Speaker 1: What's the best piece of advice you've ever gotten? It's
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. People are always offering all kinds of
Speaker 1: advice like pee into the wind, what's the worst that
Speaker 1: could happen?
Speaker 2: Or expiration dates on food is just a suggestion go
Speaker 2: for it totally. Yeah, sometimes that's true.
Speaker 1: Well, people on social media are sharing the simple pieces
Speaker 1: of advice that significantly improve their life, and we'll go
Speaker 1: over it next, so that when your life gets significantly
Speaker 1: better today, you can say it was all because of
Speaker 1: that one time you made a mistake.
Speaker 2: And listen to the Jewbil Show. Go over it next.
Speaker 1: Here's the best piece of advice you'll hear all day.
Speaker 1: It's a Jewble Show always, and I mean always, take
Speaker 1: a laxative right before bed. No, Okay, maybe I'm not
Speaker 1: the best of giving advice, but there's a trend on
Speaker 1: social media of people sharing simple piece of advice that
Speaker 1: significantly improve their life. And we'll go over it right
Speaker 1: now so that we can all make our lives a
Speaker 1: little bit better.
Speaker 2: I'm ready. Don't argue with idiots, my gosh, savior, pee.
Speaker 2: I find myself in that situation all the time time.
Speaker 2: Just keep arguing. I don't know why I like it.
Speaker 2: Idea that's fun for you. Here's a Brad does like
Speaker 2: it like a sport. I don't like it at all.
Speaker 1: As soon as somebody starts getting defensive about anything, I
Speaker 1: just bow out. I'm just not I'm like, you're already defensive.
Speaker 1: You're not listening at all, so I'm not even gonna
Speaker 1: waste my breath.
Speaker 2: Smart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is nice, important thing, yes, but idiots will
Speaker 1: get very angry when you don't argue with them, because.
Speaker 2: All I do is want to win.
Speaker 3: But it's like, if someone else is bowing out, it's
Speaker 3: kind of like you win, so it's like, just take
Speaker 3: the win and go.
Speaker 4: Man, you don't because you got mad, So guess you
Speaker 4: want the person that walked away.
Speaker 1: There's a turnal on social media of people sharing simple
Speaker 1: life advice that significantly improve their lives, and we're going
Speaker 1: over it right now so we can all improve our lives.
Speaker 2: A little bit today.
Speaker 1: The biggest lie we tell ourselves every day is I
Speaker 1: don't need to write it down.
Speaker 2: I'll remember it that happens a lot that's hitting close
Speaker 2: to home.
Speaker 5: I used to write everything down literally, like a couple
Speaker 5: of weeks ago, and then I stopped doing it, and
Speaker 5: my whole life fell apart.
Speaker 2: Why do you stop doing it? You just think remember?
Speaker 1: And my problem is I write things down and then
Speaker 1: I don't remember to check it. So I'm like, do
Speaker 1: I need to write down to check it? But then
Speaker 1: I won't check that, so I'll never check it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a bunch of little stickiness in his car somewhere
Speaker 3: that just check it, check out.
Speaker 1: I have so many notes then I never go back
Speaker 1: and check them, and it's frustrating because when I do
Speaker 1: go back and check it, I was like, that was
Speaker 1: a great idea, except that was an idea for four
Speaker 1: months ago.
Speaker 2: Why didn't I check it? Now that you know that,
Speaker 2: can you check something today? We'll see remember, Yeah, I'll remember.
Speaker 2: I don't need to write down. It's fine.
Speaker 1: Another simple piece of advice that can significantly improve your life.
Speaker 2: Try to be the person you needed when you were younger.
Speaker 6: I don't know who I needed when I was younger,
Speaker 6: to be honest.
Speaker 2: It's kind of all over the place.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, my mom always gives me like little
Speaker 4: nuggets of advice, which I'll share with you, but this
Speaker 4: one in particular is kind of like that. But it
Speaker 4: was always it's now like protect your inner child. So
Speaker 4: instead of being that person that you needed, it's like
Speaker 4: protect that child that you were back then.
Speaker 1: Now that makes sense. I talked to mine all the time.
Speaker 1: He's in the passenger seat in my.
Speaker 2: Car, a lot over the front.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in the front. I know, should be sitting
Speaker 1: in the back. I should get a car Sita form.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious.
Speaker 2: Actually, I put a car seat in the back of
Speaker 2: my car, and then when I'm feeling anxiety, I'll look
Speaker 2: back at him and go, it's okay, man, you're safe.
Speaker 2: I'm driving right now. Can we trust me? I would
Speaker 2: love you getting caught in the carpool lane and you're like,
Speaker 2: what do you mean? Myself is life? So we're almost there,
Speaker 2: almost there shop asking I know you're filling impatient with traffic,
Speaker 2: but we're almost home. Over he's just like, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: you did, And yeah he's dragged off to somewhere. They
Speaker 2: don't even want to deal with it. They're like, I
Speaker 2: don't know what is wrong with this guy?
Speaker 7: What is he?
Speaker 2: And crazy? Give me in the carpoolane. My inner child
Speaker 2: is in the back seat. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Another piece of simple life advice that can instantly improve
Speaker 1: your life never accept criticism from someone you wouldn't accept
Speaker 1: advice from.
Speaker 4: Get that, really, I'm just stop reading the text messages
Speaker 4: because I can't take it.
Speaker 2: So I don't know.
Speaker 4: I probably wouldn't take advice from that person telling me
Speaker 4: to shut up. But you know what hurt me.
Speaker 2: I'm thankful. That's one that I've always been good at.
Speaker 1: It's like it doesn't matter to me if I don't
Speaker 1: know you and I don't trust your opinion, it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter what you say to me.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you do at home, weird like
Speaker 2: I'm working on it.
Speaker 8: You will help me.
Speaker 1: Another piece of simple life advice that can significantly improve
Speaker 1: your life. It's better to ask stupid than do stupid.
Speaker 2: I don't know that's true. I feel like I do
Speaker 2: that lot and I get stupid. Love that. What do
Speaker 2: you mean A stupid was a pretty good one. It is,
Speaker 2: and it's better to ask. I don't know why people
Speaker 2: are so scared to ask questions.
Speaker 4: There's no such thing as a stupid question. I mean,
Speaker 4: there are stupid questions. I'm gonna say there are. I
Speaker 4: have mine.
Speaker 1: I used to have a teacher that said, there's no
Speaker 1: such thing stupid questions, just stupid people.
Speaker 2: Okay, it really inspired us to ask questions. In that
Speaker 2: class you're talking about, Yeah, you can't fix it, you
Speaker 2: can just learn more on what anything that was a
Speaker 2: stupid question.
Speaker 1: Example, they're going over simple pieces of advice that can
Speaker 1: significantly improve your life. Self abuse is also abuse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: be kind to yourself. I think it also goes for
Speaker 1: talking about other people because your subconscious doesn't really know
Speaker 1: anything but you. So if you say that person's ugly,
Speaker 1: your subconscious thinks you're talking about you, So it all
Speaker 1: comes back into your own heads yet much.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Another thing that it says simple life advice that can
Speaker 1: instantly improve your life.
Speaker 9: If you can't beat the fear, do it scared? Ooh yeah,
Speaker 9: you know what that's called bravery. Brade mean something you're
Speaker 9: scared to do is brave. You're not scared to do it.
Speaker 9: It's not that brave. It doesn't matter what it is.
Speaker 9: But if you're scared to do it and you do
Speaker 9: it anyway, that's brave.
Speaker 4: I mean, nothing's really worth doing unless you just like,
Speaker 4: are you're scared of it anyway?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: No, I won't do that. I'm not scared of eating it.
Speaker 2: I have a one track mind. So I heard do
Speaker 2: it Scared, and I was like.
Speaker 8: Okay, here.
Speaker 10: This is scared.
