nights 75 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 1: that you want to go cheap and go to those tacos. 76 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 1: Those other nights you want splurts a little bit, not 77 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:05,920 Speaker 1: like Hills. No, you're you're the guy that loves to 78 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 1: just flush money away at the restaurants. I have said this, 79 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 1: And I remember when I was driving to spring training 80 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 1: from l A to Arizona, not the Florida one, but 81 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 1: to Arizona for the cover spring training one year, and 82 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 1: I stopped at this truck stop on the Arizona California 83 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,159 Speaker 1: board was on the Arizona side because I get gas 84 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 1: and I get a bite to eat, and it was 85 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:34,280 Speaker 1: the fucking greatest meal I had had in uh, you know, years. 86 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,479 Speaker 1: And I was like, this is a truck stop in 87 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 1: the middle of a desert town on the California Arizona border. 88 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 1: I'm I and it was cheap and it was wonderful 89 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,240 Speaker 1: like and then these idiots have to go to the 90 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,600 Speaker 1: they need the ambiance, they need they need that kind 91 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 1: of stuff, so they go to these nice restaurants and 92 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:54,640 Speaker 1: you get get bent over. I mean, yeah, come on, 93 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 1: that's the grease, the grease food man. That's that's soul 94 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 1: for the for the stomach. That's why the truck driver. Well, no, 95 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,920 Speaker 1: that you know, and I've talked about this many times. 96 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 1: The three food groups that are the most important are salt, sugar, 97 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: and fat. And no I've read books on this because 98 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,040 Speaker 1: I like this kind of stuff because I'm a loser. 99 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 1: But the people that make mass produce foods in this country, 100 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 1: they spend millions of dollars. They call it the bliss point, 101 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:27,799 Speaker 1: and it's that it's that proper ratio of sugar fat. 102 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, sugar, fat, and salt. And there are 103 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:35,160 Speaker 1: people that are dedicated this, like like the food scientists 104 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 1: to try to find that Goldilocks zone for the proper 105 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 1: amount of sugar, salt, and fat. But I've always believed 106 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 1: gascon that what I have going right now in my 107 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:50,840 Speaker 1: life is the perfect way to do this when it 108 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:55,279 Speaker 1: comes to consuming food, because I don't use much. And 109 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,920 Speaker 1: you know that old saying that hunger is the best 110 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 1: spice of the best sauce. It's true. It's true. If 111 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 1: you haven't eaten in a couple of days or a day, 112 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,040 Speaker 1: and then you go eat a meal, that meal is 113 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 1: gonna taste better than it normally would eat. If you're 114 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 1: eating three meals a day, what happens if you eat 115 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:17,520 Speaker 1: the same meal three times a day. I would when 116 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 1: I was making when I was a kid, I would 117 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,800 Speaker 1: eat mac and cheese or whatever, you know, my my 118 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,640 Speaker 1: or a grilled cheese sandwiches or some crap like that. 119 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 1: What do you eating, jumb No, No, I bring that 120 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 1: up because of this is when I when I went 121 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,839 Speaker 1: to when I was going to undergrad San Diego, stayed 122 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 1: a good group of my friends, my buddy Nick, John 123 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:39,160 Speaker 1: and Brennan. They all went tom Noodles. Was it Ramino. 124 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,880 Speaker 1: I went to elementary in high school with these cats, 125 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 1: and so I trust him with a lot of things. 126 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 1: And my buddy Nick, who I was a roommate with, 127 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,920 Speaker 1: he didn't have anywhere to sleep at his place and 128 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: I had just moved down there, so I was literally 129 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 1: sleeping on his floor and my buddy Brennan was sleeping 130 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,599 Speaker 1: on his fruit frut on and the food time was 131 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,920 Speaker 1: was not big at all, so we had like limited space. 132 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,920 Speaker 1: But because we were moving into a new spot within 133 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 1: a two week period, I don't want to buy groceries. 134 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,159 Speaker 1: I don't want to buy like any food, and so 135 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 1: I felt guilty about like just coming in and living 136 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,800 Speaker 1: down there with with those guys. But they introduced me 137 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 1: this spot just before you get into Mission Valley, like 138 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,520 Speaker 1: on the tip of Mission Valley in downtown San Diego 139 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:23,280 Speaker 1: in the five Freeway. It's this Mexican spot called Santana's. 140 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:26,320 Speaker 1: And it was the first time, I swear to guy, 141 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,280 Speaker 1: the first time I ever got introduced to California, Barritos 142 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:34,840 Speaker 1: and Ben because they did because because they did not 143 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:38,840 Speaker 1: want to have any groceries in my buddy's house. I 144 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:43,080 Speaker 1: ate to California Burritos a day, not one, but I 145 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,560 Speaker 1: had to fucking per day. So those that don't know 146 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:49,200 Speaker 1: that I've never experienced like Mexican, true Mexican cuisine in 147 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:53,600 Speaker 1: southern California, California barritos either carnea solder chicken and then 148 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:57,480 Speaker 1: you have salsa, and then you have fries and that's 149 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:00,920 Speaker 1: all put together in a in a giant brito. Yeah, 150 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,960 Speaker 1: I mean so again, just to go it over there. 151 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,200 Speaker 1: You have the chicken to the carne asada, you got 152 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: the fries, and you have the salt and the cheese, 153 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:11,680 Speaker 1: and it's perfect. This is a perfect burrito. And it 154 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:14,880 Speaker 1: was five. That's what I did. Five five for a 155 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:19,400 Speaker 1: California Burritos, a giant burrito. And uh, those guys always 156 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 1: got those guys always got poo. I got carnea sada. 157 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,160 Speaker 1: I had him two times a day for two weeks. 158 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:28,680 Speaker 1: It was fucking awesome for two only two weeks, though, 159 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,640 Speaker 1: I thought you'd go longer than that. Only two weeks. 160 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:34,400 Speaker 1: That after that I was able to buy groceries. Okay, 161 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:37,640 Speaker 1: but I'll never forget it. I mean in San Diego, 162 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:40,400 Speaker 1: that's like some of my favorite spots, like the little 163 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,960 Speaker 1: you know, places that you're talking about, like the truck 164 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:47,080 Speaker 1: stopped onto Arizona, Like, yeah, well, isn't that you know, 165 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:50,400 Speaker 1: it's it's the way to break if you have a 166 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,079 Speaker 1: kid that like loves chocolate chip cookies, right, isn't that 167 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,559 Speaker 1: the way you're supposed to do it? Is you sit 168 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,440 Speaker 1: them in a room with a plate of chocolate chip 169 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:01,960 Speaker 1: cookies to the ceiling and you have them eat all 170 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,839 Speaker 1: of them and then they will never want to eat 171 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,360 Speaker 1: in the chocolate chip cookie again, right because they're like, 172 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:09,600 Speaker 1: holy fuck, this is terrible. This is you know, they get, 173 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,200 Speaker 1: they get, But I think that's the way to break 174 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:14,440 Speaker 1: any any addiction to something is well not probably drugs, 175 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:18,439 Speaker 1: so you did too much heroin, but yeah, or whiskey, 176 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:20,800 Speaker 1: like beer drinking Brian and half Pint. I don't know 177 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,439 Speaker 1: if you heard any of that because you're not a 178 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,960 Speaker 1: night time person, but but this, uh, this couple in 179 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,760 Speaker 1: Kansas City that has been calling the show for the 180 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:31,280 Speaker 1: last maybe year or so, maybe a little longer than that, 181 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,640 Speaker 1: but not that much longer and beer drinking. Bryan's from Minnesota, 182 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:37,040 Speaker 1: lives in Kansas City, so he called the show and 183 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:40,120 Speaker 1: he's always schnock he's always Shannock. You know. I try 184 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:42,800 Speaker 1: to be receptive. I try to be supportive. I can't. 185 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,360 Speaker 1: I'm an overnight radio guy. I'm not gonna get people to, 186 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:48,920 Speaker 1: you know, go to sobriety and all that stuff. I'm not. Unfortunately, 187 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,120 Speaker 1: I've lost a lot of these people that are great characters, 188 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,360 Speaker 1: and they die young because of the Anyway, so beer 189 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,679 Speaker 1: Drinking brand calls up and I'm like whatever. He usually 190 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,480 Speaker 1: I have much to say, but he loves the show 191 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:59,640 Speaker 1: and he wants to be on the show and it's 192 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,400 Speaker 1: a big thing. So I put him so. Then like 193 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,360 Speaker 1: a couple of months ago, he starts putting this half 194 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:06,520 Speaker 1: pint on, which is his girl, right is is? I 195 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:10,000 Speaker 1: don't think they're married, but their girlfriend. So then she 196 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,679 Speaker 1: sounded all right, and then like the last couple of days, 197 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:17,199 Speaker 1: she's had this weird transition into cartoon. She sounds like 198 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:21,040 Speaker 1: a a mix of the teacher in the Peanuts and 199 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,800 Speaker 1: like a character from South Park. It's uh, it's crazy, 200 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,120 Speaker 1: It's just nuts. I don't know what happened. I was 201 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:31,120 Speaker 1: he's doing a voice or what, but just just nothing. 