WEBVTT - Armpits 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:05.560 Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:09.360 week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:13.000 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:15.880 crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:20.320 pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of hot takes, 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:24.160 break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:31.520 Maller starts right now, nine nine. Strike up the band. 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:35.520 We are back at it yet again, Saturdays, Saturday. Say 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:38.720 this is not some popsicle stand No, no, no, no. 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:41.519 This is not tedious, This is not unpleasant, this is 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:43.600 not dull. And if it is, we're doing it wrong. 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:45.320 If it is, we're doing it wrong. It is the 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:50.159 Fifth Hour with Ben Mallo. No sinister plan here, just 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:56.400 marginal podcast talk even on the weekends. No days off, 0:00:57.040 --> 0:01:01.920 no days off. And we are joined yet again by 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:05.039 my new podcast partner. He doesn't know it yet, but 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:08.920 the other guy, Quit Ryan is in the house, the 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:12.119 Great Ryan Smith. What's going on? And Mr McBain as 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:15.320 he's known on Twitter, the wrestling legend. Why are you 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:19.200 quoting Bill Belichick? No days off? It's a great that's 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:21.120 a great quote. What are you talking about's great. That 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:25.160 sums up my radio career. No days off, So you're 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:29.000 a cheater like Bill Belichick, or Bill Belichick believes in 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:34.479 gamesmanships he believes. Yeah, I'm just pointing that out. Yeah yeah, 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:39.520 I love all those cheesy catchphrases. Do your job, no 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:44.319 days off, steal those signs. Yeah, stop. But it's like 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:47.360 a Greek tragedy. Bill Belichick. His favorite team is the 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:50.680 Astros by the way, No, no, it's that's not true. No, No, 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:52.600 he does not have any hobbies at all. The only 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:55.080 thing he likes is watching like civil not Civil War, 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:58.320 but like World War two documentaries. He loves war documentaries. 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:02.680 That's true. He has no life. That's that's what I've heard. 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:04.080 I don't know. Do you know him. I don't know him. 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:07.919 I've no, I've never met him. He does not cheat. Stop. 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:11.359 He's gotten popped like three times. No, that they're all 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:14.399 bull crap. The air pressure one was the most ridiculous 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:17.040 of them all, The air pressure one, like you know, 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:19.080 the remember the NFL said after that, they're like, well, 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:21.200 we're going to investigate and we're gonna give back the 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:23.760 results of all the air pressure readings. Thinking that the 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:27.040 Patriots who summing illegal and they didn't release that data 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:31.559 because it was bull crap. The Colts were so paranoid, 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:36.280 they had patriot itis and those idiots in Indianapolis. And 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:38.960 when the NFL went deep into the weeds and investigated, 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:42.120 they determined there was nothing. It was the whatever the 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:45.200 gas law was. I forget the name of it, but listen, 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:49.400 you're a patriot hater, dude. There's video evidence of people 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:53.040 stealing the footballs. There's like even text messages. And then 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:55.919 when the NFL was like, yo, Tom, text message, Oh 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:59.920 my god, there's text message. His name was the deflating 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:06.359 Stop the deflator. Oh my goodness. That enough later, Yes, yes, 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:09.280 because you have some superpower with the deflated My god, 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:13.960 come on, you're better than that. You're betting that Ryan God? 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:16.880 How bad is it? Like? How shady are you if 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:18.679 you're playing in the a f C least a f 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:21.400 C East whatever for twenty years in there, it's told 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:25.799 trash and you still have to cheat. Pathetic you call 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:30.240 it cheating. I believe it's game. I'm going with the games. 