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Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben

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Speaker 1: We are back at it yet again, Saturdays, Saturday. Say

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Speaker 1: this is not some popsicle stand No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: This is not tedious, This is not unpleasant, this is

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Speaker 1: If it is, we're doing it wrong. It is the

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Speaker 1: Fifth Hour with Ben Mallo. No sinister plan here, just

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Speaker 1: marginal podcast talk even on the weekends. No days off,

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Speaker 1: Great Ryan Smith. What's going on? And Mr McBain as

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Speaker 1: he's known on Twitter, the wrestling legend. Why are you

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Speaker 1: quoting Bill Belichick? No days off? It's a great that's

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Speaker 1: a great quote. What are you talking about's great. That

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Speaker 1: sums up my radio career. No days off, So you're

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Speaker 1: a cheater like Bill Belichick, or Bill Belichick believes in

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Speaker 1: gamesmanships he believes. Yeah, I'm just pointing that out. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love all those cheesy catchphrases. Do your job, no

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Speaker 1: a Greek tragedy. Bill Belichick. His favorite team is the

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Speaker 1: That's true. He has no life. That's that's what I've heard.

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Speaker 1: He's gotten popped like three times. No, that they're all

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Speaker 1: How bad is it? Like? How shady are you if

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Speaker 1: says football size goldfish are taking over a Minnesota lake.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to Minnesota. And what happened? These These the

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Speaker 1: goldfish were dumped by their owners. And this is a

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Speaker 1: city about fifteen miles It's in Burnsville, Minnesota, about fifteen

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Speaker 1: miles south of Minneapolis, and they they've issued a warning.

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Speaker 1: City officials have issued a warning urging residents to stop

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Speaker 1: releasing their pet fish after they recovered multiple foot long

425
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Speaker 1: aquatic invaders. According to the story here. This is from

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Speaker 1: Live Science. I got this story and yeah, they released

427
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Speaker 1: goldfish can grow to several times their domesticated size. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so when I was growing up, I had goldfish. They

429
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Speaker 1: never got this big. This is yes, I don't think

430
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Speaker 1: it's bs. I had goldfish too, they didn't live that long.

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Speaker 1: Well there you go. I mean like that's this is photoshop.

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Speaker 1: Either that sids h h or something in the water.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That is wild. That's the size of

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Speaker 1: what you the kind of fish you would want to

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Speaker 1: catch if you were in Alaska. Right, that's that's a

436
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Speaker 1: big hearty fish. So are there is this like the

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Speaker 1: dog thing where dogs have been genetically modified to get smaller.

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00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 1: You know, some certain breeds of dogs have gotten to

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Speaker 1: the point where they're really small, but they could be

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Speaker 1: big if you know they started out big. Have have

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Speaker 1: the Is the goldfish a human creation? Like? And it's

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Speaker 1: really they should be in their natural habitat that big

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Speaker 1: mind blowing? I see what you do there? How dare you? Alright?

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Speaker 1: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller

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Speaker 1: Show week days at two am Eastern eleven p m Pacific. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm John Middlecoff and I host the Three and Out podcast.

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Speaker 1: Do you like football? Do you like the NFL. Do

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Speaker 1: you like the NFL draft quarterbacks? Coaches? Well, I talk

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Speaker 1: for Andy Reid as a scout. Now I give you

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Speaker 1: my unfiltered and raw opinions on everything that goes on

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Speaker 1: on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast or wherever

456
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Speaker 1: you get your podcasts. Have more pet stories. I love

457
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Speaker 1: pet stories. You get a dog? You have a dog

458
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Speaker 1: over there? Reigns used to have two dogs, two Cocker

459
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Speaker 1: spaniels way back in the day. Should get a dog,

460
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Speaker 1: You should get another dog? Are too busy on I

461
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Speaker 1: can barely uh watch for myself. Okay I can't either.