202 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,760 Speaker 1: But by the point, is I give you gave a 203 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:36,280 Speaker 1: beer drinking Brian you sat him in the room and 204 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,719 Speaker 1: let's say he was actually rarely he was not schnockered 205 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,600 Speaker 1: at that time, and you give him a table filled 206 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,760 Speaker 1: with one side of the tables got scotch, the middle 207 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:48,880 Speaker 1: parts got whiskey, and then the other side's got bourbon, 208 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,720 Speaker 1: and you told him he had to drink all that, 209 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,679 Speaker 1: like he would still want more. But but you know 210 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,760 Speaker 1: what I mean. But that's the exception of the rule. 211 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,600 Speaker 1: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 212 00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:02,600 Speaker 1: Show week days at two am Eastern Pacific on Fox 213 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,760 Speaker 1: Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Anyway, all right, 214 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:09,080 Speaker 1: so coming up on this podcast, it's is in an 215 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:12,640 Speaker 1: interview podcast. No, it's not an interview podcast. It's a 216 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:17,120 Speaker 1: storytime podcast. That's right, It's a story time podcast, which 217 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,280 Speaker 1: is different. Uh, we're gonna call this one a walk 218 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,240 Speaker 1: in the park, is what We're gonna call this one 219 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,960 Speaker 1: a walk in the park. And then we also have 220 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,480 Speaker 1: if we have time, all about Bob, but not what 221 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,960 Speaker 1: you think all about Bob. So those are the two things, 222 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:34,280 Speaker 1: only two things, only two things. But I think that'll 223 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,880 Speaker 1: be enough, uh, and I think we'll be be good 224 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,360 Speaker 1: on that. Before we get into the meat of it 225 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:44,160 Speaker 1: shameless promotion. Cameo Cameo Cameo, Cameo cameo dot com. So far, 226 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:48,600 Speaker 1: the oddest request I've gotten is from Jesse, a Laker apologist, 227 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,840 Speaker 1: And we mentioned this in a previous episode that I 228 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:54,280 Speaker 1: had to do the my favorite Laker players of all 229 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:58,480 Speaker 1: time in a cameo request, and I did it, and 230 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:01,400 Speaker 1: people have been threaing, although no one's actually done it. 231 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,720 Speaker 1: You know, they've said, I want a video with Bella, 232 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,920 Speaker 1: but that hasn't happened yet. Maybe it'll happen, uh any 233 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:08,640 Speaker 1: whatever you want, but if you want to. But usually 234 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:12,320 Speaker 1: for birthdays, waitings bar Mitzpaz, there just a shout out 235 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:15,240 Speaker 1: to go, hey, have a good day, uh cameo dot com. 236 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,520 Speaker 1: Ben Mallar. It's not free search my name on there, 237 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,800 Speaker 1: but I am on a lower price point than the 238 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:25,439 Speaker 1: other normal gas bags that are on uh here on 239 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,079 Speaker 1: the radio. And now there's a bunch of people on there. 240 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,640 Speaker 1: I'm not a big much bigger names than me. Mike 241 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,880 Speaker 1: Tyson charged it was he tries like five founder bucks 242 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,400 Speaker 1: or something like that. Yeah, I hit a couple of 243 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,960 Speaker 1: actors that were like it wasn't Jeremy Piven, like ten 244 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,520 Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Yeah, I can go fuck him. I mean, 245 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,800 Speaker 1: who's gonna hit ten thousand dollars for him? Uh? And 246 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:47,280 Speaker 1: then on Twitter, Twitter at Ben mallor Instagram Ben Maller 247 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,160 Speaker 1: on Fox and Facebook. We use that a lot for 248 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,440 Speaker 1: the podcast Ben Mallard Show and guestcon. People can somehow 249 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,720 Speaker 1: track you down to talk about California breath? Yeah? Can we? 250 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,480 Speaker 1: Can you make sure to add a disclaimer that I'm 251 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:01,480 Speaker 1: not fucking fifty years old old? Like I got people 252 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:04,080 Speaker 1: like setting me d m s Asking like, hey, are 253 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,439 Speaker 1: you really that that old? You don't like you are? 254 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Speaker 1: And I know, I like how you try to downplay that. 255 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,680 Speaker 1: I understand you're at that age. You would you want 256 00:13:13,679 --> 00:13:16,079 Speaker 1: to just be more relatable. You don't want to say, hey, 257 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,240 Speaker 1: I'm actually that age you wanta you wanna say? No, no, 258 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,640 Speaker 1: I'm younger. No, I mean you're hanging onto your youth. No, 259 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,960 Speaker 1: like I started last week when we hung out with 260 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,680 Speaker 1: the fake dentist, I'm much younger than both of you guys. 261 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,839 Speaker 1: So it's good to be back in the settle. But 262 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,720 Speaker 1: yes on Twitter at David J. Gascon Samethy with cameo, 263 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:35,040 Speaker 1: and then Instagram is at Dave Gascon when I got 264 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:38,240 Speaker 1: some some toys coming in the mail. Ben, so, I 265 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,200 Speaker 1: am really excited about what we're gonna do in the 266 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:43,400 Speaker 1: month of September. You and I so yeah, oh yeah, 267 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:47,400 Speaker 1: some toys and yes, yes, how to upgrade the MacBook 268 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,840 Speaker 1: and then adding some some things that are similar to 269 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,640 Speaker 1: your your private studio there at the Mallard Manchins. Let 270 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,320 Speaker 1: me tell you something, this studio is working very well. 271 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,199 Speaker 1: And did I see the other day with a Age 272 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:05,160 Speaker 1: League Baseball hat? Yes, I'm upgrading. People are sending me hats. 273 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,360 Speaker 1: It's it's an amazing thing here. They want to you know, 274 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,360 Speaker 1: and I'm all four like I I you know what 275 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,480 Speaker 1: I'd like to do, and this is probably third rail man. 276 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:15,600 Speaker 1: I support the police. I would we got a lot 277 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,360 Speaker 1: of police that listen to the show you you know, 278 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,240 Speaker 1: local police department hats. I'd wear those loud and proud 279 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,600 Speaker 1: on those things. I would love to, um but I 280 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,160 Speaker 1: don't really have any of those I can wear. But 281 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,000 Speaker 1: but that, and then people keep complaining about the Iowa 282 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:31,840 Speaker 1: Hawkeyes hat to send my location and hey, I'm I'm 283 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,240 Speaker 1: equal oppertunity. I went to Saddleback College. I have a 284 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,400 Speaker 1: hat from saddle back that I wear, but i'd i'd 285 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,080 Speaker 1: wear you know, if you wanna, you know, send an 286 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,720 Speaker 1: SEC hat or whatever. I'm pretty much wear anything. At 287 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,480 Speaker 1: this point, there was some guy because I was kissing 288 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:47,080 Speaker 1: the ass of Ramone Loriano of the Athletics. I love 289 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:51,960 Speaker 1: that Guy's my favorite as player since Carney Lansford. Um 290 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,960 Speaker 1: but no he uh yeah. I love the guy because 291 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,840 Speaker 1: it was great because he attacked the Astros. So I'm 292 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,720 Speaker 1: gonna send you an as yeah where I don't care 293 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,200 Speaker 1: where it is, why not there? I will wear an 294 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,480 Speaker 1: because other than the Astros, I will not do the Astros. 295 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:03,840 Speaker 1: I will not do the Lakers. I will not do 296 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,520 Speaker 1: the Astros. That's that's the line in the sand right there? 