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:38.680 Got caught recording the Bengals too. That was for a documentary. Yeah, yeah, 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:43.880 they were coaches documentary they were doing. Yeah, yeah, well 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:46.600 you are. You are fired up today, right, man? I 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:49.960 hate the Patriots. I hate Boston. Wow, Listen, that is 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:52.800 used that I worked. I've done local radio. But what's 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:56.400 wrong with you? I go from a Laker suck up 0:03:56.440 --> 0:04:01.760 to an anti Boston guy? Is that right? No? No, listen, 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:05.640 you the Boston the way they treat sports in Boston, 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:08.280 it's the right way to treat sports. It is is 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:11.640 like a religion. It is like a religion the way 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:14.600 they they they follow sports, but it's a religion where 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:16.160 they'll like spit a loogi in your face if they 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:21.360 don't like it, especially to stop stop all right, listen? 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:24.120 Uh that was that was true at one point. But 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:26.800 that's a that's a that's an that's an antiquated take, boss, 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:29.120 is not. Boston is one of the most woke towns 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:32.040 out What what what are you talking about? You know, they 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:35.000 have more colleges and there are more college students in 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:38.880 Boston than anywhere else, all the IVY League and morons 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:41.080 over at Harvard and all that. Have you you been? 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:43.760 When's the last time you've in Boston? I don't know, Uh, 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:47.200 A couple of years ago. Okay, when you were Listen, 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:50.760 I've been to Boston many times. I'm not I go 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:56.880 around everyone's like all educated, all uh, all that nonsense. 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.640 It's all that crowding. But when you're walking around Boston, 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:02.080 that's what I see. When I'm walking around Boston. It's 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:04.520 a bunch of intellectuals. About two or three years ago, 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:08.080 even the Red Sox sent out a tweet apologizing for 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:11.600 their fan base for being racist the Reds. Of course, 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:13.240 the Red Sox did that because the Red Sox are 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:15.880 run by Bmuch of an income poost and they're trying 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.679 to get you know, get the sympathy on the sympathy 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:22.640 training all. Anyway, listen, I'm gonna get into this with 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:24.000 you because I have all the things to get to 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:29.080 I've got on this podcast. We have your anti Boston rhetoric, 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:31.880 which we already had. We got the hooting Nanny. We 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:35.120 will have let's get scientifical and if we have time, 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:39.239 and who knows, you know, dollars and cents matter. Time 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:42.000 is of the essence here. We will have pop quiz. 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:43.640 But I wanted to start with the hooting Nanny. So 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:48.279 the other night we had our one Ben Mallard show, 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:51.120 a talent show. The Ben Mallard Talent Show. It was 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:53.400 this week. It was the night of the home run 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:57.279 derby into the morning of the All Star Game. And 0:05:57.800 --> 0:05:59.800 I gotta tell you this thing, I'm very proud. This 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:04.479 has become a monster. It has become almost in a 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:06.560 very good way, in a very good way. When we 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:10.520 started this bit years ago, there were a very few 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:13.520 people that took part, very few people that took part. 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:17.560 But now it has become a toe tap in good time. 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:21.320 It has no I'm not kidding right right. I was 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:25.560 blown away by the I I did not have eye expectations. 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:27.599 That's kind of how I lived my life. I think 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:30.080 it's better to have low expectations and then be surprised, 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:33.840 rather than have high expectations and then, you know, be disappointed. 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:37.040 So I didn't expect all that much. I thought we'd 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:39.760 get a couple of good songs. But I was like, 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:42.200 as the show went on, he got off to a 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:44.400 little slow start with blind Scott, but he got better 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:47.039 and better and better and better. And the Talent Show 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:49.520 has become more and more popular. And it has nothing 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:51.960 to do with me. It has absolutely nothing to do 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:54.200 I mean, this is the listeners. I did nothing other 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:56.960 than just judge the people that were singing and doing 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:59.520 comedy and all that stuff. But when I started at 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:02.640 Fox Worts Radio and the network began, we were like 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:04.799 the new kids on the block. And now the reason 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:08.200 I've determined, I did a analysis, a thorough analysis of 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:10.640 why the Talent Show has become so damn good, And 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:13.840 it's not because of me, it's not. It's