Speaker 2: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah,
Speaker 2: what's up? Dude? This is Donk How are you?
Speaker 7: I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: Well is this this is Michael right.
Speaker 7: Speaking?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, this is Paul Donkler. Most people just call
Speaker 2: me Donk though. I'm sure you've heard a lot about me,
Speaker 2: So yeah, how you doing?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 7: I'm fine. I'm sorry. I don't think I know of Paul.
Speaker 2: Oh, well, you might just know me as a donk
Speaker 2: because I'm sure she's talked about me quite a bit.
Speaker 7: Have we met before?
Speaker 2: No, we have not like officially met.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm giving you a call, because I figured
Speaker 1: it's high time to do that. Kathy is your mom, yes,
Speaker 1: and her and I love you very much, by the way,
Speaker 1: and i'm your mom's new boyfriend. So I figured I
Speaker 1: would call and throw you an intro and you know,
Speaker 1: talk about stuff if you wanted to talk about anything.
Speaker 7: You I'm sorry, did you see my mom's boyfriend?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, we've been dating pretty heavy for you know,
Speaker 2: about a month or two, and I figured it was
Speaker 2: time that I call and make an intro, you know,
Speaker 2: because it's always weird and a new dad unders of
Speaker 2: the picture.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, do not Paul, listen, that's totally inappropriate.
Speaker 2: You okay, Well it all wants you to know, dude,
Speaker 2: that like I respect your mom and like she's a
Speaker 2: light of my life. Dude, Oh my god, what's the.
Speaker 7: My mom is sixty five?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Audie, how are you?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 2: He was sixty five? But like spry, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 10: Like I never gross.
Speaker 7: Get the out. Does my mom even though you're calling
Speaker 7: me right now?
Speaker 2: No, she does not, dude, Because I said I should
Speaker 2: call it. She thought maybe we.
Speaker 1: Should do it over dinner, you know, like an intro
Speaker 1: or whatever. But I was like, you know, these boys,
Speaker 1: I got to get on the phone with them right away,
Speaker 1: you know, and talk to them a little bit because
Speaker 1: I'm the new You've.
Speaker 7: Already you've already talked to my brother then? And did
Speaker 7: he respond well to this conversation? I sound like a moron.
Speaker 2: I haven't called him yet.
Speaker 1: I figured i'd call you first, you know, and then
Speaker 1: and then I would call him.
Speaker 7: Don't mother calling him. I'm going to talk to our
Speaker 7: mom and let her know that you and I spoke
Speaker 7: on the phone, or if you can even call having
Speaker 7: this an actual conversation.
Speaker 10: You sound like a moron.
Speaker 7: I don't want you anywhere knew my family.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I read a book recently, like on being
Speaker 1: a new parent. I know that sometimes when like a
Speaker 1: new dad enters the.
Speaker 2: Life my dad.
Speaker 7: Stop saying that.
Speaker 2: It can be confusing for the children.
Speaker 7: You know, how old are you?
Speaker 2: Thirty two? But like I'm.
Speaker 7: Older than you, man, I don't need you in my life.
Speaker 2: See that can be very confusing for a young.
Speaker 7: Guy like you. You're You're not my new dad. You
Speaker 7: have to stop saying that this creepy and annoying. Okay,
Speaker 7: you're younger than me, You're just she hasn't even mentioned you,
Speaker 7: so you don't even have to worry about doing any
Speaker 7: sort of fotherly stuff like taking me at the dinner,
Speaker 7: giving me a phone call, or anything like that. She's
Speaker 7: sixty five, She's fine if we do.
Speaker 1: You want to go to the park this weekend and
Speaker 1: maybe throw the ball around? Could you you how to
Speaker 1: hit a ball or something?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 11: No, I don't want to play ball. I don't want
Speaker 11: God I know how to hit a ball. I do
Speaker 11: not want to go to the park with you. Just
Speaker 11: it's so annoying. This is to get on.
Speaker 1: I do want to say that your mom shared with
Speaker 1: me that you always wanted a puppy when you were younger,
Speaker 1: and I'm willing to buy a faction said I have
Speaker 1: a puppy and you.
Speaker 2: Could have it.
Speaker 7: God, No, I don't want anything from you. I wanted
Speaker 7: a puppy that was thirty years ago.
Speaker 2: As the new father figure in your life, I'm willing
Speaker 2: to make that happen, to make okay.
Speaker 1: And then I'll just tell you that this is a
Speaker 1: prank phone call. This is actually Jewel from the Jewel
Speaker 1: Show doing a phone brank on you and your brother
Speaker 1: set you up.
Speaker 2: It's a joke. What he said that your mom just
Speaker 2: joined the dating apps and you guys are talking about
Speaker 2: it and he wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 7: Oh Jesus, I believe. Oh God, you got me to
Speaker 7: think that my mom was actually dating.
Speaker 6: Wake up every.
Speaker 2: Morning with jubile phone, Franks, It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2: Did you know that we have an official alcohol of
Speaker 2: the United States?
Speaker 7: We do.
Speaker 4: We talk a lot about mascots and stuff and like
Speaker 4: you know, state flowers and colors and stuff. But there
Speaker 4: is an official alcohol of the United States that was
Speaker 4: passed by an Act of Congress.
Speaker 2: Can I go yes, yeah, whiskey, Okay, anybody else? Bourbon juice? Bourbon?
Speaker 2: Ye it is.
Speaker 4: Bourbon is the official alcohol of the United States. The
Speaker 4: funny part is is there people that have tried to
Speaker 4: overturn this call wha in recent years because they think
Speaker 4: it should be beer.
Speaker 2: But so far, no, lucky Bourbon is still the official alcohol.
Speaker 2: Is beer really an alcohol like that though?
Speaker 4: Like I mean, it's alcoholic, it's got alcohol in it,
Speaker 4: but it's not a liquor.
Speaker 5: But I just feel like when you say an alcohol,
Speaker 5: I think of you know, the spirits.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, But you also think of like Budweiser when
Speaker 4: you think of America, right.
Speaker 1: I have bear kind of started over another country as
Speaker 1: bourbon is like years.
Speaker 2: You're right, You're right, like Germany is beer. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I've always wanted to be into liquor and I never
Speaker 5: can get into it, Like I don't really take that much,
Speaker 5: but I've always wanted to be like bourbon.
Speaker 2: I want to be a bourbon can't why, I'll just
Speaker 2: I'll just keep it going.
Speaker 4: You know what, it's really a good time to be
Speaker 4: into bourbon, especially you know when it's cold outside.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna keep going if I'm a big whiskey girl.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I want to be the person who sits
Speaker 5: there with a nice like scotsh or something and like
Speaker 5: knows the differences between scotches and stuff.
Speaker 4: Just get into it, Just try because when you it
Speaker 4: warms you up so good. You can feel it inside.
Speaker 4: Get all nice.
Speaker 5: And every time I've tasted every liquor, it tastes awful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I'm saying, you don't have it. Doesn't
Speaker 1: have to be like bourbon and stuff like that. You
Speaker 1: can be Yeah, but I drink fishonado. Well he yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you can tell the difference between every my
Speaker 1: tie out there.
Speaker 2: He does know espresso martinis and mango margarita's. Yeah, blend
Speaker 2: did mango margarita sugar rim? Thank you? Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna just I just wish I was in the liquor.
Speaker 2: I wish I was into.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 2: Wait, I'm gonna help you, not me.
Speaker 12: Is this.
Speaker 9: You did?
Speaker 2: Oh? I definitely get it. I just keep trying to
Speaker 2: move past it.
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Speaker 2: Too many mega margaritas. We have a first dated follow
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Speaker 2: dot com. Meg is on the phone today for a
Speaker 2: first date follow up and she's getting ghosted by a
Speaker 2: guy named James. So in a few minutes, we're gonna
Speaker 2: call him and see if I tell us why he's
Speaker 2: ghostinger and maybe get her another date. But first, Meg,
Speaker 2: how long has it been since you heard from James.