297 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,440 Speaker 1: Have you? Have you gotten a an updated old school 298 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:12,440 Speaker 1: San Diego Padres at I'm not that's a good I 299 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,280 Speaker 1: love the Padres uniforms. I want to hate them, but 300 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:19,520 Speaker 1: they're solid. That is a good look. Finally, a team 301 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,800 Speaker 1: that changed their uniforms, that did it right, unlike those 302 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:26,040 Speaker 1: amateurs with the Rams who ruined the iconic l A 303 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:32,520 Speaker 1: ram horns on the helmet. Terrible, absolutely terrible. And you 304 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:36,760 Speaker 1: know the Falcons uniforms blaw I don't know who designed 305 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:40,120 Speaker 1: the Padres uniforms. That's a classical look. That is a 306 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,840 Speaker 1: timeless look for the Podrecs. Now they'll change it in 307 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,960 Speaker 1: three years because they change it every few years. But 308 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:48,160 Speaker 1: that's a great uniform. They should keep that one forever. Yeah, them, 309 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,960 Speaker 1: and when they go military, when they're honoring the military 310 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:54,320 Speaker 1: and their Military Appreciation Day, when them the Pittsburgh Pirates 311 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,880 Speaker 1: go with their camouflage uniforms, those are those are a plus. 312 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,600 Speaker 1: But it's weird. San Diego's got to the best iconic 313 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:04,000 Speaker 1: uniforms in all sports, the Chargers and the Padres. I 314 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,680 Speaker 1: don't know if you know about this. The Charges moved 315 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,200 Speaker 1: to l A, I know, but the San Diego Chargers 316 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,720 Speaker 1: they have the iconic uniform. But I'm saying like they 317 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:14,560 Speaker 1: were home for the two most iconic uniforms and you know, 318 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,960 Speaker 1: obviously they don't win it all, but well no, and 319 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,200 Speaker 1: they actually the three because you were discounting the great 320 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:26,000 Speaker 1: Clipper uniform which came from San Diego, the San Diego Clippers. 321 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 1: Did you like those uniforms? I like the powder blue 322 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,080 Speaker 1: and the it was that was a world be free, 323 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,640 Speaker 1: That was world be free. Who I'm still trying to 324 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,680 Speaker 1: figure out. You know, he led the NBA. I think 325 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,520 Speaker 1: in score he have it like thirty points a game 326 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,680 Speaker 1: his a second year in San Diego with the Clippers, 327 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,360 Speaker 1: and he somehow then ended up on the Golden State Wars. 328 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:48,080 Speaker 1: If you have a guy that scores thirty points a game, 329 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,240 Speaker 1: what the funk are you doing getting I don't understand. 330 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,400 Speaker 1: I still can't figure that. I can't wrap my mind 331 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,480 Speaker 1: around it. The guy, and he was ahead of his time. 332 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:59,600 Speaker 1: World be Free? Right he changed his name and uh, 333 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,320 Speaker 1: all these other clowns or put their messages on their 334 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,520 Speaker 1: jerseys and all that, but World b Free Boy Ralph 335 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:08,080 Speaker 1: Lawler used to he knew him the old play by 336 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:10,000 Speaker 1: played guy. Ralph used to tell me stories that he 337 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,040 Speaker 1: was just a great guy from New York. He was 338 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:16,080 Speaker 1: like a legend from New York basketball, street basketball. Not 339 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,960 Speaker 1: that you care about World Be Free. I just know 340 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,280 Speaker 1: popped in my hand. We used him as as a 341 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:23,160 Speaker 1: instant trivia or who am I? One of those dump 342 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,320 Speaker 1: games that we play. I used him this week because 343 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:29,440 Speaker 1: I just love the name. Speaking of that. Um, August 344 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,800 Speaker 1: is when this episode is coming out? Um, when do 345 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,320 Speaker 1: you think we'll see the day that Cody Bellinger bats 346 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:40,879 Speaker 1: your weight. Well, I think it's pretty interesting that he 347 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,400 Speaker 1: was so easy last year for Bellinger, he has decided 348 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,520 Speaker 1: to go into the batter's box wearing a blindfold. And 349 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,280 Speaker 1: I give him credit because most people wouldn't do that. 350 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,480 Speaker 1: Most people would say, I don't want to go in 351 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,200 Speaker 1: the batter's box with a blindfold. But literally, when he's 352 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:55,280 Speaker 1: at home Plate, I believe he is blindfold. It's it's 353 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,280 Speaker 1: him and and that's not also dismissed Max Munsey. I 354 00:17:58,359 --> 00:18:01,479 Speaker 1: like Max Max Munsey got paid and the Dodgers are 355 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,320 Speaker 1: getting played right now because that's the Max Munsey that 356 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:06,800 Speaker 1: was in the mayor leagues, that was with Oakland. That's 357 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:10,119 Speaker 1: that Max Munsey, right, that's not the Max Muncy that 358 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,200 Speaker 1: the Dodgers were. You know, gave all that money too, 359 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,520 Speaker 1: because he looked like he had figured out the doctrine 360 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:18,719 Speaker 1: of Ted Williams on how to hit um. But yeah, anyway, 361 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,960 Speaker 1: that's a man whatever. But that, I mean, they have 362 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,040 Speaker 1: a good record, but it's still kind of feels that 363 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,000 Speaker 1: they're not. There's something not right there. Yeah, it's it's 364 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,560 Speaker 1: something not right with that Dodger team. And it bothers me. 365 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,520 Speaker 1: But you know what doesn't bother me. And I think 366 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,439 Speaker 1: I was texting you this a couple of weeks ago actually, 367 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:36,199 Speaker 1: when they were in Houston. Is Edwin Rios. Yeah, I 368 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,320 Speaker 1: like that guy, and he's like a part time guy. 369 00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:40,240 Speaker 1: I like the guy, but he's got he's got a 370 00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:42,960 Speaker 1: smooth swing and it seems like every time he makes 371 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,199 Speaker 1: contact it's right on the ball. I mean it's just 372 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,720 Speaker 1: sweet spot. Ba's a ball and it looks like he's 373 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:50,600 Speaker 1: gonna hit it out every time. Yeah, they got some 374 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,280 Speaker 1: of those guys they mix in and and rio is 375 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,840 Speaker 1: going forward, is gonna get more and more playing time, 376 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,520 Speaker 1: and they'll get rid of some of the deadweight like 377 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,800 Speaker 1: kek Hernandez and guys like to add. After the year, 378 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,400 Speaker 1: he's free agent and hopefully they'll finally get rid of Bias. 379 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,919 Speaker 1: Because he takes seven hours on the mound between pitches. 380 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,800 Speaker 1: They could let him go somewhere else and signed with 381 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,480 Speaker 1: the Twins or whatever as a free agent. Anyway, let's 382 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,400 Speaker 1: get to the walk in the podcast and you're ready 383 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,320 Speaker 1: for this. This is big alright. So it's storytime on 384 00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:20,600 Speaker 1: the fifth hour podcast. So I'm I saved this for 385 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,280 Speaker 1: this this podcast because I I could have told this 386 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,440 Speaker 1: story on the radio show. I could not have told 387 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,919 Speaker 1: it the way I'm about to tell it, and I 388 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,040 Speaker 1: will likely leave some things out. I will change some 389 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,640 Speaker 1: things around too, let's say, cover up for the guilty 390 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:37,320 Speaker 1: or protect the innocent. Uh So, Tuesday I was out 391 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:41,320 Speaker 1: walking around. It's my my thing. Right since King Newsum 392 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:44,000 Speaker 1: closed the gym's and then reopened them briefly with strict 393 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:47,679 Speaker 1: rules and regulations, I decided, you know what, I'm not 394 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,600 Speaker 1: going to be a party of that. It just doesn't 395 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,280 Speaker 1: work for me. I work overnights. I need to go 396 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,600 Speaker 1: to the gym when they're not open twenty four hours anymore. 397 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,560 Speaker 1: I used to go to twenty four hour fitness. They're 398 00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:00,680 Speaker 1: not open twenty four hours, so I'm done. Um. So 399 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,880 Speaker 1: each afternoon, when I get up from my hyberd nation, 400 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,119 Speaker 1: I throw some clothes on, I get a little canister 401 00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:11,840 Speaker 1: water because it's a it's a million degrees where I live, 402 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:16,119 Speaker 1: and I wandered around my hood. I'm in the in 403 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,080 Speaker 1: the hood here about five to seven miles a day. 404 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:21,040 Speaker 1: That's what I put in five to seven miles a day, 405 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,399 Speaker 1: depending on the day. So the other day, on Tuesday, 406 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:27,240 Speaker 1: it was me andering around and it was it was 407 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:32,760 Speaker 1: a dress. I was about halfway into my sojourn. So 408 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,919 Speaker 1: it's like six miles. I'm three miles in, all right, 409 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:42,080 Speaker 1: So three miles in, my stomach starts barking. You know, 410 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,399 Speaker 1: I'm like this. I couldn't figure this out because I 411 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,320 Speaker 1: was it's very odd. I've kind of figured out when 412 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:52,320 Speaker 1: things go haywire and why they go hay wire since 413 00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:55,200 Speaker 1: my medical procedure last year, so but this was odd 414 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,920 Speaker 1: to me. So I'm in the middle of a sixty 415 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,359 Speaker 1: five hour fast at this point, halfway through a six 416 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:06,879 Speaker 1: mile walk, and normally this obviously doesn't happen until I 417 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,760 Speaker 1: break the fast and then within an hour and usually 418 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,320 Speaker 1: within about forty minutes after I eat a meal. When 419 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,240 Speaker 1: I fast for a day or two, it is on 420 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,800 Speaker 1: like donkey, calm all right, I gotta go the bathroom. 