462
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Speaker 1: But do you get a dog? I get a doggie

463
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Speaker 1: door if you can there having any own place to

464
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Speaker 1: go out and poop and all that, You're you're good

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Speaker 1: to go, all right anyway. Puppies. According a new study,

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Speaker 1: puppies are born with a knack of being able to

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Speaker 1: read human gestures and so this is in their their

468
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Speaker 1: DNA when they're born. How crazy is that? Uh? So

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Speaker 1: they say that a lot of a lot of human

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Speaker 1: beings believed that dogs just kind of get you, uh,

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Speaker 1: puppies have an aptitude for understanding human gestures that is

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Speaker 1: not seen in their closest relatives, the wolf. And for

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Speaker 1: the legend of the wolf that every dog started out

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Speaker 1: as a wolf, you know, wolf pups and all that.

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Speaker 1: But when they said, even when wolves are raised by

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Speaker 1: human beings as domesticated pets, they still are unaware of

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Speaker 1: the human gestures. They're they don't have it. But dog

478
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:26,959
Speaker 1: puppies they can read directions like when you point towards food,

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Speaker 1: even if they have not had any actual dog training.

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Speaker 1: But wolf puppies do not follow human gestures. So there

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Speaker 1: you go about that. There's a fun fact. So the

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Speaker 1: dog now, now, my dog Bella has determined that the

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Speaker 1: carpet in the living room here at the temporary Mallard mansion,

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Speaker 1: the halfway house that I'm living in until I move

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Speaker 1: into the other house. She is determined that that is

486
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Speaker 1: actually grass, it is not carpet, and that is where

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Speaker 1: she is chosen to defecate rather than go outside. And

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Speaker 1: it's very annoyed and she she has no shame in

489
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Speaker 1: her game right like the other night, she woke me up,

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Speaker 1: and you know, during the day, obviously I say night,

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Speaker 1: but I sleep during the day. She woke me up

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Speaker 1: during the day because she had to go to do

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Speaker 1: a tinkle. As the honest at Denta Coombo said, So

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Speaker 1: I okay, and so I get up and I let her.

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Speaker 1: I opened the door to let her go outside, and

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Speaker 1: she right in front of me, walks over to the

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Speaker 1: carpet and starts getting busy doing her business there. And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing? I start screaming. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: what do you It doesn't care. Yeah, we're gonna we're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to get new carpet in this place when

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Speaker 1: we move, because it's unbelievable. It's insane. Man, it sounds

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Speaker 1: like I think she's a wolf. That's that sounds like

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Speaker 1: the dog is actually training you Ben, that's what bull

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Speaker 1: It's bullshit. Let me tell you that dog Well that's true. No,

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Speaker 1: that's true. But but the dog touchet. But the dog

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Speaker 1: is trained. The dog is training. The dog is I

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Speaker 1: We've never had this issue before, only occasionally when it rained.

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Speaker 1: When it rained, Bella would not go outside because she's

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Speaker 1: a diva and she didn't want to get it. But

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Speaker 1: other than that, good to go hot, to trot with

511
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Speaker 1: the dog poop in the right place, but not right now,

512
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 1: not right now anyway? All right, what else do we

513
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Speaker 1: have here? Let's see here? Oh this is this is great? Another.

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Speaker 1: I guess it's kind of an animal story. Uh hunting

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00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: uh or not hunting. Scientists have determined that nineties six

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Speaker 1: percent of movies show sharks in a negative light, hurting

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Speaker 1: conservation efforts. So people that love sharks are offended by this.

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Speaker 1: They're annoyed by this, and they say that Hollywood is

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Speaker 1: making people scared of sharks. Right, we should not be

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Speaker 1: scared of sharks. I think the fact that sharks like

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Speaker 1: eat people is actually hurting sharks. Well, statistically, they don't

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Speaker 1: eat that many people that medio people. Of a hundred

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Speaker 1: and nine shark films listed on i m dB portray

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Speaker 1: interactions between humans and the apex predators as overtly threatening,

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Speaker 1: and much of the impact still sent stems from the

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Speaker 1: nineteen seventy five blockbuster Jaws. They also mentioned shark Nato.