because that 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:16.640 the network is so popular now Fox Sports Radios the 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:19.280 number one sports network out there, and as a result, 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:23.400 we're on in more places and more tropical locations and 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:25.520 all that. So we've gone from a big fish in 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:28.000 a small pond to a blue whale and the mighty Pacific, 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:31.280 and it's great. And because of that reach, we have 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:32.960 more and more people that are part of it all 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:36.400 over the place, and it's it's awesome how how big 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:38.560 this has become because we're we're on like four hundred 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:42.920 stations now and all over the US and Canada and Hawaii, Alaska, 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:46.480 you name it, uh and the American Forces Network. So 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:49.440 it's a bit pretty large stage. And as a result, 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:54.480 we have a very diverse set of players or actors 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:56.480 every wanna call them that I believe it to be 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:59.160 reckoned with I believe. I mean, if you're looking back 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:03.640 at the whole down again, every everyone sands blind Scott. 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:06.239 I thought that a did a really good job. Blind 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:08.600 Scott sends me a million emails a day, though I think, God, 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:11.360 he does not have my number. If blind Scott no serious, 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:13.800 If he had my number, he would be like Doc Mike, 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:19.640 who calls me NonStop. Mike. Yeah, he would love to 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:21.280 talk to you. I'll give you his number if you want. 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:24.680 Before you have spoken to Doc Mike. You a long 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:27.880 time ago, A long time ago, had that go uh 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:33.760 weird strange? Yeah, yeah, he's he's interesting, He's interesting. Yeah, 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.160 so tell you. I thought everyone took it seriously as 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:38.480 much as you can take an overnight talent show seriously 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:40.840 on a radio show. But a lot of people leaving 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:45.240 their comfort zone. Some of my personal favorites, I get asked, 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:47.400 this is what he really likes. I liked all of them, 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:50.439 but I always get a kick out of the unique acts. 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:53.760 We had a guy Ryan the other night calling David 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:58.040 in Kansas, and his special talent is to squeal like 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:03.640 a pig, and he he regaled us with f Altuve 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:07.760 in pigs Wheel. So he imagine if you will a 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:11.520 big fat pig and squealing f alve And that was 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:14.559 That was David in Kansas, and that was that was. 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:16.800 I love the creativity. I like the you're not gonna 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:18.840 like this guy because of where he's from. The Boston burper. 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:22.680 This guy from Boston, who can he can burp on command? 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:26.040 He can burp on That's a skill, that is a 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:29.880 that is going. Everyone can. Everyone's burped, right, We've all burped. 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:33.280 It's part of being human and everyone can appreciate it. 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:36.760 So and I've burned more since I had my gall 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:42.040 bladder taken out. I've realized my inner burping superpower. I 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:44.360 feel it's like the p E D s of burping 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:46.880 would be to have your gall bladder taken out, because 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:49.199 you're a lot more gassy and you have more just all, 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:54.439 there's a lot more gases that build up inside you know. Yeah, 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:56.120 well that's a cheap way to get there. But I 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:58.880 think that go under the knife and have your gallbladder 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:03.040 taken out, well, yeah, that's amazing. Listen that if you 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:06.440 look up the most painful operations, the gold bladder is 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:08.640 at the very top. It is the most painful operation 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:12.200 you can have. Is so painful. Well, it's because it's 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:15.280 right in the middle and it's Uh. If you've ever 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:18.000 had your your gall bladders working and you don't have 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:21.480 a problem with your gallbladder last yeah, yeah, trust me. 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:24.160 I hope hopefully you will not. But when you get 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:28.560 gall stones, it feels like you're gonna die. I've never died, 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:30.200 but I'm sure I will at some point here and 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:32.240 I'm guessing whatever that is, it'll feel the same as 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:34.520 when I had my gall stones, because it just is 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:35.679 right in the middle of your chest. You think you're 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:39.280 having a heart attack, and you you cannot get comfortable. 