421 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,280 Speaker 1: I'm in there and the whole thing. So anyway, so 422 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:25,520 Speaker 1: I'm walking, I got I got. My stomach's barking, and 423 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,520 Speaker 1: you know, it's the kind of barking like, hey, you 424 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:31,679 Speaker 1: might have to to take go to the bathroom. So 425 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,640 Speaker 1: but I attempted to ignore. I'm walking. You know, it's hot, 426 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:40,440 Speaker 1: I'm sweating. My stomach continues to growl, and I'm like, okay, 427 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:46,359 Speaker 1: you know, it's getting progressively worse. And then within the 428 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:53,919 Speaker 1: span of about ten minutes this became a Code three situation, lights, sirens, 429 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,760 Speaker 1: the whole thing. I had to get to a bathroom. 430 00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:01,480 Speaker 1: The problem is, I am very far away from where 431 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:07,000 Speaker 1: I live and there are no restrooms in sight. All right, 432 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,639 Speaker 1: it's a residential area. There's no restrooms around or anything 433 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:15,000 Speaker 1: like that. And so then I had this cartoon bubble 434 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,600 Speaker 1: popped in over my head. Because you have a problem, 435 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,640 Speaker 1: you gotta find a solution, right, I'm a solutions guy, 436 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,560 Speaker 1: so I'm trying to figure out all right, so my 437 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,960 Speaker 1: stomach's it was going, I gotta go to the bathroom, 438 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,920 Speaker 1: and uh, I gotta find a solution. So and I'm 439 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,600 Speaker 1: realizing as I every step I take, step by step, 440 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:38,720 Speaker 1: I'm realizing it's like Shawshank Redemption, chipping at the at 441 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,000 Speaker 1: the wall there for nineteen years before you get out. 442 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:44,840 Speaker 1: But so this this was rapidly progressing to a Tennessee 443 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,960 Speaker 1: trot situation. You know what Tennessee Trots are, right, the 444 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:51,680 Speaker 1: dysentear alright, So I'm saying, how can I solve this? Well, 445 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,760 Speaker 1: I thought you know, maybe I should just call the wife. 446 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,920 Speaker 1: She was at home. She's on the same dopey schedule 447 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 1: I'm on, and I can have her pick me up. 448 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,880 Speaker 1: But I was like, well, that'd be rude. She's sleeping. 449 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,800 Speaker 1: She sleeps a lot longer than I do, and I 450 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,560 Speaker 1: didn't want to wake her up. And you know, he's 451 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,240 Speaker 1: usually she needs to crank the engine up a little 452 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,240 Speaker 1: bit when she wakes up, and she doesn't. She doesn't 453 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:13,199 Speaker 1: come jumping out of bed, running for the hills and 454 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,800 Speaker 1: all that stuff. So that was like, I don't want 455 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,720 Speaker 1: to do this. I can make that. I can survive this. 456 00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:18,960 Speaker 1: I've had worse problems to this. I had the famous 457 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:23,040 Speaker 1: problem when I poop my pants in uh in Sherman 458 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:27,040 Speaker 1: Oaks at the studios there. Uh So then so then 459 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,840 Speaker 1: as I'm not gonna call her, all right, let her sleep. 460 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,159 Speaker 1: And then I was like, all right, I had a 461 00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:37,320 Speaker 1: come to the toilet moment. I realized, I'm very proud 462 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,159 Speaker 1: of myself for this. That there was a park that 463 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:45,560 Speaker 1: I had walked through regularly that had a public bathroom. 464 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,320 Speaker 1: All right, but it was it was still about a 465 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,399 Speaker 1: mile away, still about a mile away from where I was, 466 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,919 Speaker 1: and I was convinced that this was a solution to 467 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:58,520 Speaker 1: my predication. This was a solution. So now keep in mind, 468 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:03,280 Speaker 1: I was not sure if that bathroom was open because 469 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,239 Speaker 1: of the coronavirus COVID nineteen. I don't know if they 470 00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:10,000 Speaker 1: closed the bathrooms. I don't use public bathrooms as unless 471 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:14,480 Speaker 1: I am forced to um. So you know, I said, nah, 472 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,960 Speaker 1: screw it, that's worth a shot. You know, I gotta 473 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,639 Speaker 1: I gotta go. And you know, so I kept walking 474 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:25,240 Speaker 1: head down, step after step, man on a mission. But 475 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:29,560 Speaker 1: here's the thing, So the situation is is rapidly downgrading. 476 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,639 Speaker 1: Ill it's but dump but dump, but dumb but not. 477 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:37,560 Speaker 1: My stomach is like it's gonna unload. Yeah, it's gonna 478 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,040 Speaker 1: everything is ready to drop. It's gonna be like a 479 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,680 Speaker 1: bombing mission in a world war, and you're gonna drop 480 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:48,000 Speaker 1: a nuclear bomb here and so well, happily though, you'll 481 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,760 Speaker 1: be happy to know that I made it to the 482 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:59,359 Speaker 1: public restroom without having to poop my pants. No charting 483 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:03,120 Speaker 1: in the pants. But then as I get to the 484 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,560 Speaker 1: front of the bathroom, the bathroom, as I approach it, right, 485 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,760 Speaker 1: I still doesn't I don't know at this point whether 486 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,240 Speaker 1: or not it's gonna be open. I'm not sure, right, 487 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,480 Speaker 1: I don't know. A lot of these local communities have overreacted. 488 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:19,880 Speaker 1: They've closed playgrounds, basketball courts, and I assumed that bathrooms 489 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,200 Speaker 1: also in some of these places will be closed because 490 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,240 Speaker 1: the parks really aren't open. You walk through them, but 491 00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:27,680 Speaker 1: you can't you can't do anything. Um. So, as I 492 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:33,840 Speaker 1: slowly approach very dramatically the bathroom, and then I get 493 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,760 Speaker 1: to the moment where I have to push the door, 494 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,240 Speaker 1: and this is gonna be determine whether or not I 495 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:41,080 Speaker 1: am able to successfully take care of my Tennessee trot situation. 496 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:49,720 Speaker 1: We're not. And I pushed the door and nervana, the 497 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:54,840 Speaker 1: door opens, and I am like, thank God, thank God, 498 00:25:55,200 --> 00:26:00,520 Speaker 1: finally something is going in my direction. But then the 499 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:05,399 Speaker 1: plot thickens, and this is where the story goes to 500 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:09,560 Speaker 1: the dark side. So as you would imagine a public 501 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:13,719 Speaker 1: bathroom in a park, even in a relatively decent neighborhood 502 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,160 Speaker 1: out in the boondocks, it was not the cleanest thing 503 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,520 Speaker 1: you could have possibly had, right, it was the typical 504 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,480 Speaker 1: public bathroom was not I've been in worse. I've been 505 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:27,480 Speaker 1: in worse, but it was not particularly clean. And um 506 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,639 Speaker 1: and so, but I was like, Okay, you know, I 507 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,359 Speaker 1: gotta I gotta roll with the punches. It's one of 508 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,320 Speaker 1: my my mottos, you gotta roll with the punches. So 509 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:39,640 Speaker 1: I then had what I thought was a brilliant idea. 510 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:45,040 Speaker 1: All right, I said, you know, I am gonna figure 511 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,399 Speaker 1: out a way to do this to go to the 512 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:52,520 Speaker 1: bathroom without having to sit on the toilet. I'm gonna 513 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,960 Speaker 1: turn this into a squatty potty, all right, squatty potty. 514 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,960 Speaker 1: Now Gascon is taking notes right now because he will 515 00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:01,800 Speaker 1: quiz me on this when I get done with this story. 