Speaker 6: Here's the deal. We live in the same building.
Speaker 13: So I actually saw him, Yeah, I know, so I
Speaker 13: see him in the elevator all the time. So I
Speaker 13: actually saw him like this warning and it's a little
Speaker 13: bit awkward just because of all of this. So, but
Speaker 13: I haven't heard, like he hasn't kind of followed up
Speaker 13: by a text or phone, which is what I was
Speaker 13: kind of waiting for, you know.
Speaker 2: What I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So, did you reach out to him other than
Speaker 4: seeing him in the elevator?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 13: Well, here's so at the end of our date, which
Speaker 13: went really well, by the way, so that's yeah. So
Speaker 13: I was sort of expecting a call, and then this
Speaker 13: morning when I saw him, I just kind of was like,
Speaker 13: I have to say some things I haven't heard from him.
Speaker 6: So I just said like, hey, you know, do you
Speaker 6: want to go for dinner sometime?
Speaker 13: And he basically said I'll get back to you, which
Speaker 13: I feel like is a bad sign.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably not the past. Yeah, yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 13: But it was so great, Like we went to this
Speaker 13: trivia night that he had been telling me about because
Speaker 13: you know, I had seen him in the elevator.
Speaker 6: We'd make small chat all the time.
Speaker 13: I actually have a tiny confession that I would kind
Speaker 13: of plan to be in the elevator when he was there.
Speaker 2: But I'm there.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I was like, oh, if I keep running into
Speaker 13: this guy, So yeah, so I kep like running into
Speaker 13: him and we were chatting and he had told me
Speaker 13: with this trivia night, and then finally he asked me out,
Speaker 13: which I was really psyched about, and we just like
Speaker 13: had this great night. We even went back to his
Speaker 13: place afterwards and we had a great night cap and
Speaker 13: I don't want to be not PG. Thirteen, but we
Speaker 13: had a pretty great kick at the end of it.
Speaker 13: So anyway, that's why I was totally expecting to hear
Speaker 13: from him.
Speaker 10: So I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know, Well, did something happen, did anything actually
Speaker 4: go down on the date that may have made it
Speaker 4: a little bit awkward or that you felt like was
Speaker 4: a turning point?
Speaker 6: Well, here's obviously.
Speaker 13: I have been analyzing this for days because it's all
Speaker 13: I can be is sure.
Speaker 6: So yeah, so the only thing.
Speaker 13: So I started to go, Okay, maybe it was this
Speaker 13: because like my sister, she's going through a bit of
Speaker 13: a bad kind of breakup right now. She's a single mom,
Speaker 13: so she's having a hard time. She did call me
Speaker 13: a couple of times. Oh, it might've been like three
Speaker 13: or four times when we were on the date, and
Speaker 13: I did answer because I just knew, you know, And
Speaker 13: at the time I wasn't thinking. I was like, oh,
Speaker 13: I've got to answer. It's my sister, you know, she
Speaker 13: needs me. But I'm kind of wondering, did that kill
Speaker 13: the vibe? And does he think I'm rude, you know,
Speaker 13: for answering the phone so much? And then I'm like,
Speaker 13: if he did that to me, yeah, would I be
Speaker 13: a little pissed. So I'm wondering if that's it.
Speaker 2: Did he say anything about it, or did he seem
Speaker 2: annoyed by that.
Speaker 6: Okay, full disclosure.
Speaker 13: One of them may have come when we were kind
Speaker 13: of making out a little bit, so I guess he
Speaker 13: seemed a little annoyed when that got cut off, but
Speaker 13: he didn't say anything. It was just kind of I
Speaker 13: kind of feel like, I guess, yeah, that was kind
Speaker 13: of the end of the night sort of thing.
Speaker 6: So but he didn't say anything about it, Like he
Speaker 6: just was like, okay, you know, good night.
Speaker 2: Did he know who you were talking to? Like, did
Speaker 2: he know that was your sister that was calling?
Speaker 13: I mean, I told him that it was. But now
Speaker 13: I'm thinking, like, did he believe me? Does he think
Speaker 13: that you know, I was, you know, screwing away to
Speaker 13: talk to some other guy, Like does he think I'm
Speaker 13: in a relationship or something like? Now, I'm not sure
Speaker 13: because that's what I told him, But I don't know.
Speaker 13: Would I be suspicious probably.
Speaker 2: To be honest. So what was the last thing you
Speaker 2: texted him?
Speaker 6: The last thing?
Speaker 13: Oh, the last So the last thing I texted him
Speaker 13: was had a great time, you know, thanks, thanks for
Speaker 13: the thanks for the night, because of course he paid
Speaker 13: for dinner and you know everything, So I said, thank you,
Speaker 13: I hope to see you again, and then that was
Speaker 13: after I left, and then I didn't hear anything back
Speaker 13: from that, and then saw him in the elevator this morning.
Speaker 6: So that's where we're at.
Speaker 1: That's awkward. That's an awkward elevator right. All right, we'll
Speaker 1: see if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 2: Then we'll play a song come Back, and then call
Speaker 2: him and see if he'll tell us why is ghosting
Speaker 2: you and maybe get you another date.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, all right, thanks guys, Okay, we'll.
Speaker 1: Play song come Back, give your first day follow up next.
Speaker 1: If you're just joining us for today's first Day follow up.
Speaker 1: Meg is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
Speaker 1: a guy named James. So we're about to call him
Speaker 1: see if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe
Speaker 1: get her another date. But before we do that, Meg,
Speaker 1: why don't you catch everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 13: Yes, okay, So I went out with this amazing guy, James,
Speaker 13: who lives in my building. I see him all the
Speaker 13: time in the elevator. He finally asked me out. We
Speaker 13: had a great time. There was even some makeouts. But
Speaker 13: it's been like, oh my god, it's been weeks now.
Speaker 13: He has not responded to my last text, and I've
Speaker 13: recently seen him in the elevator and basically said, hey,
Speaker 13: do you want to go for dinner sometime? And he
Speaker 13: basically said I'll get back to you, which doesn't feel positive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, And the reason you think you might
Speaker 1: be getting ghosted is because you kept answering your phone, right,
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 13: My sister kept calling during the date and she's having
Speaker 13: a tough time, so I did.
Speaker 6: Keep answering my phone.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, to be honest. So yeah, all right, Well
Speaker 2: are you ready for us to call him and see
Speaker 2: if he'llell us?
Speaker 7: Why?
Speaker 6: Oh god, yeah, I think I'm ready. I'm nervous, but
Speaker 6: I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Here we go. I'm asking to James please. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: is James, James. How you doing?
Speaker 12: Man?
Speaker 1: My name is Jewbell. I'm calling from a radio show.
Speaker 1: It's called the Jewbil Show.
Speaker 2: Hi, James, the show's here too. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 14: Hey? I'm good?
Speaker 10: What's up?
Speaker 2: Not much? Have you heard the show before ever?
Speaker 14: Have you something to do with like first dates or something?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Actually it does. Yeah, we do a segment of the
Speaker 1: show it's called the First Date follow Up? So where
Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with somebody and
Speaker 1: you up ghosting them, they can email us to get
Speaker 1: you on the phone and ask why. So we got
Speaker 1: an email about you from somebody.
Speaker 2: That's why we're calling.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, I actually have before.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, thank you, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yes, we got an email about you. Okay, are you
Speaker 2: ging somebody?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You have any idea who?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Honestly, yeah, I'm pretty sure about what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, who do you think it is? Is it Meg? Yes?
Speaker 2: It is Meg. She also told us she saw you
Speaker 2: this morning in the elevator. That's awkward, man.