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Speaker 1: Is that still the thing? Are they still making shark

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Speaker 1: Nado movies? I wanted to be in when I thought

529
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Speaker 1: that was so cheesy. I could be in a Shark

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Speaker 1: Nado movie. But they never asked me to be in

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Speaker 1: a Shark Nado movie. I never watched those movies. Jaws

532
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 1: is great. Scared the hell out of me and when

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Speaker 1: I was a kid. Yeah, have you been to the

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Speaker 1: Jaws ride at Universal? When they do do the tort

535
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Speaker 1: Universal Studios, they take you by the Jaws recreated set

536
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Speaker 1: and all that I have not Actually you're not okay.

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Speaker 1: They actually filmed most of Jaws though, on the coast

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Speaker 1: of New England. Great, yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, uh say around. Well, No,

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Speaker 1: here's the point. About two percent of the known five

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00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: species of sharks have attacked humans. It's just two percent.

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Speaker 1: They're called apex predators for a reason. No I know,

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00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: but the do the odds. The odds of being killed

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00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: by a shark in the US are more than three

544
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: point seven million to one. But that Yeah, that's fine.

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00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: But um, sharks are evil and they like people's arms off. No,

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Speaker 1: f sharks. F the sharks. F sharks like instead of

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Speaker 1: fl F the sharks. That too. Yeah, there is a

548
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: way to have a hundred percent chance of not being

549
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Speaker 1: eaten by a shark is to not go to the ocean.

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Speaker 1: That's why I don't do it. Yeah, I like pools

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00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: better than the ocean. But so I say that because

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Speaker 1: I don't like the ocean here in California. I love

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00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: going to like Hawaii or somewhere like that. It's awesome

554
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: where the water is like light blue or green. Man,

555
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: is that great? And the water in California were not.

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Speaker 1: Most of southern California is not that color. I don't

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Speaker 1: enjoy it. I don't. I do not like Yeah, because

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00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 1: it's dirty. That's why exactly, especially like Venice Beach, that area,

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00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, gil it is disgusting. I wouldn't put

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00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: my enemy in that water. That is horrific, absolutely horrific.

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Speaker 1: Man oh man, oh man. All right, I think that's

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Speaker 1: that's good. Right, we've we've reached our quota of scientific

563
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: or we don't need to do pop quiz. You don't

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Speaker 1: need pop quiz, right, you're good with that. Do you

565
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:30,959
Speaker 1: want to do a couple of pop quiz is just

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Speaker 1: to appease the masses, of course? Okay. A recent study

567
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: found that blank are the most borrowed items. What do

568
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 1: people borrow more than anything? Uh? I will say a

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Speaker 1: cigarette because You can't really give a cigarette back. Once

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00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: you've borrowed a cigarette, you can't really give it back

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Speaker 1: the same cigarette. Uh. A book? Book? Yeah you don't,

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00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: you're not a reader? Well why no, one like, like,

573
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: you know, borrows books. They just can. You can just

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00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: fight it online, you know, read it off off a

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00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: tablet or something. Yeah, they say that the book the

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00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: most borrowed item. There's something about holding a book in

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Speaker 1: your hands and cuddling up on a chair on a

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Speaker 1: cool night in the wintertime. And no, what are you

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Speaker 1: eighty years old or something? No, I'm not. I'm just

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00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: giving you the Hollywood trope. I don't I I read

581
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: so much on the internet. I don't have I really

582
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Speaker 1: don't have much time to read books these days. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I kind of wish I did, though, I don't hate it.

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00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: Seven out of ten people always use blank at the

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Speaker 1: dinner table. What is it a napkin? No? Paper plates?

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00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: Paper plates? Yeah, you're a paper you're a single guy, right,

587
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: paper plates? Yes? Because I hate clinic so yes, paper plates? Yes? Yeah, yeah,

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00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: let's see you. Women do this before going to the gym.

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00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 1: What is it they put makeup on? Uh? Yeah, lipstick? Yeah,

590
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: that counts. Yes, I was blown away by this one.