516 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,240 Speaker 1: What do you think happens next? Guess I don't want 517 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:10,159 Speaker 1: to assume, but I have some really good ideas considering 518 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,359 Speaker 1: considering the other thing that I'm gonna put a couple 519 00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,520 Speaker 1: of things into the universe that I know that are 520 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,920 Speaker 1: are apparent, but some might even think about it. You've 521 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,840 Speaker 1: walked a great deal of time, so that means you 522 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,360 Speaker 1: perspired a little bit. That is correct, So you're you're 523 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:32,800 Speaker 1: what we would say moist exaccurate. That's one thing. I 524 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,720 Speaker 1: have good genes for sweating. Yes, see, your engines running 525 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:39,880 Speaker 1: hot temperature here in Los Angeles over the last week, 526 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:44,919 Speaker 1: especially that Tuesday was good. That means the weather was warm, 527 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,520 Speaker 1: it was over where I live, Okay, So considering that 528 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,640 Speaker 1: and also the fact that your stomach aggravated you while 529 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:57,600 Speaker 1: you were unprovoked, um, this just adds to the moisture 530 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,600 Speaker 1: that's not only in the air, but that's in you. 531 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:04,920 Speaker 1: So please proceed, captain. All right. So again we're at 532 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,679 Speaker 1: the point now where I'm in the bathroom. I've made it. 533 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,920 Speaker 1: I feel like I've one that this is a great thing. 534 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:14,440 Speaker 1: This is a wonderful mitzvah. The bathrooms open. It's dirty, 535 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,199 Speaker 1: but not as dirty as I was worried it was 536 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,720 Speaker 1: gonna be. So then I'm like, all right with the 537 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:23,560 Speaker 1: squatty potty now. Fortunately there's no cameras in the bathroom. 538 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,840 Speaker 1: I'd probably be in jail right now if there were. So, 539 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,879 Speaker 1: so I attempted, like a mix of a gymnast and 540 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:36,639 Speaker 1: a ballerina to uh to squat over the toilet, and 541 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:41,280 Speaker 1: in my head I figured I used the Mallar math 542 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:51,320 Speaker 1: your batter geometry. I still can't believe it. So in 543 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,560 Speaker 1: my in my head I figured I looked at the 544 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:59,800 Speaker 1: sircrumpass and the width of the toilet pool, and then 545 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,360 Speaker 1: I did the math on me squatting over it, and 546 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,960 Speaker 1: I figured, you know how like the basketball hoop, and 547 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,960 Speaker 1: the basketball is a lot smaller than the basketball hoop. Actually, 548 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,040 Speaker 1: if you put if you stood over a basketball hoop 549 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,680 Speaker 1: and put the ball through, there's a lot of room 550 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,280 Speaker 1: on each side of the basketball. Right, it doesn't look 551 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,760 Speaker 1: like that, but when you actually stand over a basketball hoop, 552 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:21,080 Speaker 1: there is anyway, So in my head, I'm like, listen, 553 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,840 Speaker 1: this is perfect. You know, I'm the fucking smartest guy 554 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,160 Speaker 1: in the room. Okay, and uh and I was the 555 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,920 Speaker 1: only person in the room, so I was the smartest 556 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,880 Speaker 1: person room. So anyway, so I'm like, all right, I'm 557 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:35,240 Speaker 1: I'm squatting, I'm getting like a gymnast ballerina type and 558 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,880 Speaker 1: I'm taking care of his now as and I'm going 559 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,680 Speaker 1: to the bathroom. And I did not look back. I 560 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,920 Speaker 1: never looked back. Uh. And it appeared to be it 561 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:47,320 Speaker 1: appeared to be working fine. I didn't I didn't feel 562 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,360 Speaker 1: anything going the wrong way or anything like that. And 563 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,520 Speaker 1: then when it was finally ready to flush flush away 564 00:29:52,560 --> 00:30:04,959 Speaker 1: the evidence, I turned around to flush the toilet and 565 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,920 Speaker 1: this was, as they say, and wore a shock and 566 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:13,200 Speaker 1: awe moment Uh, the the bathroom, guess gun had been 567 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:16,920 Speaker 1: blown out. It looked like a crime scene. It appeared 568 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,760 Speaker 1: that someone had been murdered. Be sure to catch live 569 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,440 Speaker 1: editions of the Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am 570 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:26,520 Speaker 1: Eastern eleven pm Pacific. In the bathroom, the entire and 571 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,880 Speaker 1: I'm not exaggerating this, I wish I was the entire 572 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:34,760 Speaker 1: left side. Somehow I guessed as I was squatting, I 573 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:38,360 Speaker 1: was leaning more to the left. The entire left side 574 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,280 Speaker 1: was covered in poop. And I'm not just talking a 575 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:48,920 Speaker 1: little bit. I'm talking, uh, every piece of it. And somehow, 576 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:55,520 Speaker 1: my my arithmetic, my math was so bad that about 577 00:30:55,720 --> 00:31:01,400 Speaker 1: ninety percent of my defecation had missed the mark completely, right. 578 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,960 Speaker 1: I You know how they have military like Navy seals, snipers, 579 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,320 Speaker 1: I'm the opposite of that. Yeah, you're what they call 580 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:12,520 Speaker 1: spray and pray. Yeah. If this was in Mexico, they 581 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,200 Speaker 1: would have called it a feces fiesta is what they 582 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,960 Speaker 1: called it there. And oh my god. So the first 583 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,840 Speaker 1: thing that comes to my mind while people are listening 584 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,400 Speaker 1: to this, and I have a vivid imagination, the first 585 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,960 Speaker 1: that comes to my mind is the movie Desperado, And 586 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,280 Speaker 1: for all those that love the movie Desperado. If you 587 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:34,200 Speaker 1: remember the opening scene to that movie, there's a trap 588 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,000 Speaker 1: door that they go into with Quentin Tarantino to make 589 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:41,680 Speaker 1: a narcotics by um. They go through a bathroom that 590 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:46,640 Speaker 1: looks like someone shot all over the toilet. If you 591 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:50,920 Speaker 1: google Desperado bathroom stall and look at images, that's exactly 592 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,560 Speaker 1: what Ben Mallar's bathroom in the park looks like. I 593 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,320 Speaker 1: could promise you it was. I could not believe it. 594 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,880 Speaker 1: I was literally standing there. I said, there's no fucking way, 595 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,760 Speaker 1: how could this have happened? I said, I didn't even 596 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,640 Speaker 1: think I went to the bathroom that much, and I 597 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,880 Speaker 1: certainly thought it was in the bowl, and you know, 598 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,000 Speaker 1: maybe a little bit on the side, but not all 599 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,200 Speaker 1: of it on the side. So so then I made 600 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,000 Speaker 1: another decision that I would grow to regret. Guest gun. 601 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,040 Speaker 1: All Right, So I'm at the point I'm looking, I'm like, 602 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,280 Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it. I'm like, holy crap, I mean, 603 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,040 Speaker 1: this is this is like the worst. This is like horrible. 604 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,920 Speaker 1: This is like I've been a terrible bathrooms in New 605 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,240 Speaker 1: York and Boston. Plays like this is worse than any 606 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:30,920 Speaker 1: of that. So I felt bad. The next part of 607 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:34,560 Speaker 1: the story. I blame my mom for alright, because my 608 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,719 Speaker 1: mom raised me when you do something wrong, you make 609 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,920 Speaker 1: you clean that up, right, And I felt bad. I 610 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,120 Speaker 1: was like, somebody's gonna have to come in there, and 611 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,560 Speaker 1: some janitor is gonna have to come in there and 612 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:47,160 Speaker 1: clean this up, all this bodily waste. And so I 613 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,800 Speaker 1: made a decision that I would grow to regret to 614 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:55,280 Speaker 1: not dump and dash, right, And so I don't even 615 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,040 Speaker 1: know I shoul admit this, but I attempted. I attempted 616 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:02,880 Speaker 1: to clean up the damage. It became a recovery mission 617 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,400 Speaker 1: at that point. And it wasn't just a recovery mission, 618 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:11,240 Speaker 1: guest gun, this was mission impossible, Okay. So there was 619 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,920 Speaker 1: fortunately some toilet papers, about half a roll of toilet 620 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:18,800 Speaker 1: paper that was in this bathroom. So then I I 621 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,880 Speaker 1: had cleaned, I attempted what I guess would be the 622 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:25,680 Speaker 1: the bathroom version, or the toilet clean up version of 623 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:30,360 Speaker 1: they call it a horrors bath, right, uh, to clean 624 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:34,760 Speaker 1: up the bottle move like gobs and gobs of the 625 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:39,280 Speaker 1: bottle movement um and and I was able to get 626 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,920 Speaker 1: some of it up. Now, that was the most disgusting 627 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,440 Speaker 1: thing I've probably done, and maybe I don't recall ever 628 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,480 Speaker 1: doing anything more disgusting because public bathroom, you know, at 629 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:50,520 Speaker 1: least it was my own, you know, my own situation. Uh. 630 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:53,120 Speaker 1: And and so I cleaned it up. I cleaned it up, 631 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:58,960 Speaker 1: and then the toilet paper ran out, and I then 632 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,560 Speaker 1: decided to be like the big tend of the pack 633 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,080 Speaker 1: twelve presidents and give up. I just said, that's it. 634 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,000 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna be like a whimp like those people. 