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:42.440 It's horrible. I don't know, man. I had a prostant 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:47.840 exam that hurt. Oh yeah, the cough over here. Moon River, 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:53.240 my friend Moon River. Now I go twice a week 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:56.679 just for fun. I had a buddy of mine that 0:10:56.760 --> 0:10:59.880 loves I have a buddy that loves stethoscopes. So he 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:02.760 talk about a weird thing. So he loves going to 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:05.679 get physical exams because he had they put the stethoscope 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:09.120 on your on you. That's a weird That's a weird fetish, 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:13.280 isn't it. I would say, yeah, probably, yeah, probably be 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:15.840 sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller Show 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:19.160 week days at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:22.760 Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. What 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:24.800 else did I like from the talent I like christ 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:27.960 Christie I think was her name from. I think she's 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:31.440 in Kansas. Also, she had the Yankee Doodle Dandy, but 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:34.160 she changed the words around a Mallard theme version of 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:37.520 Yankee Doodle Dandy. I thought that was very patriotic and nice. Uh. 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:41.760 This guy Harry, he makes violens. We think he's in Maine, 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:45.559 Somerset and Maine. He was good, he was magnificent. Ohio 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:47.720 al another one. A lot of these songs were recorded 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:50.679 Ohio Allison in a spectacular tune. And of course you 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:53.720 got the legends, the legends of the Talent Show, which 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:59.079 are like just Josh Jay Scoop who teamed up again 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:06.200 and Doma needed Ozzie guy had a monumental song parody 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:08.560 ripped off a TV song. And so that's a big 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:12.760 mountain to climb. And Uh, there's some of the other 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:15.600 ones that we will not mention here but next year, 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:18.200 and I think we did. We did actually bring this 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:21.960 up on the radio show this week in passing that 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:24.520 next year when we do the Talent Show, we're gonna 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:27.680 change it up a little bit. We're gonna have a 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:30.480 few different categories because they're like right now, it's just 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:33.520 a jumbled mess. Everyone's in the Talent Show and it's 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:38.960 like music versus comedy versus weird unique acts. So we're 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:41.480 not sure exactly what we're gonna do. Plans have not 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:45.599 been confirmed, but we were spitballing some different ideas to 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:47.840 give your heads up on this, and we're we're thinking 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:52.719 of a few different categories. Most unique act is an 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:57.800 obvious one. We could do musical recorded and live, so 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:00.880 we'll have two different versions recorded and live. A lot 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:02.680 of people like to record their songs. Some people like 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:05.480 to do it live, so we can do that. We 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:08.880 can do some other there's some other avenues we can 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:11.160 do that, so we'll we'll keep an eye on that 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:15.840 and and you know, it's possible, it's possible. We won't 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:18.280 do that. We'll forget about it. But at this moment, 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:20.880 we have a long way to go before we get 0:13:20.920 --> 0:13:23.400 to the next year's All Star break in baseball. But 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:27.679 the plan is too to do it the way we 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:30.040 want to do it a little different, not not the same, 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:32.920 change it up, something to look forward to. All right, 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:40.120 we have let's get scientifical. Let's get scientifical. And uh, 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:42.680 this is an interesting study that came out. So we 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:47.280 all use emojis. I would use emojis, right right, all right, 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:53.040 And the most popular emoji in the world is blank. 