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Speaker 1: I don't go to the gym anymore because I have

592
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 1: I work at it where I live. But well, I

593
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: don't right now because my treadmills in thirteen thousand pieces

594
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:21,240
Speaker 1: because he got moved. But anyway, uh so, I remember

595
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:22,439
Speaker 1: going to the gym and it would be like early

596
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,800
Speaker 1: in the morning and people you want to makeup, and

597
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: then I go to the gym occasionally the afternoon. People

598
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: would have the makeup on. Then I go late at

599
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 1: night sometimes on the weekends when it didn't work, and

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00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: they'd be women like it's like they're I don't know,

601
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 1: it's like a dating thing or something like that. But

602
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: I would think if you're a woman, you wouldn't want

603
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: to have makeup on because you know, not that I

604
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: wear makeup other than I did TV. But Ryan doesn't

605
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: make up run like when you get sweaty, doesn't it

606
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 1: start running down your face. Women do this just to

607
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: get noticed at the gym. They put makeup on and

608
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 1: they don't even do anything. They're standing around there and

609
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: then you look at them and they're like, don't look

610
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 1: at me. I'm like, you see how your dress? You know,

611
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: you know, but like these tight asks clothes you know,

612
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 1: don't know about you. But when I go to the the gym,

613
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 1: I gotta loose shirt on some nasty old sweats. I'm

614
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: there to work out looking like they're about to go

615
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:12,479
Speaker 1: like a film, a porno or something. No, I don't

616
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 1: disagree that, Like there are ways, I mean, if you

617
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: don't want people to look at you, there are ways

618
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: to get people not to look at you. But I

619
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 1: think the lesson of that is it depends. It's like

620
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 1: a sliding scale of how attractive they find you generally, right,

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Speaker 1: because I'm thinking, like, if you're attractive, they don't really

622
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: care if you're looking at them, right, But if you're unattractive,

623
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:35,399
Speaker 1: it becomes problematic. Or if they find you unattractives want

624
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 1: to try, you know what. You know what I mean.

625
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 1: But like it's the it's that weird, weird dichotomy where

626
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 1: it's like, well, if you're attractive, you can this is okay,

627
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 1: it's just flirting. But if you're not attractive to the person,

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Speaker 1: then you're a creepster. Yes, exactly, welcome to life. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: life one on one. Ben Maller, thank you. Yes. Unfortunately

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Speaker 1: I was always the seen as the creepy guy, not

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Speaker 1: the attractive guy. So I got a lot of what

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Speaker 1: are you doing? What's going on? While are you doing that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But I agree with you. It's very hard as a

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Speaker 1: you know, a heterosexual male, uh, to see certain things

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Speaker 1: and not look right when you're It's just it's hard

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Speaker 1: to do that. It's human nature. Yeah, exactly, I agree

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Speaker 1: with you. All right, that is it. We'll put the

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Speaker 1: baby to bed. How can people fight follow you, Ryan,

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Speaker 1: since you are the new host of the Fifth Hour

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Speaker 1: with Ben Maller, I am, well, yeah, the you're the

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Speaker 1: interim post. You're the interim host on Twitter at Ryan

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Speaker 1: McBain m C b A I N R y A N.

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Speaker 1: By the way, if you can't spell Ryan and rymy

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Speaker 1: bain on Twitch, if you want to yell at me

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Speaker 1: for hating Boston on Twitch, yeah, all my Boston guys,

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Speaker 1: you can attack Ryan for hating on Boston having an

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Speaker 1: anequated take on Boston. Yeah, okay, that was the real

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Speaker 1: like thirty years ago. Anyway, all right, that's it. We'll

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Speaker 1: put the baby to bed. Have a wonderful rest, you're said,

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Speaker 1: and they don't forget the mail bag On Sunday, one

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Speaker 1: of my favorite shows of the week, the Sunday mail Bag,

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Speaker 1: and we'll get to that next time and see you

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Speaker 1: then