635 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna give up and not I'm not doing anymore, 636 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,759 Speaker 1: and at admitted defeat my tail between my legs. I 637 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:16,120 Speaker 1: walked away with my head down. Now, fortunately none of 638 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,719 Speaker 1: the crap got on my pants or my legs or 639 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,160 Speaker 1: any of that. Somehow, all I all was able to 640 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,960 Speaker 1: I was able to avoid that. Uh. And then I 641 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,360 Speaker 1: had to I had to walk the rest of the 642 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:29,280 Speaker 1: way a couple of miles home. And if you're keeping 643 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,279 Speaker 1: score at home, by the way, this is now the 644 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:36,200 Speaker 1: second time since the gall bladder was removed November three 645 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:42,760 Speaker 1: nine that I have had a diaper gravy situation, a 646 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:48,480 Speaker 1: stage stage one, you know, def Con one situation. So 647 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,560 Speaker 1: that is my that is my walk in the park. 648 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:56,880 Speaker 1: This week, David gascon any follow up question? Um, I 649 00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:00,560 Speaker 1: got a bunch, all right, Um, first one is after 650 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,239 Speaker 1: you're done cleaning paper towels in the bathroom or was 651 00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:08,759 Speaker 1: it an air blow dryer? Oh? Yeah, they they had 652 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,640 Speaker 1: an air blow dry but they did. The good news 653 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,919 Speaker 1: is they did have a little soap, so I did 654 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,239 Speaker 1: wash and then when I went home, it was like 655 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,799 Speaker 1: a hazmat situation. I went into the bath, into the 656 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:21,040 Speaker 1: shower and just stayed in there for for like an hour, 657 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,840 Speaker 1: just try to get rid of it. Even though I 658 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:25,840 Speaker 1: wasn't dirty. I just in my head divisions. You know, 659 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:29,120 Speaker 1: it's like a traumatic it's PTSD or you know, post 660 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:33,239 Speaker 1: traumatic ship disorder is what I had. You know, I'm 661 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:36,360 Speaker 1: I'm grateful for a couple of reasons on this story, 662 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,080 Speaker 1: not only that you shared it with us, but too 663 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:41,400 Speaker 1: that you didn't try to um retaliate for all my 664 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,839 Speaker 1: Instagram photos that I send you with food porn that 665 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,640 Speaker 1: you've decided to snap a photo and fire one back 666 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,040 Speaker 1: at me. You're like, oh, that's a good idea. I 667 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,200 Speaker 1: didn't even think about that. I didn't even think about that. 668 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,640 Speaker 1: That would have been good, That would have been great. 669 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,520 Speaker 1: You know what if this happens again, I will file 670 00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:01,279 Speaker 1: that away. Guess gun, you will get a photo of 671 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,440 Speaker 1: the situation. Now. I have to tell you that between 672 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,640 Speaker 1: shooting your pants and then having to a four hour 673 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,680 Speaker 1: network radio show and shooting on the side of a 674 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,960 Speaker 1: public toilet, I would prefer to do the public toilet. 675 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,560 Speaker 1: I would because I just the whole Yeah, because you 676 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,560 Speaker 1: had to marinate in the studio after you did your damage, 677 00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:22,600 Speaker 1: which is way different. It was terrible. That's awful, horrible 678 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,799 Speaker 1: you to go commando and then sit there and it 679 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:32,839 Speaker 1: was man, Okay. So my question is, is, for argument's sake, 680 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:37,000 Speaker 1: can hypothetically speaking, you go to that bathroom and two things. 681 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,640 Speaker 1: One is you get access to the bathroom and you 682 00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,560 Speaker 1: have no toilet paper and you have no paper towels. 683 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:47,759 Speaker 1: What do you do? I'll leave, Yeah, I mean, I'm 684 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,200 Speaker 1: not gonna be sitting there with my hands. I'm not. 685 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,560 Speaker 1: I mean I figured there was a path that I 686 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,160 Speaker 1: could take with the toilet paper, and I thought there 687 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,719 Speaker 1: was actually more toilet paper than there was, And I 688 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,680 Speaker 1: am happy to report that I didn't. I went. By 689 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:04,399 Speaker 1: the time I left the public bathroom, it did not 690 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,080 Speaker 1: look nearly as bad as it looked at the moment 691 00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,440 Speaker 1: of impact. Okay, so that that was good. I was 692 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,680 Speaker 1: able to if you look at the preponderance of the 693 00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,200 Speaker 1: evidence there, I was able to hide a lot of 694 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:20,120 Speaker 1: the evidence. I flushed it away. But you know, and 695 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,759 Speaker 1: then i'm I'm I like, in my head, do they 696 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,480 Speaker 1: arrest you for shooting all over a public bathroom? Like, 697 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,560 Speaker 1: I'm like, am I in some kind of crimp? I mean, 698 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:30,560 Speaker 1: if you've been in downtown last Ange, it's required, it's 699 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,560 Speaker 1: required to do that. So yeah, now what would you 700 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:40,800 Speaker 1: have done if that if that bathroom was locked? Oh god, um, 701 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,200 Speaker 1: I thought about that, and I was I was thinking 702 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,920 Speaker 1: of trying to find that in that park there were 703 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,920 Speaker 1: some bushes kind of in the back. Yeah, that was 704 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:54,120 Speaker 1: my other option. I couldn't make it home, And in retrospect, 705 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,279 Speaker 1: that likely would have been the better way to go, 706 00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,400 Speaker 1: because there wasn't anybody in the park. It was under degrees, 707 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,439 Speaker 1: and I could have done that, and then people would 708 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,359 Speaker 1: have maybe thought it was dog extrement or something like that. 709 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,000 Speaker 1: No way, no, not that much. No dog can produce 710 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,880 Speaker 1: that much ship. Yeah, I know. I still don't know 711 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:14,879 Speaker 1: what happened, though, because I usually that only happens when 712 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,879 Speaker 1: I fast and then I eat. But I had neat 713 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:21,279 Speaker 1: Jimny caffeine. Uh you know. I might have taken a 714 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,520 Speaker 1: caffeine for the overnight show the day before though, but 715 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:28,600 Speaker 1: not that day. So yeah, I mean, because you probably 716 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,960 Speaker 1: always go to the restroom before you leave it go 717 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,160 Speaker 1: on your walk, right, Yeah, yeah, but I usually don't, 718 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,839 Speaker 1: you know, I take care of the number one, not 719 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,959 Speaker 1: the number two usually because I don't have to. Yeah, 720 00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,359 Speaker 1: I don't eat if you don't eat. So if there's 721 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:46,160 Speaker 1: nothing coming out any other questions, no, I'm your expert. 722 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:50,279 Speaker 1: Was all right, the prosecution rest no further questions on. 723 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,279 Speaker 1: There's a time and place for cameo. That would have 724 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:58,120 Speaker 1: been great for someone to put in a request. So 725 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:02,560 Speaker 1: then the follow up to this is on Wednesday, I 726 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,440 Speaker 1: went back to the scene of the crime. I was 727 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,160 Speaker 1: curious because I wanted to see if it's because I 728 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,520 Speaker 1: was like, maybe if it's still bad, I'll clean it 729 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,240 Speaker 1: up myself. I'll bring some supplies from home. But fortunately 730 00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:16,160 Speaker 1: somebody had cleaned it up, so thank god. But I 731 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:20,040 Speaker 1: feel very bad for that whoever that person is, I'm sorry, 732 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:24,680 Speaker 1: my apologies. You need to do something at a good 733 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:28,440 Speaker 1: will for somebody or something like, you needn't rescue a dog, 734 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,520 Speaker 1: you need Oh, you know, we're gonna do. Actually, we're 735 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,920 Speaker 1: gonna begin. My wife's guys, she said, we gotta donate 736 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,839 Speaker 1: to the food bank. There's a local food bank. Yes, 737 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,040 Speaker 1: that's we're gonna do. We're gonna buy some food good, 738 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:42,879 Speaker 1: some mac and cheese, some canned soup beans the soup 739 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:49,560 Speaker 1: kitchen over here. So yes, that's that's goods Oh mad 740 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,400 Speaker 1: you are. You have teetered not once, but twice on 741 00:39:53,440 --> 00:40:00,279 Speaker 1: the brink of of public defecation. It's never happened, you know, 742 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,719 Speaker 1: it never. People want to say the gall bladder thing 743 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,000 Speaker 1: and all that, you know, some minor deal. You don't 744 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,359 Speaker 1: need your gall bladder. I feel fine and all that. 745 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,280 Speaker 1: But and a lot of people have had this procedure, 746 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,960 Speaker 1: it's a pretty common procedure. But I did not when 747 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,759 