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, we did were each other in
Speaker 15: the elevator. We live in the same building, so it's
Speaker 15: kind of hard not to sometimes.
Speaker 1: Can you tell us why you're ghosting her? She says,
Speaker 1: she really liked you a lot. She's confused.
Speaker 14: Yeah, all right, here's the story. So, I mean, yeah, honestly,
Speaker 14: we did have a great date.
Speaker 15: I had a good time, and you know, she's super nice, beautiful.
Speaker 15: I think we did have some chemistry. But the real
Speaker 15: deal breaker for me, and this might sound like a
Speaker 15: small thing, but it's big to me. She let it
Speaker 15: slip that she doesn't like dogs, and that is a
Speaker 15: huge deal breaker for me.
Speaker 2: Do you have a dog?
Speaker 14: No, I don't have a dog right now.
Speaker 15: We're not allowed to have dogs in our buildings, but
Speaker 15: I'm planning on buying a house, and I definitely am
Speaker 15: getting a dog i house.
Speaker 2: I grew up the dogs.
Speaker 14: I love dogs.
Speaker 15: It's just something I can't live without having in my life.
Speaker 2: I wonder what she would say, though, if you were like,
Speaker 2: I need to have dogs.
Speaker 3: But what did she say? Like you say, like she
Speaker 3: absolutely hated dogs. She just didn't like them, she's allergic
Speaker 3: to them.
Speaker 15: Well, she was complaining about one of her friends bogs
Speaker 15: and just kind of complaining about.
Speaker 14: The smell and the mess that I make.
Speaker 15: All the time, and just kind of like was like,
Speaker 15: you know, complaining about this one dog.
Speaker 8: But then like, let it get to the point of like,
Speaker 8: and that's because of.
Speaker 14: That I don't like dogs at all and not for me.
Speaker 2: It was like, well, you're going to judge.
Speaker 14: All dogs based off this one dog that is not
Speaker 14: for me.
Speaker 2: That's just not for me, man, So that's it. Just
Speaker 2: that she doesn't like dogs that honestly, Yeah.
Speaker 14: It's a huge deal breaker for me. Like you like
Speaker 14: sure you could, you can tolerate dogs, but yeah.
Speaker 15: I gotta have a dog, and I can't foresee myself
Speaker 15: having in a future with somebody who just can't live
Speaker 15: with a.
Speaker 10: Dog in their life.
Speaker 4: Ran everybody's got their team, mean, anybody that doesn't like dogs, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I haven't either.
Speaker 3: But also I would do want to say, like Devil's Advocate,
Speaker 3: like it could be maybe her friend just really is
Speaker 3: bad to like, not great at taking care for dog?
Speaker 2: Is that like bad to say?
Speaker 15: I could see that, but you know, then you then
Speaker 15: you like you got to feel some pity for that
Speaker 15: dog and not just complain about it.
Speaker 10: You talk to your friend, right, That's it was.
Speaker 14: Just a total deal breaker for me. The way you
Speaker 14: had to hear it.
Speaker 15: I don't know it's to say the things that she
Speaker 15: was saying, because it was it was a.
Speaker 8: Good punch to me.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should just ask her because she is on
Speaker 1: the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 16: Oh yeah, Hijane, Hey yeah.
Speaker 14: Hey, I forget about this time.
Speaker 13: I got I can't believe this, Like my god, and
Speaker 13: if I had like a hundred guesses, I would never
Speaker 13: guess this is the way you're ghosting me.
Speaker 12: Listen.
Speaker 8: It's just like it's this is why I didn't want
Speaker 8: to bring it up.
Speaker 15: It feels like a little thing to a lot of people,
Speaker 15: but it's a big thing to me.
Speaker 14: It's a big part of my life.
Speaker 10: And you know, I really did feel like.
Speaker 14: We had some chemistry and you know, and but just
Speaker 14: it's a hard.
Speaker 8: No for me that it's a real deal breaker.
Speaker 6: But oh my god, we did. Listen, I agree.
Speaker 13: I think we had like amazing chemistry, including on that night,
Speaker 13: like the build up to our first date all that stuff.
Speaker 13: And I guess I'm just like, okay, what if it
Speaker 13: was like I'm okay, I could learn to be okay
Speaker 13: around dogs, like I just wouldn't like kept them as
Speaker 13: if I was.
Speaker 6: Around a dog, I could be okay with dogs. If
Speaker 6: not that I think they're evil. I just don't like them.
Speaker 13: They're like they I do think they're messy and there's
Speaker 13: always dogs here everywhere and like whatever.
Speaker 6: But I mean, does that change.
Speaker 14: That's what I'm talking about. This is this is what
Speaker 14: I'm talking about.
Speaker 15: This is a no for me, absolutely not Like you
Speaker 15: can't even get for a sentence without saying something negative.
Speaker 13: Oh I mean, I guess, but like it could be worse.
Speaker 13: I just feel like there's so many worse things, Like
Speaker 13: it's not like I'm like a murderer or like a stalker,
Speaker 13: like and I would like those are real reasons to
Speaker 13: not be with some buddy.
Speaker 16: I just feel like I don't know someone who doesn't
Speaker 16: like those, Okay, So I just feel like this is
Speaker 16: such I.
Speaker 13: Mean, is that a thing like where you like, don't
Speaker 13: trust people who don't like people say that, and I'm like,
Speaker 13: what does that even mean?
Speaker 6: Like you don't trust people who don't like dogs?
Speaker 14: Like were you? Absolutely don't trust people who don't like dogs.
Speaker 14: That is a hard line.
Speaker 15: Absolutely don't try you know, I was thinking it might
Speaker 15: have been fun.
Speaker 14: For a one night stand, which is why I let
Speaker 14: it get as far as it did.
Speaker 2: But I'm kind of done at this point.
Speaker 14: It's a hard note for me.
Speaker 13: Wow, Okay, And now knowing that you were just like
Speaker 13: hanging on for one night stand starts to make it
Speaker 13: feel like a no for me too.
Speaker 6: So that was a little a little much to hear.
Speaker 13: So what do I and now if this is great
Speaker 13: we live in Like, what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 6: When I see you in the elevator? We can ignore
Speaker 6: all of this.
Speaker 14: And well, I don't know, you know what time I
Speaker 14: ride the elevator every day. Maybe you can avoid getting
Speaker 14: in the elevator with me.
Speaker 2: James, would you like to go on another day with Meg?
Speaker 2: Will pay for it?
Speaker 17: No?
Speaker 10: Thank you?
Speaker 13: Okay, I mean I thought yeah, if I mean we
Speaker 13: could get together and talk it out in person and
Speaker 13: not like this.
Speaker 14: No, thanks you. I want to be murdered.
Speaker 1: Well all right, well I guess you got your answer.
Speaker 1: Meg and James, thank you, thank you for telling us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 14: I really do like the show.
Speaker 2: Thanks, thank you.
Speaker 6: You will first day follow up.
Speaker 14: I'm stupid, you're smart.
Speaker 2: I was wrong, you were right. You're the best. I'm
Speaker 2: the worst. You're very good looking.
Speaker 14: I'm not attractive.
Speaker 10: All right, as long as you're willing to admit that.
Speaker 1: It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
Speaker 1: And today this isn't your grandma's game of You versus Victoria.
Speaker 1: It's a thousand dollars Macy's Holiday Battle Royale, an intense
Speaker 1: tournament where in order to win a thousand dollars gift
Speaker 1: card to Macy's, you.
Speaker 2: Have to go all away.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a grueling competition where you have to be
Speaker 1: the last player standing on Friday and you'll win that
Speaker 1: thousand dollars gift card. And yesterday Tammy called up and
Speaker 1: Victoria beat Tammy. Yeah, so if you want a shot
Speaker 1: at that one thousand dollars Macy's gift card, the road
Speaker 1: still goes right through Victoria.