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:57.080 That's easy, all right? What is the egg plant? Absolutely 0:13:57.320 --> 0:14:01.480 the egg plane? Maybe for you about that, but no, 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:11.680 but no, Yes, the most popular emoji is the laugh cry. Yeah, 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:15.719 people love that. The old It's more popular than the 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:21.240 just simply smiling yellow emoji. And this is the universal 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:25.400 language of the world. It's the emoji. The plant must 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:27.760 be in the top five at least, right. I do 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:29.520 not have the top five list in front of me, 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:32.240 but I know in your household it is a number 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:38.000 number one. What's number two? Let me guess the what 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.040 is the one that looks like the toush? Is that 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:43.440 number two? Is that the I would guess probably the 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:47.760 middle finger? The middle finger. Yeah that's a solid one. Yeah, yeah, 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:50.840 that's a solid one. Uh. Anyway, so this I thought 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:54.920 this was interesting. They analyzed the millions and millions of 0:14:55.000 --> 0:15:01.440 social media posts in thirty countries thirty countries around the world, 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:05.560 which seems like a lot. But you know how many 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:09.680 countries there are in the world, there are tons. I 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:13.040 think there's a hundred and ninety five something like that, 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:17.040 close to two hundred. I think so thirty. So that's 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:20.200 that's a small, small snampy. Anyway, they looked looked at 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:22.240 all this stuff, and they looked at all the different 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:24.640 emojis there are over I didn't realize that there are 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:28.040 over seventeen hundred different emojis. Is that real? You can't 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:32.200 be that much. I don't think there's that many, right, No, 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:34.680 there can't be that. Man, when I go on Twitter 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:36.600 to send an emoji, or I go on my phone, 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:38.880 there's a few, there's like a few pages, but they 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:45.040 ain't seventeen hundred emojis. I must be missing some emojis anyway, 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:48.360 So they said there's there's only about a hundred common 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:50.880 emojis that people use. But but I believe the reason 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:53.000 there's only a hundred emojis people uses because on most 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:55.880 devices that's all you have access to. How about that 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:57.440 for a hot take? Is that a hot take? No, 0:15:57.560 --> 0:16:00.720 it's not a hot take's take. If you had access 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:04.440 to more, you'd use more. But it is true that people, uh, 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:07.920 people like variety, but they really like only a few things. 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:10.280 It's like with cable television back in the day when 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:14.720 everyone had cable television and they had like two channels, 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:17.680 but most people only watched about twelve or thirteen that 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:21.040 was it, and then most of the other channel nobody watched. 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:24.160 And it's it's kind of it's the same concept of 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:26.760 the Internet. There's a million different websites, but you you 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:29.040 likely when you go to the Internet, you have a 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:32.320 few that you check out. I know, I do, I don't. 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:34.760 I don't look at everything. There's a few that I 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:38.200 go to and then that's it. So the dark web 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:41.120 that's probably where you hang out. Yeah, well that's where 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:43.320 my people are. That's where the listeners are. The dark web. 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:45.040 Clearly you can get anything you want there and the 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:47.680 dark web. I saw some screenshots of the dark Web. 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:51.320 It's like Amazon now they have it's so so wonderful, 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:52.840 but you gotta pay them. Like bitcoin, I think, I 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:55.080 think to buy all the contraband you have to buy 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:58.760 the bitcoin and use the bitcoin. I think. Anyway, said 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:01.360 outside the United States, of the countries, they looked at 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:07.600 the most frequent countries to use emojis are the Philippines, Brazil, 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:12.960 and India. So those are the the big three and 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:17.960 that ends the emoji portion of the show. Ah, I 0:17:18.040 --> 0:17:21.119 go with you go with the egg, all right. I 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:24.040 like the walking emoji. I like that one. Let me 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:25.240 see what am I going, tom, I go to my 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:27.840 emoji page right now, Hold on a sec here, let's 0:17:27.880 --> 0:17:29.920 see puts this up but doing this live on You're 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:33.119 seeing live coverage of the emoji. Let me go to 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:36.200 my recently used emojis to see what I'm using here. 0:17:37.080 --> 0:17:41.000 Oh yeah, I have the the chicken head emoji, the 0:17:41.119 --> 0:17:48.479 fry emoji, because of my enjoyment of eating poutine with 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:50.800 chicken on top. That's been my new thing. I see 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:54.600 the microphone emoji, the old school microphone. That's a big one. 