Speaker 1: they were telling me, you know, you're gonna have this 748 00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,200 Speaker 1: and this happen. You know, they give you a list 749 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,239 Speaker 1: of things that are likely to gonna happen with your 750 00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:20,520 Speaker 1: gallbladders out, and I'm like, oh, that's bullshit. It's not 751 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:27,200 Speaker 1: gonna happen to me. Yeah, well surprise, Yeah, I'm looking 752 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,520 Speaker 1: forward to Christmas. Now, I think I think we know 753 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:34,000 Speaker 1: what to get you some diapers and size diapers. Yes, 754 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,000 Speaker 1: I'm not quite there yet, pal, but but thank you. 755 00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,160 Speaker 1: So that's the that's so. Now I have one other 756 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,600 Speaker 1: little addendum. Should I do that now? Or maybe we'll 757 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,680 Speaker 1: wait till the next podcast. It's your call, Gasco. Don't 758 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,759 Speaker 1: we do it now? Or yeah, let's do it now? 759 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:53,919 Speaker 1: All right? So all about Bob? All about Bob? And uh, 760 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,680 Speaker 1: you know that great quote from Andy Warhol that art 761 00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:00,799 Speaker 1: is never finished. It's only a band. It's a great 762 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,480 Speaker 1: pretty good any war It's a really good quote. So 763 00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:08,960 Speaker 1: I'm watching a documentary last weekend about PBS legend Bob Ross. 764 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,239 Speaker 1: Are you a Bob Ross fan? Do you know who 765 00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:14,919 Speaker 1: Bob Ross is? Guest gun, No you don't, Oh my god. 766 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,799 Speaker 1: All right, So Bob Ross was a PBS star, like 767 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:23,280 Speaker 1: I guess in the eighties and the early nineties. Yeah, 768 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,160 Speaker 1: he's got the he had the funny hair and all 769 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:30,600 Speaker 1: that stuff. Right, So I learned an amazing factor. I 770 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,960 Speaker 1: thought this was crazy about Bob Ross. Now, when I 771 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,479 Speaker 1: was a kid, we didn't have when I was literally 772 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,759 Speaker 1: we didn't have cable, and so I watched a lot 773 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,279 Speaker 1: of PBS, and I would watch like, you know, the 774 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,760 Speaker 1: the Sesame Street, The Electric Company, those kind of shows, 775 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,960 Speaker 1: because you know, we didn't have entertainment when I was 776 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,400 Speaker 1: a child. It was a stone age. And then sometimes 777 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,879 Speaker 1: the TV would just be on in the house. I'd 778 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,160 Speaker 1: be playing or whatever, and then Bob Ross's show would 779 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,520 Speaker 1: come on. And he was the guy that would mostly 780 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,440 Speaker 1: pay landscapes like most a X mountains, you know, mixed 781 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,840 Speaker 1: with trees, and that guy it was just like a 782 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,319 Speaker 1: thirty minute show. He would paint this amazing, uh you know, 783 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,719 Speaker 1: amazing thing in thirty minutes and he would teach you 784 00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:13,360 Speaker 1: how to do it. But I learned this crazy factory 785 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,880 Speaker 1: about Bob Ros. I love the this random stuff. This 786 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,879 Speaker 1: is the stuff I love in life. So painter Bob Ross, 787 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,839 Speaker 1: who at the time that show went on the air, 788 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,479 Speaker 1: was a struggling artist. Literally, you know that cliche about 789 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,000 Speaker 1: the struggling artist. He was a struggling artist any money. 790 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,799 Speaker 1: He was, you know, struggling to make it through. And 791 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:35,120 Speaker 1: so because he didn't have a lot of money, he 792 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,200 Speaker 1: did what I call the Mallaw maneuver. Although it was 793 00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,120 Speaker 1: not known as the Mallaw maneuver at this time, because 794 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:43,360 Speaker 1: it was before my time. But Bob Ross, struggling painter, 795 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:48,040 Speaker 1: went out and got a perm. The reason he got 796 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:51,279 Speaker 1: a perm was because he couldn't even afford to get 797 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,400 Speaker 1: his hair cut. And he did the arithmetic and he figured, 798 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,160 Speaker 1: if I get a PERM, I don't have to get 799 00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:00,880 Speaker 1: my hair cut. I'm gonna save money on haircuts and 800 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:04,319 Speaker 1: I can spend that on other things, right, Like you know, 801 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,919 Speaker 1: he figured out that he could buy food and other 802 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:11,000 Speaker 1: items with that, I assume without getting a haircuts. So 803 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,480 Speaker 1: this was before his TV career. So then what do 804 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:17,280 Speaker 1: you think happens? Well, he gets the PBS show takes 805 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:22,360 Speaker 1: off right, takes off, and he wanted to change his 806 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:27,279 Speaker 1: hair because he he hated it. Couldn't change his hair. 807 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,920 Speaker 1: He was forced to keep the hair the rest of 808 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:34,080 Speaker 1: his life because that was the trademark of Bob Ross 809 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,439 Speaker 1: and it became PBSS logo and they the whole thing. 810 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,840 Speaker 1: And so he he didn't want the hair he hated 811 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,279 Speaker 1: and he thought it terrible, and he had to keep it. 812 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,520 Speaker 1: And now even he's been dead for years and there's 813 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:48,160 Speaker 1: internet memes with Bob Ross's hair still. I think that's 814 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,960 Speaker 1: an amazing little I love that kind of. I mean, 815 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,160 Speaker 1: he didn't want to. It's just crazy that that became 816 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,920 Speaker 1: his signature thing and he didn't even want to have it. 817 00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:04,400 Speaker 1: You are in stunned disbelief there, David Gisca. Your speech, 818 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,759 Speaker 1: which is not good for a podcast, Well it's it's not. 819 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,560 Speaker 1: But what provoked you, first of all to watch that documentary? 820 00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:16,200 Speaker 1: Well you're late at night Friday, Saturday, the games have ended, 821 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,719 Speaker 1: you know, I like to watch a documentary. And this 822 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:23,640 Speaker 1: was on the YouTube. All right, this was on the YouTube, 823 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,239 Speaker 1: and um, just a couple of years old. But I 824 00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,480 Speaker 1: was like, I watched Bob Ross when I was a kid, 825 00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,000 Speaker 1: so I was like, maybe I'll check this out, see 826 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,240 Speaker 1: what's going on there. You know what his fro reminds 827 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:36,200 Speaker 1: me of or who it reminds me of. I don't 828 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:41,520 Speaker 1: Lenny Wilkins. Oh yeah, Lenny. Lenny Wilkins had that fro. 829 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:47,240 Speaker 1: Not not as magical as Ross, but yeah, but pretty 830 00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:50,239 Speaker 1: fucking good. But I agree, right, like, when you have 831 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,080 Speaker 1: something that's the staple of your brand, you can't just 832 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,640 Speaker 1: go off the beaten path. Yeah, when you get known 833 00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,120 Speaker 1: for something, you know, it reminds me Kevin Kennedy, d 834 00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:04,040 Speaker 1: and I forget the player's name, but Kevin Kennedy, who 835 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:07,600 Speaker 1: was the Fox Baseball insider guy and a good guy. Kevin. 836 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,520 Speaker 1: Kevin told me a story about when he was managing 837 00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,239 Speaker 1: the Red Sox there was a guy playing for the 838 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:18,719 Speaker 1: Socks that was a pretty good player but hated Boston. 839 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,759 Speaker 1: But he had to play there because he couldn't force 840 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,439 Speaker 1: his way out because he wasn't a big enough name 841 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,680 Speaker 1: player to do it. He was making great money, but 842 00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:27,680 Speaker 1: he couldn't stand it. I know it's not the same, 843 00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:29,640 Speaker 1: but it's like you're in a situation where you don't 844 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,319 Speaker 1: really like something, you can't change it, you know, And 845 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:36,279 Speaker 1: he was in that, in that that situation, but I 846 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,480 Speaker 1: don't know, Like you look at the now he was 847 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,200 Speaker 1: not an athlete, Bob Ross, but you look at the 848 00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:48,680 Speaker 1: great haircuts in in sports, and um, I always go 849 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:54,319 Speaker 1: when I first started watching, uh, Michael Cage, Uh, he 850 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:58,480 Speaker 1: had the Jerry curl that was. That was quite the 851 00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:02,080 Speaker 1: look man. That was. That was quite the white to 852 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,080 Speaker 1: look for. The clips and the sonics and all that 853 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,480 Speaker 1: doesn't have any more. But the Tony Gwynn had that 854 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:07,680 Speaker 1: a little bit. He had a little bit of that 855 00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:12,239 Speaker 1: going on early in his career. Career with the Padres. Yeah, 856 00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:15,560 Speaker 1: he had that. I'm trying to think of like signature, 857 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,680 Speaker 1: I mean, because everyone has those signature not everyone, but 858 00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,040 Speaker 1: there's certain people that have like those iconic or like 859 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:28,480 Speaker 1: signature styles, whether it's hair suits, I mean Craig Sager 860 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:32,680 Speaker 1: was was one with his Oh yeah Seger. Yeah, that 861 00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,160 Speaker 1: was late Craig Seger because he and I saw him 862 00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,440 Speaker 1: at Staples Center back in the Shack Kobe years and 863 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,399 Speaker 1: he would come out there t NT and he would 864 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,600 Speaker 1: wear normal clothes and then he had his clown suit 865 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,600 Speaker 1: that he would put on, and so it was really brilliant. 