Speaker 4: Ramires, what a bumpy road that is because of the
Speaker 4: curve name you think you have what it takes to
Speaker 4: plow through that road?
Speaker 18: Call us right now eight eight eight and three four
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Speaker 18: Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com because
Speaker 18: you have to be Victoria before you can move on
Speaker 18: to play for it.
Speaker 1: All in the one thousand dollars Macy's Holiday Battle Royal.
Speaker 2: Yes, Victoria, it's just that fly out through Victoria. Things funny.
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Speaker 1: They literally have everything you ever need for your entire
Speaker 1: Christmas list.
Speaker 2: Already.
Speaker 3: I just started to looking at those macy Guy though.
Speaker 2: And I might buy things for myself. See you, they
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Speaker 6: They reviews.
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Speaker 6: Good morning? Can I take your order?
Speaker 19: I tall had a large black coffee large black cos Do.
Speaker 6: You mean aventy?
Speaker 17: No?
Speaker 6: I mean yeah, the biggest one.
Speaker 20: Venty is large, is twenty large is large.
Speaker 14: In fact, cole is large and.
Speaker 2: Grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 14: Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 2: It's also the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 14: Congratulations for stupid in three languages.
Speaker 1: Six Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Speaker 1: And in a shocker, yesterday Victoria was victorious in the
Speaker 1: thousand Macy's Holiday Battle Royale, an intense tournament. We're in
Speaker 1: order to win one thousand dollars to Macy's, you have
Speaker 1: to go all away. And yesterday Tammy called up to
Speaker 1: play Victoria because first you have to beat Victoria and
Speaker 1: then you get to beat whoever else calls up next.
Speaker 1: And Victoria had an amazing game. Yes somehow pulled out
Speaker 1: a victory. So now today's contestant, Karen will have to
Speaker 1: beat Victoria if she hopes to run the table and
Speaker 1: get that thousand dollars Macy's gift card.
Speaker 2: Karen, how are you hi?
Speaker 17: Good?
Speaker 1: Are you I'm great? Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 1: And do you think that you can beat her and
Speaker 1: then beat three more people?
Speaker 2: Two more people? Whatever the math is on that?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 2: All right, here we go. We're gonna send Victoria out
Speaker 2: in the studio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Victoria's like she's not used to leaving during this
Speaker 1: part because normally she's lost. By now, Victoria's leaving the
Speaker 1: studio and Karen, you have thirty seconds to answers many
Speaker 1: questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
Speaker 1: pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Karen, here we go. Your time starts.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 2: What is the name of the Grinch's dog? And how
Speaker 2: the Grinch still Christmas?
Speaker 10: Next?
Speaker 4: Which other gift giving holiday is celebrated in February? Valentine Thing,
Speaker 4: which character appeared in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in
Speaker 4: nineteen thirty four, and then in his own animated TV
Speaker 4: specials Charlie Brown, What holiday is known for trick or
Speaker 4: treating Halloween. Which famous holiday figure says, Ho ho ho.
Speaker 2: Christmas?
Speaker 6: Oh Sam?
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll bring Victoria back in the studio and while
Speaker 1: she's getting settled and getting her headphones on and stuff, Karen,
Speaker 1: what's something you would like the world to know today?
Speaker 13: A simple act of kindness can change or even say,
Speaker 13: someone's life.
Speaker 6: So get out there and change lines.
Speaker 2: I still like that you're out there.
Speaker 3: Turned get out there and save lives, and that's my
Speaker 3: goal Todaytoria.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, saving lives. One trivia game at a time.
Speaker 2: It's Victoria Ramirez, Thanks, superhero.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Victoria, thirty seconds to answer as many
Speaker 1: questions as possible. If you don't know one, Jesse pass
Speaker 1: and you have to beat Karen outright to win. Let's
Speaker 1: see if Victoria can dash another person's dreams out on
Speaker 1: the street.
Speaker 3: And prance my way to victory Macy's gift card.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go, Karen. You can tell Victoria
Speaker 2: when to go. Okay, what is the name of the
Speaker 2: grinches dog? And how the Grinch stole Christmas?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Oh no?
Speaker 4: Which other gift giving holiday is celebrated in February. What
Speaker 4: Downtie's Day, which character appeared in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day
Speaker 4: Parade in nineteen thirty four and then in his own
Speaker 4: animated TV specials Pungebob. What holiday is known for trick
Speaker 4: or treating?
Speaker 6: Halloween?
Speaker 2: What famous holiday figure says? Ho? Ho Ho? And the
Speaker 2: song the Twelve Days of Christmas?
Speaker 4: How many Swans are swimming Christmas?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Time is up.
Speaker 1: All right, Let's send it over to the scoreboard and
Speaker 1: see how you guys did.
Speaker 2: Karen.
Speaker 1: If you beat Victoria here, then you're off and running
Speaker 1: on your way to see if you can get that
Speaker 1: thousand dollars gift card to Macy's.
Speaker 2: Produce red Karen got four corrects. Wait for it, so
Speaker 2: did Victoria and that means Karen, congratulations, you did it.
Speaker 1: Victoria has to beat you alright to win, so you're
Speaker 1: on to play tomorrow. See if you can get that
Speaker 1: thousand dollars gift card to Macy's in the Macy's one
Speaker 1: thousand Dollars Holiday Battle Royale.
Speaker 2: Yes, Karen have what it takes to go all the way.
Speaker 2: I don't know. We'll find out the answers now with
Speaker 2: Nina max Is the Grench Dog.
Speaker 4: Valentine's Day is the other gift giving holiday in February.
Speaker 4: Superman was debuted in nineteen thirty four in the Macy's
Speaker 4: Thanksgiving Day Parade, and then he had his own animated
Speaker 4: TV special.
Speaker 2: I was fun, Bob. I think he's older than nineteen
Speaker 2: thirty four. Halloween is known for trick or treating. Santa
Speaker 2: says Ho Ho Ho. And then there are seven swans
Speaker 2: of swimming in the twelve days of Christmas. Bro, that's
Speaker 2: a random number. Well, there's up to twelve. There's all
Speaker 2: of those numbers.
Speaker 1: Karen, congratulations, thank you, see you tomorrow. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: remember listen tomorrow we play you for Victoria the same
Speaker 1: time every single weekday morning. And does Karen have what
Speaker 1: it takes to go all the way? We'll find out
Speaker 1: what play again tomorrow. And if you want to take
Speaker 1: a shot at that thousand dollars gift card to Macy's,
Speaker 1: then you've got to tune in to the one thousand
Speaker 1: dollars Macy's Holiday Battle Royale.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the same time tomorrow. It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2: Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1: Patrick is on the phone today for to catch cheater
Speaker 1: and he thinks that is friend of three years named
Speaker 1: Rhea might be cheating. So in a second we'll call
Speaker 1: her and see if she is. I want to try
Speaker 1: to catch her. But first Patrick, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: Why do you think she's cheating?
Speaker 10: So me and Raah, we've been together for about three years,
Speaker 10: and you know, it's it's it's mostly been great. She's
Speaker 10: always she's always an adventure right to I guess to
Speaker 10: put it nicely, she kind of goes where she wants,
Speaker 10: you know, once she wants. Uh, she's not like a
Speaker 10: focus has never been like her her swung.
Speaker 8: Suit, you know.
Speaker 10: But I love that about her, you know what I mean.
Speaker 10: You know, Whereas I'm you know, calm, you know, collected
Speaker 10: kind of guy. I'm not upity, but uh, you know,
Speaker 10: Rayas loves that about me. You know what I mean
Speaker 10: that we kind of yin and yang. We balance each
Speaker 10: other out. I'm a family type of guy. You know,
Speaker 10: I want to start a family. But uh, you know,
Speaker 10: we also get along great with her family. She gets
Speaker 10: along great with mine, you know, my sister Page. They
Speaker 10: go up or drink seving now and then you know,
Speaker 10: so it's been it's been really good. But the reason
Speaker 10: that I'm emailing or you know, I email the show.