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:57.720 What else? I have the the water gun. Remember they 0:17:57.800 --> 0:18:00.560 had a more menacing gun, but they turned it into 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:04.480 a water gun because it was too offensive. Yea, as 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:08.320 stupid as that. People are triggered by an emoji. My god, 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:11.440 I've got the parrot emoji for some reason. I think 0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:15.080 that might be a reference to Roscoe the parrot, the 0:18:15.240 --> 0:18:18.760 fake stuffed animal parrot that David and Florida brought to 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:21.640 an appearance I did in Boston, and so I think 0:18:21.640 --> 0:18:24.920 I might have been sending that out to somebody. Uh yeah, 0:18:25.040 --> 0:18:27.240 so that's it. That ends my hot emoji. I do 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:30.679 have the laughing crying emoji prominently mentioned, so there is 0:18:30.720 --> 0:18:33.400 that as well. Anyway, I don't use as many emojis 0:18:33.400 --> 0:18:35.680 as other people. My wife is a big emoji fan. 0:18:35.920 --> 0:18:40.080 She enjoys the emoji. Anyway, how about this arm pits? 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:44.520 Armed pits? You're ready for an arm pit story? You 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:49.040 like arm pits, you like to smell it? Yet no, no, no, okay, right, 0:18:49.119 --> 0:18:53.720 all right, come so, so because of the last year 0:18:53.880 --> 0:18:56.320 and the COVID and all that stuff and the world 0:18:56.400 --> 0:19:00.080 shut down, but now the world back open. The a 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:03.119 new servant, it's not. A study to survey of women 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:07.000 found that the pandemic and the real you know, what's 0:19:07.000 --> 0:19:09.439 been going on in the world is causing them to 0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:15.159 rethink how to take care of their armpits. Yeah, this 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:17.960 is not good. This is not good news. Right, it's not. 0:19:18.520 --> 0:19:22.240 Uh they say, one in three women are shaving their 0:19:22.280 --> 0:19:27.200 under arms less than over the last year. At home. 0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:30.880 And here's the kicker. The reason I brought this up. 0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:35.080 Many of the women planned to continue to not shave 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:42.359 their armpits post pandemic. But that okay, chewbaca freaking over 0:19:42.359 --> 0:19:49.880 the women who have cut back on shaving during the pandemic. 0:19:51.040 --> 0:19:55.840 Of those pcents almost say they plan on keeping it 0:19:55.920 --> 0:20:03.520 going once the crisis over. There, you go, okay. I 0:20:03.560 --> 0:20:06.520 don't spend a lot of time thinking about armpits. I don't. 0:20:06.640 --> 0:20:08.480 I do do the smell test though, when I don't 0:20:08.560 --> 0:20:10.200 leave the house much. But when I leave the house, 0:20:10.200 --> 0:20:12.560 if I'm going to, like a social engagement, I'll do 0:20:12.600 --> 0:20:15.479 the old sniff tests to make sure it doesn't smell. 0:20:16.200 --> 0:20:20.720 The survey found the biggest armpit issues are worries over hair, sweat, 0:20:21.480 --> 0:20:26.280 and sninky odor. Yes, what else would you be worried 0:20:26.280 --> 0:20:29.440 about regarding your armpit? I guess they said here they 0:20:29.480 --> 0:20:33.359 want what does it say here? They want perfection in 0:20:33.400 --> 0:20:38.080 the armpit. No hair, no marks, even skin tone. Everything 0:20:38.119 --> 0:20:40.560 has to be perfect for the armpits. Just save them 0:20:40.560 --> 0:20:43.280 and make sure they smell fine. Yeah, it's not that hard, right, 0:20:43.480 --> 0:20:46.199 It's pretty simple, pretty growing, a little growing, you know, 0:20:46.200 --> 0:20:48.120 I gotta do it every once in a while. Can't 0:20:48.119 --> 0:20:51.240 be a disheveled mess. The next one in the swamp. 0:20:52.040 --> 0:20:54.600 In the swamp we go as we get scientifical on 0:20:54.680 --> 0:20:58.400 the fifth hour. So it turns out this is actually true. 0:20:58.640 --> 0:21:04.480 The science science researchers have determined that alligators can actually 0:21:04.600 --> 0:21:07.320 regrow that young there's only young alligators. When they get old, 0:21:07.320 --> 0:21:09.720 they can't do it. But young alligators can't actually regrow 0:21:09.760 --> 0:21:13.679 their tails. Might have heard that a wise tale about alligators, 0:21:13.720 --> 0:21:16.080 But it's true. If the if the alligator tail gets 0:21:16.080 --> 0:21:19.679 cut off, this new study reveals that they are able 0:21:19.800 --> 0:21:22.480 to regrow. Now, why does that matter? Why am I 0:21:22.520 --> 0:21:26.240 bring this up? Well, the scientists are studying this hoping 0:21:26.280 --> 0:21:32.400 to find ways that humans who have suffered traumatic injuries 0:21:32.400 --> 0:21:35.199 will at some point be able to like regrow a 0:21:35.240 --> 0:21:39.200 finger or toe or something along. How crazy with that? 0:21:40.040 --> 0:21:42.879 I wonder if we have that in our in our bodies. 0:21:42.960 --> 0:21:44.400 You know, we're all well, there's a lot of stuff 0:21:44.440 --> 0:21:46.359 in the brain that we don't really know about. Like 0:21:46.400 --> 0:21:48.720 what if there's some some hidden part of the brain 0:21:48.720 --> 0:21:53.000 would allow you to, uh, you know, recreate part of 0:21:53.000 --> 0:21:54.960 your body if you lose it. That'd be pretty cool. 0:21:55.480 --> 0:21:57.960 All right, Yeah, I think they tried that with the 0:21:58.040 --> 0:22:01.000 Spider Man villain and then all help brokely not a 0:22:01.000 --> 0:22:04.119 good idea. Yeah, well, I don't know if you know this. 0:22:04.480 --> 0:22:07.040 In the countries like China, they're doing that stuff right now. 0:22:07.119 --> 0:22:09.360 They're they're trying all that weird crap there. They don't 0:22:09.359 --> 0:22:11.000 have as many laws as we have here in the 0:22:11.800 --> 0:22:14.920 in the old United States. But if you could regenerate, 0:22:15.800 --> 0:22:18.480 it's nothing like obviously we don't have tales, although we 0:22:18.560 --> 0:22:20.760 used to have tales, right, isn't there Humans used to 0:22:20.800 --> 0:22:22.479 have tales and we had a third eye. Isn't that 0:22:22.520 --> 0:22:26.439 the line? Yeah? Okay, yeah we did. I think it's 0:22:26.440 --> 0:22:31.119 called the brown eye. Uh they're been oh is that right? Yeah? Okay, no, no, no, no, no, 0:22:31.200 --> 0:22:33.439 they're the third eye. You've never you've never heard the 0:22:33.480 --> 0:22:36.879 third eye theory? Yeah, like the mind's eye. Yeah, I 0:22:36.920 --> 0:22:42.960 mean no, no, humans third eye right, it's in the 0:22:43.000 --> 0:22:47.160 middle of the forehead. It's a spiritual third eye. You've 0:22:47.200 --> 0:22:49.480