866 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,719 Speaker 1: Victor Brick followed that same playbook. There's a playbook that 867 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,719 Speaker 1: if you want to get attention on television, you have 868 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,800 Speaker 1: to wear really bright, outrageous office. You should do that, Gascon. 869 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,480 Speaker 1: You should take a page to get these you know, 870 00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,920 Speaker 1: bright pastel color jackets and tie is and nix and 871 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,880 Speaker 1: match and you should. Maybe we'll do that in September 872 00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:09,440 Speaker 1: and never now. Walt Clyde Fraser, he does that, right, Fraser, 873 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,319 Speaker 1: he takes he wears like a lion print suit and 874 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:17,040 Speaker 1: all that. The NBA has had so many remember Kenny Skywalker, 875 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,080 Speaker 1: he had the high top fade for the New York 876 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:24,759 Speaker 1: Knickerbocker's back in the day. Even Michael Cooper with his 877 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:29,759 Speaker 1: knee high socks. Yeah, yea artist Gilmore, that's before my time. 878 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,880 Speaker 1: But he had the big frow going he was playing, 879 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,239 Speaker 1: but everyone did Dr J Man And remember Dr J 880 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,239 Speaker 1: with the nets flying through the air with the fro. 881 00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,640 Speaker 1: Remember how about here's another one? Uh, Debt love shrimp. 882 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,560 Speaker 1: I don't remember. Remember he had that It looked like 883 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:47,080 Speaker 1: a German military guard haircut. Yeah right, he looked like 884 00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:52,879 Speaker 1: it was groomed and he looked like uh Ivan, Yeah, 885 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,440 Speaker 1: it looked like that from Rocky for Yeah, I mean 886 00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,400 Speaker 1: even not even with the hair. But you can go 887 00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,880 Speaker 1: like you go Bob Barker, right, like what's Bob bar 888 00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:03,440 Speaker 1: Chris synonymous with Oh he's got that stick that needle 889 00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:06,560 Speaker 1: dick microphone, he's got the skinny microphone and there he 890 00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:09,600 Speaker 1: does his his pet promotion at the end of the 891 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,319 Speaker 1: price is right. Oh, here's another one. Remember the guy 892 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,800 Speaker 1: let's see this is I'm gonna test gascons hair knowledge. 893 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:23,200 Speaker 1: NBA player with a mullet in the nineteen nineties. Oh um, 894 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,960 Speaker 1: uh did you play for the for the nuts? He 895 00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,800 Speaker 1: was a journey. He played for a number of teams, 896 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,640 Speaker 1: but he is the gold standard for the mullet in 897 00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:36,239 Speaker 1: professional Chris Mullen. No, no, not Mullin. Mullin had the 898 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:40,560 Speaker 1: Mullin had the flat top. Oh no, it wasn't Tom Chambers. No, no, 899 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:44,640 Speaker 1: this is after those guys. This is the nineties and 900 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:49,560 Speaker 1: this guy was a center. I think he's dead. Not Bradley, 901 00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:57,239 Speaker 1: not Mirasan nah m hm. Obviously not the dream. He 902 00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:01,359 Speaker 1: played college basketball at Floorida. He's better college player who 903 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:07,640 Speaker 1: had a mullet. Bryant Reeves had a mullet, big Country. No, 904 00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,920 Speaker 1: you're like the flat top type thing. No, this is 905 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:15,439 Speaker 1: Dwayne Schintzius. Who the fuck is Dwayne shi You don't 906 00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,399 Speaker 1: know that's bad basketball knowledge that Tony Bruno would say, 907 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,960 Speaker 1: that's a bad job by you. Man. Come on, Dwayne, 908 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,600 Speaker 1: I can't even Dwayne Shinsius. It's all right, Google it 909 00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:28,400 Speaker 1: right now. It's s C H I N t z 910 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:33,600 Speaker 1: I us. He played into the early two thousands, played 911 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,920 Speaker 1: with my clippers. I covered him in the mid nineties. 912 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:37,840 Speaker 1: He played for the l A Clippers, the terrible Clippers 913 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:41,240 Speaker 1: at the l A Sports Rain. Oh my gosh, yeah, 914 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,799 Speaker 1: oh man, man, right, look at that. Come on, oh man, 915 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,879 Speaker 1: that's great. Yeah that what do they say, like it's 916 00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:52,759 Speaker 1: a party in the back. That's uh business in the front, 917 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,560 Speaker 1: party in the back. That is yeah, that's good man. 918 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,120 Speaker 1: That's like he died so yeah, Lukemi. He died when 919 00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,960 Speaker 1: he was like in his early forties. It sucks by 920 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,680 Speaker 1: he that guy was. I mean you think redneck mullet 921 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:07,960 Speaker 1: basketball player. That is Dwayne Schintzy. Wow. He played Sacramento, 922 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:12,799 Speaker 1: San Antonio. He played for the Nuts. Oh yeah, he 923 00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,080 Speaker 1: played with everybody. He bounced around from team to team 924 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,839 Speaker 1: to team. That is a great mullet man. That's good. 925 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:22,440 Speaker 1: That's Barry Merrows on steroids. You didn't expect to hear it. 926 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:26,480 Speaker 1: Dwayne Schinzy is from this something like the perfect podcast 927 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:29,880 Speaker 1: Now the real question g seven ft two and two sixty. 928 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,160 Speaker 1: He was a big, big boy, big boy, good college player, 929 00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:36,280 Speaker 1: much better college player than NBA player. But as I remember, 930 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:41,239 Speaker 1: But here's the thing, guess how is this podcast? What 931 00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,040 Speaker 1: are you gonna call? You're gonna you're gonna headline at 932 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:45,680 Speaker 1: walk in the Park. Uh are you gonna do with 933 00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:47,880 Speaker 1: the Tennessee Trots, the Mallard Trots? What are you gonna do. 934 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:52,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call it Mr Rogers, Mr Rogers. Yeah, story 935 00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:56,080 Speaker 1: time with storytime. That was decent. You know, well, this 936 00:50:56,239 --> 00:51:01,680 Speaker 1: outrank some of our interview podcasts rank the Looney Tunes 937 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,560 Speaker 1: episode that we had last week with our fake dentist. 938 00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:07,279 Speaker 1: Oh did that not do that well? People did not 939 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,520 Speaker 1: want to hear Tom Looney. No, I didn't do that well? 940 00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:15,200 Speaker 1: Really wow? Yeah, I thought Looney would be a hit. 941 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,920 Speaker 1: People did not. They were not riveted to Tom Looney. Now, 942 00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:21,040 Speaker 1: in fact, it did. It did half of what I 943 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:24,279 Speaker 1: did with with my m m A uh fighter? Is 944 00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:28,080 Speaker 1: that right? Man? Wasn't that good? All right? So we 945 00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:32,200 Speaker 1: didn't do any interview this week. No, I'll attempted. You know, 946 00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:36,239 Speaker 1: I've been talking to the the chief about your your 947 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:40,040 Speaker 1: lack of cooking and barbecuing. I'm a great cook, and 948 00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:41,759 Speaker 1: so he was a little curious about the fact that 949 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:48,360 Speaker 1: you got like a see, I got a list of 950 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,839 Speaker 1: things you gotta reference my wife. You've got to talk 951 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:54,040 Speaker 1: about some something west of the four oh five you 952 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,120 Speaker 1: did with the burrito story earlier. Now, that wasn't that 953 00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,320 Speaker 1: wasn't San Diego. It's five freeway. It's a five freeway. 954 00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:02,920 Speaker 1: You mentioned the four oh five. Now I haven't mentioned 955 00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:06,160 Speaker 1: your first class uh flight to Seattle that was paid 956 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:09,200 Speaker 1: for by a listener. I haven't mentioned that yet. I 957 00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:10,799 Speaker 1: was a friend of the show that that took care 958 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,799 Speaker 1: of that the show. Okay, I haven't mentioned because you 959 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:17,320 Speaker 1: weren't invited anywhere. I mean that's you know things a 960 00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,120 Speaker 1: little bit and try to get some fans. Maybe they'll 961 00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,360 Speaker 1: take care of you, how about that? Yeah? Yeah, anyway, 962 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,279 Speaker 1: all right, listen, have a great rest of your day. 963 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:27,240 Speaker 1: We got podcasts coming up all weekend long, three days 964 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,000 Speaker 1: a week on the podcast eight days a week overall. 965 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:33,520 Speaker 1: But thank you. Remember the review of the podcast five stars, 966 00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,239 Speaker 1: Email us, follow us on social media, and have a 967 00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:36,839 Speaker 1: great day.