Speaker 10: I just think she might be cheating on me with someone.
Speaker 10: But I'm just not sure what makes you think so?
Speaker 10: Well again, you know, she's kind of always done her
Speaker 10: own thing, you know, and you know, and that's I've
Speaker 10: accepted that. But she'll like saunter in late at night,
Speaker 10: you know, no explanation, you know, no reason. You know,
Speaker 10: I always asked, but she's always like, oh, I was
Speaker 10: just out with friends, or I went for a walk
Speaker 10: or you know that type deal. And you know she
Speaker 10: does do that. You know, she'll sit for hours, just
Speaker 10: like staring at the sky or staring up in the space.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 10: But it's been like she's trying to hide something when
Speaker 10: she says it, you know, like like like a bad actor.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 10: So you know, I admit, you know, I've snuck on
Speaker 10: her phone. You know, I've done all that. I've looked
Speaker 10: through her phone. I've looked through the contacts, you know,
Speaker 10: look for random messages. I just I don't see it.
Speaker 10: One of the only ones that she has saved is
Speaker 10: me and my sister. Even then they were few and
Speaker 10: far in between, you know, nothing crazy. There were a
Speaker 10: couple of messages from some guys asking her if she
Speaker 10: wants to hang out, but you know, they were just
Speaker 10: left on writ so you know, I wasn't worried about that.
Speaker 10: I can't ask her about it, you know, because obviously
Speaker 10: I did, you know, sneak on her phone there. I
Speaker 10: don't know what else to do. She's she's a very.
Speaker 8: Sexual person, you know, always has been.
Speaker 10: And I feel like, you know, maybe she's getting tired
Speaker 10: of me, you know, and you know, seeing opportunities elsewhere
Speaker 10: kind of deal.
Speaker 4: Is that part of been happening while you've been worried anyway?
Speaker 4: Or is that kind of slowed down too?
Speaker 10: I mean it's kind of like you now, three years in,
Speaker 10: you know, things ada and flow kind of deal. But yeah,
Speaker 10: we just I just feel disconnected. We feel very disconnected, Okay.
Speaker 2: And what she do when you ask her about it?
Speaker 10: Well, I haven't really asked her about it.
Speaker 20: You know.
Speaker 10: I don't want to admit, you know that I'm you know,
Speaker 10: I'm suspicious, and you know, I want her to trust me,
Speaker 10: and I want to trust her, you know, I guess
Speaker 10: you know, going on her phone, you know, and beating
Speaker 10: her privacy doesn't really help much. So it doesn't help
Speaker 10: my case. Yeah, so you know, I'm just I guess
Speaker 10: I'm I'm trying for a way around, right, and that's
Speaker 10: why that's why I got in contact with you guys.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, you already told us about grocery store. She's
Speaker 2: a rewards card member at so we'll play a song
Speaker 2: come Back, and then call her and pretend to be
Speaker 2: from the grocery store and say that every single month
Speaker 2: we choose one rewards card member at random, we get
Speaker 2: three flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
Speaker 2: if she sends those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, sounds good, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Yep, we'll play a song come back to get your
Speaker 1: to catch a teeter next. Right in the middle of
Speaker 1: to Catch a Cheater, And if you're just joining us,
Speaker 1: Patrick is on the phone and he thinks that his
Speaker 1: girlfriend of three years named Ria might be cheating. So
Speaker 1: in a minute, we're gonna call her and pretend to
Speaker 1: be from the grocery store, that she's a rewards card member,
Speaker 1: and say that she's this month's lucky winner of free
Speaker 1: flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if
Speaker 1: she sends those to Patrick or to somebody else. But first, Patrick,
Speaker 1: why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.
Speaker 10: Yeah? Absolutely so. Ryan and I we've been together about
Speaker 10: three years, and I'm just concerned right now because we're
Speaker 10: at a real bad disconnect and you know, we're not
Speaker 10: we're just not driving, and I feel like something's going on,
Speaker 10: something's wrong. You know, she's a free spirit and she
Speaker 10: does her own thing, and that's something that I've admired
Speaker 10: for her. But now I kind of feel like, you know,
Speaker 10: that free spirit it is is doing other things, all right,
Speaker 10: and I just want to I just want to figure
Speaker 10: this out.
Speaker 2: Okay, man, you're read first to call her.
Speaker 10: Yeah, absolutely, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2: Hi, this is Corbyn calling from I was looking for
Speaker 2: a Rewards card member named Real. Oh Hi, Yeah, I'm real, Hiria.
Speaker 1: Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 1: I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.
Speaker 2: Of what of what the flowers?
Speaker 10: What? What flowers what?
Speaker 1: Every single month, we choose one Rewards card member at
Speaker 1: random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
Speaker 1: You can send flowers anybody that you want within the
Speaker 1: fifty United States. He won thirty six long stim red roses,
Speaker 1: a box of candy or chocolate'sa and a oh oh wow.
Speaker 21: Okay, Wait, so you're saying, I get to keep like
Speaker 21: two dozen roses like they're for me, and I can?
Speaker 2: You can send them wherever you want?
Speaker 17: Yep, Oh, I can send them to Okay, Wait, can
Speaker 17: I keep like eighteen and then send like maybe six
Speaker 17: somewhere because I want them.
Speaker 1: To Sure, I've never had anybody as to split it
Speaker 1: up like that, but I'm sure we could. It's not
Speaker 1: changing the order at all.
Speaker 17: Okay, Okay, cool, awesome.
Speaker 1: So the ones for you, I guess just go to
Speaker 1: your at We have all your information to send them
Speaker 1: to your address on fire sure, okay. And first thing,
Speaker 1: I would need to be the first and last name
Speaker 1: of the person you'd like to send them to.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's page.
Speaker 20: Okay, page, paid me like a woman's name, gotcha?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 2: Page? And then would you like to put anything on
Speaker 2: a card? I?
Speaker 21: Yeah, how about.
Speaker 8: I'm having a lot of fun with you.
Speaker 17: I'm excited to see where this goes.
Speaker 2: And left with you excited to see where it goes.
Speaker 1: Yep, I can do that, and I will also let
Speaker 1: you know that this isn't the grocery store at all.
Speaker 2: This is a radio show. It's called the Jewbill Show.
Speaker 2: My name is jebal Hi and I'm Victoria and we
Speaker 2: do a segment called to Catch a Cheater and your
Speaker 2: boyfriend Patrick is on the phone.
Speaker 10: Are you kidding me? Are you real? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 20: Page?
Speaker 7: Page?
Speaker 14: Page?
Speaker 17: My man?
Speaker 2: Are you my sister?
Speaker 10: Who are you? You got to know? Oh my god,
Speaker 10: Oh my god.
Speaker 8: My god, it was jud Are you?
Speaker 21: I want to apologize, I want to say sorry, but
Speaker 21: at this point, like I just don't.
Speaker 20: Even know why you can't approach me face of age.
Speaker 20: You have to take me on the radio.
Speaker 17: To like, because you're just a.
Speaker 20: Start.
Speaker 21: She didn't even was and it was just gonna be
Speaker 21: once and we both felt bad, and then it happened several.
Speaker 8: Times and now we're both trying.
Speaker 10: To figure out a way to tell you.
Speaker 21: But you're still in Skia.
Speaker 7: You take me on the radio.
Speaker 14: You are the devil.
Speaker 10: It's my sister. You are seeing my sister. What the
Speaker 10: hell did I ever do you? I'm not happy, not
Speaker 10: only I can't believe Jesus, I can't be.
Speaker 21: She's herself and I'm just I don't know, like, I
Speaker 21: feel like her energy.
Speaker 10: Is so much better. I'm just so much happier with her.
Speaker 10: And I listen, you listen to what you're saying. This
Speaker 10: is so, this is so. I can't even get it.
Speaker 10: I can't even get it. And this is my you know,
Speaker 10: oh my god, my sister. You know she's look, I've
Speaker 10: been uping me through my entire my school sports.
Speaker 20: What a feeling and I'm not here something you feel bad.
Speaker 20: I know that you've always been having contentious problems with her,
Speaker 20: because you know she has always written like you anas,
Speaker 20: even high school and college.
Speaker 17: I just look like I It's just it just happened.
Speaker 21: And then like we both like.
Speaker 20: Wrung our hands about you know what? Guys making you
Speaker 20: can't And I'm done a bit.
Speaker 6: With somebody.
Speaker 8: Want to know? I on my road.
Speaker 10: I'm done with you. I'm sorry, guys, this was way
Speaker 10: more than than I was looking for. I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 10: I'm off the phone. I'm done.
Speaker 7: Wait, I still keep the roses.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 21: I really think I just like them.
Speaker 2: Okay, I hung up on Patrick. I'm sorry, man, I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry.
Speaker 10: Oh man, guys, I'm so this is when I expected
Speaker 10: I'm so sorry. I got I'm sorry, I got to
Speaker 10: figure this out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, your business.
Speaker 8: Man, thank you for I'm sorry, of course. All right,
Speaker 8: bye bye.
Speaker 6: The Jebel Shows to catch the cheater.
Speaker 1: You might be dating or relationshiping wrong the Jewbil Show.
Speaker 1: I say that because relationship experts just released the new
Speaker 1: dating and relationship rules for twenty twenty five. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess so, and it includes something called the creepiness rule.
Speaker 2: So three minutes, we'll tell you just.
Speaker 1: How creepy you're allowed to be in the dating world
Speaker 1: without it being way too freantastic. Okayo, good tell you
Speaker 1: the new dating and relationship rules for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: Coming up right after this, it's the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2: Hey, there, are you a library book?
Speaker 1: Because I'd like to check you out and then from
Speaker 1: through the pages and take you right back to where
Speaker 1: I get you.
Speaker 2: It's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd like to also see all the other people
Speaker 1: that have writtened you. Anyway, let's go back to my
Speaker 1: place for some venu and some spaghetti.
Speaker 2: Well did you like that?
Speaker 1: The dating world can be a ridiculous place, even if
Speaker 1: you're in a relationship. And now, relationship experts have released
Speaker 1: a list of dating and relationship rules for twenty twenty
Speaker 1: five that you need to know. One of them is
Speaker 1: called the creepiness rule. We'll go over that in a second,
Speaker 1: because that one sounds interesting. Just how creepy can you
Speaker 1: be in the dating world, I'll tell you in a second.
Speaker 2: Not at all, Not very I'm sure there's a reason
Speaker 2: you could be.
Speaker 1: The first rule of dating that they say is the
Speaker 1: new rule for twenty twenty five that you need to
Speaker 1: pay attention to is the rule of fiscal attraction, seeking
Speaker 1: a match who is financially secure and attractive while not
Speaker 1: settling on the rest in economy.
Speaker 2: Yep, we'll attractive.
Speaker 3: This has toy like money, So like you just find
Speaker 3: someone who is pretty on the eyes and makes a
Speaker 3: lot of money and then you're good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They say sixty six percent of singles are simply seeking
Speaker 1: someone who is easy on the eyes and money savvy.
Speaker 2: Money savvy is a hot trait. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, I think the other thing here is that, like,
Speaker 5: guys have been had to be fiscally fit for a
Speaker 5: long long time, but I think the ladies now are
Speaker 5: fiscally fit and they don't want anyone touching their bank
Speaker 5: account because they now understand how it works, right, and
Speaker 5: they're like.
Speaker 2: No, you got to have money because you're not touching
Speaker 2: my money. That's not gonna work. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I've never cared about that's your fiscal fitness.
Speaker 1: I've never cared about money when it comes to relationships,
Speaker 1: although I probably should have. Yeah, you know, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never really cared about it, you know. But I've
Speaker 1: been taking advantage of a lot, so that proves that
Speaker 1: maybe I should use the rule of fiscal attraction.
Speaker 2: I just want someone who can make their own money.
Speaker 2: I don't care how much it is. Yeah, exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 2: to me, it's not an amount thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's what the fitness rule is. They're actually
Speaker 4: able to do that. It's not saying you're loaded. That's
Speaker 4: a different rule. That's called sugar Daddy Dade, make money,
Speaker 4: I spend it.
Speaker 1: We're going over the rules for relationships and dating in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. We'll get to the creepiness rule in
Speaker 1: just a second, but the rules for people in a relationship,
Speaker 1: the sixty eighty rule is they're saying something.
Speaker 2: You should pay attention to.
Speaker 1: As you go into the new year, you should aim
Speaker 1: to contribute sixty percent effort to any shared responsibility in
Speaker 1: a marriage, your goal should be to put fourth to
Speaker 1: sixty percent while your spouse puts fourth forty.
Speaker 2: Percent, and then do you take turns?
Speaker 5: So if you're both trying to go for sixty, you
Speaker 5: got one hundred and.
Speaker 2: Like no, but I say, I kind of heard of
Speaker 2: this before.
Speaker 3: It's like if one person is not all and at
Speaker 3: that day, like it's not feeling great, Like can only
Speaker 3: get forty percent?
Speaker 2: Or can I only give twenty percent?
Speaker 1: Make it like Yeah, I've been in a lot of
Speaker 1: relationships where it's like, hey, I have zero percent, so
Speaker 1: you need to put in one hundred percent effort all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 2: Every day is like this, I own you. Okay, well
Speaker 2: that's that doesn't work out.
Speaker 1: But everybody has good and bad days, right, If you're
Speaker 1: in a relationship with someone, you're a partner, so you
Speaker 1: should be able to pick up the slack and go
Speaker 1: I got you.
Speaker 2: It's fine. You know. I like that.
Speaker 4: We do that in here too, if you think about it,
Speaker 4: So that also could work out in different like working relationships.
Speaker 4: You know I only have twenty percent today, can.
Speaker 2: You do the right?
Speaker 1: There's the eighty twenty rule, which is a new rule
Speaker 1: and dat you need to pay attention to in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five. According to relationship experts, except being eighty percent
Speaker 1: satisfied in your relationship, the other twenty percent of your
Speaker 1: overall satisfaction should come from yourself. Your lifestyle, your hobbies,
Speaker 1: and your career can all play a part.
Speaker 17: What.
Speaker 2: I don't like that at all? You don't like that, Victoria.
Speaker 3: No, you're only gonna be eighty percent like satisfying your relationship.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like my hobbies can only take up twenty
Speaker 3: My hobbies are going to take up like closer to
Speaker 3: sixty or seventy.
Speaker 13: Homie, you're gonna like.
Speaker 2: You're lucky. You're lucky. If I'm thirty percent.
Speaker 3: Satisfied with you, he has to satisfy eighty percent.
Speaker 2: I got more like self fork to do it. I
Speaker 2: know it. It is true.
Speaker 1: I think people sometimes expect that a relationship be a one
Speaker 1: hundred percent of your satisfaction. Right, everything is your relationship
Speaker 1: when not everybody can be everything to you. Yes, so
Speaker 1: you should have some friends that feed certain needs, some
Speaker 1: people that feed other needs, and your relationship should be
Speaker 1: eighty percent satisfactory.
Speaker 2: You just learned it would be very easy to date.
Speaker 5: Victoria and she's like, just don't look at me, y,
Speaker 5: I got stuff to do.
Speaker 2: Man, See you can get to her. Yeah, that you
Speaker 2: can see what dating her is like. Shoot.
Speaker 1: And then there's the creepiness rule, the rules about how
Speaker 1: old and young you can date. Creepiness Rule states that
Speaker 1: the youngest you should date is half your age plus seven.
Speaker 1: What so, Victoria, you're twenty four, right, yes, so it's like,
Speaker 1: is that nineteen?
Speaker 2: Okay? At nineteen? So you can go to a nineteen
Speaker 2: year old without being creepy.
Speaker 3: HOI that's one year above like the just barely legal,
Speaker 3: Like I don't think that's oh that's a cigarette.
Speaker 2: So a teenager half your age plus seven, I would
Speaker 2: not date one under twenty one. I would love what
Speaker 2: Victoria to date a nineteen year old does.
Speaker 1: It would be funny because they could never go to
Speaker 1: work events because they're usually that place into alcohol.
Speaker 2: You're missing out. This is the purpose, Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2: Actually you can't take them anywhere. Sorry, you can't come
Speaker 2: with me because twenty one over that'd be so sad.
Speaker 2: By Vegas, Victoria is going to be forty dating only
Speaker 2: nineteen year old. You didn't learn math. Vicki lexaim yell,
Speaker 2: it's time for what's trending with Nina.
Speaker 4: So psychic is already predicting big things for twenty twenty five. Yes,
Speaker 4: one of those things includes it's the year that aliens
Speaker 4: will make physical contacts.
Speaker 6: I wouldna say that a good thing or a bad thing.
Speaker 2: I thought they already did this year they did.
Speaker 4: Who didn't we talk about all the different times where
Speaker 4: like bodies were found and.
Speaker 3: That's not like actual contact. I think this time that
Speaker 3: they're going to be speaking.
Speaker 4: To us, Like I kind of thought too that it
Speaker 4: was implied that they've been speaking to the government and
Speaker 4: they're dis covering Wait what, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, maybe the long time, Yeah, they have.
Speaker 5: Do you think Ryan Seacrest is so successful and you're
Speaker 5: rock and Eve this year he's going to rip off
Speaker 5: his meat suit and be.
Speaker 2: Like what so this guy? That'd be amazing.
Speaker 4: This particular psychic believes that extraterrestrials aim to assist humanity
Speaker 4: like they did in the past, rather than pose a threat.
Speaker 4: So we should be seeing a big increase in them
Speaker 4: in our skies and eventually our lives, emphasizing their mission
Speaker 4: towards guiding us towards saving ourselves in the planet that.
Speaker 2: They know is going to explode at some point, but
Speaker 2: saving ourselves like evolving. I think you know what. They're
Speaker 2: the ones that know about the ticking bound What.
Speaker 1: I just don't understand, like to go down a rabbit
Speaker 1: hole real quick. I mean I knew you would, I
Speaker 1: don't understand why. I get it, Yes, conserve, save the
Speaker 1: planet and everything else. But if you watch how planets move,
Speaker 1: Mars at one point was where Earth was, So eventually
Speaker 1: Earth is going to move out of the inhabitable zone
Speaker 1: for a Solar system. It could be in billions of years,
Speaker 1: but at some point this planet is going to be
Speaker 1: uninhabitable no matter what, because you can't hold it in place.
Speaker 1: It can continue to float further and further away.
Speaker 2: From the Sun.
Speaker 1: And then eventually but where Mars is, and it'll be
Speaker 1: like Mars, and then I just don't know why we're
Speaker 1: not trying to just get to a different planet can
Speaker 1: go behind us though behind us.
Speaker 2: They keep trying to go forward, and I'm like, why
Speaker 2: are you going away from the Sun. You should go
Speaker 2: to the planet.
Speaker 1: That's going to be replacing where Earth is, because then
Speaker 1: it will be inhabitable again, because.
Speaker 2: We are trying to go to space on the Moon
Speaker 2: and then other planets as well, Mars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they started trying to go back towards
Speaker 1: like Mercury and stuff.
Speaker 2: So that's it's cool.
Speaker 5: So if you want to be on Mercury, is what
Speaker 5: you're saying.
Speaker 2: A little further down this reb roll.
Speaker 5: I think the Earth changes could possibly be happening to
Speaker 5: get humanity ready for a less hospitable planet.
Speaker 2: That's what I think. Yeah, that makes more sense, slow burn.
Speaker 2: This is what evolution looks like, Mother Truckers. Oh, that's
Speaker 2: so true. Evolution just stop because humans exist. And why
Speaker 2: do we know that? Because we're the alien alien? Oh
Speaker 2: my gosh, we are the aliens.
Speaker 4: Okay right there, because there has to be aliens somewhere else.
Speaker 4: And then what you rotate homes, it's like tag, you're it,
Speaker 4: We're going to go to your planet, and we like,
Speaker 4: we just keep jumping planets because there's if there's aliens
Speaker 4: out there, it's not just us space station.
Speaker 5: The Mars space station is an alien sighting on another planet.
Speaker 2: Right, wait something orban Come on, guys, we're the aliens. Man.
Speaker 2: Everybody hears me eating way too many times okay, some
Speaker 2: snacks in the break room that I had a bunch
Speaker 2: of because they're like, okay, eat this Santa Claus head jewbles,
Speaker 2: dirty little secret? Hello, what's up? What's up? Do you
Speaker 2: have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, sweet?
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 2: We're all here to hear this one.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 19: So I'm a rank insurpation and I'm in the i CEU.
Speaker 19: This one girl was there. I was seeing it at
Speaker 19: the time, visiting, was in I SU and she leaves.
Speaker 19: Another one I was talking to shows up and I'm
Speaker 19: out of it. Like all the medicine there get here.
Speaker 19: So we had an intercourse and now I see you,
Speaker 19: And I didn't.
Speaker 8: Know that bed was waited.
Speaker 2: The bed was waited.
Speaker 19: Yeah, so like it regulates how much weights on the bed.
Speaker 19: So when she comes, you know, whatever does the thing?
Speaker 19: The nurse comes in because the weight went up a
Speaker 19: hundreds in town, they called me doing the deed, and
Speaker 19: I see you.
Speaker 2: They came in and caught you. What did they saying?
Speaker 8: What they say?
Speaker 19: They said that it was good enough to go home
Speaker 19: the next day.
Speaker 2: You're definitely feeling better. Thank you for doing a little
Speaker 2: secret man. Hopefully you're doing better.
Speaker 10: Oh you doing a lot right back at work.
Speaker 4: But girlfriends, you got now too many?
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 6: I do have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 12: It's actually from when I was younger and going to
Speaker 12: the clubs a lot. Me and my friend went to
Speaker 12: a club and I was in the bathroom and this
Speaker 12: girl was a lot bigger than me. I'm smaller, and
Speaker 12: she asked if she could buy my thong underwears off
Speaker 12: of me for five dollars because she met a guid
Speaker 12: that wanted her underwears, but she was embarrassed because they
Speaker 12: were too big.
Speaker 6: So the best part.
Speaker 12: Is it's like two in the morning, everyone's leaving the
Speaker 12: club and my friend was like, girl, are those your
Speaker 12: bongs on that guy's head.
Speaker 2: Warm out of the club on his head? Oh go,
Speaker 2: that's incredible.
Speaker 12: And I really haven't told anybody this, but I guess
Speaker 12: everybody knows now.
Speaker 4: And you can't underestimate what goes down in the women's
Speaker 4: bathroom clubs and bars. It is a sacred place and
Speaker 4: that's the kind of interaction to expect.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I made five dollars.
Speaker 2: I gave my under retro bachelorette party one time at
Speaker 2: a bar. What did they ask you for it?
Speaker 1: That was on their checklist of things they need to
Speaker 1: get guys underwear, and it was a very hot summer day,
Speaker 1: so I felt bad for them.
Speaker 2: Thank you for your dirty little secret.
Speaker 12: Okay, thank you guys, having good day you too.
Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret?